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Issue No. 24 Vol. 40 I Wednesday, April 21, 2004 I A CMA All-American Newspaper Student Health Services offer ways to reduce unplanned pregnancy

• Prescriptions, the one-third of college women attending birth conf >1 pill is accessible to any four-year institutions have experienced student who has had a doctor's exam morning-after pill and pregnancy. within the last 12 months. "Or a person "(The statistics for college age can schedule an exam with us." McGo- free condoms among pregnancy] don't surprise me at all," nigal said. said Jane Lux, Director of Education at Also prescribed at the Student items for students Planned Parenthood of the Greater Health Services office is a morning- Miami Valley. Although Lux is mostly after pill called "Plan B" that costs S10. JSan Dapore familiar with adolescent pregnancy sta- The pill is highly effective, with an tistics she said, "From what I see anec- effectiveness rate of 99 percent, said DaporeS^mright «du dotally. (ihe statistics for college age McGonigal. The Plan B method should WSU Student Health Services pregnancy) make sense. My daughter be taken within 72 hours of unprotect- offers prescriptions for oral contracep- had a friend in her senior year at WSU ed sex. Neither the birth control pill or c tion and the morning-after pill and free who accidentally got pregnant and was- the morning-after pill protcct again ? condoms in an effort to help students n't in a relationship with her partner." sexually transmitted diseases. prevent unplanned pregnancy.• J A bowl of Durex condoms sits Senior mass communication SHS Director Wendy McCionigal. in the waiting area of the Health Ser- major Ivy Williams got pregnant when WHOCKEY M McGonigal said that because vices building, free for all students to she was 18, right before her First quar- most pregnant patients who come to take. However, McGonigal points out ter at WSU. She said being a mom in SHS are unmarried women whi acci- that condoms are only 85 percent effec- school is hard, but "I don't think I dentally got pregnant, birth control

JCan Dapore games, lottery and scratch tickets and also casinos and card playing, many Dapore.5@wri^iLerfii times resulting in addictions. Since the Student gambling is on the rise of Internet gambling, college stu- rise, and many WSU students say dents ages 18-24 have become part of they're feeling overwhelmed by their, the diversified pack. Students started losses. testing their luck online more than any "I know a lot of people who other age group because of their com- gamble. Betting on games through the puter knowledge. Internet is popular," said mass commu- Even games on the Net not cre- nication major Randy Muhlenkamp. ated for gambling purposes have stu- According to The Journal of dents betting their dollars. A student Gambling Studies, because gambling who asked to remain anonymous said. has become more available, gamblers "My friends and 1 play a game called have also become more diverse. Gam- Fantasy Football online. We each bet bling can be a problem for college-age 30 bucks, and the winner gets 75 per- students because of all the new gam- cent of the pot while second place gets Jennifer Raise, a management major, enjoys gambling online nith games such as poker, slots anil blackjack. bling options. These options include , betting on sports and playing Internet "(Gambling** continued on page 4 www.theguardianonline.co m I The Guardian W.-il:n--d.n. Apr New Ll Crime

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April 12: Criminal citations were issued to two people when police caught them using mari- juana.

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April 12: After leaving a room unlocked, a victim called police to investigate a theft.

April 13: A person was charged with iheft after taking two books from the Bookstore.

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April 14: Police assisted the Fairborn Medics after a person Man Preet Singh plays the labia drums during the i'aisakhi 2004 cclehratiim on April I.I. reportedly fell down a flight of stairs in the School of Medicine auditorium. The victim was Have Comment* ... transported to Miami Valley Visit us on line at Check out the Guardian online www.TheGuardlanOnllne.com Hospital.

www.theguardianonline.com —i Breckeniidee The Guardian Issue No. 24 Vol. 40 | Wednesday. April 21. 2004 | A CM A All-American Newspaper

Editor-in-Chief Valerie Lough Assistant Production Editors Managing Editor Jessica Garringer Stacy Corbean, Arun Inapakolla News Editor Marianne Wellendorf Web Editor Chris Poteet Features Editor Krystle Barger Advertising Reps Jamie Baker and Opinions Editor Jon Loritz Stacey Hanneken Sports Editor Trent Montgomery Circulation Manager Alonzo Wilkins Copy Editors Andy McDonie Staff Writers - Karis Day, Josh Chief Photographer Burke, Michelle Ditto, Melinda Arnett, Justin Garman Phillip Collins, Jillian Dapore Dayton's largest tanning salon Graphic Artist Nate Fakes Staff Photographers - Cathie Mako, Advertising Manager Heather Gorby Stacy Stafford Ad Graphics Manager Scott Benfield Faculty Mentor Dr. Jeff John

The Guardian is printed weekly during '.he regular Fhe Guardian encourages letters to (he editor and school year It is published by students of Wright State commentary piece* Irom students. faculty, administra- www.aplacetotan.com University in Dayton. Ohto Editorials without bylines tor* and Mail reflect the majonty opinion of the editonal board Views •I ettcr* should be typed, have the wnter'* pnnted lull expressed in columns, cartoons and advertisements name. address. daytime phone, major and c!av> >landing are those of the writers, artists and advertisers lif applicable! The Guardian reserves the right to censor or reject •Deadline for submissions i* ^ p m on the Fndav pre- advensmg copy in accordance with any present or ceeding the nc*t issue future advertising acceptance rules established by The •Letters should he kept to 500 words or lew Guardian All content* contained herein are the •All letter* are subject to editing! for space and content express property of The Guardian Copyright privileges •l etters which duplicate others ma> be omitted revert to the writers, artist and photographers of •When responding to another letter, refer to the date and specific works after publication Copyright 2003 The headline Guardian. Wnght State University All nghts reserved (20 Mln: •Quote First issue freti Additional copies may be requested for S 50 each E-mail: guard ianopedf'yahoo.c €xpires 4-27-52004 Guardian Phone Numbers Dayton's Largest Tanning Salon Editor in Chief. 775-5534 | News & Sports: 775-55381 Scene & Opinion: 775-55361 UJeekend Specials Also Available! Advertising: 775-55371 Fax. 775-5535 News Wrtlnrsd.iy, April 14. 2tRH The Guardia: Student Government campaigns underway

shuttle bus. • Hidates speak Ernest. "My vision of Student Govern- "Matt and I are typical college ment is a government for the students, ou ssues they students and we want to make the cam- of the students, and by the students." pus fun to attend, while keeping up feei important said Deek. "None of my goals for Pres- with the serious situations that occur." ident will even be considered without Scott Ernest said. Matt and Scott for Wb J students prior approval by the students." Ernest said they should be elected "Any changes the next admin- Erin Twpson because they will work nonstop to istration calls for has to be echoed by make beneficial changes to the campus, Bwmpson. 10 [email protected] the student body. 16.000 strong." Cro- and make it a place where students ker said. have some school pride. Candidates for President and Each student who votes will be Vice President spoke out on their plat- eligible to receive one parking amnesty forms this week as Student Govern- pass. Voting will be held April 27 ment elections approach. "My vision of Student Gov- through April 29. Students can vote on Running for 2004-2005 SG ROX from 7 a.m until midnight, on President and Vice President are Ghas- ernment is a government any computer on or off campus. On the san J. Deek and James Alton Croker for the students, of the stu- ballot are President and Vice President, III, Matt Ernest and Scott Ernest, and a Senator from each college, and either Brandon Kem and Josh Burger. dents, and by the students. " a residential or commuter Senator, Matt and Scott Ernest, who are depending on the candidate's status. brothers, said they're focusing on the - Ghassan Deck Deck is a junior, political sci- wants and needs of the WSU student ence major, and is part of the Callege I body. They said they want to increase Kern and Burger said they plan of Democrats at WSU and a member of campus awareness, bring entertainment the WSU National Model United I to the students on campus, and the to increase communication with the student body by promoting better TV Nations team. Croker is a senior, Eng- Scott times! is on the ballot ulong with his establish Greek housing at WSU. lish literature and religion major, and is brother Mutt runnirif; for Student OovenmutU "I feel that students at Wright and radio stations and placing more tel- president mid vice president State are being greatly underserved evisions throughout campus to help students be more aware of daily events. when it comes to both campus aware- "/ feel that students at ness and campus activities." said Matt "In addition to enhanced com- munication. we will work to create a ft right State are being great atmosphere here at Wright State through more events for students and greatly underserved when it more organizations that promote stu- comes to both campus dent life." Kern sa.d. Kern and Burger said they'd also like to work to awareness and campus decrease the cost of dining and books. "The Kern and Burger ticket is one activities." with Student Government experience ~ Matt Ernest. that can show thai we can be both the Place average student and the professional advocate, which is essential to this job." also a member of the WSU National your Deek and Alton said their focus Model United Nations team. Matt is on better connecting the students to Ernest is a junior. MIS major, and a classified student government through active dia- member of the National Society of Col- logue and a strong campus presence. legiate Scholars and the fraternity. They said their i sues include book Delta Tau Delta. His running mate. ad in the prices and buy back policy, parking Scott Emest is a sophomore, mass availability, dining prices, vending communications major, and is also a machine prices, increasing campus member of Delta Tau Delta. Brandon Guardian security, campus events to raise student Kern is a senior, social science educa- awareness, increasing accessibility to tion major, and a member of the today. disabled students, representing interna- National Society of Collegiate Schol- James Alton ( 'roker III, k one of many stu- ars. the Student Alumni Association, dents on the ballot for the lice president posi- tional students and the building of a tion in Student GvvernmetiL shelter for students waiting for the and part of the Sixth Man. which sup- ports WSU athletics. Josh Burger is a senior, mechanical engineering major, and has been involved with the Ameri- WORK FOR THE GUARDIAN can Society of Mechanical Engineers, the Society of Automotive Engineers, the Wright Engineering Council, and is NOW HIRING FOR 2004-2005 a member of Beta Theta Pi. Students can go online at 775-5537 www.wright.edu/sg/elections.html to 9 Reporters & Editors read more about each of the candidates and post any issues they would like to jj^New^• Feature s ~ Op-Ed ~ Sports ~ Copy Editor see discussed at the upcoming Presi- dential Debate, date and time to be ' announced soon. • www.TheGuardianOnline.com News WSU names student employee of the year

Lesfc rtsons April 11-17. During this week, stu- a three-member committee of WSU his or her contribution. These qualities dent employees of colleges and univer- officials evaluates the candidate's hjg»ns.l8@wn& arc assigned a numerical rating or sities nationwide are acknowledged for records. Student employee performance score. The student with the highest their hard work and dedication. composite score is declared the winner. Stephanie ,s. a biology Valekis could not be reached "Stephanie is one of the The student employee of the for comment. lab assisL'H in the department of Bio- most dedicated und consci- year of each member university pro- logical Scici. . es, was named the 2004 Gail Whitaker, Assistant Direc- gresses on to regional, state and ulti- WSU Student Employee of the Year. tor of WSU's Career Services, said stu- entious employees / have mately national competition to be dent workers are an integral part of the "Stephanie is one of the most ever had the honor to work named the NSEA Student Employee of dedicated and conscientious employees WSU administrative team. "We have the Year. I have ever had the honor to work with. close to 2000 student employees at with. She represents our NSEA has sponsored this com- Wright State who are vital to the cam- She represents our university well and 1 university well and I can petition and the week long observance can think of no one more deserving." pus mission." for about 12 years. WSU has participat- said Marcia Wendeln, Valekis's super- The National Student Employ- think of no one more ed in this program for 3 years, however ment Association (NSEA) and WSU's visor. deserving." submissions for recognition were much Valekis was recognized on Career Services encourage supervisors higher this year. The Office of Career April 12th by her supervisor and and departments to recognize their stu- - Marciu Wendeln Sen ices said it received 50 percent coworkers in a small ceremony in the dent employees' efforts by hosting more nominations for 2004 than it did Biological Science building. The cere- luncheons and activities. is assessed based on reliability, initia- for 2003. mony marked the beginning ofWSU?s Once a WSU student employee tive, and the quality of work as well as observance of National Student is nominated for outstanding perform- professionalism, and the uniqueness of Employment Week, which was held ance. THE The Student media Committee GUARDIAN is looking for motiuated PLACE AN AD indiuiduals to fill 775-5537 these postions: HIT3!

fcmto^niexud "CamMing" continued frum page 1 friends. \ fter a trip to Windsor. 25 percent" Canada, he lost SI40, and some of Internet gambling is a suc- his friends "have lost upwards of cessful business but may not replace S1.000 at one time." Once he and the fun and excitement of flashy his friends start to lose a lot of casinos with lots of games. Casinos money, they spend more trying to at The GuarJian have appealed to young people who least break even, a major problem for Editor in Chief for The Guardian desire a new and different experience most gamblers resulting in even with friends, but a realization of more loses. money lost may take over. Senior According to www.gambler- mass communication major Alison sanonymous.org, characteristics of a Sipiorski planned to only spend SI00 compulsive gambler arc emotional Gemeral Manager on a casino boat gambling venture insecurity, immaturity, a strong inner of WWSU with friends, and she did just that, urge to feel powerful, the inability quitting after losing all of her money and unwillingness to accept reality, on a card game. and thinking about how great things "I could'vc bought a whole will be after a big win. If you or new outfit with that kind of money." someone you know thinks they have If you are interested, applications are Sipiorski said. a gambling problem Gamblers available in The Office of Student Life Defeat wasn't as easy for Anonymous encourages you to visit W036, Student Union. The deadline for another anonymous student and his their website for help. submission of all materials is

April 23, 2004, at 5pm. 646 Alpha Rd < MJUWtwSB*avercreek . Ohio 45434 Phon« 1937) 427-0002 Email- O Ungvwtta a For questions and more detailed information, contact: \ Q mazDa College Grad •< Bill Shepard, Student Union [email protected] or Katie Deedrick, Student Union / MAZDA [email protected] GRADUATE PROGRAM News The virtual classroom of tomorrow has founr1 >ts place in today's school

• Online classes happy to have. Brown said. mcnt with a specialty in risk manage- Virtual classrooms are different ment lor the past three years, accordin: and the same professors teach them. make their way to from i traditional four oak walls, flu- to Patrick Maroney. a professor in And just like NYl . neither the diplo- orescent lighting and dusty chalkboard. I SU's business school mas nor the transcripts carry any evi- colleges and univer- And the problems they spawn can be Maroney attributes the pro- dence that the degree was earned over sities nationwide unpredictable. Technology hasn't been the Internet. much of an issue for NYU's Internet (icteducated.com rates busi- The quality of colleges without Derefc Sands courses, but people have had problems. the gravitas and reputation of New ness. technology, education York University or Florida State is dif- (KHT) Teachers and students struggle to get ficult to judge, l uckily, several Web used to the new. Web-based classroom and library schools, and What if you could earn thai environment. Brown said. sites can help potential students. Geted- MBA without oer getting out of your Online classes can be confus- offers handy articles which ucated.com rates business, technology, pajamas? Sound nicc? A lot of other ing at first. Brown said, because the education and library schools, and explain how schools are oilers handy articles, which explain people think so, too. format is so different from normal how schools are accredited and how to course work. At NYU there are two accredited. If you judge by the amount of types of online classrooms. The first recognize and avoid degree mills. spam from online degree programs, allows the students to have class in real Petersons.coin's distance learning page grain's success to the school's commit- students have more opportunities than time. They wear headphones and also has some useful tools to help stu- ment to technology and to the type of ever to earn a diploma. And not simply microphones to talk ovei the Net. and dents search for specific programs or students it attracts. The program now from colleges whose names are spread can raise their virtual hand on the courses. has about 50 students, a: J those stu- in barrages of advertising e-mails screen to get the professor's attention. Colleges and universities that dents have 12 years experience, on Established universities such as Duke, The other style uses prerecord- exist primarily on the Internet, such as average, before they start work on their the University of Southern California ed lectures and discussion boards to the University of Phoenix or Strayer and New York University offer online master's degree. University, go to great pains to make allow students on the other side of the The material covered in the classes and degrees. Even the Army is planet to take courses. Brown said. the distinctly nontraditional education courses is identical to that of their getting in on the act. Soldiers now can Other universities have shared feel traditional earn degrees online through eArmyU, NYl "s success in teaching over the which matches soldiers with programs Web. Florida State University has at 28 different colleges or univer ties. offered a master's degree in manage- In 2000. more than three mil- SUBSCRIBE lion people were enrolled in distance education courses, according to Scott Boren of the National Center for Edu- LOOKING FOR A SUMMER JOB? TO OUR cation Statistics. There w ere 1.240 graduate programs offered only over WE NEED PEOPEE TO the Internet, the center also found. PAINT AM) CEEAN And the number of online STUDENT HOUSING EMAIL EDITION degrees offered probably will increase in the near future. A 2003 survey by WE'LL GIVE YOU... the Sloan Consortium, a group that works to improve online education, 1 • FHEE HOI ISINf; IN THE found that in 2002, more than half a ! WOODS i|i • II U.-'IIMl: EMI'I.()YMENT, million students took all of their cours- ABOVE MINIMUM WAGE es online. The survey also estimates j • ("OMI'I JTION BONUS XV END that 300.000 more students will take an OF SUMMER online course in 2003 than in 2002. • EARN UP TO $3,-4141/308l. THAN MILK CRATES! a number that most traditional colleges www.theguardianonllne.com www.theguardianonline.com 6 I The Guardian Wednesday, April 14. 2001 0P mioini n ED^ORIAL Browj f-limits at camp. lokstore Clarke is on point Tiu WSU bookstore has Richard also has democratic supporters in its pop- Although Pakistan is maintained by added another inconvenience Clarke's book ulation and its regime is oppressive and yet another authoritarian former-general. to its already lengthy list of 'Against All aggressive. Does the United States have Musharaff has cooperated with America. annoyances. Keeping compa- Enemies' is an obligation to "liberate, free, and estab- Clarke cites bin Laden's popularity in ny with inflated book prices, essential read- lish order" for the Iranians? Pakistan and the effect of madrassas ing for any stu- limited supply, and an unfor- Fortunately. President Bush did take schools that teach hatred of America. dent interested action in Afghanistan—a country torn by Pakistan's nuclear scientists have prolif- giving return policy, arc physi- in the truth decades of war and relegated to reliance erated nuclear technology among war- cal barriers that now separate about counter- on revenues from opium and the drug prone states including Libya, Iran, and the academic shelves from the terrorism and trade. Clarke contends that it was correct North Korea. Again, the army-backed rest of the store. Middle Eastern for the US to first target Afghanistan, as despot is struggling against anti-Ameri- In an effort that appears to ion Loftz foreign policy it had become a safe haven for terrorists can popular sentiment as the country's be aimed at security, the book- jtorib@ex£ifcconi in the United among the factions of warlords. economy limps along. store has cordoned off the rear States. Clarke Finally, Iraq had no direct ties to ter- highlights the section, thereby eliminating all rorism. The radical Islamic groups many conundrums posed by the ethnic customer traffic through the "Clarke cites five countries despised Hussein's secular state. Saddam and religious nations competing within used chemical weapons against the Irani- textbook aisles. Denied entry, and across borders established by British requiring delicate Ameri- ans in their decade-long war. in which customers must convey their and Western withdrawal following America supported Iraq- the perceived request to a customer service WWII. Of particular concern Clarke cites can policy: Saudi Arabia, lesser of two evils. representative, and wait as the five countries requiring more effective Iran, Afghanistan, Pak- Our unrelenting oppression of Iraq employee attempts to fetch the American policy: Saudi Arabia, Iran. throughout the 1990s was uncalled for as desired text. Afghanistan, Pakistan and Iraq. istan and Iraq." Iraq's Republic Guard hastily retreated This is the most ineffective Saudi Arabia is the top net oil from American forces in 1991. For a exporter in the world, exporting 7 mil- nuisance that the campus decade under Clinton, we patrolled and lion barrels per day, and is second in pro- bombed Iraq—providing humanitarian bookstore could possibly have duction only to the United States. The Clarke argues however, that the Unit- food aid for oil. devised. To ask store employ- kingdom has been considered a tentative ed States acted much too slowly, depend- Clarke concludes with an uncon- ees to shop on the customers' ally of the United States, a.. American ed too heavily on the Northern Alliance, testable analysis that the invasion of Iraq behalf is ridiculous and count- soldiers have been based there since 1990 failed to effectively root out the terrorist has decimated Arab and Islamic opinion er-productive, no matter how in response to Saddam's invasion of camps as they escaped across borders to of the United States. Dedication of our few student' patronize the Kuwait. Pakistan and Iran. Now, because assets to Iraq has diverted attention, Saudi Arabia is ruled by an expansive store after the second week of Afghanistan lacks oil resources, the US funding, and manpower from the more royal family that absorbs most and redis- has left it high and dry with only 10 per- classes. important fight against terrorism, of tributes some of the 70 to 80 billion dol- cent of the per capita aid being allocated which al Qaeda and bin Laden should be Furthemore, the efforts of lars in annual oil revenue. This vast rev- to Iraqis. * the target. bookstore employees would enue is distributed among the royal fami- certainly be better served in ly and intelligence agencies do not dis- assisting customers rather than pute that bin Laden was able to derive standing in for them. Book- much funding from his wealthy construc- LETTER TO TOE EDITOR store employees are now- tion family for his Wahhabist militant factions. Diane Ffick required to run back and forth An authoritarian theocracy with International Studies between student and shelf in numerous human rights violations that [email protected] search of titles, a process that oppresses personal freedoms, Saudi Ara- Today I read Jonathan Loritz' op-ed piece. The Candidates Skirt the Issues' and takes no small amount of time. bia's House of Saud is now on weaker I have to say that I was appalled. Not with what he was saying, but in the way that Naturally, the bookstore ground than ever before. Its population H he was saying it, e.g. [w]ill the United States be successful in colonizing Iraq...". must employ measures to pro- has burgeoned since the 1970s and per What?!? An editor at The Guardian actually wrote that the United States is capita income from oil exports has tect its inventory from theft in attempting to COLONIZE Iraq?? Docs he honestly believe that the United States order to continue serving the declined 87 percent. Many of its citizens have been disgusted by the presence of means to control all governmental and economic (unctions of Iraq and eventually community. However, the American troops and contractors in The send its own citizens to settle there, much in the way that Great Britain colonized bookstore's policy of shop-by- Kingdom of the Two Holy Mosques. the New World? I can assure Mr. Loritz, no one is attempting to 'colonize' Iraq. proxy has the potential to Docs the United States have an obliga- Whatever made hwn choose that verb over, say, the phrase 'establishing order" is backfire. By forbidding access tion to "liberate, free, and establish beyond me. to the textbook shelves, the order" for the Saudis oppressed by its And then there's the relatively silly blunders of the misuse of the word 'prolifi- campus bookstore has opened authoritarian regime? cally' in the second paragraph and using the word 'whom' in the last paragraph a gaping path—that which Iran is an even more dangerous when 'who' is needed (as "the unemployed" are the subject of the following verb). The point is The Guardian is rife with mistakes such as these and it's getting leads to the competition. authoritarian, theocratic regime. Iran has publicly stated its pursuit of nuclear embarrassing to read them every time I pick up the paper or check in online. Does weapons and intelligence is strong that Valeric Lough do anything? WSU may not be the biggest or most prestigious uni- Submit your Iran has supported many terrorists across versity in , but we should expect better than what we've been getting. I Letter to the Editor the Middle East, particularly against assume that some, if not many of the contributors to The Guardian actually want to Israel. Iran produces 3.54 million barrels to go into journalism. Don't they understand that they'll never get by producing Valerie Lough of oil per day and has net exports of 2.26 this kind of work? So please. Guardian writers! You have the honor of represent- million barrels per day, ranking it fifth ing the fourth estate, you should be showing us something better than average and vlough@siscom .net largest in the world according to the justifying the name'of the paper. Use a dictionary, a spell checker, and a the- Energy Information Administration. Iran saurus! And it wouldn't hurt to revisit some English 101 while you're at it.

w w w w w . t h e gu ardianonIine.com Wednesday, Apnl 14, 2004 The Guardian I Bp inion The ;ch, The Poor and Scottie Pippen Greg Murphy and pet pork barrel projects." Ms. plight of the American fanner who a profit should fail, just as a farm that Sophomore Econo, •; Major Becket takes issue first with my opposi- received 20 billion dollars last year cannot make a profit should fail. Murphy.74@wi^L« '•! tion to farm subsidies, and then closes from you and me. According to the However, transfer payments (wel- by confusing corporate welfare with USDA Economic Research Group, farm fare. social security, and the like) arc other more popular types of transfer Unfortunately Ms. Beckett missed households on average have slightly arguably the leading cause of our payments and contends that I suggested the point entirely in her critique of my larger incomes and significantly more national deficit because they are far and u el fare is the leading cause of our attempt to explain conservative ideolo- wealth than non-farm households. For national deficit. gy. At the very end of the opinion refer- example, Scottie Pippen. a professional While I empathize with low prices enced by Ms. Becket I said the follow- player, received over and the foreign trade barriers our ing: "The rest of... (new spending other $200,000 in farm subsidies over seven nation's farmers have to deal with, it's than the war effort) is going to things years according to the Environmental "businesses that cannot important to get beyond anecdotal evi- like farm subsidies, corporate welfare. Working Group farm subsidy database. dence and look at the facts about the The problem with subsidies is that they make a profit should don't work. They subvert their own fail, just as a farm that goal. The farmers wan! subsidies because of low prices for their goods. cannot make a profit More Poor Generalizations After receiving subsidies fanners have financial interest in increasing pro- should fail." EricMoyer behind people at Krogcr's buying food duction which... you guessed it, ForrerSluue.i on food stamps while they and their increases supply and consequently low- [email protected] kids arc decked out in the latest cloth- ers prices. Then of course, there are ing fads. demands for more subsidies. Let (he Blaming people for their own status In regards to Ms. Beckett's assertion circle be broken! away the single largest budget item. I in life doesn't mean those people are that " A more educated analysis would Corporate welfare is not she check in do realize that we do have obligations bad people. I've worked the soup go along the lines that Bush is giving the mail or the food stamps that the to senior citizens and the poor, but we kitchens here in town and many of the too many ax breaks to the rich and poorest among us receive, it is the esti- cannot continue to spend money like people are kind and polite. Doesn't sending too many jobs out of the coun- mated 93 billion dollars a vear spent on this. It is terribly irresponsible for the change the fact that they don't handle try. How are people to stay off welfare propping up failing businesses by pro- administration to run these huge their money well, didn't get enough of if there are no jobs to be had?" viding subsidized loans and insurance, deficits, and it is our generation and the an education to get a better job and/or And the she follows with...surprise! direct grants, and even marketing serv- next that will be footing the bill. arc unwilling to take a job that they No educated analysis at all. Just ad ices. These businesses tha' cannot make feel is below them (McDonald's). hominem political attacks on our Presi- dent. No educated analysis.

SOU? AGAIN...NOM NUST OF "I'm tired of standing TnmTfcMS"c OFGOJNJ in line behind TO THE. GAo SiATJOM 3LFOR£ THE GROCERY STORL people...on food stamps while they...are decked out in the latest cloth- ing*"

Regarding Farm Aid, I don't presume to speak for Mr. Murphy but my response would be: Why is it the gov- ernment's job to subsidize the farmers? Hint: It's not. Kudos to Willie Nelson for Farm Aid. That was a privately funded operation and example of how things probably should be handled. The problem with the government "solving" this issue is that it takes money away from one group of people and gives it to another, i.e. socialism. Regarding the poor being poor because of their own decisions...the truth is. generally speal ing, that is true. There's plenty of anecdotal evidence. Go to a gas station on payday and notice the large numbers of people giv- ing their money to the government by buying lottery tickets and cigarettes. Personally, I'm tired of standing in line /O.FAKE5

www.theguardianonline.com 8 I The Guardian Wednesday. April i, 2004 cene La> hda Union to present drag revue

Want to see the drag show? How to F.xplore Your Inner Drag Queen What: Charity Drag Revue When: Friday, April 23, 2004 - pick music & skits fitting to your Cost: S3.00 w/collcge ID audience S 5.00 without college ID - be flamboyant Where: Multipurpose Room - go to some drag shows at places like I470's & Celebrities Sponsored by:Lambda Union - pull up some movies like To Wong UAB Foo: Thanks for Everything. Julie AIDS Resource Center Mchefe Ditto will be speaking after the movie as Newmar ACLU of Wright State Ditta2@wrighLedu well." - watch Priscilla of the Desert Celebrity Dance Club - watch Tootsic The Drag Show Rubi Girls Gentlemen, it's time to grab your high heels and your feather boa. The Wright said that after the movie Lambda Union and the Union Activities there will be performers from some Board is set to present a charity drag Aerosmith rocks the Nutter Center clubs in Dayton. Columbus as well as revue this Friday in the Student Union's Jessica Garringer vocal talent of Joe Perry when he sang several WSU students who will per- Multipurpose Room. JJGarringe*<§fiotmaixom the band's cover of "Stop Messin' form a drag show. Refreshments will "This is the firs! time we have put on Around." also be provided after the show. an event like this,"' Jeremiah Wright of Unlike other musicians that have "1 think the main way this will ben- A gush of anticipation and excitement the Lambda Union said. "Antioch. The come to the Nutter Center, Aerosmith efit WSU is to raise awareness about filled the bodies of many WSU students University of Dayton and Miami Uni- had constant interaction with their fans. issues in the GLBT community." when they entered the Nutter Center on By using a T-shaped stage that extended versity have done something similar to Wright said. "People can come out and Friday. April 16 to experience a concert both into the crowd and up on each side, this before, so we are hoping this will have a good time, witn all the proceeds that was filled with heart, soul and fury. the band was able to literally come into be a success," he added. going to the AIDS Resource Center." contact with hundreds of adoring fans. Wright also said that Celebrity's As only his ankles held his lanky frame. The Rubi Girls Show and Dance club will hold an after Steven Tyler also hung upside down from a trapeze that swung across the party with free admission if a person REVIEW The night will begin at 7p.m„ with a crow d as a sea of fanatic hands extended presents the ticket stub from the drag showing of the documentary film called upward just hoping to graze his finger- show. Aerosmith. a band that has been play- "The Rubi Girls." "The Rubi Girls", a tips. ing venues all over the world since the documentary made by WSU alumnus Despite the fact that Cheap Trick, the Interested in Drag? 1970s, rocked out the Nutter Center with opening act, had the crowd praying for Jonathan McNcal. is about a profes- a combination of their signature songs them to stop, those devoted Aerosmith sional group of gay men that have been There's a flamboyant drag queen or such as "Love in an Elevator." "Walk fans that were brave enough to stick performing comedy drag skits since the king hidden deep within everyone, so This Way." and "Dream On" along with through the horrendous show were later eighties. in case you'd like show up in drag to songs from their new album Honkin' on rewarded when the hcadlincr act hit them The Rubi Girls' website said the Bobo. the show, here are a few pointers from with a colossal sound and a zealous per- group began in the eighties and that the With singer Steven Tyler's snake-like Lambda Union member Julie Allen. formance. group would perform for one another in movements and scratchy voice accompa- Without a doubt, this concert is one "Drag shows aren't just about imper- an attic while they were attending col- nied by the mighty rifts from lead gui- that anyone who appreciates a mix of sonating the opposite gender; it's about lege. The attic just happened to be on tarist Joe Perry, the band played an Aerosmith classics and rocking blues taking stereotypical things about that amazing two-hour concert that set the Rubicon Street, giving birth to the should go and see. Television, radio, not gender and making them flamboyant crowd into a state of euphoria and had name "Rubi Girls." even cds give justice to the unique stage and funny. It's supposed to have high every patron on their feet for the entire The movie combines past perform- presence that these old time rockers entertainment value," Allen said. show. have. ances, interviews and behind-the-scenes "When doing a drag show, you have This tour is not the same old song and Although getting seats may bum a footage of the Rubi Girls, and it made to realize that people will think it's dance for these veteran rockers. The con- minute hole into college students' pock- its debut at the San Francisco Interna- funny. People will be laughing." Allen cert is primarily different because their ets. ranging in price from S45 to S85. tional Lesbian and Gay Film Festival newly released album is a cover of added. Allen also said that when doing w hcther in the nosebleed section or close last June. numerous blues classics. For this reason, drag, a person doesn't have to have per- enough to touch one of Steven Tyler's "The movie itself is about a half an spectators were not only permitted to infamous scarves, each person is guaran- fect make-up or shave the legs. "People hour." Wright said. "Jonathan McNeal hear more harmonica playing by Steven teed to see a show' that is worth every call that ugly drag." Tyler, but they were also able to hear the penny. •dni'sd.iv. April H. 2004 The Guardian I Wright State University celebrates the Asian culture Mctefe Ditto ipino dance and another performing arts Dihx2@wriehter*i Even though there were technical group. Mai Nguyen, the director of the difficulties with the sound, singer Thuy Asian, Hispanic and Native American Le and dancer Kendra Kemerley fin- Center said in her opening speech that Forbiddc lever looked ished the performance like champs. The the Asian culture night is about "educa- so beautiful. two performed the song "Footprints of tion and cultural sharing of the Asian Vietnam." culture." Just me of the activities that The song was a tribute to the many She added that another purpose of took plac' at last Satu ay's Asian Cul- countries that accepted Vietnamese this tenth annual celebration was to cel- ture Night "as the performance of "The refugees in the past. Countries like ebrate how the Asian culture has added Dream of the Red Chambers." "It's a Hong Kong, Korea and Malaysia to the diversity, enrichment and vitality dance that is about forbidden love," accepted Vietnamese refugees during a of America. After she spoke. President said dancer Esther Yu. "It's really kind time of political unrest in Vietnam. Goldcnberg added in his opening of a traditional dance," Yu added. Before the performance, there was a remarks that that the night was the Diana Wang, a member of the short informational video that noted "culmination of a wonderful week that Greater Dayton Chinese School, helped that San Jose, California has the second began last Saturday with the Interna- perform the next dance, which was largest Vietnamese community in the tional Friendship Affair." called "The Spring Umbrella Dance." United States. There are also large pop- Cioldenberg added that the night of Wang said that the dance is a dance that ulations in Houston, Atlanta. Toronto "music, dance and dazzling costumes celebrates the coming of spring. "It's a and Vancouver, Canada. represents the diversity and cultures of festive dance that the young children Asian Culture Sight 2004. a night of cultural the Wright State family." and "the participate in, especially the young explorASIAN through the performing arts. No Strings Attached night celebrated the cultural richness of girls," she added. our community." has (an Indian form of dress). Penjab One of the more comedic highlights Crazy in Love & The Indian was the "Liang" acrobatic performance. Dances means "land of five rivers," said Sameep Singh. He added that the Pen- Liang was able to balancc more than a dozen plates on thin wooden sticks Want to attend the next culfure night? Dancing to Beyonce's "Crazy in jabi dance is a dance that originated in northern India. without the aid of strings or wires. She Love" Dhin Young performed a dance balanced the plates behind her back, What: Latino Night called the Fusion Dance, which she also One of the dances the two performed was a dance that celebrated the return under her leg and above her head. When: May 5,7-9 PM choreographed. It combined aspects of of a loved one. "The story behind the Comedian Bill Patti pulled a couple Asian and American dance moves. The Where: E 156 A & B Student Union dance is that a woman is celebrating the members out of the audience to attempt second part of the dance incorporated the trick, and to his pleasant surprise, Cost: Free Chinese fans. return of her man who is coming from being in the army. When he both audience members were able to Following the Fusion Dance were comes back to the village to see his balance the plates on the sticks under three Indian dances, performed by There will Latino music and lover, she sees him and begins to sing a one of their legs. DeepLder Kaur and Juskirandeep Kaur. Mexican foods song," Singh said. After the acrobat show, there was a Beautifully veiled in red, they per- hip hop dance, a fashion show, a Fil- formed a Penjabi dance wearing leng- The Show Must Go On AFTER COMPLETING MY ONE-YEAR GRADUATE CERTIFICATE, Valerius named student ambassador I'LL BE SAVING LIVES EVERY DAY. Mchele Ditto have a booth set up at May Daze," OttoJ@wnefrUdu Valerius said. "I'll have some informa- tion about the field of accounting and give students the opportunity to win Even the field of accounting can use some cool prizes," he said. a good spokesman. in addition to this, Valerius will be speaking to accounting principle classes, The Student Ambassador Program UVC classes and 100-levcl business classes "to let students know all the great Junior Andy Valerius recently became opportunities that come v. th an account- WSU's first student ambassador by the ing degree," Valerius said. Ohio Society of Certified Public Accoun- tants (OSCPA). Why he loves accounting Valerius said that the faculty of WSU's accounting department wenl "I was first attracted to accounting through a process of narrowing candi- because I knew I could excel in it," dates to just two. "Then 1 had an inter- Valerius said. "Once I came to Wright view with Karen Kason, the manager of State though, I realized that an account- Student Initiatives, and Clark Price, the ing degree can take me anywhere that I CEO of the Ohio Society Certified Pub- want to go in life. I know I am opening lic Accountants.. .it was an honor just to myself to an endless series of career have the interview," Valerius said. paths as I complete my degree and move WHAT ABOUT YOU? The student ambassador program into the business world," he added. Valerius will participate in will have him In becoming ambassador, Valerius promoting the field of accountancy and I'LL BE STARTING MY NEW POSITION THIS AUGUST AND MAKING OVER SSO.OOO. believes that the quality that he possesses WHAT ABOUT YOU? the professions it can entail on campus. that will make him successful in this There are only six other schools in the position is his eagerness. "I believe that PEOPLE WHO WANT TO MAKE A DIFFERENCE AND ENJOY A CREAT CAREER ARE state that have this program, and it is ENROLLING IN THE GRADUATE CERTIFICATE IN HUMAN DONATION SCIENCES by showing students that not all account- AT THE MEDICAL COLLEGE OF OHIO. sponsored by the OSPCA. ants are 'bean counters' or 'nerds'. I can open their eyes to all the opportunities What he will do that accounting can bring." WHAT ABOUT YOU?

Some of activities that Valerius will Interested in Accounting? carry out include assisting students in Fon MORE INFORMATION ABOUT THI GRADUATE CERTIFICATE IN HUMAN DONATION SCIENCE learning about the field of accountancy, If you are interested in the field of OR CALL (4>9) 383-421T. learning about careers in the field, as accounting, or have any questions about well as holding meetings that will help careers in accounting, contact Valerius at HedkM College of Ohio publicize the field and raise student inter- [email protected] or visit the Ohio est. Society of CPA's student website. MEDICAL C OHIO "One of the things I am going to do is www.ftiturecpa.com. 10 I The Guardian WWlm--il.iv. April 14. ;

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6:25 6:30 6:35 6:40 6:45 6:50 7:00 7:15 walk across 7:25 7:30 7:35 7:40 7:45 7:50 8:00 8:15 „ 8:25* 8:30* 8:35* 8:40* 8:45* 8:50* 9:00 9:30 campus. •DROP OFF ONLY - NO PICKUPS FOR THESE RUNS SHUTTLES RUN ONLY WHILE CLASSES ARE IN SESSION AND DURING FiNALS WEEK. NO SHUTTLE DURING BREAKS OR UNIVERSITY-OBSERVED HOLIDAYS. ALL SHUTTLES ARE WHEELCHAIR ACCESSIBLE. NO CHARGE FOR ROUTES 1 AND 2. S1 CHARGE EACH WAY FOR ROUTE 3 (EXACT CHANGE PLEASE) Wednesdjy. Apnl 14. 2004 The Guardian 113 Ijtomma Remembering the Alamo •^1 F0R6H "The Alamo" brings charactcrs from the past to life, such as Jim Bowie and Davie Crockett Billy Bob Thornton portrays Davy oaffl£ Crockett and first appears in a play y based on the reputation his life has cre- ated. Following the play we see Crock- et's interests sparked by the prospect of Dear Mamma Souffle, land in wide open Texas in return for his help defending the Alamo. Upon I'm taking a class this quarter that involves a lot of group work. arrival at the Alamo. Crockett was more than surprised that they were still The groups were assigned by the teacher during the first week of the in conflict with the Mexican army. His class, and they are permanent. There are four of us in the group, and land in Texas was not going to come as everyone is nice enough and we all work hard. The only problem is easily as he had first thought. What that one of the students has the worst bad breath 1 have ever smelted would soon follow would be long in my entire life. I mean it is so bad th.it I often have to excuse nights and even longer days as they myself to go to the restroom to get away from it. To make matters waited two weeks for the Mexican Army to slaughter them. worse this person also likes to talk a lot. All of us in the group try to The most provocative scene in the stay far enough away from him when he is talking to be out of strik- movie is when The Mexican army's ing distance, but it doesn't matter. The stench just wafts through the band began their nightly ritual of play- air no matter how far we lean back. How do I solve this problem so ing beautiful music before bombarding that I can make it through the rest of the quarter? the Alamo with cannon fire. On one specific night, Davy Crockett proclaims that the army's music is missing some- Sincerely, thing and he knows what it is. He pulls close to the Alamo and could be Desperate Group Member out his fiddle, climbs the battlement noticed; he caught the eye of Davy and begins to harmonize with the Mex- Crockett. Crockett pulls out his rifle ican army's band. After the song was and takes close aim at Santa Anna. He over the nightly battle which usually shoots and blows the tassels off of occurs was postponed until the next Santa Anna's uniform. Santa Anna Dear Desperate Group Member, night. grabs his shoulder and realizes he could have been killed, but this was a precise My sympathies to you and your fellow group members. Bad shot. His men whisper, "Davy C rock- breath is the worst of all hygiene problems, i can imagine how bad it it." Davy Crockett adds to the Alamo a has been. The first most obvious solution would of course be to con- story of which most people are front the fellow group member about his bad breath. I'm sure that unaware. Everyone knows the reputa- the student will understand and take care of the problem himself. tion of Davy Crockett and the stories If however, you don't feel comfortable being so direct there are Davy Crockett also provides some that surround his life, but few know of plenty of subtle ways to drop the hint to your fellow group member comic relief from the difficult scenes of his involvement in the Alamo. Few that he needs to do something about his bad breath. There are all battle and death. In one particular scene know of his courage in battle. The film w e see the leader of the Mexican army, would have been lacking without the kinds of wonderful br.-ath mints and breath-freshening gum on the Santa Anna, played by Emilio Echevar- focus on the charactcrs of Davy Crock- market right now. Take a money collection from the other members ria. parading around his army while ett and Jim Bowie. in your group to purchase these items. Then you can all share the w earing his large, feathered hat. Davy The film was an excellent portrayal gum and breath mints at the beginning of each class so that everyone Crockett and a few other men make the of what occurred at the Alamo. It was is smelling good. comment that he looks like a peacock. informational and entertaining at the same time. I recommend this film for It's possible that this student has chronic bad breath or Halitosis, Some of the men on the Mexican army warn Santa Anna that he may be too people of all ages. in which case the gum and breath mints might not be strong enough. You might have to take some drastic measures to take care of the problem. There are some very powerful mouth rinses out on the market that you could bring into class and offer to share with your EVENT CALENDAR group. It might not be a bad idea to let the rest of the group in on your attempts to freshen the air around you so that they will use the mouth rinse when you offer it. If the student with the stinky breath sees everyone else in the group partaking in the mouth rinse then April 20-22 Wright Idol 3-5pm he'll be more likely to use it as well. You can also make healthy teeth gift baskets (the kind of thing that your dentist might give you) for all the members of the group. April 22 Black Men on the Move annual In the basket be sure to include a toothbrush, toothpaste, mouth Apollo Night. rinse, and dental floss. You also might want to include a how-to guide for beating back bad breath. You can find such literature from Medical Sciences Auditorium. 7 p.m. your local dentist. You might even ask your dentist his advice about how to solve the bad breath problem of your fellow student. April 25-May 30 The Many Splendors of Taiwan If all else fails you should consider discussing the problem with your teacher. It's possible that your teacher might move you into another group. When v, orse comes to worse you've got to save your- May 7 May Daze 10am-3pm self. And remember as my ole Grand Pappy Souffle used to say. International Coffee Hour: "Bad breath is a dangerous weapon, use with care." "Do You Have Time?" El90 Student Union, 3-4 p.m. Mamma Souffle

www.theguardianon 14 I The Guardian Wednesday. April !4. 2WV1 ^Sports Golf t **es second at Bullock Collegiate Classic Great er r aback propels Raiders to best finish of the season Trent MontRomer uals competing for the Raiders. Allen TracklGOOPlKrtmaLi n and Hamilton, finished tied for 66th and 78th overall. The Wright State University men's The great effort on Monday paid golf team got che breakthrough they off big time for the Raiders as they were looking for this past weekend at went from middle of the pack to run- the Bullock Collegiate Classic. After ner-up as a team. Only Eastern Ken- starting out slow the Raiders rallied to tucky bested the Raiders, outdistancing take second place overall. themselves with a three round team After one day of competition the score of 898. compared to the Raiders Raiders were in 9th place out of 15 923. Right behind Wright State was teams. Their combine team score on the Bowling Green with a score of 925. first day was 317. Leading the way was Also very important to the Raiders was junior Many Miller who put up a round that they beat every Horizon League of 77, which was good enough for a tie team who was entered in the tourna- for 13th placc. One stroke back from ment, State. Butler, UW- Miller was his fellow junior teammate Green Bay, and Youngstown State all Michael Tipton who shot a 78 to tie for placed behind the Raiders. This is 21 st place. Rounding out the top five important since they will be competing on the first day were juniors Tate Prows for the league championship next week. (81). Brandon Judy (81), and freshman The confidence that the team has Brandon Knutson (82). Junior Hrandon Judy readies himself for the Junior Many Miller hits his approach shot i gained over this past weekend has sure- Also Wright State had two individ- putt. the Bullock Collegiate Classic. ly paid oft' in dividends considering the ual players competing in the tourna- keep the Raiders down for long though of 75 and 73 good enough to jump him league tournament is so close. Their ment. Those players were sophomore because on Monday they returned to from tied for 45th to eighth place fin- heightened play could not have come at Zach Allen and freshman Ryan Hamil- the course with a vengeance. With each ish. For Prows it was his best individual a better time. ton. Allen siiot an 82 while Hamilton player playing a total of two rounds on placing in a tournament since he has The Raiders will have one last managed a score of 81 the second day of competition there been at Wright State. Two stroke tune-up this weekend at the Akron Invi- Eastern Kentucky led all teams at was plenty of opportunity to improve behind Prows and tied for 14th place tational before playing in the all-impor- the end of day one by eight strokes. and they wasted no time at all. was Knutson who also played well on tant Horizon League tournament, where The leaders in the tournament both Miller shot rounds of 74 and 75 to the second day after a not so good first. they will be looking to repeat as cham- came in with scores of 70 on the first earn him a fifth place finish overall. Rounding out the Raiders squad was pions and get another birth into the day of play. Prows was the biggest improvement on Tipton and Judy. Tipton tied for 45th NCAA Regional. These somewhat high scores didn't the second however, putting up scores and Judy tied for 56th. The two individ- Raiders split series with Cleveland State ble play and end the inning. The play and striking out one. Kearcher took a Bwte^4@wri^itedu was the Raiders' only major chance at no-hitter into the seventh inning but scoring, and the men finished the game then gave up his lone hit, after which The men's team went on scoreless. Joe Smith came on to finish the job on the road last weekend and had an up- Saturday the nine-game losing the mound. Although the Raiders made and-down weekend, dropping two and streak came to an end in a big way as a fielding error and allowed two runs to winning two against league foe Cleve- the Raiders beat the Vikings in both score, their offense was enough to hold land State. games of a double-header by scores of off" the Vikings. In the Friday night opener, the 10-1 and 3-2. That offense was provided mainly Vikings pu| up some tough defense and Behind solid pitching in both by Vagedes. Although the Raiders col- quality pitching and shutout the Raiders games by Chris Coleman and Kyle lected just five hits in the game. 6-0. The loss was the Raiders' ninth in Kcarcher. and offense from the hot bat Vagedes' 430ft homer in the third a row. of freshman Ross Vagedes, the Raiders inning was enough to put the Raiders in Picking up the loss for the men gave up only three runs on the day and the lead for the rest of the game. The was starting pitcher Chris Snyder, who produced thirteen. four other hits came from Coleman. lasted seven innings, allowing five runs In the first game the men went Jergens. Masters and Craig Becker. on thirteen his and three strikeouts. right to work scoring two runs in the Unfortunately for the Raiders. With the loss, Snyder dropped !o 1 -3 on first and second innings and one in the their winning ways ended on Saturday the season. third on a Vagedes homer to left center. and did not continue into the final game The Raiders offense produced just The homerun was Vagedes' third of the of the series on Sunday. The Vikings five hits, two of which came off the bat season. Multi-hit games were also pro- were down 2-1 heading into the bottom of Chris Jergens. The other three were vided by Chris Jergens. Bryan Vickers. of the seventh, and that is when they provided by Ross Oeder, Chris Cole- Matt Barhorst and Adam Morton. mounted their comeback, scoring two man and Bryan Vickers. Vagedes and Vickers each drove in two Soplu more Chris ( oleman eyes the hatter in arun s to take the lead. The loss for the In the sixth inning things were RBIs and Ross Oeder drove in one name earlier this season. Raiders meant a split in the four game looking up for the Raiders, as they had RBI. son. series. runners on first and second, with only Coleman got the start for the The second game of the afternoon The Sunday loss dropped the one out. Pat Masters hit a sharp ground Raiders, giving up four hits and allow- was much the same for the Raiders. Raiders to 5-7 in the conference and ball up the middle that was snagged on ing only one run in the complete game This time Kyle Kearcher got the start 13-23 overall. This week the Raiders a diving stop by Viking shortstop Ben effort. The victory was Coleman's fifth for the men. lasting six innings allow- will be back in action when they square Smith who was then able to turn a dou- of the year as he is now 5-4 on the sea- ing only one hit and one earned run. oft' against a very tough Ohio State. W.-,lnr~ the Pierangelo were able to capture the sec- men's and women's tennis teams trav- ond doubles spot. 8-5. This loss put the eled to Youngstown State the folu • ing men at the bottom of the Horizon day. The women, who have experienced League standings. 0-5. a rebirth as of late, defeated the Pen- The women ended their regular guins 6-1, while the men closed out the season, winning 6-1. Culbertson, Beck- regular season with a heartbreaking ett. Lee. Jacobs and Haun all defeated loss, 4-3. Sophomore Ijiura Culbertson prepares her their opponents in singles play. Culbert- The men hosted both Butler and serve against Butler. son played an excellent match, 6-1, 1-6, the University of Illinois-Chicago to winning their singles match-ups. 6-1. The most impressive portion of the Flames. Sophomore Brian Butt put in Freshman Audra Beckett was defeated day came when the Lady Raiders won the strongest match of the day. but lost in the number two position, 7-6 (7-4), all three of their doubles matches, sig- 6-1, 5-7, 11-9 to Butler's Brandon Gill. 6-0. Senior Maggie Jacobs played her nifying 'heir team unity. Beckett and Again the Raiders were forced to last singles match at home on Saturday Jacobs won 8-3. The team of Lee and default one singles and one doubles Junior Kctin Teufel serves the ball against Bid-but was narrowly defeated 5-7, 6-4, 10- Culbertson walked on by with a score match, putting them at an even greater ler. 3. Also playing a close one was WSU's of 8-1. Haun and Laux took it down to disadvantage. The doubles team of points against the Flames. Sophomore Carla Haun. Her final score was 4-6, 6- the wire, winning 9-7. Kevin Teufel and Scott Hayden played Prcsti Pierangelo narrowly missed vic- 3, 10-7. The team of Haun and Megan The women take their 5-20 overall with heart; however, they lost the num- tory. ending with a score of 6-3, 7-5. Laux played a hai .-fought match but and 3-3 Horizon League records into ber one spot again to Butler's Brandon The two doubles teams also came very lost 8-6. tournament play which begins next Hill accompanied bv his brother, Kevin close to defeating the teams of UIC, but On Sunday, at Youngstown State, weekend. Hopefully this surge of excel- Hill. both lost. 8-5. the Raider men were defeated 4-3, but lent play will help them to defeat their Against UIC, WSU sang a similar The women did manage to squeak were again forced to forfeit one singles conference opponents in the Horizon song of defeat. Hosting two teams in one by Butler as the team of Jessica and one doubles match. If th<*y were to League Tournament. The men also one day is truly a challenge, but the Lee and Laura Culbertson won their have played these games, they would begin their post-season experience next Raiders did manage to score several set doubles match 8-6 However, WSU lost have surely come away the victors. weekend. the day 7-0. Several Raiders came close Brookstone in Beavercreek

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Raiders w led once again who finished 24th in a time of 12.88. over u tup just uhoui slowed by sophon. -re Stephanie Supan who Jenkins also ran the 200. where she fin- finished ninth in the 400-meter hurdles ished 25th in a time of 25.87. down to liulf-speed on the in a time of 65.11 seconds: it was the "Ashlie Jenkins ran pretty well only top ten finish on the day for the today considering her competition." backstreteh." women. In fact, it was the closest any said Schul. Raider came to scoring in any event. In the 400. Tana Blakcly finished -head coach. Boh Schul "Stephanie ran very well through in 15th place in a time of 59.26, and in 300 meters but her last 100 meters was the S00 Leslie Reinhard finished 17th Jamie Pane takes a break from her warm up. slower than it should have been." said in a time of 2 min. 24.24 seconds. 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