A Failed Attempt [A Dorohedoro Fan Story.]

A Failed Attempt [A Dorohedoro fan story.] Kaiman yawned, walking down the dirty and industrialized streets of the Hole, his gas mask dawned over his lizard head. He felt bored but more importantly, hungry; he was very very hungry and placed a gloved hand to his stomach after it let out an agitated grumble. He thought only one thing would solve this as he walked past the disheveled and tired residence of the Hole. “Damn I could use some Nikido’s gyoza right now.” Kaiman loved gyoza and his friend Nikido always made him the best for free. They were close friends and her restaurant, The Hungry Bug, became a frequent haunt of the two. So that’s where the lizard, human, hybrid was headed right now to sate his hunger. Walking past the abandoned van before the dirty concrete overpass, Kaiman knew he was close and before long the neon sign of the Hungry Bug was in view. Rubbing his hands together he hurried over to the door with a pep in his step and a giddy smile, but Kaiman was unaware of something amiss in the tiny restaurant. Inside was not Nikido, but instead the young magic user Fujita. He stood in the kitchen putting the finishing touches on a plate of gyoza before slipping it into Kaiman’s usual wooden booth table along with at least 9 other plates. Fujita chuckles evilly to himself as he adjusted his red long nosed mask and winter hat on his head. He then went back to the kitchen, taking a look at his finishing touch as he sat on a stool back there. In his hand was a medium sized, black bottle that looked like an ink well; stopped by a cork and with a twisting symbol like helix on the side. “Hehe let’s hope this stuff works, that damn always seems to find a way to win but not any more. This is my chance; my chance to finally get my revenge on that piece of…” The door suddenly opened with a ring of the bell. “Hey Nikido, I'm here to cash out on my bet haha, '' Kaiman said this with a toothy grin and another stretch. The sound of his voice almost made Fujita leap out of his skin and duck into a back room with a door slam. “Hey Nikido, where you at?!” Fujitu’s breathing was rushed and his heart was racing as he hid among the boxes, metal shelves, and fly traps hanging from the ceiling. “Shit he’s here already. If I fuck this up he’ll kill me.” “Hey Nikido,” Kaiman shouted from the dining area, looking over the counter. “You there?! Hehe don’t make me have to come lookin for ya, I’m starving.” Fujitu covered his ears. “I can’t do this, I can’t do this, I can’t…... “ He lifted his head and then stood up as the memories of his friend and all the sorcerers this guy had killed flooded back into his mind. So with a snarl and a snap of his fingers, black smoke surrounded him and he turned to the athletic, blonde haired Nikido. “I’m in the back Kaiman, just checking on some meat stocks,” he said this in her voice and flicked her hair back before exiting the room. “Hey Nikido,” Kaiman smiled, at her and gave her one of those fancy hand shakes you always see really close friends doing. His heart fluttered a bit as he was happy to see his best friend again but was even more pleased to taste her kickass food in his mouth. “Hey Kaiman, buddy,” Fujita died inside a bit. “What can I do for ya.” “Chase in my favor that’s what. I want endless gyoza and I want to get it all night.” Fujita smiled at the sound of that as he looked at the little black vial which still sat among the spices. “Well luckily for you I made 10 plates of gyoza for you right there in your usual spot.” Kaiman’s eyes shrunk a bit as he slowly turned his head to see the delectable dumplings still steaming on twenty white plates just sitting there waiting for him. He salivated a bit. “AWWW DAMMIT HOW DID I MISS THAT! IF I HAD SEEN IT I COULD HAVE STARTED EATING ALREADY AND SPARED MY STOMACH THE GRUMBLES AAAHHHAAHH” Fujita laughed as the lizard man sat down, taking out a pair of chopsticks. He then started to dig in like a ravenous street dog. Fujita smiled slightly as he watched Kaiman devouring the poisoned dumplings and he moved away from the kitchen counter window. “Hehe finally I get to put that stupid cocky lizard in his place, He deserves what’s coming to him..” BUUUUUURRRRRRPPP Kaiman belched as he finished his last plate of gyoza and it was so loud Fujita felt it reverberate through him. Kaiman on the other hand patted his full belly, thinking to himself how he just set a new record for devouring 100 plates of gyoza in 5 minutes. “BURRRRP Damn those were goooood, Can I URRRRRP Have some more.” Kamian smiled as he felt more air gurgling in his stomach and held up his plate with a grin. Fujita on the other hand found a vein was throbbing in his head and so without a word pots and pans began to sizzle. More gyoza came out of the kitchen and placed before the lizard man who just gobbled them down. More and more came out and Kaimaan just inhaled them like a vacuum cleaner inhales dust, and as he did neither he or Fujita noticed that his stomach was starting to look...bigger. With each new plate of gyoza consumed his stomach bloated out, becoming rounder and riding up his hoodie. Eventually the pick flesh underneath was exposed as his shirt was pushed up by the ballooning gut that also began letting out deep ominous gurgles. “More gyoza please,” Kaiman said. “Urrrrgglle BURRRRRRPPP Damn these are fantastic oooh Gurrrrgggle urrp.” Fujita growled as he got to work and Kaiman was in such a state of bloated bliss, rubbing his stomach that he didn't even notice. So more plates rolled in and Kaiman devoured them all. Suddenly he felt something pop and as his eyes widened and drifted down. His pants buckle flew off causing his round stomach to surge forward. But he just shrugged it off and kept eating. More gyoza went down and his stomach continued to balloon out, starting to make increasingly ominous noises. Bigger and bigger it grew and Kaiman was beginning to notice just how tight he was feeling. His hoodie and under shirt was hiked up to his chest and his ass was rounding out into a set of overinflated beach balls with the buttcrack peaking out of the hem of his pants, trucker style. Now, Fujita was just flat out exhausted, panting and with his hands on his knees. He was sweating like a pig but not as much as Kaiman was. At least 200 plates were left on the booth table and the table itself had actually been dislodged and moved slightly by his bloated balloon gut. “URRRRRRRPPPPPP burp,” Kaiman let out another reverberating, nasty belch as he licked crumbs from his scaly lips. He felt so full and could feel bubbles popping inside of his gut which he rubbed in an attempt to soothe it. He moaned from how full he was but still he had an appetite like he hadn’t eaten in days. “Oooh that was so damn good. Urrrrgggle. Ooooh but I’m still so hungry. Nikidooo could you make me some more food.” Fujita’s eyes widened and the vein in his head throbbed harder. He had literally used every ingredient in the kitchen and now this lizard headed freak was asking for more. As Kaiman let out another BELCH, Fujita’s eyes drifted to a large kitchen knife hanging from a rack on the grease stained wall. Without even thinking he grabbed it, if Kaiman was gonna act like a big food balloon, he may as well pop him. So as he walked towards the big lizard man who was still rubbing his belly, he uttered. “Oooh Nikido, I don’t feel so good.” Fujita stopped, the poison was finally working. But Kaiman was feeling something different, A bubbling, constipated sensation was shifting from his belly to his bubble butt in a series of groans before… FRAAAAAPPPPPPPTTTHHHHHH. Kaiman ripped a black smoke fart that smelled of stinky booty and gyoza. The sound was so loud and the smell so pungent that it knocked Fujita back just staring as loud groaning sound emitted from Kaiman and he started to balloon out with each and every gurgle. He moaned again continuing to rub his belly only to rip another BRAAAAAAAPPPP which bubbled against the plastic seat and caused the booth to shake. Kaiman sighed with relief as more FRRRRTTTS echoed out of his fat ass while Fujita coughed and covered his nose. He then took notice of the black tinge of the farts which started clouding the room and realized that Kaiman’s magic resistance was preventing the poison from working. Instead the poison smoke from all the gyoza was building inside of him turning him into a massive bomb. BRAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPP, Kaiman ripped another reverberating fart which echoed throughout the shop. The smell of gyoza tickled Fujita’s nose but also made him a bit woozy since it was so strong. Kaiman’s stomach continued to expand and blorp like a boiling pot, pushing the table and making it creak.

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