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UCSD Joins Local Digital Library Office, There Was No Record of BOOKS:SDSU,USD Marcos Within a Single Working Even out of State

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Princeton Receives Bomb Threat PRINCETON, N.J . - A security officer for AOL noti ­ fied the Princeton Borough Police of a mes age posted in a chat room saying "Princeton sucks an (sic) I am sett ing off a pipe bomb in one of the lockers on Monday so if you don ' t want me to set the pipe bomb off the (sic) you better . se nd me 100,000 dollars by Sunday. P.S. you'll have to find me to give me the money I am not going to find you to get the money." Investigation of the threat revealed that the

message was posted by a 12- Claire SchneidefI Gullldian year-old boy. Though unable Pr...... For CI.a: Jason Capodanno (left), a Warren senior, and Tracy Su (right), a Warren junior, buy their readers at Soft Reserves. to reveal detailed information, Police Captain Peter Hanley sai d that the chi Id was proba­ bly given a stern warni g, hut Police Launch Investigation into Coffee Poisoning no other action was taken. After tests revealed that the ate students and four staff mem­ with peripheral nerve effect of - The Dail Prince/on ian SPIKED: Six scientists quantity of acrylamide found in 'bers, experienced "almost immedi­ chronic exposure," Covell said. drank beverage laced both the coffee and the coffee ate nausea and weakness," said "There is little information in the with acry1amide grounds was too great to be dis­ Ruth Covell, an Associate Ocan at literature about a single acute expo- missed as an accidental contamina­ the School of Medicine. However, sure." Spoken••• By Sara Snyder tion, campus police launched a the amount of acrylamide found in Acrylamide is a white, water­ "[We are} trading Staff Writer criminal inve tigation into the inci­ the "Coffee did not approach lethal soluble crystal used to make gels things around and mak­ Call it one wicked brew. dent. levels and the researchers were able for protein analysis. According to ing it a Lot more effi­ On the morning of Nov. 5, six According to UCSD Assistant to return to work that same day. Covell, this chemical is common researchers at the UCSD School of Police Chief Jay Dyer, campus Despite this speedy recovery, and easily accessible to those work­ cient. It's really great, Medicine were rushed to hospital detectives are conducting inter­ Covell said little_ is known about ing within the medical school, but but it s not a nirvana in emergency rooms after drinking views and gathering information, the long term health implications of one that an outsider would be the library world. " coffee laced with the neurotoxic but as of yet, have failed to identify this type of acrylamide exposure. unable to attain. - Ed Stark., chemical acrylamide during a lab any suspects. "Most of what is known about Medical Center spokesperson USD Ubrarlan meeting. 'The poison victims, two gradu- the effects of acrylamide hu to do see CWFII, Pac. 7 Thursday, January 8, 1998 2 NEWS The UCSD Guardian Thursday. January 8. 1998 The UCSD Guardian NEWS 3 A.S. MEETING NOTES ETCETERA ... Physicist·Rosenbluth Awarded Agenda Items ./ Appointment of Carol Tran as A.S. Representative to Academic Senate 01986 H'1 National Medal of Science Committee on Undergraduate Scholarships and Honors, effective October l.{rtr~ MATI vation." impact of individuals who deserve 8, 1997 through June 30, 1998. Submitted by David Freeman . Internal: PRIZE: The UCSD GROtf'JIr'oIG Rosenbluth made one of his most spe cial recognition for the ir excep· Postponed. 1+£L.L.. professor was one of valuable contributions to the sc ien­ tional conlributions to the physical. ./ Appointment of Catherine Torell i as A.S. Representative to Campus nine scientists to win tific tield in 1975. He realized that bi ological, mathematical or engi­ Community Planning Committee effective October 1997 through October the agitated state of Alfven waves neering 'ciences. 1998. Submitted by David Fitzgerald. Internal: Postponed. J.tELL FOR BE61~NERS By Kara Carlos by high energy ions in a Tokamak -The medal has now been award­ Staff Writer reac tor - a type of reactor devel· ed Lo 353 prominent scientists and ./ Appointment of Patty Choi as A.S. Representative to the Chancellor's Physics Professo r Marshall oped in the former So viel Union that Advisory Committee on the Status of Women , effective October 1997 WIl.1. ·~I~E IIJ flELl" engineers. Recipienls include through October 1998. Submitted by David Fitzgerald. Internal: Postponed. OffE.ND Me? Ro se n~luth was one of nine scien· is expected to generate elect ri city ­ Eugene M. Shoemaker. co-discover· tists awarded th e National Medal of was an important , though formerly er of the Shoemaker-Levy comet, ./ Appointment of Sou ley Diallo as A.S. Representative to the Intercollegiate Science from Presidem Bill Clinton overlooked, source of stability that and C. Kumar N. Patel, who invenl· and Recreational Athletics Advisory Committee. Submitted by David at a ceremony held in th e Old began the transformation to a burn­ ed the carbon dioxide laser Ihat Fitzgerald. Internal: Postponed. Executi ve Office on Dec. 16. ing plasma. helped to revolutionize medic~ 1 Selected by a 12·member. pres· This work became the standard surgery . ./ Reappointment of David Fitzgerald as A.S . Representative to the idential·appointed committee of for models of activity in Tokamak Transportation Policy Committee. Submitted by Souley oiallo. Internal : a John Hocker, executive director Postponed. scienlists and engineers , reactor and found many important of the Nalional Science and Rosenb luth received Ihe nation 's purposes outside the fusion·research Techn ology Medals Foundation. ./ Appointment of A.S. Representative to Cot...... SQ" • • t"'~D . OUM.OAl ..... " S"t(&-'P. "We honor these individuals tron lasers. achieved greatness. in part . through Passes. with America's version of the The National Medal of Science. its vast natural resources. Among Nobel Prize," Daley said. "Their established by Congress and our most valuable resources are our work and vision embodies the vital administered by the National National Medal Laureates, past, link between technology and inno- Science Foundation, honors the present and future." All Around Campus Now ENROLUNG: SAN DIEGO'S #1 COURSE FOR THE Today Movie: IIContact" First Outreach Coordinator Appointed See this Jodie Foster science-fiction film in the Price Center Theatre at 7 p.m. and 10 p.m. Admissions is $2 for each showing and tickets EDUCATION: UCSD olltreach effort ," Chancellor Robert to schools throughout th e San are available at the Price Center box office. • Dynes said. "We will benefit from Diego and Imperial Counties. graduate Edward Lopez Ed Lopez's experience and leader­ Lopez stated that he will "help Music: Percussion Performance will fill the position shi p as we improve acces s 10 coordinate. facilitate. to make sure At 8 p.m. in the Mandeville Center Recital Hall, DMA student Vanessa UCSD's outreach programs. and there is a continuity in service, Tomlinson will be performing works by Vinko Globokar. Jean Charles BRIEFLY••• By Annam Manthlram work with our colleagues in the meaning, if we can work with the Francois and Ulfar Haraldsson at this percussion recital. She will also Staff Writer community to create new opportu· students at the elementary grade perform Stravinsky's L'Histoire du Soldat with performers from the Edward Lopez. the current nities for young people throughout level, we can continue to work with UCSD community. Student admission is $3; for more information, call Teach For America Visits UCSD director of student affirmative San Diego to succeed in educa­ them at the high school level." 534-4830. The Volunteer Connection will host a Coffeehouse UCSD Appoints Alan Paau to action and human relations pro· tion." Some of the ex isting outreach Forum providing information about Teach for America on grams at UCSD, has been appoint· In a pre ss release, L opez stat ed programs at UCSD include the Serving the UCSD pre-medical community since 1985 Spons: Women's Basketball Thurs .• Jan. 15 at 6:30 p.m. in the Price Center Cove. Direct Technology Transfer ed the K-12 outreach coordinator. that he will be " working with exist· Early Academic Outreach Alan Paau. director of Intellectual Property and UCSD will be playing Ottawa University (Kan.) at 7 p.m. in RIMAC Teach For America's mission is to build a diverse This new position was created to ing programs to help coordinate all Program, Upward Bound and Arena. UCSD students can attend for free with their student 10. For more Technology Transfer at Iowa State University, has been corps of outstanding recent college graduates of all help improve and expand UCSD's efforts to ensure that the university Partnership At L earning which has *M.D,'S TRAINING M.D.'S-OF-THE-FuTURE * information, call 534-4211. academic majors who commit to two years of teaching named director of the Technology Transfer Office at involvement in primary and sec­ is realizing maximum benefits." a summer bridge program for • INTENSIVE MCAT preparation & medica l school application! in underresourced urban and rural public schools. UCSO. He will replace Martin Rachmeler, who recent· Eventually the volunteers become life Long Leaders in Iy retired. ondary education. Currently, there arc over 70 out­ fourth and fifth graders. admissions assistance are all Ire do! Tomorrow Paau will oversee all new inventions, tangible " This important appointment reach programs and, as coordinator, According to Lopez, the exist­ the pursuit of educational excellence and equity. • MCAT EXPERTS: an independent program taught by UCSD·trained research property and copy·rightable material arising adds to the momentum of our K-12 Sports: Women's Swimming and Diving This event is free and open to the public. A recep­ Lopez will promote these programs See LOPIZ, Page 8 academic M.D.'s, lOp M.D.·Ph.D. candidates , & English Department from research at UCSD . The Technology Transfer Come to the Canyonview Pool at 3:30 p.m. to support the Tritons as tion will be held afterward, For more information, call Ph.D. faculty . they compete against UCLA and Texas A&M , 534-1414. Office was created in 1994 to be actively involved in technology transfer with the private sector. to help • ORIGINATOR. nOI simul ator. orintensive MCAT prep in San Diego. protect commerclally·valuable. intellectual property Music: Urban Contemporary Music Series Gla.. Show Opens at University and to provide a resource for UCSD for intellectual Formula For The Perfect Pizza • 13 WEEKS ( 150+ hours) of detailed in·class instruction & real MCAT Come to this free show called "Mlxin' 'N Scratchin' & Art Gallery This Saturday property questions. tes ting. problem solvi ng. readi ng/writing workshops. review groups, Representin'· in the Pub from 9 p.m. to 12 a.m. Hot links and drinks Vis Alchemical: New Directions in Contemporary In addition to his administrative duties at ISU, Paau med sc hool applicalion & admissions strat egies. & tutoring. will be served. There will be a OJ spinoff with Naughty Company. OJ Glass Sculpture will be on view at the University Art was an adjunct professor of microbiology, immunology Dollarbill, OJ Ultraman, and OJ B-No. This event is free to all UCSO Gallery from this Saturday to Mar. 21. The artists will and preventative medicine, zoology and genetics. • 2500 PAGES of origlOallake·home review note s. reading & writing students. lecture on their work Saturday at 6 p.m. in Mandeville studyguide s. MCAT & admissions strategy handouts. problem sets, & Recital Hall. Areception for the artists will follow from IR/PS Hosts Panel on Decline of MCAT·quality timed practice exams. 7 p,m. to 9 p.m. Sports: Men s BasketbaLL • REAL MCAT TESTING for in·class & take·home practice. The Classic featuring Point Loma, Southem California The exhibit will feature five artists' - Howard Ben The Asian Economic Miracle Faculty experts from the Graduate School of College and Robert Morris (111.) will be taking place at 6 p.m. in RIMAC TrJ, Dale Chihuly, Alessandro Diaz de Santillana, Italo • DIRECT CONTACT with young UCSD docs & med student s. Arena. UCSD students can attend for free with their student 10. For more Scanga and Kiki Smith - creative inquiries into the International Relations and Pacific Studies (IRIPS) will information, call 534-4211. technical medium of glass. The sculptors will explore take part in a panel discussion on "What Happened to the • TlJIORING, pre-med library & med school application help included. the unusual properties of glass: purity of both the AsiM Economic Miracle?" Thursday at 7:30 p.m. in the presence and absence of color. unique abilities of con­ Gcwdner Room of the IRIPS Robinson Build~ Complex. Saturday, J ..u.y 10 ducting light and longevity as a medium . The panelists will include Andrew Macintyre. The University Art Gallery is located at the west Euysung Kim. Barry Naughton. and Lawrence Krause .. Sports: Men s BasketbaLL . end of Mandeville Center. Gallery hours are Tuesday The panelists are all professors at IR/PS. The La Jolla Classic continues at 8 p.m. in RIMAC Arena. UCSD st~ Members of the public are invited to attend, how· dents can attend for free with student ID. through Saturday, 11 a.m. to 4 p.m. Admission is free, For more information, contact the gallery at 534- ever. seating is limited. For more information or to 0419. make reservations, contact Terry Glenn at 534·7589,

__: 11M Friedman IINIVIIVE cox . Features Editor JOSIeA ICIIIPI'MANN. Associate Features ~ditor COMI'U1D ~T: Marcu. lOIlbIa IILIIIIII CIIIYDIII MIlAN 1CI..I1N, OpInion Editor AOvrtmSl ... AIIII1IUIT: Yvette Ale•• ClIICUU~ AIIIITIUITI: PNllp GoIdrnen , Seen (1(0.. , lOCIGeisel library's I.:ollection Dean of Library and material s, the cir- was nOl in use. I tri ed standing 011 fl ooding? Well, I consulted my Servi ces. 1 was told that housi ng Housing: 2 Creative Student: 0 libraries dry, but One student fights the ci rcuit consortium is based on Consortium, sever­ Lib rary, the largest of books. top of it, hoping to miracu lously book of woods to make sure that services could not ask me to My roommates and I are again Information services cuit consortium student and faculty popul ations, al phases wi II be statistically, It of the libraries in "If a book is wi II not allow ridiculous accusations break through the wood , but to no redwood was indeed not II volatil e remove my spa. They said th ey brainstorming fo r a more inane bal ­ CSUSM al.:cording to Lowell . This works enacted. The first the conso rt ium, checked oul from chec k-out for more avail. I thcn attempted to construt:t substant:e that could explode at any would get back to me after contact­ cony appendage. Here's our current doesn't work Contlnu'" from paC. 5 oul to UCSD and SDSU eac h pay­ phase is to link the will be the pick-up our collection and another library than three weeks. a wormhole from our living room second. It was nol. r checked my ing housing services and Res. Life. li st - a dolphin tank, an extra signed. Instead, we were supposed ing 41 percent of th e total budget, online catalogs of that way." and drop-off si te has it, you can check it out from Though it is unknown how high into the spa. Again, no luck. fa steners around the spa. They Two weeks later, I got a leller room for rent , a compost pile. a to remove it due to liability. USD giving II percent and the universi ty - Nancy Carol Carter for books ordered anoth er library [through th e circuit the demand on same-day service I determined that, to drown in were still rated at 40,000 Ibs. Even from Res. Life, again informing me mud wrestling pit or a wheat field. Apparently, they feared someone CSU SM givi ng 7 percent. librari es. Each Director by UCSD fac ult y, I.:onsortiuml ," Lowell said. for book loans will be, Lowell said the spa, someone would literally if it sprung a small leak, the bal­ that I had exceeded the time allo­ If you have any suggestions, would drown in it during the night UCSD's of the budget pie campus purcha ed Legal Research Center staff and student s However, th e ci rcuit co nsor- the members of the consortium will have to come with an ax and hack cony had drainage. cated to dispute the deci sion. please e-mail me and]' II see what I or it might suddenly explode and comes from accounts for its interli­ the same software, through the sys­ tium is nei ther an open-borrowing be monitoring the system closely to Housi ng was aga in devoid of Apparently, Student Legal can do. flood our apartmenl. hi s way through our cover, without brary loans, on the assumption th at Innovati ve Interfaces, for this pur­ tem. However, according to system nor a "mega-merger" find oul. anyone noticing, and then si lently any grounds upon which to demand Services had completely neglected Mark can be reached at Again, I questioncd their logic. the loans will diminish as circu la­ pose. Lowe ll , the system may he expand­ between universllles, said "In the end, you all as users will the spa's removal. to contact anyone about the spa. masmith @ucsd.edu. We had a double padlock on a slip into the water to hi s unfortu- tion in the consortium increases, The second phase will add San ed to include UCS D's oth er Un iversity Librarian Ed Starkey, be the judge," Lowell said. COFFEE: Incident was most MAKE A BRILLIANT likely not accidental Continued from page 1

DAYS_'ll D[] Dolby '88 Thursday, January 8, 1998 10 HlATIlS The UCS D Guardian Thursday, January 8, 1998 The UCSD Guardian HlATIJS II Film Review Film Review ._------ur; ~AN DIEGO. Art Imitates Life in IDeconstructing Harryl Classic Woody Allen humor and an all-star cast make Aliens latest creative endeavor amust-see arl~.~·t 1~.~8 WINTER EVENTS SEASON By Ilona F... OI her wome n, in Ihal ord er. Co-Hiatus Editor Because hi s besl-selling novels are While "Dcconstructing Harry" based on real people, iI's easy to fln EVEninG Of GUlTfHl VIRTUOSITY is a fun romp in Woody-land. one understand why Block has alienat­ can't help but th ink that Allen uses ed those close t to him. hi s latest film as a forum to purge Thi s poses a problem for Block his gui It and who is on his ruminate about With that said, the way to a recep­ hi s disgruntled combination of tion bei ng held sex life. And in his honor, but with Allen's classic Woody has no one to recent marriage humor and an all­ share the to adoplt'd moment with . daughter Soon­ star cast (Robin While the Y!, it 's no won­ Williams, Elisabeth usual slew of der that his latest Shue and Kirstie psychologists creal ion is aboul and neurotic a fru strated Alley), make. characters are Courtesy of TriStar Pictures/Ralph Nelson ~~{3~ writer who suc­ "Deconstructln, sti II present, Gracious: Waitress Carol Connelly (Helen Hunt) delivers an overwhelming thank-you note to Melvin :eeds in the lit- what separates Udall (Jack Nicholson) for his unexpected act of philanthropy in "As Good As It Gets_" ! rary world yet Harry" a must... e. this film from &, SfJw~ ~fl,~ ;an't seem to function in rea lil Y. the rest of Allen's is the plot struc­ An .vefing of outstanding musicianship by two masters of the instrument. Borrueto, What once seemed romantic - ture. (nterspersed throughout the whose verSatility .xtends from works bY die old Spanish masters to his ColaboratiorlS It Really Is 1\s Good As It Gets' with jazz reoIs Chick Corea and Keith lanett, . 'lIS 58YIII-fime Grnny nominee II1II .he passionate affairs and star­ main story line are com ical . short Dregs 511ve ..:: ;rossed lovers that characterize vignettes, eac h one a synopsis of 'ormer Dixie IIIIIJIber, for !his spacial Mlling. Courtesy of Fine Une Features ~ ast Allen films - now just seems Block's previous bestsellers. Jack is still shining as Hollywood's best cuckoo ....." 22· Thlll'llll,. Ipil • .....w. AadItIrt_ Actlon(: Woody Allen directs Elisabeth Shue and Billy Crystal in his new comedy, "Deconstructing Jncomfortable and dirty. Hi s guilt about his obsession Harry." Allen also stars as Harry Block, a fast-living, alcoholic writer. &.1. sza • F.caltylStatflScClt. $11 • St. $11 With Ihal said, Ihe combination with prostitutcs manifcsts it self By Ilona Fa .. Critics of Brooks realistic ponrayal of a single moth­ )f classic Allen hu mor and an all ­ into a story about a horny shoe­ In addi li on to bei ng a lalented in a scene in hell. Complele with sludy. Add 10 this the sati sfaction of Co-Hiatus Editor ar,ue that his films er struggling to survive. ;Iar casl (Robi n Willi ams. Billy store salesman whose indulgence sloryteller, Allen cre ates a vis ual greased-down naked women and compa ring Woody All en 10 Ihe In an age in which failing to be Switching from one emotion to ::: rystal, Mari el Hemi ngway, in a cheap fantasy proves fa tal. His maslerpiece. By juxlaposi ng one steamy saunas, Block's vision feel s character of Harry Block, and ii's politically correct is the surest way are characterized another at the drop of a hat, and 3li sabeth Shue and Kirsti e Alley) parents become the central charac­ scene nex t to anolher wi thout a more like a cool sl rip bar than any­ two for thc price of one. to kill a thriving film career, pro­ by Jllb lines and conveying that feeling to hi s audi­ Anjani's Katha/c nakes "Deconstructing Harry" a ters in a story about murder and subtle transition and usi ng jump thing else. Wilh "Dcconslructing Harry:' ducer and director James L. ence with as little as a raised eye­ nusl -see . cannihalism. cuts wilh wild abandon, Allen Psychology majors take nOle: Allen succeeds in creating his usual Brooks, known for both "Cheers" slick finishes. brow, makes Ni cholson's perfor­ En ler Harry Block (Allen) , a The style is highly effective and draws the viewcr into Block's dis­ Block 's problems and bizarre fan ­ orgy of neuroti c people who ulli­ and 'The Simpsons," takes a risk However, with "As mance worthy of an Oscar. (]Janee of Jill-popping alcoholic who adores by the end of the film , the fiction is jointed universe. Block's wot,-" Rd Now Showing • 10 .,.,...... , dIrpI4 and sand nsays. -~ .. _ ••rl_ • ..... ems sile 1120 ...... (lIIIXinum 24). ~.-tII' (11 ...... - ...... Starts Friday H55'l FlL1ChL't P\\wy J.LioL'"t(Jf1 I ,I"..... I ~ • £wry cmss has 4 ...... _1nIdwI willi ...... ,.../101 ...... c...... ~ "tar'. II ....D ..... ill .. 5pItiI~. ,..,.., ...""c..'-. 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(11 Irvine, CA 92616-6050 5-15) 14 HIATUS The UCSD Guardian Thursday. January 8. 1998 Thursday, January 8, 1998 The UCSD Guardian H1ATIJS I~ .------. Fine Art -_._ _._ ._ -_._- - -_._--- NOISE: Concert Preview NOISE: Orie of Olympia's Unwound set to Altoon's Work Innovative Yet Disturbing loudest bands Super Bowl Weekend play at Casbah Continued from page 9 Continued from Pac- 14 When we started , we pretty song on the 12" [Tile Ught At the ArtistJohn Altoon's bizarre and beautiful works are on display in downtown La Jolla Spectacular End oithe Tunnel is a Train EP]? much played only all -ages shows. Yes. Don't you think your By Jennifer Feldman Primarily, we still do, and if we play live audience would be Guardian Reporter a bar, we'll try to do an all -ages Bash features live music, dance and food into your instrumental The John Alloon exhibi tion at the: Museum thing the day before or the day after. By Ilona Fasl food courts wi II be several special­ songs? of Co ntemporary Art in downtown La Joll a is All-ages venues are always popping Co-Hiatus Editor ty loun ges, including a cigar Ycah, I guess. But we would­ both promising and innovalive. up and disappearing. We're playing ;' Besides being the biggest foot ­ lounge. n't rea ll y be able to do thaI. For Alloon 's work , a product of the 1950s and the Casbah in San Diego [which is ball event of the year, the Super Ki ck in g off the Spectacular one thing. that song is a con­ 60s. contains indi vi du alisti c expression. Altoon 21 and over], but we're also playing Bowl is a great cllcuse for mass ive event on Thursday is KC & the glomeration of differcnt songs • was also fundamental in the shaping of modem at Off The Record . amounts of peo ple to gather for Sunshine Band . The inimitable leg­ off the record. We sampled Sara's art. Even though you've been end KC will be celehrating the 23rd - beer, food and some seri ous enter­ drum heats and stu ff like thaI. John Altoon's earlier works, abstract consistent, the music scene tainment. ann i versary of the start of hi s Do you take a sampler expressioni st paintings and drawings, depict in Olympia has grown and Photo by ArnolO Turner That is just what Executive career with a triumphant return to with you on tour? strong emotions. Painted wi th oi l on canvas. changed considerably. Soul: Legendary soul band Earth, Wind & Fire will perform at the Producer Stephen Redfearn had in the spotlight. No . We've talked about buy­ these images project the importance of attitude Everything has co mplctely Sprint pes Qualcomm Spectacular on Super Bowl Weekend. mind fo r Qualcomm Spectacular Among hi s most prestigious ing a sampler, but I don't know changed since we startcd . and self-expression over style. - a mecca of music, dance and engagements were the Endymion if we'd bring it with us on tour. Every thing has gOll en a lot more Early paintings, such asAltoon's Ocean Park entertainment featuring bands like Ball in New Orleans as part of We're actually starting our own corp orate and org ani zed. Seri es, glow with vivid colors and enthusiasm. Common Sense (performing Jan. Mardi Gras festivities, three sold­ studio at home. Organization is good, th ough . Kill However, the multitude or colors and curves 22 and 24), KC and The Sunshine out shows at The House of Blues in Are there any other side makes the meaning of these drawings elusive. Rock Stars [Unwound 's label] has Band (performing Jan. 22). Earth Los Angeles and a sold- out perfor­ projects you're working Much of Altoon's early work is hard to relate to. changed a lot, but in a good way. Wind and Fire (performing Jan . 23) mance at Hard Rock Cafe in on? They're a lot more on top of what Although much easier to understand. John Goldfish (performing Jan .23), The Boston. I have another band, called th ey'rc doing. Altoon's mid-1960s works are difficult to Untouchables (performing Jan . 23), The Spectacular is an 80,000 The Replicant s, but we 're not Wasn't Unwound one of the appreciate. Continuing his drawings of the Big Bad Voodoo Daddy (perform ­ square-foot, specially constructed very acti ve right now. We just female form, Altoon's images of nude women reasons KiI Rock Stars st.1· ing Jan. 24) and The Heroes (per­ high-tech venue at Mi ssion Valley came out with a record on a new are not the typica l depiction of beauty. Rather, ed releasing rock records? fo rming Jan . 25). Center at the comer of Mi ss ion sub-label of . they are harsh and se nsual. Courtesy of the Collection Museum of Contemporary Art. San Diego Not spec ifi cally because of us, Attitude: John Altoon's "Sawtelle Series· is just one of the many pieces on Display at "The Spectacular is a multi ­ Center Road and Camino Del Rio Vern has a band called Long Much of his displayed work does not con­ but we were kind of like the first dimensi onal, high-tech celebration North. Hind Legs. and they're also 011 the Museum of Contemporary Art in La Jolla. The exhibit will be shown through Mar. 11. rock band that Slim [Moon, owner tain the full figures of wom en and men. with live bands, interactive games Admission is $25 per day, Kill Rock Stars. Sara doesn't Instead, he concentrates purely on their geni­ feature - his airbrush techniqu e. Unusual When he was released, he continued to paint of Kill Rock Stars] wanted to put and sports, great fo od and dri nk Thursday. Friday and Saturday. really do other stuff. talia. These drawings often depict disembod­ organic shapes, outlined in ink and fl oating on odd. yet intriguing, drawings that have dominant out records for. and a cigar lounge." Redfearn says. Sunday admission to the What are you pine to 10 ied vaginas and hovering penises. a white or dotted background, are given both Picasso-esque features . Altoon is truly unique in Are you touring with any· ''This event is geared toward adults Spectacular Big-Game Day Party is when the tour'. oyer? depth and color. Although it is hard to grasp the hi s style, and his ex hibition at the Museum of one? In one strange painting, penises fry like who want to celebrate in a safe. $20. Free admission to a speci al After the West Coast tour precise meaning of these paintings, they mai n­ Co ntemporary Art is highly recommended. Yeah. A ·band from here called sausages in a skillet, while tongs wrap around a relaxed, 'touch of class' atm os­ viewing party on Sunday from 2 we're going to come home for a tain a certain sex ual quality that is quite repre­ Asi de from being a well -kept, modern The Tight Bros and a band from L.A. female's vagina. In other such drawings, vagi­ phere." p.m. to 6 p.m. month. Then we're going to nas are portrayed with frogs and li zards leaping sentative of Altoon's work . museum with an unmatched view of the La called Godzik Pink. Actually, The Variou s bars stationed along the All patrons must be 21 or over tour the U.S., then we're going John Altoon spe nt most of hi s time painting Tight Bros' whole name is The Tight out of them. Jolla Cove, the Museum of Contemporary Art venue will featuring Millcr Lite to attend the event. Tickets will be to do Europe, then Japan and in a studi o in Venice Beach. His work was is unique and elegant. Bros From Way Back When. We try Courtesy of Pvramld Entertainment/David vance These works are interesting but disturbing. and other Miller Brewing Co. available at the door during the Australia. It especially influential in Southern California's The John Altoon exhibition will be shown to set up our tours where we pick out Disco: Disco greats KC and The Sunshine Band will take the may lead an observer to believe that Altoon brands in addition to wine. marti­ event or by calling TicketMaster at did not like women. art society. During a time when hi s an was through March II. For more information about all the bands, so we don't have to stage at the Sprint PCS Qualcomm Spectacular on Jan. 22. nis and soft drinks. Adjoining the 220-TIXS . The last part of the exhibition provides a flouri shing, Altoon was diagnosed with schizo­ Alloon's display or upcoming events, contact play with bands we don't like. display of Altoon's most identifying stylistic phrenia and hospitali zed. the museum at 454-3541. What instruments do you ~..... ~_c. use when you play live? Just guitar, bass. drums. Film Review ------What about an the electron· ic stuff that's been showing up on your work more and 'Fallen' Attempts To Thrill, But falls Short more just recently? [Producer] Steve Fisk has a lot ''A TRIUMPH! Even Denzel 's strong performance can't pick this film up off the ground of that stuff, and he plays it on the AMONG THE MOST UPROARIOUS album. COMEDIES IN MEMORY. By Chris Schreiber Will you have him playing Senior Staff Writer live with you on any tour A WORK OF COMIC GENIUS!" - Gene Shalit. TODAY. NBC · TV Don't piss off psychotic, mani ­ dates? acal ethereal beings with too much No. We've discussed it. but no. time on their hands. That appears Is this album more studio­ to be the moral of Denzel oriented than the others? "BRACINGLY Washington's latest film, "Fallen." Yeah. We didn't even practicc "Fallen" has a good premise. that much before we recorded, and FUNNY!" and shows promise of being an a lot of the stuff we just finished up - Kenneth Tu ran. LOS ANGELES TIMES interesting film. However, most of in the studio. We had a lot more }finn' 'K Scra.tc/ljn , that promi se is left unrealized as time to do that, too. the film becomes caught up in its Did you take a different approach this time, stylisti. "ONE OF supernatural elements. The film's I: villain is a blob of green ectoplas­ cally? mic gas. and so "Fallen" struggles A little bit. We talked about THE-YEAR'S to get the audience to truly loathe recording so mewhere other than - its evil antagonist. , and we stayed there. Then RepreseJJ.tiJJ. ' 10 BEST!" Steve suggested that we record - Janet Mashn . THE NEW YORK TIMES For a film that is supposed to - Kenneth Turan. LOS ANGELES TIMES be a thriller, "Fallen" does not each song by song, like recording manage to keep audience mem­ Courtesy of Warner Bros. Pictures/Nicola Goode all the rhythm tracks first, then the tAUllIl MUI VOOOl ALUI IIISlll AlllY bers on the edge of their seats and. Pte.: Denzel Washington and John Goodman star in Gregory Hoblltt's new thriller, "Fallen." guitar and drums, then the vocals. In a t])J Spin-Off witn In IAlAIAII .,cun IlIlAliI. 1I1 t IOU51Al1 "AZUll IIlDlWI So this timc we kind of just did IILLICUS TAL 'UDY'''',S besides being a bit unbelievable, life. Of course, he is wrong. his evil essence between people or get less decorous friends to ••,lL HUIIUVAY AllY ,.. 1.' JULIE ''''.U its "surprise" ending does not real­ a song. then played around with the 9{g.uglity Company VJ t])o[[aroi{[ t])J tUftTaman unl lULIA LOUIS-'lnfU! llin ..'Ultl Just days after Reese's execu- via touching them. Azazel toys reveal it to you. OOIl.IOU HlSAIlIM SHUl 5TAIILlYlU[CI ly catch anyone otT guard who tion. the police discover a new with Hobbes. and makes his pres- The film does have its good song, especially with the drum UII ..,LlIAIIS pays close attention to the details string of murders being committed ence known to him by constantly points. Director Gregory Hoblitt sounds. Almost every song on this &VJ13-'l\& presented earlier in the film. in Reese's unique style. Hobbes singing 'TIme is on My Side" manages to create a fairly dark and album has a different drum sound. Washington plays decoraled and his portly partner Jonesy. while traveling between hosts. depressing atmosphere throughout All the songs have their own mill , homicide delective John Hobbes, played by John Goodman, investi- TIle main action of the plot the film . as opposed to all of our other who at the inception of the action records. There's a more homoge­ gate the cases. and the details centers around Hobbes trying to Sutherland is excellent as :Friday} January 9, 1998 .a,ry .'Hk .r.'•• , .., .. U.r .,•• , kl. , ••, frl ••••. wilnesses the execution of serial­ incJ'easingly point toward a dirty protect himse lf from Al.azel while Lieutenant Stanton, playing the put­ neous mix going on . •••• III. M.' 1'1 .... • r. aH.' to H •••••, ....,., ••••, ••• killer Edgar Reese. played by cop. Unfortunately for Hobbes, his the demon tightens the noose of upon middle-level boss to a 'T." We want to do some things dif­ AFIne line Features _ ~ F~ms ~ .. Elias Koteas, whom he tracked ferently, and not completely repeat a Jean 00\JnriIn ProdUCtion ~ Harry· CUy I>! J\AiII TiIjIor C/II!II . ~ Suzy 8enmger superior Lieutenant Stanton. played incriminating evidence around Fans of Washington will not be dis­ 9pm-12am r_ SUsan E. IItJlse, •.C ( A"'-'Cl" ilwI'- Sarto Loq4JIIAJ !)t",.. d""" . JC>"r Carlo DiPWna." : and brought to justice. by Donald Sutherland. thinks they Hobbes' neck. The climax occurs appointed with his performance, ourselves. I think that if you li sten _ c...... , RlcnardBrdl r",-f""", ... _ 1 Jad<~ CllltIes H . ~ l.etI¥Aronson ,:... .- laiA. Lr...o ..... _J.E ileatX:alre PI .. ., JeanCklumiriln ..mlt~o.. , ,,,,I!v Woody~~ As he is led into the gas cham­ point directly at Hobbes. with Jonesy. Stanton. Hobbes and, either, as he does a strong but to all of our records, they kind of - @ ber. Reese si ngs 'Time is on My While the evidence against of course, M.azel, facing off in an unspectacular job with the main I wouldn't say mature, but evolve rIfze Stage the Pub .. Side" by the Rolling Stones. a Hobbes is mounting, the true vi l- isolated mountain cabin . Hobbes charac ter. and don't repeat thcmselves. song that wi II become the film's lai n make hi s prcsen e known. has a plan to get rid of Azazel once The plot does have several Do you ever ~onn your :Free dark anthem. Reese inhales the The vi llain is an evi l spirit. Azazel, and for all, hut as it is not good interesting twists, even thoug h the lon& experimental 50n&5 poison gas, and Hobbes believes a demon who lacks a form but can form to reveal the end of a movie, ending leaves one feeling unsatis- live? ISOL'ij he has closed this chapter of hi s take over host bodies. and passe you will have to see it for yourself fied . No. Are you talking about the Call 534-0496 for info rban C.fI1te. lIusic Gr.!!. See NOISE, Page 15 The UC '0 Guardi an

• You eM I."", mor. e""lII:t., on the 2'YlUd lin. than you e.n MYWhe,. in lif• . • - Pliul O,e uel Tritons Render Poets Speechless The TOUGH NIGHT: Tritons ba h haples Coach Whittier in 103-35 blowout at RIMAe Travis Hill By Jeff Bassett on I) of 27 att empts fro m Guard ian Reporter d o wnt o ~ n. Dd ensively, You Guys Brought Imagine th e Bul b wi tho ut the Tritons' full ·court It Very Strong Mi chael Jord an. Better yet, think press forced Wh itt ie r to hac k to the yea r he dec ided to pl ay w lll mit 44 ILI rn over!> and Last qu art er, hitterly hardball instead of roundball. Did held th t.: Poe t ~ to 25 per­ remarked on th e apath y of the Bulls win the c h a mpi o n ~ h ip'! l:e nt shooting overall . Triton fan s. But upo n rev iewi ng Not even close. The game began l:o m­ the events of the qu art er, I have Or consider the case of the petit ively enough as to say that I am impressed with Da llas Cowboys. Wit h Jimm y 1cnessa Bayda's pair of what you guys (and extremely Johnson, the 'Boys won multiple lhree·pointers staked the beautiful girls) acco mpl is hed. Super Bowls. Without him , their Tritons to an 11 -7 lead. It takes a big man 10 admit new coach ends up bringing guns to Any thoughls th e Poets when he 's wrong, and an even the airport. The point ? Take away a mi ght have had of hanging bigger one to ask for forgive­ team's leader, and things start to with UCS D were erased ness. And if you find him, tell fa ll apart. That brings us to thi s aft er th e fi rst four minutes, him to shut the hell up. I'm not year's UCSD women's bas ketball as lhe Tritons proceeded to at all sorry for what I said . In team. go on a 22-3 run . fact, I'm going to take credit. If For as long as most Tritons can Th e full -court press it wasn't for me pestering you remember, Karli lung wirth has was large ly responsible for guys so much, we never would been an instrumental member of lhe Triton spurt, as the have had the most amazing th e team. However, lungwirth 's quickness in the backcourt UCSD athletic event in recent season has been cut short with her of Marci Ernsberge r, Amy memory - the women's vo lley­ untimely departure. McClure, Am y Franze n ball Final Four weekend . Not to suggest that lungwi rth and Tristen Teasdale Yeah, yeah, I know some of was the anointed leader of th e forced the Poets into you are thinking that none of learn , or that in her absence th e numerous traveling vi ola­ that fun stuff would have hap­ team will fall apart; but facts are ti ons and turnovers. pened if it was n't for the super­ fac ts, and lungwirth was leading The fres hman tandem human efforts of our Fall teams, the team in both sco ring and of Kim eal and and that in no way am I con­ rebounding before her departure. Genev ieve Ruvald con­ nected to those events. Consequently, it was with a fair vert ed the inside op portu ­ That's all well and good, but amount of curiosit y th at many niti es th at the press pro­ I know that my badgering got all ended Tuesday ni ght's women 's vided, propelling th e into some of your heads. Maybe bas ketball game. If its shellacking Tritons to a 45- 18 halft ime it was the dark, mossy side of of the Whittier College Poets is lead, leav ing th e Poets your heads, but nevertheless, the indicative of the team 's response, with hangi ng heads. Claire Schneider/Guardian voice that told you to go to that women's basketball at UCS D is The seco nd half saw Driving MIss Marc!: Marci Ernsberger drives past another pathetic Poet game was most likely MINE ! going to be just fin e. more of th e same, wi th 'duri ng UCSD's 103·35 shellacking of Wh ittier College Tuesday night. Seriously though, th at week­ The Tritons not onl y cru ised to a seni or Krista Pochl er single-hand ­ un cont ested layu p and Bayda fo r a fo r Ottawa," McClure said. "The end was th e culminati on of wh at 103-35 point win, their second trip edly brea ki ng dow n th e Poets' th ree-poi nt er. key on nig hts like toni ght is to I think will be looked upon as a past th e century mark in the las t defense. After two consecuti ve After yet another three from maintain a hi gh leve l of pl ay, and very import ant quarter in the three games, but they co mpletely baseline drives resulting in two Bayda, McC lure entered the game hope full y that will prepare us for history of UCSD sports. While dominated the Poets from start to buckets, Poehler slipped into the and promptly sank two more from future games which will be more it won 't he looked at as, "The fini sh. key and made a hanging 5-foot behind the arc. The remainder of competitive." quarter that Triton fan s got off Offensively, the Tritons execut ­ jumper. the half was dominated by Neal, The important battle against their respective asses," it could ed both from behind the arc and in The nexl two trips down lhe who posted a career-high 23 points. Ottawa Uni versit y (Kan.) is toni ght very well be a turning point. the painl. The women grabbed 31 fl oor resulted in assists fo r Poehler, "No disrespect to Whittier, but at 7 p.m. at RIMAC Arena. This There were quite a few inci­ offensive rebounds and co nverted as she fed Kat e Turnbull for an thi s game was essentially a tune-up one should be a close one. dents that showed me there could be better things to come, butI'll focus on the bi g three. Triton Athletics To Give The first happened very early Kudirka Wins Again on, but it set a tone. The Greek Away $10,000 At Halftime System combined with the TROPHIES: Water polo star Romas Kudirka Athletic Department to put on a FREE MONEY: Win $10 grand at halftime of barbecue before a water polo won his second Player of the Year Award game. There were a ton of peo­ UCSD men's and women's basketball games By Jonah NII.naon season in No vember. ple out there , and everybody Co-Associate Sports Editor loining Kudirka on the By Jonah NII.nlOn The participant will have 25 was having a great time. Who da man ? Division III Water Polo AII ­ Co-Associate Sports Editor The next event was th e seconds to make a lay-up, a free For the second consecutive sea­ American First Team were team­ How many of you could use NCAA women's soccer Western throw, a three-point shot and a son, UC San Diego's Romas mates Ross Mecham and Adam $10,000'1 half-coun shol. If you can make Regionals. The stands were Kudirka has proved that he is, in Bollenbach. Well Triton junkies, now you ' ll all four shots in the allotted time, overflowing during those fact, the man. Mecham, a 6-foot-3 sophomore have your chance to earn a little you will be $10,000 richer! action-packed nights. I remem­ Kudirka has been namt:d from Palo Alto, was the team's extra spending money while wit­ It sounds like an unlikely feat ber talking to people who were NCAA Di vision HI Player of the de.fensive speciali st, leading the nessing the athletic prowess of the upset that they didn't go. That 's to accomplish, but let's not forget Year by the United States Water team in steals (77) and a sists (24) UCSD men's and women's basket­ a good sign because people on the million-dollar half-court shot Polo Coaches Association. to go along with hi s 35 goals. His ball teams. in the Bulls game a few years campus arc talking about sports Kudirka, a 6-foot-6 seni or fro m 77 steal s broke the UCSD schoo l Courtesy of UCSD Athleti cs bac k. People, it can be done. like it's "the" thing to do. La Crescenta, led the Tritons in the record of 75 set by Jason Vance in and the lones Soda Co., spectators Thi s is all part of the UCSD Then, of course, there was 1997 season to a first-place fini sh 1989. will have an opportunity to win Athleti c Department 's aim to get the NCAA volleyball National 31{1ong Di vision TIl teams and an Bollenbach, a 6-foot-2 ~e n io r $ 10,000 during the halftime festi v­ students more fired up about Champion hips at RIMAe. That 11th-place ranking in the NCAA from Costa Mesa, added much to iti es of thi s year's men's and attending sporting events. was the most unbelievable Open Di vision , wh ic h incl ucles the team 's play, scorin g 23 goals women's basketball home games. The first opportunity at the loot sporting event I've been a part teams from all di visions. and recording 15 assi ts and 30 In addition to the usual promo­ will be of since I've been here. Th ' peo­ this Fri. , l an. 16 at RIMAC Kudi rka had 49 goa ls and a steal s on the season. ti ons (pi zza giveaway, three-point ple wh were ther know what Arena when the men's basketball .480 shooting percent age whi h Head Coach Denny Harper's giveaway and the Islands Halftime team takes on the Panthers of I'm tal lu ng about when I sa ea rned him, in add iti on to the water polo team fini shed the sea­ Shootout ), spectators will be able there wa clectri ity in the air. Chapman Universi ty at 7 p.m. On NCAA Division \U Player of the son with a 13-13 reco rd overall to lI ign up as they enter the arena Saturday, the women's team hosts You cou ld feci II , it was infec­ Year Award, the We tern Water with a tough schedule, featuring to be randomly elected to panici­ Chapman at the same lime. So, if tious - kind of like the nu , Polo Associati on Player of the some top-notch Division I oppo­ pate in the "Jones Soda $10 Grand you like money and a little hoops, only beller. Year Award for the second straight nents. Challenge." we' ll see you out there, I think things are looking up.