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BrooklynPaper.com s (718) 834–9350 s , NY s ©2008 BROOKLYN HEIGHTS–DOWNTOWN–NORTH BROOKLYN AWP/14 pages s Vol. 31, No. 28s Saturday, July 19, 2008 s FREE WITH CARROLL GARDENS, COBBLE HILL, BOERUM HILL, FORT GREENE, CLINTON HILL, DUMBO, WILLIAMSBURG, GREENPOINT 3&"-803-%)"/(61 FAKE TV show disses BellTel tower, will still film in Bklyn By Sarah Portlock The Brooklyn Paper It was all just a prank call! '-"4)#"$, MTV’s reality show “The Real World” will no longer house its sev- #300,-:/ )0.& en cast members in the newly reno- vated BellTel Lofts in Downtown, a (&54£3&"-¤ member of the building’s board con- MTV’s original reality show coming to boro firmed. By Sarah Portlock Filming could start as early as July, The Brooklyn Paper and MTV producers typically spend MTV’s reality show “The Real two months retrofitting the house before World” is coming to Brooklyn this beginning the four-month shoot. summer — and its seven housemates Executive Producer Jim Johnston The production crew prepping the confirmed that he has looked at the may be inhabiting the luxurious Bell- building, though he would not say if Tel Lofts in not-quite-hip Downtown, a lease has been signed. sources familiar with the discussions “We [do] want to be close to Manhat- said. tan,” he said, but rattled off other areas 21st season of MTV’s long-running Construction is going on through- he has explored, including Greenpoint, out the unfinished Willoughby Street Williamsburg, DUMBO, Park Slope, building (right) — and a source told Cobble Hill, Carroll Gardens, Brook- The Brooklyn Paper that MTV has lyn Heights, Red Hook, and Coney Island series is on a tight deadline to begin scouted the penthouse units as a home (so much for “close to Manhattan”). base for its cast. See REAL on page 14

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Brooklyn Museum Brooklyn getting nervous about construction Julie Rosenberg Julie The Brooklyn Museum recently discovered that some of its Coptic artwork, like this limestone delays, explained Francesca Sor- The Brooklyn Paper / relief of the holy family, are fakes. The Museum will still display them, though. renti, who lives in the building and is 6DKBNLDSNSGDMDHFGANQGNNC MTV says it will film its next “Real World” reality show in Brooklyn. And The Brooklyn Paper has learned that the network familiar with the deal. is considering the Bell Tel lofts (top) on not-quite-hip Willoughby Street. Here are some popular local haunts. Even though residential tenants are rapidly moving in, the building, a for- tasia Lee, would only say that the mer telephone company headquarters production is “staying in Brooklyn” on Bridge Street, is not fully finished. and that it will air starting in January .64&6.50%*41-": At one point, MTV saw that as a perk 2009. because it meant that the music televi- MTV signed a lease with BellTel sion network could build out the space Lofts in May to occupy three floors: to its own specifications. the cast would live in two $3-million But obtaining the necessary per- duplex penthouses on the 26th and #0(64&(:15*"/"35 mits to do so became an issue. 27th floors, and the production crews An MTV spokeswoman, Anas- See BELLTEL on page 6 By Mike McLaughlin Brooklyn Museum is embracing the The Brooklyn Paper past error. The Brooklyn Museum of Art will “One of our goals is to be an educa- make artistic lemonade after being tional institution,” said Kevin Stayton, thrown the ultimate art-world lemon: the museum’s chief curator. “You can finding out that many of its prized learn a tremendous amount by look- Beep’s run done? pieces from early Egyptian Chris- ing at an object that is not right. For tians are actually fakes. the public, it can seem like magic that Expert: Marty ain’t raising money Callan Tom Ten fake Coptic works will be dis- one is right and one is not. [The ex- hibit] demystifies that process.” played in February alongside authen- By Mike McLaughlin  tic pieces with a suitable theme: “Cu- The phonies — sculptures and reliefs The Brooklyn Paper — will be in a gallery for the first time rators can be duped.” In the clearest sign yet that Bor- in 11 years. Last time, they were exhib- The Brooklyn Paper / The Brooklyn Museum admitted to ough President Markowitz is not run- the indispensable Art Newspaper ear- ited as genuine artifacts even though FOR the Museum, which is renowned for its ning for mayor in 2009, the Beep is MAYOR? lier this month that 10 pieces allegedly  made by Christians in Egypt more than Egyptian collection, had acquired the barely raising any money. 1,300 years ago are actually from the bogus pieces during 1960s and ’70s. Compared to his January campaign itz added just $34,818 to his war-chest, 1DCQHCDQ mid–20th century, meaning that one Some Coptologists have doubted finance filings, when Markowitz was in which now has $935,116 in it. Greenpoint gal Sheryl Imperati donned period garb for a ride on third of its Coptic collection has been the authenticity of the pieces since the FAKE the hunt for pivotal funds, his fundrais- That’s not the haul of a serious can- the “Nostalgia Train,” which ran non-stop from Midtown to Coney forged or altered by dealers. disco era, but the museum exhibited ing over the last six months has prac- didate, said former City Councilman Island on Sunday. This 1931 car went out of service in the 1970s,

Years ago that would have been them anyway, partially because previ- Museum Brooklyn tically come to a screeching halt. turned lobbyist Ken Fisher. but you can ride it again on Aug. 2 — for $30 . It leaves from 42nd an embarrassment to conceal, but the See BOGUS on page 6 This one is also a fake. Over the past six months, Markow- See MARTY on page 4 Street and Grand Central at 10 am. Call (718) 694-1867 for info. Brooklyn’s freedom rider — on a Segway has rushed to court three times to fight you know?). The arresting officer testi- Jonathan Gleich is what he says are unreasonable summonses fied sullenly: “The road was dry, the sky issued by the NYPD for his use of the was clear and I was parked in my squad just like Rosa Parks quirky, two-wheeled, self-balancing, elec- car. I then noticed the Segway driving in tric scooter. the shoulder of the road.” (OK, he’s not like In all, Gleich has received five tickets Gleich was more spirited in his defense Rosa Parks at all) for operating his device without a regis- than the officer was in prosecution. He tration — though here’s the Catch-22: he defended himself by presenting a pend- ing state Senate bill that would recognize By Michael Lipkin gets tickets for not having proper regis- the scooter. And he also showed off pic- for The Brooklyn Paper tration because the Department of Mo- tor Vehicles won’t issue him a registra- tures of himself with other, smiling cops Every time Jonathan Gleich begins tion because it does not recognize the on their NYPD-issued Segways. Alex Alvarez Alex his long commute into Midtown Man- Segway as legal. “Police are allowed to drive Segways,” hattan from Brighton Beach, he’s blaz- Hence, Gleich’s daily commute has be- Gleich said, arguing that to make them ing a trail for equal rights for that most- come his personal Freedom Ride — which Lipkin Michael legal only for police officer is unfair. discriminated-against segment of the explains his seemingly weekly visits to The judge paused enough to give Gle- commuting public: Segway riders. the DMV Court. ich a momentary hope. Then: “Guilty.”

The Brooklyn Paper / Like a latter day Rosa Parks — though Indeed, last week, Gleich came to his But rulings be damned! Gleich, who Segway commuter Jonathan Gleich sets out without the racial prejudice, threats of vi- latest hearing armed with dozens of le- is a self-professed lover of new and of-

most mornings from Brighton Beach to Mid- olence, or historical import, of course, but gal documents (in a grey attaché case em- The Brooklyn Paper / ten esoteric technology, is just as com- town Manhattan. Here he is in Prospect Park. with a form of transportation — Gleich blazoned with the Segway logo, wouldn’t Here, Gleich nears his destination. (Hey, officer! How ‘bout a ticket?) See SEGWAY on page 6 "1"35*%& 1BSLJOHQBSUZ¤TPWFS Ikea sets up two-tier system Ticket blitz hits after new rules are applied By Allison Bosworth and Michael Lipkin for riders of free ferry to city for The Brooklyn Paper Parking enforcement officers fanned out through By Mike McLaughlin “We needed to come up with some Park Slope this week, doling out $45 tickets as al- The Brooklyn Paper way to ensure there’s smooth customer ternate-side-of-the-street parking regulations came Ikea has changed course and will flow to the store.” back into effect after an eight-week hiatus. now offer its free ferry service to its But it’s unclear how well the sys- At least 13 cars were ticketed on Eighth Street be- customers first — and only then allow tem will work. When a Brooklyn Pa- tween Sixth and per reporter bought some food in the Seventh avenues on non-shoppers to set sail to Manhat- Editorial, page 12 Tuesday, and close to Bosworth Allison tan from the Red Hook superstore. Ikea’s cafeteria (the meatballs were fine, thank you very much), he was not given that number of bright Stung by widespread use of the free a hand-stamp to secure the coveted first orange tickets were plastered on windshields on Pros- cruises by people who had no inten- dibs on the ferry to Manhattan. pect and Park places between Sixth and Fourth ave- tion of going to the Beard Street fur- In the end, it didn’t matter because nues — just a small portion of the scores of tickets that were written since Monday morning, when the niture outlet, the Swedish mega-chain See APAR–TIDE on page 6 The Brooklyn Paper / will now hand-stamp all new rules rolled in. On Tuesday, as new parking regulations went Red Hook–bound pas- Alternate-side parking — and the street cleaning that into effect on some Park Slope streets, ticket- sengers — and then put comes with it — had been suspended to allow the De- writing officers fanned out in force. them at the head of the partment of Transportation to install more than 2,000 line for the return trip new signs to alert drivers that “No parking” periods Gary Thomas still suspended.” to Manhattan. were being cut from three hours to 90 minutes on side streets. The result will be cleaner streets, according to Another resident added: “During the changeover, I “People who board got used again to leaving my car wherever. But every- [in Manhattan] or swing the Department of Sanitation. The rules went into effect on Monday, though many one thought there’d be a grace period.” through the store, will residents remained unaware — until they got the ticket, Even if drivers like that were unprepared, cops at receive a stamp, and if Michael Lipkin Michael that is. the 78th Precinct certainly were; next to the main en- The Brooklyn Paper / there’s a very long line, “No one gave us any warning,” said Sandra Ellis, trance to the Sixth Avenue stationhouse was a map of we are working to insure who barely avoided a ticket — but only because some the entire area where rules went back into effect — ev- people who legitimately +NNJNE@BG@LO neighbors were getting one. “I took out my garbage idence that the police were more than ready to punish were in Ikea get pref- and I saw people moving their cars. I called 311 and lawbreakers. erence in boarding the After Monday night’s win at Keyspan Park, Reese Havens that’s how I found out. This is the way the city makes City officials said that they informed the public through water taxis,” said com- The Brooklyn Paper / got a hero’s welcome — a shaving cream pie while he was money. It’s sneaky. Think about all the people on va- news releases and via the 311 system. And Councilman pany spokesman Joseph Ikea “customers” near the Red Hook super- being interviewed by a TV crew. For more of the World’s cation. They never set a hard date for ending this, so Bill DeBlasio put out a flier alerting drivers — though Roth. store board a ferry to Manhattan. Greatest Cyclones Coverage, see page 2. if you left on vacation, you would think the rules were See TICKET BLITZ on page 6 2 AWP / iÊ ÀœœŽÞ˜Ê*>«iÀÊUÊÜÜÜ° ÀœœŽÞ˜*>«iÀ°Vœ“ÊUÊ­Ç£n®ÊnÎ{‡™Îxä July 19, 2008

BUSINESS BRIEFS of the Compiled by Lauren Schwartzberg STORM By Ed Shakespeare (SFFO4UPSBHF EYE The world’s best Cyclones coverage /PCPEZBTLFE "OHFMJOUIFPVUªFME BHBJO IJN CVU By Ed Shakespeare very so often noted New York sportswriter Jimmy Can- for The Brooklyn Paper non used to entitle his column “Nobody asked me, but…,” From a perch behind the Cy- &and Cannon would give a compilation of opinions on clones’ dugout on July 12, it a variety of issues. Borrowing his format, today’s column focuses on the Cy-

Sebastian Kahnert Sebastian seemed like déjà vu all over again. There was Edgar Al- clones and Brooklyn baseball. fonzo, the manager of the in- Nobody asked me, but the gates to Keyspan Park augural 2001 Cyclones, near should be opened earlier than an hour before the game. Under the current schedule, fans entering Keyspan Park the home plate end of the dug- never see either team’s batting practice and can only catch out, and halfway up the dugout The Brooklyn Paper / the visitor’s infield practice. If the gates opened two hours Wanda, of Hall Street Storage’s retail center, shows — leaning on the rail — was before the game, fans could see all of the visitor’s batting the types of environmentally friendly packing and Angel Pagan, the centerfield practice and see both teams take infield. Perhaps once a moving supplies which can be purchased. star of that original team. week, let’s say on Saturdays, open the gates two-and-a-half Pagan, now a New York Met, hours before the game and fans could see the Cyclones hit. This summer, green is in and following this trend, Hall had just returned to Brooklyn Sure, the Cyclones would have a bit more overhead, but Street Storage is the first and only green storage facil- on an injury rehab assignment they would more than make up this expense with increased ity in the country. after tearing his left rotator cuff concession and souvenir sales. Hall Street qualifies for the Green-e logo, a nationally on May 12 while making an out- Nobody asked me, but pick up a copy of the Cy- recognized symbol allowing consumers to identify com- standing grab of a foul ball just clones’ Media Guide. You can buy it in the souvenir shop, panies that use certified renewable energy sold through- over the railing in left field. Gary Thomas and it’s outstanding. It covers not only all things Cyclone, out North America. While Pagan still looks as but has information on the whole New York–Penn League. One-hundred percent of the electricity Hall Street uses trim as he did when he was a The guide was researched, compiled, and designed by Dave is from renewable sources, and many discarded materials Cyclone, much has changed in Campanaro, the Cyclones’ director of communications. are reused in one way or another. For example, shipping the intervening years. Announcer Warner Fusselle and photographer George Na- cartons and shredded paper are often used as an alterna- He made the majors in 2006 politano also contributed. as a Chicago Cub. The Brooklyn Paper / tive to bubble wrap, and Hall Street sells biodegradable Rehabbing Mets outfielder — and original Cyclone! — Angel Pagan stole yet another Nobody asked me, but someone should announce the Back in the Mets’ organiza- packing peanuts made of cornstarch. base in Monday’s 7–6 win over the State College Spikes, bringing his career Cyclone total Mets’ score whether the parent club is winning or losing. Cur- tion this season, he had an ex- Located in the Wallabout/Clinton Hill area of Down- to 33, a team record. rently, the score is only given when the Mets are winning. This town Brooklyn, Hall Street’s warehouse fills most of a full cellent spring training, made has become a source of amusement and denigration with Cy- city block, has five loading docks and boasts easy access the club, and started the clones fans who feel patronized that they are only told scores and outstanding service. year on fire, playing often be- Despite his injury, Pagan clone record, now 33. With a veteran major leaguer in one direction. For instance, during a Cyclones’ game, fans Beyond that, Hall Street’s unique attribute is its ongoing cause of injuries to Mets’ out- played all out in his first game “His swing is still a little in their midst, the Cyclones were may be told that the Mets are beating the Phils 3–0 in the third commitment to introduce new green actions throughout fielders, especially injuries to inning at Shea Stadium. When no further score is given in the back, sliding into first on a close long,” said Alfonzo. “He just eager to soak up advice. the year. As Jeffrey E. Sitt, President of Hall Street Stor- Moises Alou. next hour, fans know the Mets have lost the lead because noth- age, said, “Our commitment to having the lowest impact He cooled off a bit, but was play, and sliding head first into needs more at-bats.” “I just told them to have fun ing is announced. Fans feel that they are regarded as being too on the environment is more than one of policy — it’s be- still hitting .275. Then he suf- second on a steal. Particularly right-handed at- and play hard,” said Pagan. This stupid to know what is going on. “Just because I was injured bats. is the learning part of their ca- come our primary passion.” fered his shoulder injury, which Nobody asked me, but the stands behind the Cy- Hall Street’s warehouse is more than just a place to put for a long time was listed as a doesn’t mean I’m going to take “I need to face left-handers reers. clones’ dugout are getting quieter. Because of work com- your unused furniture, it’s a place to help save the world. shoulder bruise by the Mets. it easy on these guys,” he said. so I can bat right-handed,” said “The great thing about base- mitments, Mark Lazarus, “the Mayor of Section 14,” has Hall Street Storage (12 Hall St., corner of Park Ave- Pagan may have been gone “I came here to compete and the switch-hitter, who faced only ball is that it’s a new game ev- not been out to the ballpark as much as usual. nue, in Clinton Hill). Call (718)-855-4477 or visit www. from Brooklyn for seven years, hopefully get back to Shea Sta- righties. ery day.” And Chuck Monsanto, formerly a ballpark regular, HallStreetStorage.com for info. Open weekdays 8:30 am but he didn’t feel much had dium.” “Everyone wants to check It’s unclear if Pagan will play is serving with his Army Reserve unit in Afghanistan. to 7 pm; Saturdays 8:30 am to 6 pm; and Sundays 10 am changed. In his three games with Brook- out how I bat right-handed be- more games for the Cyclones, Through the grapevine, we hear that once Chuck returns to 4 pm. “Things don’t seem any dif- lyn, playing both left and right cause when I hurt my shoulder but as much as has enjoyed be- home, he can’t wait to get back to see the Cyclones play. ferent here,” he said after his first field, Pagan was only 2-for-11, I couldn’t bat righty,” said the ing back in Brooklyn, Pagan is Nobody asked me, but the reduction in noise at Key- game back. “The fans are still loud, but three steals — all three of 28-year-old. “My left-handed working hard to have his new span park seems to be continuing. Last year, the loud music .JOVUFNBO1SFTT and the stands are still full.” which added to his career Cy- swing is great.” day at Shea. played in between pitches was reduced, and fans appreci- For a printing company with customer service like the ated some silence so they could talk to other fans. Brooklyn good old days, where the staff knows the customers by their fans have an appreciation for baseball’s fine points and like first names, Minuteman Press has got it covered. Min- to discuss the game as it occurs, and don’t need constant uteman’s staff has a manufactured noise to enjoy an evening at the ballpark. passion for what they Nobody asked me, but the program situation at the do and strives to de- $MPOFTCFDBNF+FXJTIDPOWFSUT ballpark needs some improvement. Fans entering by the main liver the highest-qual- gate receive a free program, but the program doesn’t have the “They were really light and comfort- ity final product. By Mike McLaughlin one-page insert that lists each team’s roster, with numbers and When you need and Ed Shakespeare able to wear,” he said. “I also liked that the stats. Sometimes a fan can get the insert at the top of the stairs, brochures, flyers The Brooklyn Paper Hebrew lettering spelled Cyclones rather but often he can’t. Some fans are learning that they can get the or menus, presenta- The Cyclones snapped a three-game than spell out the Hebrew translation of insert if they go to the information booth on the concourse, tion folders, posters slide on Sunday, the same day the team Cyclones.” but most fans don’t know. Why isn’t it put into the programs or promotional liter- suited up in custom-made Hebrew uni- Satin, whose grandfather came from the that are given out at the main gate? Advertisers would be hap- ature printed, Min- forms as part of “Jewish Heritage Night” area, remembers his grand- pier because more fans would take the programs if they re- uteman is your first at Keyspan Park. father telling him stories about famous ceived the insert sheet, and fans wouldn’t be kept in the dark stop. They also han- A coincidence? No way! Jewish ballplayers, such as Hank Green- by a program without its key component. dle graphic design, OK, so maybe top prospect Ike Davis berg, and Brooklyn’s own Sandy Koufax. CD archiving, variable data printing, computer forms, lam- wasn’t sure whether the special “Tzyklon” But it was another Jewish ballplayer on CHANNELLING THE BARD inating and binding, plus many other services. And ask uniforms had anything to do with the 2–0 the Dodgers that caught Satin’s fancy. about their free color days! victory over the State College Spikes, but “When I was growing up in Southern Each week, The Bard of Brooklyn Baseball, Ed Shake- Great prices along with excellent graphic design work he said he’d just as soon keep wearing the California, one of my favorite players was speare, evokes the spirit of his ancient ancestor with make customers from all over come back for more. right-to-left duds. Shawn Green,” said Satin. a bit of iambic pentameter. This week’s contribution is Minuteman is dedicated to continually advancing its “We should use them every day, because Green, an outfielder, later played for the called, “Brooklyn’s Million Dollar Infield”: technology and understands that even small technologi- we got a win in them,” said Davis after the Mets. He even hit a homer on Rosh Ha- “The Hundred Thousand Dollar Infield,” stays cal improvements can save money and improve efficiency. victory. shana (and the headline would have read, The famous moniker of Connie Mack’s For that reason they’ve has launched a website that makes Still, even on Jewish night, a gentile, “L’Shawn-a tova!” if either of the city’s McInnis, Collins, Barry, Baker days. it easy for clients to request estimates, place orders, check pitcher Brad Holt, was the uber–mensch, tabloids had any guts — or a Jewish copy A dollar bought a lot when going back. proofs, and transfer files online. going seven innings — his longest start of editor!). But Brooklyn’s infield is a rich quartet, Minuteman makes fulfilling all your printing and busi- “I once got to meet him,” added Satin. the season — and striking out 10. Not Hodges, Jackie, Pee Wee, Billy Cox. ness communication needs seem simple and easy while When asked if that was his best outing “He was really nice, and it was a real

ÀœœŽÞ˜Ê ÞVœ˜ià But rather men of means, each bonus Met still providing you with great customer service and final of his life, Holt said, “It’s up there.” thrill.” product. Or, as we say on Jewish Heritage Night, ½V >ˆ“t Cyclone star Josh Satin — So how did the Cyclones follow up a Could pool his funds for millions — lotsa lox. Minuteman Press (305 Atlantic Ave., between Hoyt and “L’chaim!” who is a member of the tribe — en- night that was different from all other Despite inflation, money’s not given free, Smith streets in Boerum Hill). Call (718) 858-0313 or visit Josh Satin, the Cyclones’ second base- joyed wearing Hebrew-language nights? With “Pork Rind Night.” It’s not There’s skill out there. At first, I like Ike — www.brooklyn.minutemanpress.com for info. Open week- man, is actually Jewish. Good thing, too, uniforms on Jewish Heritage Night some Jewish joke — the Cyclones and Utz Good genes from Ron, plus power you will see. days, 8:30 am to 5 pm; and Saturdays, 10 am to 3 pm. Free on July 13 at Keyspan Park. Even non- On second, Satin smooth. What’s not to like? pick up and delivery is available. because he got a hit and a walk, so he didn’t snack foods honored the humble pork skin let down the tribe. Like Davis, he wishes Jews got in on the fun, with Ike Davis “treat” at Monday’s rubber game against At short, a maven in Havens. Third is Lutz %POBUFCMPPE BOEZPV he could wear the duds every night. having a great game. the Spikes. — with Gersh Kuntzman He hits, he fields. No way that he’s a klutz! DPVMENFFU-JOLJO1BSL Blood services and the music business have teamed up to create Music Saves Lives, a blood drive being held 5IJTXBTUSVMZBOVQBOEEPXO NPTUMZEPXO XFFL at the McCarren Park Pool this Sunday, July 20. All suc- cessful donors will receive VIP passes to the upcoming By Gersh Kuntzman walk. Merritt got the win, his Vans Warped Tour, which provides the donor with the op- The Brooklyn Paper first. He lowered his ERA to portunity to meet and hang out with performers like Katy Jammers 3 0.64. In all, the Cyclones struck out 13 Spikes on the night. Perry and Linkin Park. Cyclones 2 In the summer months, blood supplies become low and July 11 at Jamestown Tigers 4 the New York Blood Center must make up for this loss The Clones got great start- Cyclones 1 by attracting people to events that will encourage them to ing pitching from Jeff Kaplan, July 16 at Oneonta donate. (You can donate blood if you are 17 years old.) who pitched the first five frames, The story of this game? Nine Music Saves Lives offers the perfect solution: free con- scattering four hits and striking runners left on base. Indeed, the certs in the park with the opportunity to donate blood. El- out five. Meanwhile, Cyclone Cyclones rapped out 10 hits on len Kramer, an organizer of the event, points out that “back- bats came alive in the sixth. Af- the night, yet only scored a lone stage passes are just a perk, the important thing here is that ter a Reese Havens walk and a run in the first inning on Zach we are saving lives.” Zach Lutz single, Ike Davis (15- Lutz’s third dinger of the season. McCarren Park Pool is at 580 Union Ave. between North game hitting streak!) knocked The Cyclones had two runners

10th and 11th streets in Williamsburg. Blood donation Gary Thomas in a run and Seth Williams hit on in the third and the seventh, hours are noon to 5:30 pm on Sunday, July 20. and four extra-base hits (dou- For information, visit www.mccarrenpark.com. Donors a sac fly. But that was all she can sign up at www.nybloodcenter.org or www.myspace. wrote for the Cyclones. In the bles by Jake Eigsti, Josh Satin Gary Thomas com/nybloobcenter.org. seventh, reliever Matias Carillo and Reese Havens, plus a tri- put two men on, and then re- ple by Satin) in all, but couldn’t

liever Brandon Moore walked The Brooklyn Paper / get anything going against three two in a row, giving up a run in Oneonta hurlers. Pedro “No Re- 3FE'MBH8FEOFTEBZTPO the process. Then reliever Jimmy lation” Martinez took the loss Rind Night.” Both homers came phen Clyne, but it was too lit-

Johnson promptly served up a The Brooklyn Paper / for the Cyclones with five less- in the first three at-bats, making tle, too late. double to cap the scoring. Top prospect Reese Havens led off Monday night’s game than-steller, seven-hit innings. "UMBOUJD"WFOVF some fans wonder if the All-Star Special mention must be made The loss dropped the struggling Spikes 1 with a deep homer. He knocked in three runs in all dur- If you’re walking down Atlantic Avenue and happen to home-run derby had been re- of reliever Roy Merritt’s stun- Clones back into sole posses- see a bunch of red flags outside many of the storefronts, Cyclones 0 ing the game, which the Cyclones won, 7–6. Later in the scheduled for Keyspan Park. game, reliever Roy Merritt (above right) mowed down the ning performance. Coming into sion of last place — five games don’t be surprised — just walk on into those stores and July 12 at Keyspan Park Shaky starter Jenrry Meija the game in the fifth with bases back of the hated Staten Island ask about their special promotions and discounts. You aren’t going to win many State College Spikes to preserve the win, striking out four gave it all back — and more — of the six men he faced. loaded and one out, he promptly Yankees. Lutz was 2-for-4 to Every Wednesday through Aug. 27 from 10 am till mid- games when you only get three in the visiting second, giving up struck out the next two batters raise his team-leading batting night, the Atlantic Avenue Local Development Cor- hits, and that was the story here. four runs on four consecutive — then whiffed four of the next average to .343, but he left four start with his former team, went poration will present Red Flag Wednesdays, indicating Starting pitcher Scott Shaw (1–1) Cyclones 2 hits. But the Clones retook the five before being pulled after a men on. various promotions, events and discounts offered by each was hit hard in the third, giving Spikes 0 1-for-4 and stole another base. lead with three runs in the fourth, storeowner. up two doubles, and the only run July 13 at Keyspan Park And he showed off that cannon one on an error, one on a Ha- Activities include Rock Star Karaoke, hosted by Hank’s on the night. Overall, he went Bradley Holt earned his of a right arm, gunning down vens double and one on a perfect Saloon, and story time and free arts and crafts hosted at six innings and struck out six. second win on the season with a Spikes baserunner trying to piece of major-league hitting by :"/,&&4 '*3&803,4"51"3, Moxie Spot at 1pm. The game witnessed the return seven scoreless (and dominat- score from second on a single rehabbing Met outfielder Angel As Angela Ferrante, interim president of the AALDC of Cyclones 2001 star Angel Pa- Pagan, who poked a breaking The Cyclones return home on Sunday, July 20, to take ing!) innings, and striking out to right. The crowd went wild. said, “Between merchants offering special sales outside gan, currently a Met outfielder ball just over the second base- on their hated cross-Narrows rivals, the Staten Island Yan- Cyclones 7 their storefronts, to events that cater to families, to events who began a two-game assign- 10. The Cyclones got all they man’s outstretch glove. kees in the first game of a home-and-home series against for those looking for something a little different to spice ment to rehab his injured shoul- needed with a Zach Lutz RBI Spikes 6 Havens added a third RBI the McNamara Division leaders. A three-game set against up their nightlife scene, there’s always something happen- der. Pagan was 0–3 with a stolen single in the third and a Sean July 14 at Keyspan Park in the sixth with a two-out sin- the Vermont Lake Monsters follows. There will be fire- ing on Atlantic Avenue on Wednesdays!” base — and the swipe brought Ratliff ground-rule double in A 14-hit barrage — including gle and Jake Eigsti squeezed works on the field (naturally) and in the skies after each For a complete list of events and merchants, visit www. back memories of Pagan’s 2001 the fourth. Relievers Yury San- homers by Reese Havens and home an insurance run in the game, thanks to the Cyclones’ “Fireworks Week” promo- atlanticave.org/redflag.htm, call (718) 243-1414, or e-mail all-star season, when he hit .315 tana and Stephen Clyne shut the Zach Lutz — plus gutsy relief eighth. tion. Tickets are available by calling (718) 449-8497 or [email protected]. and stole a franchise-record 30 door on the spikes. 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Alex Alvarez Alex By Jessica Firger the work, said a spokesman for Tudor Re- for The Brooklyn Paper alty Services, which owns the property. 187 State Street 852-1421 A five-pound bucket of cement fell 23 Nonetheless, the city halted construc- (between Court and Boerum) - DCA #1272660 stories from nearly the top of 66 Court tion at the site until a full investigation Store Hours: M-F 10am to 6:30pm, Sat. 11am to 5pm St., demolishing a city-owned car and can be conducted. It’s not the first time that construction work-

The Brooklyn Paper / bringing back eerie memories of a sim- ers at 66 Court St. have lost their bucket. Workers began sealing off most of a popular Paris-style ilar incident 25 years ago — but unlike In 1982, just a year after the building plaza at the F-train entrance at Second Place in Carroll that fatal accident, only one passer-by Gardens. The newstand in the plaza has closed. began its conversion from office to resi- was shaken up this time. dential space, a young woman was killed Construction workers were making re- by a pail of cement that fell four stories. Bring This Clipping In For pairs to the building, whose address is also The victim, Mayda Alsace, was a young 75 Livingston St., on Monday at about 11 am lawyer and Park Slope resident. when they lost control of the bucket, send- Alvarez Alex In 1989, the city smacked the building 50% Off Any Coffee, Tea &YUSB&YUSB ing it crashing down onto a Department of with the violation of fallen objects again, Environmental Protection-owned Toyota this time for a piece of metal. or Specialty Bar Beverage! Prius parked 30 feet below. And in April of this year, the city cited Newsstand says goodbye; The impact tore through the roof and shat- the building for scaffolding that failed to THE NASCENT CAFE

tered the windows of the hybrid sedan. The Brooklyn Paper / meet safety codes. Smith St. developer unfazed “I consider myself the luckiest man in the A massive, concrete-filled bucket fell The 80-year-old building has more than COFFEE FOOD world,” said Omar Ishak, the DEP worker who at least three stories at 66 Court St. a dozen active violations pending, accord- by looming shutdown had been in the car only minutes earlier. and destroyed an official city car. ing to city records. TEA FOR FREE WIFI THOUGHT By Mike McLaughlin ues with the plans for a brick and The Brooklyn Paper dun-colored terra cotta build- GREENPOINT SANCTUARY The developer of a contro- ing, which some neighbors com- versial Carroll Gardens apart- plain is jarringly tall for the sur- 143 Nevins Street 718.246.3715 ment building at the corner of rounding area. Smith Street and Second Place “I know how to build build- (between Bergen & Dean) thenascent.com shrugged off a looming city ings,” said Stein. “I will do ev- erything I can to build the build- ,FOU4UDIVSDIHPFTDPOEP shutdown of his project. ing that is best for that site.” The City Council will likely Until the city steps in to stop By Ben Muessig ligious connotation,” said senior ONE FREE COMIC halt work on Billy Stein’s seven– it, construction continues on the The Brooklyn Paper project manager Tamar Kisilevitz, story edifice when it approves or free Yankees or Mets card with this ad* project, which forced a popu- A plan to convert a vacant who noted that the crosses still a zoning amendment next lar newsstand in the Paris-style Greenpoint church into con- visible at the Arches look more Baseball Cards • Comics • Toys Wednesday that would restrict plaza adjacent to the subway to dos is meeting with wide- like X’s than traditional Chris- Sports Cards • Bought & Sold the height and density of new close on Tuesday until it can re- spread approval, but neigh- tian symbols. construction on 15 blocks in Car- open someday as part of Stein’s bors are cursing a decision The Landmarks Preservation The Baseball Card roll Gardens. building. Commission gave the St. Elias Developers would be sty- to remove religious icons DUGOUT The kiosk’s closing shocked Alvarez Alex project its blessings last week mied under the new code be- from the landmarked house many, including the man who of worship — an alteration and construction could be finished 453 COURT STREET Pokemon cause several neighborhood OPEN (718) 624-2527 operates it for his uncle, the that the project’s architect said within two years, but it is too early 7 DAYS! Yu-Gi-Oh streets would be reclassified as owner. to determine the prices of the mar- www.JoeRocksCards.com “narrow” instead of being con- he made in hopes of not scar- *ONE PER CUSTOMER “Today was the first time I’d ing away potential tenants. ket-rate units, Saulo said. sidered “wide.” Under current heard that we were closing. My Kent Street residents can’t fig- The Brooklyn Paper / zoning, “wide” streets can ac- uncle told me this morning,” said commodate larger buildings. ure why a developer needs to re- The Landmarks Preservation Commission has OK’d the Ashok Patel. “I thought I’d have move Greek Orthodox crosses conversion of St. Elias Church on Kent Street into con- Undeterred by the possibility a heart attack when I heard. I of an interruption, Stein contin- from the rooftop and stained dos. Neighbors aren’t pleased that the church will lose didn’t mind the construction too glass windows of St. Elias Cath- its distinctive trinity cross. /PEN!N%SQUIRE"ANK!CCOUNT4ODAY much at first, because the work- olic Church as part of a $7-mil- ers would buy things. But this lion residential conversion, which on the market without remov- Street between Lafayette and is unimaginable.” will create close to 40 units. An enclosed commercial booth ing the icons would be heresy. DeKalb avenues — where a I’ll be your “It’s obviously a church, so “People not of that religious Catholic icon on a stained-glass will reopen in the same spot. who cares if there is a cross on Stein said he’s “not comfort- denomination might be hesitant window was largely unnoticed, it?” said Joan Dougherty, who to move in,” Kliegerman said. broker Kathryn Lilly said. bridge from able being specific about the de- lives down the block from the tails of the construction sched- “And in this kind of a market, Before vacating the church, % 139-year-old cathedral. “The you really want to reach for who- where you are ule,” but he might not complete façade of the building was land- the congregation removed much the foundation of the “Oliver marked that way — why not ever wants to show up.” of the religious iconography, House” before the July 23 vote, leave it the way it is?” But architecture experts say but left the window adorned APY* to where you in which case he should expect But architect Alfred V. Saulo that the rules for church con- with a symbol reading “IHS” a city-imposed shutdown. said that if he doesn’t remove the versions aren’t set in stone. — the first three letters of 3.00 want to be “When and if [the amend- Christian symbols, they might “I have seen places where the Christ’s name in Latin. Em- ment] passes, then a ‘stop-work drive away would-be tenants. iconography is left, and I have battled starchitect Robert Scar- seen places where it’s been re- ano decided to preserve the Elite Checking order’ would be issued,” said “[Leaving the crosses] could Jean Weinberg, spokeswoman restrict individuals of certain re- moved,” said Andrew Know of glass — a decision that seems for Councilman Bill DeBlasio ligious denominations,” he said. the American Institute of Ar- to have paid off. (D–Park Slope). DeBlasio sup- “If it were a Star of David or chitects. “Generally, the stuff “That unit sold very quickly,” ports the zoning change and the something else, we would have is left when it’s being sold to an Lilly said. “Nobody said, ‘Oh, City Council rarely goes against the same kind of situation. individual buyer. But when it’s I love the apartment, but we’ve a specific member’s wishes on “It’s not a religious building going on the market, develop- got to change the window.’” a local zoning change. anymore, it’s not a church,” he ers usually think twice about And, if you look hard enough  Choose Your Term CD Special To finish the project, Stein added. “There hasn’t been a con- leaving crosses or other sym- at the Scarano-designed Arches would have to either reduce its gregation there for several years. bols because they might freak condos at the corner of War- $/.2(3 .1,.1$ scope or get an exemption from It’s just a beautiful building that people out.” ren and Hicks Street, you can % -#/("* -./3(.-.%  That’s hardly been the case also spot religious icons. 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   'SPNDSBDLIPVTFUPZPVSIPVTFCVTUBVDUJPO   By Ben Muessig ciation of Realtors. ter a thorough scrubbing. an awesome story to tell if some-      The Brooklyn Paper The homes were a bane to the “I’d still live there, sure,” said one asked about your home.” 374 7th Avenue   (bet. 11th & 12th Sts) Cops closed down two Bay block for the past three years, Ray Utierra, 48. “Those are nice But Suzanne Lawrence, 37,     Ridge crack houses last month, bringing fear, intimidation, vi- houses on that block. Clean it up would not consider living where 718-832-0655 but the 93rd Street drug dens olence and even prostitution to a little bit and it’s like a brand six former residents ran a her- might remain the best places in the quiet residential street. new place.” oin, crack and prescription pills the neighborhood to get a deal. After the auction, brokers in For others, living in a former ring, cops said. In a community where hous- subsequent sales will not be le- crack house would be something “I wouldn’t want to take it ing bargains are rare, the quaint gally required to disclose that the to boast about. over after having the police raid homes on the tree-lined block houses were once drug dens. “In five years, no one’s going it,” she said. “It would be weird. between Third and Fourth ave- Even with the stigma sur- to remember that those houses I’d always be a little paranoid nues could be a steal when they rounding the homes, some Ridg- were drug factories,” said Bran- about who’s knocking on my go to auction — if would-be buy- ites are eager to move-in — af- don Pierce, 23. “Plus, you’d have door.” — with Emily Lavin ers can get over the stigma of their past use. “I don’t think that it would be much of a problem to sell,” said Kathy McCall, a broker with £4JYUI¤TFOTFGJOBMTVTQFDUOBCCFE Velsor Realty. “Bay Ridge is a The Brooklyn Paper Blake joins Erica Raffone and Reilly with a lower drug-sell- popular place to live, there are Joseph, Michael and Ross Ter- ing offense. All of the sus- Cops apprehended a sixth Kahlnert Sebastian certainly buyers for those prop- suspected drug dealer who had rone, who are accused of run- pects were arrested in what erties.” ning a heroin, crack cocaine and Kings County District Attorney In fact, the sordid history is been on the lam since a June 20 raid on two alleged crack prescription drug ring from two Charles Hynes called “Opera- the very thing that makes these adjacent homes on the block be- tion Blockbuster.” homes a bargain. houses on 93rd Street. tween Third and Fourth ave- The sextet instilled fear and “If it’s going to auction, it Police nabbed Gilbert Blake nues. intimidation among neighbors,

[will be] below market value,” on July 9 at around 11 am on The five perps face 25 years carrying out “hundreds if not The Brooklyn Paper file / which is roughly $1.5 million, 55th Street, cuffing the wanted to life and are being held with- thousands of transactions” from The two alleged crack houses at 346 and 348 93th Ave. said Sal Prividera, spokesman man who had been on the run out parole. behind closed doors, Hynes said. will soon be sold at auction. Who would want to live in a for the New York State Asso- for 20 days. Police also charged Alan — Ben Muessig crack house? Actually, a lot of people. FREE Apple Diagnostic! "OPUIFSDIVSDICJUFTUIFEVTU By Ben Muessig the brokerage Massey Knakal as “a con- Ridge Jewish Center at 81st Street, where the The Brooklyn Paper dominium development site” that would congregants voted overwhelmingly last month For Bay Ridge’s so-called “Faith Av- allow for buildings as tall as 70 feet. to tear down their synagogue and sell off of enue,” the end is near. Repeated calls to Massey Knakal were a chunk of their land. The Bay Ridge Baptist Church is pon- not returned by the time of publication. The At Our Saviour’s Lutheran Church, the dering selling its Fourth Avenue property, Web listing instructions would-be buyers dwindling congregation plans to tear down its

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port about the “new” facility on “We’ve never had a crime enter the school just a few feet swering my questions,” said Rob- Bosworth Allison ger to neighborhood kids — but the Web site Brownstoner.com committed by one of our of- away from where the ex-cons ert Perris, district manager of lith standing at the top of Cadman it turns out that two such offices fanned the flames. fenders in Brooklyn Heights,” will arrive for their appointments Community Board 2. Plaza that he calls “The Strate- The Brooklyn Paper / have been operating in the area “Unbelievable; it is almost like he said. in the ground floor of the Bruce Garoppolo said he wants to gic Placement of Stone” — has Samuel Nigro’s “The Stra- since the 1930s. there is a group conspiring to “This is the last place they’d Ratner-owned “One Pierrepont smooth things over with the locals scratching their heads and tegic Placement of Stone.” “We used to be anonymous, ruin all of the progress made do a crime.” Plaza” building. St. Ann’s con- school and neighbors and has wondering, “Is it art — or just a now that’s changed,” said over the last 10 years or so,” Garoppolo says insider trad- ducts some classes in the build- offered to meet with groups or The Brooklyn Paper / large granite monolith?” wife takes me to the Guggenheim Tony Garoppolo, chief proba- one person posted on Brown- ers, members of the Russian and ing, as well. take calls from anyone. A federal parole office “It just looks like a cement and I make fun of things.” tion officer for the U.S. District stoner. Sicilian crime families, high- “That street is usually full of St. Ann’s School did not re- will open on Pierrepont block,” said Mike Lynes, a George Knight, an architect, Court. Elected officials were flooded level drug dealers and small kids,” said one message posted turn calls for comment. Street (top). Few no- Brooklyn Heights resident who had another idea for why it was The “new” center in the with calls from scandalized par- numbers of murderers and view- on Brownstoner. “Absolute worst To contact Tony Garoppolo, ticed the current office was eating lunch nearby. “I’m not so “strategic.” ground floor of 147 Pierrepont ents, prompting Rep. Nydia Ve- ers of child-pornographers make spot you imagine for this facil- call (718) 534-3717. near Remsen Street. much of a Modern Art fan. My “[The city] is using it to hold down its turf,” Knight said. Clearly, it’s the piece is art — after all, it’s not just a nine-ton slab. Nigro actually took one (S§R@K@MCQTRG piece of Vermont marble, broke MARTY… it into two, chiseled parts of it Continued from page 1 With term limits kicking in for most of the City The candidates’ Campaign Finance Board fil- folks, this is for 2009 — but, hey, better early just so, and then reassembled it Council — and the city providing a generous ings were due this week, so we felt it was as than late, right?). District 33 is currently rep- “Any serious candidate for mayor wants to be in at least third in the Downtown park. gear at this point,” he said. “Right now, his fundraising numbers matching funds — candidates are popping up good a time as any to review the two hot 2009 resented by David Yassky, while District 39 is And you don’t come up with names like “The Strategic Place- clearly don’t augur for a citywide race.” like mushrooms to fill the coming vacancies. races in Brownstone Brooklyn. (Remember, repped by Bill DeBlasio. ment of Stone” unless you’re an By comparison, Council Speaker Quinn raised $614,080 over the %*453*$5 %*453*$5 artist, right? past half-year, bringing her total to $3,090,210. And neither Rep. In an interview, Nigro, who Anthony Weiner nor Comptroller Bill Thompson filed their papers Candidate Who is that? Raised # donors Candidate Who is that? Raised # donors is traveling in Berlin (how ar- on time — but both are still way ahead of Markowitz. Six months tistic!), said sculpture “has the ago, Weiner had $3,599,433 and Thompson had $4,228,931. Brad Lander Director, Pratt Center for $101,455 400 Jo Anne Simon Local district leader $55,006 329 potential to create its own place, This week, Markowitz didn’t address his fundraising shortfall, is- Community Development contribute to a practiced place, suing a statement that repeated his standard pronouncement that he Steve Levin Chief of staff to Assem- $31,298 181 or be used as a tactical place.” has not made up his mind about whether to run. But the near cessa- Josh Skaller President, Central Brooklyn $54,731 322 blyman Vito Lopez “I chose this plot of land for its tion of dialing–for–dollars and cocktail parties suggests otherwise. Independent Democrats intimacy and how it is marginal- Nonetheless, Markowitz is still near the top in the polls. This Ken Diamondstone Frequent candidate $30,238 78 ized from the rest of the park by week, a Quinnipiac survey suggested that the Beep is slightly Bob Zuckerman Director, Gowanus Canal $40,503 165 being off to the side,” he told The ahead of all likely Democrats with 12 percent support, versus 11 Conservancy Evan Thies Former aide to Coun- $38,620 (in cludes 145 Brooklyn Paper. percent for Weiner, 10 percent for Quinn and 8 for Thompson. cilman David Yassky $10,000 loan) But many still wonder if the art- “It’s flattering especially in such a distinguished field,” Markow- John Heyer Works for Borough President $16,980 95 ist will actually craft his statue. itz said in a non-committal statement. “The voters are my bosses, Markowitz Isaac Abraham Hasidic activist $2,926 24 “They should write something so, believe me, I feel the way any working person feels when we on there that is useful to the pub- get a good performance review — it inspires me to work even Gary Reilly Transit activist $8,825 70 Ken Baer Environmentalist $0 0 lic,” said Srinivas Srivatsen, who harder.” works nearby. .BOJTCSVUBMMZCFBUFOCZUSJPJO%6.#0 84TH PRECINCT 88TH PRECINCT 68TH PRECINCT Brooklyn Heights-DUMBO- Fort Greene-Clinton Hill /.+("$!+.33$1 Bay Ridge Downtown-Boerum Hill Roped in Cell hell %&"% (JHMJPJNCSPHMJPFOETJO Time’s up A real-deal cat burglar broke Three suspects stole $2,000 in In a repeat attack from last into and pilfered a Vanderbilt Av- 62ND PRECINCT 78TH PRECINCT cellphones from an 86th Street enue restaurant on July 7. week, three punks asked an un- Bensonhurst Park Slope electronics store on July 12. suspecting victim in DUMBO for Security cameras show a nim- Two men and a woman entered BZFBSPME¤TNVSEFS the time and then attacked him ble man descending into the eat- Just say no Unholy! the business, between Fourth and when he ignored the question. ery on a rope inserted into the Two vicious thugs robbed a A future resident of Hades Fifth avenues, at around 2:30 pm, By Ben Muessig there was suddenly gunfire,” a witness told This time, three punks robbed building through the skylight that man and stabbed him in the stom- stole a Carroll Street church’s cops said. The three suspects dis- The Brooklyn Paper The Brooklyn Paper. a Brooklyn Heights man on July he broke around 7 am. ach on July 13. checkbook and wrote more than abled the alarms attached to six dif- A quarrel that started at Williamsburg’s A shot hit Williamsburg resident Richard 12 as he was waiting at the cor- Once he was on solid ground The victim told police that he $28,000 in notes to himself, cops ferent phones before calmly walk- famed “Festa del Giglio” left a 22-year-old Duran in the face, and the gunmen — who ner of Sands and Adams streets in in the establishment between Wil- was standing on the corner of 24th said. ing out the front door. man dead on July 12. onlookers suspect were gang members — DUMBO. One thug asked him for loughby and Myrtle avenues, the Avenue and 65th Street at around The church, which is between The argument began at the Our Lady of sprinted off. Third and Fourth venues at the Electroheist But the vicious crooks didn’t stay away for the time — it was just before 8 pm burglar reportedly took $300 and 4 pm when one of the suspects Mount Carmel Feast — a 121-year-old Italian iPod before escaping via the ca- corner of Denton Place, discov- Someone broke into a 68th long. — but the man walked away. pulled up in a white sedan and street fair and celebration that famously fea- That’s when one thug punched ble to the roof. ered the dastardly crime on July Street house on July 13 and stole “One of the people who was with the asked him if he wanted to work tures a procession of men who lug a five-ton, the victim in the back of the head Fast and furious for a construction company. 11, but the thefts date back to electronics. shooter came back and picked up an orange and another demanded money When the victim refused, the June 23, cops said. The church The 34-year-owner of the five-story tower down Havemeyer Street. cone and threw it at the head of the kid A man shot another man he’d secretary said she figured out the home, which is between Fourth But by 12:30 am, the altercation had moved and a phone. been arguing with outside a fast perp got out of the car and ripped who was shot,” a witness said. “It missed his The victim did not ignore that re- the victim’s necklace off of his crime from the cancelled checks and Fifth avenues, told police that to an MTA bus depot at the corner of Roe- head by about a foot.” food restaurant on Myrtle Ave- — all of which were made out she left at around 7 pm. bling Street and Broadway, where two crowds quest, and the perps fled eastbound nue on July 11. neck, while a second perp slashed Police arrived on the scene, but not fast on Sands Street with their loot. the victim in the stomach. to “IMA Electronics.” When she returned just after of youths exchanged heated words, cops said. enough to catch the crooks, who fled on Roe- The victim’s girlfriend told midnight, she noticed that one of Get it, got it, gone police that her boyfriend and Snatched Get out there! “I heard a scuffle outside, there are kids bling. the side windows had been forced yelling back and forth at each other, and then Duran died of his injuries on Monday. Five punks beat and robbed a the shooter left the restaurant, It was a week of purse-snatch- Our friends at the 78th Precinct want YOU … to eat free food and open, and more than $1,400 worth 29-year-old man on State Street near the corner of Carlton Ave- ings in Bensonhurst: of gadgets was gone. on July 9. nue, to continue their verbal dis- • A woman left her bag in a enjoy activities at their annual The gang approached the pute at 10:15 pm. While inside cart at a Laundromat on 20th Av- “National Night Out” event on Cycle madness hull Hospital. 94TH PRECINCT Seventh streets, through a rear victim just after midnight as he the eatery, she heard a salvo of enue and Bath Avenue on July 6 at Aug. 5. The festivities begin with At least two motorcycles were Police nabbed the father and window between 9 am and 6:15 passed Nevins Street. One thug shots ring out on the street. She around 2 pm. When she reached a march to Grand Army Plaza stolen from neighborhood streets son suspected of taking part in Greenpoint-Williamsburg pm, cops said. grabbed the victim’s arms, an- called her boyfriend on his cell, for it several minutes later, its from the corner of Fifth Avenue in separate incidents this week. the assault, but the other three Once inside, the thieves and Sterling Place at 6 pm. Once Leonard St mug other yelled “Grab his stuff,” and he said he’d been hit and was contents were gone. In the first case, someone thugs remain on the lam. snatched a Nintendo DS, a Sony in the shadow of the famed arch, A thug shoved a 34-year-old while a third yanked his cell- en route to a hospital. • A wily woman nabbed a nabbed a chopper from 86th PSP, an Apple laptop, and Canon the precinct’s community affairs Face slice! man to the ground in a vicious phone out of his hand. Another Cropsey Avenue hair salon clerk’s Street on July 9. The 23-year- and Nikon cameras, then fled Street-fighting office will provide the fun, food Two thugs slashed a 40-year- mugging on July 11. through the front door, which thug punched the victim in the Two weapon-wielding ladies pocketbook on July 13 at around old owner said he parked the bike old man across the face as he The crook pushed his victim face with a closed fist, and then and games. For info, call (718) between First and Second ave- they left open. were injured and arrested in a 4:30 pm, from a store between 20th 636-6410. walked to the L train on July from behind, knocking him to the they all ran away. dust-up on Cambridge Place on Avenue and Bay 25th Street. nues at around 8 pm. When he 13. sidewalk on Leonard Street near Better off G Crack-berry July 8. Their donnybrook turned • Another clerk’s purse was returned less than 24 hours later, The crooks stabbed the man Nassau Avenue at around 11:35 It was a bad week to own a in an armed exchange between swiped at a bodega on Bath Ave- 77TH PRECINCT the vehicle was missing. on the right cheek at the corner pm. The crook grabbed his vic- car in Greenpoint: Cops arrested two teenag- Then, on July 10, two suspects ers after they attacked a young Gates and Putnam avenues at 4:30 nue between Bay 26th Street and Prospect Heights of Johnson and Stewart avenues tim’s backpack and ran off with • Thieves stole a Chevy Sil- pm, with each gladiator brandish- Bay Parkway on July 10 at 8 pm. stole a motorbike from a Shore at around 10 pm. his umbrella, a map, a Nokia cell- verado from the corner of Nor- DUMBO woman on July 13 as PM snatch Road garage. The 64-year-old vic- she walked home from work. ing an unidentified weapon. • A man told cops that his wife’s With the victim incapacitated, phone, a book, and $55. man Avenue and Diamond Street. purse was filched from his car on A teen hoodlum swiped a wom- tim told cops that he’d parked his the thugs pilfered his wallet and The crooks hotwired the truck The 8:30 pm attack, at the Out at home an’s bag as she walked on Eastern $6,500 motorcycle in his garage Bag grab southeast corner of Red Cross Bay 37th Street as he dropped off took $150. between 5 pm on July 2 and 5 An armed man robbed another his daughter at her mother’s house Parkway near the Botanic Garden just before 4 pm. When he went A Good Samaritan got robbed pm on July 6, and drove off in Place and Adams Street, oc- man at gunpoint outside his front on July 14 — but the perp didn’t to check on it three days later, Friends when she gave directions to pass- curred just after the woman ex- on July 12 at around 10 pm. the gray pickup truck. door on South Portland Avenue get far with his ill-gotten booty. it was gone from the spot near Seven hoodlums punched and ersby on July 6. ited the High Street train station • A car thief stole a Toyota on July 11. Jumped The 23-year-old victim told 72nd Street. — Emily Lavin kicked a former friend on July The victim was dining at a Tacoma from a Greenpoint Ave- using the less-busy turnstiles near Seconds after taking a taxi home Four brutes teamed up on a cops that she was near Underhill 11, snatching his cellphone. Bedford Avenue eatery at around the city’s Office of Emergency nue spot while the truck’s driver at 4:40 am — the safe way to travel man on Bay Parkway, sending Avenue at around 12:30 pm when 90TH PRECINCT The hooligans confronted their 5 pm, when four strangers asked was at work. The crook hotwired Management headquarters. One late at night — the victim was held him to a hospital on July 11. a man rushed up, punched her 17-year-old victim as he walked for directions. punk grabbed her while his ac- the car, which was parked at the up on his doorstep, between Han- The victim was walking past left arm and grabbed her purse, Williamsburg-Bushwick past the corner of Leonard and When she turned to help the pass- corner of Jewel Street, between complice punched her in the face son Place and Atlantic Avenue, by 86th Street at 3:15 pm when the which contained her wallet, cell- Powers streets at around 3 pm, ersby, someone snatched her pock- 9:45 am on July 7 and 7:30 pm and snatched her Blackberry. The Machete attack! a man with a pistol. four perps jumped out of a gray phone, and keys. knocking him to the ground with etbook from the table. The crooks on July 8. The thief didn’t just kids — ages 12 and 13 — then A gang of hoodlums — two The 18-year-old victim re- minivan and punched him in his He was arrested later that punches and kicks. got away with the victim’s $81 Met- get the tan truck — he also got ran toward the Farragut Hous- of them armed with machetes ported losing $750, an iPod, face repeatedly, breaking two of his day. The onetime pals stole the vic- rocard, sunglasses case, and $36, a camera and some clothing that ing projects where cops found — hacked a 19-year-old and a tim’s Motorola cellphone and fled silver chain, cellphone, watch teeth and bloodying his nose. 26-year-old on South Third Street and then used her credit card to was left in the cab. and arrested them. Park ’n’ bye on Leonard Street toward Met- and assorted credit and bank- on July 12. purchase a $45 Metrocard. • Crooks pilfered a firefight- The victim was sent to Long ing cards. Bike battle A thief stole a car that had ropolitan Avenue. Three two-wheeled bandits The villains, who hid their Bag snatch er’s Dodge Caravan overnight on Island College Hospital where been parked on Underhill Ave- July 9. The thieves got into the Picks up spare robbed a man on 18th Avenue faces behind tee-shirts, marched Cell snatch A crook stole a 23-year-old she was treated for nose and face nue on July 11, cops said. car between 6 pm and 7:45 the injuries. Villains looted a Waverly Av- and 62nd Street on July 9. The 43-year-old owner said down the quiet block between A crook stole a Blackberry woman’s purse while she used enue apartment on July 11 and The victim told police that he Berry Street and Bedford Ave- from a teen on a scooter on July next morning by prying open the he had parked the Ford Explorer the bathroom at a Union Ave- seal on the passenger side window. Clean break the three roommates suspect their was walking home at around 5:40 at around midnight near Grand nue en masse at around 1:45 am, 12. nue bar on July 13. At least two burglars broke less than stellar security proto- am when he saw the three teen- calling for their target — a man The thief approached his Once inside the truck, which was Army Plaza. When he returned The thief grabbed the bag at parked near McGuinness Bou- into construction sites this week, col did themselves in. aged perps riding in his direc- the next morning, it was gone. named Melvin — to reveal him- 15-year-old victim who was rid- around 2:50 am, escaping from and both made off with expen- The two men and one women tion. He began to run away, but the self, the Daily News reported. ing the scooter with his 16-year- levard, the crooks grabbed the No evidence, such as broken the bar, which is at the corner of fireman’s courtesy badge, wal- sive goods. Here’s a round-up: who live together between Park and roaming bikers caught up to him, When the bladed bad guys — old cousin at the corner of Throop glass, was found. Richardson Street, with the vic- let, phone charger, IDs, gift cer- • A burglar kicked in a wooden Myrtle avenues, told police they kicked him to the ground, and who witnesses said were part of Avenue and Wallabout Street, at tim’s purse, cellphone, keys, and tificates, bankcards, and Oakley fence surrounding a Boerum Hill were not home from 10:20 am un- took his necklace and $240. Crook on wheels the Trinitarios gang — couldn’t around 4:45 pm. credit cards. restaurant that is undergoing ren- til 4:15 pm, at which point the first A two-wheeled marauder find their target, the thugs at- “Do you know where Tompkins sunglasses. The thieves also re- ovations on July 6. person home realized the apart- Un-safe swiftly got hold of a lady’s purse tacked two men who were hang- Avenue is?” the crook asked. Dropped call moved the truck’s air conditioner, • A burglar sneaked into an- ment had been burglarized. A perp broke into a home on Prospect Place on July 12. ing out in front of a shop. As the teens pondered their re- A crook interrupted a 12-year- stereo, and GPS navigation sys- other Boerum Hill construction It wasn’t hard for the culprit to on West Fourth Street between The 23-year-old woman told The heartless hooligan fled af- sponse, the thief yanked the driv- old girl’s phone call when he stole tem. site overnight on July 10, stealing steal a laptop, a variety of watches avnues S and T and took more cops that she was near Underhill ter stabbing and slashing the vic- er’s cellphone from his waistband her Sidekick from her hands in • A crook stole a Honda Ele- more than $2,000 worth of equip- and pieces of jewelry because the than $5,000 on July 10 at around Avenue at around 2 am after a tims, who were treated at Wood- clip. The victim tried to push his McCarren Park on July 6. ment that was idling on Calyer ment and tools, on Dean Street trio kept its spare set of keys in 9:30 pm. night on the town. The crook, be- hull Hospital and are expected assailant away, but the thug was The thief — who wore a black Street on July 11. The thief hopped near Nevins Street. the mailbox outside, and the hatch Mom always said lieved to be 17, simply passed by to survive, cops said. able to grab the phone and flee. shirt, black shoes, and had his in the car, which was left running to the roof was unlocked as was on his wheels and grabbed her Cops recovered the case, but black hair gelled up and dyed between Moultrie and Humboldt Gone forever Two thieves preyed on the kind- Like father… the door to their apartment. bag, which contained her bank the Blackberry is still missing. partly blonde — grabbed the streets, at around 8:05 am and Two perps beat up a young ness of an elderly woman when cards, cellphone, and keys. Five thugs — including a father phone from the girl’s fingers drove off, escaping with the car woman in Boerum Hill on July Auto burg they broke into a 79th Street house and his son — beat and blood- Apple picking at around 4 pm, then sprinted and an EZ Pass. 6 as she was walking home along A hooligan stole a bevy of on July 9. Won’t back down ied a 48-year-old man after an A burglar broke into a South south on Lorimer Street towards • A quick-acting crook snatched argument on July 11, cops said. State Street. electronic goodies inside a parked The 84-year-old woman, who It was a case of ’n’ First Street apartment on July 12 Meeker Avenue. a handbag from an unlocked car The 25-year-old Brooklyn commercial car on Ashland Place lives near 23rd Avenue, was chat- run. The pugilists started the brawl and snatched two laptops. parked on Wythe Avenue on July Heights woman was walking near on July 12. ting with a female perp when the A Bergen Street man watched at around 7:30 pm, punching, The thief got into a 34-year-old Losing games 11. The thief struck between Bond Street just before 10 pm The owner told police she left victim’s daughter became suspicious in horror as a lousy parallel parker kicking and clubbing the victim woman’s apartment through an Thieves broke into a gamer’s 8:45 pm and 9:10 pm, grabbing when one thug shoved her to the her car from 2 to 4:15 pm between and approached the young woman. smashed his green Chevy and with a baseball bat on Manhat- open window between 7:30 am Bedford Avenue apartment on the purse from the car, which ground as the other grabbed her Willoughby Street and DeKalb The perp then yelled towards her then drove off before the owner tan Avenue between Seigel and and 12:30 pm, cops said. Once in- July 8 and swiped videogame was between North Third and cellphone and purse. The perps Avenue. When she returned, she partner, who had been hiding in- could negotiate a settlement. McKibben streets. The vicious side, the burglar grabbed the com- consoles. North Fourth streets. The crook said nothing during the attack, found a thief had broken the pas- side the house, and ran off. The July 10 incident was near assault left the victim with a bro- puters and fled from the apart- The crooks climbed the fire es- got away with the victim’s iPod, and quickly fled. senger-side window. Nothing was taken. 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By Mike McLaughlin chasing and retrofitting carts, Brooklyn Paper that her father The Brooklyn Paper combined with half a season of spent $45,000 to $50,000 to to Believe The beloved Latino food lost sales, have sent many ven- ready his cart for Mexican treats stalls of Red Hook Park will dors deep into the red. In fact, like tacos and huaraches. with Rabbi Aaron L. Raskin return to their traditional haunt three food vendors have said “We’re out three months of How did the world come into being? Is there prophecy today? this weekend — and the grand they won’t bother to return. work,” Martinez said, whose re-opening couldn’t come a mo- “The losses are major,” said cart will also return. Who wrote the Torah? Why do good people suffer? What is Moshiach? ment too soon for vendors, who Marcos Lainez, whose Salva- Part of the delay for sev- These questions and others will be explored in our upcoming course, doran papusa cart will be back have racked up thousands of eral of the vendors came from “Permission to Believe,” which endeavors to answer these questions through this weekend. “It’s going to take a Queens repairman who took dollars in debt to comply with at least two and a half years to the 13 principles of faith, as outlined by the Rambam/Maimonides.

Graham Letorney Graham many weeks longer than prom- tightened city regulations. recover all the money we have ised to bring their mobile units At least six of the 13 mer- lost.” in compliance with the newly Monday Evenings, 8 – 9 pm chants who tend the stands that Lainez shelled out $35,000 to tightened city requirements. have sold an eclectic range of get a legal stand and upgrade it, The city’s stricter supervision Aug. 4 G-d is the Creator and Ruler of all things. Pan-American edibles since and is rushing to get last-min- of the vendors was also at the Aug. 11 G-d is One. 1974 will open on Saturday ute repairs made so he can pass root of the problem. Last June, G-d does not have a body ... Nothing resembles Him. for the first time this year — The Brooklyn Paper file / a city inspection to start selling the Parks Department decided Aug. 18 almost three months later than Last year, food vendors at Red Hook Park were allowed to the bean–and–cheese filled tor- to stop issuing annual permits Aug. 25 G-d is first and last. normal. dish out grub, but a city rule change delayed their reopen- tillas this weekend. to the vendors and forced them Sept. 8 We pray only to G-d. Pamela Martinez told The The financial costs of pur- ing until this weekend. to go through an open bidding Sept. 15 All the words of the prophets are true. process, despite having served their jugos, tacos and ceviches Sept. 22 The prophecy of Moses is absolutely true. for adoring crowds (including Oct. 6 The entire Torah was given to Moses. Sen. Charles “Chimichanga Oct. 20 Torah will not be changed, and no other will be given by G-d. Evicted! Soft-serve man who took Chuck” Schumer) for decades Oct. 27 G-d knows all of man’s deeds and thoughts. with little oversight from the Nov. 3 G-d rewards those who keep His commandments and punishes those city. who transgress Him. The Parks Department deci- sion led to stepped-up Health Nov. 10 Moshiach will come, and I will await His coming every day. over tourist attraction is booted Department inspections of the Nov. 17 The dead will return to life when G-d wills it to happen. site, which found violations in By Sarah Portlock Tricky thing is, Rendazzo thing the area has to offer,” he porter): pollution and idling. the food stands. The depart- To prepare for this course, please read “Maimonides Principle: Fundamentals of The Brooklyn Paper said he wasn’t even making that said. “We will certainly look “If visible smoke is coming ment was on the verge of shut- Jewish Faith” by Aryeh Kaplan. Available on Amazon.com and other online bookstores. A smoke-belching soft ice- much money. into this matter to determine out, [the truck] can be issued ting down the market, but backed cream truck that had comman- ”It’s over-rated here. There is if the location of the vendor is a violation,” said Department off when public outrage — led !LLAREWELCOMEs.OKNOWLEDGEOF(EBREWNECESSARYs&REETOALL deered the city’s much-bally- a lot of tourists, but they have appropriate and whether any of Environmental Protection by Schumer and other outraged hooed $1.5-million tourism their minds on other things than changes need to be made.” spokesman Michael Saucier. foodies — reached a fevered gateway at the Brooklyn Bridge ice cream, like the [New York Rendazzo’s truck was not Regardless of whether the pitch. City] Waterfalls [exhibit on the only in violation of the “No truck’s engine is running or Finally, in March, the ven- Congregation B’nai Avraham footpath has been booted by East River],” Rendazzo said. cops — who vowed to ticket standing” rule, but at least two the exhaust is just from a re- dors were told they had won the 117 Remsen Street, Brooklyn Heights When a Brooklyn Paper re- other city ordinances (three, if frigeration unit, heavy-duty right to return to the park, but its owner if he ever parks there porter approached Rendazzo last   XsRAVRASKIN AOLCOMsWWWBNAIAVRAHAMCOM again. you count his obscenity yelled trucks are not allowed to idle their return had been tied up in week and asked if he’s ever had in public at a Brooklyn Paper re- for more than five minutes. bureaucracy since then. Ice cream man Tony Rendazzo any problems or complaints with angered DUMBO workers and his exhaust, Rendazzo, curtly residents by parking his exhaust- replied, “No,” adding, “We are spewing truck under the bridge done talking here.” at the corner of Washington and He quickly drove away. Prospect streets — weeks af- Moments later, as the reporter ter a cornucopia of elected of- chatted with a pedestrian about ficials cheered the unveiling the exhaust, Rendazzo drove by of their tourist-friendly sig- and screamed, “You’re talking nage and lighting at the fabled s–t about me.” span’s hard-to-find footpath. If so, The Brooklyn Paper Hours after The Brooklyn Pa- wasn’t alone. Locals and work- per broke the smoke-filled story ers in DUMBO were increas- on its Web site on Wednesday, ingly annoyed by the truck. an officer from the 84th Precinct “He parks under the bridge “sternly warned” Rendazzo that all the time,” said Monica, who his truck was in a “No standing” works in DUMBO, but declined zone. Now Rendazzo parks in to give her last name. “It’s envi- a legal area nearby — but cops ronmentally unsafe. It’s louder are onto him. than just walking under the “If [the public] sees him un- bridge.” der the bridge in the next week, Even the hot dog vendor [they should] call [the 84th Pre- who parks his cart steps away cinct] because he’s going to get from Rendazzo complained of At 37 mpg, gas starts to look a ticket if he doesn’t get out of the omnipresent smoke. there,” said a cop involved in “He sits here for one hour, two the eviction. “He shouldn’t be hours, but the smoke is always like a pretty good deal. there anymore at all.” there,” said the vendor, Ehab. Until Wednesday, Rendazzo Oddly, given the growing out- had ignored repeated complaints rage, local officials and commu- about the scratchy throats and nity leaders didn’t do anything * watery eyes that his smoke in- to discourage the piecemeal dis- 37 highway/28 city MPG duces on passers-by. figurement of their $1.5-million Rendazzo said he chose the renovation. † spot because the city’s lighting The DUMBO Improvement 5-Star Crash Rating and map project has served its District, which led the “way- purpose: attracting tourists and finder” project, said earlier ** would-be customers. this week that it would con- Starting at $18,700 sider studying the issue. “We are always concerned how [the bridge overpass] looks and how it feels to those pass- ing through,” said Kate Kerri- gan, the Improvement District’s executive director. Borough President Markow- itz, who also celebrated his role in creating the map and lighting scheme at the unveiling, said his office was not aware of the prob-

Michael Lipkin Michael lem until The Brooklyn Paper alerted him to the situation. Markowitz’s mouthpiece, Mark Zustovich, said the of- fice investigated and called the cops. The Brooklyn Paper / “The new signage and lighting Tony Rendazzo, who parked that directs visitors to our beau- his ice cream truck under tiful Brooklyn Bridge should a Brooklyn Bridge over- be in clear view and accessible pass, has moved across the to anyone who needs more in- street. formation on exploring every-

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Coney Island’s “Summer of Hope” has gone gleaming, year-round destination with a new (718) 768–0528 www.stjme.org theme park and entertainment options like bowl- riously,” said Edna Russman, and reported on more than from sizzler to fizzler. a curator who began doubt- 30 years ago, and since that ELCA — Reconciling in Christ Although developer Joe Sitt promised new ing alleys, arcades and movies theaters, as well as hotels and restaurants, though the developer ing their origins about four time they have not been ex- Sunday Worship 11:00 rides and attractions through Labor Day, one years ago. Rev. David C. Parsons hibited,” J. Michael Padgett, A31- 28 ride operator and the petting zoo have already and Hizzoner are far apart on the details. Meanwhile at Coney Island itself, life, amuse- One of the most exquisite a Princeton curator told The pulled out — and now several more of the 11 ments and freak-shooting go on as they have forgeries was a large sculp- New York Sun. 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#FIJOEUIFSPQFT "35 Bushwick filmmaker tells story behind the making of ‘Doorman’ By Kate Ray 1BSLBSU for The Brooklyn Paper There are always plenty of strange things to gawk n Monday night, Trevor W. was the talk of at in Empire-Fulton Ferry State Park, but beginning the party. The tall, attractive socialite, of Sunday, a collection of 30 new sculptures will be un- ambiguous sexual orientation and a lurid veiled by the Brooklyn Waterfront Artists Coalition. 0 Titled “Relative Environment,” the show features fashion sense, was sought after by Manhattan nightlife queen Amy Sacco, actor-model Fab- artwork that uses natural materials. Some blend into rizio Brienza, “Lipstick Jungle’s” Lindsay Price, their natural setting, and and members of Kulu and the Brazilian Girls. some — like Jeff Mohr and But Trevor W. isn’t real. Seth Hoecher’s sculpture, He’s the star of Wayne Price’s fictional docu- which features seeds native mentary, “The Doorman,” which traces the suc- to Brooklyn for the public Jeff Bachner to take home with them — cess and subsequent fall of a shallow, high-flying Jeff Bachner doorman for New York City’s hottest clubs. encourage visitors to inter- The film, which opened Friday in Manhattan act with nature. theaters, was shot on location at clubs in Man- “We’re looking for work

hattan, Los Angeles and Las Vegas, and fea- that integrates into the nat- The Brooklyn Paper / tures cameos by many boldfaced names, like ural space and the setting of legendary filmmaker Peter Bogdanovich (“The The Brooklyn Paper / the park,” said co-curator Tyrome Tripoli. “It’s work that Last Picture Show”), producer Brian Devine He learned early on that “quick-talking and pertains to the environment in some way. (“Flannel Pajamas”), “Queer Eye” host Thom name-dropping” were the only ways to get “Part of the problem with humans is that we think Filicia, Miss Universe (er, 2001) Denise Qui- where he wanted to go, and said that those we can save the environment, but we’re really just sav- nones, and many others. experiences shaped his vision for the film. ing ourselves. I think it’s a great theme; every year The film is part-“Borat,” part-“Zoolander,” as But these days, neither Price nor Akoskin as- should have this theme.” it follows its hapless hero through the star-stud- pires to be part of the New York club scene. “Relative Environment” is on display June 20 — with ded, status-hungry New York nightlife scene. “Honestly, I don’t go out to clubs all that an opening reception featuring live music from noon to 6 While “The Doorman” is meant to be a much,” Price admitted. “I go to really low- pm — through Sept. 7 in Empire-Fulton Ferry State Park satire, the world that it portrays isn’t that far key bars or go see music.” (enter park at Main and Plymouth streets in DUMBO). Ad- off the mark. In Brooklyn, Price said he likes Williams- mission is free. The parks are open daily, from 8:30 am “New York City represents a place that peo- burg’s Marlow & Sons, Diner and Union Pool, to 8:30 pm. For information, call (718) 596-2507 or visit ple go to. Just getting behind the velvet rope, and that Greenpoint’s Studio B is about the www.bwac.org. — Adam Rathe just being a part of the scene, there’s some- closest he gets to a real club. thing about it that everyone wants to be part “There’s more of a laid-back mentality to of,” said Price, 31, a Bushwick resident. Brooklyn,” Price said, which is why his film Price came up with the idea of “The Door- is set in Manhattan instead. man” with his roommate Lucas Akoskin, who Giganitc Pictures / Robert Curran “I would have loved to film at a Brooklyn 5063 World on a string (bikini): Bushwick actor Lucas Akoskin stars as powerful gate- plays the infamous Trevor W. in the film. club, but there are not that many that have a The two were working on “a more serious” keeper Trevor W in the new film “The Doorman.” (Above right) On Monday in Man- doorman or even a concept of one,” he said. film about the political situation of Akoskin’s hattan, Bushwick writer-director Wayne Price (left) greets photographers at the New “It’s sort of against what Brooklyn is. People native Argentina and wrote the script for “The York premiere of his comedy with actor-model Fabrizio Brienza. in Brooklyn like that it isn’t Manhattan.” Doorman” “in one afternoon, just to amuse And even though the film shows more of the 4FFJOH(SFFOF ourselves,” recalled Price. more generally about the aura of power and by some idiot who’s in a position of power,” Manhattan side of New York City, he expects The first-time filmmaker said they liked exclusivity that surrounds our cultural elite. Price added, with enough vehemence to sug- that Brooklynites will appreciate it, too. On July 27, Fort Greene locals will have the chance the idea that the key to power could be held by “It’s not a movie about the club scene,” Price gest that he knows that feeling all too well. “People in Brooklyn, especially, tend to be to become better acquainted with the history behind a superficial, narcissistic social climber who said. “It’s about a gatekeeper, about the person Price grew up in Long Island, and said that more critical and more thinking people, so I their picturesque neighborhood. is “just so innocent when he’s trying to be on who barred your entrance from somewhere like other teenagers in the ’burbs, he was “al- think they’ll have a great time,” said Price. “I On that day, Fort Greene will be the sole focus of top of his game that he’s sort of endearing.” you want to be. ways fascinated by the city,” and went to Man- hope that people will take the time to cross the a Big Onion Walking Tour. Speckled with historical By making a film about the absurdities of “Everyone knows the feeling of being told hattan on weekends to try to gain entrance to river and go see [‘The Doorman’], because I tidbits on everything from stops on the Underground New York nightlife, they also wanted to speak ‘no,’ or being judged by what you’re wearing concerts, clubs and parties. really think they’ll enjoy it.” Railroad to the begin- nings of The Pratt Insti- tute, the tour was borne “But when I got into rehears- from a Brooklyn Neigh- als and hadn’t covered general borhood Tourism Initiative blocking, and I did not know Contest sponsored by the what to do — I started taking les- Brooklyn Economic De- sons during my lunch break and velopment Corporation. finally, by the time we started “[Fort Greene] lends it- previews, I felt really confident. self perfectly to the breed of -PWFBOETLBUF the tours we offer,” said Seth I told the director that I proba- bly wouldn’t think about acting Kamil, president of Big On- Bensonhurst native rolls onto B’way until a month into the rehears- ion. “It’s rich with cultural, literary and architectural re- By Adam Rathe came to strap on skates for “They put me in roller-skating als, because all I could think cord.” Tours, which are generally two hours, begin under the The Brooklyn Paper “,” the Broadway pro- lessons for three hours a week about was what which foot to large, red Brooklyn Academy of Music sign (pictured). duction in which she plays the for a month before we started. stop with.” Big Onion Walking Tours’ “Historic Fort Greene rowing up in Benson- lead role of Kira, it wasn’t so I learned how to skate back- Butler began her professional Tour” will meet at 1 pm on July 27 at the intersection hurst, actress Kerry But- easy anymore. wards, and I thought I was re- career early, starring in commer- of Flatbush and Lafayette avenues in Fort Greene. Tick- Look out: “Xanadu” star Kerry Butler roller-skated over obstacles ( ler roller-skated like any “Being on skates is really ally good, but was nowhere near cials for laundry detergent and ets are $15. For information, call (212) 439-1090 or visit to marquee billing. other kid, but when the time hard,” Butler told GO Brooklyn. professional. See BUTLER on page 10 www.bigonion.com. — Jason Brown

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This year’s theme and Maria “The teach fearless foodies is “Beach Blanket Ice Cream Girl” val hits Coney Island In director Jack Arnold’s how to hack up a hog, Bingo.” Enjoy cocktails, Campanella will today, bringing top-tier 1959 war comedy, “The and each attendee will hors d’oeuvres, danc- host the second bands like Stephen Mouse that Roared” — leave with 6 to 8 pounds ing, electric boat rides Malkmus (pictured) and to be screened out- annual “Brooklyn Ice of ready-to-cook pig. and a silent auction. the Jicks, Broken Social doors ar the Slope’s Old Cream Eating Contest.” Scene and Parts and 6:30 pm. The Brooklyn Kit- Stone House — Peter 7:30 pm. Prospect Park Boat- While it gives us a brain Labor to the borough chen (616 Lorimer St. at Skill- Sellers (pictured) plays house (enter park at Lincoln freeze just thinking for an all-day rock ex- man Avenue in Williamsburg). three roles, all of which Road and Ocean Avenue). about it, the lucky win- $75. For information, call $75 and up. For information, travaganza. And unlike are plotting on behalf of ner will pocket a $200 a crowded rock show in (718) 389-2982 or visit www. call (718) 965-8951 or visit thebrooklynkitchen.com. the world’s smallest na- www.prospectpark.org. gift certificate to Ma- a club, when you over- tion to go to war with rina Ice Cream Depot heat here, a dip in the the United States. in Midwood — and ocean is just steps that’s pretty cool. away. 8:30 pm. The Old Stone House (Fifth Avenue 1 pm. Beach at Kings- Noon-9 pm. West 10th between Third and Fourth borough Community Col- Street and Surf Avenue in Streets in Park Slope). Free. lege (2001 Oriental Blvd. at Coney Island. Free. For infor- For information, call (718) Quentin Street in Manhattan mation, visit www.myspace. 768-3195 or visit www. Beach). $20. For information, com/siren_festival. theoldstonehouse.org. call (917) 578-6374. NINE DAYS IN BROOKLYN Compiled by Susan Rosenthal Jay BARGEMUSIC: All 32 piano sonatas of SAT, JULY 19 Beet hoven. Pianist Steven Beck per- forms. $40, $15 students. 4 pm. Fulton OUTDOORS Ferry Landing, Old Fulton Street at the BIRDING: 8 am. Salt Marsh Center, 3302 East River. (718) 624-2083. Ave. U. Call 311 and ask for the Urban AFRO JAZZ: Vocalist Nathis performs live. (-0#"-3):5).4( Park Rangers. Àii° 6 pm to 8 pm. Tamboril Restaurant, 527 )*&+*ACCORDION DREAMS OPEN PADDLE: Row the boat. 9 am to noon. Myrtle Ave. (718) 622-5130. Àii° Paerdegat Basin, foot of Avenue N. (718) ACROBATIC DANCE: Portuguese chore- 241-3683. www.sebagocanoeclub.org. ographer Rui Horta presents the acrobat Àii° Joao P. Pereira Dos Santos in “Contigo,” #"-,"/.&9*$"/ VICTORIAN BROOKLYN WALK: Native a gravity defying performance. 7 pm. New Yorker Tours takes a walk around South Oxford Park, 138 S. Oxford St. Saturday, July 19th at 7:30 p.m. Brooklyn Heights. $15. 11 am. Meet at www.joyce.org. Àii° Brooklyn Borough Hall, Court Street at OTHER SLAVIC SOUL PARTY! with Pistolera Remsen Street. (917) 803-8551. WILDMAN TOUR: Naturalist and author INDIE MARKET: offers handmade items. 11 Pistolera with Wildman Steve Brill hosts a Wild Food am to 7 pm. Smith Street between Union Slavic Soul Party and Ecology Tour of Prospect Park. $15, and President streets. (347) 407-1187. $10 kids. 11:45 am. Meet at Prospect  -/ÊÓään\ Our Lady of Mount Carmel #3";*-*"/ Park’s Grand Army Plaza entrance. (914) and Saint Paulinus of Nola host their 835-2153. 121st annual event featuring music, en- &"45"'3*$"/ WALK: Explore Owl’s Head Park. 1 pm. tertainment, activities for kids and more. Meet at the Park House near Colonial Av- 1 pm to 6 pm. Also, annual dancing of Saturday,S July 26th at 7:30 p.m. enue. Call 311 and ask for the Urban Park the 180-foot tall “Giglio” and boat. 1 pm. Rangers. Àii° 275 N. Eighth St. (718) 384-0223. ROBRO CURTO’S SANFONA PROJECT CANOE: Paddle the Gowanus. 1 pm to 5 pm. PIG OUT: Third Ward hosts a pig roast and Gowanus Dredgers Canoe Club, Second dance party. 4 pm to 9 pm. 195 Morgan with Sounds of Taraab Street Dock. www.gowanuscanal.org. Ave. $6 per plate. (347) 223-5954. FREEBIRD BOOKS: presents a Shake- BALL GAME: Brooklyn Cyclones play the SI speare crawl through Red Hook with Jess Yankees. $7 to $15. 5 pm. Keyspan Park, Winfield. He attempts to set the world’s 1904 Surf Ave. (718) 449-8497. ENJOY CONCERTS & PERFORMACES record for most Shakespeare plays per- Seaside saunter: Dancers like Nasty Canasta (pictured) will compete for WINE TASTING: Noon to 9 pm. See Sat., AT KINGSBOROUGH ALL YEAR ROUND! formed solo in Brooklyn in a single day. the title of “Miss Pinchbottom” on Thursday, July 24 at Sideshows by the July 19. CallCa 718-368-5596 for our free 2008-09 season brochure. Meet at Manhattan Pier 11 for the free Ikea water taxi to Brooklyn. 2 pm. The Seashore in Coney Island. MON, JULY 21 Every ticket $10 or less! first Red Hook performance will be at Van Dyke and Dwight streets, in front of Rocky MLK CONCERT SERIES: presents the 26th Rob Curto’s Sanfona Project with Joao P. Pereira Dos Santos in “Contigo,” men and radioactive chicken. $9. 8 pm. Sounds of Taraab Sullivan’s bar, at 2:30 pm. (718) 643-8484. Annual Martin Luther King Jr. Concert a gravity defying performance. 7 pm. Old American Can Factory, 232 Third St. Series. Tonight: John Legend. 7:30 pm. PERFORMANCE South Oxford Park, 138 S. Oxford St. www.rooftopfilms.com. Wingate Field, Brooklyn Avenue and WORKSHOP: 10-week course: Singing for www.joyce.org. Àii° Winthrop Street. (718) 222-0600. Àii° OUTDOOR CONCERTS: NO TICKETS OR RESERVATIONS REQUIRED. the Actor. $180. 2 pm to 4 pm. Narrows OTHER SUN, JULY 20 Community Theater, 9738 Third Ave. TUES, JULY 22 CALL FOR A BROCHURE. FREE PARKING! OR TAKE THE B1 OR B49 BUS TO THE LAST STOP. (718) 482-3173. INDIE MARKET: offers handmade items. 11 OUTDOORS BROOKLYN MUSEUM: presents an after- am to 7 pm. Smith Street between Union NATURAL RECYCLERS: Discover how na- BUSINESS WORKSHOP: Church Avenue noon of summer jazz with tenor saxo- and President streets. (347) 407-1187. Merchants Business Association hosts a '+,%%)" !+*"**,((')+"&()+/(,$" ,&* )'% phonist John Ellis. 3 pm to 5 pm. 200 WINE TASTING: LeNell’s offers a talk about ture breaks down different materials. 1 pm. Fort Greene Visitor Center, on the talk: “How to Become a Licensed Child- ',&"$%& '%&"!")+!.')# "+/ ',&"$ Eastern Pkwy. (718) 638-5000. Àii° Verdejo, the grape that makes Spain’s care Provider.” 10 am to 1 pm. 884 Flat- &.')# "+/ ()+%&+'  ,$+,)$ ")* white wines. Noon to midnight. 416 Van hill near Myrtle Avenue and Washington *‡"*Ê*, \ ´”Spoken Word: The Park Entrance. Call 311 and ask for the bush Ave. (718) 282-2500. Àii° '+,%%)" !+*"& *')', !) 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He performs his live score to ROOFTOP FILM: “The Livelong Day.” Short ery, comedian Michael Showalter and business branch hosts: “How to Get  '3  63 the 1973 classic film: “Enter the Dra gon.” films about the weirder side of work: others. $3 suggested donation. 5 pm. Started in the Beauty Business.” 6 pm to $3 suggested donation. 7 pm. Prospect dancing dock hands, desperate CEOs, Prospect Park band shell, Prospect Park 7:30 pm. Brooklyn Public Library Business " Park bands hell, Prospect Park West at out-of-control operating system sales- West at Ninth Street. (718) 965-8999. Library, 280 Cadman Plaza West. (718) Ninth Street. (718) 965-8999. 797-0187. Àii° SLAVIC SOUL PARTY: Kingsborough Com- COOKING CLASS: Learn how to prepare munity College presents Pistolera, in Saisons Francaise with chef Shaya Klech- ...... a program of Balkan brass, Gypsy ac- evsky. $65. 6:30 pm to 9:30 pm. 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arrio,” a Spanish word meaning Jeff Bachner district or neighborhood, is an ¡ # apt name for restaurateur Spen- cer Rothschild’s (Calle Ocho, BLT Prime, Rain) two-month-old Park Slope eatery. Sitting on the Seventh Avenue corner that The Brooklyn Paper / previously housed Tempo Presto, the res- Salad days: Bartender Carlos Bap- taurant has been a local fixation from the tista (above) pours a green agave moment construction began, with neigh- margarita at Park Slope’s Barrio res- bors poking their heads in and chatting taurant. (At left) Chef Adrian Leon’s — or blogging — all about it. crab salad “sopes.” What’s really worth talking about, how- ever, is the food that chef Adrian Leon (Rosa Mexicano) is making. From the was actually a tasty, harmonious dish. start of a meal, when freshly made tor- The sweet bite of the onions offset the

tilla chips arrive at the table with a spicy Jeff Bachner creamy rice, and the plump sea creatures tomatillo salsa, it’s clear that this isn’t gave each bite a succulent, grilled flavor. just another Tex-Mex margarita joint. We made quick business of the shrimp, On a recent night, I was swiping those and were still picking at the squid rings chips through a pile of creamy guaca- after declaring how full we were. mole. The dip comes with warm torti- Feeling like I had gone just a bit too llas; the salt of the chips gave the avo- The Brooklyn Paper / far beyond the border, we opted to try cado a bit of a kick and was a nice foil — that gives outdoor dining enthusiasts dug into the main courses. just one dessert: a sweet “tres leches” to the sweet “Ultima del Barrio” marga- a perch from which to eat and observe. The “Puebla pork” came doused in cake with a handful of strawberries on rita I was sipping. The interior dining room has a defi- a peanut mole sauce, studded with bits top. The dish, a favorite in tiny Mexi- While a good guacamole shouldn’t be nite theme but doesn’t delve into kitsch. of Chihuahua cheese — a soft cow’s can bakeries and high-end eateries alike, overlooked, the real Designed by Roth- cheese — and accompanied by garlicky didn’t disappoint. It was milky and sug- star starter was a schild’s wife, Ju- sauteed spinach and a fluffy corn cake. ary, but not at all heavy, especially with plate of “sopes,” lie, the space fea- The dish was Bill Gates rich and could the strawberries adding a kiss of fresh fried corn cakes %*/*/( tures tiled floors, have used something crunchy and bright acidity. topped with a pile Barrio (210 Seventh Ave. at Third pink paint with a to cut the thick flavor of the meat and In putting together the restaurant, of crabmeat and Street in Park Slope) accepts Ameri- mural on the back peanut sauce, but each element succeeded Rothschild, a Park Sloper himself, has can Express, Discover, MasterCard drizzled with a and Visa. Entrees: $11.95-$18.95. wall, and exposed on its own. We cleaned the plate, mind clearly applied the lessons he’s learned spicy salsa. A plate The restaurant serves dinner daily beams on the ceil- you, and only after we smacked our lips from his Manhattan mega-restaurants. of these and a chilly and brunch on weekends. Nearest ing. The result is a did we wish for a bit of the hot pep- The servers are quick, knowledgeable subway: F train to Seventh Avenue. glass of tequila was For information, call (718) 965-4000 carefully planned per slaw that came with the crab appe- and friendly; water glasses never go as spot-on perfect or visit www.barriofoods.com. feeling of relax- tizer. empty and scraped plates are whisked for a summer night ation, and it does Another entree we split was the Yu- away before you know it. The dishes, as it gets. the trick. catan shrimp, a plate of grilled prawns too, are well designed — authentic yet When that summer night happens to After sharing a spirited spinach salad in cilantro-jalapeno marinade, topped accessible. be a cool one, Barrio boasts an oversized with red onion, tomato, “queso fresco” with pickled onions and placed on a bed Watching customers hug the hostess and terrace — covered in a can’t-miss orange cheese and crisp “chorizo” in jalapeno- of calamari-studded coconut rice. What servers wave to regulars proved that Bar- tent and festooned with Christmas lights mint vinaigrette, my dinner date and I sounds like a few too many ingredients rio is a welcome addition to our own.

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The booth also ac- Film Works presents “Democ- ond annual contest to benefit arts and crafts for children of The Brooklyn Paper / racy in Action,” an outdoor film cepts all major credit cards, while Times Ciro Patalano, diagnosed with the Urban Park Rangers. Àii° all ages. Noon to 5 pm. Fort Square still only accepts cash. 10 am to get first dibs on the “Legally cial assistance to theatrical works of ar- series. Today: “The Mouse That acute lymphocytic keukemia. OPEN PADDLE: Row the boat. 9 Greene Park, DeKalb and Roared.” 8:30 pm. Old Stone Contestants must sign up in ad- am to noon. Paerdegat Basin, Washington avenues. www. Because the show selection changes Blonde” tickets that were much coveted tistic merit and encourages diverse audi- House, JJ Byrne Park, Fifth vance. First prize is $200. $20. 1 foot of Avenue N. (718) 241- paintacrossamerica.org. Àii° throughout the day, the earlier opening by his daughters, Sasonah and Yonah. ences to attend live theater and dance in Avenue and Third Street. (718) pm. Kingsborough Community 3683. www.sebagocanoeclub. 768-3195. Àii° WRESTLING CHAMPIONSHIP: isn’t necessarily an advantage. “I was anticipating longer lines, re- all their venues, which is why the Brook- College, 2001 Oriental Blvd. org. Àii° Hundreds of men and women MCCARREN PARK POOL: “We have more shows [available for membering the [Times Square booth],” lyn location is important to them. (917) 578-6374. STREET SIGN SHOP: Visit New are bringing their biceps to bat- “Twelve Ophelias.” 8 pm. See SAILCOM RACE SERIES: Row the York City Transit’s Bergen Street purchase] in the afternoon,” explained said Huttenbach, who was buying from “We’re really stoked, we’re excited to Sat., July 26. tle, at the 26th Annual Kings- boat. 5:30 pm. Experienced sign shop and learn about sign boro’ Arm Wrestling Champi- Theatre Development Fund spokesman TKTS for the first time and was pleased be there, and excited to serve the commu- sailors only. Paerdegat Basin, production. $25, $20 museum onships. Contestants compete David LeShay. “A lot of the box offices with his experience, especially after he nity,” said LeShay. THURS, JULY 24 foot of Avenue N. (718) 241- members, $10 children ages 5 to for the title of “Brooklyn’s 3683. www.sebagocanoeclub. 17. 10 am to 2 pm. Boerum Place Strongest Arm” and for a place don’t open until 10 or so, and they may got his seven orchestra seats. TKTS Downtown Brooklyn is located at YOGA: 9 am. Bring your own mat. org. Àii° and Schermerhorn Street. (718) at the Empire State “Golden not want to make that decision [to offer LeShay said that TDF isn’t expecting 1 Metrotech Center on the corner of Jay Salt Marsh Center, 3302 Ave. U. BALL GAME: Brooklyn Cyclones 694-5100. Arm” tournament in November. Call 311 and ask for the Urban discounted tickets] until a little later.” as many crowds at Metrotech as Times Street and the Myrtle Street Promenade play the SI Yankees. $7 to $15. 7 WALK: Explore Fort Greene Park. 12:30 pm. Final matches at 3:30 in Downtown Brooklyn. The booth is open Park Rangers. Àii° pm. Post-game fireworks. Key- 1 pm. Meet at the Fort Greene pm. Coney Island Beach board- There certainly wasn’t much of a wait Square, because Times Square is mostly RHYTHM AND BLUES FEST: Out- span Park, 1904 Surf Ave. (718) Visitor Center on the hill near walk (between 10th and 12th when the booth opened for the first time on full of tourists and “in Metrotech, we’re Monday through Friday, from 11 am to 6 door concert series hosted by 449-8497. Myrtle Avenue and Washing- streets). (718) 544-4592. www. June 10 (pictured). At 11 am, only 13 peo- looking at a population of people who work pm, and accepts all major credit cards. For Brooklyn Academy of Music. RUM TASTING: at LeNell’s. 7 pm ton Park Entrance. Call 311 and nycarms.com. Àii° Today: Alice Smith sings soul. ple stood in line. in the area or live in the neighborhood.” information and to sign up for “TKTS To- to 9 pm. 416 Van Brunt St. (718) ask for the Urban Park Rangers. AUTHOR TALK: with Jane Cle- day,” a daily e-mail announcing the current Noon to 2 pm. Metrotech Com- 360-0838. Àii° Àii° land, author of “Antiques to Die Carroll Gardens resident Josh Hutten- TDF is a not-for-profit performing arts mons, corner of Flatbush and DRAGONFLIES AND DAMSEL for.” Brooklyn Public Library’s bach was first in the cue. He arrived at service organization that provides finan- offerings, visit www.tdf.org. — Kate Ray Myrtle avenues. (718) 636-4100. BARGEMUSIC: Classical music ‡ FLIES: 1 pm. Meet outside the Brooklyn Heights branch, 280 Àii° performance, with works by Grieg and Sibelius. $35, $20 Audubon Center, Prospect Park Cadman Plaza West. 1 pm. SUMMER CONCERT: The Cobble students. 8 pm. Fulton Ferry (enter park at Lincoln Road and (718) 623-7100. Àii° Hill Association hosts its seventh Landing, Old Fulton Street at Ocean Avenue). Call 311 and FREEBIRD BOOKS: presents a annual “Music in the Park” se- the East River. (718) 624-2083. ask for the Urban Park Rang- post-apocalyptic book club. ries. Tonight: Bustmenti plays CELEBRATE BROOKLYN: pres- ers. Àii° Discussion of Samuel Delany’s 5)&"5&3 Mexican music. 7 pm. Cobble “Dhalgren.” 6 pm. 123 Colum- Hill Park, Clinton Street between ents Music and Movies with The PERFORMANCE Philip Glass Ensemble: “Pow- bia St. (718) 643-8484. Àii° #65-&3 Kerry Butler can be seen in Verandah Place and Congress aqqatsi: Life in Transformation” SUMMER CONCERT: hosted ROOFTOP FILMS: “In a Dream,” “Xanadu” Tuesday through Saturday Street. www.cobblehillassocia- by Kingsborough College. Continued from page 7 tion.blogspot.com. Àii° with the Brooklyn Youth Chorus a film about art and love. $9. 8 at 8 pm and Sundays at 3 pm at the Tonight, “Global Rhythms,” Helen Hayes Theatre (240 W. 44th St. SEASIDE SUMMER CONCERT: and Marta Topferova. $3 sug- pm. Old American Can Factory, Dixie Cups at the age of 4. It was when gested donation. 8 pm. Pros- with Brazilian and East African 232 Third St. www.rooftop- at Eighth Avenue in Manhattan). Tick- presents Smokey Robinson with Grooves. 7:30 pm. 2001 Orien- she saw “” on the Great White Way ets are $51.25 - $111.25. For informa- Russell Thompkins Jr and the pect Park band shell, Prospect films.com. Park West at Ninth Street. (718) tal Blvd. (718) 368-6680. Àii° SUMMER SHOW: Brooklyn Wa- at age 9, though, that Butler was sure she tion, call (212) 239-6200 or visit www. New Stylistics. 7:30 pm. Asser xanaduonbroadway.com. Levy Park, West Fifth Street 965-8999. BARGEMUSIC: Classical music terfront Artists Coalition pres- wanted to be on stage. and Surf Avenue. (718) 222- ROOFTOP FILM: “Animation performance, with works by ents its summer exhibit: “Hot.” “My mom had taken me to do commer- 0600. Àii° Block Party,” some new ani- Grieg and Sibelius. $35, $20 Red Hook Pier, 499 Van Brunt students. 8 pm. Fulton Ferry cials, and I kept begging her to let me do it ropean tour of “Oklahoma!” as Ado An- MOVIES WITH A VIEW: The mated short films from around St. (718) 596-2506. Àii° the world. $9. 8 pm. Automo- Landing, Old Fulton Street at again,” said Butler. “But she wanted me to nie and, upon completing the tour, came Brooklyn Conservancy presents the East River. (718) 624-2083. “Wallace and Gromit: Curse of tive High School, 50 Bedford SUN, JULY 27 have a normal childhood, so she stopped back to New York and landed her first the Were Rabbit.” Movie is pre- Ave. www.rooftopfilms.com. MODERN DANCE: Human Land- scape Dance stages a perfor- — it’s a lot of work for the mother, too! Broadway role as Miss Jones in “Blood ceded by a short; also dj spins BURLESQUE ON THE BEACH: The Then, when I saw ‘Annie,’ she knew that Brothers.” and dinners for sale. 6 pm to 11 Great Fredini and Bambi perform mance of “Rituals of the First OUTDOORS AND TOURS pm. On the lawn of the Empire- a girlie revue, complete with Year,” a dance that explores a CRIMINALS COPS AND CAPERS: it was real for me.” From there, Butler’s star began to rise. Fulton Ferry State Park, Main bubble machine. Tonight: Fisher- father’s experience during the Learn about the most infamous Butler landed a gig — paid in ice cream, She played Eponine in “Les Miserables” and Plymouth streets. www. man’s Love Luau. $10. 10 pm. first year of his daughter’s life. crimes in NYC history. 1 pm. no less! — at a nightclub in Manhattan and Belle in “Beauty and the Beast,” origi- brooklynbridgepark.org. Àii° Fireworks precede the perfor- Noon to 2 pm. Oriental Pavilion, Fort Greene Visitor Center, on CANOE: Paddle the Gowanus. 6 mance. Coney Island Museum, Prospect Park (enter park at the hill near Myrtle Avenue and that featured a cast of singing children nated the role of Penny Pingleton in “Hair- pm to 8 pm. Gowanus Dredg- 1208 Surf Ave. (718) 372-5159. Lincoln Road and Ocean Avenu). Washington Park Entrance. Call (Sarah Jessica Parker was a previous cast spray,” and took the stage as Audrey in ers Canoe Club, Second Street www.hldance.org. Àii° 311 and ask for the Urban Park member). From there, she found an agent, “Little Shop of Horrors.” Dock. www.gowanuscanal.org SAT, JULY 26 CELEBRATE BROOKLYN: pres- Rangers. Àii° ents Ghostland Observatory, NIGHT HIKE: Search for bats, and set about building a career for her- These days, she not only straps on skates DISCOVERY TOUR: Enjoy a canoe self, taking on more commercials, and for her Tony-nominated performance in trip within the protected park OUTDOORS AND TOURS The Jealous Girlfriends and raccoons, opossums and night pier area. 6 pm to 8 pm. Second Bear Hands. $3 suggested herons. 7:30 pm. Salt Marsh participating in shows at Regina Pacis in “Xanadu” — which will feature Whoopi Street canal launch site at Smith BIRDING: 8 am. Salt Marsh Center, donation. 8 pm. Prospect Park Center, 3302 Ave. U. Call 311 Dyker Heights and Xaverian High School Goldberg as a guest star from July 29 through 3302 Ave. U. Call 311 and ask for band shell, Prospect Park West for info. Àii° Street. (718) 243-0849. Àii° in Bay Ridge, the flaxen-haired star told Sept. 7 — six nights a week, but plays a re- BALL GAME: Brooklyn Cyclones PERFORMANCE play the Vermont Lake Mon- GO Brooklyn, after snipping the ribbon curring role in “Cashmere Mafia,” a tele- sters. $7 to $15. 7 pm. Post- BARGEMUSIC: Classical music on the new TKTS discount theater ticket vision series about to enter its second sea- game fireworks. Keyspan Park, performance, with works by booth in Downtown Brooklyn’s Metro- son, and, in May, released “Faith, Trust & 1904 Surf Ave. (718) 449-8497. -*45:063&7&/5™ Shostakovich, Britten, Harald Genzmer, and Gershwin. $50, tech plaza on July 10. Pixie Dust,” her first album. EXHIBIT: ART New York Gallery To list your event in Nine Days In Brooklyn, please give us two weeks $25 students. 4 pm. Fulton Ferry Butler recalled landing parts on tele- It’s the on-stage work, however, that presents “Fishermen of Sheep- notice or more. Send your listing by e-mail: calendar@brooklynpaper. Landing, Old Fulton Street at the shead Bay.” 7 pm to 9 pm. 138 com; by mail: GO Brooklyn, The Brooklyn Paper, 55 Washington St., East River. (718) 624-2083. vision shows like “” and keeps Butler the busiest. S. Oxford St., third floor. (718) Suite 624, Brooklyn, NY 11201; or by fax: (718) 834-9278. Listings are free “Another World,” and she was so success- “[‘Xanadu’] is the hardest show I’ve ever 398-3078. Àii° and printed on a space available basis. We regret we cannot take listings OTHER BARGEMUSIC: Jazz with Bill Lee, ful, that she paid her college tuition with had to do,” said Butler. “But it’s really fun. over the phone. GIN TASTING: at LeNell’s. Noon musician, conductor and com- to 9 pm. 416 Van Brunt St. (718) -ÌÀ>˜}iʓ>}ˆV\ Kerry Butler gets a break money earned from commercials. It’s only an hour-and-a-half and, on a good poser. $35, $30 seniors, $20 360-0838. Àii° from her roller skates in “Xanadu.” After graduating, Butler joined a Eu- day, the audience laughs non-stop.”

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The [Wingate Field] audience went day, July 21. wild last night [when it was announced] The performance by the vocalist, who and the hotline hasn’t stopped.” released “Live from Philadelphia” ear- So, perhaps Legend will record his per- 12 F r e e B a g e l s lier this year, was kept secret by the an- formance and release “Live in Brooklyn” nual Martin Luther King, Jr. concert se- next? with purchase of $15 in Boar’s Head cold cuts, daily from 2–6 pm only ries until last week. “That’s not up to us,” said Garcia, “but Organizer Debra Garcia is making … I can’t imagine anything better.” up for lost time by trumpeting Legend’s John Legend performs at 7:30 pm 12 varieties of hand-rolled bagels! legend. on July 21 at Wingate Field (Brooklyn “He’s tremendous, and it’s going to be Avenue and Winthrop Street in Crown so exciting to have him in Brooklyn play- Heights). Admission is free. For in- WE SHIP ing free to the public,” said Garcia. “He’s formation, call (718) 222-0600 or visit CATERING an unbelievable performer, and we’re so www.brooklynconcerts.com. OUR BAGELS lucky to have him. — Adam Rathe Nabil for all your WORLDWIDE SUMMER EVENTS Even to Iraq & Afganistan! (MBTTMBOET(BMMFSZ www.labageldelight.com www.labageldelight.com #300,-:/ 289 Kent Ave. at South Second Street in Williamsburg, No phone, www.myspace.com/theglasslands. 90 Court Street ՏÞÊ£™\ Girls, Nite Jewel, Rings, DJ Jay McElfresh, 9 pm, $TBD; ՏÞÊ Óä\ (off Livingston Street) Magdyn Osh, Begushkin, Illuminations, (718) 522-0520 9 pm, $TBD; ՏÞÊÓ£\ The Nasties, 9 pm, Nightlife $TBD; ՏÞÊ ÓÎ\ Sisters, Joe Solomon, 104 Front Street Compiled by Chiara V. Cowan Hunt Club, Ghastly City Sleep, 8 pm, $TBD; ՏÞÊÓ{\ Color TV, 9 pm, $TBD; (off Adams Street, DUMBO) ՏÞÊ Óx\ Secret Faggot BoroughTrash Est.1986 in Clinton Hill, (718) 855-1981, www. Queer Carnival, 10 pm, $TBD. (718) 625-2235 BAY RIDGE parlorjazz.com. 5IF8JDLFE.POL ՏÞÊ£™\ Sandi Blair and her Trio, 9 pm, 5IF-VDLZ$BU 10:30 pm, $30 (includes both sets, open 252 Seventh Avenue 8415 Fifth Ave. at 84th Street in Bay wine bar and snacks all evening). 245 Grand St. at Roebling Street in Ridge, (718) 921-0601, Williamsburg, (718) 782-0437, (at Fifth Street) www.wickedmonk.com. www.theluckycat.com. (718) 768-6107 ՏÞÊ £™\ Christmas in July with Holla CONEY ISLAND Mondays: Just Visiting the Planet with Back, 11 pm, $5; ՏÞÊ Ó{\ Lego Matthew Marvel, 10 pm, FREE; ՏÞÊ£™\ Thursdays with DJ Tony Bobo, 11 pm, $IB$IB¤T Out of Pockets and guests, 8 pm, $TBD, 122 Seventh Avenue $5; ՏÞÊ Óx\ Stand-Up Comedy, 8 pm, Boardwalk at Stillwell Avenue in For Real People, 10 pm, FREE; ՏÞÊÓä\ (off Carroll Street) $5, Driven Blind, 11 pm, $5. Coney Island, (718) 946-1305, www. Eleven 2 Eleven presents Miz Metro chachasofconeyisland.com. Birthday Bash, 9 pm, FREE; ՏÞÊ Ó{\ (718) 398-9529 “Home of the BEDFORD-STUYVESANT ՏÞÊ£™\ Siren Festival After Party with Hillbillywolf Fundraiser featuring Coyote The Mel Williams Band, 8 pm, FREE with and guests, 9 pm, $5; ՏÞÊÓx\ Forever 73 Lafayette Avenue hand-rolled #VTI#BCZ one-drink minimum; ՏÞÊ Óä\ The in Motion, Triangle Shirt Factory, Joe Rockinghams, 6 pm, FREE with one- Wilson, 8 pm, $TBD, DJs Jared Boxx (at S. Elliot Place) bagels!” 1197 Fulton St. at Bedford Avenue in drink minimum. and Young Chris, 10:30 pm, $TBD. Bedford-Stuyvesant, (718) 636-5536, (718) 246-3744 www.myspace.com/bushbabyinc. .VTJD)BMMPG ՏÞÊ£™\ Teddy Houston (R&B and soul FLATBUSH All locations open: M-F: 6am-6pm, Sat: 6am-5pm, Sun: 6am-4pm music), 8 pm, FREE. 8JMMJBNTCVSH 7PY1PQ 66 N. Sixth St. at Wythe Avenue in 1022 Cortelyou Rd. at Stratford Williamsburg, (718) 486-5400, www.labageldelight.com BOERUM HILL Road in Flatbush, (718) 940-2084, www.musichallofwilliamsburg.com. %FJUZ www.voxpopnet.net. ՏÞÊ£™\ “Official Siren After Party” with July 22: Marc Barnhill and Friends, 8 pm, Apes & Androids, A Place to Bury 368 Atlantic Ave. at Hoyt Street in Donation suggested; ՏÞÊ Ó{\ Mike & Strangers, 9 pm, $15; ՏÞÊ Óä\ Cele- Boerum Hill, (718) 222-3692, www. Bill’s Excellent Adventures, 8 pm, bration, 6:30 pm, FREE; ՏÞÊÓ£\ Jarvis deitynyc.com. Donation suggested; ՏÞÊ Óx\ Meat Cocker, 9 pm, $40; ՏÞÊ Ó{\ Dr. Dog, Sundays: Gypsy Sundays featuring bur- Machine 11, 8 pm, Donation suggested. Senator R. Stevie Moore, 8:30 pm, $16 lesque dancers, drag queens, belly in advance, $18 day of the show; July dancers, LGBT recording artists and Óx\ Sound of Urchin, Tragedy (a metal more, hosted by Scandelle, 7 pm, FREE; FORT GREENE Serge Lebron Serge tribute to The Bee Gees), 9 pm, $10 in Thursdays: “Bi-Polar Thursdays” with Ali advance, $12 day of the show. Shaheed Muhammad (of A Tribe Called -PY-PVOHF ¼*Տ«½ÊvÀii\ On July 21, former Pulp frontman Jarvis Cocker OUR AIR CONDITIONERS Quest and Lucy Pearl), 10 pm, $5 before 15 Putnam Ave. at Grand Avenue in comes to the Music Hall of Williamsburg in support of his 1FUF¤T$BOEZ4UPSF Midnight, $10 after Midnight; ՏÞÊ £™\ Fort Greene, (718) 930-1316, www. reggaesundays.com. self-titled solo record. Despite rabid demand, the singer 709 Lorimer St. at Richardson Street “Milk & Cookies” with DJ Josh Link, 10 in Williamsburg, (718) 302-3770, pm, $TBD; ՏÞÊÓx\ “Suspira” with Lady Sundays: Revival Reggae Sundays fea- won’t play Pulp songs, but last time he was in New York, he www.petescandystore.com. Creme and guests, 10 pm, $TBD. turing DJs Silence, Jase and Natural did cut loose with a round of Black Sabbath covers. Sundays: Pete’s Backyard Barbecue, 5 Mystik, 9 pm, FREE for ladies and pm, $6, Sasha Dobson, 8:30 pm, FREE; )BOL¤T4BMPPO reduced with RSVP for gentlemen Mondays: Stand-Up Comedy, 7:30 pm, before midnight, $10 after midnight; 46 Third Ave. at Atlantic Avenue in ՏÞÊ£™\ “Slackers Sounds” featuring Vic FREE; Tuesdays: Bingo, 7 pm, FREE; ՏÞÊ Óä\ Tanya Stephens vs. Gregory PARK SLOPE Boerum Hill, (718) 625-8003, www. Ruggiero, Dave Hillyard and The Mighty Wednesdays: Quizz-Off, 7:30 pm, exitfive.com/hankssaloon. Isaacs (music tribute), 9 pm, $10 #BSCFT Fine, 8 pm, $TBD; ՏÞÊ ÓÎ\ Richard Argyle Johnson, 10 pm, FREE; ՏÞÊ£™\ Sundays: Jam Band Sundays, 5 pm, (reduced admission before midnight Lloyd and guests, 8 pm, $10 in advance, 376 Ninth St. at Sixth Avenue in Park Will Stratton, 9 pm, The Wowz, 10 pm, FREE; Mondays: Live band kuntry kara- with RSVP). $12 day of the show; ՏÞÊÓ{\ The Old Slope, (718) 965-9177, Lisa Li-Lund, 11 pm, FREE; ՏÞÊ Óä\ oke, 10 pm, FREE; Wednesdays: Live Nationals, The Darrin James Band, The www.barbesbrooklyn.com. Jeanne Foss, 9:30 pm, Alec Stephen, band “Rockstar Karaoke,” 9:30 pm, 5JMMJF¤T Bill Bell Band, 8 pm, $10; ՏÞÊÓx\ The Tuesdays: Slavic Soul Party, 9 pm, $10; 10:30 pm, FREE; ՏÞÊÓ£\ Chris Master- FREE; ՏÞÊ £™\ Lawn Chair, Country 248 DeKalb Ave. at Vanderbilt Effigies, EDP, Blackout Shoppers, 8 pm, son and Eleanor Whitmore, 9:30 pm, Avenue in Fort Greene, (718) 783- ՏÞÊ£™\ Paraguay Lo-Fi, 8 pm, $10 sug- Devils, Helen & Mike Lennon, 9 pm, $10 in advance, $12 day of the show. Will’s Electric Space Trumpet, 10:30 pm, FREE; July 22: Territories, 9 pm, Third 6140, www.tilliesofbrooklyn.com. gested donation, Polka Freak Out, 10 pm, $10 suggested donation; ՏÞÊÓä\ 8 FREE; July 22: Dewey Kincade, 9 pm, Border, 10 pm, Trades, 11 pm, FREE; Fridays: Live music, 8 pm, $5 suggested 5FB-PVOHF Gabriel Miller-Phillips, 10 pm, Goh Naka- ՏÞÊ Ó{\ Jamie Garmamecca, 10 pm, donation ($3 suggested donation with Prospects, 7 pm, $12, The Mandingo Ambassadors, 9 pm, $10 suggested 837 Union St. at Seventh Avenue in mura, 11 pm, FREE; ՏÞÊÓÎ\ Mon Khmer, FREE; ՏÞÊÓx\ Any Day Parade, 9 pm, valid student identification); ՏÞÊ Óx\ Park Slope, (718) 789-2762, donation; ՏÞÊ Ó£\ Chicha Libre, 9:30 11 pm, FREE; ՏÞÊÓ{\ Lenny Molotov, 9 Gravity, 10 pm, FREE. The Bob Trio, 8 pm, $5 ($3 with valid www.tealoungeny.com. pm, Les Chauds Lapins, 10 pm, Ladystein, student identification). pm, $10 suggested donation; July 22: Steve Cardenas, 7 pm, $10 suggested Mondays: Monday Nights with The 11 pm, FREE; ՏÞÊ Óx\ The Kyles BROOKLYN HEIGHTS Brooklyn Jazz Underground, 8 pm, $5 Sowashes, 9 pm, The Secret Life of Sofia, BLOW donation; ՏÞÊÓÎ\ “Stochastic Brooklyn” GOWANUS curated by Bethany Ryker with suggested donation; ՏÞÊÓ£\ Dan Pratt, 10 pm, Exit Clov, 11 pm, FREE. -BTU&YJU 8 pm, $5 suggested donation; ՏÞÊÓ{\ Breakfast, 8 pm, $10, and Seabrook 1VCMJD"TTFNCMZ COLD AIR 136 Atlantic Ave. at Clinton Street in *TTVF1SPKFDU3PPN Power Plant, 10 pm, $10; ՏÞÊÓ{\ Greta James Carney Quartet, 9 pm, 10:30 pm, Brooklyn Heights, (718) 222-9198, 232 Third St. at Third Avenue in Gertler, 8 pm, $10 suggested donation, $5 suggested donation; ՏÞÊ Óx\ The 70 N. Sixth St. at Wythe Avenue in www.lastexitbar.com. Gowanus, (718) 330-0313, The Mad Jazz Hatters, 10 pm, $10 sug- Barbarian Horde, 9 pm, 10:30 pm, $5 Williamsburg, (718) 782-5188, Saturdays: “Kayo’s Knockout,” DJ www.issueprojectroom.org. gested donation; ՏÞÊÓx\ Ben Holmes suggested donation. www.publicassemblynyc.com. Kayo’s booty-shakin’, jam-jumpin’, all ՏÞÊ Óä\ Bethany Ryker of NYU’s “Hit Sextet, 8 pm, $10 suggested donation, Saturdays: (Backroom) Larry Tee pres- night get down party, 10 pm, FREE; July Parade” in a live broadcast with Normal Delta Dreambox, 10 pm, $10 suggested 5XP#PPUT#SPPLMZO ents “Dizzy” with Earl Dax and Kevin ALL AROUND YOUR HOME! Óx\ DJ Milky Manchester, 10 pm, FREE. Love, Bing & Ruth and more, 8 pm, $10; donation. 514 Second St. at Seventh Avenue in Graves, 11 pm, $5; Mondays: Monday July 22: Mary Magdalene Feast Day Park Slope, (718) 499-3253, Night Burlesque, 9 pm, $5; Fridays: VJ/ Celebration curated by MM Serra, 8 DJ Friday Nights, 10 pm, FREE; ՏÞÊÓÎ\ BUSHWICK #SPPLMZO-ZDFVN www.twobootsbrooklyn.com. pm, $10; ՏÞÊ Ó{\ Emily Manzo, 8 pm, 227 Fourth Ave. at President Street ՏÞÊ£™\ Gillian Harwin, 10 pm, FREE; July “Digital Heroine” with The Eidolons, .BSLFU)PUFM $10; ՏÞÊ Óx\ “Droid” with Amir Ziv, in Park Slope, (718) 857-4816, Óx\ Sidecar-A-Go-Go, 10 pm, FREE. Circles for Hearts, Moving Mountains, Jordan McLean, Luke O’Malley and Hello Tokyo, Emanuel and Fear, and DJs 1142 Myrtle Ave. at Broadway in www.gowanus.com. Visualist, 8 pm, $10. ՏÞÊÓä\ Seung-Hee Quintet, 9 pm, 10:30 6OJPO)BMM Monica Sharp and Pil Spectre (Rehab), 8 Bushwick, No phone. pm, $6; ՏÞÊ Óx\ (Front room) Ghetto ՏÞÊ Ó£\ The Death Set, Mae Shi, pm, $10 per set; ՏÞÊ ÓÎ\ Accor dion (Downstairs at) 702 Union St. at Fifth Angels, 8 pm, 9:30 pm, $10 per set. Avenue in Park Slope, (718) Metal with China Black, Front Page, AMERICAN Japanther, 8 pm, $TBD. GREENPOINT 638-4400, www.unionhallny.com. Raye 6, Bazaar Royale, Krista, The Scene, Scrap Daddy (featuring Just a Lil’ $BGF4UFJOIPG A Siren After Party with The Blue $MVC&VSPQB ՏÞÊ£™\ Bit) and DJ Beverly Bond, 10 pm, $10. CLINTON HILL 427 Seventh Ave. at 14th Street in Album Group (performing Weezer’s HOUSEWARES 98 Meserole Ave. at Manhattan Avenue in Greenpoint, (718) 383- Park Slope, (718) 369-7776, Blue Album) and guest DJs and surpris- 4PVOE'JY-PVOHF 'JWF4QPU 5723, www.europaclub.com or www. www.cafesteinhof.com. es, 8:30 pm, $5; ՏÞÊ Óä\ Union Hall’s 110 Bedford Ave. at North 11th 3FTUBVSBOU europalive.net. The Mad Jazz Hatters, 10:30 Second Anniversary “Tearing the Veil of ՏÞÊ ÓÎ\ Street in Williamsburg, (718) 388- Maya,” 8 pm, $TBD; July 22: Bound We Appreciate Your Business! 459 Myrtle Ave. at Washington Saturdays: VIP dance party, 10 pm, pm, FREE. 8090, www.soundfixrecords.com. Avenue in Clinton Hill, (718) 852- FREE before 10:30 pm, $15 after 10:30 Stems, Rahim, The Muggabears, 7:30 Mondays: JezebelMusic.com presents 0202, www.fivespotsoulfood.com. pm; Tuesdays: Karaoke night, 8 pm, 0ME'JSTU3FGPSNFE pm, $10 in advance, $12 day of the show; “Songfair,” an open mic, 6:30 pm, FREE; FREE; Fridays: Sexy progressive dance ՏÞÊÓ{\ The Spinto Band, Sin City Band, 85 COURT STREET in Downtown Brooklyn Saturdays: DJ Aki, 7 pm, FREE; œ˜‡ $IVSDI Wednesdays: Comedy Free Williams- party, 10 pm, FREE before 10:30 pm, and The Moneynotes, 7:30 pm, $10; July days: RPM-Open Turntables hosted by 729 Carroll St. at Seventh Avenue in burg with John & Ed, 8 pm, FREE; $15 after 10:30 pm; ՏÞÊÓä\ Les Breast- Óx\ Steve Burns & The Struggle, Mancino, DJ Copa (bring your own needles and Park Slope, (718) 638-8300, www. Thursdays: Max Silvestri, Gabe & Jenny, "«i˜ÊÇÊ >ÞÃÊÊ7iiŽÊUÊ­Ç£n®ÊÓ{·än{{ feeders, Sister Anne, 7 pm, $10; ՏÞÊÓ{\ Sunfold, 8 pm, $8 in advance, $10 day of vinyl), 8 pm, FREE; Tuesdays: Five for oldfirstbrooklyn.org. 8 pm, FREE; July 22: “Here’s the Thing” Slick Rick, Patty Crash, 8 pm, $22. the show. Subway: A, C, F, M, N, R, 2, 3, 4, 5 Funny Tuesdays hosted by Dave Lester, ՏÞÊ ÓÎ\ First Street Quintet, 8 pm, (comedy), 8 pm, FREE. 10 pm, $5; Wednesdays: Open Mic with 4UVEJP# Anneke El Hassani, 9 pm, FREE. Nate Jones and Da Feel, 9 pm, $5 ($10 PROSPECT HEIGHTS 4QJLF)JMM5BWFSO Over 30 Years in Business after 10 pm); ՏÞÊ£™\ DJ Kenny Parker (of 259 Banker St. at Calyer Street in 1BUJP-PVOHF KRS-1), Midnight, $5; ՏÞÊÓx\ “Brooklyn Greenpoint, (718) 389-1880, 184 Bedford Ave. at North Seventh 179 Fifth Ave. at Degraw Street in 5IF#BDLSPPN Street in Williamsburg, (718) 218- Featuring Home Delivery within Brooklyn Mecca” with DJ Sabine, Midnight, $5. www.clubstudiob.com. Park Slope, (646) 810-1916, (At Freddy’s) 485 Dean St. at Sixth 9737, www.spikehill.com. ՏÞÊ £™\ Fixed with special guests The www.patiolounge.com. Avenue in Prospect Heights, (718) Wednesdays: Open mic night, 7 pm, 1BSMPS+B[[ Black Ghosts and DJs JDH and Dave P, 10 Fridays, Saturdays: Dance party, 9 pm, 622-7035, www.freddysbackroom.com. FREE; ՏÞÊ£™\ Johnny Carpenter, 8 pm, 119 Vanderbilt Ave. at Myrtle Street pm, $5 in advance, $10 day of the show. FREE; Mondays: Comedy Night hosted ՏÞÊ £™\ Joseph Blaise, 9 pm, American Garotas Suecas, 9 pm, The Yoko, 10 pm, by Omar, 9 pm, $5; Tuesdays: Game String Conspiracy, 10 pm, Tyler Otis Des Roar, 11 pm, FREE; ՏÞÊ Óä\ Lucky More Nightlife listings at www.BrooklynPaper.com. night, 7:30 pm, FREE; Thursdays: Band, 11 pm, FREE; ՏÞÊÓä\ Knit/Ger man Wreck, 8 pm, Chris Czerw, 9 pm, My “Brooklyn Speaks,” an open mic and Night, 6:30 pm, FREE; ՏÞÊÓ£\ Comedy Light Sweet Fire, 10 pm, FREE; ՏÞÊÓ£\ spoken word night, 9 pm, $5. Night with host Pat O’Shea, 9 pm, FREE; Sean Nowell Electric Band, 8 pm, Alper July 22: Music from New York Under- Yilmaz Project, 9 pm, FREE; July 22: 5IF3PZBMF ground/On the Way Out, 8:30 pm, FREE; Tony Grace, 8 pm, Illimanjaro, 9 pm, 5"-,5064 506 Fifth Ave. at 12th Street in Park ՏÞÊÓÎ\ The Spines, 9:30 pm, FREE; July Circus of Pumpkins, 10 pm, FREE; July To list your events in Brooklyn Nightlife, please give us as much notice as Slope, (718) 840-0089, Ó{\ Bill Konig, 9 pm, Asher Weiss, 10 pm, Ó{\ Pearl and the Beard, 8 pm, Emily possible. Include name of venue, address with cross street, phone number www.royalebrooklyn.com. Broken Carousel, 11 pm, FREE; ՏÞÊÓx\ Hope Price, 9 pm, Abby Payne, 10 pm, for the public to call, Web site address, dates, times and admission or ticket ՏÞÊÓx\ “Royale Rumble” with DJs Kevlar The Rollers, 9 pm, Damian Quiñones, 10 Misty Boyce, 11 pm, Dylan Charles, 11:55 prices. Send listings and color photos of performers via e-mail to Nightlife@ and Rabbi Darkside, 10 pm, FREE. pm, Pocket Monster, 11 pm, FREE. pm, FREE; ՏÞÊÓx\ Johnny Hi-Fi, 10 pm, BrooklynPaper.com or via fax at (718) 834-9278. Listings are free and printed Bryan Dunn, 11 pm, The Get UP with DJ on a space available basis. We regret we cannot take listings over the phone. 4PVUIQBX Code-D, 11:55 pm, FREE. The listings are correct as of press time. Contact the venue before you go to RED HOOK 125 Fifth Ave. at St. Johns Place in 4UBJO confirm event details. Park Slope, (718) 230-0236, +BMPQZ www.spsounds.com. 766 Grand St. at Humboldt Street in 315 Columbia St. at Woodhull Street Williamsburg, (718) 387-7840, in Red Hook, (718) 395-3214, www.stainbar.com. www.jalopy.biz. Mondays: “PAINTstain,” 6:30 pm, FREE; Mondays: Country Blues Jam, 9 pm, Wednesdays: “JAMstain,” an informal FREE; Wednesdays: Roots ‘n’ Ruckus, a open mic hosted by singers/songwrit-      night of folk, old-time and blues, 9:30 ers, 9 pm, FREE; ՏÞÊ£™\ “Sad Songs for pm, FREE; ՏÞÊ£™\ Doubting Thomas T. Happy People” with Drew and Carrie, 9 E. Ward, 9:30 pm, Hungrytown, 10:30 pm, FREE; ՏÞÊÓ{\ÊDaniel Goodman, 8 - . .7 >. 6 !          pm, $10; ՏÞÊÓ{\ The King County String pm, The Newtown Creek Boogie Band,          Band, 9:30 pm, Orrin Star & The Sultans 9 pm, Sonic Fiction Station, 10 pm, 021-'$51. 123-4     /235 1.           of String Trio, 10:30 pm, $8; ՏÞÊÓx\ A $TBD; ՏÞÊ Óx\ The Stain of Poetry 3.'2(1   Night of Cowboy Songs and Comedy hosted by Amy King, 7 pm, FREE.  0 2        !          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Ash brook, 11 pm, The Shills, Midnight, ( 0  < 8 '=!6 ;! <8 $7; Chumley, 9 pm, Aliens, 10 ) , *    2 3 4 Saturdays: DJ Emskee and G Man the ՏÞÊ Óä\  ;&   <#8 "   <* pm, Wabaki, 11 pm, Specie Circular, !       2    MC present the “Make Love, Not War” (  <#* ! < 8 Midnight, $6; The Fire Men, 8 party, 10 pm, FREE; Sundays: “Brazilian ՏÞÊ Ó£\ . 4   <%* 0 ! < *  - % $    2   2" pm, Downtown Junkies, 9 pm, Stereo . %  & 2     !  3'  4 Beat Brooklyn” with DJ Sean Marquand '33:1 ' ; <** ! & ;! <#* blaster, 10 pm, Embrace Agony, 11 pm, and DJ Greg Caz, 9 pm, FREE; Mondays: 1;! +8    <%8 /&   & .-/0*1+  - Filthy Little Whores, Midnight, $6; July Rev. Vince Anderson and his Love Choir, 0  ! +*  ! &  <%*                22: Cash In/Check Out, 8 pm, Circa, 9 10:30 pm, FREE; Tuesdays: “Saturday   <** pm, Richard Fleming, 10 pm, Rumi, 11 Night Tuesdays,” 10 pm, FREE; / ÕÀÇ pm, The Glitch, Midnight, $6; ՏÞÊ ÓÎ\ days: “What is Soul?” with DJs Adrian Jodelle, 8 pm, Luthea Salom, 9 pm, Hibbs, 9 pm, FREE; Fridays: The Green- ,   6 =' 5  Karen Rockower, 10 pm, Quiet Loudly, 11    house with DJ MonkOne and DJs /10,0- 012,3 pm, Werewolves, Midnight, $6; ՏÞÊÓ{\     Emskee and MC G-man, 11 pm, FREE; 2-&1'0   .1240-          Thinning the Herd, 8 pm, Planeside, 9 July 22: Tall Firs, 10 pm, FREE; ՏÞÊÓÎ\  / 1          pm, Mighty High, 10 pm, Backwoods Monocomb, 10 pm, FREE.   )$7     Payback, 11 pm, Viking Skull, Midnight, /    < )77  %  ))7        %FBUICZ"VEJP $6; ՏÞÊ Óx\ Get It!, 8 pm, Frightened 09  < )7)    )))   Seller, 9 pm, The Gulf of Michigan, 11 & 9 < ) 7  % 9  +77 49 S. 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OUR OPINION ALL DRAWN OUT 5JDLFUJOHUIF4MPQF t’s not often that this newspaper finds it- But many drivers were outraged when for then feigning ignorance when that hol- self siding with city functionaries whose they returned to their cars to find a bright iday — like all holidays, alas — ended. * very job requires them to deliver suffer- orange reminder on their windshield that In fact, too many car owners abused the ing and pain to residents, but in the case the parking rules were once again in effect. hiatus, not bothering to move their cars for of this week’s parking ticket blitz in Park A few were downright hostile to the park- the duration while garbage collected in gut- Slope, we side with the traffic enforce- ing enforcement officers, while others were ters and other drivers circled and circled in ment officers. more muted in their complaint that the tick- hopes of finding a spot. On Monday, the Department of Transpor- ets were unfair — never mind the freshly Some car owners from outside the neigh- tation’s new (and, frankly, improved) alter- installed “No Parking” signs and the end- borhood left their vehicles on Slope streets nate-side-of-the-street parking rules went less coverage of the rules — because they knowing that they wouldn’t have to worry into effect after an eight-week hiatus to al- weren’t informed. about them while they were on vacation. Indeed, Community Board 6 has vowed low for the installation of thousands of new o to all of you who got tickets this “No Parking” signs. to write a letter to the Department of Trans- week, you had a good run, but the The return of alternate-side parking was portation in support of anyone who got a very widely reported — in this newspaper, ticket this week in hopes of having a judge 4 party’s over. If you can’t accept that, on television news and even in the Manhat- toss the fine out the window. you only have one choice: Move your car to tan-centric New York Times. True, the Department of Transportation Carroll Gardens, Cobble Hill or Boerum Hill As a result, most Park Slope car owners might have erred when it suspended alter- — where alternate-side-of-the-street rules were well aware that they needed to return nate-side parking without a set date for its are now suspended for the installation of to their old habit — namely, moving their return, but the fault lies with drivers who new signs. car during the “No Parking” hours to make did not bother to stay informed; after all, But don’t complain to us if you get a ticket room for Department of Sanitation street drivers who were tapped in enough to know when rules go back into effect in those neigh-

sweepers. about the parking holiday have no excuse borhoods in a few weeks. Fleming Cristian

LETTERS 4PNFPOFOFFETUPEPUIFEVFEJMJHFODFBU"UMBOUJD:BSET To the editor, would go terribly wrong. project being argued over is no longer the and related retail facilities. employee who works for us and is paid by Twenty-six community groups have just Fortunately, one of those risks a $4 bil- project laid in court papers. Other mansions could provide all impor- our tax money?! filed a legal brief in the State Appellate lion project dependant on highly complex, This case is now only about who will /BWZCMVFPWFS*LFB tant community facilities and even eating Instead of working with us to see if there Court to reverse approval of the Atlantic secret financing deals that are still in ne- have control of 22 contiguous acres in the To the editor, and drinking establishments to extend the are alternatives, we get dictatorial edicts In response to your coverage of Red Yards project. gotiations has appeared prior to any real center of Brooklyn. hours of activity. that they are going to “land planes in the Hook retail development (“Ikea docks in Over the next months, the Court will groundbreaking. The Nets aren’t required to come here There is also plenty of room for suffi- most efficient way possible.” Red Hook” June 21), we can learn from be looking at technical issues against the Had this project gone forward as and the housing in the second phase of the cient parking and open space carved out in Isn’t environmental degradation and dam- backdrop of Atlantic Yards’ real-world planned, any number of risks would have Ikea that public (and private) dialogue is such a way to save a half-dozen 130-year- age to the health of those under the flight project may never be built — it’s all left up so necessary in other proposed develop- collapse. Gov. Pataki, Mayor Bloomberg, had time to play themselves out. Just think: to Ratner. old trees! Brent Porter, Fort Greene pattern an equal consideration to landing Borough President Markowitz and Bruce the social experiment of residential density ment projects such as that at the Brooklyn The writer is an architect and professor at planes in the most efficient way possible? The courts cannot be counted on to ad- Navy Yard’s Admiral’s Row Houses site. Pratt Institute. Ratner’s promises of jobs, housing, blight twice that of anything ever attempted in dress this sort of a problem. Can’t flight patterns be alternated equita- relief, public space and amenities have all of U.S. history; creating super-blocks, Brooklyn surely provides an alternate bly — even if it means a little less effi- What the (naked) emperors of this state been reduced to little more than a basket- despite decades of adverse experience; context for development beyond a subur- ciency? ball arena with acres of parking. overwhelming Brooklyn’s 50- to 150-year- need to do is require an honest study of the ban shopping center with too much parking. /0*4&/PJTF No matter which flight pattern they use, This is the natural result of the state old infrastructure; overwhelming both ve- environmental injuries that a sports arena Fairway grocery near Ikea points to the re- To the editor, they are going to land the same number of separately looking at the concerns raised hicular and public transportation capacity; and acres of parking will inflict on sur- use of an old manufacturing building with In your story about jet engine noise over planes due to the very nature of LaGuar- by local community groups, electeds and the traffic implications of protecting three rounding communities and the borough at ample — but not excessive — parking. Park Slope (“Cool your (noisy) jets,” Park dia Airport. professionals — and then discounting or Homeland Security Department terrorist large. Meanwhile, the Navy Yard administra- Slope edition and online, June 28), an FAA All we are asking is that the flight pat- minimizing every single one of them while targets. Our nation is suffering by denying real- tion plans to tear down historic buildings employee made this bit of “Let them eat terns go back to an equitable distribution exaggerating every potential benefit. That Today’s disconnect between the law and ity; Brooklyn is very much at risk from the that could be adaptively reused. Some of cake”-style remark when asked if there and/or fly over waterways and freeways in- topsy-turvy version of due diligence made reality could not be starker. same sort of blindness. the mansions could be linked to a modi- was any way to fix the problem: “That’s stead of neighborhoods and living breath- it inevitable that something, at some point, No matter the arguments presented, the Alan Rosner, Prospect Heights fied “big box” for a broad service grocery the way it is,” he said. This from a federal ing people. Jim Williams, Park Slope FAMILY CALENDAR Compiled by Susan Rosenthal Jay SATURDAY, JULY 19 lyn Heights). Free. ££Ê>“\ “Daydream,” a short ver sion of Shakespeare’s “A TUESDAY, JULY 22 Midsummer Night’s Dream.” £ä\ÎäÊ>“Ê>˜`ʣʫ“\ Youth  -ÊUÊ- ""ÊUÊ-/9 ÊUÊ/ -ÊUÊ  *-ÊUÊ 1- Prospect Park’s Imagination Theatre Festival. South Oxford Playground (enter park on Ocean Space (138 S. Oxford St., at Han- Avenue between Lincoln Road son Place in Fort Greene). $5. PARENT and Parkside Avenue). Free. Call Call (718) 857-2783 for info. (718) 393-7733 for info. ££Ê>“\ Interactive play and œœ˜\ 61st Annual Macy’s stories for kids 18 to 36 months. Fishing Contest. Prospect Park Brooklyn Public Library Cortelyou Audubon Center (enter park branch (1305 Cortelyou Rd., at at Lincoln Road and Ocean Argyle Road in Ditmas Park). Ay & Eye — now they’re lost souls Avenue). Call 311 for info. Free. Call (718) 693-7763 for info. £Ó\ÎäÊ«“Ê>˜`ÊÓ\ÎäÊ«“\ “Pinoc- veryone knows how much a vegan restaurant and a coffee Sweet Melissa’s, chio.” Puppetworks (338 Sixth WEDNESDAY, JULY 23 Ave., at Fourth Street in Park {Ê«“\ Randy Kaplan in concert. Smartmom hates it when bar. Perhaps best of all, Canada fresh fruit, cheese BROOKLYN Slope). $7. Call (718) 965-3391 Carroll Park (President Street at E friends move away. Not has free universal health insur- and wine, the ta- for info. Smith Street). Free. Visit www. only does it induce major sepa- ance and they won’t have to go ble was a regu- ÓÊ«“\ Ezra Jack Keats story carrollparkbrooklyn.org/con- ration anxiety, but it also throws through the agony of applying FENCING CENTER hour. Prospect Park’s Imagina- certs for info. lar smorgasbord tion Playground (enter park on her into a neurotic tizzy about the to public middle school. of Slope cuisine. Ocean Avenue between Parkside THURSDAY, JULY 24 choices she’s made in life. Well, it all made sense. Sort of. Smartmom Group Classes Avenue and Lincoln Road). Free. ££Ê>“\ “Red Storm,” a Native Such was the case last spring And Smartmom admired beginner to advanced Call (718) 965-8951 for info. American pow-wow. Salt Marsh dreaded the good- Nature Center (3302 Ave. U, at when Smartmom found out that them for being brave. Moving bye. She wasn’t 5 years to adults her friends, Ay and Eye, were to a new place without friends SUNDAY, JULY 20 East 33rd Street in Sheepshead sure what to say. 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Call (718) 629- leave this nirvana known as family (just kidding). FENCING BIRTHDAYS! Saturday, July 19. 5400 for info. Park Slope? Still it was hard to swallow. ten Free, who moved to a big Vic- fore they’d bought their brown- £Ê«“\ “Bottle Biology.” Create torian upstate five years ago. stone; back when they lived on Parties up to 20 kids / Ages 6 & up a soda bottle terrarium. Bring FRIDAY, JULY 25 Why would they want to leave Ay and Eye are iconic Park Slop- their gorgeous brownstone on ers. Smart, politically progressive, Gluten Free said she knew the fourth floor of Smartmom’s an empty two-liter bottle. Salt £äÊ>“\ Books, songs and very well why someone might apartment building. Marsh Center (3302 Ave. U, at rhymes for babies up to 18 Third Street? vegan, well-read, community ori- 62 Fourth St (corner of Hoyt) U (718) 522-5822 East 33rd Street in Sheepshead months. Brook lyn Public Library leave Park Slope for greener pas- Smartmom felt a deep surge Bay). Free. Call 311 for info. 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