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Incorporating blurbl'UDE114 magazine February 24,1995 is honesty always the best policy? inside He stole thousa hire blurb and got away w h Cleptomaniac students on the take: centre pages fashion STUDENT LEFT FOR DEAD IN HIT AND RUN DRAMA Crash driver ran over victim twice BY RICHARID CLARKE AND SARA TEIGER A HIT and run driver lett a student lying unconscious in the road - and then ran over her again. Suzanne Henstock was fighting for her life after the incident and is still in intensive care. Suzanne was crossing the road when the car ran into her, throwing her onto the bonnet and carrying her along for 30 yards before she felt to the road. eyewitnesses described. The car then ran over the second year Medic again. leaving her with a EVERYONE WAS broken leg. a shattered law and serious internal bleeding Susanne was returning home from SCREAMING. the Poly Bop with her friend* the' week when the accident occurred SHE WAS outside the Eldon pub on Woodhouse Lane. Witness Katheryn Quinn rushed to COVERED IN S zanne • at 1.1.: -People were screaming,- she said, She wit.. covered in blood." BLOOD Second year Law student Philip Yorkshire Police but as ter no arrest Shaw called for an ambulance: has been made in connection with the heard this thud and saw the girl had incident. been run over." lie stud. Our enquiries are continuing." a -She was badly messed up. making police spokeaman said. "Motorists little moaning noises. Her lee was involved in any serious accident mangled and there was a pool of blood should always stop and report it in the around her head. I didn't think she'd police immediately."

Suzanne was SCENE OF THE rushed to Leeds ACCIDENT: General Infirmary. -11er health is Student improving,- Suzanne hospital spokesman Henstock was said last night. run down lust was in a serious yards from the condition at Best but The Eldon pub the worst now seems on Woodhouse ANXIOUS UNIVERSITY BOSSES LOOK ON AS THE DUCHESS OF KENT to be over." Lana The driver of a BREAKS OFF HER VISIT TO GIVE SUPPORT TO RENT STRIKERS Full story. paps 4-5 Rover has been Pic-Ed Crispin intervtewed by West

INSIDE: News 1-6, Comment 7, Musk 8-9, Feature 10-11, Arts 12-13, Books 14, Letters 16, Food 17, Sport 18-20. Plus 12 page blurb pullout CF.LEEDS - 0 Cl 2 LEEDS MODEM' isiasy Fetasary 24.1997 NEWS Bad barrel is put in the Dock Sab grabbers 'inexperienced' BEER barrels in a local pub have provoked an She said: "Whenever 1 touch the Neer UNION chiefs are under fire after allegations that a shortage of niembers who have been involved in odd reaction in a Leeds student, write Fiona barrels, my hands swell up. The first time it election rules were broken and that the winning the workings of the union. "It's disgusting that Cookson and Kan ;Vain. happened I had to get help from the bar staff, candidates are unfit for the job, writer Oliver Brooks. people with real experience didn't get elected." The Dry Dock's hogshead barrels, which who put my hands in the ice buckets. The Simon Caffrey's election as the next President of Brooks communed. drinkers use as an alternative to tables, have reason it happens is a mystery. I don't have LMUSU has been criticised because Claire Maddock Deborah Hartman, new VP Administration. proved allergic for Emma I.inaker, a second this problem in any other pubs." effectively pulled out of the race before polling. added: "It was a tough election and in my opinion year English student at Leeds University. Martin Thomas-Taylor, landlord of the Dry saying she would refuse the post even if she won. wasn't completely fair." She is joined on next year's Dock, said: "I was unaware that this condition But her name was not withdrawn from ballot papers, F....xec by Dominic Margetson, David Foulger and loiC 614 C•li existed. We use hypo-allergenic spray polish meaning that votes for her were wasted rather than Andrew Salt gelvesAsav! On& which doesn't have this affect on anyone else. going to the other candidates. including runner-up RELIEVED: It mast he an extremely rare condition." Richard Clem. Deborah 4 Ile added: "The barrels are part of the Louise Brooks, former VP Administration, Harunan ..-VIF.SI fixtures and fittings and add to the argued "If Claire hadn't stood Richard would have learned atmosphere. At staff parties. we leap-frog over won the election I don't think the result was valid. she had them. They would be missed if we removed And some of the candidates• broke election rides and won VP them." should have been disqualified." Admat by Just two rimnak 1 411 Third year student Glean Crane my But Maddock said; "As Inc as 11-nt tionsvmed votes after commented: "It is the pub's responsibility to standing didn't affect the election result. l wanted to a recount 11 07m-Lre Nil ensure the welfare of its customers. She should show women they could run for a union post with find other places which do not have this the possibility of being elected." Pic: Julie .0.X. IT in effect." Next year's LMUSU Exec has been criticised for Woodgate

SVabliAT Lerdi Student is an independent newspaper serving students. at Leeds University Leeds Metropolitan tleaversily and other colleges to and Unions collide in amund Leeds All Ottr WITSEllisi* abide by a .oak of ,Nroduci. Mil if you have any problems, please DANCERS HAVE A BALL I-onset the Editor.

bras Sham, bistronapff tally Crawl PO Bee 157 t.EItDS LSI Mil ‘bus't-up Editor ti) CLAfla MillIANL1/41K1 Ton CallsvIss SAFETY minibus drivers Mike SAFETY BUS De sly' Editor Jones and Dirk Mischendale were Mal Rope. both involved in a crash this week Arts Editors - when they hit each other. DRIVERS LAY Manliest Goodman The collision left Jones and liantuth Isms Eleanor Rose Mischendall blaming each other and caused a split between chiefs al Leeds' BLAME WITH Blurt, Editor two students unions. Margo Rid,gway The buses - one from LUII, the other from Rooks Editors 1,hILISU - crashed while travelling along EACH OTHER Ian Darby Weetwood Lane. Jones, confronted Mischendall over the Jonathan Gibbs Neither driver is willing to accept he is at fault for the accident. damage caused to the hoses. Comenent8tAtudysis The LMUSU bus is believed in have been A frank exchange of views is said to have Amelia 11111 travelling at speed. According to Debbie taken place. Paul Harris, VP Administration at -Featured Editor Jones, Women's Officer at LUU, "the bus was Gareth Higbee travelling pretty fast and on the wrong side or LMUSU. said: "1 cannot believe Mike Jones Assistant& the road." would act in this way. He is a competent Julie Scsagg She added: "The driver of the LUU bus, driver, a former sabbatical omeer and a very 1{.41C Tiron Dirk Misehentiall. slowed down after the caring and conscientious worker. JIVING BUNNIES:. Winning dancers Gunnar Stein and Nicola Sugg "1 am certain he would never he impolite or Foud&Drink Editor smash occurred, but the LMUSU bus failed to Other Leeds contenders violent." A FLOURISH of flair helped two Ron Conway stop. Leeds students secure first place in managed to win third .place in the "The LUU bus then tried to follow the the Northern Universities Annual Waltz and Jive sections of the Musk Editors LMUSU bus to exchange insurance policies. Wrong Nick Marini Ballroom Dancing Competition, contest. but could not keep up." "We are told the LUU bus was tin the write Fiona Cookson and Kun The successes were especially Sieves Ranger wrong side of the road, and many women on Smash Wilkin. gratifying for the dancers in the the bus would vouch for that." The students, Gunnar Stem and light of the lack of venues available News Editors No one was hurt during the Mike Jones, who hit national headlines last Paul Greenough crash but both Nicola Sugg, last weekend tripped for practice. David Smith buses suffered smashed wing mirrors and the year after being harassed by women the light fantastic to win the Quick The society is now preparing for NIeoLa Woolosek LUU bus received a broken front window. passengers, has been driving the bus for at Step category for the LUU the forthcoming national Cider Rep,eirters The two drivers met later on after entering least four years and has had no previous Ballroom Dancing Society , competition to be held in Hull . Richard Choke Leeds 6. The driver of the 1.MUSU bus, Mike accidents. Charlotte Lomas Science Editor Stove I hit Sports Milne Venture vulture Exams miss the mark Ion Brodkin CONTROVERSIAL changes to exam marking will UNIVENTURES claims that By %mos IEFFILEY BY RtellAUD CL-NUEE Picture Editor "innovation doesn't have to take mean that two students whir perform identically over Erl Crispin place in the laboratory." hi-tech products - soon creating an their second and third years could receive different gets the reverse: that's to say he scored three. middle Basinem Manager The project, based at EMU, is international network to locate, classes of degrees, it was revealed this week. 2:Is at 65 per cent in his second year and three Mark London putting theory into practice by transfer and market research Scores of students may lose out as a result of the borderline Firsts this year, which would now he 72 per taking a refreshing attitude to the across the world. alterations to module assessment announced recently cent under the new scheme. business opportunities offered by At present Univeutures will only by Leeds University. Under the new Faculty of Arts "When the marks for all six modules are averaged NEWSOM( worldwide research. use "tried and tested research" to scheme, tvoterline grades will be eliminated and only out, Candidate A will receive 67.5 per cent. which 0537 Univeratures seeks research from keep the financial burden and even-numbered mails will be obtainable. constitutes a 2:i under the university's degree 434727 all over the world and licences it product development time to a Martin Longden, secretary of the History classification, but Candidate B will receive 68.5 per out to one Its local companies. minimum. Andrew Burton says department's staff and student committee, believes the cent which is a First under the same grade scale." Advertising Project manager Andrew Burton there are proposals to support local faculty is wrong to try to ibex the new system onto Professor John Gooch. Dean of the Faculty of Arts, 0532 !tepee to have set up 15 companies research in draft - including students who took exams under the old one in their expressed concern at the anomobe. He ha,: arranged a 314251 to June, each employing 50 people possibly marketing Leeds second year. meeting for March 6 where he intends to assuage the within five years- University research in the USA - "Imagine you've got two third year candidates who fears of disgruntled third years. Fax: The scheme has been so but that Univentures' first did 50 per tent of their exams last year and are doing "The Board of Examiners will be aware of the 0523 successful that Auckland objective will always he licencing the other half this year." he said. "Candidate A scored difficulties in implementing a new procedure" he said 467953 University in New Zealand and new research to create hi-tech three borderline Firsts in his second year, which would "I'm confident they will scrutinise all the results to J NIelhnurne University in Australia business opportunities in South and have been three 70-pluses per ecru. and this year he make sure injustices will not occur as a result of err planning similar to market t K Weer Yorkshire. scores three middle 2:1s at 65 per cent Candidate B marrying the two systems.

EPPS STUDENT Fralty Febiany N PM 3 Ark evacuated in false alarm panic

WO° K:K : Ravers outside the refectory after a fa!

iii Pout GRFFM1Mill & TA41.17; LEWIS THE safety of Leeds University's Lyricism Davies, it third year id LM refectory as a venue for raves such as standards of safety and who ovvis towel their venue. Last weekend's AA was the first to be held since the Ark is under question after claims the Mick Waters, of the Leeds Fire Safety Department. stud drugs related death of a 2I-year-old num last October. Drugs last week: "We want estryorc to be able to get out within precautions rot Saturday were partieulary strineeta Marshall Martial arts building took more than 15 minutes to two and a half minutes." said: "There were no problems with drugs as full body evacuate. Although the refectory was not over its capacity limit on searches were carried out.- A tacit> tire alarm caused panic among 1,700 ravers who the night the incident has highlighted potential safety Liam Trahoney, a third year Medical student, class clash rushed to leave the building. problems. commented: "I was pissed off when we were thrown outside Students unending the event - returning for the first tune Bill Marshall, Entertainments manager at LUU, said: "At halfway through the night. h would have been all right if AN assault on a student on his for hint months - said there was chaos outside the refectory tOpm the smoke detector went off due to a fault in the they'd moved the bar outside with us but as it was it was way to a martial arts class left the doors as everyone left the building, delaying the evacuation system." However. he denied that it took 15 minutes to really cold which soon sobered us up." victim seriously injured and of others still inside. evacuate the refectory: It probably took Just over live Charlotte Beeston, a second year Medical student said: needing hospital treatment. writes "Although no one was really in chingez, it was bloody minutes. We didn't really have any problems." "When we had to go outside my maws and I just kept on Mau Datum. scary as we didn't know it was a false alarm at the tune," Those who attended the event were certain that the dancing, we were having such a fevered night-- Russell Smith. a green belt in said third year Geography student Patricia Key& eviamauon took longer. Marshall admitted: was lastly stressful at the ume But Tae-Kwon-Do, was set upon by a The news comes after last week's revelations that Leeds "All those at the front doors didn't move on and because overall the night went swinuningly " group of youths wielding a brick It went down well with the people who were in good Fire Service is cracking down on clubs who have poor we were right at the back it took ages to get out," said and an iron bar on Brudenell spirits." Road, Leaving him with a badly injured tent , Smith was walking with two housemates when approached by youngsters aged between 11 and 15. Despite being taunted he did not feel the situation was serious enough to display his skills, and merely squared up to the Blind student hit by attackers. He was then struck from TWO blind students were attacked by a nightclub behind with the bar with such force than he thought his arm was doorman this week, it has been alleged. broken Smith had to be treated in The r- ictims, one of whom was celebrating his 21st birthday, were hospital and is still unable to said to have been assaulted by a bouncer on Monday at the PHUX move the arm, which is swollen. night at Mr Craig's nightclub. The incident occurred at about BY Dossers CAtFREN bouncer and we don't wish the behaviour of this Dull prospects lam when the doorman, named as Beckett Park, said: "We all go to Mr particular doorman to put this into Arnold Bundi by the club, asked Craig's a lot so I'm disgusted with the THE new ..tirernalive Prosper ius jeopardy," 1-MCI student Paul Davis and A- appalling treatment of a. well-known at Leeds University has been Promoter of MIX. Darren King, level student Chris Jeffries to move dubber like Paul at this venue:- attacked as -a-waste of money" who heads promotional company Big away from the stairs. Paul Harris, VP Administration at and "plain and boring" by Beat. said: "The whole incident is writes Meliznie Davis said: "We moved front the L MU SU . said: -Ws an absolute disgrace students, totally diabolical and is to he taken Daniels. stairs and met a friend, The bouncer this incident has happened and 1 pray further, This will not be the cad of it " The prospectus, brought out then grabbed myself and Chris with one that something like this will never Davis, a Leisure Studies student, is in competition with the official arm each to drag us out of the club. In happen again." still shaken up by the incident and said: the process he hit Chris and then pushed Mr Craig's General Manager, John university guide, was launched "I was really looking forward to my by this year's Exec but has not onto some steps.- Williams stated "We have uo reason to MC birthday but now I'm saddened that been well received. The Mr Craig's regular, suffered doubt what Paul has told us. The such a horrible event had to ruin my One student, first year Roger bruising to his Legs due to the attack, doorman involved will be sacked celebrations with my friends.- Jackson. complained: "It's dull white Jeffries received injuries to his immediately. and boring and doesn't tell me blow. "He overreacted and was completely PICTURED RIGHT: Revellers at Mr eye from the doorman's anything that the proper one Alison Pickford, president of Davis's out of order. We have had a good Craig's, Where the Incident occurred didn't." hall of residence. Priestly Hall at relationship with students in the past Plc: Richard Fletcher 4 LEEDS ST1 VENT 1.ndu■Frtiman 24 Ito ` NEWS RAIDERS' SUCCESS LEEDS Rag is celebrating this week after beating universities from all MT, the country to win the Newcastle Rag Raid Duchess backs competition. writer charlotte Lomax The competition was the second of its kind held in aid of the Imperial Cancer Research Fund and this year Leeds were PROTESTERS the defending champions St Andrew's University put up a great fight and we were really worried." said Raid Coordinator Helen Fitt. CONFRONT "There were about twice as many teams present this year as last year and the competition was a kit harder but we rose to the challenge and in the end we ROYAL vIsurOR came through." Leeds Rag raised C2.253 of IhmiLT, the L7,800 pounds raised for imperial Cancer Research CONFRONTATION marked the Duchess of Graham Buchanan. a Kent's visit to Leeds University this week spokesman for ICR expressed his gratitude to .1..ce4s. "It was when she was forced to face angry rent wonderful to see how hard strike protesters. everyone worked on the day Cd Duchess, who V. Chancellor of the university, was in Leeds like to extend a warm thank you nic to Leeds Rug - they did to officially open the university's new language centre, A small hnllianilv group of students, some brandishing placards, had gathered in an attempt to highlight the union's rent strike and gain the Duchess' support. SPACED OUT Ellie Clement. Administration Secretary at 1.UU. stopped the Chancellor AsTRoNALIT Helen Sharman Duchess to 1611 her about the strike OBE, the first Briton in space. and present her with a letter Is swapping her moon boots for outlining grievances against the given letter by civilian shoes to touch down at university's rents policy, while the Leeds University on March 22. Vice-Chancellor. Alan WI I Soil, union leaders looked on write.' Krim Fagan Chancellor Sharman IS to be the guest She listened intently and asked Clement whether the strike was a In well aware of your situation speaks[ at a free lecture in result of the 10 per cent grant cut, - working for the homeless entitled 'Out Of This World' London means I Jut know about saying: "You will have to persist which is to take place in the pnverty issues.- university's Conference but I promise I'll talk to the Vice- However, she reacted strongly Auditorium. GRIEF STRICKEN: when another student intervened and accused tier of 'living Off While members of the LUU mourn for the taxpayer'. "Don't accuse me of 'death' of cheap using taxpayers' money - I gel so angry when people say that." she university rents, the ictorted Duchess of Kent comes to Leeds and Proud offers support to the strikers. "I'm immensely proud to he Recce Ryan and Ellie Chancellor but if you don't want Clement from LUU me here then ask me to leave. If Exec lead the you would prefer the money spent. mourning (far right on my visit to be spent on your and lett). rents then write and tell me. Meanwhile. Bodington believe in you as people, as human Hall's Clapham House beings." is striking against Students not involved with the poor conditions, led protest were supportive: "The by JCR president Jeff Duchess is our Chancellor and we getpacking Raynor (above right) should respect that," said Haw 1./aviv, a second year Psychology we specialise in low cost travel for !students and student. young people providing support in over Floss Ed Crispin and "But user the rent strike she 150 offices throughout the world Julie Wood gate should support the students as much as pssilili- !MN' 't: 0,"4/ s I tu StA's Amsterdam', 38 57 Dublin 1, 30 49 Nairobi 193 378 Athens 82 139 Hong Kong 250 459 New Yoll 92 153 Australia 225 499 Jo'Burg 229 349 Paris 36 59 Bangkok 178 339 Is Lumpur 199 399 Prague 75 139 Boston 99 175 LA 134 249 Rio 249 4-88 POT HOURS' WHEELS Alarms attack Bodapar 79 145 Lagos 222 443 S Francisco 134 249 Cairo 123 219 Larnaca 102 159 Tokyo 301 499 DISMAYED ravers returned A FEMALE student who was assaulted on her way Delhi 199 308 Mexico 169 275 Toronto 107 199 from an expedition lo find their home has this week qutsfiened the elTeetheness id' rape minibus stolen - they had left the PINCHED alarms, writes Cie Sangster. Around Th. World keys behind, writes Toby Wakely. The student, who does wish to he named. was London , Hurli ligog / au:Wale/ it Zealand/ LA / isrrece / New iron / undo, teem 0099 Thieves nabbed the minibus vulnerable to tIneft. attacked on the railway bridge at the bottom of Li:Pekin rSitioanks•/ Jakarta /Austrails I Auckland / Tahiti ILA / %argue , while potholers from However Colin Mackey, the Rrudenell Road. "I saw a figure out of the corner of my New 'Yuri /London from Me Speleological society were busy Speleological society's tackle eye, and the next thing I knew, hr grubbed me. lie tried We also sues* Trans Siberian Rail, alone Ameriosn Coed Nana.. kitiforwcr exploring the Knulluw caverns in officer, refuted claims of to drug ine into the park but I managed to hit him in the Iran /Kist: cod [Moses pies n ♦n,1 rfrtn■tpipro ol °the, 100,rtat Derbyshire. The Mus was found at negligence. groin and force hint to let go." 4.35pm but was a burnt out "The minibus keys weren't left The third year, who has never had any training in wreck. on a rock, they were well self-defence, believes there is little choice but to fight A spokesman for LUU Exec concealed within a wall outside hack ''I don't think people pay attention Ire personal claimed that as the society had near the cave." alarms. If someone is going to attack you there is not hired the minibus through Ile also asserted that the nothing that will nailly slop them I'm Just so glad that I I'llra, the lining] was not liable for society wot not financially Ihrtile managed to gel away." LEEDS Insurance payments In the for the 11141114mi. He added: "As Ittlie lone. 1,1 .1' Women's Office. said: "there's IN YHA ADVENTURE SHOP I society. He also alleged that the Vier- y.)18e in our club is under 25 no 1-1•4S011 0.111 unman shouldn't he independent, but minibus driver had been none al us are allowed to drive an we do advise female students not to walk home on their negligent in leasing the sehiele's Ultra minibus so we hired one awn. to take advantage of the safety bus service and hi 0113 246 1155 keys no hide and therefore through the Cutting society." collect their tree ner,onot ...lifer, alarm (nun the union: NEWS LUTA i.C11.:1)INT Friday February at. 1995 5

Bs- Warm Ansorn RESIDENTS at one Leeds University hail are not only striking over the price of rent - they are also complaining about the state of the accommodation in which they are living. Students living in Clapham House at Ilodingtoii Hall tire paying their rent into the union holding fund to protest against conditions that than say are unbearable. Jeff Rayner, the Clapham JCR president, has taken over responsibility for the strike. He claims; "Compared to House condemned ether houses Clapham is such shithole that we can rudy try in change thing:4." us disgusting by Rayner has recieved dozen', ni complaint letters from other residenta It was decided at a house meeting that striking residents residents would strike until condil/dn$ and her clothes and books were are improved. Rayner also dans:led that drenched. all of the other houses in lindlrigion Crag find year Physics student said: Hall had been renovated recently We shouldn't pay the same as other except fat Clapham. houses as our facilities are much Appalling winele." SO far LAIU's rent strike fund has Residents have complained about recieved around three quarter* of a many aspects of the pato cotillions in with million pounds from more than the house including windrows nal 11.,.3t1la students who are taking part_ NEW TWIST closing, appaling paintwork, leaking *The union is 911 the process at laps and shower*, and ineffective Iwo negotiating a new offer," said Kohin Amp plugs. the showers have flooded Infirm, LUU General Secretary. several limes and on one occasion a However Carl Potter, Director of female resident's cupboard was soaked Residential and Commercial Services at AS HALL due to flooding and her clothes and Leeds University, claimed, "Positions hooks were drenched. in the negotiations haven't really The 9110Wetrs have flooded several altered and talks are still at a very limes and on one occasion a resident's Irritative stage.' RESIDENTS cupboard was soaked due to flooding

STRIKE FOR BETTER DEAL JAZZ and PIZZA in JAKE'S DINER

Mon: Courtney Thomas half Quartet Tue: The PRICE of IVORY Wed: NO BASS HIT Thu: COOL MUSIC from HOT COUNTRIES

The food is inexpensivw The booze is inexpensive Big break for breakfast time jazz The JAZZ is FREE got UP and coming acid iou hand 'Man Aliver Br TatiVa WM-AM their big television break this week when they starred on ITV 's This Morning. name lot themselves around Leeds. Choose your night at The six man and one woman student band Three of the musicians are in their second were asked to appear on the show to have a year of Popular Music Studies at Bretton Hall fashion image make-over after their drummer. while the others do various courses at Leeds City Simon Allen, met the programme's fashion College of Music. editor in London and put the idea to her. We represent quite a mixture." Simon said. The editor agreed and the band travelled over "Groovy and cool - 'Take That' with a.girl..Dau, to Liverpool this week to prepare (or the show. the guitarist. is generally regarded as the sexy //N The band were filmed in rehearsal on one, while I'm more of an exhibitionist. Wednesday and given a 'before and after' make- "Our singer, Clare, writes the stings and over on yesterday's show. teaches them to her sexy boys!" But there was one minor upset: The band, who played a gig at Joseph's Well "We were really disappointed when we found last Friday night, are hoping that their television c644+ out that Richard and Judy were away on holiday break will hung them even bigger success both and we wouldn't get the chance to meet them,- in Leeds and around the country. Simon said. "We're hoping to get some kind of record The hand came together "as an experiment" deal and are putting together a demo tape in only last year but already they are gaining a March,- ILLEDS STUDENT Priaiiv February. 24. 179, NEWS

the tram . they are will have been predetermined. They will WHILE the condemnation of English teams enjoy greet finalists and so this already be at a disadvantage in heaving to its their games. behaviour at Lansdowne Road still success penalty effectively ends counter the negative expectations of However. thin good rings in our ears. it is shameful that we their careers at others. This is Likely to put a strain on now hear of smuhurly impaling behaviour carne has now been LMUSLI Such team monde and have an =Nene: affect sullied by a ;Map alt by players them...eft es STUDENT punishment is the least on their perforntanee, Sportspeopie an ambassadors, When selfish individuals they deserve. Action Such is the fate of those who are national athletes play abroad, they are Rumours abound about has to he seen to he inevitably eared by the brush of others' playing to win but also to uphold the good the teams' destructive OPINION done to demonstrate violence, The 1-MLISU rugby learn are name of the esountry they represent So behaviour. Team that 1.,MUSLI is keen to charged with the responsibility of setting when 1.-MUSU football first XI trash a members or mated on for wdd on the ;inch antics. such can the rixord straight - both on and riff the hotel bests and some allegedly defeealed distance itself from such behaviour. It hotel mom in Ireland, they are not only immature behaviour cannot ge field The rehabilitation mast begin in the showers- These actions would have only be hoped that otherx will rake note bringing their own name into disrepute unpunished. The team acted as though straight away, for the sake of spurts but the name of the institution to which been disgusting erniugh had they occurred and think twice before acting in such a they were sway from home for the first players present and those who are stilt to they belong. in Leeds However. it is all the more manna again time. When growth tacit find it Mit-Wry come. Otherwise the name of LMUSU LMUSU has a proud and euecessful severe because spoil at I_MIJSU is now LMUSIrs first rugby team is Mon to to urinate on then own hells. 11 IS time IO sport will he regarded with distaste association with Tort Carnegie college is synonymous with bad behaviour beyond travel to Ireland where they hope tO stay question how mentally old they malty are. equalled only by that for British sports famous for being one of the premier these shores.. in the same hotel as their foothalling Four players have becri banned from fans abroad. competitors in the country. Most 1.141. 'SU Although spins mane; are well known eournerparo. The reputation of thin team

Tfl City Car theft: fresher Diminishing returns roLLurioN it seems is being blamed for the shrinking of men's willies! Scientists Nay that ever the years. the length and width of our fella's tackle is charged decreasing. Dr Rhdo Sunni, hir has researched the ft. I subject thoroughly, said "The destruction of the POLICE have arrested a fresher in connection with the ozone layer pales In cumparison te this." theft of a vehicle last weekend. Sam Buckler has been charged with the theft of a B-reg Vauxhall Nova from Caedmon Hall, Beckett Park. factory fathering Buckle' drove the car towards I larrogate before colliding with two other vehicles. All three cats were written off in the cinch and Buckler TIRE news is not affecting was taken to Harrogate District Hospital with a broken nose, damaged American sperm donor ankle and knee, and a gash to the forehead, Harvey Credenhall. I:redenhatl, a 571ear•sild One other person was taken into New York accountant holds hospital far observation but was lam' THREE CARS is world record by fathering dieeharged with tmly minor injuries 12,310 children in 23 years. Buckler.18. now faces charges of WRITTEN OFF A rate of over l I a week! hurgiary, takine a car without sonata[ and driving without insurance. Incident IN 'JOYRIDE' (leaning up your act what happened as I knocked myseif The incident occurred MI Saturday out in the crash." night during the Caedmon Hall Bail IP television is more your Po I we are waiting for lab results to "At the reception Sam looked scene. touch potatoes will he ascertain whether Buckler drove the dodgy and seemed really pissed oft." pleased to hear that they will vehicle while under the influence of said Adam Epsly, who lives at soon he able to rlu the alcohol wasn't donking that much Caedmon Hall. "He threw up tan the hoovering from their but I wasn't keeping count." claimed armchair. Scientists in coach and didn't seem too happy Buckler thin week Wales have invented a radio about that After we got to Queens hr controlled vacuum cleaner got off the coach arid no one saw him Court case that can he steered around after that, the house without leaving "The nest we heard was when Buckler. who laces a court case your seat. Nikki, a gal in our hall, got a message next month, has gone hack home to on Sunday rooming from the security Wales to recover and regrets what guards to phone her mum who told het happened. "I feel a couplets fool he Sweetest pill that her car had been stolen and said, "I've tried to speak to Nikki, but written off.- she doesn't want to talk to me, I can LOSING weight seems to be Buckler, who's studying for an understand why" becoming easier as well. HND in Recreation Leader.hip, says Mike Wilkinson. LMI...1 Secretary, Doe tors are now he does not remember what happened sand, "When Sam comes back to recommending sugar tablets to hint from getting off the coach its Leeds we will he ticking him to come to their overweight patients. waking up with a doctor next In him in in and see us. We will take no action until we know whit 3CI11111 arises out The tablets, which eon he the car: bought at chemists, "I haven't got much memory of of the criminal proceedings HOSPITAUSED: Sam Buckler recovering in Leeda General Infirmary Plc: Ross Nottingham supposedly roof the body into thinking it has just eaten a large meal. Life Ls sweet after all! On a wing and a prayer Re-running an old movie AN aborted plane take-off and a delay BY SARAH 1)rsree MINI mayhem awaits two students BY AJJSON WRAOG Hotel du Sin of almost two days left a student harping to embark on a re-run of 'The stranded In Africa without any he named. Italian Job' - the film of a whacky race But the pair fare a problem: they A SWINDON couple luggage. "We had to put our heads between from Brighton to Italy. don't have a ear to get them across to the experienced u holiday in Hell The trauma began us the plane, our knees and hold on for what But unlike the 1969 movie, students continent. Ant auctioned his beloved ashen their connecting flight bringing the student home from seemed tike ages." Ant Greening and Jim Wright have no 1976 P registration Mini 11)00 in order to to Guadeloupe was holiday, was gathering speed on the 'the passengers, who had been plans for bank busting. partake in a charity cycle to Israel last cancelled. Wanda and runway for take off. returning from Zimbabwe, then had tnstead their eights are on purloining year. Richard Ilurley were A bird then became caught in the to wail for nearly 48 hours for a plonk. an they race from Brighton, He said: "It was a beautiful car with stranded over night in an engine's rotors and emergency replacement plane to arrive to take through France and on to Torento in shiny red body, and a white roof - Antiguan brothel whilst procedures had to be initiated by the them home. southern Italy. Their plan is to become He added: "We have to raise a waiting for another flight. plane's cabin crew. '[heir luggage had also been one of the first 1211 vehicles to reach minimum of r:1.500. but obviously we Poor Wanda said: "I didn't The student, a postgraduate at mislaid in the confusion and they need a vehicle We could borrow a Mini sleep a wink." Italy • and 'steal' four bottles of wine: Leeds University, and fellow received no offers of compensation The LMU students will rally for nine from someone who does not use theirs, passengers had to assume crash from the airline. days in an attempt. to nab the bottles of Or a person involved in over Compiled by positions, with their heads between "It was a nice holiday but I'd Italian vino. dealership." their knees. rather Negri the journey hack!" said The event is expected to raise over Anyone with a spare Mini is asked to Sara Teiger "It was a terrifying experience," the relieved student after returning to 1:20II,0011, which will he given to the kindly contact Ant on 743716 to make said the student, who does not wish In Leeds. NSPCC when the racers return to Britain. the journey possible.

COMMENT & ANALYSIS Lathes ettenner 'Hay Fairway lit, IVO 7

a three happy, heady years at having got through to the third round university draw to a close, les of a high-powered job in the City, is Atime to pack your bags and head now panicking in case they ask him fie for pastures new. Yup . now is the time his exam certificates; certificates for finalists all over Leeds to take a which tell a slightly different story trembling step on the career path and from the nice As displayed on his CV_ start looking for a job. Quite a few people manage to avoid The first thing to expect is a lot of the whole application-interview- rejections. As the Socialist Worker rejection routine for a while by going types outside the union delight in for a professional qualification. telling us. this is 90s Britain and there Teaching suddenly becomes a most ain't no jobs. Discovering the MTV attractive prospect as thousands of don't want you as their top executive is students alt down and think: "Now a hit of a blow_ But there's no turning what can i really do with a hack now You need that job. History/Politics/English/ French And as the rejection leaers pile up, degree?" and realise that the only desperation sets in. People who once answer is - er - become a loftily proclaimed their intention to become international stockbrokers. References trawled now dash around elated to have up from two weeks' reached the third stage of interviews for the position of shelf stacker at work experience at Kwik Save. the Milk Marketing You knew you're in trouble when Board in the fourth you're even rejected from the silly he queen of green, an perpetuates animal testing. situation implies. Anyway, if an jobs How does a person retain any year of secondary icon of the '80s Although bath companies want to ingredient needs to he tested on sense of self worth when they're school will come environmental fad, stop animal testing altogether. they aim animals, we wouldn't use it." turned down from somewhere like T to achieve their goals in very different BLIAVelmin the Fixed cut-off date back to haunt you. it Toys R Us? I'm currently banned from Anita Roddick is now ways. The Body Shop upholds a 'live policy gives companies no incentive to eating Mars bars, as the people at Mars History/Politics/English/French household name. If you're not year rolling idle', i.e. they only work alter their policy: 'The rolling rule have just rejected a friend of mine. Not teacher. wearing one of her Body Shop with companies who have not tested encourages companies to change their content to work. rest and play on the People who three or rout years ago their products on animals within the ways, while the fixed line policy products, you're probably last five years and guarantee they will dole. she's now applying to be an were merrily reducing supply teachers watching her endorse doesn't alter as time goes on. I won't accountant. I think Mars should be to tears, are now prepared to enter the continue to Use Alternative methods of argue that there aren't perfectly logical aware of the lengths they've driven her battle zone themselves. They'll then American Express cards on the testing in the future. This is a policy reasons for the fixed line policy too. but to. get paid a tidy sum to cajole a new box. supported by the British Union for the we believe the rolling rule is more Abolition of Vivisection (I3UAV) and But it's not all rejection. rejection, generation into taking History degrees Admirers anxiously hover efficient in minimising and eventually the International Fund for Animal getting rid of animal resting altogether.' rejection. Sometimes there's an and thus the liberal-arts keeps alive all around her with smiles of interview - and then there's rejection. over again. Welfare (IFAW). delight painted on their faces, The transformation from student lay- or those who retain some However. both the RSPCA and about to honest member of the glimmer of hope in life and and when she speaks there is an Beauty Without Cruelty believe in a onal Crawford, The Science workforce was never going to be easy. Frefuse to succumb to instant hush, broken only by 'fixed cut-off date' policy, forbidding Researcher at BUAV, sees these use of all ingredients tested on animals arguments as a distraction from And just to make it more traumatic, teacherhood, the other main option is smatterings of applause and D employers have invented the interview. Law. The Law Conversion Course is a after 1976. Joseph Pieciont, the the main point: "I want companies to shouts of ecstatic agreement Interview clothes can prove haven for poor misguided souls who Managing Director of Beauty Without stop arguing about minor differences amusing. Soap dodgers suddenly took liberal arts and social sciences • from those unable to contain Cruelty. believes: "A five year rolling and work together_ In two years the appear with gleaming faces, Goths otherwise known as the bloody useless their delight at the wisdom of policy is inadequate for all companies Cosmetics Directive may ban all claims who see animal testing as a priority." of and-animal testing on cosmetic model a nice shade of beige for the degrees. Like teaching. people who do her words. Piccioni claims any shop with a packaging, and then the public will find day_ Crusties prune the dreads that law conversions are in it. not for the All this was clear during her speech rolling policy is effectively free to buy it much harder to decide what product they've taken three long years love of law, but because they don't in Leeds University's Great Hall last cultivating. Their commitment is know what else to do with their lives. Thursday. Roddick peppers her rousing ingredients almost us soon as to buy without prior knowledge of the companies without any 'ethics' at all: ethics of that company. We need to pull outstanding: how will they ever show After all, if the workings of the justice speech with epigrams and quotations "In reality a policy of a five year stand- together and ban all animal testing their faces in the Fenton again? system really rung their bell, they'd from Einstein. Walt Whitman and off period is often meaningless: it can before this Directive comes into Interviewees will have already have opted for law three years ago. Schumacher: "The best you can do is easily take as long as this to register the action." supplied their interviewer with CVs Unlike teaching, however, there's a better than you've ever imagined.- she new ingredient with the European There data not appear to be a right and references. These can be taken big chance that after all that expensive says,"all that is stopping us is at lack of Union, so as soon as the ingredient or a wrong way to persuade companies down and used as evidence against land we're talking expensive) training, imagination." comes onto the market_ companies with to adopt policies against animal testing, you. References trawled up from two the job offers won't exactly be Roddick appeal is for capitalism a five year rolling period can buy them but there is a huge foundation of public weeks' work experience at the Milk flooding in. But that's a few years with compassion: "businesses come without disconvenieneing anyone-" support to ensure that it will happen Marketing Board in the fourth year of away yet, and studying for a legal with no moral code of practice. I am The Body Shop acknowledges this, eventually. secondary school will conic back to qualification is an excellent way to awed by our responsibility." but insists the situation is entirely The Cosmetics Directive may act as haunt you. You'll also rue the day you dodge the real world for is while_ Fine words. but is Anita Roddirk as theoretical: "If we waded to use a &airline for firm action, but as dusted off your Records of But maybe it's not too late • if you morally perfect as she appears? ingredients five years after they were Crawford firmly states: "Even if we Achievement, proudly diaplaying your work really hard now, you might just The Body Shop backlash has begun. invented. we would be light years haven't managed to stop animal testing two years in the school choir. scrape a First, become a lecturer, and Other socially aware companies have behind our competitors, instead of light by this time and the Directive blocks Information on CVs can range from avoid the job market forever. criticised its policy on animal testing. years ahead, as we are at the moment. tiff one direction for our protests, there the spurious to the down-right untrue. I One. Beauty Without Cruelty. claims Any innovative company, such as The is no way we will give give up the issue know of one brazen individual who, Roildick's company actually Job seekers - good luck. Body Shop, works far quicker than this as a whole."

THERE is always that sense of post. executive reverse. -Come on. let's start, was thrashed I'r'king tot somebody Jamie the job on. polling blues in the aftermath of iinyone who's late will have to catch up," in his attempt the ilad this been the Exec equivalent of elections. The lasers realise they're going he rapped, only for Clare Run. VP at re-election the A-Team (presumably with Camille to have to start hunting for a proper job, Beckett Park, to timidly enter on tip-toe His entrance Bentley being played by someone other while the winners stare into a fate far soon after. at this week's Mr T), then they would have leapt up and worse: taking over from where their RUM, it should be stated, is yet to meeting was into the van and even now be using achieve fame for her hard work and stolen front ACK bombs, fists and cigars to Ming down the predecessors left off At I_MUSU this is likely to be less a dedication to the union cause - there are the Alan A vveekly sketch of student politics evil forces pitted against Carnegie. But poisoned chalice than a fizzing stick of even rumours she has been known to Ayekhourne this is LMUSU Exec of the 1994-95 d ite. Next year's vice-presidents - miss the occasional meeting. Then again, school of right places on the minutes until Snowy vintage, and so the best we could hope e tell last week • can look forward to a her colleagues are themselves still bedroom far •e: proceedings were got things moving. And then the big man for was Bomber's surreal: "Corporate year of meetings talking about sunbcds waiting for the right moment to come out interrupted by a hesitant knock at the fire displayed his brilliant skills as a identity is a delicate phrase." Thus and conference delegations. Next year's as members of Woricaholk's ittunkvinous. exit door, and when Bomber finally politician: he delegated. Snowy had to choose some volunteers. President, Simon 'Chirpy' Caffrey. can One would be truly amazed, for example, navigated his way inside he began It was the Carnegie problem again, the which made hint appear like a teacher look forward to trying to fill the to enter the Exec offices and find Pete burbling about flat tyres and who was people who want to pmerve heir world and all the rest like sheepish school kids not inconsiderable boots of Davis, VP Communications. in any going to pay for them. famous sports mune in defiance of 1141) dreading being picked on to read their Andrew 'Snowy' Snowball. posture other than loafing horizontally on Snowy meanwhile was storming bureaucrats. Such semantic arguments essay first. In the end the job fell to Take this week's at comfy sofa with a cheeky grin on his through the agenda in his own inimitable might seem better suited to the Liberal Bomber and Clare Rutt, which makes it a meeting of Exec. There, face. cracking jokes and pretending to be fashion. Everyone was congratulating Democrats, but in truth for the last month pretty safe het that their successors can as ever. sat the mighty politically incorrect Deborah Hartman on her election victory or so Exec is supposed CO have been look forward to a meeting in which Snowy in the chair. a Then then is Paul 'Bomber' Harris, until he pointed out that she hadn't flying the Carnegie flag. Instead, being President Chirpie will say that Exec tine figure of fashion VP Administration- whose year in office actually won yet. Bomber was being such desperately busy people, they hadn't really does need to sum doing something with baseball cap in has been so impressive to date that he fussy about having the commas in all got round to it. and now Snowy was about the Carnegie problem. of pop Will 1995 is far Krems I The bible for kids with hard- bring success for heavy metal everywhere. KernaKT is K never short on subtlety or free pullout for Rockers posters of Alx Rose and other dubious rock heroiLs. Hi-Fi? JAMES Britain'S only nick weekly k allegedly named after the ferocious sound a guitar makes when twaniked MUIR spoke in that unique, overdriven rock way. And who would argue with them? The Uk's premiere rock to the band authority can make or break a band at will with its about name owera0 which ranges from zinc' to blanket with 110 middle ground. The mat; alters for all taste'; of changes, !,altar licks, but thereat gods here are the likes of labels and Guns 'n Roses, Metallica and Aerosmith. They each eernt a place on the "AU Time Top 50" chart eclectic which formed the crux of Kt mmgl's Direktory of Heavy Metal. There's no room for wimpy, middle house. Let me of the road Q-views and Kerranges 5K ratings hear you, system ensures a fair deal for purveyors of metal mayhem even/when!. whistle posse.

is for Level 42 Where would pop be today were it not for the contribubons of Level 42"? L Their particular brand of funk-infused iorestompers has had us all clicking our fingers for many years now Rumour has it that the Red Hot Chilli Peppers have cited Mark Kings finger lickin' good bass-playing and crossover songwriting as ET with Jamaican one of their biggest influences. Probably. But on a After a run-in dubmeister Augustus Pablo (or more Although appearing on Beyond's influential ambient dub series more serious note, folks, how many times have correctly his lawyers) Birmingham's Original Rockers became Glyn asserts that "we were never an ambient act" but you been driven to distraction by Mike Linda Rockers Ili Fi.The change of name also heralded a change of acknowledges the role played by the dance explosion. "The harmony vocals? Such is the biiy's grip on the fortune as the duo of Dick Whittingham and Glyn Bush signed mainstream is more accommodating to leftfield music since house ,xincept that even humming a few bars of that" hi' to Island after four years of independence. broke; people are more open to music from lots of different in Running in the Family puts you in the high risk In the last year their startling blend of bass heavy dub, deep directions." 'hum all day category; instantly driving you house and hip hop has been echoed by the success tat Portishead, Dick himself enthuses about the jungle scene, which is massive distraction as you finally resort to your gratis Max Massive Attack and Tricky - the so called Bristol Sound - and in Birmingham, saying. "What inspires me about jungle is the way Bvgraves records rather than having that camp lames Lavelle's so hip it hurts Mo'Wax imprint. Glyn admits the it's completely over the edge." He hints at jungle mixes on future twat's voice going round your head. Anyway media will probably lump them in with the "trip hop" singles and even self produced jungle tracks,"f see a lot of shared what's it all about? Being on the back seal with scene,"taking a bit of an easy way out", but doesn't begrudge influences in the jungle scene with reggae and hip hop as well as !Leech and Emily? Ehnen, I bet you wen!. I don't those acts success because "they got major label deals before us.' its use of salt ples.we just deal with different tempos." want my kids hearing that filth on Tall' 2 in to Signing to Island has been crucial, freeing them from the Their label Different Drummer is still in operation. Bastard Tree Lycars time financial constraints of running their own label. As Dick says,"It's - a dub collection - was released late last year and two of the a tremendous advantage, we can do it full-time and afford to give featured artists, Neotropic and Templeroy, have albums due out up our day jobs. In the past we were cramming all the work into later this year. The next release is from an artist called Sapien, an 5. d urping the evenings and weekends and we can keep our label to promote ex-member of the UK Subs He describes his music as 'gothic Ratings new artists " The first fruit of their new deal was the single "What flamenco' and goes under the name Von Shock. a Life" last month, an intoxicating stroll through dubbed up hip The change of name and label has also given birth to Rockers ONE FOR 4. Chucking hap. Next up is a remake of their '42 classic "Push,Push", due ter Hi Fi the live soundsystem. "We actually planned to stop gigging the chicken. release in March. An album, Rockers r,' tot l‘nys in April, an after our two recent London Dates" says Glyn:but they were so THE BOYS update and extension of their '93 debel successful and we really enjoyed it" The tape of their recent show 3. Spanking at London's Dubology showcases a surprisingly vibrant sound which puts to shame the recent soundsystem shows by Massive the worm. what inspires me about Attack As a result they are planning a tour to support ate release 2. Bashing the of Rockers hi Rockers. • bishop. Jungle is the way it's After four years as a credible underground obscurity Rockers itill15111:1° Ili Fi look set to join the likes of the Bristol boys in the major 1. A good tug. completely over the edge league.

- w he Flamingoes Worry Bomb (Chrysalis) Panky Plastic Jewels

verybody hates Carter, ,,ing lambasted the Middle East elf-styled New-Wave-of-New-Glani- don't they? Popular , amumgers on Mnuthearb, and Mod popsters, Camden's Flamingoes E wisdom has it that all their predicted the end of the world on have been tipped for the top by those songs sound the same, they can't sing Dusk, The The have now embarked on "an occasional alternative rock bibles News Of The World and and they wear stupid shorts. Well, if series of albums celebrating the great London's Evening Standard. An ominous start for a nobody likes them, they don't care, On singer/songwriters,' the first of which tackles the band whose debauched on (and off) stage antics - this album it seems that Carter have Mammoth back catalogue of Hank Williams. les all in almost overshadow their own brand of slashed, finally grown up; they've ditched the a day's work for Matt folurion, your everyday brooding songwriting. stupid shorts, Jim Bob's lost his floppy harbinger of doom. The combination of raw, drug. Plastic foods springs no real surprises but covers fringe and the songs are no longer full addled country and the harsh, glooiny/melodir old territory with a youthful panache and verve, ot daft puns. anthems usually associated with Johnson would bringing an air of contrived enthusiasm to a tired While the tracks on this album still tall seem a curious one, and, perhaps inevitably, the and tested formula. Opener "Disappointed", pours into two basic categories - the big, results are interesting without ever becoming seedy arrogance over a heady slice of pristine pop; melodramatic ballads and the punks', essential. "Teenage Emergency" sees delinquent twins,Jude shouty ones - surely every band has their The band have certainly avoided the easy option and James, preening and pouting about "the flashy own readily identifiable sound If bands vt a straight, heads-down rendition of each song. gear, the cockney sneer" - something Suede carried were dismissed because all their records use/ It's fire resistant and waterproof." Some are so radically restructured as to be off with gallons of conviction but a topic this trio followed similar patterns we could say All this soul searching does ot course unrecognisable. "Honky-Tonkin'," once a jaunty, could hone down or just leave in their wardrobes. goodbye to Oasis, The Smiths, The Sex mean that the two overtly political songs whisky-euppin' call to pleasure, becomes a funereal, Perseverance pays off, though; "Absent Fathers, Pistols etc etc. Although the bouncy sing- on the album. "Ceasefire and "Gas echoing lament, dominated by the singer's Violent Sons" is the coolest song ever about single- tornedable croak of a voice. - a-longs that made them famous are (man)", sit rather uneasily next to slower I'm a Long Cone parenthood, while "Winter" cruises along in a present and correct - see recent singles songs such as "Going Straight" on which Daddy" gains a death-metal set of chords that contrast smouldering Mary Chain vein. There are few duff oddly with Deep South lyrics like Let's Gel Tattoos" and "The Young Jim Bobs drawl becomes-genuinely "fie been in the numbers, notably 'Unstable- and the weary new Offender's Mum" - a lot of this record is moving, despite its obvious limitations doghouse so doggone long/ That when I get a kiss I single, "Sceemter", but otherwise glam sneering and more brooding and introspective. So, while this may be just another think that something's wrong." "Your Cheathe spiky punk melodies are the order of the day. one of the most heart-wrenching songs ever, is kept It's as though after years of trying, Carter album, it's a bloody good example For .r group unafraid to wear their influences on Carter have finally realised they are not of its kind that deserves a fair hearing respectfully intact. while any song with a title like their take fur sleeves, Plastic Jewels is a cocky and going to change the world by singing -There's a Tear In My Beer before being dismissed by the musical .% beyond criticism. Too tuneful debut. Desperately seeking fame and about it in a dodgy. Serf London accent. snobs of this world. often though, the minimalist approatit lays hare Matt fortune, Flamingoes may have made the ultimate Indicative of this change in attitude is lohnsi ins vocals, and his relentless bass growling late night, speed-ridden; trashy soundtrack. the surprisingly affecting ballad, "My soon grates over an entire album. Tape it, don't buy It Defeatist Attitude" on which Jim Bob sings "I'd fight the system but what's the Owen • . o Gibson Chris Mooney Piers Martin Music 8/9 Af"", 944%

By Sadie Whittacker SINGLE OF THE WEEK

The Prodigy Poison I recarengii vs. M Pro essor Another small, vet The Mad 1 perfectly formed Prodigy No Protection (Circa Records) single, "Poison" exudes Professor's electronic excellence from remixes send Ilmenthe Eye Attack have been stremieresbeifferiying their links every pore; eclectic tii the se us "Bristol Scene" - an itrietteritte have nutwhere computer- generated Massive Attack staikerd reigns supreme in the sieety Allah. With th case of their sec album in lust so months ii may ep sounds which sear between into over dith t grained Brisinlian laentees deg tinlt usa‘i; speakers Iike laser beams, mode, but a bit of it And if Massive Attar• at they unable to stay in one place from the burgeonirt Brioairelpehop tearghli scene, for too long. This single re- STEVE COcIPEFIL, tea Portishead and • ‘ke, Theit surely refeasing- an affirms Liam's wizardry sees through ' pe dub i•XPTC.15,05 the wrong way to gip about status. Why then the need for an MC who thinks he's a cat? a wiled:km of clubbed-up, spaced-out Likes on the their cynicah—. ' cash-in Jr b....um proper, Prot/elite', remixed by DJ and r Far nom being a redical re-working of the Frage protectio e deoanstruction; the songs are all overtly similar to Ordleary Angles(the remix) Mushroom bly glower) doe u anel chilled nut. Some of it work:, racket Fascinating Joie this Ang.ic orlie lectured in an episode of ' of 'Spying Glass' u a. mesh of Feva,..-v peTCUssIltri Neighbours. I think it was the episode during which Rik and forest Ii 5rookv. eotralling +thane- Slmiltulv, the Sally had a romantic afternoon in the park. But. I digress. Semi al Feedback Dub'guise displays nms found isubtlete acappella remix of what is already a splendid single, "Ordinary Angels" sends you hop, skipping and jumping with songs are simply tin 'the seine seam, singularly glee. It emanates an enthusiasm which could only have been devoid of lion. And this is part inspired by spending long periods of time in the sun. P _ these are club tre !gongs are all renneeti in exect v t ; endle* Wraps. s, drums and snippets of Nyack phased vocal pulse Ladle. 011.5 . is pleasantly mellow, I'm your star I Echo s~ bug it's no 110 of Trickfe."Overeiertie i e will have realised Predictable Indic pop a la Cain Blossoms, Gigolo Aunts ad the scope le n present, 'With his t• reworking of nauseum. Light-hearted gee-tar, 'I'm your star' is the standard Karmacoma Is like the opportunity 6t.*: squandered and post high school, happy-go-lucky drivel. Eetra tracks include a dire version of .Eurythmics 'Love is a stranger which would that something more could have been achieved; reduce ev.en the monstrous Miss Lennox to tears, p and intelligent Waves zee contributing and which these soup seem to lack It would have 01 rem ix- vopemeibliltire - what price a Sharks BlackMiftWax'ejegete Lavelle or When I Ids* you I hear Charlie Parker playing When will Sparks finally give up their fatuous quest for pop )flay, Perhaps it glory? The original version sounds like a ludicrous. cross idealism, but between early Pet Shop Boys and a 2 Unlimited piss take. It is int stifled and strange then that the Bernard Butler rernix sounds like it was mpressed. written and performed by Portishead. Sexy, sleepy and Just say "No 'Thank distant, in an old record player, smoky underground jazz type way, it makes you wonder if it is indeed the same single Apparently so. And you thought the title was strange. Extreme Coming Dom Slash's Snokepil- (4:).11 Rip Today / 1.&M Various Creation t's 5 O'Clock Somewhere Fist City / Alternative A surprisingly funky and upbeat track, this utilises the tried Tentacles and tested Extreme formula with the usual rocked-out results. 0 (Geffen) The band demand via an annoyingly repetitive chorus that we Nactly what it is about female bands "hip today and forget about tomorrow . Perhaps if we could ot so much of a "Best Of" album. Oh my, God. Guns and Ruses are bad understand what they meant we might oblige. One to thrash Coming Down lea collection enough but now it seems that they've that compels them to behave like a M crowd of drunken Chubby Brown your long matted hair to. ceremally chosen by Creation base chosen to inflict their over inflicted egos E Alan McGee - of the label's quieter, on us individually as well as fans at a football match remains a Minty mellower moments Including artists such as collectively. There's no denying that perpetual mystery. It ranks net up there Useless Man / Candy Records Oasis My Bloody Valentine, Primal Scream Slash is a good guitarist in a hard rawk with questions lilie,"Why are ere 4-ertawly not one to take home fur your Little sister to listen Wayne's WorIdicinda way but there is pictures of topless women on this bands and Ride this album does not, as you might to, but a novel single none the less. "Useless Man" is the no getting away from the fact that this album covert', and more importantly, expect, reflect Creation's reputation for musical equivalent of that rather obscene Nirvana T-shirt, simply sounds like a substandard Guns "How on earth did they get signed in the producing some of the most innovative reworking the in old lip-smacking, thirst-quenching Coca n' Roses album. first place 7" Tribe Ws rkher aptly titled guitar music in the past decade this side of Cola anthem in a hilarious and revolting deep throated This is even true of the singer who Fist City, makes LT.. tampon-lobbing, Sonic Youth. Instead, it includes lesser parody. Fortunately, it also includes o poptastic Grid re- Slash recruited, who sounds more like man-hating behaviour seem as innocuous known album tracks of the above bands. working and a 26f1hprn version for those ultra-stimulated Ax] Rose than Axl himself- The whole as afternoon tea with the vicar. Backed by and tracks by even lesser known hands such among US. as Velvet Underground soundalikes album is just so predictable, sounding generic guitar rock melodies, their songs Slaughter Joe and McGee's own band Biff like it could have been knocked out by serve to disgust, perturb, and at times Faith Pie Mare Bang Pow! The result IS an attempt to show any American soft metal group anytime, even nauseate. All I can do", is a vulgar ever. The cover is cliched (snakes, bones, and unnecessary account of sexual abuse. Digging the Grave /Slash that these artists deserve to be credited on This, dare I say, could almost be mistaken for a Therapy? their sung writing talents as well as their use cigarettes), the lyrics are cliched (Got no while "Manipulate", is downright worries/ Meek( right along/And what a disturbing; '1 want to tie her to lhe track. One of Faith No More's angrier singles, Mike Patton of effects pedals; and in most cases it works. screams lyrics with the ferocity of a man who's dog's just great night babe) and the subject matter bedpost, and call her evil names like you The Valentint,e' "Sometimes" may not boast been run over. Definitely not one of their best. the majestic overdrive of "You Made Me is cliched ( strippers, cars, suicide, guns nasty bitch from hell." limm And it gets worse. Trust me, you really, realty don't Rorke.' but has a quiet brilliance of its own, - you get the picture). Basically, you Radishead as does Teenage Fanclub's "Guiding Star". know exactly what this is going to want to know. Suffice to say, Tribe 8 are scariest bunch of women you're ever Surprisingly, it's Ride and Primal Screen sound like as soon as you take the CD the High and Dry / Parlophoria likely to meet. Remarkably tune from the Radiohead boys, who contribute two of the weakest tracks. out of its box . cheerful My advice to you ? Gel out of Fist still appears to be a problem. Love- These aside, Coming Down reveals Alan So unless you're a spotty sixth former Celt although self confidence and reclaim your dignity while you still me-don't-leave-me lyrics looped around dreamy guitar McGee's impecable, if a little retro, taste in with long greasy hair and can. Better yet, don't visit in the flirt place, melodies. Sounds more like an album track than a single music and an admirable alumni of artists, Roses" lippex-ed on the back of your leather jacket then leave well alone. it's an extremely unnerving place to be in. release, but with this band that's hardly an insult. Bizarrely both past and present enough, this will rather remind you of eating a bowl of your Sara favourite flavour ice cream. McDonald Owen Gibson Mary Singleton SWIG Your grant's long gone, your student loani truly spent, how are you going to survive weeks? For many students the answer se( you can't buy what you need, steal it. KAT GARETH HUGHES investigate. Pics: Ed

where people would put 1.11 massive, even after I'd had my student loan and the hooks are ludicrously expensivre ike most other orders for what records they so pretty.y soon my mind turned to shoplifting. Al simply can't afford them." students, Mark wanted and then basically I'd set first I just stole for myself, food, clothes, "Students have always stolen bixii- Thomas is hard up. oft to Our Price and nick them, It was anything I needed. But the real problem was that twenty years ago when I was tilintig it a lot easier in those days because most things couldn t go out. I couldn't afford to get into a problem is more a case of non-stolen Unlike his peers, weren't tagged. I'd lust walk in, buy a 12", then club or buy a drink, so 1 needed cash. Eventually into the building, organised group i L pick up a pile of other records, put them under decided on book theft. I used the notice boards shoplifters, stealing whole shelvade however, Mark has found ow arm and walk out. My personal best was outside the Old Bar to advertise books which I and the like_ The security system Fit shoplifting to be the answer to about 16 albums in one trip. 1 was making a lot of supposedly owned. When I got a response I'd that kind of thing. I realise that Attie his financial nightmares. money. Then just before I was eighteen, one of su.btly enquire about their reading list and then poorer than they used to be and dub the people I stole with got caught, it gave me sort them out with the .whole lot. I'm sure most lobs are harder to come by, bull dal total fear. just thought my parents would kill people realised the books they got were stolen. think this will make them more lilt "I started stealing at about fourteen lust small me if they found out. After that I gave it up for they would have been pretty stupid if they All sections of society steal I don't It6 things, lead figures th.at sort of thing. I didn't do quite a while." hadn't. Most were in perfect nick, some were still shoplifting is particular to etudenu- it because I actually needed the stuff, I did it for At university Mark, like hundreds of other in their wrappers. But I never had any The figures tell a different story 4 the rush, When you take something and you students, suffered from severe poverty. Despite complaints They were getting the books for half Ruddy, 11:LIU Assistant Service Matt know you're safe, you feel such a tiler. So at that Loans, jobs and numerous trips to Welfare, he the usual price, I was doing them a service." explained. age I suppose I did it for teenage kicks. Over the finally decided shoplifting was the only But doesn't it worry Mark, now in his final "Although the Bookshop didn't la, next few years f stole sporadically, but it wasn't permanent solution year at Leeds University, that shoplifting is overall financial loss, it did loose 4 until i war St:V831 ken that I became what you'd "1 wasn't long into my first year before I ran against the law? due to shoplifting between 1993 are call a big-time thief. I set up a scheme at school into serious money problems. My overdraft was "I'm not bothered about the legal side of necessarily students who steal from things either, it's illegal to take drugs, or to have outsiders. These professional thiem under-age sex but-it doesn't stop people from previously stole from the city cents doing it. Its a hit of a cliche but in my opinion put off by their more advanced sect big business can afford it, they're not going to go and now see us as a softer target. Ii bankrupt. I'd never steal trout a small -business an open environment, a more frieni or from mates_ I realise shoplifting isn't the atmosphere and of course this matt healthiest of things to do but I see shoplifting as easier for would-be thieves. Stude a sort of 'Class B' crime. It's not as bad- as most have some respect for the union be others and it doesn't really hurt anyone." and will always be a certain elemet One could of course argue that shoplifting, to stealing," e ven from big business who supposedly can afford such loss, does inevitably affect someone, et surely shoplifting isn't ei lobs are lost, prices go up and v.-ho has to take of financial security. Tim V.. the blame for the increased shoplifting figures? Welfare Secretary, believts Many of Mark's friend take a less than more students are being fel approving view of his lifting habit. ysuch crimes, "I know for a fact a lot of stud= "When I tell other students about what I do They can't afford to do their weeks' they're riot shocked but you can tell they don't they 4. to Morrison and steal it in realty approve. I think once people know they luxuries or things to sell theyge ai tend to mistrust rne, they think if I'll nick from a and lentils. The students I know SI. shop I'll nick from them which just isn't the case. simply so that they can suivive ii Shoplifting isn't a trendy crime like taking entirely due to student poverty, 811 drugs. so people see it as a bit of sordid pastime desperate and I've nn doubt that it and generally they don't want to know." Government's fault." Chris Leonard, the Manager of the ILI Most student, have money Mt' ltonkchup, found the isles students stealing don't steal, whether out of noggin,. books a little hard to %wallow. or fear of getting caught, Mark b.], 'We don't have a maiorproblem with worries. ehoplifters here, most students leave us alone probably because they see us as their bookshop. "I have no moral problem with in their union, so they feel it would he stealing it s going to keep me smiling, leer from themselves. get me drugs to go daneing.Uwil "That said, I'd he stupid to say that out of the to live a shitty life just cos I'M a le) i7,000 students here, there aren't some who I want to have a decent time Mil steal. I can understand why they do it, some of however I can-"

Susan BY 'ECK! Leybourne many new dub nights starting up in Leeds, its becoming impossible to go With so anywhere without being showered with flyers. People ary getting confused What we need is one new night to cut through all the crap and offer something a little bit different and original. DataithUnk promises to be just that. Dataphunk's origins are in the highly successful techno nights run by LUU's Euphonic Society, which regularly packed the I fervor Milk Bar. There was obvious potential to Your Tarot Forecast expand an these and progress to a full-blinvn dub. Co-promoter Foggy Thomas explains how Dataphunk developed from Euphonic -"We wanted to get Out on our own and concentrate on the music we really believe in, with the full effect of a for the week ahead proper club, Nothing like Dataphunk has ever been done before in Leeds - it's not going to be just another Euro-techno night." MB For the music, think American techno and deep house - the closest 416' this week you will be taking the bull by the comparison is the Detroit room in The Orbit (except at Dataphunk you'll be able to 0A hums and taking charge of major decisions, !MU dance). Resident DJs are Mark Turner (resident in that same Orbit Detroit room) are the ruler of your de:tiny right now, and no and Warren Cooper from Euphonic. Mark reckons Dataphunk is just what Leeds ' , , ,'-' one can better your progress. The mad aheid needs: "People want a change from German fast techno. Techno started in the - - dear for anyone thinking of going on a winking States - now it's going back to the States. We're not doing this to be trendy - I holiday abroad this year. think Detroit music is so much more stimulating, more emotional," Says VMS Warren, attempting to describe his music policy: -Underground You seem in be stuck in a rut, making mountains Resistance, Red Planet, Basic Channel Jeff Mills, Juan out of molehills and worrying about things that Atkins, Detroit, Chicago; all that sort of thing". f haven! happened vet self doubts will get you uture guests should include the likes • nowhere. You have as much right to success as of Stuart MacMillan, Huggi and Luke _,.., anyime else, and the sooner you start believing FSlater, but the emphasis is strongly this the better things will be. on the music and giving good local DJs MEI an airing is apriontv. "Who knows Anyone involved in mental work will do well which way it'll all go in the future?" this week, your mind is full of worthwhile plans says Foggy, "We could develop, get and ideas, which only need the right people to more experimental, wherever it leads - help you put current plans into action. Invitations Dataphunk starts on Wednesday I of a romantic nature seem likely, especially with March in the Basement, the Music someone with similar arlciatiiA irreligious views. Factory. Time: 9.30 - 2.00. C.3.00 / C2-50 NUS. fAs: I March: Mark Turner, At last, you are starting iv get back on coutse Warren Cooper, Richard Garland. 15 again, after feeling trapped ewer recent weeks. Mardi: Matt 1Karadzic (The Orbit), Mark Yin' are now in a position to walk away from Turner, Warren Cooper. previous upsets and start the new month with a Claire Rowland happier outInolc 111 h My God, it's Rampant abandonment is the flavour of this Monday tomorrow .17 week, casting all cares to the winds. Relationships (e% A6 look worth pursuing. Physical activities look - more tedious Lsa,.1 O %) O 4• than mental one, far the time being. Take work and pointless 31 D.1.1) Y. ' better lectures got to see the care of health matters, as being accident prone is hank manager... etc. etc. likely. WE Frightening, isn't it, the reek is Steven gerkoff's modern Money concerns effect that Sunday has on rewriting of Sophocles' Oedipus. are first and foremast in your you? Well, don't worry, ili4,0—'''.77 next two weeks, you will feel like stayingin with Set in contemporary Britain, it (-",„.. ,„. someone special, although they may }laic you're not alone. Millions tells the story of Eddy, an ordinary of people experience these exact sensations even, week, as "''' "'" different ideas. Ounces are likely; g11:1 out and young roan attempting to have a great time with friends, but spend all the the horrible truth dawns. The weekend is over. keal life raise_himsetf above the violence and ▪ 1 " gas money, or stay in with a video and have the starts again in only a few hours time. apathy of the "British Plague" into Television companies, in their infinite wisdom, have money for another day. decided to help us through these troubled times by which he was born. MYU I The play is in turns poignant now, scheduling programmes that actually will one to go to bed. and often hilarious. With a Health matters are iiiiportAot right No-one in their right mind, even the hardiest insomniac, moving, especially stmt.,: related conditions. Try and stay cast of four, LLILl Theatre Group's out of awkward situations, you don't need the could fail to be sent into a deep slumber by The South Bank 90 minute treatment of Berkoff s Show, (particularly last Sunday's supremely yawn-worthy .., • hassle right now. Be carefurof effort on flags) or Heart Of The Matter_ And if you wake up test stays true to the •I'" misunderstandings this week, as day dreaming from that doze slumped in a heap in your armchair, you'll could lead to half heard infurnution. find yet more subliminal "Go To Bed'' messages being acclaimed style. MO If you're bored and You seem to have an uncanny knack of drawing transmitted in the shape of Gary Crowley and The Beat. onfulhlled by wasted evenings ,-.. Possibly Gary's irritating habit of walking in circles around the the box. then money inwards you this week. Opporturtitiei fin I in front of 4*, turning ideas into cash should befollowed up, as camera is designed to simulate the effects of a particularly is play, with its exciting and you are at your most creative over the next few disturbing nightmare. Then again, perhaps he just needs to go scenes and ,i to the toilet. The constant stream of 'Therapy? specials that fast-moving weeks. There is a chance of new relationships appear on The Beat, must, I feel, also be a ploy to send the pertormances may be worth -' developing, possibly secret ones. missing even EastErulers for. nation's workers to bed at a sensible hour on Sunday nights, so Greek is on in The that everyone's bright, cheery, and ready to work jolly hard for Steven Berke ffs mews and upsetsili are possible especially Raven Theatre from Wednesday I be jolly enthusiastic when standing in the dole queue) on at loved ones and friends, stay calm for the March to Saturday 4 March, starting Monday morning. best results, Important decisions are likely this 7prn. Tickets are on sale at lunchtimes However, in recent months. someone in the scheduling week, especially cover. relationships and financial department has cottoned on to the fact that despite being sent in LUIJ Union extension. _.... nulfcis' MIMI to bed 'cos there's nothing on the box. as it's Sunday night, the JON SPOONER majority of us just can't sleep. Minds everywhere are filled with Success is assured in any plan or venture thoughts of all the stuff we haven't done, and what we've got especial! when career decisions are hiring made, to do next week. What would be really great at this time of thus week pro will be planning for the future in a night would be programmes that are worth staying up to big way, do not be disappointed with watch, but that are so mindless that your brain is not disturbed, ztitarthip.- upsets as now is the time to think lei alone taxed, too much. Fri 24 Sat 25 Sun 26 Thur 2 about what you want, not what others want for Welksr a.rr our In response to this, some bright spark at Granada invented you. Quiz Night, a show that masquerades as intellectual stimulation for beardie pub types, but is in fad lust a vehicle fur Stuart Hall Team efforts show amazing results, as you head to get all his favourite It's A Knockout comedy props out of the ie. llorriro Alloie Jarli frail emu WWI into the new month it there are difficulties in Jai Lot Moony= academic work try a bit of brainstorming, far a (dunks) cupboard and laugh himself silly on national cla' television. Even though it's obvious all the shows were new slant on the situation. Personally, you will be recorded on a wet Wednesday afternoon in Manchester, the 11-10. Swam a•irt Plants al War Itronlin a bit more untidy than usual, leaving papers, Omni FM dirt books and other personal effects alum atmosphere created in the studio is one of last orders on one of awn - id the those nights when you've spent all evening in the pub when 3 home. Be anent] not to lose something important you only intended to go in for a swift half no-one's quite sure 10123x rim knot not 6•101111 Etat Orb IMrs a PER what's going on oleenn tr The time is perfect to start a new relationship, This unpredictability factor, combined with the laughable ▪ although it would be wise to appreciate a haircuts of the conte pence's inner stants, makes Quiz Night compulsive 12-2ma Asa i hr MI Own rc titan sue qualities rather than concentrating viewing, but I'm sure that managers and teachers everywhere WIN on outward appearance or knowing the right will soon be demanding a return to Night Thoughts, the Test co people. You are entering a phase of spiritual Card, and Pages front Crefax on Sunday nights, if the nation's growth and illumination, new ideas of a 24 NY a or aro ta Oiling nylon tel bosses have their way, we'll soon be watching international phikasophicid name are tritely over duetted few Caraoanning and other obscure minority sports programmes weeks. (ever sat through a whole episode of Sport AM?) After all, they can't get any work Out of us during the rest of the week, so Pal Palm I. W. rw Susan Leybourne is the Pagan Chaplain at The Monday morning's their best hope Oman University of Leeds, attached to its Occult society Nam Nolan COIRMY ■ KABAL. She can be contacted at her office at 71 AM acid \Vicar Lane, Leeds LS1 ttQA (01I3) 242 3531 __,00/ film IBBC1 friday 24 pick of the day 11TV Vlear Lenin (0113)245-2665 6.00 Business Breakfast; 7.00 BBC ThThee Photo Show (8pm, BBC2) Bruce Forsyth's Play Your Cards The River Wild 1 30pni 5.45pm Breakfast News, 9.05 Chiidren's BBC. I love shows with words like fun', Right (7pm. YTV) 69,2°05 Chain Letters 6.45prn Swat Kats: 9.30 White Fang; 9.55 and "excitement' to describe them, "Higher!" "Lowed" 9.55 News: Weather Star Trek: Generations 12.30pm Christopher Crocodile: 10.00 News. as such descriptions are usually Brucie arid his guests discover 10.00 The lime... The Place... blindingly innaccurate. Still, fun 3.05pm 5.40pm 8. teem Weather, 10.05 EastEnders - Tne Early elementary gravitational theory 10.35 This Morning Days; 10,35 Geed Morning With Anne photos . could be a a laugh. interview With The Vampire 2A5pm 12.20 News, Weather 5.30prn 8.10pm Arid Nick: 12.00 News: Weather: 12.05 12.55 Coronation Street Black Beauty 32,45pm 2.40pm Pebble Milt: 12.55 News: Weather: 1.30 Odeon - The Hetednew Neighbours; 1.50 Crown Prosecutor: 2.20 1.25 Home and Away. 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Jimmy and Jackie tlfroviiltoris...‘upNorris and the Winans 01113,244-211r some unexpected company And a aspects of the hobby. Presenters CorkhIll adept new personas to dress that looks, by now. a mite r Getting On by Alan Bennett with Lana Wong and Andy Earl kick off enjoy the highlile and Mike's left 8.00 The 8111. A man is critically injured Timothy West Deeded by Prueena dated by shooting a Radio Times cover holding the baby - as is Ronl in a car accident. However, one Scales 7.30pm 8.30 Do The Right Thing. A bachelor and setting three photographers a 9,00 Ellen: So Funny. Pantomime time, witness seems suspiciously willing The Crudes' Pal by Mere Munson - living with his mother falls in love Trafalgar Square challenge. everyone: -Oh. no she's naller to help. see nes and standar in Sktpure 7 esren with a woman and decides to get Ellen suffers a fit of jealousy when Leeds University Union 8.30 Gardeners' World. A new series 8.30 The Upper Hand. Charlie and married But the women in his life shines through with South Afnman Adam announces that his best Riley Smith eati Caroline try to start a new life present problems. Terry Wogan sun and lho golden glow ot apple Mend Theresa is corning to live in LUU Theatre Genre presents presents the case to a celebrity together Joe McGann and Diane juice. plus news of a revolution, in Los Angeles - and that's when Christopher Hampton's Les Liaisons panel• who impart Weston star in this sitcom. advice to Me Germany... Come again? kiutzy Ellen puts her tool in rt. again Dangenkuses 7.30pm t4.5011L112.50■ troubled bachelor Lucky troubled 9.00 Dr Finlay. The good doctor is 9.00 Steptoe and Son, followed by 1Clutrr Oh God. bachelor. visited by an old friend and has to Two's Comedy 9.30 Rising Damp. Classic comedy with 9.00 News: Regional News: Weather deal with a violent incident. David 9.30 Our Man In... Havana. Clive Leonard Rosseer. Philip goes on a clubs 9.30 Dangerfield. The man who, Rintoul takes the title role, and wets Anderson selliessely accepts loads disappointing double date and Alan apparently. has a rather strange prizes for having a surname that's of BBC money (guess where that gives tips to Rigsby on how to relationship with his dog. Not that art anagram of 'Oil Turn". The Music Factory came from. licence payers) comfort Ruth, who seems to have a I've over watched this. but that's 10.00 News: Weather Lower Beggate. Leeds journeys to the capital city of sun- broken heart. what I hear 10.40 /NUS lc And Movies Madness "Ariernetere Hits 1077.82- drenched Cuba, home of Fidel 10.00 Roseanne: The Parenting Trap. 10.20 FILM: For The Boys (1991). Bette 11.10 The Hidden Room lerme3am neee3 50 NUS Castro and his unique brand of DJ is having trouble al school, and 'More talent than you can handle- 11.40 FILM: Cactus Flowers 11969). Pits et bone, Communism. it's up to Den to sort It out. 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Talk about taking two steps backwards for every one step forward. The world of fashion doesn't seem to know if it is coming or going. JO CHIPCHASE put on her fail Oil bellbottoms and went to find out. Photos by ED CRISPIN, clothes by FUNKY STUFF, modelled by SINEAD ARMSTRONG

Adidas Gazelles, A-line skirts - Fashion e digging around In its past, and there's no telling where it She does, nonetheless, concede rent fashion has been trawling the Flares, skinny-rib tops, the fashion industry has been might end. As it is, there are some strange sights in Leeds clubland past for inspiration: 1 think it has been quite retrospective, but if you churning out lots of blasts from with people gemming it up to party, and making as many fashion look at the way that fashion goes round In a social cycle, what's coming the past. And would we have worn them two years ago? No! We get mistakes as fashion statements. What next? Afro hair? Bell bottoms' Or bade more is a romantiasne I think everything - whether it be painting used to all this retro fashion, but whatever happened to originality perhaps we could go much further back and wear bloomers and or fashion or writing - borrows a hit from the past and takes it on to an and innovation? aimpline dresses? other stage" There doesn't seem to be anv new, distinctive style for the '90s. In Be warned: it could get worse - much worse. rhe pundits are Romanticism? As in New Romanticism? Sounds like a sniff of the the past year or so, fashion has revisited the late and the 7tic in forecasting an imminent 80s revival. Mom, the '80s th? This was the '80s to me. Why is everything in fashion so confusing and contrived? quick succession. The effects have been felt throughout popular decade of my childhood, so perhaps I should feel some fondness Really, it's enough to drive the fashion devotee schizo. No sooner have culture; in tumiture, product Packaging, advertising - anything with a towards it. But let's face it - the whole thing was pretty naff. Maggie you bought an A line skin and a pair of platform boots than some design element. And it doesn t stop there, as yet more fashion revivals Thatcher, yuppies, A-ha. leg warmers, ra ra skirts, pop socks, glitter annoying style guru is telling youthat the look has changed to are about to happen. bangles and lots of turquoise and cerise- need I go on? Frightened by something entirely different 01c, so I'm no expert, but this does seem to I'm told the trend for revival started in the late '80s, with the return of the prospect of reliving this decade and entering into a cultural be an attempt to dictate what we should wear, and the sad thing is that lames Brown and Rare Groove, Let's see... we had the 60's in the '80s, wasteland of the worst possible taste, I set about discovering the current plenty of people conform to it. and now were having the '7[ in the Ws. les like being in a bizarre views of the fashion industry. I remember one seasoned hack writing on the subject of gnmge last time warp, or in one of those dreams where you cant move forwards. Gripping my telephone with sweaty palm. quaking at the very year. It's not what women want to wear, at last designers have woken thought of seeing my friends and acquaintances weanng, pap socks. I up to the fact that women want to be feminine - out with grunge in was reassured by the voice of calm and authority: 'The 'Elles might be for with glamour etc" Fine - tell people their clothes are old hat. End parties or clubs, but I don't know where these stories in the press came result - they buy more. Wham barn, that's out, this is in, buy it from - I think it's rubbish, actually.' now, thank you maam. Who are they trying to kid? Sea spoke Liz Walker, Executive Fashion and Beauty Editor of My head' reeling with the thought of clothes from monthly fashion bible Marie Claim Her money is firmly on a '5Cle different decades being revived all at once, I ventured revival, and this comes across in the pages of the hallowed publication. into Hrp, a small clothes store in the Thornton. Arcade. The latest edition predicts a move towards the new silhouette and Shops like this are usually inhabited by the type of feminine shapes for 1995. This involves revisiting the "50s, with knees people who want to stare at the cut of your trousers length skirts, twin sets, dirndls, boxy jackets and high heels. If you ask (and sneer if they do not pain inspection[ but the The A these sound likees my mother might wear. Mind you, staff in fhp turned nut to be normal, friendly there s also suppehsed.to be a trend for shiny man-made fabrics, which human beings. I spoke to Sonia, the store buyer. my mother would have the good sense to avoid! She agrees with Ltd Walker that the style for this ep u The fashion industry never does anything in half measures and, summer stems from the '50s. led by designer lohn according to Marie Clam, the hour glass figure is back - bad news for Galliano and the smaller fashion the is a s those of us that don't resemble Claudia Schiffer. And what's the solution Audrey 1 lepburn look is a strong influence," if you're not blessed with a tiny waist? Midntadinching devices such .1.4 explains Sonia, 'The took is toned town the 'whalebone corsetry and suck-you-in girdles" are the order of the day. second time round and bits are added. The '50s influe sends painful to the, girls - still, if you want to stagger around Vague in this time are classic and clean" At the moment, a corset. that's your choice! the biggest seller at Hip is satin clothing, which Corsets? Whalebone? How long will these faddish items will last? It file with the predicted move towards shiny. 1995 seems to me that there is a high turnover of styles, probably so the synthetic fibres. fashion industry can line their pockets with our cash. What does Liz- What does Sonia think of the fashion industry Walker think of that idea? '1 don't think things.change every season, borrowing from the past? -Everything repeats '50s ti and never have done. Fashion is much more of an evolution. Thing; itself eventually. Sports clothes are the only new evolve and fabrics evolve; its always been like that". thing, like Adidas and hooded tops, street look" which is a -are cla Its fair to say that there's a distinction between street fashion and dub fashien, as most people have ells Leeds kicks off very the good taste to avoid weanng the latter in the street. Even so, there are exceptions to every rule, and some individuals will happily strut down Land's Lane on a quickly after London; Saturday afternoon wearing; a flip skirt and knee boots with bare legs. These exhibitionist types will undoubtedly appreciate the styles that Helen Bniarley, Clothing Lecturer on it's fast on the the Fashinn and Textiles course at LMU, predict` will be revived. She suggests that we are about to revisit shorts, satin jeans, boa' tubes and sequinned garments, with a move towards stretch fabria, uptake for fashion- velem, soft pastels, tacky love hearts - "the disco dazzler type leek" and bare midriffs. It's either whalebone or flab - better start that did With this kitsch, clubby sort of look, it does appear that the Tads are one of the creeping back to haunt cos after all. Helen suggest~ that a watered-down version is reappearing, with fabrics from that decade being adapted Ma Subtle and appealing way'. As for the '50s, she claims that there was an forerunning cities unsuccessful attempt to revive them during the last two fashion

"reasons with the knee-length skirt in particular being to jected Her r•iew is that clothes are becoming fitted and smarter, with grunge taking bade seat. I If the the thought of the '80s makes you sick, don't fret too much, I think everything, ofelen insists more extreme fashions will not be popularised: "Certain ems will get rejected because they just look tuff. I don't think iiregwariners will take offr whether it be But does she think fashion has become stile and predictable? Well, mile agrees that designers are failing to bring out new styles, but points painting or fashion Wm that there are some fresh looks, such as cyberpunk and silver stuff lithe also claims there is a trend toward using synthetic rather than ,natural fibres, with a new generation of innovative polyesters coming to or writing, borrows a dine fore These, I'm told, look and act like natural fabrics and are a far ry from the disgusting, bobbly synthetics of the past. al Again, this looks to me like an attempt to quickly generate a fast bit from the past and elycle of changing styles. After all, what's wrong withlinen. cotton and either natural fabrics? If these are seen to be outdated, then the fashion "I industry stands to make lots of money. Helen explains the fashion takes it on to cycles may be long or short depending on consumers' taste, and claims that "Consumers want a fast turnover of looks.., another stage they want thinp to be in the shops, and demand changes of from designers and innovators. It's hard to come up I found Craig, resplendent in his shirt and indigo Levis, standing in the second hand section of Harm reef HI the Corn Exdiange. Surely this 2 with things that are different and new, so they borrow from the past." store is benefiting from the recent revivalist trends in fashion? Craig It seems that Leeds is ahead of the pack thinks that the retro phenomenon has passed it's peak, and sumests re where fashion is concerned, and any new trends in that it is mainly students who are keeping the '7tls look going, Ile also clothing are quid. to appear. Usually, there is a claims that the prim of stocking second hand clothes has risen because stronger economic suit as Germany and Japan are buying them up in 01 gap of about six months while styles filter down look from the catwalk to the high street clothes shops. large quantities. Of course, this also applies to footwear, which He does concede: 'We must be doing something right. The shop seems pretty susceptible to fads. I found Carl started from a second hand stall which sold predominantly second vn9 Taylor, manager of Srhuh, in his natural habitat - hand jackets and that sort of thing, We caught it in the boom period and i.e. surrounded by boots and shoes of every expanded into new goods." colour and shape, from Mks to IuniteG.aultier And would the store stock '8Cts garments? Apparently so, in the form ce [in plastic platform trainers. of shirts and tops whidi have New Romantic style big collars and fluffy Carl's opinion on retro fashion is that the cuffs The '30's, '40's and '50'5 come back together, as do As for the recent spate of fashion revivals. Craig suggests: "It's too the Mrs and 70's. He claims that "List year cosmetic, it's in today and out tomorrow - there's no substance to it was a big turnover for retro fashion - bne,ht tight whatsoever." He uses the example of the would-be mod revival, and the IF time clothes sparked it off, really. Leeds kicks off very fact that to be a mod, you need to Live the lifestyle - notjust wear the quickly after London; it's fast on the uptake for clothes and venture down to Brighton Beach at the Cockpit. Even so, I fashion - one of the fore canning do think that plenty of people live the lifestyle they portray, be it the ic and And where does footwear fit into this? hardcore raver (complete with sallow complexion), the grunge kid or The news is that chunky shoes are going out of the headbanging heavy metal dude. favour, with a move to styles that are more Harry Ford's biggest seller is Levi 501's. In the case of Funky Stuff, hand gear; being as outrageous as possible is what the fashion victims eti sophisticated, chic and feminine. Carl predicts the manager Steve says that the best recent sellers have been skinny nb tops and Levi cards, with 70s labels such as Lee and Brutus also becoming are up to the moment". or popularisation of court shoes and champagne heels, Helen Brearley adds: "People are with more formal shoes - such as crepes- also making increasingly popular. sucked in by fashion and will wear !a The burning question is: does Funky Stuff plan to stock any retro 80's thinp that aren't right for thent. There are some terrible fashion cc+ a reappearance. Despite this, it does seem that clumpy mistakes! The fashion victim for this season will be wearing shiny classics such as Doc Martens will continue to be best sellers. clothes, such as. those delightful New Romantic shirts and... er legmarmers? "I sincerely hope not - and you can quote me on that. Over shorts or fitted PVC or synthetic jeans, a shiny silver belt, tiny sling back g, Mese always survive as the manufacturer frequently adjusts sandals, a boob tube, smudged blue eveshadow and pink lipstickf' 54.4 the style to fit current trends. my dead body - that was just a fashion nightmare, that phase; five years down a black hole!" Despite this possible venture Into bad taste, the picture is not entirely Carl admits that some fashion shoes are a rip-off, which could bleak. The githeral consensus is that fashion has become a hybrid of pertain why a of E40 retro Converse trainers I bought last summer And his view of the fashion industry? '7 think people are just looking for things to identify with and make themselves individuals, but in the different looks, with no cativm-isation or dominant style [(is easy to to Faeces only one month of wear. If you want my opinion, get away with blending punk, grunge, rave, 70s - whatever to mate a the nase for thinpt end everyone ends up looking the same." helieve the hype, and avoid paying through This brings to mind the city's dub smile, where people seem to think diverse appearance. A short punki.s.h haircut with a silver shirt Levi fat will be outlasted by an ice lolly. jeans and Adidas trainers would not look out of place. This 15 not a bad '0,0 they look so different and cool, but often look like slaves to fashion. A good alternative to being ripped off is to buy second hand clothes, Soriia from Hip describes the fashion victim as, "someone who will wear thing, as it leads to individual expression, but watch out for thew natf od thete's plenty of places where vou can do this in Leeds. 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Generations 12.30pm EastEnders - The Early Days: 10.35 warn you that this film is liable to 12.00 News' Weather: ubiquitous legwarmers? 1.55 A Country Practice; 2.20 Masters Of 3-05pm 5.40pm 8.15pm Good Morning, make you very violent indeed. interview With The Vampire 2.5501 12.05 Pebble Milt: 12.55 News: Weather Beauty; 2.50 Shorlland Street; 3.20 News; 5.30prn 8.10pm 1.30 Neighbours. Michael and Danni 3.30 Alphabet Castle: 3.40 Wizadore; 3.50 Odeon - The Headrow continue to be in everyone's bad Scooby Duo: 1.15 Reboot (01131243-8230 books Michael finally comes up 4.40 The Tomorrow People. Jade's Natural Born Kitlem tom 50g1 8.15pm with a drastic solution - but they'll impersonation ot a 'podded' villager Leon 1.05oni 3.30prn 555pm 8201sM bran have to move very quickly if IBBC2 ICh4 4 falls short of the mark. Adam The Lon King t 50pm 0011. the plan is to work searches the village while Shaker Grave 4.05pm 6.25pm 8 40pm I 1.50 Going For Gold The Jungle Book 1 10prn 3,413pm 6.20 Open University 8.00 News. 8.15 6.35 Sandokan. 7.00 The Big Breakfast. Megabyte follows the halt to Beth's 2.15 Atlas Smith And Jones 6.20pni Westminster On-Line; 9.00 Schools: 2.00 9.00 You Bet Your Lite; 9.30 Schools. lab and finds his dad end Chester 3.05 Glynn Christian's Entertaining Only Yee 6.25orn Toms stealing the crucial disk for Microwave. Does a tap dance Greedysaurus Gang; 2.05 Spider; 2.10 12.00 House To House. 12.30 Sesame .targets 1 45pm 5.25pm 8 tOpm Beth's machine. Will Itie messages while simultaneously cracking Songs Of Praise; 2.45 Treasures Of The Street: 1.30 Take Five, 2.00 Joshua In a Hyde Park Cinema lead Adam and Megabyte to Lucifer walnuts with its left ear Trust; 300 News: Westminster: 3.50 Box, 2,10 Profiles on Nature Brudenell Resell-SS Hall before the boiler explodes? (0113) 275-2045 3.20 Brilliant Gardens News: 4.00 Today's the Day 2.40 FOR: The Last Year (1980) 5.10 Home And Away Bandit Queen 6.30pm 3.30 Lifeline 4.30 Ready. Steady, Cook 4.00 Journeyman 5.40 News: Weather Shaltow Grave 9pm 3.45 Sick As A Perrot 5.00 Esther 4.30 Countdown 5.55 Calendar Cottage Rood Cinema 4.00 Jeckanory. "What a bore-y. there's 5.30 All In The Mind 5.00 Richt Lake: I Want To Confront Cottage Rood, Far Heedingtay 8.30 Crosswits no story' as we used to say when we 6.00 Star Trek: The Next Generation. My Parent About Having An (0113) 275-1606 were six 7.00 Wirth You Were Hers...? Judith Why dons a young boy. the only Affair Natural Born 1011ers 550par 8 20prn 4.10 Potsworth And Co Chalmers has all the luck of the survivor of en explosion on board a 5.50 Terryloons Lounge Cinema 4.35 The Really Wild Show. Howie draw when she takes a ride up into North Lane, Hescangley 6.00 All American Girl: Submission: Watkins comes face to face with a research vessel, Ile to Captain the beautiful Rocky mountains (01131 275-1061 Impossible. Margaret Kim is a bit of Britain's past when he handles Jean-Luc Picard about what really across Canada - from Van Pitscillis, Queen Of The Desert 820pm woman who is finding it difficult to the tusk of a mammoth which happened" to Jasper Anna Walker takes a University of Leeds maintain a balance between her Rupert Beckett Lecture Theatre learned the south coast over 20.000 6.45 Natural Born Footballers. A look very different rail ride - Great own cultural Identity as a Korean LIJU Film Society present Raising years ago. at Bobby Robson. a man who has Yarmouth's roller coaster. She gets 5.00 Newsround Arizona 7pm C2/61 members played in two World Cups and and tier modem American values - to grips with a traditional British 5.05 The Elizi Tim arrives back at school excelled as a club and international causing heartbreak for her mother. resort and finds loadsolactiveles to after laming a movie In the Stales manager. He won the FA and the 6.30 Boy Meets World. Cory tries to get keep a family entertained. thesestrat He's fast becoming a well-known UEFA Cups with Ipswich and wont a girlfriend when he realises that 7.30 Coronation Street. When Jack face and he's not sure that he can everyone else has One. West Yorkshire Playhouse cope with the pressure. on to become the most successful Duckworth finds himself' babysttting 7.00 Channel 4 News: Weather Quarry Kill Mount. Lends 5.35 Neighbours England manager since At Jamie Armstrong It's a case of (0113)244-2111 6.00 News: Weather Ramsey. 7.50 The Slot history repeating itself &Ong On try Alen Benison, met 8.00 Brookside. Mandy Jordache plays 6.313 Look North 7.00 The World Al War. In the 8.00 FILM: 3 Men and A Little Lady Timothy West Directed by Prunella 7.00 This Is Your Lae. Michael Aspel it ever so softly with Rachel, while (1990). The sequel to Three Men Scales 1300m penultimate episode of this series. opens his red book to reveal the Ille Barry tinds mat there's no room at and A Baby sees Tom Seeds., The Cracked Pot by Blake Manson - the Allies come together to decide story of another celebrity guest. the inn. Steve Guttenberg and Ted (Denson sex, nester(' scandal in Stephan 7 45pm the fate of Europe. 7.30 Here And Now 8.30 The Real Holiday Show. Gaby living in domestic harmony, Leeds University Union 8.00 Magic Animals, For thousands of 8.00 How Do They Do That? Desmond Floslin hosts the show that exposes Unfortunately, the mother of the Raven 'Theatre years the bear has been burdened LUU Theatre Greve presents Steven Lynam and Jenny Hull provide the reality of holidays. We loin the little girl wishes to marry a slimy by its human-Ilke appearance. E•ericutr s Greet. rpm 11.34230 some more entertaining and WIleys, otherwise known as the Englishman and so begins the While we may be drawn to this information-packed answers to that 'Webby family', spending lazy days quest to split the British twosome universal question 'How Do They human being in beast's clothing, we by the pool in Lanzarote, students up clubs Do That?'. Bollocks do they must also remember that it belongs 10.00 News: Weather 8.45 Points Of View Sue Macleod and Donald Maw on a to the wild 10.40 Champions League Highlights. 9.00 News: Regional News: Weather barge and Molly Campion-Smith 8.30 University Challenge The world's most prestigious club Fiddlers Nightclub 9.30 Harry. Young Billy Trafford is ton touring New England by coach. 'By thi, stage clog at die Grand' 9.00 Modern Times. Cheating Hearts iernfied to name the man who shot 9.00 Dispatches. Flaws in the legal competition enters the knockout NUS - National Unkm of .suer! focuses on Mike Emilianow. who his friend. Alter collapsing In court, system allow rapists the opportunity phase. Barcelona are pitted against £2.50/e150NUS has the exciting lob of testing the he is approached in hospital by to strike again and again. A unique Pans St Germain in their quarter- Coot Li Bitter/Lager 61 .20 All baffles fidelity of potential marriage final, last leg tie AC Milan play host £1.60 Harry's eager side-kick Jonathan, analysis of rape trials reveals that of partners He does this by offering to Benlica, and favoudtes Ajax The Music Factory who ends up putting his own life in every three defendants known to Lower Briggata, Leeds danger them Irresistible temptations, their victim, two are &pitted travel Hadiuk Split. Meanwhile 10.20 Sportanight. Bayern Munich face Gothenburg. Flange- garage, house, dance Desmond Lynam physical and mental. His clients are 10.00 ER (Emergency Room): Into That Manchester Underground Record Party presents highlights of trus evening's Bob Wilson introduces the mainly women who want to check rf Good Night. The residents treat a Featuring Russ (M-Peopie tour), Wetly FA Cup fifth round replays. John highlights, with expert analysis from their partners can be trusted to pregnant victim ot a car accident (Reborn) Mntson and Barry Davies Terry Venables and Jack Charlton. reject the advances of other and the gang member who caused Residents Jamie DtrrinMg/CrWg Nelson commentate on the matches which 11.40 FHA: Disaster At Silo 7 (1988). Oom.2am f4103NU5 Rea E I women. the accident. decide the quarter-final Ilne-up. The true story of a near-nuclear Rio's 9.50 Natural Born Killers Special: Eric 11.00 The Best Of The Tube, The good 12.00 The Stand Up Show. Revered accident in America's Midwest. Merlon Came. Leeds comedian and writer Barry Cryer Cantona. How I wish I cattle give old days are highlighted again by Watery C-rry 'Lan mess of Glem When e missile fuel tank is hosts this new no-arils comedy you more information about this Floor tOrpin•2am entrance Joois and Paula as we watch punctured during a routine series. Oh, revered I thought show . Ritter E r Brown. Ala El 25 performances by Culture Club, maintenance check, an Air Force you said 'reverend' 10.20 Travel Show - Short cuts The Underground INXS. Paul Young and French and technician has to race against time Coolesage street Leeds 12.30 FILM: Memories 01 Murder 10.30 Newsnight Saunders (1990). A woman suffering }ram to prevent disaster With Michael The Math Cub 11.15 The Late Show 11.30 Moviewatch Eipm-2arn eseeta concussion awakes to a home and O'Keefe 11.55 Weathervlew 12.00 LA Law The Measure Rooms family she has no recollection ot. 1.30 Hollywood Report, followed by 12.00 History Of Science: It's A Lovely Lowe, Menton Seem. Leech She goes in search of an old room 12.55 Beyond El Rocco News Cirrus tOpmeam E350,LINUS mate, only to be haunted by a Day Tomorrow 2.00 FILM: The Masquerader (1933). 2.00 VIdeofashlon Off The Wall murder which happened long ago. 12.25 Doctors' Diagnoses: Policy- Melodrama with Ronald Colman as 2.30 The Album Show The Hoedrow, Leeds Stars Nancy Allan. Capturing Models both a drug-addicted MP and his 3.30 Noisy Mothers Porrospe4lies - astro grooves 2.10 Weather 12,50 The Record amiable cousin who swap places 4.25 Joblinder Open 7pm-11 am Roe entry 2.15 Close 1.15 Close 3.20 Close 5.30 News cizaostoc las sic s this Wednesday at 1244USU Vodka + mixer £1.50 !. Lager/Bitter/Cider 85p a pint ALL night. FREE IN B4 10.30,£1 AFTER!. Wednesday 1st March - Leeds Metro SU - Doors 9pm Still the only night in Leeds that doesn't pretend to be more than a piss-up & a bop..... film IBBC1 thursday 2 pick of the day ITV v Vicar Lana MOM Daughters of Eve 101 131 245-2635 6_00 Business Breaklast. 7.00 News, 9.05 (12.258M. Ch4) The European Match - Live 6.00 siMTV- 9.25 Chain Letters 9.55 The dims Wild 1 30orn 5 Wean 315vn Pnests' mistresses speak out. Kilroy; 10.00 News, 10.05 EastEnders - (7 55pm. YTV1 News; 10.00 The Time . The Place. SIM 'Mk Gerwatcro 12301w 3,Ceprn Mey, pass me that Early Days: 10.35 Good Morning. 12.00 copy of the Arsenal v Auxerre - but without 10.35 This Morning; 12.20 News 5.ffenn a 151e01 News; 12.05 Pebble Mill. 12.55 News News Of The World I feel a kiss'n'tell George Graham. I predict at least Iniervialw SAM Tha Vamp** 2S5pni 530pm 12.55 Emmerdaie 1.30 Neighbours. Cheryl puts Rick in shocker coming on tOwn half the after-match analysis will be 1.25 Home and Away. Selina and Odase The liethirew charge of the Waterhole. devoted to Mr Graham. Ho hum . Curlis's plan to gel out of 10113)2434230 1.50 Going For Gold deportment school backfires. Natural Born ethers Warr Spot 8 IBM 2.15 FILM: PU.12.1e (1978). An Australian Lean 1.05pm 330on 663pm 610am 1.55 A Country Practice thriller that tells the story of the hunt The Mon King 1.50pm 2.20 Vanessa for a priceless Buddhist urn. Shallow Grass 4.05pm 625pin 6 4Opm 2.50 Shortland Street The dung* Book I thorn 3.4eam 6 20prn 3.50 Jackanory IBBC2 1Ch4 Only you 6.25pnt 4.00 Robinson Sucroe 3.20 News Sulam 1.45pm 5 25p011 8 10pm 4.25 Animal Hospital 3.25 Calendar News Hyde Pork prints 3.30 ChIldren's ITV! The Air:Idlers grudsnial Road, LB* 4.35 Mud. Followed by compost, I 6.20 Open University: 8.00 News; 8.15 6.35 Sandakan: 7.00 Big Breakfast; 9.00 (01131 225 2045 presume_ Either that or stalling-oft Westminster On-Line, 9.00 Schools; 2.00 You Bet Your Life; 9.30 Schools; 12.00 3.40 Wizadora 3.50 Rupert Banda Green & 30pen from your Mum for dirtying your new Stoppit And Tidyup. 2.05 Puppydog Tales; House To House; 12.30 Sesame Street. Shaw Grave 9pm 4.15 Mike And Angelo cord trousers. (Cords? Why does 2.10 Next with Mani Caine; 2.35 From The 1.30 Wonderful Wizard Of 02, 1.55 Joe Canoga Road Chewy she think you ended up in the mud. 4.40 Fun House. Pal Sharp hosts the College Road. Far liwidingtay Edge; 3.00 News' Westminster with Nick Mcdoakes; 2.10 FILM' Marked Woman eh?) gunglest game show for cnildren. WI 131 276-i sce Ross, 3.50 News. 4.00 Today's the Day; (1937); 3.55 From the Horses Mouth; Natural Born lolliers 6.30prn 8 20on 5.00 Newsround Two teams compete in action- Ready. Steady, Cook, 5.00 Esther 4.30 Countdown: 5.00 Rick' Lake; 5.50 Leung. einem. 5.10 Blue Peter 4.30 packed games and general North Lens. PirodIngley Terrytoons; 6.00 Cosby Show: 5.35 Neighbours 5.30 Catchword 6.30 knowledge rounds before racing ice 131 275-1061 6.00 Quantum Leap. Sam becomes a Saved By The Bell; 7.00 News; 7.50 The Pnacitla, Owen OS The Comrt 6 2Opm 6.00 News: Weather against each other in the Fun Car 6.30 Look North sophisticated globe-trotter aboard a Slot Grand Prix. 7.00 Top Of The Pops Cruise Ship, determined to track 8.00 Allen Nations. Who are the people 5.10 Home And Away theatre 7.30 EastEnders. Bianca and Many down his bride. who make up the New Europe' 5.40 News: Weather plan a night out on the town. It turns 6.45 They Who Dare, Tonight's show They are not only just the French, 5.55 Calendar: Weather out to be a very memorable West Varied*. Playhouse follows Pierre Tarchvel as he skis Germans, Italians and Greeks, but 6.25 Crosswtts. Why oh why Oh why... Ornery Ha Mount. Leeds occasion for Bianca. although she also include the 17 million do we have to watch repeats of 10113) 2444111 down the north face of Mont Blanc. doesn't meet the tall. dark Immigrants who have crossed into morning quiz shows? GIOIA; Do by Nan Bennett, Mtn Tenets handsome stranger that she'd He has skied down greater heights West Ennected by Primate Scales 7.30orn Europe Andy Kershaw visits the 6.55 Emmerdale. Kim offers Zoe some hoped. Geoff finds Michelle is still - becoming the highest skier in the rife Cratkwi for ty Elmea k4ornsom sea, tan Algerian community In Marseilles assistance, Nick's clay at the hurl after their last meeting. world in 1992 after scything down and !Rand* in Sloplon 7 anprn seaside ends in disaster and the Lamas Univerelty Union 8.00 Animal Hospital Week. Steve the south face of Mount Everest. and asks how they sea Woolpack is descended upon by Raven Thews Knight meets the pets nobody 7.00 Waning for God. Torn goes Into a themselves. LW Theatre Group pnuents Stew. Wooer. the entire Dingle clan for their prize wants Every year hundreds of decline from which Diana finds II 8.30 The Pulse. Shahnaz Pakravan Gnaw 7prn M2.50 dinner. abandoned and unwanted animals hard to rouse him He admits he's looks at the myriad of Issues 7.25 343. A fifteen-strong British team find someone to care for them feeling lonely, and suggests that surrounding the menopause and thanks to the RSPCA's re-homing the benefits and drawbacks of from International Rescue are en maw sic they 'shack up' together. centre at Southridge, North London Hormone Replacement Therapy called to Kobe. Japan to help with 7.30 Close Up North But there are always a few who fall (HAT), the aftermath of the earthquake. 8.00 Life With Fred. From pram-pushing Leeds Uetropainan Univerelts sluciem to attract a loving new owner. 9.00 Secret Lives: The Young Freud. However the team was called In six Union 8.30 Crown Prosecutor, Prosecutor to pulling down one of Batten's few days after the disaster - will they Sigmund's Freud's significance as 904v Nina Fisher-Holmes 15 determined remaining chimneys, Fred Dibnah be able to find anyone still alrve'7 'Bowe ET 6x3 advance. the lather of psychoanalysis is an to follow through a case of domestic shows oil his parenting and 7.55 The European Match -Live. Bob Town 5 Country Cub accepted fact. but what is the truth brutality, despite the reluctance of steeplejack skills In tonight's show Wilson gives live coverage of the Couraides Straw, toads about the man whose bizarre Medawar, her principal witness Unknown to 8.30 Top Gear. Jeremy Clarkson takes quarter-final, first leg match hosts 08.511 salramm Nina. she too has suffered at the dreams and experiments led him to to the test area to seed the luxury between Arsenal and Auxerre at ply Verlethe hands of her husband. develop his theories. The Heactraw. Leese saloon the Lexus LS400 comes up Highbury. The Gunners have a 9.00 News: Regional News: Weather 10.00 Hearts And Minds. Drew and Courtney to scrawl Does it meet it's claim as chance to enter the history books 9.30 Jobs for the Girls. Pauline Ouirke Trevor find that they have been by becoming the first side to retain and Linda Robson have four weeks one of the best cars in the world? sent to Coventry. but for different the trophy, but they face stiff s to prove they've got journalistic Only Jeremy can find Out. climb reasons opposition, by the side who gave potential. Their first assignment as 9.00 The Glom Metal Detectives. 11.05 Adult Oprah: My Father Blames players such as Eric Cantons and The Music Factory a trainee journalist and Tonight the band are performing In Me For Murdering My Mother. photographer takes them to cover Basile Bob their star status. 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had loads of money for spending on drink and eventually Eventually Cath decided that stealing was no longer verybody knows the facts: drugs, as well as lots for clothes." the exciting thrill it had once been ve and students Stealing is immoral, illegal After a while stealing became second nature to Cath "I thought that I had better stop, so I gave up. It was and she quickly developed her own intricately planned getting quite hard. More and more shops were bringing mks even and wrong. So what is it that methods. in alarm systems and there were more people staffing the tg a course. Our makes someone put these "Soon I moved on to nicking T-shirts, jeans, shoes, and changing rooms." dents coming facts to the back of their mind coats. It was quite easy back then, especially if you were Yet like any other habit once you're addicted the ps Of careful. When I began the security measures weren't half slightest temptation is hard to resist. I of dictionaries Eand set out for a hard day's as tough, there were no security cameras or tags. Later 'I hadn't stolen for quite a while when one day, my puts a stop to shoplifting? when the shops began to clamp down and stuff like that friend asked if I would stealhim a fleece jacket that he ttdenb are become more widespread, it did get a lot harder, But that really wanted. He said that he would give me a termer for hat part-time Cath Davies explained how for her, said, it was pretty easy to get round it. When clothes it. I needed some cash at the time and he was a mate so I Ion t honestly what started as a bit of fun with her were togged, for example, Id pick something that had a thought 'one more time'. kely to steal. tag on the scam so 1 could rip it oft and sew it up later. I'd "Two mates came with me and they waited outside. f believe friends led to a more serious habit. also work out when staff tea lunch hours and breaks, so Looking hack I can't believe I was both so stupid and so as." there would be no-one staffing the changing rooms. brazen. It was a small, expensive shop. There were no y as Steve "I began shoplifting when I was fourteen. rd nicked "I'd usually pick two of the same item, hold them customers in there and two staff. Nevertheless I went in, Wager, little things before that, like sweets or hairbands, but together with the hangers lacing the right way round so it took two fleece jackets of the rails and went into the nothing serious. appeared that there was only one. I had a bag with a T- changing rooms. I put one jacket in the hag, hung the 7 make an "When me and my mates were first allowed to go into shirt in as well - so they wouldn't suspect me if I walked hanger underneath the other one. When I came out 1 said about f30,000 town on a Saturday we used to go in every week and stay out with a hag. In the changinyarooms l put the shirt on it didn't fit, and left. I can remember that as I walked out tnd 94. It's not all day, just hanging around. None of us had any money and put the clothes in the bag I'd then break the hanger one assistant went toward the jacket I'd put back. They in us, but to buy anything. At first we started nicking things like or hang it on the other hanger. underneath the item of must have noticed what I'd done. I told my mates to walk sees who make-up, for a laugh and to see if we could get away clothing I put back." away quickly but I could hear someone running up to (re, have been with it_ We didn't get caught." At this point Cath's occasional bit of fun had become a me. As soon as I saw the assistant I thought 'Fuck! This is sairity systems Some argue that shoplifting is a pet, , crime, a phase full-blown obsession. it.' She asked if she could look in my bag and I refused. rWe try to keep that most young kids go through. No doubt most people "I eventually was going two or three times a week. I'd She tried to grab it and I threw it in the middle of the sidly have at some point considered the idea of stealing, and take about three or four carrier bags and often come back road. As I went toil() off she grabbed me. l managed IV likes things who amongst us hasn't nicked a penny chew from a with them full. I'd nick some awful clothes. At home wriggle out of my jacket and run away. My wallet was in ants seem to sweet shop? Yet for Cath the stealing didn't stop there. have still got loads of clothes that I've never even worn It the jacket but it had no ID. I wasn't too pissed off about nit there has "Most of my friends stayed at that level, but I became was rare that I nicked something for myself that was losing them because I'd stolen the jacket and the wallet. I pmt who resort properly addicted to it. l started going to steal in the really spot-on from a really nice shop. It was just an Was lust annoyed because I had to go hack to school in week as well as on Saturday. 1 prided myselfthat I was so addiction." the rain. As I walked back I took the back streets as I was good and I enjoyed the fact that people asked me to steal Yet Cath's habit wasn't just concentrated on shops. Her sure the police would come and pick me up." rrzeryone's idea for them. At first I'd nick things for something like a fag." love of stealing quickly spread to taking from This brush with the law was Cath's last, she finally LUU Cath's first steps in shoplifting weren't born out of any schoolmates. realised the error of her ways. ea more and real need. Money wasn't any kind of a problem. Instead, "I was also stealing from school. I'd nick wallets and "I didn't go kite town for weeks after and I've never aimed to commit as she explained, shoplifting gave her a thrill. coats from the changing rooms. I did it for kicks, and nicked anything since. I was very lucky. I don't think I "We used to see who could nick the most. 1 know that because I became addicted to it. but also I did it to finance would gel away with it these days. I wouldn't have the ants shoplift. sounds stupid but there was a real buzz. It was a good time. I started going to raves at the weekend and bottle now • I can't believe I had it then. clIv foodshop so unbelievably exciting once you knew you'd got away deeded money for those. When I nicked stuff Id share the "I always wrote down what I'd stolen in a notebook nstead. It's not with it, there was a real adrenaline rush. A lot of it was money with my friends." and how much the things were worth. I guess I nicked it ter, it's soup pure greed. Everyone likes to have things, and during the The fear of getting caught was ever present but about anO0 worth of stuff in three years. ,.teal out of need time f was shoplifting I was absolutely loaded. My Muni eventualty Cath's paranoia began to affect her shoplifting think it's and Dad even paid for some of the things I'd stolen. I'd ski Ils. Cath'c story is one of excitement. Her shoplifting had indents are come home and say that I'd bought something with my "I started to realise 1 was being followed_ The security no down side. She had a lot of fun, made a lot of money e ii the own money and often they'd give me the money for it. in town tended to latch onto a known shoplifter_ They'd hut, most importantly, didn't get caught. Yet many did feel hail about that, and often said that the things I'd try and catch one at the end of a big haul. I'd always been people have a moral problem with the idea of stealing. .blems but must stolen hadn't cost as much as they were really worth. I careful, but realised I must have become known to them. Does Cath feel any guilt about her years of shoplifting? .sa moral qualms One day a middle-aged "1 do feel guilty about what I did, in as much as I am no such man in a grey overcoat quite religious and I have mitre morals now I know it is a followed me. I walked stn In steal. Hut on the other hand I don't feel bad because I wasn't too pissed off about into lots of different 1 nicked from rich companies I thought they could afford shoplifting, if shops and he'd always it. I. me a drink or losing my jacket and my be there. I tried to test "I didn't do it because I was a deprived child I wasn't r do it. I refuse him. I bought a few little spoilt. but I had most things I could want. I did it to be .iii short of cash. things and then walk out different, to be respected, and for the buzz_ Hut l '11 finance it wallet because I'd stolen them the emergency exits and wouldn't suggest anyone else try it. I was lucky - some of as well. he still followed me." my friends weren't." (featuring Richard Madelei s Shopping Tips). There's COMEDY jokes about scoutmasters and C&A mannequins. Bob Downe l'here's also Downe's stand- up material that could City Varieties happily, he described as anti- topical: jokes about Frank hat's camp. larger Bou8hils rubber fetish and than life, and made the rah Winfrey interview of acrylic? It's Bob with ichael Jackson might Downe (from Channel 3's be amusing but the subjects and he has are very old news. However, • 'n.amiww aelt. Viva Cabling), come to pay tribute (i.e. rip it doesn't really matter the piss out of) every glitzv- because he says everything with such (seventies) style, it IWO* glam show-biz entertainer that ever set foot upon the that he could have been stage Head to toe, from his reading out of the phone 1(X) per cent unnatural buff- hook, and the audience still fawn would have laughed. K1 coloured wig to his hushpuppies, Bob Downe is There was also a special every inch a star. His act guest appearance by Hype or works well because ifs so everybody's favourite cleverly observed: from the Liverpudlian drag queen, hypocrisy two thousand watt smile to Lily Savage. She almost stole the last synthesized drum- the show playing Toning: to beat on his tinselly backing Downes Dean in a tape, he's a spot-on, beautifully choreographed Bolero piss-take. complete liver Stone's controversial affectionate parody of with matching sequinned adaptation of Quentin Tarantino's cabaret's biggest cliches. screenplay for Nature! Born Killers For the uninitiated, there outfits, and the obligatory 0 are few words that spray-on smiles. Original is finally released today to the delight of delirious Tarantino fans and the clamour accurately describe this and brilliantly funny. of excessive hype. Due for release at the spectacle. So try and imagine It's rare that you gel a end of last year, Warner Brothers it: he wears snappy seventies chance to laugh yourself sick deemed it necessary to delay the film's beige polyester suits a Is Mr at such a polished release until now. This begs the Byrne. He trots around the performance, and if you've question; why? Supposedly, the film stage belting out 'classic-5' ever harboured a secret was too violent for release last law Olivia Newton-John's desire to be Judy Garland or November.Thecensors were reluctant to "Xanache. He loves Pan's Ms. Netwon-john, and pass a film that was linked to several People, and furthermore, has you're still a "Bob dowse Natural Born Killers-style murders in the the dance routines to prove virgin", then you're missing USa and France- Although the film is it. If your skin's crawling ilia. See him equipped with extremely violent this should not he with disgust, then forget it. a fully working sense of regarded as the only reason (or its Otherwise, sit hack, enjoy irony, and prepare to be delayed release. Warner's have been and join the gmwing band of enticed into his beautiful sitting on a film that cost around 'ISO die-hard Bob Downe faits. beige world. million to make, so they are hardly But there's more: he's also going to keep it in the cupboard (Or too a pseudo 'TV host back in his Hannah S. long. By delaying the release Warner native Australia "Good Bmther's have pumped up the hype Woiolaburre Lawrence surrounding Natural Born Killers to ridiculous levels in order to get-more bums on seats. The film centres on a young psychotic Andre (U) couple, Mickey (Woody Harrelson) and FILM Odeon Cinema Mallory (Juliette Lewis), who are intent on killing the entire population of mid- Oir George Miller values territory_ West America single handisily. With a Stars Kell' Carradine. Tina Maionna characters are paper thin and it does not little help from the decidedly require much effort on the part of the The film does achieve a handful of tense unbalanced cop Soegnetti (Tom l charismatic Andre to steal the show. scenes as St reep and her family are Sizemore) the demented couple are ollowing in the flipper prints of tree Andre is a nauseous film for seal lovers, kidnapped and ordered to steer the apprehended and imprisoned in a Willy is Andre, a warm hearted true but for those wildlifers that do go, stay for criminals down the life-threatening rapids maximum security jail, run by an insane Fstory of a seal and his human the credits to see footage of the original to a safe getaway. Things turn nasty but governor (Tommy Lee-Jones). The companions. Andre is a joint Andre. not particularly thrilling, when the had governor reluctantly agrees to an Australlart/American production aimed at Tamzin Lewis guys take potshots at Wade. interview for the sensational TV show an audience of children and those who Although it is good to see the female 'American Maniacs', to take place in the take their movies with a bucketful of lead wielding the power the role sits prison. During the course of the saccharin. The film is set in 1962 and stars uneasily on Streep's muscled shoulders, interview. which is broadcast live to the Tina Majorino as the tough but sorrowful nation, a prison riot starts, and in the seven-year-old cutester, Toni Whitney, The River Wild (12) ensuing chaos, our latterday Bonnie and whose dreams come true when Andre Showcase Clyde escape. comes to town. FILM Stone's direction, although a visual Andre is a newborn seal who is extravaganza, is almost too clever by orphaned when his mother is trapped in a Dir.- Curtis Hanson. half, bewildering you with images that fishing net, in the waters around Stars: Meryl Streep, Kevin Bacon. flick between colour and black and Rockport, a small fishing village in white with alarming regularity. This. Maine. The harbour master (Keith he scenery in this river-rafting interspersed with demonic images and Carradine) and his animal-loving family adventure story is vivid and dramatic sporadic use of cartoon, left me thinking bring the pup home to join their It's a pity nothing so complimentary that Stone himself was as much in need menagerie. Toni, the friendless tomboy, can be said about The River Warts tame - of help as the characters he portrayed. nurses Andre hack to health and the two plot Meryl Streep stars, somewhat As with the visual effects. Stone is also become best buddies. The family teach unconvincingly, as an ordinary American bewildering in his indictment of the Andre tricks which attract the nations' mom-cur-action hero who finds herself in media role that has made America what attention. difficulty whilst on a whitewater rafting it is today; from the cult of personality The family's affection grows, and vacation with her son Tagging reluctantly that surrounds the two murderers, to the Harry is forced to protect Andre fmm an along with them is her wimpish husband, shocking news style portrayal of die angry fisherman who blames a poor and so the film goes on, none too prison riot. fishing season upon seals chewing It is an intriguing film that while originally to explore the couple's painful through his nets. In a climatic storm relationship, which is. excuse the pun, on entertaining, does not live up to the scene, Andre's life is threatened by the the rocks, hype it hasIven given. It seems a little rifle-wielding boyfriend of 'l'oni's sister. Their holiday is overturned when they unfair that the independent British film Toni sets out to sea in search of Andre in Boy Meek.; Girl, whicb is of a similar ilk a toy boat and her life is saved by the seal chance upon the charming Wade (Kevin (if not a similar budget) has been banned returned from the dead. Bacon) and his dodgy-looking mates. Bacon is mom convincing as the unhinged Unbeknown to Streets they are in tact from our screens, and yet NBK, with its In the end Andre is forced to leave his psycho with a charismatic exterior. Unless Hollywood muscle, is granted the kind adopted family and is restored to the armed robbers on the run. Initially there is you're seriously into pint' trees, rivers, a glimmer of hope that Streep may ditch of publicity which has allowed it to wild, from where he returns each summer mountains or Kevin Bacon (or alternatively her pathetic hubby and succumb to the explode onto our screens in such to visit the Whitney family. Even free if you're a ten year old with an itching for amusingly obvious, though nevertheless hyperbolic fashion Willy contained more drama and crisis family fun) The Rim' Wild is a washout than this sickly offering, The retro piercing. eve-contact that is winging its Justin Leahy way from Bacon. However, this soon fades soundtrack lacks both heat and heat, Caroline Banks reflecting the blandness of the film. The and we are back into good old family- ARTS1 2/1 3 HEAVEY

The King of New Zealand splatter, Peter Jackson, has softened his approach and gone all arty with Heavenly Creatures. But don't despair, fright fans. ANNE-MARIE TASKER finds that he may have done away with the gooey bits, but has retained the power to shock.

instantly and develop an intense increasingly unruly and their relationship The film also deals with the great murder story about gains sexual intensity, their parents attempt reiudice against and misunderstanding of love. A murder story friendship with incredible to restrict contact between the teenagers. lesbian relationships at the time and with no villains. speed. However, the girls have vowed never to be ridicules a society that cannot even bring This is how Peter Alienated from the reality of their separated, so when Juliet is sent to South itself to use the word 'homosexuality'. The lives the girls create an imaginary Africa and Pauline's mother (Sarah Pierse) girls' relationship is described as Jackson describes his "Fourth World". This heaven of sensual forbids her daughter to follow, the girls "unwholesome" and "unhealthy" and Alatest production Heavenly indulgence, inhabited by the teenage dream up a homfic solution to their Pauline is even submitted to a psychologist, idols Mario Lanza and James Mason, is problem. who reassures her that her 'disease' is a Creatures (his previous films Although Heavenly Creatures is a true curable mental disorder. Placed in the include Bad Taste and Brain presented through spectacular special story, Jackson has not passively retold the context of petty and moralistic provincial Dead). The film, set in the early effects, though Jackson does seem to events as they were presented to the public life, Pauline and Juliet's relationship was get a bit carried away and the results in 1954. He takes issue with the lurid and bound to face opposition and their fifties, tells the true story of are sometimes too over the top to be sensational accounts pros ided by the gruesome actions appear almost inevitable. New Zealand schoolgirls believable. Pauline and Juliet take the popular press at the time, which presented Jackson displays sensitivity and Pauline Parker (Melanie roles of the Fourth World's monarchs the girls as mentally-disturbed monsters understanding in rewriting this potentially Charles and Deborra, who through and Instead shows them as intelligent and sensationalist story and deals intelligently Lynskey) and Juliet flume (Kate sensitive people. By concentrating on their with the issues involved. With its Winslet). When Juliet moves their discussions of murder, class friction and family disputes in the fantasy world and intense friendship rather unpredictable storyline and positive from England to provincial than the crime itself, Jackson illustrates the presentation of homosexuality, Heavenly fantasy world also pass comment on desperation that drove the teenagers to take Creatures is a refreshingly onginal Christchurch and meets dowdy, real life in Christchurch. the actions they did. production. recluse Pauline, the girls bond As the girls' behaviour becomes

delivery and defiantly outdid the other acts in orinality. COMEDY Jlian Barrett could have Even Cowgirls Get Bill Bailey learned a few things. His slow delivery left him open the Blues 115) Harvey Milk Bar to heckling and he often seemed to wait for a Hyde Park Picture House fter an extremely response after a joke which Dir.- Gus Van Sant mediocre evening of made the act disjointed. He Stars: Uma Thurman. John Hurl. Asupporting did have his moments, with Keane Reeves. Rain Phoenix, comedians, the arrival of Bill typical 'student jokes' about Bailey was greeted with housesharing but it wasn't more audience enthusiasm enough to sustain a whole ma Thurman last seen as Nita than was shown for all the act. Wallace in Pulp Fiction. goes. other acts put together. Host of the evening was hit a change of hair colour and Looking like a roadie for Phil Davey. It was a difficult a change of pace as the heroine of the Black Sabbath, Bill launched job as the audience was hard film adaptation of Tom Robbins' into a fast and fluid act work, hostile not only to the novel, Even Categithi Gef the Blurs. She which covered topics as early acts but to each other plays Sissy. hitchhiker extraordinaire, diverse as the military as well. His attempts at on account of her unusually large potential of Toblerones, the rapport consisted of thumbs_ While considerably less glamourous than in her Pulp Fictrnn transformation of the endlessly asking people with its natural beauty and wildlife. symbolic meaning. Physical Eastenders cast into lizards their names and then role Thurman still proves captivating. There are inevitable clashes, notably deformity proves to be less of a threat and deviant, drug-taking basically taking the piss. between the indigenous cowgirls and than the ideology of the health farm squirrels. This ploy backfired as he Sissy Ha nkshaw thumbs her first lift as a teenager and from then on he mercenary farm proprietor and staff. evidently his act is heavily spent the rest of the night the Countess: In true heroine style, Significantly, her radical deci,h,f, influenced by illegal being heckled by an her life's work is to trek across the country distracted only by the likes of vulnerable Sissy is caught up in all to opt for thumb reduction sorter s substances as shown in his embarrassingly drunk the tension. backfires when cars stop pulling over story of a literal 'trip' around woman who wouldn't shut Keanu Reeves who could blame her). The bizarre title becomes relevant However, as the plot unhitch, for her. Sissy t and the entire- the supermarket, stroking up. This led to a Sissy's sympathies begin to shift and audience) must contemplate the the aubergines and Pythonesque situation as the when her friend and agent the camp "loving yourself as you are" "Countess" (played by-John blurt) ranch survival begins to appeal more virtues of worshipping the great gad audience was whipped into strongly than deodorant promotion. (not that Sissy. played as she is by Hobnob ('we forgive thee a frenzy of 'Burn her! Burn makes her a proposition: she is to Ulna Thurman has any other cause journey west to promote a new brand She is Inspired, in all kinds of ways thy crumbliness in tea(. the witch'.' We almost by Bonanza jellybean (Rain Phoenix) for complaint.) Anyone who's been to witnessed the first lynching of vaginal deodorant at his shiny, Be prepared for a film with a new health farm . - queen of the cowgirls. For the first Morrisons' checkout at 5 in Britain for fifty years. time in her life ,-Sissy's nomadic difference because there is nothing o'clock on Friday can It's a pity no one thought Predictabl!,, Sissy's Journey is as here which is corny or predictable. much about spiritual and sexual existence has a focus. appreciate the horror. it's a of hanging the open slot. Appropriately, this extremely Definitely gets the "thumbs" up OS it is about reaching nightmare at anytime but Phil Benjamin, whose verbal enlightenment offbeat film examines the notion of imagine trying to cope while her destinahon. The health farm has excrement I'm not even been built on a ranch, interfering "difference" with Sissy's oversized on acid too... going to waste my words on. thumbs taking on all kinds of Lisa Davis Compared with the other acts Bill proved himself a real pro in both style and Gemma Wallace 14 BOOKS the Last Word on WOULD Yoe Lase POETRY ‘ OLCAS P1 ► ■llow me to repeat a widely THIP r? held belief. Poetry Wins occupies a unique position Awithin the realm of the arts. Virtually everybody has, at one time or another, written some. But nobody seems to read it any longer. Sales of contemporary collections of poetry, anthologies aside, are ridiculously low and the only modem poet who has entered the national consciousness is Pam Aeyres. But things aren't perhaps quite as bad as they seem, Although the form has obviously lost some of its eminence there are plenty of people around who are pouring their creative juices into the structuring of stanzas. Tony Harrison, one of the greatest poets of this century, is still writing and younger exponents such as Simon Armitage are offering hope for the future. The eventual recognition of post- Colonial writers also promises to infuse the form with more life. It is oseph Connolly is the This is Connolly's first novel. This fact alone Running from his wife Susan to his true love this spirit which LUU's long- New Master of Black makes it impossible for him to be the master of Annie does not prevent him from abusing her in established magazine Poetry and anything. When we actually move into the novel, the same way as he did his wife. Nothing, Audience seeks to nurture. Comedy. I know this the very first line announces that Connolly, is the though, stops Annie from loving Barry, for from Poetry and Audience has been because it says so on his master of the ABC approach to black comedy: the moment he hits her to the final line of the around for some time. About fifty- book. In tact, it is "At the moment he said book, she is still waiting for years in fact. It seeks to promote emblazoned on a yellow he would break her him to come back to her. new poetry, but also to publish ComedyComedy is pressed Ihistrip of paper which is wrapped neck, he knew their inhabitants of this writers who have already appeared around the novel like a love was dying" 4 together with events novel are all perceived as in print. This combination of youth cummerband. Why a yellow strip of Comedy is preseed q q and emotions of a shallow and one- and experience lies at the heart of paper? Well, it seems the publishers together with dimensional. Yet the the magazine's enduring are using this novel to attract events and • 0 darkly serious nature madness toward which all of reputation. In recent issues attention 10 their Faber Originals - a emotions of a as if the author was -them drift asks we see them students have appeared between series of lower-priced first edition darkly serious asvictims. the same covers as such renowned nature as if the slamming a According to the writers as Peter Porter. Whilst new novels by new writers. author was books cover, these are editors Mark Tranter and Alex But their "Master of Comedy" slamming a cheeseburger back 'Thatcher's poor lost souls". Goody are seeking to preserve the claim,. absurd in Connolly's case, is cheeseburger hack together which had She lies at the heart of their high standards of previous editions amusingly undermined by this together which had darkness. they are also encouraging 'wrap-around approach to book just fallen on the just fallen on the floor in the world of film, a submissions from a greater number selling. For the strip can be taken off floor. true master of black comedy. of new writers and those interested and attached to any book of your Barry - the character we see threatening his Mike Leigh, trod similar ground in his film High in forms other than verse. wife's neck in the first line - is presented to us, in Hopes. In one scene, a diehard Marxist explains This approach raises many choice. Consequently, my copy of alphabetical order, as an adulterer, an alcoholic, a that his cactus plant was called Thatcher, because questions surrounding the nature Mansfield Park now stands with the bore, a cynic, debt-ridden and agambler. We are it was a pain in the arse. of poetry. For centuries people yellow belt around its waist, told he aspires to heights which belie the If Connolly's book had any of the compassion have argued over this. We all know announcing that it isJane Austen seeming poverty of his soul: for he is truly in love and wit of Mike Leigh's work, then it would not that a poem doesn't have to rhyme, who is 'The New Master Of Black with Annie, an employee of the same publishing be the cactus of a novel that it is but beyond this are there any Comedy' company Barry is soon to be thrown out of. Poor Souls • Faber & Faber £9.99 parameters? Perhaps in order to survive as a relevant art poetry "10111991011!"- -11 111111111111111111=111=111191 must continue to progress. The editors of Poetry in Audience clearly You Can Heal Your Life believe that development is by Louise L. l-lay Eden necessary and suggest that 'poetry' can exist within stories, plays, Grove Editions - E7.99 diaries and letters. This is an invigorating attitude and one which writers will hopefully react then this is how your life will be. , all need hope. We all need to believe to. In an age where dramatic the blurb regarding Hays' these is a way to move forward in our The cynics' version of structures are becoming field of work would probably read: "Looking lives, and to face the future. Louise L. increasingly dominant (through the through rose-tinted glasse can give you a more W i lay gives me this inner belief in s success of film and video) why not colourful outlook on life", Hear no evil, See no happiness in h.er book about positive hying. Her respond by infusing them with Evil, then for you there is no Evil" and "Ostriches philosophy of 'We are each a hundred percent some lyrical quality and emotional with their heads in the sand don't need contact responsible for all of our experiences" is clearly force through the poetic medium? lenses '. But this doesn't worry the optimistic explained in each chapter, each one covering one The content of Poetry in amongst us; those of us determined to he open 1)LIJ particular aspect of her ideas. latest edition is, on the and receptive to the abundance that the Universe Audience's I love this hippy shit! I revel in her words. whole, of very high quality. Many has to offer. "Every thought we think is creating our future". In of the contributors have already True followers of the faith are encouraged to my small mind, I feel that I can change what is been published (including Helen meditate each morning and celebrate each good gong on around me or as therapists might say, Kitson and Jack Shadoian) but going on thing that hapens throughout the day. As the for me'. With the aid of visualisation some of the best work comes from universe loves big body gestures, we are told to exercises and a dear little positive poem, Hays recent LU graduate Sonya Arden. open our arms and fling them wide towards the gets her mellow message across. The affirmations Her cycle entitled "Quarry • the include: sky In order to declare our acceptance of Owl Poems" is ,variously, raw, prosperitry and the richness than exists around us. "I love and approve of myself" and "I now elegaic and strangely tender. Above Hopefuly with this tip and a little bit of practice at accept a wonderful relationship'. Don't we all! all, the magazine, without being in Sounds great, doesn't it! Think happy thoughts, least a few who read this psycophantic review can any way elitist, encourages the and good things will happen... became winners of the National Lottery! submission of quality work from As described on the back of You Can Heal Your I truly believe that if you see only the best in those struggling to get their words Life, the an le of personalgrowth/ psy people, this is the only side of them that you will g chology/ into .Fublications such as Isteexoblenuces i.,IttnwyaslitishasbocbikeethnaketoalidelneD print holistic health Poetry and Audience must survive if tlui-o.u;hihtoe Irirseip'alieofbui me -outic uite thison't I s Vamn Q poetry is to remain an interesting This week's hot tip Morrison says "From the dark end of the stree. t to you lave the feeling that you can do anything with and accesible artfonee the bright side of the road" and if lie can take your life, starting from now? 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(0113) 245 7441 )1112X Artif`‘. Endsleigh atti'wA1 Students. Graduates and Vrofessiorials League 16 LETTERS bernardski jenkinsovich Dear Editor, this week's guest columnist Why Kent you be polite strikers? WHEN ARE WOMEN SAFE? KGB I AM writing to tell you about what took over the confrontation. They I WAS SHOCKED to I know that men happened last Tuesday. I feel hurled abuse and stupid questions read of yet another are statistically more Espionage - Sabotage - Intelligence would create ashamed and embarrassed to he a under the Illusion that it. attack of a female likely to be attacked, a response. How wrong they were. Moscow Washington - London Paris - Sydney I-Iong Kong student at Leeds University The rude student last week. but if a woman is The Duchess became nervous and reception for the Duchess of Kent This attack. reported attacked then it is hesitant. Frankly they misrepresent This successful international organisation serka In recruit young ambitious was frankly uncalled for and on the front page of likely to be far, far In the intelligence information sersicts. the student population. I am quite individuals to lead the world market unnecessary after she had opened the the last Issue of Lee& worse for her. Surely sure anybody who has been stooped new language centre, she drove up to Student, did not even there is something that Although current world trends have lad to a 11AI to market share. the Kali is agree with me. The University House and was met by a in the street will happen late at night - can be done to _make looking toward positive expansion to become the influence it mace Wan. A major all the help it host of students. among which I was student union needs can it was at X.10 pm for life easier for women? restructure in culture and corporate goals could soon make the KGB a leading oval get with its negotiations with the a member. The Duchess of Kent was God's sake - when do not think that to the CIA. MIS. and Mossad. Previous protects we have undertaken show the approached by Ellie Clement and was university hierarchy. From what exactly are women all men should be commiemem we have to making the fume work for us: we were die people who politely informed of the problems of happened on Tuesday lunchtime. safe to walk the locked away by any made Russia into the great country it iv Nun. and we were one au the rust to bring SW SS are a hindrance to the student the rent strike. Fine. But what streets, or should we means, hut, something 'Communism to the Masses' through our high street stares "Mars and Spencers-. happened next was outrageous. cause rather than a help. always he scared and drastic needs to he -McKrusehcs''s', 'Toy 1.1s", and "Spud-l.1-Like". Our past success has come Unfortunately the Socialist Workers Name supplied. conscious of possible done for a short term from our strong managerial views, Oat commitment In get the Mb done. and .nut revolutionary intelligence operations. attacks wherever we solution. To solve the are long term problem, Unprovoked football violence I. for one - and perhaps there should We are seeking a mother of candidates to recruit to our central office in Red WRITING w voice represent it I urge with Northern Ireland and I'm sure I'm not be an education polity Square. Moscow, with Mc opportunity for foreign travel and long postings railroad. my anger, indignation all my heart for the how the Irish feel about alone, am sick to should start In A good candidate wilt shun the following qualities: and revulsion at the way authorities of both sides it It is proof that they death of having to live secondary schools, - strong analytical mind the few thugs behaved at of the Irish Sea to punish were intent on causing with a self-imposed teaching men about - ambition the 'friendly' match severely those trouble, These right curfew that seems to social responsibility? - high commitment and patriotism between The Republic responsible, and for wing yea-Nazis stand be getting earlier and I have no answers, - competence in a foreign Language of Ireland and England greater efforts and for nothing but earlier very day. Men only questions, but I - a devious manner ignorance. Better co- can simply nor do feel very strongly - good communication skills On Wednesday 15th measures to he taken February. against these subhuntan operation Between the Imagine the tension that something must - friends in high places absolutely being Irish and English pollee every women feels he done - a Icing raincoat I'm was needed when walking down - high pan, threshold and line abihty w withstand long periods of torture disgusted to see such The Irish soccer team in distressing events take Is of tuitional pride to us. presenting such a tragic even a fairly welt-lit AND DON' SOON. An ideal =dish= will be able to speak Russian and already be its a high position place in it century and lack Charlton is a event and I hope this street in the evenings II/ responsibility in a successful kkalliAllillA7 country in either Western Europe. devoted to peace and fair modern day saint and we type of thing will never Antenca or Australasia. A spell in military service would he advantageous- living. As an Irishman. the Irish enjoy the game happen again. mindless violence and for the sheer joy and 1 urge that this letter Tired of Teddies ignorance of this son is pride. base or win, the be published to illustrate The KGB i.s a inernocna:y and offers a competitive salary. performance related pay only seen from afar, but Irtsh celebrate, why my abhorance and the WHY does Valentine's Day bring out days holiday. good promotion prospo:ts and a company Lail'. to see it in my own must those fen animals abhurance that is such terrible soppiness In people who are ti pint are interested pleat contact Berntudskiiroxiiisovielb Human Resources. The country I feel pity for take their anguish and steadily spreading normally so sensible? Every year. KGB. Red Square, Moscow. Russia enclosing a CV and quoting the retetence the decent people of this frustration out on people thorughout Europe at couples who usually can hardly bear to SPIFS 19 7HR country to have to put up who have no use for this time, I sincerely hold hands in public suddenly present We are an equal opportunities employer with these ignorant debased, defeated and hope that the eachnther with teddy bears and silky hut spine opportunities are more equal than others people on a regular narrow-ntinded ideuliats governments and the underwear. They flood into all public basis, Those thugs people of Europe see places, pubs and restaurants and sit A message to all candidates from our director KGB As I watched in responsible for the is hal these people there. staring into each other's eyes. horror at the Neo-Nazis unprovoked violence represent and reject whispering sweet nothings and promising everlasting love. Tic KGB is changing Ni, longer can we target politicians. They are on to us. raise salute to the shouted that they would them as civilised and All the tacky card shops make a They know we want them and they are closing the dine in our faces. We never greatest black mark on not submit to the IRA national people. fortune each year from selling wally wanted Michael Foot as the translation of his name is ridiculous and held human existance. 1 telt This rust shows how unbearably soppy cards - mass-produced no illusion of stature the might as well be called Michael Amer Gerakl Kaulman was betrayed by modern much they know about yours in disgust. with 'unique' messages. The expressing riot ideally sumat tin as either as he does not have a high pain tolerance anti he talks in society and those who the IRA. the troubles in Nell Clary of love doesn't have to be done In such his sleep tacky and hackneyed ways- surely love So we need to target people who are rust WAIN= VII gaivenunent Someone who YEA, C.Iises.1 means more if it is expressed in an bolds strong sentiment from the people. their mipects, their loyalties and their beans. Dancing without drugs original way. Big Bird is a great spy. Didn't you know? Our hest kept secret Ile has that shady I WAS shocked to read last week in There seems in be a streak of kind of disposition but most people love a seven Ras yams bird. They slinukin't Leeda Student claims that people ate exhibitionism in everyone -hence all Most people would be happy to tell Big Bird their innermost secrets Don't he tapes using steroids to improve their those awful messages from Huggy to them, He is loyal to us. He is a Big Red Burl. He'd hick your grancht Rabe; (dead or appearance when dancing in clubs. Bunny in the national press. C'mon alive) if we asked hint You know what they soy about birds with big beaks ?So we How stupid do you think we clubbers everyone. get an imagination: ate going for Emu next Hr has got a hie bark. and he attacks people. Spy-eum- are? I ant a regular club-goer and Assinin 1 bet Rod Hull never realised he would be fisting a traitor. Puppets am good have been offered a job dancing in Yours, agents. we pull the strinv,s• they cam' sun the actions_ one of the clubs down-town Never, 11-tike Marlin ryon thought the KGB was dead, you were wrong. We are going to audio a big ever. have I conic across anyone who return. And we have all the wines to do it John Wayne. Elvis and lases are in takes steriods. .gning. 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Fitch will never he able to play rugby or any contad On %Vednesday the LLILI learn demolished a hapless spat vim after the had: which forced her to miss more than a month Fit Teeside to reach the final of the BUSA Plate competition, last term South-Spark is in good contp•ny. however AS the prodigious 5' a" The injury should not take the shine off- what has been a successful year while LMUSLY's side finally bowed ow of the Championship Leicester star Neil Black has &covered_ in rueby site can sometimes he for women's rugby at ire& Will Carling and Jeremy Guscon watch out event after a run to the third round which exceeded all pre- cscrydung Cornwall has been restricted to the sidelines this .1..S4111 because of an season expeCtations. the rugby Field Having suffered the ignominy of a triftUtitei three year spell without a ear iitjwy which looks certain to prevent her ever taking again. "The problem is connected to the fluid in my inner car, win 1.1.11 worruten's rugby team could have ham turgisc'n for abandoning their mouttiguards and she-pads tn favour of which affects my balance." she explained. "1 take tablets to every time turn round, but something a little more genteel. Even the prevent myself falling user I unfortunately I can't play any rugby.- Their entrainment and patience has pied rich dividetuls biggerI and this season, however, as the side finally ended the three yeas Cornwall has taken a keen interest in the up-and- itch Since tlut historic victory they have guile from strength most agg ressive coming world of league and international rugby instead_ A to strength. winning a further five games 'Ind ',regressing to women' s rugby regular spectator at Leeds: she also saw England follow up the final of the BUSA plate compennon, albeit with the help their defeat of the United States in the final of last year's of two byes. players are not World Chaniptonslup by healing Wales 25-1) in a recent suited to the international at Sale, LUIll's coach l_isette Mayhew was among the England substitutes that night. Enthusiastic man's game LUU have an inexperienced, naive but tremendously Impossible tnexperienud squad, only five of whom had played rugby prior to the Stan of this season. Under such circumstances early season Cornwall believes the best women's rugby teams in this country trains were always liable to verge on the disitstrou.s. And it proved a currently play at a level which compares favourably to that of metes colts. 3541 hammertng meted ow by LMUSI.1 in the second gram it the term Rut she dismn.ses the idea that women will one day play alting-side their indicated that there was much to he done by way of improvement. male counterparts at senior level. 'That's impossible became of the way in Thar captain Claim Cornwall was far from despondent_ however. "We which women are hair" she says. "Even the biggest and nalst aggressive only had three training sessions before um first match," she recalls. -and womm's nigh); players are not suited to the WM'S Ha claim is thae's only so much you can cram in to that time We sot the girls to hacked up by the fact that on the last occasion the women's and men's watch videos to innIthaft!te therieteiNeS with Ille tiles. but the only real way tides at LITU tuct one another al a charity match. the men were restricted to learn is threugh the experience of playing " to using one hand and had to wear Welheii, The uemendous pit IgteS31 which Lill have mark. over the course the -11111l Is nor to demean women's rugby, however. In many respects, with year was Muse:god on Saturday, when they held LMUSU tit a 10-10 dress. its emphasis on running with the loan, it is more attractive than the men's The rev age wratld have been sweeter still had they nix tossed away a In game "Women are not natural kickers." Cornwall explains, we don't point advantage In the last five minutes. play the strategic game which men do. We just get the ball and run' ...results in brief... The forwards have been the mainstay of the side. with No.8 Ken Things are certainly running smoothly for the woirtn's nigh), team aft Glenday and emergency hooker Laura Smith-Spark in particularly EMUSL). In their first competitive season (the club was formed last year impressive try scoring form during LUU's dramatic and welcome but played only one friendly fixture] they performed superbly to qualify LOU: ROUND-UP transformatam. Glatday has progressed to the Leeds national league side. unbeaten front the qualifying rounds of the BUSA competition and while Smith-Spark harbours lofty ambitions of being capped at overcame a tough second round tic at Liverpool John Moores before WOMEN'S SQUASH. international level by Englund. bowing out with a heavy defeat at Chester. Durham 2 IUD 3 - Despite the unavailability of No I Emma Cornwall fears Smith-Spark's diminuitive stature and slight frame Captain and inside centre Alison Evans. who pew up in rugby-mad Park. LUU's 1st, reached the BUSA semi-finals. The victorious could scupper her hopes. "She's a trenendously talented and committed South Wales. relishes the challenge of playing a male dominated sport for were Sherry! Eubank. Kate Beckett. Charlotte Garvey. Judy player. but at 5'2" she's pe.thsthly just too short," the skipper confessed. "It's a great chance to do soinahing different," she said. "and that's the Wallace and -NM Ayling. RUGBY UNION. LUU 2nd XV 27 Lancaster 7 - LUU's running rugby made a mockery of the appall ng conditions in Wednesday's friendly. writes Peter Jeffries. Leeds opened their account when a swift move put Andrew Farrow in at the corner, and followed this with a top-class score by Bannister. Lancaster rallied with a Why did the student cross the road converted try. but with the gale force wind against them in the second period. the game was as good as over. Bannister sneeked over for his second try before a fine try by Alex Miller assured • Copying (inc. Selfserve) victory_ Farrow went over for his second score to complete an 311Prig emphatic win. WOMEN'S VOLLEYBALL: • Plan Copying Crewe & Alsager 3 LW 1 (BUSA third round)

• Colour Copying LMUSU: ROUND UP RUGBY LEAGUE: • Binding Humberside 0 LMUSU 37 - This double header win saw LMUSU through to the final of the Yorkshire Cup and the semi- final of the northern section of the Plate. Leeds turned round IS- • DTP and Design O ahead after tries by Currie and Rowland and two exceptional lucks loan Bowden_ Tries from Head. Drew (2) and Brown completed the scoring its the second half. • Selfserve Mac/PC WOMEN'S FOOTBALL — III [Ill Chester SO LNIUSU 5 - Leeds' interest in the BUSA • Print competition ended abruptly in this third round tie. The honie side adapted better to the muddy conditions. and battling Leeds T-1 n were outclassed by an impressive and strong Chester side CROSS COUNTRY. L111.1's women were the stars of Leeds' runners at last alphOgraphles' weekend's international relay competition to Hyde Park ---41111111b- CP posi e (London, not Leeds), writes Jenny Harrison. Still on a high alto 10 Infirmary Weer, Leeds 151 2TP (Iry ities their team bronze in the BUSA championships. the women's A Tei 0113 244 5063 Fax 0113 242 6478 team finished second and the B team came fifth. The men, hit injury and illness. finished 46th. 6 Blenheim Teenxer Leeds L52 9142 UAW s women are in pole position to win the Service league Tab 0113 234 4344 Fare 0113 242 7077 title after the fifth race at Spenborough. Chris Bryan's third place leaves bon in contention for the Individual title. while Alice Gull looks set to retain her lead in the ladies event.

SPORT logos sal 7DENTIlgy binitar, eies 19 PAUL GOLDSMITH REFLECTS ON EVENTS IN DUBLIN THE FINAL COUNTDOWN he ruck of the Irish Woman's Rugby Firer XV IIIIPOU Rr overdue. And when Helen Brooks added a second On■11.■W1311 try minutes later Tee side showed the first signs of LUU 80 Teeside 0 resignation to defeat. Football didn't lose out to hooliganism The pick of the tries was scored by Glenday ten last Wednesday, football lost out to By the rune I eeside conceded midway thiough the minutes before the interval. Tecside kicked off complacency and naivety. second half to send LUU into the final of the idler her second try and the captain simply picked Since the Heysel stadium debacle in 1985, British BUS A plate, Leeds had rim in set unanswered tries up the ball and ran through to score underneath the football hooliganism has been sporadic. It has been up and dominated a game which doubled up as a posts. and running, briefly rearing its ugly head at major league fixture. As rain turned to sleet in the second half. Laura championships and games abroad, but had been Driving wind and freezing ruin dictated that the Smith-Spark killed off any thought of an rendered effectively asthmatic by the increasing game was forward dominated and Leeds' heavier improbable comeback as she scored is the comet. competence of such police groups as the Football pack exploited this. When LUIJ captain Keri When Glenday picked up her final try minutes later Intelligence Unit. But what occurred in Dublin showed Glenday crashed under the posts sifter ten minutes Teeside admitted defeat and an elated LUU team that a mistake made is a price paid_ The mistake was to score the first of her four tries it was already left early to celebrate complacency, the we can only hope for gut reactions to be dispensed with. A senior police officer, speaking at a prominent British ferry port. remarked. "We're in the ludicrous situation of having to stand by helplessly as known Drowned out in style troublemakers travel abroad freely," Questions must be asked here: HOW' did these people get tickets? WHY possibility of violence occuring last Wednesday in a Hockey Ftrst XI was a police intelligence report, including profiles. Dublin was complacency. Questions must be asked. PAUL photos. travel and even seating arrangements of these lessons must he learned, and action must be taken The 0 Nil 2 IIICHASDION "known troublemakers" and even an offer to send over most advanced specialised unit for combating football A1:111018:11Lt.,1. left tospeculative long hooliganism is English. To take the European experts to spot any hooligans, rejected" WHY weren't sratibul ARA dale DUNA. but de gradually fans properly segegated? WHY couldn't the trouble he Championships away from England Ls the gut mutton Viatecompetbiou.they co dominate Twice dealt with as SMUT as n started? I am worried about and a capitulation to the washes idesene praise for their Pearain hart to So many of these questions have been rather feebly the Far Right, who would be loathe to accornmixlatc eitiltriblititIll to a gain make goal line clearances answered with : "but it was only a friendly." I must the influx of foreigners in 1996. played inatrocious before Hull took the Laid Contend this statement, At risk of severe This problem is a political problem which is conditimr. amid confusion arising denouncement, I argue that we haven't yet reached the manifesting itself in football, so should not he solely Early on, it appeared from a shirt corner. point where games between Ireland and England are dealt with by the focaball authorities. The not was not that Leeds would cope Galvanised by the goal. friendlies. In a football sense. yes. But in a political organised by football fans. it was die action of thugs: hest with the wind and LUU respunderl with sense, it would be immensely naive to have called this The politcallyaminded organisets, and the violently- the rain. Helena George strong runs. fixture a friendly. Let us be realistic, when railing curds minded perpetrators. Glenn Roeder. manager of w eaved her way through But Leeds couttl unit were being given out amongst the crowd announcing Watford FC, concluded, ''l genuinely feel that this is on gnat only for the look an bedraggled and the "Cheltenham Volunteer force. Pnglish invasion on nut a football problem. it is rather a reflection of the fluiNlung lunch to allude. forlorn as Hull slotted the Dublin 1995. Ulster is British No surrender God save society we hie in and mats to he handled by (hose while Lucy Rains second plot the over the Queen. Puck the pope and the IRA." to have electol to run our society"' My conclusion is much the brine:lit a good snit front worked ► itk Knighton suggested that there would be no trouble as this was a mune as this. and I hope that the relevant authorities the t iaitaa 'a ccper- from a tight. narrow friendly was naivety [Si have almost discountral take email note Ltiti bout ENGLAND GAME GOES AHEAD! finished off by Paul Ince, Manchester SEAMAN I AM sure that as true footy tans you're all llnited's resident Rocky (allegedly). disappointed that the international game did not The game would have ended a one- proceed as it should have done last Wednesday. So, all draw, with England having by far BARTON PALLISTER ADAMSl LE SAUX the better of the game.. but not as promised, I have chosen two teams and attempted pressing home their advantage. So to predict what the result would have been (with not a there you go don't say I never do white witch in sight), what scores they would have got anything for you I Referees rarely admit their last week and thus who would have won...er or not, as mistakes (especially this one) and the case may be. THE REFEREE when some one told me 1 had printed ANDERTON BEARDSLEt As you can sec I have had to the wrong scores last week I refused TO use a bit of imagination as not Speaks his mind believe them. all the players involved in the However after I was presented actual game are from the FA reputation on the internatitmal stage, with some video evidence I had to Premiership. Therefore I have Collyrnore also, it seems will take review my decision. Next week the chosen Dennis Wise instead of time to make the step up to play with right scores will he printed and David Platt and made him the big boys. they'll he totally up CO date. I \ 7 captain 11 like his fighting The game was therefore won and promise. Honest. 1\ spirit). lost in midfield. For the Republic. Also next week we will whittle the LE TISSIER IEljSH i For Ireland I have chosen Neville Andy Townsend had a storming game cup down to the last thirty two. Oooh' Southall instead of Alan Kelly. he's an scaring their only goal with a brilliant Then just Like the real thing we'll pair international class keeper and I hear solo effort. Townsend, a true Captain teams up. So watch this space you could that he drank a couple of pints of Courageous, also went on to hit the be winging your way to Paris for free. scores will he Guincss last week. I'm sure that under woodwork several times. Proper service and current FIFA regulations that would However England managed to resumed next week so until then keep allow him to qualify. Up front along come from behind with a well your bead up, and no running on the with the enigmatic Mall Quinn I have involving Beardsley, Wise and pitch now' GUINN] COLLYMORE picked Stan Collyrnore, he's been playing well this season and I believe that he deserves It chance. ENGLAND vs REPUBUC OF IRELAND As you can see the game is pretty t even. Both keepers. while not keeping TOWNSEND clean sheets. did not on the whole 1 SEAMAN 0 SOUTHALL 0 have bad games 2 BARTON -6 KELLY The defences also looked quite 3 ADAMS 0 MCGRATH 0 SHERIDAN settled, however England debutant 1HOUGHTON Warren Barton had a complete 4 PALLISTER 3 BABB 0 nightmare. Tormented by Houghton's 5 LE SAUX 0 STAUNTON 0 mazy runs on the left wing, He was 6 INCE 5 TOWNSEND (ept) 6 \ I the weak link in the chain and could KEANC have lost England the game. Pallister 7 BF.ARDSLEY 1 HOUGHTON 0 was the best defender on the park and S WISE tcpt) 3 KEANE 0 often saved the day when Barton made 9 ANDERTON 0 SHERIDAN 0 [STAUNTON !MCGRATH IBABI KELLY silly errors. The centre-forwards seemed to be 10 SHEARER 0 QUINN 0 firing on, well, no cylinders. None of 11 LE TISSIER 0 COLLYMORE SOUTHALL them scored any goals. Lc Tissier yet TOTAL 6 0 again failing to live up to his After a torrid first half under every LUU player pressure fnim a strong Ctewc and Great midfield battling by Alsager side, LULY's 2nd XI Hughes. Taylor and Winter CAPTAIN football team produced a fine culminated in a penalty alter display to cruise into the last eight Fulton rounded the keeper only to of the BUSA competition. be upended. Captain Maggi Liar's defence stood firm in coolly slotted home, sending the SINKS the face of the onslaught. keeper the wrong way, and Fallon restricting Crewe to one half scaled the 3-0 win by beating twe XirrilbikAT chance. Then, early in the second defenders and drawing the keeper February 24, 1995 half. Jamie Winter broke the before placing a shot firmly in the CREWE far corner. SPORT deadlock after a nerve involving

THE FINAL WHISTLE MANY of you will doubtless be unaware ot the announcement last week by Rugby league Chief Executive Maurice Lindsay of plans for the October World Cup le commemorate the game's centenary At present, media attention and , speculation is centred on a more imminent i"-t- rti.a.:: rugby extravaganza - Utnon's World Cup in A 44_tsairir, South Africa this summer. It is even hard to, take senously Lindsay's contention that the Rugby League cempetition will be afforded similar coverage after the finals in South /If .r.:eiejiii Africa Unlike the League event. Union's World 1 l 3 a ('up is a truly global contest, with its teams representing all live continents. Rugby, ,.;.s.V.I. League. however, has no recognisable If'-h4;,:r.p.41 01. L...4 vI-1'1!471:1_,T1-4k.' foothold beyond the UK. France and Oceania. Its fledgling structure in South Africa has moducedonly a hgheweiglu team And while Union stars will be playing in such glorious venues as the First National Bank Stadium an Johannesburg. the League internationals will he forced to bank it out inn stadia more akin to nun-league grounds ALE AND HEARTY: LMUSU's women's rugby team toast their recent success. See special feature on women's rugby teams Keighley*s Cougar Park is hardly an arena for a World Cup fixture, whatever Lindsay may claim The Rugby League World Cup will also lack the competitive edge of its twit code's competition. in which Australia, New Zealand. South Africa. Prance and Fliptind all have realistic hopes of being crowned champions Furthermore. Scotland_ Argentina and Canada are all capable in springing a real surprise. The Rugby League tournament is a mere sideshow by comparison. The group matches will probably prove a mundane formality for NOW URI BY KEIRA FAGAN England and Australia against the likes. of Tonga and Fji. And although the Australians FOOTBALLERS who caused hundreds performed exceptionally poorly against of pounds worth of damage in a Dublin Great Britain at Wembley last autumn, it is hardly likely that they will [Ilse to England or hotel during a drunken rampage have the contrived Welsh side which has been received a life ban. organised specifically for the World Cup Beds were waked with urine and rooms vandalised In addition, while the Rugby Union as the LMUSI.1 football team tour of Ireland ended in World Cup squads will have ildectuate mine for preparation, the New Zealand Rugby disgrace Now four LMUSU finalists who took part in the league players will he recalled for their English club sides at the eleventh hour. This disturbance have been told they can never play for the club is hardly ideal preparation and seems to again by chairman Andrew Visard TROUBLE The students smashed bed-frames and ripped toilet roll indicate the shambles which I fear Rugby dispensers [rum walls during an all-day drinking session. League's festival will be season will surged down the left wing on the end of a Irate Tom Kennedy. manager of the Avalon Howse Hotel. The domestic Rugby League ID be postponed for a month in October. Wornerib Hockey Thi.e XI arm sr tree hit from Suzanne Traill, turned her wrote a letter to university bosses outlining dozens of have defender. and crosscut to Bond. who cleverly complaints fort other guests. at a time when money in the game is scarce LUU 2 Northumbria 0 oorm.iii" made room for herself to slot the ball home. "We do not accept this kind of behaviour from any of our and Wigan's monopoly of prizes is draining Northumbria began the second half in guests." he said. 'least of all from a university sports club," it of all its vigour. The last thing Rugby last remaining Leeds women's THE determined search of parity, and this is when Kennedy estimated the cost of damage to be in excess of 1300. League needs is an occasion which. I hockey side In the BUSA tournament the rest cif tire Leeds team showed their Andrew Snowball, President of LMUSU, immediately believe, will do nothing to rectify its continued their lone march towards ability. The defence. superbly marshalled by launched an internal investigation to make sure the damage precarious position for cup glory in conditions more captain Edward*. were resolute, any mistakes was paid for in lull and an apology written. I don't condemn Rugby League suitable for water polo on hang cleared up by dependable sweeper Kate celebrating its centenary, and it is an unfortunate coincidence that it falls in Wednesday. Morgan. Meanwhile. the tenacious Lucy Disgraceful Union's World Cup year However. a one- Before the game. captain Rachel Edwards Manfredi constantly turned defence into off showpiece game which only slightly spoke of the enthusiasm and spirit within her attack with end-to-end inns. Northumbria He said -This is disgraceful behaviour when any punctuates the season would have been far team. They had perhaps surpassed ell were never given room to impose any will on representatives of LMUSU go anywhere we expect them in mom appropriate. An all-star game between expectations, but, on this showing, maybe then the game. "The differenee between us now. behave and uphold the reputation sif the union. the hest players in the Stones Biller hopes should have been set higher. and us before. is that we're thinking more - "It's especially distressing coming only four days after Championship and Australia and New With an early goal from Mary King In settle players arc covering for each other, short English hooligans caused so much damage in the Ireland- Zealand's Winfield Cup is a mouthwatering their nerves, I to apply cousisterabk passes ate tieing used effectively. and, England match." pressure on Northumbria's tether shaky defence. pettier; with a bit more aggression in attack. Union chiefs hope the matter will now be resolved. "It's ProsPect authorities have opted With both wingera. Clare bond and Debbie we could have won by more," enthused a disappointing that this occurred but iievegal members of the Instead, the League wry satisfied Rachel Edwards after the game. club have been very apologetic and the hotel will be fully for an altogether different format I c.omiit Sawyer. a constant threat. and an inspinumnal , the Meanwhile, it's onto the quater recompensed." said Paul Harris, VP Administration at comprehend how Lindsay and c. performance by Natashu Penfound, whose talk passing and tirelese numtug prompted and where Leeds don't seem to hold much fear of LMUSU. glaringly obvious that the Keiglacy anti Papua continued many attacks, Leeds always looked their possible opposition On this Although four members of the squad have been identified would swap watching Tonga. Fiji New Guinea for Doncaster, Bratrilc!, and like scoring again. Sure enough. Penfound performa nce. I don't ace why they should do as the culprits, all 25 players have been asked to contribute E13. Whitchaven any day. Paul Richards,ou