Program Guide Report

Schedule Program Guide For TCN/GO

Sun Feb 12, 2012

06:00 THUNDERBIRDS Repeat WS G

The Uninvited Follow the adventures of the International Rescue, an organisation created to help those in grave danger in this marionette puppetry classic.

07:00 THE FLINTSTONES Repeat G

Fred Flintstone Woos Again

Fred and Wilma go on a second honeymoon.

07:30 SMURFS Repeat G

Swapping Smurfs

A few Smurfs are put under the spell of a well wizard that has been exchanging old things for new.

08:00 ANIMANIACS Repeat G

Meet John Brain/Smell Ya Later The Brain runs for President of the United States. Later, Slappy confronts her old foe, Stinkbomb D. Basset, the world's smelliest dog, in "Smell Ya Later."

08:30 CAMP LAZLO Repeat WS G

Tusk Wizard / Squirrel Scout Slinkman

Lazlo pretends to be "the tusk wizard" when Raj loses his first tusk.

09:00 CAMP LAZLO Repeat WS G

Bearly a Vacation / Radio Free Edward

Nurse Leslie goes on an overnight hike with the Jellies and pays for it dearly.

09:30 BATMAN: THE BRAVE AND THE BOLD Repeat WS PG

The Malicious Mr. Mind! Batman joins forces with Captain Marvel, Mary Marvel, and Captain Marvel Jr. to take on Dr Sivana and his Monster Society of Evil. However, the villains gain the most likely of newcomers, the wormlike Mr.Mind.

Cons.Advice: Mild Violence

10:00 GENERATOR REX Repeat WS PG

Moonlighting Rombauer and Lansky, two Providence training washouts, form their own amateur EVO hunting business. Rex, dissatisfied with his work at Providence, decides to do some moonlighting with them.

Cons.Advice: Some Violence

10:30 BEN 10: ALIEN FORCE Repeat WS PG

The Final Battle (Part 2) Powerless, Ben goes aboard Vilgax's ship and faces off with Vilgax to stop his invasion of Earth in their final battle.

Cons.Advice: Mild Violence

11:00 POWER RANGERS SAMURAI Repeat WS PG

Origins (Part 2)

Cons.Advice: Mild Violence

11:30 PINKY AND THE BRAIN Repeat G

Brain Storm

The Brain develops a way to harness the energy of tornadoes in his latest bid to take over the world.

12:00 THE CITY Repeat WS PG

The Past Catches Up

Temptation is the name of the game this week as the gang heads to Miami for some New Year's fun in the sun. Allie feels heat with a colleague during an intense modeling shoot, sending boyfriend Adam into fits of jealousy. 12:30 MANLY SURF Repeat WS G

Rob is pushed into a dare that takes him to the country where he must face his fears and ride a bull; The ocean shows its healing powers when a father and daughter come down for a lesson. And surprise new instructors come down to Manly Surf to help the team with a junior program starting up this summer.

13:00 I DREAM OF JEANNIE Repeat G

Jeannie The Curious Kid

Curiosity captures Jeannie, Tony and Roger bring her back. Stars Barbra Eden and Larry Hagman.

13:30 BEWITCHED Repeat WS G

Man's Best Friend Former flame Rodney turns himself into a dog to break up Darrin and Sam's marriage. Stars Elizabeth Montgomery and Dick York.

14:00 BEWITCHED Repeat WS G

The Catnapper Detective Charlie Leach kidnaps Darrin's client after she is turned into a cat. Stars Elizabeth Montgomery and Dick York.

14:30 SPIN CITY Captioned Repeat WS PG

Mike's Best Friend's Boyfriend Mike thinks Carter's boyfriend is hitting on him; and, Stuart tries to convince James that he's getting fat. Stars Michael J. Fox, Michael Boatman and Connie Britton.

Starring: Michael J Fox, Barry Bostwick, Connie Britton, Richard Kind, Alan Ruck

15:00 SPIN CITY Captioned Repeat WS PG

The Pig Whisperer

James' farming experience finally comes in hand at City Hall; Stuart and Paul discover they may have something in common; and, the Mayor strikes up a friendship with a rap music performer. Stars Michael J. Fox, Barry Bostwick and Alan Ruck.

Starring: Michael J Fox, Barry Bostwick, Connie Britton, Richard Kind, Alan Ruck

15:30 TOTAL WIPEOUT UK Repeat WS PG

Hosted by Top Gear's Richard Hammond, 20 contestants compete in the world famous, Wipeout course in an attempt to win £10,000. Contestants must score a top time in the qualifying round and overcome all obstacles to make it to the Wipeout Zone, where only one will emerge victorious. Amanda Byram interviews the contestants from the sidelines.

16:30 THE BACHELOR: ON THE WINGS OF LOVE WS PG

The pressure is really on, as Jake struggles to decide which four women he will escort home to meet their families. But first, the five remaining bachelorettes end their adventurous road trip in the romantic city of San Francisco.

18:30 THE MIDDLE Captioned Repeat WS PG

Valentine's Day II

Axl has a new girlfriend he wants to impress on Valentine's Day, while Brick has a crush on a fellow student and Mike accidentally lets the news slip out, humiliating his shy son. Elsewhere, Sue searches for a boy she kissed on a Halloween hayride.

Starring: Patricia Heaton, Neil Flynn, Eden Sher, Atticus Shaffer, Charlie Mcdermott

19:00 THE MIDDLE Captioned WS PG

The Play Frankie and Sue decide to act together in a play, but Frankie refuses to quit after Sue is removed. Meanwhile, Uncle Rusty tries to make up to Brick for missing the special school lunch he was invited to.

Starring: Patricia Heaton, Neil Flynn, Charlie Mcdermott

19:30 THE BIG BANG THEORY Captioned Repeat WS PG

The Electric Can Opener Fluctuation Sheldon flees back to Texas in disgrace when he learns that the guys tampered with his arctic expedition data, threatening Leonard's hopes for a romantic encounter with Penny.

Starring: Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons, Kaley Cuoco, Simon Helberg, Kunal Nayyar

Cons.Advice: Sexual References 20:00 THE BIG BANG THEORY Captioned Repeat WS PG

The Jimmy Conjecture Leonard and Penny struggle to recover from an awkward first hook-up, while Sheldon and Howard stake their best comic books on a bet to determine an insect species.

Starring: Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons, Kaley Cuoco, Simon Helberg, Kunal Nayyar

Cons.Advice: Sexual References

20:30 SUBURGATORY WS PG

The Barbeque Tessa is horrified when she finds herself unexpectedly attracted to her exact opposite, her jock suburban neighbour, and George is pressured by the town to throw the perfect barbecue.

Starring: Jeremy Sisto, Jane Levy, Carly Chaikin

21:00 THE BIG BANG THEORY Captioned Repeat WS PG

The Gothowitz Deviation Howard and Raj visit a Goth nightclub to pick up women, while Sheldon attempts to build a better Penny using chocolate-based behaviour modification.

Starring: Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons, Kaley Cuoco, Simon Helberg, Kunal Nayyar

Cons.Advice: Sexual References

21:30 YEAR ONE 2009 Captioned Repeat WS M

Year One

Two unproductive, incompetent hunters in ancient times are banished from their primitive village. The unlikely pair wander through early biblical civilization encountering historic and religious figures along their comedic journey.

Starring: Jack Black, Michael Cera, Oliver Platt, Gia Carides

Cons.Advice: Sexual References, Some Coarse Language

23:30 GOSSIP GIRL WS M

Empire of the Son

Ben's mother comes to town, forcing issues to the surface between Ben and Serena.

Starring: Blake Lively, Leighton Meester, Chace Crawford, Taylor Momsen, Ed Westwick, Kristen Bell

00:30 THE HILLS Repeat WS M

Something Old, Something New

It's Spencer's and Heidi's wedding. Lauren & Lo throw a party before they move out of the house. An unexpected guest shows up at the wedding. Holly misbehaves at the rehearsal. Lauren decides whether she will attend the wedding.

01:30 RENO 911 Repeat WS M

Super Knockers!

The department gets new women's specific bullet-proof vests with an unexpected side effect: Super Knockers.

Cons.Advice: Sexual References, Some Coarse Language

02:00 BRAND DEVELOPERS WS G

Brainetics

Home shopping programme.

02:30 BRAND DEVELOPERS WS G

Instyler

Home shopping programme.

03:00 MCD WS G

Wonder Cooker with Blades

Home shopping.

03:30 DANOZ G

H2O Mop X5

Home shopping programme 04:00 JUST SHOOT ME Repeat PG

Hostess To Murder Maya's plan for a murder mystery theme party backfires when a grouchy neighbour dies on her doorstep. Stars Laura San Giacomo, George Segal and David Spade.

04:30 GREEN ACRES Repeat G

The Agricultural Student

The Agricultural Department is sending a student to learn the ropes from Hank Kimball. When "Terry" turns out to be a gorgeous, blonde co-ed, the men of Hooterville line up at the Douglases' farm to take her to the barn dance.

Starring: Eddie Albert, Eva Gabor, Pat Buttram, Tom Lester

05:00 GREEN ACRES Repeat G

How Hooterville was Floundered After Joe Carson quits as head of the Hooterville centennial celebration, Oliver gets the job. His idea is to stage a re-enactment of the town's founding starring he and Lisa as Horace and Doris Hooter.

Starring: Eddie Albert, Eva Gabor, Pat Buttram, Tom Lester

05:30 THE FLINTSTONES Repeat G

Alfred Brickrock Presents

Fred and Barney suspect the worst when a neighbour's wife disappears. Mon Feb 13, 2012

06:00 BRATZ Repeat WS PG

A Sporting Chance

The Bratz are enlisting to solve the mystery of a synchronized swim teams missing mascot goat. The Bratz jump to conclusions and suspect Yasmin is the culprit and are confronted by dissention in the ranks when Yasmin refuses to take him back; shes opposed to exploiting animals and believes he is being abused.

06:30 ANIMANIACS Repeat G

Meet John Brain/Smell Ya Later The Brain runs for President of the United States. Later, Slappy confronts her old foe, Stinkbomb D. Basset, the world's smelliest dog, in "Smell Ya Later."

07:00 BATMAN: THE BRAVE AND THE BOLD Repeat WS PG

Cons.Advice: Mild Violence

07:30 UNNATURAL HISTORY Repeat WS PG

The Griffin Gang When an ages old sickness is released from a museum artefact, Henry and his friends go in search of a cure before the CDC quarantines them and it's too late.

Starring: Kevin G Schmidt, Jordan Gavaris, Italia Ricci, Martin Donovan

Cons.Advice: Mild Violence

08:30 SMURFS Repeat G

Swapping Smurfs

A few Smurfs are put under the spell of a well wizard that has been exchanging old things for new.

09:00 THE FLINTSTONES Repeat G

Fred Flintstone Woos Again

Fred and Wilma go on a second honeymoon.

09:30 I DREAM OF JEANNIE Repeat G

Mrs Djinn Djinn When Roger spreads the news that the stork is to visit the Nelson household, he doesn't know that Mrs. Djinn-Djinn, the genie dog, is the object of the visit -- not Jeannie. Stars Barbra Eden and Larry Hagman.

10:00 GREEN ACRES Repeat G

The Blue Feather Lisa's superstitious nature gets the best of her when a blue feather arrives in the mail. She's convinced that Hungarian gypsies have placed a curse on her and she turns to Mr. Haney to "de-hexify" her.

Starring: Eddie Albert, Eva Gabor, Pat Buttram, Tom Lester

10:30 GREEN ACRES Repeat G

How to Get from Hooterville to Pixley Without Moving

After Oliver orders the Monroe brothers to finish work on the bedroom, they confess that they never got a building permit. Oliver storms off to get one himself, only to discover his barn is in Hooterville but his house is in Pixley.

Starring: Eddie Albert, Eva Gabor, Pat Buttram, Tom Lester

11:00 WIPEOUT Captioned Repeat WS PG

Wipeout Australia

Wipeout goes Down Under! The crew of Wipeout takes the show on the road to Australia. 24 Australians thrill seekers must endure the worlds largest obstacle course consisting of the Big Balls, mud baths, the Sweeper and countless wipeouts. Only 1 can emerge victorious and take home the $50,000 grand prize.

12:00 BEWITCHED Repeat WS G

Divided He Falls Endora divides Darrin into his serious work half and his fun-loving half so Samantha can go on a planned vacation. Stars Elizabeth Montgomery and Dick York. 12:30 SPIN CITY Captioned Repeat WS PG

Suffragette City Mike attempts to quell a protest by the city's senior citizens; and, Carter protests against discrimination in an apartment building. Stars Richard Kind, Michael Boatman and Michael J. Fox.

Starring: Michael J Fox, Barry Bostwick, Connie Britton, Richard Kind, Alan Ruck

13:00 SEINFELD Repeat WS PG

The Non-Fat Yogurt

While at Kramer's new and very popular frozen yogurt store, George runs into a childhood friend and now high-powered advisor to New York City's mayor, David Dinkins. Stars Jerry Seinfeld, Jason Alexander, Julia Louis-Dreyfus and Michael Richards.

13:30 ENTERTAINMENT TONIGHT Captioned Repeat WS NA

Nancy O'Dell and Mark Steines bring us the latest celebrity news events, exclusive interviews, behind-the-scenes first looks, and Hollywood's hottest stories from the worlds of film, television, music, fashion, literature and interactive media.

14:00 TMZ NA Follow the professional and personal lives of all your favourite celebrities' as the TMZ team tracks them down whether they are hitting the hot Hollywood clubs or the dry cleaners.

14:30 THE NANNY Repeat PG

Fran-Lite

Fran pushes Maxwell to date again, and he ends up dating a woman like Fran.

Starring: Fran Drescher, Charles Shaughnessy, Lauren Lane, Daniel Davis

15:00 JUST SHOOT ME Repeat PG

Toy Story As a practical joke, Finch switches Elliott's birthday presents from Maya a co-worker. Stars Laura San Giacomo, George Segal and David Spade.

15:30 POWER RANGERS SAMURAI Repeat WS PG

There Go the Brides

The Power Rangers must stop Dayu from capturing brides on the day of their weddings.

Cons.Advice: Some Violence

16:00 GENERATOR REX Repeat WS PG

Without a Paddle

Noah convinces Rex to attend his school, so he can participate in an upcoming ping-pong tournament.

Cons.Advice: Some Violence

16:30 SPIN CITY Captioned Repeat WS PG

Mike's Best Friend's Boyfriend Mike thinks Carter's boyfriend is hitting on him; and, Stuart tries to convince James that he's getting fat. Stars Michael J. Fox, Michael Boatman and Connie Britton.

Starring: Michael J Fox, Barry Bostwick, Connie Britton, Richard Kind, Alan Ruck

17:00 I DREAM OF JEANNIE Repeat G

Jeannie The Curious Kid

Curiosity captures Jeannie, Tony and Roger bring her back. Stars Barbra Eden and Larry Hagman.

17:30 WIPEOUT USA Repeat PG

Blind Date 2.0 (Part 1)

18:30 EXCESS BAGGAGE Captioned WS TB

Spirit Challenge, Tasmania

The teams are in Tassie and have to catch a fish at a salmon farm, but first they have to inflate two-person kayaks and race to fetch their rods. Some spectacularly funny communication breakdowns set the purple and orange teams at loggerheads.

19:30 TOP GEAR Captioned Repeat WS PG

Jeremy Clarkson and Richard Hammond settle the thorny issue of which company has, above all others, made the greatest number of truly brilliant cars. They drive various models of Lancia cars through the British countryside and have a night race against a Morris Marina.

Starring: Chris Evans 21:00 THE BIG BANG THEORY Captioned Repeat WS M

The Robotic Manipulation

Sheldon goes on a date with Amy Fowler, his first date ever, and Penny finds herself accompanying them.

Starring: Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons, Kaley Cuoco, Kunal Nayyar, Simon Helberg

21:30 WHIP IT! 2009 WS M

Whip It!

In Bodeen, Texas, an indie-rock loving misfit finds a way of dealing with her small-town misery after she discovers a roller derby league in nearby Austin.

Starring: Drew Barrymore, Juliette Lewis, Marcia Gay Harden, Ellen Page

Cons.Advice: Some Coarse Language, Sexual References

23:50 SOUTH PARK Repeat M

Good Times With Weapons The boys lie to get ninja weapons from the fair, but must decide whether or not to tell their parents when Butters is injured with a throwing star.

Cons.Advice: Some Coarse Language, Sexual References

00:20 MAD Repeat WS M

Sup/Mouse M.D. Everything is great in Carl's flying house, until the cast of The Jersey Shore knocks on his door. Then, a bitter, angry mouse doctor does the rounds in his hospital.

00:30 FUR TV Repeat WS MA

Merverella When Mervin is whacked on the side of the head, he is transported to a "Puppetz 'n' the Hood" style fantasy land in the series finale of 'Fur TV'.

Cons.Advice: Frequent Coarse Language

01:00 THE HILLS Repeat WS M

It's On Bitch

Kristin stirs up trouble with the girls while she flirts with Justin Bobby. Spencer and Heidi go house hunting.

01:30 RENO 911 Repeat WS M

Mayor Hernandez When Reno's Mayor shows up at the station asking for help, the deputies must decide whether to uphold the law, or uphold their local government.

Cons.Advice: Sexual References, Some Coarse Language

02:00 DANOZ G

H2O Mop X5

Home shopping programme

02:30 BRAND DEVELOPERS WS G

Aeropilates

Home shopping programme.

03:00 BRAND DEVELOPERS WS G

Renovator

Home shopping programme.

03:30 DANOZ G

Abdoer Twist

Home shopping programme

04:00 JUST SHOOT ME Repeat PG

Toy Story As a practical joke, Finch switches Elliott's birthday presents from Maya a co-worker. Stars Laura San Giacomo, George Segal and David Spade. 04:30 GREEN ACRES Repeat G

Starring: Eddie Albert, Eva Gabor, Pat Buttram, Tom Lester

05:00 GREEN ACRES Repeat G

How to Get from Hooterville to Pixley Without Moving

Starring: Eddie Albert, Eva Gabor, Pat Buttram, Tom Lester

05:30 THE FLINTSTONES Repeat G

Fred Flintstone Woos Again

Fred and Wilma go on a second honeymoon. Tue Feb 14, 2012

06:00 BRATZ Repeat WS PG

Camp Starshine (Part 1) The Bratz head off to an elite performing arts camp, looking forward to a fun, kickback summer with their BFFs. But soon it is clear that this is no kick-back camp.

06:30 ANIMANIACS Repeat G

Ragamuffins/Woodstock Slappy In "Ragamuffins," a black-and-white, 1930s-style cartoon, the Warners go to work, and create havoc, at a bakery. Then, Slappy and Skippy Squirrel attend the landmark rock concert of 1969 in "Woodstock Slappy."

07:00 GENERATOR REX Repeat WS PG

Without a Paddle

Noah convinces Rex to attend his school, so he can participate in an upcoming ping-pong tournament.

Cons.Advice: Some Violence

07:30 UNNATURAL HISTORY Repeat WS PG

Sleeper in a Box Investigating a strange "stone," Henry and his friends discover that the object is actually the remains of the Soviet satellite Sputnik -- that's wanted by Russian mobsters.

Starring: Kevin G Schmidt, Jordan Gavaris, Italia Ricci, Martin Donovan

Cons.Advice: Mild Violence

08:30 SMURFS Repeat G

A Smurf On The Wild Side

Raised by squirrels, a loincloth-wearing Smurf is discovered by the Smurfs in the forest.

09:00 THE FLINTSTONES Repeat G

The Rock Quarry Story

Fred tries to impress Wilma by bringing movie star Rock Quarry to dinner, but Wilma doesn't recognize him.

09:30 I DREAM OF JEANNIE Repeat G

Jeannie The Curious Kid

Curiosity captures Jeannie, Tony and Roger bring her back. Stars Barbra Eden and Larry Hagman.

10:00 GREEN ACRES Repeat G

The Birthday Gift For Lisa's birthday gift, Oliver plans to gets her a horse. Mr Haney delivers one, and it's not your average nag. Its name is Mr. Fred, a talking horse who's also a has-been TV star.

Starring: Eddie Albert, Eva Gabor, Pat Buttram, Tom Lester

10:30 GREEN ACRES Repeat G

Everywhere a Chick Chick Oliver gets into the chicken raising business with the purchase of 1000 chicks. Nothing goes as planned, with Lisa trying to raise them as human children and the brooder breaking down.

Starring: Eddie Albert, Eva Gabor, Pat Buttram, Tom Lester

11:00 CHARLIE'S ANGELS Repeat WS PG

Angel On The Run A truck driver is kidnapped at gunpoint after two men throw a mysterious package into his vehicle. His wife then enlists the Angels to get her husband back. Stars Jaclyn Smith, Kate Jackson and Cheryl Ladd.

Cons.Advice: Some Violence

12:00 BEWITCHED Repeat WS G

Man's Best Friend Former flame Rodney turns himself into a dog to break up Darrin and Sam's marriage. Stars Elizabeth Montgomery and Dick York.

12:30 SPIN CITY Captioned Repeat WS PG

Mike's Best Friend's Boyfriend Mike thinks Carter's boyfriend is hitting on him; and, Stuart tries to convince James that he's getting fat. Stars Michael J. Fox, Michael Boatman and Connie Britton.

Starring: Michael J Fox, Barry Bostwick, Connie Britton, Richard Kind, Alan Ruck 13:00 SEINFELD Repeat WS PG

The Barber

Kramer arrives fresh from getting a haircut by their neighbourhood barber, Gino. Admitting that Gino's Uncle Enzo does a less than satisfactory job with his own hair, Jerry claims he feels too sorry for him to change. Stars Jerry Seinfeld, Jason Alexander, Julia Louis-Dreyfus and Michael Richards.

13:30 ENTERTAINMENT TONIGHT Captioned Repeat WS NA

14:00 TMZ NA Follow the professional and personal lives of all your favourite celebrities' as the TMZ team tracks them down whether they are hitting the hot Hollywood clubs or the dry cleaners.

14:30 THE NANNY Repeat PG

Everybody Needs a Bubby Yetta moves in with the family when her home is fumigated, but Fran thinks she might be a bad influence for the children.

Starring: Fran Drescher, Charles Shaughnessy, Lauren Lane, Daniel Davis

15:00 JUST SHOOT ME Repeat PG

Miss Pretty Finch tries to keep from being identified as the magazine's new advice columnist; Elliott accidentally offends a big advertiser. Stars Laura San Giacomo, George Segal and David Spade.

15:30 POWER RANGERS SAMURAI Repeat WS PG

Ive Got a Spell on Blue

A brainwashed Kevin attacks his fellow Rangers.

Cons.Advice: Some Violence

16:00 GENERATOR REX Repeat WS PG

Night Falls

Rex and Caesar visit their grandmother in Mexico; Hunter Cain returns.

Cons.Advice: Some Violence

16:30 SPIN CITY Captioned Repeat WS PG

The Pig Whisperer

Starring: Michael J Fox, Barry Bostwick, Connie Britton, Richard Kind, Alan Ruck

17:00 I DREAM OF JEANNIE Repeat G

The Recording Secretary Jeannie tries to get Tony the Best Husband Award and almost makes him the Worst Astronaut. Stars Barbra Eden and Larry Hagman.

17:30 WIPEOUT USA Repeat PG

Blind Date 2.0 (Part 2)

18:30 EXCESS BAGGAGE Captioned WS TB

Breakthrough At The Dam

The yellow, blue and green teams face a mighty one hundred and forty meter abseil down a dam. Dr Tim is at hand as fear of heights freezes some of the contestants. Plus, roles are reversed and unbreakable team bonds are forged.

19:30 THE KARATE KID, PART II 1986 Repeat WS PG

The Karate Kid, Part II Daniel accompanies his mentor to Okinawa who is off to see his dying father and confront his old rival, while Daniel inadvertently makes an enemy of his own.

Starring: John G. Avildsen, Pat Morita, Ralph Macchio, Nobu McCarthy

Cons.Advice: Mild Violence 21:50 THE NANNY DIARIES 2007 Captioned Repeat WS M

The Nanny Diaries

After graduating from College, New Jersey girl Annie can't make up her mind about what to do with her life. However, when she saves a boy from being run over in the park, she is employed as a nanny for a rich New York family. Concealed in their home, she struggles to juggle the family's dysfunction and a new hidden romance.

Starring: Scarlett Johansson, Donna Murphy, Alicia Keys, Laura Linney

Cons.Advice: Some Coarse Language

00:00 SOUTH PARK Repeat MA

Up The Down Steroid Jimmy begins using steroids to improve his chances in the special Olympics. Meanwhile, Cartman disguises himself as a handicapped boy so he can enter as well and win the cash prize.

Cons.Advice: Frequent Coarse Language, Sexual References

WATCHMEN: THE COMPLETE MOTION 00:30 COMIC Repeat WS AV

Chapter 7

Dan Dreiberg returns as The Nite Owl.

Cons.Advice: Strong Violence

01:00 THE HILLS Repeat WS M

Mess With Me, I Mess With You

Kristin and Stacie team up, but then there's the talk with Audrina.

01:30 RENO 911 Repeat WS M

Coconut Nut Clusters

The deputies go door to door selling Coconut Nut Clusters.

Cons.Advice: Sexual References, Some Coarse Language

02:00 BRAND DEVELOPERS WS G

Ahh Bra V3

Home shopping programme.

02:30 DANOZ G

H2O Mop X5

Home shopping programme

03:00 MCD WS G

Magic Bullets + Miracle Blades

Home shopping.

03:30 DANOZ G

Swivel Sweeper G2

Home shopping programme.

04:00 JUST SHOOT ME Repeat PG

Miss Pretty Finch tries to keep from being identified as the magazine's new advice columnist; Elliott accidentally offends a big advertiser. Stars Laura San Giacomo, George Segal and David Spade.

04:30 GREEN ACRES Repeat G

Starring: Eddie Albert, Eva Gabor, Pat Buttram, Tom Lester

05:00 GREEN ACRES Repeat G

Starring: Eddie Albert, Eva Gabor, Pat Buttram, Tom Lester 05:30 THE FLINTSTONES Repeat G

The Rock Quarry Story

Fred tries to impress Wilma by bringing movie star Rock Quarry to dinner, but Wilma doesn't recognize him. Wed Feb 15, 2012

06:00 BRATZ Repeat WS PG

Ballet Divaz (Part 2) The Bratz, Dylan and Eitan attend a performing arts camp where the winner of the camps talent show will get to star in a movie about their special skill.

06:30 ANIMANIACS Repeat G

Karaoke-Dokie/Cranial Crusader/The Chicken Who Loved Me The Warners compete for the microphone at a karaoke song festival on the studio lot. To achieve fame, fortune and global domination, Pinky and The Brain become nocturnal superheroes in "Cranial Crusader."

07:00 GENERATOR REX Repeat WS PG

Night Falls

Rex and Caesar visit their grandmother in Mexico; Hunter Cain returns.

Cons.Advice: Some Violence

07:30 UNNATURAL HISTORY Repeat WS PG

The Heart of the Warrior When the Japanese Martial Arts Team accompanies an exhibit of Samurai artefacts, Henry is impressed by a girl who falls under suspicion as a thief of a revered object.

Starring: Kevin G Schmidt, Jordan Gavaris, Italia Ricci, Martin Donovan

Cons.Advice: Mild Violence

08:30 SMURFS Repeat G

Sleepless Smurfs/Predictable Smurfs

The Smurfs are induced into insomnia by Gargamel and Morphio conspiring together.

09:00 THE FLINTSTONES Repeat G

The Soft Touchables

Part-time sleuths Fred and Barney are tricked by a charming female thief and inadvertently help her rob a bank.

09:30 I DREAM OF JEANNIE Repeat G

The Recording Secretary Jeannie tries to get Tony the Best Husband Award and almost makes him the Worst Astronaut. Stars Barbra Eden and Larry Hagman.

10:00 GREEN ACRES Repeat G

The Marital Vacation

Even though taking separate vacations was Lisa's idea, she misses Oliver before she even gets to the airport. Her constant phone calls and visits from neighbours irritate Oliver so much; he hops a plane to New York to join her.

Starring: Eddie Albert, Eva Gabor, Pat Buttram, Tom Lester

10:30 GREEN ACRES Repeat G

A Prize in Every Package

Criminals rob a jewelry store in Chicago and stash their haul in a grain bin. The expensive gems end up packed in boxes of Crickly Wickly cereal shipped to Hooterville. Lisa knows real jewels when she sees them, but Oliver's sure they're just costume.

Starring: Eddie Albert, Eva Gabor, Pat Buttram, Tom Lester

11:00 CHARLIE'S ANGELS Repeat WS PG

Antique Angels The Angels and Bosley masquerade as Keystone Kops in order to recover a highly radioactive gas that is stolen. Stars Jaclyn Smith, Kate Jackson and Cheryl Ladd.

Cons.Advice: Some Violence

12:00 BEWITCHED Repeat WS G

The Catnapper Detective Charlie Leach kidnaps Darrin's client after she is turned into a cat. Stars Elizabeth Montgomery and Dick York. 12:30 SPIN CITY Captioned Repeat WS PG

The Pig Whisperer

Starring: Michael J Fox, Barry Bostwick, Connie Britton, Richard Kind, Alan Ruck

13:00 SEINFELD Repeat WS PG

The Masseuse

After convincing Elaine to ask a new boyfriend to change his name, one he shares with a notorious serial killer, Jerry and a masseuse named Jodi double date with George and his on-again girlfriend Karen. Stars Jerry Seinfeld, Jason Alexander, Julia Louis-Dreyfus and Michael Richards.

13:30 ENTERTAINMENT TONIGHT Captioned Repeat WS NA

14:00 TMZ NA Follow the professional and personal lives of all your favourite celebrities' as the TMZ team tracks them down whether they are hitting the hot Hollywood clubs or the dry cleaners.

14:30 THE NANNY Repeat PG

Material Fran

Fran starts dating an older man.

Starring: Fran Drescher, Charles Shaughnessy, Lauren Lane, Daniel Davis

15:00 JUST SHOOT ME Repeat PG

Maya's Nude Photos Maya's photography teacher asks her to do a nude self-portrait. Stars Laura San Giacomo, George Segal and David Spade.

15:30 POWER RANGERS SAMURAI Repeat WS PG

Forest For the Trees

Mike learns the true meaning of the Green Ranger's Symbol Power when Ji takes away his Samuraizer.

Cons.Advice: Mild Violence

16:00 GENERATOR REX Repeat WS PG

Written in Sand While investigating a nanite-free sandstorm, both Rex and Van Kleiss become trapped underground, with their nanites slowly being destroyed. The two enemies must work together in order to survive.

Cons.Advice: Some Violence

16:30 SPIN CITY Captioned Repeat WS PG

Uneasy Rider Mike helps the Mayor when his father dies suddenly; and, James thinks Caitlin has a crush on him. Stars Michael J. Fox, Barry Bostwick and Alexander Chaplin.

Starring: Michael J Fox, Barry Bostwick, Connie Britton, Richard Kind, Alan Ruck

17:00 I DREAM OF JEANNIE Repeat G

Help - Help A Shark With a little help from Jeannie, a score is "evened" between Tony and General Schaeffer. Stars Barbra Eden and Larry Hagman.

17:30 WIPEOUT USA Repeat PG

At Full Tilt

18:30 EXCESS BAGGAGE Captioned WS TB

The Orienteering Endurance

Four injured contestants force the formation of three super teams to take on a grueling orienteering course with five testing challenges along the way. The water-on-the-brain-teaser has Darryn Lyons wishing his business manager was there to help, and the feuding Matt and Lana must overcome their differences to have any chance of winning. 19:30 TOP GEAR Captioned Repeat WS PG

Jeremy Clarkson travels to Belfast to conduct an extremely thorough test of the Renaultsport Twingo 133, involving a tunnel, a ferry and British television actor Ross Kemp. Meanwhile, Richard Hammond investigates ways to speed up your next summer holiday through the medium of motorsport and invents the brand-new sport of airport vehicle racing.

Starring: Guy Ritchie

21:00 THE BIG BANG THEORY Captioned Repeat WS M

The 21-Second Excitation The guys camp out in a line hoping to see an anticipated movie, while Penny and Bernadette arrange Amy's first slumber party.

Starring: Wil Wheaton, Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons, Kaley Cuoco, Kunal Nayyar, Simon Helberg

21:30 ZOMBIELAND 2009 WS AV

Zombieland

In a world overrun by zombies, Tallahassee has found his lifes calling slaying the undead. Fearful Columbus however, has survived using the cower-and-run approach. So when these two opposites team up, theyre not sure which is worse: falling to zombies or relying on each other.

Starring: Woody Harrelson, Jesse Eisenberg, Abigail Breslin

Cons.Advice: Strong Violence, Horror, Frequent Coarse Language

23:20 SOUTH PARK Repeat MA

The Passion of the Jew Cartman leads a campaign against the Jews after seeing "The Passion Of The Christ." Meanwhile, Stan and Kenny try to get their money back from Mel Gibson and discover that he is completely insane.

Cons.Advice: Frequent Coarse Language, Sexual References

23:50 SOUTH PARK Repeat MA

You Got F'd in the A A gang of kids from the O.C. challenge Stan do a dance-off. But before the big event, Butters must confront a painful event from his past.

Cons.Advice: Frequent Coarse Language, Sexual References

00:20 MAD Repeat WS M

Avaturd and CSiCarly Classic MAD icons are featured in the premiere episode of this new animated sketch-comedy series, showcasing a mix of humour and animation styles.

00:30 HOWIE DO IT M

Pranks on unsuspecting marks are documented in this comedic reality series.

Cons.Advice: Sexual References

01:30 RENO 911 Repeat WS M

Dangle's Secret Family Dangle takes time to connect with long-lost relatives: his black half-bother and half-sister from his father's other, secret family in Chicago.

Cons.Advice: Sexual References, Some Coarse Language

02:00 DANOZ G

H2O Mop X5

Home shopping programme

02:30 BRAND DEVELOPERS WS G

Aeropilates

Home shopping programme.

03:00 DANOZ G

Abdoer Twist

Home shopping programme 03:30 DANOZ G

Swivel Sweeper G2

Home shopping programme.

04:00 JUST SHOOT ME Repeat PG

Maya's Nude Photos Maya's photography teacher asks her to do a nude self-portrait. Stars Laura San Giacomo, George Segal and David Spade.

04:30 GREEN ACRES Repeat G

The Marital Vacation

Starring: Eddie Albert, Eva Gabor, Pat Buttram, Tom Lester

05:00 GREEN ACRES Repeat G

A Prize in Every Package

Starring: Eddie Albert, Eva Gabor, Pat Buttram, Tom Lester

05:30 THE FLINTSTONES Repeat G

The Soft Touchables

Part-time sleuths Fred and Barney are tricked by a charming female thief and inadvertently help her rob a bank. Thu Feb 16, 2012

06:00 BRATZ Repeat WS PG

Just Dance (Part 3) The Bratz friendship starts to fall apart when they each gear up to compete against each other in a performing arts summer camp talent show with high stakes. Each girl gets consumed with being the best.

06:30 ANIMANIACS Repeat G

Baloney & Kids/Super Buttons/The Driving Lesson Trouble occurs when the Warners meet the big, fat, purple dinosaur from the "Baloney and Kids" television show. Next, "Super Buttons" soars over the metropolis to rescue Super Mindy.

07:00 GENERATOR REX Repeat WS PG

Cons.Advice: Some Violence

07:30 UNNATURAL HISTORY Repeat WS PG

Fountain of Truth Henry is bequeathed a dangerous secret that leads to a mystical plant that seems to be from Ponce de Leon's expedition to find the Fountain of Youth.

Starring: Kevin G Schmidt, Jordan Gavaris, Italia Ricci, Martin Donovan

Cons.Advice: Mild Violence

08:30 SMURFS Repeat G

Poet's Storybook/Where The Wild Smurfs Are

Magic makes all the things in Poet's story book happen in reality despite that not being his intention.

09:00 THE FLINTSTONES Repeat G

Flintstone Of Prinstone

Fred attends night classes and is drafted to be a quarterback on the school football team.

09:30 I DREAM OF JEANNIE Repeat G

Help - Help A Shark With a little help from Jeannie, a score is "evened" between Tony and General Schaeffer. Stars Barbra Eden and Larry Hagman.

10:00 GREEN ACRES Repeat G

Law Partners Recent law school graduate Brian Williams pitches Oliver on joining him in a new practice. After another of his patriotic speeches, this time about law, Oliver is ready to hang out his shingle.

Starring: Eddie Albert, Eva Gabor, Pat Buttram, Tom Lester

10:30 GREEN ACRES Repeat G

A Day in the Life of Oliver Wendell Holmes

The law office of Douglas and Williams is open for business, even though the sign has Oliver Mendell Douglas listed as a partner. Unqualified secretary Lisa destroys a office typewriter before having the new phone connected to a fire alarm "clanger".

Starring: Eddie Albert, Eva Gabor, Pat Buttram, Tom Lester

11:00 CHARLIE'S ANGELS Repeat WS PG

Pilot When a wealthy winegrower disappears, the Angels go undercover in their first case together at the vineyard to solve the mystery. Stars Kate Jackson, Farrah Fawcett and Jaclyn Smith.

12:30 SPIN CITY Captioned Repeat WS PG

Uneasy Rider Mike helps the Mayor when his father dies suddenly; and, James thinks Caitlin has a crush on him. Stars Michael J. Fox, Barry Bostwick and Alexander Chaplin.

Starring: Michael J Fox, Barry Bostwick, Connie Britton, Richard Kind, Alan Ruck 13:00 SEINFELD Repeat WS PG

The Cigar Store Indian

Elaine's Native American friend Winona thinks Jerry is racially insensitive when he presents Elaine with a cigar-store Indian statue as a peace offering after not driving her home from George's place. Stars Jerry Seinfeld, Jason Alexander, Julia Louis-Dreyfus and Michael Richards.

13:30 ENTERTAINMENT TONIGHT Captioned Repeat WS NA

14:00 TMZ NA Follow the professional and personal lives of all your favourite celebrities' as the TMZ team tracks them down whether they are hitting the hot Hollywood clubs or the dry cleaners.

14:30 THE NANNY Repeat PG

Curse of the Grandmas

Fran's anniversary as a nanny for the Sheffields is coming up, but Maxwell seems to have forgotten all about it.

Starring: Fran Drescher, Charles Shaughnessy, Lauren Lane, Daniel Davis

15:00 JUST SHOOT ME Repeat PG

And The Femmy Goes To ... Maya, Nina and Elliott are all nominated for a prestigious fashion magazine award. Stars Laura San Giacomo, George Segal and David Spade.

15:30 POWER RANGERS SAMURAI Repeat WS PG

Test of the Leader (Part 1)

Jayden's attempt at sealing away Master Xandred is thwarted by Deker, a mysterious new villain.

Cons.Advice: Some Violence

16:00 GENERATOR REX Repeat WS PG

Hard Target Rex is attacked by Breach while delivering Chinese takeout to hungry Providence Agents. She says that Van Kleiss has an important mission for her in Hong Kong, China that involves an "old friend" of Rex's.

Cons.Advice: Some Violence

16:30 SPIN CITY Captioned Repeat WS PG

About Last Night

City Hall is abuzz over the President's upcoming visit to see the Mayor. But when it's clear that only one staffer will be invited to join the Mayor for the big meeting, those not chosen drown their sorrows at a raucous bar; Nikki and Carter make a bet to see who is more attractive to women; and, Caitlin has a revealing moment. Stars Michael J Fox and Barry Bostwick.

Starring: Michael J Fox, Barry Bostwick, Connie Britton, Richard Kind, Alan Ruck

17:00 I DREAM OF JEANNIE Repeat G

Eternally Yours Tony has an unexpected reunion with his childhood sweetheart and his adulthood wife. Stars Barbra Eden and Larry Hagman.

17:30 WIPEOUT USA Repeat PG

Is Thar A Potato in Your Sack, Or Are You Just Happy To See Me?

18:30 EXCESS BAGGAGE Captioned WS TB

The Hangar-2nd Competitive Check-In

John and Lisa triumph in the weekly fitness tests. Its been neck and neck between Orange and Purple all week in Tasmania, who will come out on top when their health scores are revealed at the second competitive check-in?

19:30 MIKE & MOLLY Captioned Repeat WS PG

First Date Molly gets a cold on her first date with Mike, but her decision to take cold medicine before the outing turns out to be a bad choice.

Starring: Billy Gardell, Melissa McCarthy, Reno Wilson, Katy Mixon

Cons.Advice: Sexual References 20:00 MIKE & MOLLY Captioned Repeat WS PG

First Kiss

Mike gets a bruised ego when he and Molly go on a bowling date.

Starring: Billy Gardell, Melissa McCarthy, Reno Wilson, Katy Mixon

Cons.Advice: Sexual References

20:30 THE BIG BANG THEORY Captioned Repeat WS PG

The Adhesive Duck Deficiency

With Leonard, Howard and Raj away camping in the desert, an injured Penny has only Sheldon to rely on.

Starring: Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons, Kaley Cuoco, Simon Helberg, Kunal Nayyar

Cons.Advice: Sexual References

21:00 THE BIG BANG THEORY Captioned Repeat WS M

The Alien Parasite Hypothesis Amy is attracted to Penny's ex-boyfriend; and Raj and Howard argue about which of them would be a better superhero.

Starring: Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons, Kaley Cuoco, Kunal Nayyar, Simon Helberg

21:30 FERRIS BUELLER'S DAY OFF 1986 WS PG

Ferris Bueller's Day Off Ferris Bueller is a popular high school student living in an affluent Chicago suburb. After convincing his parents that he is truly sick, Ferris calls on his friend Cameron to join him for a day off.

Starring: Matthew Broderick, Jennifer Grey, Alan Ruck, Charlie Sheen

Cons.Advice: Mild Coarse Language

23:40 SOUTH PARK Repeat MA

AWESOM-O

Cartman dresses up as a robot from Japan, sent to Butters. Tricks him in to believing it and cant give away his identity because he finds out Butters has a video of him dancing to Britney Spears kissing a Justin Timberlake picture!

Cons.Advice: Frequent Coarse Language, Sexual References

00:00 SOUTH PARK Repeat MA

The Jeffersons Michael Jackson moves to South Park but tries to conceal his identity. Meanwhile, local cops try to frame him because he is a rich black man.

Cons.Advice: Frequent Coarse Language, Sexual References

00:30 HOWIE DO IT M

Pranks on unsuspecting marks are documented in this comedic reality series.

01:30 RENO 911 Repeat WS M

Undercover At Burger Cousin Undercover at Burger Cousin, to stop a string of robberies at a local burger joint, deputies go to work as fast food employees, where they meet a boss (Guest Star Seth Green) even tougher than Lt. Dangle.

Cons.Advice: Sexual References, Some Coarse Language

02:00 BRAND DEVELOPERS WS G

Brainetics

Home shopping programme.

02:30 DANOZ G

H2O Mop X5

Home shopping programme

03:00 MCD WS G

Wonder Cooker with Blades

Home shopping. 03:30 DANOZ G

Swivel Sweeper G2

Home shopping programme.

04:00 JUST SHOOT ME Repeat PG

And The Femmy Goes To ... Maya, Nina and Elliott are all nominated for a prestigious fashion magazine award. Stars Laura San Giacomo, George Segal and David Spade.

04:30 GREEN ACRES Repeat G

Starring: Eddie Albert, Eva Gabor, Pat Buttram, Tom Lester

05:00 GREEN ACRES Repeat G

A Day in the Life of Oliver Wendell Holmes

Starring: Eddie Albert, Eva Gabor, Pat Buttram, Tom Lester

05:30 THE FLINTSTONES Repeat G

Flintstone Of Prinstone

Fred attends night classes and is drafted to be a quarterback on the school football team. Fri Feb 17, 2012

06:00 BRATZ Repeat WS PG

Alien Encounterz Sasha wants to make a big difference in the world, and gets the chance when Stiles High is infiltrated by aliens. Only as it turns out, the only way Sasha can make a difference is by letting the Tweevils save the world.

06:30 ANIMANIACS Repeat G

Scare Happy Slappy/Witch One/Macbeth Slappy and Skippy Squirrel go trick-or-treating at the homes of Slappy's former cartoon foes. Afterwards, Rita is accused of being a witch in Salem, Massachusetts during the 1600s in "Witch One."

07:00 GENERATOR REX Repeat WS PG

Cons.Advice: Some Violence

07:30 UNNATURAL HISTORY Repeat WS PG

Public School Enemies

Henry becomes entangled in an adventure when he discovers something secret in the Dillinger car.

Starring: Kevin G Schmidt, Jordan Gavaris, Italia Ricci, Martin Donovan

Cons.Advice: Mild Violence

08:30 SMURFS Repeat G

Little Big Smurf/A Hole In Smurf

The Smurf Village gets eaten out of houses and homes when an oversized Snappy arrives.

09:00 THE FLINTSTONES Repeat G

The Little White Lie

Fred has to explain poker winnings to Wilma, who thought he was visiting a sick friend.

09:30 I DREAM OF JEANNIE Repeat G

Eternally Yours Tony has an unexpected reunion with his childhood sweetheart and his adulthood wife. Stars Barbra Eden and Larry Hagman.

10:00 GREEN ACRES Repeat G

Economy Flight to Washington

The Hooterville Young People's Agricultural Society, comprised of Eb, Hank and Arnold, flies to Washington, D. C. for the national convention. When the stewardess tries to throw the pig off the DC-3, the Douglases come on board to smooth over the problem.

Starring: Eddie Albert, Eva Gabor, Pat Buttram, Tom Lester

10:30 GREEN ACRES Repeat G

Retreat From Washington

With the Douglases in Washington, the "Haney Farm Mindin' Service" leases out their house to a couple with six children. Meanwhile in D.C., Lisa and Eb go to the White House to have unannounced lunch with the president.

Starring: Eddie Albert, Eva Gabor, Pat Buttram, Tom Lester

11:00 WIPEOUT Captioned Repeat WS PG 24 thrill seekers must endure the worlds largest obstacle course consisting of the Big Balls, mud baths, the Sweeper and countless wipeouts. Only 1 can emerge victorious and take home the $50,000 grand prize.

12:00 BEWITCHED Repeat WS G

The Girl With The Golden Nose After Larry Tate changes his mind about giving Darrin an account, Darrin is sure Samantha's magic is behind Larry's change of heart. Stars Elizabeth Montgomery and Dick York.

12:30 SPIN CITY Captioned Repeat WS PG

About Last Night

Starring: Michael J Fox, Barry Bostwick, Connie Britton, Richard Kind, Alan Ruck 13:00 SEINFELD Repeat WS PG

The Conversation

George changes his religion to Latvian Orthodox to keep his girlfriend who must break up with him for religious reasons and Jerry finds a tube of fungus cream in his girlfriend's medicine cabinet and fakes an illness until he can figure out what the cream is used for. Stars Jerry Seinfeld, Jason Alexander, Julia Louis-Dreyfus and Michael Richards.

13:30 ENTERTAINMENT TONIGHT Captioned Repeat WS NA

14:00 TMZ NA Follow the professional and personal lives of all your favourite celebrities' as the TMZ team tracks them down whether they are hitting the hot Hollywood clubs or the dry cleaners.

14:30 THE NANNY Repeat PG

The Nanny Napper

Fran accidently brings a foreign woman's baby home from the subway, and is accused of kidnapping.

Starring: Fran Drescher, Charles Shaughnessy, Lauren Lane, Daniel Davis

15:00 JUST SHOOT ME Repeat PG

Softball Maya is persuaded to pitch in the office's annual softball game. Stars Laura San Giacomo, George Segal and David Spade.

15:30 POWER RANGERS SAMURAI Repeat WS PG

Jaydens Challenge

In order to protect the other Rangers, Jayden decides to take on a powerful Nighlok all by himself.

Cons.Advice: Mild Violence

16:00 GENERATOR REX Repeat WS PG

A Family Holiday

Dr. Holiday finds new hope in Dr. Moses, who showcases that he has found a cure for the EVO's who are incurable, like Beverly. But Rex and Six are not so sure, so they check into it only to find that Dr. Moses is all but fake, leaving Dr. Holiday in a dangerous situation and Beverly even worse.

Cons.Advice: Some Violence

16:30 SPIN CITY Captioned Repeat WS PG

Don't Get on the Bus

The Mayor prepares for a three day trip across New York on his new campaign bus; and, Nikki becomes a female version of Stuart when she consults him for dating advice. Stars Barry Bostwick, Alan Ruck and Michael J. Fox.

Starring: Michael J Fox, Barry Bostwick, Connie Britton, Richard Kind, Alan Ruck

17:00 I DREAM OF JEANNIE Repeat G

An Astronaut In Sheeps Clothing Jeannie tries to knit and pearl - Tony just the latter. The wind up is no presents, but it really doesn't matter. Stars Barbra Eden and Larry Hagman.

17:30 BEWITCHED Repeat WS G

Prodigy Samantha provides encouragement to Glady Kavitz's violinist brother Louis. Stars Elizabeth Montgomery and Dick York.

18:00 SCOOBY-DOO 2002 Captioned Repeat WS PG

Scooby-Doo

Two years after a clash of egos forced Mystery Inc. to close, Scooby-Doo and his clever crime-solving cohorts Fred, Daphne, Shaggy and Velma are individually summoned to Spooky Island to investigate a series of paranormal incidents. Scooby and the gang will have to overcome their personal differences and forget everything they think they know about fake ghouls and phony creatures to crack the case, save themselves and possibly...the world!

Starring: Freddie Prinze Jnr, Sara Michelle Gellar, Linda Cardellini, Rowan Atkinson

Cons.Advice: Mild Violence HARRY POTTER AND THE 19:30 PHILOSOPHER'S STONE 2001 Captioned Repeat WS PG

Harry Potter And The Philosopher's Stone

Harry Potter has lived under the stairs at his aunt and uncle's house his whole life. But on his 11th birthday, he learns he's a powerful wizard, with a place waiting for him at the Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. As he learns to harness his newfound powers, Harry uncovers the truth about his parents' deaths, and about the wizard who's to blame.

Starring: Daniel Radcliffe, Richard Harris, Maggie Smith, Robbie Coltrane, Rupert Grint, Emma Watson

Cons.Advice: Supernatural Themes, Mild Violence

23:00 THE NEW GUY 2002 Repeat WS PG

The New Guy

Grade-A high school loser, Dizzy, assumes another identity at a new school to infiltrate a group of popular kids. Using the tried-and-true moves he learned from a convict, he scores the affections of a hot cheerleader. But how long can he carry on the ruse?

Starring: Ed Decter, Dj Qualls, Eliza Duschku, Zooey Deschanel, Lyle Lovett, Gene Simmons

Cons.Advice: Some Coarse Language, Sexual References

01:00 SEINFELD Repeat WS PG

The Conversation

01:30 UNDERCOVERS Repeat WS AV

Dark Cover

After a chance meeting with a former criminal accomplice, Steven resumes his former bad guy cover in an attempt to foil a plot to release a deadly smallpox virus.

Starring: Boris Kodjoe, Gerald Mcraney, Carter MacIntyre, Gugu Mbatha-Raw

Cons.Advice: Strong Violence

02:30 RENO 911 Repeat WS M

Super Knockers!

The department gets new women's specific bullet-proof vests with an unexpected side effect: Super Knockers.

Cons.Advice: Sexual References, Some Coarse Language

03:00 RENO 911 Repeat WS M

Mayor Hernandez When Reno's Mayor shows up at the station asking for help, the deputies must decide whether to uphold the law, or uphold their local government.

Cons.Advice: Sexual References, Some Coarse Language

03:30 RENO 911 Repeat WS M

Coconut Nut Clusters

The deputies go door to door selling Coconut Nut Clusters.

Cons.Advice: Sexual References, Some Coarse Language

04:00 RENO 911 Repeat WS M

Dangle's Secret Family Dangle takes time to connect with long-lost relatives: his black half-bother and half-sister from his father's other, secret family in Chicago.

Cons.Advice: Sexual References, Some Coarse Language

04:30 RENO 911 Repeat WS M

Cons.Advice: Sexual References, Some Coarse Language 05:00 BRATZ Repeat WS PG

Bratz Fail! The Bratz return from their Byron Powell missions and discover, much to their dismay, that they are in danger of failing gym. To pass, they must excel at a series of physical trials set up by their gym teacher.

05:30 TAMAGOTCHI Repeat G

Gypsytchi's Fortune Telling - Kikitchi! Ninja Training

Follows the lives of Mametchi and his friends as they progress through each day in TamaTown. Sat Feb 18, 2012

06:00 THUNDERBIRDS Repeat WS G

Sun Probe Follow the adventures of the International Rescue, an organisation created to help those in grave danger in this marionette puppetry classic.

07:00 KIDS WB SATURDAY WS G

Hosted by Lauren Phillips and Andrew Faulkner.

07:00 ANIMANIACS Repeat G

07:30 SMURFS Repeat G

Little Big Smurf/A Hole In Smurf

The Smurf Village gets eaten out of houses and homes when an oversized Snappy arrives.

08:00 THE LOONEY TUNES SHOW WS G

Double Date Lola gives Daffy dating advice, and falls in love with him in the process. But Daffy only has eyes for Tina, and Bugs is surprised to find he might actually have feelings for Lola.

08:30 CAMP LAZLO Repeat WS G

The Bean Tree / Taking Care of Gretchen When Lumpus discovers that he and Lazlo are related he reluctantly decides to leave camp Kidney to his least favourite camper.

09:00 CAMP LAZLO Repeat WS G

Scoop of the Day / Boxing Edward

Lumpus becomes obsessed with reading Dave and Ping Pong newspaper even though it is "for campers only."

09:30 YOUNG JUSTICE WS PG

Independence Day

Robin, Aqualad, and Kid Flash are invited to join the Justice League, but soon discover they are to be treated as junior members. When the League leaves to handle a major threat to the Earth, the three teenagers decide to investigate a fire at Cadmus Laboratories... and discover a conspiracy to create a clone of Superman.

Cons.Advice: Mild Violence

10:00 BATMAN: THE BRAVE AND THE BOLD WS PG

The Battle of the Superheroes! Batman takes a working vacation in Metropolis to help Superman, but friend becomes foe when the Man of Steel is exposed to red kryptonite, turning him into a power-hungry tyrant who brooks no disobedience.

Cons.Advice: Mild Violence

10:30 BEN 10: ULTIMATE ALIEN Repeat WS G

Fame

16-year-old Ben Tennyson is once again ready to take on enemies both human and alien. A few things have changed for the super-powered kid, his secret identity has been revealed! He's now an international megastar superhero and armed with a mysterious new Omnitrix, Ben will see action in places he's never been.

11:00 GREEN ACRES Repeat G

Economy Flight to Washington

Starring: Eddie Albert, Eva Gabor, Pat Buttram, Tom Lester

11:30 GREEN ACRES Repeat G

Retreat From Washington

Starring: Eddie Albert, Eva Gabor, Pat Buttram, Tom Lester 12:00 THE CITY Repeat WS PG

Fool Me Twice, Shame On Me Alixe Boyer offers Whitney and Olivia a fantastic opportunity: the chance to dress a celebrity for the cover of Elle magazine. But Olivia proves just how vicious she can be when she steals the credit for Whitney's work.

12:30 I DREAM OF JEANNIE Repeat G

Eternally Yours Tony has an unexpected reunion with his childhood sweetheart and his adulthood wife. Stars Barbra Eden and Larry Hagman.

13:00 I DREAM OF JEANNIE Repeat G

An Astronaut In Sheeps Clothing Jeannie tries to knit and pearl - Tony just the latter. The wind up is no presents, but it really doesn't matter. Stars Barbra Eden and Larry Hagman.

13:30 BEWITCHED Repeat WS G

14:00 BEWITCHED Repeat WS G

Prodigy Samantha provides encouragement to Glady Kavitz's violinist brother Louis. Stars Elizabeth Montgomery and Dick York.

14:30 SPIN CITY Captioned Repeat WS PG

About Last Night

Starring: Michael J Fox, Barry Bostwick, Connie Britton, Richard Kind, Alan Ruck

15:00 SPIN CITY Captioned Repeat WS PG

Don't Get on the Bus

Starring: Michael J Fox, Barry Bostwick, Connie Britton, Richard Kind, Alan Ruck

15:30 THE NANNY Repeat PG

Curse of the Grandmas

Fran's anniversary as a nanny for the Sheffields is coming up, but Maxwell seems to have forgotten all about it.

Starring: Fran Drescher, Charles Shaughnessy, Lauren Lane, Daniel Davis

16:00 THE NANNY Repeat PG

The Nanny Napper

Fran accidently brings a foreign woman's baby home from the subway, and is accused of kidnapping.

Starring: Fran Drescher, Charles Shaughnessy, Lauren Lane, Daniel Davis

16:30 SEINFELD Repeat WS PG

The Cigar Store Indian

17:00 SEINFELD Repeat WS PG

The Conversation

18:30 LOONEY TUNES BACK IN ACTION 2003 Captioned Repeat WS G

Looney Tunes Back In Action

Brendan Fraser and Jenna Elfman team up with Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck to save the world by keeping a magical diamond out of the hands of the evil Acme Corporation. Just about every Warner Bros. character makes an appearance in his family movie that recaptures the spirit of Warner Bros. classic cartoons. Starring: Brendan Fraser, Jenna Elfman, Steve Martin, Timothy Dalton, Heather Locklear, Joan Cusack, Bill Goldberg

20:30 NATIONAL LAMPOON'S EUROPEAN 1985 Captioned Repeat WS M VACATION

National Lampoon's European Vacation

Having won an all-expenses-paid trip on the game show "Pig in a Poke," the Griswolds head for Europe, and it's the usual comedy of errors as the bumbling Clark herds his family through a foreign land. Now, after wreaking havoc across their own country, the Griswolds are taking England, France and Germany by storm. (Chevy Chase, Beverly D'Angelo, Dana Hill, Jason Lively)

Starring: Amy Heckerling, Chevy Chase, Beverly D'Angelo, Dana Hill, Jason Lively, Eric Idle, Victor Lanoux, John Astin

Cons.Advice: Sexual References, Some Coarse Language

22:20 ALCATRAZ Captioned Repeat WS M

Pilot

Sam Neill stars as Government Agent, Emerson Hauser in this chilling new drama revolving around America's most infamous prison, Alcatraz. Fifty years after every prisoner on Alcatraz vanished, Detective Rebecca Madsen and Alcatraz expert, Doc Soto reluctantly team up with Agent Hauser to catch inmates reappearing on violent killing sprees.

Starring: Sam Neill, Sarah Jones, Jorge Garcia

Cons.Advice: Strong Violence

00:20 SOUTH PARK Repeat M

It's Christmas In Canada

The boys go to Canada to retrieve Ike, after his birth parents show up in South Park and claim him as their own.

Cons.Advice: Adult Themes, Some Coarse Language

00:40 TOTAL WIPEOUT UK Repeat WS PG

01:30 TOTAL WIPEOUT UK Repeat WS PG

02:30 THE HILLS Repeat WS M

Something Old, Something New

03:30 THE HILLS Repeat WS M

It's On Bitch

Kristin stirs up trouble with the girls while she flirts with Justin Bobby. Spencer and Heidi go house hunting.

04:00 THE HILLS Repeat WS M

Mess With Me, I Mess With You

Kristin and Stacie team up, but then there's the talk with Audrina. 04:30 THE CITY Repeat WS PG

05:00 BRATZ Repeat WS PG

Bratz vs. Brats

In hopes of securing a lucrative advertising deal the Bratz agree to baby sit the darling tykes of an influential designer. But when the kids turn out to be bratty little tyrants, the Bratz have to decide between keeping the deal and actually paying some attention to the children's needs.

05:30 TAMAGOTCHI Repeat G

The Great Chocolate Scramble - Terrifying! Mametchi the Vampire

Follows the lives of Mametchi and his friends as they progress through each day in TamaTown.