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By Steve Ungrey declined to be identified said that she was News Writer quite upset when she first saw the order, wondering exactly what these mugs were Records recently obtained by the Lanthorn being used for in Housing. indicate that the Housing Department has “I called Rick Hanke and he told me purchased several items of questionable specifically that there was no mistake on the value for use by the department. order form,” the mailroom employee said. Items include several Other examples of Hanke stresses that anyone who different types of mugs, products purchased by books on counseling has a question or problem regard­ Housing include 216 and sports, pens and ing money spent by Housing on assorted novelty nose pencils, posters from a non-housing items should contact disguises for a total of rape treatment center, the Housing Office at 895-3531 $183.60, 180 each of and novelty nose dis­ troll, golf ball, and and set up a meeting time with guises. bunky monkey pencils Tony Lillibridge Hanke. "If there are serious prob­ totaling $302.40, and and Dana Levine, two lems with the way we spend money, 39 posters from the rape GVSU students had a then we should end that practice," treatment center at meeting with GVSU Hanke said. "You, the students tell Santa Monica Hospital Housing Director Rick in Santa Monica, Cali­ Hanke about the sub­ us how we spend our money. I fornia totaling $19.50. ject. think it would be a shame to In a letter addressed Among the disputed eliminate these type of rewards, to Lillibridge from items was an order for however." Hanke that was ob­ 48 mugs with the tained by the Lanthorn, phrase “Life Begins at 40” printed on them. Hanke explains the following: “When we met with Rick Hanke to dis­ "You need to understand that we are cuss the invoices, he told us specifically getting ready to host a statewide confer­ with regard to the mugs that the order was ence next year, which happens once every a mistake," Lillibridge said. 15 years, and part of the conference pack­ Hanke docs back this up by saying that age is knick-knack type items which the ihere was confusion on the order form.. participants receive as well as other items Surplus mugs are also being distributed that are used as door prizes etc. in the free to anyone who fills out a GVSU Hous­ promotion of this event. ing evaluation and turns it in to the office. A person in the GVSU mailroom who See Housing, p.3

A Political Exhibition Ann Arbor Hash Bash

By Tom Scholten nization for the Reform of Mari­ News Writer juana Laws (NORML) and other groups which support marijuana Nursing Students are Recognized Since 1971, the University of legalization. reasons Lewis herself wanted to Michigan and Ann Arbor have While many people view this By Deb Schultz Nursing Student Association. This been host to the annual marijuana event as an opportunity to get high News Writer achievement alone did not secure become a nurse. festival known formally as "Hash in public, many of Hash Bash's the promotion for Stephanie. Her Any GVSU student in the pre Bash". defenders feel that their actions are Two members of the Grand participation in fund-raising ac­ health or nursing fields of study is The Hash Bash is an annual event a political statement and they are Valley Nursing Student Associa­ tivities and her campaign perfor­ eligible to become a member of where thousands of students and exercising their nght to smoke tion have recently been recognized mance during the two-day election the Nursing Student Association supporters of marijuana reform marijuana and also push for its for their achievements. process also factored into the final Along with the social benefits gather in the "diag" of the Uni­ legalization. GVSUjumorStephanie Rodgers decision. of the association, the group also versity of Michigan's central One student said that the bash obtained the position of treasurer Junior Cane Lewis was awarded participates in vanous volunteer campus and partake in the wacky has been more liberal in the past, for the State of Michigan on the the Spin! of Nursing Award from activities. Serving the homeless weed. and that this year the university National Nursing Student Asso­ the Army Nurses Corps. After being food and decorating hospital wards Warm weather added to the joy has cracked down on the event, by ciation board. nominated by Nursing Advisor Kay on holidays are among the activi­ of this year's bash, which hosted Rodgers was previously the Klien, Lewis applied for the award ties instituted by the association. See Hash Bash, p.2 sjieakers from the National Orga­ ueaurer on the local board of the through an essay discussing the GV Students Who Served in Desert Storm Receive Breaks a recognition ceremony, and a By Tom Scholten tive duty have not filed the FAF Activated students will also re­ comm emorative booklet, both of News Writer form, they will still be considered ceive help in getting into closed Opinion...... p. 4 on tune, according Grand Valley classes, according to professor of which may happen around Campus Life...... p. 6 Grand Valley State students Director of Financial Aid Ken history Dan Campbell. Currently, Veteran’s Day. Thirty-seven Grand Valley Entertainment...... p. 10 returning from active duty in the Fridsma. Those students who were seven students who served in the Persian Gulf will receive special activated at any time during this Gulf have been registered for fall students have been called to ac­ Classified Ads...... p. 15 help in financial aid and class fall or winter semester will receive classes. tive duty and one-thud have been Sports...... p.13 registration. a 100% tuition refund, Fridsma Some possible recognition ef­ in the Kuwaiti theater of opera­ If students returning from ac­ said. forts for activated students include tions, Campbell said. O Page 2 The Lanthom April 17, 1991 r ^ ------Hash Bash, from p 1 ------"

handing out $100 fines. “It used to be that you could sit in the dug and smoke your weed. Now that has all changed and nobody is Provided By the Department of Public Safety smoking out in the open this year”, said the student who only identified himself as Chip. This year’s annual event was well attended despite crackdowns bv 3/26/91: A hit and run ac­ ployee repotted that his prescrip­ could be avoided if the item(s) are locked up. When kavingyour both Michigan State Police and campus police. University police and cident occurred in Lot A. The tion sunglasses were stolen from state police patrolled the diag and handed out $100 fines for anyone vehicle received damage to dorm room, car, or locker, even his unlocked locker in the faculty caught with marijuana. The fine for possession of marijuana has the front end The owner of men’s Field House lockerroom. The for only a few minutes, lock up increased from last year when it was $5. the vehicle is a GVSU em­ your personal belongings. police gave no leads or suspects Because of the wording of the regent’s action which created the ployee. and the incident is under investiga­ deputized police force. University police are not allowed to enforce 4/02/91: A student reported Medical Emergencies: tion. the $25 fine that was created under Ann Arborcity law last spring, but that a radar detector was A student reported that his jeans rather will be enforcing the $100 fine or 90 days in jail stipulated stolen from her unlocked car and shirt were stolen from his un­ 4/01/91: An officer assisted a under Michigan state law. in Lot G. The police have no non-student who was hit in the locked locker in the men’s Field Thom Harris, coordinator of the Ann Arbor chapter for NORML. leads or suspects and die in­ thigh by a ball in a racquetball House lockerroom. The police have said last week that he feels the University police will enforce the cident is under investigation. no leads or suspects and die incident court marijuana laws more strictly this year. 4/W/91: An accident oc­ is under investigation. 4/02/91: An officer assisted a curred in LotE. The driver of A student reported that his wind­ non-student in Lake Superior one vehicle backed out of a shield was smashed by an unknown Hall wbo fell on the stairs and parking space and hit the object while the vehicle was parked scraped his lower lip. The victim other vehicle. Both drivers in Lot C. The police have no leads was taken home by his mother. are students and no one was or suspects and the incident is un­ An officer was informed of a injured. der investigation. student who stepped into an un­ A non-student reported that A non-student was arrested for covered well on the softball field, his Nike court shoes were failing to transfer plates. The ve­ i The student received numerous stolen from his unlocked hicle was pulled over for a broken cuts and scrapes to her right leg. locker in the men’s Field taillight. The victim sought treatment al House lockerroom. The po­ 4/06/91: A non-student was ar­ Grand Haven Med Center. lice have no leads a -suspects rested few having an open container 4/04/91: An officer assisted a and the incident is under in­ of alcohol in a motor vehicle. The student who had bad stomach vestigation. vehicle was pulled over for speed­ pains and felt lightheaded. The Two non-students reported ing. victim was taken to Jenison Med that twopairsofNike basket­ Three students woe arrested. The Center by a friend. ball shoes were stolen from driver for driving while license An officer assisted a GVSU their unlocked locker in the suspended, and the driver and two employee in Loutit Hall who was men’s Field House locker­ passengers for minors in possession. experiencing shortness of breath, room. The police have no The vehicle was pulled over for a chest pains, and weakness leads or suspects and the in­ broken headlight throughout the body. The victim cident is under investigation. A reminder from the Department was taken to St. Mary’s Hospital V 4/05/91: A GVSU em- of Public Safety • Many larcenies by LIFE Ambulance.

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This is a very stressful time of the year. Finals are approaching, papers are due, and students are thinking about summer jobs. The stress may feel overwhelming. However, stress doesn’t have to be negative. Used appropri­ ately, stress can motivate you to do your best and can add excitement to your life. The key to good stress management is to prevent prolonged stress. Therefore, use stress to meet the immediate challenges you face. Then, when you have met the challenges, take time to sit back and enjoy the feeling of achievement. It is very important to learn to relax between periods of stress in order to allow your body to return to its relaxed state. Even an hour or two can be helpful. Sometimes we try to escape from stress rather than learning to manage it effectively. One way we do this is by avoiding the situation. Last Friday Pi Kappa Phi Fraternity pushed wheelchairs from the Kirkhot Center to the Eberhard Center to raise awarenss of Grand Rapids P.U.S.H. Day. People Understanding Severely Handicapped is their For example, we might put off writing a paper or national philanthropy. Their fundraiser . held Sat. April 13th.was a great successr- ,,,, , ..... , , , preparing for an exam. Other escapes include ' ** l I H M i M i l IS< >B ( ( )( )l t l excessive drinking or use of other drugs. These “solutions” only add to the stress in the long run. Successful stress management involves managing your lifestyle, modi­ Rotary South Establishes fying your perceptions of the environment, and managing your physi­ ological reactions. Rather than letting your life control you, why not take control by Environmental Scholarship developing a better time management style? Prioritize your activities. management, or water resources Develop a stronger support system and work for a more relaxed living By GVSU Public Relations Michigan residents who demon­ situation. strate financial need. management. By modifying your perceptions of the environment, think positively. The Grand Rapids Rotary South “The Rotary South created this The program prepares gradu­ Learn to set realistic goals for yourself. Break large tasks down into more has established an Environmental scholarship as a way to help both ates for positions as soil scientists, manageable steps. Be kind to yourself. Try to see humor in things. Scholarship program at Grand worthy students and the environ­ soil conservationists, lake manag­ The final successful stress management technique, managing your Valley State University for stu­ m ent W e’re grateful they chose ers, wetlands managers, environ­ physiological responses, involves finding ways to relax and work to dents pursuing degrees in Natural Grand Valley State,” said Ken­ mental specialists, and related ca­ incorporate this into your daily routine. Drink lots of water, work to Resources Management neth Fridsma, GVSU Director of reers. Fred Bevis, associate pro­ improve your diet, and watch your caffeine intake. Most importantly, Two $1,000 non-renewable Financial Aid. fessor of biology and chair of the develop a daily exercise program. scholarships will be available to The Natural Resources Man­ Natural Resources Management For more information about stress management or to learn ways to qualified students as of the fall agement program consists of Department, notes that students manage your own stress, contact the Counseling Center located at 152 1991 semester. courses in resource management, expecting their Bachelor of Sci­ Commons or call 895-3266. To qualify, students must be supported by course work in biol­ ence in Natural Resources Man­ juniors or seniors who maintain at ogy, geology and chemistry. Stu­ agement usually receive job offers dents may choose either an em­ prior to graduation. Housing from p.l ------least a three point grade average. Preference will be given to west phasis in soil and land resources “In order to get ready for this he buys the items wholesale di­ event it necessitates ordering those rectly from companies such as Russ items well in advance. We also Berrie, he ends up paying a much order for other specialty events lower price in the long run. AT SERA TEC, that we host during the year which require giveaway type items.” Hanke does stress that these WE D O N ’T BELIEVE IN items are not coming out of tuition dollars; instead they are coming 1 il v i [7 7 ] TAKING CHANCES, outof revenue obtained from other conferences. SUITES THAT'S WHY WE... “Conference fees pay for most of these items while we use other $44 Double • Use sterile, Disposable Equipment funds generated through summer Complimentary conference usage to purchase other • Are FDA Approved and Regulated public relation type items," Hanke Continental said. • Provide A Pleasant And Relaxing Environment “Whatever you spend through Breakfast • Test Every Donation For Hepatitis And The Aids Virus paying for your rooms goes di­ rectly to pay the expenses associ­ • Require a Physical Exam Prior to Donating Plasma ated with those rooms and the cost (Physician On Premise) of your board plan through ARA Campus Dining Services. Your w m m m • Physical is FREE tuition dollars are spent ‘only’ for L o c a te d : academic related expenses tied to 1/2 Block East off 196 HELP US HELP PEOPLE WHO NEED PLASMA your classes.” Grandville, Ml 494 18 Hanke also points out that since Phone (616) 531-LAND EARN 00 A WEEK DONATING PLASMA TOLL FREE 800-456-0626 $30 SERA TEC BIOLOGICALS Flying Horseshoe Ranch mmt 1973 S. DIVISION GRAND RAPIDS, MI Horseback ri(lini». Flying Horseshoe NEW DONORS RECEIVE Ranch Inc. is open for rilling. BONUS CALL OR STOP BY Specials lor weekdays in April, two can TUES.-FRI. 7 A.M. -5 P.M. On Your 1st Donation ride for the price of one. (With his coupon) CLOSED MON. Local ID Required Phone 795-7119 (616) 241 -6335 Wednesday A pril 17,1991

Great Expectations for Y our T urn Student Involvement By Andrew Kar club, to have one member attend History Prof. Will be Missed the Senate meetings. They do Once again two percent of the become interesting. student body has spoken, and the The Student Senate is a body I I like this University! And I wan^to see it succeed. I think GVSU is as good as any other school. I would like new Student Senate has been have had concerns about in the this University to continue to have a fine academic reputation. One way of doing this is to have a good faculty. elected. Joy rings in the halls of past, but I do respect the work Yet, it seems that some of our best people are being let go because of budget cuts. the Kirkhof center as this noble the students do and the time One of these persons is Dr. Campbell of the History Department He has inspired and coordinated one of the body of dedicated students involved. They do an excellent most successful programs at GVSU to date, that being Project Remember. That project kept the campus in touch attempt to represent the interest job, but with the participation of with its 37 soldiers activated from this university who served in projects Desert Shield and Desert Storm. He of an apathetic student body. students from across the campus has been a go-between for the families of those soldiers and the campus community. I am sure that the soldiers Suprisingly, I am not being they could become a powerful and theirfamilies will be as distraught as the rest of campus is at this painful news. Beyond that, he wa3 the driving entirely sarcastic. voice from the student body to force in creating an archival collection to ensure that the sacrifice and contribution of our soldiers is not forgotten. The Student Senate will return the administration. It is in the In addition, he takes a personal interest in his students, which pays a dividend in better students. He has a way next year, to face the challanges best interest of the student body of making history ‘come alive’ which in turn makes his courses interesting; consequently, interested students of representation, student to support, question, and follow perform better and learn more. For example, no one has explained the foundations of modem American society funding, and attempting to get an the Student Senate through some better than he has, and made it compelling to boot. I have found that he has not only helped me academically increasingly apathetic student direct contact. and guided me, but, more inportantly goaded me to do my best. This type of guidanceand helpful goadance has body involved in the affairs on done more for me in my academic career than anything. the campus. Senator Brien I have been a writer and later I understand that Gov. Engler's budget cuts are a fact of life; what I am advocating is: perhaps there is another Worrell is the new Senate an editor at this newspaper for way to cutback without cutting excellence. At least with the passing of such a fine professore, we should ' president, and he brings to the three years. I am graduating this remember him and appreciate his contribution to this school not only academically, but personally. Wtihout position years of experience on year, I think. So now I get to say faculty members like Dan Campbell, we would be "Just another" university. the Senate, as well as well-honed something, even though I am John Rozema communication skills. Other merely the entertainment/ senators, such as Suzanne Goins, opinion editor, not the top Dear Editor Grant Day, Tamara Boomer, and honors student Shauna Reed also return to the I have seen and done a great On behalf of many GVSU students, I would like to wish a fond farewell to an extraordinary professor, Dr. table, bringing with them Daniel Campbell, who has recently been discharged from his teaching position at GVSU. Professor many things on this campus, and valuable experience and insights Campbell taught American History and was very popular with both students and the GVSU community. I have very few serious regrets. having seen the problems the I have seen unparalleled beauty Students liked him because he had a peculiar sense of humor which was both witty and wise. Professor Senate has faced over the past in the autumn leaves of the Campbell brathed life into otherwise dead and dry history. He genuinely respected the opinions of students, year. ravines. I have seen the campus which went a long way toward encouraging class participation. As well, Prof. Campbell was always willing Overall, the new Student turn from the home of a college -..to help struggling students grasp an understanding of history, often on his own time. Senate has the look of a student to the home of a university. I Professor Campbell was appreciated by the GVSU community for his part in organizing and operating government that has the have engaged in discussions to Project Remember. For those who have forgotten, this was (and is) an effort to remember those students potential to make a major defend my positions, done road who were called to active duty as a result of the Iraq war. Professor Campbell led the effort by providing impact, and I wish them all the trips, hung out in 24-hour yellow ribbons to students in the Kirkhof Center, posting the names of GVSU students called to serve, best restaurants during those late sending Valentine greetings and care-packages to soldiers, and providing them with personal journals and Now, the student body on the night study sessions during the tapes with which to record their experiences and which will be stored in the GVSU library archives for future generations. other hand has the responsibility exam weeks, and watched the qUjceepmg-thrjUnew Senate Professor Campbell’s contribution to GVSU will not be soon fogotten. / ------~ — midnite movies at Studio 28. informed. If you have questions, Sincerely, ' 1 have assisted friends in times concerns, and so on, it.is the David C. Slater of need, and worked with responsibility of students and charitable organizations long student groups to go to the before the dawn of Volunteer A Farewell From a True Blue Laker Senate offices in the Kirkhof GVSU. I have been part of the Center and tell them your Pi Kappa Phi fraternity, and Dear Editor concerns. It is the reponsibility through them 1 known a variety I d like to say thank you and farewell to all the friends I’ve made at Grand Valley during my eight years here. of the of the students to attend of intoxicated states as well as I can’t name names because there are too many. The people here quickly took me into the fold, and it took no Senate meetings and raise how far a group of brothers will time at all for me to become a true blue Laker. questions and concerns. It is go for children they have never There is a great community spirit here; and 1 hope it’s not lost as GVSU grows ever larger. Although we re their responsibility to listen. even meL no longer a “college,” there is still a lot of old-fashioned small college friendliness. I will take many happy I would like to encourage I have also seen more movies memories with me. The years have flown past, and have been among the every dorm floor and every in these four years than most ol happiest of my life. Again, thanks for being my friends. living center, as well as every See Great, pA Sam Eiler (Editor's Note Sam Eiler has served as radio station manager during his time here)

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other on the paths that wind around Student Prejudices Have No Place this great campus. Editor The cartoon concerning older students is neither funny nor true. It is r r c c t - •I am going to miss ordering one more example of the continuing trend of defining people into groups, pizza a midnight on a Sunday and and then acting out prejudicial attitudes at their expense. Humorists who not being able to find a pizza place do this justify it by claiming it is not really prejudice because they bash open. everyone. Nothing and no one is sacred. But isn’t that the driving •I am going to miss paying huge mechanism of prejudice? Meanwhile, as a society we continue to ever amounts of money for small refine the niches and slots into which we assign people. I am an adult Spam column. amounts of food at the Galley. student and I’m just like everyone else- struggling for grades, beating I’ve been perplexed as to how to •Someone told me to write about •I am going to miss crowded fatigue and deadlines, scrambling for financial aid, and looking toward approach my current dilemma. the real world, but I’m not going computer labs at the end of the my future. And as a matter of fact, I do understand some things because Yes, this is the last edition of out into the real world just yet, I’m semester. of having been a parent Froot-Lutz and I can’t decide Carolyn Blabe sponging off of my parents. •I am going to miss not going whether this is a big deal or not Thanks Mom and Dad! into the field house to get in shape. There are many ways to ap­ •Thanks to those who have been •I am going to miss taking gen­ Are Whites Stereo-Typed? proach this situation. I could eral education classes as a senior. inspirations for past Quaa-Lutz and I am writing to thank Audra Lousias for her article “What is it Like, transport myself into a time warp •1 am going to miss having health Froot-Lutz dribble. Being White?” As another white student, I can relate to all she is saying, and become reflective, I could •Aquestion to the establishment insurance. but I felt she was not addressing the whole issue. I can agree that blacks complain or I could trash the whole — Is ivy ever going to grow on the •I am going to miss living off of are being stereo-typed, but then so are whites. I am tired of hearing how farewell idea and talk about some Transformational Link? Kool-aid and macaroni and cheese. the white race is keeping the black race down. There are many of us who sort of weird food— things I, of •Hey Dave, these dots are great! •AughI Get me out of this shel­ also believe in racial equality, but for some reason this is overlooked and course, have never done before. •Never mind... tered existence! I want to meet the we are all seen as racists. I wonder if these black people who stereo-type But let’s be creative rnd not •I’ve decided, this isn’t a big cruel world head onl us have ever noticed or thought about the fact theat there are also many redundant. deal. •I want to wear a cap and gown poor white people out on the streets with very few opportunities who are I am having a hard time writing being kept down as well. We are addressing the wrong issues here. There •The big deal for the next week in a violent shade of blue. will always be someone trying to keep you down. this.. or so is finishing all of my papers •I wantto experience living with Stephanie M. Barnhill I think I may have an emotional and projects so that this will be my my cat again. breakdown... last... my last... my last... •1 want thirty channels of cable •Brownie points Thank you to •Yes, I’ve changed my mind! TV. The all my wonderful professors from This is a big deal! •I want to make money to pay the last four years! I’ve learned so •I am going to miss Grand Val­ off all my debts. much! ley. I want... I want... I want... •To all those folk who said, “why Editor in Chief Sarah Stinson •I am going to miss exams. Okay, so I ended up complain­ News Editor Lowden don’t you ever mention my name •1 am going to miss tho Lanthorn. ing. in your column?” SORRY! Campus Life Grienke •Iam going to miss “Hi, how are All I have left to say is... •This is really stupid and not Sports Editor _Jerry Smigelski you? I’m fine, how are you?” con­ This is the end. very creative. Entertainment Editor ------Andrew Kar versations as people pass each This is the beginning. •Maybe I should trash this junk Copy Editor....---- .— ------Dave Benner I’ve written so far and start on a Photography Editor ------Julie Edinger Production Chief ______Sue Taylor Managing Editor .Paul Gainer Great from p .4 ------Cholesterol figures Business Manager Steve Weller improved since ’80 you will see in your entire students coming here realize lives. that this is their greatest Advertising -.Pete Mayhak A study of more than 3,000 1 know of things that 1 opportunity to be whoever Adviser______Planisek people in Minnesota found could have done differently, and whatever they want. fewer cases of high cholesterol things I should not have done Grand Valley is nothing in 1987 than in 1980. at all, and things that I wish I without the students that give Percent of population could do over again, but I do it meaning. In many ways The Lanthorn is the student-run newspaper of Grand Valley with high cholesterol not dwell on these things. 1 the campus is less for me State University. The majority of its revenues are raised through m 1980-82 □ 1985-87 simply note that in the after someone I have known advertising sales. The opinions expressed in the Lanthom are not 40% scheme of a man’s life, these has dropped out or graduated. necessarily those of Grand Valley State University. elements are inevitable. Every one of you have made The deadline for all advertising material is 5 p.m. on the Thurs­ Men 26% 23% day prior to publication. I love this campus, and this this campus unique by being Tht Lanthorn offices are located in the Kirkhof Center, 1 College 20% newspaper. I hope that those here, and every one of you is Landing, Allendale, MI 49401. Phone (616) 895-3120. 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Star Search Is Again A Big Hit With Fans Sayonara

By Steve Ungrey like. Don’t get me wrong! 1 thought Campus Life Writer the people themselves did good-1 For Now guess I’m not into reggae music. Once again this year, the Pro­ The winner was Tomeka Gar­ gram Board saved the best for last ner, who performed a rendition of Campus Life Editor in the eyes of many students pre­ “Inseparable.” Splendid perfor­ Note: This is the last issue senting Star Search 1991 on April mance and well done decision, for the Winter 1991 11 in the Promenade Deck. judges. semester. Many students Fifteen acts participated in this The dancing category provided will soon be graduating. year’s competition, consisting of a chance for all three acts to place The following is a poem by five comedians, seven singing acts with third going to Veronica, who one such Grand Valley and three dancing routines. danced to “Gonna Make You student to try and capture Most of the acts were indeed Sweat;” second went to FMIE, some of the feelings of both quite good, but we have to talk whose act would have been better saying goodbye to life at about one thing in this competi­ if people had not constantly college, as well as, voicing tion right off the bat: the judging. screamed at them; and the winner hello to a new life and new Under the rules of Star Search, was 1 1/2 in Effect. All three did a opportunities. contestants are penalized if they good job. use profanity or think of any im­ Best in the comedy category- By P.A.M. pure thoughts whatsoever. Heaven no, make that cleanest- went to Guest Writer forbid. If these are the rules the Aundrea Robinson’s “Audie” judges insisted upon, then you all character, followed by Spike Words cannot express know where to kiss, don’t you? (SPIKE!!!) and our very own An­ The emotions that I feel The “profanity” rule is a joke. drew Kar. It’s a whole new kind of Program Board. Like we’re sup­ One thing, Andy — the Dan stress posed to believe the judges will Quayle jokes have got to go, bud. I can’t believe it's real not condone profanity when You are going to give Republicans they've probably cursed a blue a bad name one of these days. These changes are streak every day for the last ten (Editor side note: Some of us think immense years? One other thing- all year that they already have one.) Less a boy and more a long UPB has presented acts with Spike did a good job, but some man varying degrees of adult humor. of his jokes did touch off a little The excitement of You now expect us to forget we've unrest in the audience- in fact, it suspense seen these profane acts and sit would not surprise me if many Convincing myself “I through a clean show? Never. people were upset over his brand niors- g?tod luck in the real world power saw! Ceci, if you dare light can.” Oh, that’s right... there was also of humor. to all of you, okay? that dynamite... a show. Let’s talk about that. In All in all it was an excellent I am a little upset that there Guys, if you kill me now, what's On one hand I am sure the singing category, third place show, despite the flak over the won’t be any more Froot Lutz col­ Mariah going to think? You guys I "11 be the very best went to Franklene Hodges who comedy category, and it was a good umns, but I’U get over il don’t care? On the other, insecure, performed an old religious tune way to end the year. Well done, Last but not least, I would like to No! Not torture like this! Nftt for What about all the rest called "You Didn’t Have to Do UPB. thank you... oh, Beth! Hi... cook­ the last issue... AAAACCCCK- It." In my opinion, you did have to On this note I would like to thank ies for me? Thanks. Wait a sec­ KKK! Then there's the other sing it. Good job. those of you who took time out to ond- these are poisoned cookies... (Will Steve ever be heard from part Second place went to the Reg­ read my column this year. Special Sandy, not you too... no, not the again?) Called being a person tixi gae King, whose act I didn't really thanks go to our graduating se­ pickaxe! Andy, don’t start up that I’ll try to follow my heart And do the best that I can Student Shows Depict Impressive Variety Of Talents do. By Amy Lutz emphasis during the week of displayed by Tricia Chatary and of the exhibition. Limited work So 1 guess the bottom Free Agenl Writer April 8-12 with the work of lesa Todd Springer with the space, other people’s work, line Boomershine. Doug Strange and printmaking work of Brett budget and setup gave the Is having failh in what I April bangs out student work Kelly Wojdyla. Colley during the week of April students the experience of a "real call "me" from all disciplines of Grand During the week of April 15- 22-26 with a closing reception world" situaUon. Will it all he line 1 Valley's art department with a 19, the gallery will have pieces on April 26 from 5-7 p.m. The graphics portfolios are We ll just have to wait strong senes of student shows. from painters Dale Brott and Most of the works are what employers will see. “We and see. Calder Gallery' was host to a Michele Mitcavish and graphic creations from the students' are really seeing the whole campus-wide package for that student art show that particular person." Government exhibited pieces stated Pohlad. from drawing, The nine students in secrets tally pnn (making, the shows have been New report shows the total ceramics, graphics, meeting since January number of government actions computer graphics, to discuss policy and the creating an offically secret metals, sculpture, design of their poster. document or program for 1990 painting, All tfie artists Total: 6.79 million photography and contributed their own film and video. work for the poster r — State Dept .2 Mark Pohlad, which was put together Justice Dept, j (—All others Calder Gallery by Karyn Clark. Director In regards to BFA emphasized. requirements, Art and “Students are Design Department talented here. It's Chairman J. David really impressive " McGee stated, "The For the last three BFA degree is the basic By classification weeks of April, the studio-onented degree. gallery will contain It prepares a student to work from Grand Valley's designer Karyn Clark. A senior year so the BFA enter either professional practice graduating bachelor of tine arts reception for these artists will be exhibitions are the culminating degree candidates on Apnl 19 from 5-7 p.m exercises from each arust. Graphic design was the Works in clav will be The students had total control See Art, p. 16 SOURCE Information Security Oversight Office April 17,1991 ThcLanthom Page 7 O D K Initiates New Members By Audra Louslas the 1990-91 school year. Students’ Last Chance To Bash Campus Life Writer To be eligible for ODK, stu­ By Michelle Korman Students for the World and Tie­ B.B.Q chicken, hot dogs, and dents must be in the top 35 % of Guest Writer Not another Greek organiza­ their class, hold leadership posi­ dyeing t-shirts (B. Y. O. S.). more. tion?? Omicron Delta Kappa tions on campus, be of junior or On Saturday, April 20, sev- - From 12-9 p.m., radio station At 6 p.m. Round Mound of (ODK) has established a circle of senior standing, and show eral organizations will be pre­ Magic 108 will present live cover­ Sound will begin the evening’s the national leadership honor so­ achievement in one or more of the senting the annual Last Chance age. Raffles will be held through­ music entertainment Afewother ciety at Grand Valley State Uni­ following: scholarship; athletics; activities include: a dance con­ versity. campus or community service; to Bash Party. Known in past out the day with a variety of do­ ODK members were initiated social and religious activities and years as the Spring BlockParty, nated items for prizes including test, bonfire, and Last Chance on Sunday, April 14, into both the campus government; journal, Robinson Field will be filled free tanning passes and gift cer­ Bash t-shirts selling for $4.00. national and local societies. Presi­ speech and the mass media; cre­ with many activities. tificates for meals at different lo­ Come on out and join in on all dent Lubbers, Dean Meikle, Di­ ative and performing arts. the food, music, and fun. rector of Student Life Bob Stoll, ODK was founded in 1914 at From 12-5 p.m. there will be cal restaurants. and Student Life Office represen­ Washington and Lee University in a jello-sucking contest held by In the late afternoon, 4:30-6:30 For more information, call tative Jay Cooper were all on hand Virginia by fifteen students and R.H.A. and volleyball spon­ p.m., is planned adinner with ARA Todd Walter at895-5067 or Dan to witness the ceremony. Lubbers faculty members who wanted to sored by Robinson Hall. Some that will include everything from Breuker at 895-5564. and Cooper were also initiated. organize an honor society that Provost Neimeyer and Dean Mary would bring student leaders to­ other activities will include: the hot off the grill-hamburgers, Seeger were initiated as well but gether. ______) were unable to attend the cer­ The Grand Valleycircleof ODK V______emony. sponsors open forums on local and Grand Valley first established national topics and strives for ex­ ODK in 1990 with 16 charter cellence in the GVSU community. members, adding 24 more during Look what Exciting Jazz Concert Hosts Local Talent The Grand Valley Chamber Jenison High School, he is Brass will present a casual worlking toward a Bachelor of noontime program on Thursday, Music Education degree. Robert Bloodworth is a horn a little extra credit April 18, in the Louis Armstrong Theatre at Grand Valley State student of Margaret Gage. He University’s Allendale campus. holds a business degree from The program will include such Wayne State University, and, in can get ym. popular favorites as “Ain’t addition to his participation in Misbehavin’” by Fats Waller Grand Valley ensembles, is a and “The Entertainer” by Scott member of the Jubal Brass. Joplin, as well as two of the Trombone player Paul Shope most important works of the is a sophomore majoring in film brass repertoire, Victor Ewald’s and video. A graduate of Troy Symphony in B-flat Major for Athens High School, he has Brass and American composer studied with Ava Ordman. Arthur Frackenpohl’s Brass Andrew Hall graduated from Quintet No. 2. Linden High School, and is a The Grand Valley Chamber senior music major at Grand [Brass is made up of the top brass Valley. He has studied tuba with players from the university. 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The Marrying Man A-HA: East Of The Sun West pretty good, too. Anyway, Charlie headstrong people with different gets hot for her. Very hot. So hot priorities and values. They di­ O f The Moon Baldwin and Kim Basinger. Also that he doesn’t care that he is risk­ vorce. Thentheygetmarriedagain. faithful to the trio and the group appearing in this practically all- ing his life by talking to her. You And divorced again. Can you see went on to do the title track to star cast are Robert Loggia, see, Vicki is Bugsy Siegal’s (As­ the pattern here? the James Bond film. The Armand Assante and Elisabeth same) girl and Bugsy is a big Are you starting to wonder why Way way back, a long time Shue. mobster. they keep getting married over and ago, a little unknown group Living Daylights. Theirthird album, which also Alec Baldwin plays Charlie, a But Bugsy is nice when he over again? As Charlie puts it, “It named A-HA achieved two included “The Living Day­ thirty million dollar playboy who catches them in bed. He just makes fits.” These two belong together number one hits on the radio. lights,” did nothing in the US is finally going to settle down by them get married. Admittedly, but it takes a lot of practice before Those well-known songs were marrying Adele (Shue). Her daddy neither of them wants to be married they can get it right. “Take On Me” and “The Sun while doing extremely suc­ is a very important producer in to the other, but it is better than Will they get married a fourth Always Shines On TV”. cessful in Europe again. They Hollywood and wants his little girl dying. Atleastthat’swhatCharlie time? Go to your local movie They even won two awards even released three top ten to be happy. Unfortunately, on the thinks until he sees Adele’s father theatre, Studio 28, and find out on the MTV Music Awards in singles on the German charts! way to his bachelor party, Charlie (Loggia). He is mad, very mad. The Marrying Man is a very 1896. After that, the charts After an absence of two or and his friends stop off at a Vegas However, once the annulment amusing, sweet, funny and sexy hadn’t really heard from them three years, the new album fi­ casino and see Vicki. p comes through, he is very forgiv­ comedy. Kim Basinger and Alec again. What happened? nally came out here after being Vicki is a very beautiful singer ing. Until Charlie marries Vick Baldwin transfer that off-screen Well, the second album did out for two months overseas. portrayedby Kim Basinger. Inever again. heat on-screen.If s easy to see why have a single titled “I’ve Been Well, it isn’t the first album, knew she could sing, but she does This time the marriage lasts these two are together in real life. Losing You,” but it didn’t do Hunting High And Low, or the throughout the entire movie. She’s longer, but here you have two They belong together. much. Europe, however, kept See A-HA, p.l 1 The Sheltering Sky PAUL SIMON:77/£ RHYTHM OF THE SAINTS ries of experiences. On an up note, the overpowering urge to see this first single, is “The Obvious he dies from typhoid halfway boring windbag of a desert film, Child”, which reminded me a The Sheltering Sky is quite pos­ through the film. keep a sharp eye on the scenery. It In 1986, Paul Simon broad­ lot of the 'feel-good' stuff on sibly the worst film Of the month. Debra Winger wins the Ali should have been listed as a char­ ened many a musical by re­ Graceland. It is highlighted at To purge myself of this appalling McGraw Award for Best Non- acter. travesty of talent, I just might see Acting in a Major Motion Picture. leasing the amazing Graceland. the end by an amazing drum He introduced many people to section by Grupo Cultural the new Seagal flic. Debra Winger I used to think she was a sexy, Out For Justice the wonders of South African OLODUM, which was recorded and John Malchovich are the interesting actor, but the trend we Whew! A fun film for a change! rhythms and voices. (Appar­ live in a-village square in Brazil. couple in this Bernardo Bertolucci saw in Betrayed has come into full I like Steven Seagal’s style. I also ently, nobody noticed that the “The Coast” is a beautiful mess. flower here. The camera lingers like the three word titles. Talking Heads and Peter song about proving love, that is, This fine American couple cross on her, as if she is supposed to be Somebody gets killed. He gets Gabriel had been doing the same once again, heightened by some the Atlantic to patch their marriage interesting. mad. Then he gets even. Roll thing for years.) amazing percussion and and see the lands of the Sahara. I have seen other films by this credits. Now, Simon takes us to Brazil background harmonies. It’s the The most fascinating character is director. The Last Emporer is his Actually, It is a superior ex­ with the drum-heavy Rhythm of kind of song that pulls your spirit the Malchovich character. He is a masterpiece. This film is a piece ample of an action film. Seagal the Saints. Many of the composer with a wonderful ap­ of tripe in comparison. If you feel does have style and some talent. i nto the speakers and envelopes proach to life, seeing life as a se­ musicians are from Brazil, but you in its gentle groove. Simon does bring in hired guns “Proof’, the new single, 1 Adrian Belew, Hugh Masekela, don’t really care for. It’s too Ladysmith Black Mambazo, derivative of “I Know What I and Kim Wilson of the Fabulous Know” from Graceland. But it gallery), this deluded killer ex­ Thunderbirds. does feature some nice orgas- The first cut, and also the pertly plans his and Reba’s deaths, See Paul, p. 11 but something goes wrong. The rest is well worth reading. By Rachel Mermell Psychologically, Hams’ novelsare highly intriguing. I think at some point almost everyone wonders what a serial murderer is really Red Dragon by Thomas Hams their personality and power; like and what motivates him. This Cable TV households ts the predece ssor to Silence of the strengthening his mental reservoir author definitely caters to our In percent of U.S. households with basic Lambs and offers the very same cable television of allegiance to the Dragon. craving for that knowledge type of riveting psychological Hannibal Letter really doesn't It seems that there was no turn­ thriller to its readers. play as much of a role as he could ing back for Francis except perhaps Before the book even starts is an have in this novel but perhaps that treatment. Francis considered interesting quote: “One can only was because Harris intended for himself a saint of his own device see what one observes, and one him to be profiled in Silence of the and would rather be a mart yr of the observes only things that are al­ Lambs. Francis manages quite well Dragon than an impoverished soul ready in the mind " - Alphonse to tape and kill families with an who didn t serve his imaginary Bertillon. ease that even old Hannibal had to maker. This explains our main charac­ admire. Harris is making a valid point ter Trane is Dolarhyde, who is a Francis blows it, though. He falls here and that’s the fact that treat­ photo lab employee yet believes in love with a blind woman named ment is not the panacea for ev­ that he is a diciple of the Red Reba and is forced to choose be­ erything. Some people just don't Dragon who commands him to tween the Dragon and her. With get better. Letter is one example kill and maim his victims. With the Dragon in him (he ate the who, in his heavily guarded jail each new victim, Francis engulfs painting of the Red Dragon at the See Books, p. 11 SOURCE: Chicago Tribune, National Cable Television Association April 17, 1991 TheLanthom Page 11

Paul, from p.10------—------lovely, they sometimes get too DOWN 1 M ir ACROSS The mic trombone bursts each time the metaphysical and metaphoric. 2 Military lorce word‘proof is sung. 1 Clunt'nts 3 Cal'torme Rhythm.. is a good album for an vK'tOf valley “She Moves On”, there is a slim 8 f nghlgn 4 Suitable tor Weekly American artist, but it would have 11 Dane# *l®p cultivation M rollow 5 Wing prof chance you will ever find a song 15 f Mr non 6 F rnqment 16 Diam ond been an amazing instrumental one. 7 Sh'ewd quite so amazing. Simon’s words 17 Involving 8 Freach Crossword When Simon stops singing, you 1° Baseball trier wjs siai 9 Hurried of a woman of infinite power and get to really hear the music and it 20 Old gold coin 10 Carvo 21 rro a p a d o is 1 1 Kind o* vote the music that backs them; light linrt* 12 Buenos Puzzle carries you away. It’s like a light 22 At home 13 Cut guitar and horns, compelling per­ gnrirv*ttl9 18 CoMegian kiss on the forehead; it surrounds 24 Long-lived 23 Verse .3C Out- lop 26 Pungent foot 25 Mtld oath 38 Die ard 48 Make holy cussion and angelic background you and holds you and doesn ’ t put 27 Decked out 26 Antler pair 39 I Kjhl 30 W oihs hard 27 Gams 4 I fracy 6

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Books, from p. 10 quarters, possesses a mind equal A-HA, from p .1 0 ------you into Nervana or a state of to any psychiatrist and does not total bliss and euphoria. Okay, repent. Both men believe in what second, Scoundrel Days, or maybe they aren’t that good. COLLEGE PRESS SERVICE they are doing and will act nor­ even the third, Stay On These Well, okay, they aren’t quite mally in order to possess whatever Roads, but it’s good. that good, but then you won’t they desire. What I mean by that is this: mind either.' Consider it like William Graham, the FBI in­ of the eleven songs on the al­ taking an exam. You might vestigator who came out of retire­ bum, none of them have the love the class, but you just ment in order to pursue this case, potential for becoming a hit, kind of sit through it wishing made this sinking obversation let alone the next “Take On you could gohome and turn on about Francis and himself. Me.” Rather, it is one of those some Def Leppard to get your CALL 538-8760 FOR SHOWTIMES "He wondered if...the vicious albums you just have to sit blood pumping. urges we control in ourselves back, relax and enjoy. East O f The Sun West O f function like the cnppled virus Some of the better tracks The Moon does little to get your the body arms against... if old awful (all of them are slower) are adrenalin running. However, urges are the virus that makes the “Crying In The Rain,” “East for those ina blase mood, this ALBERT MERYL vaccine.” Of The Sun,” “Sycamore works out quite nicely. Not BROOKS STREEP This is truly good reading and I Leaves" and “Cold River.” It too bad, not a sure fire winner highly recommend it. And if is in these that lead singer either, but recommended at the

Morten Harket uses his voice ;v.> W v you're not into lots of gore I will same time. / % k have to admit that it's not that bad in a deeper and more pleasing Maybe one day the band will in companson to Silence of the tone than his often whiney get it together and come out D efen d in g Lambs" squeel. with something comparable to The other songs transport Hunting High And Low. Yo u r Life

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Grand Valley Swim Team Honors Top Athletes

Sophomore Charlotte Snyder out of 13 events in dual meets this and Junior Tom VanderSloot re­ season. ceived the Grand Valley State Two other divas, Angie Cripe University swim teams Laker and Brian Swanson were receiv­ award as the Most Valuable Ath­ ers of the GVSU swim teams lete of the 1990-91 season. Captains’ Award for the Most Charlotte finished eighth in the Improved Athletes. three meter diving at the NCAA Angie had n ev a dove prior to Nationals Championships and was last November. She placed sixth Grand Valley’s first non-scholar­ on the one meter board and eighth ship female all-american. on the three meter at the GLIAC Charlotte is the current GVSU Championships record holder in both the women ’ s Brian placed third at the Cham­ one and three meter diving events. pionships in both the one and three Tom was GLIAC Champion in meter events. Brian went on to both the 200 and 500 yard free­ place 10th on the three meter and style events and finished third in 1 orn on the one meter at the NCAA the 1650 free. He was also a major National Championships and was factor in the second place finishes named Honorable Mention All- of the 400 and 800 yard freestyle American in both events. Brian Grand Valley's baseball team went 3-2 in an important stretch relay teams at the GLIAC cham­ will also be named an Academic last week, beating Saginaw Valley, Hope College and MSU. pionships. Tom set five team All-American for his outstanding \______1______J records on his way to winning 11 work in the class room. Laker Baseball Team Defeats Big Ten MSU Defense is Proving to be the Key By Scott Kelley battling a tough Hope team. After for the Grand Valley Softball Team Sports W riter 6 1/2 innings Grand Valley found themselves tied with only one more Grand Valley’s baseball team chance of getting the win. The 3 victory. in the sixth inning on a double continued to play with inconsis­ Lakers did just that when Ray By Brian Rutkowski Janelle Williams smacked a two triple and a sacrifice fly to secure tency as they were crushed by Rifenburg hit a three run hornemn Sports writer run homer and Hart went three for the win. Aquinas College. The Lakers then in the bottom of the seventh. Jeff At the beginning of the year, five including the game winning Brown pitched the distance for rebounded to defeat Big Ten Bates got the win for Grand Valley Rbi for the Lakers. Grand Valley, giving up the two school Michigan State University. on the mound, while Tom Beard defense was the biggest question In game two, Williams went runs on only three hits and two The Lakers also split a double- got the save. on the minds of the Grand Valley State softball team. Now, that three for four and knocked in the walks. header with Great Lakes Grand Valley followed the next same defense is winning games. game winner to back up Katy In the next game, the Lakers Intercollegiate Athletic Confer­ day. losing to Aquinas College 15- Over the weekend, the Lakers Smith’s three run, seven hit pitch­ defense shut down Kalamazoo ence foe Saginaw Valley and then 1. The Lakers were unable to get won four of five games, allowing ing performance, walking four and Valley Community CoUege, 1-0. defeated Hope during a full week only eight runs total. striking out one beating Lewis Kelly Adler shutout Kalamazoo of action. “Our defense has gotten a lot State, 5-3. Valley on a three hitla. The Lakers started the long week See B-ball, p. 16 better since coming back from At the Lake Michigan Commu­ The lone run of the game came Florida,” remarked Janelle Wil­ nity College tournament, Illinois in the fourth inning when Kim Women's Track Team has liams. Centra] College beat Grand Val­ Lyles singled in Williams with Indeed it has. In the five games ley, 2-0. two out. Impressing Performance at this weekend, the Lady Lakers The Lakers were stymied at the In the last game of the day, the committed only five errors, none plate by Illinois Central pitching, Lakers bats came to play, mercying the GV Invitational of which produced runs for the who struck out eight Lady Lakers. Kamkahee Junior College, 8-0 in opposition. five innings. Bv Brian Rutkowski Junior Julie Edinger's 5' high “W e’re playing Pam Brown Sports Writer jump was good enough to win for good defense over­ pitched a three Grand Valley, holding off five all T commented hitshutoutfortlie The Laker women's track team other jumpers who jumped 4' 10". Kari Hart, who "This is going to be a big week for us because Lakers, striking placed first in seven of the fourteen In the 100 meter hurdles, Con­ made nine put outs out one and one events despite the cold and windy nie Klein, Julie Edinger, and Amy and six assists in a we finally start league play," remarked hit batsman. weather at the Grand Valley Invi Jones finished first, second and double header “Our hitting is tational this weekend at Lubbers third for the Lady Lakers with against Lewis State. coach Doug Woods, "If we bounce out fast starting to come Stadium. times of 15.42, 15.98, and 16.77, “but there's always around real well Grand Val ley's Angela Fnck and respectively. room for improve­ this week, we'll be in good shape. " now," remarked Regina Brewer finished first and Grand Valley's Canara Price, ment. I don't know Williams, whose second in the longjump withjumps Knstal Mack, and Lisa Papranec how many errors we batting .744 (it 17' 7" and 16'4". Brewer then also finished first, second, and. made last weekend through last took the triple jump with Frick third in the 400 meter dash with but we did pretty Thursday. placing second with jumps of 35' times of :59.27. l:(X).lf>. and good.” The closest the Lakers came to The Lakers now have four games ') 2" and 35' 5” respectfully. 1:00.45. They were followed by Thursday, the Lakers traveled scoring was in the fourth inning m ihe next six days including their Barb Kooiker set a new school teammates Frick and Julie Bos in south to Lewis State and swept a when they had runners on first and home opener on Thursday against record in the 3000 meter run for the fifth and sixth. double header second with one out, but Michelle Aquinas College. lakers with a time of 10:15.94 Grand Valley's Tammi Gipe In game one, Pam Brown went Bilczewski popped up to the "This is going to be a big week learn mate Sandra Terrell finished placed second in the shot put and all seven innings, giving up three mound and Dana Hamming struck for us because we finally start second with a time of 10:25.56. runs on five hits, walking two and out, ending the threat. Terrel 1 finished first in the 1500 See Track, p In striking out one on the way to an 8- The only runs of the game came See Softball, p lo meter run with a time of 4:45.22. Page 14 The Lanthom April 17,1991 Delight-ful!

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While many athletes at Grand Valley are concentrating on softball and tennis this time of the year, Pat Kolody is working on an entirely different one- boxing. combination of increased aca^ The 5*11, 165-pound ; demic responsibilities along He was NAIA Coach of the middleweight, took up boxing with recent health problems as Yearn 1978and vaspresMent about three years ago, originally rea«msforhisiesignation,He of the NCAA Division H just to keep in shape, but has gotten wiU remain at Grand Valley > Coaches Association in 1985*' more and more involved since then. State University as associate In 1989-90 Grand Valley Kolody, nicknamed “The White professor of Physical-. , -'JMshaf seventh in . Delight,” is now fighting out of Edacation. A successor to Scott ACSlmfioiiships. ' ] / -'g . West Grand Gym in Grand Rapids will be named in the next few Scott is highly regarded for and is active with Golden Gloves. days. 4 C^-C bis involvement W. in He will be fighting for bragging “I will spend more time in administration and leadership rights to the area this April 17 at teaching and research to pass of wrestling programs, the National Guard Armory during whatrveieaiwdfrom the sport e^eciallyintheSportsScience the Golden Gloves West Michigan back to the coaches and ath- an».lHe isoneofthenatk«‘s " Championships. letes,” Scott explained T 3 leading experts on anatomy, If Kolody wins, he will be the ‘fatiss the fun parts, especially — “ western representative in the State Championships at the Armory on 'the pti^dce Jl1te46-yemoldScottflelded April 26 and 27 against the other three state regions. The state winners in each weight class then .gtf* 1969*70*** go on to the national tournament. 141*91*2 „, a, , i ., Kolody has been training six career at QVSU.; He missed days a week for the past three months, along with juggling aclass the 1985*86 season when he with different partners, which he His coach, Randy Sutter says, served as Interim Executive load at Grand Valley as a junior business major. tries to do as much of as possible. “Because of Pat's work ethic and gOrectorof GSAWtestling in 1 dedication to the sport, there's no His workouts, about two hours “These guys who spend all their Stillwater, OK. Scott also < the Science and Research time on the bags have to realize reason he shouldn’t make it to the s^vedasolienshttKtoordina^ Committee ftrHedemtiqa of per day, consist of everything from situps to running, and doing bag that the bags don’t punch back,” championship fight.” and Hnecoacfi in football from International Amateur. Sutter adds, “Pal has the desire and ring work to get ready for the he says. '119?if75andalsocoachedcmw Wrestling (HLA), the only After all the training, things look and abilr ty to be asenous contender championships. and golf,' " . < bright for Kolody to do well in the for the middle weight state Kolody considers his most upcoming weeks. championship.” important training to be sparring

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By Jerry Smigelski I don’t know if it will be the you have the winner. These teams Sports Editor Penguins, Capitals or Devils out are equally matched in every •Allow me tocorrectmyself first NAME team. of the Patrick Division, but again category. of all. As a follow up to last week, •Speaking of names, how would There is only one thing I can can I really could care less. This year This is the year of the Kings, one of those “Lions’ fans” has you like to be Kansas guard Adonis say with certainty, the Stanley Cup the Patrick is at a dead end-these they have everybody behind them. informed me that Wayne Fontes is Jordan? I don’t know what’s finals will feature a team from the teams need not of thinking of I have debated this for hours indeed a swingin’ single and not worse-the fact that he has the first Smythe and another from the beating the Adams; instead, better who will it be Boston or Montreal. married as I had thought. (Damn, name of a Greek god or the last Adams Division yet which golf course is first on Usually I go with the team with there goes my credibility) name of the basketball god. Well Minnesota showed me up, their summer tour. the strong goal tender. Yes, Moog •Yes contact is a part of hockey, •Pittsburgh’s Pirates played 5 but better yet they eliminated a Montreal at Boston, this series has three rings, but again he was but the NHL made a proper doubleheaders last season and team from Chicago. Hey the Bulls will be better to watch then the playing behind Fuhr, and “The decision regarding the one-game swept all five! are next! finals of the Cup. There will be Great One” was manufacturing suspension of Bob Probert last •For an enjoyable piece of I wish the North Stars could play goals scored. There will be blood goals. So that does not count Moog week. reading, check out Leigh all their playoffs games on the road. shed. There will be devastating is solid goalie. I will go as fa; to Sure he’d been taking cheap Montville’s column, “Point After”, The fans in Minnesota ( if that’s hard hits. There will be fights. For say is a great goalie. A great back­ shots all night, but when he decided in the April 8 issue of SJ. It’s a what you want to call them) don’t all the real hockey fans, you will up goalie. We all seen the to retaliate he should have been a funny piece about Duke’s Blue deserve playoff action. During the be treated to good old70’s hockey, Canadiens downfall when Patrick little more inconspicuous about it. Devil mascot, sophomore Evan regular season they were lucky to where during a beverage break Roy went out halfway through the Some common sense will allow Berg, and his disastrous misplacing have 3,000 fans at the game, but you will miss something big. No, season with a knee injury. Then you not to get caught of the costume prior to the UNLV now in the playoffs they sell-out. I’m no big Bruins or Canadiens we saw the Canadiens resurgence •If the NBA happens to kick game. Yeh, that’s what I like, real fans. fan, I just enjoy the tradition of the as Roy returned. Roy Tarpley out after his latest Oh yeah, a reminder for those The hockey players deserve better, game and there is no better teams Do you think I’m putting too escapade perhaps he can find work of you that forgot-Duke whipped so 1 wouldn’t be mad a bit if they to watch. much in goaltenders? I hope not, on a beer commercial. “Royknows those scholar-athletes on that moved the team to a place they Detroit in seven games over the because goaltending wins Cups. drunk-driving!" evening even without their mascot would be supported on a regular Blues. Imagine if the Wings’win For all you Bruins fans (especially •NFL Commissioner was right so “ha”! basis. they would have home-ice Bob my roommate) wait for in restricting pre-draft contract •Since 1 made my fearless The Kings kept the dream alive advantage over the North Stars, another decade. talks between teams and possible divisional forecasts over the past of appearing in the Cup, but not stranger things have happened in So with the Kings and Canadiens draftees. few weeks, why not go out on a before the Canucks gave them a the NHL. in the Finals who will when the •Those *@#%ing Raiders! First limb and take a stab at who will real scare. Are you thinking that Over to the Smythe, where the Cup? they sign Ronnie Lott then Roger nab the individual post-season the Kings are slowly becoming Kings, Oilers, Flames all have a Go with the upset, the Kings in Craig. honors? America’s team of hockey. Right shot at the finals. Who is hot, who six games! •Following recent accusations Got that pencil and paper up there with the Atlanta Braves. is not? If you have theanswer then (and inevitable trials) regarding ready? coaches and athletes at MSU, 1 A.L. Manager of the Year-Cito think it’s about time that the Gaston; N.L. Manager of the Year- administration save face, can the Roger Crajg. athletic director, and clean up their A.L. MVP-Ken Griffey, Jr.; N i. I*;;* programs, by(e) George. MVP-Kevin Mitchell. o.GRAND RAPIDS •Just when you thought it was A.L. Cy Young Award-Bobby Thigpen; N.L. Cy Young time to breathe a sigh of relief for & the Pistons, make a note that Joe Award-Ramon Martinez. U j CHICAGO Dumars is averaging a whopping A.L. Rookie of the Year-Todd 38.1 minutes per game and will Van Poppel; N.L. Rookie of the become the first Detroiter to play Year-Gary Scott. ~ STYLE BAR \ •Thanks a heap to everyone that 3000 minutes in a season since THURSDAY & SUNDAY NIGHT SPECIALS' < Isiah in '86-87. 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B-ball, from p. 13 ------things rolling, earning their only ceived the loss for Grand Valley. run in the fourth inning. This past weekend the Lakers Grand Valley continued their were handed their first GLIAC tough schedule traveling to loss at the hands of Saginaw Val­ Michigan State University the fol­ ley State University. The Lakers lowing day. The Lakers shocked split the doubleheader, crushing the Big Ten team, defeating the Saginaw Valley 8-2 in the first LAKER ATHLETES OF THE WEEK Spartans 6-4. Grand Valley struck game. Ray Rifenburg went 6 1/3 early scoring in the first and third innings on the mound to get the innings, and did not stop scoring win. until the game was over. Getting Saginaw Valley pulled out the the win on the mound was Todd second game by defeating the Nusim Muhammad receives the Laker Athlete Schmitt, while Tom Beard got his Lakers 3-1. Saginaw scored all award this week for his tremendous effort last second save of the week. three runs in the fourth, while week at the Grand Valley Invitational. Nusun The second game of the double Grand Valley was only able to get took first in both the 100 and 200 meter dashes header was not as fortunate for one ran. Grand Valley as the first. The The Lakers will take on Aqui­ with times of 10.70 and 21.81, respectfully. Lakers lost a close game 5-4. nas and Sienna Heights this week, Nusun also anchored the 400 meter relay team Grand Valley came within a run of and battle Hillsdale College this which took first place in a time of 43.70. staging a seventh inning rally, weekend. scoring twice. Ron Wright re­

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