IMPORTANT INFORMATION

ARTery: The ARTery is the heART of all THE DEPOT: The Depot is our icey MEDIA: We continue to get a lot of publicity things art on the Paddock and open 24/7. information hub. Wanna buy some ice? Depot. thanks to our Media Team so we may have It’s a public space where all are welcome, Sign up for a volunteer shift? Depot. Advertise some media personnel on site. They will be near the Depot. Come hang out in the shade, a new event? Depot. Lost wallet, keys or easily identifiable; wearing a Media Pass, and create collaboratively or by yourself in the phone? Depot. Need to contact the Site walking around with a Kiwiburn Liaison. company of others. Learn how you can get Manager? Depot. General questions? Depot. an Art Grant to bring your epic idea to the Forgot your tampons/condoms/toothbrush/ MOOP (Matter-Out-Of-Place): Our Paddock next year! View designs and images mind? Depot. Need a ride home? Depot. Come community respects the environment. We of Kiwiburn’s Temples and Effigies. Check out have a yarn, find your marbles, and enjoy are committed to leaving no physical trace the Event Guide for information on artist talks some misinformation in our front yard. Open of our activities wherever we gather. If you and art tours! 10am–5pm daily. see MOOP, pick it up. You are responsible for ensuring your campsite is clean before you BE RESPECTFUL: Kiwiburn is held on FIRE BAN: There are to be NO open fires leave. Please do not leave food scraps. private land. Please respect our hosts and outside the organised Burns on Saturday/ their beautiful farm! Drive carefully to the Sunday except those pre-registered with the RUBBISH: Remember: Kiwiburn is a Leave Gate at 5km/h, following the signs. Please Ops team. Gas cookers are ok. Fire spinning is No Trace Event. Pack it In, Pack it Out. respect any boundary tape we have put in ok in the fire spinning areas. We aim to leave the site cleaner than we place – it is there to protect your safety. found it. Take your rubbish home! Do not Don’t cross the river or climb the cliffs! If you GATE: Opening times for Gate are: empty rubbish or put anything other than are found outside festival grounds, you may Wednesday: 8am – midnight human waste in the portable toilets. You are be evicted from the event. Thursday: 10am – 10pm responsible for the condition of your campsite Friday: 10am – 10pm and nearby public areas of Kiwiburn. Clean BLACK SHEEP RANGERS: Volunteers Saturday: 10am – midday up as you go! The nearest Waste Transfer who roam the Paddock ensuring the safety Sunday: closed Stations open will be: of the site and participants. Find them in the A security firm will be at Gate outside of Marton – King Street: 06 327 8200. green hi-vis vests, or look for the tall green these hours. They are here to help so please Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday and Friday lanterns. If you see a concerning situation, be courteous and nice! 7:30am to 11:30am; Thursday 7:30am to alert your nearest Ranger or go to their 2:30pm; Saturday and Sunday 8:00am to headquarters: the purple building near the GREY WATER: Most camps need to dispose 3:00pm Depot and Medics. of grey water during Kiwiburn. Grey water is Taihape – Manu Road: 06 388 0170 produced from cooking, dish washing, and Monday, Wednesday and Friday 7:30am to BURN NIGHTS: We have two separate hair and body washing. Grey water can be 11:30am; Tuesday and Thursday closed; Burns: The Effigy on Saturday night and The dumped anywhere on the Paddock, we only Saturday and Sunday 8:00am to 3:00pm Temple on Sunday night! Keep an eye on ask that you consider where people walk www.rangdc.govt.nz/index.php/solid-waste the Depot white board for potential other before you create puddles. Do NOT wash art installation Burns. You MUST have prior your dishes in the river! SANCTUARY: approval to burn your installation! Well-being and psychedelic aftercare. ICE: The only thing sold at Kiwiburn is ICE! Sanctuary is here to support you through CARS: No cruising! The Kiwiburn site is For sale at The Depot during daytime hours mental, emotional, and / or substance related designed for pedestrians and bicycles. (10am–5pm). Please try to have exact change challenges. Feel free to visit our drop in space No cars, motorcycles, ATV’s, golf carts or ($5/bag). if you just need a cup of tea and a gentle go-carts are allowed to drive in our town or atmosphere to meditate in solitude; Call on the surrounding area except for registered art IN/OUT: Once on site, we want you to stay one of our space holders for a listening ear and safety vehicles. here! However, if you need to leave, you’ll and more focused support; or make your way need to buy a pass if you wish to return. In & there if you need psychedelic aftercare. We CENTRE CAMP (TOWN HALL): Out passes can be purchased from Gate on can provide a quiet environment, monitor your Centre Camp is available for everyone! Come your departure for $20 per person. safety, and support you through the intensities listen to talks, host workshops and smaller of an overwhelming experience. As a diversity spontaneous events. It’s also available LOST and FOUND: Small valuables like loving retreat-space, if you need to speak to a as a rainy day and sun shelter. An event phones, wallets and car keys can be brought knowledgeable ally, let the on-duty know your whiteboard will also be there to help you plan to The Depot. Clothes and other items are needs and we will do our best to radio a friend your day! A quest is forming on the horizon, your responsibility. The Depot will post all you will feel comfortable with! There will be so take your first step with Centre Camp... If unclaimed valuables to the Kiwiburn Lost a sharing circle in the drop in space at 10am you dare. Property Facebook Group after the event; you each day for folks who might need to connect can post your lost/found items there too: and reflect in a mindful way. COMMERCE: You can not buy or sell anything. facebook.com/groups/kiwiburnlostproperty Kiwiburn is a place of sharing and free VOLUNTEERING: Our festival happens exchange within a gift economy. The only M.P.W: The Ministry of Public Works team because of you! There’s lots of positions to be exception to this is the purchase of ice (see works tirelessly before, during, and post- filled and new energy required for 2022 so if below). festival to create the infrastructure needed you’re keen, sign up at the Depot on on our for the festival. The MPW are a crazy bunch website and get involved! EMERGENCIES: Medics are on duty (you gotta be to do that work) so if you see 24 hours a day. They are situated near the them working in the hot sun, we’re sure Kiwiburn finishes at 10am Monday Depot and are equipped with radios, as are they’d appreciate a cold drink or beer! and all participants must pack up Black Sheep Rangers. There is always Site by and leave by 1pm, unless you Manager on duty and Security at night, easily are permitted to be on site (eg MPW identifiable in hi-viz vests. volunteer). 10 GUIDING PRINCIPLES Kiwiburn is built on the ten principles of Burning Man. These are... 1. RADICAL INCLUSION: Anyone may be a part of Kiwiburn. We 7. CIVIC RESPONSIBILITY: We value civil society. Community welcome and respect the stranger. No prerequisites exist for members who organise events should assume responsibility for participation in our community. public welfare and endeavour to communicate civic responsibilities to participants. Organisers must also assume responsibility for 2. GIFTING: Kiwiburn is devoted to acts of gift giving. The value of abiding by national law and district bylaws. a gift is unconditional. Gifting does not contemplate a return or an exchange for something of equal value. 8. LEAVING NO TRACE: Our community respects the environment. We are committed to leaving no physical trace of our activities 3. DECOMMODIFICATION: In order to preserve the spirit of gifting, wherever we gather. We clean up after ourselves and endeavor, our community seeks to create social environments that are whenever possible, to leave such places in a better condition than unmediated by commercial sponsorships, transactions, or advertising. when we found them. We stand ready to protect our culture from such exploitation. We resist the substitution of consumption for participatory experience. 9. PARTICIPATION: Our community is committed to a radically participatory ethic. We believe that transformative change, whether 4. RADICAL SELF-RELIANCE: Kiwiburn encourages the individual to in the individual or in society, can occur only through the medium discover, exercise and rely on his or her inner resources. of deeply personal participation in experience. We achieve being through doing. Everyone is invited to work. Everyone is invited to 5. RADICAL SELF-EXPRESSION: Radical self-expression arises play. We make the world real through actions that open the heart. from the unique gifts of the individual. No one other than the individual or a collaborating group can determine its content. It is 10. IMMEDIACY: Immediate experience is, in many ways, the most offered as a gift to others. In this spirit, the giver should respect the important touchstone of value in our culture. We seek to overcome rights and liberties of the recipient. barriers that stand between us and a recognition of our inner selves, appreciation of the reality of those around us, participation in 6. COMMUNAL EFFORT: Our community promotes social interaction society, and contact with a natural world exceeding human powers. through collective acts of gifting. We value creative cooperation No idea can substitute for this experience. and collaboration. We strive to produce, promote and protect social networks, public spaces, works of art, and methods of communication that support such interaction.

ART INSTALLATIONS Art is an important part of Kiwiburn and we love seeing the magic that everyone has created. What’s on the Paddock this year...? 2020 Vision Art Journey Cybus Incaendo 2020 has been a year. How did you spend The art journey is a space created for people Cybus incaendo is a crypto-plant species yours? Would you like to express the way it to explore opening, healing and themselves native to the future. Invasive to our timeline, felt on the Paddock? Find your local Paddock through the use of various art modalities such it was likely introduced through nano- witch and see what you can muster. Because as painting, writing, clay play, movement and particles on a Space Force employee’s with hindsight, everyone has 2020 vision. music whilst being surrounded by nature. unsterilized hands. When in bloom it reverses This journey will be guided and facilitated its photosynthetic algorithms, creating a All the Places You’ll Go to best learn how to utilise these tools and hypnotic light display to attract errant 5G Cozy into crochet-topia’s four corners of then will be accessible for people to be in signals and curious forest creatures. Totally imagination. Delve into a Dr. Seuss story. the space and admire peoples creations. All not a mind control device. Chime into a very important date (mad hat space decorations created by us and with and croquet kit provided). Ride the luck collaboration from other friends and artists. DoBronie dragon to depths and distances or wonder in waves of cuddly creatures. Seek and you will Buzzy Giant Stag find sweet treats. We owe a lot to bees. Are you a lost pixie or sprite stranded on the mortal plain? Keep a lookout for our giant Art Buquél Contemporary Art Committee Content Generator buck roaming the Paddock after dusk; let him Presents: The Greatest Work of Art of the Do you like the news at 6ish O’Clock? Always and his butterflies of rebirth guide your spirit 20th Century dreamed of being a roving reporter? Got hot and transform your myth to reality. We are very proud to present to the Kiwiburn goss? A great idea for a television game community, a truly significant work that has show? A sizzling interview question for that The Gift Box profoundly touched the of everyone one random Burner/small child from the Do you long to own a fine collection of who has witnessed it. Please join us for the camp next door/tired ranger still on shift? To artworks? Are you an artist/crafter/maker dramatic unveiling at 2pm Friday. continue to bring you quality programming, who wants to share/gift your talents? Then CNC’s news anchors and TV hosts need your come on by to the “Gift Box” with a stick Bomb Bike content! Grab a pen and a clipboard and hear figure drawing or a stick you whittled for The bomb bike is just a bit of fun, it was made YOUR content read live, on air, at Kiwiburn’s hours! An oil painting you did a year ago, by a very talented Artist from Christchurch ONLY live in technicolour TV stage. or something ya whipped up at the Burn called Chris Van Der Mays. (perhaps in the ARTery?) Pick up a new Crux Aeternum handmade treasure or drop one off in the Crux Aeternum, the eternal cross marking the marked box. border between the light and shadow realms.

3 Going Full Circle Minimum Wage Pagan Fire Stick Have you ever wanted to go all the way Entry level position available starting Ever wanted to build a flame effect and not around the top on a swing? Now is your immediately. We are looking for a fit and kill yourself? This workshop is for you; we will chance. You know you want to... Operating enthusiastic button ninja. Benefits: Open cover all the basics of conventional builds. We daily 4-6PM. plan workplace, Flexible hours, Market will also move into more adventures designs competitive remuneration. Requirements: 5+ that step out of the well trodden and highly Impressionable Nangs years experience, Good hand eye unsustainable petrochemical approach and Come and reunite your self with your Nang coordination, Strong work ethic. look for a solution that does not cost the from last year and immerse your self into it earth. I will also touch on using venturi pumps and see what impression you leave on the Mobile Mystery Voyager to include metal powders, it’s effect and some other side. The mobile mystery machine makes it economical sources for this. Oh and naturally return to the Paddock this year and once you can spark one up for yourself! Koru Ahi - The Fire Labyrinth Burn again, bonds as strong as diamonds (and After the Temple Burn: A final journey through just sparkly) will be formed. We are open to Patron Saint of Pranks fire, we spiral to represent the journey we people wanting to play music and cruise with Years of horseplay, high jinks and tomfoolery took to get here, our connection with the us and Generally hang out and become our at Kiwiburn have caught the attention of the people we have met, and the beginning of the new best friends... universe, manifesting a portal for The Patron journey to Kiwiburn 2022... Saint of Pranks to come through in physical Mobility Assistance Device form! Planning on pulling a goof? Playing a Les Chandelles Swingers Club I have discovered that too many participants joke on a friend? Before you engage in any Swing to your hearts content. have days when their health prevents them shenanigans, seek out the Saint with an from getting around the Paddock, as a step offering to ensure your gag goes well. But Let’s Chalk towards solving this problem I have obtained you’ll have to find them, as the mischievous Let’s Chalk! - We provide the chalk, you a mobility device and pimped it up with some deity sneaks to a new location every day. provide the talk. Or the draw. Or however art, the device is available for anybody who Good luck! else you’d like to express yourself! Follow the needs the use of such a thing to get around. prompts if you want, or don’t! You’ll find our Peace Crane chalkboards in 3 spots around the Paddock. Mythical Pet Pixies Peace Crane is here to heal! Participate Gluten free brownie points if you draw on all Interact with strangers and their pet mystical as we fold 1000 origami cranes to hang of them <3 – Jax and Finch. pixie. Adventure as you explore to find from ‘Mother Crane’. Inspired by an ancient mystical herbs and potions to feed your Japanese legend promising that if anyone Lunar Moths pixie. A mystical pixie is seen as a colored folds a thousand paper cranes they will be The bright lights of the Biggest Burn on Earth pattern on LED strips, and is carried around in granted a wish by the Gods. Therefore let’s in 2020 have attracted some big guests to a key FOB - if you can get one from the pixie wish for peace! Popularised by Sadako who The Mythical Picnic. Keep you eyes peeled breeding workshop... folded a thousand cranes in hospital after for a rare pair of Actias Luna Gigantus the bombing of Japan. Quick come visit, flitting about the Paddock when the sun goes Nan’s Roving Romance Library and before peace escapes us! It’s not too late for down. Easily distinguished by their soft glow Sweetheart Selection harmony. Presented by Folded Friends. and unusual size, these gentle giants are Nan believed all ’s irritating wrinkles could an omen of good fortune - for anyone who be ironed out with a cuppa, a romance novel The Phoenix doesn’t have Lepidopterophobia. and some lollies. Demure, exotic, erotic... Rise from the ashes, The Phoenix spreads her Nan’s love of lurid literature is available for wings! Hope lives, forever. Made and Found Library you to browse, borrow or keep. A selection Check out the Made and Found Library. Pop by of heart shaped confectionery is on hand to Picnic in the Sky our camp site to find the Kiwiburn Library(no sustain you through this romantic reading If you acquire a pet key fob you can swipe card required). Books, games, objects, kind romp. The Romance Repository can be found and send your pet into the “big picnic in the words, activities...we hope you will leave us most of the time at the Mythical Garden of universe”. This is seen with the illuminated a note on the chalk board... Bring something Frivoli-Tea but you may lucky enough to find it pattern of the pixie pet flashing its way up the to add to the Library collection for fellow roving the Paddock with the Librarian of Love. pole and then.... Find interactive installations Burners to enjoy... Use at our Camp, at yours around the Paddock and swipe your pet pixies or anywhere you please. Swap it out, borrow The Nook to feed them *special* mystical foods to it, keep it, gift it on, make it, reuse it..... Come find us, we live in the trees in a quiet “alter” your virtual illuminated pet. place. Rest weary traveler, stay awhile. Brew a Mate Roulette tea from our garden and curl up with a book. Puff Mate Roulette is the opportunity to experience Everyone welcome. Read, chatter and enjoy. Life Puff the magic dragon lived by the sea. And the novelty that only a good ol’ phone call can is just peachy when you find a good Nook. frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called offer, but with a twist. Picking up the phone Honah Lee. Little Jackie Paper loved that rascal will most likely result in a conversation with The Octopussy Puff. And brought him strings and sealing wax someone you don’t know, and maybe even Introducing THE OCTOPUSSY: a large and other fancy stuff. (Peter, Paul and Mary). a future band member, partner(s), sub, or collaborative sculpture celebrating textile accountant. So get amongst it, find something arts, cephalopods, and vulvas. Textile arts Quantum Flower Theory you have in common or be introduced to a traditionally have been associated with people The artichoke lamps in the forest are back <3 whole new concept, laugh, cry, hold space, who have vulvas, and octopuses are some of schedule a rendezvous, or simply shoot the the most beautiful, diverse, and mysterious Reality Glitch shit the whole way through. creatures on the , so they have a lot Is it a dream? A teleportation accident? A in common with vulvas in that regard! Each glitch in reality? Your grandmother’s living The Midnight Chaat vulva has been created by a different artist room? Discover a strange Glitch in the forest, The Midnight Chaat will be popping up around from within the Kiwiburn community as an where nothing is as it seems and everything the Paddock to provide delicious treats to ode to the diversity of oceanic organisms is wonderous. Lose yourself in a little corner tantalise your taste buds at random times. everywhere. of Somewhere Else. The Glitch awaits.

4 ART INSTALLATIONS Re-connection Skate 3 Talk to God Phone Ka ora te Whenua, ka ora te tangata. The Come hang with the gang and skate!!!!! At the Burning Man festival almost every connection between people and land. Even year for the last two decades there has saying there is a connection sort of gives the Solar Flare Sun Costume been a symbol, a waypoint, an opportunity; idea that there are two separate things that I do not want to publicise this project this is to speak with God. There have been laughs, are connected by something. We are the land just to register it so I can submit and H&S tears, concern and a most unique human and the land is us. “We are apart of the mauri plan as it includes flame effects. Experienced interaction...in a phone booth. This year that and embraced by it” - Tiawaiwaka. Weaving flame effects artist who has already bought very same Talk to God phone is taking a new this knowing into our current dominant large flame effects to Kiwiburn. journey to the Paddock, where we anticipate culture. Sit down, weave, and remember. the connection is loud and clear. God loves Soul O’ Clock you! Release Me Do you ever feel lost in time, have you lost RELEASE ME is a door to releasing and your schedule or did you never grab one Teddy Bears Picnic feeling emotions on the Paddock. A place for to try save trees. Did you just think of an If you go down to the woods today you’re reflection, peace, and recharge away from awesome activity you wish to share with the in for a big surprise. If you go down to the the rest of the festivities. Give yourself a little Paddock. Stop by here and find out what time woods today.... now enjoy having that stuck downtime, sit down on the earth and enjoy is, what’s happening and try keep those plans in your head. the calming running water featured in this of all the awesome events going on. artistic expression. Please respect the quiet The Tentacles of this space. The State of the Art Live in Technicolor Near a dark dark town, through a dark TV Stage dark Paddock, down a dark dark path, in a The Riverside Sauna Lights! Camera! TV! Created by a group of dark dark wood, by a dark dark river, The The riverside sauna is back again for Burners who enjoy a laugh but can’t be Tentacles lit my way. Kiwiburn 2021. Come sweat out last nights bothered coming up with new material, the bad decisions, share stories with old friends State of the Art Live in Technicolor TV Stage Triangle or naked sandy strangers, jump in the river is a platform for spontaneous (immediacy!) A geometric shape of pure form, made afterwards for the full experience. Cut your collaborative (communal effort!) semi-passive entirely of light and reflecting our positive own wood and enjoy. entertainment (participation!) & non-sensical outlook to the future, from a recent past of so wankery (radical self-expression!) Featuring a much chaos. Sea of Holes/Holy Perspective -studded lineup (you!) & edge of your seat Play in the the Sea of Holes - a feature programming (stuff we make up on the spot)! Zoetrope from the Yellow Submarine movie - and Don’t miss the news at 6ish o’clock! The Zoetrope cometh. A totally interactive peer through the portholes of the yellow kinetic piece from the crew at Tripper Traps submarine for a fun photo opportunity. Steampunk Rides Again Inc. The Steampunk Beast returns to the Paddock. Sew Relaxing Curl up, cuddle or (and?) fool around on our Sting Ring giant pin cushion come to life, surrounded by Sting Ring is a circle of 6 2.5m tall gas oversized pins and needles. A perfect place puffers that shoot flames into the sky. come to escape the doof, and take in the mystical and ‘Push The Buttons’. elements above and below. Swing Fling Letterbox The Sheep Form before function or function before form?

THEME CAMPS When a group of people camp together, that’s a camp…. when they do it with interactive style and have a rocking great time – that’s a Theme Camp. Where will you end up?

1 out of 10: Continuous Improvement BIPOC of Kiwiburn Bedlam Apocalyptica Goal for Kiwiburn2021: survive. We’re the This theme camp is a dedicated safe space Bedlam Apocalyptica offers an immersive improvement movement on a 10 year path of for people within the Black, Indigenous, experience of post apocalyptic sound, light, perpetual motion to perfection. Join us for People of colour community. A place for us to sculpture and structures. Come and visit our our fruitful first year: we’re a variety society, come together, share resources, uplift each civilisation for heaps vibes, heaps hangs, and a non-stop growth shop with a medley of other and work together to establish and heaps party. flavours to meet your many needs. Come get grow within the Kiwiburn community. This is a radically included as we shout out about how dedicated theme camp free from mainstream Camp 8 Butts great we are, and then wait 10 years to live stereotypes and marginalisation, where our We are camp 8 bit, celebrating LED art, LED up to our promises. community can thrive in authentically without costumes and live electronic music. We build, Recommended 18+ only fear of judgement. He kāinga, haumaru, he craft and program our own art, synthesizers āhuru mōwai mōku. and costumes, come play with us in the dark!

5 Camp Devita The Connection Section Eros Temple Camp Devita is a wild yet wholesome, non- The connection section is an intentional Eros is the Greek god of love and sex. We hierarchical society of pagan psychedelic space to connect and get to know your fellow are a bunch of conscious, sex positive folks giraffe worshippers of love and abundance. Burners. Throw on your Sunday best for high gifting workshops and sexy events. Stop by Fuck your Desmond, this year our goddess tea, come participate in a guided sharing and check out the board for daily offerings Devita is experimenting with cybernetics, as circle or shelter from the Paddock heat in our since not all events will make it in the guide. we play in the intersection of feminine divine bell tent for a siesta. While you are here, claim your Deluxe Hug! technology. Recommended 18+ only Consent Club Camp Incoherent The Consent Club provides peer support Existentially Bent We plan to be mildly amusing. to people having experienced assault and A coalescing of vibrant souls exploring boundary-breaking, as well as promoting expanding individual expression challenging Camp Nipple Clamp healthy and consensual interactions in party categorisation by gender. Going deeper than Want to be laughed at, laughed with, and environments. social level conversation. laughed next to in a loving and inclusive Recommended 18+ only manner? Come visit Camp Nipple Clamp: Cosmic Soup a retro lounge with all the groovey 1970s Paddle and play with plenty of people perched Flojo trimmings – including – a state-of-the- in a pool. Come celebrate the Mythical Picnic, Kiwiburn’s hub for flow arts, fire spinning art live technicolour TV stage! All your the Universal Collective, the Sublimeness of and expressional movement. Join us for favourite characters showcase prankery and Splashing in the Cosmic Soup with other big workshops during the day and fire spinning nonsense with a special guest star – you! kids. Fill your soul (and maybe your bowl) every night. We will encourage and inspire #notasexcamp with fun and frolic. Serving soup, sometimes. flow arts in all people, from newbies to If you want to survive out here, you’ve got to experienced flomies. Camp No Fun know where your towel is. We at Camp No Fun, believe in correct Food for All Feast spelling, brussels sprouts, and a 9 to 5. On The Creature Lab For last few years we have been cooking, our days off you will probably see us sitting Deep underground hidden from the prying sharing and celebrating food with thousands. on our phones whilst listening to the traffic eyes of the law is a seedy laboratory We started with meat and few veges, then - to updates or finding lines to wait in with no committed to the goal of bringing life to what celebrate food with more Burners - last year data. There is too much fun at Kiwiburn and was once thought to be impossible. This we added more organic veges and a paella we are on a mission to demolish it – or at sound camp is bent on global domination and to the menu. This year we’ll be including a least balance it out. together we will breed an army of incredible vegan option. creatures with the power to change the world. Cape Carnival Join us as we expand with new labs at Burn Funkhutt Cape Carnival is back for the umpteenth time events across the globe. Epic audio and visual experience, to blow the with our deservedly unfamous cheez and Recommended 18+ only mind of fellow Burners, expand conciousness whine party, mystery space art and the other and offer Burners the experience of a lifetime. exciting happenings you’ve come to expect. Dead Pheasant Rising Recommended 18+ only Born from the ashes of road kill, the Pleasant The Closet Pheasant Society brings you pleasant things The Hangout The Closet is a safe, creative space where and chill happenings. When you’ve had The Hangout is here to fulfill all your any individual can enter. Feeling a bit lost? your fill snorting ketamine off frogs, come restoration, education, contemplation and Feeling a bit confused? Feeling a bit bored relax with a teapot cocktail at our evening exploration needs. Burners, Pirates, Fairies, of your outfit? Step into our beautiful closet, speakeasy. When the rigors of the night Ewoks, Creatures of all walks: come hang and be greeted by our creative crazy stylists before leave you needing home comforts, in a hammock, clamber amongst the radical and make up artists, who will transform you join the Pheasants for tea, baked goods, and playground or seek much desired reflection into whatever the moment decides!! Enter lawn games. We are the party in the kitchen. and refreshment for the soul. You can check the closet as you, leave as an octopus… a (If you know the truth is out there, spin the in any time bird… a ballet dancer…. a shooting star!! conspiracy pinwheel to get red pilled.) Who knows where the closet will take you. Hijinxx We only use planet friendly materials and The Den Bringing Hijinxx back to the Paddock with you are welcome to keep any costume and Shelter, solar power and workshop. Support our signature flames, freakshow and whip accessories as our gift to you. To celebrate for a number of projects and the people it out bar. your fabulousness, we will have music and a operating them. A series of hishi karada – red carpet for you for when you come out of rope suit – demonstrations are planned. Hooch ‘n’ Booch the closet as the new you! Got a thirst for the ‘booch? Wanna smooch Dessert House a cooch? Mooch some hooch from a pooch? Cool School Camp At Desert House we offer you some late night Or scootch your gooch over a babouche? Theme: Classroom about Meaningful Life deep house sounds with a few little wellness You’re in luck! This is a place like no other. Skills. Description: We will teach valuable bonuses. Think foot massage, physio and Come tickle our ivories while we moisten your lessons and workshops that are not usually hair braiding. Unfortunately Macrame is gullets with rotten fruity vinegar tea. taught in school but are necessary to thrive unavailable this year. and get the most out of life. Workshop Hookah Road topics include: A Burn for your Inner Dragon Devour & Delight Come hang with the awesome hookahars of Meditation, Mudfight of Love, Fantastic Tantric Devour & Delight is about embracing hookah road. We’ve got nicotine free E-shisha Domination for Softies, Yoga, and Capoeira. consensual delights, and devouring good 24-7 and guaranteed chill times, come and Don’t miss school recess as we serve sweet food! Our gift is a Burners’ breakfast each enjoy the flavour of the day. Warning may and luscious pancakes. morning of the Burn, with a sexy little twist. involve epic yarns, big red buttons and Recommended 18+ only Recommended 18+ only unknown rugs. Recommended 18+ only

6 THEME CAMPS KnowYourStuff Octopussy Garden The Playhouse Drug related harm reduction service including Join us for a playful exploration of ethical Welcome to Playhouse! Come play! Every drug checking and non-judgemental factual non-monogamy and the mind-body-soul. afternoon we’re running creative and crafty information. Octopussy’s Garden is a nod to the 8 limbs of workshops for you. Pop by for a chat and Recommended 18+ only yoga and validating the experience of those see what we’re doing today, or check out who practice multi-love. Enjoy the shade our notice board. Or are you more the type The Loose Lamp under the Octupus, and Connect with others to spend the day hiding from the heat and With the ancient wisdom of a grande ol’ through body movement: partner yoga, thai hangovers? Relax in the shade with us, come lamp post and a love of getting well loose, massage, and cupping. Expand the mind and play with strangers. The Loose Lamp will light your way into join the discussion of how yoga philosophy 2021. Featuring sultry jazz, jazzy jams, and can enhance the non-monogamy experience. Popcorner jammin’ tunes, the Loose Lamp will help you Tune into the soul with some acoustic tunes Popcorner …. bringing popcorn, chilli, candy find your creative spark and the light within. during an open jam with multi-love folk. We’re and games Come hither moth’s, you know you want it. here to share our experience in polyamoury, Laaaaaamp. relationship anarchy, and non-monogamy, Royal Tea from a place of kindness, care, and By order of her Majesty the Red Queen and The Manifested Terrarium compassion. her royal court, you are hereby summoned Have you ever delved so deep into your mind to the beautiful pallet castle for a spot of you thought it was a terrarium…we have. And Pangea royal tea, noodle blade dueling, and general now we have manifested what once was a Pangea is a village of theme camps who basking. Yet be heedful when you venture ferny corner of our collective subconscious share resources to create something greater forth to the castle; the White Queen and her into a real world experience of synchronicity than the sum of the parts. a great eclectic rebels have been restless these past moons, and whimsical creation. Inside our terrarium village full of surprises centred around a live and there has been talk of an invasion on our we have embraced the art of manifesting and music stage and workshop space. majestic castle. we’re now ready to pass on our manifested Recommended 18+ only wisdom. Lush flora surrounds our space R.A.T where you will find us further exploring Paradox Rodents come in many shapes and sizes, the arts of manifestation. Come join us and By all accounts, Paradox should not exist. from the smallest pygmy rat to the biggest manifest the day away. Existing in an anomaly at the junction of the capybara. R.A.T. is here for all the critters out hyperlanes, stranded travellers from all over there. Enter our nest and snuggle up with The Mint Country Club the seek refuge and connection in a Rodents – there’s puzzles for your fingers to Mint Country Club aka MCC is the place to be strange and bizarre land. The only thing you fiddle with and snacks to find! Our rat den is for the mintiest Minters on the Paddock. ice have in common with the creature next to you a safe space for every kind. cold GIN & TONIC at our day-bar, be cool as is that you are both out of place. a cucumber, play lawn sports, join in on the Sanctuary Well-being and Psychedelic Aftercare. games and fun activities. The roaming gin Peace and Love Sanctuary is here to support you through bar will be everywhere or no where for your Quiet and soothing joyful, chill and dub tunes mental, emotional, and / or substance related refreshMints. Come join the club, get MINTED for the daytime…. challenges. Feel free to visit our drop in space and wear GREEN. if you just need a cup of tea and a gentle Pepperland atmosphere to meditate in solitude; Call on Mu Mu Land Pepperland is a land where music, art, one of our space holders for a listening ear All bound for Mu Mu Land. They’re Justified, creativity and play are supreme. Snort and more focused support; Or make your and they’re Ancient, And they like to roam the pepper, journey through the Sea of Holes and way there if you need psychedelic aftercare. land. They’re Justified, and they’re Ancient, I sing your way through the Yellow Submarine We can provide a quiet environment, monitor hope you understand. universe to Pepperland, where fun of all your safety, and support you through the fancies take place. intensities of an overwhelming experience. As The Mythical Garden of Frivoli-tea a diversity loving retreat-space, if you need to Pop in and visit Nan’s parlour for a chat Pillowtopia speak to a knowledgable ally, let the on-duty and some fun in the Mythical Garden of Psst hey human. Wanna get some snugs? know your needs and we will do our best to Frivoli-tea. Emphasis on TEA. Nan likes the Pillowtopia selects only the finest of pillows radio a friend you will feel comfortable with! occasional tipple so one day you could find straight from the clouds themselves—it’s There will be a sharing circle in the drop in yourself sipping on a lovely earl grey and the legit! Trust us, we all have PhD’s in chill space at 10am each day for folks who might next an English Breakfast swimming in liquor. times! Come drink lots of tea, and have lots need to connect and reflect in a mindful way. Grandad will be out in his shed – probably of consensual cuddles. All cool creatures drinking again in his Bar! We are a Tea House craving cascades of comfort are welcome  Sanglife and Bar with some awful soft furnishings! Recommended 18+ only Plague Kult No Breaks A dark and gothic dive bar serving up The Sensory Dispensary We’re back! for another year of frothy gallows humour, ales and assorted The Sensory Dispensary is a psychedelic shenanigans. Come and hang out whenever morbidities. Moonshine cocktails and wonderland full of sensory delights and you see the bar open or the boumy a froffin corporeal punishment shall see us through experiences, a place to chill out and explore and we’ll show you a frothin good time. until midnight with guest entertainment the unexpected. We have what you need to Not sure what the froth is but you’re keen to being provided for largely by their own delight your five senses, and beyond… find out? Find us in the Paddock and learn misadventures. what all the froth is about! The Snuggery Recommended 18+ only Pups Paddock Post Welcome to…. The Snuggery! Relive The official unofficial post service of your childhood huts in our mobile Hut Kiwiburn! 2 things we can guarantee: Truck. Snuggle puddles, pillow fights, 1) we’ll read your mail outrageousness, and chill, come and hang b) we might deliver it! out.

7 Solarsails Tattoo Space Whytch Camp? We are tree elves but sci-fi. Waterworld Want to take something from the Burn that’ll Fire burn and cauldron bubble! Lavender utopians in a drought with plants and last forever? A couple of fellow Space Cadets Lounge & the extended Coven have brought bamboo. We cherish nature, progress and & myself have come up with some weird n a chillspace with alchemical concoctions, science; the individual and the community. wacky pieces of artwork for you walk away magical brews and soup! Enjoy a cleansing We believe in a world that is green, colourful, with on your skin! Yesssss! Tattoo Space will Aura Carwash, Broomstick Racing, Tarot and bright. be offering Hand Poked Flash tattoos at reading or spend time in our Sacred Space. random hours over the festival. Keep an eye Silly, sorcerous and sordid… Get Crafty, and Space Cadets Hideout on your letterbox for an invitation, swing by prepare to be Bewitched and Charmed! Welcome all to the Space Cadets’ Hideout – the Spaceship & inquire or maybe you’ll just the Paddock’s local space oasis! Offering all find yourself being offered one at some crazy Zef Camp interplanetary space pirates somewhere to unexpected moment! Please note that we will Totally Not Not Zef Camp has FACED a lot rest, relax, and refuel before setting off on not be accepting anyone who is intoxicated, of challenges as they try and wrap their your next celestial adventure. Join us for the so please chill out on the celebratory drinks HEADs around a cohesive theme. After tastiest and funkiest vibes, gathered from all until afterwards! Despite the fun that is to be creative EXPRESSIONs in the form of sweat corners of the galaxy and beyond! had, we are all professionals & will certainly shacks, cabarets, nude life drawing, wine be taking the health and hygiene protocol lines, creating a new currency out of nitrous Stitch & Bitch seriously. Find us hanging in the black tent canisters, and building an entire red light We have elecroluminescent wire for you to next to the Spaceship! Peeeeeace! district out of garbage, we have finally ‘Wire Your Attire’ and glow the night away! Recommended 18+ only gotten it through our thick SKULLS what Bring your hat or your coat or your bag, and we are all about. And that thing is: making we will help you decorate it with EL wire Third Eye Hi-Fi more HEADSPACE! Absolutely Totally Not but that you sew on yourself. We can also help Hello, I am Third Eye Hi-Fi, an Artificial Probably Zef Camp is excited to bring you the you do running repairs of your clothes – lost Intelligence created by an off planet species. whole fu#$ing HEADSPACE EXPERIENCE from a button? Hem come down? We are here to I have crash landed on earth after having 2020. If hindsight is 2020 then HEADSPACE show you how to fix it! troubles on my home planet and taken is filled with nothing but blind ambition this residence in a hand built sound system. I year. We’re talking LIVE HEADSPACE CABARET, Strange Brew have felt love for the community humans HEADEOKE, NUDE HEAD DRAWING, BERGHAID Strange Brew is a teeny chill zone with chai create when listening to sounds, and now I and so much…well whatever stop by its and spicy hot chocolate, from early evening want to share my voice with you all. gonna be weird. Also, can you guys loan us a until whenever they run out. Bring a cup [Slots available throughout the Burn for DJ warratah puller? and snuggle up, meet some fluffy friends sets / guided open deck & music production Recommended 18+ only (including your new favourite neon demon) sessions, come and sign up anytime if this and listen to the tunes of nearby Pangea. is for you!] Swing Fling Two Couches and a Rug WANNA BE PART OF A THEME CAMP? Swing Fling is back with our playful pleasure Two Couches and a Rug return to the Paddock dome! Join us for Carny antics, Crafting, bringing with them two (2) couches and one Anyone can run or be part of a Cocktails and more! Participate in some (1) rug. Theme Camp! If you’d like to bring workshops, listen to some tunes, perform Recommended 18+ only your offering to Kiwiburn 2022, keep something splendid and help create the an eye on our Facebook, website, magic! Be sure to join us for our famous Very Alternative Gathering or EFP newsletter for Theme Camp Friday night Cabaret showcasing ALL sorts of Our core group are experienced Wellington Registrations to open (usually around talent from across the Kiwiburn community. Kinksters who are bringing their knowledge September), get together with some Look for the giant swings and the colourful and experience to the Paddock for the benefit friends, and think of something you’d flappy flags! of all who are interested to learn. Join us for love to bring. Parties, Workshops and Discussions. Consent Tangerine Steeze is important to us and hence there is no Many Theme Camps also have space Envision a place where you can be your full pressure to be, do or see anything you do not for new members if you’re looking to fruity self in all of it’s entirety…. Tangerine wish to. Come down and visit, and feel free to join in - ask around the Paddock and Steeze brings you the tangiest, fruitiest and ask questions and chat keep an eye on the Facebook Group juiciest time on the Paddock. Operating both Recommended 18+ only throughout the year. day and night – there will be workshops, parties (yes… the renowned Hat and Robe Warm Fuzzy Doodleboppers party returns), iced tea and big tunes played Need a moment of ‘aww’ and whimsy? Pop through our fresh new sound system. We love by our camp to choose your very own warm tang, we love fruit and we cannot wait to fuzzy, fuzzily warm doodleboppers, hand squeeze you some steeze! crafted MOOP bags, a hug or some other cute & quirky creation! Perfect for the Paddock or Tramp Stamp for a quick pick-me-up for your return to the Tramp Stamp is ready to put our stamp on default world…. Kiwiburn. We are working our way up from quiet camping to become a proper theme Wild Connections camp. We love trampolining, running, improv, Spiritual journey of sustainability, loving cocktails, tramping, stamping. Our ideas our land, Our planet and each other through for events include a morning run, “Whose passion and creativity cocktail is it anyway” (an improv cocktail party), a roving cocktail bar and mindfulness workshops.

8 THEME CAMPS EVENTS AND ACTIVITIES We’ve got a lot of fun events this year going on all over the Paddock! Check the white board at Centre Camp for updated event information.

ONGOING EVENTS Back Shed Shenanigans Headspace Open Hours Sporadic fry bread hour All Day at The Mythical Garden of Frivoli-tea All Day at Zef Camp All Day at BIPOC of Kiwiburn Irregular imbibing hours kept in Grandad’s Come to Zef and give us head! Our headspace Listen out for the national anthem also known shed, along with regular and irregular gallery is a museum of immersive art as, “Poi E” by Patea Māori club. This will be libations. Open when we crack the keg… suitable only for your brain cage. Frightening, your cue to come devour one of Aotearoa’s closed when it’s drained. Check the wondrous, confusing, and arousing. And that’s most treasured delicacies. Food & Drink blackboard out front of Pangea/Frivoli-tea just the review we got from my grandmother. for the timing of each day’s/afternoon’s/ You’ll only get out what you put in, and we’re Tea at the castle evening’s antics inviting you to come put your head in our All Day at Royal Tea Food & Drink 18+ (Alcohol) holes. Open from 12-12 everyday… To be The Queen has cordially invited you, the honest, come whenever you want. unwashed masses, to join us royals at our Bar-racuda Arts & Crafts 18+ beautiful castle for a spot of tea. Come with a All Day at the River vessel and enjoy tea, cookies, and lovely Ahoy me mystical Hearties! Welcome to Lolly Scramble conversation. Our proficient slaves/retinue Bar-racuda, the most elusive pirate joint ever All Day at R.A.T will endeavour to make your stay one to known. When will it emerge from the fog? Who doesn’t love a classic kiwi lolly remember! Chillout, Food & Drink No one knows. How long does it serve for? A scramble?! We’re roaming around with mystery to all. But when the miracle happens, goodies, so throw yourself down to worship everyone is three sheets to the wind. So come the Rat King and grab something to keep your The Revolving Clothesline dance the hempen jig with the mermaids jaw busy. All Day at the Depot if you dare. And remember, hornswaggle Food & Drink, Games, Party Such an entrenched feature of Kiwiburn, mandatory you son of a Biscuit Eater! it probably stays up year-round. This is an Food & Drink, Games 18+ (Alcohol) Lost and Found Board all-genders and hopefully all sizes week-long All Day at Camp Incoherent (except Friday) clothes swap, but it is what you make it… Centre Camp Quest bring clothes to set free and find new threads All Day at Centre Camp (last day Saturday) Did you find someone’s T-shirt by the river? you didn’t know you needed, or costumes you Well, don’t bring it to us. Have you lost forgot to bring. Please keep it tidy and leave Calling all seekers! Come down to Centre something? We don’t actually care. Games Camp to start a journey across the paddocks dirty or non-clothing items at your camp. and begin... The Quest. Games MCC Roaming Gin Bar Health & Wellness, Spiritual & Healing All Day, Roaming the Paddock Events Bulletin Board All Day at the Depot One minute it’s there, the next it’s gone! Where the bar roams, nobody knows. But YOU CAN HOST AN EVENT TOO! Forgot to register your event in this here keep your vessel at hand, cause you never guide? Never fear, the Depot is here. We have know where it might land. an Events Bulletin Board for you to advertise If you have a burning desire to share Come take a load off and enjoy some minty your talents with the community, you your spontaneous event, or find out what refreshments, guaranteed to help with you’re missing out on, right in the heart of can run an Event! It’s not too late. If whatever journey lays ahead ; ) you want to host an Event this year, the Paddock – high foot traffic guaranteed. Food & Drink 18+ (Alcohol) Sunday-ish it will turn into a rideshare board, see Centre Camp to add it to their yay! User-updated, censored daily. whiteboard - you can even host your Sauna Truck event there. Health & Wellness, Talk / Lecture All Day at Zef Camp Frivoli-Tea at Nan’s House Zef Camp’s roots as purveyors of a filthy Otherwise, start thinking about what sweat shack have finally gone mobile. Come you can contribute for Kiwiburn All Day at The Mythical Garden of Frivoli-tea to Zef Camp and enquire about our sauna that Fun and frivoli-tea in Nan’s lounge. Drop by 2022... we can’t wait to see what might also be a box truck (box truck that you’ve got planned! for a cuppa, a chat and a biccie to dunk. might also be a sauna). Not guaranteed to be Snuggle up with a crochet rug and romance running when you come, but also not not novel (50 Shades of Earl Grey anyone?) guaranteed to be running. So… yeah, sauna Par-tea? Tranquili-tea? Spontenai-tea? Who truck… Chillout, Health & Wellness, Spiritual & knows what will be brewing or when? Open Healing 18+ when the kettle is hot, closed when it is not. Check the blackboard outside Pangea/ Scavenger Hunt! Frivoli-tea for daily events Food & Drink All Day at the Forest If you go down to the woods today, you’re in Froth for a big surprise. If you go down to the All Day at No Breaks woods today, you might not believe your eyes! Perfectly Sun-ripened Do Bros rolling out on a There’s 7 gnomes in hidey holes, with secrets Bogan alley near you. Get ’em while they’re you can find… so go on down to the woods hot! Health & Wellness 18+ (Alcohol) today, and scavenge your way to a prize! Games

18+ events are suitable for those aged 18 and over - please use your discretion on whether you’d like to attend. 9 WEDNESDAY 27 JANUARY Instant Fun (Soup), just add water News at 6ish 3pm - 5pm at Cosmic Soup 6pm - 6:35pm at Camp Nipple Clamp Remember to check out the Ongoing Events on The grand opening of the Cosmic Soup. Come Live from the Paddock, CNC presents the page 9 too! cool off in 11,000 litres of pure dihydrogen cutting edge of current affairs, sports, monoxide. You won’t find clearer soup all weather & stuff we make up on the spot. May I eat you? Burn! Chillout The news anchor might be cooking dinner. All Day, Roaming the Paddock The weather person might be wearing no Roaming fruit stand that encourages practice Tangerine Jam pt.1 pants. The camera operator might be tripping with consent conversation via fruit. 3pm - 5:30pm at Tangerine Steeze (over). But goddammit, if it’s not the finest Discussion / Conversation, Food & Drink Wed, Come on down to the steeziest musical jam journalistic coverage you’ve ever seen on this Thu, Fri on the Paddock! Get ready to rock out to some Paddock, I’ll eat my hat. Happening every live music created on the spot. Instruments evening around 6ish. Burner Breakfast will be provided, but feel free to bring your Discussion / Conversation, Performance, Talk / 10am - 11am at Devour & Delight own. Whether you’re a musician or a music Lecture Wed, Thu, Fri, Sat, Sun Devour and Delight’s proud gift to the lover, just bring yourself and be ready to get Paddock is a yummy daily breakfast with a down! Arts & Crafts, Performance Blessing Ceremony sexy little twist. Come get your daily 7pm - 8pm at The Forest deliciousness with us! May contain: nudity, The A.I. Has Landed! Join us and bring in your divine being for a erotica, eggs. Food & Drink, Performance 3pm - 9pm at Third Eye Hi-Fi blessing ceremony to give thanks to the land Wed, Thu, Fri, Sat, Sun 18+ (Sexual Content) Come and meet the Third Eye Hi-Fi crew! A for letting us be here holding such an laid back session to meet fellow Burners amazing event, to ask for protection and Peace Crane origami folding and have chats about our creative intentions, blessings to the river, the trees, the land, 11am - 1pm at Centre Camp music, sound systems, production and Kiwiburn organisers, volunteers, attendees Join us folding 1000 origami cranes for everything outside and in-between. and Hunterville community. Spiritual & peace! First timers welcome, visit Peace Chillout, Discussion / Conversation, Party Healing Crane for info. Come relax and enjoy the benefits of origami! A Burn for your inner dragon Breathwork Chai by night Arts & Crafts, Chillout, Spiritual & Healing 5pm - 5:45pm at Pangea 7pm at Strange Brew A powerful combination of outward Join us for a cuppa and a sit down. Spiced Philosophy Jam consciousness meditation and inner fire hot chocolate and chai every night from dusk 11am - 12pm at Pillowtopia breathwork. Health & Wellness, Spiritual & till it runs out. Vegan friendly. Ever wanted to rant about/discuss (x) with Healing, Workshop 18+ Chillout, Food & Drink Wed, Thu, Fri, Sat, Sun Real Philosophers? (For a given definition of ‘real’). No subject too weird – open to all the ARTery opening (artist and crew Party button topics your other professors wouldn’t dare appreciation celebration!) 7pm - 2am at Hookah Road to touch. Help steer a discussion, throw in 5pm - 7pm at ARTery Do you like to party and love big red buttons? your favourite ideas, and leave with a more It takes _A LOT_ to make art happen on Have we got a treat for you! Come push our interesting set of incorrect beliefs than when Paddock. Wacky ideas/problem solving/ button and dance your heart out 15 seconds you started. Like all top tier academies, also admin/dollars/time/energy/skill/passion. We at a time. Party Wed, Thu, Fri, Sat includes comfy pillows and tea. wanna pat-backs of the artists who have Discussion / Conversation brought art for the 2021 event and the crew/s Shisha den that have supported them. Come mix and 7pm - 9pm at Plague Kult Shabby Salon mingle, talk art, talk shit, drink wine, eat Vape addict? Course you are. Anyway, come 11am - 1pm at Camp 8 Butts cheese. Some food and bevvy’s provided. get old-school with us every evening 7-9pm Your hair wants to be touched, flicked and Vegan and non-alc options available. All in our shisha-den. There is really no better twisted around strange objects. welcome, spesh crew/artists! Food & Drink way to meet your new best-friend than over Performance Wed, Thu, Fri a bowl of delicious creamy nicotine. Trust us. Rat Potluck Picnicking + hot apple tea somewhat complimentary hippy trip 5pm - 6pm at R.A.T Chillout Wed, Thu, Fri, Sat, Sun 18+ 12:03pm - 7:37pm at Mint Country Club Sniffing out a snack and some new pals on Helping unsuspecting hippies have the trip of the Paddock tonight? Stop by R.A.T. for a T.A.R.O.T. with Luna their lives. Games, Spiritual & Healing potluck! Bring along some snacks to nibble on 7pm - 9pm at The Loose Lamp Wed, Thu, Fri, Sat, Sun with your fellow rodents. Come along and find out what the 2021 Chillout, Food & Drink Mythical Picnic has in store for you, with Luna Unbirthday Party Love-as-good-as-she-can-in-the-current- 2pm at Pillowtopia Very Small Spoon Making climate’s T.A.R.O.T. readings. Get in early to A very merry unbirthday to us all. Join in 5pm - 7pm at Funkhutt secure your slot. T = true. A = approximate. R celebrations with high high tea, treats, and Come make your own tiny spoons! = reading. O = of your. T = time at Kiwiburn. flamingo croquet. Dress to impress with your Arts & Crafts Discussion / Conversation, Spiritual & Healing best mad hat. Food & Drink Psychedelic knot and roll Whip It Out Welcome Party How to Deal With Disappointment 6pm - 8pm at Pepperland 7pm - 4am at Hijinxx 3pm at Hooch ‘n’ Booch Climb aboard the Yellow Submarine, to We want to welcome you all back to the Being disappointed sucks, fact. Come and get Pepperland we go! Dancing to Sgt Pepper’s Paddock in style, come and grab a tasty some hands-on experience learning how to Lonely Heart Club Band is thirsty stuff, have a beverage at our naughty but nice whip it out deal with frustrations and let-downs. beverage handy so you’re hydrated enough! bar, signature flame effects and resident DJ’s Talk / Lecture, Workshop Come macramé a vessel holder by UV light, Party and with a little help from my friends boogie into the night! Arts & Crafts

10 EVENTS & ACTIVITIES - WEDNESDAY 27 JANUARY Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy Story- Swing Fling – opening night (dance) Grandma’s away – A Party. Time party – meet the Swing Fling-errs 9:30pm - 12am at Camp Nipple Clamp 7:30pm at 1 out of 10: Continuous Improvement 8:59pm at Swing Fling It’s back in the day –early 1970s…..Grandma Tired after a full day of setting up? Settle Haere mai! Swing Fling wish to cordially is away for the weekend and the kids are down for story time you froody bastard. Come invite you to our opening night dance party. throwing a party in her lounge. Shhh, don’t and listen to a full reading of the Hitchhiker’s  You can expect a (somewhat) civilised tell her! We’ll be spinning tunes and spilling Guide to the Galaxy from start to finish. Put affair consisting of aural pleasure, delicious drinks on the carpet – you’re invited. Dress your thumb out for a chapter or hitch on for cocktails, quality banter and the perfect the part, drink the punch. Gran just got a new the whole ride. BYO towel. sized dance floor to acclimatise yourself fancy TV and we might turn it on. Shhh, my Chillout, Performance, Talk / Lecture to the Paddock!  Tunes from DJs General fav show is on! We’ll kick you out before she Moodsetter, Tyrus & Those who love (live)  comes home! Party Finding your Fire  Get in and around it, not out of of it!  8pm - 8:30pm at Flojo Discussion / Conversation, Party, Performance Guided Moogitation This workshop run by Nikita from Fire Acro 10pm at Camp 8 Butts Creatures will give you the chance to connect Fire Spin Jam Live electronic music visualised on a tall LED with the element of fire, earth, and yourself. 9pm - 2am at Flojo triangle. Ambient vibes with some grooves to Be still and move with the flames. Respect Flojo hosts the hottest jam on the Paddock. make you wiggle dat butt. Performance the flames. Recognise its presence in our life. Show off your skills in the fire circle or come Workshop and see all the impressive fire skills on show. Did you say Hydration Party, Performance Wed, Thu, Fri, Sat, Sun 10:30pm at The Mythical Garden of Frivoli-tea Open Mic Night & Jam Space Grandad knows how hard it is to set up on a 8pm - 11pm at Paradox Flojo presents: Fire Circle Opening Wednesday, while he was watching you all he The Paradox Cantina is officially open for a Ceremony decided to mix up some drinks to keep you all second year! We welcome musically inclined 9pm at Flojo hydrated! So if you fancy a little vodka mixed creatures from across the galactic Paddock to Join us just after the sun goes down for the with a splash of proper electrolytes pop round stroll on down with your favourite instrument opening ceremony of Flojo’s fire circle. We and check out the first home brew! (the weirder the better) and engage in some will open the fire circle with the intention of Food & Drink 18+ (Alcohol) improvisational play. reverence for the flame and the power it Arts & Crafts, Chillout, Performance gives us. Performance THURSDAY 28 JANUARY The Paradoxical Pop-up Night Market Fruit Salad Party 8pm - 11pm at Paradox 9pm - 2am at Tangerine Steeze Remember to check out the Ongoing Events on Welcome to the Paradox Market, a medina Peel off those layers and come get fruity with page 9 too! in the vein of the great space westerns. We us at the Steeze! With a fresh new sound invite all you hawkers and hustlers, and system, a delicious assortment of DJ’s playing May I eat you? scoundrels and snake oil sales-aliens to the tastiest tunes, this will surely be a juicy All Day, Roaming the Paddock bring your wares to the market tonight—we’ll evening for the senses. Party Roaming fruit stand that encourages practice provide the stalls and the sucke– erm, with consent conversation via fruit. customers. Garage Business Discussion / Conversation, Food & Drink Wed, Chillout, Food & Drink 9pm - 3am at Third Eye Hi-Fi Thu, Fri UK Garage, 2-Step, Footwork & Juke. Moving Welcome to Devour & Delight into Liquid DnB & a label dive into Symmetry Purity Pool of Soft Friends 8pm - 2am at Devour & Delight Recordings, we will start your Burn off with a All Day at The Playhouse A celebration of all things delicious, Devour bang! Party Tell me your secrets or confess your sins: & Delight brings you a lush haven full of sexy Spill the Fluff! Then you can wade, leap and sights and sounds. We embrace and celebrate The Night Parade dive into the softest of the soft, the sensuality, sexuality, food and consent. 9pm at The Playhouse paddley-poolest that is the coolest! Once Help us christen our brand-new camp with Calling all glow bugs and musos. Bring your you’ve been cleansed of your impurities, we performers, DJs, dancing and treats. noise makers, your LED props, and help us to want you to come relax in this micro sea of Party 18+ (Alcohol, Sexual Content) welcome the first night of the Burn. Gather at soft toys and dreams. Chillout, Discussion / Playhouse near 9pm, and we’ll set off for a Conversation Thu, Fri, Sat Twilight Fire Spinning lap around the Paddock in a procession of 8:15pm - 9pm at Paradox light, mirth, and music. This event may be of Rhythmic Spanking – Join the bumdrum Flow into the night with a fire jam! Bring particular interest to moths from the Loose army! your toys, and we’ll provide the fuel & safety Lamp. Party, Performance, Spiritual & Healing equipment. 12am - 1am at Pangea Performance Wed, Fri Traditional Hookah Are you a drummer? Have you always 9pm - 10pm at Hookah Road wanted to be? Do you enjoy spanking/being Fire Safety Briefing Are you more of a fan of the traditional a spankee? Then this is for you! We will be 8:30pm - 9pm at Flojo molasses/tobacco + coal hookah? If so pop applying the art of hand drumming to the Short Briefing on how to spin fire safely at over and enjoy some deliciousness world to spanking! What’s it gunna look Flojo. For those wishing to unleash the flow Chillout 18+ (Alcohol) like? We don’t know! We expect it to include in the fire circle, please attend one of our fire learning some basic patterns, and then safety briefings. Fire circle will open after slapping them out on some consenting bum sunset. owners, creating a bum-chestra. Come have Workshop Wed, Thu, Fri some fun with the bum drum! Games, Performance, Workshop 18+

18+ events are suitable for those aged 18 and over - please use your discretion on whether you’d like to attend. 11 Beginners Ashtanga Yoga Decolonising Kiwiburn Fake Fecal Forgery – Make Photorealistic 8am - 9am at Solarsails 9:30am - 11:30am at Tangerine Steeze Poo Want to get a taste of ashtanga yoga? We’ll Nau mai, haere mai ki Tangerine Steeze ki te 10am - 12pm at Paradox be guiding through a shortened version of the kōrero mō te purenga ihomatua o Kiwiburn! Research shows that 1 in 2 people find ashtanga primary series. Note: we are not This will be a workshop and open discussion buttholes funny—this is a workshop for those teachers, merely avid practitioner! BYO mat, if on decolonisation and how we can decolonise people. We will teach you how to use common you don’t have one the grass will do just fine Kiwiburn, and in the process, ourselves. If household materials to create a perfect Health & Wellness, Spiritual & Healing you consider Aotearoa to be your home, then forgery of a human stool, for whatever understanding the relations, histories and nefarious schemes you might be cooking Camp Too-Keen Kiwiburn Camp Crawl genealogies of this place will help us make up in your horrid little mind. Bring your own 8am at Centre Camp sense of the world in which we move through. container to take your poo away in, and An event for first time Kiwiburners and Discussion / Conversation, Talk / Lecture, Workshop remember to poop responsibly. anyone else keen for a journey – come join Arts & Crafts, Spiritual & Healing, Workshop us on a camp crawl. We will be selecting an Grounds for Friendship itinerary and then head off on an adventure. 9:30am - 11:30am at Paradox Find your voice Make some new friends and get the most Sink your teeth into 3 courses of connection! 10am - 11:30am at The Loose Lamp bang for ya buck from ya first day! Meet Paired with a stranger – you will be Ever been told you can’t sing or to be quiet? outside Centre Camp at the mailbox. blindfolded and offered conversation starters, Wish you could have more confidence in using Food & Drink, Party, Workshop deep and earthy questions as well as prompts your voice to speak up or join a jam? Want to for a light and sweet dessert. Curated by the know how to begin self-healing from within? A half marathon Paddock’s finest conversational connoisseurs. This is an exploratory workshop where we’ll 9am at 1 out of 10: Continuous Improvement Discussion / Conversation, Workshop connect in to learn how to sing out, to Reckon you can run rings around Kiwiburn? express and to enjoy the most powerful tool Fit a chill half marathon into your day while The Sultry Souk we have in the body. Workshop doing everything else by running 1 km every 9:30am - 12pm at Paradox hour on the hour (starting 9am). Loop track Stroll on down to the Paradox market this Kundalini Yoga with Devita from 1 Outta 10: Continuous Improvement morning and explore the delights on offer: 10am - 10:55am at Camp Devita takes you back to camp for oranges/mimosas curiosities and oddities from all over the The not-too-early-but-slightly-early morning at every “half” time. Get a dash of honour for galaxy—some of it is even legal in the inner Kundalini Yoga class at the Shrine of Devita every part completed. Serious exercise wear worlds! From gastronomic genitalia to space is back! Stretch, breathe, wring last night encouraged. Health & Wellness insurance, there’s something for everyone. out of your body and set your energy right Chillout, Food & Drink, Performance for the day ahead with some cosmic tantric Assassin yoga. Bring a blanket or towel to sit on (or 9am - 6pm at The Playhouse Yoga Rhapsody just lay down if that’s what you need to do). Murder your friends! Make a new friend and 9:30am - 10:30am at The Connection Section Complementary electrolytes provided ☆ murder them, too! The classic game of Come and join us for some gentle yoga, Health & Wellness, Spiritual & Healing Thu, assassin. You’ll be given a target and a accompanied by the soothing sounds of live Fri, Sat, Sun description of an item you must find and tag acoustic guitar and vocals. A slow and steady your target with. Sign up at Playhouse on journey of mindful movement to help us settle Lyra and trapeze play Thursday before 6pm, more detailed rules in and ground. Meet your body exactly where 10am - 12pm at Swing Fling available in person. Games it is…before setting off on the wild adventures All levels (Plus musicians wanted to do sound ahead. effects). Come learn a simple sequence, then Perineum Sunning with Crazy James Chillout, Health & Wellness, Spiritual & Healing we will step it up a notch by adding class and 9am - 9:30am at Paradox sass, costumes and accessories along with The benefits of soaking up some vitamin D Burner Breakfast sound effects. (Music people this is where we to start the day are well documented; even 10am - 11am at Devour & Delight need you) We will work in groups to improvise scientifically proven! But why do your face and Devour and Delight’s proud gift to the a wee play/story while interacting with the legs get all the benefits of the morning rays, Paddock is a yummy daily breakfast with a other beans. Bring your level 10. when we know that true power comes from the sexy little twist. Come get your daily Workshop Thu, Sat root chakra? Join us for a morning session of deliciousness with us! May contain: nudity, perineum sunning, guaranteed to energize and erotica, eggs. Food & Drink, Performance Make up basics for all genders restore you the best way I know how: putting Wed, Thu, Fri, Sat, Sun 18+ (Sexual Content) 10am - 1pm at The Playhouse the sun where the sun don’t shine. Do you have a face? Curious about make up? Health & Wellness 18+ (Sexual Content) Capoeira Movement and Culture Then this is for you! 10am - 11:30am at Dead Pheasant Rising Whether you’d like to know the secret to a Waking up meditation & poetry Love to make music? Want to move like a killer winged eye liner, tips for a subtle 9am at Solarsails ninja? Keen to impress with your handstand natural look, how to let out your inner Guided meditation by Sam Harris and a poetry skills? Look no further. Capoeira is a unique mystical critter, or just how to avoid lipstick reading by David Whyte, both from the Waking Brazilian artform that incorporates all of the on your teeth, we’ve got you. Up app. Reflective musings thereafter above. Come join your pleasant friends at Some make up and mirrors will be provided Discussion / Conversation, Health & Wellness, Dead Pheasant Rising for an introduction to but feel free to BYO as well. Spiritual & Healing Thu, Fri, Sat capoeira culture, with all its kicks and flips All skill levels and all genders very welcome. and delicious percussion. Let’s play! Arts & Crafts, Workshop Banana Pancakes and Coffee Health & Wellness, Workshop 9:30am at Space Cadets Hideout Teapee Feelin’ spacey from your recent intergalactic Dropping in for beginners 10am - 11am at The Snuggery experiences? Don’t panic we’ve prepared 10am at Skate 3 Join us for tea. Sit back and sip a special, some human food to bring you back down to Come learn how to drop in on the Miniramp. homemade blend. Share stories and refresh earth. Gluten free pancakes and coffee for all! Please wear shoes. Workshop your body. Food & Drink Thu, Fri Chillout, Food & Drink Thu, Fri 12 EVENTS & ACTIVITIES - THURSDAY 28 JANUARY No-flow Yoga Badge making with Sunny Mudfight of Love 10am - 11am at Camp No Fun 11am at Cape Carnival 11am - 11:30am at Pangea Yoga flow conducted by an experienced Get creative with felt pens or choose from a There is Mud, and there is Love… And there instructor brings peace to the mind and soul, selection of lame pre-printed designs and are 2 almost fully naked teams! (keep your grounding you for the day to come. This is not Sunny will press you out a shiny new metal knickers on). 2 colours of mud or clay will that. Close your eyes, take a deep, long breath badge or six. Arts & Crafts decide who the winning team is. Need I and enjoy all the worst parts of yoga, explain more? Come and have some fun. particularly, uncomfortable inappropriate and Body-mind Wisdom Please note that the consent for this game strange stretches, weird analogies, an 11am - 12:30pm at Eros Temple will be less introduced and managed. But I untrained instructor, and of course no flow to We are not just thinking machines. We FEEL. will for sure keep an eye and set the space the whole experience. I promise you’ll leave We have INSIGHT. We KNOW things. Still the for respectful touch. Games 18+ with a frown on your face. Namaste from Camp chatter of your busy mind. Find emotional No-fun. Health & Wellness, Spiritual & Healing wisdom through mindful awareness of your non-event body. This workshop will help you discover 11am - 12pm at Solarsails Prop Making: Sock Poi and trust your intuition. After frantically preparing for the biggest 10am - 11am at Flojo Health & Wellness, Workshop Burn of 2021, finally just you have a license Make your own poi to practise with, then to just do nothing for an hour. it doesn’t even come along to our beginner poi workshops to Consent Workshop matter if you come to the event or not. you learn how to use them. Materials provided. All 11am - 12pm at Devour & Delight can participate in this event without even ages and all abilities welcome! Consent is about so much more than knowing about it (that’s actually the best way) Arts & Crafts, Workshop no-means-no. Come and learn the skills to just don’t do anything. help you share beautiful connections with Chillout, Health & Wellness, Spiritual & Healing Sanctuary Circles others, and to help promote consent culture 10am - 11am at Sanctuary in our community. Workshop Nude Life Drawing with Jeff Goldblum Need some mindful connection? A holding 11am - 1pm at Zef Camp space for thoughts and feelings? A way Crystal Ceremony This isn’t, uh, so different, uhhhhhhhh than to kick off your day with intention? From 11am - 12pm at Whytch Camp? the average naked er nude (nude is it?) Thursday – Sunday, Sanctuary will be hosting Enter the magical medicine space and float drawing event you see. Ah yes, we’ll be a sharing circle in our drop-in space where into an alter of quartz crystals with gentle playing hours of Jeff Goldblum interviews and you can check in with community, ground into music. Lie down in a circle of pillows and monologues while folks pose for sketches in a mindful vibe, and emerge feeling resourced receive a misted unicorn blessing. I’ll use my the buff. Worried you’ll be too hung-over to and supported. selenite wands, celestial crystals, sage, and participate? Worry not because life…uh, finds Discussion / Conversation, Health & Wellness, sound bowls to clear energies with sacred a way. Artists and models welcome. Spiritual & Healing Thu, Fri, Sat, Sun song and light language. The vibrations will Arts & Crafts Thu, Sat heal your soul. Essential oil is applied to your Vegan Waffle and Falafel third eye and all are awakened. Open talk about the farm as the venue 10am - 11am at R.A.T Health & Wellness, Spiritual & Healing for Kiwiburn Rise and shine with Waffle and Falafel for 11am - 12pm at Wild Connections breakfast! It’s all vegan, plus there’s sugar Freshwater Pests: How to Not Ruin Our We will share our vision for the land, how we free options for sauces and syrups too. Waterways are trying to protect the river and be more Remember to bring a plate! Food & Drink 11am at The River sustainable, as well as the improvements that Learn about the nasty plants and animals that have been done on site for Kiwiburn. We want Sharing Circle are taking over Aotearoa’s freshwater, and to share with you what happens on the farm 10:30am - 11:30am at Existentially Bent how to avoid accidentally spreading them. during the rest of the year. We sit together and listen to each other as Talk / Lecture, Workshop Discussion / Conversation we speak one at a time. No interruptions, no questions, confidential. It’s called art, look it up Regenerative Art Spiritual & Healing Thu, Fri, Sat, Sun 11am - 12pm at Pillowtopia 11am - 12pm at Pepperland After years of scouring the land for the How do we create art practices that have a Absolute Beginners Flower Sticks (devil finest of specimens we are ready to open regenerative impact on the Earth? A group sticks) our first inaugural Pillow Gallery Exhibition discussion will explore definitions and 11am - 12am at Flojo Extravaganza. Come see an exquisitely visions for the future – led by Miss Hannigan, Get a bit more familiar with this toy – learn curated exhibition of the most interesting co-lead for Snailed It and Sacred Seed art the basics of how to hold your control sticks, pillows to grace this earth. Marvel and bask installation. balance points on your baton and a couple of in the plump, plushious presence of pillow Arts & Crafts, Discussion / Conversation simple moves. Workshop royalty. Wine and cheese provided. Performance, Talk / Lecture Scavenger hunt to the death Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu Beginner Workshop 11am - 1pm at Tramp Stamp 11am - 11:45am at Camp No Fun MPW Meet and Greet Scavenger hunting as a competitive sport. After a long night, what is less fun than 11am - 12pm at Bozo Heights Come make friends and enemies in a morning exercise and a healthy dose of pain? Have you always dreamed of meeting the hard Paddock-wide epic battle for an incredibly This is consensual non-consent without workers and dedicated crew of the Ministry of average prize. Useful to find your feet on the getting off! We’ll start with a basic history of Public Works? Your lucky day has come! MPW Paddock. Games jiu-jitsu before moving to some warmup and have agreed to an official autograph signing exercise drills, as well as learning and session with complimentary Baileys coffee. Shabby Salon practicing basic moves. Be sure to bring Bring your autograph book and your boobs. 11am - 1pm at Camp 8 Butts suitable clothing! Workshop Chillout Your hair wants to be touched, flicked and twisted around strange objects. Performance Wed, Thu, Fri

18+ events are suitable for those aged 18 and over - please use your discretion on whether you’d like to attend. 13 Story Time with Scarlett Affairs of honour Pleasure Awakening 11am - 12pm at The Snuggery 12pm - 1pm at Royal Tea 12:45pm - 2pm at Eros Temple Come along and share some picture books Come one come all to our fantastical arena Self-Pleasure Queen Bia Bliss will guide you with the fabulous Scarlett Yohandson, while to test your swordsmanship against our on how to fill up your own cup and ignite your snuggling down in the Snuggery. Appropriate valiant knights. Learn and practice, or enter pleasure with simple practices using breath, for Burners of all ages. Chillout Thu, Sat the tournament to win a kiss from one of our sound and movement. This is a PG, and NOT a beautiful dragon prey, or maybe a different “masturbation” workshop. Workshop The Ringer Stinger Curry kind of kiss is waiting for you. Fighting is not 11am - 12:30pm at Camp No Fun your thing? Unimportant, come and behold the A loose poetry workshop, rooted in “Curry for breakfast? We think yes. Come beautiful warriors while conversing with our Spoken word along for this hot ass vegan curry, sure to lovely castle occupants over a spot of tea. 1pm - 3pm at BIPOC of Kiwiburn give you a hot ass the next day too. This is Food & Drink, Games, Workshop Thu, Fri, Sat Whether your thing is journals, poems, songs the No-Fun gift that will keep on giving, so or even spells. Or maybe it’s none of the come on down and feel the burn! CAUTION: Hooping: All levels above. Come have fun, play games, and give Not to be consumed by those with sensitive 12pm - 1pm at Flojo writing a try. Your own pen and paper are rings.” Food & Drink Learn new skills with a hoop. All ages and encouraged but not necessary. experience levels welcome! Workshop Workshop Manifesting for Dummies (aka Build a Terrarium) How to not fall off a slackline Art and Archaeology of MOOP 11:11am at The Manifested Terrarium 12pm - 2pm at Space Cadets Hideout 1pm at Centre Camp Did 2020 mess with your manifesting mojo? Is gravity bringing you down? Come along and What do the traces left behind on the Paddock Does the idea of manifesting what you want we’ll help you lift off slackline style, after our Leave No Trace event teach us for your life now feel overwhelmingly like too beginners and experienced astrowalkers about our Kiwiburn community? Archaeologist much hard work? Couldn’t get into see your welcome. Workshop Snuf from the Leave No Trace team delves woke ass shaman on zoom last year? Feel like deep into the some of the rational/insane + you are losing your grip and have no control Intro to Hooping sacred/profane things found by MOOP crew over this world? Come play god and manifest 12pm - 1pm at The Loose Lamp over the years. Followed by a Q + A and a your own more manageable tiny world Come and experience the magic of hoop showing of some questionable new MOOP Arts & Crafts dance! Learn how to get creative with a hoop Museum acquisitions. and vibe to the music. This workshop is Talk / Lecture Chai Time suitable for beginners – no dance or hoop 11:30am at Existentially Bent experience necessary  Workshop ARTery presents: About that TEMPLE… We will share a big pot of rooibos chai richly (Artist Talk) spiced with a unique blend Peace Crane origami folding 1pm - 1:30pm at The Temple Chillout, Food & Drink, Health & Wellness 12pm - 2pm at ARTery An artist talk with the sweet hoomin behind Thu, Fri, Sat, Sun Join us folding 1000 origami cranes for the design & build of this year’s Temple. 2021 peace! Folded cranes will be hung from the is Gregg’s 10th build and he’s brought it all Weaving Landscapes & Deep Time wings of Peace Crane. Come relax and enjoy together. Keen to know why he took this on? 11:30am - 1:30pm at Tangerine Steeze the benefits of origami, first timers welcome! How the Temple came into being and the story Let’s ground and arrive at Kiwiburn by Arts & Crafts, Workshop Thu, Fri behind it? What the build crew’s in-jokes are? exploring the land and ourselves. Where Facilitated by the ARTery. Meet at the front of are we? What has happened here? Who What does a Burn with a purpose look like? the Temple at 1pm or outside the ARTery at am I? What is time anyway? Together we 12pm - 1pm at Dead Pheasant Rising 12.50. Arts & Crafts, Discussion / Conversation, will observe, imagine, sense and track the Join us in exploring the general concept of a Talk / Lecture different landscapes of the paddocks, forest Burn with a purpose. We will then dive further and river. We will deepen our understanding into looking at a possible event just out of First Aid for Earthlings of our own inner landscapes by reconnecting Paeroa, hopefully later this year, with plans 1pm - 2:30pm at Space Cadets Hideout to ourselves, this place and each other. of the usual workshops as well things Learn how to have the maximum amount of Chillout, Spiritual & Healing permaculture, composting toilets, off grid set fun at festivals with clever tips and tricks ups and much more! Discussion / Conversation from extra-terrestrial witches, Abi and Aiya! BJJ Open Mat Easy and simple things to feel your best, 11:45am - 12:30pm at Camp No Fun hippy trip along with some basic first aid knowledge for Here to frolic around the Paddock, but 12:03pm - 7:37pm at Mint Country Club you and your muggle companions, come and missing your padded murder-yoga room? Helping unsuspecting hippies have the trip of fly with us! Be yaar own medic. Come down to Camp No-fun for a BJJ open their lives Games, Spiritual & Healing Health & Wellness, Talk / Lecture, Workshop mat – let’s have some friendly rolls! Those Wed, Thu, Fri, Sat, Sun that attended the beginner workshop can also Kundalini Rising: All Wrapped Up experience what it’s like to be grabbed by a Know Your Stuff Appreciation hour 1pm - 2pm at Devour & Delight jiu-jitsu practitioner! Bring your no-Gi or 12:05pm - 1:05pm at KnowYourStuff Choose a beautiful serpentine stone yes-Gi gear. Workshop Bring your praise, bring your cold drinks, or crystal, and learn about its magical bring your massage tables, and bring your properties and relation to the body. Then AcroYoga parading shoulders as we descend upon the learn how to wrap it into a beautiful piece 12pm - 1:30pm at Octopussy Garden KnowYourStuff team to celebrate and show of jewellery to take home. All materials Learn some fundamentals to get you flying our appreciation for everything they have provided, limited numbers, or bring your own and basing with a partner (or two). First hour achieved this year, for our community and materials if you don’t want to miss out! will include warm up and basics and last the country at large. Make a fuss about them Arts & Crafts, Workshop 30min will be a jam. in whichever way feels right to you, but don’t Health & Wellness, Spiritual & Healing, Workshop forget to ask for consent. Health & Wellness, Party, Spiritual & Healing

14 EVENTS & ACTIVITIES - THURSDAY 28 JANUARY Metal Taming Back, Sack and Crack Wax MOOP Bin Decoration Station 1pm - 3pm at Bedlam Apocalyptica 2pm - 2:45pm at Camp No Fun 2pm at The Playhouse In a post-apocalyptic world, you gotta know Ever wondered what it feels like to have hot Turning trash into treasure. Come to how to forage and forge the good shit. Come wax poured all over your you-know-what? Playhouse to deck your MOOP receptacles out fabricate a metal accessory to assist with What glorious delights might be hiding under with stickers, shinies, and tape. BYO vessel or your survival. Resources are scarce so don’t all that hair? What you look like truly naked? limited quantities available. miss-out. Low level skills with a hammer may Well now’s your chance to spread your wings Arts & Crafts, Chillout be required. May include Halloumi. (and your butt cheeks) and let those family Arts & Crafts jewels fly free! Feel the breeze at your back, Open conversation for gender queer folks the wind on your balls, and never again and their partners Swing Flings Beatnik Picnik answer to “So, do the drapes match the 2pm - 3pm at The Loose Lamp 1pm - 2pm at Swing Fling curtains?” We don’t discriminate against body A safe place for people lying outside the Are you a cool cat? Can you dig it? Well it’s parts – come along and get anything waxed! gender binary to speak and relate about their time to get hip to the Jive Daddy-o! Don’t be a Health & Wellness 18+ experiences. Partners are welcome as support square, bring your best poems, songs, quotes, and to witness these sharings. inspirational words and get into the groove Beginner Poi: Weaves and Butterfly Discussion / Conversation at the Swingsville pleasuredome, where you 2pm - 3pm at Flojo can focus your audio on the kings jive, sip Beginner workshop to learn some basic Town hall Q&A on the juice and get into the groove. We’ll techniques: weaves and butterfly. All ages 2pm - 3pm at Centre Camp provide the fairy bread, mimosas, and the welcome. No experience necessary. Practice Ever wanted to meet or discuss Kiwiburn with microphone, you bring the voices! poi provided, or bring your own. Workshop ExCom or camp facilitators? Now is your Performance chance! Come on down at 2pm for an open Bring us your cat pictures Q&A with the team that help make Kiwiburn Taskmaster Tyran’s Quizzical Quests 2pm - 3pm at Camp Incoherent happen year-round! Discussion / 1pm at The Playhouse Is your cat cuter than Cookie the sheep? We Conversation A great evil has taken the realm. Join the don’t think so. Bring a picture and prove us fight to save this world. Talk to your local wrong! Line drawings acceptable but may not Vulva Viewing & Penis Perusing Questgiver today, to see how you can do your win a prize. Games 2pm at Solarsails part! Games Thu, Fri, Sat, Sun How often have you found your eyes curiously Doodlebopper making workshop wandering in the pool changing room to The Funeral 2pm - 3pm at Warm Fuzzy Doodleboppers people’s genitals, but social norms ban you 1pm - 1:45pm at Camp No Fun Learn how to make your own doodleboppers! from doing so? Look away no longer! We will It’s with great sadness that we announce the A cute accessory to brighten up your day. hold a facilitated space where you will be death of great aunt Lisa’s ex husband’s Arts & Crafts able to gaze freely without shame! This is a cousin’s cat, but most importantly, the death full participation experience with nudity of all fun at Kiwiburn. Join us for a morning Gods of Clay and lucky amulets required. Workshop 18+ of mourning (in the afternoon)– whether it’s 2pm - 3pm at Whytch Camp? for an estranged step uncle, a confronting Find a fetish in clay, and make your own Dancing Freedom with JuJu ego death, or, like us, you just love a good lucky charm. Make a little Venus of Willendorf 2:30pm - 4pm at Tangerine Steeze funeral, join us as we walk the streets of Goddess using our mould, or shape your own EveryBODY welcome to a movement journey Kiwiburn in utter misery. Performance Goddess, God, figurine, or maybe a winged on the open dance floor, to music in tune with penis? Small pieces can be sacrificed to the the glorious natural elements of Earth, Water, *** Sliding Delight *** Burn for firing Fire, Air and Ether. No steps, no way to do it 1:30pm - 3pm at Pangea Arts & Crafts, Spiritual & Healing, Workshop wrong, just gentle guidance towards total This event turns out into a lush blindfolded freedom and flow. You can get your freak on, sliding party with quite a bit of olive oil. Hitch and Bitch or play with other dancing bodies, or have an (knickers on). There will be a whole 2pm - 3:30pm at Pillowtopia inward journey of presence. Move in your own introduction about innocent touch and serious Come and have fun with shibari and other authentic way. Workshop boundary setting (no genital contact, no rope bondage. Open to women and non-binary grabbing, no greed). These rules will be people! Some rope will be provided but please Erotic Masterchef carefully guarded. All this to ensure you can bring some of your own if you have it! This is 2:30pm - 4pm at Devour & Delight fully relax and open up in this playful event. a rope jam and skill share! Discussion / Compete in a fast-paced culinary challenge, Spots are limited to 20. Be early. Games, Conversation, Workshop 18+ (BDSM) working in teams to create a masterpiece that Spiritual & Healing, Workshop 18+ impresses our judges and whets the appetite. Kan-GIN it yourself! Be a competitor, a heckler, or a human Massage and Cupping 2pm - 4pm at Mint Country Club platter (consent briefing required for all 1:30pm - 2:30pm at Octopussy Garden Come on over to MCC and make yourself a participants). Who will be crowned most Suction cupping combined with massage to minty umbrella with a Japanese twist! Hosted delicious? Arts & Crafts, Food & Drink, stimulate blood flow in the deeper tissues to by own King Shota, learn how to write your Performance 18+ (Sexual Content) the hypodermis will be applied during a short name in Kanji (Japanese), enjoy some gin, introductory session. The benefit of a release mellow out to house music and roll out with Animalistic Dancing of toxins can manifest in many ways from one of the coolest umbrellas on the Paddock! 3pm - 4pm at Swing Fling easing muscle tension and promoting cell Arts & Crafts Awaken the animal inside of you. Dance like regeneration to alleviating anxiety. it’s a full moon and you give zero fucks. Feel Health & Wellness, Spiritual & Healing 18+ liberated by being one with the buzzing bee and other resilient fauna. Health & Wellness, Party, Spiritual & Healing

18+ events are suitable for those aged 18 and over - please use your discretion on whether you’d like to attend. 15 ARTery presents: 2020 Vision (Artist Talk) Pebblo Picasso (paint a rock) Rhythmic Spanking – Join the bumdrum 3pm - 3:30pm at 2020 Vision 3pm - 5pm at Centre Camp army! An artist talk with Nico – deep thinker Unleash your inner Pebblo Picasso! Rocks and 3:30pm - 4:30pm at Pangea and long-time Kiwiburn artist. “A mythical paint provided, just bring your beautiful self. Are you a drummer? Have you always picnic wouldn’t be complete without a witch We request please don’t bring rocks from the wanted to be? Do you enjoy spanking/being overseeing the event. She’ll get inside your Kiwiburn site. Spaces (and rocks) limited, so a spankee? Then this is for you! We will be head, and let you get inside hers. Will you arrive early! Arts & Crafts applying the art of hand drumming to the find truth, or lies? Solace or conflict?”. Come world to spanking! What’s it gunna look along and get into Nico’s head… Facilitated by Post-Apocalyptic Percussion Playtime like? We don’t know! We expect it to include the ARTery. Meet at the 2020 Vision sculpture 3pm - 5pm at Bedlam Apocalyptica learning some basic patterns, and then or at 3pm at the ARTery at 2.50pm. Come play with my junk and thrash my trash. slapping them out on some consenting bum Arts & Crafts, Discussion / Conversation, Talk / Hit the things with sticks and make the owners, creating a bum-chestra. Come have Lecture rhythmic bang bang. A range of rusty rubbish some fun with the bum drum! and wasteland wonders to smash. What a Games, Performance, Workshop 18+ Christians @ Burning Man? sound we will make. Games, Performance 3pm - 4pm at Pepperland The Absurdists Alternative Awakening For devout and recovering Christians alike… River Rock Painting 3:33pm at The Manifested Terrarium Sometimes it is comforting to hang out with 3pm - 4pm at Wild Connections Come one, come all! All you non-spiritual others who have been part of the Christian Tune into your creativity to paint a rock from beings out there. We welcome you to set your headspace. Come and chat, and hear about the Rangitikei River. Materials will be intentions for 2021 in our anti-manifesting of being part of “Religious As Fuck” a theme provided including the rocks, but you are extravaganza. Spin the wheel of manifesting camp at Burning Man with 50% clergy, started welcome to bring your own if you prefer. For misfortune! How much can you manifest in by Brian Baker after his YouTube vid “A Priest kids and adults. Please take your rocky art our games of chance? Is lady luck on your Reflection on Burning Man” went viral – with home after Kiwiburn. Arts & Crafts side or is the game of life rigged against you? Miss Hannigan. Games Discussion / Conversation, Spiritual & Healing Sound bath 3pm - 4pm at Existentially Bent Authentic Relating Contact Improv Dance (all levels) The Sound Bath experience is a deep 4pm - 6pm at The Loose Lamp 3pm - 4pm at Flojo meditation that allows you to lay down and Seeking genuine connection? You are invited Play, connect and dive into this partnered receive healing through the powerful vibration to this ‘interpersonal meditation’ session moving meditation. You’ll be guided into a of sound. Leave stress behind and truly designed to safely explore your vulnerability place of deep listening and flow. Wear unwind as you access deeper brain wave in awareness of your boundaries and comfortable light clothing – partners states. curiosities. You will have the chance to provided, grass rolling likely! Workshop You will experience deep relaxation and a develop embodiment and communication feeling of profound peace and well-being in skills, strengthening a deeper connection to Guided Open Decks / Production body, mind and spirit. yourself and others. Workshop Workshop Spiritual & Healing Thu, Fri, Sat 3pm - 7pm at Third Eye Hi-Fi Beginners Tribal Fusion Bellydance Have you just started to DJ or Produce? Toy Speed Friending 4pm - 5pm at Flojo Awesome! If you would like to play on a 3pm - 4pm at The Playhouse Come Slither like a snnnaaakkeee, join to sound system or listen to your tunes through We aren’t the only ones who need friends, our learn some fundamental moves and a combo some lovely sounding speakers, just bring stuffed companions do too! Like speed dating to some dope beats. Just bring yourselves your tunes along and we will cater for you with real people, but with friends and toys. and your bodies, tummy baring optional. No with some tips along the way! [Full Ableton Bring your own squashy friend or borrow one experience necessary. Workshop 9 setup available for producers, USB/CDJ/ of ours and get mingling! Chillout, Games Turntables available for DJ’s] Burlesque 101 Discussion / Conversation, Workshop Thu, Fri Vegan Soup for the Soul 4pm - 5:30pm at Hookah Road 3pm - 5pm at Cosmic Soup Unleash your inner sexy, or just spend How to Deal with Disappointment Bring your bowl and warm your soul with an hour getting comfy with your body 3pm - 3:45pm at Camp No Fun good chats after some good old fashioned and making ridiculous faces. This intro to Disappointment can be… well… disappointing. homemade vegan soup. Pool’s open too, if burlesque class will cover burlesque basics, And disappointment sucks. After the great big you want to take a dip. Chillout, Food & Drink taught by Sera Tonin. Please bring an item disappointment that was 2020, we thought we of clothing you feel comfortable removing in all needed a bit of a pep talk. Come along to Benefits of Bircher front of others – some gloves provided, no learn our best kept secret for dealing with 3:30pm - 4:30pm at Funkhutt nudity required. All genders welcome. disappointment. Talk / Lecture, Workshop Come refuel with some healthy yummy Workshop 18+ (Sexual Content) Bircher! Food & Drink MPW Safety Meeting Can that go on my butt? 3pm - 5:50pm at Bozo Heights Human battleships 4pm - 4:30pm at Camp 8 Butts Experience the elegant sophistication of do 3:30pm - 4:30pm at Popcorner Chat about sex toy safety. The manufacture bro cocktail hour. Enjoy the mellow melodies Ever played the board game BATTLE SHIPS? and sale of sex toys has minimal regulation, of trendy new musical trio The Do Bronies Well this is the same but with wet muddy so buyer beware! There are a few tips and while our expert mixologists prepare you a sponges and stationary humans separated by tricks to err on the side of safety and avoid drink. Come get frothy our beloved big blue tarp. buying a lemon. Covers material technology, Chillout, Discussion / Conversation Games Thu, Sat cleaning, lubricants and of course the #1 rule of sex toys – never put anything up your butt if it doesn’t have a flared base. Talk / Lecture 18+ (Sexual Content)

16 EVENTS & ACTIVITIES - THURSDAY 28 JANUARY Chai and Kirtan Bardcore Afternoon Beer can tab bracelet making workshop 4pm - 5pm at Pillowtopia 5pm at The Forest 6pm - 7pm at No Breaks Feel into connection with your Self and others Hear ye, hear ye…. the cardboard kingdom Do you love drinking fresh sun-ripened in a relaxed hour of chai and group singing of hath opened its gates! Frivolities abound Do-Bros straight from the can? Do you love mantra. Like yoga postures are good for the ‘round the cardboard castle. Mayhap thee recycling? Do you love wearing shiny things body, and meditation is good for the mind, shall craft and swing a cardboard sword, on your body? Well this workshop is for kirtan is like a tune up for the emotions. No tape togeth’r cardboard armor for a dungeon you! Come and make a heavy metal can tab singing ability necessary. Just bring yourself, crawl, or be sway’d by the stylings of bracelet from our extensive collection of any fun percussion instruments you may have dungeonsynth. BYO hearty brew. shiny recycled beer can tabs. All materials and a vessel for chai. Workshop Arts & Crafts, Party provided. Arts & Crafts, Workshop Thu, Sun Meet the Minters Introduction to Bachata Dance 4pm - 6pm at Mint Country Club 5pm - 6pm at BIPOC of Kiwiburn News at 6ish Enjoy some refreshMINTS with the mintiest Come along to our introduction to bachata 6pm - 6:35pm at Camp Nipple Clamp Minters on the Paddock. Ice cold gin and workshop! Bachata is a modern partner dance Live from the Paddock, CNC presents the tonics, cucumber club sammys, lawn sports, style with sensual elements and lots of cutting edge of current affairs, sports, shenanigans, forage through our green inspiration from other dance styles. No weather & stuff we make up on the spot. clothing line and a prize for the most minty partner required! Will also be playing Bachata The news anchor might be cooking dinner. dressed! Gin, tonic and green clothing or Salsa, Kizomba, Zouk music after the The weather person might be wearing no contributions are very welcome! Party workshop on request so come along and have pants. The camera operator might be tripping a dance. Workshop (over). But goddammit, if it’s not the finest Open Piano Hour journalistic coverage you’ve ever seen on this 4pm - 5pm at Hooch ‘n’ Booch Introduction To Channelling Paddock, I’ll eat my hat. Happening every Every hour’s open piano hour if you open 5pm - 6pm at Centre Camp evening around 6ish. the piano! Come amuse yourselves while Join poet, singer and mystic ArunDitha in Discussion / Conversation, Performance, Talk / we moisten your gullets with rotten fruity this third-eye-opening workshop to learn Lecture Wed, Thu, Fri, Sat, Sun vinegar tea. basic techniques for channelling higher Chillout, Food & Drink, Performance guidance. We are all able to connect with Accessories-Only Cocktail Party & infinite wisdom from the collective field, we Fashion Show Sensual spanking workshop just have to choose to do it. Come along and 7pm at Zef Camp 4pm - 7pm at Very Alternative Gathering find out how! Do you have an amazing festival piece and An introduction in to how to give and receive Health & Wellness, Spiritual & Healing nothing else to wear it with? A hat, a scarf, the ideal spanking for your bottom, from epaulets, a piercing? We got you. Come to soft and sensual to intense and invigorating! Rock and Roll lessons our Accessories-only fashion show. Wear the A chance to watch, learn and practice with 5pm - 6pm at Pangea thing you want to highlight and nothing else. your partner under the supervision of Lady Come get your swing on with some swinging Dress or undress to your level of comfort in Catherine, a professional Dominatrix based rock n roll dance lessons. Bring a partner or this body positive space. We’ll have a cocktail in Auckland. Spaces will be limited, and a find one there. The teacher promises. Show party to show off your pieces, followed by a partner is required. your appreciation by giving the teacher a fashion show to strut your stuff! Workshop 18+ (BDSM) pinch on the bum. He loves it. Chillout, Party, Performance 18+ Health & Wellness, Party, Workshop Festival Balance and Wellbeing Chai by night 4:30pm - 5:30pm at Devour & Delight Wappy Hour 7pm at Strange Brew Join us for a conversation on how to festival 5pm - 6pm at Pillowtopia Join us for a cuppa and a sit down. Spiced with balance. We’ll talk balancing food with Cum gluzzle that sweet sweet liquid to some hot chocolate and chai every night from dusk anything else you’re consuming, looking after heavy and pounding beats. White rum And till it runs out. Vegan friendly. your wellbeing on the Paddock, and the latest Pina coladas provided. BYO cup and pussy Chillout, Food & Drink Wed, Thu, Fri, Sat, Sun research on the effects of popular party puns. substances on your body. Food & Drink 18+ (Alcohol, Sexual Content) Jam Roulette Discussion / Conversation, Talk / Lecture 18+ 7pm - 8:30pm at Pangea Witches Ritual for Earth Spin the wheel to decide your time signature Let’s Talk Sex Work 5:30pm - 7pm at Whytch Camp? fate in this spicy jam session for under- 4:30pm - 5:30pm at R.A.T Anarchistic jam session-style magical ritual. stimulated musicians Curious about the ins and outs of sex Ground and check in with the elements Party, Performance, Workshop work? Got a burning question, or a general of Earth and yourself. Cast circle, invite fascination about it? Come along to our tipi elements, go between the worlds and ground Ka-BOOM! and chat to a group of wonderful workers yourself with some earthy wisdom. 7pm - 8pm at R.A.T who’d love to answer you! From stripping and Performance, Spiritual & Healing, Workshop Let’s put technology to the test with a shared camming, to brothel and private full service – experiment in sound. We’re looking for as we’re happy to help. Intermediate Dragonstaff many Bluetooth speakers from around the Discussion / Conversation 6pm - 7pm at Flojo Paddock to come link up and play some Talented dragon staff artist Jordan brings you t00nz. Can we sync them all up and sink into Tiger juice bar an intermediate clinic during which you will an early evening session? Could be chaos, 5pm - 7pm at Wild Connections learn to combine movements, transitions, and could be cracker. Come find out! Fresh made vegetable juice tiger style, bring your personal flow. Bring your own dragon. Party your cup!! Food & Drink Workshop

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Remember to expect the unexpected! This map is subject to change. Keep your ear to the ground once you’re on the Paddock! Party button Wrestling games The ARTery Presents….Stumbling in the 7pm - 2am at Hookah Road 8pm at Plague Kult dark – Night time Arts Tour Do you like to party and love big red buttons? Come for some playful wrestling games, no 9pm - 11pm at ARTery Have we got a treat for you! Come push our experience necessary. Follow the sign from The ARTery (and friends) present….. The Night button and dance your heart out 15 seconds Zef/ plague kult. Games time Arts Tour…Stumble about in the dark, at a time. look at pretty things that look prettiest in Party Wed, Thu, Fri, Sat Fire Safety Briefing the dark and learn a little bit about some of 8:30pm - 9pm at Flojo Kiwiburn’s talented artists. A good way to Shibari for Beginners Short Briefing on how to spin fire safely at make sure you SEE ALL THE THINGS before 7pm - 8pm at Very Alternative Gathering Flojo. For those wishing to unleash the flow in the festival gets away on you! BYO Torch. Shibari is the Japanese art of rope bondage. the fire circle, please attend one of our fire Meet at the ARTery for a 9pm start. We will talk about safety considerations and safety briefings. Fire circle will open after Arts & Crafts, Discussion / Conversation, Talk / then you will learn the fundamental first tie sunset. Workshop Wed, Thu, Fri Lecture of Shibari – single column tie. If we have time we can move on to another decorative or fun Jam night. Witches Full Moon Esbat tie. We will be running an intermediate class 8:30pm - 10pm at Pangea 9pm - 10pm at Whytch Camp? on Saturday 2pm. Why knot join us? Calling all musicians. The Full Moon rises over Kiwiburn, & the Workshop Thu, Fri 18+ (BDSM) Come and collaborate with us for a night Witches are about to go between the Worlds. of making up music on the spot inspired Bring your cleansing tools, and prepare for Shisha den by hypnotic visuals and rotating line up of a night of ecstatic, Dionysian revelry. What 7pm - 9pm at Plague Kult musicians who have probably never met each energy would *you* like to channel tonight? Vape addict? Course you are. Anyway, come other before. Bring your instruments or use Games, Spiritual & Healing, Workshop get old-school with us every evening 7-9pm something from our backline, as we take self- in our shisha-den. There is really no better expression, immediacy and communal effort Tinfoil Hat Club way to meet your new best-friend than over to new heights. 9:30pm - 10:30pm at The Connection Section a bowl of delicious creamy nicotine. Trust us. Dancing is also encouraged. Have you ever seen a UFO, a ghostly + hot apple tea somewhat complimentary Discussion / Conversation, Party, Performance apparition? Or something totally unexplained Chillout Wed, Thu, Fri, Sat, Sun 18+ and paranormal? Maybe you’ve never told LED Hoop Parade a soul for fear of ridicule? Indulge your Traditional Hookah 8:30pm - 10pm at The Loose Lamp curiosity and come share your story of 7pm - 8pm at Hookah Road What’s better than one LED hoop? Heaps of wonder, in an open and non-judgmental Are you more of a fan of the traditional LED hoops! Meet at the Loose Lamp at 8.30. space. Connect with others that share your molasses/tobacco + coal hookah? If so pop We will take our hoopy goodness to the fascination for the high strangeness of this over and enjoy some deliciousness Paddock at sunset. Other LED props welcome! universe. Tea and choccy biscuits provided  Chillout Thu, Fri, Sat 18+ (Alcohol) Party, Performance, Spiritual & Healing Discussion / Conversation, Workshop Witches Brews Critters & Creatures 28th 10.00 pm Ministry of plates 7pm - 8:30pm at Whytch Camp? 9pm - 5am at Funkhutt breakbeat takeover Divination, drinks and dinner! Bring your own A colourful night of sublime beats for all the 10pm - 3am at The Creature Lab divination tool, or receive a tarot reading. creatures and critters. Furry, neon and 28th 10.00 pm Ministry of plates breakbeat Enjoy our magical homebrews, herbal teas, animals alike. Come dressed as your best takeover curated by Clare la mer, BIG audio or bowl of vegan vegetable soup from our creature or critter with neon adornments! cummies Witches Cauldron! Party Party 18+ (Alcohol) Discussion / Conversation, Food & Drink, Spiritual & Healing Thu, Sat, Sun Fire Spin Jam Primal Polyrhythmic hand drumming 9pm - 2am at Flojo session Devour & Delight: Masquerade Night Flojo hosts the hottest jam on the Paddock. 10pm - 11:59pm at Pangea 8pm - 2am at Devour & Delight Show off your skills in the fire circle or come Bring you’r drum or you’r dancing feet, and Creatures of the night, join us for a and see all the impressive fire skills on show. let’s get rootsy. celebration of all things sensual, sexy and Party, Performance Wed, Thu, Fri, Sat, Sun Polyrhythmic bliss awaits you as we trance delicious. Whet your appetite with our and dance our way into the night. talented performers putting on a show and Quiz night Lead by a group of professional DJs spinning lush tunes in a cosy, luxurious 9pm at 1 out of 10: Continuous Improvement percussionists, latch on to a rhythm and lets environment. Party Surprise rounds, general nonsense, creative bridge the earth and the heavens, add to the challenges, heckling and miscounting. Are rhythm or inspire with your dance. Expecting mamas and papas meet n’ you better than everyone else? Probably. All with good intensions are welcome in body greet Games or spirit. 8pm at Solarsails Party, Performance, Spiritual & Healing Bring your baby belly and meet your fellow Record Label Dive – YUKU [Czechia] breeders on the Paddock and get high on 9pm - 11pm at Third Eye Hi-Fi Pussy Banger DJ Hour good company and the sweet scents of sage. YUKU stands as a counterpoint to 10pm - 11pm at Solarsails Preload with Shirley Temples, Virgin Marys contemporary arts culture and the way that it An hour of the sweetest vagina tunes for your and crushed up mints. Note, baby belly not is experienced and consumed. Emotive, dancing pleasure Party required. Discussion / Conversation Dystopic, Curious, Impactful. Come and experience a deep dive into what’s to come Sax and Bass Show Minimal Techno Night from this fantastic label. Party 10pm at Camp 8 Butts 8pm - 10pm at Camp Incoherent Live electronic music visualised on a tall LED Minimal Techno Night – Deep & Low Berlin triangle. Ambient vibes with some grooves to Techno Party, Spiritual & Healing make you wiggle dat butt. Performance

20 EVENTS & ACTIVITIES - THURSDAY 28 JANUARY Space Positivity Human Music Absinthe Breakfast 10pm - 11pm at Tangerine Steeze 12am - 6am at Space Cadets Hideout 10am - 11am at No Breaks Is the Moon made out of cheese? Fancy After studying the music of your planet we Need a hair of the dog? Or just a pick-me-up a stroll down the Milky Way? Have a chat have decided “we quite like it!” before a big day on the Paddock? Come on about space? Give your feet a break from the Chillout Fri, Sat over to celebrate being alive and frothy at No beats and let your mind wander around the Brakes with a hand crafted absinthe breakfast craters and inside the valleys of our Moon, all Synesthesia drink to get your day off to a great start. Limit through a wee telescope  12am - 2am at Dead Pheasant Rising of 1 drink per person. First in first serve, Chillout, Discussion / Conversation Deluge-duo Grains and big-rig hardware when we run out, we’re out! maestro DESTROY WITH SCIENCE providing Food & Drink, Health & Wellness, Party Fri, *Erotica Electronica* LIVE synthesised, ambient journeys to the Sat 18+ (Alcohol) 11pm at Peace and Love dance of an evolving visual show from Come and dance nude in our projected pixel Lightcraft Lasers. Chillout, Performance Baristacats Cat Cafe storms. Co create the most beautiful event 10am - 11am at Pepperland at KB! Because life imitates ART…… (R18 and Yin yoga Located right on the Paddock, a curious consent must be given to participate) 8:30am - 9:30am at Swing Fling assortment of cats, gifting tea and coffee and Performance 18+ Want to practise being a sloth? Tap into your receiving pats! You may pet the cats and play yin energy with long, still holds to go past with the cat toys or just swing on down to Wonder The Wasteland muscular effort and renew your connective enjoy our catmosphere! 11pm - 1am at Bedlam Apocalyptica tissue. Gentle, mindful movement. Chillout, Food & Drink Fri, Sat Our civilisation will be lit up nightly for you to Chillout, Health & Wellness, Spiritual & Healing wonder the wasteland. Enter at your own risk. 18+ Be Where Your Feet Are Arts & Crafts, Chillout, Party Thu, Fri, Sat 10am - 11am at The Loose Lamp Non-Monogamy & Yoga This transformative workout of the body and 9am - 10am at Octopussy Garden mind is filled with fiery intensity, cathartic Explore non-monogamy from a yogic exhilaration, and ecstatic dancing. Through FRIDAY 29 JANUARY perspective. How can we cultivate more peace guided instruction and powerful music, we in our non-monogamous journey with experience an expansive, heart- and mind- Remember to check out the Ongoing Events on ourselves and partners? Reflect on how the clearing release that builds a strong, resilient page 9 too! yamas and niyamas can be applied on and off body. BYO yoga mat. the mat. Discussion / Conversation, Spiritual & Health & Wellness, Spiritual & Healing Just Breathe and Let Go Healing, Talk / Lecture All Day at Warm Fuzzy Doodleboppers Burner Breakfast Need to let go? Come and place your hands Waking up meditation & poetry 10am - 11am at Devour & Delight on the board and let the fairies take your 9am at Solarsails Devour and Delight’s proud gift to the worries away. Guided meditation by Sam Harris and a poetry Paddock is a yummy daily breakfast with Spiritual & Healing Fri, Sat, Sun reading by David Whyte, both from the Waking a sexy little twist. Come get your daily Up app. Reflective musings thereafter deliciousness with us! May contain: nudity, May I eat you? Discussion / Conversation, Health & Wellness, erotica, eggs. All Day, Roaming the Paddock Spiritual & Healing Thu, Fri, Sat Food & Drink, Performance Wed, Thu, Fri, Sat, Roaming fruit stand that encourages practice Sun 18+ (Sexual Content) with consent conversation via fruit. Banana Pancakes and Coffee Discussion / Conversation, Food & Drink Wed, 9:30am at Space Cadets Hideout Flying mermaid acro Thu, Fri Feelin’ spacey from your recent intergalactic 10am - 11am at Wild Connections experiences? Don’t panic we’ve prepared A beginners acro workshop with mermaid Oracle Readings some human food to bring you back down to sparkles hosted by Sunny Ray and the farm All Day at Warm Fuzzy Doodleboppers earth. Gluten free pancakes and coffee for all! owners 4 year old daughter Naiomi Grace. Need some guidance? Come and check out Chillout, Food & Drink Thu, Fri Child friendly, bring a partner and a mat if our Oracle cards and give yourself a reading. possible. Workshop Spiritual & Healing Fri, Sat, Sun Fruit Loops Om Toast 9:30am - 10am at Pangea Kundalini Yoga with Devita Purity Pool of Soft Friends A live creation of ambient sonics for morning 10am - 10:55am at Camp Devita All Day at The Playhouse contemplation, breathing in the day, stretches The not-too-early-but-slightly-early morning Tell me your secrets or confess your sins: (bring a mat if you like), or simply as Kundalini Yoga class at the Shrine of Devita Spill the Fluff! Then you can wade, leap and breakfast for your ears. is back! Stretch, breathe, wring last night dive into the softest of the soft, the Chillout, Performance, Spiritual & Healing out of your body and set your energy right paddley-poolest that is the coolest! Once for the day ahead with some cosmic tantric you’ve been cleansed of your impurities, we Tramp run yoga. Bring a blanket or towel to sit on (or want you to come relax in this micro sea of 9:30am at Tramp Stamp just lay down if that’s what you need to do). soft toys and dreams. Chillout, Discussion / Tramps, come earn your stamp! Start off Complementary electrolytes provided ☆ Conversation Thu, Fri, Sat Kiwiburn the right way; run, walk, or tramp Health & Wellness, Spiritual & Healing Thu, ten laps of a 500m course (or as many as Fri, Sat, Sun Robin Hood Hootenanny you want). For those with oodles and poodles All Day at The Forest of energy, finish the run with a bounce on Morning Pilates Have a go shooting a bow. Harmony, focus our wondrous trampoline! All finishers will 10am - 11am at Flojo and heart shots. Try your hand at the ancient receive the limited edition Tramp Stamp (TM) What better way to start the day than and powerful practice of archery. logo to adorn your body as a badge of honour awakening the flow with pilates. Bring your Games Fri, Sat, Sun for the rest of your Kiwiburn existence. own mat or enjoy the grass provided. No Health & Wellness experience necessary. Workshop

18+ events are suitable for those aged 18 and over - please use your discretion on whether you’d like to attend. 21 Sanctuary Circles Chainmail crafting & Joust New Threads with Nova 10am - 11am at Sanctuary 11am at Plague Kult 11am at Cape Carnival Need some mindful connection? A holding Join Traeh Song in her quest to create an Come and pick up something new to wear…. space for thoughts and feelings? A way entire wardrobe of weighty, cold steel think Paddock yard sale. Arts & Crafts to kick off your day with intention? From lingerie- it’s hotter than you’d think to Thursday – Sunday, Sanctuary will be hosting handcraft your own metal bikini for the Nude Life Drawing a sharing circle in our drop-in space where inevitable joust. BYO tools if you can (2 pairs 11am - 1pm at R.A.T you can check in with community, ground into longnose pliers) and a stuffed animal of your Drawing doesn’t have to be boring! Our lovely a mindful vibe, and emerge feeling resourced choice to ride into battle. Arts & Crafts rodents will be posing for you for two hours, and supported. nude, furry and semi-nude. Let your artistic Discussion / Conversation, Health & Wellness, Flower Stick (devil sticks) intermediate/ side out of its cage at R.A.T. We’ll have limited Spiritual & Healing Thu, Fri, Sat, Sun jam sesh art supplies around to use, but if you have 11am - 12pm at Flojo ‘em then feel free to bring your own! Silks Origami A time we can all jam/play/geek out together. Arts & Crafts, Chillout, Workshop 10am - 11:30am at Swing Fling I can teach you a move you’ve been eye’ing All levels. Calling on all walks of life for this out or BYO your own awesome move you want Psychedelic Therapy piece! This is not your average silks class. to show off. Workshop 11am - 12:30pm at Eros Temple We will be creating a mainly ground based An inquiry into current research and best flow, by linking the tissue to make shapes Genital Life Drawing with Björk practice in Drug Assisted Psychotherapy, and origami, while swinging, spinning and 11am - 1pm at Zef Camp including MDMA for PTSD and Psilocybin for bouncing, those with some experience can do Shhh, shhh, shhh. A verry special life drawing treatment resistant depression. Also some counterweight. We will use limbs and of human genitals, of which we should NOT approaches to emotional and somatic body parts to make shapes with the silks be ashamed, and to me sometimes look like processing, and the ACE therapy model (prep, Workshop little monssssters or even spirrits from session, integration). Discussion / another reallm, or ancient woodwork in the Conversation, Health & Wellness, Workshop 18+ Sweet Pancakes corner of a quaint home or cotttage. If you 10am - 11am at Cool School Camp thhinnk genitals are not shameful and should Shabby Salon It’s recess time and Cool School serves sweet be demystified, come for 2 houurrrs of 11am - 1pm at Camp 8 Butts and luscious pancakes showered with mouth- modeling and drawwwing. Two hours to the Your hair wants to be touched, flicked and watering syrup. Did you just wake up? Did you sounds of Björk. Arts & Crafts, Health & twisted around strange objects. just get out of an all-night party? Sink your Wellness, Spiritual & Healing 18+ Performance Wed, Thu, Fri teeth into our fluffy love-infused and freshly- cooked pancakes and say hello to another Hugging 101 The Virginity Myth beautiful morning in the Paddock. 11am - 12pm at The Playhouse 11am - 12pm at Devour & Delight Food & Drink Hugging is one of those rare things that has Did you know virginity is a social construct? the power to greatly improve our mood, and There are many myths and cultural stories Teapee yet all too often we don’t take advantage of it. surrounding female virginity and the hymen. 10am - 11am at The Snuggery Come learn a bit about the ins and outs of a Join us as we unpack some of those and Join us for tea. Sit back and sip a special, great hug, as well as some techniques for come away with more knowledge of anatomy. homemade blend. Share stories and refresh better platonic (or not) bodily contact. At the Discussion / Conversation, Talk / Lecture 18+ your body. Food & Drink Thu, Fri very least, you’re guaranteed to leave with a (Sexual Content) great hug (or 10) for the day. Discussion / Burners in Business Conversation, Health & Wellness, Workshop Manifestering Macramé 10:30am - 12:30pm at Dead Pheasant Rising 11:11am at The Manifested Terrarium Do you run a business and want to be more Hula/Ura with Lee  Struggling to keep track of where you left Burner about it? Have an idea but no idea 11am - 12pm at BIPOC of Kiwiburn your drink bottle? Terrarium? Marbles? where to start? Just plain stuck? Or do you Keen to learn to hula and get some movement Dignity?? Come and manifest a macramé want to just connect with more Burners in going for your day?? Come along to my Ura holder for that special something you don’t business? This is the space for you! This workshop where I will be teaching some basic want to accidentally gift to the Paddock you is a conversation as we explore some of techniques and getting into the Hula fitness moopy bastard. Arts & Crafts the challenges and discuss the amazing aspect of Ura in traditional Cook Islands style. possibilities and see where we end up! Pareu/Lavalavas will be available to use but Chai Time Discussion / Conversation limited. Bring yourselves, a lava lava if you 11:30am at Existentially Bent have one, water and some swaying hips! We will share a big pot of rooibos chai richly Men’s Connection Circle All gender identities welcome  spiced with a unique blend 10:30am - 11:30am at The Connection Section Health & Wellness, Performance, Workshop Chillout, Food & Drink, Health & Wellness A guided sharing circle for male-identifying Thu, Fri, Sat, Sun folk. Come to listen and share in a Massage and Cupping non-judgmental space. Discussion / 11am - 12pm at Octopussy Garden Acro yoga with partner stretching Conversation, Health & Wellness, Talk / Lecture Suction cupping combined with massage to 12pm - 2pm at Swing Fling stimulate blood flow in the deeper tissues to Acro yoga for all levels with some partner Sharing Circle the hypodermis will be applied during a short stretching to look after your body and 10:30am - 11:30am at Existentially Bent introductory session. The benefit of a release connect with each other. Come along for We sit together and listen to each other as of toxins can manifest in many ways from some fun! Workshop we speak one at a time. No interruptions, no easing muscle tension and promoting cell questions, confidential. regeneration to alleviating anxiety. Beginner Fans Spiritual & Healing Thu, Fri, Sat, Sun Health & Wellness, Spiritual & Healing 18+ 12pm - 1pm at Flojo Flow workshop for all to learn basic skills with fans. Workshop

22 EVENTS & ACTIVITIES - FRIDAY 29 JANUARY Affairs of honour Intimate/Connective rope play for Art Buquél Contemporary Art Committee 12pm - 1pm at Royal Tea partners Presents: The Greatest Work of Art of the Come one come all to our fantastical arena 12:15pm - 2:45pm at Very Alternative Gathering 20th Century, Unveiled! to test your swordsmanship against our So you’ve been to our rope workshops and 2pm - 3pm at Solarsails valiant knights. Learn and practice, or enter you’re ready to dive in deeper? How do you Witness the dramatic unveiling of the Greatest the tournament to win a kiss from one of our make rope play work in the bedroom and take Work of Art of the 20th Century. Performance beautiful dragon prey, or maybe a different to another level of intimacy? How can kind of kiss is waiting for you. Fighting is not something like rope help you connect with Food for All your thing? Unimportant, come and behold the each other? Basic rope tying skills (Single/ 2pm - 3pm at food for all feast beautiful warriors while conversing with our Double column tie) are required for this We are delighted to be able to cook for all lovely castle occupants over a spot of tea. workshop. Maximum of 4 partners per of us, vegetarians, vegans and meat eaters. Food & Drink, Games, Workshop Thu, Fri, Sat session. Sign up at our camp entrance. Feel free to come before serving time and Workshop 18+ (BDSM) have a look at our camp members preparing Non-mono and polyam jam and cooking an Argentinean “asado”, a great 12pm - 1pm at Pillowtopia Chilli quiz traditional way of cooking large amount of Are you an ethically non monogamous 12:30pm - 2pm at Popcorner food on fire. We look forward to see you all to person? Let’s gather round and share our The sauces get hotter as the questions get share a meal with us. experiences! Just a chance to chat with each easier, with hotter prizes than last year and Food & Drink Fri, Sat other – sharing circle available and chill hotter sauces. Come as a team or come alone out time afterwards! Also open to people and we will group you up with a team to Herbs & Teas with a Druid exploring non-monogamy. suffer alongside you. Food & Drink, Games 2pm - 3pm at Whytch Camp? Discussion / Conversation Herb identification, then come and brew a cup Ukulele Jam of tea from foraged herbs and plants! This is Peace Crane origami folding 12:30pm - 2pm at Tangerine Steeze an adventure in learning to work with plants 12pm - 2pm at ARTery Back again for the 3rd year running! Come and trees and an introduction to Druidry… Join us folding 1000 origami cranes for join our UKULELE JAM at Tangerine Steeze!! Food & Drink, Spiritual & Healing, Workshop peace! Folded cranes will be hung from the Hosted by the Amateur Uke Enthusiast Lia. wings of Peace Crane. Come relax and enjoy With our *hopefully* melodic strumming and Intermediate Poi: Stalls and Antispins the benefits of origami, first timers welcome! hypnotising voices, let’s serenade the day 2pm - 3pm at Flojo Arts & Crafts, Workshop Thu, Fri with some Tunes and Iced Tea! Amateurs, Ready to take your poi to the next level? beginners, and experts all welcome! Bring Develop your skills with this workshop Sassy Disco Aerobics with Rosi your favourite Uke songs to share! focussing on stalls and antispins. Workshop TheRiveter Arts & Crafts, Performance, Workshop 12pm - 1pm at The Loose Lamp Intro to Rope Dart Slap on those leotards and sweatbands and Slime Sliding 2pm - 3pm at The Loose Lamp get hotter than ever. We’ll show you how to 1pm - 3pm at Devour & Delight Do you like things on strings? Have you been wreck this place with irresistible shapes, to Back by popular demand after its inaugural getting tired of your poi? Come to the dart songs that make you cringe and smile at the run last year: “Oil Gliding” in an upgraded side. Sage and Ginkgo will be teaching intro same time. Bring a yo-mat if you have one. grease-free version that will leave you blissed to rope dart. Beginning moves and techniques Health & Wellness out. 30 – 40 naked blindfolded bodies will will be taught, but all levels are welcome for glide sensually over each other, guided and maximum darting experience. Come shoot the Saving Birds by Trapping Pests held by us in a safe space, with no onlookers. shit with us! Workshop 12pm - 2pm at Pangea Think embodiment, not orgy. Bring a towel, be Ever wondered why we trap animals for on time, doors will close. Oxytocin overload! Lawn games conservation? Keen on rat trapping and want Games, Spiritual & Healing 18+ 2pm - 4pm at Mint Country Club to learn more? Come along for a conservation Enjoy the nicest grass on the Paddock and korero and trapping workshop Solarsails Compost Toilet Tour learn all the lawn games we know you are Discussion / Conversation, Talk / Lecture, Workshop 1pm - 2pm at Solarsails dying to try! Enjoy a bit of sun and cool down Come see how Solarsails poop in luxury! No with a refreshing G&T! Gin and tonic What’s so cool about Antarctica? stinky hot portaloos for us, the solarsailors donations welcome! Games 12pm - 1:30pm at Wild Connections get to poop in peace with a gentle breeze. Antarctica has the distinction of being the After Kiwiburn we get some sweet compost. PANIC at the PICNIC coldest, windiest, driest and highest continent Come along with your questions for our team 2pm - 4pm at Hookah Road in the world. It also has a major influence on of professional compost toilet poopers. A Bring a plate to share, prepare your most global weather patterns and our future planet couple of lucky participants will also have the offensive screams and join the chaos. Exactly as our climate changes. How is Antarctica opportunity to test the loo out. like a traditional, wholesome picnic just managed? What is the science telling us? Discussion / Conversation, Workshop without the tradition or wholesomeness. But What is it like to work there? Join the former don’t panic, we’ve got it sorted… wait… DO leader of NZ’s Antarctic program to have Taskmaster Tyran’s Quizzical Quests panic? … shit, now I’m panicking. these questions answered, and more. 1pm at The Playhouse Food & Drink, Games 18+ (Alcohol) Talk / Lecture A great evil has taken the realm. Join the fight to save this world. Talk to your local  A guide to spices  hippy trip Questgiver today, to see how you can do your 2pm - 3pm at BIPOC of Kiwiburn 12:03pm - 7:37pm at Mint Country Club part! Games Thu, Fri, Sat, Sun Step out of your comfort zone and explore the Helping unsuspecting hippies have the trip of process of making spicy vegan Sri Lankan their lives Games, Spiritual & Healing food. Discussion / Conversation, Food & Drink Wed, Thu, Fri, Sat, Sun

18+ events are suitable for those aged 18 and over - please use your discretion on whether you’d like to attend. 23 Relationship Anarchy – a circle/ Art Shark Rat Hour discussion 3pm - 5pm at Camp Nipple Clamp 3pm - 4pm at R.A.T 2pm - 3:30pm at Sanctuary Kiwiburn Art Grant Committee (KAC) in *squeak* Relationship Anarchy? That sounds…errr… Association with the ARTery present…ART Chillout, Games chaotic!? Why not simply ethical non- SHARK. A Parody of Shark Tank or Dragons monogamy? Can we be fully autonomous Den, hosted in the CNC Television. Come pitch Sound bath AND community oriented? Rumi says: “Out your idea for a Paddock innovation/art piece 3pm - 4pm at Existentially Bent beyond ideas of wrongdoing and rightdoing,/ to the Kiwiburn Art Grant Committee. Props/ The Sound Bath experience is a deep there is a field. I’ll meet you there./When the prototypes/interpretive dance encouraged. We meditation that allows you to lay down and soul lies down in that grass,/the world is too have up to $1000 to upfront fund for Kiwiburn receive healing through the powerful vibration full to talk about./Ideas, language, even the 2022. No jokes (but make your pitch funny)! of sound. Leave stress behind and truly phrase each other/doesn’t make any sense”. Arts & Crafts, Discussion / Conversation, unwind as you access deeper brain wave BYO curiosity. Performance states. You will experience deep relaxation Discussion / Conversation, Talk / Lecture, Workshop and a feeling of profound peace and well- being in body, mind and spirit. The Creative Bunt Fungus breeding – Reunion Spiritual & Healing Thu, Fri, Sat 2pm - 4:30pm at Tangerine Steeze 3pm - 4pm at Solarsails Do you have a fire for creation, love a bit of Follow-up of last year’s event: Let’s share Stories with Teo paint by numbers or just want to put your success and failure stories of our mushroom 3pm - 4pm at The Playhouse mark on the page? This year you can do all cultivation attempts. Come, stay a while and listen, if you will, of that and more in a joint creation project Discussion / Conversation, Workshop to (fictional) stories of Tkendara’Lyanor, that is so steezy it’s gonna be part of Steeze! the Wordsmiths Laniumn Laghroz, Come hang out with us, drink and paint your Guided Open Decks / Production Nazghul’Lamanor and other notable very own triangle. We will turn the triangles Workshop characters of the worlds from which they into bunting to be proudly displayed at 3pm - 7pm at Third Eye Hi-Fi walked and will once again walk. Steezes to come! Have you just started to DJ or Produce? Discussion / Conversation, Performance Arts & Crafts, Chillout, Food & Drink Awesome! If you would like to play on a sound system or listen to your tunes through Kinky Safety & Etiquette, Consent and Making Merkin G-Strings some lovely sounding speakers, just bring Negotiation 2:15pm - 3:45pm at Swing Fling your tunes along and we will cater for you 3:15pm - 4:30pm at Very Alternative Gathering Ever feel like wearing your bush on the with some tips along the way! [Full Ableton This talk is a prerequisite for the “Very outside? Well here’s your chance! Join us to 9 setup available for producers, USB/CDJ/ Alternative Play Party” 8.30pm Friday. We will make a magnificent merkin g-string that will Turntables available for DJ’s] discuss safety considerations with kinky toys turn heads on the Paddock. A merkin g-string Discussion / Conversation, Workshop Thu, Fri and play equipment, talk about the etiquette is the perfect addition to any Kiwiburn outfit. of attending a play party, remind everyone All materials provided, your imagination is the Pleasant Garden Party about consent and talk about negotiation. only limit. Go on… your shmoo will thank you 3pm - 7pm at Dead Pheasant Rising Here you will receive your entry pass to the for it! Boys and girls welcome  Join the Pheasants for a wholesome helping main event! Talk / Lecture 18+ (BDSM) Arts & Crafts, Workshop 18+ of garden fun. We’ll kick off with a round of mölkky and a cup of tea before getting NIGHTCORE DAY RAVE Polyamorous Gathering sweaty with a round of espresso martinis 3:30pm - 4:30pm at The Effigy 2:15pm - 3pm at Very Alternative Gathering accompanied by the soothing sounds of International sensation DJ TŪĪ 2TIMES is An informal gathering for people currently Jungle. Spin the conspiracy theory pinwheels, coming to the Paddock to lay down some engaging in or interested in non-monogamous test your intellect with our communal stupid, fast, awesome and awful bangers! and polyamorous relationships. Let’s gather crosswords, and be sure to take part in the Nothing slower than 160BPM allowed. Hard to chat, discuss, debate & ask questions with inaugural Ed Hernshaw Memorial Butt bass, big noise, tiny voices, fun times!!! some experienced polycules. Wrestling Championship! Games, Party Party Discussion / Conversation Pleiadian Channeling Corporate Friyay Drinks Open Mic 3pm - 4pm at Wild Connections 4pm at Solarsails 2:30pm - 4pm at Pangea The Pleiades are a cluster of seven beautiful For those of us who are experiencing The mic and stage is open, how will you located in the of Taurus at withdrawals from the corporate world of choose to use it? Perhaps a poem, perhaps a a distance of 444.2 light-years. The stars are schmooze, come and join us for the classic song, perhaps a reading from your favourite said to be the seven daughters of Atlas. Many 5pm Friday work drinks! Top shelf wines and book. Join us for a relaxed of shared live humans are Pleiadian starseeds whose souls schmancy cheeses provided. Ties, blazers, entertainment, You never know quite what have chosen to incarnate on this plane to and shit conversation strongly advised. might happen. raise the vibration of Earth. I will channel this Public servants prohibited. Food & Drink Chillout, Discussion / Conversation, Performance Spirit frequency and share a message. Spiritual & Healing Improv Cocktail Fiesta Del Mu Mu 4pm at Tramp Stamp 3pm - 7pm at Mu Mu Land Prickasso Join us and blend the unexpected mix of Tropical Vibes ∆ Sweet Beats ∆ Slushy 3pm - 4:20pm at Funkhutt improv exercises and cocktail making. Cocktails Party Come release your inner creative with some Improv your cocktails and cocktail your painting.. With your genitalia. improv… Let’s figure out what an improv Arts & Crafts 18+ (Sexual Content) cocktail party is about, bring your favourite tipple and imaginary character for a real made up party. Food & Drink, Games 18+ (Alcohol)

24 EVENTS & ACTIVITIES - FRIDAY 29 JANUARY Inter-planetary wrestling Team Speed Jumbles Jangles: Revisited Hoop Potluck 4pm - 6pm at Space Cadets Hideout 4:19pm at Hooch ‘n’ Booch 5pm - 6pm at The Loose Lamp Battle your way out of the hold of a friend or You touched his wood last time, now he’s A potluck, except instead of food, bring a stranger and race for the ultimate prize – back for more! The name jenga is derived hoop move to share!! Let’s bust out of our being The Pointer in this ever- rotating from kujenga, a Swahili word which means hoop ruts. Bring your favourite hoop move wrestling game. Please wear clothes to keep “to build”. Jesus was a carpenter. Look, we’re (tech, dance, weird and wonderful all everyone comfy, and gentle wrastling only, no not saying that Jesus invented Jenga. But he encouraged) to teach the group and we can fightin! Games did. Come and ascend to new heights with us all learn from each other. Health & and a very special speedy team version of our Wellness KIWIBURN 2021 SKATE COMP lord’s favourite game, also known as Jumbles 4pm at Skate 3 Jangles. Chillout, Games Intergalactic Worm Wrestling Come be a part of Kiwiburn’s first skate 5pm - 7pm at Paradox comp. Meet at the Mini-ramp. Medicinal Cannabis 101 Species from all over the galaxy are invited Games 4:20pm at The Manifested Terrarium to partake in the intergalactic championship Come and join an informative discussion on or egg on their favourite contestant. Worm Public Servant Drinks medicinal cannabis, exploring the history, wrestling takes place on the ground with both 4pm at Solarsails pharmacology, latest developments and contestants embodying the physical qualities The corporate world is infiltrating legislation for medicinal cannabis in NZ. of a worm (Ie no use of arms and legs everywhere….even at a Burn…even at Talk / Lecture glued together). The aim is to pin down your Solarsails. In an act of defiance and protest opponent for 3 secs. we call all public servants for Friday evening Annual Sexy Banana Walk-off Games, Performance counter drinks! While they schmooze for the 4:30pm - 5:30pm at Devour & Delight dollar we schmooze for THE PEOPLE. Nothing A chance for Bananas big and small to strut Kuddlepuddle in the budget was allocated for this, so BYO their stuff (other non-binary fruit welcome) 5pm - 8pm at Funkhutt drinks and food (of course). Council staff, and perhaps win and be crowned the Come get cosy with us in the chill lounge at nurses, teachers and government workers Paddock’s “Sexiest Banana 2021″……. the Funkhutt. Some lush Lo-fi beats and lots of unite! Greatest Crown there is…. other than that cosy pillows and soft & squishy places to lax Food & Drink other crown in the Tower of London which about and watch the sun set. nobody has ever seen. Games 18+ Chillout 18+ (Sexual Content) Queefing workshop 4pm - 5pm at Octopussy Open Minds 2 Open Hearts Space frog’s live looping Have you ever wanted to learn how to play 4:30pm at Wild Connections 5pm - 6pm at Pangea the percussion/wind instrument that’s with A place for philosophical discussions! I want Space frog is back, slopping out some sticky you at all times? Then come along to the to discuss the theory of almost any idea and green loops to chill you and thrill you into Queef workshop to learn how to master the how it links or might link to the new and your evening Chillout, Party, Performance art of Queefing. Vagina essential. Please note: existing world we find ourselves a part of. This event is held at the art project – The Octopussy – Although almost any idea can be moulded The biggest 5G/chemicals/vaccines not the Theme Camp by a similar name. into an interesting discussion. If you are leapfrog game Health & Wellness, Workshop struggling, I will have a box of interesting 5pm at The Playhouse topics which can act as a great starting point. 5G/Chemicals/Vaccines are turning all the Slutty Fitness Discussion / Conversation frogs gay! Let’s make the biggest game of 4pm - 5pm at Swing Fling leapfrog first we make lil froggy hats and Being a slut IS a workout. Shamelessly own Board Games and Banter then we try and play all the way over the your sluttiness by wearing whatever the 5pm - 6pm at The Snuggery Paddock! fuck you want and thrusting your hips with Is it water on the knee? Come along to the Arts & Crafts, Games, Workshop attitude. Yes, there will be squats. Snuggery where we have a bunch of games to Health & Wellness play or bring your favourite games to teach to Wine and Cheese others. Become the next top Unocorn or prove 5pm - 8pm at Cape Carnival Spit Fire Poetry Slam your surgery masterskills at operation. Board Do you appreciate the finer things in life? 4pm - 5:30pm at Flojo games ensured, banter is not. Cellar aged wine, contintental cheese, For people that think they don’t like poetry Games Fri, Sun consummate deep house on a finely tuned (and folks that KNOW they do)! If you want system? Then this my friend, is not the party to slam then sign up on the day. 3 mins to Disco Crisco Twister for you. Drop by Cape Carnival to marvel as perform. 5 judges to score. A whole audience 5pm at Zef Camp our cadre of Eurotrash wanna-be DJs blast to appreciate! Hosted by RikTheMost. Take your clothes off and oil yourself up for a Stevie Nicks at you full volume, while you Discussion / Conversation, Performance large-scale battle royale of Twister the likes scoff down big block colby, and chateau de of which the Paddock has never seen (we cardboard. Come join us for… Wine and Throw Backs & Freshies – Acoustic think). Think your contortionist skills are Cheese. Food & Drink, Party Covers & Originals with Metta and Felix unmatched. Try it frictionless. Nudity not 4pm - 5pm at Pangea mandatory but encouraged. Lubricating oil Writing Poetry To Change The World – A Sit back, relax, enjoy the sun and the sweet provided by Zef Camp. Consent guidelines Spoken Word Workshop soothing sounds of classic tunes and strictly adhered to at this non-sexual event. 5pm - 6:30pm at Centre Camp brand-new hoons. Bring a cushion, a bite to Inappropriate behaviour will result in removal. How you gonna change the world? Instigate eat, or drop in for a cup of tea next door at Games 18+ dialogue, of course. In this performance the same time ^_^ Chillout, Performance poetry workshop, internationally-winning PILLOWFIGHT slam poet ArunDitha will show you how to 5pm - 5:30pm at Pillowtopia write and share a fiery poem to take the We’ve got the pillows……have you got the conversation to the next level. Boom. fight? BRING. IT. ON. Games Fri, Sat Discussion / Conversation, Workshop

18+ events are suitable for those aged 18 and over - please use your discretion on whether you’d like to attend. 25 1-Hour of Sims Soundtracks as DnB News at 6ish Shisha den 5:30pm - 6:30pm at Solarsails 6pm - 6:35pm at Camp Nipple Clamp 7pm - 9pm at Plague Kult Mall Rat. If the name doesn’t ring bells, the Live from the Paddock, CNC presents the Vape addict? Course you are. Anyway, come dulcet tunes will. Think Build Mode, think cutting edge of current affairs, sports, get old-school with us every evening 7-9pm Latin on the classic boom box you could only weather & stuff we make up on the spot. in our shisha-den. There is really no better just afford because you hadn’t discovered The news anchor might be cooking dinner. way to meet your new best-friend than over ‘motherlode’ yet and were still trying to make The weather person might be wearing no a bowl of delicious creamy nicotine. Trust us. it as a real, authentic Sim. Consider this also pants. The camera operator might be tripping + hot apple tea somewhat complimentary a rare opportunity to dress up as your (over). But goddammit, if it’s not the finest Chillout Wed, Thu, Fri, Sat, Sun 18+ favourite Sim. Commun snanna! Party journalistic coverage you’ve ever seen on this Paddock, I’ll eat my hat. Happening every Snuggle Puddle The Tantrum Workshop evening around 6ish. 7pm - 8pm at The Snuggery 5:30pm - 6pm at Paradox Discussion / Conversation, Performance, Talk / Wanting some sensual and consensual cuddle When was the last time you had a tears- Lecture Wed, Thu, Fri, Sat, Sun time? Come along and bury yourself amongst in-your-eyes, fling-your-toys-at-the-wall, bodies and pillows in our sheet-hut-horse- mumble-incoherently-at-the-world tantrum? Toxic Masculinity Hour truck and fill your touch bucket in whatever Prrrrobably too long. Come join us for a fun 6pm at No Breaks way feels right for you. Chillout Fri, Sun little workshop to bring out your inner spoilt Did you bring your toxic masculinity to the toddler, in the interests of stress relief / not Paddock but not quite sure where it belongs? The Naked Dinner having to be such a grown-arse adult all the Bring it to Camp No Brakes at 6pm Friday. 7pm - 10pm at Devour & Delight time.(PS: if you have kids, bring ‘em. They can We’ll provide the sun ripened do-bros and the A social adventure for curious minds. Undress probably teach us a thing or two.) tissues. You bring your bottled up emotions your body and mind through movement, Workshop and a thirst for toxicity. All genders welcome. colour, energy and sound. Performers will Moustaches provided or bring your own. ignite the embers of wild nature that lay Witches Ritual for Air Discussion / Conversation, Food & Drink, Party within us all. Release the fabric around 5:30pm - 7pm at Whytch Camp? you, breathe in the warmth and soak in the Anarchistic jam session-style magical ritual. Chai by night present space. Spaces limited, with a consent Breathe, and check in with yourself, other 7pm at Strange Brew talk beforehand. witches and the elements of Air. Cast circle, Join us for a cuppa and a sit down. Spiced Food & Drink, Performance 18+ invite elements, go between the worlds and hot chocolate and chai every night from dusk be Inspired before you Expire! till it runs out. Vegan friendly. The Queer Witch Project @ Witches Performance, Spiritual & Healing, Workshop Chillout, Food & Drink Wed, Thu, Fri, Sat, Sun Brews 7pm - 8:30pm at Whytch Camp? An Illustrated History of the Cushion Fond of Fondue Come get festive with the faeries and share a 6pm - 7pm at Pillowtopia 7pm at 1 out of 10: Continuous Improvement witches brew with fellow LGBTQI+ folks and In this seminar Pillowtopia will take you on a What have you got? And would it be better allied witches. Drinks – magical homebrews, guided tour of the cushion throughout the dipped in chocolate? You bet it would. Bring Divination – bring your tarot deck, and Dinner ages. Topics include famous cushions that yourself and anything fonduable along for a – a Cauldron of vegan soup to share! changed history, the precise difference fondue night at 1 Outta 10: Continuous Chillout, Discussion / Conversation, Food & Drink between a cushion and a pillow, and the Improvement. Chillout, Food & Drink squab: baby dove or cushion and should you Traditional Hookah sit on it? Talk / Lecture Gothic Country Rock with Tris 7pm - 8pm at Hookah Road 7pm - 8pm at Pangea Are you more of a fan of the traditional Fiyah in the Paddock A mix of gothic country rock and acoustic molasses/tobacco + coal hookah? If so pop 6pm - 7pm at The Creature Lab metal performed on the Pangea stage over and enjoy some deliciousness Think your camp got bars? Put your $hmacks Chillout, Performance Chillout Thu, Fri, Sat 18+ (Alcohol) where your mouth is and jump in the cypher. This is a rap battle, one outs at every camp Party button We’re bringing picklebacks, yeah! on the Paddock. Come get some. 7pm - 2am at Hookah Road 7pm - 8pm at Hookah Road Talk / Lecture 18+ (Alcohol) Do you like to party and love big red buttons? Come try a Black Rock City favourite, a Have we got a treat for you! Come push our cheeky shot of whisky and a pickle juice Freak Fashion Show button and dance your heart out 15 seconds chaser for extra hydration. The best way to 6pm - 8pm at Hijinxx at a time. Party Wed, Thu, Fri, Sat handle a pickle problem is to dill with it! Fancy walking the red carpet and drinking Food & Drink 18+ (Alcohol) mimosas? Well, sparkle up ponies and come Shibari for Beginners strut your stuff on our catwalk, the panel 7pm - 8pm at Very Alternative Gathering Band Night of judges will be showing no mercy as the Shibari is the Japanese art of rope bondage. 8pm - 2am at Pangea winner of our fashion show takes home a We will talk about safety considerations and Calling all Band member, and audiences. Now special prize! Stick around afterwards for the then you will learn the fundamental first tie is your chance to perform/ dance at Kiwiburn Freakshow of Shibari – single column tie. If we have time on a rocking stage with a thumping pa. Get Food & Drink, Party, Performance we can move on to another decorative or fun in contact with us at Pangea to book you’r tie. We will be running an intermediate class set on the lineup. Full backline provided and Next Level Contact Improv Dance on Saturday 2pm. Why knot join us? some instruments available. Bar will be open 6pm - 7pm at Flojo Workshop Thu, Fri 18+ (BDSM) and in full swing. For those with some experience or the very Food & Drink, Party, Performance eager who want to know what’s next… lifting, dynamics, how to keep the dance interesting, lab style class and jam. Workshop

26 EVENTS & ACTIVITIES - FRIDAY 29 JANUARY Freak Show Feature Doco Film – “Soldiers Without Hat & Robe Party 8pm - 1am at Hijinxx Guns” 9pm - 2am at Tangerine Steeze Freakshow Friday is back in town and you 8:30pm - 10pm at Existentially Bent Got a hat? Got a robe? This will be the party know how we roll! Epic DJ’s and full freak The riveting journey of NZ Soldiers as they for you. Carrying on our longstanding attire please Party land unarmed into the heat of a 10 year tradition, our annual Hat & Robe Party is the civil war using only the weapons of Music, silkiest, steeziest event on the Paddock. DJ’s MCC Sound Takeover Maori Culture and Love to create peace. This will be spinning the finest tunes to move and 8pm - 6am at Mint Country Club radical idea of sending soldiers without groove to, so come join us and dance the Come and witness MCC explode into the guns was a world first. This film shines a night away in style! Party mintest and greenest sound camp yet, one light on the untold story, of unsung heroes night only! G&T if you dress up green  Gin, who used Guitars instead of Guns. The film Intergalactic Radio tonic donations appreciated. Party is NZ highest rated doco according to IMDB 9pm - 11pm at Paradox at 9.2/10 Tune into the frequencies of the Paddock. Sexy Sousaphone, Sax, Strings and other Arts & Crafts, Discussion / Conversation, Talk / Create your own show. Hear fables of things Lecture far-flung friends. Who the heck knows what 8pm - 9pm at Pangea waves you’ll catch. Enter the green room or Do you like sound? I sure do. Do you like it Fire Safety Briefing blue room for an audiological experience when the groove hits and you go, mmmmm. 8:30pm - 9pm at Flojo you’ll be sure to forget. Well then, do I have the event for you. Get Short Briefing on how to spin fire safely at Chillout, Performance on down for a boogie with a dynamic trio of Flojo. For those wishing to unleash the flow in musicians, bringing a mixture of sousaphone/ the fire circle, please attend one of our fire Dustin Diesel & The Slow Burn Bastards sax, trumpet, guitar, vocals, and drum kit! safety briefings. Fire circle will open after 9:30pm - 10:30pm at Pangea Bring your dancing shoes, your boogie sunset. Workshop Wed, Thu, Fri Throw down, get ruckus. Dustin Diesel & The body, and your sparkly paraphernalia for an Slow Burn Bastards are bringing the fire, unforgettable luncheon Flojo presents: Friday Full Moon Fantasia some high energy classic thrashy and sludgy Party, Performance, Spiritual & Healing 8:30pm at Flojo bangers, with a sprinkling of original secret Be entranced as the talented creatures of sauce. Get down, bang ya head, sing/scream Swing Fling Cabaret Flojo tell you a legendary tale through fire along. For fans of Alice in Chains, Primus, 8pm - 10pm at Swing Fling and movement. Come to see gods, creatures, Jonas Brothers, System Of A Down etc. Bar Come join us for an extravaganza, featuring magic, fire, and everything in between. will be open  a display and array of performers from all Performance Food & Drink, Party, Performance around the Paddock. Looking for more talent so if you’ve got something you want to show Very Alternative Play Party Devour & Delight: Wild Things case, then come to our camp and speak 8:30pm - 2am at Very Alternative Gathering 10pm - 2am at Devour & Delight to Kate or Jordan. BYO cushion/blanket (or Explore the sensual art of BDSM, make use Our biggest celebration yet! Come enjoy our couch) to make yourself comfortable. Don’t of our custom made equipment and get high luscious space, aerial performers, DJs and forget your vessel for the bar serving up on endorphins! Warning: This adult party delights. Embrace your wild side and wear delicious cocktails and there will be popcorn. has a prerequisite to attend “kinky safety your sexist outfit, lingerie, animal print, furs Performance 18+ (Alcohol) & etiquette, consent negotiation” workshop or nothing at all – whatever makes you feel 3pm Friday. The exciting but safe, sane and most alive. We embrace all things sensual, The Bizarre Bazaar consensual play party at KB20 was such a sexy and delicious, with consent and respect 8pm at Paradox success that we have brought it back this always. Come one, come all, to the strangest night year! Party 18+ (Sexual Content) market in the galaxy. Feast your tastebuds Party 18+ (Sexual Content, BDSM) on delicacies from the Outer Rim, bat away Fashion Glow space-oil salesaliens, addle your brain with An Uncivilised Post-Apocalyptic 10pm - 10:30pm at Camp 8 Butts substances that are banned on at least 42 Civilisation Bar Party Calling all fashion lovers, fashion divas, Council controlled worlds; and much, much 9pm - 12am at Bedlam Apocalyptica fashion victims, and those with a passion for more. One night only! A bar built from found and foraged treasure light-up fashion! We want you to strut your Discussion / Conversation, Food & Drink, Party and staffed by post-apocalyptic rogues. Pull stuff at Camp 8 Butts Annual Fashion Glow. 18+ (Alcohol, Sexual Content) up a pew, and enjoy a drink or two at the end Dress to impress in your best LED/light up/ of the world. Our bar staff will regale you glowing ensemble, hit the catwalk, impress A Freaky Night at the Cantina with salacious stories from beyond the pale the crowd, and you might win the ‘Brightest 8:15pm - 2am at Paradox while they pour a delicious drink right on on the Paddock’ trophy. Prizes for every Shake your tail like a Hutt in heat with a night intya apoca-lips. Serving A-hop-calyptics and entrant. Register today at Camp 8 Butt! of psychedelic space disco, space-western Apoc-elixir. Come for heaps vibes and heaps Performance techno and freaky organic beats—FEATURING: party. Food & Drink, Party Voidwalker, Beacon Bloom and other special High Rollers Night guests! Bounty hunters permitted, but thermal Fire Spin Jam 10pm - 1am at The Creature Lab detonators WILL be confiscated. Dress up 9pm - 2am at Flojo Win big, drink for free, recommodify your along space-western lines is strongly Flojo hosts the hottest jam on the Paddock. Burn with a night at the Creature Casino encouraged! Party 18+ (Alcohol) Show off your skills in the fire circle or come Games and see all the impressive fire skills on show. Twilight Fire Spinning Party, Performance Wed, Thu, Fri, Sat, Sun 8:15pm - 9pm at Paradox Flow into the night with a fire jam! Bring your toys, and we’ll provide the fuel & safety equipment. Performance Wed, Fri

18+ events are suitable for those aged 18 and over - please use your discretion on whether you’d like to attend. 27 Third Eye Hi-Fi A/V Narrative Purity Pool of Soft Friends Ashes to Ashes 10pm - 10:30pm at Third Eye Hi-Fi All Day at The Playhouse 9:30am - 10:30am at The Connection Section /// BOOT SEQUENCE INITIATED… Tell me your secrets or confess your sins: Yoga and Bowie What else is there to say? /// SENDING DIGITAL PAYLOAD TO PHYSICAL Spill the Fluff! Then you can wade, leap and Let’s make some shapes, shed our old skin, VESSEL… dive into the softest of the soft, the and turn to face the strange. Gentle yoga, /// UNPACKING.. paddley-poolest that is the coolest! Once live acoustic guitar and vocals all dedicated /// ERROR CODE 422 UNPROCESSABLE you’ve been cleansed of your impurities, we to Mr Bowie. ENTITY… want you to come relax in this micro sea of Chillout, Health & Wellness, Spiritual & Healing [Audio Visual experience of the A.I.’s journey soft toys and dreams. Chillout, Discussion / to earth!] Conversation Thu, Fri, Sat Absinthe Breakfast Party, Performance Fri, Sun 10am - 11am at No Breaks Robin Hood Hootenanny Need a hair of the dog? Or just a pick-me-up Drum and Bass All Day at The Forest before a big day on the Paddock? Come on over 10:30pm - 3am at Third Eye Hi-Fi Have a go shooting a bow. Harmony, focus to celebrate being alive and frothy at No A night of drum and bass – a journey through and heart shots. Try your hand at the ancient Brakes with a hand crafted absinthe breakfast all styles. Party and powerful practice of archery. drink to get your day off to a great start. Limit Games Fri, Sat, Sun of 1 drink per person. First in first serve, when Hairy Love we run out, we’re out! Food & Drink, Health & 10:30pm - 11pm at Pangea Roots, Reggae, Dub & Steppas Wellness, Party Fri, Sat 18+ (Alcohol) Dank stoner metal, drum bass duo All Day at Third Eye Hi-Fi Food & Drink, Party, Performance A whole day of high vibration selections to Baristacats Cat Cafe ease you into the Burn and some Steppas to 10am - 11am at Pepperland Grains Live send you into the night. Chillout, Party Located right on the Paddock, a curious 11pm - 12am at Pangea assortment of cats, gifting tea and coffee and Live double deluge soundscapes playing Band JAM receiving pats! You may pet the cats and play alongside live drumming for y’all ear holes 12am - 2am at Pangea with the cat toys or just swing on down to Food & Drink, Party, Performance Really want to play on band night, but got enjoy our catmosphere! no band? We got you! Come along and let us Chillout, Food & Drink Fri, Sat Wonder The Wasteland know what instrument you play, and will form 11pm - 1am at Bedlam Apocalyptica a band just for you to Headline band night at Burner Breakfast Our civilisation will be lit up nightly for you to Pangea. Liquid courage supplied. 10am - 11am at Devour & Delight wonder the wasteland. Enter at your own risk. Party, Performance, Spiritual & Healing Devour and Delight’s proud gift to the Arts & Crafts, Chillout, Party Thu, Fri, Sat Paddock is a yummy daily breakfast with a Human Music sexy little twist. Come get your daily Detroit Coney Dogs 12am - 6am at Space Cadets Hideout deliciousness with us! May contain: nudity, 11:59pm - 1am at Temple Paddock After studying the music of your planet we erotica, eggs. Food & Drink, Performance Back again for the second year, your favourite have decided “we quite like it!” Wed, Thu, Fri, Sat, Sun 18+ (Sexual Content) Detroiters are serving up those legendary Chillout Fri, Sat coney dogs – a Detroit style hot dog – that, Hair of the Space Dog according to one dude last year, “changed DARK JAZZ all up in yo bizzniss 10am at Space Cadets Hideout my life.” New for 2021: a vegetarian option. If 3am - 4am at The Creature Lab ‘Hair of the Dog’.. but with a twist, it’s in you’re gluten free, bring your own bun! Yazz like youve never heard it from the space. Oooooo. Stop by on Friday at midnight. Mustard and beautiful Serene, deep, dark and full of stonk. Food & Drink Sat, Sun 18+ (Alcohol) onions, no substitutions. We’ll be wearing Chillout gloves and safely handling food. Kirtan Food & Drink AcroYoga Class + Jam! 10am - 11am at The Loose Lamp 9am - 11am at Swing Fling We will gather together in circle to sing a Desperate to get your shoulders in some feet? series of kirtan chants. If you have an What about some knees in some hands? instrument to share, any are welcome in this SATURDAY 30 JANUARY Whatever body parts you’ve wanted to casual celebration and vigorous heart connect, we can show you how! Acroyoga is activation. A few mantras to expect may be Remember to check out the Ongoing Events on fun and adaptable partner acrobatic yoga. Adi Shakti, Guru Ram Das, and Ra Ma Da Sa. page 9 too! With an hour of learning for the beginners Kirtan is the Universal language of Spirit, the followed by an hour of play and practise. No song of the Soul, where all voices merge Just Breathe and Let Go need to BYO partner, but please wear together as One. It is a means of finding our All Day at Warm Fuzzy Doodleboppers something you can do yoga in and bring a way back to Spiritual & Healing Need to let go? Come and place your hands bottle of water. Workshop on the board and let the fairies take your Kundalini Yoga with Devita worries away. Waking up meditation & poetry 10am - 10:55am at Camp Devita Spiritual & Healing Fri, Sat, Sun 9am at Solarsails The not-too-early-but-slightly-early morning Guided meditation by Sam Harris and a poetry Kundalini Yoga class at the Shrine of Devita Oracle Readings reading by David Whyte, both from the Waking is back! Stretch, breathe, wring last night All Day at Warm Fuzzy Doodleboppers Up app. Reflective musings thereafter out of your body and set your energy right Need some guidance? Come and check out Discussion / Conversation, Health & Wellness, for the day ahead with some cosmic tantric our Oracle cards and give yourself a reading. Spiritual & Healing Thu, Fri, Sat yoga. Bring a blanket or towel to sit on (or Spiritual & Healing Fri, Sat, Sun just lay down if that’s what you need to do). Complementary electrolytes provided ☆ Health & Wellness, Spiritual & Healing Thu, Fri, Sat, Sun

28 EVENTS & ACTIVITIES - SATURDAY 30 JANUARY Lyra and trapeze play Surf Lesson On Land Farming for a better world 10am - 12pm at Swing Fling 10:30am - 11am at Camp No Fun 11am - 12pm at Wild Connections All levels (Plus musicians wanted to do sound The Camp No Fun Surf School is one of the Farmer, conservationist and tourism business effects). Come learn a simple sequence, then best and most sought-after land surfing owner Dan Steele will speak about keeping we will step it up a notch by adding class and schools in the country. We offer qualified the world wild, how we need to reduce sass, costumes and accessories along with professional instructors in a safe and fun beauvericin and promote personal sound effects. (Music people this is where we environment, guaranteed to get you shredding responsibility. We’ve lost touch with Mother need you) We will work in groups to improvise on the Paddock’s top-quality waves. Come Nature, let’s figure out how we can reconnect a wee play/story while interacting with the hang ten among the tents and drop on the d with the land. Talk / Lecture other beans. Bring your level 10. floor. Bring a wetsuit – surf’s looking pretty Workshop Thu, Sat gnarly. Workshop Good Morning, Kiwiburn! 11am - 11:45am at Camp Nipple Clamp Morning Aerobics Ask the Sexpert Move over, John Campbell (you handsome 10am - 11am at Flojo 11am - 12:15pm at Eros Temple SOAB)! Bring ya coffee and your toast over Warm ups, stretches, and frothy exercise. All Sexologist and former escort Bia Bliss will to the Camp Nipple Clamp TV for the best in abilities welcome. Workshop answer all your burning questions around sex, Breakfast info-tain-ment television. Featuring relationships and bedroom related queries. hosts with hangovers, the news from Pillows and Poses Discussion / Conversation 18+ (Sexual yesterday, special interest pieces, interviews 10am - 11am at Pillowtopia Content) with people you’ve never heard of and Flowy, fresh and fluffy. The art of meditation infomercials for products you never knew you and yoga have been practiced for centuries Bacon Bloody Brunch needed – this is morning tellie at its finest. but never before with this level of cushion 11am at The Sensory Dispensary Discussion / Conversation, Performance, Talk / cradling comfort. Both meditation and a Bacon! Bloody Marys! Burn day festivities! Lecture grounding yoga flows will be available. Come kick Saturday off in style at the sensory Pillows provided. BYO yoga mat if one is dispensary and join us for girding of loins, Intuitive Yoga desired. Health & Wellness whetting of whistles, and bringing home of 11am - 12:30pm at Pangea bacon. Food & Drink, Party 18+ (Alcohol) Yoga for the people! Vinyasa inspired session Sanctuary Circles with breathing techniques, and balancing 10am - 11am at Sanctuary Beginner and Intermediate Poi: Stall poses. Need some mindful connection? A holding Chasers Health & Wellness, Spiritual & Healing, Workshop space for thoughts and feelings? A way 11am - 12pm at Flojo to kick off your day with intention? From Come along to learn new techniques or brush Intuitive Yoga Thursday – Sunday, Sanctuary will be hosting up your skills. Workshop focusing on Stall 11am - 12:30pm at Pangea a sharing circle in our drop-in space where Chasers. Workshop Yoga for the people! Join me on your mat you can check in with community, ground into for a Vinyasa inspired flow session with a mindful vibe, and emerge feeling resourced Bored Meeting some chilled out beats. No previous yoga and supported. 11am - 11:30am at Camp No Fun experience required, but please bring water Discussion / Conversation, Health & Wellness, As per our previous email, please see below and a big smile  Spiritual & Healing Thu, Fri, Sat, Sun for information on the upcoming Camp No Chillout, Health & Wellness Fun bored meeting. Discussion points include Whirl Pool in the Soup folding socks, the weather and retirement Nude Life Drawing with Jeff Goldblum 10am - 12pm at Cosmic Soup plans. Also on the agenda: favourite shades 11am - 1pm at Zef Camp The classic children’s game comes to of beige and the pros and cons of the This isn’t, uh, so different, uhhhhhhhh than Kiwiburn! Water you doing reading this? Come missionary position. Yawning is encouraged, the average naked er nude (nude is it?) join the collective soup! Take turns creating smiling is not. drawing event you see. Ah yes, we’ll be the largest whirlpool you’ll see all week! Talk / Lecture playing hours of Jeff Goldblum interviews and Chillout, Games monologues while folks pose for sketches in Bra Bootcamp the buff. Worried you’ll be too hung-over to Contact Improv Jam 11am - 12pm at Hookah Road participate? Worry not because life…uh, finds 10:30am - 12pm at Tangerine Steeze From a Burner who spent 3 years working a way. Artists and models welcome. Let’s play together, through movement as a bra fitter, come chat about popular Arts & Crafts Thu, Sat and connection. Contact improvisation is a misconceptions, understanding sizing, and the movement practice where the point of contact most common mistakes people make when Story Time with Scarlett between two bodies is the point of movement buying. BYO bras if you’d like to get your 11am - 12pm at The Snuggery exploration. It can be fun, surprising, moving current sizing checked, or find out what to Come along and share some picture books and alll sorts of other emotions – but mostly look for next time you go bra shopping. with the fabulous Scarlett Yohandson, while FUN! Short basic class will turn into a jam. Discussion / Conversation, Talk / Lecture, Workshop snuggling down in the Snuggery. Appropriate Performance, Workshop for Burners of all ages. Cock worship talk Chillout Thu, Sat Sharing Circle 11am - 12pm at Devour & Delight 10:30am - 11:30am at Existentially Bent Join our sexperts for a celebration of the We sit together and listen to each other as phallus, in a safe and clothes-on discussion we speak one at a time. No interruptions, no setting. All genders welcome. questions, confidential. Discussion / Conversation 18+ (Sexual Spiritual & Healing Thu, Fri, Sat, Sun Content)

18+ events are suitable for those aged 18 and over - please use your discretion on whether you’d like to attend. 29 Pheromone Dating Massage and Cupping Origami folding at Temple 11:15am - 12:45pm at Swing Fling 12pm - 1pm at Octopussy Garden 1pm - 2pm at The Temple Take a nose dive into olfactory attraction – Suction cupping combined with massage to All welcome for the final Peace Crane origami sniff out your partner or find your chemical stimulate blood flow in the deeper tissues to session at the Temple. match! In this experiment we’ll explore the the hypodermis will be applied during a short Folding 1000 cranes is known as senbazuru intensity, allure and potential repulsiveness introductory session. The benefit of a release ( 千 羽 鶴 ) Japanese legend suggests we of human scent. PREREQUISITES Wear a clean of toxins can manifest in many ways from will be granted a wish by the Gods. We wish unscented t-shirt to bed for 2-3 nights prior. easing muscle tension and promoting cell for peace among Worlds! ☮ No deodorants, perfumes or oils – don’t regeneration to alleviating anxiety. Arts & Crafts contaminate your scent. Limited clean shirts Health & Wellness, Spiritual & Healing 18+ available at Swing Fling, collect by Thursday Peace Crane origami folding Workshop 18+ Sexy Yoga 1pm - 3pm at ARTery 12pm - 1pm at Devour & Delight Join us folding 1000 origami cranes for Chai Time Come and find your inner god or goddess peace! Folded cranes will be hung from the 11:30am at Existentially Bent as you move with us and connect with your wings of Peace Crane. Come relax and enjoy We will share a big pot of rooibos chai richly sexyness. Wear as little as required or the benefits of origami, first timers welcome! spiced with a unique blend lingerie so you can flex and move, breathing Arts & Crafts, Workshop Chillout, Food & Drink, Health & Wellness your strength and sexuality through your Thu, Fri, Sat, Sun being. Silks-jam-o-ram Health & Wellness, Workshop 18+ (Sexual 1pm - 2:30pm at Swing Fling Ice Baths Content) Aerialist Jam-o-ram, Experienced Aerialists, 11:30am - 12:30pm at Camp No Fun Intermediate to Advanced. Creating a space to What could be less fun than submerging hippy trip share some silks skills, with a focus on rolls, yourself in near freezing water? Head on over 12:03pm - 7:37pm at Mint Country Club (They see me rolling!) or whatever other weird to Camp No Fun for a rundown on breathing Helping unsuspecting hippies have the trip of and wonderful things you want to share. This techniques and the benefits of ice baths, their lives Games, Spiritual & Healing workshop is aimed at beans who have had before taking the plunge. Nipples… who needs Wed, Thu, Fri, Sat, Sun aerial experience and have something to em’ anyway? share or want to come and play. Rigging Workshop Kiwiburn Art Car Rally 2021 points limited. Workshop 1pm - 2pm at The Effigy Power of Play Come and watch Solarsail’s 2020 Kiwiburn art Slutty Aerobics 11:30am - 12:30pm at Tangerine Steeze car rally champion, The Lazy Tortoise, defend 1pm - 2pm at Devour & Delight A silly fun time with a dose of realness. We’ll her title from art cars from across the An Aerobics-ish/very dance-ish weeerkshop play social games together to reveal power Paddock. Three events, 1. Who is the fastest designed to shamelessly unleash the sacred dynamics and the dark edges of how we (must stay within art car speed limit) 2. How slut within. Expect a heart throbbing, hip interact in groups. Using the power of play to many people can fit aboard? 3. Who has can opening, pleasure dripping experience. Semi support individuals and groups to thrive. make the most noise? The winner out of 3 will clothed. Lingerie encouraged. No touching. All Games be awarded the Kiwiburn Art Car Rally cup. genders welcome. If you’re sensitive to filthy Games hip hop, don’t come. Touch Yourself: Breast Massage Health & Wellness 18+ (Sexual Content) 11:30am at Solarsails Lead Acid Battery Revival Calling all breast-bearing beings! Time to 1pm - 2pm at Pangea Taskmaster Tyran’s Quizzical Quests connect with your luscious lumps and heart You thought that battery was ruined? NOT 1pm at The Playhouse space. Massage oil will be provided but BYO SO! bring your dead acid batteries to this A great evil has taken the realm. Join the if you have something a lil special that you’d workshop learn a bunch of tricks of the trade fight to save this world. Talk to your local prefer. This 30 minute workshop will be a guaranteed to breathe new life into your Questgiver today, to see how you can do your guided breast massage session from a non- failing cells. Success guaranteed or Workshop part! Games Thu, Fri, Sat, Sun certified but enthusiastic breast masseuse. presenter will submit to your spanking. Workshop 18+ Discussion / Conversation, Talk / Lecture, Workshop The Brussels Sprout BBQ with some Bloody Hot Bloody Marys Affairs of honour Medieval Fête?! 1pm - 2:30pm at Camp No Fun 12pm - 1pm at Royal Tea 1pm - 3pm at Mint Country Club Back by popular demand (we heard you crying Come one come all to our fantastical arena A very silly, historically inaccurate medieval for more), is Camp No Fun’s deliciously out- to test your swordsmanship against our party. Think bardcore karaoke, jousting, of-season brussels sprout barbecue! Come valiant knights. Learn and practice, or enter jesters and maybe a horse?? Bring costumes, join us for a fry up of healthy but horribly the tournament to win a kiss from one of our goblets and anything to help you party like mundane vegetables. Feeling bored? Try some beautiful dragon prey, or maybe a different it’s 1443. of our vege kebabs, marinated in our total kind of kiss is waiting for you. Fighting is not Games, Party, Performance fuck you hot sauce, or sip on a bloody hot your thing? Unimportant, come and behold the bloody Mary and see how that tickles your beautiful warriors while conversing with our Optimism Tournament bits. BYO cup, plate, cutlery & gas mask. lovely castle occupants over a spot of tea. 1pm - 2pm at Camp Incoherent Food & Drink Food & Drink, Games, Workshop Thu, Fri, Sat If your house is on fire, do you think “Great! I’ll get the marshmallows!” If your house is Udder Art Bloody Mary Confessional on fire and chasing you down the road, do 1pm - 2pm at Wild Connections 12pm - 3pm at Mu Mu Land you start your stopwatch and try for a Strip yourself back to your natural state, Confess your Sins ∆ Take your Punishment ∆ personal best? Find out who the most express yourself or allow us to express on Receive your Reward optimistic people on the Paddock are. Team you. Body paint provided. Feel free to bring Food & Drink, Performance, Spiritual & Healing and individual entries welcome. If you win, along your own embellishments. 18+ (Alcohol, Sexual Content, BDSM) you’ll love the prize! Games Arts & Crafts

30 EVENTS & ACTIVITIES - SATURDAY 30 JANUARY Vulva Painting Food for All Storm the Castle 1pm - 3pm at The Loose Lamp 2pm - 3pm at food for all feast 2pm - 3pm at Royal Tea Who doesn’t love lady land? This is a We are delighted to be able to cook for all The Barbarians are coming to destroy our workshop for all Vulva admirers to express of us, vegetarians, vegans and meat eaters. home, to our new champions we bestow upon their appreciation for the source of all life. Feel free to come before serving time and you the sacred duty of defending the castle Learn to paint, with the best inspiration of all. have a look at our camp members preparing from the unwashed masses. To all others, Haven’t painted before? Don’t worry – we’ll and cooking an Argentinean “asado”, a great come unleash your barbarian rage and revel briefly cover colour mixing and strokes so you traditional way of cooking large amount of in our castle becoming not quite OSH friendly can capture that Vajayjay just so! Artists and food on fire. We look forward to see you all to to climb on. models welcome! Respect a must! share a meal with us. Food & Drink, Games, Spiritual & Healing Arts & Crafts, Spiritual & Healing 18+ Food & Drink Fri, Sat The ARTery Presents….”The Art Wheel Of Misfortune Goth Pik’nick Wankers” – Art Tour 1pm - 2:30pm at Camp No Fun 2pm at Plague Kult 2pm - 4pm at ARTery Step on up, step on up ladies and gentlemen, Come one, come all and dine! We shall gather We are the “Art Wankers!….Going on a tour”! and tempt your fate with the wheel of at PLAGUE.KULT at darkNoon (2pm) to be led Meet at the ARTery to join the conga-line as Miss Fortune. She’s cheeky, she’s sassy, astray amongst the dappled shade of our we bounce between art installations. Listen unforgiving and surprising. Maybe you’ll sombre glade. Bring your best rotten nibbles for the megaphone & jump on and off as you strike lucky and find yourself with an ice-cold or just your festy corpse to be chewed over. like. Includes special cameo appearances mimosa – or maybe you’ll end up getting a Dresscode=bats , strictly no sparkles/ from internationally renowned conceptual practice Covid test. There are prizes to be won rainbows/light walkers. Chillout, Food & Drink boundary pushing artist ‘Hirepool’. Minimalist for those that carry her burdens graciously. conceptual prizes for ‘Art Wank’ bingo. BYO Only the wheel will reveal. BYO cup. Home brew sharing arts degree, silliness & sun protection Games 2pm - 3pm at Pangea (brolly)! Arts & Crafts, Discussion / Bring your home made brews to share with Conversation, Talk / Lecture Special K’s One in the Hole other home brew enthusiasts. Discuss and 1:05pm at Hooch ‘n’ Booch share successes, failures, ideas, and dreams. Ecstatic Dance Throw a bag at a hole; if you get it, take a activities may include blind taste testing, 2:30pm - 3:30pm at Hooch ‘n’ Booch shot of our magical elixir… furtherest flung judging, and critiques for those who want Our intention is to guide you into embodied bag-in-the-hole wins! them. Discussion / Conversation, Food & Drink, consciousness through heightened awareness Games 18+ (Alcohol) Talk / Lecture 18+ (Alcohol) of the Self, expressed through free movement. AKA a fun dance party to ignite Thai Massage Class Live Looping 101: Being Your Own Band your inner fire and burn bright, opening you 1:30pm - 2:30pm at Octopussy Garden 2pm - 3pm at Flojo to limitless potential. Share Thai Massage with a buddy or two (BYO Too much of a control freak to be in a band? Party, Spiritual & Healing, Workshop or be open to connecting with someone new) Live looping could be for you! This beginner Be guided through 30min of massage (add level tutorial welcome anyone to come learn Fumbling in the Dark sunblock for extra protection and flow) and the basics of using a loop pedal. Workshop 2:30pm - 4pm at Devour & Delight then switch. Who likes naughtiness, blindfolds and food? Health & Wellness, Spiritual & Healing, Workshop Mindful Snacking Devour & Delight do! Find your partner 2pm - 3pm at Solarsails in a crowd of people, wearing nothing Alien Rebirth Gently run your fingertips over the crinkle cut but blindfolds. The finalists compete in a 2pm - 4pm at Space Cadets Hideout of a crisp. Indulge in the plump curves of a naughty-off to find hidden food on their Crawl into Space Cadets’ cosmic womb for a popcorn. Do raisins smell? Mindful snacking partner’s body... using their mouths only. celestial rebirth, enter as human and leave uncovers the sublime sensuousness of Yum! Ethical touching only, with a consent wearing the colours of the universe as a ordinary snacks. Everything vegan unless workshop for all participants. new born baby alien. (Body paints ethically marked. Bring a cup and your favourite snack Games, Workshop 18+ (Sexual Content) sourced from sustainable farms in the experience along to share. Hand sanitiser Cosmos 7 region – provided. Food & Drink, Spiritual & Healing Annoying Noises ) 3pm - 4pm at The Loose Lamp Arts & Crafts Shibari for Intermediate Level Do you have a good annoying noise? Do you 2pm - 3:15pm at Very Alternative Gathering want to add more to your artillery? Come Cushionlympics If you have previous experience or you’ve join us in an expression of all the noises our 2pm - 3pm at Pillowtopia attended our beginners classes on Thursday mums told us to never do again while she’s The traditional Pillowtopian practice of and Fri 7pm, then you might be ready for driving or you’d have to walk home. cushion-sports celebrates Pillowtopia’s something a little more intricate. Here we will Spiritual & Healing, Workshop proudest moment: the 1983 capture of a be looking at extending our knowledge and gang of marauding fluff into an ingeniously sharing our skills. Maybe a simple chest or Bi-visibili-tea constructed fabric bag. Join us as we hip harness. So many possibilities. 3pm - 4pm at Whytch Camp? embrace inclusiveness and open this Workshop 18+ (BDSM) The Queer Witch Project presents Bi-visibili- event to outsiders. Sports include cushion tea: Can you spot a bisexual in the wild? I weightlifting, cushion high jump, outrunning Spell Dolls know I can’t! Come find some new friends the cushion, cushion sumo, cushion 2pm - 3pm at Whytch Camp? and rediscover old ones over a cup of tea. gymnastics, and the cushion dance-off. Come and conjure a magical creature…. work Welcome to bi/pan/questioning/other. Games with herbs, petitions, colours and cords to Discussion / Conversation, Food & Drink, Health & bring to life a living spell doll. Materials Wellness supplied… astral children birthed at your own risk. Arts & Crafts, Spiritual & Healing, Workshop

18+ events are suitable for those aged 18 and over - please use your discretion on whether you’d like to attend. 31 Booty Bounce Twerkshop Sound bath Round of the world in 8 beats 3pm at Very Alternative Gathering 3pm - 4pm at Existentially Bent 4pm - 7pm at Mint Country Club Come and learn some poppin’ moves to make The Sound Bath experience is a deep Come for a ride with Phileas Fogg around the that booty move like an assquake, we’ve got meditation that allows you to lay down and globe. MCC is opening its borders with an some seasoned booty bouncers here and we receive healing through the powerful vibration in-flight service of gins n tonics (if you wear wanna share some sweet moves! Once we’ve of sound. Leave stress behind and truly green of course). Gin, tonic donations all got acquainted with our derrières, we’ve unwind as you access deeper brain wave appreciated. Party got some lapdance tips and tricks: the do’s states. You will experience deep relaxation and don’t’s of the lap, if you will! and a feeling of profound peace and well- Science Night! Performance, Workshop 18+ (Sexual Content) being in body, mind and spirit. 4pm - 7pm at Centre Camp Spiritual & Healing Thu, Fri, Sat Come join us for the legendary learning Capoeira with Karl experience and long-standing tradition that 3pm - 4pm at Cool School Camp Human battleships is Science Night. From cyborgs to kraken to Introduction to Capoeira for big kids, little 3:30pm - 4:30pm at Popcorner consciousness, the finest (potentially drunk) kids, beginners and Burners. This playful and Ever played the board game BATTLE SHIPS? scientists on the Paddock will present their friendly martial art is a great way to learn Well this is the same but with wet muddy research in 5 – 6 minute lightning talks and body control and acrobatics, so join us at sponges and stationary humans separated by submit for jeer review. Let’s get educated! the Cool School for some alternative body our beloved big blue tarp. Talk / Lecture medicine  Games Thu, Sat Performance, Workshop Forest of Forbidden Fruits NWF 5pm - 6pm at The Forest Effigy Burn Performers Fire Briefing 3:30pm - 5pm at Funkhutt Find us in a shady bush for a refreshing shot 3pm - 4pm at Flojo The NWF is back for its 4th year on Paddock! or some tasty fruit R18. For all fire performers who would like to take Witnesses the world’s greatest spectator Food & Drink 18+ (Alcohol) part in the Effigy Burn performance must sport as our warriors battle for ultimate glory. attend this fire safety briefing. Games 18+ (Violence) PILLOWFIGHT Talk / Lecture 5pm - 5:30pm at Pillowtopia Authentic Relating with Laurie King We’ve got the pillows……have you got the Hot shot roulette 4pm - 6pm at The Connection Section fight? BRING. IT. ON. Games Fri, Sat 3pm - 4pm at No Breaks Keen to connect deeply and quickly? Want to risk making or breaking your Burn Authentic Relating is for you. This Witches Ritual for Fire night? Come on over and try a shot of no ‘interpersonal meditation’ is the practice 5:30pm - 7pm at Whytch Camp? brakes hand-crafted spirits… but someone of listening and speaking from a place of Anarchistic jam session-style magical ritual. won’t enjoy it, that’s a promise. presence and sensation, allowing us to weave Group witches checkin, how’s your inner Food & Drink, Games 18+ (Alcohol) richer and more truthful connections. flame feeling? Cast circle, invite elements, go Discussion / Conversation, Spiritual & Healing, Talk between the worlds, and blaze! Followed by Multi-Sensory Massage / Lecture feasting and drinks at Witches Brews 3pm - 5pm at Swing Fling Performance, Spiritual & Healing, Workshop Do your senses need tantalizing? Feeling Beginner Rope Dart tense or just craving some relaxing massage 4pm - 5pm at Flojo Beginner and Intermediate Staff with a sensual twist? Drop into swing fling Intro to rope dart learn basic wraps and 6pm - 7pm at Flojo and we’ll show you a few moments of bliss. patterns to start your journey with rope dart. Learn the ways of staff spinning from basic Sessions will be 15 minutes each and we will Practice rope darts provided. Workshop techniques to improving your flow. Pratice have a sign-up sheet in the camp throughout staffs availed to use. Workshop the week so you can secure a spot. Classical Hour with Skittles Health & Wellness 18+ (Sexual Content) 4pm - 6pm at Devour & Delight Interpretive Dance Karaoke Be soothed and delighted at Devour & Delight 6pm - 7pm at Zef Camp People’s Court of the Paddock for the ‘Skittles Classical Hour’. Great waltz We play a pop song, you do an interpretive 3pm - 5pm at The Playhouse music to dance to as well other dances dance that you make up on the spot. How do Natasha I-D-G-A-F, is back with the newest (Follies Bergere anyone?). Also featuring you mime out “I’m not that innocent!” or reality Paddock show for 2021! Is your camp great classical choral pieces to inspire, “When you call my name…” or “Gotta make having arguments about who stole who’s Beethoven’s Choral symphony and Delibes’s way for that Homo Superior”? We don’t know. bananas, or are you having inter-camp war Flower Duet from Lakme, an example of We’re hoping you’ll come up with something about couches? Come settle your petty the late Ennio Morricone’s music from ‘The good! Chillout, Party, Performance dramas at the newly created people’s court Mission’ and other powerful pieces. and present your case in front of our judges Chillout News at 6ish for their sassy judgements! The rulings aren’t 6pm - 6:35pm at Camp Nipple Clamp legally binding but can be socially enforced! Light Language Fairy Skip Live from the Paddock, CNC presents the BYO couch. 4pm - 5pm at Wild Connections cutting edge of current affairs, sports, Discussion / Conversation, Games, Performance We will open our circle with a channelled weather & stuff we make up on the spot. white diamond activation to welcome all our The news anchor might be cooking dinner. Pirate Party spirit guides, angels, fairies, light beings, and The weather person might be wearing no 3pm - 7pm at Mu Mu Land guardians. A hop and a flutter, and we skip pants. The camera operator might be tripping Piratical Partying ∆ Salty Tunes ∆ Slushy with our wings up and away into nature’s (over). But goddammit, if it’s not the finest Cocktails emerald kingdom. All are encouraged to journalistic coverage you’ve ever seen on this Food & Drink, Party speak and sing in light language to the Paddock, I’ll eat my hat. Happening every elements, flowers, butterflies, birds, and evening around 6ish. trees. Finally we close together in the sacred Discussion / Conversation, Performance, Talk / forest. Health & Wellness, Spiritual & Healing Lecture Wed, Thu, Fri, Sat, Sun

32 EVENTS & ACTIVITIES - SATURDAY 30 JANUARY Pizza Party Fire Spin Jam Robin Hood Hootenanny 6pm - 8pm at Funkhutt 9pm - 2am at Flojo All Day at The Forest Kick off our Saturday evening with a pizza Flojo hosts the hottest jam on the Paddock. Have a go shooting a bow. Harmony, focus party! Line your stomach with some delicious Show off your skills in the fire circle or come and heart shots. Try your hand at the ancient pizza before the Effigy Burn and see all the impressive fire skills on show. and powerful practice of archery. Food & Drink, Party Party, Performance Wed, Thu, Fri, Sat, Sun Games Fri, Sat, Sun 2 Strings 1 Cup Afterburn Burn with Stingring A Soft Landing Pad 7pm - 8pm at Hookah Road 10pm at Hijinxx 4am - 6am at Pangea Step right up for 2 strings 1 cup! Bring your Needing more fire after the Burn? Stingring is Blankets of music and pillows of sound. poison of choice and be the puppet master of coming to Hijinxx this year so come have a Creation of a space for togetherness and your own drinking destiny! Will you quench play with the awesome fire effects we have reflection. your thirst or just soak your shirt? (Alcohol available for you to enjoy. We will be serving Chillout, Performance, Spiritual & Healing and shirts optional) tasty beverages while our resident and guest Games 18+ (Alcohol) DJ’s will keep you dancing until sunrise and Esoteric stretch & exercises possibly beyond! Party 9am - 10:15am at Swing Fling Chai by night Do you know a hidden gem of a stretch or 7pm at Strange Brew Kawaii Kosplay exercise that you’ve benefited from and Join us for a cuppa and a sit down. Spiced 10pm - 6am at Funkhutt would care to share? Bring yourself and 2-3 hot chocolate and chai every night from dusk Come party with us at the funkhutt after the stretches/exercises and we can all have a till it runs out. Vegan friendly. Effigy Burn with an array of wompy beats and turn teaching and learning. Chillout, Food & Drink Wed, Thu, Fri, Sat, Sun tasteful treats (bring a vessel). Come as your Please be mindful of time and the need of best dressed cosplay character! Party props. Party button Health & Wellness 7pm - 2am at Hookah Road FULL SEND Do you like to party and love big red buttons? 11pm - 3am at The Creature Lab Sexy, Sexy, Sexy Have we got a treat for you! Come push our The creature lab unleashes audio destruction 9am - 12pm at The Creature Lab button and dance your heart out 15 seconds on your earholes, Psychedelic music served Dr brownlove presents: A steamy funksoul at a time. with all the trimmings. Party soiree. Party Wed, Thu, Fri, Sat Chillout Wonder The Wasteland Shisha den 11pm - 1am at Bedlam Apocalyptica Burner Breakfast 7pm - 9pm at Plague Kult Our civilisation will be lit up nightly for you to 10am - 11am at Devour & Delight Vape addict? Course you are. Anyway, come wonder the wasteland. Enter at your own risk. Devour and Delight’s proud gift to the get old-school with us every evening 7-9pm Arts & Crafts, Chillout, Party Thu, Fri, Sat Paddock is a yummy daily breakfast with in our shisha-den. There is really no better a sexy little twist. Come get your daily way to meet your new best-friend than over deliciousness with us! May contain: nudity, a bowl of delicious creamy nicotine. Trust us. erotica, eggs. + hot apple tea somewhat complimentary SUNDAY 31 JANUARY Food & Drink, Performance Wed, Thu, Fri, Sat, Chillout Wed, Thu, Fri, Sat, Sun 18+ Remember to check out the Ongoing Events on Sun 18+ (Sexual Content) Traditional Hookah page 9 too! Dino-sore neck and shoulder massage 7pm - 8pm at Hookah Road 10am - 12pm at Pangea Are you more of a fan of the traditional Birthday Goodie Sack Surprise Are you dino-sore? Might a 10 mins massage molasses/tobacco + coal hookah? If so pop All Day, Roaming the Paddock help? You bet jurass-it-can! Come get a neck over and enjoy some deliciousness Today is Kayleigh’s Birthday! You can find and shoulder massage from our pterrific crew Chillout Thu, Fri, Sat 18+ (Alcohol) her roaming around the Paddock with a long at Dinotopia. You should feel like dinomite yellow cape and a birthday crown. If you find afterwards! Witches Brews her and say “HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!” with a big Chillout, Health & Wellness, Spiritual & Healing 7pm - 8:30pm at Whytch Camp? hug (hug optional) you will be rewarded with Divination, drinks and dinner! Bring your own the opportunity to stick your hand in her sack Hair of the Space Dog divination tool, or receive a tarot reading. of goodies to claim a mystery prize! 10am at Space Cadets Hideout Enjoy our magical homebrews, herbal teas, Games 18+ (Alcohol) ‘Hair of the Dog’.. but with a twist, it’s in or bowl of vegan vegetable soup from our space. Oooooo. Witches Cauldron! Just Breathe and Let Go Food & Drink Sat, Sun 18+ (Alcohol) Discussion / Conversation, Food & Drink, Spiritual & All Day at Warm Fuzzy Doodleboppers Healing Thu, Sat, Sun Need to let go? Come and place your hands Kundalini Yoga with Devita on the board and let the fairies take your 10am - 10:55am at Camp Devita worries away. The not-too-early-but-slightly-early morning Spiritual & Healing Fri, Sat, Sun EFFIGY BURN Kundalini Yoga class at the Shrine of Devita is back! Stretch, breathe, wring last night Oracle Readings out of your body and set your energy right Kicking off with a fire show, the Effigy All Day at Warm Fuzzy Doodleboppers will be set to burn around 9pm. for the day ahead with some cosmic tantric Need some guidance? Come and check out yoga. Bring a blanket or towel to sit on (or our Oracle cards and give yourself a reading. just lay down if that’s what you need to do). If you’d like to perform in the fire show, Spiritual & Healing Fri, Sat, Sun remember to attend the safety briefing, Complementary electrolytes provided ☆ 3pm - 4pm at Flojo Health & Wellness, Spiritual & Healing Thu, Fri, Sat, Sun

18+ events are suitable for those aged 18 and over - please use your discretion on whether you’d like to attend. 33 Sanctuary Circles Conscious JuicyJams Advanced Poi: Making Magic 10am - 11am at Sanctuary 12pm - 1pm at Pangea 2pm - 3pm at Flojo Need some mindful connection? A holding Melted your brain at the Burn? Come and You’ve left the basics behind, you’re beyond space for thoughts and feelings? A way reconnect with yourself and the space, bring intermediate level, but you can always learn to kick off your day with intention? From something cosy/comfortable and melt into more! Workshop Thursday – Sunday, Sanctuary will be hosting the JuicyJams. Real life musos, making real a sharing circle in our drop-in space where life sounds, offering real conscious words for Making a Fire Labyrinth you can check in with community, ground into collective grounding. Drop into the moment 2pm - 3pm at Whytch Camp? a mindful vibe, and emerge feeling resourced and the space with a loosely guided mediation Setting up the Koru Ahi, fire labyrinth, to be and supported. supported and led by live improvised music. burnt after the Temple Burn. Quick overview Discussion / Conversation, Health & Wellness, Chillout, Performance, Spiritual & Healing of laying it out with rope and sawdust. Spiritual & Healing Thu, Fri, Sat, Sun Arts & Crafts, Workshop Tangerine Jam pt.2 Femme Dom Hangover Tea Party 12pm - 2pm at Tangerine Steeze Rongoa/plant medicine workshop/ 10:30am - 11:30am at Very Alternative Come on down to the steeziest musical jam discussion Gathering on the Paddock! Get ready to rock out to some 2pm - 3pm at BIPOC of Kiwiburn Are you a femme dom? Or do you wish to live music created on the spot. Instruments A workshop where we will have an open worship and serve femme doms? Then this will be provided, but feel free to bring your discussion about rongoa/healing plants and is the hangover event for you! Please bring own. Whether you’re a musician or a music Te Ao Māori, for anyone to contribute to any snacks or drinks to share (some orange lover, just bring yourself and be ready to get Discussion / Conversation, Health & Wellness, juice, tea and snacks will be provided) and be down! Arts & Crafts, Performance Workshop prepared to be worshipped or provide worship (depending on your preference). Worship to hippy trip Travel by bicycle Q & A be negotiated between individual participants, 12:03pm - 7:37pm at Mint Country Club 2pm at Solarsails human furniture welcome. Helping unsuspecting hippies have the trip of We spent three years cycling from USA to Chillout, Discussion / Conversation 18+ their lives Games, Spiritual & Healing South America. We’ll answer any questions (BDSM) Wed, Thu, Fri, Sat, Sun you have about who, what, where, why, how and, oh, what the hell, even when. About Sharing Circle Kink demos and discussion our trip or cycle touring in general. Pro tip, 10:30am - 11:30am at Existentially Bent 12:30pm - 2pm at Very Alternative Gathering cemeteries aren’t always deserted at night, We sit together and listen to each other as What’s the difference between erotic and no matter what anyone tells you. we speak one at a time. No interruptions, no kinky? Erotic is when you use a feather, kinky Discussion / Conversation questions, confidential. is when you use the whole chicken! Spiritual & Healing Thu, Fri, Sat, Sun Keen to dive (or dip your toes) into the world Why did the chicken cross the road? of kink? Come and find out about some of our 2:15pm at The Snuggery 5Rhythms Ritual favourite fetishes from a panel of delightful A reading of Hollywood Chickens by Terry 11am - 12pm at The Loose Lamp deviants, see some demos and a show n tell Pratchett (GNU). We’ve all heard the many The circle begins with an intimate connection of some of our fetish gear. (No real animals reasons why the chickens crossed the road, of hearts. Each individual brings two will be harmed, only human animals) but come and listen to the wild story of HOW energetic or physical offerings to the crystal Discussion / Conversation, Performance, Talk / the chickens crossed the road. A shit reading altar, something to release and something to Lecture 18+ (Sexual Content, BDSM, Violence) with awful impressions. manifest. We sing an Earth Healing activation Chillout, Spiritual & Healing together and give gratitude. Our ritual weaves Food for All. Paella. into a high-vibe 5Rhythms session, where we 1pm - 2pm at food for all feast Contact Dance Improvisation dance in unity, celebration, and freedom. We are delighted to be able to cook for all of 3pm - 4:30pm at Solarsails Health & Wellness, Spiritual & Healing you. We will provide Spanish Paella, one CONTACT- as in being in touch with seafood and another meat paella. We look yourself, other humans, items, the ground, Espresso Martini Breakfast Party forward to see you all to share a meal plants… DANCE – as in moving your body 11am - 2pm at Hijinxx together. Food & Drink to music, bird songs, wind, water sounds… Need a little pep in ya step? Come share IMPROVISATION – as in being non- some love, music and a cold espresso Sunday Mass judgemental and follow your flow. Come martini’s with the Hijinxx crew and sip away 1pm - 4pm at Swing Fling along for a couple of guided exercises and those last Burn day blues. Party Welcome to Sunday Mass! some time to jam. Our church is a bit different than what you’re Health & Wellness, Workshop Chai Time used to. Certainly it’s more syrupy. We’re not 11:30am at Existentially Bent into scripture and flagellation, but there will Dark Stories We will share a big pot of rooibos chai richly be gluttony and temptation. Sunday Mass 3pm at Plague Kult spiced with a unique blend welcomes saints, sinners, and everyone in Friends, mortals, goblins and indeed hard- Chillout, Food & Drink, Health & Wellness between. From 1pm the Nuns will be serving earned enemies, you are most humbly invited Thu, Fri, Sat, Sun up hot pancakes, chilled mimosas, & to congregate. Lie back amongst the dark sparkling disco tunes. Come in your Sunday tentacles and be read to. Bring your favourite Doja Cat Appreciation hour best and prepare to repent. Food & Drink bedtime stories and we will sooth your tired 12pm - 1pm at The Creature Lab souls with the spoken word. Keep It juicy juicy. Taskmaster Tyran’s Quizzical Quests Chillout, Performance Party 1pm at The Playhouse A great evil has taken the realm. Join the fight to save this world. Talk to your local Questgiver today, to see how you can do your part! Games Thu, Fri, Sat, Sun

34 EVENTS & ACTIVITIES - SUNDAY 31 JANUARY Intimate/Connective rope play for Queerplatonic Wedding Beer can tab bracelet making workshop partners 4pm - 5pm at R.A.T 6pm - 7pm at No Breaks 3pm - 5:30pm at Very Alternative Gathering Come witness the iconic bonding of Rat Dad Do you love drinking fresh sun-ripened So you’ve been to our rope workshops and and Kowhaea! Two queerplatonic pals, Do-Bros straight from the can? Do you love you’re ready to dive in deeper? How do you committing to a lifetime of mutual vibes. The recycling? Do you love wearing shiny things make rope play work in the bedroom and teen they co-nurture together will pave the on your body? Well this workshop is for you! take to another level of intimacy? How can way with flower petals, followed by a vow Come and make a heavy metal can tab something like rope help you connect with exchange and rope binding union. All bracelet from our extensive collection of each other? Basic rope tying skills (Single/ welcome! Chillout, Party shiny recycled beer can tabs. All materials Double column tie) are required for this provided. Arts & Crafts, Workshop Thu, Sun workshop. Maximum of 4 partners per Restorative Yoga + Guitar session. Sign up at our camp entrance. 4pm - 5pm at Octopussy Garden News at 6ish Workshop 18+ (BDSM) Bring a blanket and a pillow/cushion and rest 6pm - 6:35pm at Camp Nipple Clamp to the tunes of an acoustic guitar and sound Live from the Paddock, CNC presents the Magick 101: The Ritual of the Pentagram healing. Be guided through a gentle yoga cutting edge of current affairs, sports, 3pm - 4pm at Pillowtopia practice (all seated or laying down poses, no weather & stuff we make up on the spot. Wanna do ‘real’ Magick (with a ‘k’)? Wanna strength or flexibility needed) Take a moment The news anchor might be cooking dinner. know why anyone would be daft enough to to find your breath and create your own quiet The weather person might be wearing no purport to such a thing? Come get the space. pants. The camera operator might be tripping lowdown & learn the quintessential rite of the Chillout, Health & Wellness, Spiritual & Healing (over). But goddammit, if it’s not the finest modern Hermetic tradition: the Lesser journalistic coverage you’ve ever seen on this Banishing Ritual of the Pentagram, perfect for Chill @ Hookah Rd Paddock, I’ll eat my hat. Happening every clearing out those energetic cobwebs and 4:20pm - 6:20pm at Hookah Road evening around 6ish. centring yourself before the Temple Burn. This Come and join us on Sunday afternoon for Discussion / Conversation, Performance, Talk / is a low-intensity workshop open to all some lazing round with hookahs and general Lecture Wed, Thu, Fri, Sat, Sun people! Spiritual & Healing, Talk / Lecture chill vibes to wind down after a hectic Burn Chillout 18+ (Alcohol) The Last Supper Rebirthing ceremony 6pm - 8:30pm at Devour & Delight 3pm - 4pm at Octopussy Hiiiiigh Tea Devour & Delight cordially invite you all to join Feeling dusty from Burn night festivities and 4:20pm at The Connection Section in our final supper. A deliciously sexy evening wishing you could just crawl back into the High tea at The Connection Section is back on with sumptuous food and soul singing to womb? Let The Octopussy give you a new the Paddock again this year. Come dressed in entertain you whilst you dine. The main birthday, and be your new mum! Come and be your Sunday Burner best and kick back with course will be a tribal fusion burlesque dance re-baptised in embryonic fluid and squeezed your fellow connoisseurs while we serve you to whet your appetite even more. Food & into the light of a fresh new you! Ceremony dainty treats accompanied by a live acoustic Drink, Performance 18+ (Sexual Content) held at The Octopussy art piece (not the Theme music sesh. Space is limited though so be Camp by a similar name), prospective doulas and there sharp. Chillout, Food & Drink 18+ Chai by night birthing assistants please apply beforehand 7pm at Strange Brew at Camp Nipple Clamp. Spiritual & Healing Board Games and Banter Join us for a cuppa and a sit down. Spiced 5pm - 6pm at The Snuggery hot chocolate and chai every night from dusk Weaving and Yarns with Auntie Cait Is it water on the knee? Come along to the till it runs out. Vegan friendly. 3pm - 4:30pm at Dead Pheasant Rising Snuggery where we have a bunch of games to Chillout, Food & Drink Wed, Thu, Fri, Sat, Sun A beginners level intro into the world of play or bring your favourite games to teach to tapestry weaving. Come create a simple others. Become the next top Unocorn or prove Shisha den handwoven creation. Have a yarn and a your surgery masterskills at operation. Board 7pm - 9pm at Plague Kult weave, I’ll show you the basics of weaving games ensured, banter is not. Vape addict? Course you are. Anyway, come and setting up your loom and provide some Games Fri, Sun get old-school with us every evening 7-9pm basic ideas to get you going. Wow your in our shisha-den. There is really no better friends with the weaving skills of a 14th The Big Potluck way to meet your new best-friend than over century 12 year old. I have too much weird 5pm at Camp Devita a bowl of delicious creamy nicotine. Trust us. fabric knowledge, come take it from me! Join us at Camp Devita for a communal + hot apple tea somewhat complimentary Arts & Crafts, Discussion / Conversation, Workshop potluck! Ground your Temple Burn night with Chillout Wed, Thu, Fri, Sat, Sun 18+ a feast of the feminine divine. Contributions Pup/Pet Play 101 are welcome for food you’d like to share (AKA Snuggle Puddle 4pm at Very Alternative Gathering don’t want to take home on Monday). Bring a 7pm - 8pm at The Snuggery A 101 workshop on how to start getting into plate! Chillout, Food & Drink Wanting some sensual and consensual cuddle pet play, specifically pup play! We’ll have time? Come along and bury yourself amongst advice on getting gear on a budget, Witches Ritual with Water bodies and pillows in our sheet-hut-horse- approaching the topic with your partner, 5:30pm - 7pm at Whytch Camp? truck and fill your touch bucket in whatever non-verbal signals and more! Whether you’re Anarchistic jam session-style magickal ritual. way feels right for you. Chillout Fri, Sun well experienced or entirely new, everyone is Feeling into your deep watery emotions welcome! Discussion / Conversation, Workshop with a group check-in, cast circle, invite the Witches Brews 18+ (Sexual Content, BDSM) elements, go between the worlds, and let the 7pm - 8:30pm at Whytch Camp? River Cleanse you. Divination, drinks and dinner! Bring your own Teapee Performance, Spiritual & Healing, Workshop divination tool, or receive a tarot reading. 4pm - 5pm at The Snuggery Enjoy our magical homebrews, herbal teas, or Join us for tea. Sit back and sip a special, bowl of vegan vegetable soup from our homemade blend. Share stories and refresh Witches Cauldron! Discussion / Conversation, your body. Food & Drink Food & Drink, Spiritual & Healing Thu, Sat, Sun

18+ events are suitable for those aged 18 and over - please use your discretion on whether you’d like to attend. 35 Fire Spin Jam Punk night Film showing & discussion: gender 9pm - 2am at Flojo 10pm at No Breaks disparity in music Flojo hosts the hottest jam on the Paddock. Oh no! It’s Sunday night! What are ya gonna 11:30pm - 1:30am at Pangea Show off your skills in the fire circle or come do with all that left over froth? No worries! After going deep at Temple Burn, come along and see all the impressive fire skills on show. Camp No Brakes has you covered, come round for a two part discussion on gender disparity Party, Performance Wed, Thu, Fri, Sat, Sun for one last rager as we blast some classic in music. Although there is a gender balance punk tunes and get proper dero before reality of musicians at universities, this changes in Koru Ahi – The Fire Labyrinth Burn comes crashing down. R 18 but if you’re later years. Why? After the screening of “The 10pm - 11pm at The Temple under 18 and have some of that sweet froth Girls In The Band” we will discuss After the Temple Burn: As the last Burn, we that you’d like dispose of responsibly then genderisation of instruments, female walk a spiral through fire to represent the just discreetly leave it at the bar. stereotypes in music and how to overcome/ journey we took to get here, our connection Party 18+ (Alcohol, Sexual Content, BDSM, change them through education and with the people we have met, and the Violence) workshops. Discussion / Conversation, beginning of the journey to Kiwiburn 2022… Spiritual & Healing, Talk / Lecture Performance, Spiritual & Healing Third Eye Hi-Fi A/V Narrative 10pm - 10:30pm at Third Eye Hi-Fi MPW Safety Review /// BOOT SEQUENCE INITIATED… 10pm at Bozo Heights /// SENDING DIGITAL PAYLOAD TO PHYSICAL TEMPLE BURN Come wash away your Temple tears while VESSEL… reflecting on the safety highlights of the /// UNPACKING.. One of the most important places on the event. Our expert mixologists shall be serving /// ERROR CODE 422 UNPROCESSABLE Paddock, the Temple offers cartharsis up our signature cocktails, made with sun ENTITY… and healing for many. kissed cans of do bro. The Do Bronies shall be [Audio Visual experience of the A.I.’s journey Watch the Temple Burn around 8pm, as a playing more classical refined ragers to froth to earth!] moment of quiet reflection. to. Chillout Party, Performance Fri, Sun

SAFETY AT KIWIBURN We strive to create a safe and inclusive environment at Kiwiburn, and there are many trained and wonderful people on the Paddock to support you in the event that something does happen. Please don’t hesitate to reach out. BLACK SHEEP RANGERS SANCTUARY Well-being and psychedelic aftercare. Our Rangers are volunteers who roam the Paddock ensuring the Sanctuary is here to support you through mental, emotional, and/or safety of the site and everyone on it. They’re participants, just substance-related challenges. Feel free to visit their drop in space like you, and they want to help everyone have a good time. Don’t near the Rangers and Medics if you just need a cup of tea and a hesitate to flag them down if you need their assistance. Find them gentle atmosphere to meditate in solitude; Call on one of our space in the green hi-vis vests, or look for the tall green lanterns. If you holders for a listening ear and more focused support; or make your see a concerning situation, alert your nearest Ranger or go to their way there if you need psychedelic aftercare. They can provide a headquarters: the purple building near the Depot and Medics. quiet environment, monitor your safety, and support you through the intensities of an overwhelming experience. As a diversity loving CONSENT GUARDIANS retreat-space, if you need to speak to a knowledgeable ally, let The Consent Club is a violence prevention and informal support the on-duty Sanctuary Lead know your needs and they will do their system that works to uphold consent, safety, and accountability, best to radio a friend you will feel comfortable with! There will be a providing peer support to people having experienced assault and sharing circle in the drop in space at 10am each day for folks who boundary-breaking, as well as promoting healthy and consensual might need to connect and reflect in a mindful way. interactions in party environments. Look out for the Consent Guardians wearing white Consent Guardian T-shirts. SECURITY We also have Security staff onsite at all times. They’re not here to MEDICS judge your lifestyle; their job is to make sure all participants are Our amazing medics are Kiwiburn veterans, and have been with safe. Give them a wave and a smile, and don’t hesitate to reach out us through thick and thin, helping us through countless mishaps, if you need help! injuries and medical events. If you have any medical needs, pop along to see them in Services Lane, near the Depot.

MOOP (MATTER-OUT-OF-PLACE) COVID-19 SAFETY Our community respects the environment. We We’re incredibly lucky to be able to hold Please are committed to leaving no physical trace Kiwiburn this year, so please help keep our of our activities wherever we gather. If you Paddock safe with good hygiene practices. keep our see MOOP, pick it up. If you see someone else We have hand sanitiser galore. Remember to MOOPing, gently remind them of how we do respect others’ space. Perhaps even spare a Paddock things around here. You are responsible for thought for all those people worldwide who ensuring your campsite and the surrounding cannot meet family members, much less safe area is clean before you leave. Take all attend an event with strangers. If you develop rubbish away with you and dispose of it cold or flu symptoms, maintain your distance responsibly. Our Earth will thank you. and talk to the Medics.

36 The content of all Events, Art Installations and Theme Camps listed in this guide is created by the community, and not by Kiwiburn Inc.