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OUSAOUSA ELECTIONSELECTIONS JOIN THE BEST STUDENTS’ ASSOCIATION ON THE PLANET - MAKE CHANGE, HELP PEOPLE AND HAVE YOUR SAY! NOMINATIONS OPEN AT 9AM AUGUST 21 CLOSE AT 4PM AUGUST 24 candidate forums 5 SEPT @11AM, 6 SEPT @3PM, 7 SEPT @11AM MAIN COMMON ROOM VOTING OPEN AT 9AM SEPTEMBER 11 CLOSE AT 4PM SEPTEMBER 14 IMPORTANT DATES IMPORTANT For nomination forms and more info, check out elections.ousa.org.nz Meet My Monsters OUSAOUSA The bogeymen of childhood have not gone away, they’ve ISSUE 20 transformed into far more WELCOME TO terrifying forms for a recent ELECTIONSELECTIONS graduate, by Mel Ansell P.20 JOIN THE BEST STUDENTS’ ASSOCIATION ON THE PLANET - MAKE CHANGE, HELP Letters 04 Editorial 05 PEOPLE AND HAVE YOUR SAY! COLUMNS News 06 David Clark 16 News in Briefs 14 Hunt for the Mystery Object 34 NOMINATIONS Politics 17 NEWS & OPINION Day of the Day 34 The Fresher PM OPEN AT 9AM AUGUST 21 Sport 19 Bill English’s First Year at the University C****WORD 35 of Otago, by Joel MacManus P.26 CLOSE AT 4PM AUGUST 24 Merry Quizmas 35 Inventions Out of Time 35 candidate forums CULTURE Science Tank 43 Poetry Corner 43 5 SEPT @11AM, 6 SEPT @3PM, 36 Art Sage Advice 44 7 SEPT @11AM 37 Food Lucky in Love 45 MAIN COMMON ROOM 38 Music Ethel & Hyde 46 39 Books VOTING Critic Booze Reviews 46 41 Film “DTF469” An Open Love Letter to Personalised Plates, 42 Games OPEN AT 9AM SEPTEMBER 11 by Henessey Griffiths P.32 CLOSE AT 4PM SEPTEMBER 14 IMPORTANT DATES IMPORTANT Centrefold: For nomination forms and more info, check out elections.ousa.org.nz Nugget Point Lights by Trevor Cokley northernchasephoto.com, @trevor_cokley LETTERS Response to Ford Prefect helpful to students seeking to access services via Student Health to correct this in your I too have experienced the frustrations magazine if possible. of a long road to course approval. Instead of Also by way of an update the Mental LETTER OF THE WEEK suggesting the case for fewer staff, this Health & Wellbeing Team has recruited CRITIC + QUIZ experience actually demonstrates the need additional mental health clinicians into the = ALTERNATIVE FACTS? for staff to have a better say over how the team recently. This has allowed us to sig- university is run. They should be able to nificantly increase the number of same day express their confidence in and criti- appointments we can offer to students each Dear Editor, cism of the university's administration and day; as we strive to meet demand and pro- In your August 7th issue I noticed a small error in its processes freely and without vide a responsive service to the University’s my favourite part of every weeks Critic, the Merry consequence. student population. For those students who Quizmas section. Your quiz question implied there However, that freedom has been curtailed are not able to be seen on the same day by were only two enclaved countries, Vatican City recently with the threat of being fired, the Mental Health Team, the reception staff and Lesotho. I didn’t even need a quick google censured or restructured out of a place they ask if they would like to be called back by search to know this was wrong, San Marino is a have invested their time and efforts into. the team and if they indicate they would; third example. I thought no big deal, everyone Some student groups are even being threat- then we phone back to speak with them that makes mistakes. Then, in your August 14th issue, ened with defamation for criticising this same day. Please don’t hesitate to be in touch you doubled down by printing the start of the university. Other students who have organ- if you require any further information re- August 7th quiz answers before switching to the ised to resist department cuts have been garding the services we offer and how to August 14th answers. Step up your game Critic, called into meetings by the university. Now access these. being better than the stuffquiz isn’t a high bar but students are being threatened and losing Regards you’re not making it any easier for yourself. their say over how the university is run. Richard Mooney —A grumpy old student The problem of tricky course approvals Clinical Group Leader Mental Health & is just symptomatic of Harlene Hayne's top- Wellbeing. The letter of the week wins a $30 BOOK VOUCHER down management style. Processes and Student Health Services From the University Book Shop operations are imposed from above, with no input from the frontline workers who deal directly with the students and have the Critic responds: knowledge to improve the system. Those VOTE FOR YOUR NEXT workers are not taken seriously under STUDENT EXECUTIVE A thousand apologies Hayne's administration. Which side will my correspondent take? Where will he get his course approval sat- OUSA EXECUTIVE isfaction from, really? ELECTIONS Warm regards, OH, THE IRONING Guy McCallum. Candidate Forums in the Main Common In response to the letter by Guy McCallum in Room, opposite the Food court last week's issue. Come and ask questions of the candidates CORRECTION: STUDENT At the beginning of this semester I decided to HEALTH HOURS REPORTED change courses. Tuesday 5 September, 11am INCORRECTLY After spending half a day waiting in queues Recreation Officer, International Officer, and being shunted from office to office collecting Campaigns Officer and Colleges Officer stamps and signatures as if engaging in a ritual- Dear Critic team istic homage to Douglas Adams a DIY course I am contacting you regarding the piece Wednesday 6 September, 3pm approval had the honour of making it to the very entitled “counselling denounced” in the Administrative Vice President, Finance top of my "student wants" list (displacing a drink- August 17 edition - to clarify the process for Officer, Education Officer and Welfare ing fountain on the ground floor of St David's). students seeking to access mental health Officer I empathise with staff losing their jobs to support via Student Health. Student Health machines, but there are clearly some formal do not open until 8.30 every weekday morn- 7 September, 11am processes in the university that are in need of an ing apart from Wednesdays when we open Presidential Forum overhaul. My experience with course approval at 09.30. That being the case if students call was a prime example of this. at 08.15 as per the advice in the column, the —Ford Prefect phones will not be answered. It may be THE CRITIC TEAM editor LUCY HUNTER executive editor JOE HIGHAM EDITORIAL twelve down NATASHA MURACHVER the final pam CERI GIDDENS dat boi JOEL MACMANUS minister of correct words CHARLIE O’MANNIN wider guru MAT CLARKSON Otago Students Need a SECTION EDITORS Mouthpiece to Speak on art editor WAVENEY RUSS Their Behalf More than Ever books editor JESSICA THOMPSON CARR It’s a Shame OUSA Seem So Reluctant to Take On The Role film editor MAISIE THURSFIELD food editor LIANI BAYLIS games editor LISA BLAKIE Critic has recently received several ‘Letters to in the North Dunedin electorate; which Admin music editors BIANCA PRUJEAN the Editor’ criticising the OUSA Executive, VP William Guy, to his credit, noted as “making & REG NORRIS particularly President Hugh Baird, for not tak- us one of worst performing electorates in the poetry editor MEL ANSELL ing a stance on some of the year’s most pressing country,” in last week’s President’s column. politics editor GEORGE ELLIOTT issues. The ten members of the Exec have been We need associations like OUSA to be the sport editor CHARLIE HANTLER inundated with a disproportionately large mouthpiece of the students, and they do a CONTRIBUTORS amount of issues that executive bodies of old disservice to the student body when they MEL ANSELL, HENESSEY would have immediately spoken out either in fail to do so. GRIFFITHS, EMMA GORDON, ZAHRA support or opposition of, not least the plans to By no means can each of this year’s Executive SHAHTAHMESEBI, JUSTENE ALLEN, implement 60 CCTV cameras in North Dunedin; be accused of being on this path because, to JACK TREVELLA, BRIAR SMITH- the ongoing Management of Change process their credit, some have been vocal in their WADDELL, TREVOR COKLEY, DAVID undertaken for the Division of the Humanities opposition to the laissez-faire leadership of CLARK, CHELLE FITZGERALD, VANESSA, (causing at least 18 redundancies); the Support the now apolitical OUSA (the most vocal of MAT CLARKSON, TODD JOHNSTONE, Services Review (which the Tertiary Education whom are possibly Colleges Officer James CONNOR SEDDON Union believe will cause in excess of 200 re- Heath, Education Officer Bryn Jenkins, and SAM LLOYD distribution dundancies); the enormous cuts to the School perhaps Postgraduate Officer Lucy Northwood & WAHAHA FLAT of Physical Education; and the upcoming at times too). online content manager AMAN JAMWAL General Election. As one of the letters quite In 2016, a year plagued by incessant conflict, rightly states, “he [Hugh] should speak up and during which rumours of a coup to oust ADVERTISING SALES before his inaudibility and lack of action be- President Laura Harris arose as early as late TIM COUCH, PETER RAMSAY, comes his legacy.” May, ‘execrable’ was ironically at times the JARED ANGLESSEY This silence is especially concerning when best word to describe it (for reasons that I don’t [email protected] one considers that the ‘Hugh Baird for have space to go into but have been well doc- President’ ticket, in which Baird ran alongside umented). Looking back on what was achieved successful Admin VP candidate William Guy, that year, one of my main criticisms was that claimed that the rights of students were being few substantial election pledges were getting abrogated by the university and that, if elected, acted upon because of the incessant conflict READ ONLINE they would “strongly oppose” any initiatives that, if not always overt, was bubbling under CRITIC.CO.NZ from the university that continue this trend.