VERY SCARY!

THE P l e a s e r e c y c l e t h i s Thursday, Oct. 25, 2007 newspaper when you are Volume 45, Issue 9 fi nished with it. NUGGETYOUR STUDENT NEWSPAPER EDMONTON, ALBERTA, CANADA Men’s soccer team, No. 2 in Canada, off to ACAC playoffs Undefeated! with clean record – page 7

MAKING A BREAK Ooks guard Kriska Reyes takes the ball upcourt with Grande Prairie’s Melanie Patterson in pursuit on Oct. 19 in the NAIT gym. NAIT won the game 74-63.

Photo by Brendan Abbott

DAILY BREAKFAST SPECIAL - $5.25 JACKED UP FRIDAY'S Includes: 2 eggs, bacon/sausage/ham, $4.50 - Singles $6.75 - Doubles hashbrowns & toast (drinks not included) 7am - 10:30am OILERS GAME OF THE WEEK Thurs. Oct. 25 & Tues. Oct. 30 NEST CEREAL BAR Cheer on the boys in copper & blue NOW OPEN! - watch the game on our 10' screen - Molson jug's drop $1 when Oilers Your Campus Restaurant & Bar LUNCH LOYALTY CARD score Breakfast - Lunch - Nite - buy 6 lunches & the 7th is $10 off. Open 7am - 9pm NEST SOCO VOODOO PARTY Monday thru Friday KARAOKE Thurs. Oct. 31 Located next to the pool, NAIT Main Campus - every Monday & Wednesday from Get in the Halloween spirit with the 3:30pm - 7:30pm SOCO girls!  The Nugget Thursday, October 25, 2007 NEWS&FEATURES Student Senate by-election candidates ...

School of School of School of School of Ap- ters.I try to maintain a professional detachment, while embracing prin- Health Sciences Arts, Applied Building plied Media and ciples of fairness and compassion. (One to be elected) Science Science Information I believe in teamwork, and have a good basic understanding of group (Two to be elected) and Technology dynamic and structure. I believe in Communication (One to be elected) being of service, so please let me (Two to be elected) know how I can best serve you, my fellow students.

Tonia Leske I will be your voice. I will be your Shawn Kozurok eyes and your ears to what is going I am seeking a position on the on around you. I will fight for you NAITSA senate in order to ensure that Lynne Curtiss and represent you at every meeting Patrick Warwaruk there is a strong voice and representation Allow me to start my letter of where we discuss your life at NAIT for the students of Applied Building Sci- introduction by expressing how Michelle Kirkwood and the changes that effect you. My name is Patrick Warwa- ences, a voice that continuously puts for- pleased I am to be making everyone’s I will put in the hours and the ruk. I am class representative ward new ideas on the important issues. acquaintance. I must tell you that devotion in your name and in the for group EF pre-technology and My commitment to the students when touring NAIT, I had what can name of honesty and fairness. I am I want to represent my fellow from Building Sciences is seen with only be called a visceral response to not telling you to vote for me. students. my position as President of the Con- the sights and smells of what for the I’m asking you to think about I am an approachable, kind struction Engineering Student Council. next few months will be the centre of yourself and the power you have to spirited person who can be often As a student in a technologies school, my world. As I consider the different influence the decisions being made. found in the naitrium study- I believe we should not be in the dark aspects of my personality and expe- If these decisions are being made for ing and helping fellow students with areas of the school lacking inter- riences, I feel sure I am in the right you, to help you and make NAIT a with physics, algebra, trig & net access, or chairs that are unsafe to place. better place, you should have a say in chemistry. use. I want to see NAIT and Applied I am honoured to compete for those choices right? I have served as VP of Human Building Sciences in the forefront and the experience of representing you, You can voice your opinions and resources in a micro-corporation have the best learning and partying my fellow students. I would submit thoughts and suggestions through called “FRAMED.” conditions possible. This should be an my quick wit and life experience as me. This experience trained me awesome time in our lives, not one to two of my leading assets. Though I I am here for you. to listen to my peers and see that forget once we graduate. am methodical in my approach to Give me your ideas and I will their concerns are addressed. As the next senator for the my work, I am able to riff on the . y, voice those thoughts as a repre- I understand the bylaws and Applied Building Sciences, I pledge which I do enjoy. I am known for sentative for the School of Health constitution and want to make to be a strong progressive voice on being able to cut to the heart of mat- Joel Detka Sciences. them work for you. issues that matter in the lives of stu- If you agree with having your I can hear both sides of an dents. I will continue to stand up for voice being heard, then just say yes issue and find the middle ground; what’s right and fight for what is on November 1! when decisiveness is required, I important. As always, I encourage will represent what benefits the you to share your ideas and thoughts NAITSA needs you!! School of majority. SHORT-SWEET I’ll with me about what matters to you speak for you! and your fellow students. I look for- Poll Clerks and Ballot Counters Hospitality ward to hearing from you. (One to be elected) needed for NAITSA Senate by-election on Thursday, Nov. 1, 2007 Poll Clerks required from 8:30 a.m. – 4:30 p.m. Ballot Counters required from 4 p.m. – 7 p.m. $10/hour Some training required.

For more information: Please e- mail Rita at [email protected] or come by the NAITSA office (E131) to sign up. Katie Berlinguette David Wiens Andrew Latchuk Thursday, October 25, 2007 The Nugget 3

The Nugget Room E-128B 11762–106 Street Edmonton, Alberta Searching for a job T5G 2R1 Production Offi ce I spoke to a representative at PCL Construction without it anyways. So I try to find them jobs 471-8866 Fax: 491-3989 about the job fairs they hold here. Wade Wilson, here ... I also show them how to do it (fi nd jobs) E-mail: [email protected] media relations department, got me up to speed on themselves.” why PCL’s family of companies likes to hold meet- “An average student gets the same – a student Student Editor and-greets here at NAIT. is a student.” Alistair Wilkinson “NAIT is one of the main sources for the talent Catholic Social Services has a number of jobs [email protected] and education that we need in a construction com- listed online, and often fi nds that NAIT students Sports Editor pany. The programs that NAIT are applying. Nahreman Issa GABRIELLE HAY-BYERS has are often very applicable to “(Before the applicants get “NAIT is one of the [email protected] Student Issues Editor the skillset we need here at PCL in the interview) they don’t ... ,” he said. main sources for the really specify where, when or Arts and Culture Editor We can all be honest about it, there’s no shame It’s not just construction talent and educa- why they applied, so it’s hard to Geoff Tate – students are poor. Face it, some of us are appar- workers who benefi t from this tion that we need know right off the bat. But we [email protected] ently living in sheds, so a job would be nice, type of meet-and-greet, though. in a construction do often fi nd that our applicants Student Affairs Editor right? The PCL family of companies have some sort of connection Gabrielle Hay-Byers Thankfully, here at NAIT there are plenty of also hire systems and tech- company.” to NAIT,” says Marie Warinwa [email protected] opportunities to fi nd and be hired for a job. Bulle- nology grads from NAIT. It’s – Wade Wilson, PCL from Catholic Social Services. Photo Editor tin board ads are one way, and so is the online job important to also keep in mind For applicants, it’s impor- Lisi Monro search engine that NAIT student services has set that some companies (just like PCL) hire interns, tant to remember that companies aren’t only adver- [email protected] up only for students. so go to the meet-and-greets even if it’s just to get tising here at NAIT. Wade Wilson put it best: Production Manager Not a lot of corporations want to talk about how your foot in the door! “ ... We do have connections with other post they advertise jobs on campus. For example, Tran- Lorraine Nordstrom, Student Services, says secondary institutes that can provide us with the Frank MacKay sitions, Costco and Roman Pizza all made it clear that students come to her offi ce asking for her help talent we need, like the U of A ... We need all kinds [email protected] that speaking with a Nuggeteer about their job ads in fi nding jobs all the time. of people to perform all kinds of jobs. That’s why For advertising inquiries, please wasn’t a high priority. Why not? It’s free advertis- “I can only help them with jobs within NAIT, we had the meet-and-greet, to let people know that call 471-8866 ing! Don’t transfer me to some obscure Human as I work with international students only. If they the PCL family of companies needs all kinds of or e-mail: [email protected] Resources department voicemail! don’t have a work permit, they can work at NAIT folks.” The Nugget encourages submissions. Transit in [email protected] THE DEADLINE IS Noon on the last school day of the week. All submissions must be accom- panied by your name and student transition ID number. ALISTAIR WILKINSON Student Editor The opinions expressed by con- tributors to the Nugget are not If you’re sick to death of Edmonton Transit, NAITSA Presi- necessarily shared by NAIT of- dent Kerri Wyspianski wants to hear about it. More to the point, fi cials, NAITSA or elected school Wyspianski wants ETS to hear about it. representatives. Many students and staff who bus to NAIT are aware of the limited service and long transit times to and from the main campus, and for those who work at or attend NAIT’s in-city satellite campuses, there is little to no service. NAITSA has been in contact Letters with Edmonton, St. Albert and Strathcona Transit to address the problem, but Wyspianski says welcome the respective services had a ready answer for their inaction. We want your views “The excuse is that there is no ridership here at NAIT, that’s Is something bugging you about NAIT or the rest of the why they don’t provide ser- world? Do you have some vice here – but ETS isn’t hear- praise to dish out about the ing the complaints that NAITSA school or life in general? hears.” Get those thoughts into print. Wyspianski believes that Keep them short and to the Kerri Wyspianski point. No more than 100 words. increased service to NAIT Hell, we’re a newspaper not an would bolster transit use, and is in the process of gathering encyclopedia. Give us a break! information on how transit could be improved for both students Submit your letters with your and staff at NAIT. real name and phone number “We are going to be posting transit questions on the student to: [email protected]. Don’t sweat it. We won’t pub- portal (please watch for them), projected to answer whether or lish your phone number, but we not ridership would increase if better routes were offered. In do need to list your real name. the meanwhile, I encourage students to call the ETS complaint It’s all good. Getting some- lines about the service they’re getting – or lack thereof.” thing off your chest is down- For Transit complaints, call: Edmonton Transit: 496-8900; right therapeutic. Trust us on that. St.Albert Transit: 459-1500; Strathcona Transit: 416-7260; or Write us. e-mail your Students’ Association president at KerriW@nait. ca As an alternative to public transit, NAITSA is hosting a Rideshare Week event, open to any NAIT students or staff, on Tuesday Oct. 30, 10 a.m.–2 p.m., in the Common Market hallway.  The Nugget STUDENT ISSUES Thursday, October 25, 2007 Haunted halls CHRISTEN LONG and immediately thought about the “Wait,” said the man, who straight- The hallways of NAIT are filled security phone. With a sinking feel- ened up and smoothed out his rumpled with terrifying tales and urban legends. ing, she realized that the phone was jacket. “Please don’t call the police.” Scratch the surface of the crowded behind the checkout desk. Who could The librarian gasped when she corridors, and you will be left scared be out there? Surely the alarms would recognized the man. It was the build- – maybe even scared to death! have gone off if someone had broken ing inspector who had come to check The Library in over the night. the safety exits. “What are you doing Late one night, the library was just The second crash broke through here?” closing when the librarian had a sink- her startled haze. She mustered up “I’m sorry,” said the inspector. “I ing feeling as she shut off the lights. her courage, grabbed the heavy coffee didn’t mean to scare you. I just fell She could have sworn she heard a pot, and marched out the door. After asleep.” slight shuffling sound coming from all, she had to protect the books. She looked the sheepish inspec- the back, but she had already done the In the library proper, everything tor up and down, and, with a sense of library walk-through, and no one was seemed eerily quiet again. The librar- relief, offered to make him a cup of there. She quickened her pace towards ian’s eyes darted to the left and right, coffee, which he gratefully accepted. the door and hastily locked up. By but she didn’t see anything amiss at all. It was much later in the day, after the time she was met by the security Pot in hand, she began to pad across he had left, when she wondered where guard who walked her to her car every the carpet, when to her right, she dis- he could have slept that night. night, she had completely dismissed tinctly heard a sound. “Grooooaaaan.” Book Drop Under the Stairs her uneasiness as some not-so-fresh The librarian raised the coffee The NAIT library, a seemingly chicken eaten for dinner. pot and called out in a shaking voice, normal, quiet place where many stu- Photo illustration by Christen Long Very early the next morning, “Who’s there?” dents like to spend their time read- before the sun had risen or traffic had Silence. ing, studying and whiling away hours Can you see a ghost? reached the cold, wintery streets, the “I said, who’s there. Come out, at the computer. But under the cold, sleepy-eyed librarian reopened the show yourself.” winding stairwell on the way to the What the unsuspecting students materials from the book drop under doors and began to turn on the lights. A shuffling sound and then, “I’m library, there is a sinister, locked room don’t know is that the book drop the stairs. She yawned and crossed the length of here.” that leaves the librarians in a cold exists in an unusually large crawl This is a friendly Nugget reminder the library, to the room where the cof- She began to hurry away toward sweat every time they have to turn the space (rumoured to lead to the under- that Halloween is just around the cor- fee maker was kept. the phone again, when a man appeared key to unlock it. Opening onto a book- ground tunnels). ner, so start getting those inappro- All of a sudden, a loud crash rever- between the rows of books. drop slot, a large cart catches the casu- With a sense of foreboding, the priately tight and revealing costume berated across the bookshelves. With “I’m calling the police!” she ally tossed books on their way down librarians always carry a flashlight numbers ready! Get ready to get your her mug in hand, the librarian paled, exclaimed. “Don’t come any closer!” before they hit the floor. with them when they have to retrieve freak on! Throne speech a mix

estry and tourism. The environmental policy seems to be more real- istic, as it encourages economic incentives for indus- tries to reduce emissions. Spearheading the production of biofuels is another initiative the government wants to take as it hopes to be a leader in pioneering clean technologies. These initiatives hope to see a 20% reduction in greenhouse gases by 2020 and 60-70% by 2050. SHANT CHAKMAKIAN As our country grows, crime legislation becomes necessary to be put forth, and one issue that is possi- The federal government released its throne speech bly in need of updating is the age of consent. This legal last week. Reactions were mixed, but so are the gov- loophole is attractive to sexual predators from other ernment’s initiatives. countries who exploit teens, and is definitely a head- The government identified five key priorities: Arc- liner in the criminal bill. tic sovereignty, the economy, federation, the environ- Violent crime, impaired driving, gun crimes and a ment and crime. national anti-drug strategy are other priorities that will Arctic sovereignty is a high priority for Canada. be undertaken in the new crime bill, which is not only This could be seen as a response to Russia’s claim on promising to be a big bill, but will be a measure of half the Arctic, widely seen as a bid to gain access to confidence. that region’s oil. This priority includes Arctic patrol Although many of these priorities are conservative ships and aerial surveillance, which is also apart of a in ideology, because of the nature of our minority gov- plan for military modernization. ernment, its initiatives aim to be reasonably moderate; Greater environmental research will allow the gov- despite popular opposition party disapproval. ernment to map the seabed, which will help it find And despite the NDP and Bloc determination to resources, as well as assist in environmental initiatives. bring the government down, the Liberals currently do Economically there are big plans in the speech, not have the support to survive an election and thus did from affordable housing to a deal with the European not move a non-confidence motion. Free Trade Association which would include a tax cut But that can easily change by the time the national for all Canadians. budget hits the table in spring. That’s why it’s great Inter-provincial free trade, copyright reform and to at least stay informed and keep tabs on our govern- expanded standards of imported foods and products ment, because governments are only as effective as are also economic priorities as free trade grows. their democracy. What may be of interest to NAIT students and Please feel free to visit my blog at http://shantc. staff is the government’s plan to expand mining blogspot.com or to email me any comments or sugges- and resource sectors and to strengthen Canada’s tions at [email protected] I value and look for- traditional industries, such as manufacturing, for- ward to your input. Thursday, October 25, 2007 The Nugget  opinion — Editorial — See them coming

here’s abso- lutely noth- Ti n g w r o n g with wearing ladies undergarments, even if you’re a woman (to that lady at the Nest the other night, take note of this). ALISTAIR WILKINSON It’s especially true Student Editor at this time of year. Halloween is, after all, one of the few remaining “holi- days” where changing one’s identity is acceptable – I wouldn’t recommend wearing a whalebone corset and gar- ters to Christmas dinner (boy, was my old gran surprised). Gender bending on Oct. 31 has even become a tradi- tional costume. Large, hairy men (and women) parading about in teddy and stockings, in greater numbers than the Gay Pride Parade, is old hat, even for that one weird guy who uses the same costume every year (there’s always one). It’s funny. It’s a little scary. It’s even liberating, watching costume-wearers display their chosen identity, knowing that who they are (for the moment) is as clear as the clothes (or lack thereof) they’re wearing. Politicians are another matter. They wear their cos- tumes the whole year round: bright smiles, manicured hands, pressed suits, bland words without meaning. Unlike Halloween party-goers (or cross-dressers), however, poli- ticians use their costumes to conceal, rather than display, their chosen identity. Dress up Premier Ed Stelmach in panties and a bra, he doesn’t mind – provided you buy into his “suit” costume. Do the same with Mayor Stephen Mandel, and although you’re closer to the mark on who he is, it doesn’t change his rhetoric – and that’s part and parcel of the costume. It’s a bit like The Emperor’s New Clothes (a fairy tale, you — Letters — know the one, a couple of swindlers sell the emperor a Your views are non-existent suit of clothes by convincing him that only the best people can see them) – except in this case, we’re Mercury a part of important the emperor who fell for the con. Never let them see you coming, that’s the politician’s We want to hear from you creed. Wear the costume, don the smile, offer the hand- the natural world Is something bugging you about NAIT or the shake – of course, if I’m getting screwed, I think I’d rather rest of the world? Do you have some praise to have a reach-around – and do as you like. Dear Letters-to-the-Editor: tion is to stop eating fish, not to dish out about the school or life in general? I think I’d rather have a leader in leather and lace, pro- Two weeks ago, the Nugget stop burning coal. Get those thoughts into print. vided he (or she) didn’t hide behind the clothes. A little published an article about mer- The Lake Wabamun plant Keep them short and to the point. No more social deviance is a fair exchange for a leader who says cury pollution caused by coal has excellent electrostatic pol- than 100 words. We’re a newspaper, not an en- what he, or she, means. Stelmach, Mandel, Prime Minis- burning at Lake Wabamun. The lution controls, and it provides cyclopedia. Give us a break! ter Stephen Harper, name your man (or woman), can skip article left out some information. cheap electricity. In the article, Submit your letters with your real name and down the street, hand-in-hand with one another, sing- Mercury is a natural pollut- a lake in north western Ontario phone number to: [email protected]. ing the score from Guys and Dolls, for all I care, just as ant, and if it is not natural, then was chosen because it has low Don’t sweat it. We won’t publish your phone long as one of them can grow the ovaries to do what they how did it get into the coal? For levels of mercury. Such a lake is number, but we do need to list your real name. promised. example, all tuna in our oceans not common. It’s all good. Getting something off your chest is Just as long as you can see them coming. are polluted with mercury. Older Sincerely, downright therapeutic. Trust us on that. Write us. tuna are more polluted. The solu- Richard Blakely  The Nugget Thursday, October 25, 2007 SPORTS Hoop it up!

tions. From year to year you will lose key players to gradu- ation but the players that remain will step up and perform when it is their turn. As long as we can keep a small handful of players each year, we can continue to progress.” The men’s team has two captains, Steven Lamont and Morgan Gieni. “They are third year players and were both captains last year. They exemplify all that we try to preach on our team, By Nahreman Issa which is why they have been captains for the past two years. Sports Editor They are good students, have positive attitudes and lead by The men’s and women’s teams are out in full force, start- example with their work ethic.” ing their seasons almost two weeks ago. As far as rivalries go on the CURTIS NELSON men’s side, Nwobosi gave me a Curtis Nelson is in his third season with the women’s truly insightful answer. “I always Ooks basketball team. “I love it here at NAIT and I think we believe that our biggest rivalry is are on the verge of building something rather special within ourselves. Each day we teach the the women’s basketball program. We are only getting stron- players how to fight the demons that ger every year. I am very proud, and somewhat humbled to plague athletes from time to time. be part of NAIT Athletics,” offers Nelson. Fight the urge to be overly selfish Nelson has a lot of obstacles to overcome this season, on the court and buy into the team- with only three players returning. “Well, as a coach you hope first concept. Fight the negative self that your new recruits can step in and contribute right away. Chuma Nwobosi thoughts when times are rough. Men’s coach You will always have some turnover year to year, due to Fight the pressure from friends and graduation, injury, etc. It’s a bit of a challenge with the pro- family telling you how you should be playing and stay true to grams being two-year programs.” the process within the team framework. If we can take care There are three captains on this team, Kriska Reyes, Kelli of these demons as a unit, success will flow naturally.” Heavenor and Dale-Marie Cumber- Overall, Nwobosi is quite positive about his team. batch. While Nelson has great things “I think we have the potential to be great. We have 12 to say about his captains, Dale-Marie players that have experience at this level of competition, but was a unanimous choice. also understand that success will not come easy. We have a “She is perhaps the rarest of all very untraditional style of playing, which is more exciting for athletes: an extremely talented over- the players and fans alike. If we can get everyone healthy and achiever,” he said. She is consistently continue to improve on the process, the sky is the limit.” the hardest worker in practices and Both coaches are confident and looking forward to com- games and has established herself as peting this season. Nelson summed it up best: “I would defi- Photo by Brendan Abbott Curtis Nelson one of the top players in the entire nitely encourage all of the NAIT student’s and staff to come Ook Cody Vermeulen scores against Concordia during a game Women’s coach country. Between the three of them out and watch some excellent basketball this year.” played Tuesday, Oct 16. NAIT won 85-81. we feel very comfort- able with the leadership on this team.” As far as rivalries go, Nelson says: “Obvi- ously it would be Grant MacEwan, due to both Athletes of the week the proximity of the schools as well as the Dale-Marie Cumberbatch NAIT-MacEwan Challenge Cup. However, Basketball over the last few years, Lakeland College and NAIT have had a very competitive rivalry.” The NAIT female athlete of the week is Nelson’s overall thought on the season is Dale-Marie Cumberbatch, forward for the lady Ooks basketball team, who prevailed one of excitement. in a weekend series with the Grande Prairie “When I think about this team, I get Wolves. On Friday night, Dale-Marie was 14 excited. We have incredible team chemis- of 15 from the foul line in scoring 29 points try and enthusiasm; we have a lot of talent and leading the Ooks to a 74-63 win. She and skill. Although we definitely lack some followed that up the next day with 25 points experience – which is very important in our and 14 rebounds as NAIT edged GPRC 75- league – we are capable of making up for that 74 for the sweep. After obliterating the single-season scoring record last year, the second year Digital and Media Design through our work ethic, athleticism and over- student is currently averaging 25 points per game and now all exuberance. has scored over 20 points per game in 20 consecutive games. “This group of girls is really dedicated to Congratulations, Dale-Marie! both the program and each other and that is Brent Vriend quite rare in the world of college athletics. I Basketball think the future looks very bright for women’s basketball here at NAIT.” Brent Vriend, second-year forward with CHUMA NWOBOSI the Ooks basketball team, is the NAIT male athlete of the week. Brent was a solid force for This is Nwobosi’s sixth year with the pro- NAIT as they split their weekend series with gram, starting as an assistant for the first two Grande Prairie. On Saturday, Brent hit some years. Nwobosi coached the men’s team to a key shots down the stretch when the team bronze finish at the ACAC championship last was in search of offence and grabbed some season. With eight returning players this year, big rebounds to secure the 71-61 victory. Nwobosi says experience is not so much an Brent, a second year Business student from issue. Houston, B.C., is really coming into his own in the NAIT system “They main key is to prepare everyone on this year. Well done, Brent. your roster to be ready to make big contribu- Thursday, October 25, 2007 The Nugget 7 THE WEEK IN NAIT ATHLETICS Soccer Ooks’ magic season

With weekend victories over Kings 2-1, and Keyano 3-2, the men completed the ACAC reg- ular soccer season with nine wins and one draw. The Ooks are currently ranked No. 2 in Canada as they head into the ACAC championships. NAIT will be hosting the 2007 Adidas ACAC Men’s Soccer Championships this weekend (Oct. 26-28) at the Henry Singer soccer fi elds, just north (on 142 Street) of the Canadian Athletic Club Arena, which is located at 14640 142 St. The Ooks get a bye in the fi rst round and play their fi rst game Sat- urday, Oct. 27 at noon against the winner of Fri- day’s game between MacEwan and SAIT. The bronze medal game goes Sunday at 10 a.m., followed by the gold medal match at noon. Get out there and cheer on the Ooks! WOMEN’S SOCCER The women’s soccer team got hot when it counted and strung three solid wins together to fi nish their season in second place in the ACAC. On Wednesday, they beat Concordia 2-1 and fol- lowed that up by blanking both the Kings and Keyano 4-0 to fi nish the season with six wins, two losses and two draws. The ladies are now off to the ACAC championships, hosted by Mount Royal, this weekend in Calgary. The Ooks’ fi rst game is Friday, Oct. 26 when they face Medi- cine Hat. Should they win that game, they will play Mount Royal on Saturday at 2 p.m. CROSS COUNTRY Over 100 runners gathered at Goldstick Park on Saturday for the ACAC Cross Country Run- Photo by Janna Van Dorp ning Championships. The event was dominated Friday night the Ooks came out of the first in by the Vikings from the Augustana faculty of a 2-2 deadlock but allowed goals in the second The NAIT women’s soccer team earned a 4-0 victory over King’s College on the University of Alberta, which won both the and third periods. While the Ooks took a total Oct. 20 at NAIT soccer fi eld. ladies’ and men’s team titles. The top NAIT run- of 92 minutes in penalties, they didn’t surren- ners were Ashley Penna and Jason Kincaid. der a power play goal. On Saturday night, the BASKETBALL Ooks jumped out to a quick 2-0 lead, then got Women into some penalty trouble as the Cougars scored The women’s team swept their weekend four straight goals to put the game away. series with Grande Prairie, taking the fi rst game BADMINTON 74-63 and then edging the Lady Wolves 75-74 The ACAC badminton schedule got under- on Saturday afternoon. The team was paced by way this past weekend as Mount Royal hosted Dale-Marie Cumberbatch, who followed her the fi rst individual tournament. The NAIT team 29-point effort on Friday with 25 points and 14 was led by Sun Yang, who dominated women’s rebounds on Saturday. The lady Ooks now have singles play. Dan Kai of NAIT medalled in every a 2-2 record. event. Men OTHER UPCOMING On the men’s side, the Ooks split with the Volleyball OF Wolves, dropping the Friday night game 83- The Ooks home opener is Friday, Oct. 26 77 before rebounding to win 71-61 the follow- when they host the Lakeland College Rustlers. GAME THE WEEK ing afternoon. The Ooks got big games from The ladies play at 6:30 p.m., followed by the -AT THE NEST- forwards Steve Lamont (19 points) and Brent men at about 8:30 p.m. Get on down to the gym Vriend (18 points) to even their record at 2-2. and check out the new-look lady Ooks led by the on our VOLLEYBALL rookie head coach Dusty Freimark and NAIT WATCHWATCH theGAMEGAME on our Playing in the brand new Syncrude Sport and guys, led by veteran head coach Trever Turner. Wellness Centre, the NAIT volleyball teams won Hockey 10’10’ SCREENSCREEN three of their four games against the Keyano Both NAIT hockey teams renew acquain- College Huskies. The ladies took both games tances with the Grifs from MacEwan as they Molson jugs by scores of 3-1, while the guys took the Friday play home-and-home series. First up is the men’s DROP $1 when the night game 3-1. They dropped their Saturday team, which plays Friday night at the NAIT matinee to the Huskies by the same 3-1 score. arena. Puck drops at 7 p.m. Saturday. Both NAIT OILERS HOCKEY teams will play at the Servus Credit Union Place SCORE Women in St. Albert, with the girls going at 3 p.m. and OCTOBER Both hockey teams played home-and-home the men following at 7 p.m. Thurs. Oct 4 San Jose(h) 7:00pm series with the Cougars of Mount Royal College Basketball Fri. Oct 12 Vancouver(h) 7:00pm and came away winless in four games. The lady The hoop squads head to Lloydminster on Thurs. Oct 18 Phoenix(a) 8:00pm Ooks took a one goal lead into the second period Friday for 6:30/8:30 games against Lakeland on Friday, only to see the Cougars respond with College, then return home Saturday evening to Thurs. Oct 25 Minnesota(h) 7:00pm* two goals to win 2-1. The next night, the ladies face the Rustlers at the NAIT gym. Game times Tues. Oct 30 Detroit(h) 7:30pm* took the game down to the final 30 seconds are 5 p.m. and 7 p.m. *PPV = Pay Per View (h) = home (a) = away before Mount Royal scored for a 1-0 win. Ooks Nation Men NAIT supporters have been grabbing up On the men’s side, NAIT dropped two Ooks Nation T-shirts, which come with two games to the Cougars by identical 4-2 scores. game tickets for just $10. Go Ooks, Go!!  The Nugget SPORTS Thursday, October 25, 2007 First battle lost, war is still on! NAHREMAN ISSA 1:01 in – Penner takes a penalty; Huselius makes him pay Leafs, celebrating their Stanley Cup win in the dressing room. Sports Editor with a goal. This makes me laugh, because the only way the Leafs will ever Calgary-1. Edmonton-0. Wow, it stings to say that, but it 6:30 in – Hemsky goes in on a breakaway, and misses the win the cup is through commercials and movies. Good luck with really burns to have to write it. The first instalment of the Bat- net. How??? that. (I hate the Leafs, and you should too!) tle of Alberta is in the books, with our Edmonton Oilers Captain Morgan commercial comes on. It’s the one After the first period, I stopped taking “notes.” I sat there on the losing end of the stick. Last Saturday, in the sec- about the guys who order a pizza and gets it delivered, with my sisters, some friends, and of course, my Flame(r)s fan ond game on Hockey Night in Canada, the Oil got out- with them in the car. This will become the new fad brother-in-law and took in the first ‘BOA’ of the 2007-2008 played and outscored by the Flame(r)s. What really every person will try now. Need a ride home, order a season. This game had a lot of excitement, with fights, break- sucks about losing to the Flames, on a personal note, pizza. Pizza delivery guys are going to be pissed. aways, huge saves and a red light that wouldn’t turn off in the is that my brother-in-law is a huge Flames fan. I love 8:40 in – Holy Roli!!! An unbelievable toe save by third period (not because the Oil were getting scored on but my brother-in-law, but every time he cheers, I want to Roloson. Hands down he’s the MVP of the season so because of a malfunction). What it didn’t have was a happy end- bash his head into a wall. I will give him credit, though. He far. ing for the Oil fans in Oil Country. Part two of the BOA will take doesn’t rub it in our faces. (Thanks Ali). This was also Mac T’s 13:34 in – Scoooooore! Gagner gets his first NHL goal. place on Nov. 10, at the same place, same time (same bat chan- 500th game as head coach, the third longest tenure in the NHL. Commercial comes on for a casino in the Niagara Falls area. nel!) The Flames may have won the first battle, but there are still So, to recap the first Battle of Alberta: It shows a hockey team, made to look like the Toronto Maple seven more games to go. ACAC Standings MEN’S HOCKEY Oct. 16 Team GP W L OTL Pts GF GA CUCA 89, NAIT 73 Mount Royal 4 4 0 0 8 22 6 Oct. 19 Concordia 4 3 1 0 6 17 14 NAIT 74, GPRC 63; SAIT 102, BC 36; NAIT 4 2 2 0 4 13 12 CUCA 75, TKUC 63; MacEwan 81, Augustana 75; MHC 76, SAIT 1 1 0 0 2 3 1 RDC 40 MacEwan 2 1 1 0 2 7 6 Oct. 20 Augustana 3 0 3 0 0 5 12 NAIT 75, GPRC 74; SAIT 76, BC 25; Briercrest 4 0 4 0 0 9 25 MHC 81, RDC 55; MacEwan 62, Augustana 47; CUCA 71, Oct. 19 TKUC 58 MRC 4, NAIT 2; CUCA 5, BC 3; SAIT 3, Augustana 1 Oct. 20 MEN’S VOLLEYBALL MRC 4, NAIT 2; CUCA 6, BC 4; SAIT 6, Augustana 3 Blue Division Team MP MW ML Pts GW GL WOMEN’S HOCKEY Mount Royal 4 4 0 8 12 2 Team GP W L OTL Pts GF GA MacEwan 4 3 1 6 11 6 Mount Royal 4 3 0 1 7 8 4 Red Deer 2 2 0 4 6 2 Red Deer 4 3 1 0 6 14 6 Briercrest 4 2 2 4 8 7 U of C 4 2 2 0 4 8 8 SAIT 2 1 1 2 4 5 SAIT 4 2 2 0 4 7 10 Grande Prairie 4 0 4 0 3 12 MacEwan 4 1 3 0 2 8 11 King’s 4 0 4 0 2 12 NAIT 4 1 3 0 2 6 12 White Division Oct. 18 Team MP MW ML Pts GW GL RDC 3, UofC 0 Medicine Hat 2 2 0 4 6 0 Oct. 19 Lakeland 2 2 0 4 6 0 MRC 2, NAIT 1; RDC 2 - UofC 1 NAIT 2 1 1 2 4 4 Oct. 20 Keyano 2 1 1 2 4 4 MRC 1, NAIT 0; MacEwan 4, SAIT 1 Lethbridge 2 0 2 0 0 6 Oct. 21 Portage 2 0 2 0 0 6 SAIT 3, MacEwan 1 Oct. 19 NAIT 3, KC 1 (24-26, 25-21, 25-14, 29-27) MEN’S BASKETBALL MRC 3, GPRC 1 (25-19, 23-25, 25-22, 25-11); North Division LC 3, LCC 0 (25-17, 25-21, 25-18) Team G W L Pts PF PA MHC 3, PC 0 (25-10, 25-16, 25-12) Concordia 4 3 1 6 313 267 RDC 3, BC 0 (25-23, 25-16, 31-29) MacEwan 2 2 0 4 173 131 MacEwan 3, TKUC 2 (23-25,22-25,25-23,25-20,15-10) Lady Ooks goaltender Alycia Monahan looks through a sea of Lakeland 2 2 0 4 172 138 Oct. 20 players to spot the puck during a recent game against the Red NAIT 4 2 2 4 307 307 KC 3, NAIT 1 (25-12, 19-25, 25-19, 25-20) Deer College Queens. King’s 4 2 2 4 259 286 MRC 3, GPRC 1 (25-20, 25-22, 23-25, 25-21) Grande Prairie 4 1 3 2 282 320 LC 3, LCC 0 (25-16, 25-16, 25-23) Augustana 4 0 4 0 267 324 MHC 3, PC 0 (25-9, 25-7, 25-6) South Division RDC 3, BC 2 (22-25,25-23,18-25.25-18,15-9) Team G W L Pts PF PA MacEwan 3, TKUC 0 (25-20, 25-21, 25-15) Briercrest 2 2 0 4 169 160 Red Deer 2 2 0 4 127 121 WOMEN’S VOLLEYBALL Medicine Hat 2 0 2 0 121 127 Blue Division SAIT 2 0 2 0 160 169 Team MP MW ML Pts GW GL Lethbridge 0 0 0 0 0 0 Mount Royal 4 4 0 8 12 1 Mount Royal 0 0 0 0 0 0 MacEwan 4 4 0 8 12 4 Oct. 16 Red Deer 2 2 0 4 6 1 NAIT 85, CUCA 81 Grande Prairie 4 2 2 4 7 7 Oct. 19 SAIT 2 0 2 0 2 6 GPRC 83, NAIT 77; BC 93, SAIT 86; King’s 4 0 4 0 2 12 MacEwan 76, Augustana 67; RDC 69, MHC 65; Briercrest 4 0 4 0 2 12 Oct. 20 White Division NAIT 71, GPRC 61; BC 76, SAIT 74; Team MP MW ML Pts GW GL RDC 58, MHC 56; MacEwan 97, Augustana 64; CUCA 70, Medicine Hat 2 2 0 4 6 0 TKUC 54 NAIT 2 2 0 4 6 1 Lakeland 2 2 0 4 6 4 WOMEN’S BASKETBALL Lethbridge 2 0 2 0 4 6 North Division Keyano 2 0 2 0 1 6 Team G W L Pts PF PA Portage 2 0 2 0 0 6 Concordia 4 4 0 8 325 250 Oct. 19 MacEwan 2 2 0 4 143 122 NAIT 3, KC 1 (25-22, 25-23, 23-25, 25-18) NAIT 4 2 2 4 278 316 MRC 3, GPRC 1 (25-19, 23-25, 25-22, 25-11) Grande Prairie 4 2 2 4 295 274 LC 3, LCC 2 (22-25,25-18,22-25,25-17,15-7) King’s 4 2 2 4 271 269 MHC 3, PC 0 (25-16, 25-14, 25-15) Lakeland 2 0 2 0 125 158 RDC 3, BC 1 (25-18, 23-25, 25-22, 25-22) Augustana 4 0 4 0 245 293 MacEwan 3, TKUC 1 (25-21, 21-25, 25-17, 25-20) South Division Oct. 20 Team G W L Pts PF PA NAIT 3, KC 0 (27-25, 25-16, 25-22) SAIT 2 2 0 4 178 61 MRC 3, GPRC 0 (25-11, 26-24, 25-14) Medicine Hat 2 2 0 4 157 95 LC 3, LCC 2 (22-25,25-23,25-22,19-25,15-10) Red Deer 2 0 2 0 95 157 MHC 3, PC 0 (25-13, 25-9, 25-15) Briercrest 2 0 2 0 61 178 RDC 3, BC 0 (25-13, 25-15, 25-17) Lethbridge 0 0 0 0 0 0 MacEwan 3, TKUC 1 (25-18, 25-12, 22-25, 25-15) Mount Royal 0 0 0 0 0 0 Thursday, October 25, 2007 SPORTS The Nugget  No Rush for lacrosse NAHREMAN ISSA Sports Editor appointment for Edmonton Rush president Duane Vien- Stepping up to the microphones, neau. The team had so much NLL Commissioner Jim Jennings going for it, with the Rush had to break the bad news to lacrosse only entering its third sea- fans all over Canada and the U.S. son in the NLL. “I would like to apologize to “We were very excited our fans first and foremost. We are going into this season com- deeply disappointed that the Profes- ing up. We felt that this was sional Lacrosse Play- our year to make the ers Association’s playoffs and we’re executive committee very disappointed in rejected our proposal all of this, especially without permitting all of the players for the fans. This is the to vote on the league’s final offer.” fourth time in seven years The 2007-2008 lacrosse sea- that the league and the play- son was officially cancelled on Oct. ers union have had to create 16, 2007. With this a new CBA. For a announcement, all 14 league to be stable, a teams (including the long-term deal CBA new franchise, the is vital. We hope to Boston Blazers) have use this time to cre- officially hung up their ate a long lasting lacrosse sticks (for agreement with the now). players and return Reasoning for the in great form for the lockout is simple, yet 2009 season.” redundant in all sports Duane The loss is espe- circles. The league Vienneau cially hard on Gen- and the Professional eral Manager/Head Photo by Brendan Abbott Lacrosse Players Association could Coach Paul Day. Ooks forward Chad Richmond hits the post in a game against the Mount Royal Cougars on Oct. 20 at not reach an agreement on a new col- “With the strides we’ve NAIT arena. NAIT lost the game 4-2. lective bargaining agreement by the made the past three years This was the year the Rush were host the 2008 NLL All-Star Game for some patience as they get every- set deadline of midnight, Oct. 15. and with having such a great summer going to make a run for the playoffs, this season. thing organized. Once again, sports fans (espe- making our team stronger, I was look- with the big moves made during the If you are a season ticket holder, Call 732-RUSH or check the Rush cially Edmonton fans) get the shaft. ing forward to this season and playing off season. Another big blow to the you will be given a full refund for any website at www.edmontonrush.com This lockout has brought much dis- in front of the best fans in the NLL.” Rush is that they were supposed to amount pre-paid. The Rush staff ask for details on season-ticket refunds. 10 The Nugget Thursday, October 25, 2007 ARTS&CULTURE Fright Night phenomenal

KELLEN NITRO A sellout crowd of 1,000 people packed the cosy confines of Nait’s main gymnasium for PWA Fright Night 2007 last Saturday night. And boy, were a lot of pre-con- ceived notions and beliefs about pro- wrestling changed. This event was the second leg of an Alberta-wide tour, with this show easily outdrawing the previous night’s show in Calgary. The main event featured two wrestlers from Spike TV’s “Total Non Stop Action” promotion, as “The Phenomenal” AJ Styles faced the challenge of “The Samoan Sub- mission Machine” Samoa Joe. This match was a five-star classic, and even with Styles’ constant bending of the rules, Samoa Joe walked away at the end of the night with the win and the bragging rights. On the title end of the spectrum, three out of the four Prairie Wrestling Alliance titles changed hands. The massive 400-plus pound Juggernaut is now the PWA heavyweight cham- pion, winning the title in a well-con- tested six-pack challenge within the Photo by Brendan Abbott confines of the 15-foot-high steel Wrestlers compete in PWA’s Fright Night event at NAIT gym on Oct. 20. cage. Scotty Putty is the new PWA cruiserweight champion, defeat- The fans were the real winners, were very sociable and complimented PWA, or if you think you have what it Also tune into nr92.com Wednes- ing Dusty Adonis. And The New though, with everyone leaving at the both the PWA and NAIT on an awe- takes to become a wrestler, be sure to day nights, from 8-9, for Nitroholic’s Karachi Vice are the PWA tag team end of the night with a smile on their some show. check out their website at pwawres- Anonymous, your weekly wrestling champions. faces. The stars from TNA wrestling For more information on the tling.ca. fix. The Ozzman still rocketh NAHREMAN ISSA see Ozzy’s ass. That’s right; he mooned us, and I loved it. First of all, I would love to thank the middle-aged men in Even though Rob Zombie was the opening the row ahead of me for getting me high for free. Secondly, Rob act, it didn’t feel like it. Rob completely stole the Zombie is one of the sexiest men in music. Gawd, I love him! show. His stage setup was one of the finest I’ve Anyways, about the show ... If you are a fan of hard, heavy, seen. There was a huge whacked up pig’s head kick-ass rock, this show did not disappoint. Ozzy Osbourne was with doors on it, in which Rob came out of. On back in town, with Rob Zombie as the opening act. The sold-out the side of the stage were big projectors which crowd at Rexall Place were on their feet Monday night the whole played scenes from old horror movies, naked time, singing and giving their all to the Prince of Darkness. cartoon characters and plain old topless chicks. Ozzy showed off his sense of humour at the beginning of As cool as that was, it was a bit distracting (in a his show by incorporating himself into scenes of hit movies and good way). It felt like I was part of the freak cir- TV shows such as, Pirates of the Caribbean, Lost, and too many cus (once again, in a good way). more to name. The show’s set list was about 12 songs long, with He started the show with his first single a crazy 10 minute or so guitar solo by the one and only, Zakk from his new album, which has just come out. Wylde. Not only did he warm up the fans for Ozzy, but Ozzy played the typical hits such as Crazy Train, Mr. Crow- he got up close and personal by singing More ley, and Bark at the Moon. He ended the set with the Black Sab- Human than Human on the ground, in the floor bath hit, Paranoid. Noticeably missing from the set list was No seats, with the screaming fans mugging him and More Tears, which I really wanted to hear. singing along. While he was in the audience, a During one part of the show, a huge cross, with Ozzy embed- huge robot/child/monster came out on the stage ded on it, was set on fire, slowly burning out by the end of the and danced. It was cool, yet creepy at the same song. With the band bowing and saying their goodbyes, fire- time. works were let off. One of the best moments of the night came at the end of where the speakers and the mics give off a static noise the whole Ozzy Osbourne still kicks ass, even though he can apply for Rob’s set. Rob sang the song Dragula decked out in the new Oil- time. Hey, it’s hard enough to comprehend Ozzy, let alone with a senior citizen discount next year. Which is exactly what Ozzy ers home jersey. Nothing gets Edmonton fans going more than the extra noise. All in all, it was a damn great show, and totally reminded me of; your senile grandpa who had a little too much anything to do with our beloved Oilers. worth the admission. to drink, and is dancing with the lampshade over his head. But The one complaint I had with the show was the sound qual- who wouldn’t want a grandpa as cool as Ozzy. We even got to ity. The concert is supposed to be loud, but not loud enough Thursday, October 25, 2007 The Nugget 11 oN STAGE Silversun Pickups shine

Silversun Pickups’ lead singer Brian Aubert rocks for a lucky few at the Starlite Room on Monday night.

GEOFF TATE Arts and Culture Editor While thousands of people fi led into Rexall Place to witness the Prince of Darkness unleash himself upon them Monday night, a handful of lucky SOBs got to grace the cathedral known as the Starlite Room. Deep within its eerie confines, a band known as Silversun Pickups rocked the baje- sus out of the select few fortunate enough to win tickets. Local radio station (you may have heard of it) Sonic 102.9 was cordial enough to get this four-member band for a private, win- your-way-in concert late Monday night, and I have to say, once again, free shit rocks! Hell of a show For not having to pay a thing to get in, the audience got a hell of a show given to them by lead singer Brian Aubert and company. And yes, the lead singer is a dude. But he was in no way nearly as cute as the female bassist. She is per- Photo by Geoff Tate haps the cutest girl I have ever had the privilege of staring at without being called a pervert. Brian had to correct himself for earlier calling Although the show got off to a late start, Sonic 102.9 something along the lines of Mario no one was really that bothered by it. With the or Link, stating, “I knew it was some sort of sweet tunes the DJ was pumping out pre-show, video game superhero.” there is no way you could stay mad. And when We all had a good laugh about that. Even the SSPU fi nally did get on stage, any buildup of six-foot-nine-inch tall, Metallica T-shirt wearing frustration anyone had was immediately washed behemoth in front of me who obviously confused away by Brian’s bipolar voice and drummer Rexall with Starlite Room had a little chuckle. Chris Guanlao’s ability to look like a Muppet The sound quality and intimacy of this show playing the drums. If you gave Chris purple hair was on a level of its own, and the performance and his skin a slight red tinge, he would have an itself was astounding. The Starlite Room did a uncanny resemblance to The Electric Mayhem great job keeping it real, and the Silversun Pick- drummer, Animal ... ups get an explosive high-fi ve for being so god- dam cool. Odds are you aren’t going to be able Perfect venue to witness them in person like that for many The personality of the band as a whole was a moon, which is unfortunate, because that is evident in such a small venue, and for the way absolutely the way they were meant to play. Silversun Pickups play, it perfectly refl ected the Overall, this concert was a blast, and I have atmosphere they were meant to perform in. to throw out a gigantic congrats to everyone who You could tell they were enjoying them- managed to make it in. Count me in for sure the selves up on stage, cracking jokes with the next time Silversun Pickups comes to town. audience and generally enjoying the free liba- tions given to them. At one point during the set, weds. oct. 31 3pm Psychic Dan Valkos SOCO girls Prizes for best costumes Drink specials 12 The Nugget ARTS AND CULTURE Thursday, October 25, 2007 AT THE MOVIES 30 Days of bad taste Riley P. Sorensen Upon receiving my ticket for 30 Days of Night, I was very excited to go and had somewhat high expectations of it, but quickly learned otherwise. Despite the unreasonable wait to let us into the screening after a thorough security check, my hopes were still high. The introduction of the few main characters was fairly promising and the first several minutes still hinted at the possi- bility of a good movie. If you are a big fan of the gore and peo- ple getting heads removed with an axe, than you will probably enjoy this movie. When the vampires do attack, you get some quality fight scenes, with some intense gore. However, with the introduction of the vampires also comes the most annoying thing about the movie; the screaming. It felt like every time a vampire was on screen, it just screamed as long and loud as it could to signal the others. It gets old fast; very fast. Further research led me to the fact that the movie was made by the same people that made The Grudge, which may explain the annoying sound syndrome. A vampire attack on a small town does not take long to kill off most of the population and that is where the movie slowed down. After everybody is dead and only a select few remain, it is mostly a waiting game for the sun to come up after the 30 days is up. Most of this time is just filled with vampires talking some ancient made up language and screaming. The ending left me with a bad taste like when you finally fin- ish that last sip of beer you’ve been nursing too long. It takes a turn for the worse and at that point you realize you just watched a sub- par vampire movie. You may end up enjoying the film, but I say wait until the cheap theatre to lessen the disappointment, since it will most likely leave you with a bad taste in your mouth as well. Gone Baby Gone a step above LIAM CRESWICK vision as a filmmaker, and goes well work though. All the cast, including as an actor. back into the story with a whole When a deadbeat mother’s little beyond just pointing a camera at Ed Harris, Michelle Monaghan and My only criticism is that, part schwack-load of new plot twists and girl is kidnapped in a rough Boston some fine actors and a good story. He Morgan Freeman do great work, but way through, there is a big lurch characters. Sure this takes the movie neighborhood, private investi- adds some cool touches, Ben’s little brother, Casey Affleck, in the otherwise smooth narrative. to the fascinating place it ends up at, gators Patrick Kenzie (Casey such as using the loud leads the film with a strong and The case appears to be wrapped up, but thinking it was time to leave did Affleck) and Angela Genn- bang of gunshots to create impressive performance. His char- we get a look at how all the charac- break the engaging hold the filmhad aro (Michelle Monaghan) panic instead of excite- acter Patrick is smart, tough and ter’s are dealing with the results, and on me. are hired by the girl’s aunt ment in the audience, cocky, but played so that his inexpe- even the voice of young Aflleck’s Gone Baby Gone elevates itself and uncle to assist in the city- and erratically switching rience and uncertainty shines though character begins to narrate like you from a typical crime mystery to a wide search. The people in between black camera and at the right moments. Though some would expect to see at the end any thought-provoking morality play. the neighbourhood are unco- bursts of video to build on similar traits and mannerisms can other film. If you look down at your This is a great effort from the broth- operative, and the police that panic. be seen, it would not be fair to com- watch though, you’ll realize you’ve ers Affleck that shows they each are don’t want to share their info, The compelling and pare Casey to his older brother, as only been in the theatre for about 45 film forces to be reckoned with. so Patrick uses his own street savvy thought-provoking traits of this he demonstrates in this film that he minutes. and detective skills to hunt down the film are not solely Affleck’s handi- has his own strengths and qualities The audience is then thrown girl’s kidnappers. What starts as a fairly interest- ing mystery story quickly becomes a truly complex and gripping moral drama. When there are two right Transformers for collectors things to do, how can you decide? Aaron Brin screenplay is just as stellar as it was ticons (the much cooler guys) with For a live action movie involving so Gone Baby Gone presents a bitter- One of the single greatest block- in the theatre. However a 42” wide- the humans caught in between. much CGI, despite small discrepan- sweet look at the classic, “Damned busters of this year was anything screen plasma with Dolby can swing Some minor flaws in the movie cies, it still lives up to the expecta- if you do, damned if you don’t,” but a bust. The release on DVD this one’s bias. are those seen in many other flicks tions everyone had for it. dilemma. season has sparked renewed inter- The movie progresses with the that share a similar fan base. Most Special features on the collector’s This is a directorial debut for Ben est in the Transformers. The action introduction into the Transformers noticeably that, despite the fact they disc include: how the movie was cre- Affleck, a guy who hasn’t been able scenes in this movie are great, the War over All Spark, a powerful cube are in a very populated city, there are ated, ‘I fight giant robots,’ and the to catch a break in recent years. This CGI interaction between the humans required for the creation of life on the almost no other “authorities” during pimped out wheels of the Autobots, film shows his movie-making chops, and robots is lifelike, and being able Transformer planet. As the war rav- the government chase scene; it seems making it a worthwhile purchase just even if it isn’t in front of the camera. to watch this anytime at home is a ages the Transformers’ planet, the a bit unrealistic that you don’t have to see them in action again. He recreates the atmosphere of must. cube is lost and crash lands on the spectators. If you don’t have it, buy it, if you a tough Boston neighbourhood with The “collectors edition” comes planet earth. Naturally, transform- A little Easter egg in the movie I don’t want it; get it for your future professional precision, and the film without the group of eight teens in the ers from either side follow the prize. only noticed on the DVD was when kids or midlife crisis. is paced very well for a mystery row behind you – talking and kick- With both forces vying for the All an Xbox becomes a transformer, it Worth the $30. story with so many twists and turns. ing the back of the seat. That said, the Spark, a war breaks out between the actually makes the same sound the Affleck does a lot to demonstrate his sound quality, cinematography and Autobots (the good guys) and Decep- Xbox makes when you power it up. Thursday, October 25, 2007 ARTS AND CULTURE The Nugget 13 Forever is now

NAHREMAN ISSA The second CD starts off This brings pure lust to the fore- This is Forever is the followup exactly where their first CD front, even with the inevitable CD from the band She Wants ended. Clearly they are singing breakup. This is the End speaks Revenge. about one girl, but who she is, we of sex without love or conse- For those unfamiliar with don’t know. The track, She Will quence, with such a line as, “Now SWR, the band consists of two Always Be a Broken Girl, sounds you’re pressed against somebody guys, Justin Warfield (singer and like a part two of These Things, who you don’t even like, though guitarist) and Adam Bravin (DJ). from their debut album. they’re cute and they’ll pass the Their music is a mix of both This CD may not be as sexy time, kissing around their neck rock and dance, with influences as their first CD, but it still gets and not their mouth, so they don’t from Interpol, Joy Division and the pulse going with such tracks look in your eyes.” Depeche Mode. as: Written in Blood, It’s Just SWR’s followup CD is a For me, the overall theme of Begun, and Pretend the World soundtrack of a continuous story the CD (musically) has a melo- Has Ended. Each song is not of sex, one-night stands, lust and dramatic ’80ish vibe to it, which complete without sexy lyrics, heartbreak. I strongly suggest you the Los Angeles duo pulls off bril- such as, “Whisper to me softly, pick up this CD, as well as their liantly. Warfield’s voice (which at ‘I’m yours’ ” (It’s Just Begun), to debut album, to get a full under- times can sound a little like David “Soft wet skin, hairs raised, body standing of their story. Bowie) is quite powerful, even tired; and the sheets are across though he sings in monotone. the floor” (Written in Blood). Velvet Revolver fires blanks

CRISTIAN TORRES song drudged into another, and with an well, not being Axl Rose. I also had the unfortunate luck of sit- “This is what I’ve been waiting for.” Having seen Velvet Revolver’s hour-long set, I found myself changing The band played like they were ting in the “smoking section.” I was Lyrically, Scott Weiland has waned, stellar 2005 tour to promote their plat- the display pictures on my cell phone going through the motions; where was even offered a toke at one point … becoming formulaic (repeating the cho- inum debut album Contra- rather than listening (FYI: the danger and L.A. rock-raunchiness but remember kids, you don’t know rus 20 times at the end of every song). band, I was eager to see I went from animal pics to these guys were known for? The set what’s in a stranger’s weed. Even Slash’s solos have weakened. their sophomore attempt mountain scenes). went by quickly and the only time the The problem with Velvet Revolver I’d be surprised if we see another Vel- last Oct. 16 at Rexall Velvet Revolver took freakishly skinny Weiland addressed is that they don’t hold a candle to Guns vet Revolver record, so the best we can Place. However, the super- the stage around 9 p.m. A the audience was to say “We’re Vel- ‘N’ Roses or Stone Temple Pilots. hope for is that these guys reunite with group of Guns ‘N’ Roses measly 5,000 fans showed vet Revolver, and we play rock and When the opening chords of STP’s the groups that first made them super. alums Slash, Duff McKa- up, and nearly the entire f#@k’n roll,” the exact same line he Vasoline played, the chick behind me gen and Matt Sorem, ex-Stone Tem- second deck was curtained off – not used in 2005. Although Weiland came summed up the experience saying, ple Pilots front man Scott Weiland surprising considering the poor con- through clearer in the and former Wasted Youth guitarist cert promotion and Libertad’s disap- sound mix, production Dave Kushner failed to live up to it’s pointing sales. Fans half-heartedly value as a whole was “super” moniker in support of their swallowed up Velvet Revolver origi- disappointing. The stage latest disc, Libertad. nals Fall to Pieces, She Builds Quick setup was lame, and The show got off on a bad start Machines and Slither, but went into there were no screens when opening act Alice in Chains were a frenzy for STP hits Interstate Love with live video of the replaced by El Paso, Texas group Sparta Song and GNR classics Mr. Brown- concert, which sucked for this leg of the tour. Sparta started off stone and Patience, where the crowd if you don’t feel like strong, but ultimately one depressing joined in to help Weiland make up for, standing for three hours. Gong Show is back! AMIT SHARMA Guys. This show is hosted by three fine gentleman After a week on hiatus, the weekly NR92 news named Kier, Johnny and Pat. show, The Gong Show, made its return. The Gong Now, I know you’re wondering how these boys Show is written and produced by third semester got the name for their show, so let me explain. students. We always get the inside scoop on all the Back in the day (like two semesters ago) you could major events going on at NAIT. see these guys sitting in the Fresh Express eating Today’s edition won’t be any different: we’ll their food when Kier realized he had an incredi- have original news stories, sports, and ble talent: he could catch fries in his entertainment all packaged into one mouth. So Johnny and Pat would incredible half hour. The Gong Show throw fries at Kier’s face and Kier runs every Thursday and today at 4. would catch them. Thus, the birth of The New Music Nooner of the Catching Fries with Those 3 Guys. week is local Edmonton hip-hop producer/song- Each host has his own one-hour segment on the writer Dystinkt. His open mind helps him stay cre- show. Kier enjoys a healthy dose of metal, Pat is ative and stretch his music beyond the top 40 tracks more of a grungy rock guy and Johnny will play you hear today. Dystinkt has a very versatile sound just about anything. Plus, they have the recur- that covers slow jams, club tracks and raw rap ring radio drama, Daggertoe, which is the story of anthems, and he is incredibly talented at putting a warrior chicken. Listen to Catching Fries with together entire albums for artists and recording. He Those 3 Guys every Tuesday from 4-7 p.m. is also very business savvy and does a great job of NR92 promotions will be starting up soon and combining his creativity with a business-like state of of course we’re always having contests and giving mind. Be sure to check him out at 12:30 this week prizes at the station. Make sure you listen at www. for the New Music Nooner on NR92. nr92.com, the south lobby, the business tower or This week’s featured show is the award-win- NAITSA to win! ning multi-host show Catching Fries with Those 3 That’s all for this week, folks! 14 The Nugget Thursday, October 25, 2007 Thursday, October 25, 2007 OPINION/FEATURES The Nugget 15

Any cartoonists out there? We at the Nugget are always looking for new talent to draw upon. From a one-panel political cartoon for the editorial page to those like you see above, all entries are welcome. 1 The Nugget STUDENT ISSUES/FEATURES Thursday, October 25, 2007 Program for Your horoscope Taurus (April 20-May 20) Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21) “The are four things “There is no limit to the good which cannot be gotten life’s lessons a man can do if he doesn’t back: the spoken word, care who gets the credit.” the sped arrow, the past MARTIN PALINDAT Life is also a great social tool. Peo- – Author Unknown life and the neglected op- A life simulation game is being ple will get to know each other based portunity.” tested as an online learning tool at on their personality as opposed to Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19) – Arabian proverb NAIT. just what they see. “Try? There is no try. There The program Second Life has “I think that’s what the avatar is only do or not do.” been used by NAIT President Dr. does, is it allows a student or per- – Yoda Gemini (May 21-June 20) Sam Shaw to teach his organi- son to demonstrate things about JULIE PHILLIPS “It is better to be defeat- zational behavior class. He used themselves through symbols,” Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb.18) ed on principle than to win the program while out of town to says Leanne McCarthy, director of Oct. 25–Nov. 1 “Whatever you can do, or on lies.” teach his class in a virtual campus recruitment and student life. dream you can, begin it. Bold- – Arthur Calwell environment. The program is really user Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22) ness has genius, power and Self assessments comparing stu- friendly and as soon as someone “We invent what we love, magic in it.” Cancer (June 21-July 22) dents to their in-game characters logs on for the fi rst time they’ll fi nd and what we fear.” – Goethe “We don’t see things as will be made possible. themselves on the tutorial island, – John Irving they are, we see them as “So if a person in real life is which will teach the player how to Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20) we are.” an introvert but their avatar is an play the game. Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 22) “To be great is to be misun- – Anais Nin extrovert, there’s going to be a To sign up and download the “Prosperity is a great teach- derstood”. superior learning opportunity here program, visit www.secondlife.com. er; adversity a greater.” – Ralph Waldo Emerson for our students to rationalize ‘how For more information on the game, – William Hazlitt Leo (July 23-Aug. 22) come I’m one way in real life, and there is a second life wiki available Aries (March 21-April 19) “Everyone thinks of a completely different way in vir- at wiki.secondlife.com. Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21) “Try not to become a man changing the world, but tual life?’ ” says Bill Fricker, tech- The use of the program is still “Who begins too much ac- of success, rather try to be- no one thinks of changing nology integrations and innovations in the testing phases, and there are complishes little.” come a man of value.” himself.” marketing consultant. hopes that it can be used as a learn- – German proverb – Albert Einstein – Leo Tolstoy Beyond classroom use, Second ing tool. GrApE Losers and hotties? Problem 20: ble but some are just untouchable suitable in accurately describing a descriptor, you shall immediately ally transmitted disease cleared up? My final year at nait, wahoo!! even with a 10 feet pole (example ... just how much something sucks. realize that the object or person in That’s elliptical, man.” Be sure to Can’t wait until its fi nally done. But that aaron guy from last year). And We, as the next generation of vocab- question sucks incredible amounts make a mental note of these vocab- there was just 1 little problem ... I i wasn’t aware that you branching ulary using individuals, will now of ass. As an example: “My phys- ulary changes for your upcoming witness losers and assholes around to the grapevines (grrrr ... my teri- refer to this two dimensional shape ics teacher is a cube.” Note the Technical Communications mid- the campus dating pretty decent tory ... lol, jk). naitboy13@hotmail. in the third dimension. From now upgrade from 2D to 3D. It is now term on November 5. looking women. Also there’s skinny com got name or a nick you can use, on, upon hearing the word “cube,” fairly obvious just how badly this Thank you for your time, ass dudes getting what they want. i highly recommend a nick like me or its variant “cubic,” being used as teacher sucks. Also: “You’re sexu- – Big Bird from da Hood The question is how does that work? MissMurder, so why you leaving I don’t understand how there was this beautiful city at the end of Octo- In Grapevines, you can speak anonymously to other students. jerks treating ladies like crap and ber? miss_murder_friday13th@hot- Contributions: [email protected] they’re still dating, but then again I mail.com that’s me. And anyone could be wrong. still pissed at me please refrain from – Nuggetboy emailing me, just give people a rea- • • • son to read the nugget/grapevine and Dear girl who found and returned yell at me in there. Hugs and Kisses my 10 bucks: for the original bad bunny (or evil). That was awesome. You could Welcome Back, have chosen to increase your per- – Miss Murder sonal wealth, but did not. I will now • • • dedicate that 10 bucks to the good of To the entertainment editor: society by purchasing candy, booze I now understand why you’re or possibly a funny hat, something crying in your picture. It’s because that will make the world a better your section sucks. The only time place. it’s readable is when the sports edi- – A Mysterious Stranger tor contributes!!! • • • -Sports Editor Hey Kiddies: • • • I’m BACK ... too bad I’m pretty “From henceforth, the term sure jeff is gone (looking for some- “tubular” will be replaced with one to argue with, to pass time) another, better, new age geometric Right now my beef is with the sin- shape. To keep up with the youth of gle choices (sorry, brent constan- today, as well as the ever-changing tin) but as the female side of the political landscape of sweet one-lin- hot single of the week is good but ers, it will be replaced by the shape/ the males are in bad judgment. No term “elliptical.” This shape/term, women want to see you without a when used as a descriptor, will por- shirt on the back of the Nugget, and tray exuberant amounts of joy or therefore is tacky. Not saying that excitement. Also, the derogatory all the males hot single are horri- shape/term “square” is no longer Thursday, October 25, 2007 The Nugget 17 Ask a Counsellor Getting your mind around exams

David Appell cope with exam stress long before the 15. Stop anxious thoughts by say- something you are allowed to bring 25. Don’t panic when others turn Student Counselling exams occurs. – make sure you prac- ing stop or imagining a large stop sign into an exam. in their exams – use the entire exam Q: Exams are coming and I get tise those strategies so you are good at – allowing minimal air time for anx- 19. Think of something humorous time – last time I checked there were so nervous my mind goes blank. What them and can access them readily dur- ious thoughts will keep the stress min- – humour is a great stress reliever. no awards for finishing first and usu- can I do about this? ing the exam. imized and in check. 20. If you go blank, move on – ally those people have done poorly on A: It is important to first determine Here are some strategies for stay- 16. Keep the exam in perspective consider a memory lapse as something the exam, not well like we convince why you are getting so nervous about ing calm before and during exams: or consider the worst case scenario if normal not something to panic about. ourselves when they hand the exams exams. It is normal to have some 1. Create an anti-anxiety/stress the exam were done poorly – fyi, it’s 21. Use distraction techniques in early. exam stress because exams are stress- lifestyle that includes adequate restful not a life threatening situation! such as counting backwards. Thanks for you timely question ful performance activities. However, sleep, balanced nutritious meals and 17. Daydream – flood your mind 22. Sip on water or chew gum. and I hope some of these techniques if your mind is going blank and you opportunities for recreation (down- with pleasant thoughts. 23. Change your body position. work for you. All the best on your are not getting the marks you realisti- time from studying) 18. Focus on a calming object – 24. Don’t rush through the exam. exams! cally think you should, you may need 2. Have a pre-exam routine that some assistance. contributes to feeling calm. It is important to ask yourself, 3. Be well prepared (do daily and “how well do I know my subject mat- weekly review) CLUBS CORNER ter on a scale of 1 to 10.” If you score 4. Develop effective exam prepa- [email protected] for more details. 6 or less I would suggest you have ration and exam writing techniques. Encana ••• an issue with not understanding the 5. Work toward understanding and Aboriginal Centre The Campus Club Centre has been drum- course material. If you score a 7 or being able to apply the material rather Students feel comfortable in the Encana ming up interest from its survey. higher on your estimate of the subject than simply memorizing it. Aboriginal Student Centre because of the many Some e-mails from the survey are bouncing matter and are achieving marks well 6. Manage outside (non-school) services and supports it offers including: back. If you haven’t heard from us, it could be below 70% (e.g., 55% or less) then I sources of stress. • Liaison services to connect students with that your e-mail was one of these. would suggest considering the follow- 7. Build in many self tests to deter- the services available to them. If you were interested in any clubs, call 471- ing points. mine what you truly know. • Social gatherings. 8871 or e-mail the Clubs Manager (roseb@nait. ca) and let her know what you would like to get 1. Keep exams in perspective – an 8. Practise deep breathing. • Volunteer opportunities. involved in. opportunity to demonstrate what you 9. Create an image in your mind • Various business services, including computers, printing, photocopying, fax and There will be a Ski/Snowboarding Club ini- know. and add all your senses to this experi- tiated shortly. 2. Don’t compare yourself to ence to keep yourself calm. telephone. Program Areas: A Rollerblading Club will be initiated after classmates. 10. Use a tense and relax progres- • Aboriginal Cultural mid-term week. It will be 3. Don’t freak if others leave the sion – tense all your major muscles Awareness Program. a fun and laidback group, exam early. groups, one at a time for five seconds, • Aboriginal Men- a great way to get away 4. Don’t arrive too early for the then relax. Progress from your head to torship and Role Model from the books for a night. exam – don’t discuss what will be on toes or vice versa. Program. If you are interested in the exam with classmates. 11. Plan a believable positive self • Aboriginal Alumni this club, e-mail the clubs 5. Make sure you are relaxed when script or two e.g. I can do this, I’ve Chapter. manager and she will for- ward your information. studying so that relaxed state will attended all my classes, I understand • Aboriginal Placement O n e h u n d r e d a n d carry over into the exam situation. this material. Program. • Northern Student twenty six people indi- 6. Set realistic academic goals for 12. Praise yourself – be aware cated they were inter- yourself – a goal should motivate you of how you speak to yourself during Services. Aboriginal Student ested in a Dodgeball Club to achieve your best, but goals should exams. on campus. With this not stress you out. 13. Exercise aerobically. Club kind of interest ... lots of 7. If you stress over exams, make 14. Visualize yourself being Event: Club Meeting teams can be put together sure you develop some strategies to successful. When: Thursday Nov. 7 easily. 4:00 – 5:30 P.M. There is a Dodgeball Where: E-121 Aboriginal Tournament on NAIT Cam- Student Centre pus on Oct. 31 in the NAIT Why: Discuss fundraising Gym for two times – one at Where’s the for Belize, Feb. 2008 11:10-12 p.m. and another ••• at 12:10 p.m.-1 p.m., put  HELP WANTED! on by Campus Sport and Wellness. Entry dead- Interesting Thought Drama Club is putting line is Oct. 27. Prizes, prizes, prizes! romance gone? together a news skit spoof, sort of like Saturday There is also going to be a U of A Dodge- Night Live episodes. ball Tournament on Oct. 27. More information LADY LOVE ordered them he said, “To go, please.” They have many fun and unique ideas. If will be forthcoming. If you’re interested in lead- I can’t tell you how long it has I thought, OK, where are we you are computer savvy, they are looking for ing these warriors, e-mail or call the campus been since I’ve been on a date that going. He had a bag of nuts in his editing assistance for their recording, and/or clubs manager and she will put you in touch surprised me. Usually the guy will hand, but I figured he liked nuts, so light staging. with the NAIT Dodge Ballers. ask, “Well, uh, what do you wanna I didn’t ask any questions. The nuts Please contact Hans Potter via e-mail at There are many more clubs to get going! do?” were actually for the squirrels. We I hate being asked what I want went on a walk through a park by a to do. You asked me out, so, figure it lake as we fed squirrels. Upcoming Events out. Rule No. 1, don’t be late. Rule It might sound really corny, but KVA Club Interesting Thought Drama Club No.2, dress to impress. Rule No.3, it was actually the best date I’ve ever Event: Ooks 50/50 home game draw Event: Practices have an impressive date already been on. He was on time, he looked (Men’s hockey) When: Wednesday nights planned out. good and he was romantic. I know, When: Friday, Oct. 26; 7 p.m. 5 p.m. until 7 p.m. Where: Room E120 (Nov. 7, Nov. 14, Dec. A plain dinner and a movie just impressive dates like that are a three- Where: NAIT Arena Biological Sciences 5); Shaw Theatre (Oct. 31, Nov. 21, Nov. 28, isn’t cutting it anymore. I can’t even times-in-a-lifetime type of thing. So, Dec.12) count how many dinner-movie dates I basically, two more dates like that, Event: Bake Sale When: Wednesday, Oct. 31; NAIT Hip Hop Club have been on in the last year. Far too and it’s all over. Event: Free hip hop introductory classes many. I doubt any more romantic dates 11:15 a.m. to 1:15 p.m. Where: Table outside NAITSA of.ce When: Wednesdays 7 p.m. – 8 p.m. The last romantic date I was on like that will be happening soon. I’ve E-131 Where: Room S-112 was nearly two years ago. accepted the idea that romance in Petroleum Club For more details, [email protected] The man picked me up at 9 Edmonton has died or has just com- Event: Beer Garden Bible Study Group o’clock in the morning for what I pletely gone missing. When: Wednesday Oct. 31 Event: Meetings thought was going to be a regular cof- I’ve got a date coming up this 3:30 p.m . to 10 p.m. When: Every Friday 12:15 p.m. to 1:10 p.m. fee date. weekend. I wonder, what it’ll be, or Where: Annex Dock Where: X209 We did go to a coffee shop and as we where? 1 The Nugget Thursday, October 25, 2007 Thursday, October 25, 2007 The Nugget 19 For someone special Your sensitivity, your smile, get when I think of you, Your thoughtfulness, see you, talk to you or when I hug you Your words, the way they will stay Always to be respected for with me always your wisdom, soul and heart Your views, your morals, Always shine, telling me what something You have done with your life and what you have done I can see it in your eyes for me I feel it in my heart

The way you listen and care, You are someone Special the warmth that always Always and for ever feels near even when you are not HAPPY TWO YEARS ANNIVERSARY – Written To Layal F. The oh so strong feeling I By M.F.S. NAITSA needs you!! Poll Clerks and Ballot Counters needed for NAITSA Senate by-election on Thursday, Nov. 1, 2007 Poll Clerks required from 8:30 a.m. – 4:30 p.m. Ballot Counters required from 4 p.m. – 7 p.m. $10/hour Some training required.

For more information: Please e-mail Rita at [email protected] or come by the NAITSA office (E131) Classifieds to sign up. After Hours Singles Party Public Service Announcement Meet New and Interesting People Attention, all you Ook fans! The Edmonton Party Line Race down to our gym and show school spirit for our men and women’s Dial: 44-Party volleyball teams. Join in the excitement on Oct. 26 as the men prowl for Ads* Jokes* Stories & MORE! revenge on the Lakeland Rustlers. The rally begins with the women at 6:30 Free Local Call *Ladies-R-Free* 18+ p.m. and then the men follow at 8:30. Don’t be late! Blue Willow Blue Willow Restaurant is hiring for dining and administrative personnel, coun- ter sales, drivers and maintenance staff. Flexible hours to .t busy schedule. VOLUNTEER? Must be organized, able to multi-task and willing to learn. Wage depends on experience. Snowflake Gala Visit our website: www.bluewillowrestaurant.com or contact Stan at 428-0584. The Stollery Children’s Hospital Foundation requires over 300 energetic and creative volunteers to help prepare for the magical winter wonderland of Part Time On Your Time Snowflake Gala on Dec. 10. Sign up as a group or individually – call or e-mail Looking for a computer programmer that can build a database and website. Billie-Rae Hill at 431-4623 or [email protected] Well-paid position. Call David @ 242-7253 Study Buddy SLH Transport Study Buddy is a volunteer tutoring program offered jointly by Edmonton Is looking for p/t dock workers, for afternoon and evening shift and day shift for Catholic and Edmonton Public schools. This program matches a tutor with an Saturday. Good transit service. $12.75 an hour. Male or female. individual or group of students to assist them in their school work. If you are Phone 451-7543 interested in this short-term volunteer role, please contact Marlee at 419-2677 for all the details. Large, 2-bedroom apartment FOR RENT Red Cross 106 Street and 118 Avenue; $1,300/month Canadian Red Cross is now recruiting volunteers for its “Disaster Manage- Call Cathy at 686-7339 ment Training Program.” This unique program offers support to those left after disasters within the City of Edmonton. If you would like more information, Back pain? please call 423-2680 or go online at www.redcross.ca/cnar Contact [email protected] for remedial massage. Special NAIT student rates. RMT. 20 The Nugget Thursday, October 25, 2007 SINGLESINGLE OFOF THETHE WEEKWEEK Sizzling senator!

making cookies. there isn’t much choice, so I was with And with that, which is in no way a this guy that I hated for like a year and segue to my next topic, I introduce Lor- a half. He was just an all around loser. rie, a first year hospitality student and member of the NAITSA Senate. B: How so? B: Hello. L: He had no car mostly. I feel like L: Hi. the man if I have to drive my boyfriend around. If I drive, then you’re the bitch B: Lorrie, tell me a bit about and I wear the pants. I always wear the BRENT yourself. pants in the relationship. CONSTANTIN L: Well, I’m from Ponoka, and I’m Chimney sweep 17 years old. B: So you ended it with him, then. L: Yeah, we never got physical. All NAITSA executives are B: *zips up pants* OK, I’ll keep required to take a certain number of in mind that you’re a minor during the B: OK … class hours each week to stay in office interview. L: He never put his junk in my (which makes sense, if you’re not in L: But don’t put down how old I trunk. school at least some of the time you am. Whenever people find out I’m 17 Lorrie can’t really be a student executive), and they hate me. I was at a party a while B: That’s pretty vulgar. So what are I’ve been taking a vegan cooking class ago and everyone was really nice until you looking for in a guy then? Obvi- L: Yeah, how much do you weigh? introducing himself. over the past few weeks. I told them my age, then no one talked ously a car? I’m not a vegan, and I’m not a to me after that! L: I’m looking for a guy that can B: ummm …. B: So why are you hot, Lorrie? cooking class, so why would I sign up, handle late night phone calls and puts L: I want a guy that can step up L: I thank my mama. I just think you ask, loyal reader? B: Maybe you need to make some out. and be there for me, someone who can I have unique features that are pretty Simple; I like being around people friends that aren’t, how do you say, make me laugh, someone charming, interesting. that have things like “ideals” and “val- assholes? B: You’re an interesting young not awkward, a large shoe size … ues,” it makes me feel like I have some L: So don’t put my age down, OK? woman. Well there you have it. Live life to the by association, plus I like hippie girls. L: I don’t want any skinny boys, B: Come on, keep it clean. fullest and contact Lorrie here at the Nug- But, sadly, my class is full of mid- B: Sure thing. (Editor’s note – they make me feel like a hippo. I want L: I think just someone that has get by e-mailing me at bconstantin@nait. dle-aged mothers looking for solutions Brent is a liar) So tell me about your a bigger guy, around 180-200 pounds, the balls to approach you. Even if I’m ca. That’s the same address for becoming to their thyroid disorders. That, and I last relationship. around six feet tall. not interested in a guy, I always have a future HSW too. Just find a good time broke a blender last week while I was L: Well, I’m from a small town, so B: That’s pretty specific. to give him props for coming up and to get together and we’ll chat about life. Out and about How old were you when you stopped trick-or-treating? AMY BIZOVIE

I was 18 years old! I was 16. I’m going this Halloween. Probably 14, because I I actually have never gone. was too tall.

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