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I bought the company Oh yeah ah! minute?" from old Boggle and appointed myself Fungus on her earlobes, "Call me Bortley, son. What can I Board Chairman at $75,000 a year. warts on her nose, 0(chuckle, chuckle) do you for, son?" That's where I've been ever since." but when she starts to rock, "Ha, ha, sir, vei-y funny." "Truly an inspiring story, Mr. Alper­ she go, go, goes. "Thank you, son." stien." She's my teenage princess in her "Sir, would you consider letting the "Thank you, son. But call me Bort­ old anny shoes, students here in on the secret of your ley; Mr. Alpei-stien sounds too dad- a too cool kitty who's success?" blasted fonnal. Just think of me as one the absolute end, "Of course son, where shall I start?" of the boys." "A little background first, Bortley." oo-oo-roopy doopy goopy, "Sure son. I graduated in '21 Avith DREAM GIRL oo-oo-boopy doopy doopa a Bachelor of Arts degree. '21 was a Oh yeah ah! Eveiy healthy American boy needs a ^great year son. You got a fair bunch She's built like a horse, dream girl. She's one of those essentials Vf ballplayers here now, but I think we, and age thirteen. like Mom's apple pie, or the old swimmin' the team that is, would have pushed But she's a real mean, hole. After all we've foug'ht two wai-s them out of the stadium. I say this of real keen teenage queen. in the last 15 years for apple pie and course with all due modesty." She's my teenage princess in her swimming holes, haven't we? If you "Oh then you were on the '21 team, old aiTTiy shoes. don't believe it I can see that you don't ?" She's every teener's dream and sir see many movies. And it's the same the absolute end, "Not exactly, boy, I sold programs at way with dream girls. the gate." Of course styles change in dream oo-oo-hoopa zoopa doopa, "Oh." girls, just like anything else. So if oo-oo-loopy i-oopy doopa. • "Where was I boy?" you've been standing in tvont of the Oh yeah ah! 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