Vol. LVII, No. 24 GEORGETOWN UNIVERSITY, WASHINGTON, D.C. Friday, April 5. 1974 -- Suspects Captured In Cafeteria Heist by Melaine Bieros "In Sherlock Holmes stories, the pattern is to go back to the scene of the crime," Food Services Director John Bengiovi commented after "the second attempted robbery" of Darnall cafeteria Saturday that led to the capture of two men suspected in the March 23 Darnall robbery. "Two SUSpiCIOUS characters The police then staked out the cafeteria is relatively isolated. were seen in the basement of place." with its office set apart from the Darnall Hall Saturday afternoon. I Bengiovi noted. "They had dining area. had witnessed two suspicious detected a pattern that five None of the approximately characters seen there the night of minutes after the manager left, $3,500 taken in the March 23 the actual robbery. They were the the place was robbed." robbery has been recovered, ac­ same ones," Bengiovi said. Then. according to Bengiovi, cording to Bengiovi. Describing the resulting precau­ the Darnall manager noticed "the On Monday morning the three tions taken, Bengiovi explained, same suspicious characters" when managers made statements to ... "The Metropolitan Police Depart­ he was leaving about 7 p.m. He police and were scheduled to go Speaking at the Law eeftter, Consumer advocate Ralph Nader stressed ment was notified and they sent notified the detectives "who downtown for an identification the need for more lawyers in the public interest field. three detectives to investigate. watched the suspects attempt to process this week. enter the building via the loading Bengiovi described the suspects docks. The three detectives ape of the second break-in as "two proached the suspects with drawn young black males, in their Nader Asks Re-evaluation guns and arrested them on suspi­ twenties." He noted that one of cion," Bengiovi said. the suspects "had worked here The two men were then re­ seven years ago when Harding­ OfModern Legal System Iieved of their guns, later, "the Williams had the contract in same exact roll of tape used to Darnall." by Jim Colaprico "The whole traditional system Nader suggested that the law bind the manager" was found in a A third suspect in the March Consumer advocate Ralph is out of tune with economic center schedule a series of confer­ suspect's pocket and the "alleg­ 23 incident is still at llll'le, Nader, speaking before a near reality. When you take a look at ences on the new legal career edly stolen coat used for hiding according to Bengiovi. capacity crowd at the Law Center, the number of persons who need opportunities that are opening. the money" (from the previous ThE' Food Service Director attacked what he termed, "the some form of legal service and "We need an effort to pio~eer week) was found in the suspects' noted that action has been taken traditional concept" of law prac­ then at the number of those new roles. Don't wait for the car, according to Bengiovi. to insure the security of the tice and stressed the need for individuals who can actually af­ older, more traditional lawyers to Bengiovi cited a possible reason loading dock and cafeteria at more lawyers in the public inter- ford it, the difference in the carve your roles for you. If they why Darnall cafeteria rather than Darnall. "They lock (the loading est field. , numbers is shocking. Most people do, you will probably wind up New South cafeteria was robbed: dock area) up now and we've "Every law student must start don't even bother to look for a working in the civil service where Whereas New South cafeteria is reduced the amount of money evaluating the role that he will lawyer anymore," Nader empha­ the only way to lose your job is "busy with a lot of people kept there (at the Darnall Food play in the legal system. I'm sure sized. by doing it." running around," tfie Darnall Service Office)." that when he looks into the role of the traditional lawyer, espe­ cially the corporate lawyer, he will find that it is meticulous and D.C. Board of Zoning to Approve redundant. The work load is mostly clerical and takes little or no creativity on the part of the -University Master Building Plan individual," Nader complained, after prefacing his speech with by Wayne Saitta between Nand 0 Sts., property struct east of the 37th Street site the Walsh building on 36th St. that "this is not going to be a very The D.C. Board of Zoning west of the backyards of homes wall," commented Miller. • The location of a residence optimistic speech." Adjustment (B.Z.A.) has approved on 36th St., between 0 and P Sts. Besides providing for the USE' of for the Jesuits between the Reiss He went on to· say that the the G.U. Long Range Develop­ This area includes the disputed the annex lot. the plan approved Science Building and Darnell Hall. field of public interest law is ment Plan, barring any last minute lot. by the B.Z.A. also gives George­ • The location throughout the much more appealing and gives changes, informed sources re­ Also disputed was the pro­ town the variance n -eded to west side of the campus of several "quality to the spectrum of legal ported this week. Though the case posed density of the student realize three other propositions: multi-use living and learning com­ work. "It is much more de­ has been decided, the minutes of population that would be housed • The renovation of existing plexes based on the podium manding and has a greater level of the meeting have not yet been on the annex two lot. According commercial developments oppo- structure concept. responsibility." approved. Until the order is to sources close to the situation, signed, the University cannot start the figure that the Board will Nader stressed that the major decide on is approximately 300 characteristic of the public in­ implementation of the plan. The students, 2·10 students short of terest law field is that it is official order is expected by next the original number requested by composed of "lawyers without week, according to William A. the University. clients." Miller, Viet' President of Planning and Physical Plant. Though the plan has reportedly "Each individual is his own There were two major points been approved, the University client in that he pursues issues of conflict between the Board's cannot start building until it that affect his own conscience. members that held up its action submits, for the B.Z.A.'s approval. Instead of using only the skills for four months. ThE' first ques­ the specific plans for each build­ that he has learned in law school, tioned the limits of the Univer­ ing. Miller. however, do»s not feel he combines them with the values sity's boundaries with regard to that this will \pn()u~ly hamper the that he has attained throughout whether they included the old execution of the plan. his life." annex two site, opposite Healy "Within the boundaries of the The consumer advocate further Circle, where the University plans main campus. as long as we don't explained that the major responsi­ to build a new dormitory. increase the student body, we bility of public interest lawyers is The B.Z.A.'s decision estab­ won't have any problems. How­ to provide a balance to the lishes the boundaries to include ever, there still could be some "adversary system" of legal ser­ the East Campus, University controversy with any particular Miller: "There still CC'uld be some controversy with any particular vices. owned property west of 36th St. building that we want to con- building that we want to constnJet East of the 37th St. wall." Page 2 The HOYA Friday, April 5, 1974 Godson Program Labor Conference Vital'

by Bruce Rosen "The scholarship on labor's groups, foundation grants, and the Most people at Georgetown role in international affairs has New York-based National have not even heard of it. Its been extremely poor," said God­ Strategy Information Center (a director calls it a "foreign service son. "Only within the past few national defense information school for labor leaders." And yet years has there been a new wave clearinghouse), and sponsored by the G.V. International Labor of thinking which is re-examining the School for Summer and Program (LL.P.) is entering its the roles of transnational rela­ Continuing Education and the third year, producing seminars, tions: multinational corporations School of Foreign Service, the conferences, and international and trade unions -as international LL.P. mobilizes over $100,000 in labor policy to over 30 labor actors." funds annually. It has organized groups across the nation. Godson, who did his doctoral activities for the American Fed­ Founder-director Dr. Roy God­ dissertation on labor's foreign eration of Teachers, the American • e. ~ son sees the rapidly expanding policy, also said that while labor Federation of Government ... ':>:;',';.- ~, program as vital to the awareness pursues a policy in its own Employees, the Allied Industrial , ". /c;' > '" 'f of today's labor leaders. "Amer­ interest, this does not mean that Workers, and the New York f' ;,./. ican labor has been involved in there is no cooperation with the Central Labor Council, to name a Dr. Roy Godson sees the G.U. International Labor Program as vital to international affairs since the days United States government. few. the awareness of today's labor leaders. of the anti-imperialist positions of On the contrary, Godson said American Federation of Labor that the U.S. Agency for Inter­ founder Samuel Gompers. How­ national Development contracts JointLawDegreeProgram ever, there is little material on the with AFL-CIO overseas organiza­ subject, let alone educational tions for over $6 million annually programs," Godson said. for foreign labor organizations and Godson, a professor of govern­ institutes. At the same time, he Created by S.F.S.-G.U.L.C. ment, pointed out that the AFL­ added, labor will use its influence by E. C. Mandigo Director of the program, Ms. orientation. She pointed to the CIO spends over $22 million with the government to "go to The Law Center and School of June Kalijau, stressed the unique­ internships planned for the third abroad annually aiding trade bat" for trade unionists in coun­ Foreign Service have announced ness of the program in its practical and fourth years of study. unions in underdeveloped nations. tries such as the Philippines or the institution of a new joint While the organization has come South Vietnam. program to train practitioners of under attack by many historians According to Godson, the LL.P. international law. The program, and political scientists as an is designed to prepare trade union scheduled to begin with fifteen instrument of American foreign leaders (or making foreign policy students in September, will allow policy, Godson denies this, claim­ decisions within their own spheres participants to achieve both a ing that the evidence is over­ of influence. 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For free information write 36th & N Streets, N.W. The Tutoring School with Admissions Director 337-8100 the Nationwide Reputation Enders Island Store Hours: 9:30 to 6 Daily, including Saturdays. Mystic, Connecticut 06355 .- ...... Friday. April 5. 1974 The HOYA Page 3 Announce Spring SEC Schedule Investigation ofRival Mountain Slated To StirsSECControversy Replace Crosby-Nash by Patrick Early "This group is being billed as by Ken Zemsky us this late, after we sunk $160 Mountain, a rock group, will the original Mountain," Werner Investigation of the legality of into the movie, so the show was .~ replace Graham Nash and David continued, "and features West, on-campus . activities regarding on for Wednesday. But our status the S,E.C. concert Bruce, and Lang (the group's for next week is uncertain." Crosby at potential S.E.C. rival Entertain­ scheduled for April 22. The original members)." ment Unlimited has produced a S.E.C. Chairman Gregg Werner , replacement became necessary In addition to Mountain, the controversy about Hilltop enter­ countered Mark's charges stating when both Crosby and Nash tainment. that he did not oppose any April 22 concert will include a cancelled their concert date at second act, with Spooky Tooth Entertainment Unlimited, an competition. "I! they do a better Georgetown. offshoot of the highly successful job than us, they'll win. But tentatively scheduled to fill this Gregg Werner, S.E.C. chairman slot. organization, Campus Travels, is Entertainment Unlimited raises stated that "Nash wanted to attempting to compete with legal questions. \ "When we book a second act," change the date to times that were S.E.C. by staging a mid-week "Non-profit organizations can impracticle for us.... He refused Werner explained, "it's generally moV'te series. Wednesday marked use University facilities, but for to cooperate with us, and told us up to the first group and the tht! program's premiere, with the commercial organizations it's ille­ agency to pick the second group. GREGG WERNER that if he could not play those showing of Bonnie and Clyd,e in gal, to my understanding. The days, he would not play." Right now, both of them are Reiss. University doesn't want to open explaining the three dollar per Crosby had earlier backed out leaning toward Spooky Tooth." up to any commercial enterprise." entertainment Chairman Andy hour fee both he and co-Chairman of the date citing personal prob­ S.E.C.'s last concert, Three ~his Mark week charged S.E.C. The investigation of Ms. John­ Mike Durante are receiving. S.E.C. lems. "We are now concentrating Dog Night, held on Friday, March with badgering the fledgling son and Dr. Patricia Reuckel, Vice officials currently work without our efforts on people who are 22, was considered a success by organization, trying to shut off President for Student Develop­ pay. more reasonable and still musi­ concert director Bruce Feinberg. any competition. Commented ment, will demand financial scru­ Werner also added that "We cally comparable to (Crosby)," he Mark, "Two Student Government tiny of Entertainment Unlimited "The concert appealed to a had a mid-week program at the said, "We cannot afford any more segment of the student body that leaders have told me that S.E.C. is to determine if it is non-profit. beginning of the semester and it time and money to play games looking to close us down. Mark has proclaimed his intent to we have been unable to reach with was very successful. We may pick with neurotic musicians who ulti­ previous concerts. In that way "Sue Johnson (Director of put on a year-end show with any mately cancel their performances it up again, but Andy hasn't alone, it would have to be termed Student Activities) initially ap­ profits that accrue, thus returning contacted anyone at S.E.C. about and withdraw their committ­ proved our application to use the the funds to the community successful. But in addition to that, running a mid-week series through ments." we made money, so obviously it facilities (Reiss). After S.E.C. indirectly. "We have a firm committment S.E.C. was a great concert." talked to her I heard the applica­ However, one trouble spot for The S.E.C. Chairman con­ from Mountain," Werner stated. tion was being reconsidered. I told Mark regarding the non-profit cluded that he was merely acting "Right now, we're just waiting to The Mountain concert will be Sue it was not possible to cancel nature of the new group will be in in his role as a businessman in receive Coach Rienzo's permission the fourth concert held in the checking up on a potential rival. to use the gym. He has been out Gym this academic year. The "We simply wanted to find out of town, but we should get the go S.E.C. has held a number of who our competition was and ahead from him this week. We smaller concerts in Gaston Hall whether he was legal. If he is, then don't anticipate any problem here this semester as part of their new, we'll just have to do a better job, based on Rienzo's cooperation in successful 'Gaston Hall Perfor­ and I think we can." the past." ming Arts Series.'

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SPRINGFIELD MALL CINEMA II TYSON TWIN I ClTy STATE_ ZIP CODE _ Springfield. Va. Me Lean, Va. GU PHONE _ Page 4 The HOYA Friday, April 5, 1974 editorial No Strings Attached Once upon a time, a bunch of students addition to the usual complexities en­ decided to aid victims of cancer. To raise countered in setting up a major tournament, funds these students decided to stage a tennis had difficulty obtaining legal sanction. The tournament. To stage a tennis tournament, two rival tennis federations volleyed back and they decided to use the facilities of their alma forth, while Student Government lawyers mater, Georgetown University. earned their pay. Frustration hit the activists... it was Finally, the tournament sponsor, Equity admirable to assist the Lombardi Cancer Funding Insurance, went bankrupt, thereby Research Center; tennis is a popular spectator reneging on a $60.000 pledged sponsorship. sport; yet Georgetown being Georgetown, This caused more than a few fits, plus a loss frustration was inevitable. of credibility for this year's promoters. in This year the major obstacle was the addition to the anxiety found among Equity administration's refusal to allow the gym to policy holders. be used. This was great news for USLTA's rival Somehow. everything has been worked out tennis organization, the WCT. It was not great rostrum and the third annual Lombardi Tennis news for those who knew cancer victims. Tournament is currently underway. It all goes The administration came out squarely to prove two things. The recently established Commission on Campus Media is dealing against cancer, which was comforting; yet, the with journalistic freedom and responsibility at Georgetown. In view First, faith in an ideal backed up by hard of their investigation, the comments of Hilltop student George reasons for the refusal were never explained. work can overcome any frustration the Behan (C'75) are pertinent. George is a budding journalist and a Behind the scenes it was uttered that political Hilltop can offer. In this case. it will help member of the A thletic Advisory Board, proving that even a jock pressure from WCT sympathizers convinced can type. alleviate the incurability of cancer, that The campus newspaper, on this campus as well as on many Second Healy to keep hands off the hTfeatest of all frustrations. others, exists in a unique position. It is financed primarily by USLTA-sanctioned tournament. And it says something about Georgetown unversity funds, 'and yet. besides the power of the purse, the After weeks of shock, protest and haggling, one year after Lemon Day. a souring university exerts no other controls on it. The campus newspaper is free to print what its student editors choose to print, and no type of the administration reversed itself. The latter experience for University educators. Looking prior restraint can be exercised by the university. action could only be termed courageous, yet at the problems dogging the tennis promoters Ideally the campus newspaper should offer a true picture of the the whole episode was still frustrating. all along, one may conclude that it is the happenings as well as the opinions of the university community. It The administration was only one of several should strive to be impartial in news reporting and to be truly absurdities in life that make life worth representative of public opinion on its editorial pages. One author's headaches. Last year the promoters, in living... and Georgetown is very rich indeed. attempted advocacy of a particular stand on a particular issue cannot be construed as the expression of the university's opinion. The campus newspaper has the responsibility to inform and also to become informed about its readers. At Georgetown, two campus Paper Chase newspapers exist, and therefore it is possible for the two to divide Consumer advocate Ralph Nader addressed The law center should endorse Nader's the responsibilities which would normally be assumed by one newspaper, if it was the sole campus newspaper. At Georgetown, a Law Center crowd this week (see story, suggestion and spon~or a series of conferences The HOYA and The Georgetown Voice are different in their page 1) and called for a reevaluation of the 'on the new legal career opportunities that are ideologies and in their weekly presentation of these ideologies. traditional concept of the legal practice. openmg. If the two newspaper staffs were combined and yet the resulting paper was published twice weekly. it does not seem that the saving Nader argued that the traditional lawyer, More importantly. it is up to the students in production costs would justify the trouble involved in combining especially the corporate attorney, is little the two staffs. On the other hand, if only one issue was published more than a clerk. With the rapid rise in of law to pursue something more honorable once a week, would it be responsive enough to the University public interest litigation, in part fostered by than a paper chase. To the horror of many, community? These questions would be eliminated entirely if the Voice such groups as Nader's Raiders, it would seem this may mean the end to brown-nosing and chasing the grade as the sole end of education. someday attained its expressed goal of independence. Possibly the that something more socially beneficial than Corporation will someday, while wallowing in excessive profits, secretarial work could occupy the time of the It just might mean something more than decide to fund a newspaper, either to supplement or to replace the existing publications. nation's legal elite. Not that corporate work brown-nosing for a buck after graduation. It In any event, the need for a responsible, responsive, and per se is menial; it is the glut in the market just might mean a real dedication to the unrestrained student newspaper is evident. which fosters such feather-bedding among principles of justice, a far cry from the lip newer attorneys. service uttered all too often in the past. News George Behan, J,m Cotaprrco, John Regis Coogan, • Bob Daly. Jeff DeLaurentrs, Mike Grosso. Joe Lacerenza. Greg Kitsock. Rod Kuckro, Ann LoLordo, Cv nthra Burns McDonald. Barbara Mulder. Tamara Penn, Jan Pranger. Russ Rosen, Scott Wendelin Feature Staff Lee Brooks. Lauron Lewis, Steve Kurdziel • Productton Established January 14, 1920 Gary Blass, Jeanne Curuus, Jeff Def.aurentrs, Lmda GaspareUo Photography THE BOARD OF EDITORS Frank Berryman. Assistant to the Editor Moses Albert. Chris Arndt. Medh, Bazargan Talla Chernetzkv, Rich Delmar. Stuart Garfinkle, Pammy Gort, Ken Zemsky, Editor-in-Chief Keith King, William McCloy. Paul Morris. David Schrleberg, Barbara Stott Wayne Saitta. Production Manager Eattoriat Assistants Scott Campbell. M,chelle Dalmass, Allyn Fluke. Melaine Bieros, News Editor Diane Rogozinski. A rts Editor Joanne Siaboch, Business Manager Sue Murphy Diane Ninnie. Mar,e Tuite Andy Lang, Features Editor Ann Ford, Photography Editor Katie, Sibley, A dvertising Manager Copy Diane Burkin, Assistant News Editor Kathy Flynn, Copy Editor Marcia Van Dyck, OfFICe Manager Bernie McAniff, Jane Mueller Anne Hargaden, Sports Editor Paul Maisto, Circulation Manager Cartoonist Ken Friedncks, Neal Scriptunas Peter Morris, ASSOCIate Editor Rev. Edward Bodnar, Sol., Moderator Con tribu ting Editors: . Business Tim Brown Chuck Lloyd CathY Callahan. Lou DeMille. Rosemarie Loffredo. Wilham Henry Timmermann Ed Bucciarelli Larry Gordon Bill Mays Sports Jack Shea Arlene Banks. Tom Bianco, Bill Corey. Brian Devaney. Diane Devereux Patrick Early Ken Koenig Bill DiSesa. Mary Flannery. Steve fo'riedman. Bob Gage. Eileen Gilroy. Ned Hogan: Bill Holloran, Greg Kenny. John McGowan. The HOY A is published each week of the academic year (with the exception of holidays and examination periods). Maryanne Montgomery, Elise Nugent. Jay Rosenstein. Bob Roussel, Sylvan Sobel SUbscription rate: S 7.50 per year. Address all correspondence to The HOY A Georgetown University, washmgton, DC. 20007. Telephone (202) 625-4578. The HOY A IS composed at Polygraphu: Composition Corp., Washington, D.C., and Columnists is printed at the Northern Virginia Sun, Arlington. Virginia. Ivan Katz. Ken Koerug, Jerry Mercur,. J,m Nagle The writing, articles, layout, pictures and format are the responsibility of the Board ofEditors and do not necessarily Arts represent the views of the Administration, Faculty and Students of the University unless specifically stated. Signed Rich Bihrle. Rick Friedel. Adrienne Kmg, Fred Kohun. columns represent the opinions of the authors and do not necessarily reflect the editorial position of this newspaper. Steve Krawczyk. Krista Lane. Marvin Laughlin. Robert McEwen, Kevin Norton. Daniel Ryan The University subscribes to the principle ofresponsible freedom ofexpression for our studen t editors. ------_._---- .. Friday, April 5, 1974 The HOYA ~... 5

. comment 'All in the Family' After Oscar ... the Patsies by Ken Koenig country, broken and decimated by war, which Contributing Editor embarks on a 25 year rebuilding program Now that the Oscars have been awarded, which makes it the most powerful country in Georgetown's own prestigious PAl'SY Awards the world. have the stage to themselves. Competition was BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR: Big Al (The stiff again, with a record number of nominees. Bald Eagle) Kelley, for his role in The Peter Without further ado, the 1974 PATSY Principle. Kelley plays a corporation veep winners are: who, in the space of a few years, eases out the BEST ACTOR: Fast Eddie Ryan, for his senior vice president and takes over his job, all performance in the smash musical comedy, while the president of the corporation is away The Devil Made Me Do It. A Juan Cortes touring the world. Produced by T. R. Production, directed by William Peter Blatty. Fitzgerald. A Fox-Eagle Production. Ryan plays a vice president of a prestigious BEST SUPPORTING ACTRESS: Mary Catholic University who, after becoming Parrish for her role in The Last Detail. Mary Fr. Ryan and the Patsies....Next the Oscars? possessed by the devil, invades local television turns in a fine dramatic performance as an studios and attacks talk show hosts. interior decorator who must allot space for a BEST ACTRESS: Patsy (Mama) Rueckel, family with several children. She gives the O.I.P. Instrumental In for her role in The Naked City, directed by older children the most space, and then John Bengiovi and produced by Bill Schuer­ confiscatesit. A Rueckel-Johnson presentation. man. Patsy stars as a lovable, scatterbrained BEST SPECIAL EFFECTS: Big Jim Wiles Foreign Assimilation woman private detective who is hired by for his weekly series, The Georgetown Voice. by Robert P. Daly He said that the purpose of the harrassed college officials to track down its Wiles was far and away the obvious choice for "Georgetown University is an programs is to "help foreign streaking students. Patsy can only find a pair this award, given the high order of his institution of a national and an students to adjust here, and international cast," proclaims the overall, to help Americans to of size 9th sneakers, which she has bronzed. achievement. Georgetown University Bulletin realize that they are part of a big BEST COMEDY: The Tall Blond Man With BEST FILM: The Sting produced by for 1973·74. world. The programs are de­ Blue and Grey Shoes. starring John Thomp­ George Houston and directed by Dan (The Foreign Student Advisor Mr. signed so as to make Georgetown son and Charles "Lefty" Driesell. A Hoya Godfather) Altobello. The film is an uproari­ Eric Heiberg of the Office of a 'truly international university," production, directed by Fran ("Who Me?") ous comedy about a team of flim-flam men International Programs, is one of he added. the people who helped George­ Mr. Heiberg is responsible for Connors. Thompson and Driesell star as rival who defraud a hapless duo of University town to attain this international the personal problems of adjust­ college basketball coaches who engage in a corporation officers of the school's endow­ flavor. ment that many foreign students recruiting war for a blue chip high school ment. Mr. Heiberg, discussed the have when they first arrive at basketball prospect. The film receives a zany BEST COSTUMING: Dean (The Dream) international program in the light Georgetown. "I\1O/it students ad­ just very well, although at first twist in the end when Thompson 1S successful Krogh, for the third consecutive year. The of the upcoming events for they tend to stay by themselves, Dream was nominated especially for his role foreign studen 1.<;, such as Asian and Driesell is fired. Day, the Third World Student just as anyone would." He added BEST DOCUMENTARY: The Great Leap in Don't Look Now, when he appeared at an Conference held on March 28, and that "the biggest problem for the Forward, Produced and directed by Frank important meeting dressed in a suitcoat, shirt. other related programs in the foreign students seems to be with Rienzo. Rienzo brings alive the story of a tie, shorts and topsiders. future. money, financing their stay here." Part of this can be attributed to the necessity for aliens to get so rou WANT TO GO TO LAW SCHOOL? work permits from the U.S. State TERM PAPERS & Department if they work off LSAT campus. THESES Typed PREP COURSE Mr. Heiberg and the Office of ol.... ' __...... "., .._ International Programs handle o IIaMont_ *..10MCl_ ...... 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(set in 1895, 1932, and 196·, now cliche and ineffective. The His efforts are thwarted by the respectively), deals with the ex­ technique actually alienates the appearance of a handsome young periences of a woman, all coin­ viewer; anyone knows that old teacher, sent under the auspices of cidentally named Lucia. Cuba wasn't all like this. a national literacy campaign, to The first sequence is by far the Whatever decadence precrpi­ teach Lucia to read and write. most visually beautiful. Tracing tated the rise of Castro was surely The arrival of the teacher the growth, and ultimate destruc­ not confined to the foibles of sparks an excellent comic se­ tion of the fascination of upper­ overindulgent partygoers, many of quence, which provides what is bourgeois Lucia with a handsome whom are to be found on any side some of the most honest, effec­ stranger, it offers a surprisingly of the political spectrum. tive, and least offensive support of sensitive view of the secluded and However, it must be admitted the women's liberation movement graceful life led by the fragile that the acting and character yet to reach the screen. spinster. development of the second se­ To Americans pre-disposed to Certainly the theme of class­ quence is the finest of the film. undervalue the arts of modern conflict is strong-there are several Lucia's martini-gulping mother, Cuba this film will come as a great unnecessary snipes at the Church, especially, is superbly portrayed, surprise. Unquestionably, it will and the whiteness of Lucia's in a clever comic style that is as establish Humberto Solas as one surroundings imply a shallowness biting as it is funny. of the cleverest new filmakers; his as well as purity. Yet Lucia In the final sequence, Lucia is a mastery of the scope of his remains the heroine. Even after sturdy hardworking communal subjects, his versatility, and cun­ her placid life is ravaged by war, it farm girl (perhaps too healthy and ning camera work make Lucia one is she who emerges as morally strong to be.believable). She finds, of the nimblest foreign films to victorious, in her destruction of after her marriage to a model come to the States in a long while. the reactionary lover who betrays worker, that her lover is, after-all, Bill Mays GRACIE SLICK her. The second sequence deals again with a well-to-do Lucia, a spoiled young girl who leaves the house of her prattling mother to Subdued Slick Sings Satisfactorily live in shabby quarters with a young revolutionary. MANHOLE. Gracie Slick. song has a message. But despite voice, carried by the orchestra, pie's inability to understand each With him, and his cell of Grace Slick's "blows against her talent, Slick sometimes gets floats and sails like a wind. And other. friends, she works for the over­ the empire," delivered in a driving lost in the myriad of her own the song's end, "Don't tie me The first line of the lyric-: throw of the corrupted regime, rock style, have stopped. In her labyrinth of musical expressions. down I want to run-give me the "Miss takes are maid becau-v only to be shocked by the speed album, Manhole, Slick, backed by The title song, which takes up sun," sung by a forceful Slick, worlds are miss under stud" with which the decadence of most of the old Jefferson Airplane all but a minute of the first side, is provides a powerful climax. Man­ (mistakes are made because word, Havana infuses her fellow in­ and at times a full orchestra, the theme from the movie Man­ hole is definitely the album's best are misunderstood) sets the sona'. surgents, after they have won. Her creates numerous moods through hole. It pleads for Spanish free­ cut. But the constant transitions theme. It is a soft, melodiou­ puritan husband, disgusted with a myriad of musical forms. dom from Franco and freedom in from English to Spanish and the number with a good Slick VOl';iI. his ex-comrades, eventually turns From ragtime to soft rock, personal relationships using a numerous interruptive crescen­ against them and is killed, leaving from enticing vocals to pounding subtle but powerful rock with does tend to confuse the music. Even the musical style, a soft Lucia alone and unwanted. piano pieces, Slick's talent is Spanish overtones. As Slick sings, On the flip side, a David harmonization, points to a mitiga­ Strangely, it is this sequence, ever-present. And although Man­ "Spanish winds keep telling me Freiberg and Slick song, "Come tion of the Slick and the Air' plane's earlier work. The music the subject of which is most hole is not a concept album, every how it feels to sing free," her again Touchan," laughs at peo- and lyrics have no driving pattern. Rather, they run in all directions. And the final line, "Hear what Opera Masterpiece at Ford's they sing'-all those needing low." makes one wonder if this is till' same Slick and Kanter. THE BEGGAR'S OPERA. Ford's ence in grotesquely misshapen Rosato as the excitable, vaude­ tunity. Escape for a few hours Manhole ends up as a fine Theatre masks, bellowing and cackling the villian, acid-tongued shrew Mrs. (sometime between now and April showcase for Slick's talent, but as If it is indeed true that opening song. The drama unfolds Peaehum, and by Sam Tsout­ 14th) into 18th century London a musical whole it falls short of longevity is the ultimate standard in the household of unscrupulous souvas as the fierce but lovably and discover the truth of that old her earlier work with the Air­ of great art, then it should lawyer Peachurn, who patronizes a rely-poly swindler Lockit. The adage: "the more things change, plane. surprise no one that The Beggar's score of highwaymen, pick­ exchange of teeth-gritting pleasan­ the more they remain the same." Opera is still around. pockets, and painted ladies-for a tries between Cynthia Herman Robert McEwen Bob Ga~t' Written by John Gay, member share of booty they bring in as (Polly) and Patti LuPone (Lockit) riM a of London's talented and noto­ well as the business they offer him. as rival mistresses is marvelously • • • rious Scriblerus Club, which also staged and ranks as the highpoint - When Peachum's prissy included arch satirists Swift and of the evening's hilarity. - Pope, the play was first performed daughter Polly begins contending CaBal at the Theatre-Royale in 1728. for the love of dashing cavalier Carrie F. Robbins' vividly Gay's satiric masterpiece has thief Macheath, she arouses the colorful costumes, especially the survived so long because it attacks jealousy of his alleged fiancee gaudy swirls wrapped around the S~lare an evil which has flourished as Lucy Lockit and the greed of her prancing ladies of ill-repute, com­ bined with the sometimes stac­ long as man: hypocrisy. And father. He sees a pretty penny for cato, sometimes sweeping eigh­ perhaps no generation can ap­ himself if he can manipulate teenth century rhythms in af­ Mel'S Hair Stylist preciate as well as our own a Lucy's love for Macheath as a fording not a few nowillg spec­ wonderfully scathing indictment snare in which to capture the swashbuckling rogue and snatch tacles of choreography. Featuring Richard Steelt of those who grovel in the dirt Also ludro & Phil beneath a surface of conventional up the reward money. Thus, the When one play offers so cavalcade of song and dance rolls M.ni,ur.' • "'.IfColorlng • All work morality. Yet politics is not a much-an accurate representation don. In prl".te bOOt"1 solitary target; love, marriage, merrily along to the beat of the of history, near technical perfec­ the image of the male and female, daintily vicious competition be­ tion, precise acting, stirring music 106C 31st St., N.W. and finance each receives its fair tween Polly and LUCY, accom­ and dance, a flock of lovely ladies, GecqI..... D.C. share of abuse. panied by the ludicrously schem­ and a barrel full of laughs-not to ing dash for the gold between ~ The opera features the street mention the timely embarrass­ 337·2800-2101 rabble in and around Newgate Peachum and Lockit. ment it creates for some of our Prison, the whole mass of whom Outstanding acting perfor­ public trustees, it seems a shame F,." "r*,,,, grope hideously toward the audio mances are delivered by Mary Lou to pass up such a rich oppor- • II • - Friday. April 5. 1974 The HOY A Page 7 entertainment Clayton Mars Fitzgerald's Gatsby

by Robert McEwen made," in a casual conversation Coppola and Clayton picked lemented as it was by her joyful that was quite likely to fall." THE GREAT GATSBY. K. B. with Jordan. Perhaps a line such the wrong scenes to try and tears, endearing smile, and her Karen Black as Tom's ill-fated Mac Arthur as this calls for a background express the sense of controlled warmly, eternally grateful voice. mistress, Myrtle Wilson, were a bit Jack Clayton, the British direc­ narrator approaching (but not violence and almost majestic Nelson Riddle's orchestra had not too much paint, and generally tor of Paramount's much heralded quite) an Orson Welles-like omni­ mystery which Gatsby exuded. a little to do with the success of injected more emotionalism than remake of The Great Gatsby; was science. It certainly loses its Some of their efforts were so this touching reunion. her part called for, although her quoted in a Neuisuieek article two impact when spoken while sipping starkly unpolished as to appear Unfortunately, every silver sensuous relation of her first months ago as saying, "This is a a cup of tea in a bustling hotel laughably melodramatic. When lining has a cloud and Miss meeting with Tom is enough to lot of people's favorite book. lobby, which is where Clayton Redford shot a jaunty wave of the Farrow's was her inability to tingle the spine. Myrtle's husband Everyone thinks he knows the chose to unleash it. hand toward Waterston from his express believable emotion at the George, the gas station owner who characters and how they should Sam Waterston as Nick might moonlit dock as a solemn bass sadder end of the spectrum. It was is driven insane with Jealousy and be played. But we can't be too a shame to hear people laughing as grief', is fleshed out with more concerned about that." Perhaps Mia failed miserably to make us than enough pathos by Scott he should have been concerned feel Daisy's dissatisfaction, her Wilson's ashen-faced, watery-eyed about that, and a few other things Waterston: a sad, lost little boy. fear, and her sorrow. She was at image on the screen, He looks as as well. her best when spouting irritating forlorn as if he had walked After one of the most exten­ little gibes at Tom, interrupting straight out of The Grapes 01 sive promotional campaigns Holly­ have been a part of the problem fiddle droned in the background, his dinner conversations with Wrath. wood has ever seen, Gatsby with the narrative. One felt sorry more than a few guffaws floated capricious suggestions, and espe­ A few final irritating aspectss of opened in Washington. While, I for him throughout the picture hollowly about the theater. cially as she flittered among the the film can not go without would never recommend not because he looked like he was Much too much is made of the guests at Gatsby's party like an mention. The scene where Nick seeing the film, it is unfortunate trying so hard to be a good Nick injured complaint Gatsby re­ astonishingly lovely butterfly, un­ and Jordan meet the "owl-eyed" that Paramount's glossy, 6.2 mil­ and failing nevertheless. He comes peatedly confronts Daisy with, aware of its own awe-inspiring man in Gatsby/s library is corn­ lion dollar project is marred by off as a sad, lost little boy. There "Why didn't you wait for me'?" beauty. pletely eliminated, so when he some glaring deficiencies which. is some element of truth to the While the sentiment is surely there The only actor who seems rushes into the burial scene at the novel in that Nick is misplaced in depending on your love for the in Fitzgerald's prose, the line completely at ease with his role is end WP wonder who the hell he is. author or the stars, may or m~ the circle of meretricious opu­ Secondly, one is inclined to think not add up to failure. lence, but Waterston's background that Coppola's omission of Fitz­ A few words in Clayton's voice is as timorous as his gerald's gloriously poetic conclu­ conception of the character. defense might be in order. The sion ("So we beat Oll... " etc.] primary difficulty he faced was in Waterston's mousy passivity is from the narrative is horrendous. translating Fitzgerald's elevated genuinely aggravating. Fitzgerald's but in light of Waterston's failure, prose into the mouths of flesh and Nick, while preserving a necessary perhaps it is for the better. I blood characters on screen. Real observational detachment, showed would hate to have seen those people, even rich people, may more of a capacity for irritation, lines butchered by his anemic speak elegantly but they don't more of a willingness to stand up vocals. Lastly, and most crucially, speak luxuriantly. Far too often to Tom's oppressive obtuseness. Clayton gives us an unwarranted Clayton called upon his actors and Call it gumption, Moxie or what glimpse of Daisy after Gatsby's actresses to recite lines that have you. but be informed that death, which is precisely when we Fitzgerald never intended to be Waterston's portrayal lacked it. want to see her Ipast. We don't spoken in dialogue, but rather to OtherWise, casting for Gatsby want her insensitivity thrust be­ remain poetically aloft in what could not have been more perfect fore us. Fitzgerald avoids this by Fitzgerald referred to himself as as far as stills were concerned, but shrouding her apparent unconvern "blankets of excellent prose." as soon as each character began to over Gatsby's death in obscurity. There simply may be no way move and speak it became embar­ Her image should dip with Gatsby. to accomplish the transition. rassingly obvious that no one was Reviving her as th£' film does There is not an extraordinary comfortable in his or her role. obliterates the last remnant of our amount of action in the novel; so Almost all of the acting was dream as well as Gatsby's. It spoils much of its success is accountable pervaded by an unbearable self­ the romance too completely; we to Fitzgerald's crystallization of consciousness. Each seemed so want to believe, along with nebulous emotional tensions. Film painfully aware of his own screen never appears once in the novel Bruce Dern. He convinces us from Fitzgerald at the end of the novel, might not be able to produce the presence that one sensed an and Coppola wearssout its impor­ the star that he has grasped that "tomorrow we will run " same effect, but impossible or internal anguish over trying to tance by harping on it. Perhaps securely all the supercilious man­ faster, stretch out our arms not, Francis Ford Coppola's fulfill a possibly unfulfillable most upsetting about Redford's nerisms that mask Tom Buch­ farther... And one fine morning-" screenplay was adequate at best. I ideal. performance was the delivery of anan's emotional infancy, and he So much of the advance cringed to hear Nick utter the Robert Redford was a stunning the classic, "Her voice is full of never lets go. Dern owns Tom, publicity for the film ..wore by poignant "They were careless physical representation of Gatsby money." The line is spoken and makes that clear to us in a the sheer splendor of what is people, Tom and Daisy-they but his performance may have falteringly, after a moment of smashed up things and creatures been the worst of his career. Much ponderous hesitation, as if it took and then retreated back into their of the blame here lies with Gatsby a while to grasp the idea. No one was comfortable money or their vast carelessness or Clayton. A few seemingly minor, Redford's wavering voice simply whatever it was that kept them but in retrospect significant, de­ ruins it. Gatsby, if he understood partures from the original se­ in his or her role. together, and let other people anything at all, saw clearly the quence of Fitzgerald's scenes are clean up the mess they had bond between beauty and money responsible for some of the and Fitzgerald implies that he spit manner the character himself captured on camera that I need do damage to the character of the line out with the rapidity of a would be proud of. Oern seems so lillie here but assent that much of Gatsby. Instead of relying on the machine gun. pitiably immature, so totaH»- im­ the photography is indeed beauti­ author's masterfully constructed, Mia Farrow's portrayal of mersed in the role of Tom, that at ful. More appropriate I feel are surprise conversation between Daisy earns an equal share of times one suspects the actor has two words of warning. When Nick and Gatsby at the garden plusses and minuses. Whether adopted an oblivious self-center­ tempted to laugh at some of the table, Clayton decided to trans­ decked ou t in soft, fluttering edness which allows him only stickily melodramatic scenes, port the first encounter between pastels or glittering in silver mesh, scorn' for, or perhaps me rei;' resist. Nothing is more irritating the struggling bond salesman and Mia never fails to radiate that indifference toward, those who than a would-be sophisticate who the nouveau riche bootlegger to captivating magic of "unutter­ conceive of the character differ­ giggles conspicuously at each and an upstairs office in the latter's able" loveliness. Clayton's ently. Dem's performance was the every instance of amateurism. mansion. The first close-up of opening shots of her seductive only one strong enough to get me Secondly, make a conscious Gatsby shows him turning palely photographs adorning Gatsby's to surrender my original, visual effort to give yourself over to the and unimpressively away from his bedroom sufficiently convey the image in favor of the face film's sentiment. I grant that observation window to greet Nick, disproportionately swollen magni­ presented in the movie. Paramount's Gatsby does not a move which cruelly shatters the ficence of the romantic illusion he Howard Da Silva brought a establish the necessary atmo­ aura which allegedly surrounded nurtures and cherishes. delightful boorishness to the part sphere of enchantment nearly so the man. Let it be remembered The meeting of the two lovers. of Meyer Wolfsheim, but most of well as the novel did. But if for no that for all his dangerously roman­ after five years separation, in Jordan Baker's comic cynicism other reason, see The Great tic and foolish illusions, he was Nick's cottage for afternoon Lea is was lost on Lois Chiles' husky Gatsby as a tribute to Scott still the "great" Gatsby; the film handled beautifully, and rates as monotone. Miss Chiles' never Fitzgerald, whose talent could introduces him as an uncomfor­ perhaps the most genuinely quite accomplished the aloof expand the boundaries of credi­ Redford and Farrow are visual table, embarrassed, slightly con­ moving scene in the film. Mia'd poise that made Fitzgerald's bility and permit us to believe, representations of Gatsby and fused and disappointingly un­ delivery of the "I'm glad, Jay" character appear as if she were however briefly, in the green light Daisy. But ... extraordinary loner. line was absolutely perfect, cornp- "balancing something on her chin of infinite accessibility. Page 8 The HOYA Friday, April 5, 1974 ADVE RTISEMENT Student Development and 'the Women's Caucus Present Student Health: All Sewn Up Early in this semester the Health Care ANALYSIS OF THE PRESENT SYSTEM have felt that they were being bounced around by Committee of the Women's Caucus conducted a Although there is no gynecological'specialist on an impersonal bureaucracy. Dr. Esswein stresses, poll to asses the need for gynecological care at the duty at the Health Service, a woman with a GYN though, the advantage Georgetown women have in Student Health Service. Seventy per cent of problem can receive more than adequate care. One receiving treatment (with the Health Service on-campus undergraduate women returned the problem that besets other university health centers underwriting the first visit) by a specialist from questionnaire, and a random sampling of off-earn­ with a gynecologist on part time duty is the one of the best medical centers in the country. pus women was taken. Generally, the questions tendency of staff doctors to postpone a GYN Many students also expressed concern over the asked were concerned with whether the women complaint until the specialist' is on duty, when possibility of diagnosis by medical students. While used gynecological services presently, if they frequently problems can be easily handled by the med students do staff the clinic after 10 pm & on thought a gynecologist should be available at GU staff, Dr. Esswein explained. At Georgetown, weekends, they do not perform pelvic exams, and Student Health and the extent to which they doctors will see any patient regardless of her/his refer such problems to Dr. Esswein and Dr. Jane would use this service is available and finally, their complaint. Chretien, both specialists in internal medicine, willingness to pay for such treatment. who are available every day by appointment. Students polled voiced several complaints about Unfortunately, when continued treatment by a The results of the poll definitely confirmed the the Health Service for women. To many, the GYN specialist from the Medical Center is hypothesis that Georgetown women think gyne· referral process is cumbersome. At tinw, women cological services should be available and that they necessary, the woman involved must assume would take advantage of such a service and would financial responsibility. This is true, however, be willing to pay specifically for it if offered. when any prolonged treatment, such as orthope­ dic, for example, is necessary. COMMUNICATION PROBLEMS A major complaint among the women polled However, Gynecological Services are available concerned the attitude of the attending physician. at the Health Service. Presently, all routine Women cited the Health Service as "insensitive to examinations, pap tests, treatment of infections, pregnancy testing, VD testing and birth control female concerns." There are a large number of doctors who staff the Health Service, many counseling can be and are handled at the GU Health Service. All physicians are trained in on a rotating basis. Some are specialists in fields such as cardiology who happen to draw gynecology. However, for complicated or long Health Service duty. Dr. Esswein and Dr. Chretien, standing complaints, the physician on duty will however, are the regular physicians and as refer the patient to the appropriate specialist at members of the Student Development staff are the hospital, with the Health Service paying for oriented towards and extremely sensitive to the first visit. student needs. When a student would like to According to Dr. John Esswein, Director of the simply talk to a doctor, needs counseling on Student Health Services, the current major anything from general health care to sexual problem is communication: The results of the poll practices, or prefers to use the same doctor for demonstrated that Georgetown women do not each visit, an appointment can be made with either know what services are available. Dr. Esswein or Dr. Chretien. -... BI RTH CONTROL ,GU Health Service: A Diagnosis An extremely Important area not covered by the Health Service is the prescription and The Georgetown University Student Health appointments may be arranged by calling dispensation of birth control. The face is that even Service IS basically a preventive and rehabilitive 625·7641 at the beginning of "the month prior to if a gynecologist was part of the Health Service system. It seeks to provide primary medical care the date of appointment. Among other special staff, the doctor would not be able to dispense while educating the student towards proper health services provided through Student Health are the birth control. Dr. Esswein considers the prescrip­ maintenance. administration of allergy shots, wart removal, tion of birth control to be the decisive factor dietary and nutritional counseling tuberculin coloring any discussion of gynecology at George­ SERVICES testing and educational programs. town. Counseling and information about birth Patients requiring long-term medical care, or COUNSELING control and referrals in the D.C. area, however, those wishing to arrange a specific consultation There are three University centers of counseling are provided. As the Student Health Service now should make an appointment with a particular resources: Psychiatric Services, The Psychological defines the problem, "For patients who specifi­ physician at the Health Service. For basic Center and Hot Line. The Psychiatric Service cally and only request contraceptive medication, consultation and treatment, the Student Health provides consultation, brief psychotherapy and we have not paid for the consultation. However, in Service hours are 9:00 am to 12 noon, 1:30 pm to occasional long term care for students. These cases where other complications are present, 5:00 pm and 7:00 pm to 9:00 pm, Monday services are available at no cost and appointments consultations which result in the prescription of contraceptive medicine by the gynecologist have through Friday, and 10: 00 am to 12 noon on may be made by calling 625-7362 or 625-7351. been paid for." Saturday. Dr. John Esswein, Director, is on duty The Psychological Center functions in a similar from '9:00 am to 12 noon and Dr. Jane Chretien, manner. The Psychological Center, however, has a A PRIVILEGE OR A RIGHT? Assistant Director, is available from 2:00 to 5:00 larger number of available counselors and offers a An intangible problem, but perhaps the one pm weekdays. There is a 24·hour emergency wider choice of counseling styles. The Center is uppermost in women's minds is the right to service with either a nurse or senior medical located in the basement of Loyola at 35th and N unlimited gynecological care for all women. While student on duty to advise, or if necessary to Streets. such care has been labelled a service or privilege, transfer students to the Georgetown Universitv No charges are made for an initial visit and women at Georgetown contend that it is a routine, Hospital Emergency Room. Students are urged to fees are based on the ability to pay. The fundamental medical service that should be seek the assistance of the Emergency Room only Center's hours are from 9:00 am to 5:00 pm on available. With the exception of contraceptive in situations of an immediate and serious nature. weekdays, and appointments can be made by medication, these services are waiting for the At a doctor's discretion, laboratory tests or calling 625·4081. The Georgetown University woman who is aware of their availability. Once X-rays may be ordered and conducted at the Hotline, a third, student-operated service, is open women, knowing what is offered, begin to take Hospital laboratories. The cost of outpatient weekdays from 5:00 pm to 1:00 am and Sundays advantage of the Student Health Service facilities laboratory tests and X-rays are either assumed by from 9:00 am to 1 :00 am. The Hotline number is and services, perhaps their supply will increase the student or absorbed by the Health Insurance 337-2546. with the demand. Plan. RIGHT TO PRIVACY The services of the Dental Clinic of the Sample Poll Question Georgetown University Medical Center are also Student Health Services subscribe to the available to students at a specified fee per visit. absolute confidentiality of the doctor-patient 1. Of the alternatives for gynecological care available to the GU Emergency dental care is provided at the clinic relationship. Records cannot be shown to or student. which service would you be most 'ikely to use] from 9:30 am to 12:45 pm and from 1:30 pm to discussed with anyone without a signed release a. presently staffed GU Health Service 270;0 4:00 pm Monday through Friday. All other from the student. ~ \.. b. pnvate onvsrcran In the D.C. area 45% c. clirucs In the D.C_ area 21 % d. other 7% Contributon: OR Chrrs Grady, Susan Kinnear. presently staffed GU Health Service 27% SAVE THIS PAGE FOR HANDY REFERENCE Nancy Splesman. other 73% Editor: MISSy Morrison

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NEW LOCA TlON G-08 Healy NOW OPES - CAPITOL uu.t. 325 - 7th St., S.£. 625-3024 Page 10 The HOYA FridllY, April 6, 1974 The Devil and Fr. Walsh (or) . . by Ken Zemsky ment or merely 57 Communist tional security was echoed in the David Halberstam's nationwide sympathizers, but that speech May 1, 1949 inaugural address of bestseller, The Best and 'The propelled McCarthy into the na­ Georgetown University's new Brightest, has rekindled a con­ tional spotlight, and McCarthyism President, the Rev. Hunter Guth. troversy involving Fr. Edmund A. became a potent force to be rie, S.J., who commented on the Walsh, founder of the School of reckoned with. State Department's Loyalty Board Foreign Service, a former George­ The one incomprehensible and Loyalty Review Board, the town government professor and aspect in the above scenario is the administration of loyalty oaths the late Senator Joseph R. Me­ contention that a U.S. Senator and security checks. Carthy (R-Wisc.) would stake his reputation on a His comments, considering that Halberstam's thesis, expounded single issue, bolstered solely by an Georgetown supplied malt of the ;n the past more fully by such after dinner conversation. It nation's diplomatic personnel at journalists as Jack Anderson, is ignores other factors working on that time, are significant. Fe that Fr. Walsh, Prof. Charles H. McCarthy at the time. These Guthrie stated: "It is not surpris­ Kraus and Washington attorney factors, then, merit closer atten­ ing to note that states have found William A. Roberts set McCarthy 'REPUBLIC ~ • tion. it necessary to control opinion loose on his witch hunt during the As far back as 1946, McCarthy exactly as they found it necessary red scare of the early 1950's. The experimented with the red-baiting to control economics. The stan, '5 controversy among historians J8S£PH R, campaign tactic. In the Repub­ thinking in this matter is much revolves around the significance of lican primary he faced an uphill sounder than that of the resentful the role of Fr. Walsh and the ,.UAATII'I battle against incumbent Senator individual whose opinion is con. others in persuading Wisconsin's Robert LaFollette, Jr., son of the trolIed... The state's opinion junior Senator to follow what was ardent admirers of the patriarch and, in Eric Goldman's words (The famed Progressive "Fighting Bob" then is just as good as sacred and later to be termed "McCarthy­ of the Foreign Service School, Crucial Decade), "of the danger LaFollette. just as accurate as the individual ism." they wanted McCarthy to meet that it would infiltrate any dem-. The young McCarthy vented a citizen's opinion or the majonty McCarthy, charge Halberstam Fr. Walsh. ocratic government." "soft on Communism" charge at opinion of all citizens." . and the revisionist historians, Total Power This struck a responsive chord LaFollette, who presumed the Attorney General Impressed became worried around 1950; he In fact, Professor Kraus had in the Midwesterner, who then cut salvo too absurd to refute. How­ was a senator without an issue, recommended Walsh's recently off the priest, stating, "The ever, this and his war record led to His remarks so impressed facing reelection within two years. published book, Total Power, an Government is full of Com­ a slim McCarthy upset. Senator J. Howard McGrath that He had been elected in 1946, indictment of Soviet Communism, munists. The thing to do is Yet other forces were acting on the latter read them into the capitalizing on his World War II which McCarthy read with inter­ hammer at them." the nation and on McCarthy Congressional Record. Later that throughout 1949. This year has same year, President Truman experience in intelligence. His est. 'Wolf' campaign managers nicknamed As the three dined, the prob­ been called the "year of shocks," appointed McGrath Attorney him "Tail-gunner Joe." lem of McCarthy needing an issue The revisionist scenario claims for two major happenings rocked General. Once elected, McCarthy served was raised. Attorney Roberts that McCarthy never had an issue Americans that year: the expul­ McCarthy aide Roy Cohn re­ the business interests of the state suggested the Senator fight for and, not finding the facts, went sion of Chiang Kai-shek from ports in McCarthy that shortly thre~ by battling public housing. To passage of the St. Lawrence ahead anyway. Barely a month mainland China and the establish­ before Thanksgiving, 1949, appease his rather large German­ Seaway. later, on February 9, the Senator ment of a Communist regime men, G-men, approached Senator American constituency, the "That hasn't got enough ap­ made his famed Wheeling speech. there and, the first successful McCarthy. This meeting led to his Senator defended the Nazis on peal," replied McCarthy. "No one It is still not known whether he detonation of an atomic bomb crusade, Cohn contends. trial for the Malmedy murders. gets excited about it." claimed to possess a list of 205 produced by the Soviet Union. One of the three had access to However, these were minor issues, Then he, McCarthy suggested a Communists in the State Depart- The rising concern with na- the State Department file on .hardly the sort of record he could national pension plan, whereby boast in front of the electorate in those over 65 would receive $100 '52. per month. To this his three Thus, on January 7, 1950, the guests retorted that the plan was Senator dined at Washington's economically unsound. SELL YOUR plush Colony Restaurant with After dinner, the four ad­ Kraus, Roberts, who was an aide journed to Roberts' office in the of columnist Drew Pearson and adjoining DeSales Building. There Fr. Walsh. Kraus and Roberts the talk was mostly small, until were well acquainted with Me­ Fr. Walsh, a vigilant critic of USED BOOKS Carthy. Like McCarthy they wer~ Communism, spoke of the Com­ Marine vets and Catholics and, as munist threat to the free world At your Campus Bookstore - Current editions will be bought whether used on this campus or not... • DATE - May 3rd, 6th & 7th, • TIME - 10 a.m. - 4 p.m. • PLACE - Main Campus Bookstore (Basement Lauinger)

BROUSE THROUGH OUR - CLOTHING - GIFTS • SUPPLIES BOOKSTORE HOURS ­ - Main Campus 9 - 5 Mon.-Fri. ATTENTION NEW DONORS: Please make appointment for initial donation to facilitate medical examination by our physician. -East Campus 10 - 6 Mon.-Sat. Friday, April 6, 1974 The HOYA p.... 11 Was Joe·· McCarthy in SFS7 Whittaker Chambers, currently is suspect. Further they jump on on his new reputation to win a !x'ing investigated by the House an incident the next Spring which Senate seat that Fall. And it was a Committee on Un-American points back toward the Colony significant factor in his receIving Activities, and reportedly on the dinner. the nod as General Eisenhower's Soviet spy ring in the United In a late March, 1950 gathering running mate at the G.O.P. States. at his apartment, a wag asked National Convention in 1952. Not content to leave such data McCarthy: "Tell me Senator, just On the same day that Hiss was with the F.B.I., the three un­ how long ago did you discover convicted, President Harry named persons decided to alert Communism?" According to Truman gave the nation a second public opinion via a national Goldman, "The Senator grinned, shock. Since the Soviets now spokesman. They drew up a list of 'Why about two and a half possessed the A-bomb, Truman four potential spokesman, all months ago.' " argued that America had to Republican Senators. The first Two and a half months earlier develop "the so-called hydrogen three declined to represent the is thus cited by the New Left bomb, or super-bomb." grou:>'s interests, surmising the historians as the time of the Of this eminent physicist Issue too hot to handle. The Colony dinner (Jan. 7). Or is it? Albert Einstein said the new fourth Senator was the freshman Actually, in the brief span of weapon could lead to "the an­ from Wisconsin. . time two and a half months prior nihilation of any life on earth," if used. Why did McCarthy buy their to that March gathering, four I, package? Two reasons, cites events took place which con­ The final shock came on Feb. • ., Cohn. "The firSt was patriotic. He firmed in McCarthy's mind the 3. The British government an­ • (~IcCarthy) was worried about the previously established threat of nounced the arrest of Dr. Klaus Fr. Walsh, Professor Kraus and their repudiation of him several threat to the country posed by Communism, especially after the Fuchs, an atomic scientist who Roberts were not responsible for months after the Wheeling speech, the Communist conspiracy. visit of the intelligence group the worked on the Manhattan Project. McCarthyism. From 1946 on, the a fact recognized in all accounts Secondly, I am sure he saw the previous Thanksgiving. True, one Fuchs confessed that he was a Senator and the nation had been of the Colony meeting, though political opportunities connected of the four events was the Colony Russian spy. experiencing a number of shocks downplayed by certain revisionist WIth a fight on Communism... dinner, which further established His confession was traced back which made the red scare readily historians. Roberts, Kraus and He had found, he thought, a the dangers of Communism in his to American go-between Harry acceptable. especially Walsh were militant politically attractive issue he mind. However, this was not the Gold and eventually to Ethel and For the Wisconsin Senator, anti-Communists. Yet McCarthy's could sink his teeth into." sale nor the most important of Julius Rosenberg, who were soon events came to a head in late 1949 disregard for civil liberties ap­ the events. convicted and executed. and early 1950. The Colony palled the trio and each disas­ Debunks Colony The British estimated that meeting, as a forum for discussing sociated himself from the Senator. Cohn then debunks the Nixon's the One Fuchs' assistance sped Soviet potential issues, was one con­ The nation was not to repudi­ Importance of the Colony meet­ Shortly after that dinner,_ development of the atomic bomb firmation or his inclination to ate McCarthyism for several years. ing. He comments: "The Senator McCarthy and the nation were to by a least a year. start the crusade against Com­ Fr. Walsh and the others cut the may have wanted further informa­ receive several more shocks. On Now decision firmed in Me­ munists in the govern men t, as ties with McCarthyism shortly tion on Communism from the January 21, Alger Hiss was con­ Carthy's mind. When the Senate were the later developments, after it began, thus proving that political science experts that victed of perjury. Hiss was a State Republican Campaign Committee Though a factor, that meeting was the group that had dined with Joe night. But the fact is that Department official accused of sent him to Wheeling, West neither the only, nor the major McCarthy on a wintry night in McCarthy had a)ready bough t the passing government documents to Virginia for a Feb. 9 Lincoln's factor influencing McCarthy. January, 1950, possessed greater package a month or two earlier." Communist Whittaker Chambers. Day Dinner Speech, the Senator A final proof that the junior foresight than did the nation at This explanation is somewhat It was this case which catapulted was ready to address the subject Senator's three guests did not large, at least at the outset of the closer to Professor Kraus' version a then obscure Congressman, "Communism in the State De­ intend a widespread scare was decade. of the meeting. Richard Nixon (R-CaJif.) into the partment." From then, the con­ Yet the revisionists argue that national spotlight. tributions, awards and fame rolled Cohn's credibility, because of his The mood of the nation was into McCarthy's office; Me­ close association with McCarthy, such that Nixon would capitalize Carthyism was in full bloom. GEORGETOWN UNIVERSITY BAND SPRING CONCERT

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A MUSICAL OUTRAGE "Promisingly comic fun at Trinity Theatre the "Diva: Outrageously Good Fun ... the night glows with a music carries the day satiric jabs ..... catchy Mimi high lustre ... incisive and absolutely looney parody . Cox brings a clear soprano voice to the lead . . . Eric Purcell zany ... sensational ... a very amusing entertainment " in a variety of roles is, the one to watch ..." Kozlowski - the Georgetown Voice David Richards, Evening Star-News " 'Diva' must be one of the better ones in the parade of 15 Calliope musicals with which Georgetown University Theatre has beer"! saluting spring all these years satirical yarn that nicely holds to surprises.... fresh awarely sophisticated music.... bizarre zaniness that works Georgetown's Trinity Theatre rocked uproariously." Richard L. Coe, The Washington Post TONIGHT AND SATURDAY at 8 p.m. Trinity Theatre Tickets at Stage One 36th & 0 StS., NW or Phone 333-1789 Friday, .~priI5, 1974 The HOYA Page 13 letters I haw, in the past, read articles on the admissions. staff (thpy are Skd!').1, Government. had cap" Good Show of this sort. however, Hargaden the ones who ultimately select Careful Cafe tured the attention of a few and Mays have really crystallized who comes here). or maybe we uncultivated undergraduates who To the Editor: the pretenses of Georgetown's should shift the blame to the To the Editor: decided to guzzh' themselves into In response to Miss Hargaden's "BP's" so succinctly that nothing school itself (is there something at W£' visited the Student Center unconsciousness. But, before­ and Mr. Mays' article, "Chic is left to be said. It is a shame that G. U. that attracts them in such Cafe the other night for a bite to reaching oblivion, they bt'gan to Chicks and other Bores," I would articles of thls.sort have a basis for large numbers? I. Or maybe the eat. After careful observation of vomit in turn in and around the like to say that the accurate being written and indeed many, answer to this question is more the purile pursuits ongoing. one Student Center. portrayal of the "Would-he's" here at Georgetown can identify obvious than we think; it's just a might have concluded that this WI'II, even a dog knows wlwn who, unfortunately, seem to be in with the plight of the genuine disease that gradually infects and was less like a pub and more like a to stop eating and drinking and. great number here at Georgetown, people. takes over these poor performing kennel. Only. we'vp seen better for the record, we'd prefer the inspired the first real belly-laugh I One really cannot answer the fools. In any case, let's hear it for behaved canines. barking of dogs to till' barfi ng of have gotten out of reading any question of "Why these people Hargadon and Mays. The "Intramural Drinking COIl­ students, and till' howling of campus publication in quite some proliferate around Georgetown test" taking place, at best the hounds to till:' shrieking of the time. • University?" Should we blame it John Vickers C'75 infantile idea of an ignoramus in Student Government sound sys­ tem. So. until the cafe acquires a touch of class. we fl'el that till' mongrels will make more amiable company. W Brendan Behan (In [atrness to "an ignoramus in Student Government," the contest was not S.G. 's Idea. The Pub is divorced from S.G. And. In fairness to the management of the Pub, the contest has been can­ celled [ollouung the bea.~tly be­ havior of the contestants Ed) Nixon's the One

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ROTHPARKWAY III Rockville. Md. Page 16 The HOYA Friday, AprilS, 1974 Upperclassmen Needed for ORIENTATION. The assistance of interested and enthusiastic upperclassmen is needed for the fall New Student Orientation Program. Participants will serve us: Small group leaders Program directors Discussion leaders Advisors, general info sources and all around good buddies and friends. Upperclass TRANSFERS especially NEEDED Former Transfers-

your specific expertise is especially needed to serve in the same capacity listed above for coordination of the Fall Transfer Orientation Program ... III Remember how it was ... IT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE !!!!

Organizational meeting for all upperclassmen interested will be on WEDNESDAY, 'APRIL 10 7:00 PM, HARBIN FORMAL LOUNGE Frid..,;ApriI5.1974 The HOYA Page 17 Proxy Committee Probes School's Financial Ethics by Diane Bur/lin of backing management in all-, questions already raised and make The Stock Proxy Committee, proxy issues and abstained from our recommendations to 'the appointed by Fr. Henle in the voting on an issue involving a Board of Directors," Houston summer of 1971, hopes to fulfill Nader organized group seeking to commented. its responsibility of questioning expose, with the help of George- Direct control over the Un[, and investigating the ethics of town's considerable holdings, versity's investment has been various University stock transac- General Motors management to surrendered to the Chase Man- lions shortly. However, to the the public. The abstention hat tan Bank of New York in great confusion of many, the aroused the attention of numer- return for a greater interest yield committee, chaired by University ous alumni, some of whom are on the $40 million endowment Treasurer George Houston and very closely associated with G.M., fund deposited there. Since there composed of three students and and temporarily halted some are few moral restrictions exer- three faculty members, has never alumni contributions to the Uni- cised over the bank, it is concei- t versity. vable that Georgetown monies me . "The duties of the committee could be invested in corporations The committee was original1y are not solely to raise specific dealing with controversial issues The Stock Proxy Committee, chaired by University Treasurer George formed when the University questions about Georgetown's such as abortion clinics and Houston, is responsible for investigating the ethics of University Stock deviated from its regular pattern voting policy, but to research armament manufacturers. transactions. ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• • • • : GEORGETOW" OItIVERSITY : : nt Entertainment Commission : • • • • • • : Former Mahavishnu Drummer : • • ~ Billy Cobham ! : PLUS : : Saturday Donald Leace $5.00 ($3.00 SES) : • April 6 7:30 & 10:30 PM : Gaston Hall : • • • • Liza Minneli in ~tMOf • rin,'D • • • Cabaret • • Sat. & Sun. $1.50 ,.-----. • 8:30 PM ($1.00 SES) • • . Preclinical Science Auditorium fiII~~~: • • "The best group of it's kind." • • WQXR-the radio station of the N.Y. Times. • • • Lydian Chamber Players • • a classical music ensemble • Tuesd ly 8:00 PM • Gaston Hall • April -6 • ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• Page 18 The HOYA Friday, April 5, 1974 ~ IntroducingBoldBrashJim Connors by Anne Hargaden Super Bowl of tennis. So (ar, Anyone who follows sports has Lamar Hunt's lP'oup has turned • heard about the cocky kid from them down. "They should either Illinois who found the key to put up or shut up," quipped Chris Evert's heart. But Mr. Riordan. Babyface, Jimmy Connors, is not Connors is planning to get everybody's sweetheart especially married this Fall but he insists when he's on the tennis court. that he and his fiance Chris Evert Jimmy Connors is the youngest will not stop playing tennis. In player in history to have won the regard to his opinion of the NCAA championships (as a Fresh­ women's circuit, Connors was man), the U.S. Pro Title, and the quick to comment. "There's only U.S. Indoor Championships. Bill one player that I watch and that's Riordan of the United States Chrissie. She's been playing great Lawn Tennis Association calls lately and I think that Chris will Connors "the best in the world" be ranked number one before the Although Connors currently year's out." shares the number one ranking In the next three or four along with Stan Smith, Connors months, Connors will have to play I feels that he'd like to be there by his very best. The Georgetown I himself. I have a lot of respect for International is the last tourney • j Smith but feel I deserve the top on the indoor circuit so Connors ! ranking more," Connors quipped. can rest for about four or five He added, "It's fun being on top, weeks. However this Summer, but I'm always looking ahead". Connbrs will be competing in the Connors is often criticized by Italian and French Championships his rivals in the World Champion­ plus Wimbledon and Forest Hills. ship Tennis organization for play­ Flamboyant Jimmy Conors accompanied by his fiance Chris Evert is currently ranked the number one player And for Jimmy, the last two mean ing in the USLTA. Bill Riordan, in the U.S. Connors will be facing tough competition this weekend from Vijay Amritraj of India. Amritraj the most. ..who acts as Connors manager, is defeated Connors in the Volvo International and was named the most improved player for 1973 by Tennis In looking to this weekend's the first to stick up for Jimmy. Magazine. competition, Connors feels that "People keep saying that all the players are very good but Jimmy plays in a weak circuit but way to go before he reaches his and deeper for five sets longer tions, Connors will be the first he still feels he has an excellent that's a falsehood. Jimmy likes his peak. "I love to call people liars," than any player in the entire tennis player to ever appear on chance to win. Yet even if the cover of July's Sport Mll2a­ independence. He doesn't want to said Connors. "Some say I'm over world. Connors doesn't win the tourna­ have to play all the time. In the the hill, but they're all wrong. I The most exciting moment in zine. ment (he has only lost one this USLTA, Jimmy can rest when he won't reach my peak until I'm at Connors' life so far occurred when Jimmy Connors likes having his year), Jimmy will not be too gets tired so he doesn't get worn least 26 years old." Since January he was named U.S. Pro Champ independence on the USLTA upset. "My philosophy is to go out like what happened to Stan 1, Connors has won more prize last July in Boston. In a spec­ circuit. Bill Riordan says that out and play my very best. As Smith," Riordan commented. money than any other player in tacular week Connors, who was Jimmy is "sick and tired of the long as I know I've given 100 per the world. Rod Laver's $36,000 is unseeded, triumphed over Stan WCT taking cheap shots at him cent, then that's all that matters," Over the hill? second to Connors' winnings of Smith, Dick Stockton, Cliff because he won't join their Connors. commented. Connors turned pro only two $110,000. Richy, and Arthur Ashe to cap­ circuit." In fact, Connors is so ture the crown. Jimmy Connors is a superstar years ago, yet already critics claim Jimmy' Connors is acclaimed adamant that he has challenged and he knows it. But if anyone that he is on the decline. But by many of his competitors as Sport First the winner of this weekend's WCT doubts his ability to play tennis, Connors feels that he has a long being able to hit the ball harder To add to his list of distinc- tournament to play him in a don't ask Stan Smith. Because Jimmy Connors is determined to be the only number one player • and he'll challenge anybody who High Crime In Center Field thinks he's second best. by Ned Hogan in a year. But this has not been RFK complex. Stadium (Cincinnati), and County This week marks the opening the case. Paul Hemphill, columnist for Stadium (Milwaukee) are among SporfsMenu of another baseball season. The Several attempts to draw the SPORT magazine, spoke of a the top stadia for drawing crowds, familiar unpire's cry. 'Play Ball' San Diego Padres to the D.C. area crime problem in the Atlanta and none of them is in the "high rang out inCincinnati'!' Riverfront have been thwarted. Stadium area, where one football crime districts" of their respective BASEBALL: Saturday::St. Stadium yesterday. The notorious Earlier in the year, there was writer was critically injured when cities. On the other hand, Balti­ Mary's, 12:00 p~m. crack of ash against leather and widespread speculation that the shot for refusing a ride to a youth more's Memorial Stadium, Sunday: Catholic, 1:00 the cries of the fans will echo Padres would be playing in the in the parking lots outside the Atlanta Stadium and RFK are p.m. again in Shea, Oakland-Alameida, confines of RFK this Spring. But Stadium. deep within the heart of the high Monday: Villanova, 3: 00 crime district of each city, and as Dodger, Tiger and Fenway. the team was forced to stay in Surrounding the Stadium p.m. But for the third year Wash­ sunny California through legalities one might surmise the attendance Tuesday: at Loyola, 3: 00 Hemphill points out that figures for the residents are among ington baseball fans will be enforced by city officials. p.m. without a team. When Robert Among the problems that face stepped up police patrols will not the lowest in the Majors. Short and theTexas Rangers (nee prospective franchise-owners in alleviate the problem. The prob­ Wednesday: Brandeis, 3:00·p.m. Senators) moved out, everyone the Nation's Capital is the inci­ lem is, unfortunately, the areas Ruth's House GOLF: Saturday: Princeton, was optimistic that there would dence of crime in the city, more which surround the stadia, which A couple of clubs reside in the be a team back in Robert F. specifically in the Northeast and present an even greater problem center city and yet t op the leagues Seton Hall at Princeton, Kennedy Memorial Stadium with- Southeast areas surrounding the of location for the stadia of the with attendance. The Yankees, 2:00 p.m. future. when playing in the freindly ·Monday: at Villanova, In examining the possibility confines of the "House That Ruth 2:30 p.m. that "high crime areas" may deter Built," were among the tops in Wednesday: D.C. III, 1:00 fans from "Taking me out to the the A.L., finishing 3rd in 1973. p.m. baIl game" one should examine an The other team is the perrenial Thursday: Baltimore, array of the stadia in use in the A.L. attendance champ, the De­ professional sports scene. Catholic, 1:00 p.m. troit Tigers. Located near th"e LACROSSE: Saturday: Shea Stadium (the home of the center of the city, Tiger Stadium Mets, Jets and for the time being is not .in an ideal location (Detroit George Washingtor 1:00 the Yankees) has been in an area leads the nation in homocides). p.m. of low crime and the Mets have Yet the Tigers have not fallen Tuesday: Sal~ibury State, consistently led the Majors in prey to the problem. 3:00p.m. attendance, whether the fans went It appears that the problem of TRACK & FIELD: Friday, to see good baseball or just for a • high crime areas may have an laugh. Saturday: Colonial Relays, effect on attendance in certain 3:00 p.m., 9:00 a.m., at Bosox cities, but the evidence can not William and Mary The Boston Red Sox' quaint lead one to say that Washington old home, Fenway Park, is well or any other city is not a good within the safe environs of The .. baseball town solely because the Fens and Brookline. As one might stadium is in a high crime area. Afghan Give TO Good Home 6 expect, the Sox, preparing for Someday, baseball fans, the yr old female, spaved no bad another assault at the Baltimore echoes of ash against leather habits call 652-4554 during the The incidence of high crime in the Northeast and Southeast sections of Orioles, have bel!n one of the within the caverns of Robert F. day ex t. 213 Jerry Rogers Washington may have helped to thward owner Ray Kroc's decision to most consistent draws in the A.L. Kennedy Memorial Stadium, may move the San Diego Padres to RFK Stadium. Dodger Stadium, Riverfront once again resound. Friday. April 5, 1974 The HOYA Page 19 The Winne,'s Cire/e Tennis Court Follies by Anne Hargaden mission impossible. Well, after patiently Sports Editor waiting on New So'u~ steps for about an hour The arrival of Spring at the Hilltop may (that seemed more like a century), we elected ignite Healy lawn frisbee tournaments, but for to try the old standby, Volta Place. During a many Hilltoppers seeking to amuse themselves weekday, Volta Place is usually available, but otherwise, Spring marks the onset of frustra­ the day we wanted to play it was packed. tion. Now, unless you're some -kind of eternal Anyone foolish enough to attempt playing optimist, by this time you're ready either to a game of tennis in the Georgetown area has chuck your racket into the Potomac or be an undoubtedly experienced the perennial battle even bigger fool and keep trying to find a for the courts. court. So on we trucked back to New South As soon as the temps hit around 60 degrees still hoping that by some freak possibility, a and by some rare occurence it doesn't rain, court might be available. herds of Hilltoppers begin flocking to the 12 Since it was during the dinner hour all the measely courts throughout the Georgetown courts were vacant so it seemed we were in community. For any newcomers who plan to luck. Finally our wish had come true and it hit a few tennis balls someplace other than looked like we would actually be able to play against a brick wall, perhaps a brief a game of tennis. Af'terall. we had only spent description of what one has to go through will four hours desperately searching for orn­ help to prepare you. measely court on which to have a single Step one involves a somewhat tricky hour's worth of tennis. maneuver. Your best bet is to call the gym Just as we began our second game, Georgetown's tennis buffs are once again experiencing difficulty finding courts on which to play their favorite pastime. and reserve a court ahead of time. darkness set In and we couldn't see the ball Last week my partner and I decided to be anymore. After only 20 minutes on the court foolish to try to reserve' a gym court. I just we had to get off because, as we all know, G. U. Ruggers Prepare happened to be at McDonough at .he time, so none of the courts are lighted. For years I stopped by the cage to make the reservation. students have been asking to have lights When I inquired if there were any courts installed. It's not as if we 're askmg for For Blackthorne Sat. available, the cage manager looked at me as if something extravagant like having the cracked I was crazy. He then proceeded to say that no and split courts repaved. (Continued from page 20) far by captain Tom Gavigan, a reservations are accepted unless they're made With the enrollment incrr-asmg and con­ second half, however, the Hoya tough two-way player, and past over the phone. sidering the amount of tennis that IS played in ruggers flexed their muscles and captain Tom Coates. After explaining that I had an LD. with me the Georgetown community, next year's fight nearly drowned their less-aquatic This weekend, the team plays opponents. A Hoya try worth on both Saturday and Sunday. On and that I thought he was being absolutely for the courts may be even worse. four points was called back when Saturday, Blackthorn Rugby Club ridiculous, I stormed out into an adjacent So if you're planning to playa little tennis, the referee ruled that the ball had of Philadelphia provides the oppo­ room and phoned in the reservation. you'd better J01l1 an indoor dub. It may be been thrown forward, and a sition for two games starting at Later on in the week, we again attempted expensive but at least you can get a court. long-drop kick carried just under 12: 30, while on Sunday, Ameri­ the cross-bar, As a result, the can University comes in for a game ended in a rather frus­ doubleheader, this time starting at trating 0-0 tie. 1:30. If weather permits, the Rain Hampers Action As The club's record now stands games will be played on the upper at 2·1-1, the one defeat coming at field. Hopefully, nicer weather the hands of Villanova University will also mean greater fan support. on a three point penalty kick in With three weeks left in the I.M. Softball Races Peak the last minute of play. On the season, the team is looking for­ by Sylvan Sobel well into the third week of its prevail 18·6 over 2230 Wisc., and positive side, victories have been ward to a winning windup, and Despite wind, rain, soggy fields season. By now, the races in most Krumps battle the Blimpie Heroes posted over Inverness and Anna­ increase crowds could give the and broken bats, the Intramural of the leagues have taken shape, as 10 a tie which will be continued polis. The team has been led thus ruggers a boost in that direction. Softball program has advanced the more powerful teams have on a later date. clearly estabhshed themselves. Finally, in League D, The In Dorm League competition, City's dual victories, 18·9 over the 1st New South West continued as Grunders, and 13-4 over the the sole unbeaten ali they whipped Turks, allowed them to gain Jim Bouton Strikes Two 2nd New North, 14-5. Other undisputed possession of first action saw Ryan-Maguire beat place. Elsewhere It was Chumps by Steve Friedman selection of managers can not be immediately. McCarthy asked ISH, 15·8, 3rd New North stroll 15-5 over B·Va Shooters, the Ralph Houk would like to kill faulted, as all of the prime field Wilson if he understood. "I to a 20-3 victory over ISH, and Turks squeaking past the Gas him. Mickey Mantle would like to leaders are represented. guess," Wilson replied, "i t means 4th New and Old North cop two House Gang, 6·5, and the B-Va break both his legs. Dick Young In I Managed Good but Boy if I keep drinkin' Iikker, lain't victories, first nipping 1st New Shooters coming back with an 8-3 thinks he is a threat to moral Did They Play Bad, three key gonna have no worms." North, 9·7, and then emerging win over 108th AIrborne. decency. He is Jim Bouton. pieces are true classics. Bill Veeck, Jim Bouton played for Joe from Independent Division action Meanwhile, Intramural Vollev­ Jim "Bulldog" Bouton was a considered a flake in his own Schultz in Seattle. Joe is not with an unblemished league re­ ball competition is approaching twenty-game winner for the New time, deflates the aura surround­ famous for his managing prow­ cord. playoff time, as regular season York Yankees in 1964, their last ing Ralph Houk while relating ness, but rather, for his single League A sports Last Garnuff action in both ~ll'n's Independent glory year. After that his arm anecdotes about Yogi Berra. Yogi, contribution to the English lan­ as its leader by virtue of their and Dorm League have both been currently N.Y. Mets manager, was guage. Joe created a rather unique 20-11 victory over the much concluded. In Independent A, never known for his intelligence word. It is composed of the two maligned HOYA Heroes. In other Physics emerged victorious. while TimeOUt off the field. Once, when asked most common four letter words in games, Supertokers blew out Bongs and No-Xarnes II captured what time it was, Yogi replied, our culture. The words, when A.P.O., 24-11, Watt>r tripped the the Band C crownv, respectivelv. went and so did he, ending up "You mean right now?" On joined, create a rather unusual Brewers, 11-9, and Hogan's In addition, till' omnipresent with the Seattle Pilots. The another occasion Yogi was asked affect. They are also interchang­ Heroes dumped the Lowballers, Ryan-Maguire -q uad has gained Bulldog is the author of Ball Four, to join a group of players in able. Now you can see why 12-11, in an exciting extra-inning yet another championship, that of a raunchy, extremely funny book viewing a stag flick; he wanted to Bouton liked playing for Joe affair. the Donn League. about baseball, that shook the know who was starring. Schultz. Over in League B, Mario's Whilt' playoffs are being sched­ game to the roots of the archaic Before winning eight pennants As the Bulldog says "Some Westerns seem to stand out as the uled in these Il'agllP~. action in the pillars of Yankee Stadium. in 13 years with the Yankees, Joe people only get passing mention class of their division, adding a Co-ed Volleyball League, Wo­ Bouton's newest attempt at McCarthy managed the Chicago in books. And others, like Joe 41·8 trouncing of- the Missing men's Volleyball. and Grad' literary immortality is entitled I Cubs. At the outset he had Schultz, because of their star Links to their perfect record. Also Faculty VolI{'~ ball is still under­ Managed Good but Boy Did TI. y trouble managing Hack Wilson. quality, sell books all by them­ ill League B, High Men beat the way. Play Bad. The book is a collection Wilson was an All-Star, but selves. That's why hes in this Eddie Haskell 9, 18-13. Thunder­ of a select group of baseball McCarthy was determined to book. It took great restraint not ;ng Swuffaloes stampeded the managers from Rocky Bridges make Hack give up drinking. To to put his picture on th.. cover ., Magpies, 10·2, and it was Tongues Unquestionably, Jim Bouton 18·11 over Sparkletones. (who coined the title) to the convince Hack, Joe put on a Georgetown Relays famed Joe Schultz. demonstration. He took two cups, has created another great book. League C, meanwhile, boasts Bouton has combined top­ one filled with water, the other While not a sequel to Ball Pour, I the Droogs as their undefeated April 13 - 11 :00 A.M. notch essays written by a varied with whiskey. He then dropped a Managed Good bu t Boy Did Thev leader, as they handed Slaughter Kehoe Field and impressive group of authors worm in each. The worm in the Play Bad is cut from the same House 9 a 10·8 setback. Other with his own brand of subtle and water swam and squiggled while mold as the old Yankees, a action saw On Demand rip the often hilarious commentaries. His the worm in the whiskey died winner. Softballers, 17-11, Quakes court -- • :~~ ·• -• .~ ·• - •.. ·• ~.•• • • • • • • :.~.-- • ... ,.. • • ~. • sports -, ., ·• .... Page 20 GEORGETOWN UNIVERSITY, WASHINGTON,-- D.C. Friday, April 5, 1974 G.U. Nine Lose; Record Now 1-4 by Chuck Lloyd Coming off yesterday's contest with American University, Coach Tommy Nolan and his Hoyas are trying to break an early season slump in an effort to climb above the .500 level. The first two weeks of the baseball season have been marred by rain causing rescheduling of several games. - The addition of yesterday's proved to be their downfall. At makeup against American and the middle of four innings the today's 3:00 p.m. clash at Hoyas were trailing a powerful Catholic have presented the Terrapin team by a 1-0 talley. Hoyas with quite a task. Starting Errors coming on the heels of two ' ••;- "0%. U" - -j, with Wednesday's loss to Mary- Maryland bunts opened the flood ~~~ ~"N",~/...,-:-i'" , IfII'& ... zP...-,' """,''1\\>,,;.' land's Terrapins, Nolan's Nine are gates. When the smoke had playing a game a day over an eight cleared the Hoyas and pitcher George~'~£~;~':~~:~suffered another loss Wednesday as the University of Maryland trounced the day period. Mattingly found themselves in the This heavy schedule includes hole by an 8-0 score. Hoyas 12-4. (Photo by Keith King) weekend games at home on The Terps managed four more Saturday and Sunday against St. runs off relievers Tom Phillips and Host Hilltop Hurdles Mary's and Catholic, reapectively. Al Walker largely due to a series On Monday Villanova's Wildcats of walks. visit the Hilltop and Tuesday the Meanwhile the Hoyas managed Hoyas travel to Baltimore to meet only five hits. John Botti and Hayas toAnchor Relays Loyola. The eight game skein ends Frank D'Ambrosio both chipped on Wednesday with Brandeis in with singles in a losing effort visiting Georgetown. while Senior Ed Stakem supplied ~ After suffering disappointing However, at the Georgetown dents to witness some outstanding With Steve Conely already out all of Georgetown's heavy timber performances last weekend at the Invitational Relays in two weeks, track athletes from area schools. of commission and Mike Matting- with three hits in five times at bat. Atlantic Coast Relays, George­ two G.U. personalities will be "The meet will give students a ly's knee problems the Hoyas are Stakem authored a single and town's outdoor track team is featured. Track Coach Steve feeling of track. They can come well below full strength on the belted two homeruns. Both preparing for the Colonial Relays Stageberg will begin his 1974 and watch their fellow students mound. The crowded schedble is roundtrippers were two-run blasts. this weekend and the G.V. Invita­ season running in either the compete and a meet like this helps certain to take its toll on an Barring more rain, the Hoyas tional Relays on April 13. invitational three mile or the one to bring the community together," already weakened mound corps. are looking forward to good field Despite personal bests by Jack mile run. Although Coach Stage­ Lang commented. Lang also In Wednesday's game at Byrd conditions as the Hoyas open a Fultz, Rich Mull, and Justin berg is presently directing his added that no admission fee Stadium the Hoyas fell victim to three game homestand after to- Gubbins, the overall team perfor­ talents toward the golf team, he would be charged. two fourth inning miscues which day's encounter with Catholic. mance at the Atlantic Coast staged quite an outstanding career Relays was very poor. The disap­ as a track star during his day. pointments mounted as Kevin Coach Stageberg graduated Allen did not compete in the 40 from the School of Foreign Hilltop Laxmen Drop Two; yard intermediate hurdles because Service in 1969 but his accom­ he felt ill right before race-time. plishments on the track field did But Junior Earl Johnson filled in not go unnoticed. Stageberg was for Allen by running the event awarded the Duffy Scholar­ Quit Wet Maryland Match 1 creditably in 56.4 seconds. Athlete Award in his senior year by Jack Shea more Campus, and Loyola of in the first two minu tes of this along with receiving the Out­ After winning its first two Baltimore. contest, which was played in a Ruggers standing Track and Field Com­ games, Coach Gary Besosa's la­ Last Saturday, Georgetown driving rainstorm. After thirteen petitor Award. crosse team has proceeded to even forfeited to UMBC in a bizarre minutes, the Hoyas were trailing In the upcoming invitational its record at 2-2 by losing to both game up on Kehoe Field. Two 6-1, and Coach Besosa decided meet, Stageberg will be competing the University of Maryland, Balti- Georgetown players were injured that it was pointless to continue. Gain Split with another Hilltopper Gordon "We had three games coming Oliver. Oliver, a transfer, is ineligi­ up this week," Besosa said, "and I ble to run this year, but will With Lions regain his eligibility for competi­ didn't want to risk any more injuries." by Sam Locatelli tion beginning next fall. UMBC had beaten perennial While most of Georgetown's Last year, the invitational re­ power Army already this year, but non-adventurous, and probably lays were sparked by perfor­ Besosa still felt that Georgetown saner souls remained indoors on mances by Olympian Byron Dyce could have competed with them. Saturday to curse the foul and Garth McKay. Georgetown The Hoyas did not look like a weather, the Georgetown Rugby captured the four mile relay with first class team in their next game, Club was in action against New the quint of Justin Gubbins, Rich however, as they dropped a 12-7 York's Columbia University. Mull, Steve Caton, Conrad Zink, decision to Loyola. The Grey­ Needless to say, the inclement and Jack Fultz. With the excep­ hounds scored five quick goals in weather prohibited first-class tion of Zink, who is on leave of the first quarter, thereby opening rugby, but club president Howard absence, the rest of the relay is up a lead that was too big to Wollner stated that "both teams expected to run strongly again overcome. played well under the circum­ this year. Georgetown certainly must stances." The invitational will host up to play to full capacity over the next In the "B" team game, George­ 600 competitors with 15 to 20 few -days, as they meet stiff tests town emerged from the muck and teams already entered. Among the from both William and Mary and mire as victors by a score of 12-0. competitors are the University of Salisbury State. Coach Besosa Play was considerably sloppier Maryland, William and Mary, West - feels that "we can still have a than normal, but the Hoyas Vlrginia, University of Connecti­ winning season, if we can just iron looked outstanding when ~one cut, Duke, and local state schools. out recent difficulties and play up considers the poor field condi­ Although Georgetown does not ~ to our potential." have an all-weather track, the tions. The "A" team game was In action against Columbia Univenity last weekend, Georgetown's marked by conservative play meet will be held regardless of Hilltop laxmen face. the throughout the first half, which weather conditions. Coach Lang rugby team gained a split. Despite the terrible field conditions. the "B" Colonials of George Washington ended in a scoreless tie._!n the regards the invitational as an team wu victorious, 12-0, while the "A" game ended in a tie score. on Saturday and Salisbury State on Tuesday. (Continued on page 19) opportunity for Georgetown stu- (Photo by Pat Early)