Program Guide Report

Schedule Program Guide For TCN/GEM

Sun Apr 17, 2011

06:00 IT IS WRITTEN HD WS PG

Touch Of Freedom: He Showed Me Real Courage Religious programme.

06:30 IT ALWAYS RAINS ON SUNDAY 1947 WS PG

It Always Rains On Sunday

An escaped convict tries to hide out at his former lover's house but she has since married and is far from keen on the idea.

Starring: Googie Withers, Jack Warner, Edward Chapman

Cons.Advice: Mild Violence

08:30 AGAINST THE WIND 1948 PG

Against The Wind

In London during World War II, men and women are trained as saboteurs and one of them is a traitor. Stars Simone Signoret, Robert Beaty and Jack Warner.

Starring: Charles Crichton, Simone Signoret, Jack Warner, Robert Beatty, Gordon Jackson, Paul Dupuis, James R Justice

Cons.Advice: Some Violence

10:15 IT SHOULDN'T HAPPEN TO A VET 1979 Repeat G

It Shouldn't Happen To A Vet Adventures of a Yorkshire vet just before World War II.

Starring: John Alderton, Colin Blakely, Lisa Harrow, Bill Maynard, Richard Pearson, Paul Shelley

12:15 DON'T GO NEAR THE WATER 1957 Repeat G

Don't Go Near The Water

On a small island in the South Pacific, the Navy's PR department is spending WWII without getting near a ship. Lt. Max Siegal is the Second in command to a clueless Commanding Officer who believes Sea Duty to be the worst punishment.

Starring: Glenn Ford, Mary Wickes, Eva Gabor, Russ Tamblyn, Anne Francis

14:30 THREE SISTERS 1970 Repeat G

Three Sisters At the turn of the century, three fatherless sisters dream of abandoning Russian provincial life for the big city.

Starring: Joan Plowright, Jeanne Watts, Louise Purnell, Derek Jacobi, Laurence Olivier

18:00 THE NANNY Repeat WS PG

Oh, Say, Can You Ski? Fran's obsessed about getting pregnant, so Max decides to take her up to a ski trip in Aspen to get her mind off it a little.

Starring: Fran Drescher, Charles Shaughnessy, Lauren Lane, Daniel Davis

18:30 ANTIQUES ROADSHOW Captioned WS G

Lincoln Cathedral 1 Viewers from all corners bring their items to be appraised by the show's antiques experts. Are they valuable, priceless items, or will they go home disappointed?

19:30 AS TIME GOES BY PG

Lionel is feeling brave and protective, giving his wife, Jean cause for concern.

Starring: Geoffrey Palmer, Dame Judi Dench, Moira Brooker, Philip Bretherton, Jenny Funnell 20:00 AS TIME GOES BY PG While Lionel is quite content to do things slowly, his wife is bringing work home with her and irritating her daughter, Judy, and colleague, Sandy, in the office.

Starring: Geoffrey Palmer, Dame Judi Dench, Moira Brooker, Philip Bretherton, Jenny Funnell

20:30 GOODFELLAS 1990 Captioned Repeat HD WS M

Goodfellas

The powerful true story about life in the mafia seen through the eyes of mobster, Henry Hill. Half Irish, half Sicilian, Henry was "adopted" by neighbourhood gangsters at an early age and raised to be a faithful member of their "family". An intimate account of the life of a working mobster, his complex relationships, friendships, camaraderie, romances and "business" dealings.

Starring: Robert De Niro, Ray Liotta, Joe Pesci, Lorraine Bracco, Paul Sorvino, Frank Sivero, Tony Darrow, Mike Starr

Cons.Advice: Strong Violence, Drug Use, Frequent Coarse Language

23:10 TBA G

Title not available at time of scheduling.

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00:05 VILLAIN 1971 AV

Villain A sadistic gang chief and his boyfriend - a pimp, mingle with members of Parliament, set up & bungle a payroll robbery.

Starring: Richard Burton, Ian McShane, Nigel Davenport, Joss Ackland

Cons.Advice: Strong Violence

02:00 HOME SHOPPING WS G

04:30 JOYCE MEYER, ENJOY EVERYDAY LIFE WS PG

Enjoying Everyday Life is a daily broadcast provided by Joyce Meyer Ministries.

05:00 ADVENTURES IN RAINBOW COUNTRY Repeat G

Eye Of The Needle

Follows the adventures of a teenager named Billy Williams and his friend Pete Gawa in northern Ontario.

05:30 TODAY Captioned HD WS NA Join Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sport, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle. Mon Apr 18, 2011

06:00 TODAY Captioned HD WS NA Join Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sport, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle.

09:00 ALIVE & COOKING Repeat WS G Alive and Cooking, Australia's hottest cooking show hosted by UK celebrity chef James Reeson. Filmed on location at some of the country's top food and wine regions as well as in James' kitchen

09:30 THE ZOO Repeat WS G The Zoo takes you behind the scenes at Auckland Zoo, bringing you great stories about the animals and their keepers.

10:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One With The Mugging Joey develops an unusual acting method in order to impress a famous, pompous fellow actor during an audition for an important stage role. Meanwhile, Ross is horrified to discover the identity of a long ago mugger.

10:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One With The Boob Job Phoebe asks her boyfriend, Mike, to move in with her, but coming so close to married life might cause trouble in their relationship. Meanwhile, Monica secretly asks Joey for a large loan.

11:00 MURDER, SHE WROTE Repeat PG

Murder By Appointment Only Jessica takes a personal interest in the murder of a cosmetic executive's young fiancee, who once was one of Jessica's most promising student writers.

Starring: Angela Lansbury, William Windom, Tom Bosley, Jerry Orbach, Michael Horton

12:00 TARZAN AND THE JUNGLE BOY 1968 Repeat WS PG

Tarzan And The Jungle Boy

Tarzan and a female journalist search for the son of a famed geologist who drowned in raging rapids several years before. The boy has been living wild in the jungle and Tarzan persuades him to return with the journalist to civilization.

Starring: Rafer Johnson, Mike Henry, Alizia Gur, Ronald Gans, Ed Johnson, Steve Bond

Cons.Advice: Mild Violence

14:00 DOMESTIC BLITZ Captioned Repeat WS PG The Blitz team goes to Wollongong to help out the Lewis family who have been living in a half renovated house while dad Vaugham is being treated for advanced melanoma.

15:00 MCLEOD'S DAUGHTERS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

All's Fair In Love And War

Old wounds are opened when Stevie's estranged mother visits. Passions are aroused when Stevie and Alex organise a laser skirmish for their combined bucks and hens' party. Kate returns from Africa after her relationship with Dave has failed.

Starring: Abi Tucker, Aaron Jeffrey, Simmone Jade Mackinnon

16:00 AS TIME GOES BY Repeat PG

Lionel is feeling brave and protective, giving his wife, Jean cause for concern.

Starring: Geoffrey Palmer, Dame Judi Dench, Moira Brooker, Philip Bretherton, Jenny Funnell

16:30 AS TIME GOES BY Repeat PG While Lionel is quite content to do things slowly, his wife is bringing work home with her and irritating her daughter, Judy, and colleague, Sandy, in the office.

Starring: Geoffrey Palmer, Dame Judi Dench, Moira Brooker, Philip Bretherton, Jenny Funnell

17:00 THE ELLEN DEGENERES SHOW Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

Join Ellen DeGeneres as she hosts a unique mix of celebrity interviews, chart-topping and up-and-coming musical performances, audience participation games and segments spotlighting real life stories and amazing talents.

18:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One With The Memorial Service Ross and Chandler ruin each other's reputation on their alumni website, culminating in the lie that Ross is dead. Meanwhile, Joey falls out with Emma when she steals his favourite cuddly toy Huggsy. 18:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One With The Lottery The gang become obsessed with winning the lottery, while Chandler discovers the outcome of the internship at the ad agency.

19:00 THE ZOO Repeat WS G The Zoo takes you behind the scenes at Auckland Zoo, bringing you great stories about the animals and their keepers.

19:30 ZOO BABIES WS PG

Raising Baby Iwana

Filmed at Auckland Zoo, Zoo Babies follows the story of surviving twin Baby Iwani, a Siamang Gibbon, whose mother rejected him at six weeks of age. Senior Primate Keeper Christine Tintinger takes on the role of surrogate Mum, hand-raising Iwani for a year before giving him back to his mother.

20:30 MARY QUEEN OF SHOPS Repeat WS PG

Clealls

Retail expert Mary Portas comes to the aid of a husband and wife running a Dorset village shop, loosing almost £6,000 a month. The couple stands to lose their savings, pension and home if the presenter cannot improve the situation.

21:30 21 GRAMS 2003 HD WS MA

21 Grams 21 grams is the weight we lose when we die - and the weight carried by those who survive. At the crossroads of life and death three unconnected individuals collide in a whirlwind of revenge and forgiveness.

Starring: Sean Penn, Naomi Watts, Benico Del Toro

Cons.Advice: Adult Themes, Strong Sex Scenes, Some Coarse Language

00:00 MURDER, SHE WROTE Repeat PG

Murder By Appointment Only Jessica takes a personal interest in the murder of a cosmetic executive's young fiancee, who once was one of Jessica's most promising student writers.

Starring: Angela Lansbury, William Windom, Tom Bosley, Jerry Orbach, Michael Horton

01:00 MARY QUEEN OF SHOPS Repeat WS PG

Clealls

02:00 HOME SHOPPING WS G

04:30 JOYCE MEYER, ENJOY EVERYDAY LIFE WS PG

Enjoying Everyday Life is a daily broadcast provided by Joyce Meyer Ministries.

05:00 ADVENTURES IN RAINBOW COUNTRY Repeat G

Girl On A Tightrope

Follows the adventures of a teenager named Billy Williams and his friend Pete Gawa in northern Ontario.

06:00 TODAY Captioned HD WS NA Join Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sport, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle.

09:30 THE ZOO Repeat WS G The Zoo takes you behind the scenes at Auckland Zoo, bringing you great stories about the animals and their keepers.

10:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

10:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One With The Lottery The gang become obsessed with winning the lottery, while Chandler discovers the outcome of the internship at the ad agency.

11:00 MURDER, SHE WROTE Repeat PG

Trial By Error Jessica is the foreman of a fractious jury on a case in which the defendant claims self-defence in killing an enraged husband who caught him in bed with his wife.

Starring: Angela Lansbury, William Windom, Tom Bosley, Jerry Orbach, Michael Horton

12:00 ARE YOU BEING SERVED? 1977 Repeat PG

Are You Being Served? A famous department store is closing for two weeks while renovations take place and the staff are all off for a holiday on a beach. Starring: Mollie Sugden, Frank Thornton, John Inman, Trevor Bannister, Wendy Richard, Arthur Brough, Nicholas Smith

Cons.Advice: Sexual References

14:00 DOMESTIC BLITZ Captioned Repeat WS PG The Blitz team performs an amazing transformation on the home of Erin and Russell Potter. Russell's had a stroke and can't get downstairs to the garden, so we use a crane to bring the outside to him.

15:00 MCLEOD'S DAUGHTERS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

Ever After

Alex and Stevie's big day is finally here! Will Alex get out of jail in time for the service? Alex's sister tries to ruin the wedding and take control of Killarney while Rose gives Stevie a pre-wedding makeover - with disastrous results.

Starring: Abi Tucker, Aaron Jeffrey, Simmone Jade Mackinnon

16:00 ZOO BABIES Repeat WS PG

Raising Baby Iwana

17:00 THE ELLEN DEGENERES SHOW Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

18:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One With Rachel's Dream After Rachel visits the set of Joey's soap opera, she has a dream about him. Meanwhile, Ross and Chandler go on vacation together and Phoebe, with her guitar, busks in front of Monica's restaurant.

18:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One With The Soap Opera Party Ross and Joey clash over palaeontologist Charlie, when Ross brings her to Joey's 'Days Of Our Lives party'. Meanwhile, Chandler faces the wrath of a man-hating actress. 19:00 THE ZOO Repeat WS G The Zoo takes you behind the scenes at Auckland Zoo, bringing you great stories about the animals and their keepers.

19:30 HOW CLEAN IS YOUR HOUSE WS PG Kim Woodburn and Aggie MacKenzie clean up homes that havent been cleaned for years - going through layers of grime and muck.

20:00 HOW CLEAN IS YOUR HOUSE WS PG Kim Woodburn and Aggie MacKenzie clean up homes that havent been cleaned for years - going through layers of grime and muck.

20:30 HOARDERS Repeat WS PG

Tara/Betty Tara has been reported to her landlord and must clear out quickly before she's rendered homeless. Next is Betty, who had firemen rush to her home for a small fire, and discover her sick husband laying in filth.

21:30 TBA Repeat G

Title not available at time of scheduling.

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22:30 SENSING MURDER WS M Gifted psychic mediums from New Zealand and Australia are challenged to uncover new leads in some of the most chilling unsolved murder cases.

23:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

00:00 HOARDERS Repeat WS PG

01:00 TBA Repeat G

Title not available at time of scheduling.

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02:00 HOME SHOPPING WS G

04:30 JOYCE MEYER, ENJOY EVERYDAY LIFE WS PG

Enjoying Everyday Life is a daily broadcast provided by Joyce Meyer Ministries.

05:00 ADVENTURES IN RAINBOW COUNTRY Repeat G

The Return Of Eli Rocque

Follows the adventures of a teenager named Billy Williams and his friend Pete Gawa in northern Ontario.

06:00 TODAY Captioned HD WS NA Join Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sport, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle.

09:30 THE ZOO Repeat WS G The Zoo takes you behind the scenes at Auckland Zoo, bringing you great stories about the animals and their keepers.

10:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

10:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

11:00 MURDER, SHE WROTE Repeat PG

Keep The Home Fires Burning

Jessica, Seth and Amos breakfast at a new tourist-oriented restaurant, only to find murder on the menu.

Starring: Angela Lansbury, William Windom, Tom Bosley, Jerry Orbach, Michael Horton

12:00 ARABIAN ADVENTURE 1979 Repeat G

Arabian Adventure A young orphan helps rid the city of Jadur from an evil Caliph. He is aided in his trip by a beautiful genie and a handsome Prince who wins the hand of the Caliph's lovely stepdaughter.

Starring: Christopher Lee, Oliver Tobias, Peter Cushing, Milo O'Shea, Emma Samms, Mickey Rooney, Capucine

14:00 DOMESTIC BLITZ Captioned WS PG The Blitz team descends on the home of Karen and Justin, a pair of dedicated rural fire-fighters who have been struggling since Karen had a stroke two years ago.

15:00 MCLEOD'S DAUGHTERS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

Grace Under Fire

Grace is convinced she has cursed Drovers Run when a series of bizarre plagues hit the farm. It's pride versus prejudice when Grace locks horns with a rich new neighbour, Heath Barrett. With Alex away on his honeymoon, Ashleigh undermines Marcus' authority on Killarney. Ashleigh seduces Patrick, and Tayler is surprised to find herself feeling jealous. Moira's love is tested when Phil profiteers from high petrol prices.

Starring: Abi Tucker, Aaron Jeffrey, Simmone Jade Mackinnon

16:00 HOW CLEAN IS YOUR HOUSE Repeat WS PG Kim Woodburn and Aggie MacKenzie clean up homes that havent been cleaned for years - going through layers of grime and muck.

16:30 HOW CLEAN IS YOUR HOUSE Repeat WS PG Kim Woodburn and Aggie MacKenzie clean up homes that havent been cleaned for years - going through layers of grime and muck.

17:00 THE ELLEN DEGENERES SHOW Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

18:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One With The Fertility Test Monica and Chandler see a familiar face at the fertility clinic, while Ross and Joey still have hopes of landing Charlie.

18:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One With The Donor

Monica and Chandler try to find a sperm donor; Rachel is preoccupied by Charlie's interest in Joey; Phoebe's ex David is back in New York, and Ross is asked to deliver a speech at a palaeontology convention in Barbados. 19:00 THE ZOO Repeat WS G The Zoo takes you behind the scenes at Auckland Zoo, bringing you great stories about the animals and their keepers.

19:30 WHAT A YEAR Captioned Repeat WS PG Australia's television legend Bert Newton teams up with retro queen Julia Zemiro to present a hilarious look at life spanning the disco days of the 1970s through to the "noughties" of the new millennium.

20:30 THE CLOSER Captioned Repeat HD WS M

The Butler Did It

A wealthy old man, newly married to a young stripper, is found dead - and the butler is the main suspect.

21:30 LAW & ORDER HD WS M

Homesick

A baby boy's poisoning leads detectives to a baby food manufacturer, but the real culprit might be in the family.

Starring: Sam Waterston, S. Epatha Merkerson, Jeremy Sisto, Alana De La Garza

22:30 LAW & ORDER HD WS M

Aftershock After witnessing the lethal injection of Mickey Scott, Briscoe, Curtis, McCoy and Kincaid react in four very different ways.

Starring: Sam Waterston, S. Epatha Merkerson, Jeremy Sisto, Alana De La Garza

23:30 CONAN WS M Conan O'Brien hosts an hour of laughs with some of the biggest names in entertainment and music, with regular funny segments and musical acts.

00:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One With The Fertility Test Monica and Chandler see a familiar face at the fertility clinic, while Ross and Joey still have hopes of landing Charlie.

01:00 THE CLOSER Captioned Repeat HD WS M

The Butler Did It

A wealthy old man, newly married to a young stripper, is found dead - and the butler is the main suspect.

02:00 HOME SHOPPING WS G

04:30 JOYCE MEYER, ENJOY EVERYDAY LIFE WS PG

Enjoying Everyday Life is a daily broadcast provided by Joyce Meyer Ministries.

05:00 ADVENTURES IN RAINBOW COUNTRY Repeat G

Roar Of The Hornet

Follows the adventures of a teenager named Billy Williams and his friend Pete Gawa in northern Ontario.

06:00 TODAY Captioned HD WS NA Join Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sport, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle.

09:30 THE ZOO Repeat WS G The Zoo takes you behind the scenes at Auckland Zoo, bringing you great stories about the animals and their keepers.

10:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One With The Fertility Test Monica and Chandler see a familiar face at the fertility clinic, while Ross and Joey still have hopes of landing Charlie.

10:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One With The Donor

11:00 MURDER, SHE WROTE Repeat PG

Powder Keg

In a southern hamlet, a suspect in a murder case could very well be lynched.

Starring: Angela Lansbury, William Windom, Tom Bosley, Jerry Orbach, Michael Horton

12:00 SOLDIER IN THE RAIN 1963 WS PG

Soldier in the Rain

The bond of friendship between a worldly-wise Army Master Sergeant and his naive worshiper.

Starring: Jackie Gleason, Steve McQueen, Tuesday Weld

Cons.Advice: Adult Themes

14:00 DOMESTIC BLITZ Captioned Repeat WS PG The Blitz team takes on its biggest challenge yet when they come to the aid of a young police officer and his family who desperately need more living space.

15:00 MCLEOD'S DAUGHTERS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

Gift Horse

Grace is determined to resist Heath's charms - but for how long? Patrick suffers a life-threatening reaction when bitten by a lizard. Grace questions her future on Drovers Run when her best friend dies suddenly. Heath and Marcus clash over a livestock dispute. Moira moonlights as a mechanic, setting herself up in competition with Phil's truck stop.

Starring: Abi Tucker, Aaron Jeffrey, Simmone Jade Mackinnon

16:00 WHAT A YEAR Captioned Repeat WS PG Australia's television legend Bert Newton teams up with retro queen Julia Zemiro to present a hilarious look at life spanning the disco days of the 1970s through to the "noughties" of the new millennium.

17:00 THE ELLEN DEGENERES SHOW Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

18:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One In Barbados - Part 1 The Friends go to Barbados with Ross who is taking part in a paleontology seminar. Meanwhile, Charlie rethinks her romance with Joey, while Rachel reveals her feelings to Joey.

18:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One In Barbados - Part 2 In the much anticipated season finale, the love triangle between Ross, Joey and Charlie reaches boiling point, while Phoebe thinks she's found Mr Right. 19:00 THE ZOO Repeat WS G The Zoo takes you behind the scenes at Auckland Zoo, bringing you great stories about the animals and their keepers.

19:30 AS TIME GOES BY PG

Jean and Lionel manage to survive an evening with Jean's intimidating sister-in-law.

Starring: Geoffrey Palmer, Dame Judi Dench, Moira Brooker, Philip Bretherton, Jenny Funnell

20:00 THE GOLDEN GIRLS WS PG

Nice And Easy

Blanche's favourite niece, Lucy, comes to Miami for a visit. No sooner has she said her 'hellos' than she asks Blanche's permission to leave to go meet a gorgeous doctor she met on the plane. Blanche relents and Lucy's off.

Starring: Bea / Beatrice Arthur, Rue Mcclanahan, Betty White, Estelle Getty

20:30 CHILD GENIUS 2 + 3 WS PG

At Thirteen

What makes such an exceptional child? Are they born geniuses or can parental upbringing have a significant impact on a child's development? For some, having gifted offspring is a dream come true: a promise of wealth and status. For others it's a living nightmare as they struggle to handle the repercussions of their prodigy's superpowers. What will become of these special children?

21:30 TBA G

Title not available at time of scheduling.

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22:00 BIZARRE ER Repeat WS M Explore some of the most remarkable and unusual cases in emergency medicine using both fly-on-the-wall footage and recollections of the most jaw-dropping cases from recent years.

Cons.Advice: Medical Procedures, Nudity

22:30 WIFE SWAP USA Repeat PG

McGoldrick / Noel A traditional wife, who works in the family business, trades places with a punk-rock wife who works as a shock jock on the radio.

23:30 CONAN WS M Conan O'Brien hosts an hour of laughs with some of the biggest names in entertainment and music, with regular funny segments and musical acts.

00:30 AS TIME GOES BY Repeat PG

Jean and Lionel manage to survive an evening with Jean's intimidating sister-in-law.

Starring: Geoffrey Palmer, Dame Judi Dench, Moira Brooker, Philip Bretherton, Jenny Funnell

01:00 MURDER, SHE WROTE Repeat PG

Powder Keg

In a southern hamlet, a suspect in a murder case could very well be lynched.

Starring: Angela Lansbury, William Windom, Tom Bosley, Jerry Orbach, Michael Horton

02:00 HOME SHOPPING WS G

04:30 JOYCE MEYER, ENJOY EVERYDAY LIFE WS PG

Enjoying Everyday Life is a daily broadcast provided by Joyce Meyer Ministries.

05:00 ADVENTURES IN RAINBOW COUNTRY Repeat G

Lac Du Diable

Follows the adventures of a teenager named Billy Williams and his friend Pete Gawa in northern Ontario.

06:00 TODAY Captioned HD WS NA Join Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sport, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle.

09:30 THE ZOO Repeat WS G The Zoo takes you behind the scenes at Auckland Zoo, bringing you great stories about the animals and their keepers.

10:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

10:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One In Barbados - Part 2 In the much anticipated season finale, the love triangle between Ross, Joey and Charlie reaches boiling point, while Phoebe thinks she's found Mr Right.

11:00 MURDER, SHE WROTE Repeat PG

Murder In The Electric Cathedral A woman (Mildred Natwick) who changed her will in favour of charismatic evangelist suffers a heart attack and is taken t hospital run by the same minister, where she dies - of cyani poisoning.

Starring: Angela Lansbury, William Windom, Tom Bosley, Jerry Orbach, Michael Horton

12:00 THE MIRACLE OF OUR LADY OF FATIMA 1952 Repeat HD WS G

The Miracle Of Our Lady Of Fatima

In Lisbon in 1917, three shepherd children saw a vision of Our Lady in a field. The children risked the ridicule of church leaders in their attempts to relate what the vision had prophesised. Meanwhile, thousands of faithful believers waited impatiently for Our Lady to materialise.

Starring: Gilbert Roland, Angela Clarke, Frank Silvera, Jay Novello, Sherry Jackson

14:00 CHILD GENIUS 2 + 3 Repeat WS PG

At Thirteen

15:00 MCLEOD'S DAUGHTERS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

Hot Water

Grace and Kate are taken hostage by a bankrupt farmer. Moira has a premonition that someone will be shot by the gunman - but who will it be? When the bank refuses credit to Drovers Run, Grace accepts a secret loan from Ashleigh. But has she made a deal with the devil?

Starring: Abi Tucker, Aaron Jeffrey, Simmone Jade Mackinnon

Cons.Advice: Some Violence

16:00 AS TIME GOES BY Repeat PG

Jean and Lionel manage to survive an evening with Jean's intimidating sister-in-law.

Starring: Geoffrey Palmer, Dame Judi Dench, Moira Brooker, Philip Bretherton, Jenny Funnell

16:30 THE GOLDEN GIRLS Repeat WS PG

Nice And Easy

Starring: Bea / Beatrice Arthur, Rue Mcclanahan, Betty White, Estelle Getty 17:00 THE ELLEN DEGENERES SHOW Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

18:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One After Joey And Rachel Kiss Romantic hook-ups continue to go astray in Barbados as Monica, Phoebe and Chandler overhear Ross kissing Charlie while on the room's other wall, they can eavesdrop on Joey and Rachel.

18:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One Where Ross Is Fine

Rachel, Joey and Charlie attend an uncomfortable dinner party at Ross' apartment where he uncharacteristically overindulges in wine, song and laughter. Meanwhile, Chandler commits an unpardonable act when he and Monica visit a couple who have adopted a cute boy.

19:00 THE ZOO Repeat WS G The Zoo takes you behind the scenes at Auckland Zoo, bringing you great stories about the animals and their keepers.

19:30 ANTIQUES ROADSHOW Captioned Repeat WS G

Lancing College Viewers from all corners bring their items to be appraised by the show's antiques experts. Are they valuable, priceless items, or will they leave disappointed?

20:30 THE MENTALIST Captioned Repeat HD WS M

Blood Brothers Patrick must find a way to convince a group of students at a wilderness program for troubled kids to tell him the truth about the death of a fellow student.

Starring: Simon Baker, Robin Tunney, Tim Kang, Owain Yeoman, Amanda Righetti

21:30 HARRY'S LAW Captioned Repeat HD WS M

Bangers In The House Harry and Malcolm mediate between rival gangs to stop a war; and Rachael and Adam work together on a wrongful-termination case involving an employee who was fired for being too old.

Starring: Kathy Bates, Brittany Snow, Nate Corddry, Aml Ameen

22:30 LAW & ORDER HD WS M

Causa Mortis Briscoe and Curtis investigate the carjacking/murder of a young mother who leaves behind a husband and four small children.

23:30 CONAN WS M Conan O'Brien hosts an hour of laughs with some of the biggest names in entertainment and music, with regular funny segments and musical acts.

00:25 MURDER, SHE WROTE Repeat PG

Starring: Angela Lansbury, William Windom, Tom Bosley, Jerry Orbach, Michael Horton

01:20 MCLEOD'S DAUGHTERS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

Hot Water

Starring: Abi Tucker, Aaron Jeffrey, Simmone Jade Mackinnon

Cons.Advice: Some Violence

02:15 THE MENTALIST Captioned Repeat HD WS M

Blood Brothers Patrick must find a way to convince a group of students at a wilderness program for troubled kids to tell him the truth about the death of a fellow student.

Starring: Simon Baker, Robin Tunney, Tim Kang, Owain Yeoman, Amanda Righetti 03:15 LAW & ORDER Repeat HD WS M

Causa Mortis Briscoe and Curtis investigate the carjacking/murder of a young mother who leaves behind a husband and four small children.

04:10 SOLDIER IN THE RAIN 1963 Repeat WS PG

Soldier in the Rain

The bond of friendship between a worldly-wise Army Master Sergeant and his naive worshiper.

Starring: Jackie Gleason, Steve McQueen, Tuesday Weld

Cons.Advice: Adult Themes Sat Apr 23, 2011

06:00 THE MIRACLE OF OUR LADY OF FATIMA 1952 Repeat HD WS G

The Miracle Of Our Lady Of Fatima

Starring: Gilbert Roland, Angela Clarke, Frank Silvera, Jay Novello, Sherry Jackson

08:00 LAST HOLIDAY 1950 Repeat G

Last Holiday

Believing that he is dying, a man takes a last holiday at a swank resort where people assume he is important. Starring: Alec Guinness, Kay Walsh, Wilfred Hyde White, Beatrice Campbell, Bernard Lee, Sid James, Ernest Thesiger

10:00 MURDER, SHE WROTE Repeat PG

One Good Bid Deserves A Murder

A lot of people are ready to kill for a sex symbol's diary on the auction block...and one of them does.

Starring: Angela Lansbury, William Windom, Tom Bosley, Jerry Orbach, Michael Horton

11:00 PT 109 1963 Captioned Repeat HD WS G

PT 109

Based on the true story of Lt. John F. Kennedy and his PT crew, stranded on a Pacific Island during World War II.

Starring: Cliff Robertson, Robert Culp, Ty Hardin, James Gregory, Robert Blake, Grant Williams

14:00 GOODBYE, MR CHIPS 1969 Repeat HD WS G

Goodbye, Mr Chips

Arthur Chipping a shy, withdrawn English school teacher, falls in love with a flashy music hall star.

Starring: Peter O'Toole, Petula Clark, Michael Redgrave, Alison Leggatt

17:00 GETAWAY Captioned WS PG

Hollywood Holidays. A special episode highlighting where some of Hollywoods biggest names like to holiday. Stars include George Clooney, Julia Roberts, Halle Berry, John Travolta, Kate Hudson, Will Ferrell and Ashton Kutcher.

18:00 THE NANNY Repeat WS PG

The Hanukkah Story Fran's excited about celebrating her first Hanukkah with Maxwell, only he has to drive to Boston on business and takes CC and Gracie with him.

Starring: Fran Drescher, Charles Shaughnessy, Lauren Lane, Daniel Davis

18:30 CASABLANCA 1942 Repeat WS PG

Casablanca Rick Blaine is a world-weary ex-freedom fighter who runs a nightclub in Casablanca during the height of World War II. His world is soon turned upside down when his lost love, Isla, returns by the side of a famed rebel.

Starring: Humphrey Bogart, Ingrid Bergman, Pette Lorre, Claude Rains

Cons.Advice: Adult Themes

20:45 CSI: CRIME SCENE INVESTIGATION Captioned Repeat HD WS M

Burnout Two boys are reported missing, with a paedophile that lives in their neighbourhood becoming the prime suspect after he is injured in a house fire, apparently set by a local seeking revenge for the boys.

Starring: Marg Helgenberger, Laurence Fishburne, George Eads

Cons.Advice: Adult Themes

21:45 CSI: MIAMI Captioned Repeat HD WS M

Backstabbers When terror suspect Sonya Barak is targeted by her own people for assassination, she goes on the run, and Horatio sets out to capture her, both to protect her and bring her to justice.

Starring: David Caruso, Emily Procter, Adam Rodriguez, Jonathan Togo, Khandi Alexander 22:45 CSI: NY Captioned Repeat HD WS M

Raising Shane After a bartender is murdered the CSI team must prove that Hawkes did not commit the murder. That only becomes more difficult when the team is pulled off the investigation.

Starring: Gary Sinise, Melina Kanakaredes, Hill Harper, Carmine Giovinazzo

Cons.Advice: Medical Procedures, Some Violence

23:40 CONAN WS M Conan O'Brien hosts an hour of laughs with some of the biggest names in entertainment and music, with regular funny segments and musical acts.

00:35 PT 109 1963 Captioned Repeat HD WS G

PT 109

Based on the true story of Lt. John F. Kennedy and his PT crew, stranded on a Pacific Island during World War II.

Starring: Cliff Robertson, Robert Culp, Ty Hardin, James Gregory, Robert Blake, Grant Williams

AGATHA CHRISTIE'S MURDER ON THE 03:15 ORIENT EXPRESS 1974 Repeat WS PG

Agatha Christie's Murder On The Orient Express

The year is 1935 and aboard the Orient Express bound for Calais, a sinister American millionaire is found murdered in his compartment. It's a cunning crime, one that's worthy of the renowned detective Hercule Poirot who, by coincidence is aboard the train.

Starring: Albert Finney, Ingrid Bergman, Richard Widmark, Sean Connery

Cons.Advice: Some Violence, Sexual References

05:35 THE GARDEN GURUS Repeat HD WS G Matt Leacy gives you some hands on tips for preparing your garden bed this season as well as getting rid of those dreadful weeds for good.