THE FIREBREATH NO. 13 SPRING 91 WELCOME HOME DESERT DRAGONS

TACO SAUCE •••' •-••-•'. ,; -...-.• By Marcy Nighswander, AP I know all the Dragons share my sentiments when I welcome I will be working over the next year to share the load of home those of you who participated in Desert Storm! putting this thing together. Our biggest need right now is Congratulations on a superb job! Like myself, I'm sure every word processing capability. My access is limited since I use one was glued to CNN waiting for word on Dave Eberly and the computer at my guard unit and I'm not there much these anyone else we may have known that was captured or missing. days. What I would like to do is farm out some of the task We all sighed in relief to see Sundance on TV and when he of putting letters and articles into this form. came home we shared the elation Barbara felt that day. Those of you with home computers please play with your I felt the Dragon spirit more in the past three months word processing programs and see if you can come up with a then since Spanky died. It feels good to come together and quality type similar to this. We need bold print that copies support our brothers in difficult times like these. Our well, compressed type to minimize space (and costs) and of 4 entire nation was engulfed in that same spirit. With it we lesser priority a justified right margin to make it look can do anything! good. Look at what we've done with the Dragon Association! Its If you have the capability to come any where close to hard to believe this has been going for three years now... this and would like to volunteer a few hours a month let me three years! Its stronger now than ever too. You are doing know. I would eventually like to have one person assigned to a great job of sending letters and material for the each column of the Firebreather. I would then copy the Firebreather. My problem is not having the time or letters I receive, make editing remarks and send them off to opportunity to work on it as much as I had in the past. I am be typed up by you. Then each column would be sent back to failing you in my lack of ability to get these published on me ready for me to cut and paste and take to the printer. schedule and I apologize. One day I'll have my own computer but until then I need help. We have some great stuff coming at you. As you'll see balanced. For an author, and I might add, a publisher, the from this issue events happen faster than the Firebreather last two items are the most important. can keep up with them. We were trying to organize a list of The wonderful world of publishing is like a crap shoot all the Dragons in the Gulf to send them support but the war and everybody is taking a big chance. The publisher puts up ended so quickly! Since the last issue I've been sent the a hell of a lot of money and could be forced to eat most of names of several other Dragons who participated in Desert the books he prints (the book publishing business is largely Storm. I will try to list all the names here. Sorry if I done on a consignment basis and book sellers can 'return' miss anyone. books). The author has to put his work (not to mention his This issue of the Firebreather is dedicated to you! Shit Hot! ego) on the line and is open to criticism from all comers. Believe me, you should read some of the mail and book reviews Dave Eberly Phil Tritschler Bob George I've received. But if you can't take the heat, get out of Byron Seal Stephen Starks John HcBroom the business. As an author, all I can ask is that a book Jim Whitmore Paul Guzowski Hal Hornburg rev">e«As<- read -VWtUdbW, and y^'d be $urf<-\*>4 How many '~ +-0 or Your Postcard just arrived RE: Dragon runion. I know it recommendations. Just drop a letter or give me a call, I'd was a tough decision to make but a logical one considering be more than happy to help out a fellow Dragon with a new all the circumstances. Your final paragraph sums it up career. beautifully. Glad to hear the news about Eberly... I had no Taco, keep up the good work, and don't worry, the 11 update on him until your note arrived. month board is easier than the 5 month board. Look forward to the next Firebreather. Check essential and check six. Laura Rodm Andy "Brakeshoes" Brakora Dear Kelly, 4 Feb 91 Dear Firebreather, 7 Mar Thanks for the note concerning the Dragon Reunion 91 I was at Eglin AFB the last week of Jan and ran into postponement. Stephen has gone to Saudi as well and I would a few old "Dragons" from the Ramstein days. As Gary "MO" like to give you his address for the next Firebreather. Morgan had told you in your last "Firebreather" I'm up here Kelly, thanks for looking after Barbara. All of our in the north woods with the Wisconsin Air National Guard. thoughts and prayers will be with Dave and the other POW's I've been with the unit for four years now. Got out of the for a safe and speedy return. I hope this is over soon. "active" side of the house back in April of 1987. Got lucky with this unit and got hired full-time. By the way before I Thank you, forget, I also ran into Maj Del Pemberton at the 60th TFS, he is now flying the "Eagle" and has been for ten years. We had Diana Starks a nice long chat before I had to return to my daily duties. As Gary told everyone I was one of the original "Dragons" Greetings Taco, 4 Feb 91 when the 512th was reactivated at Ramstein in November 1976. If anyone remembers I was the NCOIC of the "Phantom Intell It's been a while since I last made an installment to the Shop". Since I left RMS in Nov 1979 I haven't run into many Firebreather (a true Pulitzer-prize winning quarterly if of the Dragons. I did see and talk to MG John M. Davey at there ever was one). It was especially gratifying to see a McChord AFB before he departed for Naples, as far as I'm number of the "old Dragons" like Mo, tasy Ed and Peter D concerned he was still the same old Lt Col Davey! It was making installments to this fine publication. It is equally nice seeing and talking to him again. disturbing to see that a former Dragon (Col Dave Eberly) was One other note before I close this letter. Mo gave me the one of the first POW's of Desert Storm... I am sure fellow news about "Spang iadesh" (this was my nickname for him). I Dragons will keep the faith that he will be returned in good was to say the least shocked and stunned to hear this news, shape. he was a very good friend and I will miss him. As Easy Ed Kamolz mentioned, Boomer (Col John McBroom) I would like to receive the Firebreather and join the has the distinction of being the Boss of the 1 TFW. Besides Dragon Association. If you can help me with this I would being the subject of a 15 minute McNeal-Lehrer newshour appreciate it very much. If anyone is ever in "Mad City" interview last fall from Saudi Arabia, he has managed to stop by or give me a call at home or work - H(608) 455-2508 catch numerous other little 20 second sound bites on all the or W(608) 241-8302/8209/8207. Thanx. networks before the war started. Since Storm kicked off, he has been conspicuously absent from the press. Just as well, Roger "RAMJET" (some called me Crockmier) Cook the press is nobodies friend in the war. Until the first of the year T+10 (Phil Tritschler) was Dear Taco, 21 Mar 91 hold up at Nellis as the chief of the Nellis ACMI shop, awaiting retirement in about another year or so. I guess I apologize for not keeping the Dragons up on my family around Christmas he got a call asking if he wouldn't mind life, but for those of you with a burning desire to know, we helping out with Desert Shield natch he agreed. Now he is had a baby last year (1 FEB 90), and her name is Laura Ann the Deputy Chief of Combat Ops at the 507th TACC in Riyadh. Herring. After approximately 14 months here at Langtey, she He has been working 20 hour days doing whatever it is a is walking well and knows enough not to request an assignment deputy chief of combat ops does. Maybe when this is all over at HQ TAC. he'll be able to say what he was involved in, but right now Speaking of HQ TAC, not too many Dragons are still here. all he is saying is that he is "extremely satisfied" with his I did see Gordy Duey yesterday standing on top of the contribution to Desert Storm. Those of you who remember what headquarters building while watching the Thunderbirds flunk a ruthless perfectionist T+10 was, I can only imagine what their checkride for the second year in a row. he's got his hands on now. Maybe he'll want to team up with I saw Sundance on the TV the other day coming home from Dick Herman when this is all over to give Dick some good the war. Someone ought to tell him that he picked the wrong background info for his next books. way to become a TV star. And, while we're on the subject of I got the word from Serious that the reunion is put off TV, HQ TAC has produced a "feel good" video on the war until at least this fall or later. With the war going full tilt for the air component, everyone is surely focused on .yfarrift^ Ho* Kwirp+Kat CferyjAt will pobaWy be -e«i*j executing/supporting Desert Storm in whatever way they can. As always, That just means that when D.S. is over, everyone wilt be ready to really let their hair down at the reunion. Nothing Fish like a war to liven up ones spirits..!? Whenever the Air Force terminates it's "Stop Loss"

Bragon ILore

by Jimmy Carter

THIRD INSTALLMENTS HUNTING WE WILL GO, A HUNTING WE WILL GO, ON The only difference between then and now is my rank! ...All right THE ECONOMY, HOUSE HUNTING WE WILL GO! I'm older too!

i Frau Schmidt, or Schitd...! can't recall her name, drove us Before we get started down 'ol memory lane I'd like to pause up to the very quaint, very picturesque village of Bann. Our a moment and say...WOW, what an earth shaking three months these first of only four stops. Frau Schmidt/Schitd trumpeted the have been, eh ! ! I just saw Sundance on TV giving the most virtues of living so close to "zee flugplatz" (only 11 klicks poignant oral OER given! "God saved us..." he opened. For any of south) and especially because this apartment had "American us having difficulty arranging life's priorities I bet a talk Cabin-ettes" in zee kuche! with Dave Eberly would do us some immense good! Of course "Und, if you vere to perhaps vant a day ovf of zee job, you G'damn Insane, loser of the century, has renounced his claims to cuut stay home, ja. . .und blame it on zee hill mit all zee snow! the 19th province.. .which he'll have to go back to calling Susan and I' looked at each other for about the be-jillionth KUWAIT! All of our Desert Stormin' Dragons, along with Allied time that morning. This lady could sell birth control at the forces did an OUTSTANDING job showing the world what Hussein and Vatican or hard liquor in downtown Riyadh! She'd definitely done his republican thugs really are... bearded, sand eating parasites. her home work! We pulled off the priority road in front of a cute On a more personal note, Taco, Brakeshoes, I and all the three story triplex with a garage! other American Airlines Dragons have a new contract with AMR. Now "Zee lantd lady hee-yer iss not yet at home but I can get we're waiting to see if the concept of "market pay rates" is zee key from zee nay-bir." simply a propaganda tool used by our senior management team or Susan and I were welcomed into an older home across the a .company policy! All told we've had a great new year so far! May street and immediately deluged with German hospitality! The the next nine months be as fruitful as these first three! Now Oma here was a war widow and lived with her daughter, who had excuse me while I get off my soap box...there, okay. Ready to do married an Air Force simulator technician. She told us we would a bit more reminiscing? Let's access long term memory and see if love the little apartment across the street; That Frau Meti'ller's we can dredge up some of those "Haus Hunting" war stories! (the land lady's) son, an engineer in Freiburg, had done an excellent job in designing the interior living space. It had 275 "Oh, no, no. . .dat iss not zee korrrect book for you to be square meters of room! American cabinets! A garage! Very well looking into Loitnant Cawrter! Vee haf zee ree-al book here!" insulated and therefore cheap to heat! Separate electric meters! Susan and I looked at the HRO representative with the Even a dryer! But the selling point, according to our soon to be infamous, double dopey,"duhhh... I'm a lieutenant" gawk. We had neighbor, was that Frau Mu'eller, against all Aryan genetics and been in the Ramstein HRO for about an hour bewilderedly flipping good German upbringing, was not a nosy woman! Why Frau Mueller through the "Rental Available" binder not knowing which "bach" didn't even know your phone number! or "stein" was best suited as our new domicile. It was a cute, little place. 275 square meters equals 800 "You are an oh-fa-ceer, und you are luftwaffe! Zo you must square feet. . . li11le! But for Susan and I, it was just right. We look for zee gutplazes vee haf here!" had li bedrooms, a galley like kitchen, a living dining/area that With a knowing wink she placed a tattered, gray bound folder was 40 feet long and 12 feet wide plus some of the wildest on the counter top. It was as nondescript as a U.S. Government patterned wall paper in the northern hemisphere! black ink, ball point pen on the duty desk. If no one knew any Suzie and I looked at three other rentals that day, but the better they'd have thrown this folder out as trash. Trash indeed! little triplex in Bann with its presumptuous, neighborly Oma and Written in typical, European cursive penmanship on un-numbered, un-nosy land lady had captured a very special place in our plain paper pages were the addresses of some of the most desirous imaginations! We always paid cash for rent, and only got a rental properties in the "Ramstein Military Community". Listing receipt for the first month's payment. Frau Mu'eller wrote it out them in this unacknowledged folder was the German means of in long hand. After that we told her we didn't require a record keeping "undesirables", out of certain neighborhoods! I'm sure of receipt anyway. Often she would invite us over on rent day. that some of the notations in the far right column read, "kein We'd sit around the table eating cookies and drinking coffee, kinder", "kein hund" or "nur offiziern". Yep, no kids, no Susan speaking with her in German and translating for me...what a pets. . . of f icers only. Now I know why we had been advised to, time! These are treasured memories for us! By the way, we thought "dress up, make sure you're in uniform, they like Air Force 900 DM a month was steep at the exchange rate of 1.69 mark to the around here, especially officers!" dollar. When we left in 1982 the exchange rate was 2.85! Our rent Talk about babes in the woods! 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I'm notdoingtoogoodhere,Ithoughtit'sgettinlatean laryngitis butthahe'dhaanoperatiorecentlyani We exchangedgreetingsahleminside.Iexplaine Oh well...onwardNextvictimGreeno!Right.after Hardcore wasn'tmovingtooexpeditiouslytowardsth Checking myrosterandmapagainIdecidetofo "Well telhimTacocamebyforano-notichospitalit Butf tklr»iy r desert. Too be fair to Mike it was probably under a minute. award to be presented to a graduating member of Phil's "Ah, here it comes at last", I thought as he pulled the squadron, the 35th. refrigerator door open. This year's ceremony is Wednesday May 29th. Make plans "Well I'm out of beer", he said, "how about some now to attend as early reservations are essential. This is a whiskey?" perfect time to welcome Phil Bud's terrific family into the Shit. "I don't like whiskey" I told him, "got any wine?" Dragon family by attending and showing your support. The "No wine...I've got rum?" Spanglers will once again all be there as will Bob Sirois. "Nah...tequila?" The Spanglers have asked Jimmy Carter to present the "Yeah I think I've got some of that left, want some "Spanky" award and I believe Ghost may be asked by Virginia orange juice to go with it?" Tett, Phil's mother, to present the first "Phil Bud" award. BINGO! At last. Now whats this about an operation? If you are interested in attending or you would like to Mike told me how his neck had been killing him. Viper present either award please contact Bob Sirois, Paul and Kay syndrome I thought, so he finally went to the doctor. He had Spangler, Virginia Tett, or myself. a disk that was messed up so they surgically removed the I have only been able to attend once so far and will sucker. Then he explained how they went in from the front to probably not make it this year unfortunately. Each year get it and how that affected his vocal chords. It didn't seems to be more fun than the previous and this will no doubt hurt to talk he was simply unable to produce more than a low be true again. This is an event I hate to miss. I know many raspy whisper. It's only "temporary" the doctors assured him, of the Spangler clan plan to be there all week, two of Phil's but he'll be grounded for a while. sisters live down the road in Pueblo so I'm sure his family Mike's new wife was working so I didn't get to meet her. will be around. Serious always makes this a vacation and Ue shot the shit for awhile and I honestly don't remember all plans to do more camping and trout fishing, and of course the he told me but he did give me two years worth of dues for Rudy family lives in town and hosts many of the activities. Dragon membership. Perhaps now he'll write and give us all The memorial for Phil was initiated by the transfer of an update. $500 from Spanky's award fund. Earlier contributions from It was getting late and I hoped to get one more check in Dragon Association members will also be added to the fund. before calling it a night. Hardcore gave me directions to Virginia Tett told me she believes workmen's compensation Bill Yuikus' house and I headed out across the desert. By the from the company Phil flew for may pay for a large portion of time I got there it was about 10:00. All the lights were the fund. A total of about $1200 is required to perpetuate out. Should I or shouldn't I? It was a week night, maybe he -Hv_ u*wd. ^* >•""*. <-arr-.xvtiy *.cepti«3 JoiWtJrti fro has an early flight the next day...maybe this wasn't even his ffrp^art -HM» or- *Ay future nvft*\jru,l house? I headed back to base. I am getting soft in my old funds. Obviously we do not want to create this type of age! No...Kiss is much older than I, he needs his sleep I memorial each time another Dragon passes away and it is now rationalized. I stopped for a beer at the dive outside the time to consider other options. I think we should create a main gate. "Dragon Memorial" to honor all fallen Dragons, past and As for Hardcore's check...he was a bit slow and not well future. Any excess funds from contributions to the memorials stocked but its obvious he is rusty. I doubt he's had many for Spanky and Phil Bud should be used to initiate it. Money no-notice hospitality checks lately. I'll give him a Q. No from this fund could also be used to purchase flowers on doubt about it now I am getting soft. behalf of the Dragon Association in the event of tragedies such as in the case of Phil's death and Dave Eberly's mishap. Our operating funds generated by annual dues do not allow much flexibility for such things. With postage costs increasing we will have to monitor our expenses much closer in the future. If you have any ideas on how such a memorial CONTRAI fund should be operated and administered please write and offer your suggestions. by Kelly Rudy For now lets honor Phil and Todd with our dedication to support these awards. Virginia Tett has asked me to pass on a few words to all of you for her. She regrets not being able to write and thank everyone for their wonderful support. As you can If you plan to attend or would like more information on the imagine the past nine months since Phil's death have been Academy graduation activities call or write: extremely difficult for her. Her and Mark were not even able to send out Christmas cards this year. Paul & Kay Spangler Bob Sirois Currently they are working to sell their house in 5510 Mountain Rd. 394 Steprock Ct. California so they can move to Pueblo, Colorado and be near Brighton, MI 84116 Henderson, NV 89014 their daughters there. They thank you heartily for your (313) 229-2579 (702) 458-4316 kindness and understanding and hope to meet you at the upcoming AF Academy ceremonies or the Dragon reunion. Virginia & Mark Tett Kelly Rudy 2233 Angel crest Dr. 1605 S. Wade Ave. As you all know, the AF Academy graduation ceremony and Pasadena, CA 91107 Garner, NC 27529 the presentation of the Todd L. Spang Ier Leadership Award to (818) 333-5141 (919) 772-9052 a graduating member of the 37th Squadron has become a special event for the Dragon Association. This year we will honor another great Dragon, Phil Irish! Thanks to your support and the hard work of Nick Kemp we have established an identical 8

RUMOR CONTROL ROGER COOK:

I'll try to fill you in on what I've been doing since I left the "Dragons". I left in 1979 and was stationed at ** Scott Rogers is moving to Hawaii. Word is he is riding Nalmstrom AFB. Montana with the 24th NORAD Region/24th Air the coat tail of a General on the fast track, probably Division as NCOIC Special Security Office until March 81. I enroute to PACAF/CC. then did an in-house transfer as NCOIC of the Intelligence Division. Gotta love that strategic air defense Mission - ** Jeff Fee is enroute to Eielson, Alaska and , if I remember what I really fell in love with is Montana! Beautiful state correctly, a squadron commander job. Eielson is converting and lots of wide open spaces, hated to leave (will probably from A-10's to F-16's. retire there). I left Halmstrom in April 1983 for the 36 TFU at Bitburg, ended up as NCOIC of the 22 TFS "The Adlers". ** Jimmy Carter is planning a transfer with American Airlines while there ran into Capt. (then) Olesky, he was flying the from Miami to Washington this year. Eagle with the 53 TFS (yuk). Stayed there for three long years, made many visits to Ramstein but the 512th wasn't the ** Bison saw both Margena Seal and Julia Whitmore the 2nd of same, and departed for the Defense Intelligence Agency (yes FEB. Both their husbands were Desert Storm participants. the puzzle palace) in Hay 1986. Now to show you how the Air Byron will be home by the time this is published and Whit is Force works, this is after I had requested a COT to some expected to remain there until the final withdrawal. other fighter unit! well at the Pentagon I decided this was not the place for me so I started looking for a job. Thats ** Bison has a new assignment. He is moving to Buchel 40 when I visited the Guard folks up on the 5th floor and the miles north of Hahn in June. There he will be a Munitions rest is history. The 128th flies the A-10 "Warthog" which Squadron Commander. you know by now is "one of the premier fighters" as proven in Desert Storm. We really thought we'd be tapped but I guess ** Bob and Terry Sirois are soon to become parents! Terry is the powers to be felt a Reserve unit had to be integrated due in October about when Bob was planning the reunion. into the "Total Force" concept. Its an outstanding unit but Could be interesting. I have a very special place in my heart for the 512th. Speaking of Desert Storm, I have seen "Boomer" and Hal ** Gundog is now the Assistant Ops Officer in the 114 TFTS at several times on the news. Glad their doing well and like a Kingsley Field Oregon. lot of other Americans damned proud of our fellow "Dragons".

** Mike "Crackers" Caraker is an RF-4C WSO with the Reno ANG "High Rollers". He and his wife, who is also an artist, are ANDY BRAKORA: planning to open up a gallery soon. I have been troughing Title 32 active duty time for the ** Dave and Janet Busheme are currently visiting Europe. last 2 years since checking out in the F-16 ADF. My last Euro-Dragons should be prepared for a possible no-notice temporary active duty tour expires in early April. I will hospitality check! then revert back to being a part-timer with my guard unit, and a full-time American Airlines HD-80 First Officer. ** Ghost is turning into a hippie. He was seen at the Seymour Johnson O'Club recently sporting long hair.

** Sleeze just made LTCOL on his 4th go round.

** Bill and Becky Yuikis divorced. This is apparently old news but I just found out about it recently.

** Snake is designing a 3200 sq. ft. home he and Zayda plan to build soon on the 90 acres they own near Jefferson, MI. There they plan to raise Arabian horses when Vern retires. YOUR DRAGON ASSOCIATION OFFICERS ARE: ** Dick Herman may use the lyrics to some of the paraplegic's songs in an upcoming book. President: Kelly Rudy Secretary: Jamie Ferbezar VP/Euro-Dragons: Hike Season Treasurer: Bob Sirois Assistant Editor: Jimmy Carter r Income and Expense Report From: 1/1/89 To: 3/19/91

Dragon Association dues are $10 per year, Send cash. Money 1/1/89 - orders, or checks payable to: Category Description 3/19/91

•i.OO The Dragon Association > A f)tr ^ ClllUin vulal C/Q Bob Sirios 394 Steprock Ct. Donations General Fund 0.00 Henderson, NV 89014 Dues •300.00

To submit articles to the Firebreather, order "The Paraplegic TOTAL INCOME: 1,251 .71 Band" cassette tapes or request information about the Dragon Bank Service Charges 20.00 Association write to: Entertainment Expense .00 Kelly Rudy PURCHASE & DEVELOP 966 1605 S. Wade Ave. Occassions 39,94 Garner, NC 27529 Freight. 00 Mai) 252.7.70 < No Categorv 00 DRAGON PHOTO ALBUM P notos 15.23 The Dragon photo albua uill be available for viewing at Fire Breather Printing 322.98 Dragon reunions. Do you have some great photos or slides of Supplies 00 your experiences at Dragonland you would like to share? Send copies, (or send originals and we'll Make copies) to: TOTAL EXPENSE: 669.49 Kay Spangler 5510 Mountain Rd. OVERALL TOTAL: Brighton, MI 84116

NAME. ADDRESS. PHONE NO. TACTICAL. UORK ADDRESS/PH.

MSgt Roger P. Cook "RAMJET" 3110 Mitchell St. 128 TFW/IN Madison, UI 53704-2591 Wisconsin ANG WHERE ABOUTS (608) 455-2508 (608) 455-2508 LtCol Phil & Beth Tritschler "T+10" 2778 Quaker Ridge Rd. Las Vegas, NV 89122 (702) 457-1783 Lt Col David T. and Nancy Hansen Uhere Abouts provides you the latest known addresses of any PSC Box 3193 known Dragons. Accuracy is dependent on inputs fro* you. APO, SF 96519 Misawa, Japan Send corrections, additions, or deletions to: Stan & Siirley Parks 1369 Fudge Drive Jamie Ferbezar Beavercreek, Oh 45385 6111 Stephanie Dr. (513) 429-1426 Panama City, FL 32404 Steve & Diana Starks 820 N. First Street Hanpton, VA 23664

MaJ John & Lisa Vylam •IGORE1 PSC Bos 2735 79TFS APO, NY 09194 RAF Upper Heyford, UI 10

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TOTAL DEPOSITS i .25671 TOTAL PAYMENTS 674.49 12

FROM THE HOG LOG

2O MAY 81 OvERrEARD ON THE RADIO YESTERDAY, GROUND: BELGIUM 321 UHAT IS YDUR LOCATION? EELBILM 321; SAY AGAIN GROUND. GROUND: BELGIUM 321 Ur*¥F IS YOUR LOCATION? BELGIUM 321: SAY AGAIN GROUND, YOU'RE UNREADABLE, ffiOUND: BELGIUM 321 DISREGARD, BELGIUM 321: ROGER GROUND, UNDERSTAND CLEAR TO START, KR

hEFLY TQ ATTN OF: 1LT Charles u. Forsyth

SUB] Why I will Not Be Late

TO: 512 TFS/cc (Lt Col Kemp)

1. My primary responsibility as a member of this squadron is to develop and maintain my skills as a fighter pilot so that I can respond as a part of our armed forces to any need that may arise., Along with that responsibility, as an officer I have an interest in maintaining a nigh sTLanoarc* o^" PC??rorrTvance^ — civ ^.^.rr^ i a/n lane i cause :7iy T.ra3.njLnD tio .oe

a week cf flying be verv detrimental, ere ore 1 canno aor to be late,

i here are other undesirable effects of being late that I wish to avoid, need to be trusted to fight effectively and I do not want to begin to ie that trust by being late, My beino late can also increase the workload of others in the squadron and inconvenience them if I do not snow up, Furtherrriore I do not i-=*ant to lose my good name, nor do I i^ant anything pornographic to replace it, I realize there are many effects of being late and do not wish to inconvenience anyone further,

3, As a result of having been late twice I have taken what I feel is the necessary corrective action, I bought a second alarm and now set two for waking me up. The alarms are strategically placed in my room as per Atcn 1. Turning off both alarms reouirss 2O steps. Anything over two steps is likely to wake ITS? up. I am also getting to bed earlier and trying to stay off my late schedule when the squadron is on an early one, With all the negative results of being late i**aitinq for me I am initiating these triake up measures with full confidence to be on time.

Signed CHARLES 3, FDR5YTH, 1LT, USAF 1 Atch Bedroom Diaqram r 13

21 May - Famous last words from George Bob to Doctor Brown: Sorry we couldn't get the fire extinguishers for your flight. Doc - don't worry I just spit on you. Checks in the ma.il1 Another well planned ambush for the water Dragons! Y

BUCKEYE: G.D.IT GHOST, WE NEED TO GET A HANDLE ON THESE 781s, THE GUYS JUST AREN'T FAYINB ATTENTION TO THE DETAILS AND THERE IS ND £F...} EXCUSE FCR IT! GHOST; Y-AS SIR, YAS SIR, I'VE GOT ONE RIGHT HERE THAT I'M TRYING TO FIND THE GUYS SO I CAN RjT THEM ON THE RACK - LOOK AT THIS. BUCKEYE: OH CHECK 6 - GHOST

BJCKwHEAT IS GOING FCR HIS SENIOR NAv WINGS SKIP

LATTACHED 731 REFLECTED KEMP IN THE BACK SEAT, AND ND NAME FOR THE FRONT SEATER, - BISON]

29 MAY - KISS (SUPER-SOF) CALLED, THE TIN HEADS FROM THE LAND OF 02 ARE USING CH 7 FOR 5Q COMMON EARLY IN THE MORNING. WHEN QUERIED BY THE SOF AS TO WHY THEY ^CFE HEINE CH 7, THE SOF WAS TOLD THAT nCH S DOESN'T WORK TOD GOOD EARLY IN THE MORNING.!i i^ELL, 1 GUESS THAT MAKES SENSE - IN A TIN-HEAD SORT OF WAY, SPAD 11 ON CH 7 CHECK!,,, SONY

TO ALL DRAGONS FROM GHOST.

I WANTED TO WRITE SOMETHING MEANINGFUL IN THE LOG FOR MY FAREWELL ENTRY BUT I CANNOT PROPERLY EXPRESS MYSELF ON THIS PAPER. THINGS ALWAYS CHANGE, BUT I EG KNOW THAT AT SOME TIME IN THE LAST 15 MONTHS THIS WAS THE TOP FIGHTER SQUADRON IN NATO - MAYBE THE WORLD flfd.. ISRAELI'S) AND FOR YOUR HARD WORK, DEDICATION AND "GQ-FOR-IT" ATTITUDE THAT YOU MEN & LADIES, I TRULY RESPECT YOU AND ^HANK YOU — YOU HAVE MADE MY JOB EASY {DON'T TELL TRISH I SAID THAT) IT hEALLY IS HARD TO STAY ON TOP SO YOU NEED TO CONTINUE TO WORK HARD, TRAIN HARDER AND NEVER GIVE THE TIN HEADS OR THE TFB OR THE TFW ANY SLACK WHATSOEVER. KEEP THE PRESSURE ON THEM...,.NO MAN EVER WON A WAR', ETC:,ETC, I'M GETTING TOO EMDTIGNflL (GOOD FIGHTER GUYS DON'T DO THAT) SO I MUST STOP, REr-EMBER: 1, CHEAT 2, CHECK 6 3, GO FAST 4, FIGHT DIRTr

JON R. ALEXANDER > THANK GOD I'M A DRAGON OFS OFF 1 JLJM Si STEVE BOB RETURNS FROM 30 DAYS LEAVE TO FLY HIS f^jM-DEmNDINB, BACK IN THE SADDLE MISSION. WEATHER 1*6 D.S. WITH THJ\iDEFSTOFrtB OVER THE FIELD, FOG, AND RAIN. BUT HE BRAVELY LAUNCHED AMYWAY ONLY TO HAVE COM=1_ETE UTILITY HYDRAULIC FAILURE, THAHK GOD HE UiAS QM_Y ON A KO-4H3B1ANDIN6 MISSION. VADER PS. INCLUDED AAR IN THUNDERSTORMS KISS

ALONG WITH THAT, THE SOF HAPPENED TO BE A TIN HEAD SO AS STEVE BOB WAS DEPARTING ZWEI WITH HIS UTIL HYDRAULIC PROBLEM, TACO AND POTTS WERE COMING INTO RMS FOR INSTRUMENT LOW APPROACHES UNKMDWINB THAT S.B. WAS INTENDING TO CLOSE THE RWY. IT SEEMS THE TIN HEAD SOF NEGLECTED TO TELL RADAR, AFTER LOW APPROACH, TACO CANCELS AND GOES TO TOWER TO REENTER AT PT ECHO.

TOWER: (CASUALLY) POG012 YOU WILL NUMBER 2 BEHIND POGO 13 WHO IS 1O MILE FINAL WITH AN EMERGENCY. HE'LL BE TAKING THE APPROACH END BARRIER SO THE RUNWAY WILL BE CLOSED FOR ABOUT 20 MINUTES.

TACO: (WITH 2.8 REMAINING) CAN I SQUEEZE IN IN FRONT OF HIM. I CAN SET UP ON DOWNWIND RIGHT NOW!

TOWER: WELL.„ .. OK REPORT DOWNWIND.

12 JUNE 1981 AS SOON AS I FINISH THIS I'LL BE OUTTA HERE: - MY LAST DAY AS A DRAGON - DAMN: GONE WILL BE THE EXERCISES, ORI'S, TAC EVALS AND A LOT OF OTHER CRAP WE ALL DISLIKE, GONE ALSO, WILL. BE THE GOOD' TIMES - SITGES, ACT W/ AILERON. GUNNING YOUR BRAINS OUT, ETC. IT'S NOT ALL BAD THOUGH. MY SPONSOR AT HOMESTEAD TELLS ME I'M IN LINE FOR A SPOT AS ASST. SNACKO & THEN I CAN MOVE UP TO ASST. PUBS. AT LEAST NOW, I HAVE SOMETHING TO LOOK FORWARD TO. THE DRAGONS ARE THE BEST SQUADRON IN EUROPE & MOST LIKELY THE BEST IN THE TAP - YOU HAVE AN OPPORTUNITY TO PROVE IT IN THE UPCOMING TACEVAL - AND I KNOW YOU WILL. THE SQUADRON LEADEFSHIF COULDN'T BE BETTER - AND BELIEVE ME I KNOW - I HAVE SEEN 4 SO CC'S DURING MY TOUR & WHAT YOU HAVE NOW IS THE BEST. I'M NOT SURE WHAT THE FUTURE HOLES FOP; ME - BUT IF I'M LUCKY BxJOUGH TO OVER COME SOME GROSS MISTAKES., I HOPE I HAVE THE CHANCE AGAM - SO! SAY GOODBYE TO THE SO - STAN GOODBYE {A..HOLES}- SCHWANTZ CAPT STAN F-ARKS ' DRAGON RESERVE

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