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SEASON 3, ISSUE 3: October 8th, 2004 The Rosedale Open homepage: http://www.pvv.ntnu.no/~janbu/ropen.html Contents ======== 1. Introduction 2. Broadcast messages 3. Apprentices discovered 4. League results 5. League tables 6. Scorer’s lists 7. Suspensions 8. GMs auction 9. Transferlist 10.Sale to non-league 11. Private trade 12. League matches next issue 13. the Rosedale Knockout 14. GM's ramble 15. List of addresses 1. Introduction Refer to GM's ramble, section 14. 2. Broadcast messages Jaap Smolders, Ajax: «Time for some improvement here let's see for this round!?» Jørgen Bjørnelv, Andeby FK: «Vil du høre noe rart? Vil du høre no vannvittig? Ole, Dole og Doffen har begynt å lage grafitti!!» Darius Molloy, Batt in Blax: «Can the Men in Black step up to bat this season? I say Yessssssss!!» Darius Molloy, Dangermouse: «How will the infamous clover clingers fare this season?» Sean Cable, DC Red Hot and Blues: «A new season and the glorious march of the Riblets goes on! No, really, this time I'm serious.» The children of all ages (including adults), Fluffy Bunny Eaters, singing: «The Cup, the Cup, the Cup is on fire!» Håvard Pettersen, Flaaklypa FK: «Wzzzzz! Where is da Il Tempo Gigante???» Gir, Grorud Grasshuggers: «Doomdoomdoomdeedoom doomdoomdeeda doomdoomdydoom...» Lenny Lesser, Grunts United: «Me score big goal, me good, me hurt you very big time!» Espen Chr. Brill, Monkey Business: «Leg or no leg, I trust you about as far as I can throw Manhattan.» Håvard Pettersen, Odd Athletics: «I strongly protest against being forced to work for another team for lousy pay... I seek imideatly transfer to this team or to flaaklypa fk!» Jørgen Bjørnelv, Really New Bremen Cyberdruids: «ok then.... my cup plans whent to ....!!» Ian Moes, Saturday Morning FC: «Hmmm, the champions away. Time for operation mixmaster.» Owen Blagae, Stranraer Reserves: «"Two big losses to come?" Both 14-0! A bit closer this week?» Knut Eivind Brennhaug, Twin Peaks Owls: «The Twin Peaks Owls are not what they seem.» Tor Magne Tønnessen, Underdogs FC: «It can only get better from here» 3. Apprentices discovered Really New Bremen Cyberdruids: Danny Worchester DC Red Hot and Blues: Isiaah Thomas, Jonnie Bann, Weaver Thomas Underdogs FC: Paul Svensson, Rune Rustad, Zeng-Zheng Twin Peaks Owls: One-Armed Man 4. League results Rosedale Open Match day 3 ========================== Lower Tadfield Apocalypse - Call of Cthulhu 2 : 1 Scorers: Agnes Nutter (37.), Witchfinder Major Saucepan (81.) ***Juk-Shabb (87.) Penalties: - (1 missed) ***- Sent off: --- ***Juk-Shabb (6.) Booked: --- ***Dagon, Yig A truly hardfought bataille at Tadfield Manor, but with a referee intent on cracking down on the roughest team. Helped enormously by Juk-Shabbs early red card, Tadfield claims their third straight win of the season, but the Lurking Fear certainly came closer than their previous opponents. Grunts United - Camarilla Divided 0 : 1 Scorers: --- ***Ozzy 'Puppet' Mandrill (60.) Penalties: - ***- (1 missed) Generation X plays completely clean and is rolled over by the Grunts, who kept producing chance after chance after chance. After a true gazillion of missed Greenskin chances, Max makes a long pass to his business associate Ozzy, and Ozzy makes no mistakes and score 0-1, for the final result and a complete robbery - 4-0 for Grunts would have been more fair. Stranraer Reserves - the Blitzball Team 1 : 3 Scorers: Mark Miclos (82.) ***Rikku (2., 78.), Wakka (34.) Penalties: - (2 missed) ***- Booked: Dean Arman, Ivan Asticov, Jacques Ancelit, Mark Miclos ***Ophelia EB: After a less than desirable start the first round, Stranraer kept their calm, and almost manage to get a point or two at Stair Park. But they had forgotten to practice their penalty shots, and missed 2. Blitzball Team on the other did not let this opportunity slip, and netted 3 goals before Stranraer got their first. Sale Savoyards - Grorud Grasshuggers 7 : 1 Scorers: Strephon (34., 70., 87.), Hilarian (19., 47., 76.), Cyril (29.) ***Zim the Invader (13.) The Singers host table neighbours Grasshuggers tonight, but won't let anyone doubt which one is challenging for medals this season - even with Grasshuggers claiming an early lead, Sale Savoyards just kept scoring throughout the match and place themselves among the top contenders of the season. Saturday Morning FC - Really New Bremen Cyberdruids 3 : 0 Scorers: Rick Hunter (63.) ***--- Penalties: 2 ***- Booked: --- ***Dominic 'Victim' Hobson, Gregorio Vinchester, Samuel EB: Stranraer reserves has something to learn from Saturday Morning when it comes to penalty kicks. It's important that the ball end up in the net. Jørgen Bjørnelv might've lost this match by playing to rough in defense, but that a question we'll leave to the philosophers. the Ancients - Jedi Order 6 : 2 Scorers: Heterodontosaurus (9., 79.), Mammoth (51.), Trilobite (14.), Eohippus (15.) ***Leia Organa Solo (12.), Jocasta Nu (41.) Penalties: 1 ***- EB: Both teams had a less than comfortable start of the season, with only 1 point each. But someone had to grab the short straw, and the oldtimers were too senile to fall for any cheap Jedi trick. Rosedale Open Match day 4 ========================== Call of Cthulhu - Stranraer Reserves 4 : 0 Scorers: Nyarlathotep (22., 85.), Yig (67.), Nodens (2.) ***--- Sent off: --- ***Helmut O'Hertz (37.), Phil MacRevis (57.) Booked: --- ***Heiyu Hoyahamahia EB: This time Trond didn't need to call upon the forces of darkness to beat their opponent, but it did help that half their opponent's fans were eaten by something huge, green and with tentacles. Camarilla Divided - Saturday Morning FC 2 : 3 Scorers: Charlie 'Smallpox' Guthrie (3.), Jerry 'Informed' Time (28.) ***Rick Hunter (36., 83.), Dick Dastardly (64.) Penalties: - ***- (1 missed) Booked: Raymond "Knowhow" Ash ***--- Oups! Operation mixmaster it is, and SMFC somewhat luckily pulls off a win in the Mansion Cellar! Way to go, 2Ds... but Generation X, what happened to that invincibility of last season? Jedi Order - Lower Tadfield Apocalypse 1 : 1 Scorers: Leia Organa Solo (34.) ***Agnes Nutter (83.) Booked: Leia Organa Solo ***--- EB: Heard during the match: Leia Organa to the referee: "I don't know who you are or where you've come from, but from now on you'll do as I say, okay?" Really New Bremen Cyberdruids - the Ancients 2 : 3 Scorers: Maurice P. Schmidt (63.), Xen Xiaoping (90.) ***Mammoth (1.), Euoplocephalus (19.), Heterodontosaurus (74.) EB: When you use a cemetary as a homefield, there's always fun things happening. Like when someone gets a hold of a human head from a shallow grave. The Cyberdruids netted the most heads, but the referee only counted the ones using the matchball. the Blitzball Team - Sale Savoyards 2 : 0 Scorers: Rikku (18.), Ophelia (67.) ***--- Booked: Rikku ***--- Another win for the Blitzballers, this time at Zanarkand Memorial Stadium. The Singers will have to score goals away if they hope to compete for medals! Grorud Grasshuggers - Grunts United 3 : 2 Scorers: Herb (14., 75.), The Doom Song (18.) ***Tenzy Tenz (75.), Lenny Lesser (13.) Penalties: - (1 missed) ***- Booked: Pit the even younger, SnooSnoo ***Larry Long The first of the prestigiouos Brill championships of the season! Grunts opened best, but the Grasshuggers promptly equalized and took the lead. Then they fought back and forth for more than a half, and the game exploded in a flurry with Grunts equalizing, and then Herb scoring another leading goal from kickoff! All in all, the best team won, but the game could very well have ended in a draw. Lexington League Match day 3 ============================= Dead Dino Storage - Monkey Business 2 : 3 Scorers: The Flower Kings (84.), Spock's Beard (76.) ***Guybrush Threepwood (5., 70.), Carla (1.) Penalties: - (1 missed) ***- Two freshmen teams face off at the Dark Side of the Moon. Monkey Business opened with a shock start, and lead 2-0 before DDS got off their butts! The game appeared all but decided when Guybrush put in a third 20 minutes before end, but trying to safe in only let DDS back into the match, and only by them missing a penalty did Monkey Business keep both points. Close! Marvel Comics - Trivial Brief Association 4 : 1 Scorers: Eddy Gordo (6., 55.), Juggernaut (70.), Wolverine (75.) ***Byrocratic Trenching Worldwide (22.) Booked: Miss Marvel ***--- EB: Marvel Comics did not rest after their defeat last round. And with a huge crowdpleasing success, they beat the shorties into their boots at Charles Xavier's Courtyard. Coventry - Car Park Rangers 1 : 7 Scorers: Carl Crocker (35.) ***Tetsujin (17., 42., 62.), Victor Hocks (35., 61.), Tommy Monaghan (53., 85.) Penalties: - ***- (1 missed) Booked: Graham Moreson ***--- EB: After two seasons in Rosedale Open, Carpark has finally found their mojo. Coventry stood no chance against the raging powers. First Men of Rome - Gangsters United 1 : 2 Scorers: Marcus Tullius Cicero (16.) ***Vincent Vega (85.), The Joker (73.) Booked: Titus Flavius Vespasianus ***--- EB: Both teams need a win to stay in range of the top, but Gangsters needed it more. The men from Rome thought they could win by playing defensively after their first goal, but that usually never works out. Dangermouse - Dial Square FC 5 : 0 Scorers: The Fog Monster (5., 24., 40.), Count Duckula (51.), Penfold (15.) *** --- Penalties: - ***- (1 missed) EB: Dangermouse continues their climb towards the top with a comfortable win at Mouse Dome. They are amongst the favorites this year to win the division. Desassossego Blues - Mishima Zaibatsu 0 : 5 Scorers: --- ***Matthew Bright