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Seinfeld, the Movie an Original Screenplay by Mark Gavagan Contact
Seinfeld, The Movie an original screenplay by Mark Gavagan based on the "Seinfeld" television series by Larry David and Jerry Seinfeld contact: Cole House Productions (201) 320-3208 BLACK SCREEN: TEXT: "One year later ..." TEXT FADES: DEPUTY (O.S.) Well folks. You've paid your debt to society. Good luck and say out of trouble. FADE IN: EXT. LOWELL MASSACHUSETTS JAIL -- MORNING ROLL CREDITS. JERRY, GEORGE and ELAINE look impatient as they stand empty- handed, waiting for something. The DEPUTY walks back towards the jail building behind them. CUT TO: INT. LOWELL MASSACHUSETTS JAIL KRAMER is surrounded by teary-eyed guards and inmates. They love him. He's carrying a metal cafeteria tray covered with signatures, as well as scores of cards, notes and letters. Several in the crowd hug KRAMER. CUT TO: EXT. LOWELL MASSACHUSETTS JAIL KRAMER stumbles as he walks up to GEORGE, ELAINE and JERRY. CUT TO: EXT. SOMEWHERE IN RURAL MASSACHUSETTS -- DAY We see an ugly old school bus at a dead stop with the flashers on. "LARRY'S NYC BUS SERVICE" is painted sloppily on the side. An extremely old man herds dozens of stubborn sheep across the road. He's moving at an impossibly slow pace. CUT TO: INT. OLD SCHOOL BUS JERRY, GEORGE and ELAINE are sitting in bus's original kid- sized bench seats. They look bored and uncomfortable. 2. Cheerful KRAMER is in the front row chatting with the DRIVER and pointing at the animals outside. CUT TO: INT. HALLWAY IN FRONT OF JERRY'S APARTMENT -- LATER KRAMER & JERRY walk wearily towards their doors. -
Public Morals Pilot 11-8.Fdx
PUBLIC MORALS Pilot Episode "A Fine Line" Written by Edward Burns November 8, 2013 INT. MULDOON’S CAR - DAY New York City 1967 TERRY MULDOON, 40’s, and CHARLIE BULLMAN, 30’s, ride in the front seat of a 1964 Plymouth on East 51st Street. These guys dress sharp, don’t look much like cops. MULDOON (V.O.) There are the laws and there are the rules. And while the laws of the land are always evolving and changing, the rules of the street remain the same. They pull up and park. EXT. 51ST STREET - DAY Period cars line the residential street. The two cops step from the car and cross the street. MULDOON (V.O.) And if you want to survive on the streets of New York, you better learn to play by those rules. Besides, they make a hell of a lot more sense anyhow. INT. PRE-WAR DOORMAN BUILDING - DAY Muldoon and Bullman enter the modest lobby and approach the DOORMAN, a heavy set guy, thinks he’s slick. DOORMAN Gentlemen. What can I do for you? Muldoon flashes his shield. MULDOON Anybody up in 4J right now? DOORMAN What? No. 4J? Why would anybody be there? Muldoon immediately grabs the doorman by the back of the neck and tosses him down the hallway out of sight from the street. Bullman turns and stands watch. 2. MULDOON You think we’re jerking around here, asshole? We’re not here to play some game! DOORMAN I’m not playing any game, I just mind my own business. I don’t want any trouble. -
Impact of the COVID-19 Event on the Trip Intensity and Air Quality Near
Special Issue on COVID-19 Aerosol Drivers, Impacts and Mitigation (IV) Aerosol and Air Quality Research, 20: 1727–1747, 2020 ISSN: 1680-8584 print / 2071-1409 online Publisher: Taiwan Association for Aerosol Research https://doi.org/10.4209/aaqr.2020.07.0364 Impact of the COVID-19 Event on Trip Intensity and Air Quality in Southern China Shun Wan1, Kangping Cui1*, Ya-Fen Wang2, Jhong-Lin Wu3,4*, Wei-Syun Huang5, Kaijie Xu1, Jiajia Zhang1 1 School of Resources and Environmental Engineering, Hefei University of Technology, Hefei 230009, China 2 Department of Environmental Engineering, Chung-Yuan Christian University, Taoyuan 32023, Taiwan 3 Environmental Resource and Management Research Center, National Cheng Kung University, Tainan 70101, Taiwan 4 Sustainable Environment Research Laboratories, National Cheng Kung University, Tainan 70101, Taiwan 5 Department of Atmospheric Sciences, National Central University, Taoyuan 32001, Taiwan ABSTRACT The COVID-19 epidemic discovered and reported at the end of December 2019 and began spreading rapidly around the world. The impact of the COVID-19 event on the trip intensity, AQI (air quality index), and air pollutants, including PM2.5, PM10, SO2, CO, NO2, and O3 in Shenzhen, Guangzhou, and Foshan (the so-called ‘three cities’) from January 12 to March 27, in 2019 and 2020, are compared and discussed. In 2020, the combined trip intensity in the three cities ranged between 0.73 and 5.54 and averaged 2.57, which was 28.4% lower than that in 2019. In terms of the combined AQIs for the three cities, from January 12 to March 26, 2020, the daily AQIs ranged between 21.0 and 121.3 and averaged 56.4, which was 16.0% lower than that in 2019. -
Robbery of Taxi Drivers
U.S. Department of Justice Office of Community Oriented Policing Services Problem-Oriented Guides for Police Problem-Specific Guides Series No. 34 Robbery of Taxi Drivers By Martha J. Smith www.cops.usdoj.gov Center for Problem-Oriented Policing Got a Problem? We’ve got answers! Log on to the Center for Problem-Oriented Policing website at www.popcenter.org for a wealth of information to help www.PopCenter.org you deal more effectively with crime and disorder in your community, including: • Web-enhanced versions of all currently available Guides • Interactive training exercises • On-line access to research and police practices • An on-line problem analysis module Designed for police and those who work with them to address community problems, www.popcenter.org is a great resource in problem-oriented policing. Problem-Oriented Guides for Police Problem-Specific Guides Series Guide No. 34 Robbery of Taxi Drivers Martha J. Smith This project was supported by cooperative agreement #2004CKWXK002 by the Office of Community Oriented Policing Services, U.S. Department of Justice. The opinions contained herein are those of the author(s) and do not necessarily represent the official position of the U.S. Department of Justice. References to specific companies, products, or services should not be considered an endorsement of the product by the author or the U.S. Department of Justice. Rather, the references are illustrations to supplement discussion of the issues. www.cops.usdoj.gov ISBN: 1-932582-50-9 March 2005 About the Problem-Specific Guides Series i About the Problem-Specific Guides Series The Problem-Specific Guides summarize knowledge about how police can reduce the harm caused by specific crime and disorder problems. -
Sagawkit Acceptancespeechtran
Screen Actors Guild Awards Acceptance Speech Transcripts TABLE OF CONTENTS INAUGURAL SCREEN ACTORS GUILD AWARDS ...........................................................................................2 2ND ANNUAL SCREEN ACTORS GUILD AWARDS .........................................................................................6 3RD ANNUAL SCREEN ACTORS GUILD AWARDS ...................................................................................... 11 4TH ANNUAL SCREEN ACTORS GUILD AWARDS ....................................................................................... 15 5TH ANNUAL SCREEN ACTORS GUILD AWARDS ....................................................................................... 20 6TH ANNUAL SCREEN ACTORS GUILD AWARDS ....................................................................................... 24 7TH ANNUAL SCREEN ACTORS GUILD AWARDS ....................................................................................... 28 8TH ANNUAL SCREEN ACTORS GUILD AWARDS ....................................................................................... 32 9TH ANNUAL SCREEN ACTORS GUILD AWARDS ....................................................................................... 36 10TH ANNUAL SCREEN ACTORS GUILD AWARDS ..................................................................................... 42 11TH ANNUAL SCREEN ACTORS GUILD AWARDS ..................................................................................... 48 12TH ANNUAL SCREEN ACTORS GUILD AWARDS .................................................................................... -
Masculinity in Comic Midlife Crisis in Michael Winterbottom's Trip Series
139 LUCIA KRÄMER The Imitation Competition: Masculinity in Comic Midlife Crisis in Michael Winterbottom's Trip Series "It's not about the destination, it's about the journey." (S1E5)1 1. Introduction Although the comedy programme examined in this article is simply, and somewhat self-deprecatingly, called The Trip (2010-), rather than 'The Journey' or some other title with more gravitas, the implications of the overarching metaphor are independent of genre. The geographical journey evokes the theme of the journey of life: its phases; the events, obstacles and detours on the way; the persons encountered during the journey, as well as its inevitable destination, i.e. death. This article examines how Michael Winterbottom's Trip series uses this metaphor to present its two middle-aged male protagonists – played by the British comedy stars Steve Coogan and Rob Brydon as fictionalised versions of themselves2 – in a way that combines the ridiculous with the absurd by evoking what Martin Esslin, in his seminal book on The Theatre of the Absurd, called a "sense of metaphysical anguish at the absurdity of the human condition," fuelled by the "senselessness of life" (1980, 23-24) and the elusiveness of a sense of self. In fact, the statement from the character of Steve Coogan in The Trip that precedes this article self-referentially encapsulates the life situation of its two main characters as well as the non-teleological structure of the programme.3 After a general introduction to the Trip series, the initial focus of the following analysis will be on the show's extensive use of intertextuality and the protagonists' obsession with performance. -
The Foreign Service Journal, July-August 1998
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Seinfeld - "The Twin Towers" an Original Spec Script
SEINFELD - "THE TWIN TOWERS" AN ORIGINAL SPEC SCRIPT BY: BILLY DOMINEAU 08/02/2016 [email protected] Twitter: @billydomineau Instagram: @moms4sodainpublicschools COLD OPEN INT. COMEDY CLUB - NIGHT JERRY You think they ever get backed up at the gates of Heaven? Too many people die at once, it just overwhelms the system? It’s gotta be like the DMV on a Friday. “Everyone take a number, you’ll be judged in the order you slipped the surly bonds of Earth.” God’s angry at St. Peter. “What’s going on? Keep the line moving!” “I’ve got three angels on vacation - what do you want?!” All these poor souls just standing around, reading old magazines. “This is taking an eternity. I could’ve been in Hell by now!” END OF COLD OPEN 2. ACT I INT. YANKEES CONFERENCE ROOM - DAY GEORGE AND OTHER EMPLOYEES STAND AMONG NYPD AND FDNY. MR. WILHELM STANDS BEFORE THE ROOM NEXT TO A FIRE CAPTAIN. A BANNER READS “UNITED WE STAND - THANK YOU, HEROES!”. MR. WILHELM We have all been shaken by last Tuesday’s horrific events. But through the darkness of September 11th, the light of our brave firefighters and police officers shines through. GEORGE IS IN THE CROWD NEXT TO A LARGE FIREFIGHTER. HE LOOKS UP AT THE MAN WITH A BEAMING SMILE. MR. WILHELM (CONT’D) These selfless men and women are heroes to us all. GEORGE NODS HIS HEAD TO THE FIREFIGHTER AND PATS HIM ON THE BACK. THE FIREFIGHTER IS SLIGHTLY UNCOMFORTABLE. MR. WILHELM (CONT’D) And I could not be prouder to thank them on behalf of the entire Yankees family! APPLAUSE FROM THE AUDIENCE. -
This Is the End and Parafictional Persona
“Give Me the Seth Rogen Laugh”: This Is the End and Parafictional Persona BRADLEY J. DIXON In the opening scene of This Is the End (2013), Seth Rogen walks through an airport concourse to pick up his old friend, Jay Baruchel, who has just flown in from Canada for a short stay in Los Angeles. After they meet, share a hug, and walk through the airport to begin what Rogen has planned to be “the best weekend ever,” a paparazzo ambushes the pair with a video camera and a spotlight: PAPARAZZO: Hey Seth Rogen, how’s it going man? So, you, like, always play the same guy in every movie. When are you going to do some real acting, man? ROGEN: OK, thank you… PAPARAZZO: Give me something, give me the Seth Rogen laugh. Rogen gives his signature throaty laugh. PAPARAZZO: Seth Rogen, everybody. (Goldberg and Rogen 00:01:40– 00:01:55) From the very first scene, This Is the End wants its audience to know one thing: Rogen and Baruchel are playing themselves. In the film, as in life, the two actors were childhood friends in Canada, came up in television comedy together in the early 2000s, and moved to Los Angeles shortly after finding fame. Baruchel disliked the decadent Hollywood lifestyle and moved back to the comparatively less glamorous life of a working actor in Canada, while Rogen stayed in Los Angeles and became one of the most recognizable faces in comedy. The opening scenes of This Is the End show the pair reconnecting for the first time in over a year. -
The Scowl! the Scowl Saying, “We Got Beat Hard, We Lost
Intramural Athletic Board Charges Flag Football Team with GlueGate Scandal notice anything different.” A Scowl flags. A more intense investigation by Roger Goodell '18 investigation team concluded that is being conducted by the College’s Scowl Staff flag football flags come loose with Department of Physics. a large range of force, dependent INTRAMURALS upon the newness of the belts and the amount of force applied to the SPORTS/ Page 10 Scandal rocked the Providence College intramural sports program this week when a player involved in last semester’s freshmen-league intramural flag football program came forward with shocking news. Welcome to The player, who wishes to remain anonymous, played in the championship game and wrote to The Scowl! The Scowl saying, “We got beat hard, we lost. But I have reason by Mad Gab '16 to believe that the other team’s A-joke-iet Editor-in-Sheep flags were glued into their belts. I couldn’t rip them off, no matter DISCLOSURE how hard I tried. They wouldn’t come loose, and I think that’s why Hello, Friars, and welcome to The they won.” The player’s team lost Cowl's 2016 Scowl issue. The Scowl is to their opponents, called “Brady’s our satirical April Fool's issue of the Bunch,” by a score of 45-7. year. As a full disclosure, all of the A freshman s pokesman for content in this issue is simply a joke. “Brady's Bunch” denied the Our goal is full, comical enjoyment; allegations of “GlueGate,” calling we do intend to offend anyone. -
Northwestern Basketball 2018 Field Trip Day Table of Contents
NORTHWESTERN BASKETBALL 2018 FIELD TRIP DAY TABLE OF CONTENTS 1 Introduction 2 Pop Quiz! 3 Office Max 4 Where the Wildcats Are 5 Wildcat Geography - Map 6 Wildcat Geography - Name that State 7 Northwestern Facts 8 Reading Comprehension 9 Word Scramble 10 Wildcat Math – Cost of Northwestern 11 Wildcat Math – Roster Math 12 Wildcat Math – Division 13 Wildcat Math – Multiplication 14 Notes on Being a Northwestern Wildcat 15 Answer Sheet 16 Future Game Voucher Presented By: 17 Certificate of Completion NAME: SCHOOL: Welcome to Northwestern Women’s Basketball! Thank you for making the trip to Evanston today. Our Northwestern Women’s Basketball family would like to welcome you to Field Trip Day! My name is Joe McKeown, and I’m the Head Women’s Basketball Coach at Northwestern University. This is my 11th season as the head coach of the Wildcats. The building you are in is Welsh-Ryan Arena and the capacity is just over 7,000. This building opened to the public on November 2nd, 2018. We are so happy to have you in our newly-renovated arena. Throughout the last two seasons during construction, our Wildcats have been playing at Evanston Township High School and are thrilled to be home in the new Welsh-Ryan Arena. We hope that you can cheer loudly today for Northwestern! I’d like to share a few facts about Northwestern. Our school colors are purple and white and we have two campuses in the United States (one in Evanston and one in Chicago) and one international campus in Qatar. We cheer on our 19 athletic teams with the phrase “Go ‘Cats!” In addition to athletics, Northwestern University houses over 500 student organizations and clubs. -
Slices of “The Big Apple” This Is New York City
Slices of “The Big Apple” This is New York City An anthology of Wit, Reflections & Amusements Cliff Strome Licensed NYC Private Tour Guide 1 Slices of “The Big Apple” This is New York City An anthology of Wit, Reflections & Amusements Cliff Strome Licensed NYC Private Tour Guide 2 Cliff Strome, is a Licensed New York City Guide, recipient of The City of New York Dept. of Consumer Affairs highest rating, nominated Best Private NYC Tour Guide by The Association of New York Hotel Concierges (2011 and 2014), awarded The TripAdvisor Certificate of Excellence (2013, 2014, 2015, 2016 & 2017,). Cliff has achieved the highest percentage of five star reviews (Excellent) on TripAdvisor, at the rate of 99% based on over 500 reviews. [email protected] www.customandprivate.com Cliff Strome 382 Central Park West New York, NY 10025 212-222-1441 March 2018 3 For Aline My wife, my candle, the light of my life. 4 Table of Slices Introduction 8 Chapter I “No! You Go!” 9 The Legally Blind Woman 17 “Can’t Go To Motor Vehicle Without a Pen!” 14 Dr. Bartha vs. Big Bertha 20 Acts of Kindness, a 1,000 Minute 27 “I’m one of the Owners” 32 “They Better Not!” 37 220 Central Park South 40 Chapter II My Playbook 1 in 8,300,000 45 “Friend of the House” 51 Singles “Seen” 57 One of These Glasses is Not Like the Other 70 A Tree Doesn’t Grow in Central Park 75 “I Got Interests on Both Sides” 78 “Instant Funship” 96 The 47th St.