A CALL TO WINGS

Behind every great man is a great wingman: Michael Jordan had Scottie Pippen, George Bush the First had Dan Quayle, and Han Solo had Chewbacca. But sadly you can't just snap your fingers and find a Dan Quayle, so I have been forced to scrape by with Ted as my wingman for the last few years. But no more.

I am in the market for a new wingman.

Below is my "Application to be Barney Stinson's Wingman." If you think you're up to the job - and let's face it, you're probably not - please complete the form and email it back to: [email protected]

-The Barnacle APPLICATION TO BE BARNEY STINSON'S WINGMAN

PERSONAL INFO :

Name: ______E-mail Address: ______

Alias: ______Special Skills: ______(e.g. Jack Package, The Barnacle) (e.g. PowerPoint, speak German, Masseuse)

On the scale below, please rate your attractiveness.

Ted-----2------3------4------5------6------7------8------9------10------Barney

SHORT ANSWER :

You are character A, wingmanning Character B. Explain what game you would run, and why?

MULTIPLE CHOICE :

1) What percentage of chicken was found 3) For some reason, you're pretending to be infested with bacteria? (12/4/06, British. Who is your President? Consumer Reports) a. Tony Blair a. 32 % b. Winston Churchill b. 3 % c. Margaret Thatcher c. 97 % d. Trick question - Prime Minister d. 83 %

2) You are claiming to be the sessions 4) Women do not enjoy jokes about their: drummer for Van Halen. Who could a. Face NOT be your lead singer? b. Shoes a. David Lee Roth c. Intelligence b.Gary Cherone d. None of the above c. Sammy Hagar d.Barney Stinson

ESSAY QUESTION :

In the space below, talk about a person who has made a significant impact on your life.