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VOLUME IX. MEMPHIS, TENNESSEE, DECEMBER 9, 1927 NUMBER 13 FRESHMEN HOLD .. _- f - _.._.r.-.. -. -- - .r, MI55 PROUD BOYS THE PASSING Trio Controls of DOMINION OVER LThis Reps Upperclassmen In Frosh Issue I SPORT EMBLEMS "Egypt," Campus Vamp, In Last Mortal Stage EDITORIAL ROOM ON LEFT LAPELS "Egypt," vamp of the campus, suffering from a severe case of Rule Over Glue Pots and All New Pledges Belong senility, of the immobile type, has left her collegiate surroundings Copy Paper to Freshman Class and is now hauling coal during het dying days. CHRISTMAS EDITION PREDICTIONS UPSET The faithful girl, otherwise known as Luther Southworth's Neophyte Handiwork Will Eligible f o r Initiation struggle-buggy: the 1924 Ford that carried 16 Southwesterners in the Blazen in Green After Next Feb. 1 parade the day of the Quantico game, has run her last dignified Southwestern freshmen have com- Fifty-five freshmen at Southwestern race. mandeered all the glue pots, shears, dis- are wearing that look of satisfaction She was well foddered in gas, oil, paraging puns, incriminating stories on since they have pledged one or the other air, and water, but she didn't do the upperclassmen, and other articles of the six Greek-letter frats on the right-she ate up too much gas, and information on the campus in prep- campus. pumped oil, leaked air, and mixed aration for the annual freshman edi- Their joy reached its crux last Thurs- oil in the radiator water. tion which comes out on Dec. 16. It will day night when "rushing" season of- During her early life, historians likewise be the Christmas edition. ficially ended, and bids were accepted. say, she had youthful lines, and The Sou'wester, student weekly publi- There were many upsets, according to ephemeral beauty. But those days cation, will be turned over to the fresh- advance predictions by old-timers on the are past. Her fenders have taken man scribes and wits for their annual campus. Some of these miscalculations were on the corrosion which comes from atrocity number next week. due to several causes, paramount misuse; her motor fails to function CHRISTMAS EDITION among them being premature rushing, properly-a lung is missing, with a The regular staff of upperclassmen, in gang-rushing, and family connections. cylinder scored. deference to the freshmen for what they LIST OF PI.EDGES When cold weather comes will publish concerning their senior stu- l ere is the necrology: Kappa "Egypt" gets balky. She must dents, have given them the last issue Sigma-Robert Miller, Robert have her rear end jacked up and before Christmas, so that whatever they Logan, Glover Brasfield, Marion Painter, the gear thrown into high, thus miight say that is sarcastic and real ac- Edward Barbour, Charles Patterson, Per- ry giving her the opportunity to kick, rimonious, will have been forgotten be- Bynum. an echo of her former youthful- fore college re-adjourns on Jan. 4, 1928. Beta Sigma-Bill Alexander, Charles ness. The freshmen have prepared for their Garraway. Emile Roth. Malcolm Ritchie, Jack She will long be remembered by scurrilous edition by electing the fol- Alexander, Ronald Hayhoe, Arthur Prof. W. R. Cooper, for she was lowing officers-Richard Monk, editor; Bill, Malcolm Gibbons, Gilbert Patton. Roger Wright, Sam Jackson, a constant disturber of the prof's Houston Minniece, assistant editor; and Schey- ler Lowe. midnight slumber. She had no Harry Walton, sports editor; Margaret Pi Kappa muffler and, naturally, being deep- Layne, co-ed editress; Edmond Berry, Alpha-Redmond Eason, Clinton lunged, she liked to rouse the pro- cartoonist; Richard Harwood, feature Pepper. fessor. editor; Frank Cothran, joke editor; Sigma Alpha Epsilon-Billie Fountaine, Richard Monk, Houston She is called "Egypt" because Newton Wilson, typist; Mary Hogg, Minniece, Erle I lowry, she is so old and emaciated. Beth Sivley, Horace Harwell, Charlie Ritchie Morgan, Richard Har- Diehl and Bobby Carpenter, special 2s- wood, Horace Harwell, Battle Malone, signments; Leroy Montgomery, copy lharry Walton, Tom Frist, and Bobby editor; Richard Duncan, telegraph edi- Carpenter. WAR DEBTS ARE tor; Charles Garraway, circulation Alpha Tau Omega-George Hightower, manager. Jeff Davis, Wray Whitten, William Company. NITIST PUZZLE GIRLS RULE TILLS Engraving by Bluff City Engraving hall, ltavron Parnell, Lamar Pittman, publish all they know in the Sou'wester next While the boys occupy the limelight You won't be able to tell what they know until after they Eldon Heard, Robert Wiggs, John Cul- and Business Man- in wielding the pen, the girls rule over Friday. These Freshmen--Editor Richard Monk, Assistant Editor Houston Minniece, berson, William Alexander, Walter Viers, Club Rules On Plan To learned a lot they can't the tills. Pauline Barton heads the busi- ager Pauline Barton, haven't been at Southwestern for three months without having Charles Diehl and James E. Luster. is the annual Christmas clean-up Handle Debts ness department as manager. She will be say in polite society. But polite society must give way next week, for it Kappa Alpha-Neil Rogers, Warner assisted by Charlotte Bruce as assistant before the new year starts off with all having fresh reps and clear names. Beard, Dick Duncan, Dootchie Sher- The World War debts, if cancelled, Louise Russell is advertising man, Charles Calhoun, Frank Cothran, would ruin the country; and if collected manager. presi- Bill Martin, Buck Roberts, John Porter would bankrupt the country. manager, and Jeff Davis, frosh TO ENACT dent, is bookkeeper. THAT FACE MUS t Bah-bahs Get Seat CO-EDS and Arthur Omberg. This momentous conclusion was reach- be printed on ALL ARE FRESIIMEN ed by both student and faculty philo- The freshman issue will BE LIFTED NOW On Council; All Is BIBLICAL SCENES the natural color paper-green, with Everyone of the new pledges are fresh- sophers in the regular Nitist meeting re- black ink. men. They will be eligible for initia- after the reading of a paper by W. M. Well-Get Pass, Too say at present," If You Think It Will En- Give Christmas Program tion after the second semester starts on Bryant. "We have nothing to Beta Lambdas-stray Greek organiza- says Editor Monk. "What we would say next Feb. 1. Following a long technical discussion hance Your Winning tion just blossomed on the campus-has At Dec. 14 Meeting it be agreeable the campus intellectuals finally agreed we will write-whether or not." been officially recognized by both the been better never to Southwestern students contemplating Southwestern co-eds will enact two that it would have boys' Pan-Hellenic Council and the fac- Coolidge Praises have counted the war debts. having their faces lifted or having a Biblical scenes when a Christmas pro- The Nitists are expected to pass a new proboscis constructed, or some other ulty. gram will be given by the Y. W. C. A. Non-Flop of Trousers resolution condemning war debts and Students Answer change in their physiognomy, must do The Beta Lambdas, playfully dubbed in I lardie Chapel the afternoon Dec. 14. WASHINGTON, D. C. - President urging the United States to lend Euro- so immediately. with the appellation, "baby Lambs," be- Fire Alarms But The first tableau will depict the three Coolidge does not favor the "college pean nations nothing except a set off Editor Frank Heiss, of the Lynx an- cause they have strayed from the home sheik" type as symbolized by naggy. nual, announces that the customary race wise men who trailed the bright heavenly political captions proclaiming the Mon- Halt All Traffic fold, have five wandering members, in- flopping trousers. Ilis attitude in that for popularity and beauty queens will star until they arrived at the manger ;n roe Doctrine. SEATTLE, WASH.-(IP)-Local city respect was again emphasized Wednes- be launched soon. The winners will cluding: Vern Baumgarten (Delta Sig- which the new-born Saviour was lying. After deciding that of the three pos- firemen from station houses in the vicin- day when he received the football team the queen section. ma Phi, Georgia Tech), president; Leo- The second tableau will be the manger sible ways for the foreign nations to ity of the University of Washington, are have their pictures in of Newman preparatory school, Lake- Anyone having snapshots of any form lin "Mike" Wailes (Sigma Nu, Bethany), scene. pay their debts to the United States, protesting that it is almost impossible wood, N. J. of campus life are asked by the staff to The part of Mary will be taktn i.' the only feasible plan promulgated was for them to reach a fire because the vice-president; Clinton Rodgers (Phi After greeting the football players, the submit them for use. The greater the Miss. Dorothy Green, and that of Joseoh that American industrialists buy up the minute a fire gong rings, the college men Gamma Delta, University of Alabama), President looked them over carefully selection the better the choice for suit- by Miss Anne Shewmaker. Nell Hollo- stocks and bonds of European industry. pile into their campus cars and block and remarked pleasantly: "I am glad to able snaps to go in the annual. secretary; Carrington Bacon (Lambda way will sing a solo, "The Little Town alltraffic in their rush to the blaze. see that your trousers are not flopping already been Chi, Sewanee), and Wilson Foote (Theta of Bethlehem," during the manger tab- to keep the The athletic panels have around on the ground." Measures are to be taken Kappa Nu, University of Illinois). leau. assisted by the college choir. Bestow Degree On students from blocking the way of the shipped to the engraver. The President is not averse to abun- The "Pan" will permit the "baby The three wise men will be Misses firemen. dant trousers around the ankles because Colonel Lindbergh lambs" to have one representative on Aileen Wilson, Mary Belle Thomason, and Mary Parker. Led by Miss Anne of any instinctive penchant for economy, PHILADELPHIA, Pa-(IP)--The Chi Omega Roadway the council until the membership reaches but solely because he dislikes to see a total of 10, at which time two mem- Roach, as archangel, there will be four first honorary degree has been present- Skull Caps Arrive assisting angels: Misses Virginia Rice, trousers that "drag and flop." ed to or bestowed upon Col. Charless The final shipment of freshmen caps Nearing Completion bers will be recognized. Should their membership drop below four, their lone \irginia Ilogg, Catherine Richey and A. Lindbergh, whom few will remem- has arrived. The natty black and red The Chi Omega sorority private road Mary Evelyn Wailes. ber as having been the first to fly from skull coverings are just in time for cold from Hein park to the chapter house on representative will be denied a seat. Students Spend $75 New York to Paris back in the spring weather. Although they perch upon Sorority Row is nearing completion. The "baby lambs" stuck by the Pan- of 1927. only a fraction of the head, yet they The road is a gift of R. H. Taylor. Hellenic rules regarding rushing-that is "Our New Year" To Witness Contest St Josephs' College here took upon are worth the $1.25 purchase price, ac- Vivian Dawson planned the road, which the vast majority did, and sat quietly James T. Randle will preach on, "Our MADISON, WIS.-Another phase of itself the honor by giving Lindy the cording to the boys' San Hedrin coun- leads over a ravine, circles in front of waiting for some stray Greek to drift New Year," at Heth, Ark., Sunday the high cost of higher education was honorary degree of Master of Science cil. the house, and winds back to Hein park. on the campus-but none did. morning. revealed today when the November bank in Aeronautics. The ceremony was a statements of University of Wisconsin part of those in which the corner stone students were analyzed. was laid for the beginning of a $io,- The statements showed that women 00ooo,0oo building program being under- students who attended the Chicago-Wis- taken by the college. GRID STARS TUCK .AWAY FOR WINTER consin football game last month with- drew an average of $75 for the trip, and The annual dull season which follows Well Dressed Man Shall Wear" clothes. King's motto for next year will be "big- devotes all his time to a certain section men students an average of $20. Stu- Each Team Gets football has started for the large squad Mr. Trelawney hopes to be a model ger and better" headlocks. of Memphis, and to his large business dents spent a total of $10,000 in making of Mr. Jess Neely's athletes. Now comes some day. Mr. Chicago Waring has turned his at- interests in town. the 140-mile trip to Chicago. A Measly $150,000 the rest in between football and basket- tentions entirely to the fair sex, with the The eminent Mr. Flint Liddon has re- Mr. Robert Lloyd, Mr. Warren Smith CHICAGO-(IP)-Having played be- or the longer rest for some between disastrous results that he may not be ball and Mr. Dode Farnsworth have all sud- fore the largest crowd ever assembled to one football season and the next. tired to the stone benches on the campus, seen about the campus by his friends. Name Journal Staff lenly deserted the campus except at witness a game of football, and having3 Mr. Harold Gillespie, who holds all and may be heard daily elucidating on Mr. Waring has also taken strongly to class time. Mr. Macgivaren has turned each carried home $150,000 as their partt records for long-distance sleeping, has the topics of the day in his well-known Chesterfields. They evidently do satisfy. Next Monday Night of the gate receipts, the Universities ofF Mr. Arthur Dulin has returned to his his attention to gymnasium, while Mr. bedded down to hibernate thru the year manner of throwing the bull. Mr. Lid- "Big Greek" Baumgarten has returned The Publication Board will meet next Notre Dame ahd Southern Californiai in the various rooms of Calvin and Robb many business interests and is trying to Monday night to appoint a staff to don has no equal in this line. to running his hamburger stand and to have considered their annual tilts off Hall, accompanied by several packages become a commerce king. Mr. Dulin is edit the Journal, literary publication, managing the world famous enough value to continue them for att Mr. Lorin King, the Dyersburg De- affiliated with several of the leading "Town In- which will be issued within the first two of Chesterfields. door Baseball team." least two more years. Mr. Frank Trelawney, the well-known mon, famous for his flying headlocks, business concerns of Memphis, and is weeks after the Christmas holidays. and prominent Memphis Monkey Man, has taken to spending his time behind now principally engaged in trying to col- Mr. "Nigger" Hawk has fallen back Chester Denham, president of the Tan Delta Gamma fraternity takesshas turned down several offers from Mr. Elam's counter and perusing the lect laundry debts he could not attend to his natural state of animated loafing, board, has succeeded in securing pleasure in announcing two recent t Barnum and Bailey and has resumed daily papers on the career of "Strangler" to during the football season. and is recovering from the strains of a majority vote in student assembly to pledges: Freshman Thomas King and 'usiness associations with Mr. Arthur Lewis is his greatest hero whom he tries Mr. Joe Davis has retired from the hard season. Mr. Hawk is another de- assess each student 65 cents on Feb. I. 'inmoo Turner. Halle, famous producer of "What the to imitate on the football field. Mr. peanut and soft drink business and now votee to Chesterfields. for the Journal.

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The SOU'WESTER l'm The Gink WHO'S WHO IN FLASHES Published weekly by the student body of Southwestern, the College of the Mis- PRUNES I'm the gink who runs the sup- sissippi Valley, Memphis, Tennessee. ply store. I am what the vulgar SENIOR CLASS * * College Life On * * ** Stewed By ** call the "berries and cream." I Entered as second-class matter at the postoffice at Memphis, Tenn., under act of rule my joint and joints with an March 3, 1878. iron will, and I have the stingiest Sara Johnson OTHER CAMPS COLLEGE WITS way when it comes to putting a Graduation next June will take an- 1' VOLUME IX DECEMBER 9, 1927 NUMBER I13+-.._. _.._.._.._.. .._.-- -- i, decent piece of either ham or other popular co-ed from student life at WE WONDER WHY-- cheese between bread-for I ad- Southwestern. JUST A LOT OF BOSH vertise sandwiches. But that is Sara Johnson, the co-ed in question, EDITORIAL STAFF Catherine Underwood objects to be COLUMBUS, OHIO - (IP)-- Stories ny little joke. Just because I ad- will climax her college career by accept- Editor-in-Chief ...... Luther Southworth called "Katie"-maybe it sounds too of German atrocities on the western vertise sandwiches is no reason ing the official emblem of the college on 1579 Court Avenue Phone 2-1769 much like K. D. front during the World War were in- v.hy I am going to put any of her sheepskin, which will be presented of- Sports ...... Vern Baumgarten Assignments Effie Lee Ingram 7'. M. "Chained Lightning" Garrollt vented by the English intelligence ,hat filling between those shadowy her next June. Co-Ed ...... Louise Clark IAssignments Palmer Brown wasted three years playing tackle-when fice, headed by General John V. Chester, Typist ... Ilouston Minniece IAssignments Wilson Foote slices of bread. I would use bu.s, But while she yet remains, she is still I-H be was a backlield man all the time. in London, according to Clarence Cartoonist Edi.ond Berry Circulation Charles Garrawav but you know I can't make eight- busy student, being president of the Alexander "Doc" Watkins is seen riding so much Cramer, University scholar in history, Assignments Loue Miller ICirculation Bill cents profit on a dime sandwich if '. W. C. \.., secretary-treasurer of senior lately ib Margaret Layne. Beware. who gave an address recently on propa- I start giving such expensive food class, vice-president of Chi Delta Phi, the war, before the Doc, she's a frog-eater! ganda measures in BI:SINESS STAFF iiireturn. let the world member of Kappa Delta sorority, mem- Ros,: May Clark becomes engaged and in I mustn't political science and history graduate Business Manager Wallace Johnston know that I am accused of having er of the Sophoclean club both last then breaks her engagement the same conference at Ohio State University. 1203 'Iutwiuer Avenue Phone 2-3481 a friend in a cheese warehouse that year and this year, student council, Chi night. What happened Rosie? "The English manufactured wholesale Advertising Solicitor Malcolm Perry Accountant ...... Leroy Dubard Delta and Glee Club. Flint Liddon is called "Sitting Bull." gives me all the cheese that has stories of Hun bestial atrocities and cir- Sara star!ed her college career at Nor- The Memphis Monkey Man hasn't been thrown out because of its culated them throughout the world." The Sou'wester is served by the INTERCOLLEGIATE PRESS service. odiferousness, after six-months of real, for Southwestern had not moved purchased sone chopsticks yet. Cramer declared. "Thus, as reported by waiting for consumption. Oh well, to Memphis at that time, and she was The paddle labelled "D. Z." on one propagandists, the Germans ground their All copy for publication must be in the Sou'wester office by 2 p. m. Tuesday biding her time while gaining a few side and "Eleanor" on the other was if I must give full-time sandwiches, dead soldiers into soap; hurled Belgian preceding appearance on following Friday noon. hours in the process. She entered here split into sixpieces over the graver side including mustard-I hate this ter- babies into the air and caught them on a: a sophomore, and will doff her sen- oj Freshman Walton. rible expense. I must make up bayonets; and cut off the ears of the Al- A subscription to the Sou'wester is ;3 the year in advance. ior sobriquet before so very long. Wallace Johnston doesn't date Willie some other way, perhaps by sell- lies' chaplains." Miss Johnson was born at Olive H. Roseborough anymore. in; nickel candy for a dime. I The "soap" propaganda was especially must have my raw beef steak Branch, Miss., on Nov. 24. 190(i. But invented, he said, for the benefit of the Just A Few Thoughts every night. she moved to Memphis and entered the Chinese. who hold dead men in high rev- Mr. R. Allen Haden, who has been decried by co-eds thru anony- She (indignantly): I just had one of Madison Heights grammar school, gradu- erence. mous letters, has been misunderstood in his fight to get up an argument your cherry sodas and it tasted like the I '------.------.-4 ating from there and then entered Cen- * * * over the "Vagaries of Women." devil. YOUR ENGLISH tral high school and graduated from Allen hasn't revealed the reason for his fruitless attack, but there is Manager: Then you must have had there, also. CO-EDS KILL PESTS something behind his reckless drive to investigate women. strawberry--our cherry tastes like var- DON'T SAY "We are stopping at the "I do not know what I will do when OBERLIN, OHIO--(lP)-Overcoming This is the true scene; it happened one week before school started: nish. hotel." You are "staying" at the hotel. I get out of college," she said, "but I the traditional feminine aversion to rats Price Patton, Luther Southworth and Haden met in Patton's room. ADAGE popularly used but often know I won't he a member of Ziegfeld's and mice, two graduates of women's col- "Let's start Ist stude: Are you rushing some good a red-hot comment column in the Sou'wester each week," misquoted: "How very small the very follies." leges, Miss Helen Caldwell, of the Uni- ventured Southworth. "Fine," chirped in I-laden, "you name the subject prospects for the fraternity? great are" was "It is the versity of West Virginia, and Miss Eve- and I will write the first article; and Patton will reply next week." 2nd stude: I should say so, two fur perogative of great men only to last night." lyn Wagar, of the University of Minne- And so the "Vagaries of Women" was launched. But individual coats, one Cadillac. and three beautiful have great de- Hlolliday: "1Iwas in a jam fects," as La Rochefoucauld wrote it in Unknown She: "Tell me about it but sota, have adopted rat killing as a pro- thought is so scarce around this campus that the column was left prac- sisters. his "Maximes" nearly 350 years ago. on too thick." fession. tically dead on Mr. Haden's hands. don't spread it In an article in the December Ameri- In this issue he officially throws the sponge into the ring-he has not It came to our ears that a certain ed can Magazine. they tell how they have been met fairly, for all replies to his epistles have been unsigned, hence football player refused to kiss a co-ed put to practical use the lessons learned in unfair. because she wouldn't "PUCKER" her their chemistry courses, and have been The column is still open to the students. It doesn't require a rhetorical lips. Canale's famous busy exterminating rats throughout the masterpiece to be published. If you have something to say, say it and * * * United States. let the editor worry about reading your script. Prof. Atkinson says, in one of his SItalian Gravy and reflective moments, "Students are just like negroes-give them a holiday and Tomato Sauces LOVERS LEAVE GIRL The library is scheduled to close at 1 p. m. Saturday. Consequently, ANL students have the they take two". PRINCETON, N. J.-(IP)-Love, like right to demand that the library doors remain open until at least 1 p. m., for this is the last moon, waxes and wanes with opportunity to get books to study TA Fruits and Produce In a crescent over the week-end. Book Agent: This book will do half the seasons. Princeton love, as judged RSeason During the past few Saturdays of your studying for you. by its letters, wanes noticeably just be- several students have been disap- pointed because the library was closed "Katie" Underwood: Give me two of fore the gladsome, but costly Christmas about 12:50 o'clock. Some or them, quick! holidays. most of those students had classes and perhaps couldn't get their neces- Forty epistles a day, affectionate or sary books earlier because they were reserved, and not to be signed out until the last hour. Edith: What are you going out for D. CANALE & CO. otherwise, comprise the approximate It is only this year? 408 SOUTH FRONT ST. MEMPHIS, TENN. usual allotment of mail from Princeton fair to these students that the library pursue its course of service and Virginia: I think I'll go out for the to Vassar. Thirty a day is the average remain open as long as necessary to serve all students desir- ing books. full-back. for both Wellesley and Bryn Mawr. But strangely enough, during the period Ridley Wills, reporter on 1st Dude: By whom were you mar- of two or three weeks preceding Christ- the Evening Appeal, and who has no par- ticular ried? mas, the falling off of masculine atten- shackles on his feet other than he must turn in one feature story Dude: By my minister-he tion is startling. a day, started off his new job recently by visiting Southwestern. He 2nd wrote handles all of my marriages. How About That Xmas Shopping? Instead of the constant stream of verb- a nice true-to-life story about numerous campus touches. Wills iage bound north for feminine institu- also visited Normal's campus. About this second trip to a center of learning, tions of higher learning, mere driblets he says: "The Normal co-eds are more beautiful than It came to our ears recently that a Don't Put It Off Any Longer of mail are then turned in at the post the Southwestern girls, but not as sociable." certain Alpha Chi Rho at the Univ. of office. Nor do conditions return to We would say that the Southwestern girl-if these conclusions are Ill. was engaged to a Delta Gamma- correct, normal till well after the Yuletide sea- has a wide edge over the Normal specimen. We do not say that not because it meant anything, but to Just drop in at son. the beautiful Normal girls fall under the power of that maxim, "Beautiful insure himself of a date when he wanted but dumb."

LAW RILES STUDES Prof. W. R. Atkinson, who has a profound knowledge of the mind Billy Hughes: "Who wins in a chess The Southwestern Pharmacy EUGENE, Ore.--(IP)--Students at and how it functions, rises to say that a man will learn as much about a game?" the University of Oregon have banded woman in an hour as he will ever learn. Fred Underwood: "The one who lives McLEAN & TUTWILER together against their newest chaperones. The professor does not say how the hour should be spent in investi- the longest." The dean of women, however, is not gating the secrets of a woman. the object of their wrath this time. It's 4 U. - Prof.: Name a famous critic. Let us help you select a present for everyone the Eugene police. Warner: Babe Ruth. For, at a dance at which the official ECHOES FROM THE MORGUE Prof.: Babe Ruth? on your list. chaperones, straight from instructions Warner: Yeh, he's always knocking given at the office of the dean of women, Homer. said that it would be all right to lower Choice News Excerpts of Past Years As Revealed By Our Prices Are Right the lights and create a romantic effect, Sou'wester Files Life's Disappointments the officers of the law stepped in and The school politician leaves college :o See Our Line of Selected Christmas Candies, called a halt. DECEMBER 9, 1925 The Bobcats will tackle the All-Mem- find both parties have plenty of bosses. "This continual interference in student The editor of the college paper dis- The grand finale to the 1925 grid sea- phis prep team today. Stationery, Perfumes, Vanities and body affairs," opined Donald Beelar, covers all big papers already have edi- son will fall next Monday evening at student body president, "must be tors. Fountain Pens. Hotel Peabody, when the Lynx Cats stopped. The student body is not going The first issue of the Journal will ar- The football star learns some cold will receive their letters and enjoy their rive on the campus prior to the Christ- to back down in this case, but is going annual banquet. and uninteresting facts about the ice to get to the bottom of the matter and mas holidays. business. Phones 7-2021-7-2022-7-9395 keep the cops where they're needed." * * * of dramatics is inform- Jack Redhead spoke at the college Y. The president Gypsy Smith, Jr., evangelist, will lead ad that extras get five dollars a day. M. C. A. last Thursday night to a large king discovers that ,s men. His subject was the annual week of evangelistic services The homerun COLLEGIATE STYLE number of young before the student body immediately fol- Babe Ruth isn't awfully bad. "Visions." SHREVEPORT, La., Dec. 1.-A 19- lowing the Christmas holidays. The glee club tenor finds train an- year-old youth who peroxided his raven- nouncing hard on the throat. colored hair in order to escape detec- Southwestern is proud that two mem- * * * bers of her faculty, President Charles E. First call for basketball practice found tion was arrested here today on federal his Oklahoma Diehl and Professor R. P. Strickler, have 23 ready to don the cage regalia of the When Dago wore charges of counterfeiting, white slavery sweater with its big white "0"to school and auto theft. been chosen to assist in the selection of Lynx Cats. Rhodes scholars for this year in the the other day, Nigger Hawk was heard to remark that Dago was wearing his Tennessee division. club has taken on the The "Lawyer's" numerals. Everybody Studies * * * new name "Kadis" club. Kadis is a Beta Sigma announces the following Turkish word meaning judge. Since Season Over pledges: Thomas A. Moore, Thomas S. Petrushka: Tell, Nicolai, why you did OBERLIN, Ohio--(IP)-Now not marry with Maria Stanislauskaski- Watson. A gift of $1,000 has been received by that the football season is over, * * * nivanonvitch? Southwestern, according to Prexy colleges thruout the country will Quibblers' Forum debating society Nicolai: Well, Petrushka, to be frank, Charles E. Diehl. The donor is Mrs. J. it took too long to introduce her to my open for study. meeting of the year last held its first M. Summerville, of Aliceville, Ala. friends. Football men, who couldn't Friday morning. pass a quiz on how to spell "cul- * * * Southwestern was host to the executive ture," will be honored at ban- The Shakespeare Club met Wednesday BUGHOUSE FABLES committee of the Stewardship Com- quets by their alma maters, and evening, Dec. 2, at the home of Prof. mittee of the Southern Presbyterian "I1don't want to go to the Peabody, will now find time to run for class C. L. Townsend, on North Parkway. I'll prepare something in the kitchen offices. Church Tuesday. * * * mysell."-Margaret Layne. * * * Coaches will be hired and fired. Southwestern is a member of the "Yeb, let's all get a club sandwich; it's Coeds will do their Christmas Tennessee Oratorical League. Other Chi Delta Phi, literary society, an- on me."-Most of us. shopping and mark time for the schools represented are: Cumberland nounces the following pledges-Elizabeth "I don't date on school night: my holiday. University, University of the South, Patterson, Catherine Lockwood, Cather- studies come first."-Mary Douglass Up in Detroit they will get Vanderbilt, Union University, Mary- ine Underwood and Sara Ridley. Watkins. ready to find out how many utn- ville College, University of Chattanooga. * * * "I never go to East End. I would be dergraduates 'believe in the old University of Tennessee, Carson and Beta Sigma fraternity announces Wil- embarassed to death if I got stuck with time ieligion. Newman, and Tusculum College. liam Meacham as a pledge to the some girl."-Palmer Brown. And back home dad will work * * * chapter. "I don't draw for money, but for art's harder that his boy and girl can DEC. 9, 1926 sake."-Fresbman Edmond Berry. at an education. Coach Jess Neely departed Thursday President Charles E. Diehl represented "I don't like boys-tbey bore me to Truthfully yours, for Birmingham to attend the meeting Southwestern last week at a meeting of tears."--Charlotte Bruce. Collegiate Bill of the Southern Inter-Collegiate Athletic the Southern Association of Colleges, "I never have kissed a boy in my Association. at Jackson, Miss. life."-A. O. Pi. I

r, 'IA THE SOU'WESTER Pagev Three BOBCATS SPANK CITY LADS DRUB Kittens Workout END GRIND With South Side ALWAYS GREEN AND GOLD BOBCATAS FIRSTGRIDMEN GRID SEASON ENDS STEWART LADS Southwestern Kittens had a nice lit- BY SCORE OF 21-7 tIe workout with the South Side BY SCOREBYOS E OFO 25-656 Freshmen Win Five, Lose One,. and Amass 172 B C R O 17 basketeeintegWendeddwithfterloal You can trade with confidence Pointsn which ended with the locals here. Our goods are the best, they Points Against Opposition's 51 holding the big end of a big score. Central Gains Ground _ Interhall Indoor League is Freshman Emile Roth, nice fellow, are guaranteed, and priced to game. meet you more than half way. Mostly on Bobcat Some real fight has been exhibited by the "Fighting Bobcats" Organized With Four refereed the five-quarter Penalties has by the Bobcats"g Captain Louise Stratmann sustained this season, and they have a mighty good record to show for their Teams In League a twisted ankle during a hot tussle but efforts. Six games have been played, with only one defeat chalked will be back on deck at the next prac- Remembering last y'ear's hard-earned up against them, despite the fact that some of their best men were victory of 13-12 over the Central high drafted for varsity duty at critical times during the season. Coach STA N INGS j The kittens will likely play Ilumes school l\\rrirs. the Bobcats decided to Wes Adams has reason to be proud of his products, for there is no I high school some time next week. mak~ their superiorit. ~cisive this y'er doubt that many of the Bobcats will he handed varsity positions next 'I earn W . I hln Let Us Show You aindidefeated the Warriors 2i-6. [heyerI own Students I U IWO a.wa teaturdy last at laryear. I Calvinhol ( .00 A oung Editor's Lament gai as Staged In the first game of the season, the gowon F:ield., against them Theyr left w'ith two 20-0 BbIan(1 0 (>v0 Bobcats played the Tate County Ag-tw ly rod and my staff do not comfort me, Ihe Central boys held for the first being the score. 1111 I .001 IStewart ies,of SenatobiaMiss.., and downed it r lIeciall the staff, but half, and the score wa~s 0-0 at the end. Ihen came last Sturday's game with hsp ay the visitors by the self-explanatory . .. -7'.i o use a rod on some of their But the freshmen came back with mean- score of 38-0 Central high school which the Bobcatsshool interhall nooindoor basealllitaebl lih bbe a comfort.omot more \\ol 5b h cho ntral Eason Pharmacy essIl~ iniThe their eyes and scored three next game wvas with the Tunica league opened up Monday, when the town Tey wo't writ, the final periods to high school eleven. IThe Bobcats re- They won't write touchdowns during PARKWAY and McLEAN remove all doubt as to which was the pealed their victorious tune just a little E WAS21 to 7, in the opening game. tea ey won't d raw, 1t ,i h pnn ae here's no humor in their craw. better team.hte cl bitpeTdltl louder and turned the Mississippins RA 33 H £ R ~~C4 S I li'I~Lr *l eplayed with four Phones 7-2016, 7-9311 end hilu lb ae tf Central made the first touchdown very back to the oodsbak o withhewodswih thehesor short ed P ATAT 1I1-IF RR A ST C teanm,hi composedlage il ofb students from the My fellow students don't subscribe, soon after the opening of the game. They of a. 64-7 score. ______received the ball (in the kick-off, and city, Stewart, Robb and Calvin halls.iDown with the conglomerated tribe, started a drive down the field which the "i- -""-"-""--"-"-"- -'-"-"' Pulls Nice Setback As He Each team will play the other twice. Down, down. Bobcats were unable to stop. Stimson TH E FINAL VIE'' Talks To Normalites Managers were elected as follows: Stew- I) everything continues so, went oer the line for the tally. "T F N L___as o ___ art Ilall, Ora Johnson; Calvin Hall, T. How're we gonna make any dough.9 the they hada - othen 8ob8atseatbied M. Garrott; Robb I(all. Billy Fontaine, MY salary's shot and so am Bobcats _ _ 64 Tunica--.-- \--est ITennessee Normal Teachers had an the town sd , ei am -a better start something, and their resolu- Bobcat: .-... 4045 Jonesboro oi.aHrI and the town students, Vern Baumgar- _____ lBobcats ~..... 0 Ole Miss Frosh 82 ,1 reat banquet at Hotel Claridge re- tn tion ended with a touchdown. [he score Bobcats ._.___20 T. M. I. 0tIen. I Bobcat: .26 C. H. S. eiity'a,. a grand finale to their best tn ______caime oin a triple pass. Sherman to Viers football season in the school's history. Ihe town students showed a lot of class in their tirst game, the stellar work tto Roberts. who carried the ball over Total _ 172 Total -__._51 inteen players were given letters y Ihi', made the count 6-0 and thus it -- and s.eters. "Slik" Ileaddon andt of Billy' Ilughes in the box, and "Nigger" stayed until the half.Ihen, some Arkansas lads thought "Nick" Koch were elected to share the lawke's catching, being the features, 2 DAY SERVICE Niter the ret periodmads overthe Bob- they could handle the freshmen, and the captaincy next year, succeeding Capt. Iineup and summary:c ilc~lcutlosrnt malr theetouh locnsboro College "'Preachers" dro e into Crawford who is graduating. Stewart Hall (7i) Position Town Seudes (21) downs(duringthbal theeocendHgoerihowruhs last half, Pittman car- town with evil looks in their eyes and Coaich Jess Neely was one of the in- Johnson c Hawk rring the ball oter once and llightoser dire threats in their voices. The Bob- ited speakers. In answer to the promises Brigance ss on Success a n r carigit twice. 'lbh only extra pitviers.-- as Nickle carring C point cat: ,were blind and deaf to all of these, of the two captains that next year they LusterlbFoote wamaeoapasfo HihoetoParnell 2b Hall sta, made on a pass from I ightoer to and again won a victory. The score was (twouldbet Southwestern, Neely replied Thornton 3b Harbour - I' Itm an. 45-0 that he has heard that sng for three Brown rf-Papia (ILBERf PAT!ON, Representative received repeated and H Harris i Lloyd - - Ihe freshinen Now the hard part comes. The Ole ear s and that perhaips he will probably i . Haris If lievi lengths' penalties. In fast, the Warriors Miss Ireshmen came up and handed the always hear it.

gained more on the Bobats' penalties . Bobcats a 32-0 licking. Swiftly came the Normal won five, lost three, and tied twnart 2 a a 0 1 1 7 than they' gainedon line play's Howeverdefet. so, siftl will it be passed over. one, last season, this being the best A CREAM the Bobcats sson all the lost territory I hi next game wis against the Tupelo reord Normail has ever made. hack and some mtre besides and gave lilitars Institute team. These boys arI I ] YOU WILL the Centrl team something to, forget. SILVER MOON t ried with only one defeat marked p MUST SHUN LIQUOR Ihe lineup and summary: \1.DISON, WIS (IP)-lf they j L -te Central ----- MA ISN, W S-I ) biobats Position High party, the HAIR DRESSING CHOCOLATES LOVE TO EAT Herd L. E,. Jim HghT pruinise not to have a "wet" Eilder L, T, 41.- 1triL '.I.i.a h nvriyi Daviso L. . Magofinl iR I Ii juniors at the University of Wisconsin g1 RI CE canpiR.G. 1 The most delightful candy Thomason C. Jester are to be allowed to use the state capi- Pm-b ever conceived. "The cen- Logan H. T Glazer IA/i. 'i'm-I I L tol building for their prom next spring. l a I latersare a myriad of exquisite Jarrett R. . John Hughes PI KS M Y HI A * * * , creams, figs, nuts, Sherman Q. IB. Cook bidng flavors: Farms L Harbour McLure Clover H. HONOR CODE FAILS " , ! dates and jellies. Roberts R. H. Nevitt OLIVER-FINNEY CO. score by period: Sport W riter Selects Men I-, Wash.-(IP)- ter 4 ICE CREAM oats 6 0 a 2years trial, the honor code adopted Bocntsals6 0o a seas-adptedSCHNEIDE 'S IMakers Memphis- ua entral 'rocer for All-American temporarily in 1925 at the University of '103 NO.ND ST.-MEMDPHISTEmnNN. forStisnSinson Glazher:_Bbcat\Vashington. nr t ,was dronped last week be- d""-"-"-"-""-"-"-- -- " substitutions, Porter for Elder r, Walton fors r. Wltonforcause of its failure. Sherman. Sherman for Walton, Hightower NLW' ' ORK-(IP)-Consieered o c e f for Barbour, Brigance for Ro ierts, Pttman for Viers. Scoring: Touchdovwns-Bobcats. of the most authentic o all All-Ameri- i ,i Roberts, Pittman, Hightower 2 Central scor- can fotball teams picked this year, ing: Touchdown, Stimson. Grantland Rice's selection was published this week. b PEAKIN/G - leen universities, froim New England I StoCalifornia. and Michigan to Georgia, are reresented on the first string selec- !f' [ICS tion, while alarge number are included ATHLE' in the squad of 37 men. from which Rice 1 - - By Baumgarten picks hi'; first team. T he school students took a good step Tlhe All-American chosen by Rice isI WEEK OF DEC. 12 th. other day when an int erball indoor a'. follows: league was organized. lhei 'e have been end--Oosterbaan. Michigan. cia l) Tackle-Raskowki, Ohii State,. (Sp it',s of moans from studer ts at school Guard--Smith, Notre Dame. Center Charesworth, Yale. that there is no interest taken in campus Guard--Crane, Illinois. PA. \ affairs especially by the toiwn students. Tackle--Smith, Pennsylvania. 1 E'nd Nash, Georgia, Ihi', was true, hut when tf:he cold facts Quarterback-- Rury, U, of S, Calif. I there is no real interest Halfback-Cagle, Army, ire presented, Halfback--Welch, Pittsburgh. on the campus during the afternoons Fullback-Joetin, Minn. , isa i ii, holdl anyboy. A few more move- 0/ uients like the starting of indoor base- ball will help a lot in the fostering of school activities and school spirit. ISHOE REPAIR! I As large number of boy' s turned out t, the first game and nearly all got to Satisfaction is found only in quality work, pIay. .et's keep this leaguie going and ! It start a few more things that will in- Our work speaks for itself. terest students who do not care about idefies competition, and recog- baseball. nioes opposition. *** DeLuxe Shoe Shop i Iootball is making its last kick for TUTWILER and McLEAN i Memphis. 'Ihe grid sea- the season in WARNER HALL. i son is getting to stretch out a little Campus Representative longer every year. [he varsity sea- son ran oer IThanksgiving this fall, while the Bobcats played Central last week and have another game scheduled in two weeks against the All-Memphis. PRINCE ALBERT is the kind of a No matter how hard you hit 'ootball is gaining a greater hold oin Save Now On smoke you get clubby with, right it up, this long-burning tobacco the public every year. Games are now played thru Christmas and New Year, KREEGER off the bat. You'll be calling each never hits back. You can go to it Ihe public wants games and therefore other by your first names after the before classes, and right through 'tames are played which shows that the finances in football is a powerful factor COATS very first pipe-load. It is so gen- to Lights Out. Get yourself a tidy of the game, as the schools are willing uinely friendly, in spirit and in red tin of Prince Albert today. ti play as long as they can draw the crowds, ant, incidentally, the cold cash fact. The School of Experience has the crowds bring, P. A. treats your tongue and never produced a greater smoke good old P. A. Pete Winfrey and Jimmie Gresham, of throat as gently as a mother than Normal, were visitors on the campus handles a new-born baby. Never P. A. is told ee- Wednesday. Pre-Christmas ! a bite. Never a parch. These are Freddie Mayo, also from Normal, was details, of course. The thing you'll i-udon another to inspect the campus. * * * Sale of remember longest is that wonder- moishtp And L~ogan Anderson, student here last ful taste! So cool, so sweet, so of bie end parch r-c year, visited his Beta Sigma hrothers moved by th Prince Fur Coats i Albert process. Tuesday and Wednesday. lie came to soothing. the campus from his home at LeGrange, 'lenn.. to attend the Pan hop. * * * i -lelen Northcross' father 'isited her on the campus Tuesday. ! Cue r' iI * * * 1RINGE ALBERT Julia Wall's father was on the campus j"Cbe *Qalls.6e tore"i -no 0':.-:. tobacco is like it! 'Iuesday. Columbian Mutual Tower I B uilding I 92. , Reyt Tobcce Elise Porter and Elizabeth Hart i Conpco1PhusnS L N. G visited the campus last Saturday.

:: :S ~5i .,i, Page Four THE SOU'WESTER --ok~ ------AFRAID OF DISEASE DEBATERS PREP EUGENE, Ore.-(IP)-No Thanks- Bradley Sweaters I giving holiday was enjoyed by the stu- TO GIVE IDEAS dents at the University of Oregon be- cause of the prevalence of infantile DIXIE SHOP i ON NEW WEDLOCK paralysis thruout the region. It was feared the disease might be brought 4 S. Main St. I back to the university if the students Quibblers Tryout Dec. 16 went to their homes. - - -.-.-.-... c..4,- -- On Companionable AS4' Marriage As Topic IF YOU ARE GOING TO BE A Southwestern collegians are beginning to talk about companionate marriages, PREACHER having been taciturn since the an- You Will Wish to Get Your nouncement of the Haldemann wedding. The talk started in the logical place. Ministerial Training in the debating club. As a consequence i;f divided ideas on the advantages of such wedlock, William Orr, Quibbler Forum A THEOLOGICAL SEMINARY president, announces that tryouts will he Where the course of study is laid out to enable you to meet held in Hardie chapel Dec. 10 at 7:30 the demands of an informed people and the questions p. m. on the subject. "Resolved. That of a questioning age; Companionate Marriage Would Prove Where the teachers are at once scholarly and approachable, a Lasting Aid to Matrimonial Felicity." learned and progressive; The entire membership of 24 boys and Where the equipment and facilities for work of faculty and girls are expected to have speeches students are the best; ready. The sentiment both pro and Where the environment is calculated to call out the best con is divided, and some rather modern that is in you, and there is an atmosphere of deep slants on the marriage question is ex- spirituality. pected, Orr says. These Are the Marks of Union Theological Seminary EDITORIALS OFI RICHMOND, VIRGINIA THE STUDENTS I

I Honorable Editor, Esq.: There is an old adage which states r------y Loren King--I'd rather play football Must Serve Life If I We believe that thinking people that, "Variety is the spice of life." Would or watch a football game than eat. He Touches Liquor have always had a desire to play in a big to Zeus that the right worthy R. Allen r jINQUISITIVE should ponder these truths. ar Haden and a certain anonymous co-ed COPENIIAGEN,--Found guilty ot I The inquiring reporter will ask stadium. would ponder the truth of this saying. tempting to murder his 16-year-ol d five students or faculty members Freshman A. B.-Necking is the great- ...... 11.1..-...... 1.,,. 1...... farn The object of their attack and defense, sweetheart, Christensen Eg. 29, a n each week. picked at random, their est college sport. More athletes or stu- been sentenced by the distric as well as the subject, is exceedingly bor- hand, has t opinions of important questions of dents take part in this great American Public Utilities render services that are essential liquo ing, and especially so when each we2k court of Kolding to abstain from r campus talk. sport than in any other sport. It is a to modern living standards. we read the same thing over with no for the rest of his life. ,port that anyone can take part in. Un- These services directly contribute to the conven- new thoughts. If Eg takes even the tiniest nip o like football, it does not require brains. ience and comfort of people hourly each day. he will have violated his proba- Question-What do you consider the "The Vagaries of Women--ye g '.. liquor, brawn, stamina, or mean looks. This They have raised living standards, brought us up tion and be sentenced to a long ternn greatest college sport? Will the controversy never cease? We early sport was started by Cleopatra, I to a new plane of material existence; and are, in in prison. * * * all know that women are vague and no am assured. fact, the agencies by which modern living stand- amount of argument can alter the truth. The judge said he was lenient be- Chester Frist-Football, of course h ards are maintained. We only go in a circle, always coming cause, first, Eg was intoxicated when e What other sport draws such capacity back to the starting point: namely, that tried to kill Martha Hansen; second, he crowds of 117,000, as did the Notre In addition to their contribution to the conveni- women are hopelessly vague. tried to commit suicide after the crime. Dame-Southern California game? Mor- THE PLACE FOR ence and comfort of people so constantly, utili- It is not becoming to the dignity of ley Drury. Bill Spears, and others have ties are economic factors of important worth to men that they, thru curiosity, attempt "Baby Talk Causes put football on a high plane, and spec- SOUTHWESTERN STUDENTS their communities-stimulating channels of trade to tear from women this cloak which Defect In Speech", tators are assured of seeing some real and business activities with their large pay-rolls protects them, and then expose them to football when they plunk down their and immense purchases of supplies, as well as CIllCAGO,--Encouragement of smal ridicule; nor is it praiseworthy in women 11 shekels for a good game. GUNTHER'S being large tax-payers helping to defray expenses children to produce the strange articula that they vainly flatter themselves in - L. P. "Doc" Watkins-Rowing is the of government. tions known as "baby talk," is respon LUNCHEON AND SODA ROOM proclaiming the seductive powers of this greatest college sport in the East and or many speech defects, according These are facts that educated people should veil, by which they lead men blindly to sible g also in the far West. The Yale-Harvard to Dr. Elmer Kenyon of Rush Medica understand. their doom. l classic is a great event, unequalled in Linden and Cleveland College. Wise men are wary of the vagaries of college sport. Rowing takes more stamina "If the baby makes any noise at all women, for wise women do not practice 1, than football or any other sport. its parents are delighted in interpretin. ------their use. They have no need to, for & LIGHT CO. the sound as 'mama' or 'papa.'" DI MEMPHIS POWER they possess more charming qualities. Kenyon said in an address to member Let me change the subject-it is very THE MEMPHIS STREET RAILWAY CO. of a women's club. annoying. S ' mIotel :teabobp "All speech EVENINGS Chester "D. D." Denham. disorders originate wheo DANCING-WEDNESDAY-SATURDAY the child is learning to talk, and shoul be corrected." Dear Mr. Editor: When our epistolary controversy upon the "vagaries of women" started in your Status of Sheik Is paper, I hoped it would remain upon an Defined In German' impersonal and hypothetical basis, tinged BERILIN.-As the result of a lawsu with literary annotations. But since the -re it has been decided that a man car various co-eds who have attacked my a' t be a criminal Lothario unless- ideas have permitted themselves personal 1icis good looking: references of a pungent nature, the last Clever, or one more particularly, I suggest that we Moneyed. change the subject, as it seems to be o':e A young man charged by a girl was- on which they cannot keep cool. ULgly; My opponents have used-very unim- Stupid, and aginatively-the same pseudonyms. 1 Poverty-stricken. might suggest that henceforth those too Sliscounsel asked the magistrate an weak-kneed to sign their names should jury to decide that the young man there use numbers. fore could not be guilty. These co-eds have made what was at I he jury agreeing with the couns . first-at least to me-an amusing con- the magistrate acquitted the accused. troversy, the outlet for jejune and un- necessary banalities, displaying atavistic tendencies reminiscent of the barbarism of extreme youth. Thus, Mr. Editor, I suggest that we GROCERIES choose some other subject upon which there will yet be much room for argu- M EATS ment, but which will not degenerate into DGhesterfield a one-sided fish-wives' quarrel. DELICATESSEN I do not expect to have the last word. R. Allen Haden. Gaia & Garavelli smokers doift change Tutwiler and McLean BITS NEWS with the moon... Gets Pool Ball Out Klinke Brothers of Bettor's Throat but watch how other smokers OREGON CITY, Ore.-B. J. Harris, Pasteurized local mill worker, knew he could put a Dairy Products are chanyin to Ches eoeld! billiard ball in his mouth, but did not consider his ability to take it out. ICE CREAM-MILK--BUTTER His nearsightedness cost him much CHEESE more than the 50-cent bet he won by FOR THE BEST inserting the ball between his jaws. 2469-77 Summer Av. Phone 7-8400 The services of a physician were re- OF GOOD REASONS quired before he could ask payment of the wager and the doctor's bill exceeded * - ' n------the amount he won. qm~- * B1E TER TASTE.! Send Your Oregon U. Student F2:9?.f rf Takes Police Beat Laundry EUGENE, Ore.-Some student of the University of Oregon, preferably a sen- TO .. ior, more than 21 years of age, is going w to become a member of the Eugene NEWSUM- police department. The authority of this new officer will apply to such matters WARREN as regulation of unauthorized serenades and inspection of lights when students LAUNDRY bold dances in public halls.