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Vol. XXV., No. 36, Whole No. 1990. BELMAR, N. J., FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 7, 1917. Single Copy Three Cents INLET TERRACE CLUB L. J. Biers Pays $15 Labor Day Was Labor Day Activities at Clubhouse An Ideal Holiday End Successful Season. For His Dog’s Feast The very successful season at the GLORIOUS WEATHER MADE THE Inlet Terrace club was fittingly COUNCIL RECEIVES THIS SUM DAY A MOST DELIGHTFUL ONE brought to a close Labor day with FOR SWAN RECENTLY KILLED a mixed doubles tennis tournament Hotels Entertained Hundreds of Peo­ is which a dozen teams were en­ Mr. Biers Appears Before Council, tered for the pretty cups donated by ple Who Enjoyed the Ocean Explains and Signifies Willingness William F. Siemon. The finals were Breezes—Business Generally Sus­ between Dr. William Knecht and to Pay Amount Which May be pended. Miss Mildred Hunter who defeated F. Demanded. Thornley Kain and Miss Dorothy With holiday weather so perfect McCurdy by scores of 10-8, 10-8. L. J. Biers of Sixth avenue has that nobody at all, not even the At nine p.m. Mr. and Mrs. Paul T. paid the council $15 for a sw'an most exacting or most ill-tempered Zizinia, as Uncle Sam and Miss Co­ which his dog killed on August 18. member of the whole community, lumbia, led the grand march in the Mr. Biers appeared before the coun­ could have found fault with it, Labor masquerade ball, with over 200 in cil Tuesday night and explained that day in Belmar was a most success­ costume. The pretty ballroom of the his children owned the dog and ful recreation day. club was taxed to its capacity by wished him to bring it to Belmar The bank was closed, as is cus­ the rtiasqueraders and their friends. when he came here in the spring. tomary on holidays, and the post- Howland’s Tango band furnished the The dog had showm no disposition office open only for a short time music and dancing was continued to annoy the swans in the Silver during the forenoon, with but one until a late hour. After the grand lake colony previous to the time delivery. The stores and other bus­ march, a flashlight photograph was when the bird was killed. Mr. Biers iness places were mainly closed dur­ taken of those in costume and all the signified a willingness to pay what­ ing the entire day or from noon on. members wrill thus have an oppor­ ever the council asked him to and $15 There were two ball games on the tunity to procure an appropriate and was agreed upon as the amount. Twelfth avenue grounds which at­ lasting souvenir of the occasion. Council received a petition signed tracted a big crowd of fans and Prizes were won by Miss Jennie by several persons owning property from early morn until midnight Lee Cohen as Joan d’Arc. Ledyard on Twelfth avenue asking that sev­ there was.plenty going on at the Avery as a Chinese merchant, while eral sidewalks be laid on that ave­ Inlet Terrace club house. An ac­ Miss Camille Van Winkle and Mr. nue. .The clerk was instructed to DR. F. V. THOMPSON GEORGE W. VAN NOTE count of the day’s events at this pop­ Sumner Kilmarx captured second send the usual notice to property ular society headquarters is told of Republican Candidate for Mayor Democratic Candidate for Mayor prizes for the best costumes. F. owners. The matter of curbings and in a separate article. Thornley Kain and his mother, Mrs. walks on Eighth avenue between F The ocean was a bit rough and Frank Kain, disguised as “Apple street and the railroad was discussed. Belmar will have the liveliest po­ borough. Evidently Mayor Poole ye -j. on his term. F. S. Hutchin­ there was quite a strong undertow, Marys” were awarded first and sec­ The gutters on this avenue carry a litical fight for municipal offices at got enough of this in the six years son’s term as councilman runs out which kept some of the timid ones ond prizes for the most comical cos­ portion of the F street drainage to the fall election that it has had in he has served, and when his friends this year and he dees not seek re- from venturing into the water, but tume. Joseph Borden as a negro the river and a recent survey showed several years. Ordinarily borough urged him to go on the council he election. The Democrats seeking the hundreds found delight at the bath­ mammy was also awarded a prize that there was but one and one-quar­ politics have been as dull as a small refused flat-footed. He would make nomination for councilman are ing beaches and there was no ac­ for comical costume. Mr. Temple as ter inches fall in the first 150 feet boy’s jack knife. This year there a valuable man on the council. Charles Brockstedt, proprietor of the cident to mar the pleasure of the day. a curate was awarded a prize for the and nine and one-half inches in 500 are men in both the Democratic and There is a mayor to elect this fall Grand View1 hotel; and W. S. Lud­ In fact, the season has been very most unique costume. feet. It is probable that a permanent Republican ranks who aspire to all and the candidates are Dr. F. V". low. Mr. Ludlow has served on the free from accidents of a serious na­ A keno dance was given during gutter will be required and property the elective offices which will be Thompson, Republican; and George council in the past. The Republican ture and there has been no epidemic the evening with a number of pretty owners on the block will be directed within the gift of the voters of the W. VanNote, Democrat. Both are candidates are Dr. J. W. Hassler and as there was last summer when in- and appropriate prizes for both to lay sidewalks and put in curbings. borough. Either they seek honors at present members of the council. Cook Howland. The candidates for .fantile paralysis prevailed, and no ladies and gentlemen who were for­ The mayor and council was in­ or else they have adopted as their Dr. Thompson is chairman of the 1 the office of collector are Neil H. shark scare to frighten people from tunate in getting on the lucky num­ structed to execute a note for 82,000 motto: “Pro bono publico.” Per­ | finance committee, having been ap- Miller, the present incumbent, and coming to the shore. Early in the bers painted on the floor. in anticipation of taxes. haps each aspirant thinks the public I pointed to the position when Mr. Wilson E. Allen. Mr. Miller, who is spring, when war was declared, some Lucky number contests were also Jack C. Smith of Asbury Park is good and the welfare of Belmar de­ j VanNote resigned from that post a a Republican, was appointed col­ city papers told of how the shore held and a number of prizes awarded to paint the exterior of the water pend upon his election, and there j few months ago. Dr. Thompson, is lector after the death of Abram Bor­ was to be in darkness and of how to the winners. tank. He furnishes all material, may be some degree of honor for the . also chairman of the water commit- ton Inst spring. Mr. Allen is a Dem­ the boats would not run and then Madam Francesca Textor of New labor and equipment and will re­ ones who are elected, but however i tee. Both have been valuable men ocrat. had their representatives “put one York furnished the costumes for the ceive $130. that may be, such ones will be in i on the council. Dr. Thompson's All the candidates filed petitions across” on the boroughs by inducing occasion. several of them to appropriate sums for a good lot of criticism and abuse, ' term as councilman expires this Wednesday. The date of the prima­ no matter how well they serve the year. Mr. VanNote still has two ries is September 25. BIG HOLIDAY BUSINESS which in the aggregate amounted HOME GUARD REVIEWED to a few hundred dollars and pay it Carpenter’s pavilion on Shark riv­ to the same papers which circulated DEATH OF YOUNG MAN BOY BITTEN BY DOG Last week there was a special er had the biggest Labor day bus­ the false report to get them to tell drill of the Home Guard to which all iness Monday in its history. Before the public that the “lights would Harold W. Porch Passes Away While j Bits of News From Earl Goslin, a Belmar lad, was the reserve officers recently commis­ 10.30 o’clock Mr. Carpenter had all shine” and the boats run as usual. severely bitten on the leg by a dog Visiting His Mother in Belmar. sioned living in Belmar were invited. his boats out and as fast as they The rumor kept some from coming Tuesday. He was brought to the Avon-by-the-Sea Before the drill there was a meet­ came in during the day they were to the shore. In fact, we know' a | office of Dr. F. V. Thompson where Harold Wallace Porch, aged 35 j ing in the guard armory at which hired again by people who wrere few persons who had made Belmar the wound was treated. Another boy years, died at the home of his grand- j NEWS OF THE WEEK IN THE Lieut. Donald Sterner of the Quar­ waiting for them. At least 390 par­ their summer home for years, wrho was bitten by a dog early in the father, Charles O. Hudnut, Ninth av­ BOROUGH termaster Corps and Lieut. A. C. M. ties went out from this pavilion dur­ spent the summer in the mountains j season. The swans on Silver lake enue, at nine o’clock Tuesday morn­ Azoy, Jr., of the Coast Artillery ad­ ing the day, most cf them to net or at lake resorts. But, Belmar had are annoyed by dogs and one was ing. With his wife the young man Items of Interest to Those Who Are dressed the men on the work they the elusive crab or to fish. Good all she could care for. Every house, lecently killed by a dog. Is it not came to Belmar about three weeks did at the training camps. They also catches of both crabs and fish were ■every cottage and every bungalow Acquainted With Avon People. about time that the public was given ago to visit his mother, Mrs. F. M. described some of the details of made. The crabs have been run­ has been occupied. The hotels could at least partial relief from this dog Porch. He has not been in the best trench warfare and the handling of ning large in size and flounders and have catered to more business dur­ LIBRARY DEDICATION menace? It can only be accom­ of health for a year and wras ill when artillery. snappers have been taking the bait ing June and July, but the lack of plished by the strict enforcement of he reached here but was not consid­ Two Hundred Guests Assemble When Company “A” was formed with freely. Wednesday a croaker weigh­ patronage was probably due more to a licensing system which would re­ ered in a dangerous condition until Donald Sterner as Captain, A. C. M. ing about a pound and one-half was the cool weather during early sum­ Building is Formally Dedicated. sult in the disposal of many worth­ a short time before his passing away. Azoy, Jr., as 1st Lieut, and J. L. Mc­ caught “up the river.” Mr. Carpen­ mer than to all other reasons com­ less canines. There are mighty few The cause of death was pulmonary At the dedication of Avon Library Cormack as 2nd Lieut. They march­ ter says that he never knew but one bined. Business came with a rush men who own a good dog who would hemorrhages. Tuesday night there were about 200 ed down F street to Railroad Square croaker to be caught in the upper when the hot wTeather struck this object to paying the small license fee. Besides his mother and grandfath­ guests present. The lawn resembled where they put in an hour of very river before. That was taken last section the first of August and the Towns in other states, and probably er, the deceased leaves a wife to a bower from fairyland, being aglow strenuous drilling. season. It is believed that the im­ X-'roblem with the hotel men since some in New Jersey, derive a sub­ whom he was married only about with Japanese lanterns. The chairs The officers gave the men a sample provements at the mouth of the in­ has been how to care for the people. stantial revenue from the dog tax four months ago, and two brothers, were arranged on the lawn and the of the intensive w'ork which they let and the river bed being dredged The last week, and Labor day in and, best of all, are not overrun with C. D. Porch, and Francis Porch, the speaking done outside. had just undergone. The Guard re­ below' Shark river bridge has im­ particular, w’as a fitting ending of the worthless curs whom nobody pleads latter a member of Battery E, New Those who took part were: Rev. sponded in an exceptionally credita­ proved the fishing. biggest season Belmar has ever had Jersey Field artillery, now encamped C. R. Blades, who offered prayer. guilty lo owning. ble manner and reflected great credit and the prospects were never so at Sea Girt. Then William Bamford, President of or their training. The reserve of­ bright for the future prosperity of A BIRTHDAY PARTY Other papers may print some Bel­ Harold Porch was born at Bridge­ the trustees of the Library Board of ficers present were all surprised and mar news, but they tell onlv half the the resort as now'. Labor day is ton where he spent his boyhood days Belmar, gave a splendid talk. Rev. Monday evening. Miss Emma Volz outspoken in their praise of the story. The Advertiser gives full de­ usually considered the time which and of late had been engaged in the S J. Arthur of the Baptist church entertained at her home, 103 Eighth knowledge displayed and the pre­ tails of all local events. marks the ending of the summer brokerage business in New York. gave a short address on “Books,” fol­ avenue, in honor of her birthday. cision in execution of the various season, and Belmar, like all the oth­ He came to Belmar occasionally to lowed by Prof. John Muirhead of After congratulations, a delightful movements. Let the Advertiser follow you. er shore towns, experienced a big visit his mother and aged grandfather evening was passed with music, sing­ Already thirteen members of the slump in population Monday night Hobart College. The exercises were and those here who had formed an then closed by a splendid talk by ing and dancing. Guard are in some branch of the and Tuesday morning, but hundreds acquaintance with the young man Among many beautiful gifts she National Service and several others bf people are coming to the real­ Miss Sarah Askew of the New Jer­ speak of him as one possessing those sey Library commission, Trenton, received a banjo-mandolin, on which expect to join shortly. These were ization that September is about the traits of character which combine in instrument she is a skilled performer. all voluntary enlistments and do Cent a Word Column jiost delightful month of the whole who spoke on “Cooperation of Li­ making a man who stands among braries with Army Cantonments.” Among those present were: Mr. not include any men who may be No Advertisement less than 25c ear at the shore and remain during men for that which is good and no­ and Mrs. C. L. Volz, Mr. and Mrs. drafted. t. Those who own summer homes Mayor Poole of Belmar and Mayor ble. Thomson of Avon, who had been Harry Spintie, Miss Amelia Volz. Miss it the shore are lengthening their Brief funeral services, which were Mildred Roemelle, Miss Alice L. Al­ Try Breyer’s Ice Cream—the best asked to speak, were unable to at­ A NIGHT BLOOMING CEREUS in town—at Conover’s, 902 F street. tays each autumn and some decide private, were from the home of Mr. lan, Mr. James L. Allan, Corporals o make their permanent homes tend, also Pjrof. John Erskine of Hudnut Wednesday night, conducted Columbia college, and William Wil­ Frank Dwyer and LeRoy Hoff and Mrs. J. B. Housel, Eighth avenue, For Sale—50,000 second hand tere, even though the heads of the by Rev. W. E. Ledden. The body Privates Clifford Sharlow and Wm. bad a number of friends call at her brick, good condition. Inquire at 703 amilies commute daily betwreen the cox. President of N Y. Board of Edu­ was taken to Princeton Thursday cation. Jedelrock. home Monday night and watch a Ninth avenue. bore and the city. Several of the morning for burial, Undertaker T. H. night blooming cereus open. The jotels will remain open for a longer Dainty refreshments were much Bennett being in charge. DON’T TACK SIGNS ON TREES beautiful bud expanded into a flower Conover’s Variety Store, 902 F >eriod and if good weather prevails enjoyed and a social time followed in street. Headquarters for Post Cards, The custom of posting advertising which measured fully seven inches rill probably enjoy a fair patronage the Library. The interior of the Stationery, Souvenirs, Sand Toys, RACE DID NOT COUNT matter of a varied nature on trees, in diameter. Books, etc. 'or several days. building was made very attractive poles, etc., along Belmar streets has The cereus began to throw back The New Columbia. with beautiful cut flowers and pine On account of a light breeze Sat­ prevailed. Just as a note of warning its petals at about 7.30 o’clock in the News Route For Sale—Paying It had often been said that the one boughs. The magnificent new bronze newspaper route in Belmar. M. Ros- urday afternoon none of the boats we would call attention to a law evening and at nine it was fully tig thyig Belmar needed to put it clock on the mantle above the fire enfield, P. O. Box 1262, Belmar, N. J. of the Belmar Yacht club finished passed by the state legislature last open, filling the room with its fra­ Ml the map was a hotel which would place was the centre of interest. It the race within the time limit and winter wrhich forbids the tacking or grance. The flower began to close nk in grandure with any on the is a gift, and in memory of Clement Wanted—Good second-hand heat­ the result does not count in the painting of signs on trees, fences, at about 10.30 o’clock when Mrs. ing furnace, hot air, steam or water, oast. This came with the rebuild- B. Penrose. The mechanism is so standing for the season’s prize cup. rocks or other places along the roads, Housel cut it from the plant and suitable for 7-room house. F. S. ng of the Columbia hotel and it can fine that one cannot hear it tick, Labor day the boats sailed in a without the written consent of the placed it in water. Partially closed Berggren, Advertiser office. ie said without qualification that the and the wrorks are enclosed in a special race, the Vixen winning. The property owner. A fine of ten dol­ it resembled a pond lily. liew Columbia hotel has “made tiny case almost as small as a watch CARPETS CLEANED CLEAN. Wiljuan came in second, the Jackie lars is. attached to each and every The plant which produced the ’ood.” Under the management of It is a great addition to the beautiful Shafto’s Carpet Cleaning Works, third, the Camille fourth, the Jagoba offence. It is also the right of any blossom is about twelve years old Second Ave. and Langford St., As­ ;. C. Muirheid it has enjoyed a suc- little library and much appreciated fifth and the Charlotte sixth. by its patrons. individual to tear them down. Such and has blosssomed once before. bury Park. Established 1893. Rugs made from old carpets. Oldest, larg­ The final race for the season’s cup signs are made by the law a public (Continued on page 2) est, most modern. Called for and will be sailed Saturday afternoon. (Continued on page 5) nuisance. Let the Advertiser follow you. returned. Phone, conn. 90-tf PAGE TWO THE COAST ADVERTISER, BELMAR, N. J. FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 7, 1917.

| enjoyed. There was no tinge of Whiteman, J. H. Brown, New York; Labor Day Was j cheap vaudeville but refinement fea- J. B. Rrczincher, Philadelphia. j tured the program from start to fin- Overlook House. J ish and the solos, duets, chorus sing­ The Overlook house has a goodly An Idea! Holiday ing, recitations and musical numbers number of guests who will remain were all given in such a manner as for two or three weeks. A crowd (Continued from page 1) to elicit respect for the entertainers was catered to over Labor day, the and call forth well merited ap­ new arrivals at that time being: cessful season from every standpoint plause. As a finale the entertainers New York—Jerry J. Vogel, Char­ and has established a reputation sang “The Star Spangled Banner” lotte Lucca, Amelia Lucca, T. Hor­ which means a great future for the and the guests came to their feet as ner, Dudley Harney, Mr. Apeloy, Mrs. house. Distinguished and wealthy one and stood attention. A purse A. E. Robertson, S. R. Olmsted, Mr. guests have been catered to and amounting to §15 was given the en­ and Mrs. Baron, Mr. and Mrs. Larsen. have been pleased with the service. tertainers. Montclaiir—Thomas J, Boyle. This means that they leave Belmar The recent concert given at the Elizabeth—Marie M. Feehan. and the New Columbia to return j Llanymor for the benefit of the Red Brooklyn—W. G. Viemeister, wif< another year and to tell their friends : Cross netted $21.25. and children, Louis Viemiester and of the delightful period which they More than 125 guests were enter- wife, Mr. and Mrs. Charles Bimning. enjoyed here. The social events at ! tained at the Llanymor over Labor Paul Bruning, Herbert Bruning, the New Columbia have been many day. These included: Marie Krenur, Mrs. Ronenberg and and brilliant in their nature and Yonkers—Mr. and Mrs. IL War- daughter, R. Hansen,* K. Murek. nothing has been neglected which neck. Woodhaven—F. Merschrod. would furnish enjoyment and en­ Newark—Mrs. II. W. Rotzler, L. Newark—Mr. and Mrs. L. Baron, tertainment for the guests and their Stine, Mr. and Mrs. McCall and son, Walter IT. Bornman. friends. Leonard G. Aierstock, William M. Philadelphia—John D. Adams. The board of directors of the New j Aierstock, W. T. Aierstock. Melrose Inn. Columbia Hotel corporation met and ' New York—Mrs. Ii. Rotler, Mrs. Melrose Inn will remain open un­ Th e Fi r s t Na t i o n a l B a n k decided to close the house Wednes­ F. H. Crown, Mrs. W. F. Taaffe and til at least Oct. 1. A big crowd was day. A number of the guests went j family, Isabel D. Weinberg, Alice entertained at this hotel over the 3E3 13 I_^ M A R , >>T . -_J. to other of Belmar’s excellent hotels Weinberg, Peter J. Aishtr, Vincent P. holiday. Among the guests were: to remain for a longer period. Pentony, John J. O’Dowd. New York—Frances M. Hoag, Miss There were the usual number of Orange—Miss IL S. Pierson. - J. V. Purcell, Mrs. Hattie Halhvan, social events at the New Columbia Elizabeth—Mrs. I. F. Wade and Miss F. A. McConnin, E. Lambert, during the past week and the con­ son. Miss C. R. Keysei’, Mrs. and Miss Through Our Membership cert by the hotel orchestra Sunday Brooklyn—Mr. and Mrs. E. II. Arsn, Mrs. F. A. Watts, Miss Mureil night Was one of the most delight­ Gower, George P. Reuter. G. Fitzpatrick, Eleanor Fitzpatrick, in the Federal Reserve Banking System, vve are placed in a Rahway—Mrs. E. C. Terrill, Miss Jean Johansen, Carl Buerman and ful ones of the season. stronger position than ever before to take care of the re­ Buena Vista. II. M. Terrill. brother, D. Goodman, Miss F. Weiss- The Buena Vista will remain open Philadelphia—Edna Ilildenbrand,! man, Miss E. Wttissman, Alex. J. quirements of all our depositors, whether large or small, until October 1 and hns very good Edith Ilildenbrand. Holt, Miss Nora Hushey, Paul Sell- whether they keep checking or saving accounts; and at the bookings for September. Among Elizabeth—S. F. Wade. hast and wife, Mr. and Mrs. A. J. same time to give them the most modern banking service. New Windsor. Coudin, Gilbert Sackerman, M. those whose names have been added Why not open an account with us and begin at oncc to the guest book the past week The New Windsor will remain Kahn. w'ere: open for several days and.with pleas­ Brooklyn—Leo E. Kelly, Wm. J. to participate in these benefits and the additional protection Montclair—Mrs. E. P. Simms, Wr. ant weather will cater to many Quinn, Ed. C. Brainerd and wife, which this system gives to your money deposited with us. K. Simms. guests. Among the arrivals durirg Mary B. K elly, Thejse E. Kelly. Germantown—Mrs. S. C. Tourison, the week were: Newark—M. C. Richards, Alice L. 3 Per Cent. Interest Paid on Savings Deposits Mrs. Mar:e IT. Albertson. Jersey City—Daniel Butts, Koker, C. S. Wandling and family, Newark—Mr. and Mrs. W. C. Laf- Brooklyn—Ethel Newman, Robert John Farrell. ferty. John Berkcnham, S. Bush. T. Smith, William I. Newman, Julia East Orange—John J. Mulligan. II. New York—William J. Lawler, Mr. E. Feimer, F. J. Smith, John H. W. Lemis, John A. English, C. Val­ find Mrs. S. A. F,crr, Charles Osgood, Baker, B. T. Cabot. entine Dodd, P. J. Henry, John Ver- E S. Blake. Paterson—R. H. Dowell. rie and wife, Fr. and Mrs. William Roselle—Marion II. Kendall. New York—Mrs. C. V. Fowler, Kirk, Miss Lillian L. Stein, David Lower Squankum—Thomas Tid- Miss Corinna Fowler, Mr. and Mrs. George and wife, Mr. and Mrs. Mel­ f.O MAN’S LAND, DEATH'S EDGE War Conservation. % THE WOODBINE | dlchean. Thomas G. Casey, J. B. Hargan, F. P. vin Bahret and daughter, Miss Ger­ “In the midst of monster destruc­ Bevens, II. M. Schreider, II. W. trude Burhaus. Birds Return to Their Wonted Trees tion,” writes Isaac F. Marcosson In Third Av\ and B St., Pel mar, N.J. -ij- Elizabeth-—May T. Trimble. to Roost, Unmindful of the Everybody’s, “an enormous conserva­ Green, C. ODowd, E. O’Dowd, J. § Accoiiunodutes 40 persons =§= Eost Orange—Mr. and Mrs. S. Philadelphia—George J. Noon and Thunder of Shells. tion is achieved. Only the dead are Gallerhan, F. A. Cahot. wife. Miss Marie Hour, Jos. Mahan First-class Table Board. ftrefcl, Miss Elvira Misrh. laid away. Nothing is ‘scrapped.’ •j Good rooms. I. MacCallum, Prop. $•; Philadelphia—A. S. Simon, Mr. and ! Arlington—F. W. Patterson, Mrs. and wife, H. B. ITonkinson, J. IT. Cod- To the who’e world’s wanderers, the They make laces out of castoff shoes; Mrs. K. Rsishton, Cudy Rushton, Miss F. Dustin, Mrs.*J. F. Marsh. man. American people, whose Incurable redeem shattered guns; convert refuse K. L. Rushlon. East Orange—Edward Broege, W il­ Roselle—A. L. Toombs and family. habit it Is to go everywhere and see fat into glycerin; replenish the flick­ Trenton—Plaaon IT. Swalm. liam Rupp. Elizabeth—W. S. Fulton and wife. nil things, there yet remains one coun­ ering fires of life itself. War is not ALL STEELf lirrC?ORTABLEor| Brooklyn—Gertrude E. Orr. West Orange—Mr. and Mrs. E. N. Bogota—Mr. and Mrs. M. D. Firth try unexplored, says a writer in an ex­ all waste. 11REPP.00F (j/l& fiu ii O.’ERMANENT Bnieger. and family. change. It Is a country stranger than “And when this moving picture, more Bungalows, T ool I The Carleton. nnimated than any imaginative play tfiitxih, Store Irvington—J. Strombach, G, Rey­ Passaic—Miss E. M. Nettey. Haraman Mesluittne (where you can * 11 o u k e h. E tc , j The Carleton closed Wednesday hoil eggs In a river) more ruinous than ever thrown upon cinema screen, has j A ll Sixes & Styles. nolds, wife and child; Mr. and Mrs. Hoboken—Jas. Froggarst. Anyone Can i* n t after enjoying the biggest season’s I'onipei!, or (he Roman city of Tingad, passed before you, you realize, even I’p or Take Down business in the history of this pop­ G. R. Coionwtz. Glen Ridge—Edward G. Wilkins. and more sepulchral than the tombs of before a single shot is fired, that en­ - fc>« not fo r C at 1. A. ular hotel. Many cf the gjests, The Sagamore. Haskell—Jay Jhyous, B. F. Beh­ the kings of Thebes; it is a few hun­ ergy nnd organization of the' highest M. KASEMAN among whom were more than twen­ William IT. Lafferty, proprietor of ringer. dred miles long and narrower than order have been tested to a well-nigh ty Cinrinnati people, came early and i the Sagamore snve a complimentarv Dover—E. B. Pitcher and wife. Egypt, and holds more buried heroes incredible extent. “It dawns on von that remained .all summer. The gentle- j card party and drmce to his patrons Freehold—Ella Donah‘ty, Lavtror.oe than Westminster abbey; it is to the casual eye as desolate as the Sahara, 31 Years ii: Monmouth County men in the Cincinnati parly are all j Friday night. There \Yere twelve j Harrington. yet on closer Investigation as populous Often the Case. prominently identified with the bus­ tables of guests, who enjoyed whist, j Bridgeport—W. S. Messier. “Chicken salad, eh? Your landlady J. H. SEXTON, funeral Diiestor 500 and ninoehle. The high scores Bayonne—Lillian Kohns. as Bond street; it is more beautiful nt iness and manufacturing interests c f, night thnn the aurora borealis and yet must fly high.” UNDERTAKER & EM15ALMER their Ohio city and their families a"c were made by Sirs. John Rceths, Mrs.: I eonia—Miss IT. Coane. “Not so very. We have salad today 606 I’ Street, BE 1-MAR more ominous thnn a picture by Simej 159 Main St.. ASBl’KY i ’ARK numbered among the society people, j Krug,'I and Mrs. Henry Straus. A t! Norwalk—J. W. Whitehead. It is No Man’s Land. because nobody could eat the chicken the conclusion of the playing, danc- j East Hillburn—Mr. end Mrs. J. S. she served last night” Tel. 21 A. P., Residence 397 All were delighted with Belmar and] j And the things that are done there Telephone or T degraph or­ the accommodations which the inr: was enjoyed until a late hour. Peterson, M. R. Peterson. are things that have never been done ders receive personal attention Carleton afforded and leave in an­ During the evening a buffett lunch! Torringlon. Conn.—A. P. Ryan and before nnd will not be done again in State of Ohio, City of Toledo, ticipation of returning another year. was served. wife, T. J. Wall and wife. this generation; It Is a thing to sec as Lucas County, ss. Frank J. Cheney makes oath that Many other distinguished persons The Sagamore wMJ remain open a Bensonhurst—E. R. Middlekauf. one would go to see Niagara if it was certain to run dry within a year and he is senior partner of the firm of PARKER’S have been Carleton guests this year, few days longer. This hotel which The Atlantic. HAIR BALSAM fall no more in our time; only it Is !•’. J. Cheney & Co., doing business is conducted by William IT. Lafferty, The Atlantic hotel will remain in the City of Toledo, County and A to ile t preparation of merit. and have entered heartily into the more wonderful than Niagara, noisier, Helps to eradicate dandruff. has enjoyed the most successful year open until next Monday and possibly State aforesaid, and that said firm For Restoring Color and various social functions which have more magnificent, leaving a more abid­ Beauty to Gray or Ffded HaL*. will pay the sum of ONE HUNDRED 60c. and SLOP a t PruggiBts. added to the pleasuse of the guests, in its history, both the hotel and for a longer period. ing sense in the mind of having moved DOLLARS for each and every case giving freely of their musical and annex being filled to it capacity dur­ At this hotel Saturday night there nmongst gigantic things. of Catarrh that cannot be cured by professional talents for-the pleasure ing August. was a masquerade at which scores IJfe is more tense there than in the use of HALL’S CATARRH CURE. of others. Taken all in all it has Among the guests at the Sagamore of guests appeared in costume. Many equatorial forests where the rhinoceros FRANK J. CHENEY. Sworn to be­ fore me and subscribed in my pres­ been a merry, happy crowd at the during the week were: of these were handsome and unique comes out of the cactus nt unexpected moments; the rhinoceros is only a ence, this 6th day of December, A.D. Always at ¥oar Carleton. New York—Miss F. A. O’Neil, A. and there was also a large variety 188G. A. W. GLEASON Last Friday night there was a ben­ W. Sander, G. Sander. of comical ones. Two prizes were large form of pig, yet he is morose (Seal) Notary Public. nnd vindictive nnd has unpleasant Service for efit for the hotel employees. Guests Newark—Mrs. W. C. Walsh, Adele awarded. The woman’s prize went Hall’s Catarrh Cure is taken in­ ways, nnd can be, nt his worst, as bad ternally and acts through the Blood occupied fourteen tallies playing Walsh, Harry Walsh, Virginia Walsh. to Mrs. Meyers who impersonated as a better-class German. on the Mucous Surfaces of the Sys­ Printing Meeds! bridge, five hundred and rummy. East Orange—Miss May A. Egan, “Aunt Jemima” and the men’s prize Strange vegetation is to be seen tem. Send for testimonials, free. Six prizes were awarded. Miss Anna C. Egan, Mr. and Mrs. was won by Sigmund Touroff and there, too; overgrown eabbnges flour­ F. J. CHENEY & CO., Toledo, O. One hundred and twenty guests Prince, .T. McKenzie, Mr. end Mrs. Arnold Laudress, who represented ishing where they will, free nt last of Sold bv all druggists, 75c. Hall’s Family Pills for constipation. w'ere entertained at the Carleton Callahan. the “Hawaiian Twins.” their servitude to man, trees that have • over the week-end and Labor day. The Cedars. Three hundred guests were enter­ met with amazing calamity in storms Is there something you that had never overtaken a wood be­ need in the follow­ Amonf! them were: One hundred and thirty guests tained at the Atlantic Hotel over the in g list t Nutley—F. H. Young and family, were entertained at the Cedars over week-end and Labor day and many fore; strangest of all, the birds going home at tbelr wonted hour to roost in If Backachy or Jersey City—Miss Adele McLaugh­ the week-end and Labor day. In­ others wTio sought accommodation Birth AnatKiBoemuiis their wonted trees, undisturbed by the W edding Stationary lin, Miss Kathleen McNulty, Mrs. P. cluded among the number were: had to be turned away. Among the thunder that is shaking the hills. Envelope IodoosiM .T. McNulty, II. A. McGovern, L. A. Belleville—Mr. and Mrs. J. K. guests were: Kidneys Bother S e le B il ls And there In No Man’s Land, If any­ B a n d B il ls Krug. Alexander. New York—Nathan Latteman, Leo where In the world, may liberty be Price Lists New York—James E. Breslin, Iv. Jersey City—Margaret B. Crane, dreamed of walking nlong the line be­ Eat Less Meat Also Take Glass of Admfssioa Tickets Ratner .Harriet L. Hyman, Gerson BnsiaeM Car da L. VanSlyke and wife, Julia McDon­ IT. Kiernan, Mrs. J. R. Gilman, Ger­ Young, Miss Sanchalli, Elma Rubin, tween the flare of the rockets and the Salts Before Eating Breakfast. Window Cortb ald, Mary Wilber, J. Cavanagli, L. trude Gilman. Rose Deutelbaum, Ressie First, Fred nenrest edge of the night, walking and T im e C a r d s blessing the ruined hamlet of France; Uric acid in meat excites the kid­ l etter Beads G. Rolston, Emile E. Hoertel. Brooklyn—Ruth Mulrehill, Marion W. Lyon, Bessie IT. Grossman, Lilian N o te H e a d s for where else in the world has she neys, they become overworked; get Marble Hill, N. Y.—Mrs. P. Hat- Cooper, Hazel Cooper, Pauline IT. Grossman, Gertrude, Leo Duck- Bill Beads Envelopes been invoked before with such great sluggish, ache, and feel like lumps of Calling Cards Leaflets torfT, Miss P. HartorfF. Frankel, Howard J. Hall, M. Van- man, W. J. Epstein. J. Measur, W. sacrifice of heroic lives? lead. The urine becomes cloudy; S ta te m e n t* the bladder is irritated, and you may Milk Tickets Newark—R. B. Wooster, Mrs. Nostrand, Mary R. Troy, E. Brasken Measur, M. Measur, S. Wintuer, Vera Meal Tickets Katherine Robinson, Rose Parsons. Mr. and Mrs. J. IT. Shoemaker, W il­ Karpas, E. Jacobson, Bessie C. Har­ be obliged to seek relief two or three Shipping Tags Scenes In a London Fog. times during the night. When the Annonaoements Charles Schaumann. Mr. and Mrs. liam A. Shoemaker, J. II. Shoemaker, ris, Lina MahnolT. The season is evidently destined to kidneys clog you must help them B r ie f s Eugene Walton, Oliver Brant. Jr. Peterson—Celia Bonde. be a good one from the fog lover’s N o te s flush off the body’s urinous waste Coupons Trenton—Mrs. T. F. Ryan, Martin Mt. Vernon, N. Y.—Harold F. Phil­ Brooklyn—Ida Posner, R. B. Schaf' point of view—if there nre any fog or you’ll be a real sick person short­ P a m p h le ts W. Lansing. lips. fer, L. Levinson, N. Levin. lovers, a writer In the Westminster ly. At first you feel a dull misery C a ta lo g u e s in the kidney’region, you suffer from Blotters Circular* Brooklyn—L. O’Shea, A. M, O’Shea Belmar Inn. The Woodbine. Gazette (London) observed recently. The specimen that developed late one backache, sick headache, dizziness, Invltattoas Posters K. G. O’Shea, A. Leete. Among the guests at Belmar Inn Several persons will remain as stomach gets sour, tongue coated and F o ld e r s Maplewood—Mr. and Mrs. T. C. recent afternoon and was In Its prime you feel rheumatic twinges when the C h e c k s are a number of young people and guests at Woodbine cottage during a couple of hours before midnight was B la n k s Tripp e. weather is bad. N o t ic e s they gave a beach party last Satur­ September. Among the guests are: a particularly fine one. Bayonne—Harry B. Drucker. Eat less meat, drink lots of water; L a b e ls day night, at which marshmallows Maud McGann, Miss E. Richardson, In a space that a good aerodromes also get from any pharmacist four Letfal Blanks The Llanymor. were roasted and other delicacies en­ M. Winckler, D. Winkler, Catherine M e n u C a r d s could have inclosed I found a chauffeur ounces of Jad Salts; take a table­ P la c a r d s John E. Ilillig, who has success­ joyed. MacKueh, Newark; Mrs. John Far­ looking ■with a lantern for landmarks, spoonful in a glass of water before D o d i a s s fully conducted Cary lodge for the Last Friday afternoon was rainy rell and family, Miss Millie Holmes, so that he could discover in which di­ breakfast for a few clays and your P o s t C o r d s past few seasors, last spring came in rection his car was heading; I saw a kidneys will then act fine. This P r o g r a m s and disagreeable debarring all out- Bloomfield, C. LeRoy Allen, C. J. famous salts is made from the acid R e c e ip ts possession of the Llanymor and has of-door pleasures, and the young Spencer, L. Volbredt, East Orange; telegraph messenger fall off his bicycle of grapes and lemon juice, combined Prompt, careful and e f f i­ managed both hotels 1liis year. He people at the Inn passed a merry Ernest IT. Fenton, Lyndhurst, James In the middle of a quiet road, appa­ with lilhia, and has been used for rently from sheer perplexity; and I cient attention given closed Cary Lodge Wednesday but time at Mrs. Hitchcock’s cottage and Rert Davin, Woodcliff; Mr. and generation to clean clogged kidneys found three motor buses that came to to every detail w ill keen the Llanymor open until Mrs. J. Smith, Brooklyn. and stimulate them to normal ac­ where she gave a fudge party. The rest with their bonnets close together tivity. also to neutralize the acids about September 25. guests danced to victrola music. In such a way as to suggest that each in urine, so it no longer is a source Both hotels have been filled to The Belmar Inn will remain open 3,000 would die rather than fight.had been charging the other two and of irritation, thus ending bladder overflowing during August and a for several weeks as a number of the Conscientious Objectors League’s had only stopped just in time. weakness. Don’t Send Your Order goodly number of guests remain. guests desire to remain. Others headquarters at No. 179 East Broad­ In the small hours of the morning I ■Tad Salts is inexpensive, cannot way. New York, September 5, 1917. injure: makes a delightful efferves­ Out of Town Until You During the season there were the have requested rooms during Septem­ found another bus standing helpless cent lithia-water drink which every 5-cent loaf asked of by-mothers. Anti- by the roadside with the driver slum­ usual number of entertaining fea­ ber. Among the late arrivals were: High Price League. America’s Great­ one should take now and then to See What We Can Bo tures, such as concerts, musicales, Mr. and Mrs. W. W. Weeks. Wee- est Newspaper Journal. Anti-high bering within, but the driver of a mo­ keep ihe kidneys clean and active. tor bus is a remarkable man in many dances and card parties. Last Fri­ hawken; Miss Agnes M. Beneridge, price headrmarters. America-World Druggists here say they sell lots of ways. Jad Salts to folks who believe in day night the colored employes gave John Beneridge, Jr., Miss W. A. Ser­ Camp Meeting Ground, 18th ave., trolley, Belmar, N. J. Mrs. Walter overcoming kidney trouble while it an entertainment which was greatly geant, Mt. Vernon; E. F. Wayne, G. Let the Advertiser follow you. Oaks. Let the Advertiser follow you. is only trouble. FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 7, 1917. THE COAST ADVERTISER, BELMAR, N. J. PAGE THREE

WHERE TURTLES COME FROM BIBL0MANIA IS ODD DISEASE WOMEN MARTYRS TO CAUSE TRIPPING UP “CY” Endure All Varieties ef Terture Un­ Thousands of Sea Tortoise Make An­ Shrewd Business Men Often Waste nual Pilgrimage to Ascension Thousands of Dsllars In Making complainingly In Their Strenuous Food Conservation Island to Lay Their Egg*. Efforts to Grow Thin, Job Is Done to Entire Satisfac­ Collection ef Books. In the American Magn*in« there Is a Tbs city fathers are not the only A man, shrewd, far-sighted, having Help the National tion of His Hearers. story about a woman who wanted to people who have the pririlejje of eatlnf evolved a cnreer and a fortune out of Movement of Food turtle soup, observes London Answers. a tested and exact training, will take save her husband’s love. The write* says: Conservation by pre­ The lords of the admiralty could, if up book collecting and plunge Into it 8plnner of Yarns, Always More Re­ “Instead of the Saturday night bath they liked, make a monopoly of the to the depth of thousands of dollars 3>: paring your meals on a markable Than Those Told by —In warm weather—Nancy learned to real article, for they hold sway over a Othera, Is Beaten at on the strength of more puny ac­ take a cold bath every morning and a range that will cook H. M. S. Ascension—which Is not a quaintance with the subject than he HI* Own Game. hot one every night A wicked wast* your food more thor­ ship at all, but an leland—where the would bring to bear on the purchase of # j turtles come from. of water from her point of view, but a necktie. 1 oughly, give a superior Sour John Marvin glanced out of the Ascension Island Is a very lonely wasted In a good cause. Twice a day A senator commissioned a book flavor a n d reduce window of the shop where he was mak­ spot. Its nearest neighbor Is St. Helena, she exercised for 20 minutes, until dealer to supply his shelves with stand­ ing an afternoon call. ‘‘Cy Pelton Is 600 miles away. Ascension Is half the every muscle In her body protested shrinkage to a mini­ ard sets, the only proviso being that headed this way,” he announced, ‘‘and size of the Isle of Wight, and has a painfully. Clad only In a loose ‘Moth­ mum at the lowest pos­ books and space should come out even. er Hubbard' Nancy twisted and turned, I will make a prediction. If anyone population of 120—or, rather, a “crew,” sible cost. here present ventures to speak of any­ for the people are almost entirely naval A lady signed contracts to the tune bent forward and backward, endeavor­ thing out of the ordinary that he has who live at the garrison station of of many thousands for what was rep­ ing to touch the floor with her finger Special rate for cook­ heard or read about, Cy will follow Georgetown. The law of the island Is resented as a set of first edition Dick­ tips, stood storklike, first on one foot ing. ens In de luxe bindings, only to dis­ and then on the other, its mate mak­ with something in the same line, only the word of the commanding officer. T h e truly modern a little more remarkable, that he has Ascension is mainly noted for the an­ cover after she had paid more than ing wild plunges through the air In an been an eyewitness of, and he’ll be nual visit of huge sea turtles. They half that the books were late editions endeavor to keep her bulky frame in efficient kitchen is the sure to place It in some place pretty come In thousands to lay their eggs in and the bindings stuffed paper. The an upright position. She stretched her one with an far from this town. But Cy Pelton the warm sand. It Is probable they dealer is now about half through a arms imploringly heavenward, protest- needn’t flatter himself that ho ever have come for tens of thousands of genuine edition of a prison cell. lngly toward the other place; she fools me. I have sense enough to years. Some of them weigh as much A man unfamiliar with language kicked, she hopped, she rolled, she per­ ELECTRIC RANGE know that he always makes up his as 700 pounds! Every time they come paid several hundred dollars for a set spired gallons; and she did it all un­ story as he goes along, and I live in the Inhabitants of Ascension take toll of Italian novelists In translation be­ complainingly and with an expression hopes of seeing him tripped up some of them, storing them in fenced pens, cause he wanted to read the stories of dogged determination that helped The fireless “cooker” ovens continue cooking day.” and eventually killing them for food, that went with some very daring illus­ to stimulate my own often waning en­ from stored heat long after the current is turned off. At that moment the door opened and whilst a few of them are invariably trations, only to find that the conclu­ thusiasm. No Christian martyr that I the reputed spinner of “yarns” walked sent to the lords of the admiralty as a sion of the liveliest anecdotes slid into ever lived, or died, was more entitled n to the desired reward than Nancy. Several styles on display. Call and learn of In. At his heels came Uncle Noah present from Ascension, a present French. I Briggs, the acknowledged oldest in­ which is greatly appreciated. I suppose to the average normal Gladly would she have burned at the this wonderful range. stake, If by so doing she could have ac­ habitant. mind there is no folly quite to equal complished her purpose.” “I’ve just been reading an inter­ that of paying a hundred dollars for esting piece about Abraham Lincoln,” BASED ON ANCIENT CUSTOM s a first edition when a later and bet­ :<>: Uncle Noah began, as he accepted the ter edition cries at one from the 25- easiest chair. Superstition Regarding Seeing the New TO SHARE AND SHARE ALIKE # cent stand, wrrites Stanley K. Wilson Si “When be was a young man clerk­ Moon Through Glass Is Older ATLANTIC COAST 31 in the New York Sun. That the fact Butler Not Required to Wear Full ing la a store, someone stumped him Than Christianity. 1 of a mistake in the pagination of the Dress Suit When There Was Com­ one day to pick up a barrel of rum “Eikon Basilike”—the transposition of off the floor and hold It up to his “Don’t see the new moon through pany as Employer Needed It. one bracket or figures—enhances by ELECTRIC LIGHT COMPANY mouth and drink out of the bunghole; glass,” thousands of people are just many dollars the value of the book and he did it. But after he laid the now saying. The superstition Is based A Southern lawyer of prominence re­ barrel down again, he spit every drop on a custom older than Christianity, seems to us too fantastic for belief. cently went to Chicago to become gen­ | 726 COOKMAN AVE. ASBURY PARK, N. J. § That a collector will cheerfully give of the liquor out of his mouth. That and enduring in places, travelers may eral counsel for a big lumber company. goes to show how strong Mr. Lincoln tell us, to this day, says the London for Dickens’ “Christmas Carol” with Having been reared in Kentucky, and Telephone 2000 was tn his arms and also how strong Chronicle. The Jews had no real cal­ the “Stave I” double what he will pay being an old-fashioned Democrat, he temperance he was.” endar, but depended for the Inaugura­ for the “Stave One” issue, both first rather prides himself on the fact that Uncle Noah would have continued, tion of the feasts of trumpets, which editions, would appear to qualify that he has always lived In a state of Jef­ but he made a fatal pause, and Cyrus began with the advent of the new collector for a blank page sojourn in fersonian and Jacksonian simplicity. Pelton got the floor. moon, upon actual observance of the an asylum. Yet these are among the After the family had moved North “I had an uncle, on my mother’s crescent. Jews watched, with reward mournful manifestations of the dis­ and taken a home, it was decided that Bide,” he said, “that I guess was full in view, for the coming of the new ease.—Stanley K. Wilson in New York the household wyould not be complete BORTON BROS. as strong in his arms as ever Mr. Lin­ moon, as our sailors watch for the ap­ Sun. without a butler. An advertisement coln was, and even stronger in tem­ pearance of a periscope. Immediately was Inserted in the paper inviting ap­ T H E VERY BEST IN perance. He was a blacksmith in the they saw it they hied them to the high WHEN SNAKES ARE POISONOUS plicants to call. Almost the first to town of Industry. priest at Jerusalem. They were per­ answer the advertisement was a dap­ Staple and Fancy Groceries “One time, when I was a small boy, mitted to travel even on the Sabbath per negro. His references proving sat­ Grocers Reptiles That Are Dangerous Have Hiram Quint, one of Uncle Life’s near for the purpose. Now the testimony isfactory, it seemed probable that he A LL KINDS OF TABLE DELICACIES C A R R IE D IN STOCK neighbors, was building a big barn, and must be not only that of men of repu­ Diamond-Shaped Heads, Much would be engaged. Longer at Jawbone Than Neck. he bad asked a lot of men to the rais­ tation ; it must be that of men who had “Does you ’spect me to wear mah - PROMP1 ing. seen the phenomenon with the naked full dress suit ever night at dinner?” Strictly Fresh Eggs and Butter Dellvey Servicc Poisonous snakes have a diamond­ 1 “In those days almost everyone eye. The appearance of the moon must he asked. drank hard cider, and thought nothing not be noted as reflected In a stream, shaped head, about four times larger “Well, no,” answered the lawyer. Ninth Avenue F Street, belm ar, n. j. of it, but Uncle Life was dead set nor through clouds, nor through glass. at the jawbone than at the neck. They “Oq nights when wre have company I’d also have blunt tai^. Nonpoisonous against it. When he came along that That vitiated the value of testimony like for you to let me wear it.”—Sat­ snakes have sharp heads, which are day and saw the big barrel of cider and precluded possibility of reward. urday Evening Post that Mr. Quint had provided for re­ Travelers from the East, possibly Cru­ nearly the same size at the neck, and freshment, he says, ‘Hiram, your rais­ saders, brought the story to the West, sharp tails. All snakes, however, are FOR SALE where it remains “unlucky” to see the poisonous during the “shedding” peri­ Old Age. ing would come on full as well, and The Youth who sees the feeble Sire some chaps here would be better off, new moon through glass. od of seven days. They go blind two days before shedding. and sighs: “Ah, shall the years con- The up-to-date cottage located !f you would carry that cider down to | spire to bring me adhes and fretful tbs brook and dump it.’ The Gila (pronounced heela) mon­ The “Cork Convent." ster is so called on account of being | moans and halting gait and palsied “I saw Hiram wink at the bystand­ A striking curiosity near Cintra, found near the Gila river in Arizona bones? Shall I go grumbling on my ers, and says he, ‘I'm hardly strong Portugal, says a writer in the Wide and New Mexico, says the World- way, unmindful of the golden day, as 804 Ocean Ave. enough. But if you are,’ says he, World, is an ancient convent built Wide Magazine. Its bite is deadly, and glum as yon old bearded guy shall I be ‘you’re at liberty to do it.’ partially in the interior of an Immense AT A SACRIFICE it is much feared by the Indians, as no bent and gray, shall I, who ‘feel my life “ ‘All right,’ says Uncle Life, and he rock. The convent Is situated in a remedy Is known for the bite. They In every limb’ some day have eyes as made for his blacksmith shop. In a very Isolated spot, and was formerly few minutes back he came, bringing a are very peculiar creatures, having the blear and dim?” The Youth who thus DILDINE & DILDINE surrounded by a dense wood of cork will muse, ah me! how very seldom horseshoe that he had hammered out trees. The convent is known as the shape of a large lizard, with feet 621 TENTH AVENUE BELMAR, N. J. in such a way that he could make the marked like those of a monkey. Some I do we see. The heat of Youth but sel­ Convento da Cortica, or “Cork Con­ dom fears the chills of life’s last win­ heel calks fit into the bunghole of the vent,” for the reason that the monks’ scientists say that the bite of the Gila barrel as it lay there on the ground. monster is not poisonous in itself, but try years. For thus with Youth it often celis, chapel, kitchen and refectory are goes, he seems unwilling to suppose a We are now prepared to write “War Risks;” also Then, with the horseshoe as a hantile, all lined with cork to keep out the that their breath, blown on the wound, he lifted that barrel of cider as if it is fatal. If their breath Is blown on later day will find himself forlorn and damp. From 1560 to 1834 the convent feeble on the shelf. Though many are had been a carpetbag and carried it was inhabited by an order of monks a person with a weak heart the person Rent, Explosion and “Use and Occupancy” Insurance. to the brook and emptied it.” will faint away for an indefinite time. the old he sees and notes their lame known as the Capuchians a remarka­ rheumatic knees, their hairs all sil­ “Now, if you will give me a chance, ble feature of their religion being that, In captivity the Gila monster is fed I should like to put In a word,” said on warm milk and chopped meat every vered o’er and few, their teeth where­ It may be well to be prepared for an EMERGENCY. except on certain occasions, silence with they cannot chew, he sees them Uncle Noah, with a show of impa­ was obligatory. Since 1834, when the six weeks. tience. “It so happened that I was at every day or so, yet somehow never monasteries and convents of Portugal seems to know that he upon a later day the raising of Hiram Quint’s barn-” were dissolved, the convent has not Gen. Funston's “Artillery." HONCE & DuBOIS “I didn’t know that you were ac­ will be as old and bent as they. Yet been occupied, though it is open to In all his campaigns the late Gen­ even so perhaps It’s best, for should quainted in the town of Industry,” said the public, a caretaker residing there eral Funston carried a 45-caliber pjstol Tenth Avenue, Opposite Depot, Belmar, N. J. Cyrus in evident surprise. he wail and smite his chest, for all his for this purpose. that extended from his waist to his sighs and moans and tears he could not John Marvin’s eyes sparkled. “So knee—not a long way, at that. When there was such a raising,” he said. stay the speeding years. He’s wise he came ashore at Vera Cruz to take “Well, that bears out Cy’s story, so When the Railroad Came. who wears a peaceful phiz whatever command of the city, Admirals Fletch­ far. 1 suppose the rest of it was In Thomas Bailey Aldrich’s reminis­ time of life is his.—Illinois State Regis­ equally correct, Uncle Noah?’ cent account of his birthplace, “An Old er and Badger, with their staffs, were ter. SUMMER COTTAGES COUNTRY HOMES drawn up in line to greet him. They “No, it wasn’t,’ replied the old man Town by the Sea,” he remarks that the emphatically; whereupon one of John first train over the Eastern railroad were In white, with shining swords and accoutrements. The general was A Misunderstanding. Marvin’s rare smiles lighted up his from Boston to Portsmouth “fan over “May,” said a lady to her servant, in his olive drab uniform without a grim features. and killed—local character.” Till then “I am very tired, and am going to lie FERDINAND KIENLE blouse, and had his enormous pistol “Now, I always try to be accurate,” Portsmouth had been a happily se­ down for awhile. If I should happen strapped to his waist. said Cyrus, hitching uneasily In his cluded community, with the courage of to drop off call me at five.” “Yes, cnalr, “but I was only a little shaver its seclusion. To many of Its Inhab­ The British consul was there with Real Estate and Farm Specialist his staff, too, and, failing to see any ma’am.” replied the doubtful maid. at the time, and mebbe my recollection itants, content In their isolation, Bos­ The lady lay down on the couch, closed if a little at fault.” ton was thousands of miles distant In resplendent officer with gold and lace, 1211 River Road, Belmar, New Jersey he asked: “Where is the general? Is her eyes, and was soon in the land of “No, you were wrong, Cy,” said effect, although only 56 miles away by dreams. She was awakened by the Uncle Noah firmly. “When you broke geographic measurement. Their Ports­ he the little Chinaman at the head of the column, or is that just an American clock striking six. “May, why didn’t in on me. I was about to tell the story, mouth was the center of their earth, you call me at five, as I told you to and tell it as ’twns. It wasn’t a barrel and the invasion of a railroad with Its artillery regiment?” General Funston often told the storv himself. do?” she said to the maid, indignantly. of cider that your uncle carried down daily trains brought within their bor­ “Well, ma’am, you told me to call you and dumped in the brook in the way ders undesirable stir and bustle and If you dropped off. I looked in at INSURANCE BONDS REAL ESTATE and manner that you described it. It unwelcome visitors. The entrance of Digestibility of Cheese. five, and you hadn’t droped off at all. was two barrels of cider—ono in each the railroad train was in fact the be­ In Investigating the digestibility of You were lying on the couch fast hand.”—Youth’s Companion. ginning of a new era for Portsmouth, cheese it has been shown that much asleep I” List your Cottages and Bungalows for rent as It has been for many another plate.” depends on the special physical char­ Rapid Spread of Influenza, acteristics of the food. All fat cheeses with me: I will secure the renters Two causes, unfortunately, combine are said to be dissolved and digested Antiquity. Second French Revolution. Antiquity! thou wondrous charm, to promote the rapid diffusion of in­ The French revolution of 1848 Is with great rapidity, because of the fluenza: The disease is infectious at molecules of the casein—the nitrogen­ what art thou? that, being nothing, art c h a s j m c c o n n e l l sometimes called the second revolu­ everything! When thou were, thou . . . a very early stage, and the period of ous part of the cheese—are separated tion, the first having been that of 1789, were not antiquity—then thou wert incubation is brief, rarely exceeding only by the fat, and so the gastric juice resulting in the establishment of a re­ nothing, but hudst a remoter antiquity, three days, as compared with ten days can attack a large surface of the 806 F Street, Belmar public which was followed by the em­ in the case of smallpox. If a man cheese at one time. Whether the cheese as thou calledst it, to look back to with pire under Napoleon I, and this in catches smallpox he will probably in­ be hard or soft does not appear to in­ blind veneration; thou thyself being to fect nobody for about ten days, since turn by the restoration of the Bourbon thyself flat, jejune, modern! What mys­ dynasty. The revolution of 1848 re­ fluence digestion, and there is no con­ that disease is scarcely, if at all, infec­ nection between the digestibility and tery lurks in this retroversion? or what sulted in the abdication and banish­ tious during incubation. But with in­ the percentage of water present in the half Januses are we, that cannot look ment of King Louis Philippe, the forward with the same idolatry with fluenza he may be the third day, before cheese. INSURANCE MORTGAGES REAL ESTATE the nature of his malady Is recognized, proclamation of a republic, the elec­ which we forever revert! The mighty pass it on to half a dozen of his tion of Louis Napoleon as president, future is as nothing, being everything! The Schoolgirl's Mind. friends, each of whom will repeat the and later the establishment of the em­ the past is everything, being nothing! N E I L . H. MILLER operation, and thus by the ninth day pire with him as emperor under the The mind of a schoolgirl does not ---Charles Lamb. 708 NINTH AVENUE BELMAR, IN. J. there will be exactly 216 cases title of Napoleon III. This resolution proceed like the mind of an adult; it urislng from this single one.—London w’as not accompanied by extensive Imitates the motions of a grasshopper. The Business Which F^ir Dealings Built It sings in the summer, it dances in Worthy Sentiments. Chronicle. military operations, but there was I say that generous and patriotic A GOOD HOME is the Best Legacy ever left One’s Family. Why the winter, it transforms values, it heavy fighting in Paris in which sev­ sentiments, sentiments which prepare doubts axioms, it is dogmatic upon im­ not own your own home? A South American Switzerland. eral thousand persons were killed. us to serve our country, to live for our possibilities or what seem such to the We can help you to secure a home. Bolivia, South America, the country country, to die for our country, feelings adult mind, it compresses dreams into Is your property properly protected with good Insurance? of Andean heights, torrid valleys, and A Total Wreck. like those which carried Prescott and a creed, it has intuitions like the flash We can give you valuable information on the subject. freezing plateau—a South American “What a smash-up that was of Jim’s, Warren and Putnam to the buttle field, of an electric candle, or it plays the Switzerland that perhaps never will be when he ran his motorcycle with his are good—good, humanly speaking, of Commissioner of Deeds Conveyancing Notary Public bat, shuts its eyes tight in broad day­ liberally provided with hotels for tour­ fiancee on the back seat, into a lamp­ the highest order. It is good to have ists, has a total of just 153 automo­ light, folds Its wings, hooks on to any post.” convenient excuse, and goes fast them, good to encourage them, good biles within its confines. And almost “Yes, everything was broken; even asleep.—H. D. Sedgwick in the Atlan­ to honor them, good to commemorate all of these machines have been the engagement.” them.—Edward Everett. Commercial Printing Done at Advertiser Office brought Into the country since 1915. tic. PAGE FOUR THE COAST ADVERTISER, BELMAR, N. J. FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 7, 1917.

This schedule is ordered by C. N. THE COAST ADVERTISER Kendall, Commissioner of Education, in compliance with the physical BELMAR’S MEN IN THE U. S. SERVICE (Incorporated with the Coast Echo) training law' which was enacted by Do Your Shopping at F. S. Berggren H. C. Higgins the Legislature at the last session. The following is a list of the Belmar men, both permanent and summer BERGGREN & HIGGINS Its object is to make children of the residents, who are in active service in some branch of the national force. Editors and Publishers public schools physically fit now It is the intention of The Advertiser to publish a revised list each week and physically fit later when they during the war. In order that we may keep this list correct we appeal to Publication Office and Plant are men and women. The law was Cook’s Bee Hive 704 Ninth Avenue, Belmar, N. J. our friends to inform us of any change in rank, regiment or fate of the ’Phone 580-M passed writh practical unanimity by soldier. The summer residents have been indicated thus (N. Y. City):— both houses of the Legislature. Entered as second-class matter This law is the fullest recognition Army. Wilbur H. Simpson, 117tli (1st N. Department Store Augustus P. Blocksom, (U. S. A.) February 25, 1908, at the post office of the value of physical training in J.) San. Train 42d Div. at Belmar, N. J., under the Act of Maj. Gen. 34th Div. Charles Measure, 117th (1st N. J.) Where you will find a complete stock of Summer Congress of March 3, 1879. public schools found in any Amer­ Fred W. Sladen (U. S. A.) Col. N. J.) San Train 42d Div. ican State. The effect of it upon the Inf. Rodger Simms (Montclair) 7th N. Goods in the various lines . Subscription Rate citizenship of the state wTill be far Henry Slocum Wagner (U. S. A.) Y. Inf. One Y e a r ...... $1.00 reaching,, and as beneficial as it is Lieut.-Col. Inf. Courtney Stone (N. Y. City) 7th Dress Goods, White Goods, Millinery Edw'ard Glass, (U. S. A.) Capt. Cav. N. Y. Inf. (Strictly in Advance) far reaching. It affords all of us Single C o p y ...... 3 cents William A. Newbold, 1st Lieut. ! Alfred Hoehn (N. Y. City) 7th N. Underwear, Hosiery, Fancy Goods, Notions, an opportunity for substantial pub­ Med. O. R. C. Y. Inf. Advertising Rates on Application. lic service. Henry D. Scudder, Jr., 1st Lieut. San. Train 42d Div. Ladies’ Suits, Dresses, Waists, This law expresses the popular N. J. Signal Corps. Brace Estelle, Co. A, 1st N. J. Cav. James D. Tremble (Jersey City) All commnuications, advertise­ will that the children and youth of Franklin Morris, Cav. Men’s and Boys’ Clothing, Hats and Caps ments, or other matter to be guaran­ 1st Lieut. 4th N. J. Inf. Edward Herman, Cav. teed proper insertion, MUST be the state should be so trained that Ripley Quinby (E. Orange) 1st Ennis Pierce, N. Y. Ammunition Men’s Furnishings, Shoes, handed in not later than noon on physical vigor should be a support Lieut., C. A. O. R. C. train. Wednesday of each week. for their intellectual life, their spir­ Jay Sterner, 1st Lieut. Inf. O. R. C. Charles Roll, (Plainfield) N. Y. Bathing Suits and all Accessories J. Donald Sterner, 2nd Lieut. I. M. Signal Corps. All notices of entertainments by itual life, their industrial life, and churches, societies, etc., at which an N. A. Edward Eilert (N. Y. City) Quar. House Furnishings admission fee is charged, for resolu­ last but by no means least, for Iheir Karl Hardigan (Newark) 2nd ■ Corps. tions of organizations in cases of civic and patriotic life. Lieut. Eng. O. R. C. i Burr Cook (Newark) Ambulance death of members, or similar read­ Commissioner Kendall says: “He A. C. M. Azoy, Jr., (E. Orange) 2nd j Corps. Lieut. C. A. O. R. C. i Raymond Hunter (Brooklyn) Am­ ing matter which is not in the form whose blood is red, whose muscles of general news will be charged for Claude C.'Newberry, 2nd Lieut. bulance Corps. at the rate of five cents per line for are hard, whose sleep is sound, F. A. O. R. C. Lefferts Brown (N. Y. C.) Ambu­ COOK’S BEE HIVE each insertion. whose digestion is good, whose pos­ Paul Coster, Jr., (N. Y. City) Pz-ov. lance Corps. Legal Notices—The Coast Adver­ ture is erect, whose step is elastic, 2nd Lieut. Inf. U. S. A. Harold Hoffman, Aviation Corps. Harold Rothchild (Newark) 29tn George Bryce (Newark) Aviation Avenue' and Main Street Asbury Park, INI. J. tiser is a legal newspaper, and as whose endurance is lasting, and such, is the proper medium for all Div. Hq. and Military Police. Corps. legal notices. Seme advertisements whose nerves are steady, has just so Robert G. Thickstun (Plainfield) Navy. belong to us by law, while with many resources in life. Physical 29th Div. Hq. and Military Police. Marion Y. Cohn, (U. S. N.) Lieut. many others it is optional with the vigor and soundness contribute to Harry W. Crawford (New York'- Submarine Service. Corp. 1st N. Y. F. A. Roy Bloodgood, Navy. party interested as to what paper happiness, to accomplishment and to shall publish them. Francis M. Porch, Battery E., N. J. Edgar Benton, Navy. service to society, to state and to F. A. Charles Conklin, Navy. J. Davis Scudder, Co. C., N. J. Sig­ Rodger Conklin, Navy. News Items of Local and Personal country.” The Commissioner expresses a nal corps. Wildfick II. Dildine, Navy. The GLOW GASTEAM Radiator I Interest Invited Jay C. Pridham, Co. H. 3rd N. J Harold Heulitt, Navy. hope that the time may soon come Inf. Frank Riddle, Navy. Steam Heat without Coal, Using Gas for Fuel 3C FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 7, 1917. when the state will provide adequate Albert Gifford, Co. II. 3rd N. J. Inf. Richard Marron, Navy. (AUTOMATIC REGULATION) (xpert supervision of physical train­ Edward Sherman, Co. H. 3rd. N. J. Albert Studeman, Navy. ing and other health activities of Inf. 1>Iward Conover, Naval Reserve. Warren Stevens, Co. H. 3rd' N. J. Charles Wagner (N. Y. City) N. pupils. He says: “Such supervis­ Inf. Y. Nav. Res. ion should be intelligent, construct­ Lindley Morris, Sergt. Co. C. C. A. Warner I.' Cubberley (Roanoke) Eliminate the boiler ive, 'pathetic. Without it, however, Res. Marine Res. Corps. and central heating plant. and in the meantime, let each teacher do his part and use his energies in HARD TASK FOR INVENTORS Heat when and where such a way that the physical train­ :o: you want it. & ing law may be another reason for NO KANOS, WORKS American Public Looks Confidently to 8 the usefulness of the schools to the Men of Science for Device to End commonwealth, in the service of Submarine Menace. which it is our privilege to be en­ Maimed Soldier Goes Home and Our representative I gaged.” The newspaper inventor has been Learns to Do Things. having the time of his life recently, will be glad to go over owing to the very unwise chatter of SI THE ADVERTISER CALENDAR. certain worthy gentlemen who ought our proposition with you. 8 Designs and Manufactures Apparatus to know better, says Electrical World. No obligation en­ ****************** September 7—Sun rises at 5.33, Which Enable Him Almost to The submarine menace is one which is sets at 6.22. Length of day, 12h., Ignore His Mutilation. not lightly to be estimated. The cam­ tailed. Just drop us a *. Reading’ furnishes the . * 49m. Moon’s phases: 8th, last paign against England has been, al­ 5 *. •* quarter; 16th, new moon; 24th, first One French farm is being cultivated though far from decisive, unpleasantly line or Telephone. ft *. mind only with materials of . * quarter; 30th, full moon. Mars, by a former soldier who lost both successful, and it is with great glad­ Jupiter and Saturn are morning stars. hands iu the war. Jean Baptiste Led- ness that we learn the active co-opera­ s * .* tion of a United States squadron in *. knowledge; it is thinking .* Venus is an evening star. rans is tne man who has overcome this handicap. When war was declared endeavoring to suppress it, but no good *. •* 1 Tide Table for September. Ledrans was a young handy mechanic, is done by premature announcements THE COAST GAS COMPANY *. makes what we read ours. High Water. Low Water accustomed to repairing plows and regarding the great things which Yan­ 709 9th Ave., Belmar Phone 534 Belmar * Day. Date. A.M. P.M. A.M. P.M. reapers. At the call to arms he re­ kee ingenuity is about to do in the 50 Main Avenue, Ocean Grove Arnold Avenue, Point Pleasant & *. — Locke. Sat. 1— 6.53 7.15 112.50 1.07 way of suppressing the submarines. 9_ joined his battery as a cavalry ser­ Phone 234-W Asbury Phone 128 Point Pleasant jjl Sun. 7.43 8.15 | 1.36 2.01 geant. He distinguished himself by We have abiding confidence, born Mon. 3— 8.30 8.53 ! O 92 2.48 of long experience, in the resourceful­ ****** Tues. 4— 9.17 9.43 1 3.41 manning a bomb mortar and advancing Bo with the infantry to the attack of a ness of the American inventor. In this Wed. .5— 10.10 10.35 I 3.58 4.35 case, however, he has set before him HEART’S YEARNINGS Thurs. 6— 11.03 11.28 I 4.48 5.28 strong redoubt. This exploit earned Fri. 7— 11.57 ...... 1 5.41 6.27 him the rank of underlieutenant. for quick solution by far the most Sat. 8— 12.28 12.57 ! 6.39 7.29 After fighting safely through many serious task that has ever confronted Like tides on a crescent sea beach, the engineering profession. The pub­ When the moon is new and thin, Sun. 9— 1.28 1.57 1 7.42 8.31 battles, Ledrans was wounded near Ar­ sbury ark and cean rove ank Mon. lO- 2.28 2.57 8.45 9.30 ras and upon his recovery was trans­ lic looks blindly for help in some mys­ A P O G B Into our hearts high yearnings l l — 3.32 3.54 9.44 10.23 Come rolling and rushing in— Tues. ferred to the infantry, says a corre­ terious way from electrical devices of ------ASBURY PARK, N. J______Wed. 12— 4.24 4.45 10.35 11.08 one kind or another. Electricity is still Come frojn'the mystic ocean spondent of the Chicago News, lu his T H E STRENGTH OF THIS BANK Whose rim no foot has trod— Thurs. 13— 5.07 5.39 11.23 a name with which to conjure, so that Fri. 14— 5.52 6.10 11.51 12.05 new position the young underofficer, LIES NOT ONLY IN ITS Some of us call them longings because*of his mechanical ability, was the man in the street will swallow, And others call them—God. Sat. 15— 6.31 6.49 112.28 12.47 hook, bait and sinker, almost anything CAPITAL Sun. 1 fi­ 7.09 7.25 1 1.06 1.25 assigned to the grenade section, where that is thrown out to him in the way SUBPLUS Mon. 7.44 8.01 1 1.40 2.03 he soon became proficient. Finally n­ of an electrical promise. AND THE PRESIDENT’S REPLY Tues. is— 8.17 8.34 ! 2.13 2.38 he became an instructor. UNDIVIDED $500,000“ Now, it is only fair to American en­ Wed. 19— 8.59 9.10 2.43 3.15 PROFITS Thurs. 20— 9.24 9.45 3.14 3.53 It was while instructing some young gineers to state that a number of de­ There is no quibbling, no uncer­ Fri. 21— 10.02 10.26 3.47 4.37 soldiers, about to leave for the front, vices tending to the suppression of AND tainty in President Wilson’s reply to Sat. 22— 10.47 11.19 4.27 5.24 that Ledrans received his terrible submarines have been suggested, inves­ RESOURCES OF 1 5.20 6.32 wounds. A new recruit produced an $2,500,00000 the Pope’s plan for peace. It was Sun. 23— 11.45 tigated and tried. Some of them are to the point and it echoes the sen­ Mon. 24— 12.26 12.55' 6.32 7.41 experimental grenade from his pocket regarded as very promising, well worth 1.40 2.07 7.50 8.47 BUT ALSO IN THE CHARACTER AND FINANCIAL RESPONSI- Tues. 25— and gave it to Ledrans. The instructor prompt experimentation on a consid­ timent of the rank and file of the Wed. 26— 2.48 3.15 9.02 9.47 BILITY OF THE MEN BY WHOM ITS AFFAIRS ARE DIRECTED American people. The president 10.42 began his lesson, releasing the fuse erable scale.^ Others give ijttlj hope of Tlnirs. 27— 3.53 4.15 10.08 lighter which, unfortunately, was con­ wants peace, the American people Fri. 28— 4.49 5.08 11.06 11.34 success, and while not fit for utter Officers: Directors: nected with a loaded grenade, and not T. Frank Appleby want peace, but they want lasting Sat. 29— 5.40 6.15 12.00 ...... abandonment, cannot be considered as HENRY C. WINSOR, Pres. Sun. 30— 6.31 6.51 12.25 12.51 Aaron E. Ballard peace and it can never come until likely Jo relieve thg situgtiQIJt J 1# C. C. CLAYTON, Vice-Pres. Cornelius C. Clayton much is certain, that whoever shall H. A. WATSON, Cashier. W. Harvey Jones the German government is brought The Week in History. ing several others. Ledrans was possess a thoroughly effective method to its knees. Just as the president F. M. MILLER, Asst. Cashier, I. R. Taylor September 7—-Garibaldi entered wounded in five places; a rib broken, of fighting submarines will be the last Henry C. Windsor says: “Germany cannot be trusted.” Naples, 1860. right eye put out, one eardrum pierced man in the United States to talk about We cannot trust a class of rulers and his two hands carried away. it, for obvious patriotic reasons. who are already looking beyond the September 8—Galveston flood, This was in i016. In spite of his In­ [\lovel Recruiting Signs. terms of peace and planning what 1900. juries, Ledrans’ fiancee remained faith­ they will do in the next war. Such ful, and two months later received a In a Fecrultlntt station In lower letter written b£ her future husband. Broadway in New York is~a device v? a nation must be conquered if de­ September 9—John Bovle O’Reilly mocracy is to live. Germany may In January,' 1917, they were married show passersby how they look in uni­ died, 1890. and Ledrans is now cultivating his form. It is a figure in khaki, stuffed yet become the dominant power in father-in-law’s farm. with excelsior and set up to stand at | Belmar Meat Markel I Europe, but the end will never be September 10—Battle Lake Erie, Putting his ingenuity to practical "attention.” Between the collar and achieved by force of arms, but by 1813. use, the former soldier has been able to cap is placed an oval shaving mirror, superior efficiency in the arts of design and build apparatus which en­ the size and general shape of your J. C. WISSEMANN, Propf. peace. The law of nature holds, that September 11—Hudson River dis­ able him almost to ignore his mutila­ face. By peering into it you 'sill see the nation which is most just and covered, 1609. tion. He can hitch up and drive a yourself clad in good, honest khaki, most humane shall prevail. horse, driving by sitting on the loop Except for a wholesome tan nnd a ! No nation ever entered a great September 12—Spanish protocol of the lines and guiding with his ar­ more determined expression, that is PRIME MEATS war with less of personal animosity ranged forearms. He can load and the way you would look in uniform. signed, 1898. On the figure is hung this placard: against the foe than the American unload the wagon, care for the horse "Our hat’s in the ring. Come in and AND POULTRY army enters this one. It is against and manage a team as well. The whip I September 13—Battle of Chapulte- passes through a ring in the right arm put one on.” Another poster urges a system of government, against cer­ pec, 1847. equipment. the necessity of enlisting. It reads: tain political principles, that we By means of a special harness Led­ "Come across, or Germany will.” Still have taken up arms and the thought­ Phone 666 80P F Street Belmar, N, J. Apple Fruit of Many Uses. rans can work in the fields as well as another contains this blithe call to ful people of this nation, we be­ There is no fruit that; lends itself anyone. A steel plate strapped on the arms: “What Burns said in 1782 is lieve, do not want to see Germany to so many varied uses as the apple. body, and supplemented with leathers good for 1917; Oh, why the deuce crushed other than that this war It may be evaporated or dried and for the arms, support the interchange­ should I repine, and be an ill forboder? shall end in abiding peace which, kept an indefinite period and then able tools which are needed to per­ Am twenty-three and 5 feet 9—I’ll go let us hope, will be assured. Mili­ cooked in much the same way as form various operations of farm work. and be a sodger.” tarists have always smiled at the fresh fruit. There are also many by­ On the left arm is carried a ring Japan's Shipbuilding. dreamer’s vision of a warless world. products. The juice Is pressed and through which the handle of the rake Open Day and Night Telephone 577 used according to its age and stages or shovel slides like through the hand. Nowhere, perhaps, is the effect of David Lloyd George may be a The right arm is equipped with a sock­ the war upon Japan more patent than dreamer, but we hope his predic­ of fermentation as sweet cider, hara cider or vinegar. The whole apple et and set screws in which the tools in her great naval yards at Yokosuka; THEODORE H. BENNETT tion recently uttered may come true: and even the parings from the evap­ can be placed and fixed. There is a nowhere does the strength and magni­ “Today we are waging the most dev­ orators are used for apple butter, jel­ complete assortment of farm tools and tude of her ambitions find more cogent Undertaker &Licensed Embalmer astating war the world has ever lies, jams, etc., and in recent years special hooks. demonstration. The possessors of an seen. Tomorrow, to-morrow, not the culls and cores from the evapo­ The farm work done, the brave ex­ island empire, the statesmen of Japan Adaline A. Bennett and Louise T. Bennett. perhaps distant to-morrow, wTar may rators have been dried and sold for soldier takes off his “working arms,” have not been slow to recognize the Assistant Embalmers be abolished forever from the cate­ $4 a ton for export to Europe and re­ and his wife adjusts a pair of elastic value of a strong navy and a powerful Motor and Horse-drawn Vehicles. gory of human crimes.” turned to- us later in the form of gloves which accommodate the smaller and numerous mercantile marine. Un­ Uigh priced wines.” articles of daily use. With these gloves der a system of shipbuilding and ship- Office, 710 Ninth Avenue Belmar, N. J. Ledrans can write, shave, eat and running bounties, her merchant ship­ PHYSICAL TRAINING dress himself. He drinks by taking the ping has made huge strides; and the To Be Kept Mum. cup between the two elastic gloves. 'advocates of state aid, in return under In another column is printed the “That was a homely woman I saw Combing his liair, brushing his teeth certain circumstances for state con­ schedule for physical training in you with last night.” and adjusting his collar become simple j trol, may point confidently to the suc­ New Jersey schools in as far as it “Don’t tell my wife.” operations to this injured man, who cessful transportation of troops in affects the Belmar Public school. “She didn’t know about It, eh?” has solved, for himself, one of the time of war in justification of their The Best in J o b Printing “Oh, yes; she was'the woman.” great problems of the war. policy. . FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 7, 1917. THE COAST ADVERTISER, BELMAR, N. J. PAGE FIVE

PHYSICAL EDUCATION NOT ALL HEROES AT FRONT CURED BY SERVICE IN ARMY j meeting will be held Friday nighl, song service from 7 to 8 and preach­ commencing at 8 o’clock. ing at 8 p.m. Prayer meeting Commissioner Kendall Outlines BRAIN AND BRAWN Manus Duggan, Twenty-Yea.-Old Confederate V eteran, Condemned by Wednesday evening at 8 o’clock. Course in Physical Training Which I Irish Lad, Saves 25 Miners, but Doctor to Die in Six Months, Wilson’s Tabernacle. Applies to Belmar School. Loses His Own Life. Alive and Hearty at 77. Avon M. P. Church Rev. Charles Wilson, pastor. Ser­ When Human Intelligence T ri­ Sunday morning worship at 10.45. Not all the deeds of bravery are in “It is a curious thing how war serv­ vices every Sunday afternoon at 3 In accordance with the provisions Preaching by the pastor, Rev. C. R. umphed Over Brute Force. the war zone. When a fire in the ice has been the making of many a o’clock, song service at 7.30 and of Chapter 107, P. L. 1917, popularly j Blades. Sabbath School at 9.45 a.m. Speculator mine, near Butte, Mont., en­ man in a physical sense,” remarked evening worship at 8 o’clock. Meet- known as the Physical Training law, j Evening service at 7.30. Mid-week tombed several hundred men and Maj. W. B. Howard of New Orleans, ng every Thursday night at 8 o’clock. C. N. Kendall, Commissioner of Edu­ Lesson Is Drawn From an Interesting brought death to. 145 others, a twenty- a Confederate veteran. “When I went service, Wednesday evening at 7.30 cation, has outlines courses of study Battle of W its Between Ohioan year-old Irish lad named Manus Dug­ into the Confederate army my doctor p.m. covering the work to be done in the and a Great Big Bull. gan, known as a “nipper boy,” or tool told me that I had tuberculosis and Union Baptist Church. public schools of the state. boy, saved 25 miners by his coolness the chances were against my living for At the Union Baptist church, Lake Como M. P. Church. The time to be devoted to physical One of those unfortunate things that and self-sacrifice. But he paid for de­ six months longer. I was weak and Sixteenth avenue and F street, Sun­ Como Church will have a service training, shall aggregate at least two It would have been interesting to see, votion to duty with his life. His body emaciated to a painful degree, and I day, Rev. G. W. Warnton will of special interest Sunday. Morning and one-half hours in each school as long as It had to happen anyway, was taken from the mine five days had not the remotest doubt but that conduct both the morning and even- subject, “A Farmer’s Advice.” Even­ later. my doctor had made a true prophecy. week, and in compliance with this Is reported by the Hicksville Tribune, | ing services. Morning worship begins ! ing subject, “The Great Game.” All order the Board of Education of Bel­ which relates a rather disconcerting When the first flash of flames, smoke “I had made up my mind to join at 11 o’clock. Sunday school at 2.30, General Lee’s army anyway, and, after ball players and fans invited. mar Public school has established a experience which recently befell Joe and deadly gas cut off all retreat from Spire, the prominent man of peace of the mine, Duggan was caught with a the mournful diagnosis of the physi­ schedule of school hours which will Farmer township. Mr. Spire, who is a number of companions in a distant tun­ cian, I was doubly anxious to go to ^6Q08csoooeseeeooK6c0609goosooooso9099osooooogoso lengthen each day’s sessions thirty great lover of nature In all her variant nel. Reared in the mines at Butte, the front. ‘If I am going to die of minutes. moods, was enjoying a delightful day he knew every nook and turn in the disease,’ thought I, ‘it were just as There are two courses which will afield, trudging musingly along with underground workings. He guided a well to have my existence terminated apply to the local school, one for nothing further from his mind than party of miners through the tunnels to by a Yankee bullet.’ Lo and behold! huge and voracious bulls, when sud­ a spot comparatively free from gas here I am now a sprightly old man of Bathers’ grades 1 to 5, inclusive, and the other physical education for the first grpup denly, emerging from a spinney upon and fire. There he constructed a tem­ seventy-seven and with no idea of will include hygiene, and corrective, a fallow moorland, or haugh, he sud­ porary bulwark. He had few timbers shuffling off the mortal coil for at educational and recreative exercises. denly and quite against his will found at hand, and principally put off the least another decade. That four years’ himself face to face with one of these It is a course in hygiene and safety fire’s approach by building a wall of service in the Confederate army made Outfits vast creatures. dirt, rocks and clothing taken from his me healthy and robust, and my experi­ and as planned relates to the indi­ companions and the bodies of those ence was that of many another weak­ vidual and the community. Mr. Spire, always a quick thinker, formulated his plan of attack at once, who already had fallen victims to the, ling. Life in the open air and sun­ Let us fit you out for bathing, in our line of bathing The time schedule for the two and without the loss of an instant was fire. As fast as one temporary wall shine beats all the medicine In the suits, you are sure to find what you need. courses is divided as follows: Daily in full strategic retreat, double-quick­ was thus constructed, lie fell back with world, and you will find that the boys drills, setting-up exercises and pos­ ing as lover of nature never double- his charges and built another. He who come back from the battlefields Bathing Suits for men from $1.50 up. ture exercises, thirty minutes a quicked before in a beeline ^or an ap­ finally directed the party to a point of Europe, if any of them go over ■week; marching, gymnastics and parently stout and dependable barbed | whore their rescue was effected by there, will return much better speci­ Bathing Suits for womeri all the latest styles at the miners from above. Whether the boy games. 100 minutes a week; hygiene, wire fence at no great distance as mens of physical manhood than when very best prices. twenty minutes a week. distances are measured under normal turned back to seek others or was they went.” conditions. Meanwhile our bull, also overcome while building his last de­ Bathing Suits for all the little ones. The Commissioner offers as a sug­ fense against the rapidly approaching gestion that the distribution of the a quick thinker, had formulated his A Similarity. plan also, and, swiftly putting it into flames and gas, no one seems to know. Bathing Shoes for men and women. different phases in grades 7 and 8 be “A practical politician Is like a effect, almost immediately head- But he died at his post and his body street monkey in one respect.” divided as follows: Posture,. ;two downed, tail-upped, snorted, pawed, was buried among the victims of the “What is that?” three-minute periods each day; gym­ bellowed and was in full cry. grim tragedy. “Both have 'to have an organ to sup­ Campers’ Outfits Complete nastics, fifteen minutes on each Tues­ It was a wonderful race, human in­ But what he did will never perish port them.” day and Thursday; rhuthmic exer­ telligence against brute strength, and, from the memory of 25 men who owe cises, ten minutes each on Monday as is customary in such cases, human their lives to the “nipper boy,” Manus Oil Stoves, all sizes, Ovens, Cooking Utensils of al and Wednesday; games, fifteen min- inte'iiyence won, Slipping desperately Duggan. minutes on Friday. through the barbed wire entanglements kinds, Cots and Cot Pads, Camp Stools, Hammocks just as brute strength’s hot breath be­ A Vermont Genius. I Among the Churches 1 Lawn Settees and Lawn Sets. gan to make itself felt on his rear New England, if we may accept the breadth. Lulled to a false sense of testimony of the Harwlek (Vermont) Gazette, will not let itself be outdone St. Rose’s Catholic Church. Avon Happenings Security by the position of the fence, St. Rose’s Catholic.—Seventh av- Mr. Spire now began to resume his by ancient Greece. Zeuxis, who paint­ Tennis Goods of utes each on Monday and Wednes­ pleasant communion with nature when ed grapes so naturally that the birds eune and E street. Rev. Wm. J. Mc­ day and ten minutes each on Tuesday of a sudden our bull, smarting under came to peck at them, has his worthy Connell, pastor Masses; Sunday all kinds and Thursday; athletics, twenty-five his apparent defeat and resolving not rival in Timothy Tripe, a Bellows Falls morning at 6.15, 7, 8, 9 and 10.30 to be cheated of his prey so easily, took sign painter. o’clock. Mass is also celebrated Anything you want to make the vacation complete (Continued from page 1) up the trail again and shot bodily Tripe completed ajnall-order course in Parish hall Sunday mornings through the slender wire barrier as in sign painting a few days ago, and to at 9.15 o’clock. Masses on First you will find at our store. show his skill, and incidentally to get AVON BRIEFS. if it had not been there at all. Even Friday at 6 and 7.-30 o’clock. so, Mr. Spire did not lose his presence a little free advertising, he painted a Masses on week days at 7.30. Ben- Come in and look our store over board fence on the side of a barn that of mind for one moment, but cleverly I ediction on Sunday at 3 p.m. Bene- Alonzo Brower is out again, after slipped back through the fence at a faced on the main street. It was a we are always glad to see you. being very ill with rheumatism. point a few rods above the gap made success artistically, but it got Tripe in­ ' diction on First Friday at 7.30 p.m. by its grim pursuer, who, profiting by to trouble. | Confession, eves of Holy Days, First Mrs. Niles Miles is entertaining his recent experience, did not pause It looked so natural that several Frid ■ and SaturiTny, 1 to 5.30 and Mrs. G. Hale of Providence, R. I. at all this time, but thundered through farmers skinned their knuckles trying 7.30 to 8.30 p.m. the entanglements, his cruel fangs to hitch their teams to it, and num­ Jean Woodward has returned from never more than three feet to rear­ berless English sparrows wore them­ First Presbyterian Church a visit with relatives in Jacobsfown. ward of our hero’s natty hunting trou­ selves out trying to alight on it. They Rev. Charles Everett, D.D., pastor. sers. would slip down the side of the barn, | Paul C. Taylor | Order of services: Sunday school at hit the ground, assume a worried ex­ Mrs. Secore of Peekskill, N. Y., is And thus the strange battle of brain 10 a.m. Morning worship at 11 against brawn continued indefinitely, pression, and fly away. o’clock, Christian Endeavor service visiting her daughter, Mrs. William as it began to seem to Mr. Spire, brain The climax came recently. Tripe | 808 F St., Belmar, N. J. 1 Spayd. at 7 p.m. and evening service at 7.30. slipping through the, fence and brawn has a vicious bulldog, named Francis Wednesday evening prayer meeting crashing through behind him until at 8______g X. Bushman. The dog chased a hook at 7.45. Mrs. Norah. White of Montclair, is last brain had worked his way to a agent down the street. The stranger, stouter and nontransparent barrier at visiting relatives here and in Brad­ in trying to get away, attempted to First Methodist Church. ley Beach. the extreme edge of the moorland, or jump the fence, and drove his head in­ haugh, and, throwing all his remaining to the barn. He recovered sufficiently At the Methodist churcn, itev. W. E. Ledden, pastor; the order of ser­ The Wonder Shop Exclusive The borough expects to harvest a energies into one last frantic effort, to consult a lawyer, and a lawsuit may clambered over just in time to escape vices Sunday will be: Sunday school ot the Jersey Coast Merchandise bumper crop of potatoes from its result.—Youth’s Companion. the eager and slavering jaws of our at 9.45 a.m. Morning worship at farm next week. colossal beast, who now In very truth How Trenches Are Dug. 10.45 a.m. Vesper service at 7 p.m. was foiled completely. Each man in an officers’ training Micah Levitski and mother of Gar­ We seldom have noted so striking an camp Is given an Intrenching shovel, Twelfth Avenue Baptist Church. < £/■ - field avenue entertained relatives Illustration of the ultimate superiority about the size of a big tablespoon, and Sunday morning the pastor, Rev. 'Over Labor day. of human intelligence to brute force, a small pick. He is expected to dig his although, as Mr. Spire laughingly re­ F. S. Rerggren, will speak on “The trench with those small tools. Each Great Teacher and His Disciples.” In The children of the Home of the marked when our accredited represent­ man must start lying flat on his SI the evening the theme will be Merciful Savior leave Sept. 18 for ative arrived on the scene, the ulti­ stomach and dig himself into the “Christ’s Love to the Young.” The their winter home in Philadelphia. mate sometimes seems an unconscion­ ground. In about two hours an entire T H E . ably long time coming.—Ohio State system of trenches, beginning with the church is taking up the task of rais­ Journal. ing sufficient funds to pay the bal­ Mrs. Mabel Broome entertained her skirmishers’ trench, and ending with the reserve trench, is finished, together ance of its local indebtedness. The Shop That is Different cousins, Mr. and Mrs. Joseph Dennis, with the parapets in front to protect task will be fraught with difficulties, In our Yarn Department we have the finest array of exclusive of New York, over the week-end, That Trousers-Pocket Joke. The feilow who invented that joke the men from the front to protect the but it has started nicely. The pastor models of Sweaters made from the world’s famous Good Shepherd men from the enemy’s fire, and the will not beg from the pulpit. Let­ and Mineva Yarns which we carry in stock. We teach you absolutely X about wives burglarizing the goekets FREE OF CHARGE how to make your sweater to your measure n The Ladies’ Aid society of the of frtencf hlusf)an3 whftethat innocent paradoes behind to keep out pieces of ters and pledge cards have been sent Methodist church had great success bursting shell. After the men have when materials are purchased here, under direct supervision of Emma «s£ and trusting lobster slumbered on should to members. Several have already Louise herself, who is recognized everywhere as an authority on teach­ £ "with their harvest home supper and have had his invention censored before dug their trenches down so they are ing sweater making to measure. She has added another large shop out of range they sometimes get a responded, and contributions have bazaar Thursday night. it was permitted to occupy a place commenced to come. just for the convenience of knitters. I among jokes of that period. For thirty shovel a little larger than their in­ Open evenings. No shop to equal it anywhere. 's i years the latchstring of my small- trenching tool. That helps consider­ A cordial welcome awaits you at the world’s famous exclusive Art Mr. and Mrs. Howard Heulitt are ably, for the intrenching tool takes out First Baptist Church. Needlework Novelty Shop of Quality. entertaining relatives from Camden, change trousers pocket has been dang­ ling from the bedpost and I have yet about a quart of earth with each move­ At the First Baptist church, Ninth also Mrs. Heulitt’s mother, Mrs. ment. Each man carries his intrench­ avenue between C and D streets, We stay open until November Oakerson of Freehold. to record an unaccountable disappear­ ance of loose" coin. I am not always ing tools on his back. vlorning worship begins at 11 o’clock, eager to champion the wife’s cause, Sunday school at 2.30 p.m. and night Sunday morning. Rev. S. J. Arthuf lor that would be robbing married life Love Schedule. service at 8 o’clock. Young people’s Emma Louise Art Shop Girls In love ain’t no use during the ■of the Baptist church had for his of its spice and seasoning, but I must ON THE MAIN ST., Bet. 7th and 8th Aves., BELMAR, N. J. theme “The Test and Token of Dis- and do denounce this jokemonger, this whole blessed week. Sunday’s they’re I looking down the road, expectin’ he’ll Telephone 612 Belmar Trolley and Jitney Pass the Door cipleship” and in the evening “The defamer of our noble' married wom­ NEWARK, N. J. SHOP, 584 BROAD STREET & an. It is quite evident that he was come. Sunday afternoon they can’t Opportunity Grasped.” think of anything else 'cause lie’s here! Comb Sage Tea X not in the habit of bringing home his X week's wages and dumping them into Monday mornings they’re kind of Mrs. Bogart, Miss Bogart and Mrs. sleepy and dreamy, and slimpsy and the lap of her calico apron, as I have Into Gray Hair good for nothing on Tuesday and Wed­ Brooks, who have been stopping at done ever since the fatal knot was nesday, Thursday they yget absent- Mrs. Harry May’s home, have re­ tied. The wise man will not wait to Darkens Beautifully and Restores Its minded and begin to look off toward turned to the city. Mrs. Higgins and be held up. He will fork over the Natural Color and’Lustre at Once Sunday again, an’ mope around and son, Roger, who are also stopping change before the gun is placed against I GREAT CLEARANCE let the dishwater get cold right un­ there, will leave Friday. liis slats. Unless you are willing to Common garden sage brewed into der their noses. Friday they break follow such a course, you should never a heavy tea, with sulphur and alco­ k All our summer merchandise will be sold dishes and go off in the best room have straggled beneath the arch of or­ hol added, w’ill turn gray, streaked at reduced prices in order to make room for a Mrs. Dunlap, who was ill at her and snivel an’ look out of the winder. 8 ange blossoms and pronounced your and faded hair beautifully dark and Lincoln avenue home, is able to be Saturday they have queer spurts of luxuriant. Mixing the Sage Tea and 8 large assortment of Furniture and Furnishings self-conviction.—Cartoons Magazine. out again and took charge of the workln’ like all possessed, an’ spurts Sulphur recipe at home, though, is | which are arriving daily. knitting group at the Bed Cross of frizin’ their hair. An’ Sunday they troublesome. An easier way is to looms Tuesday afternoon. At the Galicia. begin it all over ag’in.—Coopersville get the ready-to-use preparation im­ Galicia is the most northern portion proved by tiie addition of other in­ last two card parties given at the Sun. gredients, costing about 50 cents a ]VL MANNER club house for the Red Cross $11.20 of Austria-Hungary. It lies on the large bottle, ait drug stores, known as 701 NINTH AVENUE, BELMAR, N. J. north side of the Carpathian moun­ was taken in. Joy Riding in Army. “Wyeth’s Sage and Sulphur Com­ tains. Its northwestern frontier is Joy riding seems to be a regular pound,” thus avoiding a lot of muss. ^^oeosQeosooQQCoeseeosgooeosososoeeeQeiMgosogooQOogoS! formed by the Vistula river; its east­ sport of French army officers. Accord­ While gray, faded hair is not sin­ ern parts are drained by the rivers ing to charges of reckless extravagance ful, we all desire to retain our youth­ Dniester, Pruth and Sereth. It has an made against the touring-car section of ful appearance and attractiveness. By area of 30,321 square miles, which is darkening your hair with Wyeth’s tile French army, the officers think Sage and Sulphur Compound, no one 3,000 square nslles larger than the that the cars they use are their own The Better area of New Brunswick. Its popula­ can tell, because it does it so natural­ private property. Indeed, competition ly, so evenly. You just dampen a REST SHOE CO. tion Is 8,025,675, or about equal to tho is rampant, each officer wanting the sponge or soft brush with it and population of all Canada. The coun­ best machine and the most expensive draw this through your hair, taking Men’s and W omen’s High Grade the Printing try exports timber extensively, but assortment of accessories, says the re­ one small strand at a time; by morn­ Shoes in all the latest shades and of your stationery the better agriculture is backward. So also are port. The cost of 20 cars for the gen­ ing all gray hairs have disappeared. the people, both educationally and so­ After another application or two novelties. the impression it will create. eral headquarters staff cost $170,000. your hair becomes beautifully dark, cially. Apart from the manufacture Three thousand dollars is the annual of spirits, and the extraction of pe­ glossy, soft and luxuriant and you Moral: Have your print­ upkeep per car. The only remedy, as appear years younger. Wyeth’s Sage 627 Cookman Ave., Asbury Par troleum and salt, there is scarcely any France now sees it, is to refuse to al­ i and Sulphur Compound is a delight­ ing done here. industry. Over 53 per cent of the pop­ low any officer, no matter what his ful toilet requisite. It is not in­ GEORGE PEARCE, M a n a g e r ulation are Poles and 43 per cent Rutii- rank, to have a personal car.—Popular tended for the cure, mitigation or enians. Lemberg is the chief city, Science Moutfily. j prevention of disease. population 215,000. PAGE SIX THE COAST ADVERTISER, BELMAR, N. J. FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 7, 1917. WHEN SHIP BECAME A FARM America-World Camp Meeting. DAY OF BACHELOR Worlds, kingdoms, government by Story la Told of tho Experience o f Word of God are quick and power­ Late Major Archibald Butt With ful and sharper than any two-edged Advertiser Building Plans and Contractors a Cargo of Oata. sword—Heb. 4:12. By World’s War Brings a New Dignity to Un­ power, Holy Ghost commandments New Modern Home Plans for Comfort and Convenience, Approved by Architects — Plans Changed Weekly unto uttermost part of earth (Acts married Man. Truly, thera la nothing new under 1) God in Christ power Holy Ghost the sun. Here’s the good ship Pon- gives main dominion over ail earth in hook. carrying a flue cargo of dried peace in seventeen hundred million He Who May Be Merely Tolerated In codfish from where there Is ample people. Peace, glory to God on •♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦* Time of Peace Is & onlzed When codfish to where the hungry natives earth, peace and good will toward are yearning for codfish. She springs men. Stop murdering—Catholic ♦ WHERE DO YOU BUY YOUR ♦ Call to Arms Comes. a seam, in flows the Atlantic. The killing Catholic, Methodist killing ETZEL’S :: ROOF:: PAINTS codfish drink copiously and swell up, Methodist, Baptist killing Baptist, War has given the unmarried man Lutheran killing Lutheran, Presby­ FO R A LL K IN D S OF R O O F IN G S BUILDING MATERIAL? I the straining timbers cannot stand terian killing Presbyterian, Congre- some of the dignity which he lacked the strain and the Ponhook goes to ♦ When in w*ant do not forget In peace. Ordinarily the bachelor Is gationalist killing Congregationalist, H f ABSOLUTELY RUST-PROOF that the Buchanon & Smock pieces. A yarn of the sea of the true Episcopalians killing Episcopalians, ♦ tolerated for what he may become salty flavor, but is the incident unique? ♦ Lumber Co. of Asbury Park heathen killing heathen. Murdering Hetzel’s Rub-On Paint, for leaky tin roofs, ♦ can supply you. Write or see rather than for what he Is, observes Not at all, says the New London Day. in most wicked devilish wars three ♦ red or black...... $1.50 per gallon ♦ W . J . STERNER a writer in the San Francisco Bulletin. They used to tell a story in Washing­ years in history of world cost hun­ ♦ Mothers would not welcome him Into ton years ago about the late MaJ. dred billion to murder and starve to Rust-Proof Screen Paint, green...... 1.90 “ ♦ (Our Local Agent) ♦ society nor girls take pleasure In his Archibald W. Butt and his cargo of death millions men, women, chil­ black...... 1.35 « 607 Sixth Ave. Belmar, N J. dren. Wars will end into bottom­ attentions If It were thought that he oats that makes the tale of the Pon­ Roof and Bridge Paint, red or black...... 90 ‘ ‘ would always remain a bachelor. The hook sound like plagiarism. less pit, lake of lire, brimstone, on hope of converting him Into a married earth, and second death, tormented Shingle Stain...... 90 “ In those days Archie was not a ma day and night forever and ever iu man furnishes one of the main incen­ jor, neither had he attained to the Roof Coating, for tar, rubber and ready roofing .40 tives of all social activities. As this eternity—llev. 20. More or less sev­ proud position of military aide to the en hundred million Christians. Thou IF YOUR DEALER CANNOT SUPPLY Electric Contractor hope declines he becomes more and president of the United States. He; art Christ, son of Living God. I -more a misfit In a world which prides had been a newspaper man and had will build up my church upon spir­ YOU, WE WILL SELL DIRECT itself on finding an exactly shaped but lately entered the army, as a lieu­ itual rock that followed church, and RAY HERBERT corner for everyone of its Inhabitants tenant in the quartermaster's depart­ that rock was Christ made higher ESTATE OF J. G. HETZEL, 67 Main St., Newark, N. I. who is worth troubling about. His ment. His first “assignment” was to than heavens. Rule earth in Father­ Repair work a sp cialty,. P. O. socks are not darned, his buttons are chaperon a cargo of oats from San land, God in Christ, world's power, Holy Ghost commandments in bro­ not sewed on, and the number of Francisco to Manila on one of those lumps of sugar which he likes in his therhood in Christ in world, stop Box 1343. 802 F St., Belmar, N. J. weird transports which the govern­ wars and give peace, Lord himselr, coffee, the degree of boiledness which ment always managed to find in some Christ in God, King eternal, ruler he demands in 'his eggs, are nobody’s out-of-the-way dock in Spanish war over two billion world’s elect, chosen Novel and Up to Date Phone 519-J business but his own. He is free, a times. Half way to Guam the old tub us in Christ before foundation of condition which in youth makes him .shipped a heavy sea and a couple of world to all eternity.—Amen. Lord the envy of his married friends, but in tons of water sluiced into the hold. God, Almighty, eternal spirit, makes Four Family House later years makes him envy them. He It was what the oats needed. They peace. Right makes might in per­ can go anywhere he pleases at any. fect man in Christ, made peace by sopped it up and called for more. They his own life blood on cross 1881 I. B. Halstead time he pleases without having even became insistent. Their impatience to argue the matter with a woman, years ago for whole world. Perfect burst all bounds, until the ship couldn’t man in Lord Christ second man jnade Design 700, by Glenn L. Saxton Studios, Minneapolis, M inn. but the reason that no woman cares hold them. They swelled and swelled, higher than heavens. Peace party PAINTING & PAPERHANGING what he does. He is free because no and finally sprouted. born 1917 years ago. Glory to God one is interested enough in him to When the young quartermaster on earth; peace, good will toward GRAINING AND TINTING care to put shackles on him. reached Manila finally he had no cargo men. War party will end into bot­ There is no fixed place for him. He of oats, but he had a splendid farm. tomless pit, Lake of Fire, brim­ stands free of the burden of the bene­ Oats were growing out of the hatches, stone on earth. 1917 world in flam- 705 7th Ave. dict’s endeavors, but at a cost. He ing lire in wars. Six kings have they climbed the masts, they festooned fallen in Europe in three years wars. sees men and women doing things for about the bridge, they burst through motives which he cannot understand. Bishop’s two hours sermon last Sab­ Drop a Postal. Belmar, N. J_ every seam and hung down the sides bath night in America-World Camp Social forces of various sorts perplex of the ship like an Illinois quarter sec­ meeting for peace last three years him because he does not see their hid­ tion afloat. The army authorities at; over whole world. O, Earth, hear, den origins. What is plain enough to Manila canceled an order for a new and O Christ, heavens give answer any mediocre husband is often a hope­ machine gun and ordered a couple of of peace in love to fallen earth from T. W. Edwards less puzzle to even the most thoughtful reapers. And Archie Butt didn’t know grace. Mercy, forgiveness in eternal bachelor. He cannot fully understand whether he wrould be court-martialed truth. Word of God in Christ by any intangible loyalty because he is or be secretary of agriculture. Talk world’s pow'er Holy Ghost command­ Contractor and Builder no longer in contact with the source ments, hear, perfect, wise strongest, about codfish. ; humblest, mightiest. Keep silence | of loyalty—the relations between in dust of earth; repent and your Jobbing Promptly Attended To. parents and children. For certain ad­ The Penalty of Liberty. souls shall live in Lord Christ, venture he can be depended upon to In the matter of discipline John Bus­ bishop of your souls over whole Estimates Furnished. furnish dash and enthusiasm, but for kin’s mother was a Spencerian before world. Peace. Greatest miracle on the steady, grinding work of everyday Spencer. “Let your penalties,” says earth. No death 18 years at Ameri­ life he is inferior to his married that austere philosopher, “be like the ca-World Camp Meeting, Belmar, N. 509 Fifth Ave. neighbor. Civic progress relies princi­ J. Coast 185 miles jitney, auto road Beimar, N. J. penalties inflicted by inanimate nature, pass beautiful grove of trees. 45 lots pally upon the man wThose interests inevitable. The hot cinder burns a carry over into the next generation and reserved for room for 25,000 people. child the first time he seizes it; it Summer and winter homes among are not confined to his own corporal burns him the second time; it burns pine trees. Ten new places from Building Contractor welfare. him every time; and he very soon ocean 18th avenue and Shark River, PERSPECTIVE VIEW—FROM A PHOTOGRAPH. But this somewhat pathetic figure of learns not to touch the hot cinder.” bay and beautiful Lake Como around ERNEST F. BENTON the bachelor is wonderfully dignified That was Mrs. Buskin’s method. To America-World Gamp Meeting, Bel- by the advent of war. The married illustrate her way of teaching lessons, mar, N. J. To be greatest city in man, in m ost cases, is handicapped World from Ocean to Lakewood, N. Mason and Builder Ruskin used to tell the following inci­ J. Boom for ten million people. from fighting. His business is to raise dent of his early childhood, which his Estimates furnished on anything in wheat and children, a necessary task, Bishop 54 years preaching free gos­ mother was fond of relating. pel of peace over world. Bishops the building line. but lacking the appearance of glory. “One evening, when I was yet in my on worlds of worlds—two billion Cement Sidewalks, Brick Oven Fire Chivalry beyond the-dreams of medie­ nurse’s arms, I wanted to touch the worlds. Great white road to eter­ Pla s, etc. val knighthood may animate the inai\ tea urn, which was boiling merrily. It nity. Hundreds of millions of suns Office 703 Ninth Ave., Belmar, N. J. who helps his wife take care of the was an early taste for bronzes, I sup­ —live hundred times larger than o u r Tel. 600-W babies, preparing their bottles and pose, but I was resolute about it My sun on earth. God is infinite and hanging out their clotues, but in times mother bade me keep my fingers back; inexhaustible, bids us to come on of war he is not a heroic figure. The and up in Christ made higher than I insisted on putting them forward. heavens, man in appearing. Knowl­ demand then is not for men who have My nurse would have taken me away Wm. E. Hefter found their places in the world, but edge, peace, power, glory, life eter­ from the urn, but my mother said: nal, endless in worlds. God-likeness for those who have not. The wifeless, “ ‘Let him touch it, nurse.’ in eternity. Worlds no end, in .landless, footfree person is the stuff “So I touched it, and that was my Christ our heavenly Father in ever­ Of which armies can be made with the first lesson in the meaning of the word lasting Kingdom, government, no PLUMBING and HEATING least possible social loss. Because he ‘liberty.’ It was the first piece of lib­ end, eternity. Part two hour ser­ was so forlorn in peace he is lionized mon, Sept. 3, 1917. God, King Eter­ erty I got, and the last that for some nal of all earth. Lord Jesus Christ In war. He marries war and the gov­ tftne I asked for/’—Youth’s Companion. NINTH AVENUE BELMAR, N. J. ernment sews his buttons on and darns said: Save world—Psalms 47, John the boles in his socks. 12:47. God so loved world, God Self-Hypnotism Nearly Fatal. made world in peace, and a ll na­ (Next to Bank.) tions in one blood in Christ. Tree r KHSw He Had Gone for Good. Records for keen imaginations were shattered in the case of Edward Cor­ of life, leaves for healing of nations Mrs. Hannah Thompson, whose hus­ rigan, who almost succeeded in killing ie ry sick unto eternal death in Eu­ band until recently had been employed rope in wars—Acts 17, Rev. 22. Part himself with thought, a Los Angeles as a Pullman porter, interrupted the of sermon by Bishop. Prayer of proceedings in the Harlem court in a dispatch says. faith. Answered after 40 years Corrigan is a young engineer and Plumbing and Heating hurried effort to obtain a divorce, says praying in hope. For two largest had been going with a girl, with whom new republics in world, Russia na­ a New York news letter. She was tion of 180,000,000 people, newest quieted down until a case then being he had quarreled. “The end will come in a couple of hours,” he said in sep­ republic in world and China nation WM. H. BRIGHTON heard was disposed of, and then ques­ of 400,000,000 people largest repub­ tioned by the magistrate. When she ulchral tones. Shortly afterwards he was found in bed in a comatose condi­ lic in world. Freedom, liberty, life, had explained that her husband had peace in Christ Saviour of World— tion, and when his folks entered the left the previous morning it was sug­ John 4. Life for right of individual Main Street, Avon, N. J. gested by the court that there was no room he asked for a priest to adminis­ in self government of people by peo­ reason to believe that he would not ter the last rites. ple and for people over whole world, return, and that Mrs. Thompson had Police Surgeon Zorb made a minute equal in life, unlimited freedom of examination and thought Corrigan had conscience, speech, press, home, New Jersey Central better wait before considering any church, world. Eight hours work such move as a divorce action. “But taken poison. His eyes were dilated TRAINS LEAVE BELMAR and his outward condition indicated six day week; sabbath, Sunday, un­ I know’s that man ain’t never cornin’ iversal salvation, peace in Christ All rail for New’ York. Newark back,” explained the excited negress. poisonous symptoms. Treatment ap­ and Elizabeth via all rail m5.47, 5.56, plied caused Doctor Zorb and other ex­ made peace by his life blood on "I was in bed this mornin’ when I cross for whole world, 1884 years •6.37, ‘7.09, (7.13 Newark), *7.46, perts called in to believe that the case heard him gettin’ out very quiet and ago. Bead Holy Bible, greatest best *8.00 8.30, 10.41 a.m., 2.06, 3.43, 6.49, was one of self-hypnotism causd by book over whole world. Leaders by S7.32, 8.30, S10.02 p.m. creepy. He put on his best clothes— Sundays—8.15 a.m., 3.58, 6.34, 8.18 new suit, straw hat, patent-leather mental depression. When Corrigan spirits of devils in kings, six have returned to his senses in the hospital fallen in three years wars in Europe 8.38 p.m. shoes and' a light coat over his arm— he broke out in tears, saying he was Czar August 14, 1917, banished to Sandy Hook Route 6.17, 7.22, 9.50 and I lay very still makin’ out I ain’t Siberia. Wars, armies, beast, false a.m., 12.35, 1.45, 4.40 p.m. Sundays aw'ake yet. He walks rig h t to the despondent over his broken love affair. 7.08, 10.18 a.m., 12.43, 4.32, 6.56, 8.12 prophets, kings of earth cast alive, p.m. door, makes a big low bow towards me devils, unto bottomless pit, lake of ROOM PLAN. ’ and says: ‘Good-bye, cold feet, good­ A Significant Survey. fire, brimstone, second death. Re­ ‘New York only. sSaturday only- bye.' Judge, that nigger ain’t agoin’ to One of the most significant educa­ pent. Grace of our Lord Jesus VERY detail in this plan has been carefully considered and the result mMondays only. come back.” tional surveys yet conducted in this Christ be with you all, Amen. Read is a modern and up to date building for four families. Each flat is country is the one planned for Indian­ Revelation 19 to 22. In ehiitrch, complete as a private home. In the dining room the closet bed gives world, kingdom, government, laws Visitors to Asbury, try Decline of English Agriculture. apolis. It will include the first inten­ E the apartment the capacity of two bedrooms. The bathroom is on the life no end. Lost or saved in Christ Up to about the year 1S86 all went sive investigation of social and eco­ outside with a window for plenty of air. Finish in principal living rooms oak Paul’s Restaurant & Lunch Room nomic conditions of graduates from blood, resurrectios life in lamb o fj well with English agriculture and the God which taketh away sin of with oak floors, and balance of rooms pine to enamel, with birch or maple OPEN ALL THE YEAR public trade schools "ever made in the floors. Cost to build, exclusive of heating and plumbing, about $9,000. Size— value of land and rents constantly in­ world. World’s power, Holy Ghost Home Cooking at Reasonable Prices creased. Tl\en came a few wet, ruin­ United States. The data on this point Commandments—Acts 1. America- Width, 40 feet; depth, 47 feet over main part. First story ceiling, 9 feet; second ous seasons, largely increasing imports will be used to determine whether the World Camp Meeting, Belmar, N. J. story ceiling, 9 feet; full basement; ceiling, 7 feet Cor. Main and Lake Ave. of grain, beef, bacon and cheese from graduates of trade schools have made Atlantic Ocean Coast. Open all Night. /SBURY PARK the United States and a heavy fall in as much progress in life as the gradu­ Bishop L. B. Heller. Upon receipt of $1 the publisher of this paper will furnish a copy of Sax­ prices of all kinds of farm products. ates of the academic schools. The re­ ton’s plan book, “American Dwellings.” It contains over 300 designs of cottages, port will be presented to the National bungalows and two story residences, ranging in price from $1,000 to $6,000. The Advertiser office is equipped What was the cause? Simply that the Try an adv. in The Advertiser. to do your job printing promptly. Western prairie lands were opened up Society for the Promotion of Indus­ by railroads and those big ranch own­ trial Education and will form the basis ers sent their products East. What of action by that body in making its was not needed in the Eastern states recommendations on the preparation «M. of students for their life work in the I *K* i was shipped to English free-trade mar­ Established 1905 Telephone Connection Tel. 526-R kets, with the inevitable outcome of high school instead of in college. 1 low prices. In a comparatively shoi t while thou­ Modern Houses for Filipinos. WILLIAM ALLSPACH sands of English farmers were ruined, With a view to improving the hous- j Jos. C. Steward land fell 40 per cent in price, rents ing conditions of the poor, the Philip- j Gas Heaters had to be lowered fully one-third and pine health service has constructed a ] Heating number of model houses of new fire- j Sanitary Plumber | PLUMBING AND HEATING the rural population decreased. Gas Stoves proof material consisting of cement, j Pneumatic Water Supply Systems Much Used. sand, and ipa, or rice husks. These can 1004 F Street, bet. 10th and llth Aves. § £ “Don’t you think your wife has got be built for a little more than the pres­ tv <•» a wonderful voice?” ent insanitary dwellings and, it is BELMAR, N. -T. I I 614 Sixth Avenue Comer of F Street “Yes; it’s wonderful it hasn’t givfin estimated, will last more than twice as | ||« out before this.” long.—Popular Mechanics Magazine.

/ FRIDAY, SEP^MBER 7, 1917. THE COAST ADVERTISER, BELMAR, N. J. PAGE SEVEN

WAS ALRIGHT ON HONEYMOON CELEBRATE THE RUSS REVOLT

But Wife Objects When Hubby's Im­ Civilians and Soldiers, In Remarkable politeness, Used as Ruse to Fool Prooasslon, Display Powers of Advertiser's Onlookers, Becomes a Habit. Organization. At a woman’s club, this was over­ In the Nevsky Prospekt the Inter­ heard : minable pFocession was formed In two “Would yon think,” nsked a club Columns, marching parallel with each For I nfants and Children, member, “that my husband and I other and made up of groups of about r*r*1' ■ ■*— — i^— teiniwxTTrmaaaba^-a would be taken for bride and groom a hundred men, women and children, Business old and young, walking arm in arm, when we make a little trip 7” “Why, of course you might, deur 1” according to the account of an eyewit­ Mothers Know That answered two or three. “You neither ness In Scribner's. The files were of Reliable Business Houses ar­ one of you show you# age, and—” equal length, and no troops could have shown better alignment. At the head Genuine Castoria ranged Alphabetically for your “Thank you for your politeness,” Guide went on the lady, “but I wasn’t fishing of each group, like a captain leading a'difc ALCOHOL-3 PER CENT, j, convenience. We recommend for anything like that. I was merely his company, walked a leader, who ®1 % AVegetabtefteparationforAs this Guide of Trades People for introducing a topic. When we were wore a wide red scarf crosswise, to 1 timiiaUn^theFoodbyRegula-1 make him more easily distinguishable. : lin i I he Stomachs and Bowels oL general use. married—IB years ago next month— ___—------iiiiM we figured out a way to deceive the When he lifted his hand the members I n f a n t s / Children SSg: /C>- ^ r- train people and the hotel people and of' his group went forward; when he the strangers. I carried a big grip, of lowered tt they stopped. It was ex­ T h e r e b y Promoting Digestion which my husband never attempted to actly like the order and discipline of Cheerfulness and RestContauis relieve me; and he read the morning troops on the march, and trained sol­ neither Opium, Morphine nor A. & H. Auto Company Hodson, Overland and paper at breakfast. This ruse we con­ diers could not have marched better— Mineral. N o t Na r c o tic tinued during our entire honeymoon.” Indeed, the soldiers did not, for one of Headquarters for j^ipT^omcSAmifn^ “Was It successful?” the strange things about this prodig­ Automobile Supplies and Accessories Briscoe Cars ious procession was that in it civilians pumpkin Seed “Oh, yes—fairly so. But that isn’t M x S e n n a and soldiers were mingled. After some JhcfwUt Salts of all kinds the question. The next trip we made Anise Seed O. H. NEWMAN, Agent —It was a year later—my husband groups of workmen came battalions of At Reduced Rates troops, then workingmen and women r+hlE.ito , JlffZZnateSoJc* 708 F Street, Belmar, N. J. was still afraid that we might be fibrm Seed Tel. 499 1004 F Street taken for bride and groom. again. This fusion of soldiers find ClarifiedSugar civilians made an Impression which I 'X$i }\’interyrren FlaVdf_ Belmar, N. J. Telephone 513 “Again I carried the baggage and :'"qO -S again he Ignored me in favor of his can never forget. And as they marched ; A helpful Remedy for . newspaper, at the breakfast table. I they sang revolutionary hymns; as a } Constipation and Diarrhoea. didn’t enter into the spirit of the matter of course the “Marseillaise,” 11 and Feverishness ana .tf Belmar Auto Company T. S. Lokerson thing quite so readily oil that occa­ and also other songs which must have Ij Loss OF S le e p ? sion. been composed only recently, for the | ■ resulting therefrom^wy ( Maxwell Vim Koehler Cabinet Work in all Branches. “liut the custom had been estab­ marchcrs had.not had time to learn fac-Similc Signature.0* Jeffrey lished. We went to New York last the words by heart, and some read them from sheets which they carried Second Hand Furniture Bought and week—nnd I carried the hand bag­ to ft! New and Second-Hand Automobiles gage. When I protested, my husband in their hands. The soldiers also Tu e Centaot Co m p a q . Sold. said: 'What’s the matter—do you want sang, and their thousands of deep Sec- T h irty Years Machine Shop voices made a chorus of marvelous K E W TORK j- Rear 512 10th Ave. Belmar, N. J. people to mistake us for a honeymoon 804 F Street, Belmar, N. J. couple?’ power nnd sonority. 6 mo n t h s “What 1 want to know Is this: How None of these 6ongs were fierce or old do we have to be before It will be revengeful. On the contrary, they Mattress Maker, Upholsterer safe for my husband to begin to be were sad, profoundly sad—the accents Bon Ton Meat Market of mourning and not of hate. JOSEPH C. STEELMAN polite to me?” — Cleveland Plain Dealer. No police, no marshals were needed lisact >~.ooy of Wrapper. HARRY YAFFE Broken Furniture liepaired. Cush­ to control tills manifestation. Those THE CENTAUR COMPANY. NEW YORK CITY. Choice Beef, l.anib, Veal, Mutton ions of all kinds. Box springs who took part in it policcd themselves, and Poultry, Butter, Eggs, etc. Mattresses renovated by our new GAVE WORLD TRAINED NURSE and surely never was discipline better electrical process and practically maintained. Extra Specials on Saturday. as good as new. America Created What Is Declared to As I looked at this spectacle X 16th Avenue and F Street, Belmar. Be One of Proudest Triumphs of thought of all the pessimists, all the 800 Vi F STREET BELMAR, N. J Telephone 504-J Modern Civilization. philosophers steeped in gloom, all the prophets who only predict calamity for One of the proudest triumphs of Bussia. Why should not a people who B UEN A VISTA HOTEL present civilization Is the trained are able to organize and carry out such Fruits and Vegetables nurse. I refer to the real thing—com­ n wonderful display be capable of or­ Two and Three Rooms e-n suite With Bath B. Busch petent, big-braiaed, merciful, fearless ganizing themselves? J. MANUTTI under fire or In the operating room, Let us, then, give them our confi­ The only hotel in Belmar .that The Brooklyn Ladies’ and Gents’ Fruits and Vegetables, High Grade prompt to act in the efficiency of her dence—and also a Uttle time. can discriminate in its patronage Tailor. Cleaning, Dyeing, Press­ own knowledge and, withal, a true Candies, Soft Drinks and Ice ’JOPEN DURING SEPTEMBER AT REDUCED RATES ing and Repairing at Lowest woman, endowed with character nnd Banarm Is City of Future. Prices. Opposite School House, Cream, Sweet Olive Oil. grace that qualify her to meet the best At the mouth of the great Kongo Ten seasons under m y own management mentally equipped men and women Belmar, N. J. Work called for and Opposite Post-office. Belmar, N. J. river, here as wide as an arm of the G. W. LEONARD, Prop. deliyered free of charge. on earth,, writes Julius Chambers In sea, stands tlie important city with the Brooklyn Eagle. t lie picturesque name of Banana. The Florence Niglit/ngale founded “tho Importance of Banana lies in the fu­ Order of Nursehood,” but trained ture rather than the present. It is the Central Market nurses are an American creation. We port of entry to that immense wilder­ E. L. M IX taught Europe the difference between ness filled with a thousand undevelop­ HERMAN P. LAZARUS, Proprietor. PHOTOGRAPHER the amateur nurse, however sympa­ ed possibilities known as the Belgian Ocean and 11th Ave. Belmar, N. J. thetic, and the expert director of a sick Kongo. If Belgium conies through the room or hospital ward. City Dressed Beef, Lamb, Veal and When Your Coy Goes Tnto Camp war with her African empire intact Pork. Fresh dressed poultry a The trained nurse Is an offspring of Banana will probably grow Into the See That He Takes With Him democracy. specialty. Phone 527 .1. YOUR PORTRAIT leading Belgian colonial metropolis. At The European aristocrat could not present It is little more than a name lie will treasure it above all gold on realize that a skilled nurse stood on SO5 F Street. Behnar, N. J. earth. and a possibility. the same plane with the physician— Banana consists of an excellent nat­ was often a more valuable guide to re­ ural harbor and a village of n few covery. The notion among men and score homesick Europeans. Consider­ Coal and Wood Shoe Repairing women In France and England able to ing the importance of Kongo trade employ her was that the trained nurse even today It is surprising that local was merely a superior order of serv­ W. NEWMAN & SONS TONV GUALEMI development has not gone farther. ant There Is no adequate wharf or pier. Ilay and Feed, Lime, Cement and Shoe Repairing, Shoes made to or­ Even a servant may be loved, but There are no adequate unloading fa­ her status Is unchanged. But in Plaster. Sewer Pipe and Fiue der. Open all the year. Satis­ cilities. There are only stretches of America this snobbishness never ex­ sandy beach dotted with noble palms, Linings. Yard and office, 13th faction guaranteed. Cor. F St. isted. Her authority in the absence great mangrove trees with their multi­ of the ministering physician Is recog­ and 11th Ave., Behnar. tudinous earth gripping branches, a Ave. and Railroad, Belmar, N. J. nized as absolute. As she sits at the OVERLOO K HOUSE pier of rotting and battered piles and bedside of a suffering plutocrat or of ON SHARK RIVER, BELMAR J. C. VIEMEISTER, Propr. native canoes with their ebony oars­ a president of the republic, she is his men. The prospect Is beautiful in a equal. G. H. Cook natural way, but there is a surprising lack of industrial development. PIANO TUNEB Chinese Get-Rich-Quick Scheme. Pianos for Sale The superstition of the Chinese peo­ The History of Pearls. ple gave a man at Kiriva, North China, Sanhnrn R ice cream Victrolas “The modern recognition of pearls, an opportunity to make a fortune. He dates back to about 300 B. C., but they Store, 611 Bangs Ave., Asbury Park. established himself at the temple and were known to yet older peoples, and - - ...... The Delicious Kind Fine Jewelry started selling water to the pilgrims especially to those of the East,” says Telephone 2174-J at one cent an ounce. He told them the author of a book published under You are invited to inspect each to bring a small bowl and a piece the title, “The History of Pearls.” of red cloth to cover It. On receiving A N D IC E © my fine and extensive line of ‘The Chinese records go still far­ are made from the purest fruits and cream watches, diamonds, jewelry, the water they were directed to cover ther back, and oyster pearls were re­ The Craft Shop the bowl with the red cloth and burn and are never touched by hand. silvervvear, cut glass, optical ceived as tribute in the twenty-third Hand Wrought Jewelry novelties in incense before the shrine. The news century B. C. It Is probable that they Sanitary, water-proof wrapped Brick Cream Gold and Silver. goods, etc. spread rapidly through the city and were found in the waters of Ceylon country round about, and he was able our specialty. Special Hammered Silverware. Ex­ I Make a Specialty of and India two thousand years ago, and to make a big haul, as thousands of the Greeks of course knew the pearl pert Craftsmen. Designs and Es­ people In carts, on horseback, and on Special Fancy Forms for All Occasions. timates on Request. and recognized its value. But It was REPAIRING foot resorted thither dally. Many have not until the Roman empire was be­ Phone us when an emergency arises. Knitting Bags Embroideries professed themselves cured cf divers ginning to rise that the knowledge of Telephone 106 BELM/4R, N. J. THE CRAFT SHOP Work guaranteed. Your pat­ ailments. The water’ supplied had no the value of the pearl became general. 701 F Street Belmar, N. J. ronage solicited. medicinal properties, but took on a It seems that in early times Britain slight pink color from the cloth cover­ played its part in the production of ing the bowls. Finally the magistrate, these gems, nnd Tacitus refers to Brit­ Telephone 569. L. J . LEADER probably fearing trouble if he arrested ish pearls, but calls them dull-colored Phone 9 the man, and wishing to discourage and dirty brown. Orlgen, on the con­ j 912 F Street, Belmar, N . J . superstition, sent out police and de­ trary, declared that the pearls that Dillon's Express I Next .1oor to A. & P. Tea Store stroyed the temple. came from Brftain held the second rank In value. It was not, however, Agent American Express Co. Meerschaum In Asia. until about the twelfth century that GEO. Q. TITUS Meerschaum mining is an Important pearls were used in England, when business In Asia Minor. Pits are first they became conspicuous in church or­ Office R. R. Depot Belmar, N. J. dug, and as soon as a vein of meer­ namentation.” s . ft schaum Is struck horizontal galleries MYGEIA n a t u r a l are laid out. These galleries are often Well, of Course. ICE very long, and they vary In length The raising of a flag recently on the Employment Bureau Ladies’ and Gents' from 25 to 150 feet. The crude meer­ premises of a factory at Anderson had schaum, which is called liamtash, Is to be postponed a day because of COAL AND WOOD TAILOR yellowish-white In color, nnd a red weather conditions, Arthur S. Birge, First-class help furnished on short clay coat envelops It. The blocks are factory superintendent, was hopeful HAY, STRAW AND FEED notice—Hotel help a specialty. sold on the spot at from $25 to ?200 that more of the children of the neigh­ KING BUILDING a cartload, according to tlieir quality. borhood could attend the next day. Restaurant—Dining Room. They are then soft enough to cut with “About how many of you can I count 12th Ave. and Railroad, Belmar N O . 8 0 3 Vi F STREET a knife, but they are dried before be­ on to be here?” Mr. Birge said, ad­ Mrs. E. C. Bright, 504 F St., Belmar B E L M A R , N. J. ing exported. dressing a group of juveniles. “All that ain’t got the measles,” Where America's Heart Lies. shouted a bright lad who seemed to be Phone 592-W spokesman for the children.—Indianap­ Wherever the standard of freedom 1877 1917 and indepandenco has or shall be un­ olis News. F. P. Philbrick Drug Co. Giunco & Casagrande furled, there will America's heart, her benedictions and her prayers be. But Not What She Expected. PRESCRIPTION DRUGGISTS CASTOR “This paper says that more than Dealers in Fruits and Vegetables, she goes not abrond In search of mon­ For Infants and Children sters to destroy. She is the well-wish­ 300,000 persons in the United States Corner F Street and 9th Avenue, Belmar, N. J. i Confectionery, Soft Drinks, Cigars In Use For Over 30 Years er to the freedom an 1 independence of wear glass eyes." and TohaCco. all. She is the champion and vindica­ “Well, dear, yon know you’ve often Always bears ~~ tor only of her own.—John Qulncj asked me why men stare at you so; 915 F Street Belmar, N. J. Signature of Ad»rn<3. that’s probably the answer.” Special Features Printed Every Week PAGE EIGHT THE COAST ADVERTISER, BELMAR, N. J. FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 7, 1917.

Belmar branch of the American FIRST CALL MEN LEAVE SCHOOL TO OPEN BELMAR TWICE BEATEN Red Cross this week acknowledges A a contribution from the Llanymor A Portion of the Troops at Sea Girt Lose Both Labor Day Games to the Belmar Public school will open f hotel of $21.25 and §1.88 from young Depart for Camp McClellan. START SCHOOL RIGHT! people at the New Windsor hotel. next Wednesday. Teachers will re­ Woodsides of Newark. 1 he former amount was the proceeds Hundreds of people were at Camp port for duty Tuesday, Sept. 11. from an entertainment and the latter Edge, Sea Girt, Tuesday morning In the resignation of Miss Laura Belmar baseball club was defeated the balance left from a marshmallow when the first of the troop left for Anderson, who has been the teacher twice Labor day by the Woodsides roast. Camp McClellan at Anniston, Ala. in manual training for the last five of Newark on the Twelfth avenue By purchasing your Boys’ or They were Troop A. B. C. and D and years, Miss Belle Lawshe of Tren­ grounds. In both games the home I Girls’ shoes of us means the best for The two election boards of Belmar some of the Cavalrymen. The whole ton, has been appointed to the posi­ team collected the most hits but in KS the least money. We have them at organized. In the first district Chas. camp w’as out near the Little White tion. Miss Lawshe holds special cer­ (lie morning game were not able to S. Goff was elected judge, William B. House when the troops moved. Thev tificates in manual training, draw hit when hits would have meant the price you want to pay. Boys’ I.okerson, inspector, and F. M. Dav­ passed in review before Governor ing and in physical training. runs. Belmar got eleven hits to the Brown shoes in English lasts or broad ison and Charles' W. Reichey clerks. Edge and swung out of the camp The sessions each day will be ex­ Woodsides six. The score in this toes. Misses’ and Children’s Lenox In the second district, August M. ground to the railroad where the tended owing to the state ruling for game was 3 to 2. Fyott was elected judge, George N. boarded the cars. Many wives and physical training. In the afternoon game the score shoes in Regular and High cuts, both Heulitt, inspector, and Clarence R. sweethearts had spent the night in The school building is in excellent was 10 to 5. Belmar got eleven hits lace and button. We guarantee sat­ Slines and John L. McCormick clerks. nearby resorts that they might be condition. Principal Shermer has to the Woodsides 8, but did some A canvass of the borough will be present to bid their loved ones fare­ been busy the last two weeks getting careless base running and lost out. isfaction in all our footwear. made next Tuesday for the registry well and the boys in khaika were class books in shape and ordering Stewart pitched both games for Bel­ Sweaters, Caps, Stockings, under­ of voters. given a rousing sendoff. Tears and necessary supplies. The public is mar. Ogden was in the box for the wear, Shirts, Blouses, Middys, etc. cheers were mingled. All the state cordially invited at the opening ses­ Woodsides in the morning and During Friday night’s heavy north­ troops will leave Sea Girt very soon. sion. Powers pitched in the afternoon. Everything for he or she to “Start easter which whipped up a very rough sea, the dredge of the Manas­ 2 School Right.” with. quan Dredging company being used It ’ A to fill in the tract of land of the Inlet T errace company at First avenue and A street, was sunk. The dredge I is so constructed that it will rise and fall on the spuds with the tide. The BOYS S J. Lewis & Son wind which washed up the inlet “THE HOUSE OF RELIABLE MERCHANDISE” with a fury caused the dredge to l catch on one of the spuds and the SCHOOL OPENS SEPTEMBER 12th ’.r Car Fare Refunded on all Purchases of $1.00 or over water went over the deck filling the I hole and sinking the dredge. One We are prepared to take care of your School Wearing I of the fire engines from the Belmar Apparel. We have a dandy line of boys’ pinch back suits I Cor. F St. and 6th Ave., Belmar department was used this week in § pumping out the water. The hole is in Grey, Brown and Blue Serge, Corderoy and Mixture. intact and as soon as there is a low Prices $5.00 to $8.00. wm!"!! “K 'W W W W ’W*3 lide the dredge will be floated again. We also have left from our boys sale of suits. 25 suits at the sale price of $2.50. Some values up to $7.00. Age Styles of Trenches. 6 to 18. Excellant school suits. According to the description of a German officer, the Germans divide SHOES SHOES their trenches into four different classes. There are, first, the rifle pits in Tan, Gun Metal, Patent Colt, HOME —shallow excavations dug by the sol­ some rubber sole, Button or Lace- dier lying down under fire, about four feet long and two feet wide, with a Priced $2.50 to $3.50. Also the pop­ low earth parapet pushed up in front; ular Scout Shoe. 1 NEWS second, the kneeling trench, a simple ditch about three feet wide; third, the H A new roof is being put on the Miss Mildred Earl of Bed Bank has standing trench, which has a shelf-like SHIRTS AND BLOUSES truck house in Eleventh avenue. been visiting Miss Hazel Howland, terrace running parallel with the bot­ in Plain White Models and pre- 806 F street. tom, where the men may stand and cales with Collar attached or Neck Miss Elsie Mount of Newark visited shoot; and last, the improved or per­ manent trench, wide- and deep, with Band. Age 6 to 18. Price 50c. her father, J. H. Mount, 602 Sixth Miss Annie Nieman of 613 Sixth a trench “street” running along the avenue, over Labor day. avenue spent Labor day with friends lowest level, and a first shelf or ter­ BOYS’ SCHOOL STOCKINGS in New York. race two feet higher for the trench Fast Color Black. Priced 20c and 30c per pair. Hole I Captain Walter Harrison of 608 garrison, anjl a second terrace two Proof 35c per pair. Ninth avenue is passing several days Miss Kate Miller of Philadelphia feet ahove the first and five feet below CAPS has been a guest of her sister, Mrs. ground level where the men may mount with relatives in Newark. Boys, we have Paul C. Taylor, 510 Sixth avenue. to shoot. a select line of caps in snappy colors that you will like. 50c and $1.00. Evangelist and Mrs. J. B. MacCIure, of Tamaqua, Pa., called on their Mr. and Mrs. Horace Bigelow of Not L'ke Other Babies. BOYS’ BLOGMER PANTS: Durable school pants friends, Rev. and Mrs. F. S. Berggren, New JFoundland were recently “Mother!” “Yes, my son.” in Worsted, Cheviot, Cassimereand Corduroy. A g e in town this week. guests of Mrs. A. L. Oswald, 612 Sixth “Did you ever see a baby snvke?” 5 to 18. Price 75c to $1.50. avenue. “Oh, yes; my boy.” Belmar Woman’s club holds a “Well, how does it nmuse itself; It SWEATERS AND MACKANAWS meeting this Friday afternoon at the Miss Mamie VanBrnnt has been has no feet to play with?” £ home of the president, Mrs. H. D. entertaining Mr. and Mrs. J. H. Scudder, 215 Tenth avenue. Wlieelock of Trenton at her home. 601 D street. Subscribe for the Advertiser. B. C. Muirheid, manager of the W m . H. H urley New Columbia Hotel, has leased the Miss Elizabeth Cooper of New | cottage at 606 Sixth avenue, which York spent the week-end and Labor j ss he and Mrs. Muirheid will occupy for day with her parents, Mr. and Mrs. SAYS HOT WATER 907-909 F St., Opp. Bank, Belmar, N. J. a month. \Y. H. Cooper.

David Newman has tendered his William L. Heyniger and sons and WASHES POISONS resignation as rural mail carrier on their families started Saturday morn­ route No. 2. An examination of ap­ ing on a trip to Atlantic City in Mr. FROM THE LIVER plicants for the position will be held Ileyniger’s power boat. at the Belmar office September 22. Everyone should drink hot water Mrs. Clarence Jones of Trenton with phosphate In It, ANNUAL SEPTEMBER SALE OF Announcement of the engagement visited at the home of Mr. and Mrs. before breakfast of Frank Casaburi and Josephine W. B, Lokerson, 613 Sixth avenue, BED AND TABLE LINEN Galluccio was made this week. Miss the first of the week. Galluccio is the daughter of Paul To feel as fine as the proverbial Varney’s Dairy of Allenwood, fiddle, wTe must keep the liver washed Galluccio. one of Belmar’s popular clean, almost every morning, to pre­ All Pure Linen Table Damask, special at $1 .00, $1 . 25, $1 . 50, $1.7 5 and $2.00 barbers. which has been serving Belmar pat­ vent its sponge like pores from clog­ ' per yard. rons for the past year, opened a sta­ ging with indigestible material, sour All Pure Linen Napkins, special at $2. 50, $2.75 , $3.00, $3 .50, $3.75 Up to $42.50 bile and poisonous toxins, says a Miss Eunice Strow, representing tion at 706 Ninth avenue, Thursday, per dozen. in the building recently vacated by noted physician. the State Board of Agriculture will All Pure Linen Pattern Table-Cloths, Size oin. x oin. up to cioin. x goin. special the City Dairy. If you get headaches, it’s your liv­ 7 7 give a demonstration in the Public er. If you catch cold easily, it’s from $3.00 each up to $35.00 each. School auditorium next Tuesday af­ your liver. If you wake up with a bad taste, furred tongue, nasty Heavy All Pure Linen Crash Towling, 17 m. wide, special at 18c per yd. Other ternoon at 2.30 o’clock. All ladies Mr. and Mrs. Thomas McCabe, their son, Harvey; George Hymeyer breath or stomach becomes rancid, grades up to 35c per yard. are invited to attend. it’s your liver. Sallow skin, muddy Pure Linen Guest Towling, m. wide, plain and fancy huck, c per yard. and Miss Irene Hass, of Kearny complexion, watery eyes all denote 14 39 passed Labor day with Mrs. William liver uncleanliness. Your liver is Pure Linen Damask Towels, 50c each. Several motor boats, canoes and E Harrison, 608 Ninth avenue. the most important, also the most Huck Bed Room Towels, 12 1-2C, 19c. 22c, 29c, 35c and 50c each. ether craft have been capsized on abused and neglected organ of the Turkish Bath Towels, 12 I- 2C, 19c, 29c and 35c each. the bars of the inlets along the coast Mr. and Mrs. Thomas Howlett of body. Few know its function or Hemmed Roller Towels, 2 1-2 yds. long, special at 55c each. during the past week, some at Shark how to release the dammed-up body Roselle and Miss Kathryne Cum­ waste, bile and toxins. Most folks Hemmed Crochet Spreads, double bed size, $1 .25, $1.45 and $r.7 9 each. Biver, others at Wreck Pond. Bath­ mings of New York wrere in Belmar resort to violent calomel, which is Hemmed Satin Spreads, double bed size, S3.25, $4.10 and $4.95 each. ers rescued a man at the Inlet who over the week end, being guests of a dangerous, salivating chemical Spreads for single and twin beds, crochet spreads, $1.25 each. Satin spreads had gotten into trouble with his mo­ Mrs. James Bresnahan, 709 F street. which can only be used occasionally $2.95 each. tor boat. because it accumulates in the tissues, and attacks the bones. Fringed and scalloped spreads, $2 .19 and $2.7 5 . Lester C. Leonard, son of Mr. and Every man and woman, sick or Scalloped satin spreads, extra size a'nd quality, $4.65 each. The peach festival being conduct­ Mrs. George W. Leonard of the Buena well, should drink each morning be­ ed this afternoon and evening at Vista hotel, went to Ithaca, N. Y., fore breakfast, a glass of hot water with a teaspoonful of limestone phos­ Our “HOTEL BRAND” Torn Sheets and Pillow Cases: 905 F street by the Methodist church Thursday to arrange for entering phate in it, to wash from the liver choir will be continued Saturday af­ Cornell university at the opening and bowels the previous day’s indi­ ternoon and evening under the di­ of the fall term. The young man, gestible material, the poisons, sour PILLOW CASES SHEETS rection of the Woman’s Foreign Mis­ bile and toxins; thus cleansing, who is a graduate of Asbury Park 42 in. x 36 in ...... 25c each 54 in. x 90 in ...... each sionary society and King’s Heralds. sweetening and freshening the entire High school, will take up the study alimentary canal before putting more ft of law. food into the stomach. 45 in. x 36 in ...... 27c each 72 in- x 90 in...... $1 .1 0 each Thursday evening of last week the Limestone phosphate does not re­ in. x in...... '...... c each >oung women of the First Baptist The traffic Sunday afternoon at strict the diet like calomel, because 50 36 29 8rin- x 9oin...... $i.i9 each it can not salivate, for it is harm­ church gave a reception to the pas­ Shark river bridge was without less and you can eat anything after­ tor, Bev. P. T. Morris. About 100 at­ doubt the heaviest of the season. It wards. It is inexpensive and almost Our “SEACOAST BRAND” Torn Sheets and Pillow Cases, Extra Quality. tended and enjoyed a pleasant even­ is estimated that between 10,000 and tasteless, and any pharmacist will ing in a social way. A pleasing pro­ 12,000 automobiles passed over the sell you a quarter pound, w’hich is sufficient for a demonstration of PILLOW CASES SHEETS gram of music and recitations was bridge. The traffic was admirably how water and limestone phosphate carried out and refreshments served. handled by Officer Burger without an cleans, stimulates and freshens the 42 in. x 37 in...... 28c each 54 in. x 90 in...... fj.o g each accident. liver, keeping yQu feeling fit day in 45 in x 36 in...... 30c each 72 in. x 90 in ...... $Ii25 each There will be a meeting of the and day out. Young Men’s Democratic club in Bel • There has been an epidemic among 50 in. x 36 in ...... 32c each 81 in. x 9 0 in ...... $Ii3 5 each u.ar this Friday evening. This club the young swans in the Silver lake which is for the setion of Monmouth colony and some of them have died Varney’s Dairy county from Neptune Heights to leaving but nine of this year’s hatch. Manasquan, inclusive, was organized Dr. Davidson dissected one and found Superior last Saturday. Ward Kremer of that the bird has ulcers on its liver i>tnnbarlj (Emttjmmj FRESH MILK and CREAM Bradley Beach is president, Jerry which may have been caused by Bearmore of Belmar is vice presi­ some chemical substance in the BUTTER and BUTTERMILK dent, Mayor Lefferson of Manasquan water and a sample from the lake has Asburg Ptrfe, £mtt jlrrsnj is treasurer and Lewis Wyncopp of been sent to the state chemists to be 706 Ninth Avenue Belmar, N. J. West Grove is secretary. analyzed. Allenwood, N. J.