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Autobillography Revised Standard Version Translated from the original Jargon Being only slightly related to the original of 1979, which is now considered Anathema Compared with the most ancient Authorities Completely re-written 2011 Including Apocrypha, Insignifica, Hysteria, Physica, Dystopia, Comedia, Sanatana Dharma, and Musica Nova Dr. Bill Robinson hare krishna hare rama Text copyright © 2011 by Dr. William R. Robinson All rights reserved. ISBN-13: 978-1466259911 ISBN-10: 1466259914 This book is self-published with CreateSpace. Audio book version is available on my website and on CDs. First Edition, September 2011 Address: Bill Robinson, 3830 Jackson St., Apt. L-13, Raleigh NC 27607 billrobinsonmusic.com [email protected] Photo credits Title page and Chapter 1 (Moses); title page of first edition, King James Bible, 1611 Chapter 1 Brigham Young portrait: Harvard Art Museum/Fogg Museum, Historical Photographs and Special Visual Collections Department, Fine Arts Library, 119.197 ponderscripture.org for picture of street signs Chapter 4 PA engravings; http://www.pa59ers.com/library/Kemper/Andover.html Commons: American Art Post Card Co., 1947 Neem Karoli Baba photo from Raw Sangha (rawsangha.com) Chapter 5 Kendall dorm room by Truitt Rogers, 1974 Notes Picker by Lon Cooper, 1975 Last Supper by Tom Wheeler, 1976 Chapter 6 Old Denton County Courthouse, Aaron Jacobs, 2005 Zip Ztove, ZZ Manufacturing Inc. Chapter 7 Toad picture, Albert Most, Venom Press, Denton Texas (publisher now defunct) Chapter 8 Las Cruces and Organ Mountains, by Neomexicanus Ic Ralph the barfing dog by David Palmer Hugo photo from NOAA Ch. 9 Rowan County Courthouse by http://www.talb.com/municipal.htm Ch. 10 Denmark beach by Harmon Back Cover John Tenniel, illustration for Alice Through the Looking Glass hhttp://staffwww.fullcoll.edu/tmorris/elements_of_ecology/philosophy_science.htmttp://staffwww.fullcoll.edu/tmorris/elements_of_ecology/philosophy_science.htm The Spanish Inquisition http://cedarconsulting.wordpress.com/2008/05/13/mad-science-or-insurance-laboratory/ mad scientist http://query.nytimes.com/mem/archive- free/pdf?res=9D00EFD8163DE633A2575BC2A96F9C946296D6CF idiots pie chart, New York Times 1913 http://kimmysf.hubpages.com/hub/Chakras-for-Beginners Chakra diagram Dedication Quiz Can you name these inspirational figures? (c) (a) (b) (d) (e) (f) (i) (h) (g) Merciless Answers: (a) Neem Karoli Baba, great saint from India (b) Ram Dass, who inspired many in the West to become higher beings (c) Timothy Leary (d) The Lord God according to Monty Python (e) Jesus according to South Park (f) Igor Stravinsky’s mug shot, taken by the Boston Police, 1940 (g) St. Frank Zappa (h) Santa Claus (i) Ming the Autobillography Table of Contents 1. Genesis.............................................................................1 In the Beginning........................................................................................................... 1 Those Terrific Abrahamic religions ....................................................................... 1 A yogi might add....................................................................................................... 2 Modern Times............................................................................................................... 2 LDS: Right Letters, Wrong Order.......................................................................... 2 And a yogi might interject....................................................................................... 4 Everything we know is wrong................................................................................. 4 But I digress…now to my mother’s side................................................................ 5 And back to Dad ....................................................................................................... 7 Family life, Oh Joy oh Rapture............................................................................... 9 2. Inferno............................................................................11 Being in the flow from the get-go......................................................................... 11 Leaving Denton for Good Part I........................................................................... 13 3. Puritans .........................................................................14 Kinfolk said, Move to Beverly............................................................................... 14 Escape to the Sea in Books.................................................................................... 17 Oh why did we move.............................................................................................. 18 Let the Fiddling Commence.................................................................................. 19 Must-see TV: Turn on, Tune in ............................................................................ 21 Psychological crisis ................................................................................................ 22 They laughed at me, and called me mad, MAD...but I'LL SHOW THEM! I'LL SHOW THEM ALL!! BWAHAHAHAAA! ........................................................... 23 4. Epistle to the Phillipians..................................................... 26 Hobnobbing with the swells ................................................................................. 26 First Year Follies..................................................................................................... 27 Oh Lighten Up ........................................................................................................ 29 The Revolution that gave us Ronald Reagan...................................................... 30 Second year, 1970-71.............................................................................................. 33 Peace, Love, Dope—well, at least Dope............................................................... 35 Third year, 1971-1972............................................................................................. 36 Psychedelphia PA ................................................................................................... 38 Summertime 1972 .................................................................................................. 40 Fourth year Senioritis, 1972-73; or, Non Sibi that Joint .................................. 42 High altitude summer of 1973 .............................................................................. 45 5. Musica Neurotica............................................................. 47 Eastman, Heart of Darkness................................................................................. 47 All About New Music ............................................................................................. 49 What next? .............................................................................................................. 52 North Texas State University (now UNT), Fall 1974......................................... 52 Summertime and the Living is Easy.................................................................... 56 Fall 1975: Bruce Hall, Home of Grace and Kulcher........................................... 58 Back North for the Summer of Spiritual Strangeness....................................... 59 Senior Year, Fall 1976 ............................................................................................ 62 It’s All Downhill from Here................................................................................... 63 Peru or Bust: Leaving Denton for Good Part II ................................................. 66 6. Macrobiotica ................................................................... 68 What is this yin-yang anyway? ............................................................................. 68 I said, “Peru or Bust”: Leaving Denton for Good Part III................................. 69 Denton Again, Fall 1977 ........................................................................................ 72 Winter and Spring 1978......................................................................................... 74 The Wonderful World of Work............................................................................. 75 More macroneurotica ............................................................................................ 79 Leaving Denton for Good Part IV ........................................................................ 82 Intensive cult training, winter 1979-80 .............................................................. 85 Appalachian Spring, 1980..................................................................................... 90 Ice age ...................................................................................................................... 92 Hunting the Wild Algae......................................................................................... 95 7. Numbers........................................................................ 98 Denton Recidivist................................................................................................... 98 The Narrative Resumes ......................................................................................... 99 Under the Knife .................................................................................................... 101 Just when things were looking up ..................................................................... 102