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HONORS STUDENTS DISCUSS DORM, TODAY 3 Mouths in Search of a Today at Canterbury House at 4:30 p.m. there will be an Honor Students Association special meeting. Joel Rudy, open up a Honda agency in By ELIZABETH OSTROFF has to do ie James Grimm, and Dr. Hively will be present to answer ques Hurricane News mi\M>r Beverly Hills." beco aj tions on the Honors Dorm. All Honors students are mvjted. w- «*inT ' CRESCENT CLUB HOLDS CAR WASH, TOIV(ORROW "My kids look at me fre Self termed "Hollywood tos and taL °uCts The Crescent Club of the Phi Beta Sigma Fraternity, Inc. quently as if I'm something be mo *J* drJS will have a car wash tomorrow at Bell's Union 76'Service Sta fat cat" and establishment hand ral h g left over from Goodwill In toasL Hoid SoHi tion, 201 South Dixie Highway from 9:00 a.m. to 5:00 p.m. member suffering from "mid dustries," Serling said of the 'ghetto The price per car is $1.50, so stop by and let us, clean your f dle age fatigue", Rod Serling generation gap. "It's tragic Serl:in car. §empha seemed none of these things because there aren't any real DEAN LEWIS SPEAKS AT BREAKFAST, SUNDAY °PP°Sed^b^i2^e when he spoke on the Patio villians in the piece. Middle Dr. Frederick D. Lewis, dean of the UM Law* School will 0r leakers speak at the monthly breakfast meeting of the Brotherhood of Wednesday night for the Americans — their concerns down. bein Hp Temple Beth Sholom, Sunday, March 28, at 10:30 a.m. in the SBG Lecture Series. are no less real than yours; auditorium of the Temple, 4144 Chase Avenue, Miami Beach. their world is no less torn Politically Q fri y The Dean will speak on "New Dynamic in Law" and the Author, anthologist, T.V. apart than yours." ^ofth ;^ meeting is open to the general public at an admission fee of announcer, ex-boxer and par $1 per person. atl0n •V achutist, Serling's comments Speaking of the synthetic M ^ A? DRAFT COUNSELING AVAILABLE, TUES., WED. AND Mitchell ... ,g Att. were as diverse as his back patriotism fed to his genera j0b r k THURS. " ^ Spir A * . tion Serling told the audi Resident °^w The UM Draft Counseling Center will provide draft infor ground. Speaking on every ence, "You have a much with a mation and counseling every Tuesday, Wednesday and Thurs thing from Vietnam to por lower threshhold of outrage." *e though^* iss day from 7 to 9 p.m. in the Student Union Room S-244. Any Al0 8gesti nography, Serling twice drew "g with Martt one who cannot make it at that time may call SBG at Ext. A World War II veteran he caller >« 3082 for an appointment standing ovations from about who was a prisoner of the DADELAND MALL FEATURES HISTORICAL ART EXHIBIT 3500 spectators. Japanese for 11 days Serling » said, "We went to war bor "Faces of Freedom" an exhibit of 73 originally commis On films Serling spoke of a f Vietnam rowing a lexicon from past de sioned paintings (American history in content) is on display "It lo renaissance and "a new era fies lJHgic, ? at the Dadeland Mall through April 2 from 10 a.m. to 9:30 wars that you care and you screams but of permissiveness ... a commit yourselves is far for p.m. sion 1 diSt new maturity and a new so worthier than all the genu don't L. « Paintings of the signing of the Declaration of Indepen can sanctify a ***** phistication." flections . . . that marked tue of dence, Boston Tea Party, Thomas Edison, Francis Scott Key, the faCct tha2?* Cyrus McCormick, Ralph Waldo Emerson, John Paul Jones, our generations," Serling for it." ' niei,' Serling recommended General George Patton, Walt Whitman, Huck Finn, The Draf said. tee, The Judge, The Jury, The Voter, will be displayed. "Love Story" which he said ED. ASSOCIATION WILL DISCUSS LEGAL RIGHTS, "would open tear ducts in a Serling has some definite TUESDAY concrete slab", but criticized ideas on morality. According by pointing , The Student Education Association is meeting Tuesday, "Easy Rider" saying Fonda to the Twilight Zone's cre out Serling's Comments Were Diverse as His Background ator a person may be ex lence seems wholes March 30, in Room S-226C at 7:30 p.m. A guest speaker will and Hopper "should get out hu ... received two standing ovations from over 3,500 people tremely religious but, "all he ™n love do < ^ discuss "The Law and the Teacher." Learn about your legal of the acting business and 0t rights. Refreshments will be served. many Americans '" ISRAELI STUDENTS PRESENT CULTURAL FILM,
MONDAY •• 0I American Students for Israel will meet Monday March Pub Board Announces Editorial Elections juana, "I Want . 29, at 7:30 p.m. in the Hillel Foundation. The evening's pro sure it's not harmful" 5| gram will present a film on Israeli life. Following the film will queston and parties immediately follow be Israeli dancing. By KARAN KAGAN lines for registration, and with a notation beside each sentation and Serling also Of The Hurricane Staff spoke of FELLINFS 'JULIET FEATURED, SUNDAY any applications received name recommended or not answer period will be pri- ing the board's decision and work ,n television. He! after those dates will not be Sunday, March 28, Fellini's "Juliet of the Spirits" will be A new election procedure recommended. vate. will be posted in the Hurri was hard to make a has been established to gov considered. shown at 7:30 p.m. in LC 140 and at 8:30 p.m. in LC 160 cane office and in the Board dramatic statement TV 4 INVITES STUDENTS TO DISCUSS VIEWS ern elections of Editor, Asso Names of candidates will The Student Publications When all applicants for of Student Publications of TV Channel 4, WTVJ, provides an opportunity for knowl ciate Editor and Business be posted in the Hurricane Board will meet in executive each position have been fice upon the adjournment of edgeable and interested students to air their views in a week Manager of the Hurricane for office and in the Board of session Monday, April 26 at heard, the board will pro the fall semester 1971. Student Publications office ly panel discussion, "Raparound." 3 p.m. in Room S-245, Stu ceed, through written ballot, the meeting April 26. .Why did he do , Vietnam, drugs, politics, religion on campus, Women's as applications are received. dent Union, to hear each can to elect one of the candidates Members of the Hurricane cials, himself? "For Lib, "sexual revolution", abortion, and other current concerns A candidate, including an didate for a five-minute peri to each position being con he said. staff not subject to election are scheduled for discussion. incumbent, for any of the An Interview Committee od during which he will pres sidered. A majority vote of If you wish to appear on the program, register in the of above positions may begin composed of the three advi ent his views about the posi the board is required for the will be selected by the editor Serling concluded fice of Programs in Honors and Privileged Studies, Ashe 205. the registration process by sors to the board and two tion he is seeking. After the election. in association with the publi speech with words filling out an application student members of the DR. REYES SPEAKS ON 'MILITARISM IN CUBA' presentation, the candidate cations advisors and will be gained him his second stiM® have brou available in S-213B of the board will review the appli 1 Dr. Manolo Reyes, director of Latin American News for will be questioned by the Results of the elction will ing ovation, Our salvation Student Union. cations and interview all ap subject to the board's ap Channel 4, WTVJ, will speak on "the Growth of Militarism in board. Each candidate's pre be announcd to interested in that remarkable human i Cuba" Friday night, April 2, at 7:30 p.m., Dr. Reyes' lecture, plicants on Friday, April 23 proval. parity for love" sponsored by the Young Americans for Freedom, will be in Completed forms of non- at 3:30 p.m. in Room S-245 of Room S-233 of the Student Union. All members of the UM incumbents must be deliv the Student Union. All candi community are welcome. ered to Mrs. Elizabeth Wol- dates are required not to dis MARRIED STUDENTS' PICNIC SET SUNDAY lery, secretary to the Board cuss their candidacy with in Moot Court Opens There will be a picnic sponsored by the Married Student of Student Publications, dividual board members prior Association this Sunday March 28 at Crandon Park, Parking Room S-213B ofthe Student to the election. Lot 2, Pit 6, beginning at 12:30 p.m. Food and beverages will Union, no later than 12 noon be provided. All married students and their children are invit Friday, April 23. Applications After all interviews are Competition Today ed to attend. Donation of $1 per family is requested. of incumbents must be deliv completed, the Interview Those planning to attend are asked to call Bob at Ext. ered to Mrs. Wollery not Commtte will submit a list of 2902 in order that proper amounts of food and beverages may later than 12 p.m. Tuesday, all candidates interviewed to UM, winner last year alists; Alan Whitaker, be on hand. April 20. These are the dead the chairman of the board of the championship in Jr., 22, second-year stu the Phillip C. Jessup In dent, son of Mr. and Mrs. ternational Law Moot Alan B. Whitaker of Court Competition will Holmes Road, Apalachin, Students May View Vocations take the first step in de N.Y., alternate oralist; MIRACLE fense of the title today Jean C. Boggie, 23, sec and tomorrow. ond-year student, daugh MILE CORAL GABLE ter of Mr. and Mrs. A. H. UM law students will Boggie, 68 Hobart Ave., Through ^Project Get Ahead argue in the 1971 region Summit, N.J., and Grego al competition at the ry Gray, 23, second-year By BARBARA KERR available in the Business seminars for trainees, and ar University of Georgia in student, son of Mr. and Of The Hurricane Staff School office on the second Athens against teams LOST OUR range all visa preparations, Mrs. O. S. Gray, 20 Students who want to find floor of the Ashe Building in from Emory, Georgia, Compass Island, Fort dicating what career he housing, and transportation out about a career they are Mississippi and Tulane. A Lauderdale, Fla. would like to investigate. (which the student pays). interested in before going team must win the re Whitaker, Boggie and through four years of college A.I.E.S.E.C. will forward Traineeships may take gional round to be eligi Gray collaborated on the can now examine any career this information to the Rota place at any time during the ble for the semi-final and briefs and will make the final rounds in Washing field available in the Miami ry Club of Miami. Shortly af year, lasting from eight trip to Athens with the ton, D.C. April 30-May 1. oralists. Associate Dean area through "Project Get terward, someone who is suc weeks to 18 months, al though most take place dur R. G. Genitez ofthe UM Ahead." cessful in the requested field For the past four years ing the summer vacation pe School of Law is faculty will contact the student and UM has gained the semi advisor. A.I.E.S.E.C. (The Interna riods. tional Association of Stu arrange a meeting. final or final rounds. The teams will argue dents in Economics and Busi The investigation may be "This semester we're peti UM team members before a mock interna ness) is an organization that tioning the Business School 'are: Robert F. Urich, Jr., tional court of justice a arranges training and learn short or long, interactive or Tim Smith for formal accreditation for 26, second-year student, case involving an inter ing experiences for students "just looking." Smith ... 'real need* on an international basis. the whole program," Smith son of Mr. and Mrs. Rob national airplane hijack stressed that the important ing, destruction of the A.I.E.S.E.C. will select stu said. ert F. Urich of 5800 Roe- With the help of the Rota thing of the Get Ahead proj land Drive, Mission, Kan plane and holding of pas dents to fit the particular If any students wish more ry Club of Miami, A.I.E. ect is that the experience is sas, and Daniel S. sengers as hostages. The specifications of the compa information about the "Get UM team will argue both S.E.C. will be bringing a sim designed to fit the special Schwartz, 23, second- f ny, and will pay them a week Ahead" project or the inter year student, son of Mr. sides of the hypothetical ilar experience at the local needs of each student. ly stipend of $70 to $110 national aspects of A.I.E. and Mrs. Daniel case in the competition. level to UM students. The A.I.E.S.E.C. program, while training. S.E.C, the group meets Schwartz, of 5451 S.W. 1 "We felt there was a real which has been in operation every Wednesday at 5p.m. in 85th St., Miami, Fla., need for students on this for 22 years, is an indepen They also arrange special the Student Union. who were selected as or- dent, student-run, non-politi campus to get out into a ca cal, and non-profit organiza reer field and look it over," tion. Tim Smith, founder of A.I.E.- VA MILLION DOLLAR S.E.C.-Miami said, "A lot of It is world-wide, with 49 LORD SAMUEL kids go through three years member countries exchang INVENTORY CONSISTS Of of college and then find out ing 5,000 students annually. ON TKE AAIDDLE EAST what the career field is like In the U.S., A.I.E.S.E.C. is de FOLLOWED BY I IE! AND ANSWERS TOP QUALITY and they don't like it." "Bum the centralized, operating TUESDAY, MARCH 30 at 6 P.M. MEN'S & WOMEN'S APPAf This opportunity is open to through local committees ac midnight oil" all students in any year or JEWELRY & BOUTIQUES course of study and is not re tive at SO colleges and uni with a proper stricted to UM students. A versities. HILLEL HOUS student may investigate any study lamp... EVERYTHING 0__, field from accounting to zo It administers a reciprocal ology. Some of the opportuni exchange program enabling ties listed do not require col- selected students to train LOUNGE for 1 e g e training, and many abroad with companies of trades are included. member nations. It offers its good students the opportunity to To participate, a student put classroom theory to the grades simply fills out a short form practical test. APATHETIC? New York State Legal Abortions good No intermediaries or Restrictions N'T COME TO THE Out-patient facility with informative brochures available. No waiting period. UNIV. FORUM Licensed obstetricians and registered nurses. SELLING OUT TO TJL Including Laboratory work FRIDAYS 3-5 PM Total Cost $215 BARE WAff HURRY FOR THESE SENSATION"1 MEDIPAGE at THE FORUM ISO ist Rt. 59, Nanuet, LY. BARGAIN? 914 623= (OUTSIDE THI UNION NEAR THE ROCK) WITHOUT EQUAL ANTWH^ , s Fri., March 26, 1971 THE HURRICANE eft ot^______um guIed Ineligible Man Multiplying Too Fast j . MOVSHIN are ineligible to run under the specifications outlined by y commission the committee. The ruling of By TOM RICHARDSON control in the United regarding the serious an attempt to sway poli the committee can be ap. Special to fhe Hurricane <" eligibility of States by means of edu ness and magnitude of ticians to legislation de in tn pealed by the SBG Supreme Take a trip to Los An ining upcoming cation and legislation. the population problem sired. the Court. geles. Or Chicago. Or the S Say 'n' and to offer alternatives Persons interested in ger teeming complex which Education involves in moral 7 ' ">* W qualify The candidates are: Wil to uncontrolled growth. joining this organization io cu' ^°nve crowds the Atlantic forming people of the should contact Chairman '3f; liam Eck, Bonnie Edison, Pat coast from Washington, problem and of ways in The chapter also main Mike Klitenick, at P.O. candidates Wilson and Jeffrey Wollman. D.C. to New York City. which they, as individu tains a book loan pro Se necessary gram whereby interested Box 8529, UM, Judy Ba 6d "We are not restricting als, can help solve it. &* Tare enrolled Or, if you prefer for persons can borrow gatti 446-5006 or Flor ; anyone from running, we are Legislation consists of mpha; eign travel, take a jet to copies of books such as ence Dawson at 667-5123. Sl2e dents with 12 promoting laws to legal d he • stu< just interpreting the SBG New Delhi, Tokyo, or Rio "The Population Bomb" bombi ize abortion and make Remember, organiza constitution; all candidates de Janeiro. and other literature re rs bei w Chavkin, contraceptives freely tions like ZPG can only- Steve Stuart may appeal the decison to rd0 lating to the population offer the choice of a sane ** «#.-*!«».J>Tdiiai & Howar"rrerad ^Zusman , One thing is certain — available to everyone, the Supreme Court," Richard problem. The chapter you won't be lonesome and laws which impose population policy. y. Senin DeQuattro chairman of the maintains an up-to-date Whether that choice is he ji ^ Yinger received his WE ARE HERE TO HELP YOU the University of $3,000 Grant Available ABORTION INFORMATION his M.A. from * State University established by its organiz 5'A. from dePauw Some UM organization WE'VE BEEN THEREil ers," Lincoln said. % He has taught at may be able to sponsor a WE CAN HELP! peleyan University $3000 tuition scholarship by The voting drive is an "ef 1 fen a visiting pro- participating in a voting TOTALLY CONFIDENTIAL ' Michigan, Washing- fort to increase the people's 1 Hawaii. drive for the April Coral Ga awareness and the use of IMA. SERVES MIAMI bles election. their voting privilege," he WITH said. PROFESSIONAL CARE Lee Lincoln, candidate for Mayor and City Commission The name of the founda CALL ANYTIME er, says the scholarship will tion offering the scholarship 757-0073 will be announced today. UM be given if there is a five per INTERSTATE MEDICAL ASSISTANCE student Mike Healey was in cent increase over the num operated by U. of M. graduates strumental in arranging the ber of all registered voters in scholarship. the last election. Coral Ga bles now has 19,000 qualified voters. "At the conclusion of the election on April 13, when the polls close, if the number and the percentage of votes tabulated against the number of people who are qualified LLAR to vote are five per cent k higher, then the scholarship rsoF Yinger ^f"ps* speaker will be awarded on the rules ITY t, *™ «Me )N mOK STASH •*•«.•• - •PAREL cruise to BCIHCIinCIS Join the world's most comprehensive collection of contemporary .£'00pm Thursday and . . people . . We've got it all together... For a break abroad etufnattVarfprnthenextlav ^^^^| . . . Freeport . . . Nassau ... or both . . . The bread is unimportant .. . The food is out of sight 50 ... And the fun ... do your own thing . or watch! 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R.A. p An All-American Paper MARK BERMAN Editor Is Stiflite SCOTT BRESSLER CHUCK JONES Associate Editor Business Manager Sensitivit ) Tenure Denial • • • lOU knor\HOwW her magic; I can tele11l 7b* %t walks. . ." ythe^ Recently there Wa, « Will Cost UM dent advisor Tom irin?of Johnston because % of reasons which were terribly Its Best Profs minor. i If there is any D The University of Miami is on the verge of possi >^ chance to improve bly making the greatest and potentially the most de campus condi structive mistake of its administrative life. tions, it must Of 25 instructors who have come-up for tenure begin with the Rocky Walters thinking that peo this spring 17-19 have almost definitely, but "unoffi ple can get to cially" been denied tenure. This comes after approval gether somewhere by the instructors' peers, chairman, and dean. and somehow within the dormi- n,D After decades of slowly building UM from a 0YlE school that deserved to be called "Suntan U," the ad Administrators Running Senate tories and other areas on ca! To stifle efforts to a*? ministration is willing to jeopardize years of work. s Administrators have taken it upon themselves to ex- sensitivity all for the sab ? ° the status quo is a fJ_\? y. pell the best of young and vital academics on this : campus. which should be corrected " Is Not In Faculty's Interest One night last December , Any qualified young professor who will be com charged with assaulting a Z ing tip for tenure at UM in the next several years There are certain changes that fact that Sidney Besvinick and Bennet than one school and the possibility liceman and with throwing would be a fool not to make plans to leave a universi that the now Chairman of the Senate face. The policeman informed1. ty which has so flagrantly abused his trust. In fact, must be forthcoming if the Faculty Sallman, chairman and vice-chairman Senate is to have any authority at this of the Faculty Senate, are both admin Sidney Besvinick, is not merely eligi of men of his bad fortune bv many faculty members, both tenured and non-ten ble but apparently willing and able to report which was another lie ured, HAVE begun to look elsewhere. When a sup institution. istrators as well as faculty members, it I attended the becomes apparent that there is no rep acquiesce to the throne as a dean of Although I didn't do what posedly benevolent despot undermines the trust that one of the divisions, it becomes evi liceman said, who is to protect th, the faculty places in it, the best will leave. Monday Senate resentation for the faculty on this all meeting for about important board. dent that there was no real represen dent in case someone with some* ed authority feels like develrl The administration claims financial problems are five minutes. That If these members are set and the tation on the board for the faculty be the reason for the denial of tenure to faculty members is, before Sidney chairman and vice-chairman are auto cause of the presence of a chairman situation which makes it necei who have been approved by the only people compe Besvinick spotted matically placed on this board, why who was elected to duly represent, not some administrators to become* tent to judge them . . . their departmental colleagues my smiling face in would the faculty continually elect ad the administration but the teaching ged down in their present rut tion and inability to become i and chairman and their dean. Even if we accept finan the audience. ministrators to chair their Senate? If and research staff of this decaying in cial reasons as the sole reason, which we hesitate to I was asked to stitution. ed with students? Who will breili the faculty was on the ball it would hopeless barrier which exists? do, why can't the faculty see the budget? Why can't leave since there exclude administrators from these two Sidney, I take my hat off to you we, the students, and the faculty get the real story be was a rule pre offices, even if it did not exclude and concede that you should have had Should administrators be i hind what areas of the university are loosing the most venting anyone them from the Senate entirely. This me removed from the Faculty Senate to always channel problems in th money? from the news could be done through amendment or meeting, as I do present more of a rection of major or minor discipli If there are faculty members who are naively media from being merely by voting for non-administra threat to you than do any of the high With this type of system you willing to trust the administration, we can only point present. His presence might intimidate tive personnel when the vote for the officials in the administration. serve the existence of fear, whicl out the fact that a large number of their colleagues, the senators. One beard in the crowd chair comes up this spring. the sickness of American society, might make that body of high officials Faculty, the choice is yours; elect Well, if you get in trouble who have taught at UM for up to six years under the Sallman, as vice-chairman, does yourself a position of power or contin mistaken impression that if they were good, and had come down with a case of the inhi don't understand what this schoo bitions, yet Drs. Stanford and Gropp not inherit the seat by the stepping ue to elect administrators who will Others are doing, don't worry; don' tenure producing contracts, they would be awarded down of the chairman at the end of his throw you your token awards just as tenure, have been denied tenure. are permitted to attend. Are we to as afraid because when you are afrai sume that they do not inhibit certain term, although for the last two terms the administration has done with the anything, you could be afraid of eve The action that the faculty now will or will not administrators on the Senate? the vice-chairman has done so. But it students. thing. So maybe just let it be andth take will indicate if they have learned anything from should not be considered as tradition Keep them happy, but if they get will be an answer. The fact that they attend would be the Gropp tenure memorandum. We hope they have. for this to take place. out of hand, use the axe. "What about the boy?' ample reason to discontinue the prac If the Senate is truly concerned tice of electing administrators, people over the granting of tenure, for just who already have access to the high one example, then it should insure administration levels of this universi that the faculty is represented beyond Bill Diffenderffe] Faculty Senate ty. the level of the department on this im But this perhaps is not sufficient portant issue. reason. Let us take a quick look at the This year the untenured faculty present tenure crisis and see if there is will be allowed to vote for representa God And University Must Be Open to be found further cause to be tives to the Senate, but there are cer alarmed at the increasing rate of ad tain points that must be considered. ministrative control over every aspect Those members of the faculty who are To UM Press of this university community. not tenured but have been sufficiently Forced To Economi active in the role as complete might On the Personnel Board that has Peter: Yes, it is expensive. M- ** Government in the sunshine at UM received a the authority to ax anyone being con not be eligible. As everyone knows, the price of living has been increasing very rapid we'll have to economize. setback Monday when a reporter from the Hurricane sidered for tenure, is Dean of Faculties The Faculty Senate term is two •• was asked to leave the UM Faculty Senate hearing in Armin Gropp, Associate Dean of Facul ly. People, companies, universities, God: That's what years and most of the active non-ten and even the Kingdom of God have all I've been think the Brockway Lecture Hall. ties Emmet Low, and Dean of the ured personnel are being axed in one Graduate School John Harrison. Now been forced to economize. Some, un ing. I figured that The reason given was that it is against the Sen- year. Those who will be best known fortunately, in their desire to cut ex we would have to there are two other members on this next year will also no doubt be axed ' ate's charter for anyone except members, the faculty board, the chairman and the vice- penses, have not been as prudent as cut out some of or a representative of the Graduate Student Associa- for financial reasons. Thus representa others. chairman of the Faculty Senate. tion from this group is highly unlikely man's parts. - tion or the Student Body Government to attend. The following dialogue took place Peter: Well, I Dr. Gropp told me Monday that the . . . one more cog in a Senate which It is amazing to think that a member of the press between God and Peter while they guess it's neces reason he set the board up as it is was has not represented fairly the senti were at Heaven's People-making fac could intimidate the Senate. Apparently the Faculty ments of the faculty. sary. But what to prevent one man from having this tory. will we cut out or Senate does not wish to pass on its decisions on the power to ax. Now it is left up to a With the possible altering of the UM faculty with a student reporter present. God: Peter, the cost of people is just cut off? board of five. But if we consider the college of Arts and Sciences into more too high! We can't afford it anymore. God: I thought The student body might find out just why some that we should re of the more admired faculty members don't stay move the brain _ pERFF around long if a reporter attended Senate meetings, On The Campus Right and the heart. MIFFEN though. Peter: My God! That does seem extreme, doesn't it? Aren In light of the current events concerning the fac n ulty and the uproar about tenure, the Faculty Senate most important! Can «* should either amend its charter or overlook it. Or without them? ,_.,,„ive. survivAe maybe the Faculty Senate would rather the press re Joining ROTC Program Doesn't God: Man can be made to we ceive its information second-hand. That way it could think of all the head-ache^ deny what is printed or could pass it off as irresponsi saving ourselves, cy .j^iii ble journalism when the real truth is that the Senate brain and the heart we wo^ is the irresponsible party. a lot less problems. u» '£*2 quiet, pleasant, and calm;' ^ The press has the inalienable right to have access Mean Advocating War In Vietnam Peter: But God, withotii-™h\_ to the news first-hand. would lose the original aj but The fact that one joins ROTC does bans indulge in definitely anti- Perhaps the Faculty Senate would like to add mental rights. However, I believe that He would be left with n°^uldse not mean that one condones the Viet communist behavior. They will take a powerful nation should help the old thoughts. Stagnation ^ ^ suppression of the press to its long list of heroic but nam War. I know many cadets who do my comments on communism with a behind-the-scenes activities. weak. I cannot conform to the prepon Without the heart, W1 t? not see the necessity of that conflict. grain of salt. One tends to shade the derance of evil. Therefore, I think that lost. Is that what we reairy doeSi,f They think our truth a bit when one is prejudiced, you 10 our tragic and immense loss of life in God: Admittedly, th* c0lll m presence there is know. Vietnam was worth it if the life and its faults. But I think *'^ unwarranted and MIAMI HURRICANE STAFF But how does one become preju freedom of a single child was saved awaywithit.Ifwetime^n^ that we must get ^ can P Published semi-weekly during the academic year diced? I can think of two ways: by in This is why I can find ethical r e e Copyright 1968 by the University of Miami out as fast as doctrination and by injury. Most in- af- and releases P °P J^ji whi'rhtl( (Undergraduate Student Body) firmation to my being a soldier who sneak it past the would" Copyright 1970 by the University of Miami physically possi doctrinative prejuice is parental in na might have to kill sometime. I there ble. ture and does not rest on firm empiri think looking. That way »•?: P.O. BOX 8107 UNIVERSITY OF Willi, MML MILES, FL0III0I Ml» that I'm right, because I will hV . It has been cal grounds. It derives from heresay; live, at any squawk! . n>t tnf,fi * least for a few years, in order to'de Peter: But, gee whiz. \ The HURRICANE is written and edited by the students of the University of said that we went not from first-hand experience. In my inste80* $ Mfami. Editorial views herein are not necessarily those of either the UM fac fend peace, life and freedom. thing else we can ccuu t we ulty or administration. to Vietnam to case, I was prejudiced through injury. Managing Editor Iris Horowitz protect the sover I was there and I saw the commu has to be something eW^ New Editors Elizabeth Ostroff... John Reilly eignty and self- nists in action. I wish you could have i^klyspeakinG by Phil F nk How about cutting^Vijffl Feature Editor Linda Ormes • " God: Well, I thought n C0«ldn, Sports Editor Ed Lang determination of been there. You would be able to un Copy Editor Bill Lizewski that country. derstand the way they act and their without any %£V#pe t any sports and then ?N Photo Editor , Tora Gura Some argue that intentions concerning the world. But r Entertainment Editor. , Jim Fishel SANTOS watch to amuse ou s o J we went there to project our imperial no one wants to hear about that any enl Classified and Subscription Manager Roni Barone I'm really very sorry. e* > Controller Frank Heltai istic designs. Others say that, had we ways. b Advertising Manager David Groelinger not gotten involved, the communists The fact remains that Vietnamese heart and brains is* ifwc« for everybody. B*^ ^ Ass. Copy Editors: Walter Dozier. Ass. Sports Editors: Lew Matusow. would have committed all kinds of communists receive moral and materi Hazel Bungy Dave Goldstein, Lynn Marschke atrocities to gain power. Others still, al aid from Cuban emmmunists . . . any extra money* , Ass. Photo Editor: Al Sunshine Ass. Entertainment Editor: Joshua »Peter: But God! &P i Ass. Controller: Debbie Monciiek Hassel say that we have committed all sorts You have heard that "birds of a of atrocities to maintain power. How feather. . ."If they committed atroci God: Now Peter i to di' EDITORIAL RESEARCHERS: Jeff STAFF PHOTOGRAPHERS: can we ever know the truth for sure? ties in Cuba, it follows that they are Wollman, Rocky Walter Josh Sills, Barbara Kerr, Wil|sa SPORTS WRITERS: Pat Domnger, the answer is: never. able to do them in Vietnam. If what I worry, man wilw>»l —si we • fu Tim Pugliese, Melani Van Petten think of all the money j the fl Bob Bacisin, Tony Musto, Bill REPORTERS: Lind» W«llner, Judi But allow me to draw an empirical experienced in Cuba was evil, it fol Mann, Dave Berman Sullivan, Ted Koren. conclusion. Although I was born an lows that what they are trying to do in God, what the SECRETARY: Judi Sullivan SALESMEN: Ernie Westbury, Peter: out STAFF WRITERS: Melani Van Richard Cooper, lee Scheuet, Mirk American, I was born on an island Vietnam is evil. I, personally, believe like if we take ff* Peten, Barbara Kerr, Carol Copoland, Langer, Sandy Karlan called Cuba. Immediately after learn that our presence in Vietnam is justi $ Kathy Tupp, Jill Moushin, Karen brains. ,bout [,h ^i URING 1969, two hundred thirty-four ras breaks the tanks will also break the dyke, Considering that we have not yet devised means you send several telegrams (or letters) to people in a f i ships carrying cargoes of oil crashed he Interior iri:n gof ft, *« I Department says, comfortingly, for safely getting oil out of the ground, nor cleaning key positions to begin turning the issue around. :ti; I into one another, dashed themselves f upon reefs, or otherwise did them that safeguards" will be taken, but adds this: "There up messes with anything but bales of straw thrown Secondly, you can begin to organize where you selves in. is the probability that some oil spills will occur even upon the goo; and considering that there is not a live or work on some of the reduced-oil-use ideas During 1966-the last year for which such figures under the most stringent conditions." single use of oil—from cars to power plants to plastic mentioned in section II. If you want to know how, D 6 The 0il wil1 get put into ocean products—which does not produce pollution, do we we'll help you. Use the coupon. are available to us - the waters of the U. S. had 2,000 \/ L -g°fag tankers oil spills of one kind or another. at Vaidezwhich, in addition to being ferocious earth really want to use the stuff faster still? Finally, join Friends of the Earth and please send us some money so we can continue to encourage the Things have advanced to the point where off the quake country, is also one of the stormiest harbors Most oil-use statistics are based upon population in the world. The tankers themselves will be 15 times idea that governments should regulate the oil indus t of Labrador alone, some 350,000 birds a year increases, with each new person behaving exactly as coaS try, not vice versa. become sufficiently covered with oil that they A) everyone before him did, except more-sO, wanting nothing so fervently as more possessions. Among our immediate goals is the development cannot fly, or B) because some natural buoyancy has of an international energy policy. We also plan an been interfered with, cannot float,o r C) because their SHIPS FILLED WITH OIL Yet there is a hope that our population will not increase over the next years. Furthermore, new gen expanded Washington lobby against oil industry food supply is similarly coated, cannot eat without erations may find the quest for more material goodies excesses (with law suits wherever feasible) and we being poisoned. a less satisfactory way to spend their lives than relat are organizing Oil Task Forces among our members The experience throughout the world has been ing to more permanent systems of value. Society around the notion that citizen actions can halt further that at least 90% of all birds so afflicted by oil die, no could actually reduce its uses of oil even below the accommodation of cars, freeways, smog, slurbs, noise matter what attempts are made to save them. and junk, that are making this an intolerable planet !t0 create so— present rate, and with a healthier environment to be World-wide, several million birds are killed by oil gained in the bargain. Here are a few ideas: to live on. a^ every year. So are seals, otters, fish and, billions of 1) Cars account for 40% of oil-use. If every Please join us, to help impress the powers that be rected. undersea organisms that they feed on.And the num.- American did not use his car just one day each week, that there are priorities that come before oil: life in December » ber is growing. " i.e., took a carpool, bus, train, or bike, or walked, its.various forms; a world for our children pleasanter ltm§ a campus that would save enough oil in six years to equal the than our own, not worse; a chance for possibilities lrowi ' ng dirt iB Until recently the deatri of "subhuman" creatures entire Prudhoe Bay discovery. It would alsO cut down greater than material wealth to flourish. was not considered worthy of comment. But from an on your weekly gas budget, reduce smog, heart For more details, please consult the coupon. '°JU* by f| ecological point of view, oil on birds' wings is a crime attacks and a lot of aggravation. Thank you. - other lie, against evolution [oil is not a thing a species has time 2) Airplanes. Stewardesses like to say, "747s David Brower, t do what the— to adapt to, like colder weather] and is no less an out use enough fuel cross-country to send a V-8 engine President, Friends of the Earth ; to protect the rage than smog in human lungs. round the earth 26 times." Yet many of the flights of tewithSOmecre 747s are flowntwo-third s empty. Fewk flights is one llke There is also some human self-interest involved develop™ here. If we destroy enough of the oceans, we may do idea; passenger pools another. The stewardesses ies »t necessary s ourselves in. Everything works together. W.C Fields PROPOSED SHIP NOW ON ENGLISH DRAWING BOARDS could talk about views. ' to become b, once put it this way "If there ain't no chickens, " Then there's the SST.'It would use 2.VS times the resent rut of isc The chart gives you the relative sizes of presently in-use tankers, 1 Harry, there ain't no eggs." such as the Oregon Standard (which recently crashed in San fuel per passenger-mile as the 707. 500. SSTs require Editorial become acquai Francisco Bay) and the Torrey Canyon Which crashed off enough extra fuel to use up the Prudhoe. Bay find in Vho will break t It is worth noting therefore, that seven oil com England in 1967 Please note that the Oregon Standard is only one-fifteenth the size (in carrying capacity) of the ships Which eight years. Speed of this kind kills, too. . ch exists? panies are about to begin a project which will pro would bring oil'down the coast "from Valdez, Alaska, to San rators be i ... . duce, eventually, a variety of oil disasters which will Francisco.and a sixtieth the size of a ship being proposed by the . 3) Americans throw away more than 100 billion r English. Most of the ships will'carry oil cargoes of a far greater containers each year. Yet they are all made with • Our Generation 1 Jroblems in the make the Santa Barbara and San Francisco spills volume than the Bank of America Buikfingcould hold. And in case you think.something abput their being bigger.makes them energy (oil). Same goes for the throwawaycars we've = . .. ass: ' minor discipft seem like the puddles between the wheels of your car. safer, consider this- If the captain of one of those 250,000 system you Here are the details. • ^ tonners from Alaska sees trouble ahead while going full speed, been used to. If some things were recycled better, and of fear, whii it will take him a half hour, to stop the thing! . other things were required to be made so they'd last I Can Save Earth rican society, I. HOT GIL THROUGH a few years, that would cut the need for oil* • 5t in trouble The principle is clear. Since doubling oil con THE TUNDRA. the size of those that caused the San Francisco dis At last we have a common cause we can all 'hat this scho sumption will double pollution, the prudent plan fight for: saving our environment. Whether you n't worry; dot aster; much larger, for example, and with a greater would be to try to do better with less. We won't Because the new Environmental Policy Act requires volume capacity than the Bank of America building. are pro-Nixon, anti-Nixon, hawk or dove, you ti you are afraid it to do so, the Department of the Interior recently "need" Prudhoe Bay oil for our doubled consumption can realize the importance of stopping world be afraid of (See chart.) " "needs," if we just don't double consumption, and reported on the environmental hazards of a proposed Rest assured, if oil is pumped out at Prudhoe Bay, wide pollution. t let it be am 789 mile hot-oil pipeline from Prudhoe Bay, Alaska, keep some oil in the bank instead. and then shipped down the west coast we will, even The Friends of the Earth can offer an effec across our largest remaining wilderness area, to Val- One more thing. .-..-*• tually, have an oil spill leading to the greatest kill of • The oil companies have taken to running ads tive lobby against the misuse of oil in the world dez, Alaska, a seaport. living things in history. if it gets enough support. The report shows that the pipeline would disturb describing how oil provides jobs for "natives." They wilderness and countless species of wildlife in hun show pictures of a happy Eskimo holding a tube of Why has the genuine talk against pollution II. MORE CARS, MORE ROADS, oil. fallen off so abruptly since Earth Day was held dreds of ways (see box below) but we would like to MORE PLANES, MORE SSTs, provide you with a few highlights: Disregarding that oil development will do irrep last year? Why can't we have an Earth Day all 1) Each mile of the new pipeline will contain MORE PLASTIC BAGGIES, arable harm to the unique culture of a people who year 'round? were on American land long before,the.rest of us, 500,000 gallons of oil, traveling 7 miles an hour, at MORE POWER PLANTS, Howmuch more evidence do we need to see 8 there are some statements that need amplification. a temperature of 150°-180 F. Every half mile of MORE SMOG, MORE NOISE, First of all, the companies promised jobs to that our environment is so sorely threatened? pipe, therefore, will contain an amount of oil equal MORE "NATIONAL SECURITY." natives only because they had to, as, a condition for to that spilled at Santa Barbara. Only 12 shut-off It shouldn't take more than a glimpse of running the pipe over their lands. Secondly, whatever your ash-topped car in the morning to make you stations are planned along the 789 mile route-60 Having listed some dire results of building the pipe line, the Department of the Interior, in what must be jobs the natives get will be temporary; oil town eco realize that a danger exists. Or look at your stu miles apart-so a break in the line could produce an nomics are boom and bust. dent lake. If the pollution is so bad in your own oil spill equivalent" to 120 Santa Barbaras. the greatest flight of the mind since Jules Verne, then concluded that work on the line should proceed Thirdly, the natives are not going to get the jobs! backyard what is it like on a world-wide basis? expensive. 2) The effects of a Spill in Alaska are far worse Not most of them, anyway. People are being flowni n nize. than in temperate zones, where oil degrades after a "promptly." Now that the SST has been rejected by tha I Its reasons for supporting it had nothing to do from elsewhere and the situation has deteriorated to H| House and the Senate perhaps there will be an j few years. In the fragile, cold tundra landscape; it such an extent that five native villages have already will remain, and pollute, for centuries. What's more, with the environment - which is what the report was =H increased awareness. supposed to be about. It all came down to this: The sued the companies for violation of land-use agree the Alaska oil is of a particularly toxic type. ments. Senators and congressmen are finally begin- I 3) The heat of the oil inside the pipe is one rea pipeline is terrible environmentally but we've got to {§§ ning to take effective action ... so can you by f son why spills are likely. Running through a perma have it anyway, for "security" and "growth." So goes ^ supporting the Friends of the Earth. frost landscape which is as much as 80% frozen, the the story. III. WHAT YOU CAN DO. But we would like to pose a, question. If national At least become a member and receive the !§ heat from the oil can be expected to turn the ground Today, our new Secretary of the Interior, Mr. Mor = Friends' monthly newspaper. H to mud, causing slippage and landslides, leaving the security requires a sure supply of oil in case .of \ emergency, does it seem to you that the clever thing ton, is holding hearings on Whether to issue a permit Become aware. Your life depends upon iL tr pipe dangerously unsupported. for the pipeline. 4) What's more, the pipe will climb mountains, is to rush and use up the oil at Prudhoe Bay for more cars and plastic baggies? That's as. canny as burning Considering that the oil industry usually gets lllllllllllllil "ilk ford 350 streams, and cross active earthquake" faults what it asks for, there is reason to assume that the that could snap the pipe as easily as a brand new Los all your wood before winter. The first step should be to ease trade barriers permit will be issued, unless there is a public outcry. Angeles hospital recently was. The "tank farm" stor This, despite the fact that the premises for the Interior age complex at Valdez is actually located in an area against foreign oil imports. As for Prudhoe Bay oil, we should do what the Navy Department has done Report were highly questionable, and despite the fact that was totally destroyed during the 1964 Alaska that alternatives to the pipeline were barely consid quake. The oil companies tell us that if the tanks elsewhere: leave it, safely underground, until we really need it, if ever. It won't go away. Which brings ered. San wa" should break, in an earthquake the oil will be con Therefore, we have suggested at the right that tained by a dyke. But of course any earthquake which us to-the next point: ide to ^ 1 •ad-aches *ti Mr. David Brower nv removing I Friends of the Earth I X would JJ 451 Pacific Avenue, San Francisco, CA 94133, or 01 I I s. Life* " I 30 East 42nd Street, New York, NY 10017 I Dear Mr. Brower: calm!, hrain1 I I D Please enroll me as a member of FOE. I am enclos I ing $ for membership. ($15 regular, $5 I ith nothij I spouse. $25 supporting, $50 contributing, $250 sus I taining, $1,000 life.) I understand I will receive your I monthly newspaper Not Man Apart, as well as substan I .really^] I tial discounts on all Friends of the Earth books with I I my membership. I D Please send me a copy of the paperback Stampede imk ^he decis I for Oil, as soon as it is published this spring. I enclose I I $1.00 for costs and mailing. I understand that if I join I we now I will receive this book, or another paperback, levil While I free. I uldfl there wo I D Please reserve me a copy of the exhibit size book, I Earth and the Great Weather, The Brooks Range there I (%bout the wilderness the pipeline will destroy), due to I I be published this spring by Friends of the Earth. 1 cut Inst; cal we As the hot oil proceeds through the pipe, it will cross 5 major rivers and 350 streams I ($27.50 for non-members, $22.00 for members.) I else leg8' Including the Yukon River, which drains 330,000 square miles of Alaska and Canada. Oil in D I would like to work on an Arctic Oil Task Force; ,ff man these streams will kill large numbers of fish and wildlife; a major spill could pollute vast parts I to help reverse the trend toward more cars, freeways I Oil FROM THE ARCTIC of central Alaska and its coastal waters, a vital fishery for the world. and oil-use where I live. Please send me further ^ 11~< 1 lVV/ -«-• A ^ ^ .u «rv,nt« Ranee wilderness which the - The gravel for construction —enough to cover San Francisco 19 inches deep —will come I I -'3* c from formerly pristine streams - altering the spawning areas of char, grayling and trout. information. The photo a,t ,hthe, extreme left will give you an ideg^/^Xla of the Bropkss ^ ^^respectiv e r0routeutess ooff ththee I I nwhat^0pe| hot oil pipeline will pass through. The ™fn^*£fbM covered with o.l. »'«* "^^ The supertankers (see chart above) which manage to get in and out of earthquake-prime, • Enclosed is $ to help pay for this ad. Pjpeline, and the oil tankers. The next picture n line * ^^ ngnt( some cars, the mam stormy Valdez will have to navigate windy, fog-bound Prince William Sound, down the coast I I understand you are not as rich as seven oil companies. I after the San Francisco spill. (It died soon after.) *n of Canada and "through a rock-bound strait to Puget Sound-or get further down the coast to a d h San Francisco and Los Angeles. I I reason why we "need" that oil. damage from oil spilte. " J teKf?hou ands of Name_^ . s the r Any oil spilled along the way could, because of currents, pollute most of the west coast .. A number of highlights of the likely am ^ of dr,n,ng, tens.or mo I I f weev^ r of Canada and the United States; a total distance of nearly 3,000 miles. Oil spilled in Puget s hsted in Section I above. Here are a i*»™ *eefMl 0f them would be susceptible to deem a Sound itself-where natural flushing action is slow-would stay there for years. des,n^y ' ducks, swans, geese, gulls arid t^."^*"dJS would be large numbers o polarbears nar I Address. I er e d Eventually the oil gets through to market where it finds its way to your neighborhood gas can ton from coastal oil spills. S.m.iarly ^"| 0 f fee der lines, plus camps roads doings 20 I Shales, bowhead whales, and seals. . °™ ° the caribou herds. And the pipeline station providing you the opportunity to have more and more of what the automobile has I es of already provided. City. .State. _Zip_ «>uld also destroy the traditional migration routes« ^^ foxeSt owls and falcons. I I've K * W'H interfere with the habits of grizzlies, wolves, e"danger those species. : ^ , ^——*~—mm**"* viveO^J I M e ;y we < tar vill^V • • * to d^'jfotf 1 ! sini^ § TiffiHU&RICANE Frii, March 2«; 1971 Two Thirds ol CS^Colleges In jy. * Colleges Need Fund,8 check on . By FRAN KLING anv Hurricane Contributor a The Carnegie Commission ^dingt0 18 burjg GRAND OPENING ft • U6|0 hr, le? . noDp LOVE -s A Little Cover™: the lightly L COSMETICS °fed translucent makeup for sheer lorough coverage... now in 10 [abulous shades. 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StartS TODAY I"1" £A&T KflGLEt 10 THE HURRICANE Fri., March 26,1971 Guy Says ketba "There is no reason why they *gob Guy, remember him? shows." Brevard Junior College in Cocoa, Florida as Miami's shouldn't have good crowds. He was the freshman basket Guy, still has not lost re- I believe that if we can pull ball coach who was fired by s p e c t for Ron Godfrey. new basketball coach. "I *T think Oler is a good man," he in 12,400 people here, they former basketball coach Ron "Look, I've never said I don't (Miami) should easily be able Godfrey. Why was he fired? like the man," he said. "One said. "But there are a lot of to bring in 5,000 every Because he spoke his mind thing about Godfrey, he guys who are assistants and game." and because he spoke of the would do anything for his are looking for advancement ballplayers. He helps them in and could do a good job." weaknesses on the program Sports Editor One of the big attractions before they were finally real any way he can." The reason the former on next year's schedule is the ized. The former coach has seen coach was reported to favor University of Maryland. Guy has quieted down successful programs and be Oler was that it was thought "Tom McMillan is one of the somewhat from his stormy lieves it is not the responsi the school to pump money coache's salary at Miami is Guy would want to come finest centers to play in year at Miami last season. bility of the school to absorb into the program." way below par. "Godfrey's back as assistant coach to Maryland," Guy said. "He's He now has a job at North such a loss. "At North Caro Guy explained that Jack wife was making almost as Oler. Guy denied that report going to be a real super star Carolina State as an assis lina State the school doesn't sonville's coach Joe Wil much money as he was, he saying, "No, that's not true for them. That and Jackson tant basketball coach. pay one single penny for its liams, last year didn't have a said. "How can a coach real at all," he said. "I think I ville should bring people in He has not changed his at athletic program," he said. telephone budget. That he ly put his heart into a pro have kind of worn my wel to see the games. There titude about UM basketball "The money that pays for had somehow persuaded the gram when he's making vir- come pretty thin at Miami. would definitely be some though. He still feels that the program comes from telephone company to make t u a 11 y nothing. If they The only reason I like Oler is thing wrong if these two with the right man in charge, alumni and from the commu all his phone calls for free. (Miami) can afford to give that I think he is the type of games don't produce good Miami could pull out of their nity. We also make money "Williams was a hustler," he their football coach $30,000 guy Miami needs." crowds." losing rut. "I shutter to think on gate receipts. If Miami said. "He knew how to get they can surely give their He was told that next year Bob Guy, maybe out of of Willie Allen being wasted had a coach that could hustle things done and he was able basketball coach $15,000." Miami will be playing its Godfrey's hair, but he is still for four years," he said. "I in the community and get to have people help him." games at Miami Dade Junior UM Basketball Still Qu^***- think the talent on that team $500 here and $1,000 there, College, South. "If they have as controversial there as he The NC State coach be Guy was reported to sup ... former coach says Miami should**,0**^ is better than their record there would be no need for lieves that the basketball's port Jim Oler, head coach of a good team," he said. was at Miami. ^yyyyyyyy . /.m.^iMmyymm:-;*** For Fieldhouse iyymmmmmm jj§t HKS May Have Dono lllllll By ED LANG would have to shell out The SUMS Committee was structed, in the n an Hurricane Sports Writer $400,000 a year for the up formed -after the Ad Hoc the UM is working:; ;; Dr. Henry King Stanford is keep of the facility. Solomon Committee's report to drop tuitions with Miami Dade „ reported to be ready to make realized that this would defi basketball was approved by nior College, south CaJ"' a surprise announcement at nitely be out of the reach of Stanford. The SUMS group for the use of their nearly the SUMS banquet at the Coral Gables residents, so he applied pressure to Stanford constructed gymnasium and the sport was continued. Miami Springs Villa. The re had the item taken off the Their gym will house appro' They promised an all out ef port said that Stanford is to ballot. imately 6,000 people which fe fort to build a permanent name a donor for a field- "I was disappointed," he about 2,000 more than Din. fieldhouse and their hopes house. Harold Solomon, said. "We had our own infor ner Key Auditorium housed, suddenly vanished with the chairman for the Save Uni mal study before that study If a donor is not found fir Universit feasibility study. versity of Miami Sports com- and it showed that it would the fieldhouse, Solomon ••$ swimmin imittee was tipped off about ysyymyy only cost $40,000 to keep up If Stanford does name a would like to see the mont, the announcement. the facility. The formal study surprise donor it would al J Diaz isn't Photo by TIM PUGILESE that the students voted for a "Dr. Stanford has in was way off our figures, so most assuredly mean that the temporary fieldhouse to go ytime in bui Bennie Castillo (30) Slides In Safe formed us that he would we had no choice but to take Faculty Senate would have into a fund for a permanent nb into a . . . as he helps Miami win three games in tourney have a special announcement the proposal off the ballot." Stanford to drop its recommendation to fieldhouse. "The money lower. tonight," Solomon said. "He get rid of basketball. Sidney Solomon, however did in . . . surprise donor? would build up," he Diaz pulled ( didn't exactly tell us what it sist that the "bubble" field- Besvinick, Chairman for thc "And in possibly five years, concerned but he d'd say that house is still not the answer Faculty Senate hinted that if raiting coup M they are frustrated at the we would have enough to we would be quite happy." to Miami's basketball woes. there was a fieldhouse, it action en a per ling two swi: way things are going, but to The banquet, a $25 a plate "No, I still believe that a per would probably solve the manent building." (exico's Olymi affair will help pay for the manent structure is what the drop the sport would be a problem. Somehow Solomon is me of which i ase feasibility study that the University wants and needs. disservice to the University. Stanford has been more mistic that the money n rial winner. Committee had for its now A "bubble"' would not last, "We are striving for a than noncommittal on bas •mewhere. "Our coi defunct idea of a penJianeht would not house many peo total sports program. Re ketball's future. Almost to mittee has pledged itself to Felipe Munoz fieldhouse. The money for ple and would be even less member that it's the Univer the point ot using dive building a permanent f that study came out of Uni feasible than our proposed ame the first IM sity's purpose to make a tactics when a Hurricane re house," he said. "That's versity funds and is to be permanent structure." porter approaches him on the goal and we plan k (in an olympi whole person. As well as ed Please Rokeach paid back as quickly as pos When Solomon was in subject. with it." a grant ii ucating his mind, you must sible. formed about the Faculty If a donor is found for the If basketball is not drojH jy, peps §a The study showed that the Senate's proposal to drop strive to make his body fieldhouse, it would require ped before his goal is reached 'By LYNN C. MARSCHKE the Spartans from Michi canes. They scored off Iso on the taxpayers of Coral Gables basketball, he said. "I know strong." at least two years to be con however. Hurricane Sports Writer gan State. The Hurricanes Ohio State early in the ffli signed als Chances are when a fan got into trouble in the game when Joel Green "arrives at Hurricane field fourth inning and the av singled in the first inning 968, Mun> a few innings late for a erage tardy spectator just and scored on Kerry Rai- 1 deraonsti coming into the ball park ney's basehit. University of Miami base Nd through ball game, he can usually could tell how things were Rainey sent a ground Aventura Tennis Tourney tell how the home team is going for Miami by the rule double over the left faring by the sound of Jay way Rokeach announced field fence to start the Rokeach s voice. upcoming batters. fourth inning. When Rokeach is the manager With men on base, one Bobby Flynn dropped a of the UM's baseball team. of the Spartans outfield shallow pop into short He is their public address er's approached home right for a single, Kerry To Attract Biggest Namei systems man, equipment plate. "Now hitting for was slow in deciding handler and biggest boost Michigan State, Larry whether to advance or not Rettemund," Rokeach er all rolled into one. and as a result, was By DAVE GOLDSTEIN the Country Club Aventura. and a $5,000 donation to tournament has also When the Hurricanes drooped sadly into the mi Hurricane Sports Writer Next* caught sliding into third. Professionals from 11 ward the $100,000 grand fi Sydney and Chicago. lose, as they did Monday crophone. Flynn stole second and Big time professional ten countries will participate. nale. thetourisMiamifolloweJ in the first game of their Rettenmund promptly scored moments later on nis is finally coming to Representing the United visits to Dallas, Rome, M annual twin tournaments stroked a basehit to drive Ed Young's safety up the Miami. The $50,000 Aventura States are such greats as Ar In each event, points are England, Washington (D. > to Michigan State 10-2, in a few more Michigan Tennis Classic will feature 32 middle. That gave the thur Ashe, Bob Lutz, Dennis distributed from the winner Louisville, Q^ec, Bo* Rokeach feels the loss as State scores as Rokeach Hurricanes a 2-1 lead of the world's greatest play Ralston and Marty Riessen. all the way to the second a •much as any member of gazed out at the field in Toronto, Fort Wor*. which they increased to 3- ers in an elimination tourna Australians Rod Laver, Roy round losers, (i.e. winner-10 Vancouver, the team, perhaps any disgust. He frowned and Francisco, 0 in the fifth. ment as part of the 1971 Emerson, John Newcombe, points; runner-up - 7 points; Vienna Grid even more. wrote the results into the logne, Paris, After starting pitcher World Championship of Ten Fred Stolle, Ken Rosewall, third and fourth-4 points scorebook. Houston. "I get so depressed Terry Brown had to leave nis beginning on March 29th Tony Roche and Ray Ruffels each; fifth to eighth-2 points; Ifmf after the team loses that it It was that kind of af the game in the sixth be thru April 4th. will also be competing. ninth to sixteenth-1 point _ Pleased." s affects my studies," says ternoon Monday. The The Country Club Aventu of cause of sick feelings, each.) PREGNANT? ?L Miami he; Jay, a stocky junior from Spartans just kept coming Ralph Maza came into ra which is hosting the South Fran England's Roger Taylor ? Curt Brooklyn. "After we lost and tallied ten runs off of pitch and loaded the Florida tournament is located who moonlights as tennis pro The top eight players, the f^ntthroug to Florida State Saturday, Hurricane pitchers. Mi bases. Maza somehow es on Aventura Blvd., east of Need Help at Aventura will join coun ones who have gathered the I think I was in the big ami's offense couldn't get caped the jam by allowing Biscayne Blvd. (U.S. 1) near For assistance in .Mai*;;« i l tryman Graham Stilwell, most points throughout the ci rl gest state of depression I anything started until the only one run, which 199th Street in North Miami. tion immediately m «««"' Tom Okker of Holland, South 20 tournaments, will compete f^ have have ever been in. I was ninth inning when they Miami catcher AI Volpe minimal cost African Cliff Drysdale and in the World Championship JS to show depressed all weekend." scored two meaningless got back with a towering Call: The seven day tournament Puerto Rico's Charles Pasa in November. The tourna r>l7l Miami managed to turn runs and by then it was left center field home run e schedule is as follows: rell (U.S.) in the 32 man ment finals will be played in (305)754-547 1 K skirmish .Jay's stomach again Mon too late. in the bottom half of the a*.'* " Mon., Mar. 29th 7-10 pm field. New York with $50,000 I varsity day when they played a Tuesday became a dif inning. 24 hoars a <•**•"•£» at $5 (per ticket) going to the winner. confidential and personal » quart " horrendous game against ferent story for the Hurri- UM scored three more r> haS Roger Taylor Tues., Mar. 30th 1-4 and 7- World Championship Ten The circuit which began in |S# runs in the seventh inning WOMAN'rSMED!GfiUSS: *-J nas emer 10 pm $3 ($4 evening) nis is one of several sporting February with the Philadel- WV»": and seemed assured of a . . . in Aventura ^tender for Wed., Mar. 31st 1-4 and 7- interests of Lamar Hunt. The . phia International Indoor OF FLO" ler b victory. But the Buckeyes ick J J° 10 pm $3 ($4 evening) Dallas Texan helped to orga r ^reman had other ideas and dem e a Thurs., Apr. 1st 7-10 pm $5 nize it in 1966. He also orga Id, § ined tl onstrated some of them in Fri., Apr. 2nd 7-10 pm $5 nized the American Football d h atm the top of the eighth. Judo Club FIRESTONE ANNOUNCE Sat., Apr. 3rd 1-6 pm $6 League and has interests in Ke ; u Greg Beish walked Sun., Apr. 4th 1-6 pm $7 the Kansas City Chiefs, a pro three hitters and then soccer team, a minor league yielded the second grand SPECIAL JS looked General admission tickets baseball franchise and the L slam home run off Miami Is Second I "Pwrterba are available to all Universi Chicago Bulls of the NBA. %s. «He's pitchers this season. Rok l Last weekend, U-M's Judo ty of Miami students for /2 The Hunt "circus" as it is each shook his head in price up to the Friday session STUDENT PRICES disbelief and Ohio State Club participated in the Flor sometimes referred will pro !C.P°Ssibilit provided they are purchased GUL was within one run of the ida State Collegiate Champi vide $1 million in prize ALL TIRES 25% OFF OUR ^ k ty- Carner onship at the north campus in advance. Tickets are avail le can Hurricanes' lead. money for the 32 contract %M1 SC1 of Miami Dade Junior Col able at all Jordan Marsh Bui Dave Patrylo man pros. Each of the 20 events TRADE-IN PRICE ,ej lege, taking second place. Stores, tennis pro shops, Capias aged to put out a last min (of whieh Aventura is one) (except those on advertised The 'Canes' second place sports specialty shops and at ute Ohio State rally in the guarantees $45,000 in prizes finish over all was highlight ninth inning by picking C ed by four members of the ALL SERVICE WORK 25% off NORMAL PB[ off a stumbling Buckeye team placing. Jim DeMatties ya to end the game. Rokeach ANY APPLIANCES, TV'S, COST PLUS l placed in the 154 pound divi WALK IN RIDE OUT sighed in relief. sion along with Steve Gordon "I guess I take the (second) and Bob Cirocco. SAME DAY games too seriously," Jay Kerry Kirk took second said. "I feel worse than Anyone May Bs Finaneed place in the 176 pound divi the team does sometimes (insurance; tag; title; tax) sion, with Henri Gonzalez Full Factory Warranty after a defeat. It is getting (first) and Craig Kenyon to my homework too. placing in the 205 pound 25 Different New Models After we win, I'm so class. happy that studying is the The heavyweight, or un To Choose From farthest thing from my limited division had Andre mind. After we lose, I am UpTo200MPG 5 minutes Kusters (first) and Ken Imse from campus in such a state of depres placing. sion that I can hardly On April 17, the Judo Club ln'0lJrs think. will meet again at Miami TAI Photo by JEFF YOUNG "I don't know what the HONDA Dade North for another PI? -LY happy medium is. Maybe I FIRESTONE 2250 S.W. 8? * championship. The H.JC in 4220 Ponce de Leon Hurricane Shortstop Joel Green should always pray for tends to take more members Mon.-Sat. 8:00-6:00 P1"' . . . helps Miami defeat Rutgers, Ohio State to improve their chances to. Sural Gables 444-7174 J take over all first place. \ 14 St, & 27 Ave., M.W. Miaifti 8S8-4234 \ Sunday 10:00-' !i Fri., March 26, 1971 THE HURRICANE 11 Kalamazoo latest victhti Netters Still Victorious By DAVE GOLDSTEIN stroked Kalamazoo 7-2. Hurricane Sports Writer The coach again took the Winning tennis matches opportunity to rest his top has almost become a habit star Garcia and added re for the University of Miami. serve netter Larry Wren to This week, playing without the lineup. the services of number two Reid was promoted to the man Eddie Dibbs the Hurri first singles spot and out ma canes knocked off Southern neuvered John Brummet 6-3, Illinois twice and the Univer 6-4. Globisch downed Rick sity of Kalamazoo. Watson 6-1, 6-2 and Bouquin Dibbs was sidelined with a outlasted Tom Thompson 8- bad virus and spent Monday 6, 7-5. Hauser shook first set afternoon in the campus in jitters to beat Willard Wash firmary with a 103-degree burn 8-6, 6-2. Taylor clinched temperature. Despite this the match with his 6-3, 6-1 loss Miami continued to win victory over Gary Gudelsky. extending their unbeaten Making his first appear string to 28 matches. ance Wren made a good ef On Monday UM trounced fort but fell to Kirk Beattie the Salukis of SIU 8-1 as the 6-3, 6-1. Miami dominated 'Canes dropped the number the doubles taking two out of two doubles contest in three three matches. Reid and Glo sets for the only loss of the bisch beat Brummett and day. Watson 4-6, 6-0, 6-1 and Led by team captain Luis Hauser and Bouquin elimi Garcia the hometown squad Raz Reid nated Washburn and Gudel swept all the singles events. ... keeps winning sky 6-1, 6-4. Taylor and Garcia defeated countryman Wren dropped their match 3- Jorge Ramirez 6-1, 6-3. Raz 6, 2-6. Reid, moving up to the sec clean sweep of all six match After the match coach ond singles spot beat Chris es. Lewis raved about the great Greendale 6-2, 6-1. Joe Bou Garcia overpowered performance of Miami's Tay quin was pushed up two slots Greendale 6-2, 6-2 and Reid lor. "He's done a magnificent job and been a helpful addi into the third singles position put his game together after a and withstood a strong effort tion to the squad," he said. by Graham Snook to win 5-7, slow start to beat Ramirez 6- "The coach expressed a lot Olympic Gold Medal Winner Felipe Munoz 7-6, 6-1. 4, 6-0. Bouquin defeated Bris of confidence in me," Taylor . . . signs a grant in aid scholarship to swim for UM Freshman Joe Globisch coe 6-2, 6-4 while Globisch said. "I was a little nervous again displayed a steady went three sets with Snook the first few matches, but ground game as he disposed 4-6, 6-0, 7-5 to win. I'm coming around. I do feel of Ray Briscoe 6-2, 6-0. Tom Hauser quickly put away the team is getting better Hauser downed Mike Clay Tudor 6-0, 6-0, in a match and better as a unit. ton 6-2, 6-3 and Skip Taylor that went barely 30 minutes. "The biggest advantage completed the sweep by beat Reserve Skip Taylor contin we've had over our oppo ing Clay Tudor 7-6, 6-0. ued his streak by turning nents so far has been our Bill Diaz Garcia and Reid paired up back Clayton 6-4,6-2. conditioning. We've had a lot Tennis Captain Luis Garcia ln th to defeat the team of Rami Having the match already of pressure on us this week « meantb rez and Snook 6-1, 6-1. SIU's won Miami appeared to ease but we've gotten stronger be stays undefeated Hurricanes continue to win working out ml Greendale and Briscoe posted up in the doubles events. cause of it." th Miami Dade j, e the team's only point by Garcia and Reid fell to Rami With the absence of Dibbs ? > South Can,pu,j downing Globisch and Taylor rez and Snook 7-6, 2-6, 6-4, and the strenuous schedule ie of their nearly 6-3, 6-7, 6-1. Hauser and Bou while Greendale and Briscoe the Hurricanes have had 1 gymnasium, quin ended the afternoon beat Globisch and Taylor 6- Miami will have to play its will house approjl Olympiad with 7-5, 6-1 win over Clay 2, 6-2 to complete the Salukis best to post wins over the Ti '00 people which i scoring. UM's Hauser and gers of Princeton. UM meets '0 more than Din ton and Tudor. Bouquin came through to win the Ivy League champs today aditorium housed, The following day Miami at 2:30 and again tomorrow 3f is not found for repeated their winning ways 6-4, 6-4 over Clayton and the University of Mi Munoz was in town at 1:00 on the home courts. Ihouse, with a 7-2 triumph over Tudor. ll's swimming coach for the Florida Gold Southern Illinois. The Hurri Miami coach Dale Lewis These two matches could to see the money, Diaz isn't wasting Coast AAU Open Senior canes again displayed their notched another victory to turn out to be be the closest udents voted for a and most exciting of the time in building his meet, which was held superiority in the singles his ever expanding record fieldhouse togoj »y competition as they made a Wednesday as the 'Canes out year. d for a permanent! b into a national last weekend. Munoz, . "The money ower. along with Santibanez, Id up," he ... Diaz pulled off a re ossibly five years, will enroll at Miami in nting coup Monday by have enough W City when he finished September. truction on a per- >ning two swimmers of 7 first in the 200 meter Diaz, compared Doyle Brings Miami ilding. ' exico's Olympic team, A' Solomon is opti- ie of which is a gold breakstroke. Munoz' signing with get WITH MAX SHULMAN ting a top star. "This IBy the author of Bally Round the Flag, Boys... Dobie Gillis... eld.) the money w ledal winner. Munoz was cerrried ewhere. "Our could be compared to around the arena on the pledged itself to getting a guy in the field Roommates; or Know Your Enemy Felipe Munoz, who he shoulders of his fellow permanent f of Mark Spitz and that me the first Mexican to Mexicans who were also Top Tennis Stars said. "That's type, you know," said You'd think that with all the progress we've made in the edua- we plan to i in an Olympic medal, dancing in the streets. Diaz. players like Ashe make quite with a pro-am and opens in tion game, somebody would have found a cure for roommates by now. pied a grant in aid with Ned Doyle has given South a bargain. I personally think earnest Tuesday. The four But no. Roommates remain as big a problem today as they were when tball is not d Munoz said that he'll Florida basektball fans every iarai. Pepe Santibanez, "I Think we have one this is the best sports bargain players in the Ned Doyle Ethan Mather founded the first American college. his goal is reached; form of entertainment — (Incidentally, despite what you've heard, Harvard was not the Is o on the Mexican of the best prospects in start at Miami after next of the year down here, at tourney will be scheduled summer's Pan American from basketball to go-go first American college. Mr. Mather started his institution almost 100 mi, signed also. the world," an elated least I don't know of any Wednesday afternoon so years earlier. And it was quite an institution, let me tell you! Mr. Diaz said. "This will defi Games. Munoz said that dance contests to Garo other like this. there will be no conflict with Mather built schools of liberal arts, fine arts, animal dentistry and 1968, Munoz set off nitely put us in a position he wants to study adver Yepremian kicking a football. "Fans paid between $10 the Wednesday night match flintlock repair. He built a covered stadium for lacrosse that seated The owner of The Floridi es at Aventura. 200,000. Everywhere on campus was emblazoned the stirring Latin Id demonstrtion that where swimmers will be tizing and mass commu and $20 to see Ralston play ans has combined his games The Miami Beach Conven motto CAVE MUSSI— "Watch out for moose." The student union through Mexico attracted to come here." nications at Miami. Laver the other night in the contained four bowling alleys, 21 horoscope machines and a 97-cb.air to make some unique double- (Madison Square) Garden." tion Hall basketball court headers. Fans saw the Florid will be used as a playing sur barbershop. Doyle will probably be the (It was the barbershop, alas, that brought Mr. Mather's college ians and a Jimmy Ellis right first to show up at the Con face for the 5,000 winner- at the adjacent Auditorium to an early and total end. The student body, alas, then as now, con« vention Hall each night. Ten take-all matches. It makes a for the price of the basket sidered haircuts an Establishment hangup, and nobody set foot in the nis ranks even ahead of foot faster surface but a playable barbershop. The chief barber, Truscott Follicle by name, grew so de ball game alone. A fan could one. Ashe played Clark pressed staring at 97 empty chairs that one day his mind finally gave go to the Auto Show and a ball and right behind basket ball with him. Graebner on the basketball way. Seizing his vibrator, he ran outside and shook the entire campus Floridians game, just for the floor at Miami-Dade North until it crumpled to dust. This later became known as "Pickett's price of basketball. "I won't say I was ever a last year. Bob Sassano, Aven Charge.") t has also gone | Now tennis, with four of very good tennis player," he tura Tournament Director But I digress. We were exploring ways for you and y#ur roommate i Chicago. Next on the best players in the United says with a wry smile. "But I who has run numerous pro to stop hating each other. This is admittedly no easy task, and yet it wasn't bad." is not impossible if you will both bend a bit, give a little. Miami followed »y States. fessional tournaments be The $5,000 Ned Doyle Ten fore, once took a match into I remember, for example, my own college days (Berlitz, '08). My alias, RomeJ* Saturday and Sunday, Ar Curci Pleased thur Ashe, Dennis Ralston, nis Classic pits Lutz vs. Pa the Chaminade High School roommate was, I think you will allow, even less agreeable than most. Vashington (D.W Charlie Pasarell and Bob sarell at 7 p.m. Saturday gymnasium when rain was He was a Tibetan named Ringading whose native customs, while in Ouebec, Boston- prior to the Floridian-New predicted. And with the ex disputably colorful, were not entirely endearing. Mark you, I didn't Lutz play semifinal matches mind so much the gong he struck on the hour or the string of fire Fort Worth, » en route to a showdown York Nets game at 8:15. Sun cellent results from fans and day Ashe plays Ralston at 6 crackers he ignited on the half-hour. I didn't even mind that he singed Vancouver, uj, Wednesday night for $5,000 players. chicken feathers during his prayers at dawn and dusk. What I did ris, Vienna - bidders Show 'Progress' winner-take-all. All three p.m. and the Floridians meet mind was that he singed them in my hat. matches precede the final Pittsburgh at 7:30 in a cru regular-season home games cial game as the two fight for Phased," said Univer- bring thrills to fans in the a fourth-place spot in the : Orange Bowl next fall. Chuck and admission is the same Miami head football basketball-only rate: $5, $4 American Basketball Associ 1 1 was converted into a defen ation's Eastern Division. Ji * Curci after his sive back last season after and $2. Children and senior nt tflr The winners meet at 7 p.m. YACHTING . , °ugh their first he had troubles holding on citizens are $1. aie Wednesday before The Flo scrimmage. "The to the football. "I promised the people of L"6, §ivin8 * every- South Florida that they'd ridians close the regular-sea SUMMER 4 •£ ^ and we are Curci plans to scrimmage have a good time at Floridian son at 8:15 against Eastern W.t0sh°w progress." his. team each day during the games this year," Doyle says, Division champ Virginia. POSITIONS Cdl: CA71 mtthp i -S became evident rest of spring practice. He "and I can't see how they The Ned Doyle tournament I 754-547' e The American Yachting Associa " skrrmish held out at plans to hold the big game could keep from it." is a prelude to the Aventura tion with listings on the East fjarsny athletic field. scrimmages on Saturday af "These last three games — Tennis Classic, which boasts jpersonaladvice. nore Coast, West Coast, Gulf Area, quarterback Ed ternoons. The public is invit with so much riding on the the world's top 32 pros. and the Great Lakes is soliciting EDIGflLASSlSTAHCl emerged as the Aventura begins Monday ^%S ed to watch the workouts. outcome for us — and tennis for summer crew applicants. To be fair, he was not totally taken with some of my habits either FiOBlW L ^ for the Miami Positions are available for —especially my hobby. (I collect airplane tires and had, at that time% l er Last Saturday, over 800 ^ ^ Job next fall. experienced as well as inexperi nearly 400,000 of them in our room.) 1 seems to fans crowded on to the fields Well sir, things grew steadily cooler between Ringading and m«J FtoS* the mobilit to watch the Hurricanes enced male and female college and they might actually have reached the breaking point had not \*Ss Curci students and graduates. Experi Se '"? y . pleased practice. It was the largest From Mighty to Mini... each happened to receive a package from home one day. Ringading Kive hat made him an ence in cooking and child care opened his package first, smiled shyly at me and offered me a giffc Ve^ er when he turnout of people ever to "irnan. watch a University of Miami may be particularly helpful. "Thank you," I said. "What is it?" - j Foreman showed moves Crewing affords one the "Yak butter," he said. "You put it in your hair. In Tibet we caj$ e football team workout. VESPA-HONDA j£ j''ooked the best of and second efforts that could opportunity to earn reasonable it gree see kidsluff." A sums while engaged in pleasant "Well now, that's mighty friendly," I said and offered him a gift Hes has them all outdoor activity. from my package. Nat; ' green a„d "Thank you," he said.'What is it?" To apply type a 1 page P S Slbi "A can of Miller High Life Beer," I said. REGUI* * kai d° r »ties,» Coach resume following as closely as "I will try it at once," he said and did. \k -Carney showed possible the form shown below. "Not bad," he said. Sflvi? fcramble and In April your resume will be "It is even better when you open the can," I said and showed e 'tarn,'y ^Played his fine edited, printed and sent, to him how. sed sd ) approximately 1 500-2500| He consumed it forthwith. "Wowdow!" he cried. "Never have^I known such mellowness, smoothness, amberness and generaliz^J' - (depending on area) Jarge craft j owners. euphoria!" Mil* "Have another," I said. « RESUME FORM-(\) name,| PLUS 10* SgNANT? "Oh, I must not!" he cried. "Obviously a beverage of such spies* address (home and school), dor is made only for rare occasions and is therefore difficult to obta£o( phone number, age; (2) relevant! 5 HELP? and costly beyond the reckoning of it." : i work or recreational experience;' "Ha, ha, the joke is on you," I said. "Miller High Life is brewed} (3) dates available and area(s); every single day by plain decent folks just like you and me and is avaik AAMCO KNOWS THEIRS... (4) 2 or more students wishing able everywhere at a price well within the most modest of budgets." to work together, state name of "Golly," he said. "Sort of makes a man feel humble." AKRONS ON ANDTHEY GUARANTEE IT other parties; (5) other informa "Yes, don't it?" I said. tion. Then silently we clasped hands, friends at last. I am proud to sa$» we remain friends to this day. We exchange cards each Christmas an£ &ITI0N The finest Send your resume with $6 : each Fourth of July, firecrackers. transmission repair available : Th'e^South's'. iargest-arid;"most complete" • processing fee to: Cycle" dealer automatic or standard. • American Yachting Assoc* 3»NALS D^TfflNAILING' •" ON-THE-SPOT INSURE Suite 503, 8730 Sunset Blvd. : Los Angeles, California 90069 S fniQm t • NEW*& USEDTBIKES We, the plain decent folks who brew Miller High Life Beer for pfam \J u°sf 7S4-S471 Your resume must be received decent folks like you, also bring you this plain decent column every weei. r0 no later than April 1 5, 1971. through the school year. OTAI , v 7 daYs S771-S. 0t«.. Mr-m.,Fl-. 6«-6373 co*»r. L ,,LY C0NFID- lid of m^m Si b 'FORMATION. 4- rjben^bnj - Sat.'% 9 Pllrf rt,0 "« Without Dtlly - 12 THE HURRICANE Fri., March 26,1971 What's Happening on Other Campuses CANCELLED iM quarters are used by the CC. By WAYNE OZZI approved the idea by Mark According to Catherine tween blacks and whites in In another incident, Stu Of The Hurricane Staff Barrett, a resident assistant. Koester, assistant housing di Easton hall." dent Senate candidate Tom BICYCLES REGISTERED Shuler said taking students rector, housing office staff Bugglin encountered former BEER DRINKING Because of a lack of pre LOUISIANA STATE UNI on patrol might improve the members are "ill-prepared to student President Norman DECLINES cedent, Koester called the VERSITY — A bicycle regis UPD's relations with stu handle inter-personal prob Coleman in the Senate office. UNIVERSITY OF TEXAS program, "a shot in the dark. tration program has begun •— The art of beer drinking, dents. lems of racial nature within An argument developed, and We have nothing to use as a here to help stop thefts and long a tradition at the Uni the residence halls." Bugglin reached out to grab "We'll take Murphee resi comparative factor." versity of Texas, seems to be Coleman, missed, and hit him help recover stolen bikes. on the decline. dents or members of a class The federal government is in the face. on social involvement or law VIOLENT STUDENT The registration is strictly providing nearly $6,000 for ELECTIONS CANCELLED enforcement on these pa voluntary and free. However, "Students are turning personnel and supportive _4 " more to wine and away from trols," Lt. Vernon Holliman HOFSTRA UNIVERSITY "Tom has a broad fist, and if registration is slow and costs, while the housing of beers and malt liquors . . . of the UPD said. — Physical violence, con I have a slight lip," Coleman thefts increase, it may be definitely away from hard li fice is spending $9,400. said to onlookers as blood ALL MONEY WILL Rt flicting stories, and accusa come mandatory, according quor," C. L. Whitehead, The students will ride with poured from his lip. The program will employ to James Reddoch, vice-chan RETURNED riff manager of a liquor store police officers between 6 and tions have characterized stu small group techniques to cellor for Student Affairs. near the university, said. 11 p.m., and will patrol for dent elections here. IN ROOM S-22TorTHt an hour-and-a-half. The only train housing personnel and The United Students have Hl to evaluate the program's A small stamp will be If restriction is that the student In on*; incident, Gary been accused of using funds STUDENT UNlOH Liquor merchants in the results regarding attitudes university area generally must leave the patrol car if Maas, volunteer for the Unit from the Alumni Association placed on the owner's bike trouble occurs. and behavior in racial situa K#L'Hurrican e agreed that the trend is to ed Students, claims he was for campaigning. The US for identification, much as an TheH tions. of »„ ward less expensive wines physically assaulted by three deny use of Alumni Associa auto's license plate. 284-4405 «from Mi -like Spanada, apple wine, RACIAL PROBLEMS • Koester said, "We are hop students who support Billy tion funds, but remain silent < ege No* Ellis (the opposition) while cold duck, and German white STUDIED ing staff members will be on charges of using contribu "We know that many of wines. hanging up literature. better able to identify and re the bicycles that are stolen Proprietors are hesitant to UNIVERSITY OF MARY tions from individual alumni. are stolen by pre-college age f f jd 27 stu say if the increased use of LAND — A program to train spond to inter-racial conflict The three students admit 10 us Km l" ' camP marijuana has anything to do individuals to deal with ra within the residence halls. they chased Maas, but deny In a counter-charge, the persons," Reddoch said, "and cial problems in residence hitting him. Later Maas said the numerical stamp will give CANCELLED with decline in student sales. Concerned Coalition has halls is being instituted at Racial tensions were re the three students were chas <*_ cond** Several students who admit been accused of being sub a police officer tangible evi ted using marijuana said that the University of Maryland. flected this year by room ing him becausing he was The program is partially dence that such a suspect has drinking and smoking often mate problems, name calling tearing down opposition lit stantially aided by the Demo funded by the federal govern went together well. and a September fight be erature. cratic Party, whose head- probably violated the law." ment. *%> the "It depends who I'm with," ^r student one student said. "Sometimes The origin of the program ^during » »" I'll drink wine or beer when I 5 the school smoke." stems from an increase in in { cidents between black and m STUDENTS PATROL white students, particularly CAMPUS in the residence halls. FLORIDA STATE UNI VERSITY — The residents of the Murphee area of this campus and students doing ABORTION can be less costly than you may think, social work or involved in and pregnancies of up to 12 weeks law enforcement will have an can be terminated for opportunity to patrol their j own campus. $175.00 including doctors lees, laboratory tests, all medication & referral fee. The University police de- Hospital and Hospital affiliated clinics '. partment is offering the stu only. 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