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University Ontario - Wilfrid - - Waterloo, March 8, 1990 —

No strike!

CHRIS STARKEY Cord Weekly

The strike rumours can end now.

The ratification process of the Wilfrid Laurier faculty's first con-

members WLU As- tract is now half-completed as the of the Faculty in sociation (WLUFA) voted on March 6 favour of accepting the

reached March tentative agreement on Thursday, 1 by the bargaining teams for the respective sides,

WLUFA "It was a very solid majority," said Executive member

Joyce Lorimer. The WLUFA Executive had unanimously voted to recommend ratification to its members.

Board The WLU of Governors is expected to vote on ratification at its regular April 10 meeting.

The settlement was achieved after a marathon bargaining session which saw the two sides meet with conciliator Fred Long from 10 a.m. February 28 until 5:45 a.m. the next morning.

Money was the major stumbling block between the two sides. members will be in Faculty getting a substantial raise salary, accord- ing to figures released by WLUFA. A full professor receiving

565,000 in June of 1988 on average will make more than $85,000 come June 1990, and in 1992 that same professor will take in more than $100,000. Professors earning $35,000 in 1988 should get raises From WLUSU Business Tim left-right, Manager Hranka, an unknown to approximately $49,000 for 1990 and $58,000 in 1992. and guy ace scan the crowd for terrorists last The are covered security security guy A 1 Lee at raises by eight per cent increases for 1988 and

198Q and five from 1990 1992. On of those of the 'new' Turret. per cent bumps to top fig- Thursday's opening (Pat Brethour photo) ures, additional funds including catchup pay and special adjustments will pad the average faculty member's bank book in the following

-- - -- amounts: 1988 $500, 1989 $1875, 1990 $3046, 1991 -- $1686, 1992 --$1771. Laurier loses professor both sides wanted "Fundamentally, to avoid a strike, and they seemed to realize that it was either getting something together that

CHRIS Last week's WLUFA day or go down to the wire," said WLU President John Weir. "Both STARKEY Cord Weekly campus. Newsletter Little became a full summed Little's sides decided that then was the time to do it." WLU has lost one of its finest professor up

in contribution to the WLU family: Both Weir and WLUFA President Edcil Wickham said that they and most respected teachers. 1971, and was chairman of the would done Dr. between not have much differently if they had to do it again, but J. Frederick Little, a phi- philosophy department 1965 and 1975. Fred Little's eloquent voice they did express some regrets about the whole negotiation process. losophy professor since 1958, among us was one of dignity, rea- "For a I we've done died of a heart attack Most recently, Little was an bunch of amateurs, feel a very good job," said at his home

active in the son, warmth, wit, courage, and -- Wickham. If the administration could have moved much faster, on Tuesday, February 27. He was participant ongoing when occasion demanded it - of Wickham said that he feels valuable time and effort could have been 61. faculty negotiations. He was one indignation. He cared about saved. of the key pushers for early retire- and Wickham would hazard ment and honesty, justice, liberality, not a guess on how much the negotiation improved pensions about with other facul- common sense, about clear process has cost the faculty in dollars. along long-time thinking and "I think that there have members. straight speaking, might been a little more that could have ty about He hated been done Welf Heick, whose teach- principle. to change the process," said Weir. Looking ahead to the fu- Dr. whatever was mean, cunning, ture, though, the CEO waxed philosophic. ing career and family association shabby, manipulative. "Universities with WLU re- go through eruptions from time to time, and this was paralleled Little's, And yet by example he taught quite a one," he said. When members a man both in large asked if he expected any after- strong and showed others how to hate shocks, out conviction and unafraid to ask he pointed there will be some things that "we'll need to those things, against all odds, but that the 'Drive of his students. adjust to," oft-quoted For Excellence' will con- tough questions without oneself to the tinue. "Fred was more at ease rais- reducing

same level. He the "The 1990s will ing religious topics in classes gave place a come, and WLU will be stronger and better than touch of class. Of excellence. Of ever." when WLU went public. He was vision. His able to his students to gift of himself to Eight improvements to the faculty benefit plan and four enhance- challenge friends, colleagues, and their ideas...since we students, ments to the pension package are also included in the contract. expand staff can never be repaid -- were no longer tied to the except perhaps in kind. church," said Heick.

It is a legacy. Little was a longtime minister Global awareness week of the Evangelical Lutheran Dr. Little church until he officially left the Surviving are his Dr. Fred Little wife and five children. ministry two Betty FRANCES P. MCANENEY Cord Weekly years ago.

Last first annual Green has been year's Week campaign sup- fodcnv, planted by Global Awareness Week. poet, foffmv right

The event, which runs from March 12 March To the Bottom the through to 16, en- of night, Taxi line available issues compasses ranging from abortion to native Canadian rights to 'With your uncons training voice the death penalty. ANASTASIA HRYCIW Cord Weekly Stittpersuade us to Bill rejoice. Mcßain, one of the coordinators of the said that the event, There is direct taxi line available to W. Auden, now an on-campus reason for changing the emphasis of the campaign from environmen- WLU students 24 hours a day. By using the phone, students tal from "In 'W.'B. problems to a number of different issues was that a Global Aware- 'Memory of will be directly connected to the taxi company with no dialing Week ness "highlights issues that we think are of a global impor- feats' necessary. tance." The taxi is located the of the Theatre "Year phone at rear entrance to year we want to stress certain themes," said Mcßain. Dr. Little and his have family Auditorium the to the office. This will by entrance security There are year's event emphasis native issues. Topics such as native long been associated with also to self and the a pay phone and a direct-line house phone security at government Temagami logging road issue — in which the The of Laurier. son systematic provincial allowed roads be the same location. government logging to put through an- theology department head C.H. cient native in The taxi has been as the beside Canadian land Northern Ontario — will be addressed. stop designated driveway Little — after whom Little House be the office and T.A. Environmental issues will still included in the week's ac- security entrance, just outside the area the is named - Fred Little was born tivities. Discussions on environmental destruction and global warm- are located in. the phones on WLU campus in the old ing will be emphasized. As well, extra officers will this and the seminary house. He graduated security patrol area The event's organizers are in the of a process becoming campus corridor between the Student from Waterloo College in 1949, Union Building and the phone club to ensure that the Global Awareness Week remains an annual and after graduate work at Prin- area during the evenings and after-hours. event at Laurier. he returned ceton, to begin teach- This service was provided by a joint student-staff-faculty- A schedule for Awareness Week Global appears on page 6. ing on campus in 1958. Little's administration-communitv committee, the Committee For Ac- brother Art also the taught on tion Against Assault (CFAAA). The Cord Weekly news— 4 Thursday March 8,1990

Canadian campus news:

Federal budget cuts plague women, natives

"The Secretary of State did of the search committee... "I don't want to take responsi- the whole biblical position of not cut any of the $13 million set "Some of the Dean's com- bility for those students who may faithfulness in marriage, which is Federal racism aside for Canada ments to Professor Hewitt be Manna said. Day activities, border expelled," totally against homosexuality." they have not cut back on their on gender harassment. It is Instead of the blockade, the

lavish budget for decorating for- abundantly clear, however, that council will hold a 'Freeze for

HALIFAX (CUP) ~ Canada's na- the All' eign embassies, they did not cut Dean contributed to the protest. Budget blahs tive aren't to lie back the McGill has decided raise press "going on funding of french lan- poisonous political climate that to

back and take" the federal tuition fees $350 next guage newspapers outside of enveloped the search process," it by year HALIFAX - to cut their (CUP) government's decision Quebec." said. plus the optional 10 per cent, pro- Eighty women's centres across the the editor of Mic- "We vided education min- coun- funding, says are in favour of helping by Quebec try will be victims of the mac News. ister Claude December Federal out the conservative govern- Ryan's government's fifteen deficit-cutting mis- Micmac News is one of ment's agenda of deficit reduc- McGill wimpy? decision to end the province's 20- sion. and fee freeze. native newspapers magazines tion, but we think it should be cut year tuition The in British eliminated centres, Colum- that had their budgets across the board evenly," Douglas

MONTREAL (CUP) - McGill's bia, Quebec, Nova Scotia, and by the February 21 federal noted. Newfoundland and student council has decided to ig- Labrador, will budget. bad? lose their from the nore a student mandate and with- Gay games funding Secre- "Native people have become of State's draw its from a plan to tary Women's few sexist support Program very powerful over the past U of T as of the federal protest tuition hikes by blocking part budget. years and the government has "It's unfair of the entrance to an adminstration NORTH VANCOUVER (the govern- realized this," Micmac News (CUP) TORONTO -- The Dean ment) to balance the (CUP) building. -- Fundamentalist Christian lead- budget on editor Brian Douglas says. of Divinity at the University of About 400 students showed in the backs of Canadian women," ers have banded together to try "(They) are trying to silence Toronto's to assembly where Liberal MP Mary Trinity College up the general to keep the international Clancy said. native people and the best way to gay after said he the decision block the She also said the resigned a report was to building planned for British Colum- government is do that is by cutting off their games hostile to female entrance taken. But be- a "concerted a professor's ap- was just bia later in the from making effort to means of communication," he year happen- to a tenure stream fore students left for study diminish women and children" notes. pointment many ing. , by the council executive Micmac News is the na- position. break, Reverend Robert Birch cutting funding to women's only says pro- Peter Slater issued tive east of Ontario. It helped produce a a statement withdrawing grams. newspaper he has formed a group of clergy celebrated its twentieth anniver- "poisonous political climate," its support for the action. to pray that the Celebration '90 This which led Marsha Council executives asked ad- news column was last It has a monthly to professor campus sary year. games are stopped. "We are con- the CanadianUniver- circulation of but accord- Hewitt a of ministrators about the con- compiled using 6,000, filing complaint gen- cerned for the whole of quality Press sity news exchange, containing is der discrimination, to of blocking a building ing to Douglas its readership according sequences life, but labelling the Gay Games stories from across Canada. Cana- The council 23,000. the report. entrance. was told as something to celebrate is a dian Press is University a collective vi- U of T's review students be if "We have always played a grievance might disciplined student-run misrepresentation." of newspapers across tal link between native in panel ruled in favour of Hewitt. the protest took place as planned. people Canada. And also - should Birch's group, calling them- Student this in he The ruling stated Slater had "ex- Student council president have region educating them," selves the "Watchmen for the Na- Publications a monopoly of ad- such determined Santo Manna said that council "Native have to un- pressed hostility run on campus? so, why? says. people tion", have opened an office in press If

Professor Hewitt's could be bound to a "motion What freedom the press? And derstand what is going on in their to candidacy not downtown Vancouver. of of the makes commit right to arm bears? Once more if are going to before the search that he which us an illegal community they began "We are in place to do what into the breach!!! Yee ha!!! advance." not to have been a member act." ought Jesus Christ says. He endorsed

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Global week awareness coming up

Cherie MacDonald from Ontario Dr. Jerry Hall March 12. Room P1027 Chief Monday Councillor Bill Montour Coalition of Abortion Clinics Room L203 from Six Nations Room 5-307. 7:00 p.m. Room 2E4

11:30 — 12:30 a.m. p.m. 1:00 — 2:30 p.m. p.m. "Panel "Battered Women and Their Op- Discussion on "Temagami." Temagami." portunities." 11:30 a.m. -- 1:00 March 13. Dr. Bruce of Trent Uni- p.m. Tuesday Hodgins Jim Sue Coulter Morrison, an ethnohistorian of Anselma House "Life and Times of versity Joseph joined Dr. Bruce Paul Martin Centre by Hodgins, co- p 11:30 a.m. — 1:00 p.m. Co-author of the "Temagami Ex- >rant." author of the -- "Temagami 11:30 a.m. 1:00 "Women Experi- vlex p.m. and the Final Solution." perience" Jamieson from Six Nations ence" from Trent "Chamber Music." University Dr. Iwona Irwin-Zareka Room P2007 reserve (also a book signing session) Music Association Room P2067 Room PIOOS Paul Martin Centre Concourse 1:00 p.m. - 2:30 p.m. 2:30 p.m. -4:00 p.m.

7:00 "Sustainable slide to Global 1:00 -- 2:30 p.m. Development" "Responding Warming" p.m. p.m. Wednesday March 14

for Choice." - "The Struggle presentation Dr. Randy Wigle "Ecology How and Why Na- tives Believe in Maintaining the "Campus Day in Concourse" Balance of Nature." clubs will Campus set up booths Harvey Longboat from Six Na- in Concourse. tions

8:30 a.m. — 10:00 a.m. Room PlOl9

"Focus on Ethnic Women."

to be announced Speaker -- 1:00 p.m. 2:30 p.m. Room P1025 "Evironmental Destruction."

Erin Fletcher of Global Com-

11:30 a.m. munity Centre "Debt Crisis in Peru: Perspectives Room P2027 from the Countryside and the City." 4:00 — 6:00 p.m. p.m. Tonya Korovkin from U of W "Great Lakes Environment - joined by Hubert Campfens from "From Toxic Waste to WLU Hagersville Fire." Library Board Room Jay Palter from Greenpeace

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7 Thursday March 8,1990 Four viewpoints:

But what of Women's Day?

LIZA SARDI News Feature nists as "castrating bitches." The WLUFA collective agreement about their future, careers, and never realized how little equality March 8. International Laurier professor that she that has made for says provision the struggle and obstacles they women have actually achieved.

Women's Day. That's what I said believes the women in and women's movement hiring retaining encounter. these and these the to people are will in the positions, and a sexual harass- "gain power 90s and She finds especially interest- Professor of Social Work responses they gave. the university academia will be ment policy. Articles which ing the role of women in develop- Peter Dunn one arena.". Men will be relieved Moore is especially proud of. ing countries, those whose posi- of Social Work Professor of their naive notions as women WLUFA has also fol- recently tions are far less fortunate than lead Dunn admits that man's Laurence their skill and lowed the of other faculty as- a role M.K. prove competence, her own. "Third World women in to the women's movement is professionalism. sociations by contributing a have one the hardest time of any of Another is that fe- bursary at l'Universit6 de support and awareness of the problem women in Marty Laurence leans back in achieving equality." Montreal. issues -- not to lead but to male students are told women are She said that she believes that her comfortable chair and ex- in rhetoric b,ut not in respond to requests by women. equal "one day is not enough, but Inter- plains the origin of International He Once in university women sees the difficulty men have reality. national Women's Day provides a Women's Day. the of with their own issues in begin painful process forum." arUculat- It began with the Garment realization of the barriers and ob- ing and getting organized "International Women's Day around Workers of 1908. Since 1910 issues without stacles they face. "It's a double getting trapped in should be focussed on education," IWD has been celebrated with message," Laurence. the existing patriarchy. Dunn also says says Hall. She that the extent and Its suggests varying degree. feels reinforces that women that it is important for men "Society historical aspect of women, their revival occurred with the Decade and can become but also women to get together to un- professionals past achievements and the role of of Women in the 1970s and the stresses that women are valued derstand each other. women in the future could be International Year of Women in ex- In look." his courses he stresses that for the way they amined through films and 1975, Laurence tells me. She was men in social work should Increased begin who speakers. awareness among those marched on to look at how they will act as WLU Professor could break down barriers. Washington in December of 1963 English role models. He talks to classes protesting for women's rights, Michael Moore on escaping traditional when she was a student at Har- stereotypes. Statistics show that

vard. As he is one of my professors males dominate administrative She tells me she is glad that in the English department, I know Michael Moore positions in social work, even she is not her in twenties today, Michael Moore women's brings though the field is dominated in the 1980s and during 19905. She issues into his class, not on only numbers by women. calls The English faculty is one these difficult times for International Women's Day, but Similar to the other that is from the people I women, and says the backlash as benefiting routinely. His philosophy as an talked to Peter Dunn also believes reflective of women's movement. As a the anger in Canada educator is that "women's issues profes- that women's issues should not from all sor Moore discussed the oppressed groups. should be discussed and rising recog- be singled out for one but cuts have off importance of the feministic day Budget cut funding nized (on March 8) for its ritual ap- rather there should be to more effort for women's centres across proach literature, which has be- many value, but not limited to that one have to women's events the come influential. "It raises spread country. Yet she is confident day." very over a time new longer period. There that move- questions, and is excit- these will make the International Women's Day is very should be a week with formalized ment stronger daily. Laurence ing". important to him, he says, be- and organized events that could believes that will Moore that most women gain cause it is an appropriate day for explains Darcy Hall be utilized by professors for edu- hope and each English faculties are power by coming to- faculty to have an event. It traditionally dominated gether. draws special attention to by men. However, just

a male left the women's issues but, he stresses, recently professor Since she has become inter-

faculty, and the new we should be aware appointment of women's ested in women's issues the one filled issues and all was by a woman. every day year. thing Hall has noticed is the Dr. Moore and WLUFA are divisiveness within the movement Political Science of a the Ontario student part larger group, itself. "There are a lot of artificial Confederation Hall of University Fac- Darcy barriers. Women should be free to Association. ulty As part of this be naturally interested without it

the male faculty members across As a third-year political being such a political statement." Ontario how are told they can science student Darcy Hall finds International Women's Day take positive action and raise "it's frustrating, as a newcomer to should be a day to take a side for

awareness towards women's is- women's actively supporting is- a day, but not to be perceived as

on their own sues, especially sues, to see the tensions that arise narrow minded. "You can't al- OCUFA as become be neutral." campuses. encourages you aware of yourself. ways Laurier should forums, and information sessions When talk about it be of the tradi- you many be- taking advantage Peter Dunn especially geared towards male come tion of International Women's guarded or perceive you as Laurence Marty faculty. Moore is also part of an a radical". Day as normal and positive. organization of male faculty One of the important points "Women's issues should not cation, Dunn says, and the com- Universities are in- members that be such patriarchal organized against Hall stressed was that women a touchy subject. It seems mitment of time and resources stitutions dominated by male violence towards women should be free to to me that which is talk about their everything is an uphill and funding by the administration thinking, Laurence notes. Women offering support for a women's common ground especially in battle, one that was fought a long should also be fostered. in this atmosphere pose a threat to centre on faculties. Almost all time Like campus. patriarchal ago". many young men who in turn dismiss femi- important Equally is the new women can share experiences women entering university, she FRANCESCO^

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8 Thursday March 8,1990 news

Would you like to be

Mulroney for a day?

DUBLIN GARRED COYNE News Clause" iili Commentary "Notwithstanding on the English-language How would like be Prime but who you to Minister Mul- law, remained silent -- sign and some say for roney a day? even applauded the move -- in private.

It wouldn't be as as And how would like easy taking, say, A 1 Strath- you to be the Prime Minis- dee's and it place, might even approach a switch ter who forced ten other men into a room, and

with someone down in Plant and wouldn't even let them leave Physical Planning to go to the bathroom in of before the terms difficulty. Today's issues are complex signing "Langevan Compromise", other-

and highly divisive. wise known as the "Meech Lake Accord Lac

First, we have the Goods and Services Tax. Al- Meecti'l

most everyone in the country belly-aches about it, It seems funny, doesn't it, that the hold-out pro- but vinces hardly anyone actually understands it. (New Brunswick and Manitoba) have

Several countries have more-or-less successful who were in premiers not that locked room in Ot-

— is the in- and consumption taxes indeed, Canada only tawa, are largely the most vocal in opposition dustrialized with the country a tax at the manufac- to accord. And now Newfoundland and P.E.1., TURRET turer's level which is at present invisible to the con- and to a lesser extent 8.C., are voicing opposition it sits sumer. Presently at 13.5 cent on goods to the deal as it stands. That amounts to per five pro- produced in Canada. vinces.

about Although there are legitimate complaints That doesn't even include the North West and

the GST, and back room Yukon territories were Mulroney his boys really which almost or completely messed left this one up. The approach was completely out of the negotiations.

— made to sell the wrong virtually no attempt was While we're on the topic of the terri- instead tax, and of appearing like rational tories...Yukon government leader Tony Penikett, politicians, Mulroney and Michael Wilson managed with the blessing of the Right Honourable Joe Clark

to imitations of and Brian now do fairly good latter-day Louis Mulroney calls himself "premier", a

XlV's, shoving something they want down the title reserved for provincial leaders.

throats of Canadians. the tax is the Now, upsetting Maybe Mulroney wants to be known as one who Yukon into everyone. brought confederation, and not as

Seldom before has a government come under the one who let Quebec leave.

has such criticism for imposing taxes. Canadians have What Mulroney done during his tenure as

been tolerant in the who Prime Minister? very paying taxes, so man

upsets that must be in terrible trouble. He was elected in 1984 and 1988 on the

Another thing to consider is the Prime Minis- grounds of reducing the deficit and increasing of the Under ter's responsibility for the break up of Canada. growth economy. no Prime Minister

about has the deficit been Under RAISE A LITTLE HELL! Quebec is making noise a 'contingency plan' so high. no other Prime if the Meech Lake Accord does int go through. Minister has the debt risen to such a level.

cut What Quebec means by that euphemism is separa- On the environment, he Via Rail. Rail trans-

tion. And what does the Prime Minister do about port is said to be the most sound environmentally. With that? As regards the economic infrastructure, rail trans-

He criticizes premiers like Clyde Wells from port is a definite must, but no improvements to that Guests Newfoundland for being a federalist, or a centralist, system have been seen under Mulroney. And all New- those and trucks Special or for going back on the word of the previous extra cars mean more highway

foundland government by rescinding ratification of wear - but highway care in the provinces has

Meech Lake. When Trudeau had similar problems decreased as federal transfer payments have

in 1979-1980, he sent strong ministers to Quebec to decreased and the provinces have struggled to keep

persuade them to change their minds. It worked. up in health and education funding.

TROOPER does a he once What Mulroney do? "Education is priority" said. Last He don't blame for says"I Quebec being upset. month he cut money to the provinces, money which It is Canada that has the admission $5 and $7 English problem," or helps pay for post-secondary education. words to that effect. Politics, it is said, is the art of the possible. Mul-

We should have seen this when he wins the elections the SATU RDAY coming ap- roney by dividing country, pointed a Separatist to not only the cabinet, but to but what does he do when he gets elected? He once

said the Ministry of State, responsible largely for rela- he would run only twice. Let's hope so.

— said dead 14TH tions between the feds and the provinces. It was But also remember this he he was MARCH free five before Lucien Bouchard who was responsible for criticiz- opposed to trade, months negotia-

ing the Liberal government in Qu6b6c for using the tions started in Washington.

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(Pink Floyd Cover Band) Business The Cord Weekly 9 Thursday March 8,1990 Business Business Editor

Barry T. Gervin

Poor turnout for SBE Rep election

B. Thomas Gervin Petitions council By the Tenure Committee, on which they serve. elected representatives after all for Second/Third Year Econom- ad-hoc Committee, and special Elections are always held in interested candidates have been ics Representative had no reared its Once again, apathy committees that arise throughout the of each school interviewed. Such nominations and will be reopened spring year for nominations ugly head in the School of Busi- School of Busi- Nominations for the the course of the the representatives of the business and interviews are conducted next year. ness and Economics. Last Thurs- ness and Economics. The student and economic students, with the within the first month of the positions of First Year Business 50 voters day, approximately are full voting of Representative and First Year representatives exception the first year repre- school year. out to elect the of turned positions members each committee or is General Economics Representa- on sentative, who chosen by the third and fourth year SBE repre- tive will be opened next year as sentatives. Apparently there is no well. that be quorum must met. The small voter turnout is There fif- One position for Second Year only approximately typical of past year's elections. people who know or care about Representative was acclaimed by ty

Most students now in fourth in this But Jane Klubal. Nominations will year anybody picture. you elections these indi- for the second had never heard of these are all represented by re-open next year in at Laurier. So, viduals. For those who did not position. their four years I will shed some on this here is new 1990/91 Jason "Popsicle" Guttman light vote, your SBE narrowly lost his campaign for mysterious organization. Representatives. • The of this of Scott 3rd Year Business Third Year Business Representa- purpose group Gary elected students is to the Carolyn King 4th Year Business tive to Nancy Miller and Gary convey views and of students Andra Sweica 3rd Year Scott. Scott recently lost his concerns to Co-op Business campaign for WLUSU Board of professors in policy-making Jane Klubal 2nd Year

Directors. forums and committees. Such Nancy Miller 3rd Year Business

forums include the Business Missing are Steve Mulligan, Andra Sweica, currently serv- her Year Council and the Economics 4th Year Business and Rob Al- ing term as Second Rep- is- Year Economics. resentative, beat out Jim Beninger Council, which deal with those lison, 4th the for the position of Co-Op Repre- sues confronting respective Nominations for available posi-

faculties. on such tions of Ist Year Business sentative. It was refreshing to see Membership (1), councils is of 2nd Year Business (1), General Andra win, at least she put up comprised profes- and student Economics 2nd/3rd Year some visible posters. sors, lecturers, repre- (1), sentatives from the Economics (1) will in Sep- Steve Mulligan was re-elected respective open tember for the position of Fourth Year faculty. 1990.

Business Representative, how- A larger decision-making Photo by Harvey Luong. forum of which student ever, Kris Stummer was ousted represen-

of her tatives are members is the School out position by a of Business and Economics "rumoured" three votes. It is

SBE (SBE) Council. All professors, against policy to release ac- Please Please tual lecturers from the School of Busi- Help! Help! figures. Carolyn King was

ness Economics, a elected to fill the other position and and number of student available as Fourth Year Business specified rep- Dear SBE students, tion anyway. But the important thing to note is Representative. resentatives are permitted to at- Hi, my name is Barry Gervin, and I'm in that this is an important section. I need your the SBE Council Rob Allison acclaimed the tend when fourth year business. If you noticed, I'm the help today, not next week, not in a month, not student position for Fourth Year Econom- meets. Also, representa- who of the articles in guy wrote most this sec- next year. I don't care if have exams. Just tives serve on committees such as you

tion, this week and last week. As think how much extra time have if you can see, you'll you I don't DAMMIT I'm classes. doesn't right so good. JIM, not skip It matter if your in first

a writer, I'm just an Editor. I'm not to or fourth heck don't even have Ethics can mean suppose year year, you profits write all the articles. That's why I need your to go to this school for all I care. This section

help. I've got a gazillion ideas for articles, but is for the students of the School of Business

not time to write them. That's where and Economics so don't me Patrick Gervin the mid enough why you help out B.I. to pop up everywhere by in. you come You don't have to right so good Please the Cord Offices or me a 80's. The target market at that drop by give

either, biz knobs will be this call at home -- 746-1976. With the increased awareness time was institutional investors only reading sec- phone

of environmental issues, and ra- such as labour unions, churches

cial and sexual equality, you and universities. But ethical could that the nineties mutual funds have attracted the say will be

a decade of ethics. According to ethics and wallets of individual

Dave Nitkia, co-founder of Ethis- investors with a social conscience

Canada can Ltd., "companies are and an eye for profit.

increasingly sensitized to the In theory, Ethical Mutual agenda of ethical investing". Funds should under perform other March 11 March 8 "We live in theera of the indi- funds without such criteria due to lamiae finals vidual session Ist students inter- hockey League advocate. We've experi- the limited choice of stocks. But Counselling far year

enced a broad estedin reaction against Lawrence Solomon, President of Co-op Option 4:oopm ¥1025/27 state intervention, and March 14 single- the Environmental Investment In- AITSEC Dream Auction issue advocacy groups have ternational "what is Fund, ■ Luncheon: Donald says 10:30 I:3opm Concourse AI'ES'EC (Business Dr. J. as emerged creative substitutes not sound on environmental "'Economic Trends the 1990's CluB: %gad to the Trasfieteria in (Daly speaking on of for government." Marketing trip grounds is equally unsound on Trade and Ethical QueCph focussing on free Japanese Manage- mutual funds are financial grounds" and sites the

11:45 - managed administrators who ment 2:3opm Water Coo Inn by tobacco and asbestos industries as Styles' screen potential equities through Mutual Wine and Cheese examples. Going back ten years 9 (jroup Inception ethical criteria. Typical criteria and assembling a hypothetical /i s:3opm (Paid (Martin Centre (Bill (Broxvn, 1 P 'Bank_ of 9{pva Scotio speaking excludes companies that do busi- ethical fund will his (March prove point. . on 'Leveraged (Buy Outs and 'Junk 'Bond Tinanc- ness in countries practicing racial An imaginary fund using ethical or ling" <21027 March 16 sexual criteria over the 2:oopm -3:3opm discrimination, past ten years j businesses matched I AI'ES'EC: TourStudents Arrive Club: (Deaddne making military the average 10-year Japanese Study Marketing for Applications fori

equipment, or tobacco, alcohol, compound return of top-ranked Accounting Association: Tour of Dunzo'oody, Executive (Positions, available in (P2002 1 nuclear equipment and Canadian funds. energy equity callCtaudio Tamiae 888-0229f0r tickets Car-Tub %aliy, see posters for details i businesses with a history of en- The nineties should see an Association: Tour DeXoitU 'Has- vironmental Accounting of pollution or poor even higher proliferation of these i kins & Sells, callClaudio 888-0229 *'nr tickets labour relations. funds as awareness amongst in-

Ethical Mutual Funds started vestors increases. I The Cord Weekly Business 10 Thursday March 8,1990 Business Students have "ring" envy Jane Klubal

Ever wonder relies why engineers wear society on engineers' ex- nomic This became system. the across the country from many The ring is cast of solid 10K gold that look like bent iron rings pertise to create quality struc- foundation from which he universities and is created including University carefully hand-finished nails? It's called the Kipling tures. the Commerce Ring. of British Columbia, with the utmost Bishop's, attention to detail Ritual. When Cameron every engineer Doherty, a business The Commerce Concordia Ring is exclu- and Carleton, to name and quality. To order your ring he she is from graduates, or presented graduate the University of sive to those students few. graduating only a or acquire more information, con- with a that Alberta, felt that also ring symbolizes society with a Bachelor's in Com- The face of the ring is stylized tact TAMIAE's degree Finance VP work. The dedication and hard heavily relies on the moral and "M" Chris merce, Management or Business with an representing Kerrigan at 747-3925. that ring serves as a reminder ethical of our eco- management Administration. It is available morality and symbolizing busi-

ness ethics. Similar to the

engineering counterpart, the of Biz Knob Poetry Corner Commerce Ring is a reminder the high moral principals which

must stand behind every business the the And then abide it's And the 'Directors In beginning was pCan. may strength'. spoke decision. the And the themselves, to 'It came assumptions. assumptions amongst saying one another, zvithout And the were form. plan was complete- containes that which aids plant growth, and it is Commerce zuithout substance. And 'Ring Code of Ethics ly darkness was upon very strong'. the the and And the 'Directors went unto the Vice Presi- 4 the I face of workers they spoke, upon As a wearer of Commerce. Ring, solemnly dents and them 'It themselves, "ft is a crocks shit, and it sayeth unto growth saying of promotes [swear to this code ofethics: and And the Vice Presidents stinketh" is very powerfuC. the President and And the workers went unto their supervisors went unto sayeth unto him, i I will in a in- my profession spirit of and 'It a and "This new unit the practice sayeth, is pad of dung none may plan actively promote growth and and this and these areas ! abide the odor thereof. And the supervisors efficiency of company, in tegrity dignity.

7 unto their and unto them, in I will with or went managers sayeth particular." refrain from associating allowing And the President looked the and 'It is a container of excrement and it is upon plan, Be very imy name to used by an enterprise of questionable and the Became such that none abide by it." saw that it was good, plan strong, may character. And the into their (Directors 'This is how shit managers went policy. happens. Iwillavoid misleading statements. and sayeth, "It is a vessel of fertilizer, and none Submitted by 9{anci) tnalqng

I will not use unfair means to win advancement

the for myself or injure prospects of any personfrom Meet the AIESEC trainees! / securing and holding employment. 4 Cooper Hong from Korea will strive with the working at Manufacturer's I to apply my skills only ut- Life, Yetmee Tan from well | most respect for the Being of humanity, the Malaysia working at the and all its Waterloo Board of j earth, species.

Katharina Stalberg from \ I will not permit considerations of nationality,

Sweden working at Pete Mar- material advance intervene i politics, prejudice or to wick Thome, and Thomas Between this to andfu- Spaar from Switzerland work- y my duty present

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The evolution of Tamiae Society

B.T. Patrick Gervin

The once week control of the The School of Business and and dance, stags and stagettes, event per week. In 1983, Tamiae along. per complete publica-

to calender has now been reduced to tion even before its first issue, a Economics' first Business Club trips Montreal, and the Tiny celebrated its 20th Anniversary about four result of in Talent Nite. For numerous by hosting a Ball attended by stu- parties, a Car-Pub Ral- an apparent a miscom- was formed by Don Hyden years, munication after the the clubs and most dents, and alumni. ly, Casino Nite, Talent Nite and between Dean Mur- 1963, just three years largest popu- faculty, and 1989/90 TAMIAE Presi- lar event was the formal It is not clear what several academic lectures hosted SBE itself was formed. The fol- spring quite hap- ray in dent Anna Jakubowski. Tamiae with attended by students, faculty and pened to Tamiae during the mid conjunction with the SBE. lowing year, forty members,

was events TAMIAE didn't even had kicked around the idea of a was to alumni. TAMIAE also eighties, but several began celebrate a contest held rename the known for it elaborate homecom- to Events frosh it's 25th last newsletter, or even a Business club. The name Tamiae was disappear. during Anniversary year.

to In the Section in the Cord as as chosen, Greek for "the treasury". ing floats. According past week and winter carnival were no beginning of the early Rose 1980. president Pulis, TAMIAE longer held as their relationship 1989/90 school year, TAMIAE,

had a reputation for having "the with WLUSU began to weaken. in conjunction with the School of

worst float, but the best time". WLUSU threatened to force Business and Economics at- But recently the new 1990/91 Ex-

the late TAMIAE to become an official to the By seventies, tempted rejuvenate ailing ecutive has been appointed, and TAMIAE had added Casino Nite, WLUSU Campus club in 1985. SBE Newsletter, The Atrium. there is new enthusiasm and ex- then Sue TAMIAE the the Monopoly Tournament, and According to president, provided financial citement buzzing around the Nite their bar- this would have backing for the newsletter back in Entrepreneur's to Easson, required TAMIAE Offices at 14 Bricker. several when of events. TAMIAE modifications to 1985 the publication was rage yearly There is talk of new events, and several TAMIAE's Constitution and first started. This also began to host events year, SBE pro- renewed commitment to bring the Orientation and Winter Tamiae would have been forced vided the and during funding, TAMIAE club into the nineties. The new

Carnival in conjunction with to lose a of its provided the first large part indepen- manpower, by ideas all sound very good, but

the Corn a factor for WLUSU, particularly dence, key hiring Bruce Hodges as Editor, new executive are notorious for Nite and the Biz Roast Quiz, an TAMIAE's 20 success. and then in the staff will interest- year assisting big ideas. It be very

first academic contest for second Well, it's now 1990 in TAMIAE Society was year and recruitment. Somehow, all of ing to see if this new executive of started as a fraternal of students. With the additions TAMIAE isn't much further the TAMIAE lost society confusion, can turn things around. Honours Business and Honours these events, membership soared

Economics students. Part of the to well over 1000 members. original goal was to "aid mem- TAMIAE continued to grow bers in developing confidence, into the eighties with more events diplomacy, and courage", thus the being added to the calendar such Football motto "theta, delta, alpha". as the "TamiAiesec the Blood Donor Clinics, Ten years later, society's Blitzes", membership had increased more the Career Fair, Oktoberfest Nite, than tenfold and was the largest the Car-Pub Rally, Ice Skating The the Case club on campus. society Parties, Integrated Party, hosted several events including the Rejection Letter Bash, the Wintario Pre- hockey, curling, squash, and golf Snow Bowl and a tournaments, student/faculty get Show and Live Draw. TAMIAE togethers, a student/alumni dinner was now hosting on average one

EUCHRE

TOURNAMENT Far left: Donald Hyden, founder of Tamiae Society. Above: The 1990/91 Tamiae Society Executive

Chris Kerrigan - VP Finance, Craig Montrose - VP Executive, Nancy Miller - President, Mark Silver

VP Communications, Cecilia Ledzinsky VP Marketing. Photo by Harvey Luong.

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THE CORD WEEKLY

it's more than a bar

We come to praise WLUSU, not to bury it...

The new Turret has finally materialized thanks to the efforts of a few hard-working go-getters.

It all started with Chris Gain, last year's WLUSU VP: Finance.

Unfortunately, we also have to credit Gain with the $270,000 debt in- curred, due to a gross overestimation of WLUSU's financial situa- tion. Current President A 1 Strathdee and VP:Finance Shafeeq Bhatti took in of bootlicked charge a political sort way, and university ad-

ministrators in order to re-mortgage the Student Union Building and

thus make the Turret Leather renovations a fiscal possibility. never

tasted so good.

must to Special commendation go Lounge Supervisor Dan Daw-

son and Business Manager Tim Hranka for their efforts since Christ- in mas the actual renovation process. Hranka caught potentially costly mistakes and sell was quick to old equipment and chairs to help ease the financial situation. Meanwhile, Dawson streamlined the service

and re-trained staff — duties not necessarily in either's job descrip- tions.

The Student have also Pub Managers performed admirably, put- ting in hours of volunteer organization and cleanup. For the sake of

current and future students who will bear the brunt of the debt load,

let's hope their efforts have not been in vain.

that the and others will When International Men's WLUSU is banking university make more are we going to get an Day?

use of the new-and-most-definitely-improved Turret, that it will be-

come the meeting and events place that Fed Hall already is at the And University of Waterloo. with the new chairs, the improved stage

bars and and the jazzed up decor, there's no reason it can't. If WLUSU will commit itself to going after the clientele.

Speakers and seminars which attracted overflow to the Paul

fill the Turret. Martin Centre can now Receptions such as the Alumni Co-op not worth double Association's Parent Day of last weekend could be held there. And

how about those Quarterback Club Luncheons that shovel money into TO THE EDITOR: Inn's fall Rich the Waterloo pocket every Wednesday, Newbrough? Letters dents. Administrators should Varsity teams trying to make extra money shouldn't need to book the ONE HUNDRED PER- worry more about the implica- Croatian Club or the Huether any more. In arti- tions of their and CENT?!? regards to your actions less The impetus for using the Turret should come from the stu- to the about student reaction. cle of Mar. 1 on Co-op fee in- negative dents...those who built, patronized, maintained, rebuilt, and — hope- I'm creases, I couldn't object more not opposed to fee hikes but fully — re-paLronize it. strongly to the Senate Finance Editor let's be reasonable. the has In past, WLUSU been kind of uppity when it came to who Committee's proposal. For what I could use the Turret. Anyone wanting to rent it out for the night was exis- am getting, I think the current proposal which threatens the Sincerely, rarely given the opportunity to make any money in the deal. With A student two-time fee of $410 is quite tence of a good service to stu- vigourous objector Hranka and Dawson replacing predecessors that preferred "manage- enough. This fee is non- ment by complacency", the booking policy is much less stringent. At- refundable and the Co-op pro- tractive, even. gram doesn't even guarantee you Brit licks bum Do have the you entrepreneurial spirit? You could book a band or Starkey's a let alone a one. Given for job, good promote an event and snag some cash a worthy cause. You could the stiff competition (and the 50 hold and doe...a for all of a stag wedding reception...a big party your DEAR EDITOR: is like extra people admitted this year), Jody, my lovefor you my prize friends...a battle of the bands competition between WLU., UW and I cucumber, that's quite a gamble. I, and ideas limited Let Conestoga College...the are only by your imagination. me introduce myself, my it just grows and would argue most students, will grows. As long as have a Laurier can book the Turret. name Adrian and I'd you connection, you is Curry just Dr. S.G. Lurrve not gamble with twice that the risk factor is as can't lose like what admirer I Financially, very low, you money to say a great amount. clubs and other the I taking a bar percentage. Campus groups can use am of your paper. While study Because of a phasing-in peri- Turret for "off-night" entertainment on Mondays and Tuesdays and here in England, we have nothing I od, won't be affected by the full Hmmmm, not quite the same — if haul in 75 per cent of the bar profits and all door revenues, they like your paper to feast our in- force of the increase but I am still effect. Ohhhh the first go on, put charge admission. Those looking at the slow Wednesday or Saturday tellect on. I greatly enjoy reading concerned for the future of the one in, pleeeeeeeeease. unheard of in the nights can get 25 per cent plus the door, an policy your paper which a friend of mine program. Co-op, to the benefit of OR, Steen and still John Karr/Terry days. Thursdays Fridays are packed, posts to me every now and again. all Laurier students, is one of the is thrown one of those but if your sales pitch convincingly enough, But enough bum licking for now, instruments which has raised the

can be as well. oh one... evenings yours great do go? Eh! Eh! profile from that of Last Chance Jody, you be WLUSU seems to finally serious in using the Turret as a viable Nudge, nudge. Wink, wink. U. Its important that employers The Turret staff arc also to be service/revenue generator. planning Say no more. Dr. S.G. Lurrve. know who we are and are aware week the sum- have the Turret open regularly for one night a during I was wondering if you place of our high standards. Also, by mer for all those trapped in Waterloo from May to August, or for the classified moving classes to the summer, following advert in With I would be forever grateful those who want to return as an escape from a summer job. the enrollment and Laurier's your paper. Since I do not know bumlick) if you of the of a Friday pub night during the (crawly, crawly closing Taps, prospects busy if for this if revenues are raised. Finally, the you charge or even alternative for and lucra- could of the above. summer months will be a refreshing patrons, print any/all does you would accept my ad (let Co-op program provide let us tive for WLUSU shareholders. If there is a cost please alone how I good work experience. Without it to pay) would be know. The Turret looks like a real bar now. It's up to the patrons to keep if could advise me. I wouldn't have access to the grateful you it that way. kinds of jobs I am applying for.

Perhaps John Thompson, Adrian Curry

could love is like a director of the program, Jody, my for you penis, it and Dr. S.G. Lurrve. look at reducing costs (i.e. travel) grows grows. Board Editorial opinions are approved by the Cord Weekly Editorial on rather than worrying about bannot ap- the Students' Adrian: your blassifieds behalfof Cord staff and are independent of the University, until we "political problems with stu- in the Bord Union and the StudentPublications Board of Directors. pear anywhere This is bit word dents". a dangerous OK, if that's a too strong have received seven cents per

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Press and line from the Ontario Community News- ber of Canadian University gets neat tape further Association. 1990, WLU Student Publications. Material deemed to paper Copyright be No of the Cord Weekly sexist, racist or homophobic stereotypes will not accepted. pan Editor-in-Chief. be reproduced without the permission ofthe may -comment The Cord Weekly 13 Thursday March 8,1990 Turn evil around and live

scholars; let it be known that the DEAR CORD READERS (espe- Barkers, Cravens and Cronen- and Lou Sypher): prophets disciples wrote do a NEWER TESTA- Question cially you bergs stories of symbols, meanings and MENT justice.

You are racist and there is no to tell future messages genera- need for racism in this world be- tions what life WAS like, in Channeled and interpreted by world has low cause this self- hopes that humanity would learn Gerald R. Posthuma

Yet low self-esteem is from its failures and esteem. triumphs. Richard W. Orava of the Week mask. EVIL is this only a mask, Let us hope that the Kings, If worn on the face of humanity.

humanity can take off this mask, humanity can turn EVIL around Parity raid report covers LIVE. The this and only way can be done is if humanity looks at administration's ass What was initial reaction when found ITSELF in the mirror. only your you

So READ the PROPHECY: out that the faculty strike had been averted?

DEAR "LOOK into the future so you EDITOR: will NOT be MOCKED by its and thousands of dollars in

the By Harvey Luong MEMORY." Regarding reactionary salaries, just for a roomful of well children. committee of the suits discuss underwear — Sleep my report panty to a in Gender Is- raid, reviewed the panty report to cover the collec-

CABAL sues column of last weeks Cord, tive ass of administration.

I It took offer only one comment:

P.S. In defence of the biblical five months, twenty-eight pages, Steve Burke

Ed Verria Stark Raving

By Chris Starkey

OK break It's easy to say that it's to election Yes WLUGSA, WLU apathy extends to the rules as as elected. But if think is long people get you grad students as well, but that no excuse to WLUSU is biased and and that incompetent deliberately break your bylaws ~ those guidelines

WLUSP is at best and well-meaning disorganized which allow you to retain your status as an Ontario at the least, haven't seen the worst case of dem- You and should you corporation. your predecessors ocratic abuse... have forced to for been resign jeopardizing your The Wilfrid Laurier Graduate Stu- University status. How fair is it for Barb McKenzie to have Tom Wilkinson dents' Association is a (WLUGSA) low-profile voting rights on the WLUSU Board as a representa- group on campus, but they have more power than tive voice of the WLU grad student population other 300 any students at WLU. They have a vote when only six people "voted" for her? That on the WLUSU Board and on the OMB. They represents less than 3% of your electorate! The receive status with WLUSU on WLUSP President is next-to-equal many elected by about fifty persons,

committees the raid com- university (e.g. panty yet doesn't hold a vote at either the OMB or mittee), despite representing one-twentieth of the WLUSU Board levels, even though they are much student there population. Granted, are only so many more involved in the workings of WLUSU.-Hvas student in the positions decision-making process, the WLUSP President last year and was frustrated but the election of the Grad Executive is so process that the enfranchised grad rep never showed up at and it cliquey unrepresentative that makes pre- Board I meetings, but was there contributing more Gorbachev Russia look democratic. than most to the discussions and not getting a vote. The WLUGSA By-Laws are rife with election Mike Herbert McKenzie has reportedly only been to about four and operational inadequacies. According to meetings this year. WLUGSA President Judit Alcalde, any grad who You are denigrating the importance of the eigh- was nominated by ten others last year became a teen "legitimate" votes on the WLUSU Board and director. Those directors appointed the executive the positions on Senate and Board of Governors from themselves. There among are stipulations committees. You owe it to the founders of which would allow the directors to receive WLUGSA dissolve to yourselves as an executive remuneration for their services, despite the fact that (since knowingly, you unofficially took office) and a has informed the lawyer grads that the guideline all re-open the positions. You should also revoke is no longer legal. any voting rights you have been entrusted with for Under their all entitled bylaws, grads are to par- the remainder of the year and help the new execu- in annual ticipate meetings of WLUGSA and to be tive work to ensure this spring's elections will not present at Board Alcalde that there the meetings. says be sham they have been the two past years. Ernie Faziack hasn't been an annual this or last meeting year And if don't think you any of this should be Wolfman year, and that it is hard enough getting Board done then be fair to the rest of the WLU student members to let alone the entire meet grad popula- body and disband. You should be confined to your tion. Their bylaws also state that at least 25 mem- wine and cheeses and anti-panty raid crusading and bers and three directors must be for any leave present the role of "representative" student voice to transaction of business at the annual meeting, quo- WLUSU. rum that obviously wasn't met.

the UNIVeRSITY

Brian Jennings Blues Terry Beutel

Kevin Costner The Cord Weekly

14 Thursday March 8,1990 comment-,

Gender Issues

by: Liza Sardi Ontario Region Canadian

University Press Women's Rights Co-ordinator

'Dream Auction' fund Today is International raising Do you care Stuart?

Women's Day. On March Bth of drive; the only activities planned I think it is pathetic that the since 1910 every year women in are those of a few students. What Student's Union has not made all of Canada and the world are the WLUSU activities parts any attempts to celebrate the one have been to planned for Was the Sex- this gathering together today? day year devoted strictly to ual celebrate women and their Assault Awareness Week women. Is it too much to ask that

is interna- which lasted achievements. It a day only Monday to this university recognize the tionally commemorating the Wednesday to act as achievements supposed of women, and

of women in the work- some sort of their struggles compensation? oppression in society? It is a place, in home and society with Stuart Lewis, Vice President of topic especially important only a and In rallies, meetings, speakers. University Affairs and next year's few short months after the our own there are a community President told me that he had "left slaughter of women in Montreal

of events hosted local it those variety by up to who are more when we should all be all the women's organizations. qualified". In fact, Lewis didn't more aware of problems faced by

But here at Laurier our con- even know what was planned for women not only in society but in course is booked for AISEC's International Women's Day. university.

One day this year is devoted

to women and it's overlooked on

our campus. We need only look a little closer at our own university

to see the oppression of women.

Women Univer- are picked up on sity Avenue walking home from

class, or the Turret. Women are

assaulted on deserve own sexually every year a minority group, they right to property. This was

campus, in residence. The one focus and their to be appreciation. Integra- day recognized and ap-

opportunity our Administration tion can only be achieved when preciated. did have make to some positive we are equal. There are those in The responsibility for this day in the climate for women who the lies with WLUSU. changes society are not yet on They are rep-

on resulted in watered of campus a level to accept women as equal. resentatives the students. But

down Panty Raid com- as students at Laurier report So when will we be far enough to our respon-

prised of promises. Even sibility is to ensure empty achieve unity? When women that our Stu- here at the Cord for In- of a cover have empowered and healed dent's Union is aware the in-

ternational Women's Day was themselves. creasing importance of women's 'more passed over for important issues on our campus. It's a bit

Over half of our student issues'. popu- late now to plan anything but the

lation here at Laurier are women. least you can do is express your Concerns are expressed about Why didn't WLUSU some plan disappointment to future presi- the formation of a women's events? This should be of a day dent Stuart Lewis to make sure I centre on campus. am ap- celebration, not one where this doesn't happen again. proached by men wanting to women are pushed into the again This should have been a day know why they don't have a background for more "important" to see how far we have come, but men's centre. It is in the Charter events. Where is the cake? the instead we see how much farther of Rights and Freedoms that balloons? the speakers? a rally? I we still have yet to go. A day that women, racial minorities and am to be Women proud a woman. should be full of celebration and other oppressed groups have the before me fought for my right to remembrance has instead become right to form exclusionary receive an education of regardless one of further oppression to groups. women my sex, challenged my women.

Women need and deserve a status in the eyes of the law, and

to celebrate their achieve- day are still fighting. Women P.S. Happy International

> icnts because they have status as to struggled for my right vote, my Women's Day

Want 15 bucks? LIFE IN HELL By MATT GROENING

DID ASK YOU for your Development Fund refund in September? Did you pick it up at the Business Office If yet? you haven't, your cheque is

about to be stale-dated and your name probably ap-

pears below. No, the university won't sent it to

you...they only sent you stuff when you owe them

not money, the other way around.

GET YOUR BUTT INTO THE

BUSINESS OFFICE NOW!

ABDOOL, PAUL STEPHEN ENNIS, McREYNOLDS, S ANDRA ALCOCK, JEFF ERSKINE, KEITH MATHB, MICHELLE

FALLON,DAVID MASSE. BRIAN FRENCH, DAVID MAUSBERO.JASON mcTTRDV ANDERSON, JEFFERY FRY, DAVID MIRI KR MARTIN

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KIESWETTER, JOANNE SPITZIG, LORI DCLWORTH, GREG ANITA JASON DIMACKKIE, FAREK KLEIN, SUSSMAN, MIKE PAUL DONAHUE, LISA KOKTAN, TETLEY. KUNTZ, EUGENE TOOHEY, MICHELE DORR, ROBERT LANNING, CARRIE TUPLING, LIZ DOTY, JAMES SANDRA MARC DOWDING CHRIS LAURIN, VANES, LAWSON, nownrNfi RORPRT HUGH VAN OERSCHOT, KEVIN

COREY VOLL, LISA DYCKEROFF, ANINA LEONARD, McF AD MICHAEL WALSH, TRACY EASTWOOD, GAIL YEN, WEBER. PAUL EDDINGTON, MARNEY McGOVERN, JOANNE WEAVER, SUE ELLARD, JODETTE McKAY, GARY

McLENNAN, YOSHIKI. MARLIH ELVINS, MICHAEL GORDON The Cord Weekly scene 15 Thursday March 8,1990

the SCENE

Hand and Dana Mark As part of Spotlight's second band Black Cat Bone. Hailing Ross Concert Review anniversary "Superbash", they from Guelph, the band reaks of

en- sponsored the evening of live raw talent. Black Cat Bone is the live music much tertainment Phil's. How at Following house band every Tuesday night would to the event you expect on coattails of a similar for Phil's Blues Jam evenings. Last last they somehow managed Their dynamic guitar, reminiscent see for $5? Tuesday year, to stream fourteen (count 'em, of Eric Clapton and 8.8. King, night Phil's Grandson's 14!) bands across the stage in the blended with the sharp honky Place and Spotlight Maga- course of five and a half hours. tonk keyboards kicked off the zine tried to find out just And all for $5. festival of bands with a bang. how much can be stuffed Opening the evening prompt- Once the fifteen minutes al-

into one evening. ly at 7:30 was the talented blues loted to each group was ex- hausted by Black Cat Bone, the

Bird Sisters took control of the

sound stage. After some initial

problems were worked out, the

trio crowd of women wooed the Photo with their haunting a capella

sound. The Bird Sisters were fol-

the lowed by one of Beirdo Hand, Brothers filled the void. Normally

a duet, the other half was appar-

with minor Mark ently caught up automotive repairs. He eventually

showed through the Hot the the up part way saxophone. on tails of Purple Jo is the proud spawn

act to add his fiddle and of Ontario. Tamales was a strong per- Brantford, As the

saxophone to the voice and guitar formance by Bill Cass whose folk name implies (Purple Haze, Hey

of theother Beirdo Brother. their bordering on country style was Jo), style is borrowed from The first hour of the show was punctuated by precise guitar pick- legendary guitarist Jimi Hendrix.

not even done and already three ing. Living up to the legend admirab-

acts had paraded on stage. It was The Winchesters completed ly, the explosive bass and in-

about time for a washroom break. the first half of the evening's en- spired guitar made for fifteen

The first thing we noticed was tertainment at which time we minutes of sound music.

that the rest full of around the room was realized that, looking Next up was Junkhouse, an musicians practicing. Not surpris- bar, most of the people in the amazingly good compilation band How ing, really. many bars have crowd were the musicians per- formed from members of several

a dressing room big enough for that forming night. Considering other groups, including the Cow- fourteen bands? that all together about fifty people boy Junkies. Then the energetic How much would be you played, it's not too surprising. Dizzy Maroon brought their prepared to pay for this fun and bouncing jazzy blues style to the How much would for excitement? Six dollars? Seven? you pay stage. all this? Hold there's Wait. on, still Photo Before you answer, there's MORE ON PAGE more. 18 still more!

The Hot Tamales were next

Hand, on the ticket. The im- most THE SCENE AT A GLANCE pressive feature of this all round

impressive group were the Mark Danke Schoen, darlin' Danke dynamic guitar and alto EVENTS Schoen,

Thank you for all the joy andpain, A Picture second Numus is the Enemies: Love Story show, balcony, closing concert sea- Was the place we'd meet, second seat son Friday, March 9 with "Drum-

Go Dutch treat, you were sweet. ming: The Big Bang" another Wayne Newton foray into contemporary percus- exploration NEWS sion programming. The concert is Psychological Princess at the Cinema, and fea- Castle Rock Entertainment's up- tures works by Reich, Peltier, Al- dated version of William Gold- Meredith Film and Carolyn first wife. She was a Polish peasant servant to bright, and Andriessen; starting ing's classic novel Lord of the Herman's before the war. After Yadwiga time is 8 family pm. aftermath of World War II is Flies debuts across Canada Fri- saves Herman's life, he marries her out of a sense The day, March 16. Directed by Harry the takeoff for an interesting of obligation. Despite their marriage, the servant- IN CONCERT Hook and filmed in Jamaica, a with psychological exploration of the per- master roles are maintained, Yadwiga catering of men find them- to her husband's whim. group young sonal lives of four individuals in every selves on a deserted island where Look for the Bourbon Masha is Herman's lover and Yadwiga's Enemies: A Love Story. themselves over Tabernacle Choir at the antithesis. She is strong, independent, and good in they fight among the The plot twists and turns throughout experi- embracing the values of civiliza- Bombshelter March 8. bed. Masha alone can bring Herman to life and A Jewish ences of Herman, the central character. tion left or the the they behind, Going to see Numus at the Prin- present him with the challenges that make up Holocaust Herman becomes involved survivor, of their new surround- cess March 9? Then in at the main source of excitement in his life. savagery drop and married three women si- with, ultimately to, ings. Huether after the show and Herman's first wife, Tamara, initially presumed catch multaneously. is Idiot Savant in dead, suddenly and unexpectedly lunges back into Capitol Records hosting a best concert. The first forty-five minutes or so of the movie is him band in The Humanities Theatre is host to his life, forcing to confront even more com- unsigned competition devoted to the introduction of the four main charac- plications, explanations and challenges. Tamara of- Daytona Beach, Florida April Bth. Heather Bishop & Jennifer ters and their lives. complicated All styles of music welcome Berezan March 10. fers to act as Herman's "manager" and friend, are arrival of The movie climaxes with the in to out front of a of On the comeback trail, Trooper giving him a much needed sense of security and try panel Herman's third (but in reality his first) wife. It is at direction. high profile record executives and will play the Turret March 14.

this that the movie into a tedious and point lapses win prizes including studio time. Gler's hosts Geordie Barnett This first wife represents the middle ground be- almost vision a life. boring of a man leading triple interested find March tween the extreme passivity of Yadwiga and the Anyone can out 14. But it is the characters themselves that, through more from Scene editor Tony k.d. lang will at Lulu's passion of Masha. play their the main of interest. interactions, create point Burke at the Cord Hotline 884- Roadhouse March 15. Throughout the balance of the movie, Herman As mentioned, Herman is the central character 2990. The Beirdo Brothers play the his wives and their varied levels of around whom three women revolve. He is char- drifts between the Muchmusic in March presents Bombshelter March 16. acterized his indecisiveness and weakness in experience, never fully committing himself to any Colour/ by The Godfathers/Living The Turret will host The Pursuit life. both his lives. one individual or one of personal and professional any way live in a The Sugarcubes Big of Happiness March 24. Ad- ele- diverse. It is The movie contains a few scattered comic Conversely, the wives are rich and Ticket Special March 10. Also vance ticket sales only. is able but it is the of through these women that Herman to taste ments, psychological exploration look for ÜB4O & Robert Palmer Come out and support CKMS at life four diverse characters that makes Enemies most and feel passion. March 17 and Blue Rodeo March their Benefit Party at Phil's In order of Yadwiga is Herman's noteworthy. appearance, V4- Grandson's Place March 28. J The Cord Weekly

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long it takes to get to the washroom without getting stuck. Better hurry, eh. The Cord Weekly -scene 17 Thursday March 8, 1990

Sexual awareness with the Phantoms

drum I blows stuff the Phantoms usually ringing for three days. had casional on MuchMusic and harmonica, Godboo every- chier James Neilson spin Water- to I one dish out when they visit slow down, protect my ears. WEA records has apparently one away. wasn't the only Review Concert "in- loo. New included "Temp- After all what's more important? signed them for a recording con- with my mouth open saying songs Girl" and"I or a tract. a credible!" over and over again. tation", "Heavenly doctor put the My hearing good time? Don't expect record from Painkiller". Good honest The But temptation got the better them soon though. They like to Jerome plays the harp like Need a in ear and thing my best It's all natural. blues and some of the of me when Toronto power blues take their time with things like he's breathing. so around to view the looked the like music rockers, The Phantoms blew that. He can work a nursery rhyme original going. for a She paused So it for the Phantoms, damage. roof off U of W's Bombshelter Now, four times out of five a "A Tisket A Tasket" into a riff that's talk her wail into a series If want to some while, adjusting from the inside out. show by the Phantoms is nothing and then away amigos. you

said and moans. on to the Cord and before she short of a religious experience. of deep throaty growl more, come up glasses The past year looked like the Wilfs for beer. That other fifth of the time, He plays like someone possessed. drag me to a anything. Phantoms were on the rise in the certain band members were a The set was more in a tradi- You'll have to scream in my left "Well James there's no Canadian music scene. They hold tional vein with an on is still little too incapacitated to function emphasis ear though. The right one damage the record for attendance at the permanent hearing yet, at the best of their musical blues instead of the louder raun- buzzing! take it on Diamond, Lulu's but I suggest you easy they've played abilities. and few the loud music for a few weeks." only a months ago were last on a successful with the Fortunately, Thursday's Reading week was just aces tour at the Bomber Their videos gig was a very able except for a really noisy show at Tragically Hip. two (i.e. reasonably sober) one in- Montreal's Club Foufounes Elec- "Knuckle Sandwich" and deed. Guitarist Girl" the Joe Toole was in trique that had left my right ear "Heavenly get oc- in fine form .aided part by the ar-

ray of fuzzboxes and foot pedals

his at disposal. Don't get me

wrong, Toole is still a very

capable guitarist and his slide

blues beats the hell out of Bonnie

Raitt. "Big" Ben Richardson had

the bass turned up so loud that the

of vibrations left a good bit the audience sexually stimulated and

in need of a cold shower.

There was no relief in sight

though. It was sexual awareness

week as lead vocalist and

harmonica prodigy Jerome God-

boo had proclaimed it. Open sea-

son on the emotions and a time

for blues. Turn your blues into

bad joy and turn your thing

around.

It's hard to resist the tempta-

tion to compare Jerome with Jim

Morrison. Similarities exist be- The Phantoms caught earlier this year at Phil's Grandson's tween the two but when it comes Place. Tom Szeibel, Photo down to being able to play the

of his fans for Two Jerome Godboo the Phantoms gives some pointers Operas appreciated the Sexual Awareness Week appearance at the Bombshelter last Friday.

James Neilson, Photo Terry Gardiner Arts

the Last Saturday night WLU Faculty of

Music staged two one-act ■ Iris by Giacomo Puc- \ operas Stanley's

cini. Steve The two operas were by Burke Fill In I the answers to the quiz below and drop them off in the box at the! well received by capacity

- Cord offices 2:00 The with by Friday. entry the most correct answers ■ crowds in the Theatre I will receive two free passes to The Princess Cinema. Auditorium. | 1. In The Shining, what does Danny spell backwards on the bedroom|

The first opera presented was ■ mirror? ■

Sour Sour 2. What Kubrick film is subtitled "How I Learned to Angelica. Angelica's _ Stop Worrying- Libretto deals with the last few ■ and Love the Bomb?

in days of the life of a nun a con- | 3. What are the names of the 'droogs' in A Clockwork Orange? § vent in the latter part of the eigh-

teenth before the nun century 4. Give the nicknames of three of the soldiers in Full Metal Jacket. ■ I takes her life in a momentof grief

and other despair. I 5. Name one of the two Kubrick war films besides Full Metalm Ruth Ohlman was wonderful | Jacket. and dramatic in her lead role of ■ 6. On whose novel is the eighteenth-century epic Barry Lyndonu

Angelica. Her clear and pure ! based?

voice soared the I that dramatizes slave through T.A., 7. Name the Kubrick film a revolt against thel captured the hearts of the | Roman Empire. audience, and them into Peter in roles in in brought ■ 8. Sellers appeared three Dr. Strangelove, and onea Liza Sardi, Photo her role. z role in which other Kubrick film? Anne-Marie I Donovan, Gianni Schicchi shows the greedy ning of the opera and his rein- 9. How is the transition made visually from The Dawn of Man se-l Patricia and carnation Forbes, Sarah manouvering of a family when a during the curtain call |quence to the remainder of 2001: A Space Odyssey!|

Mcpherson were rich very expressive uncle dies. drew cheers from the crowd. in their The roles as was This opera was tasteful accompaniment 10. Who directed the 2010: The Year We Make Contact?_ supporting extremely _ sequel the rest of the cast. well cast and all the performers of Leslie De Ath, Sydney Sour Angelica had full or- played their Bulman-Flemming, piano, and parts extremely well, I Name: Phone: I chestral with work the accompaniment, taking just a hint of over dramatics the of lighting and set I I advantage of the new orchestra that is called for in added the comic technicians greatly to In the event that there is than of opera ■ more one set correct answers, a draw will be held by thea

pit I Scene editor. Results will be next in the T.A.. Though hampered of this style. production. posted in the Cord office and In week's issue. by intonation problems, the or- Kevin Bradshaw who The success of these is played operas ■ Answers to the last chestra quiz: played more passionately Gianni Schicchi appeared com- a tribute to the hard work of the than fortable on the ever, obviously inspired by stage and sang many students and faculty who 1. a malpractice 6. the Scopes monkey the wonderful voice of Ruth with confidence. Doug Rice and put them together. Enthusiasm suit. trial

Ohlmann and the of 2. a 7. conducting Marne Goodyear played the role and love of the music was ob- by dingo the Rosenberg trial 3. Fonda musical director of Henry 8. two Paul Pulford. young lovers and their duet vious in the production. This kind ■ 4. at 9. The Judgement rape second Gianni was one of the most beautiful mo- of excitement opera, is often missing in I Schicchi ments in the 10. Sidney Liimet was a good contrast to opera. professional productions and was S.~L J ght„n the first A Chris Bolton's death drew performance. comic ap- a great asset in the of ■ two to presentation Last week's winnerof free passes the Princess Cinema: Bob 'l'heisz opera set in in and at the France 1299, plause laughter begin- the two operas. The Cord Weekly

18 Thursday March 8,1990 scene -

Audience too Young for rapper MC

Jeff to their bedtime - Heywood being up past Jackson or a Paula Abdul video is Concert Review they were still as as ever to that eager the dancing is so damn cool make some noise. Sarasoda's They were (okay so maybe there's many another obliged by two Young MC dan- reason How for watching Paula, does it take to get a but cers who them got chanting, then you point get my anyway). Here mild on? I it buzz figured added a beat, creating a with it was in real life; that song same danc- out once as I was brows- the crowd the vocals. It that carrying ing you see in videos and see nice Zehr's. I was a audience participation in a sort of mutated ing through way on Elec- thing. The audience also seemed tric Circus. think it was something When the dancers particularly with were like Sarasoda's impressed the given the stage for a twenty song DJ's dexterity on the turntables even the in the people far corners equal a six-pack. I thought his of the Twist during rap equivalent of a began to sweat about this to mentioning drum solo. the kiddies that throng of One of the of All in all, real high points despite the lip-

dominated the show was MC's dan- of "Bust last Monday's Young synching a Move", and The four the that MC Maestro cers. dancers, two feeling things were Young / guys over a MC dances across the at the Twist. Young stage and two heart little too palpitating females, quickly, Young MC Fresh Wes show, but they Jeff Heywood, Photo delivered brought real energy and style to a solid show that seemed so determined in the show. Let's face the his Maestro's cohort Flex what from it, only highlighted vocal Farley sure to expect a per- dexterity their I and guzzling that reason most people watch a Janet his best tunes. goaded the crowd on, dancers slid former with the recognition of it best if I let it be. thought around the stage and two comic Young MC. What I got from his The pre-show entertainment book characters, dressed in show was a series of live videos 14 bands fill Phil's provided by this crowd, a cross DOPE STATE (the Desire to (lip synching included), with ex- U between the Mini-Pop kids and Overcome the Pressures of Exis- cellent dancing, all packed into CONTINUED FROM PAGE 15

of Electric Circus, was the most tence) jackets, stood at the back little more than forty minutes. The high point of the evening was the next performer, Harrison dominant Backed members Black Cat impressions of the of the stage and looked big. Yep, you read it right, Young Kennedy. by of Bone, the Hot Tamales, I entire night. was surrounded by MC lip-synched "Bust a Move". and Junkhouse, soulful Chicago blues Maestro and his DJ played all Kennedy's finally brought ac- I young'uns trying out new dance realize that due to its nature, tion to the dance floor a version of and the songs the crowd was looking during rousing Flip, Flop Fly. their moves most music has to be The Toronto based Wisconsin Johnsins techniques, showing for including his current hit "Let rap pre- commandeered the stage

to and for concert - but the sound and their friends then settling Your Back Bone Slide". The recorded a with a radio friendly a good stage presence. Without slow-

into serious discussion about vocals? Come If can't down the the very music stopped here and there to on. you ing pace Nationals, a down and dirty Texas roadhouse

said moves over a shared smoke. it live don't to hose us blues band took over. A allow the Maestro to tell a few sing try perfectly raspy whisper voice, a unique over-

I almost felt a sense of dis- into can hand devil slide, a fast bass made for stories, which included his own believing you by lip- walking high energy appeal been appointment when the lights went unique rendition of Snow White synching. That might have made for some smooth easy listening.

down start of in signalling the the and the Seven Dwarfs. After okay back the days of Solid Rounding off the professional line up were the Rhinos, an inter- show. Gold, but I don't think it's called about forty-five minutes, Maestro esting young band full of energy. Once you get over the initial slap in

own Maestro for now. Call me old fashioned face of their it Scarborough's cleared the stage for Young MC, the style really grows on you. It sort of sounds like

Fresh Wes, the show to the he but a concert is for live music. If I Max Webster in All in opened telling crowd, as left, that practicing a garage. all, a promising young

ecstatic crowd. The want a I an already the next time around Young MC recording can stay at group. home and watch the video. show had an unreal feeling of a would be opening for him. The Now, how much would you pay for any one of these bands? Is 37

the much? For WWF match. The Maestro posed crowd didn't seem too eager to Despite lip-synched tune, cents too a five dollar cover charge, you too could have

MC show. fourteen bands off lots talent. But and strutted, bragging on about believe this. Young put on a great enjoyed showing of local area as

his and how attended the crowd had as be back accomplishments, Having never a rap Though quieted long Spotlight Magazine keeps going, they'll probably

"rap is going to kick ass". show before, I was not exactly down somewhat - probably due next year.

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- scene 19 Thursday March 8,1990 Robinson filthy but is he funny?

Waaah!" and you'll see what I mean. enlightened on most controversial you. jokes

Much of Robinson's material But my little neuroses aside, subjects spanning world politics

to abortion, dealt with sex. Being the neurotic Robinson continually kept recap- racism, sexism,

attention. This was animal rights, babies and kind of guy that I am, I can't turing my drug achievement mother. deny that I get a kick out of quite an considering your

I hadn't since 7:30 am the If missed watching certain women's reac- slept you him, and you

tions to his material. You can al- previous morning (I was studying still want to hear him, look for

him town ways manage to witness some for a Saturday morning exam). around when he shows if kind of mutation in the audience After coming back for an en- up at Yuk Yuk's; or you want,

~ invited Better those sociological prudish men core, Robinson challenges you can buy his album.

to talk and and women who are really closet by the audience on any yet, buy a keg, show up at his

Just watch which ones he could think At the house some time with all of perverts. subject up. your

the loudest at the crudest end of the was friends. think laugh evening, everyone I he can take a joke. Symphony should concentrate

Arts John Kirtap chestra, but almost appalled by the loud applause of

the audience. Wednesday the Centre in the Last Symphony #2 by Rachmaninoff was the finale was invaded 120 Russian movement Square by of the This four work was ap- MarkPivon Comedy propriate response. When you're program. the Moscow Philharmonic. plauded by the audience between movements. Such travelling down the street in your musicians, bus- than a realize direction of audience behavior is deemed impolite and is dis- Raunchier dad's car, and suddenly Performing under the Mark load of British at the turbing to the educated audience as well as to the that you're about to go through a Ermler, the Orchestra presented works on stage. O.K. Corral it? red light at a busy intersection, performers (get of three Russian Mussorsky, composers, this it became that not During last work apparent Ranch. ..Raunch... oh you're about to say "Oopsy Prokofiev and Rachmaninoff. daisy". this great orchestra was flawed. Their strings well.), Kenny Robinson seemed to the woodwinds and brass, Kenny appeals to that part in- Starting the conceit was Mussorgsky's "Night overpower it at Wilf s to a in sound. yucked up creating an imbalance In fact the strings side all of us. Those times when on Bald Mountain. This popular work performed in full house on Saturday seemed too relaxed and unchallenged by the music we just have to sit down with our Walt Disney's Phantasia was definitely the way to

in front of them; I a few of them evening. friends over a beer, shake our impress the audience from the very beginning. caught quite Their 75 with watching the audience instead of the conductor. He's made several area ap- head and wonder what the heck string players played discipline and control from the the end of the At the conclusion of this work came an pearances, particularly at Yuk went wrong. opening note to con- ap-

I of an encore which the audience Yuk's, and he never fails to make While he isn't quiet reflec- cert. have never seen such a magnificent string plause worthy section it received. From Nutcracker Suite by Tchiakowsky even the most conservative per- tion, he's more like blatant ob- live, and was stunning. This but he has the The second Piano Concerto #3 they played "Waltz of the Flowers". too, I be- son chuckle, the most liberal per- noxiousness; selection, by the audience featured a Russian born lieve, was played by as son blush. ability to let you know "Hey man, Prokofiev, pianist, memory received various from the orchestra. His material is blend of in- not alone. I hear I've Vladimir Krainev. Krainev has this undaunted glances a you're you. play- the end of this for no more been there. Don't It is as if he lives for the Receiving applause at sight on current events and reflec- worry, things ing style. instrument, emotional tie with the and then ten seconds, the orchestra as if on cue turned tions of life in general. And while will get better." creating an piano or-

shun his And then he throws for chestra. You felt him dance, sensed his and around and left the It felt like the phone line many people might over- you a grace stage.

of I saw his tension. The audience to such just disconnected. I believe the audience use descriptive language, still loop by saying "But my life responding ap- between At what support it. I mean, let's face it, sucks, things have only gotten virtuosity, applauded movements. ■ the preciated they heard far more then the or-

end he seemed thankful to chestra there. sometimes it's the only ap- worse. Move over pal, let me join quite his peers in the Or- appreciated being

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March 8,1990 scene 20 Thursday - Residents deflate Elvis legend

The Residents wear big for the While this lyrics. may eyeballs that cover their heads. seem blasphemous to Elvis fans, knows who it does Nobody they really provide a fresh very ap- are. They torment Christopher proach to these old classics and Ward when visit Muchmusic this they album is great because of it. and they push all the buttons on Wait, there's more! In be-

the video equipment. The Resi- tween several of the songs there dents also cover 21 Elvis is Presley a dialogue between one of the

tunes The and /. on King Residents and two kids. He asks

Twenty-one Elvis tunes that them questions about Elvis —

include "Don't Be Cruel", "All stuff like "Who was the King?" Shook Up", "Little Sister", "Love and "What was he king of?". By Me and "Hound Tender", Dog". asking these questions, the Resi-

They do an interesting job of it dents don't really fun The King and I poke at too. The for songs, the most part, Elvis, which has been done The Residents to are reworked with electronics and death, but instead they Enigma Records aren't really recognizable except deconstruct the legend and myth

of what Elvis has become.

This album is very interesting rob lowe for three basically reasons: that only by Tim guitarist/songwriter "basic rock n' roll". Hmmmmm? Elvis tunes are reworked using Brichano, reveal the limitations Sounds like a few rock stars ] drum machines and of other elec- her talent; "Pearl Fishermen", know. tronics jamesspader and as as in emerge strong particular, lacks a suitable Now a look at his picture; that the Residents ever; pull apart rhythm instrument to complement full, pouting lips, dirty, stringy the myths of without Elvis, and heighten the of her energy blond hair a la Jon Bon Jovi and making him look like a fat, vocals. David Lee Roth, obvious badinfluence sex drugged-out pig; to cut through Most of the material on the al- a big and status, ego presumably the Elvis hype, and by so doing bum is powerful rock with the something else equally as large they reveal what Elvis should be standard arrangement of guitar, but not shown in the picture, remembered for: his great songs. bass and drums. Slide in Where have I this guitar seen guy be- "Blind Lemon Sam" fore? O.K. and banjo in so he is not yet - Guy Etherington "More Than the Blues" add some original but let me give the album and flavour variety to the music, a chance.

yet the boisterous of the rubbin' the energy me right way tries songs clash with the gothic im- to do just that to whoever listens of the agery lyrics. to it. Karr's vocals do not offend; The facets of "All About Eve" they sound nice and familiar, kind combine in the album's lead track of like an old friend; kind of like

"Road to Your Soul". Regan's Mellencamp or Bon Jovi but not voice, complemented by choral even as distinctive as his two mf*»"f ■ synthesizers and the hard-edged largest influences.

power prevalent in the other The music is also meant to

overwhelms the listener rub songs, you the right way. It too with it's energy. sounds nice and familiar; not too Scarlet and Other Stories Like album, there is the hard any and not too poppy; just <%> %. V All N About Eve * . jMMMii.-aA. ■ good, the bad, and that which lies about the right blend of both. I'll Records Polygram between. Scarlet, and Other call it middle of the road album-

Stories is no different, but the oriented rock with single poten- Formed in the mid-Eighties, good far outshines the rest and tial. Safe huh? Just like the music. "All About Eve" haven't had to makes it an album well-worth The songs sound alot like Bon

the Bon wait long before reaching critical picking up. Jovi but don't have umph acclaim. Jovi has. Their second and most - Tony Burke This record does have

recent album, Scarlet and Other some neat harmonica solos

Stories, is a pastiche of gothic im- though.

and equally powerful music So, what have we learned? agery rubbin' the me right way that is earning them modest com- Well, we know that Tim Karr Tim Karr mercial and success rave reviews. looks familiar, sings in a familiar EMI The musicians in the band are way, plays familiar music and

certainly talented but the spotlight writes familiar songs (except for

certainly falls on the vocal talents Sometimes you can find out the nifty harmonica solos). This

of album not in- Coventry-born vocalist a lot about an album before you is bad, quite

Julianne Regan - the music can- listen to it thanks to bios and pic- offensive actually and kind of OPENS MARCH 9TH FRIDAY, not fail fade like Bon to into the back- tures. Tim Karr's bio says he's catchy. It does sound

as Jovi but if want to ATA CINEPLEX ODEON THEATRE ground you are captivated by from Montreal but lives in L.A. though you her beautiful voice. and it also he and I'm hear like Bon Jovi says has, something go NEAR YOU. Yet the acoustic numbers quoting here, "attitude, vices, and for the real thing.

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Hawkey Hawks defeat Waterloo Hawkev Hawks take on round of UQTR for in second playoffs the Queen's Cup Saturday 7:00 @ bubble 4 Sports pm Men's And Women's hoop round-ups

Laurier wins Battle of Waterloo 2-0

qualify for the nationals

of the Laurier's Garnet Like the first game lanky winger eventual winner, tipping in a West finals in straight games, the Chris had the at two, the By Starkey series, Laurier never really McKechney tied game Scott Driscoll shot from point. Hawks have quelled any doubts WEEKLY final after Thacker the Rookies Mark CORD control of the game until the just seconds put McCreary and that their wins against the War- WLU defenceman Marc Warriors ahead. Sean Davidson added the insur- The Waterloo Warriors can stages. riors have been lucky or tainted at centred the of 1987 had opened the scoring Steve Griggs, who ance goals, Davidson's going into give up ghost argu- best. Lyons 47 seconds on a WLU's line due to Greg the empty Waterloo net with one ment. after only big top Laurier played the first game rebound Warrior net- Puhalski's injured wing, got the minute remaining. It was three years ago that the of the best of three OUAA finals given up by ousted from the minder Mike before Warriors were against the UQTR Patriotes last Bishop West Waterloo took the lead on goals OUAA playoffs by the night, and will be in the Bubble WLU Hawks in two overtime by Tony Crisp and Rod Thacker. on Saturday night at 7:00. If a

-- unanswered Laurier which UW coach third is But four games games game necessary, the face- Don McKee continues to whine sealed the Hawk victory off will go at 2:30 Sunday goals automatic berth in the Cana- about as "controversial" ones. But afternoon. The Hawks beat the and

5-2 win in the dian finals in Toronto two with the closing Patriotes 8-4 at the Bubble in from Warriors' own pond which weekends now. gave their only meeting this season.

By Brian Owen

CORD WEEKLY

Game One of the Battle of Waterloo began at the bubble in fero- cious style and ended in overtime victory for the Hawks 2-1. Garnet

found the at 2:07 of extra McKechney range time on a nifty pass from Brad Sparkes, giving the edge to the Hawks going into Columbia Ice Fields Sunday. Within one minute of action, three Warriors felt the thump of the Golden Hawks' hitting parade. There was no need for coach Wayne to fires underneath the Gowing light any butts of his troupe, these boys were pumped to knock the daylights from their fellow Water-

looites. But for most of the game, the Golden Hawks felt the absence of their and deft top scorer playmaker Greg Puhalski, who is still on

the mend, as only two goals found the back of the net from Laurier national final with Hawks in action: Over the weekend our Hawkey Hawks advanced to another a sticks. The Laurier marker came with just two minutes left to tie the Marc looks for Above win over Waterloo. Above right stalwart defenceman Lyons a teammate. goalie ex- game. "I felt we squandered our chances." said Gowing. Dan the side trordinaire Rob Dopson makes a save on sniper John Goodman. Below Rintche takes one on The Hawks' other machine also scoring was on the limp for this of the noodle for the team. several game, taking stitches in the leg from a skate early in the first Buzz Starkey photos. period, neutralizing the rugged forward.

Waterloo scored 12:21 of the second at period on a shot from Rod Thacker inside the slot Rob eluding Dopson. Dopson, who was bril- liant the sealed the throughout game, victory for the Hawks. If it was

not for Dopson's stellar the NEXT ACTION netminding, game may have ended differ- the third ently. Also, year goalie took a few knocks from goal-mouth

melees between the two clubs.

As expected, tight checking highlighted the contest. Both teams Hawkey Hawks employed a dump and chase style of play probably anticipating less face the UQTR Patriotes room in the bubble than usual (if that is possible). However, the Haw-

key Hawks failed to on follow up their strategy as Waterloo con-

for the Queen's to Cup tinually picked up loose pucks set their offense from their own

zone. at the bubble Saturday It wasn't until the that third period the Hawks put their machine

into high gear. They were a different team coming from the dressing Game time is the 7:oopm room for final twenty minutes. Asked if he had said anything dif- ferent to the squad during intermission, Gowing noted that it may been have a few inspirational words from injured Hawk Greg Puhalski. into the "Greg came dressing room and said a few words to the it have sparked them.'' guys, may Greg's 'win one for the Gipper' speech must have done the trick for the Golden Hawks as they never the quit until game was in their favour.

Dan Rintche notched the tying goal off of a Kevin Smith rebound

in front of the Warrior net and sent the game into OT. Mike Bishop

was rendered the helpless in play as a pile of defensemen and for- wards crowded his view of the loose puck as Rintche depositee the

rubber into the cage. The Cord Weekly

22 Thursday March 8,1990 sports.

Little earns all-star berth Veteran front line graduating for Lady B-Ball Hawks

By Jeff Dragich OWIAA West All-Star team. Ontario and national lists. Renata Dykstra Colleen and Ryan and rebounding strength inside. CORD WEEKLY Little joins nine other athletes on Head coach Sue has will also be this Lindley leaving spring. Dykstra was the team's sec- the league's honor roll. but for her domi- the obvious and nothing praise Despite height ond leading scorer at 9.9 points a sea- Little Despite disappointing earned the commenda- nant "Sue has just had a loss, the Hawks player. experience Lady per game and played the most son that saw the Lady Basketball tion with her steady play from tremendous season. It's nice to will be without their key leader- minutes of any forward on the Hawks out of the the playoffs, one of the season. She had her off successful day see cap a career ship next year. team. Her contribution was in- season a post did offer bright scor- with a season one spot led the Lady Hawks in both like the she Ryan earned her first valuable on regular defense and rebound- to the team. Senior forward Sue and ing rebounding. She averaged had." Lindley also mentioned that starting job this year and proved ing as well.

Little an sea- capped outstanding 15.0 points and 9.4 rebounds even Little possessed to be one of their steadiest pc: though per- Lindley summed up her feel- son named to the the by being game, ranking her highly on flashy statistics, she played a formers. The team's second lead- towards the ings loss of the three well-rounded "Sue's the ing rebounder, she combined with seniors. "I think game. those three girls Little anchor of our defense." for a force off the have made strong outstanding contribu- In an addition to Little gradu- glass. Lindley commented that tions to the basketball program

from the the the team will miss over the four ating Lady Hawks, definitely years. We will rest of the starting front line of Ryan's outside shooting touch definitely miss them."

The charge of thefight brigade

1 Fanning to the left of them, 5 Half half the league, the league, in front of Fanning them Fanning to the right of them, Half the league go onward, The stickhandlers blundered; Fanning to the left of them, All in for berth rally a Stormed with behind slapshots on goal, Fanning them Bode the six hungry. They let through the five-hole, Bullied and thundered; "Forward the Brigade! Fight Into the of Stormed with space a berth, slapshots on net, Charge for the he said. groins!" the in the While and Through gap poles, gloves helmets met. In the for berth rally a Bode the six that had hungry. They fought to get Bode the six hungry. 4 Up each notch to a berth,

J* Slashed all their sticks Back the bare, to playoffs, yet "Forward the Fight Brigade!" Slashed while linesmen called fair For all that was left of them,

Was there a referee splayed? High-sticking the forwards there. No longer six hungry.

Though a broken shoulder showed Charging in army, while

Someone had blundered. All the crowd cowered. 6 Theirs not to make reply, Plunged in the battery of pokes did their fade? Theirs not to reason Why glory why, Right through the blue line they broke; O the wild made! Theirs but do and die. charge they to Attacking and rushing fans All the angry. In the for a berth Reeled from rally a sobering stroke Intermural Honor the charge they made! hoop action: Sunday night in the Athletic Complex saw Bode the six hungry. Shattered and lowered. 3 Honor the some pretty heated basketball action. Intermural sports dominate the Then Fight Brigade, they skated but back, not, A.C. as both and teams out the of them, Immobile six volleyball basketball are of the playoffs. Fanning to right Not hungry. the six hungry. photo from the Sardi Collection.

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There's always something cooking at Casey's- -sports The Cord Weekly 23 Thursday March 8,1990 Starting over Jeffries main concern for hoop Hawks

Bruno Rukavina By em by a score of 63-55. The Sherwood has led Runnymede to petition for positions should run CORD WEEKLY Gryphons, deemed underdogs for another provincial title and high as at least six new recruits Court News: the final, ended UWO's two year should be the player Jefferies can will grace the campus. Neither The OUAA hold the Marcotullio all-star snub West Division on OUAA crown with build a front line future around. the current players or coaching Men's Basketball Championship inspired basketball. Led by West It should be interesting next staff believe that WLU will be the Recruits needed for height decided last was as the MVP forward, Tim Mav and All- as the current of doormat for much Saturday September group leagues very Star Guelph Gryphons defeated West- center Eric Hammond, the Hawks will be challenged by longer with the talent already

Gryphs dominated the boards and some high-flying rookies. Com- here and coming in next season.

finally overcame Western's dom-

ination. Guelph will move into the National finals in Halifax by 1 TICKETS 112 virtue of the win, while Western

will probably get a "bye" to the finals. For CIAU Hockey Finals Some of the die-hard Golden

wonder what Hawk fans may happened to the team this Fan Bus Tickets year...well, the Hawks ended their Go on sale Monday in the Concourse and the season during reading week with A.C. For Golden Hawk action two losses to Brock and Western. Thursday in Toronto

This left the Hawks with a 2-12

record and out of the playoffs. A

most frustrating year for the

Hawks also ended with a veritable slap in the face. League Ton o' trivia coaches did not consider Golden

Hawk and West top scorer Tony

Marcotullio to either of the By Ernie Afaganis CORD WEEKLY leagues first or second all-star

teams. Undoubtedly snubbing the 1. What Morehead State quarterback did the New York Giants make leading scorer who averaged 19.1 is the obvious mind their first round pick in the 1979 NFL draft ? ppg beyond 2. Who the first in World Series ? to figure out. Marcotullio, a bril- pitched perfect game history

3. What was Coroibos, a cook from ancient Ellis, the first recorded liant playmaker as well as a deft winner of in July 776 BC ? shooter, would have certainly 4. How many seconds is a pitcher given to deliver the ball with the been near the top of the list bases empty ? category if the league kept 5. How best-of-seven series are played in the statistics. Overlooking Marcotul- many Stanley Cup playoffs ? lio shows a definite lack of

6. Who was Major League Baseball's first Rookie of the Year ? respect for the basketball program 7. How many inches wide is hockey's goal line ? at WLU which will undoubtedly for IX 8. What team rushed a meager seventeen yards in Super Bowl fuel their motivation for next sea- ? son. in 9. How many balls are the thrown each cricket bowler's over ? Looking towards next season, 10. What martial art is translated into English meaning 'empty hand' for the Hawks to improve they 9 need some big people up the mid-

dle. Coach Jefferies is currendy karate 10. 5.seven

hard at work recruits to finding six 9. twenty 4.

the for men's fill that Most notable is race Well guarded: The Athletic Complex was scene request. a Vikings Minnesota 8. foot a 3. verbal commitment from OFSAA intermural hoop action. The unidentified players jockey for position two 7. Larsen Don 2. "AAA" from Toronto's under the glass. champion Robinson Jackie 6. Simms Phil 1. Redmen, center photo from the Sardi Collection Runnymede Dave Sherwood. A force at 6'7", Answers

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