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18 4 2-1992 $ ------SESQUI CENTENNIAL Saint MarvSCdleee The Observer NOTRE DAME "IN D IA N A VOL. XXIV NO. 110 THEffig&XY N M R S W fil m 2 THE INDEPENDENT NEWSPAPER SERVING NOTRE DAME AND SAINT MARY’S Beeler’s parents sue bus company SOUTH BEND, Ind. (AP) — per hour, the suit claims. The parents of a University of The suit also charges that Notre Dame swim team mem­ Dixon was unable to slow down ber killed in January in bus while changing lanes, causing crash filed a wrongful death the bus to slide off the road, lawsuit Thursday against the rotate about 180 degrees and bus company and driver. flip upside down into a ravine. Gordon and Kathy Beeler of Colleen Hipp, 19, of St. Louis Granger filed the lawsuit in .St. also was killed in the crash. Joseph Circuit Court on behalf Another swim team member, of their daughter, Margaret Haley Scott, 18, of Phoenix, “ Meghan” Beeler. suffered severe injuries. Miss Beeler, 19, was one of The lawsuit seeks unspecified two students killed Jan. 24 damages for lost love and af­ when the private bus transport­ fection, as well as funeral, ing the swim team home from a burial and administration ex­ meet at Northwestern Univer­ penses. sity went out of control on the No charges have been filed Indiana Toll Road near South from the crash, but the St. Bond during a snowstorm. Joseph County grand jury is The suit alleges that United scheduled to review the case The Observer/Jon Novak Limo Inc. and bus driver later this month. If stone could speak Howard Dixon were negligent An investigation into the in the crash. Dixon was driving crash found no mechanical These statues outside of O’Shaughnessy Hall have seen a lot of football and baseball games the at an excessive rate of speed for problems with the bus, officials past few days as students have enjoyed the weather with a game on the quad. the icy conditions at 65 miles said. Underground gay group files for recognition By JULIE BARRETT University censor — in other and is, therefore, unable to versity, the organization must and procedures, represents the News Writer words, be able to do what other comment on the issue, accord­ not “encourage or participate in underlying problem that the student groups do,” said ing to Student Affairs Vice any activity which contravenes group faces in being recognized Michael Vo re, a former co-chair President Patty O’Hara and As­ the mission of the University, or by the Administration. The In what may be viewed by the for the group. sistant Vice President Father the moral teachings of the Order refuses to deal with the Notre Dame administration as a The group’s move for recog­ Peter Rocca. Catholic Church.” issue of homosexuality, Vore bold move, The Gays and Les­ nition now has been motivated University President Father According to Vore, the said. bians at Notre Dame and Saint by the recent attention gay and Edward Malloy could not be GLND/SMC does not contravene “Besides the mistaken im­ M ary’s (GLND/SMC) registered lesbian issues have received reached for this story. the University’s mission or pression that gay or lesbian yesterday to be officially recog­ through the Safe Haven and Vore said that members of Catholic teaching. orientation is unacceptable in nized as a student group by the Burtchaell issues this school the GLND/SMC have been meet­ GLND/SMC “is set up to ad­ Catholic teaching, the biggest University. year, according to Vore. Be­ ing with the administration for dress issues that surround a roadblock in the way of getting GLND/SMC “ realizes that we cause these issues are “alive too long without any real re­ person’s realization that he or GLND/SMC recognized is the could help more students if we enough in people’s minds,” Vore sults, and that it is time to “ take she has a lesbian or gay orien­ Holy Cross Order,” Vore said. could sponsor lectures, have asserts that the time is now to the procedure out of the back tation,” Vore said. “There’s Officers of the group signed a meeting space in LaFortune, a try to effect change. rooms of the administration and nothing in Catholic teaching letter stating that the Order still telephone line, be able to hang Student Affairs has not re­ into the public.” which says ‘You can’t do that.’” maintains that it ordains no posters up with educational in­ viewed the group’s letter and In order for the group to be The Holy Cross Order, which homosexuals, even though an formation and be able to adver­ registration form at this point officially recognized by the Uni­ guides the University’s policies tise in The Observer without a see GAYS / page 6 Farmer’s Senate victory ND vehicles stands despite charges switch to By MICHAEL SCHOLL Carroll Hall after the desig­ News Writer nated campaigning period natural gas ended at midnight on Monday, Tyler Farmer’s victory in the March 2. By TRAVIS SMITH District 1 (South Quad) Student For his two convictions, News Writer Senate election w ill stand even Farmer was assessed a fine of Notre Dame Transportation though he was found guilty of $30, which w ill be donated to Services are converting six of two counts of campaign viola­ an Alum ni Hall charity accept­ their vehicles from liquid gas to tions, according to a ruling re­ able to Certo and the commit­ natural gas as a trial program. leased by the election ethics tee. In charge of the conversion are committee of the judicial board. The maximum penalty for Marty Ogren of Notre Dame In a hearing held Wednesday, such violations is forfeiture of vehicle maintenance and the committee reviewed allega­ candidacy. However, judicial Northern Indiana Public tions made against Farm er by board chairperson Ellen Lewis Service Corporation, NIPSCO. his opponent, Alumni Hall ju ­ said the committee found As of now, three of the six nior Dave Certo. Certo charged Farmer’s violations to be cars have been converted, but Farmer, a Morrissey Hall “limited” and “not of malicious none are in use yet. According freshman, with violating several intent,” and thus chose not to to Ogren, “ We have a ta rg e t of the campaign regulations overturn the the election result. date of April 2 to have all the listed in the Bylaws to the “The committee found my vehicles in use.” Undergraduate Constitution. campaign in general to be ethi­ The vehicles being converted The committee found that cal and informative to the stu­ include one campus security Farmer had violated the Bylaws dents of this university,” car, one landscaping truck, one by posting three of his cam­ Farmer said. laundry truck, two preventive paign posters over Certo’s Certo, the incumbent senator maintenance trucks, and one posters on bulletin boards lo­ for District 1, said he would not building services truck cated in Alumni Hall. It also comment on the case until he “We are trying out natural found Farmer guilty of posting read the committee’s written gas as an alternative fuel be­ two posters in Morrissey Hall opinion. cause of our concern for air that violated the 11” by 17” size The ethics committee held a quality,” said Ogren. limit stated in the Bylaws. similar hearing last night con­ Although natural gas does not cerning A1 Nicgorski’s challenge However, the committee ac­ The Observer/Kristina Roderick eliminate emission, it does burn quitted Farmer of charges that of Tim Callahan’s victory in the Did a hurricane hit? much cleaner than liquid gas. he included “ethically question­ District 3 (North Quad) senate In addition, natural gas is much able messages” on some of his run-off. A decision on that case Pasquerilla East Freshman Buffy Morris and Rita Hajjar don’t cheaper. While a gallon of posters and of the charge that is expected to be released normally live in this clutter — they’re just packing for spring break. he had been campaigning in today. see GAS / page 6 • • • page 2 The Observer Friday, March 6,1992

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be a bad thing C ity H L Atlanta 65 50 Bangkok 95 75 Boston 55 40 Brisbane 80 66 Caracas 81 61 Chicago 36 32 It’s hard for a reporter Eugene 59 43 Flagstaff 34 23 to not be critical, even of a Helena 45 28 place like Notre Dame. Hong Kong 59 57 Istanbul 53 43 Despite its greatness, this Juneau 33 30 University has set Kelley Tuthill Knoxville 55 42 London 45 39 Los Angeles 61 47 Editor-in-Chief Nairobi 81 54 New York 53 45 disillusioned every once in a while. North Platte 53 29 Paris 46 36 In the past four years, the focus of this Manila 91 72 University has changed dramatically. It S outh Bend 36 32 Tallahassee 71 38 appears that the commitment to Washington, D.C. 56 undergraduate education is being passed up Yuma 61 for the more glamorous goal of becoming a HIGH LOW SHOWERS RAIN T-STORUS FLURRIES SNOW ICE SUNNY PT. CLOUDY CLOUDY National Catholic Research University. Who’s goal is this anyway and how realistic is it? At a Board of Trustees meeting last month, a group of trustees met with students, including myself, to discuss a report we had TODAY AT A GLANCE done on the future of undergraduate education at Notre Dame. Among the trustees WORLD Lordagan and Ardal and 10 nearby villages, 1RNA said. assembled, there didn’t seem to be a clear consensus on the desirability of becoming a National Catholic Research University. Blacks may hold top posts NATIONAL Many of the trustees questioned whether the goal of becoming a “research” institution ■ JOHANNESBURG, South Africa — The white was feasible. Most students and trustees government supports a proposal to appoint blacks to top Food stamps promised to dead man agreed that if excellence in Catholic government posts for the first undergraduate education had to be sacrificed, time in South Africa’s history, ■ GREENVILLE, S.C. — Relatives of a dead man the goals of the University were unjustified. creating an interim leadership received a letter saving his food stamps would be dis­ If some trustees seem unconvinced about to oversee the end of apartheid. continued because he died, but he can reapply if any­ the whether Notre Dame should aim to be a But the African National thing changes. A1 Palanza Jr.’s brother died about two National Catholic Research Institution, one Congress, the country’s main weeks before the letter arrived from the Greenville wonders who made this our goal in the first black opposition group, said County Department of Social Services. “Your food stamps place? today that it mi ay not want to w ill be stopped effective March 1992 because we University President Father Edward Malloy serve in the existing Cabinet. received notice that you passed away. May God bless you. and Provost Timothy O’Meara seem pretty ANC officials want an interim You may reapply if there is a change in your convinced that Notre Dame is heading the government council separate from the Cabinet. The Star circumstances,” the letter said. At first, Palanza said he right direction. Where’s the check in this newspaper reported today that ANC President Nelson was disgusted, but eventually found the letter funny. He system? Can two men change the direction of Mandela and the head of the rival Inkatha Freedom called it “living proof of how screwed up the system is.” a 150-year-old University? Party, Mangosuthu Buthelezi, were strong candidates for Most will agree that improving the graduate ministerial positions. Drunk driver hits London Bridge programs is a good thing. Also agreed upon is the idea that a strong research component is Iranian quake kills six ■ LAKE HAVASU CITY, Ariz. — A man whose car important to gaining recognition among crashed into the London Bridge was ordered to pay re­ universities in America. ■ NICOSIA, Cyprus — Two earthquakes jolted pairs that could reach $50,000. Superior Court Judge The question remains: Must undergraduate northwestern Iran today after a quake a day earlier Steven Conn also fined Walter Beck $430 and ordered education be Notre Dame’s sacrificial lamb? him to undergo periodic alcohol testing. Beck, 52, One trustee suggested that unparalleled killed at least six people and injured more than 50 in the pleaded guilty to misdemeanor drunken driving last excellence in Catholic undergraduate southwest, the country’s official news agency said. The Friday in Maricopa County Superior Court. The New education is Notre Dame’s strongest asset. Yet Islamic Republic News Agency said both of today’s Year’s Eve crash knocked out a 41-foot section of railing becoming a National Catholic Research quakes registered 4.6 on the Richter scale and were on the transplanted British landmark, destroying 31 University is costly—both in terms of money centered near the Turkish border about 435 miles northwest of Tehran. No injuries or damage were re­ granite balusters that hold up the rail. Mayor Charles and resources. Langerveld estimated repairs could reach $50,000. Wouldn’t it make more sense for Notre ported. One quake rocked the city of Khvoy and the next “London Bridge isn’t falling down any more,” he said. Dame to keep in tact (and improve) its shook the city of Tabriz, capital of Iran’s Azerbaijan “It’s just getting a facelift.” greatest selling point? Perhaps the University province. A quake Wednesday, measuring 4.9 on the could choose to focus on a few research areas Richter scale, destroyed 291 homes in the towns of and set more realistic goals for itself. Notre Dame must not forgo its mission to educate young people in favor of gaining a better national reputation. It’s time for the OF INTEREST students, faculty, administration, alumni and, perhaps most of all, trustees to stop and think about the future of undergraduate education. It’s frightening to think that the alumni of ■Student government applications for next year are the class of 1992 might not think Notre Dame due today. Bring them to the student government office, worthy of providing an undergraduate 2nd floor LaFortune. 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(AP) — to Boggs, in this case, “the The government is worried that newspaper of the University of college students may be cheat­ A veteran of the radical free Wisconsin at Milwaukee had in g — on their taxes. speech movement on college printed various newspaper ar­ Any portion of a scholarship campuses of the 1960s and ticles which were found offen­ applied to room and board or current Appeals Court Judge sive to some. ” travel has been taxable since cautioned against hate speech Boggs said the U.S. d is tric t 1987, assuming the recipient codes in a lecture at Notre court replied to these articles in already earns above a certain Dame Thursday. a manner that “struck it down minimum. Judge Boggs of the Sixth Cir­ and specifically focused on the “There is a concern that cuit Court of Appeals gave a fact that the rules clearly many taxpayers don’t know the lecture title d “ Can or Should reached beyond the narrow room and board portion of the the Government Forbid Some­ confines of the Fighting Words scholarship is taxable income,” one from Speech that is Alleged doctrine.” said Gail Ellis, a spokeswoman to be Hate Speech?” sponsored The final of the three cases for the Internal Revenue Ser­ by the Federalist Society at the which Boggs focused on was vice. ND Law School. the Leaven vs. Harrels case. The agency last month col­ Boggs drew upon his experi­ This case involved Michael lected information from Har­ ence during the free speech Leavens, a white professor, who vard University on scholarship movement as he “grew up intel­ “ has become quite controversial recipients, university officials lectually in college in the sixties for speeches and articles confirmed. m when student radicalism began written ” that lacked racial Students are indignant. with the Free Speech movement eloquence. “This is really frightening, to at Berkeley, when the notion of In the Leaven case, “ the uni­ try to use the IRS to beat on free speech of paramount value versity did nothing while bear­ students,” said Selena Dong, was very w idely held.” Boggs ing disruption in his (Leavens’) The Observer/Jon Novak legislative director of the U.S. attended Harvard University classroom” while “marching in Student Association. “Students Is the circus coming to town? and continued his education at and marching out and shout­ are barely able to meet college the University of Chicago Law ing” as other forms of disrup­ While other students took advantage of the weather to play costs and all of a sudden there’s School. tion took place. The district this new, tough IRS position on common sports like football or baseball, Pasquerilla East As Boggs spoke on distin­ court ruled similarly in this scholarships." freshman Mary Dwyer decided to practice her juggling skills. guishing between types of case as in the other cases that speech and what should and his “constitutional rights were should not be considered law­ found to be violated." ND to prohibit smoking in all buildings ful, he drew on actual law re­ Boggs also applied the con­ views and the Fighting Words troversy of First Amendment Doctrine, which says that Special to The Observer The policy includes five possi­ dations have been reviewed and rulings to a current Supreme “words are distinguished by the ble exceptions to the rule. How­ approved by the officers of the Court case entitled RAV vs. St. kinds of speech.” These law re­ The new Notre Dame smoking ever, the rights of non-smokers University and its environmen­ Paul, Minnesota, w hich Boggs views suggested “the notion policy will prohibit smoking in to a smoke-free environment tal issues committee. said should “certainly be de­ that there are ways to combat all campus buildings, University will prevail in all disputes. The University over the next cided by the time the court ad­ or suppress a particular kind of President Father Edward After reviewing concerns over several months will offer pro­ journs at the end of the year.” speech using one or another Malloy announced Monday. the health hazards of smoking grams to assist campus com­ The Minnesota case involves First Amendment doctrines,” The policy goes into effect and secondhand smoke, Malloy munity members in adapting to an incident where, “people said Boggs. Aug. 1. established the task force last the new policy. went onto the lawn of a black Boggs admitted the difficulty Developed by a task force of year to study the subject. The family and burned a cross on staff, faculty and students — group gathered facts and opin­ in differentiating between law­ their lawn,” said Boggs. He smokers and non-smokers alike ions from community members Have a ful and unlawful speech and then gave the result of the trial — the policy states: “ Smoking is and reviewed smoking policies said, “basically, in my view explaining that the “Minnesota prohibited in all buildings, in the business world as well as those distinctions are not suc­ Supreme Court agreed to stadiums and vehicles owned, at other colleges and universi­ Great Break cessful.” statutes that this was unconsti­ leased or operated by the Uni­ ties. While arguing what the gov­ tutional and said that it could versity of Notre Dame. ” The task force’s recommen- ernment should or should not be narrowed to apply only to do in the judiciary sense, Boggs Fighting Words,” which then cited three lower district court resulted in an appeal since it cases which “seem to indicate was not agreed upon that these that the old time religion of the actions were only fighting First Amendment is in full words. force.” Regarding the Minnesota LENTEN RETREAT FOR FACULTY In the first case, John Doe vs. case, Boggs said that “my sus­ the University of Michigan, the picion is that the court will not University apparently “had a come down with a ringing deci­ fairly conventional speech pro­ sion in either direction.” posed that made punishable Boggs finally ended by sug­ t f r various types of offenses in gesting three ways of his own to speech.” Judge Abrahm Cone, better the controversy of First whom Boggs d e scrib e d as Amendment rulings. His first 20 - 21 March 1992 quite liberal, ” struck down the suggestion was that in a speech, a decision which the person’s private action he or 8:00 pm Friday - 9:00 pm Saturday University of Michigan did not she “should not be denounced, ippeal. they should not be opposed by Offered by: The second of the three cases ostracism" or be defamed in David Burrell, C S C. and John Gerber, C. S.C. hat Boggs spoke on was re- any way. lorted in October 1991 and en- Boggs followed w ith his sec­ itled the Board of Regions of ond suggestion that “action which would constitute other A time of quiet and personal reflection, crimes” should and “can be the retreat w ill include opportunity for FREE punished under those statutes shared reflection. Presentations w ill or contents of the crime.” The third and final suggestion focus on the Sunday scripture readings TANNING of Boggs was “ a content neutral of Lent. application of servility” which meant that rulings passed in any type of community would Single and married faculty (and spouses) of all be passed for all groups and no faiths are welcome. group would remain exclusive outside of the ruling. Boggs concluded that “obviously the hate speech situ­ LOCATION: Andre Hall, Holy Cross College, on ation runs through a myriad of N. Michigan opposite WNDU. specifics.” Single and double rooms. rT fiiy 4‘ sessions at the regutaTl Reduce COST: $25 per person, meals included. I price and get 4 FREE . Buy 5 I | and get 5 FREE • Buy 6 and | Reuse RESERVATIONS: |_Get6 FREE GET THE IDEATj By Thursday, March 19 to 239-5242 Recycle— m or inquire of John Gerber at I (M n o o lfair Lotting Co. I INDIAN RIDGE PIAZA^S" 239-8606. «e*T TO VENTURE GRAPE RO . MISHAWAKA (AMDS 277-7046 Please!!!!!!!!!! MINISTRY OaHyOe. 5«tW Suill15 page 4 The Observer Friday, March 6, 1992 Kerrey, broke, drops out of presidential race WASHINGTON (AP) — Ne­ Kerrey endorsed none of expires in 1994. quipped. “We had a lot of spirit Democrats had long consid­ braska Sen. Bob Kerrey them, but said he would sup­ He became the second but unfortunately we didn’t get ered Kerrey prime presidential dropped out of the Democratic port any of them in the fall dropout in the race. Virginia a lot of medals." m a te ria l. He won a M edal of presidential race today after a cam paign. He said President Gov. L. Douglas Wilder ran He said he caught a few bad Honor in Vietnam and lost part string of setbacks, telling a Bush is “ the only unelectable briefly, but folded his campaign breaks along the way, conceded of his leg there. He went on to roomful of cheering supporters candidate.” before the first ballots were that a few were self-inflicted, build a successful restaurant and Senate colleagues, “we ran That seemed a bouquet tossed cast. but said that even so, “ I con­ business. He unseated a Repub­ out of gas." in the direction of Clinton. On paper, Kerrey was an at­ sider myself the luckiest man in lican governor on his first try In a wistful news conference, Kerrey said last week in tractive candidate, a wounded the world.” for office, and unseated a Re­ Kerrey said he was ending his Georgia that questions about Vietnam veteran, a popular Kerrey gave way in good hu­ publican senator on his second. once promising candidacy “with Clinton’s use of a Vietnam era former governor of Nebraska mor — joking that he could re­ No small part of his appeal was regret but with great pride ... draft deferment would make serving his first Senate term. He main in the Senate, but a Ne­ that he had dated actress Debra this is no retreat and this is no him ripe as a “soft peanut” for launched his quest for the braska newspaper reporter who Winger. surrender." Bush in the fall. Today, he said White House saying he wanted covered his national travels But Kerrey never caught on “While we have plenty of po­ he would “campaign feverishly" to become the leader for a new would have to go home and with voters, for a combination tential and plenty of enthusi­ to help elect the Arkansas gov­ generation of Americans, and “cover county commissioners of reasons. asm, unfortunately we do not ernor if Clinton is the nominee. made national health insurance now.” He was off to a rocky start have plenty of money," said In his valedictory address, the centerpiece of his cam­ He made clear he is ready to after open microphones picked Kerrey, whose campaign is Kerrey offered a reprise of the paign. resume the political wars in the up a joke he told another can­ about $1 million in debt. themes he stressed in his cam­ Senate. “ For me the fight is didate about lesbians, and the His announcement left four paign: “ American leaders need But except for a victory in simply going to move on to new Labor Department cited his major contenders still standing to wake up,” he said, and rec­ South Dakota’s prim ary on Feb. arenas," he said. restaurant chain for numerous as the Democratic race heads ognize the need to treat chil­ 25, he fizzled everywhere, lie Kerrey’s friends counseled child-labor violations. into crucial primaries in the dren better, to provide national came in a weak third in New him in recent days to think And his outspokenness, which South and industrial states over health insurance and address Hampshire’s first-in-the-nation about his political future, said a can be disarming, was discon­ the next two weeks: Arkansas other concerns. primary, and came away from senior adviser who spoke only certing in a presidential cam­ Gov. Bill Clinton, former Kerrey was flying home to last Tuesday’s eight primaries on condition he not be identi­ paign. He conceded one of his Massachusetts Sen. Paul Nebraska later in the day for a and caucuses in debt and w ith ­ fied. The general tone was that campaign ads had backfired Tsongas, Iowa Sen. Tom llarkin campaign-style rally meant to out a single victory to his credit. “things look too bleak to risk and rarely tried to put a good and former California Gov. bolster his standing in his home “After Tuesday I felt like the the future by going on,” the ad­ face on a bad showing, lie Jerry Brown. state, where his Senate term Jamaican bobsled team, ” he viser said. talked openly of new taxes. Buchanan’s pen haunts his bid House rubber check WASHINGTON (AP) — From sponger” for checking in at In a 1983 column that has his senior year in college, Bethcsda Naval Hospital when been targeted in a Bush com­ scandal explodes Patrick Buchanan set his sights he was sick. mercial, he said women volun­ on being a hell-raising political In short, Pegler’s approach to tarily leave the job market WASHINGTON (AP) — The The committee would pri­ columnist. He made it, with political commentary was much more often than men and House ethics committee, in a vately notify the worst spectacular success. Now, as a summed up in words Buchanan added, “ Less equipped psycho­ move that sent shivers abusers that they faced public p re sid e n tia l candidate, he is has quoted with approval: logically to ‘stay the course’ in through the ranks of disclosure so they could plead paying the price. “Stand flat on your feet and the brawling arenas of busi­ Congress, Thursday proposed their cases before any list In interview after interview swing for the belly.” ness, commerce, industry and publicly disclosing the names became public. since he entered the race in De­ And when Buchanan decided the professions, women are of 24 lawmakers who Rep. M atthew McHugh, D- cember, and in some of Presi­ in his senior year at George­ physically unequipped to com­ repeatedly wrote bad checks N.Y., acting chairm an o f the dent Bush’s commercials, town University to study jour­ pete in the worlds of athletics on their House bank accounts. ethics committee for the Buchanan has been badgered nalism, he says the height of his and arms.” The committee, which re­ investigation, said the panel about comments he made in ambition was to follow in Pe­ During the buildup to the Gulf leased no names, w ill ask the supported the proposal on a print and in his television com­ gler’s footsteps. War, he objected to Bush’s full House to approve the pro­ 10-4 vote. mentaries. He started as an anonymous likening of Saddam Hussein to posal, giving nervous Comments about AIDS being editorial w rite r for the St. Louis Hitler, writing that “whatever members a direct say in how McHugh, who also headed the nature’s “awful retribution ” on Globe-Democrat, then worked may be said of Hitler, he was a many of their number face a panel’s investigating subcom­ homosexuals. About women for Richard Nixon and then world class warlord” and Sad­ potentially disastrous election mittee, said there will be “at being “ less equipped psycholog­ became a bylined columnist. dam is not. In a 1974 column, issue. least one other alternative, ically” than men for the work­ he had written, “Though Hitler maybe more ” when the place. About Adolf Hitler being He wrote that bombings cif was indeed racist and anti- The disclosure would committee plan goes to the a “soldier's soldier.” abortion clinics “ have tem­ Semitic to the core ... he was include 19 current and five House floor next week. Buchanan dismisses all the porarily enabled the principal also an individual of great form er members of Congress. The members’ bank, a hullabaloo as irrelevant. “I was victimizers in American society courage, a soldier’s soldier in Not even the 14 ethics com­ prized perk for more than a a good commentator, and I — doctors making a hundred the Great War, a political or­ mittee members know who century, didn't charge a wrote good columns, and that’s grand a year tearing apart and ganizer of the first rank, a the major abusers are, financial penalty to why I’m being quoted," he said disposing of the remains of un­ leader steeped in the history of because the information lawmakers who wrote rubber in a recent CNN interview. born children — to posture as Europe, who possessed orator­ compiled by the General checks. That amounted to Buchanan’s sledgehammer victims for an indulgent press.” ical powers that could awe even Accounting Office used codes interest free loans. rhetoric is in the mold of the Discussing AIDS, he wrote, those who despised him. ” to identify the account It’s unlikely that any House writer who may have started "One day, those ‘progressive’ holders. decision short of full him on his journalistic path. He politicians and Health and Hu­ While the Reagan administra­ The committee proposal disclosure w ill be the final was nine when his father first man Services bureaucrats, who tion negotiated arms control would name only repeated word. Members will be under introduced him to the works of entertained and indulged every agreements, he asked, “When is and routine abusers. Some pressure from the media, Westbrook Pcgler. clam orous demand of the Gay the United States going to break House members already have political opponents and Peglcr, a popular conservative Rights Movement in the hal­ free of this prison called arms called for disclosure of all constituents to reveal how columnist of the ’40s and ’50s, lowed name of civil rights,’ are control?” and argued that members who wrote bad many bad checks they wrote. called President Franklin going to have much to answer “ America’s security does not lie checks. The ethics committee, offi­ Roosevelt Old Moosejaw. He for from the early years of this in agreements co-signed by our House sources have said cially the Committee on Stan­ called Eleanor Roosevelt La dread epidemic." mortal enemies. ” about 300 members may have dards of Official Conduct, has Boca Grande, which is Spanish Again, he wrote, “The poor He even took aim at fellow written at least one overdraft that information and for the big mouth. He once homosexuals. They have de­ journalists, writing during at the bank, which was closed members said it would be called Secretary of the Interior clared war on nature, and now Democrat Walter Mondale’s late last year because of the provided to any member who Harold L. Ickes a “pcnny-antc nature is exacting an awful re­ campaign for the presidency in check scandal. asked. moocher” and a “cheap tribution.” 1980. Pro-Stalinists rally on anniversary MOSCOW (AP) — “Comrade Stalin, a native Georgian, were present Thursday. COMIC BOOK CONVENTION Stalin was right!" proclaimed a ruled with an iron hand from Vladimir Yermakov, a civil hand written sign propped up shortly after Soviet founder pilot, was surrounded by an SATURDAY, MARCH 7TH near Red Square where a small Vladim ir Lenin's death in 1924 angry crowd of hecklers who crowd gathered Thursday to until he himself died of a brain argued and laughed at him commemorate the 39th an­ hemorrhage on March 5, 1953. when he told how Stalin ruined R A M A D A IN N niversary of the Soviet dictator’s Some Russians, disgruntled his life. He said he spent his death. now with Russian President childhood in an orphanage after 52390 U.S. 33 NORTH For many, the name Josef Boris Yeltsin’s economic re­ both of his parents died soon SOUTH BEND, (10AM TO 4PM) Stalin is synonymous with bru­ forms, sometimes wistfully after being sent by Stalin to tality and he is widely blamed reminisce about the Stalin era labor camps in Siberia. BROWSE, BUY, SELL, for killing millions of his own when freedom of speech was “I was a year old when my OR TRADE COMICS ETC. people. But for the roughly 200 forbidden but store counters father was arrested in 1949. He hard-liners who gathered to lay were overflowing and crime fought in the civil war, World IN PERSON flowers at his Kremlin grave, was virtually non-existent. War I and World War II,” PHIL ZIMELMRN Stalin was the greatest, kindest Some of his followers said Yermakov said. “ My father WHO DRAWS and smartest politician of all Thursday they were unaware of wasn’t guilty of anything, Stalin THE PUNISHER time. Stalin’s brutality. just needed people to work in “ Stalin was a very good man. “ Of course Stalin was a good the camps. What sin could a DEALERS, 1000'S OF COMICS,ART CONTEST, Nobody in the entire world is man. He brought about order in person who suffered through GAMES, AND DOOR PRIZE DRAWINGS EVERY HOUR better than Stalin was,” Var­ the country,” said a 35-year-old three wars commit?” SURPRISE GIFTS TO THE 1ST 25 PEOPLE TO THE SHOW vara Pilishvili, a retired history construction firm worker, Vera But others like Pilishvili didn’t teacher, said quietly as she Magamedyova, waiting behind believe Stalin could do any ADMISSION $4.00 INCLUDES ALL ACTIVITIES clutched a bouquet of colored a police barricade to enter the wrong. FOR INFORMATION: 301-292-4587 tulips. “I am a Stalinist, and I Kremlin grounds. “It’s a lie, because Stalin lived will die a Stalinist." Only a handful of protesters for the Soviet Union. 50$ OFF UJITH THIS RD Friday, March 6,1992 The Observer page 5 ND alumni to broadcast educational conference By KATHY MASSA Sunday’s program w ill include and parent-teacher confer­ Dame excels, like faith and “These telecasts provide a News Writer a panel of educators discussing ences. In this way, the program Christian marriage," according much needed and valuable re­ the issue, “Parenting the is aesthetically interesting and the Peter Pranica, assistant source for our families as they Elementary School Child: How of high production quality, ac­ director of the ND Alumni seek creative solutions to chal­ Notre Dame w ill be the focus to Nurture a Positive Self,” in cording to Kathleen Sullivan, Association. lenging problems,” according of over 700 cable stations and front of a live studio audience, director of Alumni Continuing “Interactive conferencing of­ to a diocese in DesMoine. 15 million people nationwide 125 groups nationwide and Education. fers many advantages. It offers “The telecasts are a rich Sunday, in a satellite broadcast over 8,000 colleges via satellite. “It is believed that Notre practical information about model of dialogic enrichment interactive educational pro­ Alumni clubs across the Dame is the only University in important topics,” said Pranica. for Churches and other institu­ gram. country worked with their re­ higher education ever to offer “ People feel comfortable taking tions in America,” said Frances The topic of Sunday’s Alumni spective dioceses to bring to­ enrichment programming for programming from Notre Dame Forde Plude, Associate Provost Continuing Education telecast, gether viewers from the com­ alumni and their communities because many alumni met their at Syracuse University, an ex­ to be aired at 2 p.m., is ‘raising munity to watch the telecasts. through satellite technology,” spouses here,” he added. pert on Catholic teleconferenc­ elementary school children.’ It Groups receive the telecast free said Sullivan. Feedback from viewers has ing. is the second of three programs of charge in addition to educa­ Teleconferencing regarding been phenomenal, said Sullivan The program on Sunday will on education. In November of tional packets, an enrichment family issues began at Notre and Pranica. Many have been be broadcast from WNDU at 2 ‘91, Alumni Education began video tape and a packet for the Dame in response to a state­ pleasantly surprised that such p.m. The studio audience in­ the series with a telecast about director of each site. ment by the bishops, released in great programming is offered at cludes local educators, but educating the preschooler. In In addition to the panelists January, which emphasizes no charge. Alumni have others are encouraged to at­ November of this year, the edu­ and the studio discussion, the “children and family first.” The praised the provocative content tend. For more information, cational series w ill conclude production team will splice in bottom line of these programs is and high quality of production, call Kathleen Sullivan at 239- with a program focused on the video of elementary school kids “ to spotlight issues where Notre said Sullivan 6186. high schooler. Gates Black pro-lifer equates probes d ■ abortion with ‘genocide’ By MARA DIV1S successors News Writer More from Grier / page 6 LOS ANGELES (AP) — Three of six candidates to replace Po­ Genocide of the human race lice Chief Daryl Gates are ac­ is being committed through mental purposes. They find that cused of misconduct and Gates III abortions in the United States the incidence of abortion is has been ordered to investigate every day, according to Delores higher in these groups, so they the allegations — a move an­ Grier, vice-chancellor for Com­ establish clinics in these com­ gering critics of the panel seek­ munity Relations of the Arch­ munities, she said. ing his successor. diocese of New York. However, she said that de­ Police Commission president Grier, who is also founder and spite the statistics of disadvan­ Stanley Sheinbaum said his president of the Association of taged and underprivileged mi­ agency lacks the staff to inves­ Black Catholics Against nority groups, these people tigate the possible misconduct, Abortion, spoke at Notre Dame have no excuse to “ re so rt” to so he ordered Gates to do it. Thursday on “Race Genocide abortion in the situation of an But the American Civil Liber­ Through Abortion.” unwanted or unplanned preg­ ties Union said Gates shouldn’t She said she considers abor­ nancy. get involved. tion murder, that terminating a “We (blacks) have a spirit that pregnancy is taking a life. says God never gives you more “ He is biased about the entire “A baby is a human being," than you can bear,” she said. selection process. So he should she said. “ Our Constitution says “Blacks have survived nearly show a little grace and ask the that everyone has a right to life, everything, (including) slavery commission to set up a special liberty, and the pursuit of and lynchings. We can survive investigator,” said the ACLU’s happiness. I believe that life be­ nine months of pregnancy.” Ramona Ripston. gins at conception. A baby The United States does not Sheinbaum ordered the probe shouldn’t have to be born to be value life the way other after Xavier Hermosiilo, chair­ protected.” cultures have in the past, Grier man of a Mexican-American Grier said that the incidence said. Since other cultures have group called News for America, of abortion is higher among assimilated themselves into the alleged that three of six semifi­ minority groups, often due to United States, people have nalists had violated police pol­ A- lack of money, opportunity and slowly come to accept a icy. The group also complained The Observer/Kristina Roderick education. “culture of killing,” she said. when two Hispanic candidates Signs of Lent “Seventy-four percent of free “Africans count the unborn as were eliminated. abortion clinics in this country w aiting to be b orn,” she said. Gates wouldn’t comment, a While others think only of spring break, Pasquerilla West are in black and Hispanic “But integration brings spokesman said. remembers the coming of the Lenten season with this sculpture communities,” she said. imitation.” This is due in some areas to Grier said that the nation research-oriented hospitals and should, by outlawing abortion, health care groups who use the realize that “we don’t have to aborted fetal tissue for experi- kill to solve our problems.” M o n e y fo r Smoking Stinks- Please Don't Do It!! . Spring (Break Our Spring Break Loan is back by popular demand (probably because it's easier than getting money from your parents!) SPRING BREAKERS going to Cancun or Daytona • Only 12% APR, fixed rate with Lance Dawson • $100 minimum, $500 maximum loan amount i • Deferred Payments J - -. S \ --"v • Students with good credit or no credit qualify Pick Up Tickets! No co-signer is needed. Bring in your student I.D. Thursday and Friday 9 NOTRE DAME FEDERAL CREDIT UNION 3pm - 5pm 239-6611 • Independent of the University Friday, March 6, 1992 Grier: Abortion threatens blacks By COLLEEN CONLEY tell me a black woman can’t that many are driven to drug News writer survive a nine month pregnancy and alcohol addictions and and care for her children? Who advised her audience to “pray Using her ten fingers to tick made that decision? Society for them." off arguments against abortion, made the decision,” she con­ Referring to women who seek Delores Grier, vice chancellor tended. abortion as a means of sex se­ for the archdioceses of New Grier faulted those who de­ lection or for reasons of fetal York, referred to abortion tach themselves from the abor­ deformity, Grier said that they legislation as the beginning of tion issue out of apathy and are “killing for convenience, ” the “ hand of death." said that “apathy is saying, ‘I and she fears the day when un­ Speaking yesterday at the don’t want to be involved...I born life is aborted for other mock courtroom of the Law don’t care what happens to genetic purposes, such as unde­ School, Grier, who is the anyone else. " sirable skin or eye color. founder and president of the She called for an end to apa­ She advised abortion oppo­ Association of Black Catholics thy and the casual treatment of nents to support the cause Against Abortion, labelled abortion, questioning the audi­ through prayer, and in particu­ abortion a “race genocide,” and ence, “what are we doing that lar, to pray peaceably in front of called for prayer and the elimi­ may be..contributing to that pro-abortion legislator’s offices nation of apathy to end abor­ hand of death by our apathy?" between the hours of nine and tion’s legalization. She continued by saying that si­ twelve on Saturdays. “Sooner Defining the charge of geno­ lence or a lack of action is the or later, because persistence cide, Grier said abortion is like same as accepting abortion. will do it, that legislator will call mass m urder because it is the Grier also said that abortion you in and say Let’s talk,”’ “taking of the future of black rights proponents are not pro- Grier said. America, and also the taking of choice, but pro-abortion, and She added that gaining audi­ the future of white Amer­ that there can be no middle ence with a legislator is an op­ ica...this is genocide, black or ground in between. “They (the portunity to remind him or her white, it’s genocide-we’re Supreme Court] did not legalize that “you, too, can be on the killing ourselves. ” choice, they legalized abortion, ” unemployment line” if he or she Grier said that poor, black she said, and urged people to does not respect life. Grier women who terminate preg­ “ take a stand and be w hat you continued by saying that life nancies arc doing so because are. Be pro-life, be pro-abor- does not come from the gov­ abortion “ has been thrust upon tion, but don’t say ‘I’m pro- ernment and that laws “can not them in response to their re­ choice.’ “ take away from the fact that quest for assistance in raising a Abortion supporters are often we’re tampering with God’s family", adding that “abortion, afraid to say they support creation." in my opinion, is pushing this killing, Grier said, and she Grier said she objects to entire society into non­ challenged what she called politicians who believe in the existence because abortion is their cowardice, referring to a pro-life cause but capitulate to the beginning of the death biblical passage in which Jesus a pro-abortion stance for pur­ The Observer/Jon Novak ethic." says, I vomit you out of my poses of political survival, citing Grier criticized the founder of mouth if you be lukewarm.’ civil rights leader Jesse Walking a thin line Planned Parenthood, Margaret Grier added that people use Jackson, who Grier said as­ A student performs an amazing act of balance on this campus Sanger, for spreading the idea pro-choice terminology because sumed a pro-abortion mentality through “Negro Project" that they don’t want to be associated when he joined “the death party fence. black people are inferior be­ with murder. of the Democrats...he had to cause they believe children Asserting that materialism change or not be in the party,” Computers disinfect against virus come from God. and greed typically accompany according to Grier. According to Grier, “black the abortion industry, Grier Killing is never necessary to NEW YORK (AP) — Computer higher than 20,000 computers people believe in the fifth com­ said physicians who perform resolve any problem, Grier said users took precautions to disin­ — about one in 2,500 of all the mandment, ‘Thou shall not kill’. abortions are enjoying lucrative and continued that alternatives fect their machines from a virus personal computers in the . . but to become acclimated, returns in terms of compensa­ are always available in the form set to strike on Michelangelo’s United States — could be dam­ [they have] unfortunately tion, taking in as much as $900 of expanding church programs birthday Friday although some aged if no precautions arc imitated the wrong examples in an hour for their services. and adoption. experts did not expect taken. John McAfee of the society." “[Many] can’t stand what In a closing question and an­ widespread damage from the Computer Virus Industry Asso­ Responding to the w hat she they’re doing, but the money is swer session, Grier cited the electronic prank. ciation estimated 5 million ma­ termed the frequent argument good, ” she said. movie Roots for its reference to The rogue program, found in chines may have it worldwide. that poor women must seek Grier further faulted abor­ unborn life, in which African- machines built to the IBM stan­ “ It has been overhyped, w ith ­ abortions for financial reasons, tionists because they are Americans are sub-divided into dard, will be triggered on out question,” said Charles Grier argued that monetary trained and educated to be three classes: those we see, our March 6, the 517th anniversary Rutstein, staff researcher for constraints are never sufficient “healers of health,” but they ancestors, and those who are of the birth of the Renaissance the Washington, D.C.-based grounds for aborting a preg­ become “dealers of death, waiting to be born. She also artist. If unchecked, it can de­ NCSA. “There is going to be nancy. proud to say I’m a pregnancy mentioned a traditional Kenyan stroy all the information in a some data lost. But for the most “My people have survived terminator. " Grier alleged that maxim which states, “no one machine. part, it’s not a terrific problem lynching, whipping, [and] “every doctor that does an knows whose womb bears the The National Computer Secu­ as fa r as the w o rld is bombing, and you’re going to abortion is a h it man.” She said chief." rity Association estimates no concerned.

homosexuality as going against cial recognition by the Univer­ Catholic teaching, Vore said. sity, the current co-chairs, who Gays The group’s current letter asked that their names remain ?TYrile Creek continued from page 1 addresses the University objec­ confidential due to “family and Notre Dame’s Closest Neighbor tions by stating that the issue is career” pressures, said the in te rn a l stu d y says th a t as not “preference," but orienta­ GLND/SMC w ill continue to 2/10 of a Mile from Campus many as 80 percent of the Indi­ tion, which is inborn, and “fight against heterosexual Furnished Studio ana Province is gay, and 50 therefore analogous to race or prejudice and stereotypes, and. percent of the rest of the Order national origin. . .to fight for the needs of les­ 1 &2 Bedroom Apts. is. Vore attested that this in­ “We’ve been arguing for the bians and gays in the Notre 2 Bedroom Townhouses formation was confirmed by last year that Catholic teaching Dame community, with a three “well-placed members of insists on a distinction between Catholic sense of values, and NOW ACCEPTING APPLICATIONS Holy Cross." sexual orientation and sexual more specifically, with a 272-8124 In 1986, GLND/SMC requested activity, forbidding the latter, Catholic sense of justice.” office space in LaFortune, a but acknowledging the former, ” “The University will probably telephone line, and the ability Vore said. “Gays and Lesbians turn us down,” Vore concluded, to sponsor lectures. The at Notre Dame/Saint Mary’s has “ but then I suppose we can just MTJOSEWSHKH University would not recognize always maintained a neutral start papering the bathroom presents the group because it considered stance on questions about walls with copies of the rejec­ it inappropriate to recognize a activity, so that we wouldn’t tion letter instead of the other group based on sexual prefer­ conflict with Catholic teaching. ” garbage you find there." ence and deemed Until the group receives offi- Gas continued from page 1 r£< liquid gas presently costs around $1.10, the equivalent of one gallon of natural gas is around $.70. In reference to Maori's Pizza & Italian Restaurant miles per gallon, cars running on either fuel average the same Pizza-Pasta-Sandwiehes-StufFed Pizza Pies mileage. According to Ogren, cars running on natural gas N O W O P E N Carry out have a power loss of around MARCH 13 AND 14 AT 8:00 P.M. 8 %. or Dine in MARCH 15 AT 2:00 P.M. The physical conversion of the vehicles is being done by 271-2055 NIPSCO, Ogren said. Since 52303 Emmons Rd. 1981, NIPSCO has converted 0 ’LAUGHLIN AUDITORIUM OPEN TUES-SUN Georgetown Shopping Center nearly all of their trucks to SAINT MARY’S COLLEGE 11AM-10PM (next to Club Shenanigan s) natural gas. i Viewpoint Friday, March 6, 1998 page 7

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Dear Editor: The confusion that Mr. sexually communicable dis­ offends Christian reader Schwartz is speaking of is evi­ eases? Mr. Schwartz’s view is I’d just like to thank God for dent immediately when reading Dear Editor: school, but it was no “game,” especially dangerous in this day The Observer again. Whenever his article. of AIDS. I really hated to bring Recently I decided to attend a and it certainly was not I have a problem, I can count that up again, but it’s become a game of basketball between our Christian. Christians don’t on one of the insightful Mr. Schwartz’s views on fact of life even Catholic boys team and a team from St. mock one another, and take Observer writers to clear things guiltless sex are certainly not and girls (and that’s what we Johns. Almost immediately, I delight at another’s misfortune. up for me. particularly extraordinary or are, don’t give me this women became alarmed. You see, a How do you think that young original, he would have been a and men stuff) can’t ignore. player from St. John’s made the man from St. Johns felt? Did This year, I’ve learned so far great proponent of “swinging" mistake of some sort, and the any of you barbarians stop to where I’m safe in South Bend in the seventies. What really did fans began to cheer this event. think about that? Regardless of I happen to be Catholic myself and where I’m not, that I’m not astound me was the position he and to believe in the Church’s I became upset, and immedi­ our “victory,” I don’t think any responsible enough to buy my has taken in this day and age. views on abstinence before ately exited the JACC. of us were winners that day. own condoms, how to behave It’s really easy to pick apart his I have to stop writing now, be­ marriage, and I don’t normally towards my local sports teams, article just because it was judge other people’s sexual be­ Upon introspection, it oc­ fore I get too worked up. and now, most importantly, that poorly written and not too well liefs according to my own stan­ curred to me why I had become when I say I’m in love with thought out, and that’s what I dards, but actually recommend­ frightened. Here we were, a Charlie Fisher chocolate cake, I’m not in originally intended to do. ing to young people that they Christian school, playing a Grace Hall “love” w ith chocolate cake. try to “control [their] sexuality” game with another Christian Mar. 2,1992 I thought I would give the and just enjoy sex for its My own problem was quite campus a few more laughs at physical pleasure is not only sim ilar to Mr. Schwartz’s, only I Mr. Schwartz’s expense, and I stupid, it’s plain dangerous. thought I was in love with was a ll ready to do so, then I Tootsie Pops. It was getting to started to think about what he I understand where Mr. the point where I was thinking said (or was trying to say). Schwartz’s motivations are of going to the infirmary for coming from, the world is full of counseling. Now, thanks to the First of all, I think there are Catholics who don’t want to be Inside Column, I don’t have to. just a few people who might not held responsible for their sins. * I do have a few problem s left agree that there aren’t “enough Mr. Schwartz by no means the though. people who just enjoy the physi­ first to try to ease his own guilt cal side of sex” nowadays. by proposing his own First off, even though I now Even if I thought Mr. Schwartz amendments to and changes in understand love, I’m still having was referring only to the Notre the Catholic faith. a problem w ith sex. It’s more Dame/Saint Mary’s community, I difficult because although I can would be want to find this large My recommendations to Mr. love (not real love, just group of abstinent young people Schwartz are two: One, if you chocolate cake love) Tootsie who don’t enjoy the physical don’t change your views, don’t Pops, I can’t have sex w ith them aspects of sex (maybe his get m arried in a church. Two, (well, it’s harder for guys at girlfriend, I don’t know). If if and when you do get married least). anything, throughout history, and have a daughter, to think the human race has proved how about at what age you’re going Mr Schwartz is at least correct much it really does enjoy to tell your little girl to forget when he says, “sex is especially sex, with and without about love and “just enjoy the confusing, because sex involves (unfortunately) people. physical side of sex.” people.” I won’t mention the fringe (I hope they’re still just How many emperors, kings, John Stoj fringe) elements for whom sex scientists, and intellectuals of Off-Campus does not involve only people. all sorts have we lost due to Mar.1,1992

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I f you’re still here, do something, submit: QUOTES, P.O. Box Q, ND, IN 46556 Singin Shenanigans sing and dance their way to California By STEVE tour next week. In the beginning, there were MARCH 6-8 TANKOVICH Accent Writer concerns with going to California because of henanigans is the money factor, Sipe weekend calendar going west. explains, but enough was done to make the S trip possible. Shenanigans The tour is ideally set Friday is continuing up so th at it pays for its 10th year itself. Donations will be anniversary celebra­ taken at concerts, and tion with its annual t-shirts w ill be sold. spring tour. The tour, Also, many Notre Dame MUSIC through several cities alumni clubs are in California, including sponsoring concerts in Oliver Syndrome, Club Shenanigans, 10 p.m. San Francisco, their cities. Sacramento, San Shenanigans w ill be Reggae, Club 23,10 p.m. Diego, and Los leaving this Saturday Harvey Stauffer and the Swinging Crawdads with the Angeles, will take place for San Francisco. from March 7 through They then travel to the Tailpipe Horn Section, Midway Tavern, 9:30 p.m. March 16. University of California-Berkley, Shenanigans, Notre where they will Dame’s only singing perform a benefit and dancing ensemble, concert for the is a group of 18 singers homeless. Saturday and dancers, eight musicians, and a sound Sacramento and San Voices of technician. The group Francisco are next on puts on several shows the group’s itinerary. By JENNIFER GUERIN a year for Notre Dame In addition to an Accent Writer MUSIC students and faculty, as evening concert at the well as the public. Punchline, ext week, 47 dreams will Housemarys, Club Shenanigans, 10 p.m. Shenanigans will do a come true. T h is year, special concert for the Science Fiction, Club 23, 10 p.m. Shenanigans has put AIDS ward at San Harvey Stauffer and the Swinging Crawdads with the on a successful Francisco General Christmas concert, Hospital. N Financed by alumni clubs Tailpipe Horn Section, Midway Tavern, 9:30 p.m. performed at After a day of in Georgia and Florida, as Freshman Orientation traveling down the w ell as other donations, a Weekend, football coast to Santa Barbara, representative group of the EVENTS weekends, and most Shenanigans w ill do a Voices of Faith gospel choir will embark recently at Junior show at a p o p u la r Saturday morning on their first extensive Spring Concert: Southold Dance Theatre, O'Laughlin Parents’ Weekend. As lunchtime park and tour ever. then move on to San The student-run Voices of Faith, Auditorium, Saint Mary's, 2 & 8 p.m. has been the case for the last several years, Diego. combining dedication and musical talent, ND Basketball vs DePaul, Rosmont Horizon, Chicago, they will also be stimulated enough interest among Notre Dame alumni last year to transform a 7 p.m. performing during In San Diego, Commencement Shenanigans will long-standing dream of touring into Weekend in May. perform at a local reality. Ronald McDonald’s After performing for alumni at various Shenanigans was house. They w ill stay functions over past years, the ensemble started in 1982 by Rick the night in San Diego, was approached by people interested in Sunday Ward, a member of the and then be on their organizing and financing a trip for the Glee Club who way to Los Angeles. week of this year’s spring break. Touring organized with several Friday is sure to be a has been an aspiration of Voices of Faith of his friends who highlight of the trip, as leaders for a few years, and they readily wanted to include Sipe explains, “I’m EVENTS dancing with their going to Disneyland.” World Wrestling Federation, JACC, 2 p.m. singing programs. In addition to visiting the park, Shenanigans Saint Marys Tennis vs Guilford College, Hilton Head The group is led this w ill be able to perform Island, SC, 8 a.m. year by Dean Sipe, a at Disneyland. junior from Pangborn who is the acting After seeing the General Manager. The sights, the group will group’s advisor is perform one final Charles Lennon. Joe concert at Cal Poly films Clair is Shenanigans’ University in Pomona, Tour Manager. All of before returning to Shenanigans’ South Bend. performances are UNIVERSITY PARK EAST videotaped by Emil “ T h e re ’s a g re a t Hoffman, former dean feeling of satisfaction "Hook," 7 & 9:40 p.m. of the Freshman Year after a show because "Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot," 6:45 & 9 p.m. of Studies. “It’s [Shenanigans] is totally amazing how much he student-run,” admits "JFK," 4:30 & 8 p.m. does for us. He’s a Stanford sophomore III "Fried Green Tomatoes," 7 & 9:30 p.m. really nice guy,” says and two-year piano Sipe. player, Mike Cotter.

The group is getting very excited about the The Glee Club leaves on Saturday for Puerto F g in the sun

iith spread message el God in the South

:ed the opportunity. years.” Both he and Johnson remarked the shows and let the choir know this, w ill also be charging admission. he 47 touring members will perform at that the diligence of the members, com­ “the Catholic audience in general receives To save money, members w ill be staying r sites in the two states, including bined with more talent and interest us in a different manner,” said Johnson. in the houses of area alumni, whenever ory University in Atlanta, the among them, has brought confidence and They participate less vocally and actively possible. They hope to return home with a versity of South Florida in Tampa, and success to the group. than most recipients of the gospel small profit, which will be used tc eater in Belle Glade, FL. Organized in 1979 by a handful of tradition. purchase new musical equipment and highlight of the tour will be their two- interested students, the choir did not robes for the singers. A campaign to raise stay at Disney World, where they will really flourish until 1988, when, Despite this fact, members find the money for these robes, which are very Form at Epcot Center and be given according to Barrett, an “influx in quality group a source of comfort and belonging. expensive, w ill probably begin on campus plim entary passes to enjoy the park, people" and skyrocketing interest brought Andre Barrett noted, “It has been a very soon. lices of Faith sees the trip as a fund the group to its current size. stabilizing force for me over the four Notre Dame senior Raghib Ismail ler, a reward, a vacation, and a The 75 members of the Voices of Faith years,” an opportunity to share similar donated $2,500 of his own money to the aendous opportunity to spread their include talented singers from a variety of cultural traditions with people who have choir, and two individuals involved in the isage while attracting interest and backgrounds who join together common religious and ethnic ties. Spring Break tour of the south each )ort. throughout the year for performances at Johnson, a sophomore, hopes the tour donated $1,700 to cover expenses for twc Notre Dame and in the South Bend w ill become a regular event on the Voices of the concerts. i-presidents Keith Johnson and Andre community. of Faith calendar. “I would love to do it The Voices of Faith move more and •ett are thrilled their group is getting Barrett emphasized their primary again,” he said. “We always enjoy sending more audiences with their shows each opportunity to travel. Both agree that purpose is to worship and praise God, not our message out, as long as it’s received year. With increasing exposure they hope isure is the key to the spring break to entertain. The co-presidents agreed w ell.” to help people realize they offer a distinct that more exposure will help people to The group charges a flat fee for singing and intense spiritual and emotional lefore,” stated Barrett, “we were understand the message of the group. at each location on next week’s tour. Most message about God. Theirs is a form of iinate to have 20 people to come out Performing at Notre Dame is quite of the money, raised by alumni clubs in praise and celebration—a form they hope hear us. . .1 feel w e’ve put a lot of different from performing for other the performance area, w ill cover the to use to strengthen themselves and their k into the choir in the past couple of audiences. Although the audiences enjoy expenses of travel. Some of the locations audiences across the nation. Glee Club seeks sun in the South By JOHN TRAN performing at the they have been “The Glee Club is a Accent Writer Church of San Juan performing all over musical and social Bautista, Maricao, Europe and the United organization that Tuesday. Stales. As a result, travels extensively he songs of Notre Dame alumni and throughout the country Notre On the following day the music community and throughout the Dame are the Glee Club w ill head from all over the world world. Its members act heading on to Ponce. There, they have come to recognize as ambassadors of the T south fo r will sing their final the Glee Club as a University bringing spring concert in Puerto Rico unique organization music as well as the break as the Glee Club at the el Teatro de la that represent the Spirit of Notre Dame to begins their tour in Perla. University and the spirit a lu m n i and o th e rs ,” Puerto Rico and Florida. The Glee Club plans to of Notre Dame. according to senior Arriving in San Juan spend the rest of the John Ujda. Saturday, the Glee Club week in Florida. Their The Glee Club pays will perform their first stay in Florida will for the majority of the The Glee Club is concert of the tour on include performances to expenses for their currently operating Sunday at la Iglesia de Notre Dame alumni and current spring break under the direction of San Jose, Villa Caparra Catholic organizations. trip. Revenues are Dr. Mark Ring. Its Co­ Guyanabo. After visiting The Glee Club began generated from presidents are Dennis 3 before heading back to Florida on their Spring tour. the mountains on 76 years ago, and concerts and records Brown and John Monday, they w ill be throughout the years, sales. Thiede. page 10 Friday, March 6, 1992 Smoking and Monk’s brave new world

After reading the new policy clear evidence that we have exhale every week, and the on smoking, I actually had a come to the end of an era. foul-smelling cigars that our kind thought about Hard-shelled Baptists have Father Robert Griffin visitors smoke. Medjugorje, which is tobacco- always regarded the use of Then let’s take a look at the growing country. tobacco as morally wrong, Letters to a Lonely God gas-burning engines in the The priests there don’t dis­ since it harms the body, which cars people drive all over our courage the members of their is a temple of the Holy Spirit. beautiful Notre Dame campus, flock from smoking. The poisoning every green and priests tell them to abstain Catholics are finally neanderthals, lone wolves, another. The smokers who are growing thing. form smoking one day a week catching up with the rednecks who drive trucks, or most visible to me are the as they’d abstain from meat, Fundamentalists in outlawing curmudgeonly old priests. workers staffing the As a senior smoker, I forgive or wine, or any other of God’s smoking as a student activity. The generation now dormitories and the dining the task force that is offering good gifts. At denominational colleges (lowering takes great pride in halls. I see them taking me a stone when I hoped for like Bob Jones and Wheaton, having clean lungs an good smoke-breaks when their an egg; and such forgiveness The priests say such acts of you have to renounce teeth. There is no glamour to work allows them to come up isn’t easy when you’re self-denial please Our Lady. smoking—as well as card- smoking for them except as a for air. running scared. Sometimes I The priests promise the playing, dancing, and form of rebellion that proves They rely on cigarettes, think that nicotine is the glue people that if they will attend d rin kin g — as a condition for that they’re free spirits. enjoyed with coffee, to give that keeps these vital organs Mass faithfully, God w ill send acceptance. Students paying $18,000 a them their mid-morning or of mine in place. rain to water the fields where Born-again Christians are year for their education don’t afternoon pickup. Life would the tobacco is growing. always looking for new ways go out of their way to be be harder for them, if Notre But old smokers never die; of showing that they are not decadent; but if you tell them Dame became officially like chimney sweepers, they This discernment of God’s brain-washed. I’ve met Notre that you have passed a rule smokeless; since their salad just come to dust. After years will must have been passed Dame students who go to forbidding them to drink days, when they were wet of battling for smokers’ rights, onto the priests like second­ Mass every day of the week anywhere on campus, you behind the ears, they’ve relied I’ve decided to take a fresh-air hand, or side-stream effect, except Sunday, because that’s may wake up on Sunday on smoking as a way of course from the Heart smoke from the visionaries when their religion requires morning, to find their dead dealing w ith stress. Association. whom Our Lady has allegedly them to go under pain of sin. soldiers all over the Grotto. I hope that as a re-pro- befriended. I’m trying to decide if the grammed non-smoker, I can Maybe M edjugorje w ill be Smoking as a vice is It’s the rare student who task force on smoking be a part of Monk’s brave new the last bastion for Catholic b e co m in g ve ry smokes at Notre Dame; and deserves my forgiveness. I w orld where, on a clear day, smokers in the free world. expensive—cigarettes are those undergraduates who do think probably it does, at least you should see forever. Maybe the priests at St. starting to cost two bucks or smoke are usually occasional until after the dust has James’ can turn smoking into more a pack, and it’s smokers who light up a couple settled, and we can discover If all my good intentions fail, a sacrament that will make b e co m in g s o c ia lly of times in the evening. whose bulls have been gored. I still have the Medjugorites to the sun dance. unacceptable even in brothels The backsliders at Bob At first, I had a feeling that keep honest. I heard that Our that have a high tone. As a Jones and Wheaton are the rules go too far; now I’m Lady’s message of the month Maybe Domers, subject to lifetime smoker. I’m embar­ probably more hard-core in wondering if they go far for March to the alleged nicotine fits, could start a rassed to light up, even in my their smoking than any enough. If clean air is the visionaries was: “Medjugorje novena asking Our Lady of room, if non-smokers are pre­ student who gets hooked on name of the game, let’s clamp means fine tobacco.” Medjugorje, defender of sent. cigarettes at Notre Dame. a lid on the place that will What new product do you smokers’ rights, to pray for keep out the pollution, suppose she's promoting, them. Those who continue to Smokers have a way of starting with the two cartons whoever she is, calling herself The new ground-rules are smoke tend to be throwbacks, being very visible to one of Pall Malls I in h a le and the Mother of God? The Observer wishs everyone a happy spring break!!! If you are FOUR YEARS OF COLLEGE looking for a Take your heart DOWN THE TUBES. fun, part-time to court. job stop by The Observer or call 239- 7471 . 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WOMEN’S TENNIS BASEBALL National League COLLEGE HOCKEY American League ATLANTA BRAVES—Agreed to terms NCAA—Suspended New Orleans March 5 National Hockey League vs. Northwestern 1 pm BALTIMORE ORIOLES—Signed Alan with David Justice, outfielder; Mark Lemke and basketball center Sydney Rice for one game for March 7 Mills, Anthony Telford, Jim Poole and Jim Lewis, Francisco Cabrera, infielders; Brian Hunter, first particpating in a non-sanctioned city league game DETROIT RED WINGS— Sent Bobby vs. Indiana 10 pm pitchers. baseman; Kent Mercker. pitcher; and Greg Olson, in 1989. Doilas, defenseman, to Adirondack of the KANSAS CITY ROYALS—Agreed to catcher, on one-year contracts. Renewed the DREXEL—Announced the retirement American Hockey League. Recalled Dennis Vial, TRACK terms with Jeff Conine, first baseman, on a one- contract of Deion Sanders, outfielder. of Lillian Hass, women’s basketball coach, defenseman, and Chris Tancill, center, from year contract. CHICAGO CUBS—Signed Frank effective in June. Adirondack. March 7-8 ICAA Championships at Princeton. NJ MILWAUKEE BREWERS— Castillo. Lance Dickson, Mike Harkey, Bob GEORGIA MILITARY—Announced MINNESOTA NORTH STARS— Announced that Dick Hackett, assistant to the Scanlan and Turk Wendell, pitchers; Hector the resignation of Glen Wolfe, football coach. Assigned Enrico Ciccone, defenseman. to president, is leaving his day-to-day duties but will Villanueva, catcher; Pedro Castellano. Elvin JERSEY CITY STATE—Named Mark Kalamazoo of the International Hockey League. FENCING be retained as a consultant. Paulino. Ray Sanchez. Doug Strange and Jose Griffin assistant athletic director. SAN JOSE SHARKS— Recalled Mike March 7 MINNESOTA TWINS—Agreed to Vizcaino, infielders; and Doug Dascenzo, Ced STANFORD— Named Bill Ring Colman, defenseman. from Kansas City of the Midwest Championship NCAA Qualifications terms with Scott Leius, third baseman; Paul Landrum and Derrick May, outfielders. running backs coach. International Hockey League. at East Lansing. Ml Sorrento, first baseman; and Tom Edens, pitcher, CINCINNATI REDS—Agreed to terms TULSA—Named Mike Knoll on one-year contracts. with Hal Morris, first baseman, on a one-year defensive coordinator and George Small defensive LACROSSE NEW YORK YANKEES—Renewed contract. Renewed the contract of Joe Oliver, ends coach. March 7 the contracts of Kevin Maas, designated hitter-first catcher. WESTFIELD STATE—Named Tim at Philidelphia Classic 12 noon baseman; Charlie Hayes, third baseman; Bernie LOS ANGELES DODGERS—Signed Buchanon men's soccer coach. vs. Villanova Franklin Field Williams, outfielder; John Ramos, catcher; and Jeff Ramon Martinez, pitcher, to a one-year contract. Johnson and Wade Taylor, pitchers.

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Thunderdome, as the scoreboard listed The biggest laughs of all were brought the quarters in the order 1-3-4-2. This forth by Dunbar and Matthew “ Showbiz” would be no ordinary basketball game. Jackson, who took any and every oppor­ instead of the Fighting Irish, the ACC tunity to contribute to the play-by-play was rocked by the wizardry of the with rips on the announcer, the various Harlem Globetrotters, their talent and Generals players, and especially the offi­ showmanship stealing the hearts of fans, cials. At one point, Dunbar even young and old, who came to pay them a managed to convince the ref that a two- visit. shot “hugging” foul should only be worth From the opening strains of “Sweet one shot since he only hugged the guy Georgia Brown” to the final ‘Trotter one time. dunk, the audience was captivated by the At one point, the Globetrotter decided performance of the Clown Princes of to ham it up in front of the cameras, Basketball as they defeated the lining up in front of the channel 46 Washington Generals 72-63. cameraman and saying, “ Hi South Bend. In winning the game, the ‘Trotters We watch channel 46 all the time.” After extended their world-record winning Dunbar kissed the camera, the ‘Trotters streak of over 7,500 games, a streak then approached the channel 28 camera covering the past 20 years. and commented on how they only As the players were being introduced, watched that station some of the time. the fans got a taste of what the evening As the game continued, the team had in store for them when “ Sweet” Lou undoubtedly fulfilled the wishes of some Dunbar, the reigning “Clown Prince of of the young children in the arena. Once, Basketball” went up to announcer Steve a young boy in a wheelchair was brought Fisher and demanded that he be on court and had a basketball spin on his introduced next. Fisher, of course, left finger. On another occasion, Dunbar had Dunbar til the end. another young boy make a basket and Mixing sometimes serious basketball then gave him a Globetrotter shirt. with usually amazing feats of dribbling, Dunbar and the child flexed for a while, passing, ball-handling, and dunking, the and then the leading ‘Trotter sent the boy All photos by John Rock/The Observer Globetrotters took on the Generals with a on his way wearing a new shirt, only behind him. Later, heading directly into From pulling the ref’s shirt up in front light-hearted attitude and plenty of good- after trying to hawk it off on the parents the stands, Jackson proceeded to of a TV camera to throwing a basketball natured goofing around. for $25. launch a bucket of confetti into the attached to a string at an unsuspecting Last night’s performance included Of course, no Globetrotter show would fearful crowd. woman, the evening was a relaxing and some vintage Globetrotter antics. With be complete without the famous bucket It never really mattered who won, but enjoyable event, as the Globetrotters the score 34-28 in favor of the ‘Trotters, routine. At the end of the third quarter, then again, the outcome of the game worked their magic and thrilled the Dunbar ran in to the audience and after knocking a few cups of water on the was never really in any doubt. The fans fans, reminding everyone of how much absconded with a lady’s purse. As the crowd, “Showbiz” threw an entire bucket came to be entertained, and they left fun the game can really be. referee tried to resume play, Dunbar was of water on a ref and the fans sitting satisfied.

(Top) The 'trotters pose for the TV crews during a short time out. (Above) "Sweet" Lou Dunbar drinks a Coke with a happy fan. (Below) Dunbar dances with a member of the audience Thursday

(Clockwise) The trotters played a face-paced game, while ‘’Sweet" Lou pulls the shirt off of the referee. The other official watches as they finish their famous warm-up show. Friday, March 6,1992 The Observer page 13 Wrestlers expected to Women’s tennis dumps Northwestern By JASON KELLY score big at Regionals Sports Writer By JIM VOGL Catholic Tournament and is They needed this one badly. Sports Writer currently ranked sixth. At The Notre Dame women’s 177, ND junior J.J. McGrow tennis team knocked off The Notre Dame wrestling (11-4) w ill probably get the Northwestern 6-3 to snap a team will compete in the number two seed as will three match losing streak and NCAA West Regionals on senior Tom Salvino (13-11) at get some momentum as they Saturday at Cedar Falls Iowa. 190. head into a tough week of ac­ “ It’s a possible two team “(The scedings) are based tion. race,” said Irish coach Fran upon who you’ve competed The Irish took five of six sin­ McCann. against, who you’ve beaten, ” gles matches and cruised the A balanced Notre Dame explained McCann. “The first rest of the way as they climbed squad (6-5 in dual meets) and criteria for seed is head-to- back to the .500 m ark at 4-4. host Northern Iowa (ranked head competition.” Sophomore Terri Vitale was tenth) would appear to be The rest of the Irish lineup, the only loser in singles action, head and shoulders above the seeded three or four, is filled falling to the Wildcats Joanna rest. Northern Iowa lost to with potential. Even Feria. fifteenth-ranked Purdue, a freshman Matt Beujon, “Terri had a tough, though team that narrowly escaped a unseeded at 134, could pull match,” commented Irish coach 19-18 win over ND a week an upset. Jay Louderback. “She was a ago. “He’s beaten the number hard g irl to play because she The NCAA finals, held one seed, but he lost to the got to every ball and never March 19-21, w ill take 20 kid who I think is going to be seemed to make a mistake.” wrestlers from each region. seeded number four,” said The rest of the singles First-place finishers receive McCann. “ But he’s capable of matches went Notre Dame’s automatic bids, while about beating anybody in that way, however. Melissa Harris, 9(Tpercent of second-place weight class.” Laura Schwab, Christy finishers will qualify. Also, Soehnlen lost to the Faustman, Lisa Tholen and Ann The other spots could be number one seed by only one Bradshaw all posted wins to filled by a third wrestler in a point. give the Irish a lead they would particularly strong level. In never relinquish. the West region, McCann sees “Going into this tournament, With wins in the first two 118 as the weakest, while 142 it’s such a mental thing right doubles matches, the Wildcats and 158 have more depth. now,” explained McCann. tried to claw their way back, Irish jun ior Jamie Boyd (16-6- “The teams that are usually but even a sweep of all three 2) could sneak in at 142 with successful are the ones matches wouldn’t have been a solid performance, while finishing strong. 1 feel really enough to overcome the early The Observer/John Rock Emil Soehnlen (13-14-1) good because we finished the Irish lead. Freshman Laura Schwab blasts a backhand past her Tennessee would need an upset to season strong.” opponent. Indiana visits Notre Dame tomorrow morning at 10. advance at 158. The team hopes to ride the Louderback shuffled Notre Nortwestern’s Amy Heath and garded Tennessee and Seniors Chuck Weaver momentum of a successful Dame’s doubles lineups and he Joanna Feria in the final match Kentucky, the Irish are eager to (ranked 18th) and Marcus season’s end and have a good believes that the new combina­ to give the Irish the final 6-3 knock off a top-ranked team. Gowens (13th) are both fa­ week at practice. tions will pay off in the future. margin. “Indiana will be a good match vorites to return to their “It's a long season, it’s a “We switched the doubles “We needed a win," for us,” Louderback noted. hometown of Oklahoma City grueling season, it’s a tough teams and I think the combina­ Louderback said. “ We’ve been “They’ll probably be ranked for the finals. Although the season, and we’re really tions will be alright,” he com­ so close all year, it’s good to get number 10 or 11 in the next matches are still not set, the healthy, and mentally we re in mented. a win over a good team." poll and we've been playing “pre-seeds" will likely place good shape,” said McCann. They worked well enough Another good team is on the well. We have nothing to lose Chuck Weaver as the number “I'm looking forward to it and against the Wildcats. Although way this Saturday. against them, so we’re just go­ one heavyweight. I know the seniors are. All of the teams of Faustman and Indiana visits on Saturday, ing to battle hard.” Marcus Gowens should be them have a good shot at the Tholen and Eniko Bende and giving the Irish another chance The Irish also face a tough second at 126, behind nationals, and for some of Schwab lost their matches, to show off against one of the spring break schedule, which Marquette’s Mike Pasdo, who them, it w ill be their first Katie Clark and Kristy Doran nation’s best teams. sends them south to Clemson beat Gowens at the National time." were able to knock off After losses to highly-re­ and South Carolina next week. Men’s tennis team streaks into HEB tourney

shouldn’t look to the second hard for balls on Wednesday,” By ROLANDO DE AGUIAR coach Bob Bayliss’ squad will seeded first in the 16-team round. Though the Irish have said Bayliss. “ He has gotten Sports Writer be playing tennis, while enjoy­ tourney, Bayliss is wary of the ing the spring weather of team’s position as favorites. been stellar throughout the in­ better every day." The Irish have reason to be Like large numbers of other southern Texas. door season, the match marks nostalgic about this tourna­ Notre Dame students, the tenth- The H.E.B. College “These teams are putting a the team’s first outdoor compe­ ment. The team’s performance ranked Irish men’s tennis team Championships in Corpus target on us now,” said Bayliss, tition of 1992. at the H.E.B. Championships w ill head to the Gulf of Mexico Christi, Texas will mark the be­ whose team is 8-1 in dual “These warm days have really been a godsend,” said Bayliss. has been a stepping stone for this weekend. ginning of Notre Dame’s out­ match play this season. “But the Irish program in recent But rather than partying, door season. With his squad wins over a few top-20 teams “We are very lucky to have got­ would really solidify our rank­ ten a chance to play outdoors. years. ing.” Two seasons ago, the Irish The Irish face Florida State “ When you play outside, you defeated perennial power Texas today in first-round action. If realize that the ball really Christian, but were defeated in the Irish can defeat the moves around on you a lot more second-round play by Seminoles, the team w ill move than it does indoors,” he said. Pepperdine. But the team came A d d it io n a l Su m m e r Scho ol C ourse on to play either Texas A&M or “Though it’s tough for the back to down Duke, which held Colorado. But the Irish are not spectator to see, the movement a top-twenty ranking. In 1991, looking ahead to the Aggies, is very noticeable for the however, Bayliss’ team suffered " Creative Writing Fiction who are one of the top teams in player.” a setback. David DiLucia, Notre Dame’s ENGL 301W:01 l;30-2:30 MTWTF the Southwest Conference, or the Buffaloes, whom Notre number-one singles player, re­ “ Last year, we were worse Dame crushed in dual-match turns to action for the Irish than awful,” said Bayliss. “We | W . O ’ R ourke |------play in early February. after missing last week’s com­ played Alabama in our first “ We ju s t have to take these petition with a slight groin pull. outdoor match of the season, matches one at a time,” said The senior, ranked second na­ and it was ugly. The next day ^ A workshop devoted to the short-and Bayliss. “ We don’t know who tionally, practiced this week and we played Florida, and lost we’re going to play, so we really should be a factor in Corpus again. Hopefully, we can change can’t look ahead.” Christi. that pattern." shorter-forms of fiction writing. There will be Notre Dame probably “He (DiLucia) was running

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In the most recent series Padre...Lauderdale...Louisville... and have already notched 14 Number 13 North Carolina with the University of Seattle. Members of the Notre round trippers. Louisville has State and number 12 South Wisconsin-Madison, Indiana Dame community will be proven it can hit homeruns in Alabama have beaten the hitters knocked 11 balls out of trekking to cities like these for the past, leading the NCAA in Wildcats already this season. the park while batting an im­ spring break. that category last year with Kentucky is led catcher Billy pressive .491. Iloosicr pitchers If the last two don't sound like 125. Left Fielder Glenn Meyers Thompson batting .448 with have also been impressive in typical vacation spots to you, is leading the team offensively three doubles in 1992. The rest the opening games of the talk to the Notre Dame baseball with a .444 batting average, 14 of the Wildcats have a com­ season. Freshman Scott Mudd team because that’s where the RBls, and four homers. The bined batting average of .311. notched the win in a 25-5 blow Irish will spend their break. Irish better not forget about the Leading pitcher for Kentucky is out of UWM. This weekend, the Irish are Cardinals once they are on base Chris Michalak junior Mark Thompson (3-0, Defensively, the Irish bring a playing in the Big Four Classic because Louisville has stolen 20 1.08 ERA) while the remainder solid slate to Louisville. In the Allen who made his collegiate in Louisville, Kentucky. On bases so fa r this year alm ost of the staff has a 2.48 ERA. infield, the probable starters debut versus Army pitching Friday, Notre Dame (4-0) faces equaling last year’s season total After the first four game of will be Binkiewicz (IB), sopho­ four innings and allowing six Louisville (4-4) for the first of 35. the season, Notre Dame boasts more Greg Layson and fresh­ hits and three earned runs. time. Saturday’s meeting with Battling the Cardinal lineup five batters hitting over .300. man Robby Birk (2B), senior Junior pitching ace Pat Leahy Kentucky (7-2) will also be an­ will be a proven Notre Dame Leahy leads the team at .600 Craig Counsell (SS), Mee (3B), will face Indiana with a 1-0 other first, but the Indiana pitching staff. Junior Chris with senior Joe Binkiewicz and either freshman Bob Lisanti record and a 0.00 ERA. Leahy game represents a series of 62 Michalak is the probable starter (.357, 3 RBls), senior Cory Mec or sophomore Matt Haas will be shut out Memphis State last games with the Irish holding a for the Louisville game. The (.333, 4 RBls), junior Eric behind the plate. In the outfield, weekend. For the championship 33-29 advantage. Last time the lefty (0.00 ERA) is 1-0 with a Danapilis (.333, 4 RBls), and probable starters will be game on Sunday, junior Al teams met was for a two-game win over Army in the season ju n io r Dan Bautch (.333) not far fresh man Steve Vcrduzco in Walania (1-0, 13.50 ERA) will series in 1989 which the opener. Slated to start against behind. left, Bautch in center, and be on the hill if the Irish ad­ Hoosiers and the Irish split. the Wildcats is freshman Craig Indiana has been an offensive Danapalis in right. vance to the finals. Ellis to compete in Dunk Contest Irish hockey visits balmy Special to the Observer only sports program where the of Arkansas; Tony Bennett of viewers will actually Wisconsin-Green Bay; Walt Alaska for spring break For the first time in women’s determine the Slam Dunk Williams of Maryland and Tom college basketball history, champion. A panel of on-site Gugliotta of North Carolina Observer Staff Report squad in the opening matchup. eight of the best senior players judges will narrow the eight State. The winner will play the in the country will compete in Slam Dunk contestants to two. The Slam Dunkers The Notre Dame hockey team Alaska-Anchorage-Air Force a three-point shooting contest During the Men’s and Women's participating this year include travels to the icy city of victor in the finals on Saturday. as part of the Fourth Annual Three-Point Shooting Notre Dame’s LaPhonso Ellis; Fairbanks, Alaska this weekend Alaska-Anchorage has been College Basketball Slam Dunk Championships, viewers will Wyoming’s Reginald Slater to participate in the NCAA ranked as high as fifth in the and Three-Point Shooting vote for one of the two Slam and Evcrick Sullivan of Division I Independent country this season, but has Championship to be held Dunk finalists by calling a Louisville. Tournament. suffered a recent slump. The Sunday, A pril 5 at University of special telephone number. The women competing in It’s a sort of homecoming for Seawolvcs, nonetheless, have Minnesota’s Williams Arena. The winner w ill be announced their Three-Point Contest in­ Irish coach Ric Schafer. Schafer compiled an impressive 19-7-1 The event will also include the at the end of the broadcast. clude Lynda Kukla of le ft as an a ssistant coach at record this season. traditional Men’s Slam Dunk Shooting in the Men’s Three- Valparaiso; Julie Jones of Notre Dame in 1980, to become It was Alaska-Anchorage who and Three-Point Shooting Point Championship will be Richmond; Kim Gilchrist of the founder and head coach of knocked Notre Dame out of the Contests. Christian Lacttner of Duke; Mississippi and Wendy Davis the Alaska-Fairbanks hockey tourney last year. The This championship is the Todd Day and Lee Mayberry of Connecticut. program. Schafer built the Seawolves whipped the Irish Nanooks up, and had them 10-2 in the finals, and headed competing with the nation’s off for the NCAA tournament. Villanova next test for Irish lacrosse best squads. In the 1984-85 To get to the Seawolves, the season, Schafer’s squad upset Irish beat Alaska-Fairbanks in Observer Staff Report Goalies Chris Parent and Ryan Princeton, Ohio State, and beat a thriller. Winger Lou Zadra Jewell split time in the season Notre Dame twice. scored twice to lead Notre The Notre Dame lacrosse opener, and both looked im­ This trip w ill pit Schafer’s Dame to a 4-3 win over the team heads to Pennsylvania for pressive. The defense must con­ Irish (11-17-1) against his old Nanooks. Saturday’s Lacrosse Classic to tinue its strong play against face Villanova. Villanova, a team which scored SPORTS BRIEFS The Irish will look to notch eleven goals in its season open­ their second win of the season, ing win over Michigan State. ■Sportsbriefs are accepted in writing during business the first being a 23-4 victory Senior Mike Sullivan and hours Sunday through Friday at the Observer office on the third over St. Bonaventure. sophomore Randy Colley will floor of LaFortune. Please submit your brief, your name, your Standing in the way of an head the Irish offensive attack. telephone number, and the dates the brief is to run. Irish win will be both a solid The pair accounted for seven of Villanova squad, and history. the goals in the St. Bonaventure ■The Observer is looking for Saint Mary’s sports writers. The Irish have lost the past game, and tallied a combined Anyone interested in covering Saint Mary’s sports for The three years to the Wildcats, and eight assists. Observer should contact the Saint Mary’s Sports Editor, Nicole will be facing a team consid­ Notre Dame coach Kevin McGrath, at The Observer office or at 284-5415. ered one of the nation’s finest. Corrigan feels his team has the ■ Off Campus Lacrosse is looking for new players. Villanova topped Notre Dame talent to beat the Wildcats. Anyone interested in playing should contact Jim Mahoney as 15-9 last season behind Rick “Villanova is a very good soon as possible at 289-7736. Bontatibus’ three goals and Mike Sullivan team, and we have not beaten three assists. He w ill again be them in three years,’’ said ■ ND/SMC Women’s Lacrosse is starting practice on the centerpiece of the Wildcat The Irish will counter with a Corrigan. “They’re a top-20 Wednesday, March 18. Practice will run Sundays through attack, but he will be aided by defense led by Ed Lamb, who caliber team and we arc ca­ Fridays from 4-6 pm and will be held outside next to the Angela the play of Sean Haggerty and totalled eight ground balls in pable of winning. It’s time to Athletic Facility at Saint Mary’s. All new members welcome. Jason Foote. the w in over St. Bonaventure. step up and do it.” Any questions, call Jennifer at 284-5341.

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NICOLE McGRATH Irish basketball seek NCAA bids

And Now a Word From. . Blue Demons,Purple Aces await Irish invasion

By JENNIFER MARTEN Spring sports Sports Writer

underway at This is it The Notre Dame men’s basketball team is down to Saint Mary's the wire. Two games remain on the schedule, DePaul and Evansville, both are over break and both are away. Welcome to the sports shop. The Irish (14-12) meet the Blue Demons on Saturday in Sports this spring at Saint Mary’s should Chicago and take on the Purple Aces on Monday, March prove to be filled with performances that will 9. leave fans’ jaws gaping. In order for Notre Dame to get the tournament bid Take a look at some of the tennis players that everyone had been clam oring about recently, the who will be taking a shot at the Saint Mary's Irish must have a successful weekend. Hall of Fame. This hall will not be filled with “ We have to have success,” said Notre Dame coach trophies. It will be filled with never before seen John MacLeod at a press conference yesterday. “ 1 don’t sports moments provided by the Belles. know whether we w ill need to win both games or if a A shoe-in for the tennis showcase, Ellen split will do it. If we’re 14-14, that’s probably not going Mayer will shine if she lives up to last year’s to help our chances. I don’t think the NCAA selection games in her senior year. team takes a team at .500.” Mayer has played in the top-three spots at The Blue Demons were defeated 74-69 in their last Saint Mary’s all four years of her tennis career. effort against Notre Dame on January 29. Since that As co-captain, Mayer is ranked #35 in Division game, DePaul has played flawless basketball going III singles, a division which includes over 230 undefeated until Marquette beat them last week. With teams. senior forward David Booth and junior forward Curtis Never before has Saint Mary’s had a woman Price back from injuries, the DePaul lineup is one to nationally-ranked in the singles category. reckon with. Also, freshman Howard Nathan has been Not to be overlooked, Marie Koscielski will be a suprise for the Blue Demons. joining Mayer this year as her co-captain and “I think the DePaul that we will see Saturday night doubles cohort. Koscielski has also played in w ill be the DePaul that beat Florida State, the DePaul The Observer/Andrew McCloskey the top-three spots her four years at Saint that has been on a tremendous tear since the 29th of January,” said MacLeod. “He (Nathan) is really Keith Tower shoots over a Michigan defender. The senior center will Mary’s. play his final regular season game Monday at Evansville. “Marie is what I call a classic tennis player,” explosive. I’ve been watching him since the last time said SMC tennis coach Dr. Jo-Ann Nester. we played and he’s really putting up some numbers. The rivalry between DePaul and Notre Dame has been intense “Ellen has had everything fall in place for her Booth is the kind of guy who can score just about any over the year. This w ill be the 85th meeting of these teams with games.” time he wants. If it’s not there, he can make it (a play Notre Dame leading the series 47-37, but the Blue Demons have Teammate Natalie Kloepfer describes the for himselfl. Not everyone can do that. won four of the last six contests. exciting duo as great friends who complement “ Defensively, the entire DePaul team causes all kinds The last game of the season is against Evansville on Monday. each other on the court. While Koscielski is of problems for us. I remember the last time we played The game could prove very important if the Irish lose to DePaul seen as “ quick as a bullet,” Mayer steps onto them, we had a difficult time running our offense.” see HOOPS/page 14 the court looking deceptively mellow. But it soon dawns on opposing players how dominating Mayer truly is. Women close season against Old Dominion “We will be really strong if we stay healthy,” By RENE FERRAN conference’s first-ever automatic bid to the NCAA’s. Dr. Nester said about the upcoming season, but Associate Sports Editor “We have the same feeling going into the (MCC) tournament as the Belles’ success w ill also need boosting from last year,” said sophomore Sherri Orlosky, “but I think this year, the fans. Amazingly enough, the Notre Dame women’s we’ll be more focused and intense, knowing we can get an She stressed that students could show their basketball team finds itself in a better position this automatic bid.” support by coming out for a couple of matches. year than last year for an NCAA bid. But first, Notre Dame (11-15, 8-4) closes out its regular season After all, what good is a sports hall of fame is In 1991, the Irish entered the last week of the season tomorrow night at Old Dominion (15-10). This is the fifth nobody comes to ooh and aah the prized with a 20-5 record, the 22nd position in the Associated meeting in the series, with the Monarchs holding a 3-1 edge. “ trophies" that Saint M ary’s showcases? Press rankings, and yet no guarantees for a berth in However, that one Irish victory came last year, as they held off The tennis team’s season starts out at Hilton the 48-team NCAA tournament. a late Old Dominion rally to pull out a 70-58 victory. Head Island, South Carolina. And when Notre Dame was upset by Dayton in the The Monarchs return three starters from last season, in- They will be playing Sunday March 8th next-to-lasl game of the regular season, its dreams of a eluding the team’s leading scorer and rebounder, sophomore Guilford College at 8 a.m., Monday March 9th bid were effectively shattered. Celeste Hill (19.6 ppg, 10.2 rpg, 3.5 steals). Hill is joined in the Bryn Mawr College at noon and Ursinus But this season, when the Irish w ill have to win their frontcourt by juniors Michele Reynolds (6.8, 3.7) and Stephanie College at 7 p.m. last four games just to reach the .500 mark overall, Gilmore (6.4, 5.8). They then go on to play Tuesday March 10th they know that such a run will sweep them into the big The starting backcourt is comprised of junior Pam Huntley the University of Evansville at 8 a.m., dance. (10.3, 3.6, .390 three-point shooting) and sophomore Deanna Wednesday March 11th Barton College at 4 W ith three victories at the MCC Tournament next Vandcr Plas (8.7, 1.8). p.m. and Thursday March 12th Swarthmore weekend in Cincinnati, Notre Dame will capture the After the Irish return from Norfolk, Va., they will have five College at 8 a.m. ( Not all of us get to sleep in days to prepare for the first round on Spring Break.) of the MCC Championships. Their Finally the team will wrap up with a game first round opponent was against Haverford College at 8 a.m.; as well as unknown at press time, although another game against a team just added to the as the number-two seed, they w ill contest. face either Detroit Mercy or The tennis team “raises their rackets” at Evansville. , Saint Mary’s beginning on March 21st against Notre Dame swept the season Albion College at 3 p.m. * series from both the Titans (86-70 in Detroit; 66-58 at the ACC) and And you thought that only the major leagues the Aces (78-62 at ND; 79-65 in had their exhibition games down in Florida? Evansville). Senior Margaret Saint Mary's softball team will be heading to Nowlin (16.6 ppg, 9.0 rpg) led the Fort Myers, Florida to participate in a tourney Irish in scoring in both games including Aquinas College, Bryant College, against Evansville and their first North Woods Institute, Marion College, Gannon meeting against Detroit. College and Rockford College. Their first home Orlosky (7.8 ppg) scored 20 game is on March 20th against Butler . points to lead Notre Dame in its eight-point victory two weeks ago INSIDE SPORTS over the Titans. Orlosky has come on strong of late for the Irish, Wrestlers open tourney action averaging more than 10 points per see page 13 game and shooting 56 percent from the field in their last six games. Hockey travels to Alaska Only top-seed Xavier and Notre see page 14 Dame have clinched their seedings at the MCC tournev. The rest of . O ^ eu TMe,0bS!T /R,GT SchWar'Z. ™ ,>e seedings will be determined Globetrotters visit JACC Point guard Kara Leary drives past a Butler defender. She will lead the Irish against Old , , . “ , .. Dominion or Saturday as a tune up for the MCC tournament, which begins next weekend in see page 12 Cincinnati.