Dorm 16 Update Senate Platforms 111 The best of both worlds. Vote on April 4" and 5 in the Rotunda.

BRVANT COLLEGE BOX 1 SMITHfiELD. R.I. 0291l VOLUME Sl NUMBER l Directo of Senate Votes Residence Down Ri 9 Lif opo al Drew Polinsky Therefore it was agreed upon 10 Archway SlaJfWritt r leave the newspaper vending machines alone. Announced The student senate voted down a In response to Jostens request as proposal this past Wednesday, by to be the offICial Bryant College Milre Chagros an 18 to 3 margin, that would have ring dealer, Franks stated the Archway SlajJWriler allowed JOSlens and Artcarved to following: "It would be possible if havea one week sale in theROlunda. that's what students wanted. But After conducting a nationwide search. a college At the last senate meeting, a they would have to go through a search committee has announced that RobertE. Sloss, representative from the Iostens ring bidding process." i assistant director ofresidence life, willreplaceBemard corporation ~uested that she be Before the senators voted on the cB Blumenthal as the director ofresidence life. Blumenthal allowed to sell nngs in the Rotunda. issue, an Artcarved representative :~ resigned in January to go into private business. Sloss, She initiated the issue by claiming indicated the following: "We are ~ the assistant director inc August of 1985, has been that Jostens ring sales have nm here to have warwith each other ~ the acting director since Bernie left Sloss was chosen plummeted due to the booksrore or to beal each other op.ifyou want t oul of 80 appiicants. He bad worked previously as a location in the Bryant Center. to bave a one weeksale, that's more residence director atboth The Rhode Island School of "Oneofthe reasons fDI' the BryanL than adequately fair." A Jostens Design and Keene Stale College in Keene. NH. The Center being built, was 10 move representative was unavailable to ""­ -­ - -­ ...... ----­ ____---1

To the Editor: the end of October. 0 wonder it was a players at that time belonged to the stepped forward to make an effort to A recent attack on the effectiveness of month late coming back from the assistant basketball , Leon Dru~ 1 recHfy this problem. We hope this action Leon Drury as Athletic Director of Bryant printer's! Who was responsible for who received very little credit for his shows that athletics deserve recognition College has caused grea t dismay among handing it in a month la 1 efforts on this front. from within first before we can expect many members of tile 2. Wfi enever a referee is needed, an We also learned from Coach Folliard recognition outwardly. Bryant communi ty. We have, therefore, "order" is called in. Whose fault is it if that the birth of the Northeast 10 Itisnotonly the attitudes at the topthat taken it upon ourselves to research the there is a no-show? conference came aboutasa result oEfour will help us grow here at Bryant but our allegations made and would like to share 3. Soccer balls were needed, so they college athletic departments, Bryant own. once a basketball coach is hired, ourl indings with your readers. were ordered. When they came in, the being one of them. Coach Foniard went our athleticdepartment will still number 1. There was an example referred to quality was not satisfactory, SO they were on to say how coach Drury played an five because the assistance basketball regarding outdated amphlet!> sent back. Was there any other choice? extremely important role in nlaldng the coach job will then become part-time. c ncemingth Brya 's m 4. We contacted our fonner basketball Northeast 10 Confe ence a reality. AtJeast80%oftheBryantstudentbod and who was supposedly to blame. We coach, Tom Folliard, who is now the 5. Trying to compare the athletic utilizes our athletic fadlitl . Our n s learned that the original deadline given head coach at the Florida Institute of department of Bentley College to the are not only for a great classroom formaterial to go to press for the sJ5e<:.ial Technology. Itistrue that Coach Folliard atnletic deparbnent of Bryant College is education but also for the best athletic issue was the end of September. The had a goochecord,butletusnotoverlook like comparing apples to oranges. In staffand fadli ty wecould possibly have. material was actually not turned in until the fact that the basketball schedule checkingwith Bentley wefound tIlat ey Let's all pull togetherasa team and work _ __~______.. during his reign have 191uli-time people in their athletic together in that direction. After all, we I"" was much de~rbnen t. Bryant, n the other hand, feel we have the best foundation there is employs five fuD-time ~pl e. We feel to start with. thatanaffront direc ted atCoach Druryin In dosmg, we would Iik to thank that this regard is totany unjustified. He has IIfoundation" - A THEARCHWAY ~Jgt11; performed his d uties as weD as anyone Mr. Leon Drury, Athletic Director _ , such teams as could have under the circumstances. Mr. Bob RealI, Director of Intramurals ~:-:-:"~~~~=~-~~~-~__==~~ __~~~-! Nasson College, Wewouldliketocommend our College Mr. John Gillooly, Director of Sports BRYANT COLLEGE BOX 7 SMlTIIFIELD RJ.02917 B a r r i n g to n President and the Board of Trustees ror Infonnation Edltor-iD-Chlef ... _ ...... Melissa Wood College a nd finally recognizing the need for full­ Mr. Michael McGuinn, Assistant Managing Editor ...... Drew Polinsky Gordan College. time athletic director and a full-time Basketball Coach AssocIate Editor ...... _ ...... Sarnh DalPian The m alO basketball coach. A "six straight year" Mr. Charlie Mandeville, Athletic BlUlness ...... ChaN Mani r esponsib ili ty lo~ basketball season shows that Trainer & Equipment Manager Features Editor ...... Usa Antorunich for recruiting athletics have not been a priori ty here at The 1988-1 989 Basketball Cheerleaders News Editor ...... Vaccanl good basketban Bryant; yet, the administration has now Sports Editor ...... Mark: Plihcik: Pbotogr..,hy EdItor ...... Michael Boyd Production Manager ...... _ ...... _ ...... Michael Calleia Copy Editor...... _ ...... Cindy PerOOeau dvertklng S.Jes Manaca" ...... _ ...... Kristie Panico AdvtrtlslDi Production MIUIIIfI r .. _...... _ ...... David Saxon Art Director ...... _...... Andrea Duda Typesetting Inat ...... Tim Cowan

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Prior: to the 30' s IDtertwined with exposure to the hlleral Ex-President Reagan, who pnce called Oliver [James Robinson, Bryant's Vice a college education was generally accepted arts; that is, the two types of education Nonh a "national hero," objects President for Academic Affairs. in an to mean a four year IibemJ arts program. But ought to be taken togetba throughout to testifying for him. Without further support, ARCHWAY articleofMarch 2nd,gave his the exigencies oC me depression saw the rise the four year educational process. Sound North's March 24 olaim that the views on lhemeaning ofBryant's pursUil ofprofessional business schools (likeBryant familiar? It ought to, it's what Bryant testimony is necessary isn'tstrongenougb tojustify ofaccreditation by the AmericanAssembly in those years) offering 1 to 2 year degree had before our recent "educational thecoun'sgrappling , of Colleges and Schools of Business programs. Theseschools, with lowertuitions reform". The AACSB. because its with the "serious constitutional issues" involved, (AACSB). His views were Wlderstandably and direct applicability to the business world. slandards simply mimic the outdated says a document filed positive, an attempt 10 associate AACSB becamea threatto4 year liberal arts schools; structure ofthe 1930's, forced this step yesterday by Reagan lawyer Theodore Olson. with a broader effort "to enhance Ibe draining them ofsLUdentsand, consequently, backwards for Bryant. character of Lbe College". The Bryant revenues. Paradoxically, however, because the NO FEDERAL TAKEOVER ON SPll..L: Faculty Federation (BFF) submits that To compete, the liberal arts coUeges and faculty. and not the AACSB absorbed The White House dashed hopes yesterday of a those views are aL best controversial; that state universitiesscrunced down Lbeir4 year administration, controlled the federal takeover of cleanup the AACSB accreditation process has program into2,cal1ingit"generaleducaLionu. "curriculum refonn" process at Bryant, efforts in the USA's worst oil spill. Transportation. narrowed Bryant's character, dangerously This allowed the last two years to be devoted we did ~et. through thenew five course Secretary Samuel Skinner, cutting it adrift from its historical mission, to "professional education"; making them humaruties program, to keep part ofthe in Valdez, Alaska, reported to President Bush thaL forcing it to engage in practices that some competitive with stand alone business liberal arts in the last two years of the the situation was "more may conclude constitute fraud. The BFF schools, giving those olleges and curriculum. Dr. Robinson would have positive than they might have believed." (From the has no official position on AACSB Wliversities an added value in the competitive us believe that this amounts to a net US A TODAY News section.) accreditation' it does feel however, that arena gain in liberal arts courses; it is not, the all sides of the issue should be openly Contemporary academic debate bas net effec is that there is the same ratio ECONOMY SLOWING DOWN: discussed. The following is the third of concluded that the 2 and 2 model has fai led. ofliberal arts to professional courses as Evidence m unts that theeconomy slowed last several articles offered to the Bryant Failed because it shaJply separates the two there was in the old curriculum. month. and if the cooler pace community in the interest f this open fonn of education (liberal arts and Well, ifthe AACSB was not a high continues, inflation co!1ld ease by early 1990. The discussion.] professional) and compounds the error by priority with parents, students. and index of leading indicators, In his ARCHWAY article of March 2, neglecring to demonsLrate and reinforce the employers; and. it it forces us to twist a gauge of fu ture economic strength, fell 0.3 % in 1989. V.P. Robinson points to AACSB relevance of JjberaJ arts to an applied our curriculum into an outdated , February from January · fIrst dictated urriculum changes at Bryant as profession like bu iness. The r ull IS that ineffective structure, then where are decline since September. Sales of new homes pro iding for a "logical sequence" if arts business schools, in particular, have been the benefits of AACSB accreditation? plunged 9.4% in February from and sciences are professional courses, the accused turning ut graduates who are less Vice President Robinson ~sited better January. (From the US A TODAY News section.) tired 2 and 2 plan, so-caI1ed because the sensitive to the human side of the workplace, leaching as a benefit. Let s explore this first two years of afour year curriculum less aware of the political. social, and broader proposition next week. ALCOHOL STANDARDS MAYBE LOWER: are set aside for Lbe liberal arts and the last economic dimensions ofprofessional life. S veral states are trying to keep more drunken two for professionalcourses. This slruCture One obvious conclusion is that drivers off the road by reducing the amountofalcohol motorists can legally have in their blood. California, l lfinois, Minnesota, Nonh Carolina and Rhode Island have Dar 6 Updat introduced legislation to reduce the aUowab e blood alcohol content, or BAC, from .10%to .08%. (From the US A TODAY News Michael Calleia dorm 16 with the the option to stay in their Also, each suit'sbathroom has two sinks, section.) Archway StaffWriler original group or break up and fonn a new and two showers. group. There are also four handicapped suites MOST APPLElUICESOK: Donn 16, which will house a Ii uleover Donn 16 will give students a wider variety on the main floor. These will be the only 300 tudents, is on chedule for Most apple juices contain only very low levels of ofho . ng choices. Itwill also also combine suites with fIre doors. The doors will Alar, says a comp don. the of freshmen dorms and adjoin the ui and act as alternate much-anticipated Consumer Reports soody out A ooimg Les ICC· t W ood. SUIte lmng. 1be new dorm \Ir ill be P exits. today. Some have no etectable of swdent affairs, the weather this past mostly of eight person sWleS with two six The common room and bath rooms are ear has helped in keepin on schedule. amounts. Butat)eastS brands have what Consumer person suites on the top fl r and seven nine sligbdy larger than the ones indonnitory rts(it) (l'O)considers Due to the lack students signing up for person suileS. The nine person suileS will village. Furniture in these rooms will be dorm 16. ResidoTlCC Life said ye.s.t.e:rday unacceptablr. high levelsofAJar. a growth regulator ha e a room far requested aiples which will similar to that.in the current suits. used primarily on red they are still be at: ptmg req IS for the make life in a tnple more !.han bearable. Dorm 16 will also feature a front desk apples. Lady Lee, Hudson Pride, Waldbaum's, dorm. Ifthe dorm is not fi lled, then suites since the the rooms are ten feet longer than for added security. This will make 16 in dorms 1-13 which havenotbeensquaued Pathmark, Pathmark Natural Style regular rooms. Bedrooms in dorm 16 are safer than dorms 1-13,according to Bob had highest levels. will be assigned according to scan about nine feet by 20 feel, slightly larger Sloss, Director of Residence Life . numbers. All who are left will be placed in than the rooms in the dormitory village. TRASH TV OK WITH THE PUBLIC: Trash TV and lower standards may plague the airwaves, but it doesn't bother . p the public, says a survey released yesterday by the CIAL Television Information .9lrcfiway Office. The 30th nO/Roper"America' s Watching'· TV survey reveals thaL only 21% 1 of the 2,000 people polled descri 'Edict: bed TV as being in "bad taste." That's Saturday May 6 marks the ninth consecutive as necessary to meet the needs of the' year aL Bryant Colleges bosts the Northern Rhode menial and physical limilations. down from 24% in 1986 and 29% in 1982. 1. ArchUXlY Writers' Meet­Island Special Olympics. We're looking for you!! ! VOLUNTEER!!! Share your spirit sports, yourself, and the victory!!! The Copyright 989, USA TODAY/Apple College ings take place every Mon­ WeoeedvolWlteers 10makethis day aSUCCESSIJ Information Network. day at 4:30pm in The Arch­pecial Olympics is a program that gives Olympians set high goals for themselv and need you belp to achieve them. yo TWYoffice. All arewelcome children and adults with menial retardation a chance to reacb their full potential through spiritcan help them gain sel confidence anl(J..------I to attend. partiCipation in sports and recreation programs. self respect There's no betteT feeling than These athletes have been preparing for this all being a part of an athlete's victory and is important to Special Olympics and we want you! ! 2. Archway Editorial Board year long, they partidpate in sports training, making a new friendship. Volunteer applications are availableeverywhere you look: Info. Desk,library, senate, game room, Meetings take place every physical fi tness, and athletic competition. the There are many different kinds of volunteers and we want your suppon any and your mail box! Sign up today and get involved Thursday at 6:30 in program was founded on the belief that people night with mental retardation can, with properinstruction way you can give it! Maybe you couId help in supponing SPECIAL people on the m st The Archway office. and encouragement, learn. enjoy and benefIt from make signs, raise funds, coach athletes or exhilarating day for both you and the olympians!! participation in individual and team ~ , adapted even cheer on the sidelines. Every volunteer 3. All submissions includ ­ ing Greek N ws and Let­ ters to the Edi tor must be Nurse Practi,oner Eases St dent Fears received by Monday at 4pm.

Robyn C. Brown A: I do a Hale bit of everything. Family Peace Corp. As part of the Peace COIP, 1 wenllO 4. All writtenmaterial must Archway StajJWriter Nurse Practitioners have expertise in Africa for a lit1le while to do healthcare there. At be typed, doub le spaced, counseling as well as diagnosing problems Penn State, as pan of my clinicai practice, I worked and include an accurate I recently had me opportunity to chat with and performing pbysical exams. I like to sit in Appalachia. Tennessee. It was called word count, writer's name Donna Tause, who is the newest Family Nurse down and talkabout itto make Ihe student feel "MOUNTAIN HEALm SERVICE." I worked and phone number. Practitioner here at Bryant She started bere in heuer. The students here need to feel control with a nurse who was both a midwife and a family September, 1'988, and is a very ambitious and over any physical symptom that may arise. practitioner. We would both travel between 3 dedicated person. Q: Can you tdI me a litde about your clinics in the mountains and practice healtbcare. 5. Personals must be writ­ Q: How bastheroleofFamily Nurse Practitioner background? This was in 1978. I graduated in 1980 from Penn ten on a Personals Form, here come about? No I currendy also work for Planned Stale. available at the Bryant No So mucb espisodic health care is needed ParenthoodofRhode Island andRbode Island Q: What are your future plans? Center Information Desk. ~MB~L My~peruxisin~~~th SchoolofDesign health services for wamen's No Iwould likeIOcantinueservicingthe students health C3e. I have a bachelor's degree ill here M Bryant and expand the services tball am AnyPenona1snotsubmit­ aRt and 10 many studenIs don't have 10 go to emapIIC)' rooms a: hclspitah This is what we aarsiBa from Nartheasaem University in doing now. I would abo lib10 continue wukin, ted on the PenooaIsForm IreeducIIed todo. Epitodic beaIIh CII'C is short BOIImlIlld a mas&a"s depee • a PMUIy for PI.nned ParaIIhood. My IIours here are wiD bediacanled. p~ ...... )IIObIemI- bIoacbilil.eariDfec..... NtnePlaclilQlerflaDPeanSllleUnivasity. TuesdIys. 12:3(). 4:30. Wednesdays 8:30- 12:30. ... are pidled up eft!)' ...... _.___•...... CM8pot"Ws PriarIO...... SUIe.lbavecloao.1oI aaclTbundl,.8:3().I2:30. PIeaIe SlOp C k:csfar ...... · QI"'..",.,.....mtes_ 1...iIl .... aIways __IO...... :t;= . T I tv. UJ.a .).-7w...,...' . •.

. ,. 4 THE ARCHWAY FE~TU ES FRIDAY, MARCH 31,1989 The Stat~ of the he Ar · A .....azing Amerlc n · Economy: By xt em y

By Stephanie Brush civil libertarians in several other distinguish between Telephone Washington Post Writers Group states. a) The ring of Lisa Teasdale's 4 Area extremely cute brother, with the by Michael Cain Scolt Baio, and the list goes on and • (1t violates Section of 7 of My father used to let the the Statue Code; "Invading the freckles and Italian sportscar. on. Privacy of Incurably Annoying b) The ring of just about any cute Economists and people of all TheUnited States is experiencing telephone ring for hours at a time, witl10ut ever picking it up. And People.'') boy processing an Italian~ . walks oflife are worried about the one of its greatest economic national debt. the tradedeficit. rising when someone would finally Now,all you have todo, after you c) Someone from Time-Life recoveries due to the 900 number have plunked down you monthly Books wanting to seU our parents a interest rates, inflation and the explosion. For only $2 the fitSt scream, "WHY DON'T YOU ANSWERTHAT?"he would say , service charge. is devote your free fourteen-part Science series on "Tbe impending recession. I,onthe other minute and 45 cenlS each additional "It may be someone calling." evenings to memorizing the phone Arm: An Amazing Extremity." band, am an optimist that believes minute, I can gain knowledge that entire family harbored this book and"flagging"alllhenumbers d) Someone from Time-Life Atnerica is leaping ahead of other cannot be found in the classroom. My counlries economically and socially. fear for many years and it was you think might be problematic. Books wanting to seUour parents a Calling thesenumbers for four years difficult to prove us wrong. ("Aha-" yoo say. "Joseph and sixteen-pan Military series about I evenconfmned it this weekend by is probably cheaper than attending wat.ching commercials on MrV. Mostof America caugbtup with Maria Kaplan, 42 Brookside La. I the Battle ofGettysbecg. Bryant George Bush says weare a us in the last few decades and has don't like the looks of that '732 e) Someone from the Time-Life How can our economy be in nation ofilliterates but he has yet to trouble when any American (law deployed sophisticated telephone­ exchange.") Books getting exactly what they consider our reading of the answering machines by the Or you can just sort of target deserve, when we blow a gym abiding or not) can just pick up the telephone keypad. billions: A sort of technological certain area codes; say, "406. The whistle into the receiver. phoneanddiall-900-Bobby Brown. I Ihought I would try on of these He's going to tell every callerabout Maginot Line has bee erected state ofMontana. Looks bad to me." I think isshouldbethe stated goal numbers so I called 1-900­ between the call-er and call-ee. It Suddenly you are in thrilling total ofthe phone company, therefore, to his latest tour and the secrets that Nostrodarnus. I discovered that spealcs to this need: Americawants control of your private life again f urnish important dating are dear to his heart. I can even dial since I was born under the moons of to know that ifRas Been Called. It and, in the privacy of the sanctity of information to women of all ages 1-900-898-RAPS. I can hear the Jupiter that my fIrSt child will be a does not necessarily wan to take it the autonomy ofyourown study or (as opposed to a lot ofimpressive­ low down on the latest way to Rap genius who will seek public office further than that living room, you can watch Ihe looking, but useless, "tracer"digits from the professionals in the Rap but fIrSt save a gerbil from certain And, just when you thought telephone beam from frantic digital that never did any good in all those industry. doom. Ofcourse, I had to sit through telephone didn't h.1ve enough signals out at you and turn around old detective movies,anyway). If I feel lonely I can call 1-900- all the other astrological signs before protective hardware auached to and "moon" it. Such as flashing the "ACfUAL Samantha Fox or 1-900-Debbie getting me to Capricorn (the goat). them to keep you from ever actually This device, of course, is HEIGHT'asopposed to the "stated Gibson. I can hear their advice on Afteranother ten minutes and some talkingtothe people who call yOt}­ completely redundant to anyone height" ofevery man who calls an relationships, dating and some of cosmic predictions abut Oprah's their newest songs. I could not get which is the single whole point of who has eva been a teen-age girl. eligible woman. (Why is every waistline there came a message from modern adult life in America-we thoseofus who were onceteen-age single man in America 5-feet 11­ lhatin any issueofBusiness Week. Nostrodamus himself over the And itdoes not stop there ... 1can now have a new screening girls spent the ages of 12-27 honing inches? thi s is a physical phone, "Call again, tomorrow." invention:A device called "Caller olU""telephone psychic capabilities" impossiblity.) call1-900-Teen USA,I-900-Margo is The American economy robust D."ltgives you a digital printout­ (a basic survival skill) so that we Orbctteryet,flashingthecaller's Adams, 1-900-M y Little Pony, 1- and willing toshow its creative spiriL while the phone is ringing-ofthe would recognize, just by the sound "AcruAL MARITAL STATUS" 900-GI JOES, 1-900-Supel'star to keep this country strong. That phone number ofthe person who is of the ring, the incoming calls if (Ho-ho-ho! Just kidding,guys! Just Barbie, 1-900-Boo Iovi, 1-900- caU 1 made only cost me $5.60. calling you. Even ifil's unlisted. people we desired to talk to. (And wanted to see if you were paying UFO' s ARE Here, 1-900 - People say America is on the The ideais to detercrankcallers. could yell out the words, "It's for attention!) Wresdemania, l -900-ALFLand,l- downfall, well I bet the Japanese It'salready in service in New Jersey me!!"with an amazing97.7 percem I wish I could take you phone 9OO-Richard Marx, I-9OO-Bambi don't have anything like this. and is being vigorously whined­ accuracy rate.) calls on this, but I just remembered Loves You (Visa or Mastercard 1still can'tbelieve Nostrodamus out a form of"wire tapping" by Within .4 seconds. we co uld that I'm not home. only , 1-900-The Soaps, 1-900- told me to call again tomorrow. as Psy~~o Skate, 1-900-Elvis Lives, 1-900- . imm , ­ Who needs college?

WilUalD E. Trueheart Executive Vice Pres·dent Bryant College

Robert E. Holmes Dean & Professor Col ege of Business James Madison University THE ARCHWAY FEATURES FRIDAY, MARCH 31,1989 5

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5 cups dry cereal (such as 1/3 cup margarine Oat Circles, Wheat 4 tsps. Worcestershire sauce Squares, Rice Squares, 1 tsp. celery flakes Puffed Corn Cereals) 1 tsp. onion ~er 2 cups pretzel sticks, broken 1/2 tap. garlic pc7M:Ier in half 1 cup peanuts or other nuts Combine dry cereals to make 5 cups, and add broken pretzel . . . . . sticks. . . 'CPS © 1989 Mark WeI1zmon In a saucepan, melt margarine and combine with 'M:>rcestershire " Which one's mine? /I sauce and seasonings. Toss with the cereals and add peanuts. Place in a shallow roasting pan. Bake at m o F. for 1 hour, stirring fNery 10 minutes. Yield: About 8 Cups Sodium Tip: The sodium content in this recipe can be reduced by using unsalted pretzel sticks, nuts and margarine.

Help Your Heart Recipes are from the Fourth Edition of the American Heart Association Cookbook. Copyright 1973, 1975, 1979, 1984 by the American Heart Association, Inc. Published by David McKay Company. Inc. (a Random, House, Inc. company).

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CONGRATULATIONS TO T ECl RS THE 1989 SPECIAL O LYM PI C S.

GAMES DIRECTO R Mike Narh11g

STUDENT SENATE LIASON AS ST. GAMBS DIRECTOR SPBCIAL OLYMPICS LI ASON J ennifer Ellert La ra Obenour Chris Hopkins

ADHIN~ STRAT I VB ASST . Lisa Sklenka

SUl' PORT SERVICES PUB L~ C LATIONS SPECI AL EVENTS RULES & COMPBTITION DIRBCTOR DIRECTOR DI RBCTOR DIRBCTOR No el Hamilton RUII Gasbarr o Robert Zelman Joanne O'ar en CHA IRPEOPLE

* HMUNI CATION • CO ­ HOSP:ITALI1'Y • AWARDS • CO-ATHLETICS Paul Benedet1:o Coll een Kenne y KeII! Russ Laurie uunde ll JeSSica Ham IiIr i an Kelly

• R GISTRATION • PROGRAM * CO-CEREMONIES * SO FTBALL Rich Bauer Cheryl Maty Lo r i Hatheson David Malates ta Robi Mi cin i llo

* COMPUTER • CO-PHOTOGRAPHY * FAMI LY • COMPETITION RULES Ch ris Ve gl as J en Olsen Ken Hautmann Selin McCar thy Kim Richards

• BQUI PMKNT • CO-FUNDRAISING * CO-oLYMP IC TOWR Ro ge r Lee Denilte Cochran John Schrader Jackie Barber Sandy DeBevois e

* CO-SIGNAGE * CO- VOLUNTBBRS • OO-DBMONSTRATION Karin Re ite Kristin Pfahler Cfl r istine J udd Kim Booth Christie Gosselin He ather Calderone

* CO-TAS~ FORCE • MEDIA PUBLICITY • * CO-ENTERTAINMENT Eric Du f fy Mellyu4a Heiges a-ren Landry Andrew Delli Carpini D'enise MC Carthy • lfEDIClL * COOKOUT/REFRESHMENT Rich Snyder Jackie Fitzgerald Mark DeSpir1to • CO-GAMBS KVALUATION Lisa Maloney Angela Capasso 6 TIm ARCHWAY FRIDAY. MARCH 31. 1989 • I t e • am y ~

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8 THE ARCHWAY CE TER STUDENT SENATE ELECT

John Boccuzzi Jr. Ann Forrester Kristen Pfahler Jennifer Ellert Scott Martin "Picture yourself on a roller Hi, my name is Ann Forrester and Hello! My name is Kristen Hello my name is Jennifer Ellert. My name is Scott Martin and T coaster". This was the frrslsentence I amrunningfor a seat on theSlUdent PfahJer and I am running fot re­ and once again I am running for a am runningCor theposition ofJ unior in my speech back in 1986 for a Senate representing the Senior election in the Student Senate. Senator position on the Studenl Senator.l was aSophomore Senator position as a Freshman senator. Class. rhave been in the Senate for the Senate. I have been on the Senate last r.ear and 1 did the best job I Three years later I presenlmyselfto Over the past three years I have past three years and have heldmany for two years, and in these two poSSibly could. BeingChainnan of you as a candidate for the senate participated ina variety ofactivities leadership positions including years, I have served on the Way the Sophomore Class, a committee once more only this time it's for the here at Bryanl I am a 1989 Speaker of the Council. Parents' and Means Committee, Faculty member ofPublic Relations, and a position ofSen ior senator. Over the Orientation Leader and I am Weekend chairperson, and Senior Liaison Academic Commiuee, voice on the Student Senate gave years I have held many positions as involved in various intramural Service Award chairperson. I have Public Relations. and have chaired me an exaraordinary amount of a senator. I was chairperson for the sports. As a member of Residence also served on various commiuees Fundraising and Spec:iaJ Olympics. responsibility and a sense of Food-op. and Ad-Hoc Committees Hall assembly, I represeOl this such as AdHoc, Way and Means, I feel I am qualified Leader to take achievemenL and MemberorLhe WaysandMeans organization on the Bryant Center Public Relations, and Food­ on a Senate position once again. 1 A . our school population grows, Committee. BecallSe of my hard Advisory Board. I feel these Operations. Aside from being a am experienced, dedicated and accreditation questions arise, and work and dedication I was presented activities give me a diverse Senator. I am a sister of Alpha Phi motivated. I will take the Lime and the need for representation for our the Senator of lIle Year Award. background that will help me Kappa, an Orientation Leader, a effort needed to make the 1989­ lass, eJect Scott Martin to be there Doring mepast three years our Class effectively represenL the Class of SpeciaJ Olympics chairperson, and 1990 schooL year SUCCESSFUL!! for you and give a 100% effon. has had its ups and downs and the 1990. have con tribu ted 10 such committees Please remember to vole April4lh Beingconscientious, hard working trip has been exciting, but now we This will be the year that we will as Housing and the PresidentiaJ & 5th! THANKS! andtrustworthy.areassetsofmyself are wi nding the laSt tum. Let my remember most i idly in the years Search Committee. that I w uld like to keep at the experience as a past senator work to come and I would like to work During the past years I have also Senate. Make sure your voice is for you as we climb that last hill and with the other five Senior Senators had much experience working with heard y someone who cares about prepare fOT an exciting year. Vote to make those memories the best the administration. faculty. and an issue as much as you do. JOHN BOCCUZZI JR. they can be. students. I have always listened to ELECT SCOTIMARTIN FOR Vote fOT Ann! Ann Forrester or ther'scomp 'ntsand u tions E A'ffi.IWANT Senior Class Senator on April 4 & 5 and have worlced hard to represent WORK FOR YOU! in the RObIDda. my class. I'd like to contin ue working for you to make our Senior year the best possible. Re-elect Kristen Pfahler for Senior Senator and April 4th and 5th. Thanks!

Larry Jasper

Rodney Riley HeUo. rm Larry Jasperand I want Fellow Juniors: your vote for Junior Class Senator. WeU we're aJmosl down to the My last two years as Senator have wire and I'm sure that mostofus are given me excellent knowledge and looking forward to becoming Michelle Duprey experiencein workingwi!h students. SENIORS. and everything tbatgoes Hi. it's me again! My name is faculLy, and the administration in along with it. Part of becoming a MicheUe Duprey and Tam running ordert best represent YOU, TIlE Senior is electing the six Senators for a position on the Student Senate STUDENT BODY. My Kim McDermott whowill represent theCtassof 19901 a Senior Senator. qualifications include class A1>pastlwo tenn Senator. I have lam presently completing my third representative for two years, Senate Hello! My name is Kim the experience, competence, and tenn on the Senate. Over the past Margie Graham Public Relations Chair. and a two­ McDermott and I would like to be a desire to be an excellent Senior three years I've chaired the tenn member of the Wars and Student Senator for the Class of Senator. Having served as a Freshman Class Committee and the Hi. My name is Marjorie Graham Means committee. All 0 these 1991. My reason for running for-the Freshman and Sophomore Senate, I Student Presidents' Advisory and iamronning fot a seniotposition responsibilities have given me a position of senator is because 1 lOOk I.hjs past year away from the Council. I am also: a student on theS b.tdentSenate. Over the past better understanding of your needs would like 10 see the student body Senate 10 experience new things representative on the Presidential three years at Bryant r have been and concerns. become more involved inBryant I and gained a new perspective on Search Committee. a second year very aCLive in both student I look forward to being able to feel that you, the students. should what the role of the Student Senale Orientation Leader, and a Mentor. organizations as well as intramural share in leading Bryant into the have more "say" in what happens is. 1 feel that my familiarity with sports. 1990's as a Senator, and especially here, on campus. Not only does the Senate Senate operations. Bryant Jhavebeenamembaoffiesidence helping the class of '91 towards our I feel that 1 have lhequalifications represent the school, but each administration, faculty, and most HalIAssembly for lhepastlwO years Senior year! So, on Tuesday and and experience necessary to be a Senator has an obligation to his or importantly - STUDENTS - will and I am currently holding the Wednesday, April 4th & 5th, Student Senator. I was involved in her particular class as well. enable me to accurately represent position oIPresident Asa freshman. remember to make your vote stand various clubs and organizations TraditionaUy, the Senior class has next year's senior class. I was a member of the Student out, and Elect Larry Jasper for throughout high schooL I am now been primarily concerned with the If elected to the Senior Senate I Programming Board, and i have Senate. lovolved in the Alpha Phi Kappa Senior X-mas party. weekly Wine wiD help to increru;e the nwnber of aIsoheld a seal on the Bryant.Center Sorority. the Delta Omega and Cheeses, and Sr. Week (the activities for the Senior Class. Advisory Board. Professional Society. intrammals , week immediately before Activities such as: more barbor Because of the responsibilities ] and so on. I was Social Director of graduation). I thinJc we can expand cruises, more Com fort happy hours. faced in these organizations. ] APK last year and lam Social Vice­ on the pastevents and activities and and the best Senior Week EVER I believe I have the abilities required President this year, so I have much improve them. All I ask from you is So,on Apri14 & 5- MAKE YOUR to be a member of the Student experience in organizing events. the chance to conlribute to our class. VOTE COUNTII VOTE FOR Senate. Remember, when you vote I want to work for YOU. the On 4&5 please vote MICHELLE DUPREY FOR on 4th & 5th. please vote for students. Thank you and PLEASE for Semor Senate!!! STUDENT SENATE! Graham. Thank You. VOTE Kim McDermott! 1PFt~~l) ------~~~A~y,~~~rn~3~1,~19 ~89~9 ONS

Heather Calderone Rob Covino Bob McManus Mark Plihcik

Experience is the key factor in Hi. Believe it or DOL, in a few Hi, my name is Bob McManus. Proper leadership is the key 10 Ann Neumann any typeofleade.rshipposition. Your weeks we are going to be I'm fromEastNorthport, New Yode. a great future. Ifelected, my prime Hil My name is Ann Neumann electing me inlO a Freshmen Senate sophomores. And now it is time 10 I am running for this position in the objective as your senator will be 10 and I'm running for the position of position last term has given me the elect your Sophomore Senators. As Student Senate because I feel [can tackle apathy, the biggest campus uniorSenal.Or. rm interestedin the experience to effectjvely I did this past year, I would once representyouweU. Throughouthigh problem. This plan includes [fice because I want to do communicate your ideas. need", and again like to represent you on the school I was IDvolved in many inVOlving more of the student body iOmethtngforBryanlandl feel thal wants to the rest of the semlle to Bryant College Student Senate. I activities and held different in campus activities, and gaining orking with the Senate is a good make necessary changes. By being think my eltperiences as a Senator leadership po itions. 1 served on support for the football program. 1 "'ay 10 make a difference. a member of the senate in !he past I over the past year qualify me for re­ numerous boards and devoted a also wish to address the parldng As a sophomore, I'm involved have had the opportunity to listen 1.0 election. great Dumberofboursin my school's situation on campus, and assure the Ith different activities on campus the needs ofall the students, such as I was ejected Chairperson ofour well being. I was involved in Boy quick and proper handling of luding being a sister of Alpha lower tuitions, bettefparlc.ing, more cIa s and undertook many Scouts and progressed through 10 potentially dangerous situation 'hi Kappa. WIMP, Rugby, and activities, and housing. I hope 1.0 be responsibilities as a Freshman. As ranks to Eagle ScouL These ueh as weekend snow removal. ntramuml sports. Involvement in re-elected to work on these well as being class chair, I was activities, along with my spans and power outages (such as the one thal school is very important to me situations for thebenefit ofthe whole responsible for starting and jobs, give me the ability 1.0 interact Bryant experienced several I feel the Student Senate is a student body. In the past two continuing an effort to bring a well with others. This ability will weekends ago), and the prompt ilal part of Ihe Bryant community. semesters I have been a member of football program to BryanL I am allow me to represent the Class of inspection ofelevators 10 insure the would try my hardest to not just the Freshmen Class Committee, the also in charge of two Senate 1992 the best I can. I'm not going 10 safety of the sludent body. I hope ~'Ork for my class, but also for the Ad-Hoc Researcb Committee, the sponsored events on Spring make any pledges that I can't keep that one of your six votes for nterests ofeveryone at BryanL Public Relations Commiuce. and a Weekend. so I will pledge this one thing and sophomore senator on April 4 and 5 Iknow manysenators right now, chair-person for lhe Special I am running again for one that is ifelected, Bob can do the job. will go to me. It will be a vote for they are people I could work Olympics. If you re-elect me, [ will reason, and that is because I am Vote thechoiceofa new generation, the key to a great future. ell with. I have also seen from ontinue 1.0 work hard to benefit eonCidenlthat I can onLinue to help Bob McManus for Student Senate m the type of work Ihat goes into you, my classma es, an to make iroprov your tifl! h Bryanl R t:u:i 'C. position and it is the type of our Sophomore year as successful College. Thank you for your time k that I know I am capable of. a possible. and please con ider me, Rob >n April4lhandSlb don'lforget to Covino, on election day. t r you member me! l bank you.

Sean Reed

For those ofyou who don '{know Tara Hunt me, 1 am an enthusiastic person of Deena Panariello honor, sensitivity, integrity, and The Student Senate is an responsiveness to other people's Candice Stewart Blaine Carvalho important organization and service needs and concerns. I am running of Bryant College. It needs people for the Senate because [ believe I who are willing to work hard 10 can make a legitima.teand important ramyname~am 'ceStewm As springtime approaches a achieve the goals of the students. I Hey Guys!! My name is Deena contribution to this organi7.ation. I and I am runnin~ for a position as student's thoughts tum to the beach, feel that i possess the leadership Panariello and 1 am nmning for re­ am ecstatic about Bryant College iuniorsenator. Smce this ismy lust the outdoor parties, and on who qualities to help in obtaining these election of the Student Senate. This and I am loolcing forward to its :nne running for student senate, I should represent their sophomore goals: responsibility, dedication, past teml as a senator has provided promising future. Currently, ram a reel I could bring new altitudes and class in the Stud nl Senate next experience, and teamwork. me with the experience needed to freshman and will be entering my Ideas which will better represent year ... Alright, maybe that's not Presently, IamanewsisterofSigma really do my best for my class. I sophomore year in September, 1989. YOU, the class of 1991. I am always the case, but I would like 10 Iota Beta and a member of the 1989 have learned how to deal with I live in Boorne, Massachusetts with ;urrenllya member of.DeltaOmega ask the Sopbomore class 10consider Orientation Staff. Through the administration and how 1.0 go about my mother and one sister. After Professional Society, and a new me to represent them in the Senate. position of Orientation Leader, I making the changes that benefit we graduating from Bourne High lister of Sigma Iota Beta. Back in Bryant has beenvery good tome for have learned the needs of the the srudents. This term as Senat

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To contribute on a more personal note, send this fonn to the Archway Commencement Editor, Box 7. THE ARCHWAY PERSONALS FRIDAY, MARCH 31. 1989 11 Billy,] stiJJlove you willl all my Tweedle dee and dum, 1 brain, 2 Has anyone found Carl's jacket? Red,heJpmewillltheshadow·heis C==LASSIFIEDS·. heart, Racie bodies driving me nuts - BriStle ,I. I. Ange-are you ready? BostOO look: Suite portrait, oul.door adventwes Thanks for calling me while you out cuz here we come! I HEY BRYANT - - DRUM ~--______~ at Sears! were in D.C. 1appreciate illI STORE OPENING IN E-BLOCK MicheUe and M J - Thanks for NEXT YEAR !!I ATIEN110N - GOVERNMENT Smily. No oneFridaymade up for it You look fameeyer! inviting me to your party ! COME SEE THE TAMA CAGE SEIZED VEHlCLES from $100. SET-UP WlTI:I REAR SIMMONS SaLUrSay willl 2! Fords, Mercedes,Corvettes, Sharon, sorry I was such a pain! KIT I JUSTWANTTO BE LOVED· IS Chevys. Smplus Buyers Guide. Larry, sleep on the steps much? THAT SO WRONG II I JOHN, was that a beer in your hand Ronbun, [ love you - Squirt Call h602-838-88SS.EXT AS 126. Heyneighbors nextyear in E-Btock, Party weather is here! on Wednesday?!?1 bring some cottonballs for your Hon, do you want to play war? ears!! Dan is so good with other peoples Ma, did you ever mink of being a nephews! !! marriage counselor? Love K.G & If your suite needs to be cleaned ­ Rowi, S1. PatlS at the Comfort G.D. call Dave, he has a test tomorrow ... ATffiNTION- GO~NT ------. Casey and Ben are at it again! HOMES from $1 (U-repair).Delin­ For a REALLY GREAT RIDE, go If anyone needs to reach the girls Tracy, be quiet and let me go to bed, quent tax property. Repossessions. \ and visity the Frenchman of Dorm Tammy go home! from dorm 5 - just call the Comfort B! CaJI1-602-838-8885EXT.GH8126.\ 14..... He '11 make it w

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12 TIIEARCHWAY GREEK NEWS FRIDAY, MARCH 31, 1989 A~ In miscellaneous, Digger goes real meaning ofpartying next year. almostgot sick, and nearly dropped creative literary genius ooly surface before himself again for washing And thank you Delta for finally on Jobo Mowry. It took many occasionally, so, until another one Hi!! Even though it was a short his roommate's computer, Psycho taking Zoner out of our hands. brothers to stop Grarnps, (the dirty hits me.... I guess its back to the week, the sisler'S were busy and can only come back one semester CongratUlations should also goout old man), from hooking up with his same old song and dance. seen causing trouble from Donns I permonthas long as hebrings paint, to Marshall. Scott has done it again, old flame. It's good to .hear that Almosteveryone made it home & 2 'to a certain party in Ct. over Pants hates mushrooms in bis he now belonBs _in a exclusive everything is OK in the vatican. A ' for Easter weekend to visit with the Easter weekend. TKE's happy hour spaghetti sauce, and Sparky is short. category with Quigs and Boomer. fewDeltabrothersandThetasisters parents and relatives (i.e. collect behind thedonnsWednesday was a Rumor has it Grillo and Frass have Way to go guys, keep up the good were up Wednesday and it was good KegRoD donationsand scam money blast- Oscar found out the hard way something going. Monday night work. to see them. for the fonnal). I hope the Easter that fuJI cups aren't allowed in the they disappeared to the townhouses. As far as the Florida trip goes, we Doeseveryonebavetheirformal bunny "hopped" through your BC, hope you didn't have to throw Till then, haveonly heard that Slo-Mo wanted PRD's? Is the rose blooming for ' town-sorry guys, couldn't pass any out!! Our meeting that ni~h t Coop to see his hair blowing in the wind Pee-Wee? Will Jan find life in the that one up-and left you a case or was a riot wJall the officers rushmg P.S. Rock has gone cold turkey!! so he simply removed Joe's sun fast lane alone? Will Cujo spend the two to drink while watching the through their reports cuz no one ~En roof, it is now located somewhere night in the dog house? Tj seems IV NCAA play-offs. could stand up! I bet Margaret was in the Carolina's. Don't worry Joe, have all of his bases covered. Will The few days off may have impressed! Thedirt was found when The Brothers of Phi Epsilon Pi they will pick it up on the way back. BinJdey cheat again? Needless to given brothers a chance to think awards were given out. Scrappy hope everyone had a wonderful long We also hope that Sven enjoyed say, whatever develops should be about the upcoming elections swept the scoop away, no contest! weekend away, borne for the Easter bis $10 Big Max with the gold plated interesting. (Weirdo for floor chairman!), and You can't keep secrets like that for bunny's holiday. special sauce. Hopefully Sven In sports, TEP-A basketball lost maybe prepare their speeches ("Just long! The awards faT this week are Once again Phi-Ep's A-Team appreciates Fluffy going to to TE. Bubba, slimmer than ever, give me a chance''), but most likely lookingpreuy juicy- will the Scoop proved triumphant in B-ball with an McDonald's for him. played a good game even though left them longing to return to Bryant be swept two weeks in a row??? exciting overtime victory against In sports, TE B is now on a roll his knee was bothering bim. Shed for the Calypso ReggaeNight at the We'U have to wait and see. KDR. And still our top-notch team winning their last two games but and Neal contributed greatly scoring Comfort and the TKE/Phi-Ep The formal is coming up soon, stays undefeated. how long will that streak last? The ten points each. We will be sure to brothers party this week:.The details get a date before they're all gonel Short Greek news this weekbro's A Hoop team also did weU with an see than again in the play-offs and 10 be printed next week will be The big event of the nite will be the because 1 either can't remember impressive win over TEP which the outcome will defmitely be sketchy, which is OK if you're an official initiation of Herbie into what happened or not much should ensure them a playoff spot. different. Norms ice golf game was artist, but not if you're the one Alpha Phi. Chemobyl was all upset happened besides brothers (as usual) By the way Doc, when Eggs-actly unappreciated, and this was shown writing about it five days later. that someone might ask him to our are still gig' n hard left and right, all did you fmd out you were allergic, by the light bulb shattering As was alluded to earlier, the formal. Trust me, I don't think you the time, whicb is probably why I when you were coloring Easter competition. annual TKE Keg RoD is coming up have to worry! If any more Delta can't remember?!!1 eggs? And a little reminder to all the Bill's new stereo is in, be sure to soon. This is a 100 mile run to brothers are asked, we're going to Thank God (we haven't missed newBrothers; Tau Epsilon is located crank it up as you enter the suite. benefitSt.JudesResearch Hospital, have to take a vote in the next them one bit) Mr. Arrogance and in Donn I, 3rd floor. You don't Will Cujo bethe only tanned dog in so please support us in any way you meeting! WeD, I hope everyonehad Haj Paj are still riding the waves have to be afraid of Vinny anymore history? I hope everyone had a fun can (donations, contributions, a very relaxing Easter Break. I know down in Florida. Please, stay as so go on up. Easter and did as the rabbits often stretchers, ice packs, etc.). I didn't!!! Till next week .... long as you like. However, the BIG And finally the Brethren would do. And now to the athletic report: .11:X news oftheweek is that WACJovial like to congratulate the new offx:ers "To err is human, to forgive is TKE A hoops-could be better has a brand new bald lip!! ofTau Epsilon: divine, to get some cha-cha is only TKE B boops-we're really Hopefully this edition of the Congratulations Mike, so that's Pledgemaster: Doc naturalI " LBA -This week goes to starting to gel now, guys Greek News will find a way to being what you really look like! And, President: Stack Cujo for passing out at dinner GUbnen-play-off bound??? printed unedited by TE. It's great to Brian Sloth is missing in action or Vice President Stick Wednesday. Snowmen-stiU undefeated. see the quality leadership that TE maybe he's getting action while 2nd Vice President: Harrington TKE TKE A soccer- opening night has now with the election of Zoner missing. Secretary: Cali was Wednesday vs. Triangle Ex. . as President. Fonz has been inspired It's the beginning of tan or die Treasurer: Kala Good afternoon. You may have Slabber will tend the nets, Johan is to seek the Presidency of Delta season once again, with the (sorry I Athletic Director: Marshall noticed that last week's column was getting his cannon foot ready, the because of this. His runningmate, almost forgot- New Brothers it's a Alwnni Secretary: R.T. not your ordinary Greek news. In hockey goons will probabJy fiU out Mike Vema, has passed away good thing you've been coming La Historian: Big Ben fact, many of you may have been the final few spots on the roster, and though, or so the company thinks. visit the floor more often, keep it Chaplain: Fluffy shocked at this deviance from the ifthe going gets really tough, we'll Since Ma BeU, the car dealer, his up!, but don 'tforgetthere's still one Have a nice weekend! standard fonnat WeU, we here at givesludgeacallforalwnnisupport insurance company, his stock­ phase to go!) fonnal right around P.S. It looks like Hess is bird TKE believe that individuality and That is, if he's back from seeing broker and the bank have not heard the comer. With only a few weeks watching again. Does this mean innovation is what truly defines a Jerry with Lou, Mellow, and Toast. from him since October, they have to go dates be a shuffle'n. And spring has arrive Hess? person'scharacter. We areprepared Hell, maybe we could use Jerry as a presumed that he is dead (or has fmally, BEWARE of Brothers in TE to grasp new concepts and hit the midfielder to heJp the transition skipPed town). So if you bappen to closets. groundronning without hesitation. game. This could be a big season. run m 0 him, he wants to be called - scoop Rola Eage.r readers, th.i entry i We are not going to be caugbt 1- And if DOL, fl all is ri h Hector. We warned him not to take l:IB short but sweet The full moon was footed while our world rushes the comer. any courses in the Esposito School out last Wednesday and it was fitting around us. We are ready to shatter Which reminds me, Spring is of Money Management. Vema is We hope everyone had a happy, for the strange events wbicb the molds cast by past mediocrity. here-so put down the paper and go now trying to figure outaway 19 use fun- filled, yet safe Easter! occurred. Zone got the midnight Take bold, readers, we are enjoy it Till next week .... his formal date to cut down on his Wednesday's kick off was an early munchies so a trip to Havens was a adventuring into unproven territory. Hopkinphetes debts, but thatwill amy coverabout affair. It looked like Friday nite at must. Kevin took a midnight jog, However, these rusbes of fi ve to ten dollars. His past ARA! Treble and Spritz were the perfonnance demonstrates why he taco-happy twosome! But once we IS the favorite for NO-MIND this boarded the USS TKE, things reaDy year. started swinging! Will somebody, In Delta sports, Curt (Alias besides Hep, please explain the rnles Magic, or should we say, of the pyramid game to Indigo and Winchester) has led the Leam in ESPECIALLY Clover! (cheat, scoring. Toobad the rest ofthe team cheat. never beat!) D can't score as we lost two tougb Thursday night Electra and ones last week. With the loss of Felony ventured off to Phi-Ep and Fonz (which leaves him more time they b.ad a blast! (within reason of to spend with Keri) basketball is course ) Dave and bill are being going to be a struggle for the rest of accused of cheating in the big the year. And we beat Phi-Sig 7-6, pictionary tournament. Dave we'll but what else is new. give you $-we need 2 dozen eggs, P.S. -Obo, how was your visitor? some bread and o.j., OK? and a K.1P much needed power nap! Steve, BECOME MORE I ValVED what's ]-4-31?? "Hey Rapper, Welcome back dudes. Hope anyone for a slammer?" everyone had a nice holiday. Some Casper can noW retire her BECOME PART OF THE of us lOOk a little more time than chambermaid duties-Ditto is taking others. We are stiD missing a few. over! You should have told us, DiL­ the Pre Spring Break Party went we would have stayed the weekend BRYANT C N ER ADVISORY BOA D over real weD. We even sold a T­ with you! Thanks Dit, the snite looks Shirt. Spea1c.ing ofT-shirts, we still terrific! have a lim ited amount left. Sohurry. Has anyone noticed the FRESH they are going fast. Itwas Whitey's smell in the air today? Well. the birthday ... again. The tradition was new sisters have finaDy received performed except Whitney was their new colors-thanks Gidget! The BRYANT CENfER ADVISORY BOARD is looking for an missing one thing ... W won't say...... #@?! Happens later on, the birthday boy met up Dasher is the winner of the First individ ual to represent the student body with a door. One nose Lost. Rumor Sibbie Senior to Get a Job A ward. has it that aflel'Pea passed out some Her 5 year objective: to marry Bill for the 1989-90 year on the board. girl went into his room. Marriot! Late night Boz decided to take on Tickets for the Auction are on some boys at the Comfort. POW! salenow, $2 for students and senior Interested students should submit a letter stating POW!"Hang on, I have to go get citi2ens, and $4 fa others. See Ginq. some friends. "Nutty spent the night TE why they would like to fulfill this position to the at the station. Good citizen Nutty. Greetings everyone! • Offices of Student Activities and Bryant Center, Box 14, CATEGORY of the week goes to The Brethren would like to thank Jay... Types of dog food. Quote of Delta for writing our Greek News by Friday, April 14, 1989. the Week from Pants,"1'1I pay for last week since we know Hess it!" That might even be the joke of cenainly would never had done it. the week, or the semester. Rena you don't know how lucky In KOR sports, A-team beat Delta, you are! no thanks to the scorekeeper. the Congratulations to Vinny, Wop, sequel to DROID came Tiny, Galgano, and Kato on getting out. .. DROID LIVES. Hecame back a Townhouse. G Block will never to find out who punched Fletch in be the same after TE, Delta, and the eye. APK get done. APK willieam the -nm-AR-rnw-AY-----ENTE TAINMEN T --FRlD-A-Y,---:"MA--:-R""'="CH=-=-31,=--= 1-:::-::-989~13

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; =THE==-AR~~==~A-y=------~ ]t><=> ~~ ~------=AUD==~A~y7.7MAR~~CH~731~.~1~98~9~1~5 Baseball redictions. cont. from pg. 16 Athlete of the Danny Tanabull, but the pitching is 100 inconsistent S) St. Louis Cardinals: An avenge hitting team tMt (Brett Who?) and there is 100 much turmoil in the relies on its speed is huning ... all over. Busch Stadium's clubhouse. The only thing KC will win this year is the astroturf has taken it's toll OIl the player's knees, and race to fire the first manager. Bye-bye John Wathan. Ozzie Smith is aging at shortstop. Except foc stopper Week 6) California Angels: This is a weak team. Top to Todd Werrel, the pitching staff is in the hospital. Look bottom, they hurt. The only thing that keeps them out for to be fishing early this summer. ofthe cellar are the Olicago White Sox. I'm sorry but (;) Philadelphia PbiUies: Their MVPthis season will two hitters and two do not make a team. be the mascot, the Philly Phanatic. He will be the only 7) : This team is even worse. person bringing fans into the stadium. The only good Imagine the Angels being unable to field a team as players on the major league roster are plagued with well. Olicago fans -go watch the Cubs and pray Robin injuries and the farm system well is dry. Philadelphia Ventura, the college player of the year, IS the next should get used 10 the cellar, since they look to be there coming of Joe Dimaggio. for a long time. East National League West 1) : This is a complete team. The 1) San Diego Padres: They have just about cornered pitching staff is the best in baseball. The talent is ready the market on great young , and have excellent to produce seven starters that can all win 15 games in hitting led by batting champ Tony Gwynn. The pitching a season. It is obvioos what the organization covets as is strong With the additions of Bruce Hurst and Walt they restocked the minors with several more trades. Terrell. This is a good young team that will only get Dwight Gooden is one of five aces followed by Ron better. ,I Darling, Sid Fernandez, David Cone and Bob Ojeda. 2) Cincinnati Reds: This will be another also-ran David West and Rick Aguillera sit on the sidelines year for the Reds. The hitting is excellent with a line-up while Roger McDowell and Randy Myers (1.72 ERA) including Eric Davis, Kal Daniels, and Chris (Rookie of close the doors. The offense is potent lOp to botlOm the Year) Sabo. The pitching can be dominating with and the only weakness is that field generals Kieth starters , Tom Browning, and Jose Rijo, Hernandez and Gary Cartee are showing their a~e . and relievec John Franco. So why doesn't this team win Note that probable Rookie ofthe Year Gregg Jeffenes it all? They don't know how to win and it looks like they is the next coming of Willie Mays and only needs 10 never will. They need mental toughness (thank you, fmd a position. They may not be a dynasty but they are Dave Barnes.) the team 10 beat. 3) : Repeating as champs is the 1 2) Montreal Expos: This is a team strong on toughest thing 10 accomplish in professional sports. Last pitching, especially with the addition of rookie giant year, Orel Hershiser had a career year, and now Steve (6 '10") Randy Johnson. Ifstopper Tim Burke regains Sax is gone. No matter how the Dodgers do, they will his old form, low scoring victocies will be the norm. draw 3 million fans in attendance again and Tommy The hitting is average led by Andres "Le Grand Chat" Lasorda will not lose his appetite. I Gallaraga, Tim Wallach, and . They are 4) San Fransisco Giants: Although this team may the best of the rest in this division. have the best manager in baseball, the team is lacking in ! 3) : This is a team on the up and up. talent. All stars Will Clark and Brett Butler anchor the They have the second best young catc her in the league, hitting team, but the pitching is aging, injured and just Damon Berryhill, a solid young infield including lIot up 10 snuff. Denise Christen Mark "Amazing" Grace, and a more lhan adequate S) Houston Astros: In 1986, this team won it's outfield. The pitching is good, led by veteran Rick di vision on career years from several key players. The The Athlete of the Week this week is Denise Christen. Sutcliffe but their power lies in their youth. Look for team lacks hiLting and lost its ace, Nolan Ryan 10 free Denise, a sophomore marketing major from Assonet, MA is this team to impress and have fun. agency. The Astrodome will be quiet this season. a righthanded for the Bryant Womens Softball team. 4) Pittsburgh Pirates: This is a team that knows 6) AtJanta Braves: This is the NL's vecsIDn of the In avictory over Babson Wednesday afternoon, Denise had bow to hit Andy Van Slyke is a complete ballplayer Baltimore Orioles. Loaded with young pitching a sparkling outing, throwing a three-hit sbutout with six and Bobby Bonilla, Barry Bonds, and Jose Lind know prospects, their future looks bright. It's their present that as the Lady Indians came away on top in an 8-0 bow to play but the pitching is weak. Look for some of IS dim. rout that hitting talent to disappear in a II'ade for some Save this article through the summer and come b k bonafide hurlers. next year. You will see that "Slap" was righl Softba ll. Cont. From p.1 6 The newest additions are realJy ofthegames are NE-IOcontests and effing Ways, conti giving the coach pi nty 10 mile be team intends to make a about as these three upstarts have determined effort to make the play­ placing illegal bets also varies. debls, that would be another maLter," "I've got a repulation in the earned starting berths. Cindy SLOne, offs. A majoc concern for them will An unscientific survey by Pufall said_ business as being hard-assed about speed to spare, great glove work. be conference foe Merrimack, who GannettNews Service revealed that At USA TODAY, sports edilOr gambling," Dwyre acknowledged and asolid bat have helped h r take was ranked third in the NE· lO pre­ gambling by "beat" reponers who Henry Freeman said be probably with a laugb. "! don't even like the overcenterfield.Sne Crowly 's rifle­ season poll BryanL will face them at follow a teamcI sely and may have would not be so lenient. NCAA poolsyouseeinmostoffices. like arm and line drive hitting have Merrimack on Saturday, April!. inside information on injurie and "We're not worried about five But when Ule managing editor of enabled her 10 occupy shortstop. Solid pitching, sure handed other team matters would not be bucks at a track," he said. ''But if the paper is in it. what can you do?" Megan Lasbury, who hits the baH defense, timeJy hitting, and speed tolerated. Beyond that, the line gelS you find out people were illegally But illegal gambling tlrrough long and has a great glove will play on the basepaths is what the 1989 blurry. gambling, that would be a very bookies is no laughing matter, he fIrstbase. Lady Indian will display. They At the Milwaukee Journal, sport serious offense. " said. In general, coaches Reall and hope, you, the Bryant community, edilOr Dick Pufall said he bas no Freeman said discipline, "If I found out my guys were Piscitelli are optimistic as they head will give them the support from the knowledge of any staffers invoJved depending on severity and repetition heavily inlO iUegal gambling, I'd into the 31 game schedule. SixLeeo stands. in illegal gambling. of the violation, likel y would range try to make it a fuing offense," He added he probably would not from wamin~ s to dismissals. Dwyre said. "They aU know they'd pursue it with a reporter unless it Guzzo S81d he's not "so naive" be in big trouble. All we have in this Scoreboard : involved a team the staffer covered as to think none of his staffers ever business is our credibility, so we've or it affected his or her work. places a bet got 10 protect it. n Men's Baseball: "I would SlOp short of making a The od d~ aren 't very good that 3(28 SMU 5 moral judgment, but if someone is anyLos Angeles Times sportswriter Copyright 1989, USA TODAY/ Bryant 8 making calls from work or who develops a taste for gambling Apple College rn fonnation moonlighting 10 pay gambling will keep his job very long. Network. Men's LaCrosse: 3/28 Brandeis 11 Bryant 6 3(29 Bryant ppd. SMU rain Women's SortbaU: NCAA Final Four Pic s 3/29 Babson Coll ge o Bryant 8 Men's Vol!eJball: Brad CsuJca What.can I say thathasn',already impressive record 3/29 UConn 15,11, 8,16,15 Archway Staff Writer been said about Mike Kryzewski' s To be quite honest, I did not Bryant 12,15,15,14.11 Duke Blue Devils? Danny Fecry, expect Michigan ro get this far in Here I am with my edilOr Quin Snydec, and John Smith will the tournament (but then again, I breathing down my neck telling me all be leading them into their third didn't expect Virginia to beat Schedule: that! have to make my picks roc the FinalFour in four years - and would Oklabomaeitber.)The Wolverines, Men's Baseball: NCAA Final Four. Just great! In love to fInish their careers with the under interim coach Steve Ftsher 4/1 @ Merrimack 12Noon this, the year ofparity wbere only big one. Excellent coacbing and have gelled inlO a potent offensive 4/2 Springfeild College 12 Noon one # 1 seed has made it this far defensethattumed Georgetown inlO unit 4/5 Stooehill College 3:30 (Dlinois), I love 10 put my picks in a bunch of sruvelling wimps My pick: D1inois 85-78 print! Maybe I'D use a Pseudonym. highligbt Duke's game. Championship game. The Hali Men's LaCrosse: Oh well, here goes nothing ... My pick: SelOn Hall 73-72 will play an up-tempo game, but the 4/1 SLAnslems 1:00 SelOn Hall (30-6) vs Duke (28­ Micbigan(28-7) vs illinois (31­ Fightin'lllini'sdeptb and offensive 4/5 @ Bridgewater Slate 4:00 7). Preay nice records, hmm? 4). As mentioned earlier, Dlinois is punch will prove the difference. Women's SortbaD: They're two pretty nice teams as the only #1 seed reaching the Final Fmal Score: 81-69 well Seton Hall has finaD6=~f Four, and lhat's no accidenL 'The This extra added personal 4/1 @ Merrimac.lc 12 Noon ageunderbead coachPJ. .. , 4/2 Spcingfeild College I2Noon Dllni have the strongest of the four snippet Congratulations and allthe 4/4 @ Curry College 3:30 joining Georgetown and Syracuse remaining teams, and can auack best to Bridgeport. Connecticut's 4/5 Salve Regina 3:30 as members of lhe Big East elite. you from all sides. Coach Lou Bassick High which completed its Men's VoIleybaD: This is a tru1y "team orienled" Henson has brought his team inlO season mnked#8 in the nation in the Toumament@ Wentworth lost. 12 Noon program, as every player perfecLly the Final Four for the fust time in 37 boys bigh school basketball poU. complements the next No surprise years. and has made plans to add Way togo!1 that they've made it this far. two more wins 10 bis already . 16 THE ARCHWAY SPO RT S ------=FRID-=-=-=-Ay::-::",MAR-=-=-=-=rn==-=-=-31,--=-=19:-=-::­89 Spring Thought Betting "Slop" Fo" be a plus.) The only other question Archway StaffWrilu markon this team is first base where Ways Nick Esaky now resides, but One more week. For all of you hopefully fm- Sox fans, not for long. By John Bacon , people whodoo'tfollow basketball 6) : The "great" Garurell News Service or hockey, there is life again. The Sparky Anderson will finally fail. baseball season opener is Tuesday He lacks pitching depth and othet While reports of Pete Rose's in its traditional city, Cincinnati. than Alan Trammell,Lou Whitaker, gambling activities get big play in Over the past five years, I have had and MattNokes, he has no hitting. 11 the nation's media, most an 80% success rate at predicting will be a long season in the mOlOr newspapers actually aid illegal division champions and willattempt city. Its time to shutdown theplanl wagering, sports editors admit. tocontiDue this high level of crystal for rebuilding. Point spreads or odds fOT globbing. For those of you who 7) Baltimore Orioles: Althougb upcomingsportsevents are standard have nol followed spring training, this is a basement team,they have a farearnid theagarecolumnsofmosl here is your 1989 season updale. big, big future! Y uogp itchers are sports sections. East coming out of theIann system like And even occasional betting by 1) : This tennites out of wood. Pitchers Bob reporters is likely to beoverlooked. will be a complete team 15 games Milac i, Jose Bastista, Pete Safe or Out? Bryant Arst Baseman Bryan Gruttadaurla stretches for a some editors say. into the season when their starting Harnisch and Gregg Olson will CloSe tlrow to complete adouble play In the second Inning of an 8-5 win "You can make a case for point rotation stDpScoUectingworfanen 's anchor this young team to overSMU. spreads as a general measure oftwo oompensallOn. Dan Piesac is a lOp respectability. Young hitters on the teams, but when you list one baseball ra1e stopper and Teddy Higuera is a rise are Brady Anderson, Randy team as a 6 1{l-7 l{l over another, Cy-yoongcandidale. With the stick, Milligan, and Juan BeD. With Cal youbavestrippedawaytheveneer," this team is no slooch. Veterans like Rip en hanging around, their future Fre h tart admitted Glen Guzzo, sports editor Paul Molitor, Jim Gantner, and is bright But this year is just a at the Philadelphia Inquirc7 and Robin Yount will get on base for transition chairman of the Associated Press heavy hitters Rob Deer, BJ Surhoff for oftball Sports Editors ethics committee. and Glenn Braggs. After two years 1) Oakland A' s: No longer is Yet he said such game info­ of playing runner-up, they are ready this a division that is won be default. Keith Sliney 10 have a banner year. rmation isn 'tlikely to be eliminated to win lhe division. This is the better AL division. Archway SlajfWriler Maryann Biskopiak, 1988'steam soon: "Ina perverse sortof way, it's 2) Toronto Blue Jays: No matrer OalcJand will have to fIght for this leading hiuer(.347), also playing in a service." how much disruption there is in the one, especially with Jose Canseco The Bryant Women's softball her last year, is expected to pace the At The Courier-Journal in clubhoose, this team has too much missing the frrst three to five weeks team has gotten offto a strong start offense as well as patrol leftfield Louisville, Ky., sport editor Harry !alent todoanything butwin. George of the season. But the pitching staff this year, earning a 2-1 record. Tbey Once again, the catching duties will Bryan publishes the line on college Bell wiD be happy as a DH! This is the most solid from top to bottom began the 1989 season in a Saturday be in the capable hands of senior basketball and football and t11eNA... team is strong offensively and and from INter 10 reliever in the doubleheader-against theUniversity Chris Delande. Chris will get strong "We don't lookal it as gambling defensively, but their age will cause AL. Look for a repeat and joy in of Southern Maine, talcing one out support from backup junior Jodi infonnation, bot as a point of them to fade in the heat late in (he mud ville. of two. In the frrst game, Bryant AJexander. interest," he said. "It's a matter of season. 2) Minnesota Twins: This is the was surprised U.S.M., who scored The balance of the team reflects a how Las Vegas views the Louisville 3) leveland Indians: I know most potent !£am in baseball wilh early and beat the Lady Indians 6-1. massive youth movement as six (collegiate) sports programs. n every year they're predicted to do the bat They leave no question The tide was turned in the second sophomores and foureagerfreshmen Los Angeles Times sports editor well, but this year there are marks with the addition of gutsy game, however, and the team constibite the team. Two of the Bill Dwyre is adamant in his belief possib-lities. The surprise itching Wally Backman. With y YOUDg walked away with a 4-2 victory. sophomores areplaying varsity for that newspapers should not cater to staffof last year has I more year of winner Frank Viola, ERA champ Mtergiving up three quick singles, the frrst time. "The young players illegal gambling in print or allow experience, and the hilting is more Allen Anderson and reliever Jeff senior hurler Allie Metaxas retired who have broken into the lineup staffers to participate. than adequate with rookie Luis RWOOIl, lhe pitching staff is good 19 batters in a row. Jodi AJexander will be the determining fuc r in US Yet he acknowledged his Medina and the acquisitions of - but 110t quite good enough. arne up with the game winning baving a winning season," said wspapec runs the point spread of Oddibbe McDowell and Pete J) Texas Rangers: Now here's singLe in the sixth inning. On ReaD. NFL and major college football O' Brien. Their future is promising. an ownership dedicaroo to winning. WednesdaY,Bryantcontinuedlheir On the mOlmd wiD be the highly games each week. Odds. common 4) or Yankees: Here is a The ·Ole tra brou hu h m 1 0 winning li in 8-0 rout of louted sophom r righthand~r in baseball betting, are never listed, team going nowhere. .300 hillers in the form of Rafeal Babson. Pitcher Denise Christen Denise Christen, who toiled with an he said. (45 years old) is theprobablestarter PalmeiroandJulioFranco. Theresl was very impressive in throwing injury in '88, bullooks realLy sharp "J probably shouldn't, but I can for opening day. George of the hitting is adequate at best the first shutout of the season, so far this year. Another new face rationalize a football point spread," Steinbrenner continues to trade The strong point for this team is it's striking Oui six. with the Lady Indians is lefthander Dwyre said. "And ifa guy uses our young pitchers for has-beens. piLChingslaff. The word "pD(enlial" This year's squad bas a new look sophomore Micbelle K.uczma, who line to bethIS brother-m-Ulwa DUCk, YankeeIans choke on the faclthat has hung on this pitching taff for for the most part. starting with the right now appears to be booked for no big deal. But encouraging Jose Rijo, Tim Belcher and 10 many years. butthe signing ofNolan coach Bob Reali. Intramural duty. someone tobet is the stupidest thing Deshaines were once Yankees. Last Ryan should harness that potential Director, has taken over for the Second year player Cheryl in the world (a newspaper can do)." season they combined for a 36-28 and pay future dividends. retired Lorraine Hudak.. The coach Hickey, after cranking out23 hits in He presented a possible scenario reco d with a 2.79 ERA.lu 1 1hink 4) Seattle Mariners: This is pomts out that his biggest asset is '88,should increase heroutputwhile where a man reads the game spread where you would be now, Georgie Seattle's last chance for someR-E­ that be has senior Paul Piscitelli, handling the keystone sack. Donna inhis local paper, then goes down to Boy. Injuries in the offense leaves S-P-E-C-T. Next year, Mark who has been with theteam for four HedtandJoanna Casey return to the the local bar to pJace a bet and big holes at centerfield, left field, Langston will be a free-agent and years as assistant coacb and chief squad as speedy outfieJders. watch the game. sMrtstop and . It's time for lake his services elsewhere - I.ha1 is seoul The team has been preparing The sixth sophomore needs no Suddenly the police arrive and Geage to hang up his spikes. unless the Mariners break open the for the season since February 1st introduction 10 sports (ans, as she bookie and bettors are brought in, 5)BostonR d Sox: After having piggy bank. SeauJe has a lot of with gruelling workouts in the was a prominent part of the -10 bookedandcbargedwithgambJing. written my Yank.eereview, itseems young talent - like Ken Griffey, Jr. MAC. basketball champs. Stephanie Now the betting Tine has turned into to me that the Sox might be abl to the coming ofthemessiah-bolthey The team leaders this year will be Cooperisdisplayingtbesamehustle a front-page crime story. beal them. Butlhey leave too many rush their youngsters to the majors the fOUT veteran seniors. two of as she adjusts to playing the "hoI "So we're presenting this guy to unanswered questions. After Roger and the playersneverdevelop.Look which are pitchers. Unfortunately, com eT." Speakmg of hoops, the commWlJty as some kind of Clemens, Mike Boddicker, and Lee for them to have an OK year. Maggie Criss sustained a broken Cooper's sidekick and point guard criminal when wepracticalJy helped Smith, who is going to throw the. S) : The wrist during spring training and will Bridgett Casey has also joined the him place his bet," Dwyre said. baseball towards home plate? Rich hilling here is average thanks to have to miss the early games. Allie softball team where she 'U be seeing The vigilance with which editors Gedman has to learn how to hit for , Kevin Seitzer and Metaxas, the fiery Iefthander will action as DH and infielder. ensure that sports reporters aren't average or power (eitherone would Conttlued. page 15 be in the pitching rotation and looks Conttlued. page 15 Conftlued. page 15 Sports Rap: A Rose by Any Other Name Marlc PUhciJc Archway SlajfWriler everything that he does. not determine the outcome; i.e. assuring his recruilS only two weeks ~g fans, has deteriorated Well, as I sit at my terminal Unfortunately fm- Pete, he didn't games in which he didn't play or earlierthat he would be the coach of into an arena where big bucks are trying to find a topic 10 write about, give 100% 10 covering his tracks in manage. The penalty for this (ifit is .the Hurricanes when they showed King andillegal drugs are theCrown I find that my mind is a to!al blank. his gambling habit ft seems that proven that be did this) will be up next fall, Johnson cmaUed the Prince,and the athletes and coaches But deadlines caIl,and I must try to Rose has a bitofa disease(remember suspension for one year. But the Cowboys as his . new JoyalI)' , will doanything 10support the royal write something. So what do you Wade Boggs' disease?) that damage to the sport will be far succumbing to the lucrative sums family, regardless of the moral want to talk aboutrrhere have been involves his putting money on the greater reaching. His Joss ro the of money that the NFL offesed.. rightness of their actions. Something a few upsets in the NCAA tourney, outcome of baseball games. Yes, game for me year will reduce the . Then there are the players. The must be done to rectify the situation. most notably Dulce's upset of Virginia, there is a Pete Rose. And level ofcompetition in the NL west, mnumerab!e numbers of athletes, Professional sports offICes and the Georgetown. ButI really don't think he wears a pin striped suit and has as Pete demands that his Cincinnati college and p-ofessionaJ, who have NCAA should make the clean in~ that that's a topic that wiD bear a acquainJances named Guido. Why Reds play with the same hustle that tainted their careers with drug use up of their image a priority. But It complete column. I suppose that would he jeopardize his career as a he'die). But more importantly, be have perhaps the most questionable mUSt be a bonafide effort at the biggest problem that is plaguing manager just 10make a couple more breached the trust that his team, etbicsofanyone. They are thepeople improvemenL Trying to cover up sports these days is corruption by bucks? I mean, it's not like he coaches and employers put in him that children look up to (bow many the severity of Ihe situation by C()QChes and players. couldn't have bet on basketball or to lead a club. of us have never aspired to be a emphasizing the good poinlS So lets start with 01' Charlie football (who's saying he didn't?). This is the biggest detriment 10 the world class aJ.hlete?). Is !his !he (attendance is way, way up!) of Hust.Ie, shall we? Over the past But why baseball, his sport? Dido'l nation's pastime. kind of example that our children their sports will no longer suffice. twenty-five years, Pete Rose has belcnow what thepenalties were for But Pete isn't the only me with will have to look to as they grow Only mce a bonafide effon at been the example that so many bettin$ on baseball games while he questionable morals. How about up? cleaning up the image of soorts is coaches at lower levels point to as was still involved in the sport? Jinuny Johnson, fonnedy of the Alhletics,once ~eda