HE sn DF'\T WEEKLY OF ST. JqH!'.:'S COLLEGE ANNAPOLIS. MARYLAND

you- Calender 2 EMPLOYMENT 3 Week of May 3 to 9 To the Editor of The Collegian His most illustrious personage Student Employment Office is and former nice guy, Tuesda;t 1 Ma;t 4 '11 seeking summer jobs for those Richard Plaut, esq., etc. etc. 3:00 Dance Class Backstage FSK ying in Annapolis. The response 7:00 Bible Class-Mr Kaplan McDowell 21 m possible emnloyers has been slow, Your Lordliness, 8:15 New Testament Class-Mr J W Smith McDowell 36 t it should incr~ase during May. It is only now, after having tried, e are two possibilities for qual­ that I understand why, when you answered 'ed persons: my letter, you referred to your school­ Wednesda;t 1 Ma;y 2 (1) Photographer & mates in such unflattering ways. They 4:15 Elementary Hebrew-Mr Finch McDowell 21 (1) Reporter, both for the certainly are the nastiest of skinflints. 8:00 Eastern Philosophy-Br Keith McDowell 31 Anne Arundel County Bicenten­ It is most embarrassing for me, never nial Committee. Call Ext. 21 (very often) having had to do so pre­ Thursdai 1 Mai 6 for de tails • viously, to have to admit defeat. I feel 2:15 DC Meeting with the Administration McDowell 23 apply in person for any as if I've plummeted to the very depths. restaurant and hotel jobs. I tried evf'ry trick I know; I even went Frida;t Ma;y forget to watch the employ­ so far as to attemft to sway them through 1 2 in the Eve11ing Capital. Rational Discourse W(all patents held by Backstage FSK 5:00 Irish Dance Class se were a few jobs listed last week: myself, any use by others is only with 'nter's ~ssistant, short-order cook, permission). I explained that most of the Saturda;:L:.1 Ma;y 8 undsmen, etc. It's worth the time money would go for food not booze (and 9:00 am Faculty Meeting McDowell 24 check the paper daily. that not many of them do not partake of 10:30 am Assemble For REALIP¥ Parade Campbell There are plen~y of yardwork and that); that prizes for the Real Olympics, 11:00 am March Furtively to the Dock en masse Downtown aning jobs available. People have as well as upkeep of all the nifty balls 11:30 am Begin REALITY Parade-Promptness a Must The Dock en groups of these jobs during the and other materials used on Real Saturday, er, earning enough for living ex­ cost money; as well as other (patented) ses with a small profit. Call the arguements along those same lines •.•• Sun~ 1 ~2 loyment Office if you are interested nothing worked. I hold you directly re­ Annapolis Opera presents: Emanuel Ax FSK 8:15 t~is alternative. sponsible for this travesty. This must A Benefit for the Caritas Society be one of his tricks. You can keep your g** d***** soul, and keep the leaders Due to the upcoming realization ot and gutters too. He may have won the REALITY, all submissions fo-r next battle, but he doesn't have the war. week's COLLEGIAN issue must be sub­ Students and Faculty: Reality may be ruined, but I can get some mitted by four o'clock, Thursday. solace out of it; because of their extreme There will be gQ extensions granted. this year's six informal concerts, love of material things (cinq smacks), This is the way it really is. dent attendance has varied from six the self-same penny pinchers that wrecked about twenty-five students; the Reality for him, will be mine in the end. The Edita.~ culty attendance in comparative ratio. Last laugh's on him. seems unreasonable to continue our pre­ Yr more humble servant, t efforts to bring high-quality can- Nunzio Pasta ts when the interest is so low. It is Prince of Darkness lt that the money for these can be spent Pres. Soul Searchers Inc. ard Friday night concerts. There will Submitted by the Editor fewer informal concerts in the future.

Karen Holland Douglas Allanbrook Support May at 2 pm there will be a free con­ ert in the Naval Academy Chapel on the cademy grounds. The USNA Glee Club and Jerry Brown e Annapolis Choral will together per­ orm Bach's Magnificat in D and Britten's estival Te Deum. 164 • t main s . annapolis 269""f 1770 The Musie-Library Laurance Ltd. (It is unclear whether this OPEN LETTER r is not an innovation) Total pay­ $450. 5 TO Paying ticket-takers $5 per week­ Payroll: $150. BFAUD 1 gross 'profit' $1435 ST JOHNNIES btracting debt of 450 $ 985 net 'profit' Lest we forget: there is a parade Saturaay morning to commemorate the opening of the of the above mentioned debt, repeat, Real Olympie Games. Nausea and exhaustion ft(_.._/ RAM-The Truth From The Past At Last f it, was incurred in the months of aside, it is important to convey a jubi­ and May. Bad judgement and ill I is plain disgusted to hear lant image to the townsfolk and tourists lo e together cor:siiired to cause of Annapolis Proper. (J,.~ ~.-e ~1b~ Delegate Council, after some ten mont terous losses. In fnur weekends .Needed: musicians of all sorts, especi­ of concerted effort, has succeeded in we dropped 300 bucks. Real cause: ally ·kazoo players; cars for floats; 7 1 destroying the RAM Film Board; an org ' . h b II dt~e1•z) fr Mo~,:~~ esi1·e to "end the year wit a ang volunteers for "The Liberal Arts Game of ization years older than the council 8 d with the fact that folkE don't go Life"; a torch-bearer; marchers in cos­ self-older, in fact. than anyone cur m when it's nice out". rently attending St John's College. tume; etc. o-.e come to the point at last: I offer Come to an organizational meeting on i«Q5c. ..- ea~i~ c.3'"'l administration, I am informed, bequea and Lhe polis a great deal. Let C Tuesday afternoon at 3:30 on the ~uad. a debt of $450 to that of Mr Poissonie ep 100% of the profits I generate, Rehearsals will be scheduled then. If This terrible sum is, purportedly, the will pilot RAM uy remote control. ~ ~~~ reason for RAM' s financial d·ownfall. · you aave questions or services to of­ amming, reviewing, advertising, fer, call Richard Davenport at Horsefeathers, say I. I breathe a sig 268-8133. istration-the whole shtick. IDEAS OF ALL SORTS GRATEFULLY ACCEPTED. O.,., ~a~e £r d ~oe~ lac,,_ . of relief in hearing that the sum any strong minJ wil 1 readily intuit, minute. current arrangement of the Delegate In the Fall of '74, I inherited Submitted by av41.V00d bwd.s O.'l"e. a~eal. cil-that of licsensing weekends to Richard Davenport from my predecessor, the noble Mr pendent investors-is a drunkard's Mr Randolph reports that, in a similar ~oo~ f~ !W~~._.,.. manner, he came to office when the or Sincerely yours, ization was in the red. But I di $500 Bairj Donabedian, last On May 16 a group of students 111ill go to believe it, for some reason. In a pan· legitimate (hence still the eastern shore for a one-day course without any trustworthy counselors to reigning) Film Board in parachuting, which concludes with a SIX FLEET STREET I.could turn, I raised the admission President static-line jump. The price for the ANNAPOLIS from 50 cenh; Lo 75 cents. In adverti course is $39.50, but a substantial dis­ MARYLAND 21401 what I thought to be a disaster, Poissonier, as you all may know, count is offered for groups. Anyone 268-5900 a Gold Mine. not chosen by me as Film Board Pres­ wishing to join the group should give a The Delegate Council's subsidy absorb t. In fact, his administration owed ten dollar deposit to Graham Spruiell the initial debt, so The Rogers Albritt. origin to coercion on his part, as or Steve Chew by this Friday. For more BIG SA.LE Memorial Film Society began the year wi l as to a peculiar brand of highly de­ details find one of us. by zero dollars. Was it the end of great ined niaserie on the part of the DC. Harry Golding & Burt Blistein cinema at St John's? Hardly. ever his great work as head honcho Submitted by While showing films with an overall c CS III was evidence of a certain cap­ Steve Chew Books*(over 40 feet of them) 3o% over that of any previous academic i ty. Why did 11e crap out'! Heason: Graham 3pruiell Phone records year, the film board also succeeded in er with divine right of succession, Prints carrying off the following inovations ( r divine wrath. truth-out al last): Fantastically low prices (e.g., most B D paperbacks 10-25¢; most records 50¢ or 1) Exhibiting $400 worth of free sil $1) films in a distinguished series. (Gre FROM THE HEALTH CENTER In Room 107 Mellon (just inside Broken Blossoms, Passion de Jean D'Ar£. Poissonier was paid $0.00, and this the Planetarium en trance). The Crowd, Sunrise, Variety.) ·. a year of utter tsuris. There will be a free film shown Wednesday in the Conversation Room about contra­ Hours: Tue 10-1 2) Subsidizing party events, includi Ull factor-at end of last year, Mr ception entitled "Hope is Not a Method." Wed 10-2 the senior prank, to the tune of some bedian asked Mr Poissonier to be a Show time will be posted in the Coffee fri 9:30-10:30; 1-3 $300. chairman of RAM, in order to have only Shop and the Randall Lobby. 3) Subsidizing the MTG. to a total of film organization on campus (instead *Cook travel, literature, philos- ...;, , $135. ($100 gift; $35 profit from the having 1:Jo tn RAf-i.. :_ar.i.d .III) •. cs Marilyn Kyle op}fj;·, religion, various sciences benefit snowing of Oliver! • ) (esp chemistry), biography, art, Phil Reissman College Nurse 4) Paying Mr Donabedian. $15 pe1· week. Friday night hi-story,' etc. ·See every~hing. for his efforts, hassl~s and outright Lecture-Skipper Saturday BARES ALL! ! ! 10:30 Get down to Campbell parking ve been taking your money for al­ lot for pre-parade assembly (ie free s long as I can remembero Let me ride to the docks) 11:30 The Reality Parade sets out Office of Counseling and Placement-McDowell 22 0 u what is being done with it. ist is accurate to the best of my from the docks to once again spread fear and sophrosune amongst the staid Attention Seniors_:_(and all other interested students)-Jo Harris abilities to name it. Saturday all-day meal denizens of this sleepy colonial port­ of the Maryland ~omm~ssion on Aging will be available on Tuesday, Saturday all-night beer side hamlet May 4, :1976 at 4.30 in McDowell 23 to talk with students about Bedazzled (good movie) 12:00 Ritualistic lighting of the state employment. Ms Harris is also interested in talking with Friday night alcohols ceremonial flamme eternel, with torch female students about women in professional ~obs Alth h M Har · · 1 - .J • • oug s mixers, softer drinks and invocation ris w~ l.talk sp~cifically about Maryland government employ- 3 am breakfast 12:15 Miss Sophrosune Contest assays ment, t~i~ information can be applied to employment within other Friday night show to stoppeth and exalt one in 300 as the state civil service systems. Since this kind of conversation can clean-up of FSK epitome of moderation be very useful to those of you who will soon be seeking permanent extra guards' hours 2:00 The Real Olympics commence. employment, seniors are urged to attend. parade, cups-glasses, Events will include Ellipsoid Hurling, utensils, bribes, etc. Faraday's Static Wave on an Extended you doubtless have noticed, these Rope Contest, the ever-mundane Epicycle tot up to $2,350. I have in my se­ Races, the Aristophanes Race, the Don Buchanan Memorial Heidelburg Duals, the Summerf 3 Jobs: Camp Shenandoah ' Winchester , VA , still has openings bank account $1,900. This means or male ~om_iselors, a waterfront specialist and an arts and a $470 hiatus looms twixt us and Liquid Slide, the Water-Chariot Joust­ ing Contest, the Battie of Salamis, and ~r~fts specia~is~. This camp is for mentally retarded youngsters. ty. With the help of your purse a ary scale is ~350-$500 for two months. h, after all, tis something, no- fi!:ally, for obvioul? reasons, Spartan ), we will make it in, standing up. Mad ball for notices: 1:00-6:00 Food and drink are served Guests over Heality are probably non-stop by your dining hall food ser­ vice~ Beer provided throughout this The Maryland Hall of Records offers summer Archival Internship tinguishable to the guards from 1 aliens. In order to facilitate period courtesy of Campbell Distribu­ Program. Applicants should have demonstrated interest in archi­ tors, National Bah, and the aforesaid val work and proficiency in history. Deadline for applications is tification, I have procured pass $400. May 21, 1976. Fourteen students or graduates will be selected. which I will give you on demand ughout the following week and during 7 :00 Bedazzled is shown in FSK Audi- ity itself. Please try to get yours torium d of time, since I may be hard to io:OO The music begins to play in the on the Weekend. Also please tell Lobby once more, this time accompanied guests that they should wear the by copious quantities of beer and that Graduate Stud~-Syracuse University's graduate program, "The Cul­ all the time; the guards cannot be stuff they serve at waltz parties tural Foun~ations of Eduoa~ior:", might be of interest particularly jected to a constant line of, "Oh, 3:00 The de rigueur Breakfast is of­ to St John s s~u~ents. This is "an interdisciplinary graduate I'm a friend of 's, but he/she fered to the strong of heart and sto­ program.emphas~z~ng ~he study of education as a fundamental human ' 't give me one. Let- me just go find mach in the form of bagels an~ cream ::~i=~nal act~v~ty •. Grad1:1a~es of.this program have taken '3. wide cheese . of positions in administration, governrnen t, in terna tioi:.::i.l her ••• " (I need hardly note that le who do not pay their $5 and then agencies, research agencies and teaching internationally a~d in Sunday the US. g guests on campus will be subject 2:00 (or so) Dave Wald and the Mar- y well-honed talents for coldness velettes from Pittsburgh will play mu­ contempt.) sic on the qu~d. Worth hearing edule of Events is as follows: 4:00 The Boathouse Party for the many selfless workers for Reality (and any Coordinat leaders~ip positions open in a newly-established da - :30 (or thereabouts) The cocktails other die hards) 'creativr 1 -:-,ing ~olony -earn an income while exploring career and hobby fields in a lakefront, mountain environment. served in FSK, more or less contiu­ I want to thank all those who have olJ. Music o.11d plays and suchlike sacrificed time to collect, to drive, 1 occur sporadically in· FSK lobby to arrange, and to negotiate on behalf or auditorium until of Reality. Thanks too to all wLo ave 1:00 The c>ophistry contest will (I For further information paid and will pay their (probably) hard e) be presented earned money for this event. It's been see: Miss Robertson 2:00 The rockanddisco marathon be~ins real. Mrs Braun Your Reality Chairman, Try and get some sleep S Gray somewhere 8 . 0f11::/ . - 9 . THE STORY OF ~ITT.LE 'RED ~RIDING PHILOSOPHER "I have some Truth·for.you'n .sqefsa;t Abbie-- "Seminar Rapist" seminar. One such requirement is that 11 1 thought it might help. 11 , an you, Abbie, te'll me, is the ability one must only propose ideas which one Little Red Riding Philosopher learn~d one "Oh, it certainly will·, ,..,he said. rape seminars something teachable? Or, believes to be truly defensible. Es­ day that one of her seminar tutors was me." She began talking'· ,and .he began not teachable, is it something to be sential to the working of the seminar is not feeling well, having been through one plying. Soon, she began to get suspic uired by training? Or, if it cannot that one will acknowledge any blatant prob­ senior oral and three freshman orals the "My, what strange syllogisms you hay acquired by training, does it accrue lems inherent in such ideas, it being previous afternoon. So, she thought up tutor," she commented. men at birth or in some other way? shameless to refuse to admit what is oo­ some Truth, and went off to help him. '~he better to show you the Truth, m --signed, Juanita Thoughtbane vious. One need simply be truly shame­ However, on her way through the coffee dear." less, and a little clever, and one can be shop, she met a sophist. "My, what great analogies you have enough, I have had many people a successful seminar rapist. "Ah, what do you have in your mind?" tutor," she continued. ' very same question. First, he asked slyly. "The better to bring you out into t me tell the readers what Seminar- Submitted by "Some Truth," she replied truthfully. light, my dear." ing (S-R) ic. s-R is a way to crutch Jeremy Kilborn "What are you going to do with it?" "My, what atrocious logic you have, •s cripJiled ego at the expense of the he asked. tor," she said. inar. Probably the very best way to "I'm taking it to my seminar tutor, who "The better to ruin your cril>e ;:>-R would be to enumerate the is not feeling well. He had four orals he shouted, and started in les of the game'. The first rule is yesterday." great sophistries. IN A LOUD VOICE. The purposes of "I see. May I hear some of that Truth?" But fortunately, Socrates overhead s are to be heard (and thus paid at­ he asked. discussion and rushed to the rescueo tion to), and to intimidate the other ''No, it's all for my tutor." She had He slipped into a nearby temple, threw dents-,-especially the shy ones. The heard what sophists could do, given just his cloak, and was on his way. He ar­ and rule is KEEP TALKING. Say the rived just in time. The sor,hi.->+ hHi a little bit of truth. st t~ing that comes to your mind and ~ "Well, we'll see about that," he said, cornered Little Red Ridin1 philosoJiher ck to ito Thii.:5 is the fun part, the and hurried off. He knew a short cut to f::iulty syllogism, and had !LL.u..1._._J ..;uiiv~ llenge: to defend these first-thoughts 130.'t'l'lsie-v- the tutor's house, and took it. He knock­ her that she should eat in the dining though your life de-.pended on their de­ 6. ed at the.door. hall that evening. However, Socrates, Of course, these first-thoughts "Who is it?" the tutor asked faintly. a fit of divine inspiratiori, destroyed frequently preposterous. This will "Socrates," the sophist replied. all of the sophist's arguments utterly clear to two-thirds of the seminar and '1 t-adi.t ~a( "How can I be sure?" the tutor asked, hurriedly gave him hie:; diplomG>. 1 and th y will all at once ~ant you to explain with a remnant of logos. him out. t marvelous insight of yours allows "I went down to the. Piraeus yesterday The tutor was reccued from the close to make such a claim. It's true, you 0'\~y (a+j> 1-ood with Glaucon, the son of Ariston, to pay and they all lived dialectically ever e no insight my devotions to the goddess, and also except for the sophist, who is now fin e no such insight, but you have the because • • • " ing the difficulties of getting a job el! The best way to defend those pre­ Cattat.l tF~ "4 ~b PM. "Okay, okay, 11 the tutor cried. "Come only a liberal arts education. sterous first-thoughts is, paradoxically, ino II Kevin Parker th preposterous reasons. These prepos­ J101HCZ b1ar:f.s .55 The sophist came in. The tutor was rous reasons are then supported by still lying on his bed reading a c0mic book and her preposterous reasons. (It's a sur­ mumbling in Greek "Logos. Eidos. Arete. isingly simple method, but it will take Dikaiosyne. Sophrosyne. Logos ••• " e other students months to figure out hh Slati Ctf"cL~ He looked up. "You' re not Socrates, 11 he w it works.) said suspiciously. On the third level of support, try to "No, I'm not. I'm a sophist and I'm ·ve more .Plausible reasons for your ori­ going to convince you to hide in the clo­ nal comment, which by now you can have set." adually transmuted into a slightly dif­ "No, you mustn't do that. Have pity. rent position. Some may notice this w I went through four orals yesterday. Have .a: light change, and you will be caught if 0. mercy." The sophist didn't, of course, 1- ou don 1 t Deny Having Said What You Saide (/) and quickly convinced the tutor that he f the others don't believe you, pout, Summer Job should be tied up and hide in the closet. co~0 ay they don't understand. A last resort NO~£. With that taken care of, he leaped in f>,f'£. P- to cry. A much better resort is to La0t two weeks in June, taking care the bed, in the tutor's place, and waited ,sco u~'' t someone else talk for a few minutes, of 4 boys, ages 7-10, from 8 am to 4 pm. for Little Red Riding.PhiloSQpher. o OPEN 10 TO 9 WEEKDAYS ich you haven't done yet (it's now Car for taking small trips required. She was there shortly, having .. had a 10 TO 6 SATURDAY , :33), and they will gladly change the $75 a week. short discussion of justice on the way Ubject. Wait five minutes, and'st~t in Call Mrs Judith Licht, after 5 pm, over. She knocked at the door. RECORDS ON SALE EVERYDA~; ain. 263-8052. "May I come in, tutor?" she asked. This process works so well because of Submitted by "Yes, you may, my dear," the impostor 5 7 WEST STREET he implied requirements of attending a G Berns replied. She came in. 11

LAST WEEK-END WHEN THE GROWN-UPS WERE HERE The Board was informed that the 168 "Lucifer signatures were gathered in about an ho of and a half the previous evening (indica Friday the 23rd, at 3pm, the Board that the sentiment had strong student Visitors and Governors met in FSK. support). . · e frightening fall from luminosity: Mr Wilson discussed proposed changes in It was observed thcit if the finan- angel devilled, heaven helled, the lab program. He presented two new cial aid will be sufficient (it will be e uncreated spawning self; schemes one of which begins music in raised in proportion to tie tuition hike ht extracted, darkness comes again; the Fre~hman year (thus lightening the the group most affected by the increase Sophomore load) and adds quantum theory costs will be the middle income famili hoate sadness and molecular biology to the Senior year. who do not qualify for help. ing man ifest Some discussion of the Junior lab program It was also pointed out.. tha.t it ic.: :no fallen form followed. Board members asked about the in the college 1 s interest to cor1tinue t ozen in disobedience; value of chemistry• Is it a sufficient trend as it will soon only attr'lct :o tu.J background for advanced study? Mr Wilson from wealthy families. h passing day without repair pointed out that should Scheme I be ~dop- Ms Aitken, in her report on admis.sio s the mechanism more, ted it would result in a $40,000 savings said that many students.withdrew becCJ.us vine devastation takes place; Sisyphus to the college. a) it was too expensive, ar.d b) the fi:. On Saturday at 9 in the King William ancial aid available was not enou6h. irling constellations Room Mr Elzey began the meeting with his The Board assured us that when it las e to Earth Sisyphus, your rock will roll, repo;t. The College made substantial met, a lot of consideratioL '-":'-G _t.,ut d fallen through it, And you will ever toil; savings on heat this winter. We are ear- the decision to raise the tuitioL. Torn by terrors on the way, ning interest on money invested in certi- pointed out that the actual co~t of eJ- You stagger to the slanting top ficates of deposit and much of the College's ucating a student at St Joh~'u for one foul place, But cannot stop. money is now being deposited in interest year is $7700, of which more tnah $3000 opposite of Eden, bearing savings accounts and the money is in.:,tructional cost alone. ied from the eye. Where do you find your courage, switched to checking accounts 3 times They wanted clS to '.ader:..: t:.d.1 ~k•:.- if the soul; 0 so firmly locked in hell; a month. there hetd been any other wqy for them t Does it come to you Mr Elzey was commended by the Board for get the money, they wou.ld. not have r:u,.;. easing care, As you reach the summit, his skillful management of the College's the tuition (::i.t lea.st 'uy uo muchj. rrowing up the brow Before you plummet? · e a troubled pasture, funds. After lunch, the Board again conveneL'l. 1 College investments were up 10 per cer,t Mr Charles Cooley presiiing" He report inkles the wretched, Or does it gather in you this year but it is still too early to on the Fund for the 1')60' u, :t C:...tJ;1.t-•' 1ign On the long path down, determine the effect of the new iuvestment which the college expects ;,;o raioc $<...'.'.; d the sorrow Does your breast counselors. million. This money \!\'ill go towar·i ne•,,r f joy in the world, Stir with longing The following petition was ;:;ubmitted construction on both camp1;.:.:ec3 and will dded to all the rest, Ever to be climbing? to the Board. increase the Annapolis enJ.owment ±'rom the soul of the enraged; "Last year the incre.ase in tuition,. room 8 to 12 million ancJ. the Sant..a Fe endow- No pilgrim you, and board was $150.00; this year the in- ment from 1 to lU million. Mr Cooley ust, its lizard robes disclosed, With metaphorical burden crease was two and a half times as great hopes to raice $10 million l:.iy 3e_fJtember ing evil breed evil, '110 be shed at last; -$375.00. Next year's proposed increase 30 when the first kick-off dinner is owing sin in the world, No celestial brightness is even greater than last year's - $4:_,o.oo. scheduled to ta.ke place in New York. tarting strife; Will give your load a lightness. This year, for the first time, the cost We will have copies of the rn:lnutu; will go over $5000.00. This figure does next week for anyone who is interestel. e liquid lines of stars Have you so long lost hope not include such major exlJenses as tr.3..DB- --Your Student Reps on the boarj, hiver unseen That it makes no issue portation, books, clothing, medical and Dan Jerrems t the blasphemy What you feel, dental expenses. ;:lou Elliott llowed to live. Pushing and dragging, "We the undersigned students find this It struck me as c~rious that the col- With your face sagging'? intolerable. This year, through tJ:ie lege could raise 10 million dollars in G Berg Student Budget Review Committee, we students five months and still not ue able to What strength perverse, attempted to cut expenses in the college find a way to nold down the tuition in- Just short of being good, budget with the hope that there would be crease. However, I've been informed Makes defeat and triumph equal, no neerl for a tuition increase• We ask that most of that money, if it _does Transforming your stagger that the Board of Visitors and Governors come in, will be in the form of pledges Into a swagger? a.a its best to eliminate the need for the of indeterm,inate length. tuition increase." --D. Jerrems G Berg Une Pensee a Baudelaire 12 13

Song of ~; Ret~ospect The stony bosom of the sphinx ~-made of granite, not of sandstone~-· Where myriads hurl their hapless selves The moon is full and false tonight JI// lite 6wt 11u~ftiA /r Upon the fatal which perserves itself Brown-misted and bright· ' In drawing others to their deaths; It hides its face from full view, High upon the stony shelf Revelling in obscurity. The victims' bodies strewn about ltt.RL1trY Give witness to their mad attempt. All I feel is faint annoyance Beauty bares her mirror eyes, Pangs of disapproval; ' Reflects the longing in the soul; Where once I found your door All the voice that man discerns Is the echo of his own desire; As irresitible as love Exuding the incomprehensible, Now I find it guards nothing' dear, Drawing men nearer, daring them Hides no secret there. Robert de La Viez 'l'o answer the firstmost riddle, of themselves, Wine and Cheese Beauty lures them; All I felt is gone, the passion's piercing, Fifty one West Street - Annapolis Bowed and broken, low before the heights, The tearing and the twisting % Block off Church Circle The sordid lover of his own love lies, The distortion of self ' 267-8066 - Daily 10-6 His eyes as blank as those of his huge idol, As it tries to meet another Reflecting her reflection; The silences, the sighs, th~ sign; ._,!!_.. {.~· '-J; The large lethargic self-fascination All malignant, all benign. ~ , .-.-, '~·, Has built this monstrosity which ~ Would not exist without man; All I had was momentary, ~~,\.1 . ., Ij Inaccessible to him, for he made it so. Incapable of bearing forever ~ . .!,. Two souls in its frail bark ... ,.. ~-~-d.-- ~·· It left some ripples ' Inhuman ideali ty Where it sank To rew.ain poised as long as she does; And then was blank. Our petty actions seem grotesque Before this mighty face All I said is strange now Which makes us imitate it's See~ing from unfaithful lips; Ease in unrest, a feast of form; It is all better cherished lost Unnatural languor Then torn to rubbish in trying The posing of the self To find a shred Reluctant to break the lines of its construction Of something dead. Discovers it dimensionless; On the Recognition of Sins Its decadences drive All my faith is false now, Between the organic and the stone; Found and lost, taken and left; Can the one who watches be alive? These sins are all my own, Wh~m~y and will were partners once, Corruption, all self-conscious, Spread before me Pulling me with them· Contains the source of ruin, self; Like a mask of evil; Dragging me down where' I could not see All man's rapture is to make him still; Could only be. • For him, the illness hatching in the heart, When I have laid them down, The violent inviolable The mold of my face 0 moon, have mercy, Action's premeditated purpose. Looks familiar; Beam as clearly The stuff of life is blood As I can remember Found only where it's split; And I know what I Once you did; am,_ No other display of it is sufficient; In day or night, Be my friend Life is only acknowledged when it has been .• Seen or unseen· And neve:r end. ' Taken in some way; These harsh dark dreams are the soul's Will I be damned? G Berg Greatest yearning, that For the mask I will resume· Which is at once far from it and near to it; I have no other face. ' These charms are not for men; they are for gia~ts; So men oecome inhuman in this observation· . ' G Berg The focus of humanity Is something so huge And so horrible in his smallness Next to a giant, he becomes a pygmy.

G Berg M The Admissions Office 'has- spent·- a: great CITY PLANNING deal of time this year gathering informa­ ENGLISH 15 tion about what our graduates do·. Thl.s Catholjc University list of graduate schools which have ac­ Marlboro University Brandeis University Duquesne University cepted St. Johnnies is one preliminary University of Michigan rockport State University Johns Hopkins University result. I've submitted it to ~ Collegian University of Pennsylva alifornia State Polytechnic College Middlebury College in spite of its great length in hopes atholic University New York University that it will help destroy some of the CLASSICS colleqe of St. Thomas Oklahoma State University nasty rumors about the difficulties St. College of William and Mary State University of New York Johnnies face after graduation. I know Boston University olurnbia University Temple University such rumors exist because I heard and be­ Brown University rewe College (England) Texas Western University lieved them when I was a student. There Columbia University .C. Teachers' College University of Buffalo Johns Hopkins University are a lot of good schools listed here, I ~orge Washington University University of California (Berkeley) hope you will notice. Please also note New York University ;oucher Col legn University of Chicago Princeton University that the majority of the graduates do not ~rvard University University of Connecticut take any additional undergraduate work be­ Stanford University nhns Hopkins University University of South Carolina fore graduate work, or if they do, very State University of New York (Buffalo) os Angeles State College University of Texas little. Again and again we were told that University of Chicago ,oyola Univ0rsity University of Virginia the alumni can easily hold their own with University of Michigan arshall University Wesleyan University graduates of other colleges and that they University of Pittsburgh cGill University III STORY find graduate school less of a challenge University of Oregon ntessori (Interna tj anal) Training and less exciting than St. John's. Before University of Texas Institute (D.C.) you tell someone else that St. Johnnies University of Toronto ontessor i Ins ti tu te of Atlanta Bucknell University can't do anything with their education, University of Virginia organ Stat.· r1nivcrsity Columbia University find out if it's true. ew York University Denver University DIVINITY Georgetown University Submitted by enn State University New School for Social Research Berkeley Divinity School Joanne Aitken utgers University State University of New York (Albany) Boston University School of Theology t. John's University Syracuse University Catholic University alem State College University of Delaware Columbia University eattle University University of Maryland Episcopal Theological Seminary of the A~HITECTURE AND DESIGN tanford University LANGUAGE Southwest emple University Faith Theological Seminary coiumbia University niversity of Buffalo Harvard University General Theological Seminary (NY) Harvard University niversity of Chicago Johns Hopkins University Gregorian University (Rome) Illinois· Institute of Technology niversity of Delaware Princeton University Hartford Theological Seminary Parsons School of Design University of East Africa Sorbonne Harvard Divinity School Pratt Institute of Maryland University of California Holy Trinity Orthodox Seminary Princeton University of Pennsylvania University of Chicago Louisville Presbyterian Seminary (KY) Southern California Institute of Architecture University of Rochester University of Michigan Princeton Theological Seminary University of Maryland University of Tulsa University of Virginia School of Divinity, University of the University of Pennsylvania University of Virginia Vanderbilt University Seabury Western Seminary University of Virginia Wesleyan University Stan King School for the Ministry (CA) LAW Wheelock College Union Theological Seminary FILM American University ART HISTORY Virginia Theological Seminary Antioch School of Law (Washington, D.C.) 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California (Berkeley) Cornell University University of London Medical College of Pennsylvania University of California (Davis) Duke University University of Massachusetts New York Medical College University of Chicago Georgetown University University of North Carolina New York University University of Cincinnati Harvard University University of Oregon Ohio State University University of Heidelberg Howard University University of Pennsylvania Pennsylvania Hospital School of University of Melbourne (Australia) Indiana University Yale University Nursing University of North Carolina Johns Hopkins University University of Notre Dame Laval University (Canada) 18 SCIENCE (CONTINUED) FILM PROPOSAL The students demand a better film service• THEATER AND DRAMA but ~hey will not get it as long as that ' Mankato State University I propose that the Delegate Council es­ service remains in the hands of a club Mount Holyoke College Catholic University tablish a standing Film Committee to be presideLt or his board who have only to New York University Columbia University responsible for showing a wide variety of ~swer to themselves for the kinds of films shown on this campus. Old Dominion University (VA) Sorbonne (Paris) films to the college community at a low price" Ohio State University Yale University My proposal is to get rid of the film Penn State University Such a committee would be composed of club once and for all. The film service Princeton University 5 members nominated by the Polity Presid­ must be placed in the h~nds of an organ­ Purdue University WRITING AND JOURNALISM ent and approved by the Council. Each iz~tion whlct will be aenaiti•e to the Queen's University (Belfast, North Ireland) candidate would be required to appear be­ students' film Qemands; the film committee Rutgers University Columbia University fore the Co1mcil to give an account of I am rroposing would be s~ch an organi­ St. Andrews University (Scotland) ,Johns Hopkins University his.or her tastes in f~lms so.that ·~Pm~ zati n. ThiG committee would be more re­ Smith College Radcliffe College be~s representing a broad spectrum of sponGible fir..ancially, since it will be Sorbonne (Paris) State University of New York the film tastes of the community will be but an arm of the Council itself, and more Texas A & M University University of Iowa appointed. responsible to the students' de:nar.ds con­ Tulane University University of Missouri The committee members would then elect cerning the types of films shown, since Tulsa University a chairman and/.:ir secrel;'i.ry to run meet­ it will be C'.)mposed of studer"ts with a University of California (Berkeley) O'I'IIER ings and keep records of all film trans­ wide range of taGtes. This proposal would, University of California (San Diego) actions. Such an officer would be in I think, be a large st'3p toward relieving University of Cambridge American University (Cairo)--Arabic Studies close contact with the Polity Treasurer. our a..'lllua~ film woes. University of Chicago California College of Arts and Crafts The committee would be required to report University of Colorado City College of New York--Industrial to the Council monthly on its financial Submitted by University of Edinburgh Management standing and on general film attendance. Bob Ellictt University of Georgia Columbia University--African Studies Student sentiments toward the quality of University of Illinois Drexel Institute--Information Science films shown could be properly demonstrated University of Maryland Harvard University--Medieval Philosophy/ at this time. University of Michigan Semitic Languages As usual, the .Council would reserve the DOCKSIDE University of Missouri Hebrew University--Judaica power to remove 'a committee member for University of New Mexico Indiana University (Bloomington)--Folklore incompetence or in order to preserve a Annapolis Jewish Theological Serninary--Judaica balanced representation of student tastes. University of North Carolina Dock folk think Laval University (Canada)--Logic Monies appropriated by the council for University of Oklahoma Dave's crab stuffings University of Pennsylvania London University--Anthropology the showing of films would be distributed are great, but I say University of Arkansas--Counseling to the committee on a semester basis, thus University of Utah Bouillabaisse is best. University of Virginia University of California (Santa Barbara) preventing the squandering of funds early University of Washington Painting in the year, which has resulted in great Arthur University of Wisconsin University of Connecticut--Nutritional debts over the past several years. Vanderbilt University Science * * * * * Wesleyan University University of Delaware--Museum Studies Yale University University of Denver--Communications In my opinion, there have been 2 critical University of Illinois--Anthropology problems with film-showing at St. John's: University of Bawaii--Overseas Operations ~mproper management of funds and a lack SOCIAL SCIENCE (similar to Area Studies major in China) of variety in the kinds of films shown. University of Pennsylvania--Folklore RAM is, according to its charter, an inde­ Adelphi University pendent "club" which has assum2d the re­ Boston University sponsibility of providing films for the IU Bryn Mawr College college. The two problems have arisen Fordham University Records, Tapes directly from ti1io illegiti:nate n.rrange­ Howard University ment: the DeleGatE Council, for one, has Hunter College Stereo Equipment had little or tlO control ever the way in New School for Social Research which its money is sp2nt by RAM, thus Syracuse University l~aving the path open to mitimanagement, University of Chicago and,. perhaps a great er problcm, tre Coun­ Open7Days University of Keele (Staffordshire, England) cil has 1'.ud no coritrol over 1-mat kind of University of Louisville (KY) HI-Fl SHOP films RAM shows. This _;_at·cer problem has 11am--11pm University of Maryland caused the rai:;h•'!r ludicrcu.s situ.s.tion of University of Pennsylvania 7 Parole Plaza 263-2992 the cour;cil abdicating its responsibility 22 Market Space University of Pittsburgh to provide a film sP.rViC!le for the entir.e community to a private club which shows 268-2576 only films interesting to it,q f?w members. RAM FIUI CLUB CHARTER ' 21 year and begins to show more expensive Delegate Council Meeting-:-April 27 the committee. (It is Bruce Hopkins.) • films, the president must alternate the To fill the power vacuum, Ms Lobdell mo­ Purpose: 'llle purpose of the RAM film more expensive with those of a nominal Present: Oggins, Lobdell; Franks; Wells; tioned that Mr Kneisal be.made head of club will be to provide artistic and en­ cost in an effort to avoid the chance of Allardice; Traeger; Young; Elliott; Kim­ the food committee. Several people tertai.riing films at a nominal cost to the excessive loss. If the treasurer does ble; Kneisl. spoke in favor of Mr Kneisal. The mo­ community. It will be opened to all in­ not agree with the decision of the club's tion was passed, utterly unanimous. terested persons within the community who president to show more expensive films, The meeting faded into order when Jill Mr Elliott and Mr Young gave a brief have suggestions which will provide for a he can exercise his righ~ of veto. Potkalitsky raised her voice to ask for summary of the meeting of the board of better RAM. If the president misuses the powers $7.50 for a small party. The motion to Visitors and Governors (Veez and Geez). Composition and powers of the film given him, he can be removed by unani­ _give her the money was made formal and In a general spirit of intoxication, board: .A film board will be established mous vote by the council, provided the passed unanimously. (Mr Elliott's words: "We got sloshed which will meet at least three times a co.uncil can show bevond a reasonable The next order of business was to ap­ on good liquor ••• ") Mr Elliott and Mr year. It will be opened to all community doubt that he did misuse his powers. A point four new justices to the polity Young witnessed the budget being ap­ members who have suggestions ·'to make about misuse of power by the president would court. After a procedural hassle, Ms proved. Mr Jerrems' petition was read improving any aspect of the £ilm club. be anything contrary to that set out a­ Lobdell submitted four names, two for but, while the board expressed sympathy 'Films will be discussed and considered as bove. A removed president can appeal full terms, two for half terms. They with Mr Jerrems' concern over the tui­ wtll as ways by which the film club can thjs decision of the council to the were: tion increase, they said that there was be made to remain solvent. A list of polity court wh~n not given due process C Craig for half-term (until next Nov­ nothing they could 'do. Two other items titles can be submitted to the president or not shown to be an abuser beyond a ember)~~assed un~nimously. of interest: first, the budget passed reasonable doubt. for consideration by any community member. S Chew for half-term~passed with only has only $4000.00 for the Student Polity All meetings will be publicly announced. Failure by the treasurer to provide a two abstentions (Kneisl & Franks) instead of the $4700.00 we had counted Powers of the president: The president financial report to th, rrP:i "l"r +- and R Plaut for a full-term (until next on. Second, the budget did not include to exercise his veto powers properly are shall determine which films will be shown March)~passed unanimously. any of the recommendations of the stu­ grounds for an appeal to the council in the year and when they shall be sched­ M Levine for a full-term~passed unan­ dent budget review committee, most no­ uled. He will consider cost in his selec­ that the treasurer be rebuked or over­ imously. tably those concerning the gradual phas­ tions and concentrate on finding those ruled by the council. ing in of students on the janitorial and Ji;Lp:is of artistic and entertaining value Appointment of the president: The Mr Young said that the seniors want grounds crews. 'rh.ere is hope that $100.00 front money for the Senior Prank. which can· be rented for a nominal fee early president has the power to appoint his things can be "worked out" on both in the school year. A nominal rent shall He, of course, let slip no clue as to1 successor. If he is removed by the counts. Mr Young will have details of what the prank would be, but said that be S75 or less. In the event that the council, the council has the power to the planned fund raising drive at the film club profits in this time beyond appoint his successor. If he leaves there was no chance that the money next meeting. those monies provided by the DC, the pres­ would not be paid back in full. The without appointing his successor, the Kimble motioned that the club en­ ident can elect to show more expensive precedent of advancing front money was Mr council has the right to appoint his titled "Polity", which lets the Student films later in the school year under cer­ mentioned and confirmed by Mr Kimble. successor. All appointments made by Polity buy envelopes, copy things, and tain provisions. The president will be Mr. Kimble said that we had the money, either the president or the council so on, be given another ;23.00 because responsible for making sure the film club must be confirmed in wnting and published but that we would need it returned it~ almost broke. Passed unanimously. consumes all its monies provided by the in THE COLLEGIAN. Failure to do so promptly to pay certain bills that council, the president shall suspend allows anyone to contest an appointment could be expected s.oon. The motion As a dismal preface to the RAM dis­ business which could lead to debt until on the grounds that there was no con­ was made to front them the money, to cussion, Mr Kimble informed us of the such time as new monies are made available. firmation. Anyone contesting an appoint­ be returned by Monday, May 17. Passed current state of the RAM debt. It seems Provisions of presidential office: The ment can bring his case up to the polity unanimously. that the bills for "Ivan the Terrible" Delegate Council treasurer will be respon­ court, who will decide whether the ap­ Ms. Lobdell, speaking for Mr Clendenin, have come in and they total $211.00. sible for all funds given to the club by pointment is valid or not. If the polity said. that the bus trip to "Waiting for Add, to that a $7.00 phone bill and the the council and gate receipts given by the court decides that an appointment is in­ Godot" had run over expected cost by debt comes to 'roughly $218.oo. As you club's president each week. He will use valid, then the person whose appointment some $8.oo. She described Mr. Clendun­ , remember from last week, the photo.­ these monies to pay for the film club's was contested can not be renamed presi­ in's heroic efforts to talk around the graphy club was stripped of its $80.00 expenses. The president, after making dent. additional cost, and his politic com­ in order-to pay a net deficit of $18.00 his selections, will submit them to the Show dates: All show dates given by promise which ended in the fact that he for RAM. That left RAM $62.00 in the DC treasurer before ordering the films the development office shall be the exclu­ wants $4.00.more than he has got already. black. But 218 is bigger than 62, so for showing. The DC treasurer shall have sive property of the film club. Indepen­ Mr Wells expressed concern about the the upshot is that this week we have to the right to veto any film which is be­ dent film exhibitors shall have thP ri~ht precedent being set, but everyone ag­ scr~pe up $156.00 in order to keep away yond a responsible price. An irrespon­ to reque~t ~ates from the pres~de~t. - The reed that it was a modest request for a the bill collectors. (Some~ody asked sible price is any price above the nomi­ president shall consider the requests and good cause. Motion to give him the if the bill collector comes, who would nal· fee which the film club cannot afford. attempt to reach some satisfactory agree­ $4.00 passed unanimously. he come for? It turns out that he Ms f.,obdell requested a report from the The treasurer can veto films for cost only ment with the requesting person. ·The woul~ come for Mr Elzy o-r Mr Weigle president shall have the right to deny fo.o.d·commit~ee but, after a little con­ before they would come for Mr Poisson­ and for no other reason. The treasurer fusion, it turned out that there was no shall. be required to report in writing any request made for a weekend showing ier. The college is responsible for the to the president the financial status of date. committee the-re to report. Mr Kneisl, debts incured by RAM.) a member of t):le committee, said that Ms the club every two months. In the event Submitted and Mr Kimble, as always, had a scheme Marie .Toler. liad resigned and that he worked out to cover t.he debt. The that the film club profits early in the Written by Janelle Stevenson did not.even: know the other member of fencing club had approved removal of ~ by Bryce ·JaC'Obsen· · So they are· still ·l60.00 from their funds, and Mr Collins by the members of the committee themselv ack: The weather was glorious ••• there slini chance of had approved the removal of $60.00 from and that the result would be a varied s s a fine turnout of participants and '?b.e Guardians the photography club. That's $120.00. lection of film fare. Mr Young was con~ ectators ••• and everybody seemed to be quest for the softbali;-~·lt:i:tll,e was compro­ The Chess and Go club has some money, cerned that the hard working committee ving a good time. On the whole, it mised considerably.· ~011r.r1·t~~' "411 have but Mr Kimble said he couldn't find them chairman would have no more power than s probably our best track meet ever, t 1o beat the Waves in the fina1· gallJEl, or to ask whether he could take it. So the any other member. Mr Elliott replied spite of no new records being set e se we shall have a tree-way tie'for other thirty and some odd dollars would that that was the way all committees who needs them?). first! Should this happen, ·the p1ay-off have to come from the General Fund. Mr worked, which seemed sufficient. Once again the Hustlers took the Meet goes like this: one team is given a by~'i .. Welu; was concerned again about the prec­ There was no vote on the matter becaus nors. Mr Goldstein was unbeatable at and then plays the winner of the other edent being set, but the bills still had it seemed to everyone that the virtues 0 e mjddle distances of 220, 440, and two teams for the ch~mpionship. The two to be paid. Motion to transfer mo~ey procrastination outweighed the need for o yards. Mr Stephan, wno doesn't know losers then play to settle second and from those clubs in order to ~ay the RAM quick action. Besides, the rumor was is own strength, surprized himself by third, if necessary. debt passed, Mr Wells only abstaining. abroad that L Tamlyn had a proposal yet inning the Shot Put. His victory, Druids-24; Greenwaves~3· A real laugh• RAM: There were two proposals set forth to make. More next week! oming late in the meet, killed a[ly er, this. All of the Druids got into the concerning films for next year. Both of hance3 that the Spartans might have had act, and very few of the Waves did. The these are described in articles else­ Waves could not fathom the sneaky p:i,.tch• Grant Franks 0 overtake the Hustlers. Hence the where in this issue of THE COLLEGIAN. inal Mile Relay was strickly for PRIDE. ing of Mr Kass, who recieved fine support Mrs Stevenson proposed a new RAM film those four fille Hustler runners (Phil­ from his fielders most. of the time. Can club with various financial controls to ips, Goldstein, Doremus and Cox... three the Waves recover from this disaster to prevent what had happened with the RAM qf them 'new') proved once again that beat the Guardians on Tuesday? If so, debt in the past. Mr Elliott recommended ~hey we re the best. we shall have O\ll' three-way tie. that films be handled by a new standing · Mr van Beuren kept the Spartans close TEAM STANDINGS: committee of the Delegate Council. by running a close 0econd in the three Softball w L Pts. Total Team Pts •. After Mrs Stevenson read her proposal, races won by M.r Goldstein, and by winning the meeting was open for questions. Mr Druids 5 3 17 Spartans 120 the mile easily in a fast time. The Young asked why it required a unanimous Guardians 5 2 17 Druids 115 HE-MEN'S SPORTS by Bob Elliott other Spartan victory came from the vote to remove the president-couldn't Hustlers 4 4 16 Hustlers 113 & Ken Kimble strong arm of Mr Clendenin in the Soft­ the·rx::: do what it wanted with the clubs? G!l'eeaw~ves 4 3 15 Greenwaves 109 ball TI-row. Mr Elliott, answering on her behalf, Spartans 1 7 10 Guardians 92 Tennis Tourney: Congratulations to The Waves picked up wins from Mr said that the DC cannot ordinarily re­ Messrs. Auyang and Brown on their im­ Spruiell in the Discus and Mr Gray in Since only the Fitness Test and one moye the president of an~ .. clu~,. but that pressive victory in the 1st Annual Kimble­ the Long Jump. In the 100-yard dash, softball game remain, we can speak mean­ we can revoke the charter of any· club at Elliott Memorial Spring Invitational Round ingfully of the rmathematical' possibil­ any time for any reason, which is power Mr Dibble of the Druids was the fastest. Robin Men's Doubles Tennis Tournament last In the High Jump, an era ended with ities that could ha~pen. Since the Hus­ enough. Ms Lobdell wanted to know how Sunday. The two January Freshmen (look tlers and Spartans have by far the most much money the club would want. Mrs the triumph of Mr Hill, his fourth in out for them next fall!) won 16 of 20 four years. His record of 5' 8Y2", set people qualified in the Fitness Test, we Stevenson replied that, barring any games, 2 of their losses coming at the assume that they will capture- the first transferred debt from this year, $600 two years ago, still stands ••• and prob­ hands of Mr Jacobsen and Mr Whjte, who ably will for many a year to come. and second places. If so, it all boils seemed fair. Mr Wells wanted to know finished second with 13 wins. Tennis down to this: exactly the procedure followed with the Last week we asked, "How will the Hus­ circles still resound with the awestruck tlers win the Track Meet, without Mr I) Spartans win the Fitness Test ••• they receipts, but that point remained vague. murmurs caused by the appearance of a will then have 130 points and will win Mr Elliott asked just who would be the Weber?" Well, now you know. You start tall silver-haired man lifted from the out with ~ne holdover from last year, the year also. final judge in deciding what films would pages of GQ. Who was that man whose im­ II) Rustlers win Fitness·, with SpEJ.rtans be seen and how we could be certain that Mr Phillips. Then you draft people like pec-caole sweat-suit won the hearts of Messrs Ainsworth, _Gallerano, and Stephan. second the entire community would not be sub­ all? Lord knows his initials aren't MJ. A) Waves lose to Guardians in softball ••• ject to the cinematic tastes of just one Then you trust to your lucky stars and As for the play of Kimble-Elliott, well, obtain Messrs Cox, Doremus, and Gold- Guardians win softball, Hustlers get 3 of its members? Mrs Stevenson replied it wasn't exactly memorialable •. Anyway, bonuB points ending year with 126 points, that the president would be the final 3tein from the Freshmen Allocation. the Final Standings were: That's all it takes. tied with the Spartans. If the Druids word on film choice. The financial then were third in Fitness, they would Te;:ims Wins Softball: Druids-5; Spartans-1. The scrutiny of the treasurer would motivate finish with 125. the president to seek out films that would (1) Auyang-Brown ~ Sparta_'ls (and the Druids) are doing their level best to ~eep up our interest in the B) Waves beat Guardians in softball bring in crowds and would therefore be (2) Jacobsen-White 13 1) Waves win the play-off ..• Hustlers popular. (3) Born-Wasserman 10 final team standings for the year, which will be announced :3oon ••• I am sure. All get two bonus points, ending with 125. By the time Mr Elliott read his proposal, (4) ·Littleton-Mallin 8 Spartans will win with 126. we were pretty tire of the whole deal. Elliott-Kimble 8 sorts of ties or narrow victories arEt still! possible. Stay tuned for further 2) Druids win the play-off ••• There was some talk of the incherranc'e ·of (5) DeRoos-Jeschke 5 a) Druids are third in Fitness, committees in general. (Come to the DC developments. Hustlers-8; Guardians-?. The Hustlers, ending with 127, and winn~ng the year. if you do-n't believe it!-GF) Mr Elliott Many thanks to all participants for a after sagging in softball last week,. came b) Druids are fourth in Fitness, was quick to point out that the pains of_ fine afternoon of tennis, and especially through w_i th a vital win over the league ending with 125. Spartans win the year. eommittee procedure wo-u-1d oniy be suff~red tac Mr Jaeob-sen. for his dona tic:m · o.f. ~all&· ' . " . ~· leading Guardians ••• i.e., vital for them 3) Guardians win the play-off ••• if they are .to keep their hopes alive in Spartans win the year at 126. ·I!!: Ir ISma Climb_er, BMT Casserole V W.lah .Barebi.t . I)- 1mQ Chicken, Beef Oriental Y Chine.se Dinner L- Hamburger, Welsh Rarebit V Cabbage Roll D- Pizza, White Fish V Cheese Blintzes Wed: L- Grilled Cheese, Beef Croques V Egg Foo Young D- Meat Loaf, Chicken Chow- Mein V Quiche Supreme Thu: L- Hamburger Hero, Perch :Men. Evening V Mushroom & Pepper P~zza SteakNite D- Turkey Slices, Beef Stew Tu:s. Evening Baked Moussaka V Lima Bean Casserole Wed. E'\efling Sawttarm Fri: L- Western Omelette, Franks German - V Egg Salad & Yogurt Plate Thur. 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