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Forecast from Weather.com Editor-in-Chief...... Michael Bybel Managing Editor...... Dennis Monaghan Advertising Manager...... Katherine Conte Distribution Manager...... Robespierre Dornagon Archive Manager...... Jenna Gilligan NEWS WIRE Nicholas Sarkozy and Burglar watches porn Faculty Adviser...... Scott Walsh Carla Bruni both admit on church equipment after break-in to having affairs Ames, Iowa Editorial Staff Paris Associated Press The Telegraph (U.K) Second-degree burglary charges have News Editor...... Joe Gorgone The suggestion that Sarkozy and Bru- been filed against an Ames man who broke ni were both committing adultery first into a church where he allegedly used the Business Editor...... Michael Zaydon emerged on Twitter, the microblogging institution’s electronic equipment to watch website. It was followed by a report in the pornography. Police allege the 55-year-old Forum Editor...... Rosemary Shaver Sunday newspaper Le Journal du Diman- man broke into the First Christian Church che. Thursday. After gathering items from Science & Tech Editor...... Elizabeth Kotz The first ‘tweet’ claimed that Mrs. Bruni- around the building, he is believed to have Sarkozy had become romantically involved gone to the basement to spend the night. Arts & Life Editor...... Joe Wolfe with Benjamin Biolay, a musician and a Police summoned to the church Friday Faith Editor...... Jennifer Moakler winner at France’s recent Victoires de la by staff found the man trying to haul away Musique awards. a garbage can filled with food, kitchen Sports Editor...... Conor Foley It then claimed that the jilted Mr. Sarkozy utensils, clothes, electronic equipment and had swiftly found solace in the arms of a 26-inch flat-screen television. Photography Editor...... Thomas Heintz his 40-year-old ecology minister Chantal Police Cmdr. Mike Brennan said the man Jouanno, also a French karate champion. used the electronic equipment to watch Chief Copy Editor...... Rose Marie Wong French web magazine suchablog.com al- pornographic movies that were found on leged that Mrs. Bruni-Sarkozy had been a him when he was arrested. close friend of Biolay for many years and The man was being held at the Story was now unofficially living with him at his County Jail in lieu of $10,000 bond. E-mail Addresses flat in Paris. Contributors The rumours were given extra weight Editor-in-Chief...... bybelm2 after being reported in a blog on the web- Internet considered Managing Editor...... monaghand2 site of Le Journal du Dimanche. Fernando Ardila- John Lund News...... gorgonej2 The paper wrote: “It’s the gossip of the for Nobel Peace Prize -Giraldo Sean Muldoon Business...... zaydonm2 moment that could become the story of Matt Aubertin Mike Mulraney the year. geneva Nick Chinman Carissa Nasso Forum...... shaverr2 “A romance is said to have started a BBC/AP Bobby Della Polla Dervela O’Brien Arts & Life...... wolfej3 few weeks ago between the First Lady of Faith...... moaklerj2 France and music award winner Benjamin The Internet, as well as Russian and Kevin Dermody Brian Riodan Biolay.” Puneet Dhillon Alex Rizzi Sports...... foleyc3 Chinese activists, are among a record 237 nominations under consideration by the Rose Driscoll Jessica Rothchild Ads...... contek2 Former teen heartthrob Nobel Peace Prize committee for this year’s Jeremy Evans Ian Saggese Photos...... heintzt2 Corey Haim found dead coveted award, the BBC reports. Chrissy Giangiulio Rebecca Schmaeling *All editors’ e-mail addresses have a Nominations are put forward by na- tional governments and former laureates, Janine Grosso Joseph Seemiller university domain: @scranton.edu James Harness Aliya Shaikh Los Angeles among others. TMZ.COM The Norwegian Nobel Committee does Conrad Kelly Tim Simpson Phone Numbers not announce the names of the final con- Office...... (570) 941-7464 tenders, but those making a nomination Actor Corey Haim died this morning of will sometimes make it public. an apparent overdose — possibly acciden- Shirin Ebadi, the 2003 Nobel Peace Prize tal — according to LAPD. He was 38. winner, for example, supports the nomina- Police tell us they were called to St. Jo- tion of the Internet, the BBC says. SECURITY LOG seph’s hospital in Burbank, Calif., shortly The Italian version of Wired magazine before 4 a.m. PST to investigate. has been a champion of the Internet nomi- Haim shot to fame in the 80s — when he nation for helping advance “dialogue, de- bate and consensus.” Source: Public Info Log, Department of Public Safety co-starred in a number of films, including “The Lost Boys” with Corey Feldman. The winner will be announced Oct. 8. Haim reportedly suffered a drug-induced stroke in 2001 and was rushed to University Thursday, March 3 through Wednesday, March 10 of California, Los Angeles Medical Center. NYC pet shop owner Haim also reportedly was in and out of rehab 15 times but cleaned up in 2004 after showcases Buttkiss, moving to Toronto. 43-year-old fish Criminal Mischief 1 New york. Drunk women lets her Associated Press Public Nuisance 1 14 year-old son drive BLAIR, NEB. It sounds fishy but a New York City pet shop owner says it’s true. Buttkiss, the black Simple Trespass 1 Associated Press pacu he owns, is 43 and weighs 20 pounds. A pacu is a breed that’s related to the pira- nha. Steve Gruebel owns Cameo Pet Shop Underage Drinking 3 A 37-year-old woman was accused of putting her 14-year-old behind the wheel in Queens. He got Buttkiss in 1967 when he because she was too drunk to drive. The was just a wee thing. He sold him a year woman was arrested Saturday after Wash- later when Buttkiss was two inches long. But in 1970, Buttkiss was returned when he ington County Sheriff’s deputies stopped a outgrew the buyer’s tank. LOCATION: vehicle on U.S. Highway 75 because of er- Buttkiss lives in only a four-foot-long, ratic driving. Deputies found the woman’s On-Campus 3 75-gallon tank. Gruebel said he’s afraid to 14-year-old son in the driver’s seat and two move him because he may not survive the Hill Section 3 other minors — ages 14 and 17 — in the changing environment. car. Buttkiss is beginning to show his age. The woman was still being held in the He has arthritic gills and glaucoma in his Washington County on $1,000 bond. right eye.