' THE VOLUME • No. ,. ISSUE TWO

• NOVEMBER 1981 SUNY -Cobleskill

Sadat: A Man of Peace •

by Carol Romano enclosure at the top of the stand. Sadat's death was confirmed. From TIME, Oc::t. 19, 1981 The review began at 11 :30 8.m. At In Tel Aviv, the Egyptian about 12:40 p.m. Abughazaia pointed Ambassador to Israel, Sa'ad Mortada On October 6, 1981, the World lost a out six mirage jet fighters sweeping low was informed of the attack while great leader. The death of Egyptian overhead. Directly in front of the hosting a reception to celebrate the 1973 leader Anwar Sadat ~unned not only reviewing stand a truck towing 13Omm­ attack of the Suez Canal. Egypt but the rest of the World also. Antitank gun stopped. The dignitaries, In Jerusalt;Dl, Menachem Begin was on the morning of October 6th Sadat watching the planes, were unaware of on the way home to prepare for Yom attended a national parade in cairo. what was happining in front of them. Kippur. Begin heard the news on his The parade was held in commemoration Suddenly, there was the sound of radio. When he arrived home he made of Ole day in 1973 when Egyptian forces gunfire. Three men were firing on the batteries of phone calls to keep him stormed across the Suez Canal. The crowd from the back of the truck; a abreast of the developments in Cairo. parade also signaled the start o~ a fourth leaped from the truck and threw When the confirmation of Sadats death religious holiday celebrating two grenades into the crowd, for­ arrived "Begi n slumped disconsolately abraham's sacrifice (Yom Kippur) . tunately they did not explode. The four in his Library armchair, reflecting on Sadat was hailed as the "Hero of the men then grabbed automatic weapons the special moments he had shared CrOSSing". His decision to strike across and began firing as they ran toward the with Sadat." the Canal had given him the reputation stand. As they rushed ahead they of a leader daring enough to go into war shouted "Glory for Egypt, attack." Most Egyptians realized something in order to seek peace! For seconds the crowd froze, Sadat was wrong when the transmission from At 10 a.m. Sadat along with Vice was struck by bullets. Ghazala pulled the parade broke off and sIoenes of Egypt President Hosni Mubarak and General the President down and trled to shield Abu Ghazala, took. their places in tlJe flashed on the screen. him with chairs. ~ A medical bulletin later revealed that viewing stand. The only protection The assassins were able to get right between him and the parade being a the death occured at 2:40 p.m. two up against the wall before anyone tned hours after the attack began. Death five foot wall. For three days before, to stop them. Ghazala ordered the security personnel screened all. of the military police to take over and then was due tp " violent nervous shock and rifles, trucks and tanks to make sure radio for a helicopter to pick up Sadat. internal bleeding in the chest cavity, that they would carry no live am­ Sadat was then flown to Maacu Military where the left lung and major blood munition. On this morning, however, Hospital, South of Cairo. vessels below it were torn." security was combing all the guests News of the attack soon was heard in A doctor, after emeq[ing from the with metal detectors. Jehan Sadat, the other parts of the World. At 7:20 a.m. operating, his face streaked with tears Presidents wife, had brought her President Reagan received a caU broke the news to Jehan Sadat saying grandchildren to their first public saying Sadat had been shot but not " only God is immortal." event; they were seated in 8 glass killed. It was not until 11 :15 a.m. that

Tntp.r-Dorm Council' We Want to Know • • • presents Without getting politically involved, Do you believe the U.S. should - we thought that the students on our provide military and economic campus might be interested in ex· assistance to pro-West governments A pressing an opinion to the following which are threatned with takeover by survey questions. Communist-backed revolutionaries? If we gel enou~h response, w.e'li Christmas Dinner-Dance publish the results m our next issue, so Yes No Undecided that you can get an idea of how the students here at Cobleskill feel on each Do you believe that if the Army of these issues. cannot fulfill our manpower quotas Do you believe the Reagan through an all volunteer force, the U.S. Friday Evening Administration's economic plan to should reinstitue the draft? • balance the federal budget and reduce taxes is the best way to increase Yes .No Undecided December t>roductivity, create new jobs and raise 4th the standard living of every American? • Completed surveys can be deposited Yes No Undecided in the Vroman Hall drop slot or ... slid Annually done with our dining services/F.S.A. under the mailroom (R.A. Office) door Do you suppor~ the Reagan at Vroman Hall. Also, we'll try to have Administration's request for a major a collection box at each of the Dining Featuring increase in the U.S. defense budget in Halls. order to COWlter the massive Soviet arms buildup? If you're interested .. -. let's hear "Bad Habit" from you! Yes No Undecided

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• WHIRLWIND, November 1981. p. 2 Editorial

Winter's on 115 way, there's frost In the morning, even some flurries. Halloween has come and gone! The semester Is half over ... at the end of next month we will be going home for a month of partying and hanging out! But right now is where we are. Many of you have found out that life at Coby really isn't so terrible. The seniors have paved the way for the freshmen. and the freshmen have gotten used to the life here. • Ntany of us have gotten I NVOl V ED in activities. clubs and sports. We have gone downtown, had parties (social gatherings for the dorm directors), laughed, cried, had good days and bad. but most of all. we' ve made friends . . Making friends is the best part of college. Sure the learning is Important, but what good is learning when there is no one to share it with? Isn' t Basic Foods more fun when there is someone you can talk to around? And purchasing cuts of meat might not thrill you, but with a friend it's at least bearable! No one would make it through Personnel unless they had someone to write notes to. Or girl friends to laugh with in Continental Foods. But more important than having someone In your classes is having someone around when you need them! Having a shoulder to cry on when you and your boyfriend have a fight, someone to pick you up downtown, a friend to borrow money from when a Brothers III pi zza would taste so good. A person to lend you clothes when all of yours are in the wash. Just someone to hang out with! . It's the people that make Coby what it is. The friends you've made during your two years here you' ll ~Iways remember! - Question of the Month

QUESTION OF THE MONTH? QUESTION OF THE MONTH? (GUYS) \ (GIRLS) . DO YOU GO DOWNTOWN WITH THE INTENTION WHEN YOU GO DOWNTOWN 00 YOU HAVE OF PICKING SOMEBODY UP? • YOUR MIND MADE UPTHATYOU'LL • GO HOME WITH SOMEBODY 1. Yes, one with nice buns--J .L. 2. I a/ways go D.T., subconsciously wishing to pick up 1. If he looks good--B.S. somebody, but sometimes I really, consciously, want to pick up 2. Depends on how much alcohol is In my system·-C. V. somebody-· W.O. 3. Depends on my mood-- R.F. , but sometimes do.--A.S. . ~No : I 4. If I' m horny·-S .R.F. times when the mood is right.-J.L. 5. No, but there is always the possibillty·- D.A. 5. I never mean to but all the girls fall at my feet begging for me. I. VAe.. J...... _ .... :# h _ ' " l.._, '''w , ...... , , .... ,, ' 1uu, , " "''''... 1vv, , -C.M. love you, don't hurt me." -·Space 6. Of course. Why should I deny the female population of my 7. Sometimes, always wanting it but not getting what I want·· E. body··K.D. 8. No, but if the opportunity arises-·K.R. 7. I try but it doesn' t seem to be working--G.S. 9. Oh sure, I' m always ready to develop new relationships--G. P. 8. No, I' m not into that scene, I just can handle one at a time-­ J.D. If you have a question that you wou ld like answered in the paper 9. Well why not, that's all the girls want anyhow--S.S. send it to Vroman Hall. care of The Whirlwind, Box 999 . New Faces on Campus • The Whirlwind by Carol Romano WHIRLWIND STAFF Rob Lishansky and his wife Eileen left Cobleskill the secon d week of October. Rob finally received a position as a state trooper. Editor Carol Romano Taking over as the Resident Director of Draper Hall is Tom Radio Active Robert Bugbee Aulita. Poetry Sharon Curtis Tom is 25 years old and Is from Clifton, N. Y., which is north of Albany. He is a graduate of Clarkson College with a major in Contributing Writers: Gretchen Goodermote, Claudia Peko, Bill marketing and management. When I asked Tom why he came to Goodfellow, Matt Berman, James iacivlno, Barb Bosher, Judy Coby as an R.D. Instead of going out into the " working world" he Sanger explained to me that he wanted to get away from the materialistic • side of life and work with peopfe fora while. Tom does like to help Adv isor George Clancy people; he spent six months In the Peace Corps working in Paraguay. He said that this had a lot to do with the change in his The Whirlwind Is published monthly by an independent staff and philosophy. is funded by student fees. Opinions expressed in columns and Tom Is taking over Rob's position in B.A.C.C.H.A.S. and since ed itorials are not intended to represent the views of the student he had a radio show in college, maybe we' ll get to hear him on government or the administration of the school. Any copy may be WeDS. edited or cut due to lack of space, libelous statements, or ob­ Tom Is an Interesting, responsive person who will surely scenities. Editorial policy is determined by the editor. The ed itor become one of the best RD's to hit Draper Hall in a long time. reserves the final authority on all matters pertaining to the newspaper. MORE NEXT MONTH ...

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Since our last issue of the WhfrlwiDd. - Hundreds of millions of dollars of a number of large and important thin~s law suits are in the courts, as individual - have happened here in the U.S. and In and corporate America take on the other countries around the world. Ayatol1as in "Court" Of course we haven't the space or -Cutting taxes and g(IVernment time to write about each of them, we spending is still part of, President would like to list and remind you as to Reagan's plan to balallCf the U.S. just some of those events. Budget. -The Assassination of Egyptian ·-A promising new medical President Sadat technique, monoglonal an:ibodies are -Greece elects a new Socialist injected and seem to hunt jown tumors President- Papandreou - '; T~ greatest"- Muhanad Ali (39 ) True or false. -Gen. Robert Schweitzer joined the is trabing to fight in the Bahamas. The No preppies sailed on the Mayflo.... -c=r because the boat didn't have a list of officials who lost their present bout vs. Trevor Berlick (28) is swimming pool. Jubs. for speaking out (without per­ schfduled for Dec. 11th. rllission) on "Soviets on the move!" --rhe baseball Wcrld Series-A - President Reagan pulls the AWACS ho~ f u1 ... "Coast to coast Classic" deal with the Saudi Arabian Gov. hardly proves exciting ~ - . -..• --~. through the Senate and comes out ... on -An interview with Ronald Reagan t-lp! )00 a w-alking tour of Rancho Del Cielo -The soldier with the patch"-former ,,;11 be aired on Thattsgiving evening Isl1tEli Defense Minlster Moshe Dayan y,;th 1V host- Barban Walters. Died -The return of Ue Weathermen -Poland is still having worker­ Underground gr oup gets National Government problems headJines - Egypt elects a new president-Hosni -The U.S. meets Third Wor ld Mubarak countries at a two day North-South _ PUot__ Alain Marchand, flew a swmntitat Cancun.Merico single-engined plane through Pari!" - The prime Interert rate seems to be Arc De Trumphe . slowly coming dO"M -West Gennan Chancellor HelreJt - The Sierra Olb submitted the Schmidt receives a pacemaker ;'ld largest Citizens petition ever 'PREPPIE "keeps on ticking" presented to Co~ress. Its message -The Boston Symphony OrchtMa requested " Interi.r Secretary James celebrated its tOOth birthday Watt (R) must pl." The 1.1 million TALK _HReganomics" have ~I relJnned Signatures were gladJy accepted by " Reagan's Recession" House Majority !Ellder Tip O' Neill (D). ~nservation creates.rn " 01. Glut" -America is Aerobic and fitness but not lower prices at..he ga ~ pwnps crazy? -Striking U.S. air-t-af£ic Cf.ltrollers - Lady Diana is EXpeCtirig! lost their jobs-and .10Y"t P!fCO has -S.E.C. is 'back • been strip~ of Jyrgalnmg nghts - Help Wanted . Part Time position - , available for College students to represent • lHt Vel co. un ca.mpuo. Earn commission.

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by Judy SaDger rating scale" Imprinted in their mind. At first sight of a new acquaintance Picture a society where all of the men they assign the person a number from look alike and aU of the women look the grading system. What is even worse alike. It would be a place where in· is when the judgement is verbally dividuals would be judged on their announced to neighboring friends. • personal behavior. A person's physical TIllnk, please, how demeaning it must characteristics which are so highly • feel to realize that someone can think)O valued in the United States would better of you then to place your body, rarely be thought of. F irst impressions like some inanimate object, on a scale would not be made on trivial items such to register your beauty. Scales should as, is a person rat or skinny, do they be used only for items that lack a have brown or blonde hair, a pointed conscience and the ability to feel nose or a pug nose, crooked teeth or humiliation a nd rejection. Why do straiilht teeth, or a nice complexion or people so bluntly inform others as to not. ~ o, the figure of a body or the where they rate on the beauty scale? shape of a race would mean nothing. How can they be so callous? However, in the United States It Is Granted our society bases a lot of quite a different maUer. From the priority on looks. The clothes that are genes of our ancestors each of us has manufactured for us are designed to mherited our personal looks. It is an flatter our figure and aceent our good inheritance we are forced to live with points. The mak~p jewelry and hair Celebrate forever. It is also an inheritance that our society places a lot of value on. But styles we wear are carefully chosen to why? Wby can't we look at a person and make us more becoming. We work to realize that their true beauty is In their look desira ble and fit the role society by Carol Romano the Village People Y.M-C-Aj in it they personality? The shape of the body is mandates (of us?) And to a certain . told us why it was (un to be in c.o-B· Y, the cover to the book . It holds all of our extent that Is good. But has the On October 22 Pearson presents two doem directors participated in it al qualities, knowledge, American paSSion for beauty gone a opened for the first night of a three day they were Rose Corcione, Parsons Hall rndlvidu little overboard? Do we not.; in fact, I?ffiotlons, sensitivities and dreams. run. Directed by Pearson Hall director and Marga ret Hi gg ins, Fake Hall. encourage the scale to be put into play? Cheri Stevens, Peacson Presents once Unfortunately they were lnavertantely Unfortunalely most of these mental We consider our nation to be that again received thunderous a pplause attributes are never given a chance to one left out of the program so I was unable is superior to many others. But when it and was the focal point of the weekend. to get all their names but they were be portrayed. First impressions are too comes to the point that so many in­ Many students did not go do wntown but often based on the beauty of a person. tl"rrific! Sl"condly, the "BLUES dividuals are based so st~l)' on their instead choose to remain on campus to SISTERS", (once again ~;th Margaret Many people live with a "1 to 10 in looks, where is the superiO rity that? review the opening night. The crowd HigginS1 by Mags and thl" ~lngettes was standing room only sndit was very /the Fake Hall R.4. staff). They told us hea ll~d-in Bouck Theater but everyone about some or the rules sl"niors lry to was Teady! get awa~ with. Last!) the "NOW The College Choir started off the TONES", featurinll Keith Deliberto. night with MacArthur's Park, on we Kurt Dunn, Chip Monanco. Jim Lutty $30 Billion -Dollars went to Sandy (a WCOB OJ) Singing and Spd'nky Almedia. The "'Now • Tomorrowj to Chris Hoffman (director Tones" a lake off on Blotto \Wre great of Ten Eyck) with his version of Mr. they recei ....ed a greater share of the A question pointed out in another Cosmetic surgery-$l billion Rodger's Neighborhood. The Pearson applallSt' then some ~roups (in their area was . .. " is America crazy over Diet pilIs-$200 million Penthouse gave us " Private Eyes" and opinion at letlstl. TIle guys really got phys ical fitness?" Diet drinks-$6 billion the "Main Midgets" told . us about ~ir point across by wearing really We kind of think so, but , , , we're not Bottled water-$2 billion "Short People'!; the Coby Cowboy STRANGE clothes and dying their hair. sure that it should be called " crazy" or Vitamins-$2 billion Cheerleaders W~ very sex}"{? land The 3udien<'e lo\'ed them and they " Healthy!"' . Health Foods-$3 billion the slide show had some great shots of seemed to be the hit of the e .... eni.ngl1 Below is a look at some hints to our Diet & Exercise books-$50 million campus. The Magic Show was a lot of I"d like to take this opportunity to thinking! Did you know that America Bikes-$l billion fun and all of the variOus songs were thank the lady who has made this all spends $30 billion on the Items listed Swimming-$l billion dynamite. Roseanna Rosannadanna p.<>=1bl.:>, T h.", ...ko t'I..... 1 r.... " jo.b u;...rt below? Dance & Exercise programs-$40 and the Bags were back! done, Coby loves you! Roller Skates-$AO million million The top three skits (I n my opinion, Until next semester . . . Barbells--Weights-$200 million C1othes-$5 blllion anyway) were (in order of appearance) keep thinking up those ideas . . . and CELEBRATE! Sports Wat.ches-$20 milllon Skiing-$570 million Ganuna Si.': with C-O-S·Y a take off on Sports Medicine-$2 billion GoH-$480 million TeMi.s-$340 million Baseball-$l60 million Hair lran5plants-$lO million Shoes-$1 billion Health Clubs-$3 billion Exercise bikes4400 million. "WE'VE Company fitness programs-$2 billion Unbelievable-isn't it? Electric GadRetry-$600 million GOT A DATE NOV. 19th': "That's when the American Cancer SOCiety asks every smoker in America to give up cigarettes for a day. Give it a try. You might find When you run you can quit forever~ THE GREAT AMERICAN SMOKEOUT American Cancer Society

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• - Who's .that lonely child? Child of the seventies

Who's that lonely child I'm a child of the seventies Looking all of a woman so thank you Mom and Dad With her head on straight? I've eaten every new t)'pe food Who's that lonely girl waiting and been through every fad For her change in fate? from hula-hoops to yo-yos , Who's the lonely kid pushed click: clacks and mini skirts On in the crowd? water gWlS and footsies The little lady seeming to walk so proud and smocks from Daddy's shirts I was there when Elvis died The tangled up girl I've been through Watergate Waiting (or love to pass her way J saw Billy Jean beat Bobby Riggs and Presidents debate. - Looks as familiar as rain On a Se~ember morning Living ip 8 world of smiles I saw the boys in hot rods , And usea to bes those carefree real cool teens Is the heart. behind eyes that with sex and drugs and rock 'n roll Love has never seen and cycaldelic jeans the Ayatolla took 8 stand That lonely little child sees the Son of Sam was loose Only the glorious lives Uncle Sam was dwnped on Of those who have loved and through airports ran ',he juice" Whose love can sunth'e Disco challenged rock 'n roll Bebind that Lady's carefully and kids discovered pot Hidden tears I see and string bikinis on the beach A broken, brittle WQJJl8Jl-child showed off an awful lot That has to be me. Gretchen Goodermote From pooka beads and mood rings and clWlky shoes and more to frizzy perms and candies and baggies and velar' the Queens canle out of closets and sex change had its day • • no one believed in marriage Never fall m love Anita Bryant had her say Carly Simon wrote you're so vain about Macho Warren Betty Never faU in love my friend you see it doesn't pay the seventies were damn good years so look out nineteen-EIGHTIES Felice Farber Although it causes broken hearts it happens every day •

You wonder where he is at night To KJ "My Farmer" -yo u wonder if be's true , You will always hold a special place in my heart. One minute you'll be so happy Never wilU forget how I loved youso. the next you'll feel subdued That Was Then . . . This Is Now • Everytime you go to meet him the contract that we seem to have made your heart begins to dance Is working out quite well you're wild wolves around him you know, you go your way I'll go mine there's nothing like romance type deal I guess with time my hurts will slowly heal But when It starts you don't know why I sit in the bar you worry day and night and watch the two of you across the way you see my friend holding hands and smiling , you're loosing him you know, the way we it never works out right • to- Love Is fine but hurts so much be the price you pay is high I want to nut up and say "enjoy it while it's there for pretty soon neither one of you will care" U I had to choose between life and death I think I'd rather die I see you know through different eyes everything seems to be So llsten when I say to you SWTOWlded by grey skies "Don't fall in Love" I walk by and smile trying not to let you know You'll be hurt before it's through just bow hard it is for me to you see my friend I ought to know let I fell in love with you! you go ADgela BuaWo at nite I lie awake with visions of the past oh what I would give, to back up in·time Moments to remember and have a chance to make us last and last I try to hate you, think of awful times instead I think of . Each new day is bo\Uld to start. times I've cried and tried Each new moment Is bo\Uld to happen. times when glowing ads were calculated lies Each new dream, though seems very c\islant, times when we smiled at one another Does not-feel too far away. times when we could hold hands without a plan Each cloud that paints the sky .. . it was all 50 much easier then Each S\UI that casts shadows on the gro\Uld . .. Each new path on our journey through We I wanted-I want Leaves an imprint on our minds. to see in your eyes to touch your smile When all seems so lost • . • to break the glass Wheu all .seems forsaken . . . bli you will turn away Remember that everything that happens is going to take and laugh place, whether we are there or not becoming just another object to avoid , AND ... bumping into Remember that each ezperience is more than worUt The memories tbat are imprinted into our minds. • WHIRLWIND, November 1981, p. 8 IOACTIVE • Back on the Rack RADIO 56 presents Billy Squire. Sheena Easton and the month he will be tallting~ to the John Uttle River Band a re just a few names Hall Band, the English Beat, Nova of artists and groups that 'Off tlJe Combo and Red Rider (Lunatic Beaten Track,' a new feature show on Fringe). Oon't miss it, only on your SPACE WCOB. Every week, your host Michael college radio station WCOB Radio 56. Thurston will give you a look at what's Still .... the best radio station' in new in t~e music world and of course Cobleskill. interviews with various artists. This • INVADER Off The Ultimate Challenge The Beaten Excitement That's Out of This Warld Tlack Some radio games are fun. some are exciting, but only SPACE INVADE R is a challenge, too. Try your skill and take a shot at the Invader. You've got your chance every day on WCOB. All you ha'te to do is ca ll at the right time. You' ll win an award for your - courage then try to blow " Rock' in Radio" or the '56' out of the heavens. If you get it right, you'll have the chance to win an AM­ FM radio from Magnavox.

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, . All students@nrolledat SUNY CoblHkl1l ar@el lglbletoplay. Faculty and administrative personnel are also eligible. 2. Exempt people are only those who have been a giveaway winner­ within the last month of winning. 3. lst pri ze is a MilgNlvox AM·FM radio. 2nd prize is a S10 gift cer· tificate from Country Glee. lrd prize is a S5 gift cer-flficate from Country Glee. Top Ten Requests for October " . Your name will enter the Dec. 7, 1981 drawing If you gUHS the ri9M pnrase to be revealed by the computer-. You must announce your choice via telephone over the·alr before the game starts. Oct. Sept. 5. All eligible contestants will receive a complementary prize. 1 2 Tube Snake Boogie ZZ top LISTE.N FOR tTl 2 3 Don 't Stop Belevln' Journey 3 5 Start me up Rolling Stones 4 8 Waiting for a girl like you Foreigner World of Music 5 4 In my World Moody Blues 6 9 Fire and Ice Pat Benetar Success Story WCOB 7 + Burning for you Blue Oyster Cult 8 1 Turn the page Bob Seger It's a little hard to imagine but there 9 + Harden my Heart Quarterflash was a time when Eddie Rabbit, Kris RADIO 10 + For your eyes only Sheena Easton Kristofferson and Larry GaWne were all in Nashville at the same time and no + New Entry into the top ten ! Prime Mover Dne cared. 56 Of course that was back in the late 1960's and the reason no one cared was that none of these very talented young men had yet been discovered. November, 1981 , . Rabbitt recalled arriving in Nashville and checking into a downtown hotel Dining Schedule that was so shabby it inspired him to ·write "Working My Way Up to the Bottom." Changes The tune managed to climb a ways on the national charts and Rabbitt thought Friday, November 20 he had it made as a songwriter. . " But it wasn't easy," he soon Champlin Hall discovered. " I found Nashville is where all the best musicians in the world CLOSED ALL DA Y gather, and I was in compeUtion with everyone of them." Easy or not, Rabbitt is now one of the Prentice Hall top singer-composers around and his BREAKFAST 7:00-8:45 albums (the latest for Elektra is " Step By Step") sell so briskly that he now stays in only the best of hotels. With the LUNCH 11:00 - I : 15 money rolling in its quite a contrast to the days when he got his first paid Poolside Pub songwriting job in Nashville and OPEN 8:30 a.m. - 6:00 received the magnificent sum of $37.50 per week. Sunday, November 29 Genesis - Abacab Champlin Hall DINNER The John Hall Band this week on WCOB ! ~yIAC "Ghosts in the Releasing their estimated thirteenth album, not including Bootlegs, in Machine" twelve years, Genesis has again proved , its versatility in the world of rock. In the form of art rock, the now three-man by " WUd BiD" Britlsh Band, has continued to go with • • the Dow forcefully into the SO's. magic musIc co. The Police have handcuffed the With their new album "Abacab" public again with "Ghosts in the Genesis has seemed to mil: modem day Machine." Of course, any new album j8Z% with a seH-interpreted type of new 8 UNION ST. from a popular band will sell good • \vave. Shades of former vocalist Peter during its first few weeks. But The Gabriel are present, while a clean crisp COBLESKILL, N.Y . Police produced a winner that really is upbeat is the most noticeable change. worth buying. Phil Collins, who seems to be getting 518-234-2377 The top forty hit. "Every UtUe Thing better with age, rn.iz.ed with a quicker She Does·is Magic," is definitely a solid bassline from Michael Rutherford, and song. But the songs, "Demolition the ever·present expertlsm of Man," "Too Much Information," and keyboardist Anthony Banks-It seems "Invisible Sun" are my favorites. that the afterglow of Genesis won't be Loyal Police fans will still - say seen for a long time. "Reggather De Blume" is the best. Best tracks: Me and Sarah Jane, Man "Ghosts" may not be quite that on the Comer Uke It or Not, No Reply popular, but it is a definitely good at All. collection of songs worth checking out. • WHIRLWIND, November 1981, p. 9 •

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• ,."., i It's Greek to Me! ! \ T· ART. . . ~] [ - More than just T-Shirts! i1i .... -.--~----... iif _ Coupon . _ -- I I- I JIJI - . Coupon . I Gamma Sigma Epsilon :Ii 1. ______• Every Wednesday morning you see responsible sister and a sister who Is - .:.: them eating breakfast and walking willing to serve lhe campus and ": :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::;:::;:: ::::::::::::::::::::::::::;:::: : :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::!:::::::::~::::: ::: :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::~~ around campus in their matching community." They stress the fact that shirts. Common sense tells most people there is no hazing and a 20 cum is • that they are members of some kind of necessary. A prospective sister should .Coe ducation is The obvious advantage to a- coed organi7.ation, but what type remains a also enjoy having a good time. school is its appeaJ to the student. mystery to most freshmen and some OnCe you become a GSE sister, you are a sister for life! More realis(ic relationships are possi. seniors. These students are the sisters here to stay of Gamma Sigma Epsilon, a service Come on-try us! You don't know c_ Dipst _ $rnW'r ble when the students deal with the sorority of Coby. what you're missing. Mixing men and women in college is opposite sex on a daily basis rather Their purpose is to "Aid Charity and an old concept to some colleges, but than.seeing them only on dates. charitable institutions . . . to promote GSE Roster friendship, service, and equality . .. " many others just joined the ranks of It is a better representation of life Cindy Asker Vice Pres. outside college than the monosex 1lley have aided campus and many coeducational schools in the last charitable organizations; service of Pledging decade. schools. Coeducation brings the sex· projects have included the Blood Drive, Nancy Baker Over 100 colleges and universities ual aspect of life into everyday life in· fund-raising for the American Cancer laura Bischoff Paula Bisesto President made the switch in the 1970s in· stead of making it a weekend activity. SocIety, freshmen registration and m Amy Chapman c1uding many of the bastions of tradi­ Men and women learn to live and picture taking and have given food Chris Christman tional single-sex education iike Notre work with the opposite sex rather .baskets to needy families in Schoharie County at Thanksgiving. Julie Collins Cor. Secretary Dame and Yale. than "use" them for recreational Debl Desrocher I.O.R. Reo. But, we don't just perform service Lisa DiVemleri Now, with coeducation being a na­ purposes. In this way it better projects. We also have our social events prepares men and women for the Patty Garland tionwide norm, there arc fewer col· such as celebrating our 12th year arr Paula Hedden leges than ever that make sex a re­ world outside college. niversary, which Is coming up on Mary Holbrook Treasure, quirement for enro ll ment. With. the Coeducation al.~o -.leu men.. and December 5. Most of our socia.l events <:Irt: snareu wiln our onlulens, J\IPI1Ci rlU Joyce Iyory Vice Pres. SWIU'::", luaHY cnallgQ III "'U ll ~gt: life women know each other as fr iends in· ot Activities Omega. In the past, we have had our Kim Jawan have aJso come. stead of pUlling the demand of a date annual semi-formals, 4-Greek toga One problem hitting some schools on them just to be able to talk to one Teri lansdowne Serg. at Arms parties and other gatherings that we Sue McLean is the unwillingness to reduce the another. plan to carry on in the futu re. Sue Misek enroll ment of the sex that j raditional· The new setup in many schools has Leading GSE is Paula Bisesto. Beth O'Brien Iy dominated the school at the same also led to many more on·campus ac· Working with Paula are: Joyce Ivory, Shirley Roberts Historian time the other sex is admitted. In tivilies and nourishing campus life at Vice President of Activities, Cindy Kathy Ryan Alum'ni Sec. some cases this has resulted in over· those schools. Dances, parties and Asker, Vice President of Pledging, Gisi Wanda Sample crowding. Especially in these rough other social activities have replaced Wolf, Recording Secretary, and Mary Nancy Thompson Holbrook, Treasurer. These officers Gisi Wolf Record. Sec. - times tor education, schools are hesi· the dead weekend campus of the old plus the five others help keep the tant to expand facilities and faculty to days when students would travel to sorority ticking. Their advisors are Advisors: adequately accommodate the needs coeducational schools for a social Margaret Higgins, Rose Corcione, and Margaret Higgins of the sex tradilionaJly not admitted li fe. Terry Dewey, along with Dean Doane, Terry Dewey to the school. Having a balanced student papula· their honorary member. Rose Corclone tion aJso helps with the execution of GSE is also very secretive about O n the other hand, many schools pledging. According to the sisters. "a Honorary Member: have profited grea~ l y from the expan· many basiF school activities such as sister is accepted on the basis of a Dean Doane sian into offerings for the opposite the common school theatre. It helps sex. It offers those schools the oppor· to have both men and women to tunity to double their size of enroll· choose from when a trying to cast lor ment without relaxi ng their stan· a play. dards. This means they are able to The biggest obstacle to coeducation double their size without sacrificing is the ability of the traditional school their reputations. Academic stan· organizations such as fraternities or dards are maintained, or in some sororities to adjust to the presence of cases raised. the opposite sex. The colleges aJso experience a rise Admission. of one sex into a in enrollment beyond the numbers of formerly segregated school can lead the opposite sex that are omited. This to problems. For instance the ratio of is d ue to the appeal a coeducational men to women can cause problems school has over a monosex institu· for the outnumbered sex. When ure tion. women are outnumbered, there is a e0'5 Some of the schools switches to tendency to be defensive because the coeducation did not work out quite as casual friendships are ~oo rare. There HAIRCUTTERS had been planned. For instance Johns is an over abundance of men seeking Hopkins University, quite famous for dates. The friendship between the its medical program, had hoped by sexes is lost as each week there is a going coed, it could give a boost to its musical chairs game to see which of •• humanities program. the sex of greater number will be left UN/-SEX The university found however, that standing without a date. as many female students as male Coeducation is a sign of the times. OPEN TUES-SAT students came to the university to get With the 60s and 70s liberations into the medical program. The tradi· movements, segregation is not a OPEN LATE THURS tion of more women than men being popular system. It is not likely that • interested in certain fields is quickly every monosex sc hool will go being broken. coeducationaJ, but it will certainly Johns Hopkins has still increased become a rare commodity. This is 234-4775, its humanities program, however, likely to present men and women with because although women are no more of an education in the area of 43 MAIN ZT longer stereotypical in their interest in how to deal with real life once those humanities, they are still twice as like· students get out of school. COBLESKilL Iy to major in that fie ld than their - male counterparts. • WHIRLWIND. November 1981, p. 12 Eastern College Football

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