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Thursday, April 25, 1996 • Vol. XXVII No. 131 THE INDEPENDENT NEWSPAPER SERVING NOTRE DAME AND SAINT MARY'S Times, space set ND honors Hume for peace mission By BRAD PRENDERGAST sistently and courageously rejected That same year, Hume was elected News Editor the appeal to violence which so long to a seat in the European Parliament, for finals crunch has plagued his country’s politics,” where he still holds one of the three Observer Staff Report When looking back on John Hume’s said Father Edward Malloy, president Northern Ireland seats. He has also childhood in Derry, Northern Ireland, of Notre Dame. “ By honoring his w it- served in the British Parliament since In order to meet the Finals Study one would have expect- 1983. increased demand for ed that he would in­ But the most distinguishing study space during Days Schedule evitably join his fellow f v f you don’t believe in violence, then your note on his political resume finals. Student Catholics in the armed I , . n . , was his controversial deci­ Government is offering O'Shaughnessy Hall conflict against British * only weapon is dialogue. [Military] victo- sion to open talks with Sinn open until 1 a.m. additional study space rule. After all, came Fein leader Gerry Adams two Hayes-Healy Hall he ries are not solutions. You need compromise.’ as well as extended open until 1 a.m. from a family mired in years ago. Originally hours. These changes SDH (second lloor) poverty, in a town deci­ denounced by members on go into effect May 2. open until 3 a.m. mated by unem­ John Hume, 1995 Notre Dame Award recipient both sides, the talks never- O’Shaughnessy Hall Hesburgh Library ployment, in a land more ------theless led to the cease-fire and Hayes-Healy Hall openier 24 hours concerned with religious d eclared by the IRA on LaFortune rst floor) w ill be open until 1 a.m. open 24 hours differences than with religion itself. ness, we hope to hasten the peace for August 31, 1994, and subsequent during the study days Instead, Hume, who will receive the which he hungers and thirsts.” cease-fires by loyalist paramilitary between May 2 and May 5. The numbers of the 1995 Notre Dame Award tonight, Hume has his political roots groups. available rooms in those buildings w ill be posted diverted his energies to accomplish­ entrenched in Northern Ireland’s civil Hume’s decision to talk with Adams on the doors of the building. ing his people’s political aims rights movement of the late 1960s. was an idea born out of his life-long O’Shaughnessy and Hayes-Healy w ill also be through peace, becoming the leader In 1969, he was elected as an inde­ belief in non-violence. “If you don’t open during finals week, however, times and of Northern Ireland’s mainly-Roman pendent to Northern Ireland’s believe in violence, then your only room numbers will be announced at a later Catholic Social Democratic and Labor Parliament. A year later, he and five weapon is dialogue,” Hume told date. Party and one of the world’s most other non-Unionist members of the Europe Magazine last summer. highly respected politicians. Parliament formed the SDLP, becom­ see STUDY / page 6 “ For three decades, Hume has con- ing its leader in 1979. see PEACE/ page 6

Student Senate Senate approves fund allocations for 1996-97 year By BRAD PRENDERGAST News Editor

Student Senate put to rest several bud­ getary matters for the 1996-97 school year at its meeting yesterday, approving next year’s budget for campus governing organizations, The Observer/Dave Murphy the allocations to student clubs, and the dis­ tribution of funds to charity from the sales of 1996’sThe Shirt. The budget, approved by a vote of 14-1 with Rebuilding tradition one abstention, was developed after the bud­ get committee, led by student body treasurer Workers take pride in strengthening Erin Hoffman, met with leaders of the various student government organizations during a Stadium workers, several of whom day-long session Sunday. ‘The House that Rockne B uilt’ have ties to Notre Dame’s history, The budget passed through the senate with install the seat foundations above the little discussion yesterday, except from Matt By DEREK BETCHER Fred Wyant broke into the con­ north end zone (above left), while oth­ Griffin, president of the class of 1998, who News Writer struction industry as an apprentice ers prepare the exterior for the con­ carpenter building the Hesburgh struction of the new concourse (above). objected to the distribution of funds to the councils of each class. Every working day for the past five l ibrary, Jeff Cerney’s grandfather “I’m tickled to death to be involved “I’m concerned with the disparity of differ­ and a half months, hundreds of con­ played with the Four Horsemen, and in this. We were working on C0BA ent classes in fund levels,” Griffin said during struction workers have been digging, Tim McConn spent a college intern­ when the design documents for the the senate meeting, noting that the class of hammering and welding on the Notre ship working on Planner and Grace stadium started coming out, and we 1997 received $19,000 — about $10,000 Dame Stadium construction project. Halls. While these three Casteel could tell then it was going to be a more than the class of 1998 and $16,000 They've demolished the old and Construction employees have unique special project,” Wyant offered. more than the incoming freshman class. hoisted the new in their historic ties to the Notre Dame campus, they The project superintendent is no The freshman council received a smaller refiguration of what is regarded as a share with their co-workers a com­ stranger to construction on the Notre level of funding because it usually does not national athletic mecca. mon sense of pride resulting from Dame campus: Wyant has been peri- organize and plan activities until two to three So w ho are these la n d m a rk their participation in such a high- builders? profile project. see WORKERS/ page 4 see BUDGET/ page 4

Hall Elections Fourth vote fills Holy Cross board Mayhem in Sorin By MAUREEN HURLEY McDonald and Kelly Meyer Saint Mary's News Editor Holy Cross Run-off Results ticket took 35 percent of the votes. After a series of run-offs, “For our hall, the voter abstentions and election S c turnout could have been violations, the Holy Cross ■53% - Antes better,” said Holloway. Hall Council’s executive “But I guess after four board seats are filled. — Holloway times, it gets a little old.” Finally. Christine Riesenberger, 12% In the fourth election to Abstain vice-president elect for the fill the board seats, forty- 46.1% voted Residence Hall Association, six percent of the 1996-97 said, “The women chosen The Observer/Tom Roland Holy Cross residents in all the halls are all excit­ showed up at the polls yesterday, with 12 per­ ed about RI1A. We’re looking forward to a great cent abstaining. year.” Running under the slogan “Experience is As the Antes ticket assumes the helm of Holy

Key,” the Anna Antes, Gina Drew, Kristi Dawson Cross leadership, they “plan to stick to their The Observer/Mike Ruma and Rachael Krouse ticket proved victorious, platform, because we feel we were realistic in Sorin residents crowded in the lounge last night for the yearly claiming 53 percent of the votes. hassle of room picks. The Allison Holloway, Mia Rinehold, Jamie see ELECTION/ page 6 page 2 The Observer • INSIDE Thursday, April 25, 1996

INSIDE COLUMN fORLD AT A GLANCE Taking time Chernobyl forest fire dredges up old fears of radiation KIEV, Ukraine age dose to people, because the radia­ Radiation levels around the Chernobyl i50m"ef i tion background would have had to nuclear plant rose as much as tenfold 50 km Mogilev increase 1,000 times to reach what we out fo r o after fires swept through nearby vil­ M insk MOGILEV Cherikov call dangerous limits,” said Yuri Ivanov, lages, but officials on Wednesday head of the radiation monitoring center spring played down the potential health haz­ B ykhov1 : 5| for the exclusion zone. ards. Krasriopolye Environmentalists said the govern­ Environmentalists criticized the gov­ BELARUS ment should also have tested radiation RUSSIA Ahhh, spring in South ernment for not ordering tests in popu­ Gomel levels outside the zone. Bend. The birds are lated areas outside the 18-mile exclu­ - y c r y — “ You have to be very careful with chirping, ethanol is in the sion zone around the plant or examina­ <> y v Moscow their figures,” said Yevhen Kobetsky, a air, and the rabid tions of firefighters or other people in K o nuclear physicist who works with the nuclear-accident monster the vicinity of the fires Tuesday. Chernobyl Ukrainian environmental group Union squirrels are frolicking on The blazes, six miles northwest of the ■ v \ to Save Chernobyl. plant, revived Ukrainians’ fears about UKRAINE He was particularly concerned about the quad. Let’s face it, v 65 45 The views expressed in the Inside Column are those of the author and not necessarily Friday 59 38 those o f The Observer. Saturday 56 35 TODAY'S STAFF FRONTS: 100s News Sunda 58 37 Maureen Hurley Production COLD WARM STATIONARY © 1996 AccuWeather. Inc Jillian Pagliocca Mike Norbut Monday 57 36 H L @ S E3 S 0 S O c— 1 Sports Tara Grieshop HIGH LOW SHOWERS RAIN T-STORMS FLURRIES SNOW ICE SUNNY PT. CLOUDY CLOUDY Betsy Baker Via Associated Press Graphics Lab T ech Atlanta 72 60 Denver 71 30 Philadelphia 73 58 Brandon Candura T o m Roland Baton Rouge 76 62 Los Angeles 88 62 Reno 82 43

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Harassm ent happens at ND Law strengthens U.S. in By PETER KELLY relationship in the workplace the people who report com­ fight against terrorism News Writer without love. Sexual harass­ plaints to their supervisors, ment, Masciarotte stated, must and only represents the best By TERENCE HUNT from the United States. Sexual harassment in the be viewed not as a part of any interests of the administrators. Associated Press Authorities say it also will of these myths, but as an “The classroom is not a workplace is part of our cul­ make it easier for police to abuse of power in the work­ disinterested place,” according ture, as it regularly exists in WASHINGTON trace bombs to the criminals relationships between students place. to Hammill. He spoke about Survivors of the bombings in who made them, by requiring McGrath, a gender studies the relationships between and teachers even at Notre Oklahoma City and the World chemical markers in some concentrator at Notre Dame, teachers and students and Dame, according to several Trade Center — some of them explosive materials. called attention to the problem called attention to the roman­ faculty members and adminis­ wiping away tears — watched Further, it imposes unprece­ of sexual harassment of staff tic relationships that exist trators at Notre Dame. President Clinton sign a bill dented curbs on federal members on the Notre Dame between students and teach­ Last night Assistant Dean of Wednesday providing new tools appeals by death-row inmates. campus. She quoted several ers. In this kind of situation, Arts and Letters Ava and tougher penalties for the In the South Lawn audience cases of sexual harassment on he said, sexual harassment is Preacher, Assistant English war against terrorism. were 22 survivors of the campus that were reported by an abuse of power not because Professor Graham Hammill, At a ceremony on the South Oklahoma City bombing a year staff members, and noted that of sex, but because of charac­ Assistant English Professor Lawn, Clinton told the bombing ago, seven survivors of the they are being fired or report­ ter formation. Gloria- lean Masciarotte and survivors and the families of 1993 World Trade Center ed to their supervisors when Sexual harassment exists in senior Megan McGrath dis­ victims of 11 other terrorist bombing and four relatives of the everyday life of the stu­ cussed the problem of sexual they complain about their attacks, “ We renew our fight victim s of Pan Am Flight 103, dents at Notre Dame, accord­ harassment with relation to mistreatment. against those who seek to ter­ blown up over Lockerbie, The only option for staff ing to Preacher. Examples of Notre Dame in a discussion rorize us, in your names. Scotland, in 1988. entitled “Sexual Harassment members who have been the this, she said, included names “ We send a loud, clear mes­ of bookstore basketball teams, II: Popular Culture, Policies, victims of sexual harassment sage today all over the world, Lisa and Ilsa Klinghoffer the comments of male fans at and Power." is Human Resources, McGrath in your names: America will were there. Their father, Leon “In all of our workplace said. “Many staff members women’s soccer games, SYR’s, never surrender to terror.” Klinghoffer, was killed and have a deep-seeded mistrust and the male response to myths we have the idea that In a presidential election thrown overboard in the 1985 for Human Resources,” she changing Cavanaugh to a fe­ this is where we meet and year, it was an opportunity for hijacking of the cruise ship mate," says Masciarotte. said. According to McGrath, male dorm. “Women students a warm display of bipartisan­ Achille Lauro. Human Resources is “inept,” seem to dwell in a hostile envi­ Movies, she said, reinforce the ship on a sunny, spring day. It Others in the audience idea that you can’t have a has violated the confidences of ronment,” Preacher said. brought Clinton together on the included the parents of same stage w ith his GOP presi­ Matthew Mitchell Eisenfeld and dential rival, Senate Majority Sara Duker. Engaged to be Palestinians face historic choiceLeader Bob Dole. married, they were killed in a In all, nearly two dozen mem­ Jerusalem bus bombing in By SAID GHAZALI sible for the Palestinians miss­ forts to change the charter. bers of Congress joined the February. Associated Press ing yet another historic oppor­ “ It is my assessment that he president. Dole stood behind “ This is a good day,” the tunity. is determined to make good on the president as the bill was president said, “ because our GAZA CITY, Gaza Strip “ Make up your minds. ... Are his promise,” Peres said on signed, and the two leaders police officers are now going to Palestinians faced a historic we going to have a Palestinian army radio. shook hands afterward. be better prepared to stop ter­ choice yesterday — publicly dream or not, are we going to Peres faces May 29 elections More than a year in the mak­ rorists, our prosecutors better forswear violence against Israel have statehood or not?” Arafat and needs a clear signal from ing, the bill expands the gov­ prepared to punish them, our or keep the armed struggle said in his emotional plea. “ We the Palestinians in favor of rec­ ernment’s power to exclude people being better protected option open don’t want to go astray again, onciliation in order to win over suspected foreign terrorists from their designs.” at the risk of we don’t want to begin again swing voters who place security spoiling a from less than zero.” over peace w ith the Arabs. chance for A vote initially was not ex­ Israeli government Court denies federal statehood. pected before the weekend, but spokesman Uri Dromi said that M e m b e rs council officials said yesterday if Arafat succeeded, it would o f the that debate on revoking the boost support for peacemaking P a l e s t i n e charter would begin tonight. in Israel. appeal for Kaczynski National Some council members object “ This is a cornerstone of the By BOB ANEZ The single day taken up by Council, the Arafat to deleting the clauses because whole process,” Dromi said. “ If Associated Press Donahoe’s appeal extended the Palestinians' Israel has not recognized the he makes good on his promise, deadline by another day — parliament-in-exile, were asked Palestinians’ right to statehood. then Israelis w ill be less reluc­ HELENA, Mont. from May 8 to May 9 — for fed­ to vote in a special session Opposition has been deep­ tant to go on with the process.” An attempt by Theodore eral authorities to seek an tonight on whether to revoke ened by the crippling economic Peres’ governing Labor Party, Kaczynski’s lawyer to bar pros­ indictment against Kaczynski sections of the PLO charter that blockade Israel imposed on the meanwhile, appeared to be ecution of the Unabomber sus­ on the single charge prompted call for Israel’s destruction. West Bank and Gaza two softening its position on pect because of government by the discovery of bombs and Israel has said it would freeze months ago following four sui- Palestinian statehood. A draft leaks was quickly rejected by a bomb-making materials in his peace talks if Yasser Arafat did cide-bombings by Palestinian of a new party platform, to be federal appeals court mountain cabin. not keep his promise to get the militants, and Israel’s 2-week- approved Thursday, no longer Wednesday. Federal sources have said the clauses revoked by May 7. old military strike in Lebanon. contains a clause that says the Without even asking for gov­ bomb possession charge, filed A ra fa t, the PLO le a d e r, Prime Minister Shimon Peres party opposes the establish­ ernment arguments, the 9th against Kaczynski the day after warned hardliners Tuesday of Israel said in an interview ment of a Palestinian state. U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals in he was arrested April 3, was that if they voted against the broadcast yesterday that he There has been speculation San Francisco voted 3-0 to dis­ merely a means of holding him charter, they would be respon­ was impressed by Arafat’s ef­ that instead of changing the miss Kaczynski’s appeal. while investigators piece charter, the Palestine National Except in rare situations that together a case against him in Council would adopt a new, do not include this case, the connection with the series of pro-peace document or renew court said it has no jurisdiction Unabomber attacks. Winner of T approval of a 1988 declaration over an appeal by someone not is picked ( of Palestinian independence yet indicted by a grand jury. Kaczynski remains held with­ front tlte weeks' orders. that contained an implied out bond in the Lewis and C all 27 1 -U125 now, Last Friday, U.S. District recognition of Israel’s right to Judge Charles Lovell rejected a Clark County jail. to become the next Cuisine exist. w in n e r. T he request by Michael Donahoe, He was caught at his tiny But Khaled Kidreh, the Winner o f the Weak Kaczynski’s court-appointed shack near Lincoln three weeks receives $3 Palestinian attorney general, lawyer, to throw out a charge ago. A 12-day search of the to w a rd s said the council’s legal commit­ of possessing bomb compo­ house turned up what sources the m e a l o tee was likely to recommend nents. The judge also denied said was evidence linking him h is o r h e r Laura Murphy that members vote on whether Donahoe’s motion to ban any to the 18-year spree of bomb­ to revoke sections of the old prosecution because of govern­ ings that killed three people charter. 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Open Monday through Saturday 9am - 5pm______page 4 T he Observer • NEWS Thursday, April 25, 1996 the process, and spends a notable involved,” he admitted. amount of his time trouble-shoot­ Cerney is another Casteel Budget Workers ing. He points out that, despite the employee with experience build­ continued from page 1 construction’s timely pace, scores ing on campus. In his seven years continued from page 1 of minor problems commonly with Casteel, Cerney has worked odically involved since the arise as the project makes the on Notre Dame’s child care cen­ months into the school year, Hoffman said. library’s 1962 construction. transition from paper to reality. ter, Grace Hall renovations, Galvin The amounts initially requested by the class councils Nearly 35 years ago, he handled “Some things just start coming lab remodeling and power plant were not disclosed. form work and was introduced to out differently once they start to additions. However, he readily Bill Hammonds, president of the class of 1997, defend­ layout. Currently, he is the on-site take shape. You obviously can’t admits that the stadium is the ed his council’s allocation for funds. “I agree that the boss of a $50 million renovation. have two pipes running in the largest project he has worked on. classes as a whole are underfunded,” he said. “But I don’t In addition to the aforementioned same place, but on a project this “It’s such a high profile project. think that the seniors should balance [the distribution of projects, Wyant has also spent big, it’s going to need some coor­ We’ve had all kinds of news funds] out.” time on the Hesburgh Center dination,” McConn explained. media, papers, even ESPN in The senior class council traditionally receives funds construction and the Nieuwland The McConn’s approach to here,” Cerney said. “All of the specifically used to stage activities for its class members and North Dining Hall renova­ remaining enthusiastic is similar guys here who are working on it during senior week prior to graduation, according to tions. to the pipe fitters who bring him know about the Notre Dame mys­ Hoffman and Tom Mattzie, also a member of the senate. “1 just hope it continues. I see questions. tique, and everyone feels great to Griffin agreed that the seniors should receive more nothing but expansion here. The “I grew up in South Bend, and I be a part of it.” He jokingly money than the other classes. next project will probably be a added, “It’s kind of ironic, but “I can totally see [the seniors’] point of view. I don’t step down in scope, but 1 take all we’re all Purdue graduates here.” want to throw away the whole budget,” Griffin said. T jobs seriously,” he said. 4 A 11 of the guys here Cerney handles owner and sub- just think that the classes should get more equitable fund­ Wyant’s sober approach shows: i\w h o are working on contactor relations for Casteel. He ing. [The gap] in funding between classes is becoming his project is nearly a third of the notes that, while Casteel does its more and more of a difference.” way into its timetable without a it know about the Notre own concrete, masonry, and car­ Hoffman assured Griffin that his concern had been setback. The secret to balancing Dame mystique, and pentry, sizable chunks of the job - considered by the members of the budget committee prior such as its mechanical and electri­ 150 workers and a half-dozen everyone feels great to be to its final decisions. “It was a question that was sub contractors is a simple one, cal work - are subbed out. addressed at the budget meeting,” Hoffman said. Wyant says. a part of it.’ PreCast Construction is an exam­ • The allocations to campus clubs were also approved, “I believe in scheduling. A job’s ple of such a subcontractee that by a vote of 13-1. Matt Connor, the incoming president of only as good as its schedule,” he must be coordinated. They han­ the Pep Rally Committee and also a member of the sen­ noted, adding, “You can look at Jeff Cerney, Project Managerdle the project’s most visible ate, objected to the decision to allocate no money to his plans all day, but 1 like to spend a aspect, the erection of giant pre­ organization. lot of time out there [in the stadi­ understand what Notre Dame cast concrete blocks for the super­ Tony Siefring, head of the Club Coordination Council, um], hands-on.” football is about. I walk out and structure. said the decision was based on previous misbehavior on Wyant noted one of the most dif­ see the field, and see how it’s PreCast began in January to the part of Pep Rally Committee members. Connor ficult aspects of his job has been turning green right now, and it maneuver 90,000 pound concrete argued that the organization was now under new leader­ keeping sightseeing Fightin’ Irish just gets me pumped up,” he said. blocks into place to form the addi­ ship and should not be penalized for the actions of its for­ fans o ff of his work site. He notes “When people keep asking if tional seating’s skeleton. mer leaders. that their intrusiveness is danger­ we’re going to have the thing “[Precast employees] work Student clubs can appeal the budget decisions of the ous, as well as inconvenient. ready on time, that gets us moving under incredible tolerances. Club Coordination Council in the fall. Appeals from a club “They come in here and start too." Things have to be set to w ithin an follow a three-step process: They are first considered by walking around wanting to see the Jeff Cerney, the project man­ eighth of an inch,” Wyant the Club Coordination Council and then, if rejected, they stadium and they’ll say ‘But we ager, feels a distinct bond to Notre explained. can be submitted to the Student Senate budget commit­ drove all the way from Dame and the legacy of its football Cerney, McConn, and Wyant all tee, and finally to the overall senate. Connecticut.’ And I say, T don’t program. His grandfather, who noted that regardless of where • The senate unanimously approved the allocation of care, ” Wyant elaborated. played on Notre Dame’s 1924 they are contracted from, many of funds to charity from the sales of The Shirt. Of the McConn, the project engineer, national championship team, was the laborers participating on the $126,099 available to distribute, $70,000 will be placed in inhabits a room adjacent to the backup fullback to Elmer project channel their respect for a University trust fund to defray the needs and medical Wyant’s in the Casteel office trail­ Layden, one of the famed Four Notre Dame’s history and the aura costs of Mandy Abdo, a Notre Dame senior who was er. His mud-crusted boots and Horsemen. of its stadium into performing severely injured in a car accident last fall. flannel shirt underscore his prox­ Of Bill Cerney, Layden wrote, competent craftsmanship. The endowment of the Rob Adams Scholarship Fund imity to the jobsite, but the fax “Cerney had been playing behind “ W e’ve got a high set o f stan­ will receive $30,000, the Club Coordination Council will machines, two-way radios, and me as a fullback, and he liked to dards, and we want qualified be given $20,000 to fund its service projects, and the stacks of blueprints he’s often sur­ call himself ‘the Fifth workers so we can build quality National Association of Students at Catholic Colleges and rounded by create an air of mod­ H orsem an.” buildings,” Wyant said. Universities, headed by Mattzie, was allocated $1,500. ern precision. Due in part to the tie he feels to Cerney summed up the ex­ The remainder of the money will be distributed as char­ “It’s not really a typical jobsite,” his grandfather, the significance perience of rebuilding a land­ itable needs arise, said Hoffman. McConn admitted. of rebuilding the house that mark: “It’s still a job, but when it’s • The senate also tabled discussion of future funding for McConn interprets architects' Rockne built is clear to Cerney. all said and done, everyone can AnTostal. drawings, finds himself answering T asked to be a part of this pro­ tell their kids and grandkids that The senate will hold its final meeting of the academic seemingly limitless questions in ject. It’s a real honor for me to be they worked on the Stadium.” vear Mav 1.

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In describing his political phi­ vene all-party peace talks be­ losophy to Kelly, Hume said, “1 ginning in June, and Hume con­ U.S. proposes cease-fire Peace grew up in poverty — all I tinues to be a central figure in continued from page 1 knew was unemployment in paving the way for the talks. our house. Hume was given a Peace­ to end Lebanon warfare “[M ilitary] victories are not “ [But] I was one of the lucky makers Award by Notre Dame’s solutions. You need compro­ ones. I passed exams and got Kroc Institute for International By BARRY SCHWEID mise.” scholarships and got an educa­ Peace Studies in 1987 and has Beirut Associated Press Hume explained his willing­ tion,” he continued. “When I received honorary degrees ness to enter into the talks with returned home, I felt that I had from Catholic University of DAMASCUS, Syria Jordan Adams despite the daunting a duty to give back to those America, St. Joseph’s As Secretary of State Warren Arabia LEBANON personal and political risks in­ who weren’t so lucky as I was. University in Philadelphia and Christopher talked for 4 1/2 volved, in a recent Common­ “That essentially has been my Tusculum College in Tennessee. hours yesterday with the weal magazine interview with driving force. I’ve always be­ The Notre Dame Award was Syrian president, President 5 miles Irish writer Mary Pat Kelly. “I lieved that the basic right of all established in 1992, in celebra­ Clinton met in Washington with sat down and thought it is the right to existence, bread tion of the University’s sesqui- Lebanon’s president and re­ through,” he said, “and 1 decid­ on your table and a roof over centennial, to honor persons ported “ encouraging news” on ed if after 25 years and 20,000 your head, and that it’s an acci­ “within and without the the work toward a truce Nabatlyeh troops, that if I could save even dent of birth what you’re born Catholic Church, citizens of between Israel and Hezbollah in one life by talking to one man, I and where you’re born. And every nation, whose religious guerrillas. - ,.v>- Q la ile h i'';; would do it.” that accident of birth, whether faith has quickened learning, But Clinton’s guest, Ilyas For Hume, achieving Irish it’s race, nationality, or creed, whose learning has engendered Harawi, said he cannot guaran­ Tyre^ nationalism through armed should never be the source of deeds, and whose deeds give tee a lasting end to the violence conflicts is not just unrealistic, hatred or conflict.” witness to God’s kingdom being played out in southern Kiryat i ■ Shemona it is undesirable. His message Despite a recurrence of IRA among us.” Lebanon so long as Israeli . : ; Israel Security Zone , / over the years has been consis­ bombings early this year in A Mass for peace w ill be cele­ troops remain there in their . Golan Q \ Heights tently that, “The only unity I London, including two blasts brated in the Basilica of the Sa­ self-declared security zone. A ISRAEL cherish is that which has the yesterday in west London, cred Heart at 5:05 p.m. tonight. cease-fire Christopher is trying A Israeli warplanes conducted raids and whole-hearted and freely-given Prime Ministers John Bruton of Hume will receive his award at to seal would not require w artillery positions fired on villages near support of my Protestant fellow Ireland and John Major of a ceremony beginning at 8 p.m. Israeli withdrawal, but a com­ the southern port city of Tyre and on Nabatiyeh from dusk Tuesday to dawn countrymen.” Britain have pledged to con­ in Stepan Center. peting French proposal would. Wednesday. Christopher and President 0 Hezbollah guerrillas fired more Katyusha Hafez Assad were discussing a rockets at northern Israel and on positions one-page U.S. cease-fire p ro ­ manned by the Israeli-allied South Lebanon Army militia. posal with suggested Israeli changes. AP

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WASHINGTON Associated Press up his mind yet on a running Associated Press Doug Sosnik, political director It’s a new twist on trust, an mate. at the White House, said alternative to kissing babies. WASHINGTON He stressed that he wasn’t WASHINGTON Knight’s appointment “ ratchets Sen. Bob Dole doesn’t just want Former Vice President Dan urging Dole to offer the No. 2 President Clinton can hardly up’ the campaign atmosphere — to make nice to children, he Quayle predicted Wednesday spot on the ticket to Powell. pretend to ignore it any longer: if only because the media will wants to be imagined as their that Colin Powell would accept “ This is Bob Dole’s decision, ” He’s a candidate, a full-blown, now pay more attention. substitute dad. the GOP vice presidential spot Quayle said. second term wanna be w ith a The move gives the campaign The Republican presidential if asked directly by Sen. Bob But if he "wants Colin c a m p a ig n another public face. It embold­ candidate has been encourag­ Dole, despite his repeated dis­ Powell and he feels he’s the m a n a g e r , ens Vice President Al Gore, ing parents lately to consider, if avowals of interest. man, that he is best for a Dole $20 million who employed Knight in the ‘‘something happened,’’ “ Assuming that he (Powell) presidency as vice president, in the bank Senate and pushed for his ap­ whether they’d rather leave wants a future in politics, you then he ought to go and ask and a b lu e ­ pointment. It paves the way for their kids to him or President cannot say ‘no’ to your presi­ Colin Powell to be his running print for re- dozens of decisions that will Clinton. dential nominee, ” Quayle said mate. election. lead to 50 state campaign orga­ “I think you’d probably leave in an interview with The "And then George Bush, E ager to nizations by late August. them with Bob Dole," he con­ Associated Press. myself, Dick Cheney, others remain “ It means the circle of deci­ cluded in one address last Fresh from a 45-minute long w ill talk to Colin and say, above the C linton sion-makers has expanded by week. private meeting with Dole, ‘Colin, this is the way it is," fray, unsul­ one," said campaign spokes­ House Speaker Newt Gingrich Quayle said that the Senate said Quayle, who was Bush’s lied by the gritty work of poli­ woman Ann Lewis. has been making the same majority leader has not made vice president from 1989-93. tics, the president and his staff But many of the tough early point on Dole’s behalf. He have labored to maintain a low decisions have already been begins with a flowery account grandchildren ... which one a good person? political profile. made: Much of the president’s of Dole’s simple roots — "His would they pick?" “I don’t know what — you’d Clinton has even refused to strategy, scheduling and dad carried a lunch pail ... to Dole traces this theme to have to ask the people n the officially announce his inten­ staffing have been plotted the grain elevator" — casts him focus groups, where experts focus group." tion to run. through July. The closely in the solid “ Eisenhower tradi­ test the visceral reactions of He went on to explain "I But by naming Peter Knight guarded blueprint budgets tion" and moves to the nugget: voters to politicians and issues. think it indicates that people his campaign manager money for political ads, presi­ “ When you see your friends Usually, however, candidates trust Bob Dole, and I trust the Wednesday, the president jolt­ dential travel and the cost of and neighbors and they ask are less transparent in incorpo­ American people." ed the subterranean campaign running state organizations.. you, well, what’s the real rating focus group findings. Not Ann Lewis, Clinton’s deputy into action, lie’s out in the Generally, it’s a mixture of choice all about, look them in Dole. campaign manager, said that open, lie ’s off. upbeat ads focused on Clinton the eye and ask them this ques­ “ I’m just repeating what the when she first heard Dole's And running. or his policies, and negative at­ tion: If they needed a guardian focus group said,” he told CBS’s comments, "I would have “ Guess we can't hide it any­ tacks on a grim-faced Bob for their children or their “ Face the Nation" on Sunday. clutched my children" if they m ore," one senior adviser said, Dole, the GOP rival. Does that imply Clinton is not were not already grown.

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In my end is my beginning . . . This might sound crazy but enjoy going crazy from all the anxieties that your profs have unmercifully burdened you with. There will never be another time - T.S. Eliot like now to cram for that last exam. And there will never be another time like now to enjoy all the things which God has given for us. In less than two weeks, my five years at Notre Dame will end, but in every end, there is a new beginning. I have learned many things during my time Chris Cox, a friend who is currently working in Chile, recently wrote, "May here - how to twirl my pen around my thumb, how to talk in medieval Christ's love caster in us". The Notre Dame experience comes only once in English (thanks Prof. Vasta), what's safe to eat at the dining halls - but most our lives. Enjoy this time while you can. Let it caster in you as Christ's love importantly, I have come to learn that time is a precious life which has its casters in us every single moment o f our lives. own essence and being. Time past and time future are not yours for the tak­ ing, but it is in the time present that the world is in our hands. Patrick Barredo CARPE D IE M ! Too often this cliche is thrown around without truly realiz­ Come listen and join ing its significance to our lives. We must, each and every one o f us, "Seize the Day" which God has given us, for we certainly can't change the past, and The N otre D am e W omens C hoir & who knows if there will even be a tomorrow. The H andbell Choirs During this time of the year, I have almost always cracked up from the anxi­ ety o f the ever-imposing finals week. It's so difficult to enjoy the splendor of Sunday, April 28, 1996 at 8:00 p.m. the changing season. It is also difficult to keep within our hearts the beauty in the Basilica o f the Sacred Heart of the Easter season. The celebration of Christ's Resurrection is not just a one-day affair that happened to fall on April 7, 1996 this year. Easter should FOURTH SUNDAY OF EASTER be celebrated every day when we renew the love we have for God in giving us another day to enjoy our lives. Weekend Presiders This past Sunday, a group of students affirmed their commitment to God in at Sacred Heart Basilica celebrating the sacrament of Confirmation. As a Confirmation team mem­ ber, they helped me thank God for the many blessings which I have so often Sat. April 27 5:00 p.m. Rev. Edward A. Malloy, C.S.C. taken for granted. Sun. April 28 10:00 a.m. Rev. Richard Warner, C.S.C. 11:45 a.m. Rev. Robert Dowd, C.S.C. The N D E and Fourth Day communities have also helped me appreciate the blessings which God has given me. The men and women involved with these programs have been beacons o f Christ's love for me. Sunday Vespers Sun. April 28 7:15 p.m . Sister Carrine Ethridge, I.H.M . M y time here at Notre Dame is quickly fading as finals loom around the bend. The stress level on this campus is going to rise to meteoric heights. S cripture Readings For Many of us are going to wish that they would just end so that we could get away for the summer. But there are those of us who will be taking our last This C om ing Sunday finals, and who will not be coming back in the fall. 1 st Reading Acts 2:14, 36-41 Realize that your time here at Notre Dame is just a brief moment in your 2nd Reading 1 Peter 2:20-25 lives. Live this time now as if it will be your last moments here. Time past Gospel John 10:1-10 can never be relived, and who knows what time future will bring. page 8 T he Observer • PAID ADVERTISEMENT Thursday, April 25, 1996

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Kevorkian Korner The Unabomber: A T r

A number of my more astute readers Center bombing were found out to be a among us right here at Notre Dame. ments. I first noticed this, of all places, have probably made the connection by bunch of bearded Arab zealots under Or maybe not. The whole glamor of when sitting among the row of bent now. Why is it, they point out, that the direction of an evil Santa Claus in the Unabomber is that nobody knew spines that is the Mac cluster in the Ozersky stopped writing at just about ray-bans, was anybody shocked? Of who he was, until his rat brother Engineering building. Engineers, of the same time they caught the course not. The urbane European ter­ dropped dime on him. (Don’t check course, are well-known for their placid Unabomber? Is this merely coincidence, rorists of movie lore are a wish fulfill­ your mail for a while, buddy! There's a temperments, unnatural work habits, like the so-called "suicide" ol" Vincent ment fantasy, pure and simple. Imagine reason that family reunion invite is tick­ oddball humor, and brittle health. And Foster, or the periodic “acts of God" we Jeremy Irons or Rutger Hauer trying to ing.) yet, as I sat in that tense place, with its get the deposit back on a car bomb! Or Still, all things considered, I think we dozens of bleary-eyed men sitting in complaining that the court sketch artist can overromanticize the Unabomber. front of computers, calculating unimag­ made them look too devilish. Please. He did after all cause some injury with inably boring exercises using We’ve been thinking of Arabs as beard­ his mail-order mayhem, however much incomprehensible terms and techniques, ed zealots for years now: terrorists are, we may want to excuse it as charmingly the thought dawned on me that yes, Josh along with oil, their prime export to the quixotic. What if it was your grand­ every department had its own personali­ American imagination. mother who was blown up? Of course, ty type. Today’s, biochemistry, will be But, you point out, what about Tim your grandmother isn’t doing flack work the first in a series. Ozersky McVeigh? This buzzcut meanie looks for the Exxon Valdez, but this is a side more like the guy in cammies who glow­ issue. You shouldn’t blow anybody up, Biochemistry: Of all the science ers at you outside your hometown bar period. And really — there are better departments, biochemists seem to be the than he does a full-fledged terrorist. channels for seeing your work into print biggest rockers, owing to the large num­ Who wouldn’t prefer old Ted Kaczinski? ber of Canadians among them. One of are given to believe lay behind the A reclusive nonconformist in the tradi­ my favorite sights in my first few years destruction of valuable records in south­ tion of Thoreau, the Unabomber was here was a big Canadian named Gord, ern California? Just what is the connec­ everything McVeigh isn't. He has a 6 f \ { course, all this small who used to walk around in all seasons tion here, anyway? legitimate cause, what I think is a highly L y talk posits the capture of in sweatpants and a baseball jacket that I have to confess to more than a defensible position on science and tech­ the real Unabomber. I would said “Bio Chem ” on the arm. This twinge of empathy with the Unabomber. nology, and infinite patience and cun­ always struck me as somehow ad­ After all is said and done, the man was ning. Which brings up another ques­ like to think that he is a cere­ mirable. Maybe because people in the really just another frustrated columnist. tion. Who will play the Unabomber in bral hermit, sending deco­ biological sciences are always torturing And let’s face it: is there really anyone the movie? My original vote was for monkeys and looking at skeletons, it out there that doesn’t have even a little Dan Haggerty, formerly TV’s “Grizzly rative pipe-bombs to his gives them a certain appreciation of life. bit of admiration for the guy? lie did Adams, ” but now I am inclining toward friends in Mexico and forcing They seem more vivacious and “party- after all outwit the combined powers of Liam Neeson. In any case, can there be hearty," as they used to say in high the FBI and every state police force for any doubt that a movie project is in the editors to print his stuff school. Lester Lambert, the occasional seventeen years — and all without leav­ works? unabridged. But maybe he Observer contributor and BMOC, is typi­ ing his cabin. One can imagine the Of course, all this small talk posits the cal of the breed: reckless, passionate, a scene — there would be the Unabomber, capture of the real Unabomber. I would (or she!) is still out there. man who lives his life at full throttle. He sitting over his bowl of chili, reading the like to think that he is a cerebral hermit, can tell you all about how to create laconic press releases of the stymied G- sending decorative pipe-bombs to his mutant bugs, or mice with human ears men and, we can imagine, having him­ friends in Mexico and forcing editors to than by extorting the Washington Post. growing on their back, but he can also self a well-earned chuckle. print his stuff unabridged. But maybe You can send in to Common Sense, for trade body blows with any man in the You have to think that the FBI had a he (or she!) is still out there. Yes, she. example. I think sometimes that some house, and out drink, out-think, and warm spot for the Unabomber too. Can Maybe there is a Unabombess! I for one of our authors are candidates to succeed out-kink any weirdo you care to pro­ it really be owing to his academic back­ see te rro r bom bing as an essentially the Unabomber as Public Enemy duce. With men like Lester bearing the ground that he was allowed the dignity masculine enterprise, but we shouldn’t Number One. (That is why he was Bio-Chem standard, that department of a tweed jacket over his orange prison­ be sexist. Or maybe the Unabomber is a called the Unabomber, isn’t it?) stands poised to grab the coveted title of er suit? I think that "Teodoro ” as he is columnist in a local magazine or school coolest scientists on campus. (From known to his friends in Mexico, actually paper, writing away under a pseudonym whom, I couldn’t say.) fits everybody’s ideal of what we want similar in sound and syllable to his real It may not be as true of un­ our terrorists to be. After all, don’t we name. Maybe Ted Kaczinski is a plant dergraduates, but I’ve been thinking Josh Ozersky is a graduate student in judge a nation by its terrorists? When himself, meant to deflect attention from about how people in different depart­ history. His e-mail address is the perpetrators of the World Trade the real Unabomber. Maybe he is ments seem to have the same tempera- Joshua. A.. [email protected]

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— Anonymous 0 music page 10 Thursday, April 25, 1996 Darla/Magnet split 7" VARIOUS ARTIST! (oul of five) cmirTKHs '»"SPNE'~uuroycnrr vorct-s "m atvt wpkivib ompilations are a tricky venture in the music biz. On er is paying attention. g a m one hand, you could end up with a collection of great Sone then proceeds to lighten things up with the uppity C songs, many by artists you would never listen to to “Diner’s Club.” An interesting fusion of country rock and bar­ begin with, so it is a pleasant surprise. However, you could relhouse blues with some kinky vocal effects, this instantly ad­ also end up spending money on a sloppily assembled mess of dictive tune combines the best of 60’s Beach Boy pop with in­ songs, most of which wouldn’t even pass as decent b-sides. It die attitude. is not a given that even the most talented (or adored) band Guided By Voices begins side two with a real treat. “Tractor can crank out that one song that w ill save some of the weaker Rape Chain (Clean It Up)” is a blessing for those owners of comps out there. P ro p e lle r who wonder where those unknown snippets in Luckily, indie label Darla Records and Magnet magazine “Return to Saturn X Radio Report” are from. Similar to the have teamed up to release a beautiful 7” vinyl with four great Bee Thousand’s version in chorus only, this song is a much songs and bands. Available for a limited time, this record is a slower and darker affair than the later version, but it still true collector’s prize for those seeking refuge from the likes of rocks. MTV’s recent “Best of the Buzz Bin ” anthology. Finally, the Heartworms, a Velocity Girl/Chisel side project, “Corolla Hoist” by the Grifters kicks off with the promising deliver an upbeat popster in “Bent & Broken.” A bit on the utterance, “Whenever you feel like crushing my skull on this short side, this bubble gum rocker is ear candy for those who one, go for it.” The song then proceeds to build from a lazy crave excellent harmonies. So too is the entire 7” brain candy slacker anthem to an almost danceable festival of noise. Some for anyone who cares about what’s happening in music loopy references to Prince towards the end make for some beyond the Buzz Bin. Courtesy Darla Records/Magnet magazine nice diversions from the pleasant drone and ensure the listen- -by D o m in ic DeVito N IN J A 2 Earthrise (out of five) mbient music has come a long way since the huge of mixes suffer from the latter. One feels that fewer tracks se­ success of The Orb dramatically popularized the genre lected with a more discerning editorial precision would have A in the early 1990’s. The double , E arthrise, by enhanced the general structure of the album and the pleasure Ninja 2 represents a welcome addition, even if it sometimes of the listener. The relationship between the former and the falls into formulaic repetitiveness. Containing little of the orig­ latter is always variable because so much concentration is re­ inality and brilliance found in, for example, Biosphere’s first quired to receive the full effect of the music. To comprehend album or anything by the Aphex Twin, it still manages to con­ the depths of each track requires close attention which can vey the sense of relaxed rhythm that is the standard to which easily wane when the artists are inconsistent in the provision these more mellow variants of techno aspire. of entertainment. Blending Oriental with Spanish samples and a deep bass- Certainly, this is not the worst ambient album ever to have line, “Up Bustle and Out” is the best of the twenty five tracks. been released, but it is also far from the best. When all is said Thankfully it avoids familiar verbal signposts in favor of a and done, Ninja 2’s performance can be said to range from more refined instrumental structure. “Hedfunk ” closely fol­ average to good—there is no single outstanding track which lows this technique and reinforces the sense of controlled defines the album and makes it memorable. The presence of a ease which marks the album as a whole. piece such as Trans-4M’s “Arrival,” The Irresistible Force’s Slower tracks such as “Funki Porcini” weaken an otherwise “Space is the Place,” or F.lectro-Tete’s “I Love You” would enjoyable collection by plodding along in pedestrian fashion. have raised Earthrise onto a much higher plane and saved it As with most ambient music, there is a thin line between from the obscurity to which it seems destined. Courtesy Epic Records being mellow and being boring and, unfortunately, a number -by J u lia n E llio tt

Lounge Ax Defense and Relocation VARIOUS ARTISTS (out of live) estled between record stores, bike shops, and British pace is reminiscent of their recent Under the Bushes, Under pubs, the Chicago club Lounge Ax has showcased a the S tars album. Superchunk’s “Fader Rules” continues the Iveritable who’s who of underground music for years. band’s sail from the pop-punk days of old into the slower, A block from DePaul University, the bowling lane-shaped bar more mature waters of Here’s Where the Strings Come In. and stage has run into legal problems of late. In January of Lounge Ax's strongest moments come when a handful of ‘95, condo owners New Yuppie Neighbor complained of the bands add new sweeteners to their normal flavors. The rock-type noise seeping into their recently acquired complex Archers work a surfy, mock-tv theme song, “Mark Price P.I.,” adjacent to the Lounge Ax. The Lounge Ax has since battled that neatly melds their quirky, alternate-tuning sounds with with NYN, the Liquor Commissioner, and the ticket-crazy Man or Astroman? space-punk. Shellac, the supergroup of Chicago Blue over the last year. That adds up to a fat stack of producers and Robert Weston, stomps through a legal fees and unwarranted hassles. swamp-boogie twist on their patented, pummeling sound. But you can always rely on good friends to get you across Lounge Ax favorites, the Coctails, (Mark Coctail can now be the high water. Fortunately, those friends happen to be some found collecting cash at the door) add distortion and feedback of the best bands in the country. Included on the champi­ to xylophones and jazz. onship card are heavyweights Sebadoh, Guided By Voices, With all compilations come a few duds, and Jesus Lizard, Archers of Loaf, Superchunk, Tortoise, Jesus Lizard, Shellac, Bad Livers, and take the bullet for the greater June of 44, Seam, the Coctails, and more. good of this CD. With every last penny of sales going to the Most bands stick to the familiar turf of their solo . club, not only will you get excellent comp, but also a cleaner

Courtesy Touch and Po Records Guided By Voices crank another hummable, Beatles-indu- conscience knowing you did your good deed for the day. enced, bar-rock tune from their factory, whose texture and -by Brent DiCrescenzo NEW RELEASE NEW ive Hootie and the Blowfish this much credit: their sound is HOOTIE & THE BLOW FISH G distinctive. If one more Bush clone, which would be a clone of a Pearl Jam/Nirvana clone, was to Fairw eather release an album this year, vengeance (out of five) would likely be called from on high. No, not exciting stuff, but it’s probably “Fool,” a slow, Southern-fried grind, Hootie has their own style, such as it is, quite good in concert. In fact, if you starts in— hold your breath— 3/4! It and it is easily recognizable. shelled out a few bob to see Black 47, gets better: the time signature changes Of course, it’s recognizable because Hootie would be a bargain. It’s peppy, back and forth from 3/4 to 4/4. you’ve heard it about a trillion times by up-tempo, Southern flavored rock. It’s Of course, there are the flaws. now. The omnipresence of C ra cke d great background music, great in the Musically “ adventurous” as it is, there’s B e a r View ensured that only cavern- bars, great speeding down the toll road trouble when our novice guitarist/fear­ dwellers without FM could escape the, with the top down, but not so hot on less critic can play along with almost Lastly, let it never be said that Hootie uh, melodious tones of Darius and the headphones. every song, hearing them for the first are unaware of their position in the boys. By now, everyone is sick of it, And they’ve got soul. Something time, after a few drinks. Don’t get music world. In the title track, a fifty- which is too bad, because their follow- Hootie’s detractors have never criti­ excited. These guys aren’t exactly the second blurb buried late in the album, up, Fairweather Johnson, is actually a cized them for is lack of soul. Darius Barenaked Ladies or anything. Hootie the concept of Fairweather Johnson is pretty good album. Rucker pours his being into a song. He and the Blowfish are like an old shoe, explained: “I like the Broncos when In fact, Fairweather Johnson is an isn’t a polished singer, but he’s strong. which they ought to be by now. improvement over the inexplicably suc­ On tracks like “ Old Man” or “Tucker’s Problem is, Fairweather Johnson has they come alive... I liked the Braves in ‘95.” This poorly-recorded track, in cessful previous effort in many ways. Town,” he opens up and emotes. It’s that same broken-in quality to it. These are incremental improvements, good to hear, and shows he hasn’t got­ That’s “broken-in,” not “worn out.” terms of cleverness, is the best on an of course. You didn’t think Atlantic was ten lazy, at least. Hootie may not be revolutionary, but album that shows ’s going to let them alter their sound sig­ Musically, too, Fairweather Johnson admit it: their blend of rock, country rapidly growing lyrical depth. The joke is on carping critics and fair-weather nificantly, did you? For that matter, if is more accomplished than the previous and soul doesn’t sound much like a lot you thought they would anyway, you album. “Earth Stopped Cold at Dawn” of other things on the radio. Except, of fans alike: Hootie know what they’re may be wrong. They never claimed to features a slight Latin flavor that is not course, for Hootie and the Blowfish. It doing, and if you don’t buy 13 million— be dreadfully creative. as self-conscious as it could have been. remains to be seen how wise it was to and you w ill not— that’s fine with However, Hootie actually has “Be the One,” the album’s opening release this album now. But it’s not Son them. Their place is set, and what hap­ expanded their musical vocabulary, track, uses minor chords as the fea­ of . It’s similar, but pens now is up to the trend-jumping after a fashion. Facts are facts: this is tured chords, a new twist for Hootie. unequal. consumer. -by Kevin Dolan music Thursday, April 25, 1996 page 11 by concert review * Joey Crawford Campus Concerts ironic, considering that MTV made Bush who they are today. Without MTV, Bush would be just another somewhat talented No Doubt Steals the Show band with a loyal following. They would be just like any other Thursday, April 25 small, underground band. The highlight of their performance came in the beginning when they put on a riveting performance *ROCKne Concert, Steps of “Machinehead.” Holy riffs batman! Their set included a cover of the Rock, 4 PM with of the Sex Pistols (in which Gavin boldly compared himself to the legendary frontman, Johnny Rotten) and a somewhat moving Emily Lord, Cod in Salsa, solo of “Glycerine.” Bush is a good band, but they are certainly The 5th Harmonic, & 4 not legendary, despite Gavin’s feeble attempts. One album does not make a great band. Nice People The Goo Goo Dolls put on a virtually worthless performance. *add nine, Stonehenge, Tilings would have been much better if they stayed in the bus and let No Doubt play during their set. The band is totally influ ­ 5 - 6:30 PM enced by commercialism and lacks any talent whatsoever. If originality is something they wanted to avoid, they certainly suc­ ‘ Material Issue, Alumni ceeded. Senior Club, 9 PM, with The opening band, No Doubt, definitely stole the show. Lead Luster Courtesy Trauma Records singer Gwen Stefani has a stage presence that very few others wo mainstream, commercial bands put on quite a show possess. They captivated the small crowd (many people missed ‘ Rave Dance,Stonehenge, their performance because of the Little 500 race) with their in Assembly Hall at Indiana University on April 20, but 9 PM-ish T they were definitely overshadowed and outplayed by the interesting conglomeration of music. Their musical style has opening band. Bush and the Goo Goo Dolls have enjoyed been compared to the Police and the Mighty Mighty Bosstones, ‘ add nine with Reverend astounding commercial success. Their music has but this young band is taking it all in stride. played...and played...and played on the radio, almost to the point Very few “punk” bands can boast a female lead singer; this Funk, Jazzman’s, 10 PM where it becomes monotonous. No Doubt, on the other hand, is a band has one of the best. Drummer Adrian Young explains, “I virtually unknown band from the musically rich area of Southern don’t know what it is like to play with a male lead singer, so its California. Sure, they have enjoyed a bit of commercial success basically normal. Most of the lyrics reflect her relationships at Friday, April 26 with the release of their single, “I’m Just a Girl," but they defi­ the tim e.” ‘ Sabor Latino, Vibe, & nitely stick to their roots of a healthy mixture of ska and punk. No Doubt has been around for eight years and the made the Bush is a fun band to listen to, but they are lacking in the origi­ long, overdue rise from obscurity with the release of their new Stomper Bob at Stepan nality and talent sections. Their music is characterized by a album, Tragic Kingdom. The band boasts a strong following in Field, 4:30 PM strong Seattle influence with a twist of British flavor. Lead singer Southern California, and has produced three albums during Gavin Rossdale seems to think he is somewhat of a god in the those eight years. As to why their music rose from obscurity right *De La Soul, with music field, standing on top of the speakers for about five min­ now, Young maintains, “A lot has to do with timing musically. utes at a time to wallow in the fact that thousands of people are The way music is today, it is a lot more accepting with the differ­ Reverend Funk, Stepan, cheering him on. Bush has certainly not reached immaculate sta­ ent styles and such which wasn’t the case with the first albums.” 8 PM tus, they probably never will. Another bit of irony that occurred Without a doubt, this band hopes to avoid the same commer­ during Bush’s hour and a half set was the fact that the screen cial fizzle that many other bands endure. No Doubt promises to ‘ add nine, Corby’s, 10 PM behind them flashed random messages like, “Television is a capi­ produce albums from the heart, if they enjoy commercial suc­ tal punishment, ” and “TV kills the brain.” Now this is extremely cess, more power to them. They deserve it.

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rummer Jim Spellman from DC smart-pop singing, bass, maybe some keyboards. It’s all stupid. the production is a little more stripped down than band Velocity Girl recently took some time It’s just fodder for magazines. I haven’t listened to jSimpatico! . It sounds a lot like your first EP that D from their busy touring schedule to talk with that much new music in the last six months, but the came out on Slumberland. Do you think that’s true? music critic Dominic DeVito and WVI'I music director stuff I really like, like Wilco and Son Volt, that kind of JS: Yeah, I think it’s true but it’s not done on purpose Chad Vivar. However, repeated problems with phones thing. I really like the Dirty Three and 1 also really as much as we’ve now had the ability to have more on both ends of the line (Notre Dame and somewhere like the Chemical Brothers. None of these bands have time to work on things and make our ideas more in New Jersey) caused some delays in getting the anything to do with each other. Does it mean I’m sup­ focused and concentrate on writing songs and stuff, interview set up. so the conversation was a bit shorter posed to not like them? No, it’s stupid to have so as opposed to just going in and banging it out. than expected. Here are some of the salvaged high­ many labels, but obviously that’s not a very original lights: thought on my part. C ft D: Also, on this album Sarah (Shannon, lead vocalist) is a lot more out in front and her voice is a Regarding the current Gilded Stars and Zealous C ft D: Do you think there’s going to be some sort of lot stronger. Is that something that you could Hearts I our going on now, which w ill be hitting the movement away from using the “a” word? attribute to a producer? Metro in Chicago on Friday, May 3. The opening JS: I think that there’s going to be a move away from JS: I think that we’re just getting better. bands will be Fuzzy and Notre Dame alumni rockers it because all of the bands are going to get dropped Chisel: from their labels and it’s going to implode just like C f t D: There hasn’t been a whole lot of press for your C & D : What bands have you guys really gotten a heavy metal did. new album. Is there a reason for that? kick out of playing with in the past? JS: Ahh, they don’t want us (laughter). I don’t know. JS: We really liked playing with Sugar. Loved playing C ft I): And hair music? We’re just taking it slow. We had fun with the media with Pavement. Those are my two favorites. We JS: You know, one or two bands get big, like Van our last record and before that even and people don’t haven’t opened for anybody in a long time. Halen and Guns’N’Roses and then eight million bands want the same story twice. Since we’re not exciting follow them. And then Pearl Jam and Stone Temple and not like Oasis and beating each other up or “ the C ft I): What about a band that you haven’t played Pilots get big, there’s a million bands that follow suit. new thing,” we re a lot harder to write stories about. with yet that you think would be a lot of fun to play Whether the bands are good or bad, it’s the cycle of I don’t mean that as a dis on those bands or the with? the music industry. The music industry feeds on new album, it’s just “where’s the story?” JS: I don’t know. We’ve sort of played with a lot of my stuff. It needs to have new, new, new. That’s why favorite hands already. There are a lot of rock bands Run-DMC aren’t popular now, but Snoop Doggy Dogg C ft D: Speaking of beating other people up, you guys I’d love to play with...Neil Young, the Rolling Stones. is. Things just go in cycles. It doesn’t mean that the have been able to keep the same crew through all the I’d love to play with AC/DC, but I don’t see that hap­ records anybody made in the past are less good or albums, the lineup hasn’t changed and nobody’s left pening anytime in the future. something. That’s the way that record labels work. ever since the first album.. Is there a reason for that? JS: We just get along okay. C ft I): I think that kind of crowd would probably not C ft D: Is there a prediction of what the new sound be able to appreciate your kind of music too well, but will be in the next few years? C ft D: Despite all the offers you got from major labels you never know. JS: The only two original-forming sounds of music you decided to sign another contract with Sub Pop. Is JS: Yeah, I went and saw AC/DC about a month ago, it that I can hear are like really f**ked-up dance music, there a reason why you decided to stay? was great. My fifth time seeing them. like jungle music and really awful Florida grind-core. JS: They’re just good. We like ’em. We get along with them and we like ’em. They’re a pretty good label. C ft 1): Let’s discuss the state of popular and “alter­ Deicide or Cannibal Corpse where everyone goes native" music today. A lot of the bands that are unfor­ “ CRRRRRR!” Those are the only two original things Many thanks go to Chad Vivar and Stephanie tunately thrown into the alternative bin by media so maybe those two things will team up and combine Young for helping with the questions and to Dorien moguls, they’re basically pop bands. Do you agree? to make grind-hop or something. from Girlie Action management for being so patient JS: I think it’s all bunk. You can call it whatever; C ft D: Yeah, that could be the next big grunge thing and helpful. Go see the show or pick up the new there’s always been new names for this stuff and it’s to hit the country. Let’s talk about the new album:, album—they're worth your time. always basically the same—drums, guitar, some guy Gilded Stars and Zealous Hearts. On the new album page 12 The Observer • SPORTS Thursday, April 25, 1996

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BASEBALL Twins trounce Tigers with record-setting tally, Red Sox rally

Associated Press Detroit, topping the 31 scored in the sixth. Johnson came over run, Williams hit a three-run including Jefferson’s RBI dou­ in the Tigers’ 16-15 win over to the Tiger dugout before giv­ homer, Flaherty hit an RBI dou­ ble in the sixth to make it 9-8. DETROIT Chicago on June 2,1925. ing Bell the thumb. ble and Tim flyers hit a sacri­ Gil Heredia (0-2) walked Mike Minnesota's Tom Kelly was Tigers manager Buddy Bell, “ I think he came over with fice fly. Lewis homered in the Stanley to load the bases and apologizing for a record-setting ejected for the first time this the idea of ejecting somebody,” fourtlrfora 10-7 lead. then got Troy O’Leary to pop up slugfest Wednesday in Tiger season, said his team’s seventh Bell said. “ That’s only the sec­ too shallow to score the run. Stadium. And he was the win­ straight loss was an embar­ ond time I’ve been on the field Red Sox 11, Rangers 9 But Mike Greenwell hit a ning manager. rassment. this year.” grounder to force Stanley at Greg Myers and Paul Molitor “ I think that’s a pretty good Erick Bennett (1-0), the third Reggie Jefferson’s third dou­ second and outran the relay, each had five RBIs Wednesday word, and I have as much to do Twins pitcher, gave up two ble of the game broke a sev­ preventing a double-play and as the Twins set a team record with this as anyone,’’ Bell said. runs and three hits in 1 1-3 in­ enth-inning tie on Wednesday allowing Mo Vaughn to score for runs and routed the Detroit “ It’s my job to find the right nings. night and helped the Boston the tying run. Tigers 24-11. buttons and push them.” Randy Veres (0-2) was the Red Sox rally from a 7-0 deficit John Valentin led off the sev­ It was the most runs against Myers set a career high for third of Detroit’s seven pitchers to beat the Texas Rangers 11-9. enth with a double and Vaughn the Tigers in 84 years, match­ RBIs with a run-scoring single and gave up three runs in 1 1-3 Kevin Elster hit a three-run was walked intentionally before ing the mark set in a 24-2 loss in the first, an RBI-double in innings. homer in the Rangers’ seven- Jefferson doubled into the to the Philadelphia Athletics on the sixth, a sacrifice fly in the Molitor tripled in a run and run second inning and added a right-field corner to score them May 18, 1912, when Detroit’s seventh and a two-run single in scored on Myers’ sacrifice fly in two-run shot in the third for a both. regular players, angered that the eighth. the seventh. Myers’ two-run career-high five RBIs. But Rich Vaughn was 3-for-3 with Ty Cobb had been suspended, “ It was just one of those days single highlighted a five-run Garces and Mike Stanton (1-1) three runs and two walks and went on strike, forcing the team when everything fell in for us,” eighth and Hale homered in the shut Texas down the rest of the Valentin had a pair of doubles to use players from semipro Myers said. “ In the gaps, down ninth. way. to snap an 0-for-17 slump. Troy teams and St. Joseph’s College. the line, everything.” “ It was just one of those Garces, who was called up O’Leary homered for Boston Minnesota, which outhit Molitor had an RBI-groundout games where you sit back and from Pawtucket earlier in the and Mickey Tettleton hit a Detroit 19-14, blew a 7-2 lead, in the first, a three-run homer shake your head,” M olitor said. day, pitched 2 2-3 scoreless three-run shot for Texas. falling behind 10-7 in the in the third and an RBI-triple in “ This park’s conducive to hit­ innings and Stanton retired the Elster’s five RBIs matched the fourth before rallying. The the eighth. It was the fourth ting with the short porches and Rangers in order in the sev­ career high he set Friday in a Twins’ previous high for runs five-RBI game of his career but the wind blowing out, but you enth. Stan Belinda pitched a 26-7 victory over Baltimore. was in a 21-7 win over Detroit first since 1981. never expect something like perfect eighth and Heathcliff Pavlik also started that game on June 4, 1994. “ I know I did it my second that.” Slocumb struck out the side in and also couldn’t take advan­ But Kelly wasn’t very happy game in the big leagues,” After Minnesota took a 7-2 the ninth for his fourth save. tage of the run support. about it. Molitor said. "I don’t remember lead, the first six Tigers got hits Roger Pavlik gave up five Since winning his first three “ That wasn’t very pretty, and after that.” in the bottom of third and all runs before leaving with none starts, Pavlik has gotten a pair all I can do is apologize to the Chip Hale hit a three-run six scored. out in the second and Dennis of no-decisions, allowing 11 fans in the stands who sat homer in the eighth and Dave Bobby Higginson doubled in a Cook gave up four more. runs in 5 2-3 innings. through that so-called exhibi­ Hollins hit a solo homer for the tion of major league baseball,’’ Twins. he said. Mark Lewis homered twice “ The only thing good about and drove in four runs for for that game was that we won.’’ Detroit. 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Both teams clearly had 4:45 BK 9 4:00 ST 5 4:45 BK 10 very high expectations coming I I into the tournament, and both 9. Malicious Prc secution 12. Hibod River Bandits have won quite handily up to this point. However, despite the fact that each team demon­ strated various weaknesses Saturday Saturday against lesser opponents, the commissioners evidently felt TBA ST 5 TBA ST 5 that there were other, more particular, determining factors. “The performance of other teams really dictated Malicious 6. NBT 7. Bring out the Gimp II falling,” said Albrighton. “ NBT is as good as anyone in the tournament, but they’re just not as sharp as they can 4:00 BK 9 5:30 BK 10 be. The potential is there, but it just doesn’t seem like it’s 11. CJ’s Wooden Shoes 10. Plass the Beernuts clicking yet.” Adin McCann, point guard for NBT III, had no real disagree­ ment with the commissioner’s assessment. Friday Friday “They were justified [in mov­ ing us down),” noted McCann, 5:00 ST 1 5:00 ST 2 who has been called “ one of the top three all-around players in 4. Showtime 2. Dos Kloskas the tournament” by Albrighton. “I don’t know if we deserved the number two seed in the first place, but I’m not worried 6:15 BK 10 6:15 BK 9 about it.” While these two slipped con­ 13. Vanilla Kern&l 15. Hoopaholics siderably in terms of rankings, other teams jumped ahead a The Observer/Tom Roland great deal. An example of this Swoosh, No. 4 Showtime, No. 3 is the Tobasco Cats, who CCE, and No. 2 Dos Kloskas, leaped from No. 16 in the origi­ respectively. A tte n tio n : nal seedings to 8 in the new The stage has been set, by order. This advance came with way of the new rankings, for all students 21 and older good reason, as they were one the showdown that everyone of the teams to which appears to have been anticipat­ put down those books Albrighton referred when dis­ ing for quite some time. This cussing Malicious Prosecution. translates to a rematch of one and come clear your minds Another feature of the of last year’s semifinal games, reseeding process consists of between Models and the new those teams that were not No. 2 seed, Dos Kloskas, who before finals included in the top sixteen moved up from the number spots of the initial rankings. three slot. Some teams, such as Kerbdog, Though they know what may And One, Unusual Suspects, possibly lie ahead, Dos Kloskas and Diaper Dandies, could not realizes they first have to get AMD live up to their top 16 billing. by today’s round of sixteen. Other teams like Hood River “We’re not worried about the Bandits (from 20 to 12), Vanilla finals yet, because we have to Kernals (18 to 13), Sweeter worry about getting to the ENTERTAINMENT than Candy (19 to 14), and round of eight,” asserted Pete lloopaholics (24 to 15) sur­ Coleman, the versatile senior Present. . . 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□ I ’ j disappointing finish at last Freshman No. 6 singles Betsy T weekend’s Midwest Invitational Gemmer agreed. Gemmer said Tournament. that, though Valparaiso did not Print Find Home Rel— , ’ Yet the ball took a bad hit hard, their consistency wore bounce for the Belles. Falling the Belles down. Go To I http://www.nd.edu/~ucc to 16-9 for the season, and 3-6 “A lot of us thought we could What's Nov? j What's Cool? | Handbook | Net Search | Net Directory) Newsgroups | fo r the m atch, SMC struggled have won,” Gemmer said. with lackluster play in both sin­ “Valparaiso’s people at Nos. 4, gles and doubles. 5, and 6 were pushers: they According to junior Kate were consistent, but did not put Kozacik, who won at No. 1 sin­ a lot of pace on the ball. We gles 6-4, 6-2, while the Belles were frustrated the whole day. played well defensively, they Mentally, it got to me." failed to aggressively close out Today SMC hopes to be men­ points. Despite her win, tally on top of its game as they Kozacik said that her own play travel to Kalamazoo for the 0 Health Services proved less forceful than usual. final match of the season at 3 B uilding, “(Head Coach Katie Cromer) p.m. Ranked in the top eight at 3rd Floor Center tells us to analyze our oppo­ the Midwest Invitational, and 631-7336 nents,” Kozacik said. “I think I returning a National contender did that. I found my opponent’s at No. 1 singles, Kalamazoo w ill A n n o u n c i n g f o r f a l l : weaknesses, and exploited be a formidable foe for the those, as opposed to me coming Belles. However, Cromer has up with something.” confidence that, at their best, Counseline On-Line, “My match was not very Saint Mary’s can return the Self Help Web Library exciting. I think (Cromer) said challenge. it best: we did not play even “Hopefully we will just go out Lillies to internet resources" on personal growth, in ter­ close to our best tennis.” with a bang,” Cromer said. “It Cromer said that Valpo took depends upon wbat team shows personal relations, and how to deal w ith day-to-day her team out of its element. up to play. If it is the team we Coming off of three days of were at the Midwest, we will and life stresses. solid tournament play at the give Kalamazoo a run for their Midwest Invitational, Cromer money.”

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■ S o f t b a l l Irish to visit Wildcats in rematch

By W ILLY BAUER To complicate matters, pitch­ coming off being shutout for the Sports W riter er Joy Battersby now has prob­ first time all season, losing 2-0. lems forcing her out of the The Irish, though, pounded out Hoping to get back on track rotation. The loss of Battersby, 13 hits and eight runs in the after Tuesday’s loss to who pitched a no-hitter last second game. Northern Illinois, Notre Dame weekend, limits a pitching staff “We hit well, but we didn’t travel to Northwestern, the already reeling from the loss of put anything together (in the teams' second meeting of the Kobata. Kelly Nichols, nor­ first game),” commented Miller. year. mally used in relief situations, “That’s the nature of the The Irish opened the season was called on to start against game.” against the Wildcats, winning Northern Illinois and could be Northwestern could give the the game 1-0. However, cir­ called on again. Freshman Irish fits w ith its dose of steady cumstances are different head­ Angela Bessolo, who was Big pitching and an aggressive of­ ing into the final non-confer­ East pitcher of the week last fense. Wildcat pitching held ence game of the season. week, has been pitching well the Irish to only one run in the “I don’t know how we’ll do since Kobata’s injury. last game, but could not touch right now,” said coach Liz Lack of focus hindered the Irish pitching. Miller, who chases elusive win Irish defense against the However, due to injuries, number 700. “We have people Huskies. Irish pitching is not what it was with bangs, bruises and bumps. Poor defense crippled the at the beginning of the season. I don’t know if we’ll be focused. Irish in game one against Notre Dame’s offense will be I hope we’ll be ready, but we Northern Illinois, where an er­ the key against Northwestern, have a lot of distractions.” ror and a wild pitch helped give needing to put behind its recent Those distractions are in­ the Huskies its 2-0 victory. trend of cold openers but hot juries, and they are a little Miller still remains optimistic endings. more than a few bumps and about her team’s chances de­ “It should be a tough game,” bruises. spite the uphill battle due said M iller. “We beat them 1-0, All-American pitcher Terri mainly to the injury situation, so I e xpect tw o ve ry tough Kobata almost certainly has “The key is to sco’re runs and games.” pitched her last game at Notre score early. It’ll be a good The Irish have one more Dame, suffering from tendonitis game (against Northwestern).” home game, Saturday and in her w rist. Second baseman After a game where offensive Sunday against Big East for Andrea Kollar was hit in the production was down for the Seton Hall before preparing for The Observer/Rob Finch face during practice and also is Irish, M iller’s assessment is the Big East tournament the Sophomore Kelly Nichols found herself in a starting position against out indefinitely. right on track. Notre Dame is first weekend in May. Northern Illinois Tuesday. She might be called on again Thursday.

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0 SPRING FOOTBALL Spencer shines in backup role

By TODD FITZPATRICK Spencer showcased his talents this weekend at Sports W rite r this spring’s first Blue-Gold game and stole the spotlight from many of his teammates. He rum­ Penn State is known as Linebacker U. Miami bled through the defensive line with his 6-1, 235 was known for years as Quarterback U. The way pound, frame and outran defensive backs with things are going, maybe Notre Dame should be his blazing speed. The freshman carried the ball called Fullback U. eight times for 112 yards, a remarkable average The past included punishing backs like Anthony of 14 yards per carry. Johnson, Rodney Culver, Jerome Bettis, and Ray His most impressive run was a 75-yard romp Zellars. The present is multi-talented Marc for his first touchdown of the afternoon. Spencer Edwards. added another touchdown later in the game. The future is Jamie Spencer. “ It was great being able to do the things you’ve “I see what they have done in the past, and 1 been practicing for all this time,” said Spencer. want to keep the tradition rolling,” commented “I’m pleased with my progression so far. I feel Spencer. like I’m getting better and I’m more confident.” “I used to watch guys like Bettis before I came Although Spencer would probably start at full­ here. I really respect him a lot. I know about the back next season for most college teams, he has great tradition this school has with guys like no complaints about backing up Marc Edwards. Bettis and Rodney Culver and Anthony Johnson. “We just want to keep things rolling the way The Observer/David Murphy It was probably one of the reasons I chose to they’ve always been w ith our offense. We’ll do Freshman fullback Jamie Spencer (left), who gained 112 yards on 14 come here.” carries, is making the strides that should earn him playing time next fall. see SPENCER / page 14

0 BOOKSTORE BASKETBALL 0 BASEBALL How sweet it is ment begins. Following yes­ Bookstore field terday’s games, and keeping Bookstore Seeds with tradition, the Bookstore narrows to 16 commissioners collaborated 1. Models, Inc. and reseeded the survivors. By T IM M CCO NN 2. Dos Kloskas “We reseed because a lot of Sports W riter what we do at the beginning is 3. CCE based on hearsay,” stated ex­ The pretenders have been 4. Showtime ecutive commissioner John sent packing. The “Sweet “Church” Albrighton. “Once 5. Swoosh II Sixteen” has arrived, and now, you get down to sixteen, 6. NBT III only the true contenders for you’ve pretty much proven the Bookstore Basketball XXV 7. Bring out the Gimp II that you belong. This just crown remain. gives us a chance to reevalu­ 8. Tobasco Cat For those eliminated in yes­ ate a team’s performance.” terday’s round of thirty-two, 9. Malicious Prosecution As of yet, the one true con­ sweet may not be the word of stant of this otherwise wacky 10. Pass the Beernuts choice. More like bittersweet. tournament has been Models, 11. CJ’s Wooden Shoes The Observer/Rob Finch But for those that have ad­ Inc. Their dominant perfor­ Scott Sollmann collected his record-setting 39th stolen base last night. vanced into this elite group of 12. Hood River Bandits mances throughout the begin­ He surpassed Pat Pevasanto’s mark of 38 in a single season. teams, they know that, despite ning rounds has allowed them 13. Vanilla Kernals their respective winning to maintain their number one streaks, they really have not 14. Sweeter than Candy ranking. Without question, Nothing for Norbert: achieved anything yet. Conrad James, Renaldo Wynn, 15. Hoopaholics Now that only sixteen teams 16. Untouchables remain, a whole new tourna­ see SWEET / page 16 Notre Dame takes two By DYLAN BARMMER who came on in the fifth to Assistant Sports Editor throw a shutout inning. “Jeff (Wagner) put his glove out, and Talk about reversal of for­ I just had to put the ball in tunes. there.” After being pummeled 13-3 That was about all anyone at the hands of Illinois yester­ had to do against St. Norbert, day, the Notre Dame baseball who recorded just eight hits off team took advantage of six different Irish pitchers in Division 111 St. Norbert in a both games while committing doubleheader yesterday after­ seven errors in the field. noon, winning 13-0 and 13-1. Freshman Chris McKeown “ It was good that we got the set the tone early for the Irish chance to play a lot of guys, get pitchers, throwing seven in­ back on the winning track,” nings of shutout baseball in head coach Paul Mainieri com­ only his second collegiate start. mented. “The story of the first game The Irish played enough dif­ was Chris McKeown,” said ferent people to field two Mainieri. “He had real good teams, especially in the night­ movement on his fastball, and cap, which saw everything threw an outstanding change- from a reserve outfielder play­ up. He was in complete com­ ing second base and pitching, mand out there.” to a starting pitcher throwing “It’s real nice to get some three scoreless innings before playing time,” commented moving to first base. McKeown, who picked up his The Observer/Mike Ruma “I just tried to throw strikes,” second win in the past week. Lamarr Justice (left) of third-ranked CCE and LaRon Moore, Lamont Bryant, and Renaldo Wynn (from commented Bret Poppleton, the left to right) of top-ranked Models, Inc. are some of the better known faces of BookstoreXXV. reserve outfielder in question, see ROMP / page 17

Softball fights injuries Softball Track and Field see page 18 at Northwestern, April 25, 3 p.m. at Drake and Hillsdale Relays, April 26 and 27 Baseball Saint Marys tennis loses to Valpo S M C Sports vs. Indiana, April 25, 5 p.m. Tennis at Kalamazoo, April 25, 3 p.m. see page 17

Lacrosse Twins set record in victory vs. M ichigan State, A pril 26, 7 p.m . see page 14