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Mens Soccer FEATURES vs the UW The Idea — whose idea PAGE 16 was this anyway? PAGE 7 Greenery on the roof NEWS PAGE 7 Counterfeit dollars at UWM PAGE 2 The presidential visit to By Mackenzie Renner west Airlines Center, were fol­ message to Congress that Editor in Chief lowed by a $2,000 per plate the tax cuts recently passed luncheon at the Italian Commu­ must remain as a fixture in President George W. Bush, in nity Center. The luncheon future budgets. his remarks on the economy dur­ brought in approximately "The idea of passing tax ing a fundraising tour in Milwau­ $800,000 and, according to Wis- relief which is here one day kee, called upon legislators to politics.com, was the highest- and gone tomorrow is not uphold tax cuts and support the priced political fundraiser in state good for economic recovery. current economic policy institut­ history. For the sake of job creation ed by the Bush administration. Bush opened his remarks by we need to put certainty in "My concern is about the peo­ recognizing multiple Republican the tax code," said Bush. "All ple who are-looking for work," leaders from Wisconsin includ­ the tax relief we passed must said Bush. "I'm not worried about ing former governor Tommy be permanent." the numbers. What I am worried Thompson, congressional repre­ According to the Presi­ about is the lives affected by sentatives Jim Sensenbrenner, dent, the majority of per­ recession." and , and state sons who pay the top rate in President Bush was in Milwau­ officials Jack Voight, Mary Panz­ American individual tax code kee on Friday, Oct. 3 as part of a er and Steve Foti. are small business owners. fundraising tour. The remarks on Among Bush's comments on With 70 percent of new jobs the economy, held at the Mid­ the state of the economy was a coming from small business­ es, the President pushed for support of his tax relief pro­ gram, which will "allow small businesses to keep more of their own money," therefore Protestors greet stimulating the economy and creating more jobs. "The entrepreneurial spir­ Bush in Milwaukee it in this country is really Post photo by Dustin Safranek see BUSH page 3 President George W. Bush at Mitchell Airfield.

Post photo by Dustin Safranek Sign-carrying protesters lined the streets around the ICC during Bush's visit.

By Brian Resop of the number of jobs lost. News Editor "Over 260,000 have been announced in Wisconsin since Demonstrators of all sorts President Bush took office," showed up in the rain outside said John Goldstein, President of the Italian Community Cen­ of the Milwaukee County Labor ter on Friday morning to Council. protest the arrival of George W. Approximately 100 people Bush to Milwaukee. Unem­ showed up for the protest. Var­ Post photo by Mackenzie Renner ployment, women's rights and ious organizations included the environment were the Wisconsin Citizen Action, the groups' main concern. Milwaukee County Labor Coun­ Dean makes stop in Madison "No president has lost more cil, local ironworkers unions, jobs than Bush since the the Sierra Club, the National "Generation Dean" campaign aimed at youth vote Hoover administration," said Lawyers Guild, University of By Brian Resop Sunday about his plans to run Dean said that one third of Larry Marx, executive director Wisconsin-Milwaukee VOX, the for president. Dean is running contributions to his campaign, of Wisconsin Citizen Action. News Editor Milwaukee chapter of the an alternate motto for his "Dean including money and volunteer Many protestors carried National Women's Organization governor Howard for America" campaign called, work, comes from the genera­ Hoover vacuum cleaners and the Milwaukee chapter of Dean, competing for the dem­ "Generation Dean," which is tion of youth who are of col­ around with them as a symbol see PROTEST page 3 ocratic nomination, spoke to a aimed at college students and lege age. He said that that same group of 3,000 in Madison on young voters. see DEAN page 24 2 October 8, 2003 The UWM Post News NEWS BRIEFS Conterfeit dollars at UWM By Matthew L. Bellehumeur you should immediately turn it • UWM professor awarded Fulbright grant to News Editor over to the local police or the U.S If you suspect a Ukraine: University of Wisconsin-Milwaukee Professor Vic­ Secret Service. If the bill is gen­ counterfeit bill... tor Greene has been awarded a Fulbright Senior Specialist Seven identical counterfeit uine it will be returned, but if it $20 bills have been used at the is counterfeit you will not be Grant to lecture on American history at Kyiv Institute • Keep the bill from the passer. Slavonic University in the Ukraine. Greene, an emeritus University of Wisconsin-Milwau­ reimbursed. professor of history, will conduct 10 lectures at the kee Union since the beginning of "You are out the $20 no mat­ • Delay the passer by some the school year. The Campus ter what. I'd rather be out the excuse, if possible, without put­ Ukraine university from Nov. 15 to Nov. 29. The Kyiv Insti­ ting yourself in danger. tute Slavonic University was founded in 1993 with an Police have interviewed a couple $20 than try and pass it on," said emphasis on international studies. suspects but don't have enough Lt. Hodermann. "It is a federal • Contact the police. evidence for an arrest. crime to knowingly do it." • Observe the passer's descrip­ • Benefit features Latin American folk music: A In 2001, three counterfeit Possession of counterfeit tion and that of any companion benefit for the Milwaukee Coalition to Normalize Relations bills were passed at the union. United States obligations with or vehicle used. with Cuba will feature Latin American folk music from the There were four passed in 2002 fraudulent intent is also a fed­ • Handle the bill as little as Andes to the Caribbean. At 7 p.m. on Oct. 12, at the Cof­ and seven already this year. eral offense and is punishable by possible, to preserve fingerprint feehouse, 631 N 19th Street, featured musicians will "They are showing up a lot more a fine or imprisonment for up evidence. include Tony Baez, Dino Arestgui and Felipe Rodriquez. often on campus than before," to 15 years, or both. • Write your initials and the The event is open to the public and admission is a $6 sug­ said University of Wisconsin-Mil­ Although most counterfeit date on an unprinted edge on gested donation. waukee Campus Police Lieu­ money is printed, the Secret the front of the bill, place it in tenant Pamela S. Hodermann. Service says that "raised notes" an envelope, and surrender it • UWM to hold speech recognition workshop: The The campus police recently or bills that are altered to University of Wisconsin-Milwaukee School of Business only to police or the U.S Secret arrested a suspect that attempt­ increase the face value, are Service. Administration Center for Technology Innovation will hold ed to use a counterfeit $20 bill becoming more prevalent. a workshop entitled "Speech Recognition: Primary Human but did not feel that they had New $20 bills will be released Computer Interface?" on Friday, Oct 31, from 8:30 a.m. to enough evidence to prosecute this month. To stay ahead of the world. It will co-circulate 4:30 p.m. The program will feature experts from IBM's TJ the individual. The suspect counterfeiters, the U.S. govern­ with older-design notes, and Watson Research Center. The workshop will cover contro­ claimed he did not know the ment plans on introducing new the public can rest assured that versial and multimodal technologies, superhuman speech bill was counterfeit. currency designs every seven all U.S. notes will continue to be recognition, text to speech research and audio-visual auto­ The serial number of the $20 to 10 years according to the legal tender." matic speech recognition. Call the Center for Technology bill that the suspect attempted Bureau of Engraving and Print­ The most noticeable differ­ Innovation at 229-3992 for more information. to use was brand new said Lt. ing. ence in the notes is the subtle —Matthew Bellehumeur, News Editor Hodermann. Since the $20 bill The first newly redesigned green, peach and blue colors fea­ was first caught, the Secret Ser­ Series 2004 $20 notes, featur­ tured in the background, said vice has received more with ing background colors and Dawn Haley, of the Bureau of that same serial number. Engraving and Printing. Differ­ The counterfeiters on campus To stay ahead of ent colors will be used for dif­ have been duplicating the same ferent denominations, which will bill said Lt. Hoderman. She stat­ counterfeiters, the help everyone—particularly ed that as long as you don't use those who are visually large currency you shouldn't U.S. government impaired—to tell denominations have a problem. You will never plans on introducing apart. get a counterfeit $20 bill from a There are three easily recog­ bank, because banks have new currency nizable security features on each machines that detect the coun­ designs every seven bill. terfeit bills. Watermark The faint image The Secret Service has exclu­ to 10 years similar to the large portrait, The sive jurisdiction for investiga­ which is part of the paper itself UWM tions involving the counterfeit­ improved security features, will and is visible from both sides Post ing and counterfeiting is on the be issued Oct. 9, the United when held up to the'light. rise in the United States. The States government announced. Security thread Also visible main reason is the ease and On the day of issue, the Feder­ from both sides when held up speed with which large quanti­ al Reserve System will begin to the light, this vertical strip of ties of counterfeit currency can distributing the new notes to the plastic is embedded in the be produced using modern pho­ public through national com­ paper. "USA TWENTY" and a We are always looking for tographic and printing equip­ mercial banks. small flag are visible along the ment. Manufacturing counterfeit "This is the most secure note thread. United States currency is a fed­ the U.S. government has ever Color-shifting ink The numer­ writers, illustrators, comic eral offense and punishable by produced," said Federal Reserve al "20" in the lower-right corner a fine or imprisonment for up Board Governor Mark W. Olson. on the face of the note changes artists, and photographers. to 15 years, or both. "Its enhanced security will help from copper to green when the According to the U.S Secret ensure that our currency con­ note is tilted. The color shift is Service, if you receive a bill that tinues to represent value, trust more dramatic and easier to see you suspect may be counterfeit and confidence to people all over on the new-design notes.

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PROTEST CONTINUED FROM PAGE 1 Fighting breaks out at Pan-Hellenic Council By Matthew L. Bellehumeur police that he was on his way to News Editor a different party, when his friends told him about the party at UWM. Two people were arrested Charged with battery, the suspect after multiple fights broke out at claimed that he did not punch the the Pan-Hellenic Council "Back security guard. to School Jam." The UWM Cam­ Lt Hodermann said that the pus Police were called in after a situation was dealt with correct­ CSC Security guard was injured ly but it may have future impli­ and the situation got out of con­ cations. "They handled it well, trol. however we might review the According to police, the fight­ policies for late night dances," ing broke out at 12:45 a.m. on said Lt. Hodermann. "They handled it well, however we might review the policies for late night dances." —Lt. Pamela Hodermann

Sunday, Sept. 28. When the police Alcohol was not served at the arrived, everyone started run­ event and police did not suspect ning, said Lt. Pamela Hodermann. that alcohol was a factor in either "It was a good thing that nobody of these altercations. There were else got hurt." metal detectors at the doors to Post photo by Dustin Safranek As the approximately 450 prevent weapons from being Protesters braved the cold, rainy weather to bring an anti-war message to the President. people started running out of brought into the dance. the ballroom, one young man was The police involvement drew the Medical Students of Wis­ has supported some 40 initia­ Medical College of Wisconsin, seen throwing chairs up into the some criticism from National Pan- consin. tives to eliminate the repro­ said that the reasons all the air. The 19-year-old man was Helenic Council President Jer- Emily Kane-Lee, co-chair of ductive rights of women and medical students showed up arrested and charged with disor­ Murray. "I was very upset. the UWM VOX, said, "This is a men in the [United States] and was to make aware president derly conduct. He is not a student There was nothing I could do," critical time for reproductive around the world." Bush's health care agenda. at UWM nor is he associated with said Murray. "They [The Police] rights. Starting with his first Matthew R. Noordsij-Jones, "We want heath care for all," any fraternity. He told police did what they could but there day in office, George W. Bush a student at the Milwaukee Noordsij-Jones said. "We spend that he came to the party because could have been more than one the most of any country on he knew that there would be uniformed police officer at the health care. Technology-wise, women at the dance. event." we're the best in the world. But The man who allegedly struck The fights and subsequent in terms of coverage, we're one a security guard was also identi­ arrests will not deter the Nation­ of the worst. Basically, we fied and arrested, according to al Pan-Helenic Council from hold­ spend the more money for police. The 24-year-old was not ing similar events this year. "We worse coverage." a UWM student nor was he affil­ will have events like this in the Another medical student, iated with a fraternity. He told future," said Murray. Nick Catalano, said that more medical students from around %Ht#w I««rjir> the state would have come had MILWAUKEE Bush not come during usual WE DELIVER! 1344 E. 8RA0Y ST class-time. 272.3333 3129 N. OAKUMS AVE. The protestors spent most 987.5014 of the hour before Bush's arrival at the Italian Community Cen­ mm mm

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' Student Life Spotlight on the Meal Etiquette By Melody Clair the outside to the inside of Black and Gold Commission Staff Writer the setting. When passing food, such By Tasha Paradies is now the second year that the The Black and Gold Commit­ Table manners are an Staff Writer committee will strive to fulfill tee's action teams have exciting as rolls, always pass from important aspect of your left to right. If an item is to the report's goals. proposals for this year that, if appearance and can say a lot Now that Chancellor Nancy What was the motivation for approved, are likely to raise the your left, it is your job to pass about you as a professional. It it to the person to your right. Zimpher is no longer serving at making such improvements? percent of happy students. For is essential to conduct yourself the University of Wisconsin-Mil­ Administrators such as Zim­ starters, there is a Textbook When someone asks for salt properly when dining with or pepper, pass both. waukee there may be some con­ pher felt that levels of student Rental Action Team which is business associates, with a cern as to how and how well satisfaction, indicated in part working on a developing a fea­ potential employer or poten­ If you order soup, or if it the university will be able to by the Graduating Senior Survey, sibility report so textbook rental tial life partner. Understanding comes with your meal, achieve her vision of elevating were not as high as desired. can become a reality. meal etiquette will help you remember to spoon away the schools status, desirability, "When asked, 76 percent of There is also a Common to make a positive impres­ from you. This will help pre­ and community outreach. One senior class of 2003 said they Course Evaluation Action Team sion. vent you from spilling. Also, assurance that her objectives are would definitely or possibly that wishes to create an on-line never slurp or blow loudly on still under way and going strong choose UWM again, and 71 per­ service called Panther Prof that Place the napkin on your your soup. If it is too hot to is the presence of the Black and cent said they felt the quality of would allow students more lap. It should stay there for the eat, stir it until it is cool Gold Committee. education they received was information regarding course remainder of the meal and enough. selection. Panther Prof would should be used gently. If you With bread of any kind, it "When asked, 76 percent of senior class of provide students with perspec­ must leave the table during the is proper to tear, not cut, and tives on courses written by pre­ meal, place the napkin on your butter as you eat. It is okay 2003 said they would definitely or possibly vious students. The action team chair as a sign to the wait staff to leave butter on your knife choose UWM again. These figures are good, also hopes to post a syllabus that you will be coming back. or place a small amount on for each class so students can Do not wad or crumple the your bread and butter plate to but we would still like them to be higher." discern which course is best for napkin at the end of the meal— use throughout your meal. Do them. you should place the napkin to not put your knife on the table —Ruth Williams, Associate Vice Chancellor Being the large university that the side of your plate. next to your plate; place it on it is, UWM may be hard to nav­ As you are looking over the top edge of your bread The current committee began good to excellent. These figures igate. The Student Success Cen­ the menu, if any questions plate. in the fall of 2001 as the Black are good, but we would still like ter Action Team is committed arise don't be afraid to ask If you have a bone, an and Gold Commission, a group them to be higher," said Ruth to making the university more the waiter. It is their job to olive pit, or a piece of gris­ created by Chancellor Zimpher Williams, Associate Vice Chan­ manageable. It plans to do this answer questions, and will tle in your mouth, do not spit in hopes of ensuring that the cellor and member of the Black by creating a virtual Student Suc­ save you from ordering some­ it into a napkin, but remove it "quality of the UWM student and Gold Committee's Academ­ cess Center so students would thing you don't like or are aller­ from your mouth with your experience improves as UWM ic Affairs sector. have a centralized location from gic to. If you are a guest, do fork or spoon and place is on grows in stature as a premier where to get all the information As Sarah Stoecker, member of not order the most expensive the edge of your plate. If pos­ urban research university." The they might need and could eas­ the Black and Gold Committee, item or more than two cours­ sible, cover it with some oth­ commission, composed of 14 ily contact faculty. This portal, points out, one of the greatest es. er food. students and 13 faculty and staff reasons that students desire which will be available spring members, began researching greater satisfaction is because semester, will be personalized so Never order alcohol dur­ When you are finished how UWM could help students they are paying so much for students may view only what is ing a professional dinner. If with your meal, lay your knife achieve a more successful and school. useful to them. In response to the host insists that you have and fork diagonally across something or orders it for you satisfying experience. In May "Some students are holding student suggestions, the site will your plate so that they are in it is okay to have one glass, but 2002, the Commission compiled down one to two jobs so they display^the specific weather so the 4 o'clock position. Your limit it to that. their findings into a report enti­ can afford the increasingly high that commuters especially may knife should be facing towards tled "Investing in UWM's stu­ tuition rates. They want to know plan accordingly. If you are dining at a you and the prongs of the fork dents." The Commission has where all that money is going. I The Instructional Strategy place with a formal table set­ should be facing down. This now evolved into the Black and say if there are ways to cut costs Action Team has taken great ting, the easiest way to remem­ will indicate to your waiter that Gold Committee, composed of for students, we should find strides in offering support ber which utensil to use is to you are finished and it is okay sub-committees from each them and put them into use;" through mentoring, tutoring, either follow the lead of the for him/her to take your plate. school and five action teams. It Stoecker says. see BLACK AND GOLD page 7 host or work your way from

The Mosaic, Milwaukee's 26th Annual newest piano bar UW-Milwaukee Autumn Pow Wow By Krista Led better the trio began their search for The Mosaic is scheduled to n- Features Editor the prime location to turn dream be open seven evenings a week, Saturday* October IS» 201ft to. reality. 5 p.m. until bar time during the Noon to 11:00 P.M. Free Nestled snugly between the "We began the search about a weekdays, and 4 p.m. until bar UWM Union Ballroom Acknission cozy shops on Downer is the year ago," she says. "The East Side time on the weekends, and hope­ 2200 E, Kenwood Blvd. East Side's latest gem. The Mosa­ was our primary location because fully maintaining a steady rate ic is a bar, but it's more than it has that intimate neighborhood of business. Grand Entries: 1:30P.M. and7:00PJ drinks and socializing. Resting feel to it." "The clientele we most expect k\ solidly in the corner of the lounge The location chosen: 2624 N. are probably in the 30 to 35-year Women's Traditional Special is a Baldwin grand piano, await­ Downer Ave., formerly occupied old age group, but I think we'll Men's Grass Special ing the tickle of prancing fin­ by Don Quixote. And though just be seeing a lot of students wan- 2-Step Contest gers, and making the Mosaic one Head Veteran; Arena Directors: John & KellyLogan of very few piano bars in Mil­ Head Dram: i Head Mafe Dancer: hmd Pidgeon waukee. " We began the search about a year ago, the East M.C: Mark Derating Het4 Female Dancer: Julie Harm Owned by a fresh trio of twen­ Side was our primary location because it has ty-somethings, the Mosaic Meal: 5:30P.M. opened its doors to the public last that intimate neighborhood feel to it." Saturday. Courtney Dearholt, "tT" *«,« * Drama: younger brother Riley, and pal —Courtney Dearholt w*^ General Public: $6 Thomas Mamalakis are the mas­ Children 6-12 and Elders 50 +: $4 terminds of the idea, which has last week the place was still work­ dering in as the night gets later," Sponsored By; American Indian Student Services* American been brewing for several years. ing out construction details, the Courtney explains. Indian Shafent Association, Ho-Chunk Nation, M1E.C "Thomas came up with the finished product is admirable, A wide range of pianists are *Afmiean Indian Mis and Crap Only idea," Courtney explains, as she boasting an intimate setting and lined up for entertainment and For vendor or any other additional information, call rests comfortably in the can­ interactive live entertainment. the trio hopes to put together (414) 229-5880 or fe (414) 229-5930 dlelit lounge. The pair attended "We're going to have different group performances on occa­ University School of Milwaukee designated nights," Courtney sion that would feature an ensem­ together before heading off to explains, as she discusses the ble of piano, saxophone, and separate colleges, Courtney to jazz, blues, and various other violin. Boston University, Thomas to UW- genres of music that will be Aside from entertainment, an is permitted. sipped and wine is poured, this Madison, and Riley to Domini­ played nightly at the bar. "The extensive martini list and wine "We're excited to be bringing cozy nook on Downer has can High School. music will be a little more sub­ selection are offered, as well as something new to the neighbor­ opened its doors, eagerly invit­ College came and went, dued earlier in the evening, but bottled beer and upscale appe­ hood," Courtney expressed, ing the community to experience Courtney moved to , and as the night progresses requests tizers. The bar is made up of a glancing at the unique decor that the atmosphere. the idea sat patiently and wait­ will be made and things will liv­ lounge area, where the music is envelopes the piano lounge. "We hoped for an intimate feel ed. But last year Courtney en up. Everyone can get into it," featured, as well as a horse­ As the piano plays, fragrant for the Mosaic, and that's exact­ moved back to Milwaukee and she adds. shoe-shaped bar, where smoking candles burn, martinis are ly what we've got." Features www.uwmpQst.com October 8, 2003 5

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UWM Deans Kanti Prasad This is a series of articles highlighting Dean of the School of Business UWM Deans and the exciting things that Administration are happening within their College.

School of Business By Joan Smothers Why do students and employ­ on effectively building teams School of Business Administration Staff Writer ers like UWM's SBA so much? and managing people. The Administration Profile Dean Facts Through the past 37 years, the school makes sure you know Dean Kanti Prasad came to School of Business Administra­ how! Accredited by AACSB International— Kanti Prasad UWM in the pioneering days of tion has found what makes their Internships. Related work The Association to Advance the School of Business Adminis­ graduates successful and strives experience prior to graduation Collegiate Schools of Business. Title tration, joining UWM in 1970, to adhere to those core princi­ gives graduates the competitive AACSB International accreditation just four years after the school's ples. Dean, School of Business edge. Located in a metro area assures quality and promotes excel­ creation. He has spent the last with a variety of businesses to Administration, 33 years in teaching and admin­ Solid grounding in under­ lence and continuous improvement 2002 - Present work with, students can get the istration, and has witnessed the standing the essential theory in undergraduate and graduate and application of business essential practical knowledge education for business administration Education growth and national stature of they need. UWM and the School of Busi­ knowledge. Students can and accounting. PhD, Marketing choose from six major fields in Entrepreneurship. One of ness Administration first hand. Number of Students: 3,888 Michigan State University The School of Business their BBA. At the graduate level, the most exciting and growing Undergraduates: 3,233 Administration proudly points they can go into the MBA, MS areas, the certificate program in MS, Statistics to its almost 20,000 alumni, (11 areas of concentration), entrepreneurship offers cours­ Graduate, MS & PhD: 655 EMBA, or PhD programs. es in what it takes to be a suc­ most of whom took jobs in Wis­ Number of Faculty: 80 full-time consin and contribute to the Technology integration. Not cessful entrepreneur. SBA was also successful in acquiring BA, Mathematical Physics state's economic development. only is the building beautiful, it Degrees Offered grant money to allow students India Many assume positions of cor­ also has the latest state of the Bachelor of Business Administration porate leadership—among them art technology, and faculty focus to gain work experience with Master of Business Administration Family is president and CEO of Marshall on integrating that technology small start up companies. Each & Ilsley Corporation Dennis into the curriculum, classroom year 12 students are engaged Master of Science-Management Wife, Professor in the as interns, earning a $3,000 Department of Business Kuester, retired Chairman and presentations and homework. Executive MBA CEO of Firstar Corporation Roger stipend from the grant and the and Economics, Global orientation. Each host firm. PhD in Management Science UW- County Fitzsimonds, CEO of Qwest Com­ major within the School of Busi­ Certificate Programs Daughter, in medical school, munications Richard Notebaert,, ness Administration is required Students in the School of son, senior in high school President of Master Lock John to take a course with an inter­ Business Administration also get Undergraduate Certificate in Heppner, President of Nicholas national focus. Students in SBA the opportunity to gain leader­ Entrepreneurship Interests Company David Nicholas, and also have the opportunity to ship skills and networking Undergraduate Certificate in International Business Travel Chairman of Fresh Brands Wal­ gain business knowledge in opportunities by participating in ter Winding. study abroad courses specifi­ one of the 15 active business Undergraduate Certificate in Real Estate The School of Business cally geared toward them by par­ student organizations. The Graduate Certificate in Nonprofit Management Administration's Executive MBA ticipating in the Bordeaux pro­ organizations participate in a Graduate Certificate in State and Local (Masters in Business Adminis­ gram or London/Dublin pro­ range of activities including Taxation (online) tration) program—a premium gram. Even experienced man­ inviting leaders from the local program for experienced man­ agers in the Executive MBA pro­ business community, tutoring Joint Degree Programs agers—is celebrating its 30-year gram participate in a 10-day services for members and class­ Master's Degree in Human Resources anniversary. When the program study tour. mates, community service proj­ and Labor Relations was introduced three decades People skills are also an ects, networking and social Master's Degree in Public Administration ago, it was one of the first of emphasis in the programs in opportunities and participating Engineering Management Masters EMBA programs in the region. the SBA. Business success in regional and national confer­ Program Since then, it has graduated over depends to a significant extent ences. MS/MBA in Nursing 750 students.

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Greenery on the roof By Ali Austin etated green roof. shallow-rooted, low-mainte­ receive enough funding to cov­ roof performs many functions, Staff Writer The GreenGrid System was nance plants, often manageable er the entire roof. We were only most importantly improving decided to be best for the under dry conditions. The able to install roughly 75 to 80 storm water quality. Other func­ In efforts to improve water WATER Institute facility. This WATER Institute is devotedly percent of the proposed green tions include improving the quality and reduce pollution, the system offered a flexible design working to keep the plants well- roof, said Erika Jensen, assis­ building's insulation, providing University of Wisconsin-Milwau­ tant researcher at the WATER a habitat for animals, and kee's WATER Institute has con­ "Being a university building, it gave us the Institute. The institute is ldbk- increasing the lifespan on the structed the second vegetated ing into other funding to com­ roof. green roof in the city of Mil­ opportunity to educate people in the area. plete the installation, as well as With the central focus on waukee. to host workshops to inform and water quality, Jensen explained Receiving a generous grant of Its a good way of getting the message out." teach people about green roofs how the plantings absorb rain- $110,000 from the Milwaukee —Erika Jensen and greenhouses. water, reducing the amount of Metropolitan Sewerage District "Our main intentions are to water runoff, a major cause of (MMSD), the WATER Institute assistant researcher at the WATER Institute improve water quality," said pollution in Lake Michigan. The began preparation for the struc­ Jensen. "We are also interest­ absorption also reduces the turing of the green roof in June in which individual modules watered, in efforts to allow the ed in changing people's ideas amount of hazardous materials of 2003. were delivered to the site. Each plants to establish themselves of technology in the area. Being on paved surfaces from washing By Sept. 9, the plants were module, with planted vegeta­ before the winter cold. All plants a university building, it gave into waterways. purchased and the construction tion, was interlocked with are annuals, each expected to re- us the opportunity to educate "We would like to see people began. In just three days more another and placed directly on bloom in spring. people in the area. It's a good change their perceptions and than 7,600 square feet of the the rooftop. Unfortunately, the WATER way of getting the message incorporate more green roofs in asphalt and pea gravel rooftop The plants chosen for the Institute fell short of their out." the new constructions of build­ had been transformed into a veg­ green roof varied. Most were intended goal, as they hoped to The WATER Institute's green ings," said Jensen.

BLACK AND GOLD CONTINUED FROM PAGE 4 Who's idea was this, anyway? and improved learning experi­ "A great thing about the ences. One innovation that it is Black and Gold Committee is The Milwaukee Idea reaches out to the metropolitan area currently being explored is that it really brings students cohort learning, which will to the forefront. It also gives By Jenn Montana The Milwaukee Idea focuses research on protection of our allow sets of students to have the issue of improving the uni­ Staff Writer on the dual responsibility of country's supply of drinkable two or three classes together. versity greater visibility," the community and our school, fresh water resources. "This way, students feel a Williams said. Though she's gone, former- embracing diversity and empha­ In addition to lending our better sense of community and Tony Rodriguez, Vice Presi­ chancellor Nancy Zimpher will sizing change. Its foundation lies research and academic knowl­ have opportunities to build dent of the Student Association not be forgotten. In leaving the on the fact that as a university edge to the community, the Mil­ relationships," Williams said. and member of the Black and University of Wisconsin-Milwau­ we have the means to share with waukee Idea has partnered the Another idea the team pro­ Gold Committee, agrees that kee, she left behind a legacy that the community our skills in university with the community motes is service learning, the Committee is a great way has changed the university and research and academics. in a number of other ways as which takes the education for the students to make an the community; a little known When asked, most students well. Changes have been made beyond the traditional class­ impact. but highly noticeable concept were not able to define The for the improvement of the room and into the communi­ "Since the committee is that has bettered, both entities, Milwaukee Idea, but recognized health of students and people ty- comprised of a representative The Milwaukee Idea. its many accomplishments. within the surrounding com­ "For my Multicultural Amer­ from each school, our chances What is The Milwaukee Idea? Maybe the reason they had trou­ munities as a result of The Mil­ ican Class, I had to interview for success as a university are Well, it's what should come to ble coming up with a defini­ waukee Idea. people in Milwaukee who have increased. There is strength in mind when we think of Mil­ tion is because the Milwaukee The education of our stu­ seen various social changes unity," Rodriguez said. He waukee, and the interactions Idea has thickly spread itself dents has been turned around to thought the years. I think that also felt that having an organ­ between the university and the over a vast many issues on and benefit both the student as well the assignment was great ization like the Black and Gold community. The Milwaukee Idea off campus. as nonprofit organizations with­ because it was fascinating, and Committee displays to the out­ bases itself as a service to three For our own students, The in the community, providing secondly, interacting with the side world "the way in which categories: environment and Milwaukee Idea has induced strengthening experiences for community helps dissolve the UWM stands above the rest by health, education and the arts, community-based learning, get­ those involved. Additionally, tension that has existed showing that we are progres­ and economic development. It's ting students out of the class­ UWM has paired up with MPS, between the community and sive and goal orientated." the university's commitment room and into the community proving in our urban schools the university in the past," When asked about the chal­ to making Milwaukee and its for real-world skills, preparation, that there are better ways to Stoecker said. lenges the Committee faces, community establishments a and hands-on learning. It has learn and teach. Lastly, there is a Spirit Com­ members interviewed felt that better place. also furthered scholarship avail­ A gigantic accomplishment of mission that hopes to give there is much work to do, but Conceived in 1999, the Mil­ ability, as well as our research The Milwaukee Idea is its hand UWM a more collegiate atmos­ also felt confident that the waukee Idea was Zimpher's capabilities. in urban housing development. phere. They are currently hop­ , committee has gained great response to the urgent needs The research endeavors alone Because of UWM's collaboration ing to find a way for the enthu­ momentum in improving the of the community for universi­ are enough to be recognized as with large corporations like WE siasm of Welcome Week to con­ UWM student experience. ty connection. She found her­ a huge outcome of The Milwau­ Energies and Wells Fargo bank­ tinue its momentum through "Even though Chancellor self confronted with the chal­ kee Idea. Major corporations, ing, energy efficient, affordable Homecoming. Zimpher was the one to initi­ lenges of an urban university including Ford, Intel, and Rock­ housing is being integrated into If students wish to become ate the committee, I believe environment, and responded well Automation have advanta­ Milwaukee neighborhoods. involved in any of these groups there will be no diminishment by forging a results-oriented geously utilized UWM for their This has been just a sampling they may email the Black and and that it will increase in its partnership between the two. research needs. In addition, of all that The Milwaukee Idea Gold Committee at uwm- visibility and action," Williams As the former chancellor put it, UWM received extensive support has done for the community and [email protected]. Stu­ said. "UWM is steadfast in its com­ via a $2 million grant from the on campus. To learn more, vis­ dents are encouraged to con­ For more information, visit mitment to making The Mil­ U.S. Department of Defense. it www.uwm.edu/milwaukeei- tribute to the committee's www. uwm.edu/Dept/AcaalAff/ waukee Idea a force for improv­ UWM's Great Lakes WATER Insti­ dea. efforts. blackandgold/index.html. ing people's lives." tute utilized the grant for mwiwmm

8 October 8, 2003 The UWM Post Arts & Entertainment

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"My mom calls my art 'Art-mare' because it's most easily described as something out of a horrible nightmare."

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Inner-view by Brittany Candell Featured random person who does interesting things: Caiti Wefler Art-Mare Caiti Wefler emailed me a not thinking about what I want Brittany: Where have you Caiti: I really don't have boxing. I'm a huge fan of just few weeks back asking if I the piece to mean or why I'm shown your art? much of a comment on this sub­ kicking back and listening to thought I might be interested in putting some dismembered Caiti: My art has been in all ject except in this sense; artists music, sometimes not doing interviewing her even though body into it. I'm just letting it shapes and forms, on all shapes in the Midwest are seriously anything, just laying there, sink­ she isn't a University of Wis­ all flow onto the paper. and forms. I've painted murals under appreciated. We don't ing into another world. Since I consin-Milwaukee student. At My mind is pretty much blank on the walls of former bed­ have many schools around here live across from the lake I tend first I thought, "Oh, this one can when I draw. It's something I rooms, in my friend's houses, on that specialize in art. On the to go for walks whenever I can. wait, students first, right?" But can do to escape life but then in furniture, it's been hung on the coasts, I've heard of actual high The rest of my free time is spent then I was thinking that if you doing that I put life on paper. A walls at my schools, displayed schools you can attend strictly sleeping for the couple hours are a student enough to be read­ sort of irony I guess. Slightly at Wustum Museum, Spectrum for art. That's incredible! We do that I am able to and then get­ ing the UWM Post then you are amusing is that I do tend to draw School of the Arts, UW-Parkside, need more of that. The artists ting right back out there to start student enough to be inter­ issues that are in every day life, as well as some place that I am of the world—we create what a new day. viewed by me. in my work at times, or even not familiar with up in Madi- others want to deny to their Brittany: Why do you think And I am glad because I that artists become more popu­ enjoyed interviewing and meet­ lar once they are dead? ing Caiti Wefler. She makes some really amazing art for a non- Caiti: To this I have no clue. UWM student (that is a joke, I think it has been one of those OK?). In fact her art reminds me A&E Persona bad timing type of deals. Time a lot about fall. I can't explain never seems to be on my side. myself but it just does. I think DaVinci and Picasso felt Random people the same way. All great artists Brittany: What kind of art who do interesting things are discovered in time. New do you do? styles and techniques are creat­ ed every day but they never Caiti: I do any and everything By Brittany Candell seem to be noticed while the relating to art. If it involves me artist is alive. I guess fate just being creative and doing some­ likes to mess with people's lives, thing I love then that's what I'm or maybe it's because artists going to be doing. I've sculpted, weren't meant to be famous painted, I love to draw; charcoal, issues that are bottled up deep son. It's been seen at the chari­ eyes. We make people see what while living. pencil—though I don't like col­ inside my mind: loneliness, feel­ ty auction for Main Gallery, as they don't want to see. I think or all that much but do work in ing inadequate, feeling so that's why a lot of people don't I mean really, what would we well as also appearing in the do with fame? It's not like we it. I was paid to be a photogra­ insignificant, the fear of being Racine Journal Times. like my art. They think, "Wow pher for a summer. I've done forgotten, and darkness. There's that's really good" but they don't act or do something incredible clay work and ceramics. Literal­ always so much darkness, and Brittany: What sort of impact like it all the same. Artists need that you'd watch on TV: We just ly, everything I am aware of as it can't really be described as do your surroundings have on more places to be free and create something that becomes art. The things I don't do are anger because it isn't. I'm not your art? express themselves, but where a part of ourselves. I think peo­ probably just because I'm not an angry person. I'm content. Caiti: Whether I'm happy or we are that just doesn't happen. ple just like to see that. It's like sad, depressed or moderately looking at a Picasso, you can aware of what they are. Intro­ Lonely at times, but definitely Brittany: What do you do happy, it all comes out in my art. see a bit of himself in that paint­ duce me to a new version of art OK with who I am. when you aren't making art? It's like my version of a diary. I ing. You can see what it was and I'm out there doing it. Brittany: When did you real­ draw what's in my head. You Caiti: I am a volunteer at like for him back then. But soci­ Brittany: Can you explain ize that you were an artist? might think I have a pretty Spectrum School of the Arts (the ety didn't want to see what it was your art? Caiti: I only consider myself messed up mind then, consid­ DeKoven Center) and the like at the time. So they didn't Caiti: To most people you an artist because that is how ering I draw people being ripped Montessori School. At Montes- acknowledge him. Maybe when could say that my art is very society defines someone such as limb from limb, bleeding and sori I help my friend Denise I die, I'll be famous for my art. dark. They tend to see my art myself. When I started middle screaming out in agony, but I'm teach all ages of art classes. Maybe that's it. It's the dream of as some sort of freakish accident school people started to take really quite sane. What gets from Other than that, I walk seven being famous after death. Who that happened on canvas, pray­ notice that I had "talent." Before my head onto paper is a reflec­ dogs for a woman down the else can have that besides ing they're able to sleep that that, I just had been "creative," tion of how I would act if my street so that usually takes up artists? night because of what they've but now I had real "talent." Peo­ drawings became my world. It's about four hours of my day. I just seen. My mom calls my art ple would call me the artist. I like my art is an exaggerated ver­ like to hang out with my friends If you consider yourself an "Art-mare" because it's most eas­ remained pretty much name­ sion of how I really do feel. as often as I can. I've been going artist or you just do something ily described as something out less except by that title. So, that's through rough times and my crazy and think that I should of a horrible nightmare. The when I found out I'm an artist Brittany: How do you feel family and friends are really email you, please email me at thing is, when I'm drawing what and realized that's who I am. about formal schooling for what has kept me going. I also [email protected]. I draw, I tend to just draw. I'm artists? recently started back into kick- ArtsJ^Entertainment www, uwmpost.com October 8, 2003 9

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LGBT Film Festival Dangerous Living: Coming Out in the Developing World 2 p.m., UWM Union Theatre, 229-4070 An assessment of the situation for lesbians, gays, and transgender indi­ viduals in Egypt, the Philippines, The Clumsy Lovers will be playing at Shank Hall on Friday, Namibia, Vietnam, Laos, Honduras, Oct. 10, at 8 p.m. The band mixes bluegrass, Irish pub rock and other nations of the "developing and punk rock. world." (2003, 70 min.) FREE fighter, who became known as the The Politics of Fur legendary Madame Sata, the flam­ 7 p.m., UWM Union Theatre Flag Wars boyant Afro-Brazilian drag performer who reigned a symbolic leader of Una is successful music industry 7 p.m., UWM Union Theatre the disenfranchised of Brazil. With executive exercising the powers of In a Columbus, Ohio, neighborhood, its sumptuous, tactile color and the her taste from her carefully appoint­ affluent white gay men buy up hous­ powerful central performance from ed LA apartment. Her manservant es in a fading working class, histori­ Lazaro Ramos, "Madame Sata" is as Dick tends her every need, for his cally African American district. rich in atmosphere as it is in emo­ efforts she occasionally rewards him with a hustler. (2002, 76 min.) Filmmakers Linda Goode Bryant and tion. (Brazil, 2002, 105 min.) Laura Poitra will be there to intro­ Winner: Audience Award 2003 Winner: Grand Jury Prize, Best Amer­ duce the film and discuss it after­ Toronto Lesbian and Gay Film Festi­ ican Narrative Feature Outfest 2002 wards. (2002, 86 min.) val Winner: Best Actress Katy Selver- FREE Winner: Gold Hugo for Best Film stone Outfest 2002 2002 Chicago International Film Fes­ Winner: Audience Award 2003 Turin tival International Gay and Lesbian Film Bulgarian Lovers Festival 9 p.m., UWM Union Theatre with Placebo (2003, 11 min.) with Contacts Nan Goldin Daniel is a lawyer in his 40s with a As Boy B peacefully disappears in his (France, 2000, 13 min.) predilection for good-looking foreign own oblivion, Boy A is free enough men, specially the kin without legal to think inside the body, revisiting Goldin recounts her loves, her trans­ immigration status, such as Kyrill, a their relationship before it slips sexual friends, and her life. 23-year-old Bulgarian emigre. A through his fingers. $5, $6 The Spanish film "Bulgarian Lovers" shows at the UWM screwball comedy with a gentle $5, $6 Union Theatre on Thursday, Oct. 9, at 9 p.m. - Part of the understanding of the lure of sex and LGBT Film Festival 2003. Some Pretty Neat Tricks: romance. (Spain, 2003, 101 min.) 24 Boys per Second An Evening of Men's Shorts discovered and - yikes - pursued. Winner: Jury Prize Best Gay Male Tuesday, Oct. 14 (Denmark, 2001, 98 min.) Film at 2003 Philadelphia Lesbian the LGBT Film Festival After Party 9 p.m., UWM Union Theatre A determined audition for the band with a performance by Men's Voices and Gay Festival. 11 p.m., Fluid (819 S. 2nd St.), The 41st Ann Arbor Film Festi­ Tatu, a slot machine-style spin on Milwaukee to open the show 643-5843 val Tour with Wash Dark Colors Sepa­ romance and chance, a straight $5, $6 rately (Free drink with Madame Sata ticket Program 1, 7 p.m.; Program 2, 9 stub) man's surprise birthday capitulation A lesson on race and desire, with to his life-long friend, some lessons Suddenly p.m., UWM Union Theatre some sassiness, at a bath house. FREE on how to best wax a carrot, a 7 p.m., UWM Union Theatre The oldest film festival in the United (Australia, 2001, 5 min.) magic disco ball, and the kind of art States, showcasing experimental and Two lesbians abduct, at knifepoint, a $5, $6 Clumsy Lovers best performed with your mouth. independent work. A selection of 18 down-in-the-dumps lingerie salesgirl. award-winning and highlighted films 8 p.m., Shank Hall $5, $6 Shot in a beautiful black-and-white, from the festival-week program. MxPx Music to be listened to live and the film prompts comparisons to the (Program 1, 104 min., Program 2, 96 early work of Jim Jarmusch for its 8 p.m., The Rave (2401 W. Wiscon­ loud; a mix of bluegrass, Irish pub The Mercy Kiss min., 2001-2002) off-beat comedy, generosity, and sin Ave.), 342-0300 rock and punk rock. 10 p.m., Mad Planet (533 E. Center insouciant craft. (Argentina, 2002, $8 advance, $10 at door St.), 263-4555 FREE 90 min.) $15 21 and over Winner: Audience Award Buenos Saturday, Oct. 11 Aires Film Festival 2002 Wednesday, Oct. 15 Friday, Oct. 10 Winner: Coral Prize (Best Film) 2002 LGBT Film Festival Sunday, Oct. 12 Havana Film Festival Skins LGBT Film Festival Radical Harmonies $5, $6 8 p.m., UWM Union Theatre Directed by Chris Eyre ("Smoke Sig­ Come Out and Play: An Noon, UWM Union Theatre LGBT Film Festival nals"). In the shadow of Mt. Rush- Evening of Girls' Shorts A documentary that reveals the Monday, Oct. 13 more, one of America's favorite 7 p.m., UWM Union Theatre entire history of women's music, A "Sex & the City" send-up starring tourist attractions, lays one of her ranging from stars of the 1970s Batman: The Movie poorest counties, The Pine Ridge four adorable butches; an animated Olivia Records to the riot grrl bands musical love story between seam­ 8 p.m., UWM Union Theatre Indian Reservation. For police officer of the 90s; including Ani Di Franco, Rudy Yellow Lodge, the painful lega­ stress and the magical mermaid she The original all-time classic. More Sweet Honey in the Rock, Tribe 8, cy of Indian existence is brought hooks; two German girls at a rest "Biffs," "Baffs," "Ka-Pows" than you The Hail Marys, Bitch and Animal home every night as he locks up stop for more than a rest; an ode to can shake a Penguin, a Joker, a Rid- and Williamson. (2002, 92 min.) drunk and disorderly Indians, fre­ Joan Nestle and the femmes she dler, or a Catwoman at. (USA, 1966, quently including his own alcoholic inspires; two best friends who prove Winner: Audience Award Best Docu­ Shake It All About 105 min.) brother. (USA, 2002, 84 min.) to be unbeatable both on and off mentary 2002 San Francisco Interna­ 5 p.m., UWM Union Theatre tional Lesbian and Gay Film Festival $3, $4 FREE the court; a lusty naked A gay romantic comedy - the high­ $8 (proceeds support Pridefest) lady who has her vibrator over for est grossing film in Scandinavia last Rasputina cocktails; and four high-SAT-scoring year. Jakob and Jorgen are about to 8 p.m., Shank Hall (1434 N. Farwell girls that make up an elite, gun-tot­ get married (welcome to the land of The Gift Ave.), 276-7288 ing, school-uniform wearing, queen- Denmark), but when Jakob shares a pin seducing, spy team! 4 p.m., UWM Union Theatre kiss with would-be-sister-in-law Car­ New York City-based trio $5, $6 The subculture of barebacking, "gift- oline, an unexpected attraction is $10 givers" and "bug-chasers," men who knowingly transmit and willingly con­ Madame Sata tract HIV. 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COLUMN snipRets Read me! You know, when you have a impress you. He called it an egotistical thing weekly column it is kind of hard But I should mention the ben­ to do, but I disagree. I feel like to come up with a cool topic efits (or drawbacks?) of having the photo is a bridge between every time. So, as I was swamped a column with a picture on it. I me and you, the writer and the with tons of reviews to write, get all sorts of responses from reader, making column writing homework to do, drama to all sorts of people on campus. journalism a dialogue, not a resolve and hair to bleach, I From janitors asking me to tell monologue of bitter ranting. found myself totally uninspired. you all to stop making a mess It is perhaps a bit too much I wasn't even going to have a col­ in" the bathroom stalls to exposure. I suppose someone umn this week, but then I Klotsche Center addicts praising who doesn't agree with my point thought I should just start writ­ some article I wrote when they of view in some column could ing and see what happens. don't remember what it was jump me in the Mitchell Hall So, you don't even have to about. parking lot as I leave campus to read this, you can skip it and go Some people point at me too, go home (don't be getting ideas), which I think is kind of rude. but I am hoping they would And I even had someone email know better than that. They can 3ot6 me and ask me out on a date just email me and call me "a because of my column. We went moron" instead, which has hap­ out to dinner and I had to pay. pened before. My ex-roommate told me some girl she knew cut my pic­ ture out of the newspaper and Sometimes I get hate glued it on the cover of her mail, like the one guy binder. So either she's doing some voodoo against me or I who told me, and I guess she has a crush. Either Don't feed the plant way, that is kind of extreme. quote him verbatim, "Little Shop of Horrors" tells the story of a flower shop Sometimes I get hate mail, "I expect journalism which doesn't really have the best of locations and is going bank­ like the one guy who told me, rupt, but sees its luck completely change as Seymor, the nerdy and I quote him verbatim, "I is just a hobby for employee, brings to life a man-eating plant that gets the whole expect journalism is just a hob­ you because your city talking. Thing is for Audrey II (the plant's name) to grow by for you because your ideas Seymor can't just water it; he must feed it people—it needs by diego costa are always completely biased." ideas are always So I emailed him back and asked human blood. completely biased." And for love or for the fame that the plant gives him and straight to Carnal Knowledge if him if he was interested in join­ the shop, he is willing to set his honesty to the side and satis­ you'd like, or read Brittany's ing my writing team. He never fy the plant's eating needs. column. You know, Brittany Can­ replied. Maybe I should have a dif­ The musical, based on Roger Corman's dell, the lady who writes "A&E I do get fan mail too. This one ferent picture of me up, since 1960 film, has the kind of gruesome, off-the- Persona." There's an easy way girl said one of my columns that one has been there for a wall scenario that strikes and fascinates the of having a weekly column; you made her cry, and I wasn't sure while. Ms. Candell has a new pic­ audience from beginning to end. As outra­ interview boring people who do if that was good or bad, but at ture this semester. She says she geously violent as the plot sounds, the blood­ boring things every week and let least she went out of her way wanted to change it because iness of it all is approached with hilarious sub­ them do your work for you. I'd and mailed me a real letter. she hated her old picture since tlety and remarkable harmony. rather just be honest with my And every time people stop she was wearing a ridiculous boa The songs are catchy, the cast is extreme­ readers and say it bluntly, "I have me in the Union or in the weight in it, but I think it is because ly charismatic and the plant's unforgiving hunger seems to nothing interesting to tell you room or in the Curtin Hall ele­ some week she just couldn't echo television's power for drawing people in and eating up their today." vator (that thing is so slow you come up with anything smart minds. But apart from being perhaps a metaphor for media's The thing about column-writ­ know I have time to listen) to tell to say so she just made up the brain-eating strategies, "Little Shop of Horrors" is, before any­ ing is that you feel kind of dis­ me they read my column I am whole picture issue to fill in thing, a guaranty for an amazingly entertaining evening. High­ appointed on yourself if you not sure what I'm supposed to space. Kind of like what I just lights include the ingenious way the plant Audrey II is brought think you wrote a great column say except "thanks." did. to life—with its gospel sounding voice and seamless move­ once because it means you have Though one of my colleagues If you want to send me some ments—and the incredibly talented backup singers. to do better next week and your at the Post wrote a mock-column good creative vibes, complain "Little Shop of Horrors" will be playing until Sunday, Oct. 12 standards keep going higher and the other week with the picture about something, give me ideas, at the Skylight Opera Theatre (158 N. Broadway), Wednesday to higher. It is a good challenge, but of a buffalo on it pretending it make a comment, or, I guess, ask Saturday at 7:30 p.m., Sunday at 2 p.m. Tickets start at $12. it obviously leads to weeks like was him, where he criticized me out (I'm not paying this time!) Call 291-7811 for more info. this one, when my lack of cre­ the fact that some writers have email me: [email protected]. ativity takes over my hunger to their pictures on their columns. —Diego Costa

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A few things became excep­ meant to draw a different demo­ unsatisfying sex" with a man. I tionally clear to me upon review­ graphic. wished it could have been the ing the screener tape for "Come In the end, you are left to just length of a whole television episode, Out and Play: an evening of Girl's sit there politely and wait for your as it would have given time to make Shorts." First of all, when you're turn for equal representation. All a completely implausible situation attending any screening made up of these considerations make excel­ plausible. Either way, it was hilar­ of multiple short films it is impor­ lent excuses for why you didn't quite ious. tant to keep the objective of the enjoy what originally seemed like There are also a couple of ani­ program in mind. They will always an excellent idea for a program; mated pieces that, while not overt­ have a theme or some strand of something to tell your friends on ly lesbian, have gay enough sub­ your way out. Yet, they are also ject matter that they can get by Come Out and all reasons why programs like this on their good looks. The real issue are almost impossible to enjoy in for me is "We Got Next," $ great Play: An the first place, there's just no way wholloping dud sit­ to please everyone. ting near the end Evening of There is, however, one error that of the program, Girl's Shorts can be made in the course of the­ providing ample j matic programming that's just unfor­ opportunity for f 3 f part of the LGBT Film Festival givable - lack of adherence to the audiences' smoke theme. And that's exactly what playing at: and bathroom ruined this otherwise enjoyable breaks. There is l UWM Union Theatre but somewhat mediocre program. nothing remotely When all is said and done it's just lesbian about it. It's about a friend­ similarity tying them together, and not gay enough, and I know from ship between two female high- remembering that tends to help ease experience that, come Friday night, school basketball players. It's long, critical judgment of the individual the Union Theatre is going to have it's boring, it's shot on video in such work. One can choose to believe a lot of angry ladies on their hands. an unattractive way that you don't that, perhaps, when it comes to this The festival, while packed to the even notice how beautiful the girls category of films, the pickings were gills with intelligent, enlightening, starring in it are, and, to repeat, slim - at least this year. Or you can and/or artistic choices, is still, on no one in it is gay. Perhaps it was say, "Well, maybe I don't under­ the whole, a social event. It is an a bone thrown to representation - Shakespeare in Love stand that kind of film," "Maybe I opportunity for Milwaukee's gay and "Quick! We need black people!" But Michael Pink's retelling of William Shakespeare's "Romeo and don't like that kind of film," and lesbian community to convene in I refuse to let it ride on the fact Juliet" opened the 2003-2004 season of the Milwaukee Ballet on you can concede that the program celebration of their identities, both that women's basketball has Thursday, Sept. 25. The impressive set, with its awe-inspiring may not be to blame, rather that collective and individual, and, for become a gay stereotype. see-through curtain and dazzling balconies, f\ it's just not your cup of tea. many, it really is a party. All in all, the program is just okay, was what really caught the eye in the per­ formance—which lasted almost three hours. There's also the programmer's This program seems to under­ really not good, and really not bad. goal of eclecticism to consider; in stand that, for a while. It starts off The eternal and alluring romanticism of the sto­ i guess I'm just disappointed by the ry was beautifully captured by the choreogra­ essence, "How can I make this at a good clip, highlighting short, fact that I always have to make phy and the chemistry between the dancers. theme accessible to as many peo­ sexy pieces that are sure to draw excuses for other people's artistic But an excessive concern with telling the ple as possible, thereby getting the copious cheers and laughter from choices, rather than having those plot—which is common knowledge—gave the maximum number of butts in the the audience. My personal favorite decisions able to stand on their own audience more of a theatrical atmosphere seats?" This means that even if you being "Butch in the City," a "Sex in merit. And I'm also disappointed than a dance performance spectacle. By the end, however, after enjoy the theme of the work, there the City" homage starring four that I didn't get to see any breasts. the couple dies a million times and the affair is finally over with, it was hard not to let yourself be drawn into the fasci­ may be elements thrown in that urban butches, one of whom decides Ashley Kress don't suit you because they were that she wants to have "fast, brief, nating tale of immortal love. —Diego Costa

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1LWAIIKEE .4430 or 414. 229.551: 1 e v e I * u w m u n i o r 12 October 8, 2003 The UWM Post Arts & Entertainment film Fearless Queer "Madame Sata" inhabits the realms of butchness and femmeness simultanesouly In most Latin American coun­ tries, gender roles and social rules of what is female, what is male, are much more delimited than in the United States. Masculinity and femininity are seen as complete­ ly opposite spheres that should never intersect or have their lines blurred. But in Brazil in the 1930s, a gay black man, Madame Sata, dared to subvert all fhese expec­ tations by embodying the tender spectacle of femininity as a per­ former without losing the badass, Road trip movie "Suddenly" is the last film of this year's menacing toughness of stereo­ LGBT Film Festival, showing on Sunday, Oct. 12, 7 p.m., at the UWM Union Theatre. typical Latin American masculini­ ty- In its closing weekend, the LGBT Film Festival shows the He gave the line between fem­ Brazilian movie "Madame Sata" on Friday, Oct. 10 at 9 inine and masculine liminal status p.m. The film is based on the true story of Madame Sata, Don't ask me by living life with violent, unset­ who inhabited Rio de Janeiro's drag show stages and tling fury, y.et never afraid of criminal turfs in the 1930s. expressing his sexuality via boas, where I'm going glitter and stage glamour. Unlike only gay icon in Brazilian history, in drag, with all of the flamboy­ the notion of the quiet, closeted which tends to look down upon ance of unlimited femininity that and passive queer, Madame Sata anything that has to do with alter­ he will find his true identity and Spur-of-the-moment road trip takes women native behavior, and sees in Sata feel at peace. to unprecedented realms in "Suddenly" the paradox of nature - He uses his feminine side as Madame Sata a gay man who is an alter ego to escape the harsh­ A peculiar, yet pleasant road son. Lenin is adrift between the two. part of the LGBT Film Festival actually not a cow­ ness of being black and gay in a movie from Argentina leaves us She is a hitchhiking, shoplifting ard, capable of society that does not welcome the oblivious to what direction it is punk, but when the trio stops at directed by: braver deeds than different, even though it is allured going, but chances are you will like her great-aunt's house, she finds Karim Ainouz any other man. by it in the sexual secretiveness it when it gets there and keep think­ herself unexpectedly caring and playing at: Sata lived in the of back alleys or isolated pubs. ing about it after it is gone. gentle. Lenin's Aunt Blanca, though UWM Union Theatre poor district of All Sata really wants is respect, Loneliness is bad enough. Being clearly nearing her final years, is Lapa, by Rio de which is the one thing no one afraid to be alone is a whole other as spunky as the rest and boards confronted his demons and soci­ Janeiro and struggled to make ends seems to want to give him. Under­ torture, turned slyly comical in her house to two unlikely com­ ety's confusing ignorance without meet, getting screwed over and estimated for his class, color and writer/director Diego Lerman's "Sud­ panions, the hapless Felipe and the shame or hesitation. over again by greedy racist boss­ sexual orientation, Sata's only denly." Young and alone, Marica uptight Delia. As all these charac­ The film tells the true story of es who never seemed to take him choice is to fight the unjustness spends her time working alone, eat­ ters square off with each other this Brazilian legend, who is very seriously. His fascination with of life with his fists. If someone ing alone and calling the number between mistrust and curious exam­ referred to as a passive pederast, glamour and spectacle, along with doesn't treat him properly he of the guy who dumped her but ination, we merely watch laughing with no education and no religion: a -built up anger against unfair won't think twice before beating and identifying with their often-sur­ a threat to society. But before being treatment that eats him inside, is the crap out of them. prising emotions. a hustler, a crook or a gambler, what keeps Sata fearlessly fight­ In a scene where he, his trans- Suddenly Once the girls settle in at Aunt Madame Sata is, to this day, the ing for survival. And it is on stage, see MADAME SATA page 14 part of the LGBT Film Festival Blanca's for a short stay, the film takes another turn, veering more directed by: towards a moving character study. Diego Lerman We see three young women learn I want to get AIDS playing at: to experience tenderness, which UWM Union Theatre seems unlikely from Pleasure takes over reason in the documentary "The Gift" the start. hangs up without saying anything. "Suddenly" has Decades after the beginning of wanting to get it or wanting to to make sense of an odd wish for Two punk lesbian bikers who call a lot of beauty that the AIDS epidemic, HIV still has spread it. These "bug chasers" and ill-being, failing to come up with themselves Mao and Lenin take this distinguishes it from no cure and is now on the rise. "gift givers" unabashedly promote deep-rooted answers to clarify the full-figured and depressed Buenos most (and I do not One in three gay black men in the barebacking sex (without con­ fact that some men prefer to be Aires lingerie sales clerk on an just mean the strik­ United States is HIV positive. Every doms) through websites, sex par­ HIV positive now, than to have to impromptu road trip at knifepoint, ing Carla Crespo as hour at least two teenagers are ties or mere ideology. keep worrying about it later. They kidnap her and hit the road Mao). Shot in black infected with HIV. And while Some of these sex parties bring "I know I will get it anyways, in a stolen taxi, leaving us won­ and white cinematography with advances in drug treatments have over one hundred men together so I'd rather know I have it, than dering what will come next. long stretches of little to no dia­ enabled HIV positive individuals in basements you can rent out to have to keep wondering if I am Just as quickly as the suspense logue, the simple imagery-renewed live off your orgiastic fantasy of positive or negative," is one of the builds, the movie takes a sudden looks at life and beauty-takes you The Gift raw sex, respecting a "don't tell, interviewee's speech. But this turn into a quirky comedy delving away rather than all the action or don't ask" policy when it comes drastic way of con­ into relationships and emotions. This elaborate shots. Each plot point hap­ part of the LGBT Film Festival to admitting your HIV status. fronting the seem­ unexpectedness gives the film its pens suddenly, as the title says, but There are also "conversion parties," ingly unavoidable directed by: feel. No one reacts how you expect the progression between them is where an HIV-negative person seems to have understated and steady. Louise Hogarth them to. Links are formed and bro­ plans to get the virus by having more profound ken and then somehow resettle in In the end, nothing much hap­ playing at: sex with multiple HIV-positive explanations that unforeseen ways. The trip is whim­ pens. Yet, somehow everything UWM Union Theatre men. the film fails to sical without direction, but the film happens as well. Sort of like our Perhaps a direct response to discover, comfort­ ends up taking these girls in direc­ own lives. We go rambling along to live much longer and healthi­ the negativity associated with ably satisfied with shocking one- tions even they did not expect. our paths blindly stumbling for the er, there still is no benefits to HIV. HIV, or a simple way of choosing liners the interviewees have to Mao is a firecracker who crazi- right path to live the good life and Or is there? not to confront life's obstacles face offer. ly makes passes at strangers and suddenly looking back, our lives are After so many years of griev­ to face, this phenomenon glori­ "The Gift" trusts its "charac­ mind-fucks Marcia (and literally passing with rich experiences to ing, fear, unprecedented shifts in fies and glamorizes HIV as a gift ters" too much, giving them too everyone else, in the film), so it is show for it. the way we deal with sexuality in a desperate attempt not to see much credit for their own bene­ sad to see how easily Marcia attach­ Laura Belliveau and bombarding advertising cam­ it as an unavoidable death threat. fit. Sometimes people do things es herself to such an erratic per­ paigns, AIDS has become an allur­ The few men interviewed in the they have no access to the rea­ ing fact of life for some, as opposed documentary try to look for son why they do them. And while to a threat to it. answers for their uncommon wish­ the explanation for their actions The documentary "The Gift" fol­ es of getting "charged up" but might reside in some obscure we're on the web: lows the terrifying sub-culture of often get lost in the blinding of inaccessible realm, the filmmak­ gay men who choose HIV as part their own conditions. They appear ers could have explored different www.uwmpost.com of their lives either by consciously lost in their own thinking, trying see THE GIFT page 14 mmrmsm Arts & Entertainment www.uwmpost.com October 8, 2003 13

Not in 'ma neighborhood Sex Machine Gays and blacks aren't very happy about sharing the The three-letter word has the power to change everything in "The Politics of Fur" same zip code in "Flag Wars" Sex is an extremely common One wouldn't think that Colum­ realtor who lives in said neigh­ While this is obviously a content thing in our culture. It infiltrates bus, Ohio would be such a hotbed borhood and who is responsible driven movie, everything just nearly every aspect of our lives. We of racial and sexual conflict, but for the new clientele. Linda is a seems very formulaic. It attempts read about it in magazines, see it as "Flag Wars" proves, it is. The black female native to the area to depict both sides in a neutral on television and in advertise­ documentary is set in a histori­ who is suffering from cirrhosis and way, as if the camera was just a ments, hear handfuls of songs writ­ cally black neighborhood of Colum­ can't afford to keep her Victori­ silent observer. But a slant toward ten about it every year, and occa­ bus and the gay community who an house up to the new building gay people moving in is kind of sionally we even have it. is moving into it. Filmed over a codes. Chief Shango Baba Olug- obvious. They are shown as help­ One incredibly common enter­ four year period, "Flag Wars" bala is also an original resident, ful philanthropists looking to help tainment medium in which we find records a "changing of the guard" but due to the new housing codes the city of Columbus, and as a side sex as a familiar topic is film. From there have been complaints about r% note, find a place making sex a joke in the "Ameri­ a sign he has on the front of his to live. The people can Pie" films to showcasing the Flag Wars house. We see him going to court already occupying psychological undertones of it in part of the LGBT Film Festival numerous times to try to keep his the area are seen "Eyes Wide Shut," film has explored sign. And Jim, a gay man who has j

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angles for the controversial issue, malaise of contemporary life. We to shed some light into the issue. don't want anyone to tell us what Instead, they limit themselves to to do, so we do exactly what we people who were already too assume they would demand us consumed by their own amoral to do, confusing freedom for life philosophies, and focus on only anarchy. And while pseudo-rebel­ two cases, lious imagery and behavior may "The Gift" is nonetheless a look glamorous at first, they prob­ shocking and important docu­ ably only work on Calvin Klein ads. ment for our generation because In real life, irresponsible sexuali­ it brings to life discussions that ty leads to a nasty virus, which have gone numb with time, unsuc­ costs $12,000 a year to manage, cessful ads and ignorant, indi­ and will never fill in the void we vidualist behavior. Dealing with forgot to care for. sexuality in an "anything goes" Diego Costa way is a dangerous and selfish

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Theatre X's "What Matters" is a vibrant document of what if feels like to be 20-something years old in 2003. The play runs through Oct. 19 and tickets costs only $5 for students. Would you stop to give someone directions?

if you were walking that way, No regrets for our youth would you guide them? The young artists of Theatre X dare to ask "What Matters?" What if it was out of your way? Two miles? It was the 1960s. Hippies, flower once again there are anti-war fly­ think from before it starts to after Two thousand mites? power, LSD, turbulent politics, sex­ ers on campus, pickets, protests, it finishes. Quotes like "G.W. Bush ual revolution, and what felt like etc. has dissolved more international Would you travel that far World War III just 90 miles off the And so a new group of young peace treaties than any previous to teach someone? coast of the United States. It was Milwaukee artists felt that theatre president" are common fare. an exciting, dynamic era in which is in need of as much renewal now At its best, "What Matters" is To learn something yourself f to be young. But back in Milwau­ as it did when Theatre X was born. a very physical, comical, and dra­ kee, some then young artists decid­ A new performance has been cre­ matic show that runs the spectrum ed that theatre had a long way to ated to reach the same goal that from making fun of the world in go to catch up with the times. They "X Communication" hit in 1969. This which we live to asking questions felt much about the Milwaukee the- time, the show is called "What Mat- about it that we don't like to admit. At its worst, "What Matters" can be a little chaotic at times and hard What: What Matters to follow. Overall, though, it encap­ When: through Oct. 19 sulates the experience of being a Where: Theatre X (158 N. Broadway) young adult and is one of very few How much: $5 for students, $25 general shows that have the capacity of edu­ cating an audience about that expe­ Call 291-7800 for details rience today. "What Matters" was more than atre scene did not reflect what mat­ ters." going back to their roots for The­ tered to them. Well, so much for Starring a cast of 10 artists all atre X. It was also a risk; every bit Melody Top Productions. in their 20s, "What Matters" is a as much of a risk now as "X Com­ They decided to do something collection of poetry, vignettes, and munication" probably was all those about it. By the time 1969 rolled performances created by the artists years ago. Young people often around, a group of young Mil­ to express what it is like to be twen­ speak in a different language than waukee artists created a perform­ ty-something, and just what does their parents' generation does. A higher ance that spoke bluntly and truly matter to them in this world. The show like this could easily go over about what exactly did matter to result: a powerful, creative, ener­ the heads of many in the audience. them. Voila! Calling themselves getic performance that proves that But, thanks to the talent of 10 MCAT score Theatre X, they gave birth to a new young people can, in fact, think! very talented young men and kind of theatre experience, as well "What Matters" is an extreme­ women, it does not. The play will as a theatre company that would ly powerful show that touches on speak equally to each member of last 35 years into the future. That everything ranging from race, sex, the audience through the individ­ show was called "X Communica- sexual orientation, money, politics, ual talents of each performer. It is tic i." war, violence, poverty, and the one of those rare shows with a lot or your money back ast-forward over 30 years into human experience through the eyes to say, and no such thing as inequity the present, and the situation is sud­ of someone in their 20s today. It from one actor to another. That is Next 2 classes preparing for the April MCAT denly similar today as it was then. is a show that asks many very deep, a very rare show, indeed. In fact, start 10/19 and 11/19 Politics are once again very turbu­ thought provoking questions that that is what many theatrical pro­ at the Kaplan Center. lent. The country is engaged in sev­ may surprise older audience mem­ ductions can only strive to achieve. Start early for extra prep time! eral wars in several countries, and bers. "What Matters" will make you Jason Alan Seats filling FAST! Enroll NOW!

MADAME SATA CONTINUED FROM PAGE 12 World Leader In Test Prep vestite roommate and his prosti­ selves. to find joy in an environment of •a* A93Gc*sti$n of African and Admissions tute best friend try to get into an The film tries to be a bio flick asphyxiating repression. The music, * Attend ali required classes or make-up sessions, upscale nightclub and aren't but doesn't seem to find too many the dance and the simplicity of the complete all scheduled testis, and do your homework. Is' ytyux score doesn't improve on test day from your allowed, he makes sure to break interesting tales about Madame characters' dreams-getting a Singer Kaplan diagnostic or a prior official test score, you KAPLAN can choose to repeat our program for free or get a everyone's neck before, leaving. Sata's life to tell. It also concen­ sewing machine, wearing a differ­ fuis refund of your tuition. To be eligible for this offer, And it seems that more than want­ trates too much on a very brief part ent dress every single day-are what you must be enrolled in Kaplan's ful) classroom, tutoring, or online courses, In addition, you niwst 1-80Q-KAP-TEST ing to go inside the club, he want­ of Sata's to feel like the recount­ make the film vibrate with life, along' present an official copy of your score report and submit your course materials within SO days. kaptest.com/premed ed to be rejected so that he might ing of a man's journey. Instead, with its vivid, tactile colors and teach the white bouncers all a les­ "Madame Sata" chooses to paint unabashed depiction of its hero's son about assuming the "inferior a vivid portrait of 1930s Brazilian sexuality. classes" can't stand up for them­ reality of the outcasts, struggling Diego Costa

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MxPx^ underground success that they "Before" and "After," which are Lost in Tokyo "Before Everything & have had. It was never a con­ your basic intro and outro, the After" troversy-free trip for this trio, CD is very well done. They start Lost in Translation ond track "Goodbye" takes on the however. it off with "Play It Loud," a high Soundtrack ambient qualities of Cliff Martinez's (A&M) Being a Punk Christian band energy track that has you remi­ (Emperor Norton) scores for the Soderbergh films is not an easy task. Christians were niscing about "Punk Rock Show". "Traffic" and "Solaris." He brings a getting irritated because MxPx They take topics that have heavier hand to the melancholy were abandoning their roots. always been used with pop-punk thread by showcasing the unfold­ While on the other hand, the punk and punk music in general. Bro­ ing waves of beautifully haunting purists rejected their melodic ken hearts, self-doubt, and non­ keyboard that seems to simply be sound. What was left for them conformity are just to name a few. resonating throughout a spatial to do? Make a CD that pleased That doesn't mean that "Before plane. The track's simplicity does someone in between. They Everything & After" is a bad not, in the slightest, detract from hooked onto the mainstream. album. It is just adjusted to the its beauty. Then there is 2003's release new sound of pop-punk. Splitting the album in half are of "Before Everything & After." In the world of pop-punk and two pop tracks which attempt to Pop-punk music is nothing They borrowed names like Benji punk in general, MxPx should get bridge the gap the loneliness by major props for making a CD that The soundtrack to Sofia Cop­ new to Bremerton, Wash, natives Madden (Good Charlotte), Kris portraying both America and Japan. doesn't blend in with all the pola's extraordinary new film, "Lost MxPx. They were playing shows Roe (The Ataris) and Jordan Pud- The first of the two tracks, Phoenix's other cliche's that come with in Translation" begins the same way and rocking out while bands like nik (New Found Glory) and added "Too.Young," is quite possibly the being in that genre. David Holmes's 1997 album "Let's Good Charlotte and Simple Plan them as guest appearances. catchiest track on the whole album. dreamed to have the similar If you ignore the tracks Karla M I Get Killed" began: with a sound "Too Young is presented with an montage establishing the setting 80's pop tone which, in itself, is of the album. While "Let's Get incredibly beautiful. The song's Killed" showcased the grit and lyrics only add to this sentiment: excitement of New York City, "Lost "Night time won't hold me in your in Translation" musician and pro­ arms again. I got a very good ducer Brian Reitzell and musician friend who says he can't believe of My Bloody Valen­ the love I give is not enough to tine showcase both the bittersweet end your fears. I guess I couldn't loneliness of Tokyo and Kyoto live without the things that made through the inclusion of their ambi­ my life what it is." While it clear­ ent soundscapes, American and ly expresses the loneliness that Japanese pop songs, and even a runs throughout the album, the special karaoke treat by film star track's musical approach and lyrics Bill Murray (hidden after the album's express optimism final track). in filling the void. CONTINUUM Following the brief sound mon­ The second tage, "Translation" kicks into gear track separating with the first of Kevin Shield's four the album is "Kaze tracks (not counting "Sometimes" \ / Wo Atsumete" by EXHIBITION DATES by My Bloody Valentine), "City Happy End. The Girl." "City Girl," unlike Shield's other liner notes, as the UWM UNION ART GALLERY tracks, showcases a vocal track song is sung entirely in Japanese, UWM Union, Campus Level, Room W19S dreamily drowned out by a beau­ are lacking both the lyrics and tifully un-polished guitar riff. Shields 2200 E. Kenwood Blvd., Milwaukee translation. Perhaps their exclu­ September 26 - October 19, 2003 seems to do this because the lyrics, sion lies in an attempt to further which include "City Girl/Beautiful/I place the American listener in Japan. love you" are both extremely trite Moreover, without lyrics or prop­ UWM HOMECOMING RECEPTIONS and cliche. If the emphasis was er translation, the listener finds placed upon them, the track would themselves relying only on the Saturday, October 18, 2003 inevitably fail under it's own weight. musical tone of the track to grasp 3:3G-5:Q0pm > Union Art Gallery The simple atmosphere created by a meaning. The track is based 4:00-5:30pm > Special Collections, the drowned out vocals, however, around a brighter pop song remi­ Golda Meir Library and the guitar further establishes niscent of Bob Dylan and one can 4;30-6:00pm > Mary L. Nohl Galleries the thread of bittersweet melan­ not help but wonder what the lead choly which seems to run through­ singer is singing about. UWM UNION ART GALLERY out both the film and the sound­ The second half of the album For information, call 414.229.6310 or visit the track. follows the same themes and struc­ web at www.aux.uwm.edu/union/artgal.ritm The three tracks prior to Shield's ture of the first half by relying main­ Gallery Hours: next musical contribution, which ly on the ambient soundscapes of Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, and Friday: include Sebastien Tellier's "Fanti- instrumental tracks. These tracks all 11am - 3pm & Thursday: 11am - 7pm no," Squarepusher's "Tommib," and seem to blend into one another by Death in Vegas's "Girls" also dis­ overlapping with their similar tones, close the album's theme in their making it difficult for the listener instrumental tracks. Tellier's "Fan- to decipher where one track ends tino" and Squarepusher's "Tommib" and another begins. By not draw­ Bird by Grace Park © 2003 take a similar light and dreamy ing attention to itself, the sound­ approach to the album's theme by track is fulfilling its duties perfectly relying mainly on the strum of a by providing emotional cues with­ guitar, a blossoming string arrange­ out making its presence overbear­ ment, and the light dances of a key­ ing. 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CROSS COUNTRY A pack of Panthers tore up the track, earning the University of Wisconsin-Milwaukee's cross country teams strong finishes at the Central Collegiate Conference in Kalamazoo, Mich., Fri­ day, Sept. 26. The men's team battled to an impressive second place finish out of seven teams while the women earned a hard-fought fifth place. Sophomore Josh Nygren and senior Andy Kiviola set the pace for the men's team with personal best times of 25:30.51 and 25:56.60 in the 8K race, earning them fourth and eighth place finishes, respectively. "Our men ran a really good team race," UWM head coach Pete Corfeld said. "Josh and Andy really ran well up front and the rest of the guys followed suit. We ran a lot better as a group than we did last week and that's a positive sign." The women's team was led by Katie Anderson with a time of 18:35.00 and Anna Christian two seconds behind in the 5K course. "The women's field was very tough here so a fifth place fin­ ish is not bad," Corfeld said. We ran another good team race and that has something we have really worked on. Obviously it is paying off." —Dave Nackoney

Post photo by Tessa Treuden WOMEN'S BASKETBALL Senior captain Tighe Dombrowski battles for position against the Badgers. University of Wisconsin-Milwaukee head coach Sandy Both- am is known to present her teams with a challenge. The 2003- 04 schedule proves to be a challenge as two extensive road Badgers claw out win over Panthers trips are included along with the demanding 16-game league schedule. By Samuel Toman mann Crazies, however, who Bennett said. "It's just unfortu­ Last season, the Panthers played the 22nd toughest sched­ Staff Writer were outfitted in their deer hunt­ nate we couldn't get a victory." ule in the nation. On tap are two tournaments, a trip to Boiler­ ing attire. The Badgers (5-6 overall) maker country, a visit to the Kohl Center and a four-game With the number of off-bal­ Spectators among the listed snapped the Panthers' four-game league road trip in the middle of January. anced shots that missed its tar­ attendance of 2,138 were able to winning streak thanks to a nine- "The non-conference schedule is part of the plan to get our get on Wednesday, Oct. 1, the place starting bids of $100 on yard chip by junior midfielder program to the next level," Botham said. "That's why we aren't University of Wisconsin-Milwau­ the UWM players' game-worn David Martinez during the 40th afraid to challenge ourselves. I like to give our players an kee men's soccer team, at times, jerseys, and, if lucky, take one minute. opportunity to beat some high-caliber programs and give them probably felt the urge to throw home. Wisconsin goalkeeper Eric an idea where we stand and how we match up at that level." Hanson had a flawless afternoon Season opener for the Panthers will be in Chicago for the "We had a great crowd today and the with six crucial saves. The jun­ DePaul Tournament, which features DePaul, Ball State and ior, who jbad missed the last Northwest University. MACC fund event was a great event. Its two games due to a thigh injury, The following weekend, the Panthers get to escape the cold just unfortunate we couldn't get a victory." made the biggest save of the temperatures of a Wisconsin November with a tournament at match on a low one-handed stop Florida State. Featured in that tournament are the Seminoles, —UWM coach Louis Bennett off a Tighe Dombrowski header Harvard and Liberty. in the 70th minute. The home opener will be on Dec. 2 against another Panthers "If we were going to score squad, Northern . League play will start on Jan. 3 against its orange-clad jerseys straight After the game, families and today," Bennett said, "it seemed their arch-rival -Chicago Flames at the Klotsche Center. into the wash and forget about friends gathered at Harry's Bar it would have to be an unbe­ The home finale will be possibly the most important game what ultimately became a 1-0 and Grill on Oakland Avenue lievably spectacular goal or tap- of the season as the defending league champion Green Bay shutout suffered at the hand of for the winners of the auction. in." Phoenix swoop into the Klotsche. the University of Wisconsin at All of the proceeds went to help Bennett utilized fresh legs off If all goes well, for the Panthers, a seeding of third or high­ Engelmann Field. benefit the MACC funds in the bench in an attempt to scur­ er will guarantee them hosting rights for the league tourna­ There would be no 'Tide' efforts to raise money for can­ ry a goal and press forward the ment. detergent or cold water doused cer research. rest of the way. —Nick Dettmann onto the hunter-orange Puma "We had a great crowd today "We just didn't get out of the jerseys worn by the Panthers and the MACC fund event was a blocks very well today," Bennett (7-4) and mocked by the Engel- great event," UWM coach Louis WOMEN'S SOCCER see SOCCER page 20 Typically, a veteran is looked upon to tackle a pressuring sit­ uation in a game. For the University of Wisconsin-Milwaukee, they like to use their youth. True freshman Taylor Powell scored her second game-win­ UWM opens impressively at Notre Dame ning goal of the season and third overall in the 88th minute to By Nick Dettmann in the meet were Illinois State, Two relay teams touched the propel the Panthers to a 1-0 win in Cincinnati. Sports Editor Valparaiso, St. Mary's College and wall in second place for Mil­ "Taylor has really scored in pressure situations for us," UWM Marquette waukee. The 400-yard medley head coach Michael Moynihan said. "She has shown a knack to In action for the first time The men's 200-yard medley team composed of Breanna Ball- be around the goal at the right times. We really controlled the since the cham­ relay team of Matthew Howard, weg, Sarah Caldwell, Emily Hol- majority of this match. To come here and play in front of a pionship in February, the Uni­ Rob Vergeer, Kyle Fyock and comb and Heather Sawatzki tough crowd and on a slick, turf surface says a lot about this versity of Wisconsin-Milwaukee John Batty was the only event came in at 4:07.52. The 400-yard team. This was a good win for us." men's and women's swim teams winner for the men. They did breaststroke relay team of Lind­ Milwaukee (4-5-1) extended their win streak to four games were nowhere near rusty follow­ touch the wall second in eight sey and Sarah Caldwell, Natalie after knocking off the Conference USA favorite Bearcats (3-7-1). ing their showings at the Dennis events, however. Oettinger and Kari Kinney fin­ Milwaukee dominated nearly the entire match on both ends Stark relay at Notre Dame. On the women's side, the Pan­ ished in 4:46.92, again, behind of the field, leading them to outshoot Cincinnati 10-3 on the The men took home a sec­ thers finished in third place with Notre Dame. game. Cincinnati's best scoring opportunity came in the first half ond place finish behind host 157 points. Notre Dame com­ The Panthers will look to when Tasha Wagner missed a penalty kick. Notre Dame and the women took pleted the sweep as the women continue their high spirits into —Nick Dettmann third, but won two relay events. also won and Illinois State Madison for the Madison Invi­ Among the other teams involved claimed second. tational. TENNIS Performances by Tammy Spiel and Erin Felber were among the highlights for the University of Wisconsin-Milwaukee women's tennis team at the Ball State Invitational. Panther Golf combo take third The event, which was held on the campus of Ball State Uni­ By Steve Pease Las Vegas to compete in the the event. versity in Muncie, Ind., featured many schools from the Mid­ Staff Writer CGA National Golf Champi­ Although the golf teams are west. onship. hanging up their spikes for the Spiel won two matches in Flight A singles while Felber also In a combined tournament, UWM golfers Erick Hanson season, Fenske said that they are took two, including one over league rival Butler. the Panther Golf Club helped and Jason Fenske, President of planning to put in a lot of off­ Kristen Bauknecht and Shayna Illingworth each won a match host the Collegiate Golfers Asso­ the UWM Golf Club, took third season practice at the Currie for UWM, while the duo of Megan Brown and Melissa Hackett ciation Great Lakes Regional place with a cumulative score Golf Dome. won twice and the team of Felber and Bauknecht won once. Tournament Saturday, Oct. 4 at of 70.5. Two members of the The Panther golfers will be —Nick Dettmann Silver Springs Country Club in Illinois State University golf holding another tournament Menomonee Falls. team, Robert White and Bran­ next spring to see which team University of Wisconsin-Mil­ don Coffee ran away with the will get the honor of getting waukee team members battled event, shooting a 64.5 on the flown out to southern Califor­ www.uwmpost.com the conditions in the two-man par-72 Island Course. nia to play in the CGA SoCal scramble format for a chance to Eight members of the Pan­ Scramble. win an all expense paid trip to ther Golf Club participated in Sports www.uwmpost.com October 8, 2003 17

HORIZON HOT NEWS Panthers freshmen lead the way by Nick Dettmann By Paul Griffin Staff Writer PlayerS Of the Week (for week ending Sept. 28): With the division lead on the Volleyball: Tricia Naseman, Wright State line, domination was the key to the University of Wisconsin-Mil­ Men's Soccer: Antou Jallow, UW-Milwaukee waukee women's volleyball team Women's Soccer: Ginny Graczyk, UW-Milwaukee in their successful outing against Men's Cross Country: Brandt Gauger, UW-Green Bay state and league rivals. Women's Cross Country: Jenni Goebel, Illinois-Chicago The Panthers (14-3, 3-0 Hori­ zon) remained atop of the Hori­ zon League Friday, Oct. 3 at the Titans pair heading to Klotsche Center as they defeat­ ed the University of Wisconsin- World Juniors Green Bay (12-5, 2-1) with ease, University of Detroit-Mercy Softball players Michelle Baggio 30-25, 26-30, 30-18 and 30-23. and Sarah Dickey were selected to represent Canada in the World Freshman Cheryl Hegemann Junior Championships to be held in Nanjing, China Oct. 12 had the best night of her colle­ through Oct. 20. giate career with a career-high "We are thrilled to have two of our newest Titans as mem­ 10 kills and a school-record of bers of the Canadian National Team," Detroit head coach Bob 11 blocks on the night. Wilkerson said. "They are both terrific young ladies and will With Sarah Potts injured, represent their country and the university well. Michelle and UWM looked to another fresh­ Sarah have both had a great start in our fall season and we will man in Melissa David to fill the miss them, but it is a great opportunity for them." void. She stepped in alongside The Junior Women's World Championship, a 19-and-under Hegemann to lead the Panthers fast pitch competition, will be held at the stadium on the just with 14 kills. completed Pukou Campus of Nanjing University of Technology. "I am so proud of both Participating teams include: Argentina, Australia, Canada, Chi­ Cheryl and Melissa," UWM head na, Chinese Taipi, Japan, Mexico and the Netherlands to name coach Kathy Litzau said. "Cheryl a few. was great on the block and For Baggio, this is the second straight selection to the Melissa really stepped up. I National Junior Team. She was the starting second baseman for think UWGB probably prepared Post photo by Tessa Treuden last year's Pan-American team. for Sarah Potts, Lindsey Spoden, Over the last two years, over 200 athletes competed In sev­ and Larissa Cattanach, but I Larissa Cattanach's 11 kills and 10 at 7 p.m., they will take on eral regional and national selection camps to compete for a don't think they were prepared Lindsey Spoden's 43 assists. the University of Illinois-Chica­ spot on the junior national team. for the two freshmen to play the The Panthers are now tied go (7-11, 0-4) who will try to way they did. That was a huge with Butler (12-6, 3-0) for first upset UWM with their first for them and a huge win for place in the Horizon League as league win. Rounding out the Illinois-Chicago tabbed early the team." they move to 3-0 in league play. annual trip, the Panthers will Karen Fruit played her game The next challenge for UWM play last year's regular season favorites in Men's Basketball as she recorded 12 kills, 10 digs happens with a two-game road champion Loyola-Chicago at the Returning their entire starting line-up from a team that went and six blocks to go along with trip to Chicago. On Friday, Oct. famous Alumni Gym. to the National Invitational Tournament (NIT) last season, Illi­ nois-Chicago men's basketball team is picked to win the Hori­ zon League title by Lindy's pre-season poll. This is the second national recognition that the Flames has Johnson receives prestigious honor received. The Flames were also selected by Athlon's as a By Allie Kuopus head volleyball coach Kathy years ago, Johnson did not make favorite to win the league title. Staff Writer Litzau six years ago, and has the cut. Senior point guard Martell Bailey was selected as a pre-sea­ been nothing but successful ever In the last six years, Johnson son All-Horizon League first team, with senior forward Armond Every young athlete dreams since. has helped the team win either Williams being selected for the second team. of being inducted into the Hall "She's so valuable," Litzau said. a regular or post-season league The Flames opens their 2003-04 season on Saturday, Nov. 15 of Fame, but in most cases that "She gets along with the players title and all six teams have won against the University of California-Irvine in the opening round necessarily does not come true. and has a good feel for their at least 20 matches. of the BCA Classic in Cincinnati. Just a few weeks ago, for the Uni­ needs. She's a players' coach." ISU recognized the work versity of Wisconsin-Milwaukee's According to Litzau, as asso­ Johnson has put into the sport COLUMN women's associate head volley­ ciate head coach Johnson helps since graduating 10 years ago. ball coach Susie Johnson, that in recruiting; among Johnson's She received her letter stating dream became a reality. top recruits is one of the best that she met the criteria for Johnson played four years at setters in the country, Lindsey induction into the State MY Idaho State University, leading Spoden. University Athletic Hall of Fame cents the team as captain for the last On top of recruiting, John­ and soon after traveled to Ida­ three. After college, she took son shares many responsibilities ho to be honored, missing a by NICK DETTMANN on the role of head coach at the with Litzau, including being weekend tournament at home. In light of recent columns the 2003-04 season. So drop University of Wisconsin-Parkside "involved in decision making" The criteria included playing published in the Marquette Tri­ that game and put UWM on and then traveled to Indiana for the team. While Johnson flirt­ in college, being out of college bune last week, I wanted to give the schedule, whose strength State University to be assistant ed with the idea of going pro, it for at least 10 years, and mak­ my thoughts on the whole Mar- of schedule is 145th in the head coach. Then she received never stuck. Though invited to ing contributions to the sport quette/University of Wisconsin- nation. To me, that seems to the call from UWM's women's try out for the National B Team after graduation. Milwaukee rivalry. be the logical thing in terms of Last week the Marquette Tri­ not only UWM's RPI (ratings per­ COLUMN bune published two columns centage index), but Marquette's. about UWM's "embarrassing" Think about it—the local, my attention by Bruce Pearl student support for its athlet­ maybe even state, attention a (UWM's Men's Basketball Coach)," ics programs. Columnists also UWM and Marquette game .4 Nate Harker said, founder and commented on UWM's desire to would get can be compared to head coach of UWM's football play Marquette in basketball, a a Xavier/Cincinnati game. Play \ team. question that has arisen since the game at the Bradley Center THE Claiming that Marquette the Panthers have become a and Marquette won't lose their r ""> should and would silence UWM's winning team. precious home game. Call up "babbling mouth," the report stat­ A quick fact that few bas­ ABC and get television cover­ ed that UWM's football team was ketball fans realize—UWM, in age. by BOBBY WILTGEN comprised of has-beens. Merely public school students that think the 1998-99 season had a dis­ I agree that Marquette would they should have had their crack mal record of 3-24. It was the have a lot to lose if they lost As permanent as print seems, impermissible and frankly unnec­ at Division I football. second of a six-season losing the game, but I see more ben­ trash talking in the written word essary. If memory serves me correct, stretch and the last time that efits than anything. I see an is as elementary as afternoon One columnist said, "Mar­ that being a stretch because UWM met Marquette on the increased strength of schedule, recess. It is normal for city rivals quette is the boss of basketball apparently UWM students are court. The Tribune's columnist RPI, ticket revenue for the game to become tense towards each and UW-Madison has football, and "morons," Marquette also plays stated that "we wanted them and television exposure for other. It may even be considered that's a major wrap for the major football at the club level. Leaving to give up a Notre Dame and Marquette. Why not play? a treasured tradition. But the Mar­ college sports in Wisconsin. And that inference to the fact we are an Arizona non-conference The UWM "trash talking" that quette Tribute has taken it upon poor UW-Milwaukee is standing in a public school. game, thumbs down on that Tribune columnists allude to is, themselves to bring things out­ the background, like kids in a Some just do not want to pay one." Yet we are not asking for according to those columnists, game of double-dutch, waiting side of the lines and into the $20,000 a year to be taught basi­ a high-profile game to be tak­ undeserved. Yet the layout of homes of every Milwaukee stu­ their turn to jump in." cally the same material, in an en from the schedule. Instead, the very page that the first dent. The first article published by environment less diverse and we would like to see Marquette editorial appeared on reported Recent publications of the Tri­ the Tribune actually worked in realistic as the University of Wis­ drop a Sacred Heart or Canisius our favor. Kudos to them for giv­ that two, not one but two, Mar­ bune have personally attacked the consin-Milwaukee. or Grambling game from their University of Wisconsin-Milwau­ ing us locker room material and quette teams were beaten by I almost chuckled at the schedule and put UWM on it. kee, not only for its athletics, but in essence, our 12th man on the UWM athletes. "moronic" way the Sept. 25 edi­ And here is why: Gram- Around the Horizon League, its entire student body's attitude field in last Saturday's football tion of the Tribune was laid out. and school spirit. Claiming that game between the two schools*. bling's strength of schedule is UWM is known for its student we have an attitude problem is "That article was brought to see FLIP SIDE page 24 273rd in the nation going into see TWO CENTS page 20 18 October 8, 2003 The UWM Post Editorial

COLUMN With Liberty and Justice Wesley Clark: Failed General, for all (except gays.) By Bill Elliott one man and one woman. To Staff Writer begin with, this law won't real­ Confused Politician ly make any difference; the By Robb Manning peers and those that served thing about how the military What is it about the Lesbian- current law already states that Editorial Editor directly under him. None of works, for a general to say some­ Gay-Bisexual-Transgender marriage is a civil contract them are complementary. thing about another general is community that makes Chris­ between a husband and wife. Wesley Clark. Wow. I usually Most notably is a quote from big news. It just doesn't hap­ tian conservatives feel so The lawmakers have the refrain from comments about Retired General H. Hugh Shelton, pen. There has to be some very threatened? I just don't get it. debate all wrong. What they general officers out of respect, serious issues about Clark. I don't have a single gay friend really should be talking about but I guess now that he's thrown There was also sentiment that seems threatening. As a is getting rid of this language his four-star cap into the politi­ after the war in Kosovo that as matter of fact, I don't know any from the law altogether. Let cal arena he's open game. Let's the NATO Supreme Comman­ gay people that seem threat­ gay and lesbian couples mar­ break Clark down into the three der, Clark had criticized our ening. Republican lawmakers ry. Yep, that's right, let them different Clarks that we know. European allies and had alienat­ marry. How is that going to ed them to the point that there First, you have Wesley Clark, The lawmakers have hurt you? It won't. the general. Lt. Gen. Clark direct­ might be damage to our rela­ According to the Milwaukee ed Strategic Plans and Policy for tionship with them (StratFor, July the debate all wrong. Journal Sentinel, a Baptist pas­ the Joint Chiefs of Staff. In 30,1999). I believe this could tor at the hearings told the law­ 1994 Clark met and have been that start of the What they really makers-that allowing gays to exchanged gifts with Bosn­ animosity that our so-called should be talking marry would lead to marriages ian Serb Commander and European allies feel towards between "adult with minor, indicted War Criminal, Gen. "1 us. about is getting rid human with animal, parent Ratko Mladic. (According to Next you have Wesley with child, sibling with sib­ US Intelligence, Mladic is con­ former chairman of the Joint Clark the talking head for CNN. of this language from ling." I'm no philosopher, but sidered to be the mastermind Chiefs of Staff. "I've known Wes During the , he served the law altogether. this logic seems critically behind the Srebrenica massacre (Clark) for a long time. I will tell as a "talking head" for CNN, ana­ flawed. Why would a marriage of Muslim civil­ lyzing the war. in Wisconsin are bent on "pro­ between to men lead to a mar­ ians.) (Chicago I found this tecting" the institution of mar­ riage between a man and a Sun-Times, Sept. First, you have Wesley Clark, the general. rather humor­ riage by making sure that it cow? I think that most Ameri­ 22, 2003). Accord­ ous, because as Lt. Gen. Clark directed Strategic Plans and can only be defined as a union cans realize that this pastor's ing to the Sun- a general with between a man and a woman. logic is flawed. Just ask an anti- Times, there were Policy for the Joint Chiefs of Staff. Next you wartime leader­ I'll be one of those lucky mem­ gay activist to defend their even pictures of ship experi­ bers joining the institution of viewpoint without mention­ Clark and Mladic have Wesley Clark the talking head for CNN. ence, he did a marriage soon, and I can't see ing God. Their argument wearing each oth­ horrible job of how the union of gay couples becomes much more difficult. er's military caps analyzing the would threaten my relation­ Even when they leave God in being distributed throughout you the reason he came out of war. He was very reactionary to ship. Where is the threat? the equation, I have a hard Europe. Europe early had to do with events, and never gave any sort time accepting that God wants of insight as to what would hap­ In August there was a joint Then Clark was relieved of integrity and character issues, public hearing before the people to cloak their bigotry command as the Supreme Allied things that are very near and pen next. But what was most behind him. If church leaders notable is that in his analysis of assembly and senate judiciary Commander Europe (SACEUR). dear to my heart. I'm not going committees to determine are that bent on keeping mar­ This apparently wasn't because to say whether I'm a Republican the events as they transpired, he riage as a religious institu­ was wrong in almost every sin­ whether or not Wisconsin he did a bad job, but was based or a Democrat. I'll just say Wes needs to clarify the state law tion, maybe we should grant on issues of integrity and char­ won't get my vote." (World Net gle point that he made about the them that right, but then as a war. to say that the definition of acter. I could fill another whole Daily, Sept. 24, 2003). marriage should be between article with quotes from his For anyone that knows any­ see CLARK page 19 see LIBERTY page 21

Bush Turns His Back on Wisconsin GOP LETTER TO THE EDITOR Robb's Rants, By Jeff Harrison U.S. Court of Appeals and the ple of Wisconsin far more than You bring up an excellent point in your piece "'Are Hillary Staff Writer Democrats get to name a justice one justice on the U.S. Court of and the Democrats wrong about everything?'" You stated, "We on the Wisconsin State Supreme Appeals. Such issues as school vote for a President to be concerned about us, not everyone Bush has nominated Dianne Court. Both sides cooperate and choice and the attempt to appeal else." I couldn't agree with you more. Sykes for the vacant seat on the get what they want, so who's the ban on concealed weapons But your friend Bush does not fall into the category of being Seventh District U.S. Court of the loser here? The conserva­ could be dead in the water if concerned with . Oh, unless of course you're extreme­ Appeals. Sykes is currently serv­ tives of the state of Wisconsin the State Supreme Court swings ly wealthy and will benefit from his unconscionable $330 bil­ ing on the Wisconsin State are the big losers. Despite Sykes left. lion tax cut. This tax cut could have covered every uninsured Supreme Court and is a very being a qualified candidate, she This is where the problem child in the country and paid for millions of teachers and child- qualified candidate for the posi- is too valuable to Wisconsin. The comes into play; it is terrible that care workers. Thank God the Senate voted to limit the amount— Bush would nominate Sykes and initially Bush proposed a $725 billion tax cut. The reason for allowing a conservative judge leave Doyle to fill void. Several You may say that this cut helps create jobs. Almost every Wisconsin legislators have made to be approved is because what they will get article I've read on this issue maintains that this cut will not the President aware of what this increase jobs. Further, one quarter of the benefit will go to the in return. Allowing Gov. Doyle to hand pick appointment could mean for top 0.2 percent (Americans who make over $1 million a year). the state of Wisconsin. Unfortu­ That's as much as the bottom 90 percent combined will get Sykes' replacement will affect the people of nately the message did not res­ from the dividend tax cut. Yep, Bush really cares. Wisconsin far more than one justice on the onate with the President. On top of the implications Elise Schmitz U.S. Court of Appeals. that this can mean for the state, Senior, UWM it makes our senators look like tion. Her nomination is expect­ simple answer to the problem— bipartisan politicians, instead ed to easily pass through Con­ pick another candidate. of the obstructionists they've gress, unlike several of Bush's The Senate Judiciary Com­ been recently. Our senators Kohl The UWM Post invites readers to submit Letters recent nominees. This is because mittee, which includes Wiscon­ and Feingold will be able to use to the Editor, as well as perspective pieces, counter­ the departure of Sykes will allow sin Democratic Senators Herb this as an example of their bipar­ points to previously published pieces, opinions, rants and Gov. Jim Doyle to name her Kohl and , tisan efforts to push through replacement. Doyle will name a approved the conservative nom­ the President's nominees. tauntings. To be eligible for publication, letters and opin­ liberal justice to the state court inee. Kohl and Feingold have Hopefully this isolated exam­ ion pieces must include the author's name and contact and more than makeup for the even shown support for the ple will not lead people to for­ information. Anonymous submissions will be allowed if a nomination of Sykes. The reason addition of the conservative get how our senators adamant­ compelling reason is given. Sykes to the U.S. Court of for allowing a conservative judge ly obstructed several of Bush's Appeals. to be approved is because what other judicial nominees. And We reserve the right to reject submissions that are On the surface this issue they will get in return. Allowing for Bush's sake hopefully the vot­ offensive in any way. That includes, but is not limited to, looks great; Bush gets a qualified Gov. Doyle to hand pick Sykes' ers of the state will forget about and conservative nominee on replacement will affect the peo­ his betrayal of Wisconsin. boring, impertinent, chatterish or otherwise socially- stunted forms of expression directed at or to any individ­ ual, group or culture. Submissions must be submitted to The UWM Post office (Union EG80), or via email at [email protected]. The preferred length for letters is 350 words or less. Opin­ ions and perspective pieces should be no longer than 750 words. Deadline for outside submission is Thursday at 5 p.m. The UWM Post reserves the right to edit, ridicule or just plain reject your submission. Editorial www.uwmpost.com October 8, 2003 19

2^*1 jte heat ^SP^ ^M/?W^*^ Friend or Lover? Friends are people that we and it wasn't weird and nothing can confide in, laugh with, cry was felt (emotionally), so now with, fight with, hug, have sex what? Well, you could use this with. Wait, maybe not the last for future situations to relieve one. Although, with sexual ten­ some sexual tension. Don't be sions high and our extreme too overjoyed because the whole closeness to our friends, some­ benefit thing can destroy a times things happen. friendship just the same. One Lots of different things can of the two could begin to feel happen in the "Oops, I slept with something, making it weird. The my friend" scenario. A good friendship could also take on thing that could come out of it purely a sexual dimension, is the expression of feelings that wherein every time you see each have been repressed for a long other you fool around. Now you COSTS Aio^t cJaSS^ are just two fuck buddies bfe m*S*$, with no more Carnal Knowledge friendship. So, you by Dan Bialzik ended up fool­ ing around UW students surprisingly self-righteous with a friend By Sarah Brzezinski deaf ear. Some students have, the standard of living for its time. If you touched then it and now everything is awkward Staff Writer anyway. If not for the core of workforce, we cannot expect it means that there must be some and you don't know exactly how activists on campus, we prob­ to magically increase when we kind of connection, right? to deal with it. Here are a few At a school like the Univer­ ably would not even know this become workers. What does Maybe, but maybe not. We are tips that hopefully can get you sity of Wisconsin-Milwaukee— was going on. everyone expect to do when close with our friends and many through the experience without mid-size, urban, blue-collar— Many feel that with their they graduate? Go on to illus­ times they really could be some­ ruining the friendship or chang­ one would expect a good have school load, it would take trious careers, I'm sure. one that is dateable. Fooling ing it dramatically: amount of grit and a sense of too much time and energy to For those of you who don't around may just exemplify your desire for one another. If both Talk about it. I would say it community. Surely more than go out and picket, to write let­ make it to Hollywood (or Dol- is better as soon as possible, at Yale, where they stroll ters, or to make phone calls. lywood), you may end up work­ have feelings for each other then it is good that you both screwed but it may be better when both amongst 100-year-old maples Quite right, the cost of doing ing in a plant like that some of you are ready. on footpaths lined with gold. something is often high. day. Furthermore, you may around and perhaps you can But recently, Yale's community Yet the cost of doing noth­ have kids, and a spouse*. God now start a solid relationship. Don't blame the other per­ has gotten down and dirty and ing is low, which is exactly forbid you need to go to the But what do you do when you son. Regardless of who started showed up in droves to support what is being called for. The hospital, ever, because you may screw up and one of you has whatever placing blame doesn't its striking workers, something students who are doing some­ go into poverty if you do. emotional attachments and the help anything. that UW-Milwaukee has been thing have called on the uni­ The plight of workers can­ other doesn't? Someone is prob­ Be completely honest. This reluctant to do. versity to stop buying Tyson not be ignored. They need our ably going to get hurt. In this sit­ may hurt someone if they have UWM students were largely products, which makes up support, and the university uation, discussion is of the intense feelings, but better that apathetic to the fight in their about $160,000 of its food should give it to them. It does­ utmost importance. Not talking then to lead someone on. own hallways when the custo­ budget. It has been alleged that n't even have to go out on a about it may seem fine for a It will be awkward, deal dial staff fought Team Clean­ the cost of cutting Tyson from limb; Madison has already while but eventually it will blow with it, it won't always be. ing, the program implemented the menu would add a 5 per­ thrown its full support behind up into something it doesn't by former-Chancellor Zimpher cent increase to food prices. the boycott and stopped buy­ have to be. You messed around with your to save money. Maybe, but what is the cost of ing Tyson products. Of course I could be wrong. friend and the important thing Now, as workers from the not cutting them out. Let's face it, we don't have "When my friend tried to do stuff to remember is that things hap­ Tyson plant in Jefferson fight Many students do not real­ Yale's ivy-covered buildings with me I told him I would for­ pen. Unfortunately this time it to keep their pensions and ize that the fate of those work­ or Madison's Big Ten atmos­ give him if he never brought it was with your friend, but you healthcare benefits, students ers is their own. If we allow cor­ phere, but we can share a con­ up again," says Liz a 23 year-old can get through it and things can again turn a blind eye and a porations like Tyson to lower science. UWM student, "and he never be back to normal. Just remem­ has and we're fine." At least ber that it happens a lot. As they talked about it, I guess. long as there are sexually frus­ The whole friend sexual trated people (and not to men­ encounter can also sprout into tion alcohol) people will contin­ i Can St. John's Wort help symptoms of a "friends with benefits" rela­ ue to fool around with friends. tionship. You both fooled around I OBSESSIVE COMPULSIVE DISORDER? CLARK CONTINUED FROM PAGE 18 If you are between the ages of 18 and 65 and have been bothered by At one point he even men­ gressional resolution on the war. any of the following symptoms for at least a year, you may qualify to participate tioned that this would be a long, The very next day, after coming drawn out war. Obviously, 41 under fire from other Democ­ in a 12-week outpatient research study of St John's Wort (hypericum perforatum) days of major military opera­ rats, he backtracked and said for the treatment of Obsessive Compulsive Disorder: tions is not a long, drawn out that he most definitely would war. Sure, there is still some not have voted for the war. OK, minor resistance. Most of the which is it? How about being a • Checking things like dooriocks or appliances repeatedly resistance is comprised foreign little bit more decisive; this is • Repeating actions or words that you realize don't make sense terrorists, not Iraqis. I've heard just one more issue demon­ statistics that it took us four to strating why we don't want this • Avoiding certain places, people or objects because they might be contaminated eight years to secure Germany man as our leader. • Having to follow rigid or complex routines while doing everyday activities after World War II. Right now, The war is a very divisive we're working on seven months issue, and if Clark doesn't know 0 Being bothered a lot when things aren't even or in their place since the start of the war. I guess where he stands on this issue, the prognosis that Americans how will he know where he have short attention spans is stands on the tough ones? Study participation and treatment is confidential and provided at no cost to you. true. Sorry, but there is no "fast Then there's the statement he food drive-through" for war. Eligible participants will receive a comprehensive psychiatric interview, regular assessments by made in May 2001: A lot of his wartime analysis "And I'm very glad we've got a physician and study medication, as well as travel reimbursement. All participants are was aimed at general officer the great team in office, men like offered 3 months of post-study treatment using St. John's Wort, leadership in developing strate­ Colin Powell, Don Rumsfeld, gy. He appeared to be a bitter Dick Cheney, Condoleezza Rice... man attacking his peers over people I know very well - our To learn more, contact: sour grapes. Once again, I could president George W. Bush. We fill another column proving that need them there." Ruth McLean, RN - Study Coordinator Clark was wrong in almost all So, what's up with this? These of his so-called "analysis", but "people I know very well?" If Rogers Memorial Hospital - Milwaukee I'm not going to do that now, Clark is now firmly against the unless of course you want me people he previously admired, 11101 West Lincoln Avenue, West Allis, Wl 53227 to. does this make Clark a bad judge Finally, you have Wesley Clark of character? He does, after all, the politician. When he entered say that these are "people I know 414-328-3710 or toll free at 877-676-6600 the race for the Democratic nom­ very well." Or is he simply con­ inee, he stated that he probably fused again? would have voted for the con­ 20 October 8, 2003 The UWM Post Editorial Bush owes me 12 bucks By Brian Resop about his campaign strategy for News Editor the 2004 election. About 150 people stood outside of the Ital­ After the band finished play­ ian Community Center and ing, sound technicians put on a chanted anti-Bush slogans and muzak compact disc to fill the protested with variously-themed soundless gap between the pre- picket signs. One person was speech music and the speech, escorted away from the Italian itself. The speaker would be Community Center by the police Howard Dean and the first song and secret service. that boomed out of the five- That person was me. foot tall speakers surrounding I was thrown out of the Bush the stage was "Beautiful Day" by luncheon because I had anti- U2. It had turned out to be a Bush paraphernalia on my per­ beautiful evening, Sunday, in son. Madison as the crowd, which Actually, I had anti-Bush para­ was announced to be some­ phernalia deep within the inside where around 5,000, stood wait­ pockets of my dress coat. The ing for the democratic candidate reason — I'd just covered the to appear. The crowd was almost anti-Bush rally for the school half-and-half young and old newspaper. I had several pam­ despite the focus of the event phlets which I collected from the being on the youth vote. The sun protestors, all for use as refer­ was bright, the air was warm and ences for the article I was sup­ a cool breeze made for a very posed to write. I also had a $12 comfortable atmosphere. It was t-shirt which read, "Students a stark contrast to the weather Opposed to Bush." The protes­ Post photo by Jamie Cannestra on Friday morning when George tors were also giving away but­ Me posing with the Bush people in Dean Country. W. Bush spoke in Milwaukee. tons, signs and other miscella­ Air Force One landed just as neous items. I had collected my political views and eventu­ and the papers that I had col­ skill to kill me 80 bazillion times the rain started. It was cold and what I could, wrapped it all up ally threw me out of the build­ lected back from the officer should I do something that they the wind was brisk and strong. in a small little bundle and ing and then blocked the doors who had confiscated from me. perceive as wrong. No one would The addition of the rain caused shoved it into my pocket. Part of so that I could not get back in. They told me no. The police pro­ listen to me, though. I was told a thick dampness and dreariness the job of reporting is to collect A Bush public relations official ceeded to take down all the that, due to the nature of the to take over. There was definitely information. I didn't know it came out and ripped my press information I had to give. event, being that it was the most no U2 playing. would become such a threat to pass away. When I asked her to After being relieved of all important man in the world, I A large crowd did fill the Mid­ national security. talk with me about the whole my things, I felt that I was harm­ was now considered a threat. I west Express Center to hear Bush I tried to explain this to the ordeal, she completely ignored less enough to go back in. The was told to understand this, speak on the status of the econ­ secret services agents and to the me, walked back into the build­ place was well guarded. There whether I liked it or not. omy. An exclusive number of Milwaukee police who pulled me ing and stood behind two armed were groups of three secret serv­ As the old republicans who people joined Bush for lunch at off to the side, questioned me agents who were stationed just ice agents located every fifteen could afford the $2,000 a plate the Italian Community Center for nearly 20 minutes about my behind the glass doors of the feet throughout the lobby. Each lunch and pricy strong and tacky to listen to the president talk involvement in the protest and entrance. I asked for the t-shirt agent has the equipment and see BUSH OWES ME page 22 LA Times Loses Credibility By Laurie Genske grabbed their breast, one ined each woman's incident, ... and to those people that I have views thus making Staff Writer woman accused him of reach­ backing up the "facts" with offended, I want to say to them, Schwarzenegger's chances of ing under her skirt and grab­ reassurances that their rela­ I am deeply sorry about that..." getting votes slimmer. The LA Times' journalistic bing her buttocks, another says tives and friends had been told He also said in a CNN interview, Journalism is supposed to ethic has come into question he tried to remove her bathing the same story some time "I don't remember doing so many pride itself on being unbiased after the publication printed a suit in a hotel elevator and a before Schwarzenegger began of the things that I was accused and informative, accurate and story on the Arnold sixth woman says he pulled his run for governor. The ques­ of having done." And when asked dependable. The story they pre­ Schwarzenegger's alleged sexu­ her onto his lap and asked her tion is, was it responsible jour­ more he said, "I would say most sented may have been good sto­ al harassment of several women a dirty question. nalism to print a story on accu­ of it is not true." ry for their newspaper, it goes from 1975 to 2000. Did they The Times contacted the sations based largely from These women's stories, how­ beneath the surface of a candi­ have a place to print such an ille­ women as part of a seven- anonymous sources? ever true they may be, are unre­ date and gives the public what gitimate story? month investigative report on Although Schwarzenegger's lated to the political issues at they seem to want, the dirty Oct.2, 2003, the LA Times Schwarzenegger's behavior campaign spokesman said the hand. Only because of details of politics. If they're con­ ran a story listing six women's towards women on and off accusations made on Arnold Schwarzenegger's celebrity sta­ cerned with sensation at the detailed accounts of how movie sets. All the women, were a political attack. tus has the LA Times singled him expense of a movie star, how­ Schwarzenegger touched them except two, wished to remain Schwarzenegger himself made a out among the other candidates. ever, their story is better placed in a sexual way without their anonymous on account of their generalized apology stating, "I By doing so, the Times has in a gossip magazine. consent. Three women claim he credibility. The Times exam­ have behaved badly sometimes shown their conflicting political

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CONTINUED FROM PAGE 17 TWO CENTS LIBERTY CONTINUED FROM PAGE 18 section. UWM fans are not just football game, "But after seeing state we shouldn't recognize fits that straight couples get. If can move forward, and our mar­ out on the basketball court, but some of the UWM fans in full- marriage at all. we let the Christian conserva­ riages won't fall apart, they they frequent the soccer fields force at this weekend's club foot­ The fact is that if we are tives control the institution of won't mean less and—believe and the football fields as well. ball game, I was really unim­ recognizing marriage between marriage, they are essentially it or not—the world will NOT We attend the only school in pressed. straight people and not gay controlling all of these benefits, blow up. the conference that has a stu­ "I absolutely love seeing fans people, we are discriminating, and that is not their job. dent section at its soccer games. Congratulations to all of you getting worked up. Especially and this type of discrimination I think that most people real­ who are coming out during this At last week's club football when the rivalry between our is plain wrong. There is no rea­ ize that their own fears towards national coming out week, and game, the Klotche Krazies came two schools is starting to blos­ son that two women who have the LGBT community are irra­ to all of you who have worked ready to encourage their team. som again. But at least don't be been together for a long time tional. The first step towards so hard on making people real­ Some braved the cold wearing a complete moron in the should not have the same tax resolving the problem is to ize that the LGBT community nothing but body paint; wigs process." benefits, health insurance ben­ admit that we have been wrong is caring, compassionate and were adorned and the student So, considering that Mar­ efits and social security bene­ for a long, long time. Then we non-threatening. section was alive and cheering. quette takes on UWM in most If I remember correctly, that is other sports, why not allow the what a college football game is two teams to grace the basket­ all about - school spirit being ball courts in rivalry? At the very alive and well. And seeing the least, Marquette could experi­ first full season of UWM foot­ ence what is it that gives UWM ball since the 70s? Priceless. its edge: school spirit. The columnist said about the

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DEAN CONTINUED FROM PAGE 1 generation would be inheriting the largest debt and worst polit­ ical condition the county has ever seen. Dean stated that Bush's recent tax break is a major reason that the country is dealing with problems. "Tuition has been raised," Dean said, "property taxes have been raised. We've lost fire, police and first response units. "That wasn't a tax cut, that was a service cut," Dean said. He added that the middle class never got a tax cut and that Bush's budget plan only helped the upper class. Dean also touched on the local issue of the Tyson strik­ ers, giving his support to the workers and thanking the peo­ ple who made food and money donations to the families of the protesting workers. He spoke on the United States' job situation, calling the current high per­ centage of unemployment "an attack on the middle class." "We need jobs, Mr. President," Dean said. "We need to balance America. We need to support small businesses because they offer more and better jobs than any other organizations in this country. Small businesses do not move to other states or to oth­ er countries." Another issue that Dean spoke on was the war in Iraq. "I supported the first Gulf Post photo by Mackenzie Renner War," Dean said, "I felt that one has corrupted that image. are eligible, 96 percent have it. the earth [can have it]." Stepp, along with UW-Madi­ of our allies had been attacked "You'll be hard pressed, after All of our working poor people In closing, Dean said that, son freshman Karen Schwoerer, and he had to come to their two-and-a-half years of this pres­ have health insurance. One-third when he is elected president, 18, agreed that Dean's best idea defense. I supported the war in idency to find too many people of our senior citizens have he would bring unity and hon­ is his plan for universal health Afghanistan because 3,000 of in too many countries who want health insurance. or back to the United States, care. our people had been murdered to be like us, anymore." "We will finally bring univer­ but only because the people "I really like his'plans for and I thought that we had an sal health insurance to every put him there to do that. health care," Schwoerer said. "It's obligation and a duty to defend "Cooperation, not confronta­ man, woman in child in Ameri­ so important, right now." the United States of America. But tion," Dean said would be the "I want to appeal to the very ca," Dean said. He added that the Bethany Young, 21, a senior this time, the President of the motto of his foreign policy. He best in Americans and stop at UW-Madison, said she wasn't United States allowed us to think appealing to the very worst in sure as to who is the best can­ that al Quida and Saddam were Americans," Dean said. "The "We need jobs, Mr. President. We need to didate among the democrats, just like that and that some­ biggest lie that I can tell you is but was impressed by Dean's how, Saddam had something to that, if you vote for me, I can balance America. We need to support small speech. do with 9/11. Two weeks ago fix every problem. You have the he admitted that it wasn't true. businesses because they offer more and power to change the way this "I was leaning towards him country is worked." but I wasn't sure," Young said. "I will never send our sons better jobs than any other organizations in "This will be a country of the "He's a good anti-war candidate. and daughters, brothers and middle class, again," Dead said. I don't think I would cast my sisters and grandchildren to a this country." "You have the power." vote for a democrat who was foreign country in harms way for the war in Afghanistan." without telling the truth to the —Howard Dean Brian Stepp, 18, a political sci­ American people about why ence major at the University of Tom O'Day, 24, a law student they're going there." Wisconsin-Madison was most at UW-Madison and chairman of promised to restore high morals $87 billion that Bush wants for impressed by Dean's energy dur­ the republican party of Dane Listing the fall of the Berlin and dignity back to the United the war in Iraq would cover the ing the speech. . county said that Dean's goals wall, the collapse of the Soviet cost of giving everyone in Amer­ States. "He was awesome," Stepp were unrealistic. Union and the historical strength ica healthcare. * Dean used his accomplish­ said. "I especially liked when he "His speech was pessimistic of the United States military, ments as governor of Vermont "If we can have universal grabbed the microphone from and full of negativity," O'Day Dean said that America used to as examples in supporting his health insurance, the way I off the podium so that the peo­ said. "Students want optimism. have an integrity in the world goals. described it, in a small, rural ple in the back could hear him that other countries strived to "He'll break his promises," state where we balanced the better. It shows that he wants to achieve. He said that the Bush "In my state," Dean said, O'Day said, "just like another budget, surely the most power­ get his message out to the peo­ democrat in town, Jim Doyle, administration's foreign policy "Everybody under 18 has health ful and wealthy on the face of insurance. Ninety-nine percent ple." who raised tuition 30 percent."

FLIP SIDE CONTINUED FROM PAGE 17 The column set on the left side to keep that streak going and rankings.com, has a strength of er, our team is recog­ "The Horizon League has tak­ of the page claimed that, "almost make our dominance more pro­ schedule ranking of 103. nized as one of the elite programs en a leadership position in defin­ every other sport at Marquette liferate, then so be it," said the "Surely a team with such a in the Midwest. Our men's soccer ing a strong personal responsi­ has beaten UWM in recent sea­ columnist. mediocre schedule could sacrifice team these past years has been bility and community service role sons." The second article, published a Grambling or Canisius to play highly ranked in the nation. And for its student-athletes, and its The remainder of the page after UWM football defeated Mar­ an in state, cross-city rival," Kory our league affiliation has nation­ teams, in all sports, are always consisted of two other articles. quette 6-0, attacked UWM, claim­ Kozlowsky, UWM Student Body al recognition, while gaining rep­ extremely competitive," Mybeck Across the top read, "Panthers ing that we lost our attitude. It President, said. utable sponsorships and part­ said. halt Eagles' offensive." Our also called for rest on our con­ "Poor UWM" ranks at 145. nerships. So I digress, sit back and real­ women's soccer team defeated stant request to play them in The Horizon League reached ize this. We are the Panthers. Black Marquette 3-2 in overtime Is money a problem? Because basketball. And for the record, even a UWM student can figure an agreement with Strategic Mar­ and gold through. Professional, Wednesday before their publica­ no we do not think you are too keting Affiliates. Under the agree­ prideful, and proud. tion came out. Underneath the out that the Bradley Center or good to play us. Remember Holy the US Cellular Arena would sell ment, SMA will create and mar­ Put the words away, set down headline was: "UWM deals five-set Cross? ket at a national level, clothing the lab top computer and just loss to reeling team." Again, UWM out as fast as a Dave Mathews They claim that playing us in Band concert. and other products that feature play us. Unless of course, you will defeated Marquette. all league members and marks. basketball would make no sense You claim that UWM is just a be too busy practicing for Cani­ "Almost every sport at Mar­ because they would have to give The SMA has such clients as the sius. quette has beaten UWM in recent mid-major, the JV of Division I? . up a power-house match-up with We gained Division I rights In the meantime, you keep seasons - women's basketball, an Arizona or Notre Dame. only 13 years ago. In our first According to SMA Vice-Presi­ talking and we will keep walking, women's soccer, track - and we I beg to differ. dent John Mybeck, the Horizon don't have to compare our bas­ two seasons our teams only pro­ in stride together, proud of where Marquette, out of 327 NCAA duced a total of one or two win­ League is gaining in national- we have been, excited about what ketball teams. So if our club foot­ stature and awareness. ball teams needs to win Saturday basketball teams ranked by team- ning seasons. Now 13 years lat­ is on our Horizon.