Two Muses Slumming It by Yussef El Guindi Samara Harris Samara Harris Literary Agency samaraharris.com
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[email protected] Cast THALIA: Muse of Comedy, any age, race, or gender (though might be male). MELPOMENE: Muse of Tragedy, any age, race or gender (though might be a woman). SAM: Hopeful actor, male (could also be a woman), any race, early 20s, struggling to emotionally stay afloat. TERPSICHORE: Muse of Dance, any age, race or gender (though might be a woman). (Two Muses in someone’s home. One is MELPOMENE, Muse of Tragedy, the other is THALIA, Muse of Comedy. Thalia looks upset, Melpomene is consoling him.) MELPOMENE There, there. It’s not so bad. It could be worse. THALIA How? Worse how? MELPOMENE Well... THALIA We’ve been downloaded - please note the terminology, “You are to be downloaded”, not “Assigned”, or “Encouraged to inspire”, but “downloaded” into this wreckage of someone’s... (Looking around the living room.) pizza-strewn - is this even a living room? Please note the sea of empty beer cans by the pizza vomit. MELPOMENE It’s two beer cans. THALIA “Downloadable”. That’s how we’re conceived now by the powers that be. We’re part of the gig economy. We’re like something delivered by “Doordash”, or “Uber Eats”. Want to be inspired? We’ll send you a bunch of Muses and you too might become a genius artist. The great Muses in their infinite abilities to be anywhere will come to your place and make your pieces shine, whatever crap you’re working on.