Volume VII Issue No. 11 “The Official Newsletter of Tom Turkey (You Know Who You Are).“ November 1-30, 2002
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Volume VII Issue No. 11 “The Official Newsletter of Tom Turkey (you know who you are).“ November 1-30, 2002 Total Events And Management 2121 S. Priest Drive Suite 111 Tempe, AZ 85282 480.829.8326 www.teamsecurity.net Welcome to the month of November, NOVEMBER EVENTS Sam Bockelman 11/29 hopefully all of you are attending our 11/1: Aerosmith/ Kid Rock @ Cricket Mark Jaramillo 11/29 annual company picnic and having a good 11/2: Tom Petty @ Cricket Rebecca Whitaker 11/29 time. 11/7-10: NASCAR @ PIR November has normally been a slow 11/11: Veteran’s Day T.E.A.M. ANNIVERSARIES month for us, with everyone going home Payday @ 111. 4p-6p. for the holidays and all. Most events will 11/16: Garbage/ No Doubt @ Cricket One year: Sergio Gonzales 11/14 start up again by December. Advance training classes @ 111. Donald Neeman 11/17 Seems like the State fair went well, 1p-5p. didn’t hear any funny or embarrassing 11/19: Tool @ AWA Two years: Michael Diehl 11/8 stories about employees there. If I did it 11/25: Payday @ 111. 4p-6p. would be in the newsletter. Maybe tonight 11/28: Thanksgiving Day- Offices closed. THINGS YOU'D LOVE TO SAY AT will produce some good storytelling. WORK.... Congratulations to T.E.A.M. on their T.E.A.M. BIRTHDAYS nine year anniversary and we wish Mick Charlotte Renton 11/1 1. I see your point, but I still think you're the next nine years! Aaron Flores 11/2 full of crap. Now is the time tp start planning for Roy Perez 11/2 2. I don't know what your problem is, but New Year’s. I’m not talking about Devin Harpool 11/4 I'll bet it's hard to pronounce. planning a party or wondering where Sandra Cass-Lee 11/5 3. How about never? Is never good for you? you’ll be partying at, I’m talking more like Gilbert M urillo 11/5 4. I see you've set aside this special time to hiring a baby sitter, or taking the day off Ricky Christiansen 11/7 humiliate yourself in public. from your full-time job. Maybe even Evaune Winsor 11/8 5. I'm really easy to get along with, once cancelling your wedding or birthday John Woodruff 11/8 you people learn to see it my way. parties. New Year’s Eve will be a blackout Matthew Smith 11/9 6. I'll try being nicer if you'll try being day, and it is one of our biggest and Jose Contreras 11/11 smarter. busiest night of the year. Cheryl Allen 11/12 7. I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave Thanks for tuning in this month, and Cesar Hernandez 11/14 a message... we will see you next month or out at the Andy LaFave 11/14 8. I don't work here. I'm a consultant. coolest events, take care and Happy Sherwin Clah 11/17 9. It sounds like En glish, but I c an't Thanksgiving...... Talia Jackson 11/17 understand a word you're saying. Ed Castor 11/18 10. Ahh...I see the screw-up fairy has visited Roger Coulter 11/18 us again... DISCLAIMER Kevin Miller 11/18 11. I like you. You remind me of when I T.E.A.M. Cents staff does not a ssume liability in any way for anything printed, inferred, or diagr ammed in T.E.A.M. Cents. If at a nytime you Robert Erdmann 11/19 was young and stupid. find anything you read in T.E.A.M. Cents offensive, then by all means Mandee Fernandez 11/19 12. You are validating my inherent mistrust please stop reading immediately. If you should happ en to be inadvertently offended, and continue to read, you do so at your own Octavio Ramirez 11/20 of strangers. risk. If you continue to read this offensive material to yourself, and your lips move while you read, and yo u are in a r oom with anyone who is Rachel Frizzell 11/22 13. I have plenty of talent and vision. I just able to read lips, then YOU and not US are responsible for offending Kathleen Hammond 11/23 don't give a damn. them. The stories and characters you read about in T.E.A.M. Cents are purely fictional. Any similarity to rea l people living or dead , places and Shannon Tiffany 11/28 14. I'm already visualizing the duct tape events is me rely coincid ental. over your mouth. 15. I will always cherish the initial area due to the hidden dangers near and you’re a hard worker, thanks for your help! misconceptions I had about you. inside that old building. This is a very high Billy, your fish love you, give your fish 16. Thank you. We're all refreshed and profile account due to the fact that it is on love, hold them when they’re cold, feed challenged by your unique point of view. the corner of Rio Salado and M ill. them when they’re hungry. When they are 17. The fact that no one understands you Everyone and their dog drives by this ready to spawn, tell me so I can leave the doesn't mean you're an artist. account, sometime during the day so office and give you time with your floating 18. Any connection between your reality remember keep roaming and think that if friends, thanks for your help. and mine is purely coincidental. you do a good job you may be rewarded for Chris I will do my best to help you out 19. What am I? Flypaper for freaks!? your hard work. Lastly, I would like to to the best of my power, let me know if I 20. I'm not being rude. You're just say to everyone on all shifts and locations can do anything, and thank you! Jose thank insignificant. (including the office) we need to have you for your expert opinions, I do 21. It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of better communications with every step of appreciate your help! Steve the power house Karma to burn off. the process. This is very important because of T.E.A.M., thank you for all your help, 22. Do I look like a people person? as all of you know, when someone tells and for showing me the right way to handle 23. I started out with nothing & still have another person something it can be a 250 pound drunk "BUFFET" fan. most of it left. distorted, then the next person tells the next Shannon for all your help, keep up the good 24. Sarcasm is just one more service we and by the time it gets to us in the office it work and let me know if I can help in offer. is something like this "On Centerpoint last anyway. Mick, you’re the boss, and a good 25. Errors have been made. Others will be night a 90 foot tall purple and green giant one, if there is anything I can do let me blamed. big foot was smoking crack and one of our know, if I do anything that you feel I need 26. Whatever kind of look you were going guards punched it in the face and now the to change in my work habits, please tell me for, you missed. giant purple and green big foot is suing us". before you shoot me, thank you again! 27. I'm trying to imagine you with a So please do your paperwork and if Thanks to all of you! personality. there is any further problems do not One more thing, you all should listen to 28. A cubicle is just a padded cell without hesitate to ask someone. Remember there the "DAN PATRICK SHOW" on 860 am a door. are no stupid questions that you can ask, Mon-Fri 10-1pm, it will guide you through 29. Can I trade this job for what's behind unless it is "do we have to write an IR for the day! door #1? the 90 foot Bigfoot smoking crack". If you GO MIAMI! THANKS, MIKE 30. Too many freaks, not enough circuses. see this please write an IR BARNES {A.K.A.} DAN PATRICK. 31. Nice perfume. M ust you marinate in [email protected] it? FIERY ONE'S FORUM 32. Chaos, panic, & disorder-my work RAISING THE BARNES By Kelly Rogers here is done. By Mike Barnes This time of year is my favorite. Fall. 33. How do I set a laser printer to stun? Greetings T.E.A.M., another month has Autumn. (Read: No longer summer. - 34. I thought I wanted a career, turns out I gone by and it was a good one! Yeah!) The weather changes, nights become just wanted paychecks. Thanks to all the employee's that have cooler, you get to break out sweaters and helped me out in covering shifts. Thanks to boots again, and hot chocolate is something BERT'S BUSINESS all of you who are on time, it is very you once again find in a cup instead of By Bert Rawls important to be 15 minutes early to your finding in a candy wrapper that you forgot Hello everyone. How has everybody shifts. Please do not call the "emergency" in your car. been this last month? I know I have been pager to schedule, call the office Traditionally, this is a time of reflection busy and if I am busy that means that all of {480-829-TEAM} 10:00 am to 6:00 pm for and gratitude.