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'The Final Cut' is a p.owerful anti-war album By Shawn McNutt ented music made this album a type drumming and a number of album a lot of fun. Black derserves to be. Fine Arts Editor real landmark. One really pow other spacy things which make a Uhuru's vocals are realiy unique. The Dub Factor is a nice, light erful song which brings a touch very enjoyable album. The voc paced, layed back album that After a much-too-long delay of The Wall into the album is als in reggae music stand by More and more people are get stirs with a newness that can not Pink Floyd is back in pink again. "The Final Cut." The song is themselves. The voices are that ting into reggae and I think it's be bypassed. Check Black Uhuru With their new album The Final about a man contemplating sui of black Rastafarians with a Ja great. It's about time that reggae and their new album out. You Cut Pink Floyd has made the cide. Here are some lyrics to the maican accent which makes the music got recognized because it won't regret it. wait worthwhile. cut: Pink Floyd has always been traveling down the road to suc "Thought I 9ughtta bare my cess hoping to achieve almost a naked feelings new era in music quality. They thought I oughtta tear the cur of definitely have achieved many tains down the richest moments of success I held the blade in trembling and quality in past y:ears with hands Let's make a kiH The Wall and later the movie. prepared to make it but just Both of these things have dug a then the phone rang much deeper ditch in music I never had the nerve to make maybe even a monolithic crater the final cut" in music. If you have ever watched television in the after how she can win, Johnny," Sadist said. rew~ ...._ ________ __ This is one of Pink Floyd's greatest albums and perhaps one noon, it is inevitable that you will find several "All she has to do is to take a red-hot branding inane game shows throughout the selection of of their mightiest endeavers. It iron to the face without screaming," Johnny Roger Waters, .the genius of channels. These shows lack a great deal of intelli said. is too bad that maybe the best gence and are designed mainly for empty-headed The Wall and The Final Cut is band in music history will no housewives and bored, senile old farts. Sally stands while a cute assistant comes out not exactly the most cheery of longer be around. I thank them and puts the steaming iron to Sally's face. Sally fellows but he knows how to for going out with an album like First of all you would need a nice snappy title clenches her teeth to the excruciating pain. The write music. Waters has seemed The Final Cut. They will be like "Bleeding for Dollars," "Lets,Make a Kill," smell of burning flesh becomes apparant and the to have gotten out of his ultra missed. "The Wheel of Death" or "Truth or Guts." Can pain becomes too much for Sally. Sally lets out a depressed state and calmed you imagine what a game show would be like if wailing scream and falls to the floor unconscious. down a little. It must not have • • • • • • • the contestants risked life and limb to win money "Looks like Sally lost. It's up to Jack Hoff to try Black Uhuru, perhaps one of been easy for him to write about and prizes. It would probably be something like and win now. Tell him what he must do to win his tom and unhappy life in The the greatest reggae bands of this: Johnnny," Sadist said. Wall." In The Final Cut, Waters today has a new album out seems to have bghteneo on the called The Dub Factor and it is "Hello folks, my names Sam Sadist and wel "Mr. Hoff must run in front of a firi!li souad depression theme a bit. The wonderful. There are a lot of come to 'Let's Make a Kill'. Today on the show armed with machine guns and live to win," Final Cut is dedicated to Waters' bands that have the nerve to call we have three contestants who are competing for Johnny SaJa. father Eric Fletcher Waters who themselves reggae bands and are $100,000. The contestant who is still alive after the . died in World War ll. The album just trash. Black Uhuru estab show will win this prize plus a trip to sunny Bei Hoff runs through the firing squad and recieves 10 bullet wounds. Miraculously, Hoff survives. has a strong anti-war theme that lished their reggae roots several rut. Our contestants today are George Doop, Sally Excreeto and Jack Hoff. Tell our first contestant " You won $100,000 Mr. Hoff. That's just is by far the best anti-war album years ago and are definitely not enough to pay for your hospital bill. Would you I have heard. A lot of time and among the horde of those George Doop what he has to do, Johnny," Sadist said. like to try for our double or nothing contest?" effort went into this album and pseudo regg~ music tJlakers. Sadist said. it shows. It is a spectacular Black Uhuru is on the top of the "Well, Mr. Doop has to crawl through 500 feet achievement, not so mucl1 as pile and know what true reggae of broken glass and razor blades naked with his "Sure, why not?" Hoff bleeds. The Wall, but it is effective. music is. feet and hands tied behind his back," Johnny "What you have to do is to take this knife and When I listen to the radio and Black Uhuru are true Rastafa said. stab it into your stomach and not bleed," Sadist hear Top-40 songs I ask myself rians in every sense of the word. Doop is tied and put at the beginning of the said. "What is this song about?" Usu They are extremely experienced long stretch of broken glass. He makes it 20 feet Hoff loses the money and his life when he ally songs on the radio are not in the art of reggae music and and then dies of blood loss. His corpse is dumped plunges the knife into his gut, spraying blood about anything at all. Pink Floyd The Dub Factor proves this. I in a pile of losers from the previous week. across the stage. is an exception to this. They have always been intrigued by "Well, Mr. Doop, you lost, but your widow will "That's our show for the day. Looks like Mr. ~¥~ve something to say and it's a the uniqueness of reggae music be sent a complementary 'Let's Make a Kill' T Hoff lost. Tune in tommorow when we dip a con powerful message. and the Rastafarian religion. shirt," Johnny said. testant in a vat of boiling oil," Sadist said. There was something bother- The Dub Factor has a point to "Our next contestant is Sally Excreeto. Tell her Now that's entertainment. ing me as I listend to the album say to the world like most reg and that was The Final Cut is gae music does while maintain Pink Floyd's final album. I ing a danceable and creative couldn't shake the feeling that beat. The music was meant to the band is actually breaking up. skank to. It's like losing a close friend. The Dub Factor has a number Waters lyrics and the bands of creative methods of display the best way to -brighten strange sound effects and their ing the music. They use elec ability to create some really tal- tronic voices, echos, steel jungle your day · Hey Bud, Let's ~lJOittJ/dg Party!! &flo"'. There's gonna be a summer ski party. June 12th-June 13th. Everyone who isn't going to Hawaii is invited. Ticket price includes water Stop in skiing and food. Purchase tickets and more information from Bryan Koch or Brad Strosahl. At McDonald's .

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