The Banger's Flopera
The Banger’s Flopera a musical perversion by Kirk Wood Bromley Characters: Mac the Knife – a gangsta Shag – a beggar Mr. Poachem – a businessman Mrs. Poachem – his wife Polly Poachem – their daughter Ed, Susan, Walter – Mac’s gang Tiger Brown – Chief of Police Crackpot – a private assassin Nitwit – his partner Hairy – a porn producer Seed, Candy, Loosy – porn perfomers MC of the Narcipelago Nightclub Mr. Fried Bald Eagle Eggs Various bangers The boomguy Store clerk Store security A sissy Scene 1. The Narcipelago Nightclub, Manhattan. Patrons mingling, band playing, Shag serving. During the song, Mac’s gang (Ed, Susan, Walter) kill and rob the patrons. MC- Everybody havin’ a bad time? Good, Cuz here at the Niteclub Narcipelago, We aim to displease, so even when we miss, It’s a hit. Now, here’s the rules I beg you break: Turn off all scruples, touchstones, and weepers; Distorting devices are strictly permitted; Kindly abstain from unwrapping candy, Tho you may, urge be ornery, lift her skirt; If nature calls, let the machine get it; As for fire exits, exit and I fire. Tonight’s conformance is shot to you by A Fuck God so inscrutably ensconced In your vital biopathic interests, That should your made-in-Africa minds Find him slightly more takesome than handsome, There ain’t shit you can do about it. He’s won countless corrupted honors, 1 Including the “I Hope This Mass Grave Meets With Your Undying Approval” Award From the Institute of Shady Puppets. His voice can be heard in torture malls And shopping chambers all round this lovely Parking blot planet, thanks in no small part To his owning all preformational Distribution channels; and his sex-life, Digitally cross-format remastered Into a pixel-rich promo flash clip Wherein profitable boredom consumes Politically expedient terror, Can now be shared by simply sitting there.
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