. The DAILY RAG Volume o Number 0 seiVing absolutely no one. March 32, 1971 Beef Slovak seizes• SBP office In a move unprecedented in "The Beef Slovak Memorial developed when newly-elected Notre Dame Student Government Library." SBP John Barkett came to oc History, National Student Slovak said he intends to bring cupy the executive office on the Association Coordinator Beef the deposed SBP and SBVP to third floor of LaFortune Student Slovak staged a bloody coup last trial "in a totally democratic Center. night and seized the office of way." He also said that bail was Slovak refused at first to Student Body President from being denied the two leaders. evacuate the office, expressing SBP Dave Krashna. As he was being removed from surprise. "It was Krashna's last The coup raised spectres of a his office for the last time, day'? I though he had another ·total Civil War on Campus this Krashna was heard to declare, year to go!" week. ''Et tu, Slovak'?" Barkett refused to remove The action, totally unexpected Slovak replied with what has Slovak forcibly, saying, "After since yesterday was the last of become the laamg slogan of his careful investigation, we have Krashna 's term of office, was one-day-old administration, "Off discovered that the state of In carried out in total secrecy the people! Power to the Pigs! diana does not have a crane before some two to three hundred oink, oink!" strong enough to lift Beef." Upon what seemed sober Barkett withdrew to spectators and drooling office- Beef Slovak standing with co-conspirator know only as Ralph prior to seekers. reflection, however, he added in Morrissey Hall to await the Krashna and his vice perfect Latin, "Ipso facto, Coup results of a recount of last the SBP coup. president, Mark Winings, were ce grace, savoir faire, et cum month's SBP elections. Slovak plannmg counter-coups. Devils against Poilice last seen being carried to spititu tuo." suggested that a recount might Tom Thrasher, heading a Authority), and . AUNT (Allied Slovak's tower-prison-for Latin scholars have refused to show himself to be the winner in a group known only as Students for United Network fighting political-enemies. The location is reveal the source of that oar close race. Thra-sher-Murray, reportedly is Totalitarianism,) have joined secret but several passers-by ticular eulog:r to Krashna 's ad- In the small hours of the demanding a recount of last forces to oppose McAleer. reported it was on the 14th floor of mmistration. morning, at least three secret year's SBP race as the price for Neither were available for the structure soon to be named At 12:01 this morning, trouble societies were rumored to be his support of the Slovak junta. comment on this possiblity. Frank McAleer, Flanner Hall As this paper went to press, the Senator and local power broker, Student Government offices were released a statement to the effect still held by Slovak and his "Beef Burpchaell named cosmic deity; that he would move against the Trust." Armed personnel Student Government Offices carriers were Ireported on the today. "If necessary," stated North Quad . and ROTC cadets takes over post of Trinity McAleer, "I will call an aerial were arming themselves with attack on my own position in rocks and spears on the South by Animal Trainer order to capture LaFortune." Quad. For further reports from Two other groups, GRANDPA the armed camps, see page 21. The Universe's Board of 8:00 lecture- m. kamil Kunstler here Friday dziewanowski, boston u.: the decembrist by Mike O'Hare revolt in poland: fall of Jr., Stokely Carmichael, H. Rap Civil liberties lawyer Willia1 Brown and Adam Clayton gomulka, library Kunstler will speak Friday, April auditorium. Powell. 2, at 8:30p.m. in Stepan Center as The topic of Kunstler's address the 1971 Senior Class Fellow, has not been released. Students 8: 00 lecture- rita cassidy, according to selection committee smc: death in africa, must present their I.D. cards for member Jim D'Aurora. admission. The non-University architecture Kunstlcr ,·atapulted to fame auditorium. public will be admitted by in during his defense of the vitation only. Chicago St•ven and has defended The Phi Beta Kappa graduate many other national figures of Yale and Columbia Law School Underclassmen ·· Anyone including Martin Luther King, is expected to arrive late tonight. planning to stay in their room He will hold a press conference past 12 noon Thursday, May· Fr. Whelan to speak Friday morning at 10: 15 in the 20, should contact the Ac The Notre Dame chapter of the Donor's Room of the Morris Inn. comodations Committee P.O. Young Americans for Freedom After the conference, Kunstler is Box ~59 N.D. Indiana will present Rev. Edgar Whelan, expected to spend the day visiting CATHERINE DENEUVE is an April Fool C.S.C., currently Grace Tower classrooms and attending in rector, speaking on "The Drug formal gatherings. Problem at Notre Dame" Kunstler has written ten books Thursday, Aprill at 7:30p.m. in and numerous articles for the Grace Tower pit. Admission periodicals. He is the tirrd Bottles. cans and on tar), is free. recipient of the award the three best beers in America ·- is Blatz. Nickie's New Opening Hour 11 :00 an1 Special--$1.25 a pitcher (PBR) from 11 a.m. to 7 p.m. Also featuring turkey, ham and other special sandwiches. Open House Thursday, April 1 3-5 4th Floor LaFortune Bring Your Ideas It's the Student Union rne Observer is published daily during the college semester except vacatinns by the students of the University of Notre Dame and St. Mary"; College. Subscriptions rna·: be purchased f'lr $8 from The Observer, Box 11, Notre Dame, In<'. 46556. Second class postage paid, Goodoldblatzisbest. Notre Dame, Ind. 46556. Calley draws life at hard labor FT. BENNING, Ga. Other appointees include According to Barkett -the Student Body PresidentJohn Research and Development position would "involve all the various commissions in student Barkett highlighted his cabinet commissioner Ed Ellis who will government by providing advise announcements yesterday by resign as Observer News editor and coordination in specific co appointing Bill Wilka to the newly after the Easter break. Ellis education problems." Bill Wilka John Barkett created position of coeducation plans to emphasize "practical coordinator. student concerns." "Liason work with the ad Badin hall Vice-president and ministration, especially with the Observer news writer Bob Co-education planning com Higgins was appointed to the mittee, which may be named in Refugee Aid Program seeks help position of Hall Life com the near future," was also noted missioner along with fellow news as an "important" aspect of A call for workers to spread the King Jr. and the Kent State concerts, religious services and writer Fred Schaefer who will Wilka's commission. work about the Refugee Aid disaster respectively. The money ·discussions designed to stimulate become the Public Relations Wilka thought the job involved Program (R.A.P.) was issued saved by abstaining from the community. director in the new ad "two levels" of action: yesterday · by the project's luxuries such as records, alcohol, Lammers said R.A.P. will have ministration. -purely student decided such , organizer, the Non-Violence unnecessary travel, new clothes, a great personal affect on par Former Assistant Judicial as student government merger Programr The project is designed cigarettes and drugs, might be ticipants that will be "just as Coordinator Dave Tushan was procedure and to help some 6 to 7 million donated to R.A.P. Donations will important" as the affect on those appointed to succeed outgoing -"administratively decided" refugees created by the war in also be accepted from those who in Vietnam. He also listed other coordinator Rich Urda. such as residencies,dining halls Southeast Asia. continue to enjoy luxuries. advantages noting thwt it is not and university rules concerning Lyons hall stay senator Fred student conduct. Dave Lammers, a spokesman - All abstainers are asked to time consuming and non Guiffrida will assume the post of for the project, said yesterday write one letter a day to alumni in partisan. "We think this is a way Academic Affairs Commissioner. "In the area of administrative that R.A.P. is not a mass political their home town or area. The for students, faculty, ad SBVP Orlando Rodrigues, action students donot have the movement but "essentially backers hope that by appealing to ministrators, alumni and friends fromer Human Affairs com power to make the actual humanitarian and non-partisan." the alumni they will be able to . to actively respond to the intense decisions but the administrators missioner, will be succeeded by can be influenced and perhaps The project has three parts. gain additional financial support. suffering of millions of Southeast Sorin sophomore Steve For They are: - In addition to aiding the Asian people," Lammers said. pe.rsuaded by student concern," tunate. Wilka added. - A request that all members refugees, the project should bring The project is strictly personal An off-campus resident, John of the Notre Dame-St. Mary's a new sense of community to its and could reverse apathy Drost, was named the new off SMC Student Body President community abstain from all participants, according to towards the war which, ac campus Commissioner and Kathy Barlow clarified the dual luxuries between April 4 and May Lammers. "We're trying to get cording to Lammers, is caused Cavanaugh junior, Dave Lah will nature of the special commission. 4. These dates are anniversaries people to talk to one another," he by an "impotent feeling" of one's become the new Community She noted that both com of the death of Martin Luther added. There will be free movies, continued on page 8 missioners will have a common Relations Commissioner. staff. Wilka, former student Miss Barlow saw as a first area on campus ltzternational Festival government academic affairs of concern the already approved commissioner, will co-head a merger of the Notee Dame today.;.. "free lance" commission with an Student Affairs Office and the to be staged Saturday as yet unnamed St. Mary's girl. SMC Dean of Students office. a regular observer feature chairman Vinod Khera, a Ph.d. 3:00 lecture-paul w. An International Festival will candidate from India stated. be staged this Saturday, April3rd cherington, harvard, "Cheerleaders are exclusive to our transportation in O'Laughlin Auditorium, beginning at 7:30. the United States," Khera said, problem: how can we when asked why they were solve it, library The festival will include; participatipg," and most people auditorium. classical Indian dances (in don't realize that. They represent cluding a candle dance), a world a certain aspect of American 3:30 lecture- tony bill, famous Chinese Lions dance, culture which will be explained at sophomore literary Mexican dances, Dominican the program." festival, the new Republic Magic show, a screenwritirig, library Polynesian Hula dance from the "This is the first time that an Fred Guiffrida Ed Ellis lounge. island of Tonga, instrumental event of this magnitude has been music from a number of coun organized in this community. tries, truly American Indian There is no doubt in my mind that Researchand Development Edward Ellis Badin 8:00 lecture- charles anyone who takes the trouble of . o-ed Cootdinator Bill Wilka Off-Campus gordone, sophomore dance, singing from various countries, and American coming to Festival night will be Hall Life Robf'rt Higgins Badin literary festival, Human Affairs Steve Fortunato Sorin washington haiL cheerleading group, Brazilian pleasantly surprised at the jazz and possibly a Japanese judo quality of talent that we have Academic Affairs Fred Guiffrida Lyons show. been able to put together. The Public Relations Fred Schaefer Grace "The reason we have American event is free and even if we had ( ommunit)' ttelatwns Dave Lah Cavan. participation is because it would charged $2 it would have been nd-smc not be a truly international still worth anyone's time," Khera ~[t y~~~~;i1pus ·~~~~~~~~an ~!~~=~pus ~\\! program without it," program claimed. ~~~~;::::;::::::::::::~:::::::::;:::::::::::::::::::::;:;:;;:;::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::;;::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::~ _P_a_:::g~e_4 ______,______''1jf!_~ 0~------A_p_ri_l _1,_1_97_1_ Glen ~Corso THE OBSERVER The AN INDEPENDENT STUDENT NEWSPAPER Forgotten GlenS. Co~. Editor-in--Otief John Abowd, Exeeutfve Editor Bruce Riecl( lhliSiness Manaser People Why, this is very midsummer madness. After the bombs stop exploding, the bullets whining and the mortar -Wm. Shakespeare, Twelfth Night shells crashing the residual horror of the Vietnamese war will make itself known. A Senate subcommittee has estimated that there are over seven millon refugees in Southeast Asia. That's a group of people as large as the population of New York City wandering around with no homes, little food and no hope. Many of them were caught in American FOUNDED NOVEMBER 3, 111& NOTRE DAME,INDIANA bombing raids and others found themselves in the middle of battles between North and South Vietnamese. Their problems have a low priority in the South. There are other more pressing matters, such as the prosecution of the war. Besides when you have no money, no job and don't own any property your politcal influence iligible. Ever since the first World War, Ia guerre has meant total war, in A New and Partial llope volving the entire civilian population in actual battle, rather than· mere home front effort. World War Two saw the inception of terror The Refugee aid Program (R.AP.) established itself ra::ent]y, pledging to bombing civilian populations, in an effort to weaken their reolve. lhole reestablish homes, resupply food and reengineer dignityi nt re war-torn nation le recover some of the necessary burna n things lost in this that almost a millon civilians hve been killed in the effort. Others were pestilential war, and that's a good thJng. displaced, and some of them were injured. The Refugee Aid Program is such a thing, and its advent is bng overdue. The magnitude of the problem is staggering. These people are Abstinance is a tradition older than Christianity; it is predicated on the destitute and any person or agency assuming responsibility for them possibility that man can overcome the selfishness so basi! to his nature and must provide them with virtually all the necessities of life. The typical dedicate hls soul to something larger, .and more far-reaching, than himself. It is response to this situation has been to establish huge camps and shunt all the refugees to them. The camps, often become dirty, disease tradition curiously wedded to this season, and the suggested date for the ridden, overcrowded slums that sometimes create greater problems beginning of this abstenan ce-thede ath-day of Martin Lu therK ing----c annot help than thev solve as the Middle East proves. butremind us that there was at least one man who did indeedovercome. The Program is not the proouctof a oonch of ideologues. It purports to pass no Whatever a person's opinion on the war, it must be admitted that judgement on the present conflagration. Rather, it is humanitarian h every Americans have a responsibility to help the refugees in Southeast seme of theword; it's design is to restore the dignity of refugees suffering in Viet Asia. These people are innocent victims of a conflagration that most have little interest in. When and if peace does come to the area the Namand enhance the dignity of men donating here. governments will be faced with a tremendous task. Most of these But the process is not entirrely a grim one. Rather, it mere¥ substitutes governments now require massive aid from the U.S. to stay ~float inexpensive pleasures for expensive ones. There's goingtob eheeconc erts and a economically and there is little reason to suppose that they wtll not ca mpout overt IE month of abstinence, if all goes well; arrangements are being need when hostilities die down. made forintelligent political discussi WELL, ?ERSONA.Ll• .''(, 'I. Money, is the most important thing in a project like this. Petitions, n.II~V, W~''IE. (:JJI A phamphlets, leaflets, newspaper exhortations are. helpful, but unless WA'iS ~ro r()() ~E.T. .. the produce money and a goodly sum, then they wtll all be for nought. I I The .cause is a worthy one. The sums raised will be used alleviate ;uffering. Americans supposedly have a streak of charity running ~ :hrough them. Let's hope tha tit comes through at Notre Dame. ~********************************J * Head Fool: Lunkus * * Headliner: Boozer ! * Layout: Barrett, Marty Dingle * : Varityper: Bill Clemency ! * Special Guests: Joe Abell & Jamesy * ~ Knight T!'iumverate: .Jitn Amy, & Ann ! * Cameo Roles: Abowd, TrainP", Debby, * * Jan, Larry, Bill, Poobah * : News Editor: Johni Abowd ! * Sports Editor: Jim Donaldson * ~ Managing Editor: Don Ruane ! * Editorial Editor: T.C. Treanor * :*********************************~ April 1, 1971 Page 5 oing home for Easter? Bill and Gordone appear today STUDENT UNION'S BUSES TO O'HARE by Steve Lazar Bill, who has acted in such turned to playwriting seven years Observer Campus Editor films as 'Come Blow Your Horn,' ago. 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Observer Sports Writer Yea, that's when those guys that look like a cross between Director of Club Sports and dress up in gym shorts, put on hockey sticks and tennis raquets. assistant to 'Nappy' Napolitano O'Leary exJ>ects a very Spring is here .. .I think. And football cleats, jam those But all kidding aside, lacrosse in the Interhall Office. physical game from the Ashland with it comes warm days, trips to gladiator helmets on their heads is billed as the 'fastest game on Returning fromlast year's College squad here on Saturday. the dunes and lacrosse. and chase a little hard rubber two feet.' It's a rough and tumble, team are standouts Kenny Lund, at 2 PM. The Ashland team is knock down, drag 'em out sports Eddie Hoban and goalie Jerry coached by the football coach at: and requires great amounts of Kammer. Lund and Kammer, Ashland and the squad consists of skill, endurance and speed, not to both seniors, were nominated to numerous football players. JIM MURRAY mention courage. the Midwestern Lacrosse Club The Notre Dame Lacrosse Club All-Star team by the Midwestern As far as an outlook for the team has all of these traits in- Lacrosse Club Coaches remainder of the season, O'Leary terspersed throughout its 41 man Association last year. expects the stiffest competition to roster that includes plenty of new The team will play a total of come from Ohio University @ 1t71, LOS Alllleles TitMI faces as well as standout seven games (one was already He also expects the· team to be returnees from last year's squad. played on March 22nd) and will vastly improved by the end of the And this year the team has a host a tournament here at Notre season. bona fide coach. Dame on the 1st and 2nd of May. That man is Rich O'Leary, a In its first game this spring, the 'There are seventeen VERO BEACH-I have seen guys who were plumbers who wished graduate of Nassau Community team trounced the University of sophomores on the club with little they were ballroom dancers. I have seen guys who go to the office College on Long Island, and Cinncinnatti Lacrosse Club 16-3. experience. But by the end of the every day but wish they could climb down into a submarine or up a Courtland State in upper New Lund led the attack with 6 goals season they ought to have enough mountain instead. York. O'Leary served as a coach while Hoban and Dave Jurusik experience to make this a dif Coal miners who go down one mile into the silicosis damp every for Cornell University's fresh- added three apiece. Four others, ferent club.' morning must yearn for a job in the sunlight. A char lady imagines man l:lrrm::sP tPam this fall.but Laffey, Brown, Bingle and An- herself as the belle of the ball. The farmer envies the riverboat gambler. The concert pianist would rather play ragtime and have dancehall • Corr-Cavs reported close girls muss his hair or teenagers squeal at his rock solos. The opera CLEVELAND (UPI) - Notre Carr's attorney, Jerry Davis of Fitch said that "At times, singer gets to hate Verdi, the violinist wishes Stradivarius had stuck New York, said he has spoken to cabinet-making. Dame's Austin Carr, the No. 1 Sidney Wicks fell below Jim Lots of people feel trapped by their occupations. But I have never pick in the National Basketball with Cavaliers owner Nick Mileti McDaniels and Howard Porter in Association player draft Monday, about a contract and "we're not the forward list and the center seen a $110,000-a-year contract executive go more unwillingly to his far apart." place of business every day than Curtis Charles Flood. says he will sign with the position was always changing. Curt Flood's place of business is center field. Office hours are Cleveland Cavaliers, the team "I have a feeling we could . We feel we got the best man who usually 8-11 at night. I have seen guys go down a manhole with more that selected him. come to agreement without any was available at his position." enthusiasm. Curt feels worse than trapped by his business. He feels "No, I don't see any doubt that tremendous hassling," said Both McDaniels and Porter are enslaved. In the great tradition of Emile Zola and Lincoln Steffens, he I'll play for Cleveland," the 6'3" Davis, who admits reports of locked by American Basketball has written a book against it. He has made 20th Century baseball look guard and UPI player of the year Carr asking for a $1.4 contract Association teams. like 19th Century England. Charles Dickens could not paint a more said. "I like the whole situation in deal are "within range." bleak picture. Cleveland." Fitch said Carr is "someone of He is in baseball but not of it. Baseball's posture is that everybody in Cavalier coach Bill Fitch, The Cavaliers, given first draft superstar status" who "fits into whose first year team finished choice for its record and a coin our plans of running and it loves it. "I would play for nothing," is what center fielders are shooting." supposed to say. "See how he loves the game!" broadcasters are with a 15-67 record, said Carr was toss, picked Carr over two other supposed to point out. The public attitude of the player is supposed to chosen because he was "the best top candidates, Sidney Wicks of "We could have won a lot more be gratitude, humility, and "God bless you, Mr. Busch, for giving me man who was available at his UCLA and Elmore Smith of ~ames this year with him at this opportunity to make money at something I love." position." Kentucky State. guard," Fitch said. The pressures in baseball are supposed to be self-imposed. Which • doesn't make them any the less crushing. Curt Flood, quite clearly, would rather make $10,000 a year painting oils than $110,000 catching Gustafson ranked 1n top ten baseballs. This way, he can't be sure his art is good. The way it is, he Dick Arrington finished third in '71 campaign. can't know whether the collectors buy it because he's a great art.ist or Notre Dame heavyweight Phil a great batter. It's the ultimate in dignity. A guy on the Left· Bank of '64, Gustafson set Notre Dame Gustafson's fine tournament Gustafson wrapped up the most records for the most victories in showing earned him a. ranking the Seine with a beret and holes in his shoes is better off. successful season ever by an But Flood might have gone along lifting that bat, toting that ball, one season, 28, and for most pins among the NCAA's top ten Irish wrestler by posting a 2-2 in one season, 18, during the '70- heavyweights. except that he got bartered away to another plantation. The baseball record in the NCAA wrestling player is the last American to be outside the Constitution. The championships last week at Emancipation Proclamation doesn't apply to centerfielders. Auburn University. If a fellow doesn't particularly want to play baseball in the first Gustafson, whose overall Rowers start Saturday place, he certainly doesn't want to do it in Philadelphia. Curt felt as if record this year was 28-4-1 got off he had been transported back a hundred years when he got traded to to fine start in the NCAA tour by Joe Passiatore groups have been under the guidance of captain Bill Toppler, Philadelphia. As if he were made to stand on a block while a general nament by winning his first two Observer Sportswriter manager said, "Look, all his teeth, legs, and his back straight and matches. The 245-pound Irish and have been prepping for strong, never had a sick day in his life. What am I offered for this giant decisioned Mike Jacques The 1971 Notre Dame crew club Saturday's race for almost three young buck? Guaranteed to get 200 hits, cause no trouble, and sing of NYC in the opening round and, will open its season against St. weeks. spitituals and play the· banjo." in his second match, pinned Thomas of St. Paul, Minnesota Mechenbier conceded that last Black players may be more sensitive than whites to the notion of Oregon's Jack Moran in 4:58. and Grand Valley of Grand year's team was somewhat of a what the sporting press calls "the auction block." Which is not sur Jacques is the NCAA Eastern Rapids, Michigan, Saturday at· disappointment, however, he ' nrisine:. Curt Flood wasn't Darline: Nellie Grav or Old Black Joe. Regional champion while Moran two o'clock in Mishawaka. CClub reasoned that the year of ex He took Baseball to court. The game reacted as if he was throwing at is a two-time Pacific Eight president Dan Mechenbier an perience gained by many of the its neaa, or coming in wuh spikes tugit. L:ut l<'looa was cnallengmg tne champ. nounced that arrangements had varsity rowers would result in traditional concept of a ballplayer as chattel. Or, as cattle. In the semifinal round Greg been made to transport any improvement over last year. While the case languished in the courts, Curt got on a plane and Wojciechowski of Toledo, the potential spectators, by bus, to Mechenbier added that this decided to go where they didn't know what a centerfielder was and eventual winner of the the site of the races. The bus will Saturday's performance would where you couldn't buy The Sporting News. The most famous litigant depart from the circle at one h~avyweight division, handed be a good indication of how Notre in American sports was just another guy with an easel and a bottle of Gustafson his first setback of the thirty. Dame will fare in the MACRA vodka in the Tivoli Gardens in Copenhagen. tourney by pinning the Irish star. Tfie club has been divided into (Mid America Crew Racing The Phil~! delphia Phillies, who are used to it, were the big losers Gustafson was also pinned in Association) tournament later on meanwhile. But, Baseball held smelling salts to their noses and said three flites; varsity junior' the wrestlebacks, losing to Tom varsity, and freshmen. All three in the season. confidently' :·Don't worry, he can't do that to us." As far as the Luttrel of Oklahoma. Phillies were concerned, he already had. He had refused to report, and The first Irish grappler to Baseball refused to rescind the trade. Curt Flood was out $106,000, the qualify for the National since Phillies were out a centerfielder. But Baseball was still full of fight. But when Washington owner Bob Short decided to construct a kind of Devil's Island in the middle of a game, he sought permission to sign Flood. The game granted it. The game was mightily afraid that the Interhall little singles hitter was about to unload a grand slam on them in the top of the ninth in the Supreme Court. This spring the Interhall office HARLEM will sponsor : Meanwhile, Flood had written his book, the best thing said about which in the locker rooms was that it was "bitter." It's bitter in the TRACK MEET sense a grand jury murder indictment is. "Enraged" would be a 6LOBETROTTERS better adjective. Events include the 60 yd. low Curt is back at Wshington playing for the sheer money of it. He is as hurdles, mile run, 4 lap relay, 60 Sudany, April 11 3:30 p.m. apprehensive as a guy going down a dark cellar to investigate a growl. yd. dash, 440 yd. run, 880 yd. run, ACC He responded to questions the other day at Vero Beach with the tight 8 lap relay, high jump and broad ND and SMC Discounts lipped suspicion of a guy who has just been subpoinaed while leaving jump. Deadline for entries in Ticket prices the country. April 2. The meet will take place $4--No discount "Look!" he finally exploded. "I just don't wanna talk about it! A guy April 6. Call 8975 or 6100 for in $3--Purchase for $2 (Limit 2) can bury himself with his own words. This game is hard enough, and formation. $2--No discount I've been gone for over a year. I'm having enough trouble. I'm very GOLF sensitive about it. It's tough enough to hit the curveball when you can General Admissions--$1.50 concentrate." An 18 hole individual handicap Purchased day of game, only: I get the felling it's a good thing Curt Flood is a two-strike hitter. tournament. Players must sign Because he's starting the season 0-and-2. I tmay not be a good thing up in pairs since rounds will be Must present ID Card he's a centerfielder. Every $100-a-week hat hat who hates his job sits played in twosomes. However, For Discount at ACC out there and he may not be ready to understand why a $5,000-a-week individual scores will be counted. outfielder hates this. Call8975 or 6100 for information. ----~------ Page 8 71/E 0~ April 1, 1971 ~~Se~rv~~e:t~~or~:~~!~~~~on P~rese~nts ;;;;;;;;;;;;~~P-rovost succeeds Trinity; ~ THE BOYS IN THE BAND promises many· reforms continued from page 1 "clean up heaven." "I've noticed the job. in response to a question, "they too. much crud on the floor." the The 36-year-old diety was born don't know it yet, but they only new diety said, and he intimated in Bethlehem underneath a large have fifteen minutes to get the that he might employ former star and a full moon. Saturday April 3 1, 3: 15, 5:30 hell out of there." NSA coordinator and master cf Continued in the next millenium. No replacement was an political intrigue Beef Slovak for nounced for the Holy Ghost. It is Sunday April 4 I, 3: 15, ~5: 30 believed that. Burpchaell will assume most of the duties Pranksters raid himself. In his inauguration address, Don Mooney's Merry continuing his beat. Washington Hall Admission $1.00 delivered thirty-eight seconds Pranksters staged a precedent Once inside the hall, however, after his appointment was JTiade breaking panty raid on Dillon the raid was permanently halted official, Burpchaell promised to Hall last night, climaxing their by a member of the Dillon hall end the blackout on Notre celebration of the rites of spring. staff. Dame's south quad. "I will say The raid was momentarily Preceeding the abortive raid, 'let there be light,' and there will stopped by a campus security the Pranksters held a "gathering be light," Burpchaell said lightly. guard walking out of Dillon. He of friends" in the second floor Burpchaell also promised to did little more than eye the ball room of the LaFortune end war. conquer poverty, and crowd, estimated at 100, before StudRnt Center. turn Notre Dame President Rev. Theodore M. Hesburgh into a pumpkin. "That old coot's been in .Refugee Aid Program my way too long," said Burp ehaell. while praising the continued from page 3 to discuss the possibility of University President's work in R.A.P. support. Lammers said Civil Rights. abilitv to bring change. He said reports of the area's situation, Burpchaell also promised to R.A.P. provides a means to how it developed and how the reduce suffering that is not money is used will be av"!ilable if FABULOUS 'LtO's provided by leafletting and the details are worked out. FILM FESTIVAL speaking. R.A.P. has received the sup The Non-Violernce Program has port of Univeristy President Whatever you're hunting for, Tonite three potential sources for Theodore M. Hesburgh, the Non You'll find it in the APRIL FOOLS donations. They are the Catholic Violence steering committee and 7:30 Refugee Aid Program, the U.N. noted campus conservative Chris "Duffy's Tavern" Refugee Assistance Program, Wolfe. 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Beef Slovak Seizes SBP Office
