THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN COLLEGIAN Tuesday, March 3, 2015 • Volume 123 No. 116 • collegian.com
Opinion Tuesday Speeches to Congress are normal, Tuesday’s speech is not Paul Hazelton | page 4
Best TV spin-offs include ‘The Colbert Report,’ ‘CSI: Miami,’ ‘Law & Order: SVU’ Hunter Goddard | page 9
CSU women’s hoops can clinch a share of MW title with win against Nevada U + 3? S am Lounsberry | page 8 New climbing gym coming to Fort Collins Madsion Brandt | page 6 + +
Kate Knapp COLLEGIAN By Emily Vavra choose to ignore it and risk potential plus 2,'” Christensen said. “We’re just Other ideas include a full bed- The Rocky Mountain Collegian legal consequences by living over oc- looking for a student compromise room policy, which would allow as cupancy, according to CSU sopho- with the city.” many occupants as bedrooms, or lift- The Associated Students of Col- more Heather Dingbaum. After crafting three different ap- ing zoning requirements in certain orado State University are proposing “I feel like it’s so disregarded now proaches, Christensen and ASCSU areas that currently fall under “U plus an initiative to reduce student hous- anyways,” Dingbaum said. “I think Deputy Director of Legislative Affairs two,” according to Bruce. ing costs in Fort Collins. that it is really dumb, because it was Sarah Bruce brought their ideas in “There’s also some zones that The city’s current occupancy or- created forever ago." front of the City of Fort Collins legis- are exempt from the ‘U plus 2’ policy, dinance — the “U plus two” law — re- After receiving feedback from lative review committee earlier this such as the District and different stricts the amount of people that can students about increasing housing semester. apartment complexes,” Bruce said. live together in one house. It limits costs, ASCSU Director of Govern- “We thought of doing possibly “We thought about maybe somehow occupancy to three unrelated people, mental Affairs Jake Christensen said “Me plus 3” because a lot of the hous- expanding those to neighborhoods or a family and one other person. amending “U plus two” was a possible es around the area have enough bed- around campus where we have a lot Because of the higher costs re- solution. rooms for at least four occupants,” of students living.” sulting from the law, many people “We’re not trying to get rid of 'U Bruce said. See housing on Page 9 2 Tuesday, March 3, 2015 | The Rocky Mountain Collegian collegian.com
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Jordan’s and Katie Schmidt | Social Media Editor [email protected] other greenhouses around town are preparing for the spring growing season by nursing different house plants Rick Cookson | Photo Editor and starting new seedlings for various herbs and vegetables. [email protected] Kate Knapp | Design Editor [email protected] Sarah Papa | Copy Chief [email protected] Caitlin Curley | News Editor [email protected] CSU President Tony Frank The panel discussed the number of reported versity, while supporting systematic change to end Danny Bishop | News Editor discusses issue of sexual assault sexual assaults on campuses versus the actual to- all forms of oppression within our community,” as [email protected] tal number of assaults since many go unreported stated on their website. Zack Burley | Editorial Editor on campuses for PBS [email protected] to authorities. Frank brought up the WGAC movements “Yes Keegan Pope | Sports Editor Since a false report of sexual assault at the “We can’t get hung up on the numbers, but Means Yes” and “Consent Turns Me On” as ex- [email protected] University of Virginia caused controversy, col- would we feel any better if the numbers were half amples of programs that work to decrease sexual McKenna Ferguson | A&E Editor lege campuses around the country have started of what they are?” Frank asked. “The numbers are assault at CSU. [email protected] reaching out to students about the issue of sexual too high. Period.” CSU’s police department also offers safe- ADVISING STAFF assault. The priority of the colleges is to keep the Frank discussed how CSU is encouraging sur- ty walks, which can help get students safely Kim Blumhardt | Advertising Manager integrity and safety of students intact while sepa- vivors to come forward and show that there should across campus and to the surrounding blocks Neill Woelk | Journalism Adviser rating the true reports from the false. be no fear in telling someone. at night. KEY PHONE NUMBERS There are still discrepancies in universities’ “There’s so many balancing acts around this With the safe environment being created at Distribution | 970-491-1146 Classifieds | 970-491-1683 definitions of sexual assault. Colorado State Uni- whole process,” Frank said. “The balancing act CSU, Tony Frank predicts numbers that more as- Display Advertising | 970-491-7467 versity President Tony Frank recently appeared we’re after is to protect the privacy of the victim sault survivors will come forward. or 970-491-6834 on PBS’s “Colorado State of Mind” program, and at the same time you’re assuring there’s no risk to With a daughter currently at CSU and two was part of a panel discussing future prevention potential future victims.” more who have graduated from there, Tony Frank of sexual assault on college campuses. The panel CSU has advanced its programs to reach out to is adamant that “safety has to be a critical issue at also included Lt. Gen. Michelle Johnson, the su- those in need of help. The Women and Gender Ad- our universities.” perintendent of the Air Force Academy; Mitch vocacy Center at CSU provides help for survivors. Collegian Reporter Dallas Head can be reached Morrissey, Denver’s district attorney and Cynthia Their goal is to “provide a safe and affirming space at [email protected] or on Twitter @head- Coffman, Colorado’s attorney general. for the students we serve at Colorado State Uni- 94head. collegian.com The Rocky Mountain Collegian | Tuesday, March 3, 2015 3 Pharmaceuticals, marijuana can help students cope in college
By Zane Watson hibitors, a common type of drug cope.” in its use,” Jobes said. “We should The Rocky Mountain Collegian used to fi ght anxiety and depres- While Colorado's qualifying research how the receptors work sion, will decrease the level of sero- “When medical conditions for the use of with each chemical, like CBD (can- College is a time when stress- tonin in the user. medical marijuana do not include nabidiol) or CBN (cannabinol), or inducing tasks can take a toll on However, because of side ef- you have anxiety and depression, patients even THC (tetrahydrocannabi- students' mental health. When fects associated with the SSRIs, (marijuana), it’s still use the product to relieve nol).” used properly, drugs can help patients may experience increased these symptoms. Consumers say high CBD lev- tackle the associated anxiety and mental health risk. quite easy to Former CSU computer science els help reduce the levels of mari- depression. Nemechek o ered other meth- major Evelynn Ochoa is a medical juana-induced anxiety from high The neurons in the amygdala, ods to cope. These include paying start over using card holder. Prescribed medical concentrations of THC. thalamus and hippocampus play attention to your body, getting ad- marijuana for chronic back pain, “When you have (marijuana), a large role in how depression and equate sleep, eating well and a con- it, which would she also consumes marijuana to it’s quite easy to start over using it, anxiety a ect emotions. Scientists sistently exercising. trigger more keep a calm demeanor in class and which would trigger more anxiety claim that chemical imbalance “Simply talking about why public places. after some time,” Ochoa said. in these areas of the brain lead to you're anxious can help a student anxiety after “I couldn't go to class without Although pharmaceuticals and increased depression. Drugs can get an idea on where your feelings getting too anxious,” Ochoa said. consumption of marijuana can be change the way these chemical im- are coming from," Nemechek said. some time.” “I have seen the negative e ects used to treat depression, overall it balances react with brain function “Older students from the same ma- (prescriptions) have, which is why is important for the individual to and emotions. jor or counselors at the Student I wanted to stay away from phar- fi nd their own method for coping. According to the Anxiety and Health Center can really help too.” Evelynn Ochoa maceuticals.” “We are too hung up on the SS- Depression Association of Amer- Joseph Jobes, a computer pro- CSU Alumni Computer Understanding proper dos- RIs and other drugs,” Jobes said. ica, medication and therapy have gramming student at Front Range Science Major ages and chemistry behind the “Sleep, exercise and supplement been successful in combating anxi- Community College, has taken an- properties of any drug, including with vitamins and nutrients is the ety and depression. tidepressants for a large portion of just kinda stopped working.” marijuana, helps properly relieve tried and true method for over- Director of Poudre Infusion his life. “Antidepressants just aren’t anxiety and depression. For mari- coming these symptoms.” Therapy Rebecca Nemechek said “The fi rst month of ever taking my thing,” Jobes said. “They are juana, plant variety contributes to Collegian Green Beat Report- pharmaceuticals work by blocking antidepressants really increased hit or miss and I think it really de- this success. er Zane Watson can be reached the natural processes of the brain. my anxiety, but it evened out after pends on the person. I’m beginning “I think we need more research [email protected] or on Twitter Selective serotonin reuptake in- a while,” Jobes said. “Then they to like the use of marijuana to help in weed, but there is still potential @zanerwatson. DOWNLOAD THE NEW
Collegian App OpinionTuesday, March 3, 2015 | Page 4 “Both Netanyahu and Boehner deliberately ignored White House protocol, effectively undermining the Obama Administration while simultaneously driving a wedge between the U.S. and Israel.” Should House Democrats boycott Netanyahu’s speech? On Feb. 15, Israel’s If they do, Democrats risk Ali Khamenei has repeatedly March 3, just weeks before Israel visit has nothing to do with add- Prime Minister pushing Netanyahu’s meeting as stated Iran has no interest in the is set to elect a new Prime Minis- ing to the marketplace of ideas Benjamin Netan- well as the Iranian nuclear deal development of a bomb, calling it a ter. Coincidence? I severely doubt but rather a mutually beneficial yahu and Speaker even further into the realm of “sin” and apparently U.S. Intel- it. More likely, Netanyahu is using relationship with the Republican of the House John partisan politics. Something that ligence believes him. In 2012 they the appearance to remind voters Party and the chance to weaken Boehner R-Ohio, almost no one wants. stated that Iran was researching of what he is capable of. After all, Iran’s economy which already pled guilty to a Add to that, Iran is one of nuclear technology that could lead if he can show up uninvited to lays in shambles. move straight Israel’s most feared enemies who to a bomb but was not pursuing advise on U.S. foreign policy — the So, no. House Democrats out of “House of has stated Israel should be “wiped the possibility. Even if they were, Iranian nuclear deal no less — should not attend Netanyahu’s Cards.” The in- from the face of the earth” and you they’d have it by now. All they what can’t he do? speech, if for no other reason fraction? Boehner, might think Democrats are over- would need is the key component, And even if you don’t believe than the whole ordeal has been a Paul without so much reacting. But you’d be wrong. enriched uranium which has that, what’s the point of the foreign policy usurpation orches- Hazelton as a phone call to Without a doubt the possibil- routinely been sold on the black speech at all? Lets say that all trated with the sole purpose of the White House, ity that Iran may acquire nuclear market. House Democrats attended the undermining a measure, a mea- invited Netanyahu to speak in weapons as a result of this deal is Besides, both Netanyahu and speech, how likely is it that Ne- sure which would better moni- front of Congress in an apparent daunting, it’s overstated. They be- Boehner deliberately ignored tanyahu will drop an eye-opening tor Iran’s nuclear capabilities as attempt to derail the upcoming gan their nuclear program in the White House protocol, effectively bombshell that hasn’t already well as ease the harsh sanctions Iranian P5+1 nuclear deal, which 1950’s and there’s still no bomb. In undermining the Obama Admin- been discussed in lengthy con- imposed upon them. ideally will help tensions between comparison Pakistan was able to istration while simultaneously gressional debates? I would argue Iran and the world powers. craft nuclear warheads in a frac- driving a wedge between the U.S. little to none. You see, the reality Collegian Columnist Paul Ha- The question is, should House tion of that time with a fraction and Israel. Even more under- is Netanyahu is a much needed zelton can be reached at letters@ Democrats boycott the speech as of the resources Iran possesses. handed is the fact that Netan- roadblock as Republicans draft collegian.com or on Twitter @ some have planned? In fact, Iran’s leader Ayatollah yahu’s speech is scheduled for further sanctions on Iran. His HazeltonPaul.
Bravo & Gotta Go The Collegian Editorial Board is responsible for writing the staff editorial, Bravo & Gotta Go, and for the views expressed therein. Letters and feedback in response to the staff editorial can be sent to [email protected]. Scientists say it’s theoretically possible The U plus 2 law needs to be changed. It’s for life to exist on a planet without water, ridiculous, considering how many four- as close as one of Saturn’s moons, Titan. bedroom apartments and houses there That’s pretty out of this world. are in this city. Kate Winkle | Executive Editor Kate Simmons | Content [email protected] Managing Editor Keegan Williams | Design and [email protected] Production Managing Editor Caitlin Curley | News Editor Bill Gates is Forbes’ richest man in the The parking lot at Chipotle is too damn [email protected] [email protected] world. He gave away half of his fortune small. Some people just want to watch Katie Schmidt | Social Media Editor Danny Bishop | News Editor and already earned it all back. the world burn. [email protected] [email protected] Rick Cookson | Photo Editor Zack Burley | Editorial Editor [email protected] [email protected] Kate Knapp | Design Editor Keegan Pope | Sports Editor Shout out to spin-offs that aren’t just Teachers secretly conspiring and making [email protected] [email protected] lame, tired excuses for TV networks to all tests happen the same day. Illuminati. Sarah Papa | Copy Chief McKenna Ferguson | A&E Editor make more money. They’re a rarity. [email protected] [email protected] OpinionTuesday, March 3, 2015 | Page 5 Logical lunacy: from existential crisis to self-actualization
Have you ever answer. Unless you are Noah Mc- pops into your head is your pas- choices you could take to fulfi ll at the end of the day that you are found yourself Cullough, a boy I went sion, or at least that’s what my your destiny. Instead, just make all you’ve got. If you become too riddled with an to elementary school fortune cookie from Panda dependent on other people, you existential crisis? with who went on Express told might fi nd yourself standing on Keeled over in “Conan” when he me last week. a rock on Horsetooth Mountain internal agony was 10 because he Take that “Everyone screaming “WHO AM I?” in because your po- knew all the presi- passion a nightgown. And that should tential to change dents’ birthdays. Real and run, around you is strictly only happen every three the world is too talk: Noah knew his run as far fi ghting the months. big and seem- purpose and he fol- and as wide Regardless of what path you ingly impossible lowed his dream. And as you can same struggle are on right now, remember that KENDALL to achieve? Have he wrote two books, without snap- the journey is half the battle. MCELHANEY you ever skipped but who’s counting? ping a heel. of self-worth Everyone around you is fi ghting a class to roll However, some of Secondly, the same struggle of self-worth around on the fl oor and ques- us other peasants are not take o your and measurable and measurable success. Be kind tion all the mistakes you made as lucky. heels. No one has success. Be to each other and hug strangers in eighth grade? Have you ever I could o er you a time for that. Life is when you have consent. And eaten a bowl of mac and cheese funny story about how I too short to not wear kind to each above all else, call your mother in the bathtub in full colonial struggled with fi nding out FiveFinger shoes when you are feeling down. garb? If so, then the stress of where I fi t in this world, and chase your other and Reach out to others that lift you higher education has probably but I would rather not dreams aerodynam- up to remind you of how far gotten to you. talk about my morning ically. Take pride hug strangers you’ve come, and try your best We are conditioned to believe before I have had a cup in yourself and when you have to lift others up when they reach that college is the answer to life’s of co ee. The truth is express yourself out to you. most di cult question: When will that life is a never-end- however you see fi t. consent.” Finally, do not forget to fi nd Jesse McCartney drop another al- ing journey of questions College is a time to the enjoyment in this process. bum and where do I pre-order it? and self-examinations. fi gure yourself out, Everything will turn out the way Wait, no that’s the most important The best way I can and the process of it’s supposed to be, and you’ll question in my dream journal. advise you to follow your doing that is what make some memories along the Life’s most important question is: dreams is actually just a makes this time of a choice and stick to it. way. What is my purpose and where do three-step process. stress and one-night Lastly, take time for yourself. I fi t among my kin? First, think of what stands that went We all have the amazing oppor- Collegian Columnist Kendall With this in mind, it is you would want to do if wrong worthwhile. tunity to meet and collaborate McElhaney doesn’t even go here. She important to point out that, money was no option. Don’t feel bogged with beautiful, intelligent people can be reached at letters@collegian. unfortunately, there is no right The fi rst thing that down by all the on this campus, but remember com, or on Twitter @kendallaftrdark.
MELISSA ACKER COLLEGIAN 6 Tuesday, March 3, 2015 | The Rocky Mountain Collegian collegian.com New climbing gym to be built in Fort Collins over the next year By Madison Brandt socialize.” The Rocky Mountain Col Ascent will join the current Fort Collins climbing gyms Inner Plans for a new climbing gym in Strength, Miramont and the Colo- Fort Collins are finally confirmed, rado State University Recreation exciting some and unsettling others Center. within the climbing community. Mike Hicky, a climber for Jon Lachelt, a climber for over 40 years and owner of Inner nearly 28 years, plans to build an Strength Rock Gym, believes the 18,000-square-foot climbing gym addition of Ascent climbing gym on Timberline Road called Ascent to the Fort Collins community will Studios. Ascent Studios will have be tough on all three gyms once it 37 to 47-foot walls, a wide variety of opens. bouldering, a weight training room, Hicky said once the new gym yoga classes and birthday parties. opens, he plans to continue doing The plan began about 10 his job the best he can. years ago when Lachelt decided “By making the best routes, by he needed a change from his being friendly and by giving the long-time engineering job at customers the best experience I Hewlett-Packard. He began can give ... I will do that until I no researching different facets of longer can,” Hicky said. the climbing industry, eventually In contrast, Andy Nelson, the attending several Climbing Wall coordinator of the climbing wall Association conferences held in and outdoor program at CSU, Boulder. said he is unconcerned with the RB+B Architects COLLEGIAN According to Lachelt, he liked addition of a fourth climbing An updated image of the Ascent Studio Climbing Gym exterior created by RB+B Architects. The gym will span the idea of a climbing wall because gym to the Fort Collins commu- 18,000-square-feet and will reach 50-feet high. it provides people, including nity. himself, with a supportive, social “The mission of the CSU wall climbing gym options for the Fort is being created by Joe Hosek, in April or May, with the goal of community that is encouraging and will always remain the same, Collins community. an architect for the local RB+B being open by the end of 2015. To exciting. which is to offer a welcoming and “People tend to gravitate to- architect group. Preliminary follow the construction and devel- “Our goal is that everyone who accessible way for students to get wards the gym that has the culture plans show a wide spread of lead opment of Ascent wall, visit their walks in the door feels welcomed introduced to climbing and other they like,” Nelson said. “So more climbing and top roping walls, a Facebook page. and inspired,” Lachelt said. “I outdoor activities,” Nelson said. variety in any town is awesome— slightly more secluded wall for Collegian Reporter Madison want this to be a place with lots According to Nelson, Ascent more to choose from.” private parties and a 40-foot-long Brandt can be reached at news@ of natural light, high ceilings and will provide a positive variety in Currently, Ascent is in the bouldering ramp. collegian.com and on Twitter @ open where people can come and middle stages of design, which Lachelt hopes to break ground Mademia_93. Faith Fair brings together students of different religions By Hannah Ditzenberger fair was hosted by ASCSU Monday in Alex Ingber, a sophomore political The Rocky Mountain Collegian the Lory Student Center ballroom. science major and member of the Jew- “We have a lot of different student ish organization Chabad, said that the For CSU junior Ryan Krammes, organizations,” said Lauren Wester, CSU administration supports their or- college is the ideal time to delve into his deputy chief at ASCSU and organizer ganization by putting on events like this Christian faith. of the event. “We have several organiza- one. “Spiritual awareness and growing tions that represent bigger religions, like “We really appreciate their help and in your beliefs is a huge part of college,” Christianity, Judaism and Islam, and we their effort to bring more religious help Krammes said. “I want to know Christ have also have organizations that are (to campus),” Ingber said. “There aren’t and make him known.” representing smaller religions, like the very many Jews here, so it’s really great The health and exercise science ma- Baha’i faith.” that (CSU) goes out of their way to do jor said students seek electric religious According to Wester, the Office this for us.” experiences, but often find them diffi- of Orientation and Transition Pro- Ingber said students are accepting cult to approach. grams hosts a similar event for fresh- towards the myriad of beliefs on cam- “A lot of times it’s kind of difficult man every year. However, this is the pus. to talk about,” Krammes said. “It’s not first faith fair designated for all stu- “I think it’s nice how everyone re- something that people want to talk dents. spects other people’s stance,” Ingber about in classes or just walking around. “We just wanted to create more said. “In many other universities that People kind of get awkward when you awareness for faith beliefs and different becomes a problem pretty quickly. It’s do talk about it.” spiritualities on campus,” Wester said. great how the campus is tolerant, and it Krammes is a member at CSU’s “We also wanted to let students know isn’t invasive.” Matti Whaley COLLEGIAN Navigators, a Christian campus ministry about the communities they can get Collegian Diversity Beat and Enter- Lexy Bushue, freshman chemical engineering major and junior animal sci- for students. The group was represented connected with — organizations where tainment Reporter Hannah Ditzenberger ence major Katrina Mulroy stand to promote Disciples Today at the Faith Fair at CSU’s Faith, Belief, & Spirituality Fair, they can feel accepted and be strength- can be reached at [email protected] Monday. along with 26 other organizations. The ened in their faith and belief.” or on Twitter at @h_ditzenberger. collegian.com The Rocky Mountain Collegian | Tuesday, March 3, 2015 7 8 Tuesday, March 3, 2015 | The Rocky Mountain Collegian collegian.com Women’s Basketball Showdown with Nevada a must win for women’s hoops By Sam Lounsberry the whole game, and the eventual The Rocky Mountain Collegian building of a scary 13-point lead, the Rams barely overcame after finally A chance to clinch a share of deciding to execute. Offensively, the the Mountain West title presents Rams missed bunnies that left dou- itself for Colorado State’s women’s ble-figures off their final score, and basketball team Tuesday night were out-hustled defensively, losing when the Nevada Wolf Pack tips off the rebounding margin by five in the against the Rams in Moby Arena at second half. This time around, with 7 p.m. the conference championship on Two games remain for CSU the line, CSU needs to be focused (21-6, 13-3 MW) in the regular sea- out of the gate and be the better son — the final being Friday’s home team right away. match-up against Utah State. CSU Expose Mengudi currently holds a half-game lead for Standing at 6-foot-8, Nevada first in the MW over New Mexico center Mimi Mengudi out of Libre- (17-11, 13-4 MW), which has only ville, Gabon, can create some obvi- one game yet to play — Friday at ous match-up problems for many Wyoming. As a result, the Rams women’s basketball teams. But for have full control of their final stand- all she has in size, Mengudi lacks ing. If CSU wins both this week, the in speed. The center often picks up Rams have an outright hold of the fouls due to not getting to the spot MW Championship for the second in time, as she did against the Rams straight season and a top seed in the in Reno for two quick whistles that MW Tournament in Las Vegas next sent her to the bench for most of the week. first half. Mengudi can struggle to A loss on either night, though, guard quicker post players with sol- means the Rams need Wyoming to id mid-range games, such as CSU’s beat New Mexico Friday to stay the Elin Gustavsson, that force her to sole champions. The Rams drop- guard out of the paint away from ping both means they can only hope the basket. Gustavsson went around for a share of the conference, which Mengudi on the dribble with ease would be out of reach if the Lobos last time and ended with a game- defeat the Cowgirls. high 17 points. The Rams should go Though the MW is a league right at her again and see if she picks where any team can beat any other, up fouls or again fails to stay in front CSU should realistically have little of Gustavsson’s quick moves. CSU trouble clinching an outright hold has to be wary of Mengudi, though, of the regular season title as Nevada as the center is effective when she (8-19, 4-12 MW) and Utah State (8- is in the game. She leads the Wolf 20, 5-11 MW) sit in the bottom tier Pack with 12.9 points per contest to of the MW at 10th and 9th, respec- go along with 9.7 rebounds and 2.4 tively. blocks per game. While the Rams only narrowly Stay tight defensively to exploit poor beat the Wolfpack 59-58 in Reno ball handling earlier this season, that was a differ- Nevada averages 19.2 turnovers ent CSU team than head coach Ryun per game. There should be no ex- Williams can put on the floor today. ception for that stat against CSU, Senior guard AJ Newton was play- as the Rams can turn up defensive ing just her third game back from pressure as well as almost any team a major knee injury, defensive spe- in the Mountain West. Mengudi can cialist Victoria Wells was out with a score, but she requires guards to concussion and Gritt Ryder played pass her the ball in the post. Those through flu-like symptoms and a guards have to deal with the likes of tweaked hamstring when the Rams scrappy perimeter defenders such played in Reno. as Victoria Wells and Hanne Mes- CSU has been rolling lately, as it tdagh. If the Rams force turnovers, will be seeking its fifth straight vic- there will be opportunities for easy tory Tuesday night. Here are three baskets off fastbreaks that can help keys for a win over the Wolf Pack: build that crucial early lead. Focus and put it away early Collegian Sports Reporter In Reno, a lackluster CSU per- Sam Lounsberry can be reached at formance on both ends of floor al- [email protected] and on Twit- lowed the Wolf Pack to hang around ter @samlounz. collegian.com The Rocky Mountain Collegian | Tuesday, March 3, 2015 9 The top 5 TV show CLASSIFIEDS spin-offs of all time www.collegian.com By Hunter Goddard spin-offs include “The Jeffersons” Stewart the Oprah of launching co- The Rocky Mountain Collegian and “Archie Bunker’s Place,” which medians’ careers. even had a spin-off of its own, “Good Stewart demonstrated his 970-491-1683 Some TV shows capture light- Times.” power when he singlehandedly ning in a bottle, but lightning But “Maude” gets top honors, got CNN’s “Crossfire” cancelled in doesn’t always strike twice. because of Bea Arthur. 2004, and there is an entire Wikipe- FOOD JOB OPPORTUNITIES With the “Breaking Bad” spin- (Speaking of, have you seen the dia article on the cultural impact of Deadline to submit classi ed ads is 4pm the day prior to publication. off “Better Call Saul” airing on AMC video on YouTube of Bea Arthur at Stephen Colbert’s performance ar- HANDCRAFTED IS TIP POOLING LEGAL? “The Comedy Central Roast of Pa- tistic critique of conservative news To place an ad call 970-491-1683 or click “Classi eds’ at Collegian.com. every Monday at 8 p.m., television Desserts and pastries served all Know Your Rights. 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Law & Order: SVU (NBC, 1999-) parent show, “Maude” is not afraid first wife, Nanette Guzman, who is option for ASCSU to pursue. cussion going, put it out there as a “Law & Order,” which was can- to tackle taboo social issues. In a a famous children’s singer, asks Fra- “If you only have certain zones, possibility and hopefully pursue celled back in 2010, is tied with November 1972 episode, Maude sier if he knows what it’s like to play there’s inevitably still going to be peo- something.” “Gunsmoke” for longest-running gets an abortion, two months be- the same character for 20 years. ple who live in the zones that are ‘U There could be effects of chang- live-action scripted American pri- fore the Supreme Court’s “Roe v. Grammer knows what it’s like. plus 2’ with four people,” Dingbaum ing the law that would need to be ad- metime series with ongoing char- Wade” decision. “Frasier” lasted as many seasons said. “So I think it’d be smarter to just dressed, including increased parking acters. It holds first place for crime “Maude” also gave us Dorothy as “Cheers,” and Nancy March- do ‘Me plus 3.’” and noise, according to Christensen. dramas in that category. in “The Golden Girls,” which I think and played his mother in a 1984 According to Christensen, some “There are some effects, but I “Special Victims Unit” is not we can all agree was the right thing “Cheers” episode before she her- of the council members were con- think it’s stuff that’s manageable,” the only “Law & Order” spin-off, to do. self went on to play mother to cerned for their constituents, as they Christensen said. He also said he but it is the first, and it has outlasted another TV icon, Tony Soprano's represent neighborhoods not affili- thinks the benefits of increasing oc- “Criminal Intent.” (It also sparked 2. “The Colbert Report” (Comedy Cen- mom, Livia, in HBO’s “The Sopra- ated with college students. However, cupancy would outweigh any costs the trend of crime shows with a lot tral, 2005-2014) nos.” he said they were still willing to work for students. of acronyms in their titles). Many of us still aren’t over the It must run in the family. with ASCSU to come up with a solu- ASCSU will continue to work on With the advent of Netflix, this fact that Stephen Colbert walked As long as there is money to be tion that benefits all involved. the issue this semester, and thinks it topical police procedural about sex away from his news satire extrava- made in show business, spin-offs “They were receptive and they will carry on through the administra- crimes in New York City has been ganza last year, and it’ll be even will dog television at every turn, helped us out with certain ideas,” tion change at the end of the year un- rediscovered by our generation. longer before we begin to accept but on very special occasions, they Christensen said. “They understand til something is decided, according to the new host of “The Daily Show” give us even more of what we al- housing is an issue.” Bruce. 3. “Maude” (CBS, 1972-1978) whenever Jon Stewart hands over ready loved before them. Bruce and Christensen said they “This is one of our top priorities,” “Maude” is one of the myriad the reins after 17 years on the job. Collegian A&E Writer Hunter plan to attend the biweekly city legis- Christensen said. spin-offs from the controversial sit- After all, “The Daily Show” is Goddard can be reached at enter- lative council meetings and continue Collegian Reporter Emily Vavra com “All in the Family,” which aired what gave us “The Colbert Report” [email protected] or on Twit- to work on finding a compromise can be reached at news@collegian. from 1971 to 1979. Other notable in the first place, which makes Jon ter @hunter_gaga. 10 Tuesday, March 3, 2015 | The Rocky Mountain Collegian collegian.com Los Angeles Times Daily Crossword Puzzle 47 Battery end 30 Message-spelling board 49 Rise dramatically 31 Superman player Chris- 53 Sticking point topher 55 Game won by discarding 34 Former Boston com- all your cards muter org. 56 Iditarod jacket 36 “Welcome to Hawaii” gift 57 Wood finish 38 Secure in a harbor 59 DKNY rival 39 Quotation puzzle 61 Press __ 40 Mork’s sign-off 62 Dannon yogurt brand 41 Southwestern tableland 64 Natives of Tibet’s capital 42 Tough kid to handle 66 Unlisted candidate 46 Thing 67 Erode, as savings 48 See 15-Down 68 Portrayer of 1-/69-Across 50 Mork’s people in CBS’ “Elementary” 51 Quite like 69 See 1-Across 52 Gives away to the cops 54 “Sold!” punctuator Down 56 Spanish silver 1 Rigid beliefs 58 Four, on some sundials 2 Tableware company named 60 “Major Barbara” play- for a New York town wright 3 ER diagnostic tool 62 Hole-making tool 4 Day care attendee 63 French wine word 5 Eyeball-bending gallery 65 “Grab a chair” Across 24 Set a price of display 1 With 69-Across, subject of 26 Northern California town 6 TV host Kelly this puzzle that once had a palindromic 7 Watercraft rider Yesterday’s solution 7 Portrayer of 1-/69-Across in bakery 8 Eye layer containing the iris “Sherlock Holmes” (2009) 29 Mentally sound 9 Dull-colored 14 Not straying from the 30 Live, in the studio 10 Senior officials subject 32 Kool-Aid instruction 11 It’s brewed in infusers 16 Satan 33 Ostrich kin 12 Political writer Coulter 17 “The Diary of Anne Frank” 35 “I __ Fine”: Beatles hit 13 Director Anderson police 37 Antlered beast 15 With 48-Down, 18 Muscle-to-bone connec- 38 Portrayer of 1-/69-Across 1-/69-Across creator Arthur tors in the BBC’s “Sherlock” 23 Jury member 19 Audio jack label 42 World games org. 25 Paella spice 20 Took charge of 43 A bit open 27 Ceramics oven 21 Wise folk 44 “C’est la __” 28 Noah’s flood insurance 22 Rewrite for the screen 45 Cry for seconds Daily Horoscope Nancy Black Today’s Birthday (03/03/15). Industrious efforts emotional flow. Peace and quiet may suit you both. win big this year. Luck, profit and status follow when Care for each other. Exercise and healthy foods nur- you play full out. The Spring Equinox solar eclipse ture your energy. (3/20) inspires a personal flowering. Review rules and Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 22) — 9 — Get social and connect plan for a summer boom (after 6/14). with friends, despite travel or communication break- downs. A surprise twist disrupts a group effort. Take To get the advantage, check the day’s rating: 10 is the advantage of new opportunities. easiest day, 0 the most challenging. Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21) — 8 — You’re extra persuasive now. You can do more than you thought. Aries (March 21-April 19) — 9 — Things could turn Don’t flash your money around. Express your creative out unexpectedly well, even if you stick your foot in talents. Make sure you know what you’re supposed to your mouth. Apologize and move on. Be willing to be doing. laugh at yourself. Your luck looks excellent. Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21) — 8 — You may not Taurus (April 20-May 20) — 8 — Unexpected bless- find the words to express what you feel, especially ings rain down at home. Take a moment to savor it. regarding philosophical questions. Listen to feminine Let your spirit lead you. Create something of beauty. advice. Know the facts to advance. Insight emerges. Express your passion. Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19) — 9 — Unexpected ben- Gemini (May 21-June 20) — 9 — A promising oppor- efits reward your efforts with shared finances. You’re tunity arises out of nowhere. Discuss possibilities, and beginning to understand the situation. Sugar coat prioritize. The words may not come out perfectly, but requests (especially for money). Call if you’re going to the passion is there. Study and refine. be late. Cancer (June 21-July 22) — 9 — A windfall changes A quarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18) — 9 — Ask for help. your circumstances. Take advantage of this new Together you can manage what neither of you could chance. Intuition inspires creativity. You’re especially solo. There’s more work (and money) coming in, that charming and persuasive. Consult an expert. wasn’t expected. Study the numbers. It’s a good time to Leo (July 23-Aug. 22) — 9 — Communication (travel invoice. and shipping) breakdowns could slow the action. Take Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20) — 9 — Today’s better for complaints directly to the one in charge. action than talk. Provide an excellent job, and make it Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22) — 8 — Stay flexible with look easy. Benefits exceed expectation. Word travels. unexpected circumstances. Go along with another’s You’re very much appreciated. collegian.com The Rocky Mountain Collegian | Tuesday, March 3, 2015 11 RAMMIES EZRA STONE
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