THE McGUIRE INQUIRER October 2018 The James F. McGuire Memorial Senior Center 116 Paris Avenue – Northvale, NJ 07647 Phone: (201) 767-3330 - Option 5 Fax: (201) 767-6038 Director: Pam Carpanini – [email protected] Like us on Facebook – Northvale Senior Center USING THE VAN Hours of Operation: Monday through Friday: 9:00 am – 4:00 pm Northvale Residents - $1.00 round trip - Non-residents - $3.00 round trip Out-of-town trips - $3.00 for all Saturday: Closed – Sunday – 1:30 pm – BINGO New Jersey Senior Citizens Information & Referral Service: (201) 336-7400 or 1-877-222-3737 ALL SHOPPERS ARE TO BE READY 1 HOUR PRIOR TO SHOPPING TIMES. PLEASE WATCH FOR THE VAN TO ARRIVE AND COME OUTSIDE. Enter as Strangers…Leave as Friends

• 24 hour notice is REQUIRED. We cannot accept any last From the desk of… minute appointments. Pam Carpanini • Doctor and Dentist appointments are to be scheduled on Monday, Wednesday and Friday ONLY. Times should be scheduled between 11:00 am and 1:00 Come to The Center for a Halloween Luncheon pm. Please provide us with your Doctor’s name, address, suite # and phone Wednesday – October 31, 2018 @ 12:00 Noon - $12.00 number. Please do not make multiple appointments in one day. Plan to be

ready for pick-up at least one hour before your scheduled appointment. Catered by: Butterworth’s Bagels - Assorted Sandwiches, Potato Salad, • Shop-Rite trips are Tuesday’s & Thursday’s at 10:00 am. Beverages & Dessert • Trip to K-Mart in Westwood will be on the second Wednesday of each month at 11:00 am. Costume Contest (wearing a costume is optional) • The van services the following towns only: Northvale, Rockleigh, Norwood, Harrington Park, Closter, Old Tappan, and Tappan. Entertainment Provided by: “Paul the Magician” • PLEASE CALL THE CENTER ASAP IF YOU NEED TO CANCEL OR MAKE AN th - APPOINTMENT - (201) 767-3330 then Option 5 for The Senior Center. Deadline to register is October 24 Sign-up early…Seating is Limited. PLEASE DO NOT CALL THE VAN DRIVER DIRECTLY TO SCHEDULE OR There are no walk-ins or refunds. CANCEL ANY OF YOUR APPOINTMENTS. Thank you!

WE WILL TRY OUR BEST TO ACCOMMODATE YOUR NEEDS!

“FREE” MOVIES - Every Tuesday @ 1:00 PM (Refreshments Provided)

October 2 – Uncle Buck – Starring: John Candy, Amy Madigan, Macaulay Culkin As an idle, good-natured bachelor, Uncle Buck is the last person you would think of to watch the kids. However, during a family crisis, he is suddenly left in charge of his nephew and nieces. Unaccustomed to suburban life, fun-loving Uncle Buck soon charms his younger 3 “New” members have joined us! A warm welcome to: Henrietta Derasmo, relatives Miles and Maizy with his hefty cooking and his new way of doing the laundry. His John Smyth, Loretta Maloney. carefree style does not impress everyone though - especially his rebellious teenage niece, Tia, Keep on coming…the more, the merrier! and his impatient girlfriend, Chanice. With a little bit of luck and a lot of love, Uncle Buck manages to surprise everyone in this heartwarming family comedy. Comedy – Rated: PG – 1 hr./27 min. Blood Pressure Screening - Every 3rd Thursday of the month 10:00 AM - 11:30 AM October 9 – The First Wives Club – Starring: Goldie Hawn, Diane Keaton, Bette Midler NO APPOINTMENT NECESSARY - October 18, November 15, December 20. After years of helping their hubbies climb the ladder of success, three wives have been dumped for newer, curvier models. But the trio is determined to turn their pain into gain. Podiatrist – 12:30 - BY APPOINTMENT ONLY! – The last Monday of the month They come up with a cleverly devious plan to hit their exes where it really hurts - in the (unless otherwise indicated). wallet! Sit back and watch the sparks fly as The Wives get mad, get even and get it all. Justice October 29, November 26, December 17. has seldom been so sweet…or so much fun. Comedy – Rated: PG – 1 hr./43 min. Call the Center to schedule your appointment. October 16 – It’s Complicated – Starring: Meryl Streep, Steve Martin, Alec Baldwin When brought together at a family event, two exes find themselves oddly attracted to each other after ten years of divorce. Although they think that this affair will stay in a different state, it brings itself back to their own city and disrupts their personal lives. While they still UPCOMING ARMCHAIR TRAVELER VIDEOS maintain other romances, they cannot help but to continue with their affair. “No Passport or Luggage Required” Romance/Comedy – Rated: R – 2 hours. October 23 – White Nights – Starring: Mikhail Baryshnikov, Gregory Hines Every Friday @ 10:30 AM An expatriate Russian dancer is on a plane forced to land on Soviet territory. He is taken to an apartment in which a black American who has married a Russian woman lives with her. He is to become a dancer for the Kirov Academy of Ballet again, but he wishes to escape, but can he trust the American? Drama – Rated: PG-13 – 2 hrs./16 min. October 30 – Hocus Pocus – Starring: Bette Midler, Sarah Jessica Parker Date Destination 300 years ago, 3 witches were executed in Salem, Massachusetts and a boy who tried to October 5 Ultimate Central America stop the witches was turned into an immortal black cat. Now it's Halloween 1993 and the witches are accidentally brought back. This time, they've got until sunrise to achieve October 12 Germany immortal life and have turned their wrath on trick-or-treaters and it's up to a teenager, October 19 Mongolia his kid sister and his girlfriend along with the 300-year-old cat to save the day. October 26 Bangladesh Fantasy/Family Rated: PG – 1 hr./36 min.

MOVIE SUGGESTIONS ARE ALWAYS WELCOME & APPRECIATED Hope you enjoy my latest poem:

Happy Halloween

From the desk of Arlene Rosa… The summer is over and we move onto our fall trips. The October 10th trip is to the Peddler’s Village for a Murder Mystery and a little bit of shopping. The price is $49 for th members and $54 for guests. On November 8 , we are going to the Stony Hill Inn to ‘Twas the night before Halloween, you are sitting in your house, see the Joe Zita band for a Touch of Country music. The price is $52 for members Not a child was stirring, not even a mouse. and $57 for guests. We are also collecting for our Christmas Party at Madeleines on th December 12 . You purchased candy for the next day’s event, Hoping it will go, because of the money you spent.

***UPCOMING EVENTS/PRESENTATIONS*** Now the kids are trick-or-treating and coming to your door, You hand out one piece, and some want more! Saturday – October 13th @ 9:00 AM & 10:00 AM (at the Center) Paper Shredding @ 9:00 AM & Flu Shots @ 10:00 AM Most like chocolate and are as happy as can be, While others say their allergic, to peanuts from a tree. Tuesday – October 16th @ 6:30 PM – 7:30 PM (at the Northvale DPW) “FREE” Rabies Clinic for both cats and dogs Their little bodies start to run next door, With the hopes of more candy for them to endure. Wednesday – October 17th @ 10:30 AM Madison Spine & Physical Therapy of Old Tappan will be providing The night is now coming to an end, valuable information on “Preventing Falls”. You are so exhausted and need some time to mend. Monday – October 22nd @ 10:00 AM Representative from Kearny Bank to discuss various frauds You lock the door and shut the light, And say, whoever comes…to all a good night! th th Wednesday – October 24 @ 12:00 - (switched from October 17 ) Golden Age Pizza Bingo

Monday – October 29th @ 10:30 AM John Hogan & members from the Bergen County Clerk’s Office will be here offering voter registration, distributing vote-by-mail forms, and distributing senior citizens and veteran discount cards.

Wednesday – October 31st @12:00 Noon Halloween Luncheon

McGuire Senior Center Lunch Menu - $7.00 October 2018 Sun Mon Tue Wed Thu Fri Sat 1 2 3 4 5 6 Sausage & Eggplant Parm Chicken Meatloaf, Roast Beef, Peppers, & Side of Pasta Marsala, White Mashed American Roasted Rice & Broccoli Potatoes & Cheese, Potatoes & Mixed Lettuce, Bread Vegetables Tomato on a Soft Roll & Potato Salad 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 CENTER Philly Cheese Baked Ziti, Turkey, Italian Combo CLOSED Steak & Tri- Meatballs & Mashed on a Soft Roll & Columbus Color Tortellini Caesar Salad Potatoes, Coleslaw Salad Gravy & String Day Beans w/ Garlic 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 Chicken Fried Flounder, Egg Salad on a Stuffed Chicken Salad, Cacciatore & Mashed Soft Roll & Peppers & Lettuce, White Rice Potatoes & Coleslaw Salad Tomato on a Broccoli Soft Roll & Macaroni Salad 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 Spare Ribs, Stuffed Shells Italian Combo Chicken Cutlet, Tuna Fish, Fried Rice & & Caesar on a Soft Roll & Roasted Lettuce, Salad Salad Coleslaw Potatoes & Tomato on a Carrots Soft Roll & Tri- Color Tortellini Salad 28 29 30 31 PLEASE CALL THE CENTER TO Cavatelli & Salami, NO LUNCH PLACE YOUR LUNCH ORDER Broccoli & Provolone OFFERED (201) 767-3330 – Option #5 Salad Cheese, Halloween Lettuce, Party All lunches are catered by Tomato on a Soft Roll & Tri- Petrillo’s Deli - Northvale Color Tortellini Salad

CALLING ALL PET OWNERS! CANDY QUIZ

A FREE Rabies Clinic is being offered at the How many candy bars can you name from following the clues? Northvale DPW – 195 Paris Avenue on Tuesday, October 16th – 6:30 pm – 7:30 pm. All dogs are to be on a leash and all cats in a Question Your Answer carrier. If you have any questions, please Indian Burial Grounds contact the Northvale Board of Health at: Galaxy (201) 767-3330 – Ext. 223. Red Planet Not Laughing Out Loud Can’t Hold Onto Anything A Famous Author A Famous New York Street A Famous Former Baseball Player th Wednesday – November 14 @ 10:00 AM Superman’s Other Identity A representative from SHIP (State Health Insurance Assistance A Sweet Sign of Affection Program) in conjunction with the Bergen County Division of Senior A Favorite Day for Working People

Services, will be here at The Center to provide an educational Pleasingly Plump A Feline presentation on 2019 Medicare. Come join us and bring your

Medicare-related questions. All are welcome!

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A Little Humor… ANSWERS: Grandma’s Visit “Oh, I am so glad to see you,” the little boy said to his grandmother (on his mother’s side). “Now Daddy will do the trick he’s been Collect Memories…Not Things promising us.” The grandmother was curious. “What trick is that?” she asked. “He told Mommy that he’d climb the walls if you came to visit,” answered the boy. A child holds his mother’s hand for a short time, but her heart forever!