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Current, September 24, 1981

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This Newspaper is brought to you for free and open access by the Student Newspapers at IRL @ UMSL. It has been accepted for inclusion in Current (1980s) by an authorized administrator of IRL @ UMSL. For more information, please contact [email protected]. .Sept. 24, 1981 UNIVERSITY OF MISSOURI·SAINT LOUIS Issue 403 Library hours static UnnSLsoccersquad Lacey Burnette see where any monies will come from. All I can see is a kind of Any plans that might have disaster ... been made about reinstating the Krash's latest budget disap­ former library hours have been pointment came last week when rated No. 1 in poll put in limbo by the release of he received his assigned budget­ never had a losing season and sylvania. a team that didn't lose assigned budgetary savings, Jeff Kuchno ary savings. Krash is expected have made nine consecutive a game all season and defeated according to Library Director to save almost $15,000 in his appearances in NCAA post­ the Rivermen en route to captur­ Ronald Krash. The UMSL men's soccer wage payroll budget this year. season playoff action. UMSL's ing the national championship. "While we will be constantly squad has been ranked first He has accumulated about best season came in 1973, when "Lock Haven got on top last reviewing the hours, at this among all Division n schools in $8.000. the Rivermen went undefeated year and never lost," Dallas moment I don't see us extending the nation in the latest poll "I had hoped to put that and captured the Division II said. "I think we were rated them," Krash said. released by the Intercollegiate money towards increasing the national championship. second almost the entire sea­ In response to university-wide hours," Krash said. Soccer Association of America (lSAA). son." budget cuts this year, Krash Initially the assigned budget­ The ISAA on ly started ranking "It's a tremendous feeling to teams by divisions, though, in This year, Lock Haven has reduced library hours by 18.9 ary savings are figured by percent. This was done by be ranked number one," said 1979. Prior to that year, every already lost two games and is Budget Manager Robert J. Prof­ opening a half-hour later in the UMSL head soccer coach, Don school that was a member of the presently ranked 10th in the fer. Proffer said the budgetary morning, closing one-and-half Dallas, whose team boasted a association was ranked together, nation. The Bald Eagles were recovery program has been in 3-0 record going into Wednesday regardless of size. picked number one in the pre­ hours earlier on MondllY-Thurs­ effect at UMSL for a number of night's match with Southwest ''I'm sure we were ranked in season poll. day, and by eliminating Satur­ years. An estimated wage-pay­ Missouri State. the top ten in 1973. but we day hours altogether. He had roll savings amount is figured hoped that the hours could be "It's good for the school to weren't number one," Dallas The ISAA rankings are com­ for every department on have this kind of recognition and said. "Since the ISAA started piled each week by several reinstated at a later date, but he campus. The amount represents for the kids on our team. It's the breakdown in 1979, though, committees of college soccer does not envision that happening what the budget department has in the near future. also a great thing for the kids we've consistently been in the coaches who cast votes for teams determined may be saved by "We almost have to start who played for us in the past top ten in Division in their particular region of the each department through em­ n." praying if we want the money because they are the ones who Last year, for instance, UMSL country. The results of the ployee turnover; employees who we needed to open those made our program strong." had one of its finest teams ever, regional voting are then sent to leave and are not immediately Ironically, UMSL has never but never reached the top spot the national committee. which hours." Krash said. "The way replaced, vacant positions that money is spent at UMSL is so been rated number one in the in the national rankings. That selects the top ten teams in the well defined that it is difficult to [See "Hours," page 2] nation before this week's poll distinction, instead, was given to nation. even though the Rivermen have Lock Haven University of Penn- [See "Poll," page 2] Optometry: filling a need

Barb DePalma "Wc review approximately 85 determine what the optometric percent of the reasonably quali­ needs of the state are," said After more than ten years of fied applicants," said Davidson. Davidson. "This amount of study and planning. the UMSL "The committee meets weekly to graduates would be required to School of Optometry opened on make selections on the basis of keep the optometrist-to-patient June 1. 1980. The main pur­ the available information. Most ratio stable." poses of the school are to students who have applied to the The fees for the four-year educate students in order to fill School of Optometry have a program total $3,000 per year the national need for optome­ bachelor's degree in the for Missouri residents and trists and to allow Missouri sciences. This is not required, $8,500 per year for non-Missouri residents the opportunity to however, for admission. We residents. The reason for the study optometry within the state have received students who have difference in tuition is that at less cost than at other schools degrees in other areas. In fact, non-Missouri residents are re­ of optometry. we encourage some of our quired to pay the full cost of "UMSL is the only optometry students to major in other areas their education. The school has school in the state," said David because it allows them to becom 16 faculty members, eight full­ Davidson. associate dean of the more well-rounded in the field of time and eight part-time School of Optometry. "Up until optometry. A well-rounded per­ members. 1980, UMSL had no professional son makes for a better qualified "The faculty was chosen from programs. The University of optometrist. .. a nation-wide facuIty recruit­ Missouri system wanted the The first class accepted into ment," Davidson said. "They school. St. Louis was chosen the school consisted of 31 stu­ were selected on the basis of because it provided the best dents. There are 33 students in their credentials. The ratio of population for a clinical base." this year's class. The maximum students to faculty is approxi­ number of students entering a mately six to one. When the FOOD FOR THOUGHT: A business student ponders a problem class is limited to 40, with school reaches full capacity, we in the Computer Center. In the last 10 years, enrollment in the Students who apply to the approximately 25 of the spaces would like to have 25 full-time School of Business has doubled [photo by Sharon Kubatzky]. School of Optometry must have completed at least three years of reserved for Missouri residents. faculty members, but this de­ college. They must also have "The number of students we pends on the budget at that completed college-level prerequi­ accept was chosen on the basis time. " School of Business site courses in biology, general of a study that was conducted to [See "Eyes," page 3] chemistry, organic chemistry, physics. mathematics. psycho­ realizes $85,000 profit logy. social and behavioral sciences and English. center staff member who taught inside Sharon Kubatzky Before being admitted stu­ two courses, two part-time dents must take the Optometry instructors, made cuts in depart­ Perha ps the other depart­ College Admissions Test The Royal court ment expenses and equipment ments at UMSL should take note (OCAT). This test is designed to funds, candidate travel funds, Meet the King and of School of Business Dean measure generally acquired and .made part-time wage payroll Queen candidates Donald Driemeier's formula for knowledge as well as knowlede reductions. success. He traded in $40,000 of physics, chemistry and biolo­ for the 1981 "We tried to cut items that homecoming e­ for $125,00 when UMSL made gy. two percent across-the-board would minimize direct impact on lectlons ..... page 7 budget reductions. the students," said Driemeier. "Because of increased enroll­ " We got by without cutting a The students are then review­ Rah! Rah! ment, higher fees, and an appro­ single course." ed by the Admissions Committee priation for optometry, the Uni­ Driemeier felt that the reason before their acceptance is final­ Cheerleadlng tryouts were held last week and the new versity actually had as much for the school's getting the ized. The committee consists of squad appears to he more enthusiastic than ever money this year as it did last $125,000 back from the two faculty members both inside and before .•.....•..•..•....•.•.••.•••.•••••.•••..••..••••••..•••••••••• page 8 year," stated Driemeier. "But percent cut was because of the outside the optometry school, the school wanted to redistribute greatly increased enrollment in professional optometrists and editorials ...... 4-5 some of that money." the school of business. "We optometry students chosen by We're No.1 The School of Business origin­ have doubled our enrollment in their peers. The applicants are features/arts .... 7-11 ally gave $40,000 when it re­ the past ten years," he said. reviewed on their cumulative ceived a two percent budget cut, With the additional $85,000, grade point average, grade Many of UMSL's soccer classifieds ...... 1 0 causing it to limit its support to Driemeier restored expense and points achieved in the sciences, players are excited about scores on the OCAT examination the University Business Develop­ candidate travel funds and part­ being the top-ranked Division around urnsl...... 1 2 and three letters of recommen­ ment Center, an outreach center ' time payroll positions. He also n team In the natlon •• page 13 dation, required from all for small businesses in St. louis. sports ...... 1 3-1 5 The school lost a computer [See "Profit," p. 2] applicants. page 2 CURRENT Sept. 24, 1981

newsbriefs. --- Barnes, Ellis to receive UMSL Chancellor's Award

Ward E. Barnes, former superintendent of the Normandy School District and Elmer EIIis, president emeritus of the University of Missouri, will each receive the UMSL Chancellor's Award at ceremonies to be held Wednesday, Sept. 30 at 4pm at the Alumni Circle on campus. Attending the ceremony will be UMSL Chancellor Arnold B. Grobman, UM President James C. Olson, members of the original UMSL faculty and invited guests. Admission to the public is free. According to Grobman, Barnes and Ellis have been chosen to receive the Chancellor's Award in honor of their key roles in the establishment of the UMSL campus. Barnes led the Normandy WIZARDS: Pinball aficionados test their skills at the Fun Palace. Revenues from the pinball machines School District in the acquisition of the former Bellerive Country have helped the Fun Palace become self-supporting [photo by Sharon Kubatzkyj. Club for use as the Normandy Residence Center, a junior coIlege. Ellis, who was then UM president was approached by Barnes with the suggestion that UM buy the property for a St. Louis campus. FoIlowing negotiations, the University purchased the property which became UMSL in 1963. Barnes and Ellis have maintained close ties with UMSL since its beginning. Barnes is a member of the Chancellor's Council Poll and Ellis maintains an office at UMC, where the library is named from page 1 playoffs," Dallas said. " Rank­ them the incentive to knock us after him in recognition of his contributions to the university. Th e regional poll is important, ings are not even considered." off." he said, "but it'll also give though, because teams ranked Dallas believes the top rating. us the . incentive to do well behind one team in the same though. will play a big part in because we know what's at region cannot be ranked ahead UMSL's success or failure the stake. " Applications being accepted of that team in the national poll. rest of this season. Several of UMSL's players In addition, only fo ur teams " When other schools see concurred with Dallas' thoughts. from one region can be included we're number one, it'll give "Now that we're number one, for U Center Boards in the final rankings. everybody will be shooting for ._ Applications are now being accepted for positions on the "It's a little complicated but us," said senior co-captain Pat University Center Advisory Board and the University Program­ it's pretty fair," DaIlas said. McVey. "It's going to pump us ming Board. Applications may be picked up at the Information "It's probably the best you can Hours-- up. " Desk in the University Center or the Student Association Office, come up with as far as rankings from page 1 253A University Center. Completed applications must be returned go." are filled by lower salaried to either the Student Association or the Information Desk no later Interestingly, the national employees, and employees who Profit-- than 5pm Wednesday, Oct. 14. rankings have no bearing on take sick leave but are not yet from page 1 Four students will be elected to serve a term consisting of the post-season playoffs. The NCAA qualified for sick pay. hired'full-time instructors for fall, winter and summer semesters and three students will be National Tournament Commit­ Proffer said that the library this year. "We would hope that elected to serve for the faIl semester of 1981. At the beginning of tee. which has nothing to do traditionaIly has a high budget­ we could look for full-time the winter semester. three students will be elected to serve a with the rankings, selects teams ary recovery figure, because doctoral quality staff for next term of the winter. summer and fall semesters. Students who are for the regional and national there is a large turnover in the year," Driemeier said. "One chosen to serve the fall 1981 semester are welcome to reapply tournaments. library. He said that there is stiIl major problem we've had is not and will probably receive preference over the other applicants. " Being ranked number one is a chance that the library could being able to expand the nice, but it doesn't have any­ have enough funds to reopen the number of courses to satisfy Math workshop offered thing to do with making the later hours. student demand."

The Center for Academic Development's Mathematics Unit and I the UMSL Counseling Service are co-sponsoring a math anxiety workshop. The purpose of the workshop is to help students deal with math anxiety which may be inhibiting academic success. Six I '12 hour sessions led by Anita McDonald (CAD) and Bob Rhodes Carr (Counseling Service) are scheduled to begin Sept. 28. The time of the sessions will be arranged according to participant's schedules. The workshop is free and open to all students. Applications are available in 425 SSB (CAD Math Lab) or 427 SSB (Counseling Service). For more information, caIl 553-5654 or Scholarship 553-5711.

Despite the language of the official announcement a candidate need not be Course to be taught superhuman to qualtfy. The Selection Committee looks for high scholarship [probably at least a 3.7 on sign language GPA in the preceding year], outstanding performance in some type of independent academic or professional work, some extra-curricular interests UMSL will offer an introduction to sign language taught by [which in some cases might be the student's employment], and a humanitarian Nancy Marguiles. Classes will meet Tuesdays, Oct. 20 to Nov. 24 concern for others. The candidate need not be an athiete, although he or she from 9:30 to 1l:30am in the J.C. Penney Building. The should be physically fit and enjoy exercise. . registration fee is $45. In the past, two University oj Missoun·-St. Louis studen.ts· ;;ere selected to The course will teach the basics of American Sign Language for represent Missoun' and barely missed final selection in the regional competition. personal use, creative expression and communication with deaf Now that the competition is open to UMSL women as well as men, our chances people. Sign uses as art in poetry and music will also be of success are greater. explored. Marguiles is a counselor who works with deaf people, teaching A candidate must be between the ages of 18 and 24 on October 1, 1981. Whtle daily living skills, socialization, communication skills and he or she must be unmarried until the end of the first year at Oxford, marnage vocational rehabilitation. She is a registered interpreter and in the second year is possible without forfeiting the scholarship. currently signs for dance and music groups in the St. Louis area. Elections will be held in all states in December, 1981. Scholars-elect wtll enter . For ~ore information, or to register, caIl 553-5511. Oxford University in October, 1982. The Scholarship pays 7000 pounds [about~14,000.00] per year plus payment of travel costs to and from Oxford. Appointment is made for two years with a third year probable tf the Scholar's record men'ts it. The Sholar may either study for Adm ission program offered an Honours B.A., or for a graduate degree in virtually any field or profession. Interested students should first consult the packet of informational literature A program for minority high school students and their parents concerning college admission requirements, academic programs on reserve in the Library and, if they are interested, should then pick up the and financial aid will be held Thursday, Oct. 1 at St. Louis application form from the Office of Academic Affairs, 401 Woods Hall, as soon Community College-Forest Park. as possible. The completed application should be returned by noon, Fn'day, The program will be co-sponsored by the four campuses of the October 2, 1981. University of Missouri, including UMSL, and Lincoln University in Jefferson City. It will begin at 7pm in the Student Center cafeteria and is open to the public. Registration is not required and there is no admission charge. Undergraduate and gradu'ate Admissions and financial aid representatives from all five campuses will present an opening discussion on general admissions requirements and procedures on and available sources of, financial aid. men and women eligible Following the diseussion, university representatives will be available to answer questions and provide information about their institutions. For further information, caIl the Admissions Office at 553-5451. Sept. 24, 1981 CURRENT page 3 Franzen says competency testing not solution

Lacey Burnette committee? better job of screening teaching with other knowledge. A test certification. There needs to be "As an issue, competency candidates. No action was taken only tells us what is known at a phases of certification, so a Competency testing is a sim­ testing has been around for by the state that year on given time for that individual. It teacher can be observed over a plistic solution to a complex quite a few years, and it has competency testing. doesn't tell us whether a person period of time and evaluated. problem.-WiUlam L. Franzen, been gaining support in recent Franzen agrees there has to is going to be a success or not. But in Missouri, once you're dean of the UMSL School of years," Franzen said. Franzen be an assessment of abilities in For example, the SAT is sup­ certified, you're certified ·for Education. explained that in Missouri the students, but he says there is posed to predict a student's life," he said. state government has tried to Last May, the Missouri Board more to teaching than just chance of succeeding in his first Franzen also said that society avoid legislating education, of Education approved a com­ testing. "We need a total view year of college." has put a lot of responsibilities preferring instead to leave the petency testing program. Begin­ of all students' behavior to •• Some people believe com­ on the schools other than to regulating of education to edu­ ning in 1983 the program will determine if they are going to be petency testing could raise stan­ teach academic subjects. "Why cators. But in each of the last require prospective education effective as a teacher. We need dards, but raising standards is a do we have programs in school three years Representative students to attain specified test to observe them and have inter­ much more complex issue, " that are not directly related to William H. Steinmetz (Repub­ . scores on either the American views with them. A test is not Frazen said. education? We teach driver's lican-Creve Coeur) has proposed College Testing Program (ACT) 'going to tell us everything we education, sex education, drug a bill that would require or the Scholastic Aptitude Test need to know," Franzen said. Franzen said that one key education, and have to remedy competency testing of prospec­ (SAT). If a student fails to reach For these reasons, students are element to raising standards is some of society's other social tive education students. Because a minimum score he can retake allowed to retake the test and economics. He cited the state of problems. We are servants of competency testing was gaining the test after taking courses in can be admitted through inter- Missouri's status as one of the the public. If the public wants us support, educators decided to college to help his under­ ' views. poorest supporters of education to be a shelter for children of take action to avoid having the standing of the test material. Franzen said that the push for in the country. "There has to be broken homes, we can do that. state become involved. Students can also be admitted to competency testing is a backlash an i.ncreased commitment from We'll try to teach them," In 1979, Franzen spoke at education schools by going to society's opinion that they do both the state and the residents Franzen said. hearings on competency testing through a series of interviews not have much control over the of the state," he said. Franzen said that a combina­ conducted by the Missouri and evaluations by the school. schools. "All they can do is vote -Another area in which tion of elements is needed to House Education Committee. In Currently a student must have a on bond issues, tax increases, Franzen is critical is the current improve the quality of education. his statement to the committee, 2.0 cumulative grade point and school board members," system of , certifying teachers. "A test just isn't going to do it, Franzen said that teaching average to be admitted to the Franzen said. "There is a nega­ "Missouri is one of the few we need to do a lot of things to candidates were already being UMSL School of Education. tive outlook on American edu­ states that still awards lifetime raise standards," he said. sufficiently tested, both through UMSL School of Education cation that just isn't true. admissions criteria and class­ Dean William L. Franzen was a American education has been a room examination and that col­ member of the subcommittee success story." leges and universities were al­ Eyes that formulated the program. "I know we've got room for rea-dy screening students who How could Franzen, who de­ improvement, and we've got wished to teach. He added that from page 1 scribes himself as an "out­ some problems in our schools, problems that affect the eyes. spoken critic of competency test­ a state mandated competency but running after it with a Upon graduation, students are However, they must take a ing, " be a member of such a test could not do a significantly competency test is not going to certified as doctors of optometry. test administered by the Mis­ get it done," he said. The services provided by an souri Board of Examiners in "When we look at competency optometrist include: the evalu­ order to become licensed. The testing we have to ask, 'Is this ation of the health status of the license need not be renewed really an attempt to improve visual systems, correction of annually but graduates are re­ CLARK'STOO education?' " Franzen said . ." A optic defects of the eye, im­ quired to continue their educa­ test is a useful instrument, but it provement in vision performance tion in order to remain licensed. needs to be used in conjunction and diagnosis of general health A 1981 Missouri law states that • optometrists are now permitted "Miller Lite Nite" to use drugs in treating patients. This law requires students to Planned Parenthood take additional courseS and tests 7Scentsabottle in preparation for graduation. of St. Louis Although the school of opto­ For contraceptive counseling and metry is under UMSL's jurisdic­ services ... pregnancy tests ... VD tests. tion, it has a separate student governing body. It is called the Oct.) Clinic Locations: 8pm~? Missouri Chapter of American 4409 West Pine...... 533·7460 Optometry Students Association. 3115 South Grand ...... 865·1850 The association consists of eight 8911 Natural Bridge Rd. 493 Rue St. Francois...... 921·4445 student officers who form a professional organization. The 1 mile west of UMSL Have questions? Call 647·2188 for birth control information purpose of the association is political and professional and is necessary for students to be­ come more involved in opto­ metry. "We have a very active re­ OCT. cru itment program for the School of Optometry," said Davidson. " We are travelling to 2&3 colleges in this state and the midwest. We also received a special grant to help us recruit minority students. At the moment we only have one black student. In fact, in the state of Missouri, there are only three black optometrists. The school of optometry has given the univer­ sity the chance to expand in new areas of educaton. It also in­ creased the drawing power to the university." SOCCER GAME DINNER DANCE JERRY 'ROBUl;S Friday, October 2 7:30 pm Saturday, October 3 ~o~y UMSL vs. Northeast Missouri State Plantation Dinner Theater Mark Twain. Complex . Doors Open -6:30 pm {North end of campus) SPECIALIZING IN: Buffet Dinner - '7:00 pm • PAINTING . Free Admission to UMSL .Students Music by White Starline • FENDER STRAIGHTENING • RUST REPAIR .Tickets $10 per person Bring in your INSURANCE KING & QUEEN (~vailable at U. Center Info. Desk REPAIR ESTIMATE Elections - Tuesday & Wednesday WE PAY

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.,editorials )

Rules are made to be broken Interpretation in error

It appears as if members of the Student present constitution. the School of Optome­ Association responsible for running the New · try would never gain a seat on the Student elections scheduled for Sept. 29 and Assembly. for it was never designed to 30, have no intention of righting their ·accomodate a large number of students. The wrong. School of Nursing could. in all probability. reach 25 I students. The issue at hand is quite simple: the Student Assembly has interpreted its con­ It is ridiculous to waste time and money stitution incorrectly and rather than correct on an election that is not even valid. Several it, has chosen to ignore it. The section of the options are available at this time. constitution in question states, "There shall be one elected representative for every 500 The Student Association could cancel the students, or fraction thereof greater than 1j2, elections. amend their constitution to include enrolled in any school or college established representatives from all new schools and at UMSL after the ratification of this colleges formed at UMSL and then proceed constitution. " with the New Student Elections. However. since a week has already passed and those The interpretation would thus be that in responsible have yet to take any initiative. it order for a school or college established at seems unlikely. UMSL to acquire a seat on the Student Assembly, it would require 251 or more A concerned student or group of students students enrolled in that particular school or could take it upon themselves to bring the college. But then, rules were made to be matte r to the a ttention of the Stude nt Court broken seems to b e the policy of the through a formal written complaint sent to Asse mbly. the Office of Student Affa irs. At that ti me Applications for Student Association re­ the Student Court could convene and rule on presentatives are being accepted from can­ the elections as being inval id or place a hold didates from the Schools of Nu rsing and on the elections until a decision could be Optometry even though neither school has reached. 25 t stude nts enroll ed in its school. Students should not have to put up with Although it was thoughtful to include the type of irresponsibility being displayed those schools. such a gesture clearly violates by several me mbers of the Student Assem­ the constitution as it now stands. Under the bly. University needs support letters Harriers used by . Four weeks ago today, the reductions will have to be The University has already faculty and staff at UMSL made. It is highly question­ had to sacrifice services in held a Day of Concern in ao able whether or not the order to stay within its Athletic Department effort to help educate the university can afford aca­ budget. One example stu­ public in regard· to their low demicalty to take on any dents can see as a result of Dear Editor: In order to remain in the level funding. University fa­ additional cutbacks. the budget cuts is through In eight years of participating MIAA Conference, this school culty and employee pay raises in Cross, Country, I have never But on the other side of the the cutting of library hours must have seven men's varsity have been put on hold as a witnessed a more atrocious dis­ coin. the university cannot from what they were last teams. With the dropping of result of an across the board play of running and coaching wrestling at UMSL, we now afford to sacrifice its faculty year. than l!lst Saturday when I went state budget cut of 10 percent have seven teams, and so the through a lack of funding. How much can the univer­ to Forest Park to watch a dual reasoning is logical. The Cross made in June by Governor meet between UMSL and Rolla. Employee compensation has sity afford to cut and still Country team is still techni­ Christopher S. Bond. Rolla travelled across the state been listed by university of­ maintain a quality institution? cally alive because it is need­ On Oct. 9, UM President ficials as their main priority, hoping to find a competitive ed if UMSL wants to stay alive Already Missouri ranks forty­ team, but rather found UMSL's James C. Olson plans to although this still remains to second in dol1ars spent per in the MIAA . team to be five individuals who Just like any athlete, I am present 1981-82 budget con­ be seen. capita on higher education. were obviously anything but fond of the sport which I have siderations to the Board of At the present the problem runners. The Miners ran what taken up, and I find it insulting Curators. At this time Olson may not seem too severe, but Governor Bond and the amounted to a time trial, their will announce his decision state legislature need to take that the Athletic Committee can the university could and top IS men finishing ahead of take advantage of a sport and its regarding a mid-year salary should anticipate a problem immediate action to insure a UMSL's first. participants in the way that they and wage increase. However, in retaining or fitling vacant grade-A education for public Why is the team so bad? The have with the Cross Country answer is that this is a team according to Olson, if a salary faculty positions. Quality pay higher learning. They cannot team. I feel this program should and wage package is imple­ expect the university to run which died a long time ago but be dropped. And I feel Chuck is a must to attract quality refuses to acknowledge its own mented, additional budgetary people. on a pass/ fail fiscal policy. Smith and Frank Neal should passing. The students don't apologize to Rolla for having want a Cross Country team and them waste their time and the runners have emphatically money. shown that we don't want to run In fact. maybe they should for an athletic committee which CURRENT just make it a form letter. neither supports nor cares for They'll need more. us. The only reason the team UNlVERSrrY OF MIssOum.SAINT LOUIS Jerry O'Brien exists at the school is this: Editor ...... Cberyl Keathley Production Chief...... Jeff Kuchao Copy Editor ...... Jean Wessel Production Asslstants ...... Marjorle Bauer News Editor...... Lacey BurDette JeffUmb Assistant News Editor...... Barb DePalma Lena Nlewald Features/ Arts Editor...... Sharon .Kobusb Typesetters ...... Marty K1ag Health insurance policy Sports Edltor ...... : ...... Klrk Beeken Elaine Robb Business Manager...... Yates Sanden Sports COlamnlst ... : ...... Jeff Kachao Ad Sales...... Tom Straughan raises additional question Calendar Edltor...... Susan ReD Ad Constructionist ... ; ...... Shirley Wicht Photography Director...... WUey PrIce Grapblc ArtIsts ...... Mike Smith Dear Editor: year, student health insurance Circulation Manager...... , .. Yates Sanden ·Davld Homaag I would like to thank you for cost $50 for both men and the story on student health women. Women who wanted The Current is published weekly on Thursdays at 1 Blue Metal Office Building, 8001 Natural insurance ("Student health in­ coverage for disability due to Bridge Road, St. Louis, MO 63121. Phone: 553-5174. surance up 54%) in the Septem­ pregpancy paid an I"dditional $75 The newspaper, financed in part by ' student activity fees, is not an official publication of the ber 3 issue of the Current. fee. 'last October, Stephen Slat­ University of Missouri. The university is not responsible for the Current's contents and policies. However, I must indicate to er. a student at UMKC, cried Editorials expressed in the paper reflect the opinions of the editorial staff. Articles labeled Stephen Slater that his quest to " sexual discrimination" ; after "Commentary" are the opinion of the individual writer. eliminate sexual discrimiJ:tation giving the matter a scanty is not yet complete. amount of thought, the Educa- Advertising rates are available upon request by contacting the Business Office at 553-5175. Space First let me supply some reservations for advertisement must be received by 3pm 3n Fridays prior to the date of publication. [See "more lett... ," page 5] background information. Last Sept. 24,1981 CURRENT page 5 more letters

THAN WOMEN. I know this from page 4 will be successful in trying to the American Insurance Associ­ women. Therefore. men should make auto insurance rates eq'ual ation says: "The fairest way to sounds wild, but just think for a pay a smaller insurance rate for tion Insurance Service set insur­ for men and women. But don 't distribute accident costs is for moment. Male pregnancies are a policy which covers pregnancy. ance rates at $77 for both men tell Slater; I want him to at least each driver to pay an insurance so rare that you hardly ever hear Attention please, Education In­ and wo men. In effect, men are try! rate that reflects as closely as about them. For example, how surance Service: Your own in­ now helping to pay for pregnan­ The fact is that auto rates are possible the exposure to loss of many male pregnancies have dustry says that each person cy disability for wo men. Score higher for men because men his or her group." (Advertise­ you heard about this week? should" ... pay an insurance rate one for Stephen Slater and, to have more auto accidents. The ment from Newsweek, Septem­ Further, I beileve that a survey that reflects as closely as pos­ coin a phrase, "sexual desegre­ insurance companies divide men ber 7, 1981 p. 25) of maternity ward nurses will sible the exposure to loss of his gation. " and women into separate groups At this point, I would like to co nfirm my theory. or her group." Women have less But Mr. Slater hasn't fi nished (men ages 16-21, women ages introduce a theory of mine. Of If my theory proves to be true, accidents. so they pay lower the job he started. You see, men 16-21, men ages 21-25, etc.); the course, it will have to be proven and, in fact, less men become auto insurance rates. Therefore. under age 25 pay higher auto members of each group then pay by medical studies before it can pregnant than women, then it since men have less pregnan­ insurance premiums than rates according to the amount of be stated as a fact. Here it is: I logically follows that health in­ cies. they should pay lower women. Shouldn't this also be money that the companies pay BELIEVE THAT MEN ARE surance companies pay less health insurance rates. co nsidered '(sexual discrimina­ out to each p. Here is what SIGNIFICANTLY LESS LIKELY money to men who become Cordially yours, tion?" I challenge Mr. Slater to TO BECOME PREGNANT disabled by pregnancy than Jeff Lamb use all his resources on the task of equalizing men's and women's auto insurance rates (by raising women's rates and lowering men 's rates) the way Student Activities given credit he helped raise men's health Noon Live Concert Series. insurance rates. Dear Editor: of Students, Dr. Conney Kimby, I wou ld like to take this While I appreciated the article Mr. Slater: If you are reading to do some contemporary pro­ opportunity to thank the Current by Mr. Clements, I hasten to this letter, please stop here. gramming. the Student Life staff for its feature article on Ron point out that the Noonday Live Now that Mr. Slater isn't decided on the daytime free Edwards. Ron is employed by Series, begun in 1977, was and reading, I would like to let admission programs rather than the Office of Student Life to is funded by Student Activities everyone else in on a little attempting to do night concerts secure talent for the Wednesday fees. When asked by then Dean secret: I don't think Mr. Slater and hope to attract an audience t~at had already gone to their homes. jobs. etc. The Office of Student Life wanted to attract the best local talent available for the money allocated and we were fortunate to locate Ron Edwards. who works for the University Center and who. being an accomplished musician himself, knows most of the outstanding local entertain­ ers. Although not the founder of the Wednesday Noon Live Ser­ ies. Ron is certainly an integral part of the success of the program and the Office of Stu­ dent Life is pleased to have his assistance in auditioning and booking the fine entertainers who appear Wednesdays at UMSL. We hope to continue to co-sponsor. with the University Center. this highly successful program. Sincerely. Rick Blanton Director. Student Life

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Yum page 6 CURRENT Sept. 24,1981 Fighting the vending war Nominations open

Lacey Burnette Assistant Vice Chancellor for The vending machines are Administrative Services John D. owned and operated by Raiffie forWhosWho Did any of the following Phillippe. Vending Company under a uni­ happen the last time you tried to "The vending company tells versity contract. The contract Nominations are now being self/ herself. The nominated stu­ buy a soda from a campus us that 80 percent of the will expire this December and accepted for Who's Who Among dent must be a junior. senior, or vending machine? machine malfunctions are the the university is viewing alter­ Students in American Colleges graduate student with a 2.5 a. The machine forgot to give result of bent coins and slugs," natives, but Phillippe said the and Universities. Applications cumulative GPA. The nominated you a cup and the ice formed a Phillippe said. "But, in general, university has been pleased with can be obtained from Student student must also have made neat little pile which the soda machines are mechanical and the service they have received Affairs in 301 Woods Hall or at significant contributions to the seeped through to the drain. there are going to be ' some from Raiffie. the information desk. Nomina­ university both academically and b. The machine decided you problems." "Raiffie has been more re­ tions must be turned in to to the university population in didn't need any more sugar and Phillippe said that all of the sponsive to our problems than Student Affairs by Oct. 5. general. declined to put any syrup in vending areas will have signs other companies," Phillippe A student can be nominated your drink. posted telling who to contact to said. "They are a smaller, more by any faculty member, staff Students who are nominated c. The machine experimented receive a refund if a machine is personal company, and pay more member, or another student. A will be mailed an application by with you by mixing two different not working properly. Admini­ attention to our needs." student can also nominate him- Student Affairs. brands of soda. strative Services has a petty d. The 25 cents you deposited cash funds from which it can became a donation. make refunds . Phillippe said If so, how did you respond? part of the problem establishing Getting adm.itted to ~ed school a. With a swift kick to the refund outlets is that it creates also get his reference letters lower portion of the machine in an extra burden on the people Marjorie Bauer in his favor, together with his ready early." grade point average," Kissane hopes of permanantly putting it involved. "We try to get some­ In 1978-79, 37,500 applications said. out of its misery. one in the building to handle "How to Get Into Medical were processed through AMCAS Washington University pro­ b. By gutting the insides by refunds and malfunction reports School" was the topic of a and of these, 16,500 were placed cesses about 1 ,600 of the ap­ reaching up the opening and but right now we have three lecture last Friday by Dr. John in schools. plications received and of these, pulling whatever could be buildings where there isn't any­ M. Kissane, professor of Patho­ reached. one doing it." he said. If there logy and Pediatrics at Washing­ "The second step in applying 600-800 applicants are asked for c. By launching a verbal " is no one to contact, Phillippe ton University's Medical School. to medical school is to complete a personal interview. About 120 assault that would have made said. people can call his office at Kissane is also a member of the Additional Information students are eventually enrolled Sheriff Buford T. Justice blush. 5206. the Washington University Med­ Form, which involves a fee. by the university. d. Cried. Last year the 46 vending ical School Admissions Board. After that, the student is on his "In general, interested Well. if you responded in any machines on campus grossed own," he said. Washington Uni­ students should read the admis­ He explained the several steps of the preceding manners you $132,000. There are 14 candy versity gets about 6,000 applica­ sions requirement book, apply in involved in applying to medical probably did not know there is a and snack machines, 11 soft tions and asks for about 2,000 Missouri, get good advice and school. "First the applicant must way to get your money back. In drink machines, 9 cigarette personal information forms. be prepared to interview," Kis­ take the MCAT (Medical College addition, the machine may not machines. and 12 hot drink sane said. "Do as well as you Admission Test)," he said. have been at fault according to machines. "The student will next have to possibly can academically, get ''They should then make use of write an essay on why he wants a legitimate major and cultivate a service called AMCAS which is to be in medical school. If the good relationships with a view used by students to circulate essay shows acceptable motiva­ towards good letters of recom­ CAD workshop to be held applications. The student should tion. it will weigh quite heavily mendation. " The Center for Academic Howard Benoist, director of Development (CAD) will conduct the CAD. said the workshop a free workshop for re-entering serves as a counseling session adult students Oct. 5, from for returning students. "The 7-9pm in 452 SSB. The purpose students can talk about their of the workshop is to help students who have been away probelms with returning to from school for an extended s ~ hool and they can find out how period adjust to the rigors of to solve those problems," school. Benoist said.

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features --~~~~~--~~~==~------arts Meet the homecoming candidates

Sharon Kobush The candidates will be introduced during half-time at the soccer game_ The game, against Northeast Missouri State, is at 7:30pm Homecoming is more than just a soccer game Friday, Oct. 2. There is no admission fee for and dance. It is a royal feast of activities among UMSL students. which is the crowning of the 1981 King and At the dinner dance the following night, Queen. Saturday, Oct. 3, the new UMSL royalty will be This year there 'are eight queen and six king, crowned. The winner of the lawn display will candidates. also be announced at this time. Tickets are $10.00 per person which includes The election will be held on Tuesday and dinner and dancing. Doors will open at 6:30pm Wednesday, Sept. 29 and 30. The polls will be and dinner will be served at 7pm. located in the lobbies of the U. Center, SSB Supply is limited, so buy your tickets early. and the Education Office Building at Marillac. To help you to get to know the candidates, They will be open both days during the hours here is some information taken from their of 9am to 1pm and again from 5 to 7pm. applications:

HOMECOMING '81 - King Candidates

Jim Brickey Ted Hagan Junior Senior Business Major (MIS/Marketing) Business Major Extra-curricular Activities & Interests: Extra-curricular Activities & Interests: • Intramural Sports-Volleyball, Football, • Dean's List (Fall '80, Winter '81) Racquetball • Pi Sigma Epsilon Business Fraternity John Harris Senior Biology Major Kolbum Conway Extra-curricular Activities & Interests: Junior • Intramurals (Football, softball, basketball, Political Science & Spanish Major soccer) Extra-curricular Activities & Interests: • Guitar, skiing, weight-lifting • Vice-president of Membership and Pledge- master for Alpha Phi Omega • ROTC junior w/ staff sergeant rank Jeff Kuchno • High school Student Rotarian Senior • AFS exchange student to Argentina Speech Communication Major Extra-Curricular Activities & Interests: • Current Sports Editor (1978-81) • Current Production Chief & Columnist (1981- 82) Don Davis Junior • Reporter, North County Journal Business Major • Co-host of sports show at Continental Cable­ vision Extra-curricular Activities & Interests: • Pi Kappa Alpha Fraternity (Several offices) • Intramurals (Hoc-Soc, Softball, Basketball) • Past member of Student Association Sergeant of Arms of the Assembly [See "Candidates," page 10]

Don Davis

• it ... d'.' page 8 CURRENT Sept. 24, 1981 Cheerleaders selected f.&'" Cheerleader Sponsor when last New kickers add spirit year's sponsor retired. LeGrande is a graduate and former UMSL Lena Niewald To qualify for tryouts each cheerleader. "I'm really excited person had to do two floor about being back," she said. Ilahl,. Nervous stomaches, sore mus­ cheers, three sideline cheers, " Many people don't even cles, and exhaustion seem like splits, cartwheel, roundoff, and know that UMSL has cheerlead­ "::':<~ ~~::~/;,~, enough to dampen any spirit, one jump of their choice. In ers," exclaimed Kathy Althoff, a.:Wf¥.\i~... :"-" :· ", .. b ut not for the eleven girls add ition to these, each one veteran cheerleader. This seems trying out for the 1981-82 UMSL cou Id choose three optional to be a determining factor on the Cheerleading Squad. stu n ts to perform. small turn out. The clinic mem­ Between September 8-16 the "Being a cheerleader would bership total was eleven-all Athletic Department conducted a be a great way to meet people, girls. Eight would become .cheer­ cheerleading clinic for all UMSL get involved in school and have leaders. "UMSL, being a com­ students, male and female, in ­ lots of fun," explained Rhonda muter school, plays a part in terested in trying out for the Flynn, a freshman, during one why people don't know about squad. Unfortunately this year practice session. This seemed to tryouts or just don't tryout," the turn out of males was a bit be the general concensus of all Althoff explained . "There is not disappointing. participants. enough school spirit." The clinic, organized by squad " I'm really looking forward to With knees shaking and Rah! sponsor Carol LeGrande, met getting the season going," Le smiles stretching from ear to each day from 3pm until Spm. Grande said. LeGrande is a ear, tryouts began. The clinic was organized to teacher at Normandy Hig h The girls performed in groups teach the required cheers and to School where she has sponsored of two in front of the judges. the Pom Pon Squad. She was practice jumps, acrobatics and [See 'Tryouts," page 11) stunts. asked to return to UMSL as Lounges: a place to unwind i VIckIe Vogel the student lounges however Center is usually suitable for With the north wind on its remodeling was delayed because casual studying, although most way, it is comforting to know of a construction project at the students find it more suitable for there is a warm place just women's center." relaxing and visiting. The lounge around the corner to study. Also coming from this alloca­ in Lucas Hall is probably the Conveniently located in almost tion was the money to remodel every building on campus is a the lounges in the Mark Twain [See "Lounges,' page 11) Center, Clark Hall (2nd fl oor, study lounge, with hot and cold beverages. snacks a nd cigar­ north wing) and in the Marillac rettes. The problem is, however, buildings. Study carols were also many students waste most of added to the first floor vending their free time just looking for a machine area in Lucas Hall. lounge to fit their needs. "Renovation of the study The newly renovated study lounge in Room 217 SSB is on lounge in Room 107, Benton the top of the priority list at Hall, is furnished with 13 study present." Combs said. The large carols and lots of sofas. Accord­ study room will be converted ing to Gloria Combs, director of into two separate lounges-one purchasing at UMSL.. "The cost for students to study in, and to remodel the lounge in Benton one with vending machines and Hall was close to $7S00. The tables and chairs for students renovation included new drapes, who want to visit and snack. carpeting and new chairs for the Combs said she is uncertain as study carols." Combs added, "A to when construction would $20.000 fund was allocated two begin. years ago for the renovation of The lounge in the Student Poetry review announced The National Poetry Press Each poem must be typed or announced a Coll ege Poetry Re­ printed on a separate sheet view open to any student attend­ must bear the name and home BEi=JUX ing either junior or senior col­ address of the student, and the lege. The closing date for the college address as well. submission of manuscripts is Send all manuscripts to the November S. office, of the press. Box 218, There is no limitation as to Agoura, CA., 91301 form or theme.

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HOMECOMING '81 :_/t(l·(J~'i(J(Ji/t/ti rriambtelt;' OC T . 2&3 SOCCER GArlE FRIDAY~ OCTOBER 2~ AT 7:30 PM MAR K TWAI N CO f1P LEX - NORTH END OF CAr~ PUS FREE AD MISSION TO UMSL STUDENTS DI NNER DANCE SATURDAY~ OCTOBER 3 BUFFET DINNER AT 7:00 PM 'IV~~octo""" 14, 1981,8:15 pm, J.C. Penney A~ditorium DOORS OPEN AT 6:30 PM University of Missouri-St. Louis PLANTATION DI NNER TI1EATRE 83.00 UM Students • 84.50 UM Faculty/Staff 86.00 General Public TICKETS $10.00 PER PERSON Advance Tickets at University Center Information Desk (MAY BE PURCHASED AT INFO. DESK , {Additional Information '553-5536) SPONSORED BY UMSL CONCERTS AND LECTURES COMMITTEE l ~ Sept. 24, 1981 CURRENTpage9 ~ Emergency service: just a phone call away Fast and friendly service

Gerald l. Sheehy for any damage done to the vehicle by Lewis or Stuart. I The UMSL campus is unique Students mu st also show their from all other campuses, and it UMSL student ID if they have is a un ique ness that many locked their keys in the car. students feel is well worth the "One way or another, they have cost. Last December, UMSL put got to look like the picture on a four-wheel drive jeep into the ;ID." Lewis said. service to aide stranded students Lewis and Stuart constantly on both the main and Marillac patrol both the main and Maril­ campuses. Ron Lewis and Jim lac campuses from 7:30am- Stuart, the drivers. travel both 11 pm. Monday through Friday. campuses unlocking car doors, This allows them ' to spot stu­ jump-starting dead batteries, dents and visitors who are and performing other minor having troubles. but do not know mechanical services for anyone of' the service. Their patrolling on the campuses. And the also discourages theft and van­ service is completely free. dalism of cars, although they . , The Emergency Service Ve­ cannot issue tickets or make hicle is in constant contact with arrests. the police dispatcher, which "The guys don't mind helping THANKS, I NEEDED THAT: Student Sharon Kubatzky signs a release from EmerQ8lll:Y Service Vehicle enables the vehicle to be any­ I think it's great public relations driver Jim Stewart , in order to have her keys removed from her locked car [photo by Wiley Price). where in minutes. The jeep for the college." comme'nted carries a full load of equipment Marj Watts after being aided by including: a 20 foot jumper the serivce. Pat Holterman cables, three types of "Slim would have been "permanently type of service other than Mike Abernathy of the UMSL . UMSL Police on a~y hotline Jims" (to open locked car stranded" if she had not been through the police departments. Police, said he thought signs phone on the campuses at 5155. doors). fire extinguisher. start­ able to get her keys from her One of the biggest problems, should be put up in all visitor Give the dispatcher your name, ing. fluid, compressed air ta~k , locked car. according to Lewis. is that parking iots and in the daily location, color. and make of your two gallons of gasoline, and Charles Belt, a graduate stu­ everyone doesn't know of the parking lots to inform visitors of vehicle: within minutes the ve­ anti-freeze. dent from Cleveland visiting the service. Lewis thinks one answer UMSL's unique service. hicle will be on the scene. "We try not to damage the UMSL campus, was surpirsed at might be to place stickers on "Sometimes we even beat the unit," Lewis said, "but we the specialized service and . UMSL vehicles and police cars In order to contact the Emer­ students back to their own units cannot start any work without speed of response. "They are advertising the service. Officer gency Service Vehicle, call the (cars)," Lewis said. the student first signing a re­ faster then some police forces." lease." This release states the he said adding that that he knew UMSL campus is not responsible of no other college that had this Community Psychological Services HOTTU8 0" WHEELS give help and offers understanding Bob Goff dents are involved. Counseling Service in 427 SSB, Fora "ot Party. These students are divided unless students want a longer approach to their problems. In the four years since open­ into six groups, each headed by Rent a "ot Tubl l a faculty member. The kind of ing its doors. Community Psy­ CPS helps people overcome work each student does depends chological Services has helped difficulties in developmental, life on how far advanced he is or situational crises. It can also Call for appointment after 5pm. over 500 people through psycho­ toward his Ph.D. Beginning stu­ help people learn to deal with logical evaluation and therapy. dents participate in the group's stress or become more effective 822-2434 The service is located on the discussions but perform no ther­ as parents. spouses -or business second floor of Stadler Hall and apy. Students more advanced people. Ask for Louis or Paul. offers a variety of psychological toward their doctorate are al­ services including individual lowed to work directly with the The service uses psychother­ psychotherapy, for adults. adole­ clients. apy. a method of "talking" scents a nd children. maritai CPS is a non-profi t agency. treatment for personal problems. t t counseling. a nd family and Client fees are determined by a Orlofsky explained, "It involves t t group therapy. The CPS staff sliding scale b ased on client exploring the vari ous facets of VOTE FOR also refers people to social family size and income. Clients one's problems-the personal rea­ t t service agencies which may be are seen regardless of their ctions. thoughts and feelings. better able to deal with them abi li ty to pay. The fees are used With the help of a therapist, t t aryd their problems. to pay for the secretarial staff clients can come to understand t t and supplies. Orlosky said, "We the problems and see how to Bitzie Ted Dr. Jacob Orlofsky. director of are committed to providing ser­ correct them . It's a learning CPS. said. "The services are t and t vices to individuals who might process whereby one unlearns. provided primarily by advanced some maladaptive anxiety or t t clinical psychology doctoral stu­ not be able to afford services Hebron Hagen elsewhere." ineffective behavior and learns t t dents who are members of the more effective ways of coping. " graduate training program in Orlofsky explained one mis­ t Homecoming Q,ueen and King t psychology. " . The students are The service is open from conception that CPS deals with. supervised by licensed clinical 9am-8pm Monday through "Some segments of our society t t Thursday, and from 9am-5pm on "Weare independents and would psychologists who are faculty feel that to seek psychological t t members of the department of Fridays. Appointments may be help is a sign of weakness. We apprecaiate your vote on psychology at UMSL. The fa­ made by calling 553-5824. Be­ view things somewhat differ­ t t culty members also provide di­ cause the service collects a fee, ently. We know that problems t Tues., Sept. 29 or Wed., Sept. 30." t rect services for the clients. students who contact the service ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~fo Approximatly 35 predoctoral stu- are usually referred to the free [See "Service," page 10) WANTED: SIGN UP IN U. CENTER LOBBY~ SEPT.28 asst. features editor I

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call Sharon or Kirk SIGN-UP TO BE IN GONG SHOW!!!! at 553-5174 page 10 CUR RENT Sept. 24,1981 4 Computer Center Short Candidates------from page 7 J Courses teach new data HOMECOMING '81 . Queen Candidates Rhonda Gasser Tara Porterfield Senior Sophomore David Besgrove The subjects that will be run a job on the computer. It is Marketing/ Management Major Bu sin ess Administration Major Extra-Curricular Activities & Interests: As the field of computers Language (JCL), Conversation­ Extra-curricular Activities & Interests: • Ch eerleading grows rapidly, the computer al Monitor System (CMS), Time • Delta Zeta Sorority • Zeta Tau Alpha Sorority department at UMSL continues Sharing Option (TSO), Statistical • Student Senator (1980) to do its part in helping interest­ Analysis System (SAS), and • Dean's List ed students. As part of their Speakeasy. All these are neces­ • Volleyball & Hoc-Soc Intramurals Vanessa Rials program, the computer depart­ sary to fully understand the Junior Pam Hager ment is offering a series. of computer programs and courses Management Major at UMSL. An introduction to the Junior Extra-Curricular Activities & Interests: courses called Computer Center Business Administration Major (MIS) Short Courses to help people entire system kicked-off the pro­ • President of Alpha Phi Omega Extra-curricular Activities & Interests: better understand computers. gram. • University Singers • Pi Sigma Epsilon Fraternity "Computer Center Short JCL is the language used to • Co-leader of Bible Study Courses are designed to teach run a job on the computer. It is • Sports people on the campus ' how to also necessary in order to do any • Music Shirley Wight • Computer Club use the computers on campus," work on the computer system Senior William P . He inbecker said. and pass data to a program. Special Education Major CMS is a time sharing system Extra-Curricular Activities & Interests: Heinbecker is one of the instruc­ Bitzie Hebron that allows user interaction at a tors who will be teaching the Junior • Production Chief, UMSL Current (1980-81) courses during the fall semester. relatively low cost. (1981-82) Speech Communication Major • Ad Constructionist, UMSL Current The portion entitled TSO in­ • Counselor for SLARC Fine other instructors, in addi­ Extra-Curricular Activities & Interests: volves allowing the user to have • Intramural Softball & Hoc-Soc tion to Heinbecker, will teach • Swimming the courses. the ability to communicate di­ • Dean's List • Skiing Th e course is operated in a rectly with the computer. SAS is a package that enables on to rather unique manner. Unlike a Liz Poe ling Helen Yiatras facilitate data management and normal classroom situation, no Sophomore Senior statistical analysis. This allows fees are required for participa­ Marketing & Sales Major Administration of Justice Major the user, who has data to be tion. A student receives no Extra-Curricular Activities & Interests: Extra-Curricular Activities & Interests: stored, to alter it or work with it credit for taking the course, but • Alpha Xi Delta Sorority • Student Association ' at a minimum amount of cost he learns how to operate the • Promotions for KWMU STaff • TKE Little Sisters computers on campus. A student and effort. The final section, • Dancing • Past member of Grievance & Administration also learns more about specific Speakeasy, includes the ability • Tennis Committees of Student Association programs and courses than he to perform basic statistical pro­ • Dean's List would in a class where a more cedures, manage data files, and general approach is taken. perform more complex opera­ Th is project is not new. It has tions such as matrix algebra. been offered for several years, Heinbecker says the courses Service'- but the attendance during the run for five days (one day a past several years has increased week for five weeks) and each from page 9 dramatically. "The reason for session is 11/2 hours. "It would the increase is because it's be impossible, from our personal are a part of life. They are the (Computer system) used more," standpoint, to teach these things norm rather than the exception. Heinbecker replied when asked individually but we can in a Furthermore, problems not dealt why there were so many more group of 30," he commented. with adequately when the arise, people interested in the courses. With more and more classes can often allow for further utilizing UMSL's computer sys­ , Heinbecker also mentioned that difficulties. So we believe help • the subjects taught over the tem. the courses will provide the from a skilled, objective counse­ years have primarily stayed the information many students need lor can be very useful and an same although new subjects and would be unable to get individual's efforts to cope with have been added. without this program. stress and adjustments." ':*****'\-****************,.. ,.. ************~r*' classifieds *' A ,.. There's a lot more : ! ~! to being a father *' 2 Studded Snow Tires with rims and 2 Entertainment 82 Books available in Room fv1erry-Go-Round Pre-School , next door to .. T *' dum just having a son. It- spares with rims A78-14. All 4 $80.00. 49 SSB . Or call 553-6120. Price $22.50. UMSL, open Tues. to Frid. Bam-noon , .. .. Phone 63H,738 or 752-0394. Ask for Tues. and Thurs. 8am-4:30pm. Call Charlie. Kawasaki , 650 SR , very low miles, Martek 382-0548. Electronic Ignition, Crash Bar, Sissy Bar, !.. !lR@JrE*' Perfect Condition 120 mph. 261-7153. .. .. 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Project Philip College Campus P.O. Box 8305 ALL SPRUCED UP: Students studying in one of the newly remodeled student lounges, located in 107 St. Louis, MO 63132 Benton, find a relaxing atmosphere suitable for hitting the books [photo by Wiley Price]. Tryouts- from page 8 nllost my job: There were ten judges: Curt Watts, Office of Student Life,

my house, my Rolls Royce, ~,., Rita Reale, Alumni Beta Alpha Psi. Diane Arrigo, Zeta Tau my farY1i1y left me .... Alpha President, Hank McKenna, Athletics, Mike Lar­ what else can son. Intramurals, Mary Chap­ pell. Itramurals, Dave Arns, possibly go wrong?" Sports Information, Mike Sloan, ROTC, Larry Coffing, lntra-· murals and Rick Blanton. Acting Dean of Student Affairs. LeGrande choose the judges by mailing out request forms. If the receiver was interested 'he or she called in an RSVP. She first ten callers were then appointed. The girls were judged on their appearance. floor cheers. side­ line cheers. voice and enthusi­ asm. tumbling (splits, cartwheel: roundoff. and jumps). and the ·individual extras. The points for each were distributed as follows: 5 points for excellent, 4 for good. 3 for average, 2 for poor, and I for attempt. " 't was very hard to judge the girls because they were all good." stated Arrigo. "I feel this year's squad has a lot of potential and will prove to be a credit to our school." After one hour of waiting, which seemed to be a lifetime for the girls, the results came in and LeGrande announced the girls chosen for the squad. The 1981 -1982 cheerleaders are: Kathy Althoff, Sherri Anderson, Nikki Cassoutt, Rhonda Flynn, Pam Helton, Kim Pearia, Tara Porterfield and Karen Sictor. As the names were announced screams of joy filled the air and tears of sadness flowed. "I can't believe it, it's great, I'm so excited," exclaimed Cheerleader Cassoult. "I feel the squad is going to be much better this year," returning Cheerleader Althoff commented. "It is get­ ting organized earlier and every­ one is enthusiastic and excited. The soccer and basketball teams are better which sparks more enthusiasm. " "I don't know what to think, it hasn't hit me yet. I think I'm still in shock," said Anderson, explaining her feelings as an UMSL cheerleader. "I feel very relieved. I was scared to death about tryouts but now I'm very ex.::ited and anxious about starting the new season," commented returning Helton. . With the close of the week's activities UMSL has a new cheerleading squad, waiting with porn pons in hand the begin- - ning'orthe-rrew-season:-'-'- - - .' page 12 CURRENT Sept. 24, 1981 aroundumsl

• UMSLFEST '81 kicks off its six day September Saturday 26 spirit week with the Delta Zeta Road Tuesday "29 • The Greater St. Louis Marching Rally. The rally begins at the Woods Hall parking lot at 1pm. • A Hypertension screening wi II be Friday 25 Band Festival, sponsored by UMSL held from 9am-5pm in 72 J.C. Penney . • Lazar Gosman, artist-in-residence at . and Marching Band Caravan, Inc., will Blood pressures will be taken and UMSL and music director of the be held at Lindenwood Stadium from diets to keep your blook pressure Kammergild Chamber Orchestra will 9am-5pm. General Admission is $3, Monday28 . under control will be discussed . There . perform, along with other members of ·children $1. Tickets are available at • Joyce M. Mushaben, assistant are free information handouts . the Kammergild, a reci~al at 8pm in the gate. Twenty-six high school bands professor of Political Science at UMSL, the J.C. Penney Auditorium. They will will perform at the festival. • UMSLFEST '81 features Table will give a lecture from 1-3pm, in 331 Games Daze beginning at 9:30am in play a Haydn Quartet and a Duo for • Last two screenings of "Tribute" SSB . The topic of her lecture will be, the Student Lounge. Violin and Cello by Haydn. Admission can be seen at 7:30 and 100m in 101 is free. " Berlin Twenty Years After The Wall: Stadler. Tickets are available at the Two Sides of the Story". Refresh­ door. ments will be served. Wednesday 30 • Video Programs for the coming week • Wednesday Live Series presents the will include " Rock World," " Blon­ Oliver Sain Revue from 11am-1pm on Then's a lot mort! die, " ., May The Force Be With You " . the University Center Patio. In case of to being a father rain, the concert will be held in the thon just having a son. and " Life Goes to the Movies." Programs may be seen in the Uni­ Student Lounge. • A Hypertension screening, spon­ • Delta Sigma Pi will hold an organi­ versity Center Lounge each weekday sored by the UMSL Health Center, zational meeting for anyone interested except Wednesday, from 9am-1pm. will be held from 9am-5pm in 72 J.C. in joining the fraternity at 2pm in 78 Shows can be seen at different Penney. J.C. Penney. Delta Sigma Pi is a intervals throughout the week enabling co-educational business training frater­ students to catch different sequences • UMSLFEST '81 will hold a campus­ nity. of their favorite show. wide Treasure Hunt beginning at 10:3Oam. • "Tribute", staring Jack Lemmon • "What's Right with America?" will and Robby Benson , lights up the be the topic of a lecture given by screen at UMSL's Friday and Saturday Sidney Towerman at 12:15pm in the October Night at the Movies with two showings Sunday 27 J.C. Penney Auditorium. This lecture at 7:30 and 10pm in 101 Stadler. is one in a series of nationwide Admission for - UMSL students with • Sunday Magazine's topic "The Atom lectures given by Towerman . Thursday] I. D.'s is $1. Students may bring one and Calloway" will explore the • UMSLFEST '81 sponsors the Ulti­ • UMSLFEST '81 sponsors relay races guest at the reduced rate. General Calloway Nuclear Plant in Fulton at mate Frisbee Tournament Qeginning at beginning at 10am on the · patio admission is $1.50. Advance tickets 11pm. This hour long public affairs 10am followed .by the Pi Sigma Epsilon U-Iympics at noon on the UMSL are available at the University Center show is a KWMU Student Staff Tricycle Race starting at the University commons, and tug-o-war on the patio Information Desk. production on FM 91. Center Cypress Tree at 11am. at 1pm .

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Dan Naes only one allowed by UMSL DIVISION II RANKINGS defenders in the first three With a 2-1 victory over the games of the season. University of Missouri-Rolla Mi­ 1. UMSL Though the Rivermen have ners Saturday nignt, the UMSL 2. U. of California-Chico outplayed each- of their oppo­ Rivermen ran their record to 3-0, 3. Florida International nents, they are "still searching their best start in nine years. 4. Cheyney State for the consistency to put them The win at Rolla was the first 5. Seattle-Pacific in the race for a national title. road game of the season for the 6. Hartford UMSL kickers. It also , gives the 7. Tampa " I think we need to work more Rivermen a 2-0 mark in the 8. Dowling as a team," said Gove last Missouri Intercollegiate Athletic 9. West Virgina Wesleyan week. "We haven't played to­ Association (MIAA) conference. 10. Lock Haven gether a lot yet." UMSL's Brett Gove and Scott / Chase each scored goals in the UMSL net-minder Ken Bay­ Rivermen victory, with Chase Weis' -bid for the UMSL career less, one of many transfer contri­ picking up an assist "on Gove's record_ butors on ~he UMSL squad goa\. W eis had tied the UMSL thinks that the team will gel as Forward Brett Gove opened whitewash mark of 12 when he the season progresses because the scoring when he took a blanked the Benedictine Ravens of the effort shown so far. cross-over pass from midfielder in the season opener, 1-0. " We're a hustling team. Ev­ Chase and punched it' home The Rivermen attack was eryone gives 110 'Vo from begin­ from five feet out. The goal was hampered by discontinuity as ning to end," said Bayless. Gove's second of the young the UMSL kickers slowed them­ The Rivermen next get to test season. selves by committing a season their progress when they fact Chase also scored his second high 24 fouls. That number Southwest Missouri State in a goal of the season at 27:07. He doubled the UMSL fouls record­ 7:30 pm contest. took a lead pass from senior ed in the first two games GO GOVE: UMSL's Bret Gove [left], shown here in a game midfielder Pat McVey and beat combined. Rivermen Notes: The game against Southeast Missouri State earlier this season, scored the the UMR goalie on a breakaway. UMR hardly" exhibited soccer against Rolla Saturday was the first goal in UMSL's 2-1 win over Missouri-Rolla last Saturday McVey was credited with the perfection, though. The Miners second road game on the UMSL night at Rolla [photo by Wiley Price]. assist. racked up 14 fouls. Still, the soccer schedule. A Sept. 7 The two UMSL tallies marked Rolla squad stayed close to the contest against St. Louis Univer­ all of the scoring action in the Riv ermen most of the game. sity was postponed when rain Kickers honored first half and it looked for awhile The hosting Miners were only made Francis Field unusable. like UMSL goalie Ed Weis would outshot 17-12." the closest any UMSL's 3-0 mark is their best collect a record " 13th shutout. opponent has ,come to matching start since 1972 when the soccer the Rivermen's output. Thus far, Bu t the Miners scored a goal team won their first five game~. the Rivermen have outshot their to be rated No.1 late in the second half to cut the They finished 9-2 that year. opponents 55-27 this season. The attendance at the UMSL­ UMSL lead to 2-1 and spoil On Tuesday, Sept. 22, the Pat McVey - "Now that we're And the Miner goal was the UMR game was 425. new NCAA Division II soccer number one, we know everybody rankings were released. There will be after us. It should pump was a change on the list, a us up and it should get the other Women kickers destroy foes change that made UMSL soccer teams more psyched up to beat history. The Rivermen took the us. " Ronn Tipton Keough put one in the net as a cer Tournam"ent, which will be number one position away from direct kick' and Lombardo booted held at the UMSL field this Chico State. Every team dreams Bob Fuentes - " Ratings don't four goals past the Wash. U. Friday, Saturday and Sunday. about being the best, but how mean that much because the It's difficult to describe the team that won it last year isn't UMSL Women's Soccer team. A goalie. Included in the tournament does it feel to actually be up will be teams from the Univer­ there? even in it. They really only go good word might be 'outstand­ Are the women kickers really by your record or the coach's ing' or 'awesome.' At least that sity of Indiana, University of Scott Chase- "It's a great this good or have they just been vote. It's early in the season, is how the University of Mis­ Wisconsin-Madison, Quincy Col­ honor, but the best thing about playing weak teams? Coach and we haven't played any big souri-Rolla and Washington Uni­ lege. University of Missouri­ it would be if we could take the Hudson commented, "We really Rolla. Southeast Missouri State teams yet. The season is still versity team could look at it. haven't played anybody too hard number one ranking and apply it young, and we're going to take University, Washington Univer­ to something like dedication, to yet. I think when we do get to it one game at a time." The Riverwomen dominated sity. and Lindenwood College. hold together the team spirit, so play someone who has a tougn both games they played last The tournament is one of only we can stay as the number one Tim Murphy - "Everybody, no team we'll be able to move the weekend, winning by identical two in the country at this time. team in the country." matter who you play, is going to ball a lot better and we'll really 12-0 scores. Down in Rolla the It is sponsored "by Grey Eagle be out to get the number one see how good we are." Distributors, Inc. , wholesalers of Tony Pusateri - " We haven't team , and that's just -extra team didn't play as well as head coach Ken Hudson would have As it stands right now, there Anheuser-Busch beers in the St. proven we ' re the number one pressure on us. Besides saying liked. "We were having trouble seems to be no team as good as Louis area. team in the country yet. We we have to make the playoffs, moving the ball laterally," said the Ri verwomen-at least on Three o'clock tomorrow is the haven't defeated quality teams and being number one, that's Hudson. " Sunday we played paper. The kickers have shutout kick-off time as the University of like SLU or SIU. " double pressure." much better. The defense was all of their opponents, outshot Wisconsin-Madison team takes' on Lindenwood. The next game Ed Weis - " It feels good to be However they feel about it, outstanding and we were pass­ "them 144-4, and outscored them is Southeast Missouri State number one, but I think we still the kickers now have been called ing the ball a lot better." 30-0. The Riverwomen goalies against Indiana U. at 5pm. After the best, and they hope to prove have had to stop only three have the hardest part of the that, the Riverwomen make their schedule coming up." "it every time they play. Regardless of what coach shots all season. Back-up goalies Hudson thought, the "River­ Tammy Long and Maryrose tournament debut at 7:00 women still overwhelmed both Steitz have yet to stop a shot on against Wash. U. Rolla and teams. Leading the attack goal. They haven't needed to. Quincy wrap up the night with PREPARE FOR against Rolla was sophomore their games at 9:00. The loser's ,.i However, all of the goalies bracket games are at 1pm and forward Jan Gettemeyer who MeAT • LSAT ·GMAT Ili'iI tallied three goals. Forwards might start seeing some action 3pm Saturday and the consola­ Patty Kelly and Karen Lombardo pretty soon because the team tion fi nal is on Sunday at l1am. SAT·ACT·DAT·GRE.CPA each scored two goals while plays host to St. Louis' first The winner's bracket games are National Women's College Soc- • Permanent Centers open days, " • Opportunity to make up missed Maureen Lee, Sue McLaughlin, at 5pm and 7pm on Saturday evenings and weekends. lessons. with the championship game • Low hourly cost. Dedicated full­ • VOluminous home-study materials Theresa Klaus, Kelley Farley, time staff. constantly updated by research ­ Sunday at 3pm. • Complete TEST-n-TAPES" facilities -ers expert in their field. and Arlene Allmeyer each had for review of class lessons and • Opportunity to transfer to and one . Cindy Hickel got her LEADING SCORERS Admission to the tournament supplementary materials. continue study at any of our • Classes taught by skilled over 85 centers. second shutout . is $1.00 each day. Attendance Instructors. Name Goals Assists ' Points prizes will be awarded to fans OTHER COURSES AVAILABLE The Wash. U. game seemed Jan Gettemeyer 4 3 7 GRE PSYCH & BID· MAT· PCAT· OCAT • VAT· TOEfl like a replay of the Rolla game. Joan Gettemeyer 6 1 7 during the tournament. Hickel again got the shutout Maureen Lee 3 3 6 After the tournament, the MSKp· NMB • VQE" ECFMG • FLEX • NOB • NLE and Lee, McLaughlin ~ and AIl­ Karen Lombardo 6 o 6 kickers next game will be an IJ Call Day s. Eves & Weekends Theresa Klaus 1 4 5 away game against Lindenwood - II. 8420 Delmar, Suite 301 meyer repeated their one-goal Sue Mclaughlin 4 1 5 performances. However, this Kelley at 7:00 next Tuesday. Maybe University City, Mo. Patty 2 2 4 M N time Jan Gettemeyer was held to Peggy Keough 1 2 3 next week at this time the EDUCATIONALCENTER (314) 997-7791 only one goal. Her sister Joan Arlene Allmeyer 2 o 2 Riverwomen will be 7-0 and still for Inform,tion About Other Cenlers Kelley Farley 1 o 1 Outside NY St,te have the opponents calling them TEST,PAEFNtA110H made up for that by scoring Sue Paul o 1 1 SFEClAUSTSSlNCE1II38== CALL TOllFIlEE: 100-223-1 three goals. Halfback Peggy 'awesome.' page 14 CURR'ENT Sept. 24,1981 Is UMSL men's soccer squad Harriers finish deserving of top ranking? 13th in meet Mike Dvorak pulling off any victories. But Anyone who read the pre-season reports on Most observers believe last year's squad was coach Neal stresses the exper­ the 1981 UMSL men's soccer squad must be perhaps the most talented in UMSL history. ience his runners are gaining wondering what in tarnation is going on here. The starting lineup included seven seniors, two The SIU-Edwardsville Invita­ has improved the team consider­ After all, the Rivermen entered the season with of whom were All-Americans and three others tional cross country meet took ably over the last few weeks. only three returning starters and more question who were four-year starters. Thus, when the · place last Saturday and included "There's a difference between marks than the football Cardinals' defensive season ended with a 2-1 loss to Lock Haven, college runners with experience secondary. The prognosis had the Rivermen such prominent teams as Indiana UMSL soccer followers knew it would be a long State-Evansville, Principia Col­ and those without it," said Neal. ticketed for a rough year. time before the Rivermen could construct such lege and Washington Univer­ "It's like putting a rookie up to an outstanding team again. But after the first three games, UMSL has sity. The UMSL Harriers cross ­ bat in the World Series. Right the best Division II soccer team in the nation. country team took part in the now we are in the primitive At least, that's what the Intercollegiate Soccer -meet and finished 13th out of stage with this team. But if Association of America indicated when it the 14 tel\ms. Although they these guys keep on running, it's released its latest soccer poll that had the lost, UMSL coach Frank Neal is going to upgrade the pro­ Rivermen listed as the nation's number one kuchno's pleased with the team's per­ gram." If the team is going to team. formance, pointing out the im­ be upgraded , he feels, they korner proved times from last week's must get support from the Can you believe .it?: A team that was meet and the growing positive ' Current, the faculty, the athletic expected to struggle is rated superior to any attitude of his runners. department and the students. other Division II team in the land. This Neal is also excited about becomes even more incredible when one Indiana State-Evansville won 'UMSL hosting the MIAA cross And now, three weeks into the new season, considers UMSL has been a perennial power in the meet with a combined team country meet next year. He UMSL is rated number one. It should "be soccer in the last decade, but has never been score of 49 points. Although hopes the team will be good pointed out, though, that UMSL's early-season rated number one until now. And nobody, with Principia College had the first ~ enough by then to truly compete match with St. Louis U. · this year was rained the possible exception of the players, would three finishers in the five mile with other schools. out and has yet to be rescheduled. The race, they came in second with have proclaimed the current edition to be in the Rivermen have had terrible luck with the Bills 78 points. The Harriers will travel to same league with UMSL's best teams. Columbia, Mo., October 3, and in the past few years and this year p.robably The first UMSL runner to There are, however, a few facts that make would have been no exception. But believe it or take part in the All-Missouri cross the line was dependable meet. The meet will probably be UMSL's historical ranking a bit misleading. not, there is a chance UMSL will not play SLU Mike Cole, coming in with a at all this year, and that would be a terrific the most difficult test for the First of all, the ISAA has been ranking teams time of 29:16. Cole was UMSL's young Harriers, as they go up break for the Rivermen. top finisher in last week's meet in terms of their respective divisions (I, II and against Division I teams like the There's also no doubt UMSL would be still in at Rolla. The other finishers for III), only since the 1979 season. Before that, all University of Missouri-Columbia, search of the nation's top ranking had it not the Harriers were Bentley Rich­ schools, regardless of division status, were with state runners on their team. been for the two losses handed to Lock Haven ie, Jim Arnold, Mark Richard­ ranked together. If the national rankings had The Harriers were supposed to recently. The Bald Eagles returned several son and Frank Cunningham. been broken into divisions every year prior to standouts from last year's championship squad take part in . the Westminster 1979, UMSL surely would have had a few and were justly ranked as the number one team One of the weaker cross Invitational this Saturday, but it top-rated teams. in the pre-season poll. Right now, they're rated country teams in Missouri, the was cancelled and will be re­ 10th. Harriers are having a tough time scheduled at a future date. UMSL's 1973 squad, for instance, made it throu~h the season with an undefeated record The important question, then, is, "Is UMSL really the best Division II team in the nation?" and captured the Division II national champion­ According to UMSL's players, the Rivermen In this KORNER••• ship. And in 1976, the Rivermen finished fourth have not been severely tested thus far and will in the nation. Those two teams would have have to prove themselves against much tougher been rated number one at some point in the season for sure'. foes. How true. VOTE FOR UMSL is scheduled to face three outstanding Since the rankings have been split into the teams (SIU-Edwardsville, Eastern Illinois and three divisions, UMSL has always been near Quincy) later this fall and realistically, those the top spot. ]n 1979, the Rivermen lost in the should be three losses. ]f the St. Louis U. game Jeff Kuchno championship game of the Midwest regional is 'rescheduled, that could be number four. tournament and then, last year, they lost again So , the Rivermen must avoid losing to their in the regional final. ]n both years, they were lesser opponents if they expect to maintain and the top-seeded team in their region. their high national ranking. A 12-win season Throughout most of last year, UMSL was and another trip to the national playoffs is a ranked second in the nation behind the defnite pos!!ibility, but don 't expect to see Shirley Wight eventual national champion, Lock Haven of UMSL at the top of the national rankings come Pennsylvania. The eastern power went through November. the entire season unscathed en route to the It's too bad the soccer season has to last title. more than three weeks. Homecoming King & Queen

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Frank Cusumano Schreiner now knows the empty feeling Jim Hart has known for When O.J. Simpson was in his intramural 11 6 years. Bill Boehning, one of prime, the question was who is the team leaders, joked, " Our better-O.J. or Jim Brown? Now report receivers do not have enough the names are Earl Campbell stick-um on their hands." and Walter Payton. The debate Defensively Sig Pi played a about who is numero uno is one I Short led the Pikes to a great game. Steve Garner is the of the greatest things about ·hard-fought 8-6 victory over the most intimidating linebacker this sports. Well , in the UMSL Mooseless TKEs. The TKEs sie of Jack Lambert. Jim Tainter intramural programs, the names drew first blood as Dennis Carey picked off three passes. Larry are William Shanks and Bruce hit John Harris with a SO yard Alberi chi is a fierce hitter in the Short. strike. The missed extra-point defensive backfield. They are both quarterbacks of ;loomed big at the end of the win ning football franchises. game. The Sig Tau 's looked just They both enj oy a wonderful Short hit Joe Richmeyer with short of awesome by beating the opening game. They can both a five yard score to tie the Nads 14-0. Chip U1es and Gary throw it deep , and run the game, but the best was yet to Maus caught touchdown passes. option to perfection. They are come. On the conversion, Keith Team Captain Jim Neiman was the main men, and as that great Cooper made a leaping finger-tip pleased with the defense .• 'They Yankee philosopher, Reggie grab to put this game into the played a hell of a game." The Sig Taus just might be the .. Jackson, puts it, "The straws record books. LET IT FLY: Quarterback William Shanks of the Jets uncorks a that stir the drink. " sleeper of this league. They long pass in recent intrarooral football action [photo by Wiley The gifted widel'eceiver, Rich­ really stick some people on Price]. meyer, who may have the best defense. Shanks, who finally signed a pair of hands in the league, lucrative longterm pact with the talked about the victory. " We Jets, threw for a touchdown, ran pulled together with a lot of SO yards for another, and hurled team spirit to pull out the Volleyball wins, then loses two two-point conversions. (See victory. " time on Principia as they won how fast you can say two Kirk Deeken But the Principia ball club One team that could use a their first match of the year two-point conversions.) Shanks didn't give up that easily. They good pair of hands is the Sig Pi. UMSL's volleyball team began 15-5. Junior Judy Rosener from likes to throw to Martin Harris, bounce d back on the River­ They played to a scoreless tie their season play with a victory Festus, Missouri, pounded her who caught both the conver­ women as they won the second with the Rebels. The' Sig Pi's over Principia College last Wed­ opponents when she tallied with sions, in the Jets' 16-6 victory match 15-11. This is when the dropped three passes in the nesday night at home. The six serving points during the over the R.O.T.C. e nd-zone. Quarterback Hans Riverwome n decided it was time Riverwomen didn't waste any first match. to let the ball fl y. They came back to win the series 15-6, and rr------i 15-10. as Rose ner added another . five serving points during the A REVEALING COMEDY ABOUT REACHING THE TOP last match. BY WAY OF THE BOTTOM But. as in most cases. good news is u!>ually followed by a little bad news. Following the successful bout with Principia came a defeat by Quincy Satur- . day. Surprisingly though, the key element responsible for their v i ~tory was also responsible for their defeat.

" It was basically the pass­ ing." Coach Cindy Rech pointed out. "Another problem was our defe nse. We were really agres­ sive off the net in blocking, but the three people in the back line were standing around obser­ vi ng . " The UMSL squad dropped three of the four games they played. The scores were 15-4, 15- 11. and 15-7. The Riverwo­ men's only winning game Satur­ day was highli ghted by an outs tanding performance by freshman Shelly Hirner, 'w ho tallied eight serving points. The final score was 16-14. The volleyball team will com­ pete in a rou nd-robin tourna­ ment this Friday and Saturday at Warrensburg, Missouri. Hosting the Tourname nt will be last year's defending champion, Cen­ tral Missouri State University. Other teams in the tourney include: Northeast Missouri State, Northwest Missouri State, and St. Mary's of the Plains. "We're competing against the state champions, and the team who took second place in the state last year," Rech said. "If we can get the passing problem solved, and work a little bit more on defense, we could do . some damage." The Riverwomen will begin their play against NEMO at 7pm Friday night. RYAN O'NEAL JACK WARDEN MARIANGELA MELATO RICHARD KIEL "SO FINE" A LOBELL/BERGMAN PRODUCTION MUSIC BY ENNIO MORRICONE PRODUCED BY MIKE LOBELL WRI'ITEN AND DIRECTED BY ANDREW BERGMAN Shampoo & ~ Stylecut for Men & $7 Women 7711 ' Clayton Rei. . OPENS SEPTEMBER 26th M A THEMU NEAll YOU! . 727-8143 Get die IlyIt you want ...tllerip4~ • . page 16 CURRENT Sept. 24,1981

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