Mbmbam 529: Throw Me in the Dumpster Behind the Applebee’S When I Die Published on September 29Th, 2020 Listen Here on Themcelroy.Family
MBMBaM 529: Throw Me In the Dumpster Behind the Applebee’s When I Die Published on September 29th, 2020 Listen here on TheMcElroy.family Intro (Bob Ball): The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed. Travis insists he‘s a sexpert, but if there‘s a degree on his wall, I haven‘t seen it. Also, this show isn‘t for kids, which I mention only so the babies out there will know how cool they are for listening. What‘s up, you cool baby? [theme music plays] Justin: Hello everybody, and welcome to My Brother, My Brother and Me, an advice show for the modern era. I‘m your oldest brother, Justin McElroy! Travis: I‘m your middlest brother, Travis McElroy. Griffin: [cackles spookily] [chattering noises] Chattering bones. I‘m Grif— I‘m Griffin McElroy! And it‘s—are you guys in the spirit of spirits? Uh— Travis: What do you mean? Griffin: Are you guys in it—are you guys feeling these jack-o‘-lantern vibes, baby? Travis: I—what—how do they feel like? Griffin: [howls] Don‘t look right at the full moon, or else you‘ll turn right into a werewolf. Here they come. Travis: I don‘t think that‘s how that works. Griffin: The dead are—the dead are coming. They‘re gonna fucking get— Travis: What?! Justin: Whoa! Griffin: And they‘re gonna fucking kill us. [laughs] Justin: [laughs] Travis: Oh, boy. Griffin: Yeah, man, there‘s fucking skeletons and zombies, and they‘re gonna climb out of their graves and they‘re gonna beat us down, baby, ‗cause it‘s— Travis: Griffin, can I stop you real quick? Griffin: Yeah, please.
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