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Thursday, MarchARROLL 24, 2011 EWSVol. 87, No. 18 C The Student Voice of John Carroll UniversityN Since 1925 Diagnosis University Heights and JCU terminal for settle on ROTC property

Bohannon Emily Gaffney with restrictions, which Infeld called “typical concerns.” These Managing Editor included prohibiting military vehicles on the property, designating Dan Cooney that staff park on JCU’s campus, restricting the office’s operating Campus Editor A resolution has been brokered between the city of Univer- hours from 6 a.m. to 6 p.m., no signage could appear on the second Bohannon Science Center will be demol- sity Heights and John Carroll University concerning the use story of the building and occupancy had to be determined by the ished this summer as part of plans by John of a University-owned house on Carroll Boulevard located building commissioner and fire chief. Carroll University to expand their green space, next to the shopping center The University has said increase their parking and maximize land for on Fairmount Circle. it was fine with those restric- student use. The demolition of the former sci- “Overall, the City and the tions. ence center will take place over two months. University are very pleased However, University According to an e-mail sent on March 17 to be working together and Heights City Council placed to faculty, staff, administrators and students by move forward in a positive additional restrictions on the Jonathan Smith, vice president and executive way,” said Dora Pruce, direc- permit, which the University assistant to the president, the University began tor of government and com- did not agree with, including the demolition process by removing the interior munity relations at JCU. prohibiting JCU from buy- materials of Bohannon in an environmentally University Heights Mayor ing any more property in friendly way. Susan Infeld concurred with the neighborhood, seeking “The removal of interior materials was re- the sentiment. tax exempt status on the cently completed and much was salvaged and “I am thrilled it’s settled property, and rezoning any sold for scrap,” he said. “We have tracked all and over with. Now we can more residential properties. the material removed and, as part of our sustain- move forward with the Uni- It was after city council ability policy, have been able to divert much of versity to achieve mutual, passed the added restrictions this material from local landfills.” shared interests,” said In- that the University appealed In order to take down Bohannon, the Univer- feld. the decision. The dispute sity had to obtain permission from University The controversy over the Photo by Dan Cooney was moving through the The property that will be used as the ROTC Heights. Carroll Boulevard property courts until this month when “We have recently reached an agreement began last fall when JCU office at 4070 Carroll Blvd. JCU and University Heights with UH, which included our plans for Bohan- sought a special use permit came to a compromise. non and the restoration of Hamlin Quad,” said from the city in order to transition it from a two-family home The agreement includes the Zoning Board’s original restric- Carol Dietz, JCU’s associate vice president of into administrative offices for the ROTC and military science tions, as well as a commitment from JCU to not rezone any more facilities. “Overall, the City and the University programs. are very pleased to be working together and The University Heights Zoning Board approved the permit Please see, ROTC, p. 2 move forward in a positive way.” After the building is taken down, the space will be converted into an approximately 260 CSSA announces new award for space parking area and rain gardens. Accord- ing to Smith’s e-mail, the campus would see a net gain of 180 parking spaces as a result of the work, which will take six to eight weeks staff and administrators to complete. “The area will be designed to meet new en- Brian Bayer Week to include staff and administrators education.” vironmental and ecological standards to reduce Campus Editor as well. The criteria for the award are based on the service that they perform in Cleveland storm water runoff,” he said. “If you can be In the active, service-oriented com- Director of the CSSA, Margaret Finu- and beyond. “The person’s work may be proud of a parking area, this will be the one.” munity that is John Carroll University, cane, said, “Part of the impetus was that direct service (such as working in a soup Dietz explained that new regulations students, faculty and staff dedicate much we recognize faculty and we recognize kitchen, tutoring, coaching) or indirect mandate requirements “on the quantity and of their time to efforts around the city students, so we felt that there needed to service (serving on a board of directors quality of storm water runoff from impervious and beyond. Currently, both students and be some public recognition [for staff and for a non-profit, fund-raising),” said surfaces.” faculty are recognized for their service administrators].” Finucane. The University has been working with a efforts. Every year during Ignatian Heri- According to Finucane, “The John In order to have the award firmly in landscape architect and local civil engineer- tage Week, select students are given the Carroll University Staff and Administra- place in time for Ignatian Heritage week ing firm to ensure the project meets the man- Campion Award and faculty is recognized tor Service Award recognizes individuals in 2012, CSSA has decided to start the dates. with the Curtis Miles Award. for outstanding service to the community process this semester and give the 2011 “Six to eight rain gardens will be located In conjunction with the Staff and Ad- in representing a ‘faith that does justice.’ winner their award in May. The first within the parking area. They will contain ministrator Council (STAD) and Human Nominees should have made a consis- nomination deadline is April 20, and the trees/bushes or flowering plants as well as Resources, the Center for Service and tently positive impact on the community decision for the winner will be made by several feet of soil and gravel that act to retain Social Action (CSSA) is establishing through voluntary service. We are seek- May 5. Shortly after, the winner will be and filter the rainwater before it is discharged the $1,000 JCU Staff and Administrator ing to recognize exemplary employees announced to the JCU community and on Service Award. This is meant to round out for their commitment to the community, Please see, BOHANNON, CAUTION CAUTION p. 3 the awards given during Ignatian Heritage social justice, and the values of Jesuit Please see, AWARD, p. 3 Index Inside this issue Campus 2 Diversions 14 Football team Britney Spears Arts & Life 4 Editorial 17 to open 2012 stages another Sports 8 Op/Ed 18 World News 10 Classifieds 20 season in Ireland, comeback, p. 9 p. 4 2 Campus March 24, 2011 www.jcunews.com The Carroll News Campus Jesuit priest, former Ignatius president, JCU Briefs alum selected as commencement speaker D’von Gay Kesicki, who is originally from Erie, Pa., Birth rates are The Carroll News received a Bachelor of Arts degree in political topic of discussion at John Carroll alumnus and provincial su- science in 1984 from JCU. He entered the So- perior of the Chicago-Detroit Jesuit province, ciety of Jesus the same year at Loyola House Mitsui Distinguished the Rev. Timothy Kesicki, S.J. is the speaker Jesuit Novitiate in Berkley, Mich. the same for this year’s commencement ceremony. He year and was ordained to the Jesuit priest- Lecture served on the University’s board of directors hood in 1994. from 2000-2010 and was the president of During his formation years, he studied Cleveland’s St. Ignatius High School from philosophy at Loyola University Chicago, John Carroll’s East Asian Studies 2000-2008. theology at the Jesuit School of Theology Program will be sponsoring the 2011 According to Commencement Coordinator of Santa Clara University in Berkeley, Calif. Mitsui Distinguished Lecture in the Deanna DePenti, each year’s commencement and educational administration at Teachers Donahue Auditorium of the Dolan speaker is chosen by University President College at Columbia University in New York Center for Science and Technology. It the Rev. Robert Niehoff, S.J. and the board City. Also prior to his ordination, he worked will take place on Tuesday, March 29 of directors. at University of Detroit Jesuit High School at 6:30 p.m. The speaker this year will Kesicki was chosen because of his associa- and Academy as a theology teacher, service be Phillip Longman, senior research fel- tions with the city and his close ties with the program director, and pastoral team member low with the New America Foundation John Carroll University community through from 1988-1991. and the Schwartz Senior Fellow at The his past undergraduate studies and his service After his ordination, he spent a year in Washington Monthly. on the board of directors. Uganda working with the Jesuit Refugee Longman has written the book “The “We look for a commitment to the Jesuit Service. He returned to the U.S. and taught Empty Cradle: How Falling Birthrates Catholic mission and identity of the Univer- theology at Detroit Loyola High School until From http://www.jesuits-chi.org/province_media.htm Threaten World Prosperity and What to sity. This means a distinguished person who 2000, when he moved back to Cleveland to The Rev. Timothy P. Kesicki, S.J. will do About It.” The book discusses the fast has gone above a career goal to incorporate a become president at St. Ignatius. serve as this year’s commencement and inconsistent falling global birth rate life of giving of self, a commitment to learning “I can guarantee everyone will be enter- speaker on May 22. Kesicki, a 1984 JCU and how it affects global relationships, and to justice,” said Laurie Frantz, assistant tained by Fr. Kesicki because of his humor and graduate, currently serves as a Jesuit economy and culture. to the president. thought-triggering ideas,” Frantz said. provincial superior. Longman’s work usually revolves around the effects of human fertility decline and global aging. He recently From ROTC, p. 1 appeared in the November 2010 issue of Foreign Policy magazine. property on Carroll Boulevard for five years, For more information contact the except in conjunction with the City, and to not Office of Interdisciplinary Programs at pursue any further litigation concerning the (216) 397-6647. property, except in the event the City breaks the agreement. Pruce said, “The settlement helps obtain our [the City’s and University’s] mutual goal JCU to ‘celebrate of stabilizing and enhancing the character scholarship’ and harmony of the area in and around the University.” The tenth annual A Celebration of According to Infeld, increasingly expen- Scholarship will begin on Monday, sive legal fees and preserving the City’s image March 28. The events will take place were benefits to settling the matter. Monday through Thursday afternoons in “John Carroll is the largest employer and rooms A202-203 in the Dolan Center for landholder in the city. It’s not good and doesn’t Science and Technology. promote the image of University Heights as Monday opens up the event in the friendly [when the City and JCU are engaged Dolan Atrium with poster presentations in litigation]. I’m happy it’s resolved and set up by students in order to discuss settled. We’re a college town and this is not their scholarly work with faculty. The the image of the City I want to present to the From maps.google.com Mitsui Distinguished Lecture will also world,” said Infeld. According to Pruce, the timeline for when be part of the week’s events. 4070 Carroll Blvd., new The Student Center Atrium will also ROTC offices will move into the house are still being worked out. Parking lot for Pizzazz location of the University’s be host of the Arts at Lunch presenta- ROTC offices tions on Monday and Wednesday. The “The house needs more renovation work Scholarly Lunch Series will occur in to become office space, so now that we have the Dolan Reading Room on Tuesday settled with the city, we are assessing how and Thursday. much more construction work needs to be The full schedule of events can be done to convert the house to administrative “I am thrilled it’s settled and over with. Now we found on the JCU website at http://www. use,” said Pruce. jcu.edu/celebration/2011/schedule.htm. The office space currently used by ROTC can move forward with the University to achieve in the Lombardo Student Center is being assessed for how it can be utilized after mutual, shared interests.” ROTC transitions to the Carroll Boulevard office. Pruce said there are a number of JCU – Susan Infeld departments whose office space is currently Mayor of University Heights constrained.

Campus Safety Log

March 2, 2011 March 4, 2011 Campus Police stopped two individuals in possession At 7:34 a.m., Physical Plant reported theft of scrap metal and of alcohol and marijuana at 8:51 p.m. copper from the garage of the Dolan Center for Science and Technology. March 13, 2011 March 13, 2011 A student discovered his dorm room was burglarized At 10:37 p.m., a student called in that his laptop was at 1:24 p.m. stolen out of his room. These incidents are taken from the files of Campus Safety Services, located in the lower level of the Lombardo Student Center. For more information contact x1615. Campus 3 The Carroll News www.jcunews.com March 24, 2011

The Jesuit English chair McBratney wins University Distinguished Faculty Award Lauren Lapoint students questions. in Cleveland The Carroll News “Questions excite me,” he said. “They are John McBratney, chair of John Carroll’s challenging. Sometimes they [my students] English department, was named the recipient are quiet after I pose questions.” In celebration of John Carroll University’s 125 years of existence, of this year’s Distinguished Faculty Award. His main responsibility as department The Carroll News will highlight John Carroll firsts. The achieve- The award recognizes excellence in classroom chair is to take care of what his other col- ments outline the history of the University. They are our roots and teaching, scholarship, advisement and leader- leagues want to do. He finds his first priority ship of students and community service. is to enable the growth of his fellow scholars are now pillars in our culture. Associate Academic Vice President Jim and also his students as well. Krukones said McBratney was chosen be- Just two weeks ago, the student body was on Spring Break. Even though no McBratney was shocked about winning cause of his “outstanding record of achieve- classes were held – making the campus very quiet – the University was still open. It’s the award. ment overall with respect to the criteria for important to note that even during times like Spring Break and during the summer “I was stupefied,” McBratney said. “I the award.” month the campus isn’t shut down. The last time that happened was the fateful snow thought I was really a long shot.” McBratney, who began teaching at JCU day a few weeks back. A committee of three previous award in 1988, teaches and specializes in Victorian However, if we look at the school’s history, during World War II, John Carroll winners – the president of JCU’s chapter of literature, and also teaches romantic and University was closed for two years. Alpha Sigma Nu (the Jesuit honor society), the Indian literature. Along with his credited From 1943 to 1945, the United States Navy used the campus for its V-12 program. president of Student Union and an alumnus teaching skills, McBratney has contributed a This program was an educational training opportunity for Naval officers. and member of the administration determine great deal of service to the John Carroll com- Due to the draft and World War II, many colleges and universities in the nation the winner of the award, which is the high- munity as the English department chair and were worried about filling classrooms. Also, with the 1941 extension of the draft to est honor JCU can bestow upon a faculty as a published writer. include 18-year-olds, the Navy wanted to make sure they had educated officers. The member. McBratney always knew he wanted to be solution to both problems was the V-12 program. “It's always a difficult decision when a teacher. He chose teaching at a college level According to the Navy’s website, 131 colleges and universities across the nation you're considering the accomplishments of because he was intrigued by the intellectual participated in this effort. Men entering the Navy were required to take 17 credit several worthy candidates,” Krukones said. challenges it exposed. hours and have nine and one half hours of physical training per week. There were “After all, an individual would not be nomi- “I always love to read. I love language and four three-month terms, meaning classes were year round. nated in the first place unless the nominator writing, and I am fascinated by words,” said The program ended in 1945. Once John Carroll officially reopened in 1945 with thought that person had a realistic chance of McBratney. “Writing is the one thing I enjoy the addition of the School of Business, Economics and Government. receiving the award. For one thing, putting most about my job. When I get into the zone, together the nomination dossier takes a lot of – Compiled by John Jackson there’s nothing more I enjoy.” effort. In spite of the challenge, it's actually He has written several articles on Victorian a pleasant, even inspiring task for committee Participants in the V-12 and British modernist literature and wrote the members to read about the many significant Navy College Training book, “Imperial Subjects, Imperial Space: Ru- achievements of the faculty. And the letters Program studied at JCU dyard Kipling's Fiction of the Native-Born.” of recommendation, especially those from for two years, while the His favorite part about being a professor students, are often deeply moving.” University was closed to is learning and interacting with students. He According to Krukones, nominations for regular students. enjoys learning new things from students and the award can come from colleagues, staff, ad- hearing what they have to say. Whenever he ministration, alum and/or students. The nomi- hears feedback from students that he hasn’t nations must include a letter of nomination, heard before he is taken aback by it and in- the candidate’s curriculum vitae and several

From http://lib.jcu.edu/page/14326 trigued to learn more. letters of recommendation. To be a candidate, What makes learning fun and interactive in the faculty member nominated must have had Center for Service and Social Action the classroom, McBratney believes, is giving three years of full-time service to JCU. will recognize outstanding staff and Bohannon to be demolished this summer

From BOHANNON, p. 1 many remember on Hamlin Quad, along with administrators with Service Award creating an alternate location for other major outdoor campus events,” Smith said. From AWARD, p. 1 efforts of nominees are helpful for the can- into the storm sewer,” she said in an e-mail. Smith acknowledged that the construction didates, but the focus is primarily on their “Similarly, the west side of the parking lot, schedule this summer is ambitious, and not May 23, the recipient will be publicly rec- current service efforts. “Nominations should adjacent to the Hamlin Quad will contain a everything may be completed in time. ognized. include specific examples of the nominated bio swale, [which is] a strip of vegetation and “The additional parking may not be ready “[It’s an] opportunity to publicly celebrate person’s service, achievements and contribu- natural grasses above a soil and gravel mix for the start of school,” he said. “It is likely what they [the faculty and staff] do,” said tions that reflect both John Carroll’s mission that will hold and filter runoff water before it that we will need to provide some shuttle Finucane. and a commitment to service [and] social enters the storm water system.” service to campus until the project is com- The selection committee will include rep- justice.” Hamlin Quad will also undergo grading pleted.” resentatives from Human Resources, STAD, The first award in May will recognize a and sloping, drainage improvements and The project was financed through benefac- CSSA, Campus Ministry, the student body, staff member; the next one, awarded during installation of an irrigation system. The field tor gifts to the University. faculty and the Office of Student Affairs. Ignatian Heritage week next year, will be will be a regulation-size practice area for “Just as the gifts that made Bohannon pos- “Consideration will be based on depth and given to an administrator. From there, it will sports teams to practice on and lessen the use sible and created a building that provided the breadth of commitment by the nominee,” only be given once a year during Ignatian of Wasmer Field at Don Shula Stadium. University more than 40 years of service, I am said Finucane. Heritage week and will alternate between staff “Not only will this provide practice space sure that these enhancements will offer years According to Finucane, previous service and administrator recipients. but it will also bring back the activity level that of benefits to the University,” Smith said. Campus Calendar : Mar. 24 - Mar. 30 24 Thursday 25 Friday 26 Saturday 27 Sunday 28 Monday 29 Tuesday 30 Wednesday Government Career JCU Dance Spring Concert Mens’ Lacrosse A Celebration of Phillip Longman Free chair massages Day from Ensemble will put featuring Neon will face UNC- Scholarship poster will speak as in the Student 9 a.m. - 2 p.m. on their annual Trees and Minus Charlotte at presentations will the Mitsui Center Atrium from at Dolan Center performance at the Bear in the 11 a.m. at Wasmer take place in the Distinguished 8 - 10 p.m. for Science and 7 p.m. in Kulas DeCarlo Varsity Field at Don Shula Dolan Center Lecturer in Technology Auditorium. Center from Stadium. for Science and Donahue 8 - 11 p.m. Technology from Auditorium at 6:30 - 8 p.m. 6:30 p.m. 4 Arts & Life March 24, 2011 www.jcunews.com The Carroll News All the taste The New Strokes: Democracy in action without the guilt A Phiner Bistro masters the art of healthy food and hospitality

It’s a fitting environment for the with real mangos, strawberries and can bring their own alcohol for a serves as a great incentive for RESTAURANT REVIEW menu designed by Dike, which other fruit selections. small charge of $4. many to return. The menu and the she describes as “eclectic, young Main entrées, such as the bone- A Phiner Bistro does not serve service are proven factors that show and fresh.” less chicken breast dinner come alcohol but allows customers to take A Phiner Bistro masters the art of A Phiner Bistro “It’s honest food,” Dike said. with coconut rice and peanut sauce advantage of the BYOB policy. healthy food and hospitality. “We custom make everything, us- certain to make tastebuds turn their What most likely is the motive “I’ve learned that people are ing organic meat and produce while heads from the fried and greasy side to keep people coming back is the happy when they’re healthy and avoiding the creation of anything dishes they once loved. menu’s flexibility, as it rotates on a when the world is happy, it is a breaded or deep-fried.” The menu accommodates for weekly basis. Dike explained that if better place,” Dike said. Dike emphasized her desire vegetarians, and offers beans and customers don’t see something on A Phiner Bistro is located at Jennifer Holton gluten-free organic brown rice for the menu, they can ask the chef if Arts & Life Editor to give customers the real taste 2199 Lee Rd. and is open Tuesday- of food. A native Nigerian from vegans. he/she can make it. Thursday 11:30 a.m. until 8:30 p.m. While a restaurant with the phi- Lagos, Nigeria, Dike’s passion for To finish the meal, the restaurant It’s this type of service that and Friday and Saturday 4 p.m. until losophy of instilling happiness in making others healthy is a direct offers a vast variety of desserts makes each customer’s experience 10 p.m. its customers doesn’t seem like the result of her native region’s natural, ranging from the “Pie-Tini” to va- personal with Chef Dike, which ideal recipe for success to many, A nutritious diet. nilla ice cream wrapped in roasted Phiner Bistro has the perfect ele- The menu offers a long list of pecans and melted caramel. Each ments to give other small restaurant unique options that range from of the options go well with their owners a run for their money. authentic Nigerian to other types of freshly ground coffee and delicious Owner Phiner Dike (pronounced dishes such as Italian, French and almond cream. feena deekay) places just as much Mediterranean. Customers won’t A Phiner Bistro offers a few emphasis on her customers as she find sides of French fries or onion unique touches that set it apart from does creating delicious cuisine. rings; each entrée comes with rice, other local independent restaurants. The Bistro, located on Lee Road sautéed vegetables and salad. One of the most distinctive elements 10 minutes from John Carroll’s Meals are not enhanced with is their fresh juice menu, offering or- campus, opened in January 2011 preservatives or artificial flavors, ganic, anti-oxidant rich juices made in an effort to draw more people and ocean sea salt is substituted for from real fruits and vegetables. from the Cedar Lee Theater and standard white salt. Owner Dike first became popular surrounding venues. For an appetizer, try the hum- with the publication of “Juicing for It was established in 2006 in mus with grilled pita chips. It’s a Your Soul,” a book that focuses on a Avon, Ohio where it developed a delicious start and won’t leave you simple approach to healthy eating to following of loyal customers who feeling too full to finish your main achieve physical enrichment. now travel the 40 minutes to the east course. Another starter on the menu Aside from ordering various side for weekly visits. is the chicken garlic soup made juices from the menu, Dike teaches The atmosphere is an intimate from scratch, a light and flavor- “juicing classes” at the Bistro, setting brightened by the sunshine some choice for a cold afternoon educating others on proper fruit yellow walls and snapshots of vi- in Cleveland. combinations for attaining the Phiner Facts brant flowers on canvas. proper nourishment. There is also As for the salads, none of the Head Chef: Phiner Dike Each item on the menu is served dressings are cream based; each a “Bring your own beer, wine or on lead-free formal chinaware. salad dressing is fruit based, made vodka” policy, in which customers Restaurant Hours: Tues.-Thurs. 11:30 a.m.- 8:30 p.m. Fri. & Sat. 4 p.m.- 10 p.m.

Starters: from $4.50 Main Courses: from $15.95 Fresh Juices: from $5.50 **Juice classes offered Sunday and Monday by reservation only. Pre-payment of $55 per guest required. Photos from Phiner Dike and Eric Anderson. Britney hits us baby one more time Maureen Ginley as a whole. World Ends.” The track, which was lends his talents to six of Britney’s The Carroll News “As a life-long Britney fan, I also leaked before its designated newest songs. Working with so am more than looking forward release date, debuted at No. 2 on the many different producers and col- On March 29, pop-sensation to the release of Femme Fatale,” “Billboard Hot 100” chart, giving laborators is sure to make “Femme Britney Spears will be releasing said freshman Leanna Gonzalez. Spears two songs in the top 20 on Fatale” well worth the wait, which her seventh studio album, “Femme “When ‘Hold It Against Me’ was the Billboard chart. is something Britney fans can at- Fatale.” released early, it was like Christmas On her newest album release, test to. As a follow-up to 2008’s “Cir- for me.” Spears also enlists the help of some With a long time-span between cus,” Spears’ new album is compiled On “Femme Fatale,” Spears leading producers to help build an “Circus” and the album to be re- of 12 tracks on the normal edition, is collaborating and working even better album. leased at the end of the month, the and 16 on the deluxe version. with some big-time names Dr. Luke, who has worked anticipation is high for many fans. The first single, “Hold It Against in the music business. On with Katy Perry on her al- When asked about the almost Me” was released on Jan. 10, after the track, “Big Fat Ass,” bums “One of the Boys” and two and a half year gap between being leaked online a few days early. Spears collaborates with “Teenage Dream,” 3OH!3 the release of “Circus” and “Femme This proved to be fruitful, as many Black Eyed Peas member on their release “Streets Fatale,” Gonzalez proved the antici- of Spears’ fans enjoyed hearing the will.i.am, and on “(Drop of Gold,” and Weezer pation is high. tune ahead of time. Several other Dead) Beautiful” joins on their album “Radi- “When I heard that Britney was snippets of songs have been leaked forces with Sabi, a tude,” produces five finally releasing a new album, [I as well, spurring more excitement relative newcomer to tracks on “Femme became] so excited. Her music has for Spears’ fans. the music scene. Fatale.” been a part of my life since I was “Hold it Against Me” made Pop phenom- Max Mar- young, and I can’t wait to see what 411,000 sales within only one week enon Ke$ha tin, who has her new album holds.” of its iTunes release and has hit num- also adds to worked with Luckily for fans like Gonzalez, ber one on the Billboard Hot 100 the album, Celine the wait for new Britney music is chart. A highly anticipated track, helping Dion, Bon almost over. With “Femme Fatale” the single garnered much discus- write Jovi and being released in a few days, Brit- sion about being the Pop Princess’s the track The Back- ney’s fans will be able to jam to second comeback with the album “Till the Photo from ilovebritney.net. street Boys their favorite popstar once again. 5 The Carroll News Artswww.jcunews.com & Life March 24, 2011 The New Strokes: Democracy in action

time, and it shows. in the bathroom, that’s what she said. I don’t This new team effort is a radical change ALBUM REVIEW “Angles” doesn’t have a unifying thread mind.” and is still ongoing. Like any massive up- that ties it together. Instead, it is best viewed In spite of all the new elements, “Under heaval, this will take time to perfect. as a sum of its parts, and there are some really Cover of Darkness” is stone-cold Strokes Regardless, “Angles” is a positive step “Angles” great parts. music at its best. away from the narrow scope of their original The range on display throughout the al- This track could have been on the band’s sound to a more diverse identity that gives bum’s 34 minutes is surprising and welcomed genre-rescuing debut album without a hitch. them more room to play with. from a band that has been cynically pigeon- Excited, raucous and delightfully shallow it’s It would be easy to dismiss the record’s holed in the past. a microcosm of their career. lack of coherence as a once-great group grasp- Noah Lamprecht The collaborative approach invites a vari- There is so much variation that the only ing at straws or allowing token participation Music Critic ety of sounds and textures that is unexpected aspect missing is something to tie it all to- from all members (think Weezer post 2002), from the The Strokes. gether. If the album has even a small downside but that would be a gross oversimplification of You can do a lot with five years. The “You’re So Right” is the closest to full-on it’s that at times “Angles” seems more like a what this album is. In fact “Angles” is a band Strokes have chosen not to do drugs any- electronic as the band can get. Its muffled collection of 10 independent songs instead of growing up. The change hasn’t been perfected more. maze of staccato drums and mechanic, flat- one complete record. yet, but it’s impressive nonetheless. Having moved beyond the stereotypical tened vocals is a sneak attack. rock ‘n’ roll lifestyle that was admittedly A three minute romp finds “Gratis- ruining their music and the band, their new faction” applying the Strokes formula record, “Angles,” sees them reinventing and to ‘50s rock: somewhere this song should rediscovering the music that made them rock be playing in a malt shop. stars in the first place. The biggest departure from their “Angles” is both their least complete and previous sound comes in the form least structured album to date, and it delivers of the record’s best track, “Call Me 10 reasons why The Strokes are still one of Back.” the most relevant bands active today. There is something present here Compared with their earlier work, ev- that is hard to find on any other erything about the creation of “Angles” is Strokes song: legitimate emotion. different, from top to bottom. The album This is a devastating love song, took longer to make, its structure is much something the Strokes have never less controlled, and there is a higher premium done. put on production than any of its three pre- When Casablancas sardonically decessors. moans, “Breaking up is so much fun to The biggest change comes in the form of do,” behind haunted guitar chords, it’s the record’s songwriting. For the first time genuinely scary. singer/frontman Julian Casablancas is not the Lyrically, the closest The Strokes sole contributor. The other four Strokes were have come to something like this on allowed to contribute in a formative sense this previous Strokes albums is “Meet me Photo from thestrokesnews.com Beqaj offers clear path for job-seekers to find happiness An interview with Jim Beqaj The author speaks with The Carroll News nies and individuals. Beqaj reiterates what he calls the “inad- about how to find the perfect job BOOK REVIEW Much like what his company provides, equacy” of a resume. “Perfect Employer” is a quick read that allows This will come as a major surprise to those The Carroll News: Do you think a “How to Hire the its readers to determine four key elements: who live and breathe by their resume as the majority of people are actually doing what Perfect Employer” What they’re good at, how they’re wired, how sole path to developing a career. they truly love? they prefer to resolve conflicts, and a list of Readers may have trouble setting aside the Jim Beqaj: I [believe] the majority of the companies that are a likely fit, or what Beqaj tangible proof of their achievement to focus people don’t love what they do. I love what I calls a Target Rich Environment (TRE). on taking a closer look at themselves. do. And a lot of people can’t say that. All four elements are preparation for The exercises for readers to complete CN: Why do you believe resumes are a creating a at the end of bad representation of the interviewee? Jennifer Holton “Personal In- each chapter JB: I don’t know anyone who’s under Arts & Life Editor fomercial,” lesson may be fluffed their resume. [All resumes say] ev- For graduating seniors, the question they which is just more effective eryone is fantastic and incredible. There’s start hearing around Winter Break from ev- a fancy way if they were a natural bias of bull. It doesn’t really tell eryone is, “So what will you be doing after of saying you eliminated someone what you’re good at, so you have school?” should sell or instructed to find a way to represent yourself without Students’ immediate reaction is usu- the heck out solely in Be- relying on the resume. ally a scratching of the head as they feel of yourself qaj’s online CN: How important is having a knowl- the weight of the “real world” pressing on when in an videos. edge of the company one is interviewing their shoulders and the ominous realization interview. After the for? of graduation quickly becomes the elephant The text first two ex- JB: Paramount. You’ve got to know a lot in the living room. The words “recession,” has its ad- ercises, their about the company. Nothing angers an em- “bad economy” and “unemployment” are not vantages; existence ployer more than you not knowing informa- encouraging ones; yet they have become the for one, it becomes tion about the company. You’ve got to know go-to thoughts for graduates. doesn’t bore monotonous as much as possible about the company, [as With enough pressure to find a job, let you with and may turn well as] the character of the company. alone one you love, there doesn’t seem to be details, nor readers off. enough positive energy concerning joining does it im- What re- CN: How is the “Personal Infomercial” the workforce. ply that it’s mains the different from an “elevator speech?” Enter Jim Beqaj and his informative book, Beqaj’s way Photo from Facebook.com. essence of JB: The infomercial isn’t a 30-second “How to Hire the Perfect Employer.” or the high- “How to Hire the Perfect Employer” by Jim Beqaj Beqaj’s suc- pitch. It’s an information-based pitch that Beqaj got his start in the investment way. BPS Books, $22.95 cess is the key enables you to use it as a foundation for banking business and found great success at The steps component your interview, helping you figure out 37 years old when he became the youngest are clearly illustrated, often with charts the readers must grasp from his book: his self whether you fit the company and whether person to be named president of a global reader can fill out him or herself. recreation. they fit you. banking unit. The conclusion of each educational chapter It may be daring for some to see the good CN: What is something interviewees are However, the fairytale came to a screech- displays a list of “Fit Factor Tips” that sum- in advice from a man who had made it to the unaware of in the interview setting? ing halt when he was laid off in 1996 and marize the important points of the chapter, top of the employment ladder only to fall JB: That you are judged on how you look. could not find a company that wanted to along with the URL to view Beqaj’s free online hard, but it’s that factor that makes it all the Inappropriate dress distracts the interviewer hire him. videos for further information. more important. from getting focused on the subject matter. As a result, the experience allowed him to It’s the simplicity of the text that will attract Beqaj’s passion for his career is manifested Another thing interviewees often miss is that reevaluate his potential, taking himself apart readers to continue to the next chapter. in the pages. He has a love for his profession they shouldn’t be trying to win the job. It and analyzing his strengths and weaknesses. While the simplicity of “Perfect Employer” that is a rarity today. should be okay to not get the job if it wasn’t Today, he is the founder of Beqaj Interna- may bring about the Beqaj’s success, its turn- As society encourages man to achieve for them. Don’t worry about the right answer. tional Inc., a company that presents recruiting, offs are in the tiny details that seem to jump monetary success, Beqaj preaches the oppo- Give them your right answer. coaching and consulting services to compa- at you in several instances. site, the right answer: achieve happiness. – Interview by Jennifer Holton 6 Arts & Life March 24, 2011 www.jcunews.com The Carroll News NPR fights against criticism, spending cuts Dale Armbruster News Channel. What does Staff Writer On “The O’Reilly Factor” in January 2010, this all mean for Williams made remarks about being fearful of NPR? Imagine getting in the car on the way to being on planes with Muslims. In short, if work or the store and scanning the radio for CEO Vivian Schiller made remarks criti- the spending the news, but being unable to find it. You scan cizing Williams at the National Press Club cuts stand, NPR for the NPR affiliate, but it is missing. days later, and was forced to apologize. will only be al- That is the future that 27.5 million NPR Some have claimed NPR fired Williams lowed to use tax- listeners could face this time next year, as a because the remarks were made on Fox payer money for cloud of controversy has forced the media News. administrative group to make tough decisions in the last 12 This March, NPR was embroiled in con- costs. months. troversy again when VP of fundraising Ron- This means Since its inception in 1970, NPR (formally ald Schiller (no relation to Vivian Schiller), NPR will rely National Public Radio) has faced criticism on was secretly recorded making controversial even more on both sides of the political aisle for alleged bias comments about the Tea Party, evangelical public funding to and partisanship. Christians and the Republican Party. stay afloat, much Often times, the cultural programming Schiller characterized the GOP as “Is- in the same way and community driven news that the network lamophobic” and said that removing federal John Carroll’s provides have taken a backseat to scandals and funding would be good for NPR because it WJCU operates. controversies surrounding its commentators would make them more independent. Mark Krieg- Photo from nas.org. and administrators. When the video, posted by conservative er, general man- The House voted last Thursday to cut funding for NPR. The past year has been no different for blogger James O’Keefe, hit the Internet, ager of WJCU, informed.” NPR. Programs like “All Things Consid- Schiller resigned. weighed in on NPR’s recent troubles. Krieger also believes that people are miss- ered” and “A Way With Words” have taken On March 17, the House approved legisla- He believes the House vote is nothing ing the big picture in the NPR controversy. a backseat to names like Juan Williams and tion to fund the government for the next three more than the GOP using funding of public “NPR programming is much more than Ronald Schiller. weeks. They also approved a bill to block broadcasters as a “partisan political football.” news,” Krieger said. “It embraces all the arts Last October, NPR terminated the contract public radio stations from spending public “NPR is the only domestic radio network re- and culture, and delivers it to many places of senior national correspondent Juan Wil- funds on programming, most likely a direct maining that engages in serious journalism,” in America that have little access to those liams because of comments he made on Fox response to the Schiller video. he said. “It is a critical link in keeping citizens things.”

NPR’s most famous NPR reduces its VP for fundraising Ronald The House votes to strip 1970 show, “All Things workforce by seven Schiller resigns. Considered,” first airs. 1983 percent. 2010 2011 much of NPR’s funding NPR

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Joe Marino According to critics, the biggest una- Film Critic mended problem of the show is how absurd After nearly four months of critically the second act continues to be. When the pro- planned performances and nine years of rigor- ducers approached Taymor on the subject, she ous preparation, the Broadway rock musical refused to allow the necessary changes to her “Spider-Man: Turn Off the Dark” has lost its vision that would have fixed the problems. director Julie Taymor. “What has happened is sad for Julie [Tay- The Tony-winning director officially left mor], but her production just wasn’t match- the production due to creative differences with ing what the producers wanted,” Gygli said. the show’s longtime co-creators/lyricists U2’s “A director change is probably good [for the Bono (The Edge) and has been replaced by a production] because they didn’t share the new director. same view. Since the producers are calling in a Even after 50 years of being one of the su- script doctor and a new director, it is becoming perhero world’s most indelible cultural icons much more likely that Julie’s original vision and succeeding in spanning all entertainment will be [heavily] edited.” forms due to uncountable fans, it appears Taymor’s replacement is Philip William that even Spider-Man isn’t above just plain McKinley, who has directed several suc- bad luck. cessful theater works which includes Hugh “Spider-Man: Turn Off the Dark,” the Jackman’s acclaimed musical “The Boy first attempt at adapting the famous Marvel from Oz.” superhero to the stage, is the most expensive Photo from reflectionsinthelight.blogspot.com Director Julie Taymor and U2’s Bono in 2009. Gygli expects McKinley to deliver an musical ever to hit Broadway. efficient, albeit inspired, show that caters to Unfortunately, according to Variety, the performances. her two Tony Awards and critical acclaim. the average audience. “Julie’s show was a rock musical is quickly becoming one of the Taymor, the first female musical director “She made “The Lion King” different than very complex view of Spider-Man,” she said. biggest critical flops theater has ever seen. to win a Tony Award (the theater equivalent what we’ve seen before and there was an “McKinley could either find some interesting The first performance occurred on Nov. of an Oscar), had an epic retelling of Spider- ecstatic audience for that,” said Karen Gygli, things to say or just give us a run of the mill 28 and was met with universal derision from Man which would have dealt with profound a theater professor in the Tim Russert Depart- story. He’ll most likely give fans exactly what the press due to numerous performance halts, philosophical concepts and an expansive ment of Communications and Theatre Arts at they’re expecting.” multiple technological faults and nonsensical character study. John Carroll. “There might have been quite Gygli says we can’t tell what type of show storytelling. These issues with the production Taymor had similarly lofty ambitions in an audience for this show, as well. But we’ll we’re going to get at this point. “I guess we’ll continued with growing frequency and sever- her 1996 Broadway musical for “The Lion never know just how incredible her vision is just have to wait until [the June release],” ity throughout the 101 disastrous preview King,” where her innovative staging earned and that’s a very sad thing.” she said. The Tim Russert Department of Communication and Theatre Arts Presents:

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Be ParT oF The STory clevelandfilm.org 8 Sports March 24, 2011 www.jcunews.com The Carroll News Tim's Turn JCU baseball team has a lot to replace Jimmy Burry Heidelberg. The ‘Berg is off to their The Carroll News best start in program history with a As the sun becomes more and record of 10-0. Not to be outdone, more glaring and the days get the Marietta College Pioneers, longer, baseball becomes a part of ranked eighth in the country, will Tim Ertle our lives once again. For the John also challenge for first place. Sports Editor Carroll University baseball team, it JCU placed third in the confer- is a new season with young faces ence last season, but lost starters The coolest thing that commenced last week in Port Tim O’Brien, Mike Carbo, Bryan Charlotte, Fla. Robinett and John Skomra to gradu- While taking in the NCAA Tour- Despite the loss of five key start- ation. The squad also lost Ryan nament at Quicken Loans Arena this ers, the Blue Streaks still believe Pacyga who elected to transfer. past weekend, the guy behind me they can make a run at the top of This year, John Carroll’s starting said the event was “the coolest thing the conference, a feat that will not lineup will boast a maximum of four he had ever seen in sports.” be easy considering top-ranked upperclassman at any given time. I got to thinking what the coolest Heidelberg University has shown The litany of younger players makes thing was that I’ve ever witnessed, few signs of weakness in the past the challenge that much harder, and I realized I’ve been fortunate few seasons. but the team doesn’t see youth as enough to see some pretty cool In many respects, the trip to a detriment. things. Florida was a success for the young “[The freshmen] are working While pondering, the famous Blue Streaks. The squad went 5-3 hard. We like them and they’re a quote from legendary UCLA head with losses to two teams: Medaille very talented group. They will be basketball coach John Wooden College and Ohio Wesleyan Uni- judged by what they learn this year that “sports don’t build character, versity. about being a student-athlete and they reveal it” flashed across the Freshmen starters Bobby Peltz making contributions to the varsity Photo courtesy of JCU Sports Information Dept. jumbrotron. and Jimmy Spagna notched their level,” said Thibeault. Senior left-handed pitcher Tom Schaberl (above) will be one of the With that in mind, I realized the first career wins, while seniors Brian The Blue Streaks will run a three- more experienced pitchers on Marc Thibeault’s pitching staff. coolest thing I’ve seen in sports Benander and Johnny Hastings man starting rotation with Peltz and wasn’t a walk-off shot by LeBron teamed with junior Tom Hickey to Spagna joining senior Tom Schaberl infield. with the weekend but realize that James or ‘Script Ohio’ at Ohio Sta- run roughshod through the oppo- as the starting pitchers while senior The Blue Streaks are still search- there is plenty of season left. We are dium. It wasn’t the Indians clinching nents with a combined 42 hits. Tony Evanko nurses an injury. ing for a bat to replace Pacyga, who learning what we need to do to win a playoff spot or the Browns simply Despite going 0-3 this past week- In the outfield, senior Chris Larry contributed a .388 batting average and compete,” said Hastings. finding a way to win a game. end against competitive teams from will platoon with sophomore Con- and a team-high eight home runs as The Blue Streaks have a non- The coolest thing I’ve seen in Thiel College, Maryville College nor Marrero in left field, sophomore the designated hitter last season. conference game with Montclair sports, hands down, was a friend and Piedmont College, JCU’s ulti- Joe Veltri will patrol center and In eleven games this season, JCU State University at 12 p.m. on Sat- overcoming a serious injury, one mate goal remains the same. sophomore Ryan Konsler will be has tried Larry, Stone, Marrero, and urday before a chance for revenge thought to be paralyzing, to walk “We aim to win the Ohio Athletic in right. sophomores Pat Fallon and Aaron against the team that bounced them again. Conference regular season title, host Seniors Hastings and Benander Miller as designated hitters. from last year’s conference playoffs In my freshman year at Saint a conference championship and win will occupy the left side of the Miller will platoon at catcher when they face Muskingum Univer- Ignatius High School, a kid I played it, and receive a bid to the NCAA infield at shortstop and third base, with freshman Dan Potter, leaving sity at 4 p.m. on Saturday. summer basketball with and had regional,” said manager Marc respectively. the designated hitter up for grabs. They will also travel to Wester- known since seventh grade went Thibeault. Hickey will play first base and After the three losses this week- ville, Ohio to play Otterbein Uni- down to make a tackle in a fresh- Winning the conference would pair with sophomore Patrick Stone end, the Blue Streaks dipped below versity on Sunday afternoon before man football game and had his life mean John Carroll would have or freshman Mark Huddle at sec- .500 with a record of 5-6. returning home to battle Notre changed forever. Doctors suggested to surpass the nation’s best team: ond to form the right side of the “We are obviously disappointed Dame College on Wednesday. his chances of walking again were bleak, but he never gave up. He walked across the stage at high school graduation and onto the University of Notre Dame. He was Softball team on a mission to defend OAC crown home last week on Spring Break, and when we got together I realized After winning program’s first conference title last year, Streaks seek to do it again just how far he has come since that terrible blow on Sept. 11, 2003. Tim Ertle I had back-to-back classes with high expectations once the team Sports Editor him in high school and I used to begins conference play as she was carry his bookbag to our second 6-3 in conference competition last After going 10-6 in the Ohio class, and the image of him mov- season. Athletic Conference during the 2010 ing around campus with his walker, Rookies Samantha Becker, Anna regular season, no one gave the John never once complaining, will stick Fach and Ally Kleinhans have all Carroll University softball team with me forever. become fixtures in the starting much of a chance to do some dam- To see where he was then and lineup. That trio is led by Becker age in the conference tournament as where he is now is inspiring to me who was second on the team with the third seed. and all who have known him over a .444 batting average and a team- JCU was 2-4 against the other the years. best 12 RBI entering last night’s three teams in the postseason tour- I loved watching the NCAA doubleheader with Ohio Wesleyan nament, but coach Erin Brooks’ Tournament over the past couple of University. team ran off three consecutive days, but the amount of superlatives Offensively, the Blue Streaks wins over the University of Mount thrown around is incredible. can lean on junior Olivia Mathews, Union, Muskingum University and The Butler/Pittsburgh game a 2010 first team all-conference Ohio Northern University to win the was a terrific game, but it wasn’t selection. She’s off to a hot start, postseason tournament. Photo courtesy of JCU Sports Information Dept. the “best game ever.” There were leading the team with a .448 batting The win over the ONU Polar undoubtedly some bad officiating Senior Angela Vistocco (above) and the Blue Streaks surprised average. Bears, then ranked fourth in the calls in the last week, but they people last year, but they have a target on their back this season. Sophomore catcher Mackenzie national polls, in the championship weren’t the most catastrophic calls Griffin was a 2010 second team game earned the Blue Streaks their in the world. but players on the team are familiar players on the roster. All-OAC selection and is tied with first conference title. However, the I was bothered most when a with how things are done around “We’re excited about the fresh- Mathews to lead the team with 13 OAC awards their automatic bid to commentator asked his partner if he the program. men that we brought in. We think hits so far this season. Junior Elena the NCAA Tournament to the regu- had ever seen a kid fight so hard for “We lost a great group of seniors they’re a good group and will Cotton will be an option to spell lar season champion, so JCU’s 2010 something, referring to a player’s from last year’s team and they were certainly be able to help us out this Griffin behind home plate. season ended with the conference will to win a college basketball a huge reason why we were able to year.” Juniors Michelle Murphy and championship game. game. do what we did,” said Brooks. “At The freshmen have already con- Erin Riccardi, both of whom hit This year, they want more. I’ve seen a kid fight harder just the same time, we have players on tributed early in the season. Trisha over .315 and drove in over 30 runs The program lost Laura Bosel- to walk again after an injury. And our team that will step into more of Pike has started three games in the last season, can provide a spark with ovic, Julie Marlowe and Sam that’s the coolest thing I’ve ever a leadership role and show the fresh- circle behind junior Brittany Da- the bat. Thompson to graduation – a trio seen in sports. men how things are done.” nilov, a first team All-OAC selection The team has their home and that was instrumental in guiding the This year’s team again has three in each of her first two seasons. conference opener on Saturday 2010 team and left as the winningest seniors in Jamie Colley, Katie Knox Pike is 1-1 with 2.17 ERA in when ONU comes to University Contact Tim Ertle at class in school history. and Angela Vistocco to set the ex- her three appearances. Danilov is Heights. The first game is at 1 p.m. [email protected] Replacing them won’t be easy, ample. The freshman class has 11 6-2 with a 2.09 ERA and will have at Bracken Field. Sports 9 The Carroll News www.jcunews.com March 24, 2011 Blue Streaks to play in Ireland Blue Streaks News and Notes Zach Mentz Women’s Basketball Assistant Sports Editor After earning All-Ohio Athletic Conference honors for the fourth The John Carroll University Blue consecutive year, Blue Streak senior Lee Jennings earned national Streaks might wear the colors blue recognition last week as she was named to a pair of All-America and gold when it comes to athlet- teams. ics, but the Blue Streaks football D3Hoops.com named Jennings a first team All-American, making team really struck gold when they her the first player in program history to earn that honor. Addition- received some special news earlier ally, she was named to the State Farm Coaches’ All-America team, this month. earning honorable mention status. During the fall of 2012, the JCU She finished her career as the school leader in scoring and assists. football team will play their season opener on the other side of the At- Track and Field lantic Ocean in Dublin, Ireland. It will be the first Division III football Both the men’s and women’s track teams took their annual spring game held in Europe since the 1992 trip this past weekend as they participated in the 49er Classic, hosted season. by the University of North Carolina-Charlotte. The meet, which con- The Blue Streaks officially ac- tained a field made up predominantly of scholarship schools from the cepted an invitation to compete in Division I or NAIA level, was not scored. It was used as a training the 2012 Global Ireland Football trip and an opportunity to compete against some high-caliber athletes Tournament, otherwise referred to to 1997, we’ve actually used this “Our trip to Ireland is going to be in preparation for the Ohio Athletic Conference season. as G.I.F.T., during the weekend of company to travel to Europe five great for recruiting. Not only for this It was also the first time the teams were able to participate out- Aug. 31, 2012. times in the past to play games in year’s and next year’s classes, but doors since their indoor season ended on Feb. 26 at the conference Numerous Catholic colleges and the spring.” also for recruiting classes beyond,” indoor championships. universities, and even high school While the program has visited said former JCU quarterback Tom Junior Jake Smith covered 5,000 meters in 15:28.65 which was teams, from across the United States Europe five times, this is only the Arth, who now oversees recruiting the best time among all non-scholarship school participants and 19th will compete in the event. second time they will travel to Ire- and all football operations. in a 62-man field. “Back in June of 2010, we re- land, first visiting when they played “This is an incredible opportu- Seniors David Hickey and Denny Love each cracked the top 20 in ceived an e-mail from Global Foot- an exhibition game in 2004. nity, a once in a lifetime opportunity hurdle events. Hickey was 16th in the 400-meter hurdles while Love ball about the University of Notre While in Dublin, the Blue Streaks really,” he said. “As a recruit, to took 20th in the 110-meter high hurdles. Dame playing the Naval Academy will square off against St. Norbert know that John Carroll University The field events were kind to the Blue Streaks as freshman Cory in Dublin, referred to as the Emerald College of De Pere, Wisc., another is committed to providing these Biro had the best individual performance by a Blue Streak as he Isle classic,” said head coach Regis Division III Catholic institution. types of opportunities to its student- placed ninth in the pole vault, clearing 4.15 meters. Freshman An- Scafe. “Patrick Steenberge, the They also happen to be one of the athletes really says a lot about how thony Chizmadia earned two top-25s in the shot put and the discus, president of Global Football, said most successful Division III football special this university is.” and senior Lou Galiano took 13th in the shot put. he was going to have a Division programs in the nation, amassing a While the team is heading over- On the women’s side, freshmen Nicki Bohrer and Anna Busta III football game and some high 107-21 record in their last 12 sea- seas to play football, it carries a both finished 24th in their respective events. school games on the same weekend sons under coach Jim Purtill. deeper meaning. Bohrer was 24th in the 800-meter run which had 88 participants. and make it an American Football As if playing the 2012 season “We are so humbled and honored Her time of 2:22.08 was the second best among all Division III com- weekend. opener in Ireland wasn’t enough to know that our administration and petitors. Busta was 24th in a field of 61 participants and was the top At that point, discussions be- already, the Blue Streaks will also alumni support our football pro- Division III finisher in the 5,000-meter run. gan with Athletic Director Laurie be able to attend the game in which gram in such an incredible way to Massa and the administration about the Notre Dame Fighting Irish take make something of this magnitude Tennis the possibility of our team getting on the Midshipmen from the United possible,” said Arth. “We have a involved.” States Naval Academy the follow- great challenge ahead of us, play- The tennis team took their spring trip over the school’s Spring Based on a prior relationship ing day. ing against such an outstanding Break, competing in Hilton Head, S.C. The men’s team finished and good track record, the talks The significance of this 2012 opponent, but it is our goal to make 3-2, while the women went 1-4. The men’s team will have their progressed. trip to Ireland will also help the our alumni proud and to be a great last non-conference meet on Saturday with Case Western Reserve “John Carroll football is familiar Blue Streaks when it comes to representation of our university to University while the women begin OAC play Saturday with Ohio with Global Football. Dating back recruiting. the world.” Northern University.

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Tom Hickey Ryan Mullaney Nicki Bohrer Allison Mora Brittany Danilov junior sophomore freshman junior junior

Hickey had his 10-game After dropping their OAC In a field that featured 88 Mora picked up the only Danilov went 6-2 dur- hitting streak snapped in the opener to Ohio Northern, participants, a majority of Blue Streak win against ing the Blue Streaks trip

Blue Streaks loss to Pied- Mullaney helped the team them from NCAA Division Oberlin, a match they to Clermont, Fla. She had mont College, but built such get back in the win column I and NAIA schools, Bohrer dropped 8-1. She lost her 59 strikeouts opposed to a cushion with a hot start to with singles and doubles finished in 24th place in the first set, 6-1, but battled 16 walks in 50.1 innings the season that his average wins against Oberlin while 800-meter run at the Char- back to win in three sets, 7-5 pitched and walked away still sits at .429. dropping just two games. lotte 49er Classic. and 6-3. with a 2.09 ERA. 10 World News March 24, 2011 www.jcunews.com The Carroll News

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Sean Webster World News Editor 4 Taking the high route to hell World Briefing 1. Violence escalates in Ivory Coast I don’t blame Americans for supporting The United Nations Security Council expressed “indignation” on March 22 at U.S. military intervention in Libya. After all, an attack that killed 30 civilians in Ivory Coast, and pledged the crime “shall when cloaked in the guise of multilateralism not remain unpunished.” The civilians were killed Thursday when missiles, and the moral superiority of a humanitarian believed to have been fired by forces loyal to the strongman Laurent Gbagbo, cause, intervention in Libya sounds like a were fired into a suburb of Abidjan. Rebels backing Gbagbo’s rival, Alassane responsible use of military power. Ouattara, seized a fifth town in the west on Monday, that of Blolequin. In However, the road to hell is paved with Abidjan, Gbagbo bolstered his army as thousands of supporters turned out to good intentions. answer his call to enlist. Ouattara was proclaimed the winner of the strife-torn Obama’s “limited” commitment to protect country’s first election in 10 years back in November, but Gbagbo, the incumbent civilians in Libya from Gadhafi’s forces is president, has refused to step down despite declarations by the U.S., U.N., EU setting the United States up for either an and the African Union that he had been defeated by Ouattara, a former prime embarrassing military failure or a dangerous, minister, banker and leader of the opposition. (The New York Times) unwanted troop deployment. By pledging to protect civilians from 2. Heavy fighting in Sudan leaves 70 dead Gadhafi’s revenge, Obama has effectively Heavy fighting between rebels and the south Sudanese army in the oil-producing committed the United States to toppling the states of Unity and Upper Nile, has left at least 70 people dead, according to an Gadhafi regime. army spokesman. At least 30 soldiers and 11 rebels died in clashes that broke Yes, it is possible that the no-fly zone out on March 17 in Unity state, Philip Aguer, a spokesman for the south’s Sudan established by the United States and coali- People’s Liberation Army (SPLA), said. The fighting began after the breakdown tion forces will tip the balance in favor of of talks aimed at persuading the rebels, who totalled several hundred well-armed the rebels, and Gadhafi will finally be ousted men, to join the southern army. In the neighboring Upper Nile state, clashes from power. between the army and a separate rebel group, which was possibly responsible However, it’s equally as likely that it for a recent bloody raid on the state capital Malakal, killed 25 rebels and four won’t. SPLA soldiers. Earlier this year, southern Sudan voted to secede from Sudan in In this case, the government and rebel forc- an historic referendum, although many controversial issues, including borders es will become trapped in a bloody stalemate and the sharing of oil profits, still have to be resolved. (Al Jazeera) that results in civilian deaths on both sides. As the fighting intensifies, it will become increasingly unlikely that the two sides will 3. Israel, Hamas exchange blows ever be able to be reconciled, and Libya will Ten Palestinians have been killed and at least 37 others wounded in Gaza since be gradually torn in two. March 19 as a result of a series of air strikes carried out by Israeli jet fighters. Meanwhile, the lengthy military commit- The strikes were in response to mortar attacks carried out by Hamas, the militant ment required of the U.S. will slowly open organization that has controlled the Gaza Strip since 2006. Since March 19, 61 up the Pandora’s box of potential nightmare mortars and rockets have been fired by Hamas into southern Israel, according situations. It is a fact that accidents happen to the Israeli Defense Force. The attacks effectively ended a cease-fire that had in war. Despite Obama’s good intentions, lasted since an Israeli military operation in Gaza ended more than two years U.S. bombs will fall in the wrong place and, ago. Hamas officials said the strikes were in response to ongoing Israeli crimes, unfortunately, kill the very people the U.S. although internal differences within Hamas may have also contributed to the vowed to protect. escalation. While the Israeli airstrikes hit a Hamas training camp, a brick factory, As the civilian death count increases, a metal workshop and a mechanic’s garage, a number of Palestinian civilians – mounting pressure will force the United States including children – were killed in the attacks. (CNN) to either cut and run or escalate with a full- scale invasion. The latter would put U.S. troops in a coun- 4. Obama praises Latin America try that was never a threat to U.S. national In a trip to the Chilean capital, Santiago, Pres. Barack Obama praised Latin security in the first place. Not only would this America by calling the region a model for those trying to throw off dictatorships increase anti-Americanism in a region already in favor of democracy. Plainly tired after days of juggling public diplomacy replete with it, but it would also expose more with private deliberations about the military action in Libya, Obama said the U.S. troops to all the perils of occupation that lessons of Latin America could be “a guide for people around the world who we have seen in both Iraq and Afghanistan. are beginning their own journeys toward democracy.” In pledging that the U.S. The former would expose civilians to the same would be an equal partner in its relations with Latin America, Obama said that dangers that supposedly drove the U.S. to in- would, in turn, demand a sense of shared responsibility by the countries of Latin tervene in the first place, possibly resulting in America. He cited several areas to improve cooperation: fighting criminal gangs thousands of deaths at the hands of Gadhafi’s and traffickers in drugs, guns and illegal immigrants, improving education and cronies. It would also allow Gadhafi to claim cultural exchange programs, ending trade barriers, developing clean-energy that he defeated the world’s only superpower, project, and combating climate change. (The New York Times) which would bolster his legitimacy and com- pletely destroy any chance of a successful 5. Unrest in Syria Libyan opposition movement. At least four people have died after security forces fired on protesters outside It was a mistake, therefore, for Obama to a mosque in the Syrian city of Deraa, human rights activists say. Hundreds of use military force in Libya. Not only is the people had earlier gathered in the streets outside the Omari mosque to prevent United States now engaged in a limited but troops from storming it. The mosque has been the focus of anti-government potentially open-ended war with the govern- demonstrations since Friday. At least 10 people have now been killed in clashes ment of Libya, but Obama’s goals – to protect with police and soldiers. U.N. Human Rights Commissioner Navi Pillay earlier civilians and to not deploy ground troops – urged the Syrian government to carry out a transparent investigation into the also seem to be at war with each other. violence. The government has accused the protesters of being Israeli agents and infiltrators, and there have been arrests across the country. On March 22, human rights activists said Louai Hussein, a former political prisoner who supported the protesters, was taken from his home in the Damascus suburb of Contact Sean Webster Sahnaya. (BBC) at [email protected] – AP images and information compiled by Sean Webster. World News 11 The Carroll News www.jcunews.com March 24, 2011 jcunews.com U.S. strikes Gadhafi forces World News Poll To what extent would you support U.S. military intervention in Libya? “Japan” p. 11 (Voters could choose more than one)

Would support a no-fly zone over Libya 58% (7 votes)

Would not support any military intervention 42% (5 votes) Would support aerial bombing of Gadhafi forces 17% (2 votes) Would support arming anti-Gadhafi forces 17% (2 votes) Would support sending in U.S. troops 17% (2 votes)

THIS WEEK’S QUESTION Do you approve of the U.S. military strikes on Libya ? Go online at www.jcunews.com to vote in the poll, and check out the next issue to see the results.

Word for Word AP A Tomahawk missile is launched from a U.S. war ship in the Mediterranean Sea in support of Operation Odyssey Dawn, the broadest international military effort since the Iraq War. “At current levels, I would let my children eat the spinach and drink Wycliffe Odhiambo tion was an easy task. The usual delay killed civilians. the water.” Staff Reporter in search of political correctness stalled The aims of the Western-led offensive – Tetsuro Fukuyama, the deputy chief cabinet the decision for a few days. are in reality unclear. It remains foggy secretary of Japan, on the health risks of radiation that Life has gone full circle for the Libyan The main hurdle was the necessity of how the offensive should react to pro- has leaked from a Japanese nuclear plant following rebels: two weeks ago they were herald- the Arab League’s endorsement of the Gadhafi forces repelling rebel attacks; or the March 11 earthquake. (The New York Times) ing their progress in capturing major city operation lest it be viewed as another whether the operation’s aims are solely after major city and advancing against routine Western intrusion into the sover- the enforcement of a no-fly zone, or the pro-Gadhafi forces. Fast forward eign affairs of an Arab state. Russia and include seeing to the withdrawal of pro- “Oh, I think that that’s very possible, to a fortnight later and the pro-Gadhafi China’s support for the resolution was Gadhafi forces from embattled cities. and, in fact, I hope so.” forces have made huge gains against the half-hearted, although more importantly As the offensive continues, so does – Former Republican presidential candidate rebels recapturing all cities but the rebel for the Libyan rebels, they did not veto the flow of mixed reactions about it. Sen. John McCain on the chances that the U.S. will “capital” of Benghazi in the process. The the resolution. Turkey has been a vehement opponent of provide arms to Libyan rebels to oust Col. Muammar capture of Benghazi by Gadhafi would The green light from the U.N. was intervention in Libya. Some leaders and Gadhafi. (CBS) almost certainly have spelled the end of quickly implemented in an offensive led aid groups have hailed the humanitarian the Libyan month-long civil war. mainly by the U.S., France and Britain. aims of the offensive while others have The civilian casualties that were In an operation dubbed “Odyssey Dawn” strongly criticized the resort to military “Why are you apologizing all the time?” collateral damage for the Gadhafi gains the offensive has used naval and aerial intervention. – Former Republican vice-presidential candidate and the feasibility of a Gadhafi victory missiles to strike Gadhafi’s radar instal- The U.S. has pledged to hand over Sarah Palin to Israeli politicians during her weekend against the rebellion sent the Interna- lation devices, anti-aircraft sites, Libyan the lead in the offensive to NATO in a visit to Israel. (Jerusalem Post) tional community scampering. aircraft and hangars, and other targets matter of days and promised that it will The United Nations passed a resolu- intended to make it safe for allied aircraft send no ground troops to Libya. Two tion authorizing the enforcement of a to impose the no-fly zone. US soldiers survived a crash of their jet “I don’t have an exact date in mind, and no-fly zone in Libya, a huge blow to the Pro-Gadhafi tanks and other ground by ejecting from it moments before it I haven’t been given a date by the presi- Gadhafi offensive that had relied mainly forces engaged with the rebels around went down. dent where U.S. military participation here on a combination of superior air power the country and communications centers It is still too early to tell whether would end.” and tankers to turn the war in its favor. were also struck, as was Gadhafi’s iconic the offensive will achieve its aims or – Adm. Michael Mullen, the Joint Chiefs of Staff The resolution also demanded an home – a mammoth tent. whether it spells the beginning of the chairman, on Fox News Sunday discussing how long immediate cease-fire by Col. Gadhafi’s Gadhafi remains defiant and has end for the Gadhafi regime. If the past the U.S. will remain involved in Libya. forces and an end to attacks on civil- promised to give the Western “intruders” month has taught the world anything (Huffington Post) ians. and the internal rebels a long war. He also about Gadhafi, it is that he will not be Not that the passing of the resolu- claimed that the coalition attacks have toppled easily. – Compiled by Sean Webster After earthquake and flood, Japan dealing with nuclear emergency Michael Reiser Web, providing the closest thing dealing with a different disaster, Prefecture. High levels of radiation tested prior to the banning may have Asst. World News Editor to a firsthand experience of the but this time it’s man-made. The have been found not only in these slipped through to stores. However, disaster. The country was almost earthquake and tsunami combina- two prefectures, but all over the signs that the nuclear emergency As the death toll surpassed 8,400 entirely shutdown for a few days tion critically damaged a nuclear country. Two of the more common crisis may soon be under control are this weekend, along with 13,000 after the simultaneous earthquake power plant on the coast in Fuku- substances found in these contami- on the horizon. others missing, Japan looks to and tsunami. shima Prefecture, resulting in the nations, both dangerous carcino- Two of the six reactors have had recover after the deadly March 11 Commercial flights and public mass contamination of air, food gens, caused nearly 6,000 cases of power restored to them by diesel earthquake and tsunami, and the transportation have now resumed in and water. thyroid cancer in the Ukraine after generators, restoring water pumps present nuclear emergency. most parts of the country, except for The U.S. State Department re- the Chernobyl disaster of 1986 con- to help with their cooling. Water The country was rocked by a regions on the coast most damaged leased a travel warning on Monday taminated the milk supply. works as both a radiation shielding 9.0 magnitude quake just off the by the tsunami. Rolling blackouts recommending citizens maintain a Despite the contamination warn- device and a coolant. northeast shore of Honshu, the main continue in metropolitan Tokyo 50 mile distance from the nuclear ings, Tetsuro Fukuyama, the deputy The U.S. is also expressing its island of Japan, sending a tsunami and surrounding areas, and strong plant. For over a week, the six- chief cabinet secretary of Japan, as- optimism in regards to the end of from the Pacific Ocean crashing into aftershocks remain a threat. Just this reactor complex has been leaking sured that the readings, albeit above the crisis. Steven Chu, the U.S. the mainland, north of Tokyo. weekend, a 6.1-magnitude quake hit radiation. normal levels, are not as dangerous secretary of energy, told Fox News, Incredible home videos showing in the Ibaraki prefecture, causing Last weekend, Japan banned all as thought to be. “With each passing hour, each cars and even houses being washed tremors in nearby Tokyo. shipments of milk from Fukushima He also warned that contami- passing day, things are more under away, have surfaced all over the Presently, Japanese officials are Prefecture and spinach from Ibaraki nated produce that had not been control.” 12 March 24, 2011 Worldwww.jcunews.com News The Carroll News THE REISER’S Yemen leader warns of civil war The Associated Press

EDGE Yemen’s U.S.-backed president, his sup- port crumbling among political allies and the army, warned that the country could slide into a “bloody” civil war Tuesday as the op- position rejected his offer to step down by the end of the year. Tens of thousands protested in the capital demanding his immediate ouster, emboldened by top military commanders who joined their cause. Michael Reiser Ali Abdullah Saleh’s apparent determina- Asst. World News Editor tion to cling to power raised fears that Yemen Beware of the “Viva la could be pushed into even greater instability. In a potentially explosive split, rival factions Revolution” sentiment of the military have deployed tanks in the capital Sanaa – with units commanded by The French Revolution is often romanti- Saleh’s son protecting the president’s palace, cized as many gave their lives for the upheaval and units loyal to a top dissident commander of a centuries-old absolute monarchy at the protecting the protesters. AP end of the 18th century. As poetic as it might The defection on Monday of that com- Yemeni President Ali Abdullah Saleh, gestures to his supporters during a gathering be seen historically, what the rebels violently mander, Maj. Gen. Ali Mohsen al-Ahmar, a in a soccer stadium in Sanaa, Yemen, on March 10. died for can barely (if at all) be called a victo- powerful regime insider who commands the ry. Approximately 10,000 people were killed, army’s 1st Armored Division, has been seen Saleh should step down. ited concession of promising not to run for most of them innocent people at the paranoid by many as a major turning point toward a After a month of street protests – led re-election when his term ends in 2013. hands of those not fit to rule. Even some of potentially rapid end for Saleh’s nearly 32- mainly by students and pro-democracy But the opposition said the new offer was the most prominent revolutionaries were ex- year rule. advocates - against his nearly 32-year rule, too little, too late. ecuted by the machine they themselves had The question is whether the Yemeni chapter Saleh became dramatically more isolated after “The president’s statements are just an- created, the Reign of Terror as it has come to of the uprisings sweeping the Middle East will security forces opened fatally shot more than other political maneuver,” said chief opposi- be known. read more like Egypt – where the resignation 40 demonstrators on Friday. tion spokesman Mohammed al-Sabri. “What The struggle of the Libyan rebels against of President Hosni Mubarak set the country The killings set off an avalanche of defec- was acceptable yesterday is not acceptable the despotic Col. Gadhafi has its romantic on a relatively stable, if still uncertain, move tions by top figures in his ruling party, influ- for us today.” elements as well, with the powers of the West toward democracy – or like Libya, which has ential tribal leaders and, most damagingly, “There is only one option, that the presi- coming to aid the noble effort. People watch- seen brutal fighting between armed camps. al-Ahmar and a string of other top generals. dent announces his resignation and hands ing the news on the outside are eager to jump Already, clashes broke out late Monday In a meeting Tuesday with his still-loyalist over power. Only then can we meet with the behind the plight of the rebels as they fight for between Saleh’s Republican Guard and dis- military commanders, Saleh railed against the president to agree on transferring power,” freedom from an oppressive ruler, just like in sident army units in the far eastern corner of dissidents, calling them “weak” and saying he said. 1789 when the French commoners stormed the country. they “dropped away like autumn leaves.” In Washington, State Department spokes- the Bastille. On Tuesday, Republican Guard tanks sur- “Those who want to climb to power man Mark Toner said Saleh’s resignation at Gadhafi should obviously be taken out of rounded a key air base in the western Red Sea through a coup should know that things won’t year-end would be positive “if this is some- power, as he has proven to the world over the coastal city of Hodeida after its commander – stabilize. The nation won’t be stable, it will thing that many people respond to and it meets past month. However, if/when he is, don’t Col. Ahmed al-Sanhani, a member of Saleh’s turn into a civil war, to a bloody war, so they their aspirations.” expect a relatively peaceful implementation of own clan – announced he was joining the should think carefully,” he said. “What we’re looking for is dialogue that a new government, similar to the road Egypt opposition. At the same time, he issued a softer state- leads to a peaceful solution,” Toner told is on. When Louis XVI and Marie Antoinette The turmoil raised alarm in Washington, ment, saying he “sympathizes with the youth” reporters. were deposed and sent to the guillotine, the which has heavily backed Saleh to wage a and calling on protesters to enter a dialogue. Protesters massed by the tens of thou- Reign of Terror began and lasted 10 years until campaign against a major Yemen-based al- He said he believed their movement could “re- sands Tuesday afternoon in the downtown Napoleon took over. History may very well Qaida wing that plotted attacks in the United new the democratic energy” in the country.” Sanaa plaza they have dubbed “Taghyeer,” or repeat itself in the North African country. States. Monday night, Saleh pledged in a meeting “Change” square. Crowds ululated, chanted Libya has a rich tribal history, which is U.S. Defense Secretary Robert Gates, on with senior officials, military commanders and and painted each other’s faces in the red, white divided mainly between the eastern and west- a trip to Russia, said Tuesday that “instabil- tribal leaders that he would step down by the and black colors of the national flag. Conser- ern parts of the countries. Most of the leaders ity and diversion of attention” from dealing end of the year, according to a presidential vative tribesmen bought their wives to the surrounding the movement have strong family with al-Qaida is a “primary concern about the spokesman, Ahmed al-Sufi. Saleh had earlier protest, and the women bought their children, ties and loyalties to certain tribes. Who is to situation.” He refused to weigh in on whether rejected such a proposal, making a more lim- all basking in a carnival atmosphere. say which of these tribes ascends to power once (if) Gadhafi is deposed? The Libyan effort is much different than the recent events in Egypt, their eastern U.S. demands gay rights support at UN council neighbor. Libya’s history of violent behavior The U.S. document calls for nations to end tion held back from voting for a U.N. resolu- has been reflected in what so far has been a Associated Press any criminal punishments against lesbians, tion condemning killings of vulnerable people bloody revolution. According to The New The Obama administration introduced its gays and bisexuals, and asks the global body around the world after specifically proposing York Times, peaceful protesters in Tripoli, the first statement calling for the United Nations’ to review how governments treat them in the an amendment to protect people based on their capital, recently said that if they had weapons, top human rights body to combat discrimina- U.N.’s human rights assessments. sexual orientation. they would not hesitate to use them. Protest- tion against gays and lesbians around the It acknowledges that “these are sensitive At issue was a separate, arcane legal dis- ers in Egypt pushed back police by throwing world, completing a U.S. reversal from years issues for many,” but insists that people must pute over international human rights law. stones, but the non-violent demonstrators said of ambiguity on the subject during the presi- be freed from discrimination because of their U.N. General Assembly and Human Rights they felt tarnished afterward because they dency of George W. Bush. sexual orientation. Council resolutions aren’t legally binding; used violence to claim victory. The U.S. declaration was made Tuesday at Obama has stepped up the case for gay they reflect only the view of the majority of It isn’t like Gadhafi has always had clear the Geneva-based Human Rights Council and rights in recent months, winning a congres- the world’s nations. sailing as a ruler, either. He has spread this has the support of more than 80 countries. sional vote to repeal the “don’t ask, don’t But gay rights advocates say it is important history of violence throughout his reign by Although it is not in the form of binding tell” ban on gays serving openly in the U.S. to gather backers for statements, resolutions handing arms out to loyal tribes. The rebel resolution, the American push for U.N. ac- military. and other documents such as the one presented capital of Benghazi in the east has always had tion has helped win over a handful of new Last weekend, in a joint statement with Tuesday by the United States, even when their a strong contingent of anti-Gadhafi sentiment countries to the cause. A resolution could be the Brazilian president, he also urged for legal effect is null. due to their loyalties to King Iblis, whom Gad- brought to a vote later this year. the establishment of a special investigator to Because gay rights are still hotly contested hafi overthrew in his own 1969 revolution. The issue of gay rights has polarized na- monitor respect for lesbians, gays, bisexuals in many parts of Africa, the Middle East and With the coming of the military support tions at the U.N. for years. And despite grow- and transgender individuals in the Western elsewhere, establishing an ever larger coali- from countries like the U.S., Britain, and ing acceptance for homosexuality in Western Hemisphere. tion of countries can help create a legal norm France, hopefully Gadhafi may be over- nations and parts of Latin America, lawyers Under the Bush administration, the U.S. such as those that exist for the protection of thrown. But what must be understood is that say there is still a gap in human rights treaties policy was markedly different. The admin- women, religious minorities, children and when he is, what remains is a long, difficult for the protection of gays against discrimina- istration didn’t support a French resolution other vulnerable or marginalized groups. (and perhaps, yet hopefully not, bloody) road tion and mistreatment. at the U.N. General Assembly in 2008 that The growing movement also highlights the to a stable form of government where the “We are very concerned that individuals addressed similar concerns, joining Russia, gradual shift in the U.N.’s top human rights people’s voices are heard. continue to be killed, arrested and harassed China, the Vatican and Islamic states in op- body, which has previously scorned the plight It even took this great country of ours around the world because of their sexual position. of gays and lesbians. eight whole years after our own hard-fought orientation or gender identity,” said Suzanne The U.S. explained its position at the time In 2003, the council’s predecessor body, revolution to form a stable form of democratic Nossel, deputy assistant secretary of state for in technical terms, saying it was fearful of the Human Rights Commission held a heated government that we still enjoy thankfully international organizations. language that would infringe on the right of dispute after a proposal made by Brazil and almost 250 years later. “This statement sends a strong message American states to legislate matters such as backed by European nations. Muslim coun- Contact Michael Reiser at from across the globe that such abuses should gay marriage. tries balked, saying they couldn’t accept any [email protected] not be tolerated.” In December, even the Obama administra- reference to the term “sexual orientation.”

14 March 24, 2011 Diversionswww.jcunews.com The Carroll News Word Jumble This Day in Unscramble the jumbles to form words. Now unjumble the circled letters to form a word described by the clue. History As of this writing, the world is going through immense DERIES changes and shifts. Libya is engulfed by war, Ivory Coast is in the midst of a humanitarian catastrophe, and Japan is coping with the after-effects of debilitat- ing natural disasters. Meanwhile, anti-government demonstrations and unrest continue unabated in Bah- rain, Yemen, Syria, Algeria, and Iran as Southern Su- SEQTU dan prepares for independence in July. The magnitude of all this still has yet to be fully felt. However, if any- thing, these events illustrate that history is not some- thing rigid and unchanging. Rather, it is something living and something that is always growing. On this day alone, the history of the world changed in many EHSOR significant ways. It was on this day in history that:

1) In 1944, Nazi German forces killed 335 civilians in Rome in what is now referred to as the Ardeatine Mas- sacre.

AANSU 2) In 1980, Catholic Archbishop Óscar Romero was assassinated while celebrating Mass amid the brutal Salvadoran Civil War in El Salvador.

3) In 1989, the oil tanker Exxon Valdez spilled 240,000 CLUE: This country lies on the Equator. barrels of petroleum at Prince William Sound in Alaska.

4) In 1999, NATO began its air bombardment against Answer here: Slobodan Milošević’s Yugoslavia during the War in Ko- “ “ sovo.

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unless I prayed about it. What did When I went to a funeral of a Sleep is the best God tell me? He told me the hardest good family friend this past year, in thing I might ever have to give up the eulogy they talked about how the medicine … Facebook. man who passed was not spiritual, Now I am not trying to be like but every Lent he would wash all ment. Sleep deprivation decreases the prophets moaning and com- the windows of his house on Good a person’s ability to think and plaining, but I think it’s important Friday … the thing he hated most. process information. to realize how often we look at this Our sacrifices define us as much Kaitlin Gill Stress can be both a cause and Jillian Dunn time of year as torturous and not as as our successes, so even if you Editorial & Op/Ed Editor a consequence of sleep depriva- Copy Editor an invitation. haven’t chosen something yet it I have been noticing lately that tion. As a consequence, stress One of the songs Frank Sinatra Giving up Facebook has not just is not too late. There are a couple people around me are suffering levels can significantly increase. is most remembered for singing is been a sacrifice, but an invitation for things you must do. from a lack of sleep. Usually I Sleep deprivation can also cause “My Way.” A reflective tune that me to spend more time with God. 1) Pray about it. I challenged my would expect myself to be under stress to relationships. Nobody recalls a man’s life, and through all I used to spend hours, more than I mom, who has given up sweets for this same condition, but lately I wants to be around someone who the ups and downs he says, “I did would like to admit, on Facebook, the past twenty plus years, to do this have been pretty well-rested. is grumpy. it my way.” Apparently Frank had and now that time is free. and she discovered God called her I have never been a person who As another short term conse- something wrong when it comes to At first I filled it by going on to do more. was able to stay up all night. I was quence, lack of sleep can result choosing a Lenten sacrifice. other Internet sites, which was really 2) When you pray about it, ask always the first one to fall asleep in an overall poor quality of life. When I was home for spring counterproductive. Until someone not what God wants you to give up, at sleepovers in middle school. It can make keeping sufficient break, I went to mass the Sunday recommended a spiritual website but what God wants for you. Does Throughout high school I usually focus on important activities such before Ash Wednesday undecided with daily readings and reflections, God want to be closer to you? More went to bed around 10 p.m. as classes, exams, athletics, work on what my Lenten sacrifice would and the tab that used to be Facebook of your time, talents, voice, effort? I am still not able to stay up and other extracurriculars very be. I have gone through the Lenten on my Mac screen is now the sacred- Sometimes giving things up means late, even though I am immersed difficult. classics, giving up sweets, pop, space website. doing things we might not normally in a social world where staying up The most significant conse- swearing, meat, certain TV channels Lenten sacrifices often become do as well. all night to party, do homework or quence I found from WebMD an extension of our New Year’s Even though I currently have and bread. cram for an exam is a common oc- was sleep deprivation’s effect resolution that we failed at on week over 30 notifications waiting for me Sitting in the pew, the priest currence. If there is a Cavs game on on automobile accidents. “The started talking about how we usu- two. When we ask God for his to reveal on Facebook so far, I think at night, I usually make it through National Highway Traffic Safety ally do the same things year after guidance, though, it can become a it will be worth it in the end. the first half before I fall asleep. If Administration (NHTSA) esti- year, and we end up doing Lent our tool to not only improve ourselves Sinatra might have made a hit I have a lot of homework that needs mates conservatively that each way but not God’s way. We should physically, but spiritually. off of “My Way,” but I think I’ll to be done, I almost always make year drowsy driving is responsible pray to God and ask what he wants It doesn’t become about our change my life, and start doing it the executive decision that I would for at least 100,000 automobile us to give up. suffering, but about the growth and God’s way. rather go to bed. crashes, 71,000 injuries and 1,550 Well, carrying around my Catho- strength in our relationship with Contact Jillian Dunn at The only time I am able (and fatalities.” lic guilt, I couldn’t pick something God. [email protected] willing) to pull an all-nighter is on If bad sleeping habits persist, Tuesdays when I am working in the it could be due to, or lead to, a newsroom on deadline nights. In sleeping disorder. This can be dan- my life, Wednesdays are meant to gerous if not tended to properly. Wonderword be spent in class and napping. Especially in the college environ- Since this has been my sleeping ment, sleep is extremely important pattern for so long, I have realized and should be a priority. What does absquatulate mean? two things: I absolutely love to I discovered that sleep de- sleep, and I am really good at it. privation can have true medical I find sleep to be a crucial part of concerns as well. This is where my life. I need a solid eight hours to the long term consequences come bring my A-game each day. Lately I into effect. have been wondering why sleep is Some long term concerns in- so important, so I spent some time clude high blood pressure, heart reading what WebMD has to say. attack, stroke, obesity, psychiatric I found that there are various problems, Attention Deficit Disor- short term and long term conse- der, mental impairment and injury quences of sleep deprivation. from accidents. One short term consequence This is serious business, and “To squash someone’s abs” “Something dealing with “An ab and squat workout” is decreased performance and in my opinion, nothing is worth bodily fluids” alertness. According to WebMD, risking these problems. I have “reducing your night time sleep too many commitments and re- Alyssa Harford, Will McDonnell, Raysa Sylvester, by as little as one and a half hours sponsibilities to be sleep deprived. sophomore senior sophomore for just one night could result in a Plus, I love to sleep too much to reduction of daytime alertness by compromise any of that time do- Absquatulate: to leave quickly or in a hurry as much as 32 percent.” ing anything else. Another short term consequence Contact Kaitlin Gill at is memory and cognitive impair- [email protected] That’s what See said: Getting serious about graduation piness, a bucket list. A bucket list The other important thing is that homework assignments in it. No things. I don’t print it unless it’s true. for college. everything on the list is something other school supplies, literally just Honesty and transparency are kind People make these things called that you have to go out of your the binder with the homework. of my things. Well, those and jokes. bucket lists all the time. It’s a list way to do. Taking three philosophy I also want to make a YouTube Jokes should definitely be in the top of things you want to do before classes isn’t appropriate for a com- video that gets over a million hits. three somewhere. you “kick the bucket.” I decided to mencement list, you were going to I’ve got some ideas, but timing has The last thing on my commence- make a list of all things JCU-related do that anyway. I’m talking about been the issue. Luckily though by ment list is to get a book deal with that I wanted to do before I get my ordering a pizza before class and printing it here that means I have Follett (you know, the people who Bob Seeholzer degree, so I’m calling it a com- having the delivery guy bring it to to find a way to get it done by May rip you off on textbooks every Editor in Chief mencement list. you … while you’re in class. You and failure is not an option. semester) to release my compila- Do you ever ask yourself “If I Now the first key to making a know, something that you’re going I’d be pretty upset with myself tion of columns, “That’s what See had to be any key on the keyboard, commencement list is to make it to tell your grandkids about. if I graduated without performing said: Never swallow the pride.” For which one would I be?” very concrete. I’m talking more Some of the things on my com- standup comedy at JCU, so consider the enquiring minds, yes that title Yeah, me neither. concrete that the roads of University mencementlist include the afore- that on the list. I don’t care how contains a multi-entendre, and it’s I think I’m going to take this Heights. It’s hard to cross off goals mentioned goal of having a pizza or where, I just care that it gets last because I still have a few more week’s opportunity to discuss some- that aren’t specific. For example, delivered during a class, having a crossed off. chapters to add to it. thing that should be emphasized you don’t want to write down “make theme party based on The Lonely If you think I’m sitting here just I’ll be doing signings in the atri- from freshman orientation through my memories of senior week as Island’s song “I’m on a Boat,” and trying to come up with the most um from 1-3 p.m. all through senior commencement. No, not proper close to a highlight reel of Jersey playing pickup basketball with Phil absurd things possible to make you week. Someone’s going to need to meal swipe management (although, Shore as possible.” Not that it isn’t Metres. laugh, you’re half right. I am trying bring me a Sharpie though since I no that is also very important). I speak a great goal, it’s just going to be I plan on going the entire month really hard to think of awesome, longer have school supplies. of something much more important really difficult to judge the success of April without bringing a back- absurd things to put on this list, but I Contact Bob Seeholzer at to your well being and future hap- rate on that one. pack to class. Just a binder with my also really plan on doing all of these [email protected] Op/Ed 19 The Carroll News www.jcunews.com March 24, 2011 Graciously Gaffney: The Op/Ed Top Ten: I’m a word-nerd Foods that help you sleep I strictly read. “50 percent of reading is the writer In fact, I’ve read and equally and the rest the reader brings her- loved very different stories. Some self.” of my favorites include Harper Lee’s A writer may describe a setting, 1. Bananas Emily Gaffney “To Kill a Mockingbird,” Tim Rus- a character or a situation, but then 2. Chamomile tea Managing Editor sert’s autobiography “Big Russ and leaves it up to readers to interpret or Me,” the best-selling “Harry Potter” make of it what they will. 3. Warm milk As we grow up and mature, we series and Elie Wiesel’s “Night.” As a reader, the writer gives you evolve in many ways. I know I’m So you can see my slight confu- a story, but exactly what you take 4. Honey very different from the little girl sion. Some of these stories are radi- from that story is completely up to who went to Tree House Preschool cally different from one another. you. When you’re reading, you’re 5. Potatoes and even the self-proclaimed adult I love Harper Lee’s tale which alone with your imagination even who graduated from St. Vincent-St. deals with serious issues including though you have the writer’s words 6. Oatmeal Mary High School. However, there crime, racism and stereotypes, all of in front of you. I may read some- 7. Almonds is one thing about me that has never which we see through the innocent thing differently than you do, and to The Bayer Necessities: changed, even since I was a little eyes of a precocious child. I will me, that is the beauty of reading. 8. Flaxseeds kid. That one thing is my passion also never forget the heartbreaking I sometimes take stories and I for reading. recount of Elie Wiesel’s Holocaust make them my own or think about 9. Whole wheat bread I love a good story. Whether it’s experience. them in terms of my own life. When a news article, a book, a movie or But then again, I can’t tell you I was younger and reading “To Kill 10. Turkey a play, I’m fascinated by stories. the number of hours straight I spent a Mockingbird” for the first time, I However, there has always been engrossed in the fantastical world imagined myself having the same something about reading books that of Harry Potter and his friends or integrity as Atticus Finch. I’ve also -Compiled by Nick Wojtasik and Kaitlin Gill has captured my interest and my the lessons and bits of wisdom Tim wondered if I’d have the strength to imagination above all else. I love Russert incorporated into “Big Russ survive the same things Elie Wiesel that I can be totally enraptured by and Me.” has. Occasionally, I’ve imagined a good book, lost in the lives and However, I think I may have different endings for some of the The Bayer Necessities: stories of its characters. nailed down a reason for why I love books that had conclusions I dis- If I have a good book, I can reading. agreed with. literally sit in the middle of a noisy A couple of weeks ago, I hap- I know I will continue to evolve and bustling public place and not pened upon a special USA Network as a person. I think personal evolu- hear a sound. I become enthralled ran about its “Character Approved” tion in inevitable. We can’t help but Puppy love in the whole world the author cre- honorees, people who impact our change with our experiences and the ated for me. society or are agents of change. One people we meet and come to know, Having said this, however, it’s of the honorees was author Nicole but I think reading will always be hard for me to describe exactly why Krauss. something I love. Hopefully, some smiles are real, and the feeling is I love reading so much. There’s not She’s won laudable awards and things never change. Brian Bayer unlike anything in the world. one particular genre that I gravitate recognitions, but it was something Campus Editor Puppy love is innocent, too. Of to (although I will say for the most she said that stuck with me. She Contact Emily Gaffney at course people make mistakes, but part science fiction is off the table) noted that reading is possibly the [email protected] I have been described by many that’s just part of being human. The and there is not one specific author least passive of arts. Klauss said, as both a hopeless romantic and capacity for forgiveness between a “goopy” individual (in the best two little puppies in love is some- possible way, I assume). So who is a thing special. Being able to look into better person to address the myster- someone’s eyes and feel at home is ies of love than me, right? I am sure something to be cherished. this topic will come up in future col- Last year, a friend told me about umns as well, since it certainly can’t finding your “penguin” – the one be thoroughly solved in one small person in the world who is perfect discourse. But for now, I would like for you. To an old person, this is a to focus my attention on a specific ridiculous concept. We don’t have a form of affection – puppy love. penguin, we just learn to settle. We According to our “wise” elders make compromises that we can live who have experienced the “real with if we “love” the other person world,” puppy love is something enough. Why should I have to put that happens between naïve teenag- qualifiers like enough on my affec- ers who don’t know what they really tion? Again, I say, nonsense! feel. Nonsense, I say! Of course this is a fairy tale con- “Make sure you know the differ- struct of a fantasy world. But what’s ence between in love and in lust,” wrong with wanting to live in a YourVIEW cautions Mom. “You don’t have fairy tale? What girl doesn’t want to Letters to the Editor enough life experience to under- find a Prince Charming? And what Middle Eastern Democracy largely, on the economy. The eco- could descend into complete law- stand that kind of stuff,” grumbles boy doesn’t want to find a Princess Brendan McCreary nomic argument doesn’t hold water. lessness (a la Somalia). Both would Dad. Perhaps this is true. Fiona (even if you do discover she Class of 2011 There have been many economic be extremely damaging results for So what, then, is the real love is secretly an ogre by night)? John Carroll University downturns in recent history, yet no U.S. foreign policy. that these wise old people want us My point is simple: puppy love is Sean Webster’s Feb. 24 column huge uprisings. Furthermore, these So how has Obama handled this to find? Obviously, we should look sacred. It should not be discouraged “Did Bush Bring Democracy to the protests have spread to relatively so far? To put it simply, Obama is to the example they have set for or admonished. Quite the contrary – Middle East?” takes a very selec- well-off countries like Bahrain and lost in the world of foreign affairs, us. They say things like, “You two it should be embraced. The old, mar- tive and biased view of the events even Libya. What we are seeing is and it is showing now. Like a mod- fight like an old married couple” and ried couples who jeer condescend- in the Middle East. He attributes much greater, they are crying out ern day Hamlet, he had to examine “Love is one long sweet dream, and ingly at the Romeos and Juliets of the turmoil in the Middle East not for an end to autocratic rule and all of the possible consequences marriage is the alarm clock.” Well, if our time are probably just jealous to the beginning of a successful corruption and the introduction of before deciding to do nothing. His this is the love that our elders want that they have forgotten how to be democracy in Iraq, a huge U.S. ac- natural human rights, like freedom response to the original turmoil in us to find, then I doth protest. innocent and true to each other. So complishment, but to (in his mind) of speech, of assembly, and of the Egypt was incoherent and nonsensi- I will take puppy love over this if you are a young lover, love much, the Bush-caused recession. press. cal. Did we support Mubarak or not? any day. It is pure and untarnished love pure, and “carpe amor.” Firstly, I cannot help but think I have never seen a greater ex- Obama certainly didn’t know. by the “real world.” The actors that Webster suffers from “Bush ample of the common human urging His response to Libya came are not jaded, and a gaze from one Contact Brian Bayer at Derangement Syndrome” where for freedom. Do I attribute these nine days late, and only after prod- person to their other is genuine. The [email protected] even after more than two years out uprisings to a democratic Iraq? Not ding from U.S. senators and other of office, liberals cannot help but completely but I believe it deserves foreign leaders. Why did Obama The Carroll News reserves the right to edit letters for blame Bush for all the world’s ails. its credit. Iraq should stand as what pressure autocratic dictators in length and to reject letters if they are libelous or do not His delusional ideas lead him to can become possible in the Middle some countries (Mubarak in Egypt, end the article by calling Bush “an East. Gadhafi in Libya) but not in others conform to standards of good taste. All letters received idiot.” This cheap shot is below the Regardless, the main question like Ahmadinejad in Iran, where become the property of The Carroll News. Anonymous journalistic standards that The Car- for the United States is what comes our strategic interests are arguably letters will not be published. Letters to the editor must roll News should be held to. next? We hope reformers, through greatest. The truth is the world needs not exceed 500 words and must be submitted to Secondly, I think Webster is free elections, bring more freedom a miracle in the Middle East, what fundamentally wrong in his analysis to the Middle East. But it is also very it’s got is Barack Obama, that’s just [email protected] of the Middle East. The uprisings possible that an Islamist theocratic how it is. are not focused solely, or even regime could arise, or a country CLASSIFIEDS

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