phol:o by Judy L Haroest) Dr. Frank Johnson and Health Board Chair Charles Watson receive input on abortion issue. Policyholders will decide issue

by Andy Ma/by projected numbers of student abortions in past years and current medicaJ complications of student abortions. The health service prices for the procedure. which average around $400. has no facility for performing abortions, nor do they plan to Contnbutmg Writer Watson opened the meeting Monday by stating that 1he Uni­ install such facilities. versity of Montana has the benefit in their insurance and report The decision to add the coverage will be made by the Student that the number of people using it has dropped from approxi­ Health Advisory Board in April, and will be based on student The ASMSU Student Health Advisory Board voled last April mately 100 in 1980 to about 50 per year currently. Watson added response to the measure. The board hopes to be able to gauge · to consider offering student insurance policyholders coverage for that 1he UM Health Advisory Board and student health service student response 10 the issue by tallying results of a ballot which abortions. pushed the measure through without prior student consultation was se nt to each insurance policyholder. On the ballot. whici1 was Although the decision was made nearly a year ago, a public or consent. He said that MSU doesn't want to do that. "'We are mailed last week, are two questions. The first plainly asks, forum on the issue was on ly held this week . The insurance com­ not here to force it on you; we want to find out what you want." "Would you like to have voluntary termination of pregnancy as a pany which underwrites the MSU policy, Prudential, offers the The standing-room-only ballroom was filled with students, benefit in the Student Health Insurance?" option in the plan, and if the board adopts it, premiums for all faculty, staff, parents, and children. most of whom expressed The second wants to know if a large number of policyholders policyholders will increase five to JO percent, or between eight and fervorous opposition to the idea, citing everything from moral would cancel their benefits entirely if the measure became pan of 16 dollars per year. desecration to financial hardship. Many vowed to drop their 1he policy. The Advisory Board will vote based on both questions. The forum, which was held Monday evening in Ballroom D, coverage altogether if the measure becomes part of the policy. If a majority votes against the benefit AND to cancel their was heated with controversy, most of which entered around the One man stood up and vehemently stated, "'if this passes, l will be benefits, the board will not vote to include abortion as a benefit. moral aspects and the notion that all insured students wiU be paying for the death of another being." He received loud applause Many people at the forum expressed concern about the way in required to pay fo r a small minority's personal decisions. Health and cheers. which the committee will decide the issue, and stated that the Advisory Board studies have revealed that about 200 people will Only one person spoke in favor of the measure. Graduate method is ambiguous and that Charles Watson was evasive about utilize the service per year, according to Charles Watson, board student Diane Debinski: the voting procedure. chainnan. ..I don 't want the decision to be an economic one because One man stood up durin~ the forum and requested the names Those 200 people represent about two percent of the entire students should have the right to this benefit and shouldn't be and numbers of the committee so that .. if they vote the wrong student body, and many argue that assessing fees to pay for the denied due to economic constraints. There should be a re­ way, we can get them out of office ... procedure from the remaining 98% is not a fair representation of evaluation of the cost with reference to savings due to fewer The decision is not going to go through the full Student Senate the student populace. Dr. FranUohnson, health service director, pregnancies (we) have to pay for(insurance pays a woman to have for a vote; what the Advisory Board decides is final. countered by asserting that only about one to 1.5% of the student the child, but not to abort.) and a re-eva1uatton with respect to the Watson asserted that the Advisory board would like each body is currently treated for broken legs, but the coverage for number of female students who might have to drop out if they student to send their ballot in this week so a decision can be such occurances is in the policy. can't afford an abortion." reached as soon as possible , although there was no stated date for The figure of eight to 16 dollars is an estimate, based on The policy currently provides coverage for psychological and return on the survey form . 2 Friday. March 3. 1989 EXPONENT

MIKEROYKO

I wa.s invited to take pan in one of the many writers'rallies being held around the country to ~ h ow support for Salman Rushdie. The" ri ter who invited me to the Chicago rally said that we would gather at a cultural center and do readings from Rushdie' 11 0\\ -famous novel and make speeche.... condemning terrorism and censorship and other mischief Hov..ncr. I declined. A' I told the writer who called me: "Hey, I'm through 'Aorring about Ru hd1c I ha,1e a death threat of my own.,. And 11\ true. A few days ago. my office phone rang and the caller. speaking hurncdh. "aid: ""1 am ·Abu aid. from the Chicago lslam1cCouncil. and because of what you wrote today. your life could be 111 danger." Harml ~s me? " Yes ... Mr Said said ... , warn you against \Hlling these 1hings ... What thmgs'l .. In here. you said you envy Ru:,hdie."

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't ou misinterpret the meaning. \\"hl"n I wrore that 1 cmied Rushdie. I \\ as not prat~in~ tw. book. v..hich I ha\ad _ i ow. where are you calling from and \\hat 1s the Chicago Islamic VIEWPOINTS Council? Mr Said. 1f that wa'\ his name. hung up the phone. Ju, t like that. No goodbye. no have a nice day. Just a cold click. If 1hcre "an) thrng I dislike more than a terronst. 1t 1s a rude terrorist. t to kill more people! So I reponed the call to the la" enforcemenl agent) . They checked 1he1r liles Khomieni is Baa.. ck!This lime he st 1ves for his lo more mone) and said they had never heard of the Chicago Islamic Council or or a terron t popularit) in the blamic world R ushdic:: 's Satanic \ ·ersc:~ will. umltmbtedl). be banned named Abu Said. And they doubted if that was the man·s name or is such a Afte r 1oppling 1he Shah ·s regime 10 la1e 1979. Khomei­ in Iran as \\ell as other Islamic countries and not \ Cr) organiLation existed. m's political ambition was the unification of one billion many Moslem> will get the chance 10 read 1he book Boy. 1f there is anything I dislike more than a rude terrorist. it's a terronst Moslemsaro und the \\ Orld. This idea which brought him anywa) . So what' · Ayatollah's concern about the book that libs Howeve r. I 1ook 1he addition precaution of calling 1he e" York publishing popularit) in man~ Islamic countries. The unification of berng published in Europe? Is he really concerned with house that puts out my occasional books and told an editor about the menac­ Mo !ems was aimed al 1he .S .. "1he Great Satan''. "hich the reading. of the European minds?, o concerned 1ha1 ing call. was belie,ed 10 be responsi ble for 1he Stagnation of the he is 1>dhng to spend) million dollars 10 kill Rushdie 10 .. Oh, really?" he said . "'So what else is nev. with you?" Islamic world . In the late 80's. a year afienhe revolution. save European minds from "ideological impuriti es~" Well. aren't you going 10 do anything about it? "About what?" however. Iran engaged 10 a war launched by Iraq (herself My 1hrea1. The phone call from Abu Said. an Islamic country). The l ran and Iraq war was longer "'What do you expect me to do?" lhan eilher WW I or WW 11. but eq ually bloody. Close 10 For starters. we can call a press conference and announce that I am going one million Moslems died as a consequence of the war. Some writers depicted the into hiding. " Hiding? Where?" This is twice the number of Americans killed in.Vietnam. prophet Mohammed as a Maybe Florida. h's snowing in Chicago. Anywa} . after I go into hiding. you Last summer. finally. the war came to a hall when Iran can rush some of my old books back into print and out to the bookstores. And accepted the U.N.'s cease fire. The war ended as prepos­ drunkard who could haf dly stand you can boldly declare 1hat you will not be intimidated. And maybe we can get terously as it started while the two nations celebratr-d ooksiores to say 1hat they won~ be inumidated. either. bu1just10 play it on his feet while praying. I'm the b their ··victory... The war. however, was considered safe they will put my books in a back room and sell them only on request. "All that over one phone call?" absurdly unjustified by other Islam nation;,. The calami­ reluctant to divulge the names of Look, we must make do with what we have. Waste not. want not. l'vealways ties oft he war. eventually. tarnished Khomeini's popular­ such authors fearing Ayatollah of said. And after we do that. maybe some of my fellow wri1crs will hold a rally at ity in the Islamic world. a cultural center to defend and comfort me and have readings from mv books. ow Ayatollah is back to remind the Islamic nation sending more money to kill more " Reading your Stuff>" · Wh) not? It might nOI be litera1ure but any boob can understand u. I've read tha1 he is. indeed. 1he only Moslem leader that is con­ people. snippets of Rushdie's book. and I don't know what the heck he's talking abou1. cerned about " Islamic affairs". The affairs that have been I d on't even understand what the reviewers of his book are talking about. At "sha11ered" by the blasphemous wriungs of alman least v. hen I write something offensive. it doesn't take an English professor to Rushdie. Ayatoll ah wants Rushdie killed. Bui why pub­ understand it. followers managed 10 ki ll more Couldn'I Ayatollah ;pend 1he 5 million dollars on the " I think you're overreacting. I've go1 a lunch date. bye. .. licly? Khomeini's zealous 250.000 crippled Iranian victims of war? Couldn' 5 mil­ Ta_lk about !if~ being unfair. Rushdie is sitting around somewhere in the than 200 marines in Beirut quite sccreily. Was killing of English counirysidc, the house surrounded by Scotland Yard, and wi1hou1 Rushdie more difficult? Of course not. but that's not what lion dollars help feed Islamic Ethiopia? Af1cr all with 5 lif1ing a linger he's making money faster 1han a Pentagon lobbyist. Ayatollah is after. He needs the propaganda. The propa­ million dollar>. Ayatollah could buy 1hc entire publisher io ns. And he already has Before 1he .fuss dies down. he's going to make mi ll ganda 1hat ponrays him as the "concerned father" of 1he to impede the distribu1ion of Ru hdie's aranic Verses the plot for lus next book - 1he s10ry of how and wh)' he had to go hide in 1he Well, I co uldn~ help it. I went to the bookstore to order English countryside and make millions. And that will be a best seller Islamic world. All he has to do is wait to spend i;. The Ayatollah Khomeini 1s no kid al 88. Indeed Rushdie is not the first writer who has ever Rushdie's book. There were alrcad) 200 people on the and !he old gent isn\ going to stick around forever. Once he's gone. his wrin cn in disfavor of Islam. During the 40's many writers waiting list for the nc" best seller! After ordcnng the successor will figure that giving one author ulcers isn't worth botching up trade wrote about Islam ignominiously. ome writers depicted book. I shared the melancholic pleasure 1ha1 all those deals with half of Europe, and the hit-threat will be cancelled. the prophet Mohammad as a drunkard who could hardly people, perhaps. felt . The pleasure of displcasunng So forget it. Abu Said. You wasted two bits on the phone call. and I'm wasting e.xtra super-premium unleaded taking an evasive. z.igzag route home. stand on his feet while praying. I'm reluclant to divulge Aya1ollah. When 11 comes to hyping !he best seller, Abu. we're a hopeless team. the names of such authors fearing Ayatollah of sending (Name withheld by permission of lhc Editor) EXPONENT Frid?o-Y· March 3, 1989 3

in northeas tern Montana. Good Corrections thing I've got them out-gunned. by Front Page golly. The Crossword Puzzle To the Eduor: Yep. that Mark's a thinker alright. I would like to thank the faponent Instead of worrying a bout furry Comments ACROSS 43 Before noon 22 Symbol !or for printing the press release on Gene burrowing rodents all these years l 44 Heavenly body tantalum Dear Editor. 45 Note of scale 25 Having weapons Goodman' book, "Get One Legal." should ha"e been worrying about distan This short note is to express my 1 At a CP 47 Hawaiian 26 Priest's which appeared in the Friday, Feb­ somebody trying to rob or kill me. gratitude for your change. i~ th.e 5 Choose rootstock 8 Tiny particl vestment ruarv 24 iss ue. However. I would hke Silly me. Exponent's lay-out. ln e 49 Chemical my op1nton. tt 12 Nickname fc 27 Checks to clarify that Gene Goodman did not is about time that the leadership of compound 28 Hasten Thanks Mark. Eleanor 51 Write "'rile the press re.lease n se l~. and our student newspaper reali1es that 13 Pair 29 Presldentlat neuher 1s he a contnbuung Charlie MacDonald 52 Amusement v. nter for the front page 1s important. and 14 Run easily 55 Trial nickname the Exponent. as \I.as implied by the should contain NEWS. In the past, 15 Before 56 Yearly: abbr. 31 Paid notices P.S. Speaking of intolerance and 33 Lamprey incorrect byline which accompanied the fro1n pages ha\'e been covered 16 Choral 57 Dines such. do yo u ~ "pose them gun control compositlor 34 Loved one the article. Final!';. I \liould like to \~ ith unmeanmgful graphics and fellers could li sten to" hat 18 Marry 36 More • as~ert that any Similarity between us farmers unrelated photographs as com­ Roy Walton. (the nonfictional a nd ranchers and \;RA cra1ies ha\ e 19 Pronoun domesticated he~o pared 10 the accompan) mg head­ 20 Planet 37 Become aware of to :::iay'1 lt':::i a tv.o wa) street. Goodman's book.) and Rancid line~. I would also like to commend 21 Near DOWN or • Crabtree. (a fictional Lharacter you on your use of photographs to 23 Concerning 39 Babylonian created bv Pat MacManus) - enhance the associated text m the 24 Servants 1 Again deity 26 Armadillo although Open 10 comparison. is bod) of the paper. The practice of 2 First 40 Beer mug coincidental. The mixing of the two 28 Quadruped 3 Metric measure 41 Barracuda Praising DJ's repeatedly using clip-art in past 29 Sudsy brew 4 Sun god character names in the headline. ~The 42 Pitch issues. I belle\e, is an insult to the 30 Sched. abbr. 5 Aromas Ad.entures and Tales of Ro} Crab­ 44 Man's nickname To Whom It \1dy Concern. di"er:::ie talents a\ a1lable through the 32 Doctrines 6 Places tree," was an acuon of the Exponent 33 Recede 45 Period of tasting Isn't It fu nn student bod\ 7 Pedal digit -.;tal I. not of the author or myself. y that 1he "worst­ 34 Expired 46 Emmets article m the Ex ponent gets the most \l'ow. a wi.sh-list. Would you plc!ase 8 Indian mulberry 48 Possessive Once again. I appreciate the publica­ 35 French for 9 Haul fan mail? It seems that the most con11nue \'our c.le\'elopment of the ''summer'' pronoun tion of the article th at I su brrnued. 10 Managed ins pired writers on the staff are J ohn front page by using headlines fol­ 36 Golf mound 50 Music: as and thank the Expone nt fo r -; 1 Ancient Persian \1ark0\ich and Doug Gaylord. lm~ed with the lirst fe" paragraphs of 37 Grants use of written acknowledging these corrections. 16 Manufactured 51 Edible seed "\ o. Thev·re not th the <;ton· follov.ed with a .. continued 38 Transaction e best 17 53 Latin on page"'. This should allO\\ space 40 Oceans Strip of cloth entertainers. but that's neither what I for conjunction Sincere!). about three or four major stories to 41 Thoroughfare: 20 Unmarried \iarla G. Hancox look for m a newspaper nor what abbr. woman 54 Coroner: abbr. these t\\.O w nters are here for. What I be represented on the front _page. like about Doug and J ohn is that they These are not new or even my id eas, are opinionated. outspoken. and they have been used. s u cces~full y for Silly Me insightful. By nature, these qualities years. If you would hke to see exam­ make them "offensi\·e." After all. the ples of this idea just look at any major \1) thanks to Mark Hein1. MSU moral majority doesn't like news publication. respom.ible gun owner who _has DJ's opinions m the first place. and it .. owned and operated fi rearms since damn sure doesn't want to see it Thanks agaj n, (he) was old enough to talk in printed in the school newspaper. David Scott complete sentences... (Viewpoint • Even I myself don't agree with some ASMSU EXPOl>iPH. Feb. 28. of their stuff. If I agreed with 1989) everything they wrote. reading their Were 11 not for Mark's careful and article would be pointless. Two heads informed viewpoint on the cheap are better than one, but if they both Studiers Unite (inexpensive) handgun question I think alike, one is still all you have. would probably still think that the How many of you read DJ's last Are you one of the students tryi ng inexpensive (cheap) .22 pistol column. about prejudice? That one in to study? crammed into the jockey box of my particular is worthy of every man's ls the S UB too cro.,ded and the Jeep along with my tire gage, window reading. (If you, the editor, change fountain in the library dnving you craper, chamois c loth, service "every man's" to .. every person's'" or crazy? Alpha Lambda Delta has the records, assorted shotgun shells, nuts anything of the like, then 111 know perfect solutio n, the guaranteed silent and bolts. fish hooks, matches, first that you're just a sexist femi nist study room. aid kit, and barge cement was for trying to make a joke of the English Located in \Vilson Hall room 1- shooungground squirrels and skunks language. But I guess every man here 131 , the study room is open Monday­ and stuff. If Mark hadn't pointed out has to, ifhe wants to keep Affirmative Thursday from 7 p.m.-11 p.m. my paranoia I probably wouldn~ Action from making his life Hell. DJ Members of ALO act as monitors to have real ized that the real need for were right in saying that every male maintain an en\'ironment conducive that .22 in my jockey box is for killing on the campus should sue MSU for to study. This just may be the last best 0 its having no Men's Resource Center; chance you11 get to improve your ~i~~~~~~~~i~~d a ~t~ff~Yg1o ~~t~~ they need protection from AA.} study habits before finals. th ink of it, I see a lot of them when SEE PAGE9 I'm out irrigating my corn and barley John Blackbum Rina Hinderstein

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71ic E:cponcnl IS an 1ndc~ndcnl, sru~nM• nllcn :utd studcnl·trY~ M'IUpapu '14hi<"h '14;b established Janua('\ f. 1910 at Momana S1a1C' l'11m:n1ty &uclTIJln, MT. as a C'on11n11a1u.m of Ille \fonth) Expot'll!nl cst.iblished hnWUJ I, lb9J 71ic op1r10nJ ttprn'led hcrem 4JT nof IX'CO.Sllfl/~ lhmc of the t·ni\Cf)JU M sludcfll bod) 4 Friday, March 3. 1989 EXPONENT STOLEN TEXTBOOKS? IF YOU BELIEVE ANY OF YOUR TEXTBOOKS HAVE BEEN STOLEN, PLEASE REPORT THEM IMMEDIATELY TO THE TEXTBOOK DEPARTMENT BEFORE BUYBACK FRIDAY, MARCH 3 at the Willson Auditorium at 8 pm. BEGINS ON FRIDAY, MARCH 10. ALL ·HAPPY HOUR AT THE REC CENTER Sponsored by Lively Arts. IDENTIFIED BOOK S MUST BE CLEARLY S.50/person entitles you to free pop WITH YOUR NAME . WE WILL APPREHEND ·FILM! "Wings of Desire". Located in BACK BOOKS and popcorn, S.50/game for bowling, ALL INDIVIDUALS SELLING Room 125 Linfield at 7:30 pm. Cost is CAN BE IDENTIFIED AND THAT and 20% off billiards. 6-9 pm. Spon­ THAT , $2.50 non-students. - HAVE BEEN REPORTED AS MISSING. IF sored by the Rec Center. $1.50 students YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS, CONTACT THE Sponsored by ASMSU Films. TEXTBOOK DEPARTMENT. ·FILM! "Wings of Desire". Located in Room 125 Linfield at 7:30 pm. Cost is MARCH 5 l]I~ .!.9~9ffe~3°!:e::rr $1.50 students, $2.50 non-students. SUNDAY, Located at the Sponsored by ASMSU Films. ·VIDEO! "Colors". Northwest Lounge of the SUB at 7 pm. is free. Sponsored by ASMSU Films -SOTA SCHOLARSHIP BENEFIT DATE Cost and Student Activities. !SCHWINN® S'af AUCTION! 5 pm Happy Hour, 7 pm "MAD" Auction. 9 pm dance to Sar­ ·VIDEO! "Rattle and Hum, U2". Located Introducing a new and gent Rock at the Sundance Saloon. at the Northwest Lounge of the SUB at nckets are $4.00 at the door. Sponsored Mountain Bike 9:30 pm. Cost is free. Sponsored by exciting by SOTNKUUB. ASMSU Films and Student Activities. From Schwinn ...

SATURDAY, MARCH 4 MONDAY, MARCH 6 ·MEN'S B-BAll! MSU vs. University of ·VIDEO! "Colors". Located at the Nevado-Reno, 7:30 pm. Northwest Lounge of the SUB at 7 pm. Cost is free. Sponsored by ASMSU Films -HAPPY HOUR AT THE REC CENTER! and Student Activities. S.50/person entitles you to free pop and popcorn. S.50/game for bowling, ·VIDEO! "Rattle and Hum, U2". Located and 20% off billiards. 5-8 pm. Spon­ at the Northwest Lounge of the SUB at sored by the Rec Center. 9:30 pm. Cost is free. Sponsored by ASMSU Films and Student Activities. ·WHEELCHAIR BASKETBAll! The MSU -Fieldhouse. -AMNESTY INTERNATIONAL! chapter of Amnesty International will ·BUFFALO HORN X-COUNTRY SKI meet in Room 273 of the Strand Union All TOURS! from 8-9 pm on Monday, March 6. A X-Country ski trip to Buffalo Horn interested students, faculty, and local Creek near Yellowstone Park will be residents are invited to attend. coordinated on Saturday, March 4 by Amnesty International also has video­ ASMSU Outdoor Recreation. Cost of the tapes available for loan to classes. trip is $5 which includes transportation individuals and organizations on a var­ and group equipment. Registration iety of human rights issues. For more ends Friday, March 3. Skiers of all ability info., call Patrick Ragains at 994-6658 or levels are welcome. Additional infor­ 587-9372. mation may be obtained by contact­ • Shimano index shifting ·MSU FORENSICS TEAM! Meetings ing ASMSU Outdoor • Wide range mountain taming gears every Monday at 5 pm. Located in Recreation, 3621. • Fully lugged, all cro-moly frame Room 2-274 of Wilson Hall. For any • Top mount cantilever brakes ·MOONLITE BOWLING! For a minimum questions. contact Lisa Perry, 5229. • Full knobby tires. charge, person receives 3 games of bowling, shoe rental, fun, and prizes. Open to students, staff. or faculty. Cost TUEDAY, MARCH 7 BUILT IN THE U.S.A. is $3 and starting time is 8pm. Spon­ -SACK WNCH SEMINAR! Jeanette sored by the Rec Center. Rankin: A Women Of Courage. Rox­ anne Smith will paint a delightful theat­ ·THEATRE BALLET! For ballet at its finest, rical picture of the woman whom all join us for an evening of such tradition­ Montanans are most proud. The pres­ Introducing als as Don Quixote and Le Corssire or entation is taken from historical docu­ Price Only s319.95 the original choreographed selections; ments, written word and personal per­ Wind Chimes, Alpine Loop, ceptions. Join us as we continue to Concertante and Chopin ln1tlges. For celebrate Women's History Month. ticket info. call 5829, for general info. Room 275 of the Sub from noon-1 pm. .4ie£_· _a_\N_E_N_H_o_u_s_E_ call 3591. Tickets are $6 for MSU stu­ Sponsored by Women's Resource ·~-S..~!Ut Hardware DOWNTOWN BOZEMAN • Sl7·'Mo1 dents, $10 for general public. Located Center. ..__olC...._olC-c. EXPONENT Friday. March 3. 1989 5 HOUSE '(;:··s Program. See London. Canterbury, Salsbury. Stonehenge, I PRIZE $100.00 (cash) Wales. Oxford. and other famous British locations dur­ Free Gift Wrapping ing the 1989 MSU student architecture tour. The cost I entr) deadline April 15th which is $1.995 includes: § *Round trip air fare. Denver·London** OPEN Please "iend all en1ries to: *Transportation to and from London airport *Same coach and dri\er for entire tour- coach e.xclu­ 8: AM -6: PM Student Heahh Service .. ive to the group MONDAY THRU SAT. LOGO CONTEST *Student quality hotels. up to tv.o per room. 51haring \'1.omana State University bath and toilet •Break fast each morning 2630 W. MAIN -~ Bozeman. 'v1T 59717 *Entrance to all items included on itinerarv ACROSS FROM Include your name. address and telephone number *E\·ening group meah - days 2 and 9 · *Half day coach lour with guide day 14 [i8l;ii69] plea.>e THE MAIN MALL *Cost based on minimum of fifteen paying studen1s. curreni prices and exchange rates. **The plane tickets are good for six months for those \~ho wish to stay longer: hO\i,.ever, the return day must be CHEMIST established at the lime of ticket purchase. This is an excellent opportunitv for students to be mLroduccd to the British cullure ·v.ith an expenenced Top Honors guide\\ ho has lived and worked in England for over two years. Professor Hess is an experienced travel guide hav­ I\ Montana State Universit\ chemist has recei\.ed a ing organi1ed and guided O\er ten previous st udent Sloan Research Fellowship. One of the nation's most European tours. One rcature of thi ~ tour is the exclusive presugious honors for ,·oung scien tists. use of a coach and dnver which allows the group llexibil- To~1 L1vmghouse . .ln M~SU associate proressor of 1ty m determining tra\el times, routes and stops. chem1 try. was one of 23 chemists chosen to receive For students seeking university credit. this tour can be S25.~ in un_restricted funds to be used for equipment. taken as a course for four quarter credits at normal 1cchmcal assistance or other activities related to his 1uuion rates. research Once deposits are made and the group is formed l\\O Fellowships. awarded by the Alfred P. Sloan Founda- or three gatherings will be called to introduce the group 11on and designed to foster the development of the most to each other. review items on the itinerary and discuss creative young investigators in the country. are also con­ background information on the culture. history and ferred in physics, mathematics. economics and architecture of Britain. We will also di cuss packing tips. neuroscience. where to go and how to travel for those staying on and Li,inghouse. 34. has been at MSU since 1987 and other miscellaneous information. spec :a~izes in. developmental and applied synthetic For parents, friends or relatives of students wishing to org~1c chem1~try. He focuses on the design of new panicipate on this tour, this is an excellent opportunity cheryncal reactions th~t can be a.Pplied toward the syn­ to contribute as a Christmas gift, graduation or wha­ thesis of pharmaceuticals. Specific applications of his tever. a gift of lasting importance and growth. work in.elude i:ie"". synthetic approaches to morphinelike analgesics (pamk11lers) and antibiotics. "The ay.iard is a big milestone in a chemist's career," Sun-Thur. 4 pm-1 am says E~•"n Ab_bott. head of the MSU chemistry depart­ Fri.Sat. 4 pm-2 am ment. We asp1~e to be the best chemistry department in OKLAHOMA the West and th1~ award shows that we're geuing there." The awards. given to scientists in their late 20s or early Dinner for 2! Only $7.00 30s. frequently mark the beginning or highly creative Players Arrested research careers. Thirteen Sloan fellows later received ..,,e $2.00 /\iobel Prizes and hundreds more have been awarded OnlyS7.00 Recewe a 12 1-NO-IODP!ng pma !Of a 1arge other dis~mguished honors, says Abbott. FBI agents arrested University of Oklahoma quarter­ back Charles Thompson Feb. 14, charging him with and !WC· seMfl!r-i OI COke !Of only one 1tm• r;.ua A nauve of California. Livinghouse receiyed his Si ~ Oiic couPQn pet" ruza Ell.Tia 'temsSI 10 bac~elor,'s and master's degrees from the University of selling cocaine and, in the process, climaxing another round of arrests of college athletes nationwide. 3/15/89 Cahfori:i1a at Los Angeles. He received his doctoral Fast F1eeOe11very degree m organic chemistry from Rice University in FBI officials suggested "other players" from the OU 3/15/89 GOOc:Jattocations ras1 f1<>••Dewo1e•y Houston. team may be arrested in connection with Thompson's ·1stea only In 1979 he received a postdoct0ral [ellowship from the alleged attempt to sell 17 grams of cocajne to an agent Goooati.x:ar· lf1S •S!OO only National ln s ~itut~ of Health for a year of research at posing as a drug buyer in late January. Stanford Universuy. From 1981to1987hewas a faculty ... Other players" both at OU and an impressive cross­ OOMINO 'S PIZZA member at. the Universily of Minnesota. section of other campuses have been making crime head­ DEL IVERS 1.a.mg~~ ~N O'S . ' DE LIVERS lines frequently in recent months. FREE . .. 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Et Al ______from page 5 offic1alschargcd three other Ol players w11h gang rapmg because. although 1hei had no1 seen the ritm. many felt a 20-year-old \\omen m the at~leuc dorm Jan. 20. the title would offend North Dakotans and spur the state At about the ! pu1 off some booking CU athletes ha'e het:n arrested agents at commercial and college theaters alike. the film's Such incidenh 11~1\'en'1 been confined to big sports di'ilrihutor said UN D's was the most heated deba1e over pO\\CfS. the rno\'ie so far In late Januar. . l\\O St. Bont. 1988. book. former University or ·· 1 reel we talked about it. discussed it with the senators. Oklahoma linebacker Bria[\ Bosworth reported his and the lines of communication bet\Neen U!. and 1he sena­ Free Pool teammates often freebased cocaine, and described a 1984 tors were good.~ said Universit)' Prcgram Council . + 4.· sno\NbaJI fight that ended when receiver Buster Rhymes Chairman John Hitchcock. fired .. about 150 rounds out of an Uzi machine gun'" off .. Students have the right 10 see 1he movie and not have an apartment balcony 1t be judged by its name. They can choose whether to f Every Wednesday .. ·J' -. . - see it ··If you were a star on the Uni,,ersity of Oklahoma or nOI," Hitchcock added. "The things UPC deals with football team," Bosworth wrote. ··you could do just about are more controversial than the Senate wants to deal anything you wanted. You had no rules ... with." ooen 8 11ays·a week!! Athlet~ at the uni\•ersities of Nebraska, Maryland, ··The function of college cinema," said SalaJar... is to Texas-El Pa>o. Texas-Austin. Idaho, Iowa and ew expose people to different cultures and different points of Mexico State University, among others, also have been view." arrested for a variety of assault during the last 12 months. ··we want to bring to U 'D students things from out­ At the University of Minnesota during 1988 three side North Dakota," said Hitchcock, "different perspec­ footbaJI players were evicted from their dorm room for tives of the world around us. " allegedly torturing and killing animals in their rooms. Shocked, who's as much a political activist as she is a while another teammate was arrested for allegedly selling musician, says her time at college helped spark her intel­ sex to female football fans. lectual curiosity but didn't satisfy it. " I had all these hunches. but I didn' have the knowledge to speak anicu­ NEW from Hewlett-Packard lately about them," she said. That's no problem now for Shocked, who, unlike the more overtly political Chapman. articulates her hunches The HP-22S Scientific Calculator GET LAID and experiences into songs that for many students have become personal soundtracks. "I tell stories," Shocked explained. "They're very political. It 's just that conclu­ for Students Sammy and Rosie sions can be drawn in many different ways." And although she's only 25, her life has taken so many funky twists that she writes and sings those stories with After weeks of debate and protest, students at the the authority of someone much older. Her resume University of onh Dakota will be able to watch includes stints as a squatter, traveller, rape victim, Mor­ "Sammy and Rosie Get Laid" after all. mon, psychiatric hospital inmate. expatriate, runaway, Student President David Glessner vetoed a student jailbird and skateboard punk rocker, to name just a few. government ban on the film Feb. 5, clearing the way for She ran away from her strict Mormon mother (.. a real the movie to be shown Feb. 23. · Tammy Bakker type") and her career-Army stepfather The UND Student Senate voted 9-8 Jan. 28 to prohibit when she was 16, inspired by her "hippie-atheist" father's the University Program Council from showing the movie Jove of adventure and music.

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Half Space. saints. .:tnd rne exclusive Smtth Rules Softened Mu~lim clerics in Pakistan and Iran heated\\ Corona easy-to-load denounced the book as it.\\ as being released. m Europe Lorrectrng Cassette clnd and the United States in m1d-Februal)-. touchrng off wild Rrght Ribbon System' Bucking a national trend. the Uni~ersuy of Lou!sville anti-Rushdie and anu-West demonstration$. has softened its proposed anu-s~okmg ~ules. bowing to Iranian leader Khomeini then called forthe murder of threat\ of funding cuts from legislators in a state\\ here Rushdie and anyone else associated "Ith the publication lobacco is a $2 billion industry. of the book. promising $2.4 milhon a bount\ later niversit) President Donald Swain said Feb. 7 that increased to $4.9 million to Rushdie's assassin: the new policy. supposed to tak~ effect ~arch,.J. will !lot "One has to look at what's going on in Iran." to under­ include a provision that all "irreconc1lab\e _ conflict!\ stand the controversy surrounding the book, suggested between smokers and nonsmokers be resolved 10 favor of Salem Ajlum, an associate professor of economics at nonsmokers. orth Carolina·s Guilford College. Some Kentuck} legislators contended the policy was "'You don't hear of \if uslims prote~tmg m Indonesia. unfair to smokers and threatened to decrease state fund­ Saudi Arabia or Nigeria ... said Ajluni ...The image the ing to the university if the new rules were implemented. media have painted is that the Muslim \\Orld is reacting Instant Passport Photos "We've tned to address all concerns, including those of to this book. but most of the contro\·ers\ has been 1~ the legislators." wain said. Iran."' · ""There was concern that smokers be treated with some Ajluni maintained isolationist in Iran are using the balance. We were concerned that the previous policy was book to help them steer the nation clear of Western No appointment necessary! a little one-sided:· influences in the poliq vacuum after the \\ ar with Iraq. Swain said the revised policy directs department heads w h ic~ ended in 1988. • l'a>sporl • \'isa to settle conflicts with employees. He pointed out the European commun11y's withdrawal The revised smoking policy also doesn't include pre­ of its diplomats from lran in protest of the murder • lde11tihcatio11 • Rrsume vious bans on smoking in open work areas. directing contract is exactly what the Iranian isolationists want to instead that such areas be separated into smoking and fulfi ll "their vision of what the islamic Republic should no n-smoking sections or be designated one or the other be." Second Set for Only$ 7.95 after discussions with employees. Ajluni and other 1slamic scholars on American cam­ ·· tfit's fair to smokers. that' what we want to look at." puses ay they've been dist urbed by the way they"re being said srnte Rep. Donnie Gedling. chairman of the legisla­ ponrayed in the media's accounts of it. ture's Tobacco Task Force and an outspoken opponent .. The media portray this as ·us versus them.' that (Mu - 815 W. College of the universit) 's earl ier proposal. lims) don't appreciate freedom of thought like the West kinko·s· Another key legislator. House Agriculture Committee does." Ajluni complained. "But there are people \\ho are /\cross from MS U Chairman Clay Crupper. said any smoking policy was less-than-t0lerant on both sides. It's 1he way lran inter- inappropriate for a public institution in a tobacco­ pret it." · 586 - 8999 the copy center growing stale. '" I didn't think they needed any regula­ .. , don't buy the argument that the: West i more toler­ tion." he said. ant.'" Nasr added. Kentucky had the nation's highest smoking-related '' If a similar book was published attacking Martin death rate in 1985, the U.S. Centers for Disease Control Luther King. it would be called racis1 and it certain!) reponed in O\ember. wouldn"t be reviewed in the fe w York Revie\\ of Books Louisville's policy revision is the exception 10 a grow­ and other prestigious journals... ing trend. hO\\C\'Cr. Scores or colleges and uni_versities ·asr called 1he condemnation of Muslim ane.er at the across the Untted tates have restricted smoking m recen1 book an example or··western totalitarian cuitu'ral domi­ years. and some ha\'e even banned smoking completely nation." Europeans and Nonh Americans don't under­ from campus buildings. The policies generally ha\'e stand that Muslims\ ie\\ "'The Satanic Verses .. as "hate grown even more restrictive since the start of the 1988-SQ literature." ~ school year. " If I was the leader of the came that 1' based on Islam." 18•·· Washing10n's Big Bend Community Colle&e, P.enn said Karen Fes1e. a professor of international relations at State. tanford. Tulane and Mankato tate urmcrs1t1es the Unl\crsit\ of Den\'Cf. "and the-re was an attack on - and the universities of Texas. Illinois. Colorado. that religion. ·rd \ ie\\ it as om attack on the state a~ well 2607 Vi/. Main Bozeman Nebraska and orth Dakota are among the institutions The natural reaction is desperation. and t)ften \ iolencc .. Specials Good At This Location Only that ha\e rcMncted on-campus :smoking. Yet most obser\'ers don't see srndenh like Idaho\ Mohammed ha\ mg trouble readjusting to such an mtcl­ lectual clima1e once they return home from their Western campuses. ·'When the) return. ll depend; on ho" far they\e accepted \Vestern nllucs. "said \'asr. ··tr they come home as good engineers, they are accepted v.ithout problems. STUDENTS But if they come home and drink e\Cf) night. that's not Squeeze Bottle acceptable. It \'anes from family to family. and nation to nauon." Refill 39¢ ··Most ... tudents from the Middle! [a:,t return home and Safe So Far say Amt'Ticans are friendly. open. honeo:;t people. ah hough they're ignorant of\\ hat\ going on in 1he rest of Corn Dogs 2 for $1 .00 ror Mohammed. an Iranian stuJent al the Ol\ersit' the \\Orld.'' jluni :,aid of Idaho. the fears and riots and contrO\ersy about nove­ Bui per;.onal contacts help ease tension ... he added JU list alman Ru ... hdie's book "Satantc Verses~ seem far "People are people. The) 'II gel along st fine 1f) ou let Coke ·12-pak $3.99 remo\ed. them. It\ on!)· when gm ernments get imol\ed do thmg., While m I Q79 the 50.000-some Iranian >tudenls then get ~cre\\Cd up ... studying 10 the Li.S. reported frequent incidents of Rushdie. an lndinn-born \1uslim nO\\ living 1n the harassmeni from their American-born classma1es Unned Kingdom, \\as in hiding under the protec11on of Briti~h ~of Raineer-Lt-Dry angered b) the holding of Ame~can hostages in Teheran. security forces the third \\et:k of Febrnar: Mohammed (who asked that his real name not be used) II 6-pak cans $2.65 said the possibility that he could become a local target for anti-Iranian prejudices provoked by Aya101lah Ruhollah Khomeini'~ offer to pay for Rushdie's murder ne\'cr occurred to him . .. , ha,eni heard of any problems." Mohammed said. ANIMALS Oi-~'-~. -. Milwaukee 12-pak $3.39 ··The people here in Idaho are \Cry nice." Mohammed's experience appears to be typical. The 9.000 Iranians still on U.S. campuses say the uphem al Bad Start Seagrams Coolers about Rushdie and the rise m tensions between the .$. and Iran hasn'I affected them much at all. 4-pak $3.15 "Td be surprised if anything came up." said Colin Da\ies of the 1 allonal Association for Foretgn Student J ust a liule more than a monlh old, 1989 already ha; Affairs in Washington. D.C. .. There may be heightened proven to be fraught wtt h peril for ammals in and around anti-Khomeini feelings. but I don't 1hink there will be campus~ . problems for students.·· For example, there's pig genocide m the M1dv.est 32 oz. Tanker 39¢ Some others are less certain. Iowa State Uni\ersuy announced plans to build a "Unless 1here is an attempt b} the (American) media 10 ·•farro"'~to-finish'" pig proces~ing facility - where pigs are reg. 69¢ understand why the Mu~lim world is offended. there will bred and fed for market - on campu' be a rise of opposnion to Islam in this countr) ... predicted Campus neighbor Jim a) re. however. ma) nde to the eyyed Hos~ein Nasr. an Islamic Studies professor a1 rescue. He'~ circulated a_pe~iuon around Ames to.stop the OPEN 24 HOURS Georgt: Washington Lmversll). project.\\ hich he say:,\\ 11l loul the air and drav. flies to his ·. EXPONENT Friday, March 3, 1989 9 LeT19re® • Solid Color ·· ., neighborhood. Deer around the l 'nner)Jlt\ or L'tah ha\'en't had even that much luck. Se\ en have bt!cn killed by cars on campus RECRUITERS ~o far this winter. Police l!peculate that unusually big Knit Shirts snowfalls in the area ha\e pushed 1he deer out or their natural habitat and onto L l roadwa) :i. FBI Banned

· Worse yet wa~ an earl~ Februar~ police report that a Thi! Federal Bureau _of lmes11gation can no longer Typically $13.99 ,k.mncd monke\ \\3~ found behind a women"s dorm at the \.1agnolia Campu.., of the Unive~1ty of Southern recruu at Ohio State Unl\crsity of Michigan lav. schools. those ~chools' la" deans said Feb. Arkanslli!. 22. The concern and m) ~tery deepened \\hen a caller told In ~~perate statements Feb. 22. OSL Jav• . Dean Franc11.. Sale $10.99 staffers at thecampu5 paper. The Bray. that three more of X. Beytagh and U \1 law dean I ee Bollinger ,aid they the little bodie.) were ma ditch on an agricultural part of \l.ould bar the FBI from recruiting becau\e u federal the campus. Judge ruled la~t September the agencj di~cnminated MAIN MALL The caller wondered '"whether they might ha\e been againsl H1 spani~ . and that their ·chools ha\-c strict ~ 11ni­ killed by a Sa1anic cull.·· Bray editor David Barham said. discriminalion polic.·ies. So Barham. a photographer and a fac ulty member ·•1t was deeply offensi\e to our O\\n stude nt ~ to

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and Bounds program. The idea behind Leaps and Bounds is lO responses requested Stryper, a number Ashton called significant by Andy Ma/by showcase national taleni and to bring that talent to students at a compared to the other choices of talent. ContnbtAmg Wnter reasonable price. ··The e acts will cost about $2-10, depending on The Montana chapter of the ACLU reviewed the situation as it the talent. and in a couple years you won't be able to see them for pertains to the separation of church and state and gave ASM U the "go ahead." The recent controversy over the "religious" rock group Stryper anything near that price," Ashton said. a stronger Leaps and ''If they're comfortable with the show. then I'm comfortable being invited to Bozeman by the ASMSU Concerts Committee "\Ve have the money in the budget for with the show." Ashton maintains. "We are interested in the level and the fact that no major concerts have been sponsored by Bounds program next year," he added. included of entertainment an act brings, and whether or not it will appeal ASMSU yet this year have prompted much rumor and innuendo, The big shows Ashton's committee wanted to attract Palmer, KISS, and Robert Plant. All of the to enough people to break even." It was decided that the interes1 according 10 Laye Brad Ashton, ASMSU Concerts Committee Cinderella. Robert Ashton explained. was there and the religious controversy was unfounded. Chairman. requests fell through due to routing problems. big acts "Separa1ion of church and state is a complicated issue." Ashton The fight to get a band to appear in Bozeman this year has been The routing problems came about due to the fact that It is much "Most people don't realize that, and they get into trouble a long and tiring one. \Vhen the concerts commiuee finally wa find it more cost-effective to work in big-city areas. said. (by) thinking it's simple." able to sign Stryper, they had already bid on four other acts. all of easier to travel 30 miles than 4 hours for an act. .. Weather like this unless they Committee and attorney, Phyllis Bock, which were unable to appear for various reasons. isn't conducive LO travel, either. h's hard to get an act The ASMSU Concerts and could discover no problem Stryper's performance was originally slated for February 14. are near Spokane, or between Denver and Edmonton or Seattle probed the issue extensively associated with bringing an act such as Stryper to town, because but due IO lead singer Michael Sweet's laryngitis. thedate had to and Minneapolis." act represents entertainment rather than religious be post-poned to March 3. According to AshlOn. the comminee The committee has been negotiating and comparing routing the does not try to force religion on anyone. "The learned last week that Sweet"s condition had not improved. and schedules with Stevie Ray Vaughn, hoping to bring him here domination, and to do is promote a state religion." Ashton raLher than rescheduling with the risk that the group may Spring Quarter. A tentative date of Saturday, April IS has been last thing we're trying said . eventually cancel. they decided to "cut our losses and go on.'' established. According to Ashlon, lhe concerts commiuee will look forward to more concert acts next The luck the committee has been having all year has been the hear by next week if the performance is a "go." MSU students can near future. Until then. the ASMSU same- bad. The work that has gone into bringing a big-name act If they are unable to bring Vaughn, or any other large shows. year, and possibly one in the that anyone interested in seeing a to 801.eman has been to no avail, and now ASMSU Concerts is Ashton hopes to start attracting medium-size acts, Con~ens Committee requests with a complaim or suggestion come at continuing a long-talked about program called Leaps such as John Hiatt. the Crazy S's or Melissa Etheridge. part1cularconcert or anyone loo~ing and speak witb a member and Bounds. The original idea behind this was to attract five or Ashton asserts that Stryper was asked 10 come and perform in to the office of Campus Entertainment The members of that board are: Love Brad six up-and-coming artists this year. Rob Quist, who appeared Bozeman only after checks were made into the possible legal of the committee. Jim Clark. Sheri Hall. Sean during the Extremaganza on Wednesday is one of those artists. ramifications such a band might have created. He stated that Ashton, Chairperson; Jeff Anderson. Jacobson, Mitch Moore, Wanda Mus. Matt Other performers, expressing all different types of music styles ­ every November a survey is taken to determine what students McCarty, Jeff Whyte, and Dennis Wiedeman. from reggae !o rock 'n ·roll - are being considered for the Leaps want to see in terms of concerts. 14% of last November's survey Whitmer, Casey

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••••••••••••••••••••••••••• The Bozeman Jazz Dance Team wi ll compete in Billings in a regio nal dance competi tio n on Sund ay, March 5. By placing in this regio nal competitio n, the team wi ll be eligible to compete in the National Finals in Las Vegas in July of 1his year. Thecompe1i­ tio n is ca lled "1 Love to Dance" and operates on a national level wi th 27 contests aro und the Uni ted Stales, including one in Hawa ii. Bozeman Jazz competed in this event for the first time last year. As a result of thei r efforts. the team received severaJ first. second and 1hird plaee awards. along wi 1h lhe righ1 10 encounter 1he Wings of Desire challenge of dancers from all overt he U.S. al 1he Na1ional Finals in Las Vegas. The team's performance was outstanding for their ~~~~~~~~~~~~---, first appearance. The dance team had seven top-three finishes, including two first place feats. As much a re-examination o f the divided city of Berlin as a The team's practice faciJities are a sen1ce provided for b\· the 1horoughly romaniic love Slory. WI GS OF DESIRE marks Feminine Phy~iquc. a local women's fitness cemer. Its menibe~ Wim Wenders· return to Germany after an extended stay m the are required to take one hour of ballet technique class, along w1th United States as well a departure from earlier genre studies. In two hours of ja7..Z class per week. The team's choreograph} and contrast to the themauc concerns of his earlier ·Road Movies' direciorship is shared by T.J. Van\Voy and Daren East wold. The (ALICE IN THE CITIES, Kl GS OF THE. ROAD. an.d Bozeman Jaz1 Dance Company was founded b) VanWoy six PARIS. TEXAS), Wenders embarks on a verucal voyage _in years ago. Van \Voy is a studen1studying exercise science at 1SU WI GS OF DESIRE. rallying be1ween heaven and earth.sp1rn­ and an instructor of a hard body class at the Feminine Physique. uality and humanity. East wold is a jazz instructor for Fancy Dance and director of the Damiel. played by Bruno Gam, is an a!lgel ~1 ho ho\crs oyer Montana Balle! Company. Berlin. Watching the city's almost spectral mhabnants, b_ut being Alt hough competition is thei r main insight. Bozeman Jal.Z seen only b1 children. Damiel and hi> fello\\ seraph, Cass1el (Ono looks forward lO performing for 1he MSU Bobeais and at 1he Sander). liSten in on conversations. priv) to the speakers' private College aiional Finals Rodeo parade (where 1hey \\ere 1he firs1 sorrows, attentive to their thoughts. but frustratingly impotent place winners in 19 8) each year. before their fates . Theirs is a spi ritual enterprise: witnesses to the For more information about the Bo1rnan Jau Dance Team human drama. the) record their observa1ions. contam memory call 586-0150 or 5 5-9613. New enrollment for Bo1eman Jaz~ and testify. members will begin m March.

". .. it's one of the rare movies of the past decade that actually stretch, break, and re-form the boundaries of the medium." -David Denby, NEW YORK MAGAZINE In 1978.. Wenders moved to America 10 make a film with Francis rord Coppola. HAMMETT. more fiction 1han fac1, starrt:d Frederic Forrest al;j the famous writer. Released in 1982. HAMM ETf failed to match the director's expectations, and. as if in response. he made T H ESTATE OFTH I GS. A movie abou1 Visiting a traveling circus. Damiel encounters a beautirul tra­ a film ere\\ ~tranged on locauon in Europe when they run out of peze artiSl (S.ol\eig Dommanin). Effortlesslydisplaymg amazing money. THE STA TE OF T HINGS was perceived a a fic1ional­ feats of we1gh1le~snt:ss on the htgh wire. Marion cap1iva1c!) ized account of Wendcrs' own experiences "hile working with Damiel. making him long for a iasie of earthly delighis. Banling Coppola. over his desire to become a monal being. his fate is scaled when he meets a former angel. Peter f;ilk. who is in Berlin to shoot a World Warll film. All he si1eof1he Berlin Wall. Damieldec1dc; r.~ take ~he plunge, leaving his celestial kingdom in fa\·or of rnonal unccrtamtv. "Wim Wenders's 'Wings of Desire' Roam1rlg through tht.• g:ra\ '.'tr(et:., of Berlin. Damiel i~ awc­ 'lruck b)' the colors of hft.-.11, "Ou nd~ and smtlls. it~ cardinal is that rare thing - a work of true dehghis. Led by Pcier hlk. l)a .;cl finally caiches up to \1arion at a rock concen. Engagmg her 10 con\'er~a twn. Damiel find~ originality. No other movie looks life's spmtual reward' 10 \('\\.· ..•. burn m Dusseldorf on Augu.;t 14. 1945 , Wenders "nc,cr like it, feels like it dreams like it " v. a med to dir~ct mo\ ies_ ·· He studied medicine and philosoph) before attending the Hoschsch ulc fur Film und Fernsehen in - David Ansen, NEWSWEEK 1unich lrom 196710 1970. Beiween 1968 and 1972 he was a crnic Krisha Nyquist performs along with Carisa Rsher for "Fil111kri11 k .. and "Die SuddeulSche Ze11ung." In 1971. W cndl'r~ \\a.' one of the founding members of Film' erlag dcr during a Bozeman Jou Dance Team rehearsal. Autorcn. an or~anization \\ hich enabled jl)ung German directors Collabora11ng \\ilh Sam Shepard. Wender; made PAR I . to rn)dUCC their own lilms. In tl~ e \ame _year. Wendcrs adapted TEXAS m 1984 wi1h Harry Dean S1an1on and ·ruaassja Kmski. Pc 11~1 Handke\ no,-el, The Goaltc~ \n\lCH at the Penalt\ K1cJ. PARIS. TEXAS nm only marked Wenders' reiurn 10 ihe GO \I l['S Al>XIETY was lO prefigure -\Vender's irademark 1empcramcm of his road movies. but also confirmed him as one road mo,ies of 1he 70s. ALICE IN THE CITIES (1973) and of 1he mos1 origmal filmmakers a1 \\Ork toda) Kl'G>.OFTHE ROAD(l976). In 1975. Wendersse1 uphi'o"n \Venders· next project. a scicnce-fic1ion film. has been in the The Meeting production company. Road Movie~. -which. along \\Uh hi:, own works for more 1han 1cn years ... l1'>en1i1led TILL THE END OF film;. produced Pe1er Handke's THE LEFTHA OED THE WORLD. and 11's my monsier." Wenders explains. .. I ha\"e A summer evening in a small to\\ n... A chance encounter /'he WOMA '· Pe1er Przygodda's BORN FOR DIESEL. and 01hers. final!) gouen 1he budge11ogether. and well be shooiing on all live Meeting (Paul Monaco. 1988) is an explorallon of lime and B"'ed on Pa1nc1a Highsmilh's no,el. Wenders made T H E cominents. 17 countries and 25 c1t1cs all around the world . h will space. and the interaction of se,erul people\\ Hh1n 10, boundanes AMERICAi\ FRIEND in 1977siarring Bruno Ganz and Dennis be the ultimate \Oyage ... This short feaiure presems Ben Le,111. fom Haffey, . tephanie Hopper THE AMERICAN FRIEND was not onl) Wenders' Kirbv. Melinda Lucas. and . ara \1acFadden. all 1hr0\rn back on breakihrough film. bu1 also proved 10 be one of !he senunal works The film runs March 3 and 4 al 8 p.m. m room 125 Lmfield Hall. their.O\\ n devices. The film run~ on Wedne~day. 'vt arch 8 at the of the '\t:~ Ge.r!."~a_n_~Ln.E~!!! ------____ _ L The film is broug_h~~~ ~~~-b_! -~~~~ . _ ... ______-~'?!!!>J:.h_CJ.l!.rn~ CQQlll!lC\!Ql!.~llh_lp~Jl.97ClJlU[l F'.ibu f.!' llcaL _ EXPONENT Friday. March 3, 1989 Late Night Junkies by Tom Altmann Le11erman 's copyrighting rights. "The Pat Sajak show isset up similar to the Letterman show. The desk of the host, the sounds of cvntflbutmg writer the band ~ the type of guests and the introductory comedy are si milar. Even though the two shows are very similar in format, I think they are wtally different. when it comes to the tone of the It's twelve o'clock, we can' miss the David Letterman show. audience's laughter. I feel that Pat Sajak is like a puppy without This is a common phrase throughout the world, when ).3 million his collar because of the absence of his lovely assislant, Vanna people tune 1010 the fine ma_dness at the midn~ght ho_u r of the While. At the beginning of the David Letterman show, the open­ David Letterman show David Letterman who IS considered by ing jokes and comedy help people laugh and get prepared for the Newsweek magazine a~"the honest propeny in .. .late ni~ht''has next hour of fun and laughter. Pat Sajak starts out in the same Romance Had been a great success in late night comedy since June 24. 1980. way, but his jokes make people pick up their remote control and There is something about this show that makes people want to switch the channel. My advice to Pat Sajak would be to leave the tune in night after night. The David Leuerrnan show opens with jokes until the end of the show when half the people are asleep some strange music from the band of Paul Schaffer which leads anyway. The main reason that I can detect for the lack of enthusi­ directly into some strange but usually very fur:1"Y JO_kes from Unexpected asm towards the Pat Sajak show is \he fact that people remember Dave. The jokes seem to relax both Dave and his audience and him as a game show host. rather than the host of a comedy talk prepare them for an hour of ~ff the wall, original comedy. Aloi of show. the comedy is so strange that u makes you laugh and be cu nous lO A broadcasting magazine claims that the founy-one year old s.ee what will happen next. David Letterman's comedy is very Pat Sajak will gr.dually be replacing Johnny Carson since he will Blossoming relaxing, because it all seems unstructured and unplanned. Dav­ be retiring soon, but Sajak in the same article says that ,~ lf Carson 1 id's guests seem to enjoy being on his sho~ ~ much as he enjoys goes for 25 years. why wouldn~ he go for 30 and that's why I by Laura Kavesh and Cheryl Lavin having them. From Don Johnson to W1lhe Nelson to Rachel would never brt against Johnny staying." After readmg 1hese Melish David Le11erman has had them all. An example of how articles. I would say that Pat Sajak is trying to silently sneak Ch1ccgo Tf/bune unstru~tured the show 1s. was when Don King the man known by through the back door and take over the entire busine~s . He will everv boxing fan, was being interviewed by Dave. Don King was never do it! If it weren't for the game show host image tha1 Sajak Linda had a ve ry ni ce life going for herself. She w>S 30 years goin.g on and on in a long spiel about boxing. not giving Dave a has built for himself. I would say that he might have a chance to old. She had an interesting career as a writer and editor. She had a chance to get a word in. When Dave finally got a chance, out of live. I find many of the guests on the show very interesting to nice apartment decorated in a style she calls .. austere ... She drove the blue he asked Don, "What's the deal with your hair?'" h's li11le watch and listen to, but the show just doesn't have the PUNCH a cute linle '85 Renault. And she kept herself warm in a bunny blurps like this that make David Lellerman the king of late night. that Letterman creates. coat she bought and paid for herself. You might say she had · Over the past few weeks, viewers of late evening television have The whole intent of the David Letterman show is to make everything. Except a man. noticed a new face in the comedy section. but in no way is this people laugh rather than trying to teach the viewers something. In And it looked like that was just the way it was going to stay. She person new to the television scene in general. The celebrity's name a Newsweek report. the producer of the show, Barry Sand.said, was divorced and had had "a small number of passing fancy-type Pat Sajak, who most is people will remember from television's "The idea of it is that if you've learned something from the show relationships" bu1 no major love of her life. hottest game show, Wheel Of Forrune. Pat has began a new late when you go to sleep, we really made a miserable mistake. "This is "I had convi nced myself that my life was to be without a evening talk show which is in direct competition, but no real where the Pat Sajak show needs to learn from David Letterman. relationship. That I was just supposed to be an independent, competition with David Letterman. The Pat Sajak Show comes Sajak seems very serious in some of his interviews. which turns successful yupp!e type wo m~n . I accepted that.··. on Monday through Thursday at 10:30 It p.m. givesthe vie\\ers a people off because if they wanted to watch news. they could turn fhe reason Lmda felt destined to Permanent Single Status was full 90 mmutes of comedy. the channel and watch the late report. The 1n1ent of the late night her high standards. '"It seemed too difficult to find someone who After \\atching Letterman and Sajak for the past few week::.. I comedy show is to mali..e people laugh. '-'"hich David Letterman could satis fy me. I didn't want to lower my standards. and I was can hone-stly say that ...Sajak sucks, Letterman lives . ., does b.!tter than anyone else. David Letterman 1s, and always will determined to be happy without someone. I planned my life o ut The Pat Sajak show 1s what I consider. "a breach vf David be the king of the late night comedy! a nd I was staying on the plan. I was making things work out the way I wanted them to ... She was always busy. She had lots of hobbies and i nterests: music, philosophy. films. astrology. She took courses and taught them. read. played music. " No idle moments for se lf-pity were available ... able to reproduce that way. Fortunately it doesn't work that way One of the courses Linda taught was astrology. She's a Leo, (Thank you. Lo rd .) Actually, we'd like to see God pull a Sodom "very egocentric. outgoing. wi th a sunny nature, and a child-like and Gomorrah on San Francisco and New York, then that salt ad view that the world revolves around us. " DJ's that says "When it rains._ it pours" would re~llY . ~ave some One of her students asked her to do an astrological chart for a relevance. ow I have nothmg against homos as md1v1duals, but friend of hers, Joe, who was havi ng some marital problems. as a whole, they are responsi ble for AIDS and now it's ~v~ryone's Maybe Linda could give him some insights into what was happen­ problem. I dunno. it seems to me that even a fat, ugly girl ts better ing. She gave Linda his birth date and birth time and Linda did his than a good look in' guy, no matter how drunk {or so.be r) you are. chart. No matter how plowed I got. I'd rather wake up with a woman " I told her, 'You bet he's having problems.' I saw that his whole than a man. Call me normal. life was in uphea\al. All of his ideas of how things were supposed You11 notice that I have n1 picked on the lesbians yet, well don't to be \I.ere changing.·· worry, here it comes. Actually, lesbians are o. k. - when they're The ot her thing Linda saw from his chan was that if she and good lookin'and naked 10 Penthouse pictorials. but if you've ever J oe ever got t ogether. they would be gangbusters. Her Venus seen two dykes.. you know it's enough to make ya puke. Yes. would go haywire. His Mars would see stars. He was a Scorpio. the) 're hideous bitches. The look like they have n~ bathed (or "very intense. \'Cry focused. very sensitive" and there would be an shaved) for weeks. At least the homos try to look (Semi) clean cut. ··irresistible attraction" between them. Although you know their houses look like s hit. Let's face it, all ""It would be like when two metals melt and fo rm a n alloy."' men are slobs, so just picture fags' houses. twice the dirty laundry, But they had no plan; 10 get together. twice the empty beer bottles. twice the hair on the toilet, not 10 men1ion all the other sick and disgusting thmgs (111 leave that to )O ur imagina1ions). Sec what happens without women? Who'd "The reason Linda felt destined to cook our dinners and clean our houses. (make sure all you women\ libbers write in and tell me how much of an ass I am for Permanent Single Status was her being so ~exist). 0 K :\ow it's time to deal with the jackru;s that thinks I take high, high standards." mto my mind "any kind of trash the world has to offer in the name of .. open-mindedness" and th a~ I "go with the flow unquestioning, And then one dav. a new student appeared m Linda\ class. His by Doug Gaylord and John Markovich and figure since everyone else 1s domg it, why shouldn't I?" Yeah name wa~ Joe and he was having problem~ \.l.tlh his wife. Linda right. _tha t's me. Thank you for enligh.tening me_ Thank_You contributing v. rite rs , too. had no idea that Joe iwa.1; Joe. although she did think he was very for m1squo11ng the Bible. Whose \'ers1o n were you read mg. Dave .11tracuve. Kneightley's ne" re,1sed version? It's pretty obvious .that YOU She did compatibility chart~ for him and hi:; wife and 1he) Greetmg" and salutations. our nagrantly faithf11l readers! Well. didn't see the mo\·ieeither, and by writing a letter "pouting against .. hov.ed surpric,e! \Ome very deep. \ery basic differences. u. you've showed u~ your blind. bible-thumping ignorance. like so much for ~ticking to our '!e\\ Year's resolution o.f not engaging \ O\\ , when Lmda found out that J oe actually was the ~exy m meanmgless or idiotic con\ersation \\tth stupid people. It's Barb did. CraW"I back under your conser;amc rock and think of ')corp10, she told him she had already done his chart and 1ha1 she time for us to de:il with a le\\ readers" ho weren't "0 ·•tuned. "Last new bible \erses to misquote and let us .. lost sheep"' to our own kne" quite a bit about him. He "c1s on a lifeurnc quest for the devices. \\eek a woman called us homophobic. Let's take a look at this. perlect woman. he \\. do you? (Not ye t, anyway). a critic, few can do. h .. r life alone. That she would have more than a bun1l\-' coat to l\nd that's ano1her thmg. It 's tarrin'to get us heteros now too. I -Battle ye not with monsters keep her warm. That she was about to enter a hea,y-

ASMSU Pulls It Off In Grand Style by Eric Johnstone Greyhound bus ride. Dent gave them their money's worth and more. Here is a man cm ~ !nbut1ng wrf/er There was time to kill before the Denny Dent peiformance so I with vision, talent, and the courage to challenge his audience 10 wandered around getting a feel for the SUB crowd which was reach for something extraordinary- a world of creativity, where Tl't' wind blows. lhc car won't slart, a term paper's due. and vocal and in a party mood. Casino night activities were in full peace and a gonzo energy for life live hand in hand. This man is when you loo k in the mirror your skin is so pale you look like the swing and looked remarkably organi1ed. one of the players ~ot. an a~istic visionary wit~ an up-front message - get star of a gothic horror film. So what's there to "don't worry. be appeared to realize they were using funny money - the tables mvolved, hve up to your potenual. dream for a better \\Orld and happy •· about? Be happy that the hard-working gang of ASM SU were all full and everybody looked like bliss pumpkins. Noscrew­ then go make it. Dent'scredo is, "'!fit comes from the heart it will let their academic duties go suck eggs while they put together ups here. touch the heart ... Dent should be hired to ieach a required fine eight hours of first-class entertainment for the res1 of us last Soon. I shuffled to the doorway of the Leigh Lounge and was ans class for the entire student body of MSU. Pay whate\er he Wednesday night. Kudos to the whole crew. they can be proud of ama7ed to see and hear someone fingering the beautiful notes of a asks, it's worth it. Travel to wherever he perfonns. this guy is an a great job well done. harp while bathed in a simple golden spotlight. Unlisted as a artistic feast. good for what ails you. Wednesday night, between the nu and similar assorted woes. scheduled performing artist was a young man with the Jilting After Denny Dent's Two Fisted An Attack I was craving more this particular Exponen1 writer was prepared to be a harsh critic. tont:S or Scouish brogu.e in his voice. Demonstrating a dry per­ high-energy entertainment. Rob Quist and the Great orthern The dark and cold of winier quarter has been pushing me closer ceptive wit, and a beautiful command of his instrument, was Band did not let me down. I sa these boys a t the Bozeman and closer to a mental stateakir. to a steroid junky with unbeara­ William Jackson from Scotland. The music was both soothine. Faiq~rounds last summer on a warm July evening. and their ble jock it.ch . A gleeful spree or .txe murders was starting to sound and exoLic; Lhe tension left my neck as his harp took those of us iii soanng harmonies and consummate mu iciansh~p gave me goose pretty good. One more frozen gas line on the old car and I surely the room on a tour of his native land. I left refreshed and with my bumps. Last Wednesday night they got a crowd of 200-plus would have gone off hke a high-test fire extinguisher. I was mind 1~ow oi;>en and ready to enJoy the evening. This young counlry rock fans warmed up when we needed it most. Rob Quist grouchy and bug-eyed when starting my Extremaganza dinner in harper ts a unique and talented mus1c1an. not to be missed should and his entire multi-talented band are classy performers in every the SUB. Not a good sign. the chance arise - ASMSU, bring him back soon. please. sense of the word. Look for them ' • go bi• soon. A decent lasagna dinner and surprisingly friendly service took ext it was down the hall to the Denny Deni Art Attack for an For those of you who missed any or all ofthese great entertain­ the ei'ge off, but I was kind of disappointed that I didn't have energizing performance the likes of which I had never seen before. ers, watch for your next chance 10 enjoy their talents. you won't anytl 1~g_to bitch about yet. Thar was my last chance, one good Dent's combination of loud rock and roll and dynamic body be sorry. On behalf of the M U student body that enjoyed a entert<'.a.lnmg performance after another changed my attitude bet­ movement as he worked his talented magic on six-foot black fantasllc mtd-week study break - THANKS ASMSU! SUPER •er than a hot shower scalds off the body grease of a 1000-mile canvas was mesmerii-ing. The crowd was vocal and receptive. JOB! Denny Dent Dazzles

by Kelli Meged Alts and Features editor

Denn) D..:m doesn't just paint. He get!i into it \\ ith hi s\\ hole body. Every beat of the music is a st role. adding 10 the ..:omplete picture '"The purpo e of thi<:; shov. is more than to entertain you tt's to stir you up. If I haven't done that. I haven't done shit!" These words were part of hi s distinct message as painting extraordinaire. Denny Dem, dazzled the audience in MS 's SUB ballrooms Wednesday night in a remarkable performance. To the audience's amazemant. Dent created o ne masterpiece after another, as he dramatized the c reation his paintings ol well­ known music celebrities. His motiva1ion is linked 10 the storv that he creates on paper.right before one's very own eve~.10 a melod) of each musical artist's work. He uses a combination of finger painting and brushes. ranging in a variel) of sizes. to fill lhe seemingly t•mpty sheet of huge blatk paper wi1hin minute5.. Hi s creations arc remarkable. He begins by building the facial skelcLOn und continues b) filling in the features and adding color 10 the figure·~ foce. The hollow image e;...pands imo a recogni1able figure a.she adds the tr.- es and figure's upp~r body. He uses open detail and illusion to build the character's looks. After aJding particular..:. such as a headband IO his first crealion. Bruce Spring­ !-ilt:at .\ !iplash of color here and there tnut just on 1hc paper, but on the audieni;e a.s \\.ell). He's a true paint ~linger" hen tht:enert?y ('If hts wdrk is building toward the chmatic pan when an ms1ur­ mcntal sc~tion of the song lead' him to huild a \ibrant back­ ground 1hal ue::; tht: picture together. ~tagni11ci:01t The finished j1ff'lt.htcl,Just a_, 1hc melody of song... played b) tht' nKaJist "htt'iC' ama1mg pNtrM Denny Dent puts the f;nish1ng v.. erc pop nrt1 ... 1s Ste\1e V, ondcr. John l.i:nnon. an,1 l1m1 Hen­ dri\.. Fnr lu' encore prescmation af1c-r the aud1t.·rn.x\ rn

' Look at the m~sterp1ecc that MSU 's Strand Union Food Service or ... lUdem!-1 tO enJO) during Extremagan?a '89. Thi~ giant sundae was J u-.ing threl! flavor') of ice-cream and an assortment of toppings. The ,i.;a!> enormous and studenb made their way into SUB ballroom C to heir turio!-.it) and indulge in delight. The mound of ice cream was d of 120 gallon:-. of ice-cream. according to a Strand Union Food ,pokcsper... on.

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hov. \llC d1 11: he .. aid. \ ....1 '"' g rcp11111.:r I t•11~h Olli 11~ fan.., .titer 1hc pl.'rformann: \\he., 1 J.. d v. h.1t he thought . f tht! pcrfomMncc, f O\\CIJ H a1ght rl Ir ".ss tanla"lltc It \\a' gre~1t'. .. ·\nl"1ther VKtim \\.1 Tirr Piitt St_ll \.\how Olli\ t\Onb \l.ae amanng. amanng .. Ja1 .J( lire.., ad -1 \\ ,rnt llllt: ol hts painting' ·· 1.1. hilt' l ) nncllc: I mh1'f!! ''-l' j l~ttk more motional Ill \a~ n~ .. , he color!' he u.-.e .. rdlect C/11 t l r .. fl rb \\ere tor sale lol10\\10g 1hc 'ho" lor ct •nere S40o ~.il 1 ml· ol thl' painung "ere btl!'r ecn rn th(' hant!nm lknt 011gin.11. It uu onl~ 'a" h1-. \1deo ftrc-.en 1 ;Hwn.Choo/. An) would never dream of performing this act. Because of my lack of Obviously you r letter \\as meant for the \l.riten; of DJ's Closet "imp can let mom and dad put up the bucks for college, 11 takes.1 fim hand knowledge. I find it impossible 10 give you advice. but I of Horrors. but we will respond just the same. real swdent to earn hi!t own money for school. Ofcourse. you n ill am su re that Cena"' ill be glad to g1\e you her opi nion. she knows The common man. entrenched in his petty world re\'el~ behind then haie to 1gn up for the six year plan .. loads on the subject. anyone with the spi rit 10 peak out. The} Jhe' icariously through I Jean more toward staying m bu~incss. You1/1uM ha\e to get the actions of the expressive individual. sho" ing them" ith praise over 1hese negatne stereolype:, you\e de.,,cloped. Art is not :1 Bob and or contro\ersy. Jucrati\C field. £,·en Gaugm ended up Jfring in a hut in Tnhiti with The recipient of 1his attention must take it in stride. 1f he the natil'es until he died of syphyl/is. Dear Freshman. becomes an arrogant demagogue. then he will lose the gift ol creative intuition that placed him on his pedestal. .t:;igned. Cena This is a difficult subject co address. If your basis for not As for the: letters second question. the ans\\. er is obvious. We. wanting co tr} oral se.x is religious. then your deci.)ion should be Cena and I. let others set the foundation of"hich we plan to build Dear Lost Sheep. made by you and God. a tower of trus1 and enlightenment which will cast a "hadoY. O\ er If your reluctance stems from lack of knowledge or fear. rour other petty causes at thi s campus: Many concerned parenrs try to steer their children into lucra· boyfriend may be nilling to approach trymg something· new tivc, high success careers. They treat their offspring's creative gradually rather than forcing or bullying you into it. You should Bob goals as if they are mere pipe-dreams of immaturity. This is the nc\·erdo anythmg you don't (et:/ right about. \.Vait until you are greatest crime a parent can commit. sure. If your relationship has not de\ eloped a le\ el of intimacy P.S. Don) spend too much time on the roadside. )OU may get Sentencing a person to a career they have no interest in will deep enough to enable you and your boyfriend to discuss this. doored. Brigham Young Ballet Comes to Bozeman

The Brigh•m Young Unl\ersit) rheatre Ballet '"Lanham\ C\cellcnt turn-out. o;;uperior partnering company from PrO\o, Utah will bnng its clas::-ical and \k11Js and namhoyant technique would ht! J\SCts"'\n 311) innm·ative contemporary choreography lLl Willson company." ,aid one San Franc1~co f:\amincr rev1t::\\ of Audnorium at 8:00 p.m. on March 4 The compughout W\'oming. West). l\llcn pcrlormcd ,e,e1al \Olo and ... cmi-~ol

A family torn apaii. A public filled witl1 outrage. A wo111ru1 a<'cused of m1u-der. ------Academy Award Nominee Best Actress

"TWO THUMBS UP. ..gladly would I give greater praise would but 1_!1!!J,.~~!ss•ed)~·ore thju ~.~ s!". " ... AROUSING .. .EXCmNG •. . EROTK: ... and DEEPLY DISTURBING:' S.gmuoa F•evo 0\~!;1-i ..acJ£ · ~· Nominated for 7 / "I am zee best part of Academy zee entire movie! Awards Incl. I give myself a 10 + ! Best Picture & I am DEUGHTRJU Best Actress WONDERAJU PERFECT! I C'est MAGNIACENT!" 18

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KATS Dance Teem jazzes it up for the halftime entertainment. KATS close season by Brett Linneweber though. is 1he financial burden. Funding for the KATS .. We have to try to get something to meet the demands comes from the individual members - the university has of a college audience Editor as well as the boosters." provided no financial support. Individual donations have ln addition to the technique varieties that must be helped relieve the burden somewhat. West Yellowstone considered the KATS must also make a point to actua1ly KATS performing dance team closed out its 1989-90 community members raised $700 to help offset the costs perform to all sections of the audience (rather than only !»truton with a halftime show that entertained the audience of the pompons and skirts worn last night. However, face one direction). The variety of positions, inclusion of of Thursday night's basketball game. The performance Grover pointed out that fund raisers and individual standard moves, and selection of music makes each climaxed a successful year in which. according to co­ donations are essential for the future of the dance team. performance a taxing job. chorcographer D enc Grover, members learned what This is especially true if KATS are to meet one goal of Still. KA TS 1s planning for the future. ··we want to dedication and committment meant. sending selected members to a professional dance camp increase our income so we can purchase new outfits as The KA TS dance team was organized to provide in the future. well as send individuals to clinics," Grover added. In halfttme entertainment at men's and women's basketball KATS is a registered organization on campus and has ttddition. KATS is working to get members uni\'cristy games. The origin began last year at the Big Sky developed a sponsorship program. Through Steve credit. The ultimate goal. though, is to gain a deeper Conference Basketball Tournament held in Bozeman. Fenke, the MSU Sports Information Director, KATS is respect from the student body for the time committment Former Assistant Athletic Director Joe Roberts, who listed in the Athletic Handbook, (i.e. the regular features and provide the university with an organirntion that was tn charge of all half-time entertainment, contacted of athletic souvenir programs) and the organization ,upports the athletic department. Joye Davidson after viewing a performance from the acknowedges the sponsors who have contributed. Grover feels "'We have provided a variety of Boise State dance team. While many audiences have seen dri ll teams Grover entertaining shows this year." Davidson and Grover, who both had four years and other members have taken pains to show that This is the first year for KA TS and the members have experience with the Dance Company, collaborated to organization is a dance team, NOT a drill team. .. aid that they are always open for suggestions. create a similar team for MSU. In the summ~r and this The difference is dancing versus precision and .. The future of the organization depends on thesuppon fall tryouts were held. Members were picked by seven uniformity. ''Dance teams use precision to a point but of the university," the choreographer added. independent Judges. relies more on body movement," explained Grover. Any contributions go directly to the dance team and Once selected members commit themselves to a However, KATS is working more now to provide .my comments o r suggestions will be considered (within demanding pracucc schedule ranging from 5 I / 2 to 10 audiences wnh both techniques, which is why pompons financial constraints). Contributions and suggestions plus hours a week.with a strict attendance requirement to and skirts were purchased. should be directed to D'Nette Grover or J oye Davidson erh•Jre committment. This is in part due to the different audiences present at of the KATS Performing Dance Team, who can be Perhaps the most proving aspect of dedication, the basketball games. contacted throu h Men's Athletics. 20 Friday, March 3. 1989 EXPONENT Bobcats beat NAU, must win Saturday

by Dan Huffine contributing sports wuler

The Montana State Bobcats 'cpl their playoff hopes alive la.st night as thc:y downed th e onhern Ari1ona University Lumberjacks 67-42 in the Fieldhouse. The Bobc

The entire season will be on the line Saturday night in the Fieldhouse. A win by MSU would most likely give them the final playoff spot A loss would bring the 'Cat season to a close.

Should the Bobcats win, and Eastern loses, MSU would advance to the Big Sky Tournament that gets underway next week . A loss by the Bobcats would bring their season LO an end no matter what the outcome is in Cheney on Saturday night. If both teams win. EWU and MSU. than Eastern would advance by virtue of their victory over Boise Srnte. Last night. the 'Cais clobbered an NAU team that has been struggling all year. MSU and the Lumberjacks started fairly slowly with Northern Arizona running a slowed·down half-court offense designed to keep the ball out of the Bobcat's hands as much as possible. "We needed 10 play a half-court game," said first year NAU coach Pai Rafferty. "Montana State can really run away from you if they get it going and that sca red us." The strategy\.\ orked for the opening minutes of the game, with NAU holding theirsecond and final lead of the game at 10-9 with 13:26 left to go in the half. A jump hook by Fellows. and a slam by Todd Dickson following his own steal. got the ·cats going. A three-pointer by Elve, a lay-up by Scott Peiper. two free throws by Peiper and a final three-pointer by Ron McCrary pushed the 'Cats ahead 24-13 at the 4:05 mark. A final turn around jumper by Fellows provided the 10 point halftime lead. The ·cats continued to steadily pull away in the second half as Elve came alive and ran off nine straight points midway through the final period as the Bobcats widened their lead to 16 points at 49-33. NAU con1inued to struggle and Oounder while MSU continued its scoring onslaught. Following a media timeoul, McCrary scored on a reverse layup, Scott Anthony hit a I 0 foot baseline jumper and McCrary brought the crowd to irs feel with a breakaway jam off a Joel Stott Steal as Montana State put the game away. A Dickson jumper and an Elve banker off the glass gave the 'Cats their biggest lead of the game at 65-38 with 2:00 to go in the game. The Lumberjacks Shawn Hermann scored the final four points on two free throws and a layup as AU dropped 1heir 14th conference game of the year and their 24th game overall. "It was a very good victory," said MSU head coach Stu Starner. "It was a solid work-man-like effon where everyone participated." "ln the second half. you saw much more pauence," he continued. "We had more passes and ball reversals and it created a good flow for u-. " The Bobe•ts were led by Elve and Fellows and McCrary who scored 12 points ill the winning effort. "It was another tutal team victory. Everybody made a contribution of some sun." Slarn i..: r said. No i11;,,!.. n Arizonc was led hy Herman1l with eight points and ~te-v t: \ , il11ams wi th 16 pc 11 11.s . Now it all come dow:11 'MSU's final home gamt:oftheseason Saturday night against the Wolfpack of · our defense." Starner said .. We can't let them score ninety points ." The entire season will be on the line Saturday night in the Fieldhouse. A win b) MSU would most likeli give them the final playoff spot. A loss would bring the ·Cats season to a close. Tipoff is set for 7:30 pm in the Fieldhouse. Todd Dickson pumps in a deuce during MSU's romp over Northern Arizona.

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Saturday N1te Live! Ski championship held MSU Winwpuun peifomtS tftis Saturtfay t1i9ht at lta£ftime of tlie fust (1th in the nation. Montana State Universit)' skiers Jenny Ryan and Russ Here are the results of the NCSA Western Regional home 9ame. Don't Miss It! Chretien were named as the Smith-Corona outstanding Championships: scholar-athletes following competition at the National Men's 15km-1. Bauer. Central Oregon Communitj Collegiate Ski Association Western Regional Nordic College. 44:39. 2. Jensen. College of Idaho. 45:41. meet lhis pas1 weekend. R)lan and Chretien were selected CHRETIEN. MSU.46:3 :4. Kalamari, COCC.46:40:5. based on their third place finishes in 1he individual free­ Harrison.Cofl.46:5 :II.JOHN ON.MSU,48:57:20. style races and thdr high academic standing. LAUGHTER. MSU. 50:30: 27. CHA. EY. MSU. Ryan. ot Burnsville. 1inn .. is a senior in mathematics 51:41. and physical education and Chretien. of Livermore Falls. Women's IOkm--1. Wieskopf, Western State, 36:02: 2. Me .. is a junior in construction engineering. BOlh Oliphant, COCC. 37:13: 3. RYAN. MSlJ, 37:20: 4 recei\ed typewriters as awards for their achievements. Defunes, W. State. 37:25: 5. Rosseland. WSU, 38:28. Ryan was selec1ed as the lone female individual from Men's 3 by IOkm relay-I. COCC. 1:29.09: 2. Cof I. the western region to advance to the U.S. Collegiate Ski 1:29.59; 3. MSU. 1:31.14: 4. Western State. 1:32.37. Championships. Strong relay performances by MSU's Final Overall standings. with top 8 team ad\'ancing to Chretien. Slaughter and Johnson gave the MSU men a Nationals-I. COCC. 17:2. Cofldaho.30: 3. 'vlSU. 55: 4. Bron1e medal in the relay and third place overall in the Western State. 69: 5. U of British Columbia. 94: 6. East­ combined Nordic ~landings for men and assured them of ern Oregon, 120: 7 Air Force. 147: 8. Washtngtor State. advandng to the Championships. along with Ryan. on 165: 9. Colo. State: 10. Whitman: 11. Simon fra.

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Special Tri p YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE 21 TO SEE THE BEST Considering a road trip for Spring Break'! Why not lea\'e the sno\\ behind and join ·'\S \fSL Outdoor Recreation on the Green R1\'er Country GetJ\\a) BANDS IN TOWN. Dunng the trip there" ill be opportunitic' to raft. hike and camp in Flamrng Gorge 7\:ational Recreation Arca. Bro""' Park '\JLional Wildlife Refuge. Dinosaur \ational Monument and other points of intcre"it. The trip will de pan on Saturday. \1arch 18 and return on Sunda). \r1arch 26. Cost is \125 v.. hich Introducing include' transpona1ion. group equipment and camping fees. f arl) registration is enct)Uraged as participation i':t limited. Additional information ma) ~c Late Night A t obtained through \S\1SU Outdoor Recreation at 994-3621 A highlight of the outing isa fourda) raft trip on 1he Green Ri\.crlrom The The Pa w Flamrng Gorge Dam 10 l.odorc Ranger Station. a distance of 46 miles. The 2 am -4am Fri &Sat iniual 12 miles offer excitement in the moderate rapid:i. of qua111ite "alled Red Canyon. The Ri,er then gent!) nows into the sheltered. moumain-nmmed \alle\ kno\\n a' .. Bro"-nS Hole." v.hich \\as as a favored winier reac:fr.rvous for liidiam and mountain men in the earl\' 1800\.. Later it became a retreat for Live Music by rustler>. outla"~ and other infamous mCn including Butch Ca,s1dy and his notoriou> gang. ""The Wild Bunch."" Today. Browns Par~ 'auonal Wildlife refuge. 1s managed pnmanl) LO pn.l\'ide nesting habitat 10 a ~ide variet) of \l.aterlo\\I. \!Ian) other ... pecies of \loading. shore and ~ong birds. as "ell as raptof!'I and mammals also frequent the area THE MAX

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\1ontana State l 1ni\'ersitv women·~ vollevball coach Donna Palivec has recel\ed commitments from-four high schooistandouts to play tlus fall in the Bobcat athletic program. Mand) Loefner. Loretto. \1\/: Kim Steffel. St. Paul. \ii"\; Heidi Hahn. Rose\tlle, MN. and KaLynn Loutensod,. Durango, CO. make up Pali,ec\ \econd recruiting class at Montana State University. PUT ON WHAT \1and} Loeffler· Loeffler. a 6-2. utility player. is a four-year leuerwinner at West Lutheran High chool. She's a two-time MVP and co-captain. She guided her team to three consecuti\e district championships. Loefner was a YOU'VE BEEN four-year lettcNrnner 10 softball and a three-year Jeuerwinner in basketball. .\n e.\cellcnt \tudent. she was the president of West Lutheran's National Hono.r Society. ~he plans on majoring in actuary sciences a1 MSU ... Mandy \\ill g1\.e the ability to hit O\er the opponents. She has a solid background in 1un1or olympics and should make an immediate impact on our team." Pali\'ec ~-© PUTTING OFF! said. . Kim Steffel: Steffel. a 5-10. outside hiller middle blocker. guided her Concordia Academy team to the Minnesota class A title in 1987 and an ' ~j How Jong have you been telling yourself, appearance in the state tournament in 1988. Steff~I is a three-year leuerwrnner · for the Beacons and was a three-year all-conference selection. She garnered all-metro and all-state honors in 1988. She also lettered three years in ~ "I've got to get new glasses or contacts"? bas~etball and track. Steffel is a merit roll student v.ho plans to maJOr in business at \.1SlJ_ "Kim also has a strongjunior olympic background. She was the offen~ne leader on the Concordia Academy team that won the state tournament. We'll be looking for her offen ive po1,1,-er next fall al either middle HERE'S YOUR CHANCE! blocker or on the outside." Pah\ec staled. Heidi Hahn: Hahn. a 5-6. seuer. was a teammate of Steffel\ Jt Concordia Academ)- The leader of the Beacon team that won the state tournament. Hahn 1------;----99~9f ___: _ ___FiiE ______rece1\Cd all-conference accolades for her performance. She abo garnered all-conference and all-state selectton"i as a senior. An excellent athlete. Hahn was a district and regional champion m the 800-mcters. and Y+as a three-vear I 2 fOr 1 I COOtacts I 1 pair Standard 1/2 00 letterv. inner in basket hall. Also a l\/ational Honor Socie1y member, Hahn Daily-wear soft Ali frames with g_ plans to maJOr m nur,ing at \ifSU ... Heidi played major role on Concordia ~ EYaalasses or ~ Standard Daily ~ ~ \cadem) \Mate championship team. She has good leadership qualities. is an (l COlllal:f l8flS8a (l Wear; Includes (l contacts with pure- t3 purchase of .

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