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Charlise Theron TOP CHEF, SEASON 9 Why Are The young Adult actress appeared on the show to evaluate budding chefs’ kitchen abilities, but instead spent most of the time promoting her film “snow White and the hunts- You Here? man,” constantly trying to relate the dishes to the project. chef Tom colicchio insists Theron is a foodie, but Padma Your favorite actors, singers and directors do their best to be your favorite judges. They fail. Guest Judge Hell More than any other show, Iron Chef America regularly subjects ex- tremely talented contestants to the Tina Fey, Writer/Actor Challenge Ingredient Holiday Desserts True gourmands Ted Allen and Katie Lee used phrases like “textural contrast” to evaluate “flavor separation” and “effective presenta- tion” among the sweets, while Fey reminded us that cranberries are “tart” and offered of Maroon 5 Caleb Followill, Rockstar from Pee Wee Herman TOP CHEF MASTERS, SEASON 3 Kings of Leon Katie Holmes Challenge Ingredient Veal TOP CHEF, SEASON 9 on an episode that had the chefs cook- During the evaluations he kept glancing over SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE, SEASON 8 When he isn’t traveling across the country ing on a tour bus, the band was surpris- at his co-judges’ plates as if he was trying to Formerly a not-so-great guest performer on copy answers off their tests, and only had looking for his stolen bicycle, Pee Wee ingly critical, complaining about over- SYTYCD, the homebody-like holmes returned this to say of the bone marrow served with herman (actor Paul reubens) apparently cooked pasta, among other things—but veal meatballs: “I just want to smear it in my as a not-so-great judge, using her keen dancer’s likes to get his hands around some grub. the moaning didn’t stop at the chefs. eye to offer such technical compliments as Following a Quick Fire challenge where After reminding everyone that manners Mo Rocca, Comic/Satirist “you look great!” and, “you’re so energetic!” were important, Adam levine berated Challenge Ingredient Opah fish the chefs were asked to prepare guest judge Regarding an Opah Fish Bruschetta With Pee Wee some pancakes, herman practi- his keyboardist (who’s since left the Roasted Artichokes and Mint: “The color green is maybe getting a little monotonous for cally exploded with insight, saying, “This is me; I’d like to see Opah in The Color Purple!” probably the best pancake i ever ate!” TRADING PLACES How would your favorite judges perform on a differ- ent show? o credi T Miss Pigggy PROJECT RUNWAY ALL STARS, What if... What if... What if... Larger-than-life Food Network Radio shock-jock and newest Bad-boy guitarist Dave Navarro yle Pho SEASON 1 star and former Top Chef judge America’s Got Talent judge left his gig on Ink Master to weigh QuentinTarantino T s Emeril Lagasse was asked to size Howard Stern took over judging in on Syfy’s makeup contest Face T The designers were tasked with AMERICAN IDOL, SEASON 3 up the arugula-chomping con- duties on RuPaul’s Drag Race. Off. in his first appearance on idol (he appeared again in season 8), in a season creating a dress for a model, testants on America’s Top Model. The Results Once Stern realizes The Results Navarro’s insightful o credi which would then be altered to The Results While a few of the that there’s nothing in his vast comments and helpful tips make that included Gloria estefan and elton John as guest judges, the controver- T fit—wait for it—a Muppet. While aspiring models stoically resist arsenal of insults that the con- his first episode a success, but sial director of Pulp Fiction, inglorious Basterds, and two episodes of csi Pho the chicken parmesan, chocolate testants haven’t heard before, he the show’s producers have to let was combative with contestant diana degarmo following her rendition of many of the show’s contestants truffles, and platters of pork becomes despondent and quits him go when they discover over “My heart Will Go on,” saying, “you pulled off the song, but so what? it seemed thrilled to be working on fat Emeril brings to the craft the show. 200 lbs. of makup stolen from the 35 35.