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Vol. LVII No. 5 Providence College- Providence Rhode Island October 22,1992 Apartment B Fondly Money For The Dedicated To A PC Next Millenium PC Plans Ambitious Capital Legend Campaign For The Year 2000 ceremony will be held within possibly gamer 40 to 50 mil­ by Maureen Marro Conceming Apartment B, re­ the year. As for the other un­ naming it Mai Brown Hall by JenBrinkman lion dollars by the year 2000. Assistant News Editor named buildings on campus, derives from the purest respect Assistant News Editor These figures are tentative to If the name "Mai Brown" Father Tortorici, Executive and admiration for a former change and a public goal will doesn't ring a bell for you al­ Director of Residence Life, re- PC student, athlete, and foot­ Do you remember the very notbe released until the spring ready, you'll be hearing it ball trainer. first time you stepped foot on or fall of 1993. much more often around cam­ Malcolm Hollis Brown (or to the campus of Providence Joseph Brum, Executive pus. The reason for this is "Mai" as he preferred), was College? Were you not in awe Vice-President of Alumni De­ based on the decision that offi­ bom in Amherst, Massachu­ of the school's numerous fa­ velopment, is one of the many cially renamed Apartment B setts in 1905. A natural cilities offered to you as you administrators running the "Mai Brown Hall." The deci­ athelete, he was known as the embarked upon this new and campaign. "IPsa difficult time sion honors a man who is a "greatest athelete in the his­ foreign territory known as PC, right now for campaigning. legend among athletes and PC tory of Amherst High School." or "Prov Col"? But come Oc­ Considering the economy we alumni. Brown arrived to Providence tober, when we roadtripped are against, the fact that we are President Cunningham as a student and a football to BC and Notre Dame, we a young school, and one third proposed this idea originally player (when football was a were somewhat behumbled, of our alumni are under thirty at the Jubilee Opening Ban­ club sport at PC). Brown in comparison, to everything years of age, alumni simply quet for alumni on September graduated from PC in 1933, we really had access to at PC. do not have the money to 19, 1992. With wide accep­ and for the following six years Somehow bragging about the give," remarked Mr. Brum. tance, the proposal was then served as an athletic trainer. fact that, not only did we have If the campaign runs suc­ offered to the Board of Trust­ As a trainer, Brown was a Apartment A, and not just cessfully, there are many ees, who approved the idea at distinct presence on campus. Apartment B, but even Apart­ projects the school plans to their first meeting. In honor of ment C, as some of our on- institute for the benefit of PC. this alteration, a dedication continued on page 3 campus resident halls, failed The four major areas of con­ to impress many of our friend s cern, as delineated by Mr. from other schools. Brum, are Endowment, Facili­ We now have more than ties, Technology, and General Freshman Frolic enough reason to take pride in Needs. our alma mater. Providence More specifically, the College now has an active cam­ school would like to spend the In First Annual Olympiad paign known as, The Provi­ money on increased financial aid, a new academic center, a by Theresa Edo just came out and bonded ," dence 2000 - Campaign for the "I can't believe they caught fiberoptic cable project link­ Contributing Writer said Wendy Webster and Mark the old gum on the spoon tnck 20th Century, designed to im­ prove and advance the present ing the entire campus, more Saturday, October 17, was Llewellyn, two RA's who also in the egg relay!" Tim Gun­ took part in the games. 'We needs for students, faculty, parking lots, more greenspace, a clear, crisp, fall day. From ning gasped. and a rehabilitation of the had to work together to es­ and administration. Raymond Field the smell of a Plans are already in the resent traditional residence cape Brother Kevin's egg-toss­ works to get the same type of Also known as The Capital barbecue wafted up to the rest ing attacks!" Campaign, this program be­ alls. of the campus. The group day in the spring for the Sopho­ The events began with a gan a year ago when The Of­ There will also be efforts to gathered there talked excitedly mores. Also, sweatshirts for expand the amount of athletic song, skit, and poster contest, fice of Alumni Development over hamburgers like close, old the winning team will be dis­ space on campus. New fields with each team choosing and conducted a study in order to friends. Most of them, how­ cussed. The RA's stressed that need to be built, and the exist­ describing an original name. identify needs, goals, and ob­ ever, had just met that morn­ ideas are always welcome to ing Glay and Raymond fields Heavy competition then de­ jectives for the future of PC. ing. improve this event or to ini­ require attention for recurring veloped around the various This preliminary study was The First Annual Freshman tiate a new one. The excite­ drainage problems. Also, by relays such as spin-around- followed by a second study Olympiad reached its goal. ment of the day could be the year 1995, 75% of the stu­ the-bat andorange-under-the- aimed at the potential for PC Not only did it become an ex­ clearly seen on the faces of dent body could be housed on chin, a water balloon toss, a alumni to contribute sufficient cellent example of PC pro­ everyone involved. campus as part of an effort to three-legged race, and an ob­ funds to the program. gramming, but the full day of Tom Felke, a member of the thin-out the tension-ridden stacle course. Many rivalries, Alumni Development in­ breaking-the-ice type events winning team, was so thrilled Elmhurst neighborhood. in fact, will have to be resolved over the day that he could terviewed over 150 people in gave new students an oppor­ The Office of Alumni De­ at next year's eagerly awaited the U.S., to determine the ap­ tunity to meet outside or the barely get out that he was "ex­ velopment is hopeful, and in ames. All of the competition, tremely happy" before rush­ proximate amount of money typical stag setting, according the course of this academic owever, was in the spirit of we could expect to accumu­ to Jim Kelley, the day's orga­ ing off to the victory pizza year, will be contacting 75 good fun. late over the next five to ten nizer. party. years. alumni as they come closer to "Look at us! We're dirty. The study received a posi­ the accomplishment of this We're scratched. And we have tive feedback. Based on the promising and viable goal to warwounds!" announcedErin information collected from benefit our institution, Provi­ Piorek, Kristen Grace, and Jen these two studies, PC could dence College. Liberty before they ran down the hallway emitting war cries. Participants paid five dol­ Inside lars to join the Residence Life Roving Sports event, run by Kelley and a dedicated group of RA's. There were teams of athletes each designated by different colored tee-shirts. These teams were further separated into two divisions creating ten teams of about fourteen people per team. There were also be­ tween twenty five and thirty RA's and Hall Directors in­ volved in Saturday's festivi­ Brad Mullahy, again in ties. Conf itulations to the winners of the Freshman battle, page 23. "It was a blast! Everyone Oympiad '. ■ < •'. .; ■ ?S;s|| 2 The Cowl News October 22,1992 I

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by Mark Cybulski sia six years after the Revolu­ Contributing Writer______tion began and came to the United States in 1940. Three As Providence College cel­ years later, he joined the U.S. ebrates its Diamond Jubilee Army and served until 1946. year, students and faculty rec­ Upon completing his military ognize the significance of the service, he enrolled in Harvard year 1917. This year also sig­ University where he received nifies the 75th anniversary of his bachelor's degree in 1950 the Russian Revolution, one and later on, his Ph.D. in His­ of the major world events in tory. He has been a Dart of the our history. Providence Col­ faculty ever since ana was lege invited Dr. Richard Pipes elected chair of the History De­ of Harvard Uni versify to speak partment in 1975. He was, at about this significant event. one time, the director of the On October 15th, students and Eastern European Security faculty alike gathered in a Council, an advisor to Presi- Challenge. This is a stock of the trip will be discussed The Finance Club would crowded '64 Hall to watch one dentReaganfroml981 to 1983. market competition to let you later in the semester. like to announce the election of the nation's leading experts He is also a published author see what it is like to trade on In addition, juniors and se­ of its new officers for the 1992- of Russian politics and history on the subject of the Russian 93 school year: Paula Lawton- Wall Street. For more infor­ niors might want to take note speak about the revolution. President; Christopher mation, watch for signs and that the Finance Club wants to Dr. Pipes was born in Rus­ continued on page 3 O'Sullivan-Vice-President; brochures around campus. encourage greater on-campus Pamela Jenkins-Treasurer; Any student wishing to enter recruitment of finance majors Michael Tucker-Secretary. the challenge should watch for is such careers as banking, cor­ FALL CAMPUS MINISTRY OFFERINGS The officers of the Club the announcement of the Fi­ porate finance and investing. Join your peers in exciting events have reorganized the one in­ nance Club meeting next There will be guest speakers planned for the Fall! active agendas into one full of week. coming to campus to help in­ interesting, informative, and Speaking of Wall Street, the form finance majors of differ­ Ecumenical Faith-Sharing Groups: exciting activities. First and Finance Club is also sponsor­ ent opportunities fort for those Mondays: 7:00-8:00, Raymond Lounge foremost the Club is sponsor­ ing a trip to the New York seeking a career in the field of Tuesdays: 3:30-4:30,213 Slavin ing the AT&T Investment Stock Exchange. The details finance. Confirmation and First Eucharist Classes Find Out About The RI State Government Mondays: 7:00-8:00, Slavin 213 Lntership Program Fall Semester Retreat Weekend Thursday October 29tlth at 4 p.m. in Slavin 120 November 20-22 in Riverside The Rhode Island State centrations have sucessfully gram, students receive three Info in 211 Slavin Government Internship Pro­ completed internships. credits toward graduation; tra­ Brown Bag Noontime Mini-Retreats gram will begin its 27th year Students, with the assis­ ditional letter grades are as­ Info in 211 Slavin in January of 1993. The pro­ tance of the full-time program signed. Masses: M-F: 9:35; 10:35; 11:35; 4:30 gram offers opportunities for staff, are placed in field posi­ The academic advisor for Sat: 6:00 p.m. experience in and research tions throughout the state gov­ Providence College is Mark Sun: 9:00; 11:30; 4:30; 6:00; 7:00; 10:30 about the governmental pro­ ernment. After consultation Hyde of the Department of cess of the state of Rhode Is­ with sponsors, students set up Political Science. He will be land during the second semes­ an 8 to 10 hour per week work holding an informational Confessions: ter of each academic year. schedule. The academic com­ meeting for juniors and seniors Wed: 7:00-7:30 p.m.; 10:30-11:00 p.m. Juniors and seniors attend­ ponent of the program in­ in Room 120 Slavin Center (Before of after masses as well) ing accredited colleges and cludes weekly two hour lec- Thursday, October 29, 4:00 universities in Rhode Island ture/discussions held in the p.m. Professor Hyde will de­ Fr. Reid, Sr. Annette, and Fr. Francis and nearby Massachusetts are chambers of the House of Rep­ scribe the application proce­ are always available to you. eligible to apply. A student resentatives. Reading assign­ dure and answer any ques­ Please stop by Campus Ministry in 211 Slavin need not be a resident of Rhode ments accompany each of tions about the program. Former interns will also be and let us know we might be of Island. All majors are eligible, these sessions. Speakers in­ assistance! Phone: 865-2216 as long as one has a grade clude faculty from participat­ present to answer questions. point average of a 2.5 or better. ing colleges and practicioners The application process is In recent years, Providence from state government and competitive; in recent years College students majoring in politics. There are mid-term there have been more appli­ accounting, art, biology, eco­ and final examinations, as well cants than positions available Are You Registered nomics, english, finance, po­ as a research paper. Upon suc­ for Providence College stu­ litical science, and other con- cessful completion of the pro- dents. Yet? ■ ■ ■■ • • •» "■ ■■ a. i»* Professor Carl Senna’s It's Not Too Late! appearance on WJAR Channel 10’s Between the Lines with Mark Patinkin has been '« PC STUDENTS APE COIJ- rescheduled to I this Sunday October 25th at 10:30 a.m. Tune in to see a | SfDERED RESIDENTS OF \ member RHODE ISLAND' of our English Department discuss his new book: ***•*, Toiln Powell: A Man of War and Peace .*+*** PPPVfDBNCE CITY HALL 24 DORRANCE STREET (42 I -0495J FOREIGN & DOMESTIC WILL HONOR YOUR PC (BMW, SAAB, MERCEDES BLHZ, JAGUAR, HONDA, MISSAN, etc,,.) ( D E N T f FIC AT' ION G A R D » car AND ALLOW YOU TO REG­ .WAiawork *Wjefc«*««« «IWSWWiCK WORK • * ISTER FOR THE FRESI­ OSlAKAfYTW DENT !AL ELECTION UP FREE ESTIMATES TECH EGOlPMHHT FOR PRECISE RESULTS UNTIL NOVEMBER 2! 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He stressed that commu­ ber 19, at the young age of 34. he is being eulogized in this continued from page 2 nism violated important, per­ He was famous for donning The extreme regard for this manner; but that will be be­ his brown derby hat—even as Revolution. sonal human rignts, consist­ individual was overwhelming cause they were never ac­ ing of religion, property and part of his trainer's uniform. the day of Brown's funeral. quainted with him, never came Dr. Pipes discussed the Athletes could spot him from Revolution in two parts. The freedom of speech. The varsity letter athletes car­ under the spell of his person­ Following his lecture, Dr. miles, and would rush to prac­ ried his casket across PC cam­ ality. For Mai was more than first revolution occurred when tice. Brown's signature laugh the czarist government was Pipes addressed questions pus, while behind them just the athletic trainer, the from the audience regarding could resonate through walked the teams of the year healer of minor injuries: he was overthrown and was replaced Harkins Hall. President by a shaky democratic gov­ Russian national issues such also the confidant, the advi­ as the present state of Russia Cunningham met Brown as a sor, the sympathetic friend of ernment that wanted to keep juvenile, and fondly recallshis Russia in World War I. This and what the future holds for all 'Fighting Friars.' In spite of communist China. Pipes im­ laughter: "If you stand in ’’And Mai his youth, Mai, a star halfback was followed by a Bolshevik Harkins rotunda in the middle Revolution, in which theCom- plied in the conclusion of the Brown, during his undergraduate evening that communism was and in the right spot, and if days at Providence, occupied munists came into power and you stomp your foot, you echo held their position for almost indeed dead and that with the when he a position at this school com­ present attitudes among Rus­ all over the place. And Mai parable to that held by Knute eighty years. Dr. Pipes attrib­ Brown, when he laughed, it laughed, it uted the failure of the Soviet sian people, it would be nearly Rockne at Notre Dame and impossible to reunite the old sounded like it was coming justas the nation mourned the System to the growing apathy from his ankles. You could sounded like and fall of the economic sys­ empire. passing of far-famed 'Rock/ hear it all over the first floor." it was coming so did Providence College Brown was admired by all who grieve the death of its lesser- ...... met him. He was considered a from his knownbut well loved trainer." friend, counselor, confidant, ankles.” The renaming of Apart­ and mediator. He not only ment B to Mai Brown Hall is The Cowl would trained the athletes, but taught -President an idea straight from the heart. them to grow as individuals, Cunningham President Cunningham like to apologize to all as well. President claimed, "In a way on one associated with the Cunningham reflected, level, it sounds like a politi­ "When you met him, you felt before and the years previous cally correct thing to do. But Learning Assitance likeyou knew him your whole to that—for twelve years. Over this was the right thing to do. 1800 people came from all over Mai Brown was an incredible Center and also to the During pre-season training to pay their respects. The col­ individual. The value and period in 1939, several players lege was grief stricken at the ideal that he embodied in his Western Civilization contracted a typhus germ. loss of a man who dedicated own life will continually live." Brown also caught the germ, his life to the school. Only a He is not alone in his perspec­ Program for the and his health grew worse week after his death, a memo­ tive. Father Tortorici con­ when he contracted pneumo­ rial award was established in cluded, "It's an honor in Mai's implication contained nia as well. After being com­ his name which annually hon­ memory which I think is very mitted to a hospital for conta­ ors thecollege'sbestatheletes. touching, really, for the presi­ in last week’s gious diseases, doctors diag­ This award still exists today. dent to do that. It's not just nosed Brown with typhoid. The 1940 Veritas sums up that 'money talks,' but that this advertisement for Although blood donors were Brown's presence at PC in its man made significant contri­ called and received, Mai dedication: "Those who never butions to the college as a Civ help. whole." Ex-Gang Member Heads The Enemy The Amazing Tale Of A Criminal Turned Police Chief the police system in Boston. Celester went on to talk by Alison Kantor He was placed in charge of the about other issues, including Contributing Writer same captain who opposed his civilian review boards, which position on the Boston police he is against; the Brady Bill, William R. "Bill/' Celester, force and later he became pe­ which ne is for; the war on urban police forcedirector and nal commissioner of Deer Is­ drugs, which he feels is non­ WALDORF former gang member, visited land prison, the same prison existent; and community po­ Providence College Tuesday he had served time in during licing, a new trend of police TUXEDO CO. afternoon and lit up '64 Hall his teens. work based on an old model. with graphic pictures of the In June of 1991, Celester be­ Community policing is taking criminal world. came director of Newark's off in cities around the coun­ try and has recently been ANY Celester related his past, added to the PC area. which includes being a gang "If anybody member and divorced father here has any Celester says he likes to see TUXEDO cops as educators and is sick $35• COMPLETE/-'/-IXXDI ETC at age 17, to the world of drive- reason to hate the including shoes by shootingsand car thefts that of hearing that inner city RENTAL he faces every day as director police and hate youths' problems can be On Campus fitting in '64 Hall of Newark's 1200-member the establish­ solved with sports. He has police force. Celester can re­ changed the Police Athletic Tues 10/27 11-3 ate to the delinquent youth in ment, I think I League in Newark to include courses on Black History and Tues 11/3 11-3 Newark; he says that while did." growing up in Boston he felt GED classes. He also gets po­ harassed and abused by soci­ lice officers to visit city schools ety, "If anybody here has any police force. Throughout his to talk about the evils of drugs OFFICIAL reason to hate the police ana law enforcement career, dif­ and life on the streets. hate the establishment, I think ferent groups of people have I did." Thirty years later he is called attention to his contro­ Celester would also like to part of that hated establish­ versial "hard cop" stance, but see more effective social work ment. Celester argues that all of his programs and stresses that all actions and ideas are effective. it takes is one caring individual TUXEDO SUPPLIER Celester spoke about his to turn a misdirected life police career in Boston, which In the most stirring part of around. I ^sa lesson he learned began when a caring Massa­ his speech, Celester blamed personally. Free Delivery & Pick-Up chusetts senator intervened on leaders of protest groups for his behalf and includes work­ protesting at the wrong times, The talk was sponsored by CRANSTON: 461-1600 Warwick: 828-5300 ing as deputy superintendent and says he would like to see the office of Vice-President of of "Area B", the tough protests against the kids who Academic Affairs, and efforts East Providence: 484-7766 Woonsocket: 767-3300 Roxbury, Dorchester and overdose on drugs everyday by Mr. Carl Senna, who grew Mattapan section in Boston. and for the innocent lives that up with Celester, helped to His career took some ironic are taken when a crime is com­ bring the police director to PC. twists as he moved up through mitted rather than protests at­ tacking the police. [ The Cowl 4 XT — - ' W [_____ —.....News ...... Congratulations Major... Or Minor To New Problems? programs may have. ning will also be making a Best Buddies by Shelly Hall '94 Current seniors from the special apperance to demon­ Career Assistant various departments will strate what it can do for you. gram for person with men­ by John Branca '93 also be on hand to give Wondering how you're tal retarded and disabled Come one, come all to you a "studenf s perspec­ going to make the most out Chapter Director in their own communities. Slavin Center's '64 Hall tive" on the particular ar­ of the Major Fair? Well, look I would personally I would like to thank the on Wednesday, October eas of study. The Major no further. The Career Plan­ hard working officers who would like to thank all the 28, 1992 from 1 p.m. to Fair is not only for unde­ ning Service, of the Student people who interviewed to have helped with the suc­ 3:00 p.m. Yes folks, it is clared freshmen and Development Center and the become a perspective col­ cess of die chapter since time once again for the sophomores, either. If Dean's Office are also offer­ lege buddy for the Best last year - Sarah Kane, pro­ annual Major Fair, where you're thinking of chang­ ing two 45 minute sessions gram coordinator, Jason Buddy program here at PC. the clueless and confused ing a major, obtaining a coveringimportantacademic We received an over­ Plante, treasurer, Kate have the opportunity to double major, construct­ issues you should be consid­ Mulligan, fundraiser, and whelming interest this become organized and ing an individualized ering, as well as hints on use­ Cheryl Amaral, member­ year. We reviewed 60 ap- informed. major, or selecting a mi­ ful questions to ask the fac­ ship coordinator. I am plicationsand interviewed No, there won't be any nor, '64 Hall on October ulty. In order to get started every one of those appli­ looking forward to another magicians waving their 28, is the place! in the right direction, be sure fun and successful year. I cants. The problem we wands, or gypsies gaz­ Wait! There's more! to attend one of the follow­ faced is that we only had would like to welcome and ing into crystal balls, but For those of you ready to ing sessions on Monday, Oc­ con: 18 places to fill. Honestly, ngratulate the following there will be faculty from think careers, the Career tober 26, at 3:30 p.m. or Tues­ StUi this was one of the hardest rdents who have been over thirty departments Planning Service will be day October 27, at 2:30 p.m. decisions I’ve had to make. selected to become college and programs to answer available to answer any both in Slavin 203. Unlike some clubs and or­ buddies: Sean Martin '95, any questions those of career concerns you may So make the daily trek to ganizations on campus, we Erin Kennedy '93, Sarah you looking for majors, have, as well as to inform Slavin worthwhile, and stop did not make our interview Adams '94, Rob Auclair '96, minors, and programs to you on the numerous re­ by the Major Fair Wednes­ process a popularity con­ Laurie Tautkas '93, Julie answer any questions sources Slavin 210 has to day, October 28, in '64 Hall. test. Every one of our ap­ Rafter '93, John Shea '93, those seniors from the offer. SIGI Plus, the com­ Take some time for your fu­ plicants had something to Jen Pronovost '93, Paul various departments and puter king of career plan­ ture. offer to our chapter unfor­ Paglierani '93, Amy Silver tunately we could not pair '96, Cathy Cortese '94, Lisa every college student with Pierce '96, Bridget Collins The Knights Wednesday Workshop '95, Laura Bartlett '96, The Student Develop- might be behaving compul­ a mentally retarded person of Columbus are mentCentercontinuesits from the John Fogarty Cen­ Stephanie Springer '96, sively with alcohol, food, Patty Keefe '96, Christine sponsoring a workshop series for adult money, work, or relation­ ter in Providence. We children of alcoholics as chose the college students Marlowe '95, Deirdre ship. Techniques for mas­ Lucchesi '96. well as for other students tery will be introduced. on the basis of their appli­ whose family problems cation, interview, and tried On Wednesday, Nov. 4, Pro-Life have affected the way the topic is "Intimacy: Close, to determine if the college they think or feel. Chi student could be paired Candlelight Vigil Real, Mutual Sharing with Wednesday October Others." This seminar will with a buddy that we have 29th, at 3 p.m. in Slavin already met. I encourage Tuesday October 27 explore what intimacy is not 120 the workshop topic as well as the process of ma­ those who were not chosen at 7 p.m. in the will be "You And Your this year to reapply next turity in relationships. All Grotto Addictions." This semi­ seminars are in Slavin 120 on year and those seniors who nar will give students the were not chosen should try Wednesdays at 3 and are Please join us! opportunity to explore open to all. .to get involved in a pro­ Jiovv^the^jtheniselves^

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Alive by Christopher Head the Japanese market, you for being short-sighted Contributing Writer Bridgestone has justacquired but the fact is that if your quar Firestone, thereby achieving terly earnings are not where a significant position in the analysts think they should be In an effort to convince vot­ by Lisa Carroll jury tries to decide what is US market. Your company your share prices will fall. As ers to vote for either Bill Editorial Editor "an acceptable response" to cannot enter the Japanese a result, your cost of capital being attacked. Anything Clinton or H. Ross Perot, I have market: acquisition is very will rise even further above other than "whatever keeps decided to write an article that difficult even if you could your competitor's and your Unbelievable. One would you alive" is not the answer, explains how the past 12 years afford it. Selling directly to ability to invest for the long think that with all of the in­ and should not even be de­ of the Reagan/Bush era have Japanes auto makers is not term will be further weakene d formation and current a ware­ liberated. significantly weakened likely to be productive be­ If your competitor wants to ness about rape, society The members of this jury America's economic future. cause of their close ties to make life really difficult, he would stop blaming the vic­ just could not grasp this. In­ The example I will use specifi­ traditional Japanese suppli­ can dump a few tires into the tim. I guess old habits, no stead of exalting this woman cally depicts how the Reagan I ers. For all practical pur­ US market at cut-rate prices matter how absolutely for trying to protect herself Bush policies have made poses, your major competi­ and cause you to lose money. wrong, really do die hard. in this horrible and traumatic America the most open mar­ tor has a protected home The US government probably This week, a rape case was situation; by dealing with the ket in the world, yet at the marker. He also has a much will not help you; or if it does brought in front of a grand situation in the best way she same time these administra­ lower cost of capital and try, it will be too late. In fact, a jury in Austin, Texas. A knew how; for surviving this tions have done little or noth­ profit requirement. He can clever competitor who wanted woman alleges that she was ordeal, the jury held the vic­ ing to protect American In­ afford to invest in new plants to acquire you might dumr? raped by an intruder at knife tim accountable for the ac­ dustries ( and the workers in and processes, you cannot. tires into the markert in order point. Fearful of contracting tions of the criminal. Would these industries). The follow­ As the Japanese car makers to force your earnings and AIDS or another STD, she they have rathered her try to ing example is quoted directly increase their share of world share prices down and thus asked her attacker to wear a fight her attacker physically fromthe book, Trading Places: markets, your competitor's pick you up at a cheaper price. condom. Evidently, in the and risk being sliced to death? How We Are Giving Our Future share of the tire business au­ It really makes no sense to be eyes of the jury, trying to pro­ Would that have been a more to Japan and How to Reclaim It, tomatically increases while in this business. Why not sell tect herself in this manner was acceptable rape-response? and it illustrates how the yours decline, thus cutting to your Japanese competitor a terrible mistake. The grand Would that have been suffi­ Reagan and Bush Administra­ his costs and raising yours. while you still can?" jury refused to indict the in­ cient proof of his guilt? Soci­ tions have put American com- He can acquire more of your If you think the above ex­ truder, who insisted that she ety should realize by now paniesata greatdisadvantage. domestic competitors and ample is a good illustration of consented because she eave that a woman does not have "Suppose you are the presi­ even some of your distribu­ how free trade is unfair to him condoms. to be beaten to a bloody pulp dent of Goodyear Tire and tors. In fact, he can probably American companies, then se­ The question that arises Rubber Co., the world's larg­ in order for the action to be acquire you. At home you riously consider who you will from this judgement is: how est tire company. Your com­ called rape. will get no help. The states in vote for, because a vote for is a woman suppossed to pro­ pany, an old proud one, has Had this woman not done which you operate will offer Bush is a vote to keep the tect herself in this situation? long dominated the world tire what she did, quite possibly, your competitor financial in­ present system in place. A Fight back? Struggle? Do industry which it invented. there would have been no centives to put in new plants system that will increase for­ nothing? Obviously, there is Recently, you took on an enor­ trial, no means by which she to compete with you. The eign ownership of American no right or wrong answer. mous debt and spent most of could obtain justice. And federal government only companies and will continue Rape is rape, and rape is the better part of a year trying now, even though her quest makes matters worse. It re­ to make it more and more dif­ wrong. Period. How a to avoid a takeover by a Brit­ for justice is still being sought quires you to make a quar­ ficult for American companies woman reacts in that situa­ ish raider. Now, in a weak­ by an appeal to another grand terly report. Your Japanese to make a profit in the face of tion is completely irrelevant. ened state, your company jury, society should take an­ competitor does not have to foreign competition. The problem occurs when a other look and applaud her faces a major attack by the make such a report to his gov­ actions. She is still alive. Japanese tire-maker ernment. Everyone chastises Bridgestone. With over half

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MANICURES They THat rye- shock facwk IS TMr SCULPTURED NAILS The Cowl 6 Editorials October 22,1992 This Way Up, Eh... by Jennifer MacCallum commander of the Marine in fact do we know about our superpower status, its time Asst. Editorial Editor Corps and as a result "to cor­ Canada? found that Canadians tended for the United States to start to rect this unfortunate error and It seems all that most to be more concerned with Finally for the first time become educated about the show their true respect for the Americans know about our education and far more trav­ world in which we live. Mod­ since its inception, Canadian people, the Marine larger geographic neighbor to eled than Americans. While em technology is making the baseball's World Series is Corps has requested the privi­ the North is the fact that I'm proud to be an American world a much smaller place truly an international event. lege of again carrying the na­ Canada is one of our major I was embarrassed by my than it once was. Baseball history is being tional flag of Canada." The trade partners, the producer own ignorance about I hope that we all get to made with our national past rest of this situation will be a of great hockey players and Canada. know more about Canada than time's premiere event be­ cute anecdote in sports his­ the exporter of wonderful beer. For a world superpower, the information being dished ing contested by the tory where the Marine Corps The majority of Americans the citizens of our country to us through those dizzying Toronto Blue Jays and the carried the Canadian flag and tend to think that Canadians tend not to really know or human interest stories being Atlanta Braves. While the the Royal Canadian Mounties are exactly like us. Although care about more than just produced by the media to fa­ World Series is undoubt­ brought in the American flag. most Canadians reside within basic facts of any other na­ cilitate the World Series. edly a momentous occasion Had a similar affair hap­ one hundred miles of the US tion. If we want to maintain One last final note—GO for the Canadian people, it pened to the American flag, I border, resulting in an influx BLUE JAYS! is definitely not a national can only imagine that our na­ of American culture and ide­ bonding experience for the tion would be in an uproar. als, they are not "Americans" United States. The nastiest Canadians acted with funny accents. There is For What It’s Worth... Perhaps the most over this predicament was to more to Canadian culture than harped-upon aspect of the does not say much for the lo­ sell t-shirts for $14.99 with an "Strange Brew," Wayne by Jay Brum games thus far has been the cal rock promoters. inverted American flag and a Gretsky and Michael J. Fox. Contributing Writer flag incident that occurred — Election day is approach­ slogan saying "This Way Up." Its sad that Canadians during the pre-game cer­ — The Final Four is being ing. The debates are finished Heck at last night's game in know more than general in­ emonies for the second held in New Orleans in 1993. and the mud-slinging is com­ Toronto "The Star Spangled formation about the United game of the series. The We all know what happened ing to a close. Some insights Banner" was not even jeered States, yet we have a difficult Marine Corps color guard when the big show was held from a political novice: Ross at but rather sung by an audi­ time describing how the Prime inadvertently hung the Ca­ there in 1987. Hopefully, the Perot is a man with sound-bite ence containing mostly Cana­ Minister of Canada is elected, nadian flag upside down, spirit of Rick Pitino and Billy answers to complex questions; dian fans. Not only do the the major branches of creating a potential inter­ Donovan will be looking over Bill Clinton's character has as majority of American's know Canada's national govern­ national catastrophe. An us. History does repeatitself. many holes as a piece of swiss that "O Canada" is the national ment, and the names of all the apology was made by the — I recently read in Rolling cheese; Mr. Bush, the self-pro- anthem of Canada, but what Canadian provinces. Canada Stone that Pearl Jam is attrib­ claimed "Environmental is a multi-faceted, bi-lingual uting all its recent success to President," wants to lower fuel The Cowl society that at times is far more the band's appearance and efficiency standards for Established 1935 cosmopolitan than the United WDOM two years ago. cars and strip mining in our States. With a majority of my Editor-in-chief...... Patricia E. Connolly '93 —With the Living Room and National Parks. My election Managing Editor...... Mark R. Slicer '93 extended family being Cana­ Campus Club closed, Provi­ prediction: Clinton by default. Editorial Editor...... Lisa A. Carroll '93 dian and after spendinga sum­ —What happened to the recy­ Asst. Editorial Editor...... Jennifer MacCallum '93 mer studying in Canada, I dence lacksa location for mid­ Asst. Editorial Editor...... Sean Skenyon '93 sized bands to play. I re­ cling bins located outside of News Editor...... Kathryn R. Malloy '93 cently had to drive to a Slavin and the library? My Asst. News Editor...... Jennifer Brinkman '93 Warwick amusement park to guess is that the mastermind Asst. News Editor...... Maureen Marro '93 see the Spin Doctors. This behind the candy-land A&E Editor...... Michael Saucier '93 benches had them removed. Asst. A&E Editor...... Theresa Brophy '93 Asst. A&E Editor...... Kenneth Cornwell '93 Features Editor...... Brian Cappello '93 Asst. Features Editor...... Noelle Cusack '94 Asst. Features Editor...... William Fennell '93 Features Staff Writer...... Kristen Gariepy '95 Features Staff Writer...... Stacey O'Keefe '94 Features Staff Writer...... Katherine Grote '93 Sports Editor...... John Raposo '93 Asst. Sports Editor...... Steven McCorry '93 Asst. Sports Editor...... Julie Carroll '93 Sports Interviewer...... Theodore Hazard '94 Sports Staff Writer...... James Heffley '93 Sports Staff Writer...... Matthew Mlodzinski '94 Sports Staff Writer...... Russell Newell '93 Sports Staff Writer...... Michael Randolph '93 Graphics Editor...... Robert Connolly '93 Graphics Editor...... Peter Kalill '95 Graphics Staff Artist...... Patrick Gannon '93 Graphics Staff Artist...... David Lang '95 Graphics Staff Artist...... Peter Mitchell '95 Roving Photographer...... David Argitis '93 Roving Photographer...... Rick Guarnaccia '93 Copy Editor...... Tracy Allocco '93 Asst. Copy Editor...... Julie Hogan '93 Asst. Copy Editor______Bridget Hughes '96 Asst Copy Editor...... Jennifer Sinclair '93 Circulation Manager...... Mary Joan Sheridan’94 Congress Correspondent...... Maureen Montegari '93 Congress Correspondent...... Patrick Egan '93 Congress Correspondent------Alana Tarro '93 BOP Correspondent...... Timothy Ridge '93 BOP Correspondent...... Kerry McDonough '94 BOP Correspondent...... Kathy Parrella '94 Advertising Manager.______Matthew Formicola '93 Advertising Manager...... Christine Rossi '94 Photography Editor...... Dina Asteriades '94 Photography Editor...... J. Rian Arthur '96 Moderator••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••a Fr. Mark Nowel, O.P. Subscription Rate $15.00 per year by mail-student sub­ scription included in tuition fee. Published each week of school during the academic year and one summer edition in June by Providence College, River Ave. and Eaton St., Providence, RI02918. Second class postage paid at Provi­ dence, RI Slavin Center P.O. Box 2918,865-2214. The views of The Cowl do not necessarily represent the views of Providence College. Postmaster send address changesto The Cowl as above. The Cowl 7 —Editorials October 22,1992 1 Letters to the Editor Reference was Misconstrued Finding Fault To the Editor I read in The Cowl Fr. spread mistrust of them. I editorship of Tricia Connolly, With Powell's enraged letter in think Lisa Carroll'sreference have been the best I remem­ which he requests an apology might best remind us to re­ ber. Sinead’s Actions from a generalized "you" for double our efforts to recon­ Like Fr. Powell, I don't find Lisa Carroll's reference in the nect that faith between credible a general suspicion of previous issue to James Por­ people and their priests and clergy. I doubt that is what To the Editor: ter, a reference which strikes a mentors, a faith that we must Lisa Carroll meant. I do find it On Thursday, October 8, Christ, Himself. Certainly sensitive nerve in many and admit has been strained re­ common in undergraduate 1992, forty-three officers and Miss O'Connor has the right which, as Fr. Powell writes, cently, not only for Lisa students—as well as in the rest members of Past National to express a legitimate differ­ was not very germane to the Carroll, but for others. Rather of us—thatdifferentlegitimate A.O.H. President W.J. McEnery ence with the Holy Father or concern at hand. While I em­ than abusing her, demand­ concerns are sometimes mis­ Division Twelve of Rhode Is­ anyone else, but there is a pathize with Fr. Powell's dis­ ing that "an apology is not construed. I see in my role as land, unanimously voted to proper forum and procedure may at the insinuation he per­ enough," we might do better a professor an opportunity to present to you our view on for the expression of a con­ ceives, I suspect that Lisa to quickly forgive her for help provide forms, forums, Sinead O'Conner's bitterly trary opinion. Her conduct Carroll intended to imply that hurting our feelings, recog­ and techniques for logical and stinging and selfish attack on not only disregarded the re­ any sort of blind trust in mere nizing of course that she is an passionate inquiry. But I our Pontiff, Pope John Paul II. sponsibility that accompanies men can be dangerous these undergraduate student, that would not find it fruitful as an Every right has a compan­ the First Amendment, but, she days. Certainly the commit­ student newspapers are un­ adult to verbally threaten stu­ ion responsibility and our First also gratuitously trespassed on ted lives of thousands of professional, and that The dents who, surely without Amendment Rights are not in­ the sensibilites of all God fear­ priests across the country be­ Cowl is better than those at malice, managed to insult me. dependent of this abiding ing people, regardless of their lie any aspersion to a wide­ many colleges. This year's Cordially, moral standard. Free speech religious denomination. For first issues, under the Forrest Gander does not give anyone the right these compelling reasons to shout "Fire!" in a crowded A.O.H. believes that the con­ theater, nor does it give anyone duct of Miss Sinead O'Connor the right to abuse the most sa­ was morally reprehensible, Waiting For an Apology cred religious traditions in a fit and the reaction of NBC was of pique. appropriate. Our Holy Father is the Vicar Very truly yours, James E. Smith To the Editor: of Christ on earth and the pre­ repeat—the James Porter case group than another. eminent symbol of the Catho­ Catholic Action Chairman After reading Lisa is not an example of anything What you might have in­ lic Church. Desecration of his Past National A.O.H. President Carroll's editorial in the Oc­ we're discussing on this cam­ tended to say and what you picture on national television W.J. McEnery Division Twelve tober 15 issue of The Cowl, I pus. We're discussing (among actually did say are two very is a violent assault on the sensi­ Rhode Island felt like Alice after she had other academic issues) the rela­ different things. Contrary to bilities of every Catholic and ventured through the look­ tive academic credentials of what the Queen of Hearts said an implicit assault on Jesus ing glass and discovered that Dominicans, not sexual devi­ to Alice, words cannot mean the usual standards of logic ance or its absence. Faculty what you want them to mean. didn't apply. Ms. Carroll still searches are concerned with The words you use have ob­ fails to realize that she has academic qualifications, not jective meaning, connotation, insulted a group of people, criminal behavior. The only and consequences. i.e., the Dominicans. It was possible function of the Porter The staff of The Cowl is notloranyoneelse who "mis­ reference is to insinuate a con­ entiled to its opinions; it is not construe" anything. If there nection between pedophilia entitled to slander. I'm still was any doubt, Ms. Carroll and the clergy. The truth, how­ waiting for an apology. clarified her insult. ever, is that every study done Sincerely, In attempting to justify on the subject has found that Fr. Matthew Powell, O.P., herself, she stated, "I used this particular deviance occurs Ph.D„ Rev. Porter as an extreme ex­ no more in one profession or Assistant Professor LONDON • PARIS • WASHINGTON ample to prove my point." I of Theatre Arts INTERNATIONAL PROGRAjwslM BOSTON UNIVERSITY In Pursuit of Veritas LEARN HOW THE WORLD WORKS Global Internships and Language/Liberal Arts Programs

To the Editor: proud to do so? After all, prejudice will yield a more bal­ I would welcome the op­ Harvard's traditions only go anced view of this situation. portunity to respond to sev­ back to 1639, and ours to St. Maureen Marro's news feature eral items in the October 8th Dominic in 1216. concerning the restructing of issue of The Cowl. It seems Although it may certainly the Corporation also invites that, presently, the Dominican be argued that the three above debate. After long delibera­ presence at PC is being perse­ mentioned writers have the tion, the action taken was cuted by a very small minority right to freedomof expression, deemed in the best interest of of faculty and students. Ev­ the one inexcusable offensive this institution. From the first eryone is entitled to express piece is "10 Top Reasons Why PC Corporation meeting in opinions. I, personally, be­ Dominicans should get Hir­ 1911 to the current October, lieve in honoring the Catholic ing Preference." Might not a 1992 meeting, the goal of the identity of the College, and I request for an apology from . BEIJING • SYDNEY • MOSCOW • college has been the goal of its feel that, through the years, "Features Staff" to all Domini­ many decisions. The increase Name:______the college Administration has cans be in order? I ask this in from the initial enrollment of Address:______striven to re-evaluate the roles memory of my father and my 71 students to its present 3800 City/State/Zip: _ of faculty-students with the husband who both had the number obviously called for Phoned )___ -University: long term goal of preparing to privilege of attending PC, and Fall □ Spring □ Summer □ 19__ an enlarging perspective in Summer Programs enter the 21st century still in in the name of all of us who Internship Programs Language Programs dealing with problems and so­ □London □ Grenoble □ London pursuit of Veritas. cherish the standards of Provi­ □Paris □ Oxford □ Madrid lutions. □Moscow □ Haifa □ Padova I shall leave to others the dence College. □ Madrid □ Paris The editorial, "Put Domini- □Sydney dissection of Miss Sincerely yours, □Washington. DC □ Padova □ Sydney canin Your Resume," angered □Beijing □ Oxford □ Moscow MacCallum's article concern­ Dorothy L. Head return to: □ Niamey □ Beijing me! Are not the majority of PC Boston University, Division of International Programs □Washington. DC ing faculty hiring policy. Fact (Mrs. Thomas F. Head) students and alumni very 232 Bay State Road, Box Q, Boston, MA 02215 or call (617) 353-9888 and truth, not misleading Member, Board of Trustees of PC The cowl — Roving Photographer — October 22 l : '' >Y"J Have the debates changed your mind about who you will vote for?

Sabina Foerst *94 and Chris Malone Michael Darius P. Radcliffe '93 and Dr. Terrie Curran, Chairwoman of 94: Yes, because the format pro­ Mike Suchenski '93: Debates? Huh? Department of English and The Scream: vides for unprepared answers which The entrance of third party candidates gives the viewer a true sense of who has done more to shape the content of the he candidates are. Pres./VP debates by making the Bush/ Clinton crews address the issues rather than each other's character. That healthy change in debate content will do more to influence my voting than would the ad hominem attacks.

Kathy Caputo '94 and Scott Taylor Beth DeRosa '96 and Jenn Dee '96: Brian Thimme'93: They’re all a '94: George Bush's uninterested No, because we didn't watch them. bunch of idiots! attitude only strengthened our support of Bill Clinton.

Robert Gerosa '94: Yes, they have John J. Mark, Adjunct Faculty: No, I Kristen Miller '96 and Alison reinforced my opinion of George still plan to vote for Bush, however Maffei '96: I was undecided before Bush for another 4 years! Perot for a time seemed to offer a the debate, but because of Perot's positive alternative. performance we have decided to Rick & Dave '93: Oh yes, Bush will prevail! vote for him. October 22,1992 Jesuit Volunteer Corps The Cowl 9

The Jesuit Volunteer Corps: A Year That Will Last A Lifetime clude room and board, a small Since 1956 more than 7,000 volunteer program in the themselves. Through work mon values. monthly stipend, health insur­ Jesuit Volunteers have com­ country. and reflection on lived experi­ Jesuit volunteers explore ance, deferred student loans, mitted themselves to working Positions are available in ences, Jesuit volunteers exam­ God's action in their lives. transportation home at theend with the poor. They have put teaching, nursing, and com­ ine the causes of oppression Spirituality means prayer and of the service, orientation ses­ off graduate school and turned munity service. Some job and look for ways to bring much more: keeping a sion, retreats, workshops, and down job offers in order to placements require specific about justice in our world. concious eye toward God's ongoing support by JVC staff. offer alternatives to people credentials or licenses, but Jesuit volunteers gain free­ presence at work and in com- Requirements include volun­ who have few options. Today most JVC jobs can be done by dom and openness by deliber­ munity with friends and teers of 21 years of ageor older, hundreds of grassroots orga­ people who have a general ately living in a simple, spare strangers. Retreats and work­ emotional maturity, good nizations across the country educational background and manner. Volunteers discover shops bring volunteers to­ health, a college degree or count on Jesuit Volunteers to a willingness to learn new the resources that spirituality gether to reflect on their expe­ work experience, Christian rovide essential services to skills. and community bring to those rience and to deepen a vision motivation, flexibility, and a E)w-income people and those The JVC is more than just a who are free from the compli­ of faith and justice. sense of humor. who live on the margins of our job. Social justice, simple cations of having too many The JVC encourages appli­ If you are considering the society. lifestyle, community and spiri­ things. cations from people of all races JVC and would like more in­ Jesuit Volunteers serve the tuality: these values provide Jesuit volunteers live with and ethnic origins. Although formation or guidance, con­ homeless, the unemployed, the cornerstone for living out one another in a house, an the JVC is rooted in the Roman tact Father Quigley, campus refugees, people with AIDS, a committment to faith and apartment, or in mission hous­ Catholic tradition, applicants coordinator for JVC, at 865- the elderly, street youth, justice. ing. Women and men come to from other Christian traditions 2154. In his own words, Fa­ abused women and children, Jesuit volunteers put their JVC with diverse backgrounds are welcome. It is a one-year ther Quigley describes the JVC the mentally ill and the devel- faith into action. They work in and expectations. Tne chal­ committment beginning in experience as "embodying all opmentally disabled. JVC has programs that enable the poor lenge is to respect these differ­ August, and there is no finan­ the best qualities of the best, become the largestCatholiclay and powerless to begin to nelp ences while building on com­ cial gain or loss. Benefits in­ most caring people at PC." Providence College Class Of 1992 Jesuit Volunteers NORTHWEST SOUTHWEST

(left to right) Jeffrey Caiola, Jennifer Theberge, front row (left to right): Kim Tebbens, Brenda Monica Kelly, and Thomas McNamara Outwater, Michelle Canzano, Mary Cataldo second row (1 to r): Nicole Burrill, John Norko, Kevin Kraus, Susan Hammond, Maria Brandt, Albie Tornatore, Kristen Gotter, Kim Camlet SOUTH MIDWEST EAST

(left to right): Brendan Curran, Caroline Tschuor, Tim Ellen Piemonte (left to right): Tim Crow, Sarah Moffitt, Theresa Gill Carr, John Stables

There are five regions of the Jesuit Volunteer Corps in the United States. You may apply to only one re­ gion; however, applications are transferrable. It is to your advantage to return a completed application to the region of your choice as early as possible because applications are reviewed in the order in which they are received.

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The Latest on the Pastoral Council 7W '941 As for some of the other by Paula DiMichele committees on the Pastoral Pastoral Council Council, the Best Buddies November 12th - 15th committee has held inter­ views with prospective can­ We're well into our sec­ didates and is right now in ond month of school now the process of matching up and the Pastoral council yet the candidates with their Thursday, November 12th again has a full shedule of "buddies." The lector com­ events. Some of the com­ mittee, in which individu­ Mass and Ning (Distribution mittees that have had suc­ als lector at the on campus 6:00 p.m. (Peterson Recreation Center cessful events this past weekend masses, has been month are: Habitat for Hu­ holding workshops for the manity, Social Action 55 fall semester lectors. and Special Olympics. More events have been Friday, November 13th Habitat for Humanity is arranged and some are still involved withthe building in the planning stages. The Semiformat of houses for needy indi­ following is a list of the (Buses depart from Fcnnett Qate at 6:00 p.m. SMART- viduals in the Providence most recent upcoming area. Every Saturday, stu­ events for the Pastoral Ng exceptions! Line forms outside Fcnnett Qate and dents have been going out Council: to dig foundations, fix up up Faton Street toward Stuxfcy Sivenue. apartments, or do other •Social Action is inviting miscellaneous jobs. Com­ all who are interested to (Bus admittance ticket required mittee chairwoman Julie participate in a sleepout Femino and her group of against homelessness at volunteers meet up with Brown University on No­ Saturday, November 14th other Habitat for Human­ vember 7th. Look for up­ ity groups each week. All coming details. Format at the iVestin Motet, (Boston, MSL. are to be commended for •The Children's Clothing their great efforts! Drive is still going on. If Reception begins at 7:00 p.m. The Social Action com­ you have any children's (Dinner servedpromptty at 8:00 p.m. mittee has been involved clothing to donate please with and is planning quite drop them off at the Pasto­ Ticket is required. a few events this fall. On ral Council Office in Slavin, October 14th, Father room 213. Brocato and Kathleen Green • Habitat for Humanity will (one of the Social Action be having sign-ups on Oc­ Sunday, November 15th chairwomen) attended the tober 28th in Lower Slavin Amos House 15th year an­ from 9:00 a.m. to 3:00 p.m. (Brunch and Stides how niversary celebration at Halloween Pumpkin Gram 10:00 a.m. at the FPestin Motet, (Boston, MSL. Kennedy Plaza. The Amos Drive will be held the last House serves Rhode week of October. Island's hungry and home­ less and is located on Volunteers are still needed Friendship Avenue here in for the following activities: Providence. Food was pre­ pared and served by stu­ •Music Ministry needs Hfu^fittings zviCC bo heCd on dents from Johnson and cantors and singers for the Wales University and vari­ weekend masses. Meetings ^Tuesday, October 27th and ous Amos House volunteers are every Thursday at 6:00 were honored. p.m. in Aquinas chapel. ^Tuesday, Jfovember 3rd in '64 tJdatt Social Action is also in •Help is needed with the the process of organizing Smith Hill Commodities events here in Providence Distribution. If you are in­ from 11:00 a.m. to 3:00 p.m. and is assisting the Smith terested in helping out Hill Center with their com­ please stop by the Pastoral ‘The price is $35.00 for a tu?c and shoes. modities (food and cloth­ Council Office. ing) distribution which has •CCD committee still needs been planned for Novem­ individuals to teach CCD ber 7tn. on Sunday mornings.

Pastoral Council’s Social Action Residence Board Needs Volunteers! presents PC Dance Club Night Family Day for McKauley Village Saturday, October 24 Sunday, October 25 10:00 p.m. - 2:00 a.m. from 10:00 a.m.- 4:00 p.m. Colonel’s Corner $1 Admission Sign up sheet and more information Free Soda and DJ avaialble at Pastoral Council Office

j^-But wait! What's the event? The theme? I > T1 q ,(How manycolors? Any colors ot ottttow ■ J 1111 J C ■ f ij 1111 do I start? What...who...where...AARRRGHil T-SHIRTS AND DESIGN October 22,1992 Student Congress

Class '93 Events Augment MIDNIGHT MADNESS Commencement Budget

Barbecue on October 3rd only by Michaael Christian to see that about 400 seniors OCTOBER 31ST Core Chairperson actually attended the event. With this lack of turnout at our I am writing to you to in­ class sponsored events, our ALUMNI HALL form you all about the finan­ class will lose money, thereby cial status of the Commence­ decreasing its (if any) contribu­ ment '93 Committee. I have tion to our Commencement noticed a lot of "rumors" fly­ Week Ceremonies. I urge you ing around about our status, all not only to attend for fun, most of which are unfounded. but to realize that your ticket Doors open at 8:00 p.m. A few weeks ago, the Finance purchase will help lower bid Committee, under Lisa prices in the long run. Our Doors close at 10:00 p.m. Walsh, published in TheCo wl class has a Club Night and 193 the allocated money to clubs Days party coming up, so Seating is first come, and organizations for this please support our class and year. The Class of '93 was attend our events. first serve allocated $60,000. I do not I would also like to make intend to complain about the you aware of the fact that our amount we were allocated, Committee will soon be hand­ but merely to inform you ing out a short survey to get about how you can help de­ your contributions on Com­ crease the price of Com­ mencement, and I ask you to Finals for 3 on 3 Men's and mencement bids. please fill it out and return I attended the Senior Class it! Women's tournament Hot Shot Men's and Women's f CLASS’93 CLUB NITE ! Contest ■ "Remember when...Return ■ Dunk Contest ■ to Freshmen year at ■ S ALEXANDERS!" ! COME AND SUPPORT October 28th from 8:00 p.m.-1:00 a.m. Tickets on sale in Slavin for $5.00 PC FRIAR BASKETBALL! Buses will shuttle ------✓ Freshman, Sophomores & Juniors Don't Miss These Two important Events Student THE MAJOR FAIR Congress Leam all you need to know about any Major or Minor at Providence College 93-94 Wednesday Minutes STUDENT HOUSING ALL Types of Apartments October 28,1992 For the meeting on October 1:00 to 3:30 pm-’64 Hall, Slavin Center 29 ’i Dr. Murphy, President of the Faculty Senate, GET INFORMATION on majors, programs, and addressed the Student minors from Faculty and current seniors from Congress. over 30 departments and programs Boards: BOP: Friday, October 23rd is SPEAK with members of the Dean’s office Club Night at the Last Resort GET CAREER PLANNING INFORMATION and for classes '95 and '96 from leam about career resources 11:00 p.m. to 2:00 a.m. Satur­ day, October 24th is a Senior TRY OUT SIGI PLUS, the career planning pro­ Last Resort from 5:00 p.m. to gram on computer 9:00 p.m. On October 31st Cat Tunes will be performing fol­ BE SURE TO COME ! lowing Midnight Madness in 1-3 Bedrooms Alumni Hall around 12:30 a.m. On November 8th, Dennis Parking included BEFORE THE FAIR Miller will be in Alumni Hall BE SURE TO ATTEND ONE OF THE FOLLOWING: at 7:30 p.m. Tickets are on sale Many buslines now for students at $10.00 in "PRACTICAL TIPS" the BOP office (must bring PC Some including utilities How to Make the Most Of the Major Fair ID). On Monday ticket sales will open up for non-students This 45 minute session will help you to make best use of The at $15.00. Major Fair. Leam about important academic and career issues Residence Board: PC Dance GEMMA REALTY that you need to consider and what questions to ask the Faculty. Club Night on Saturday, Oc­ tober 24th from 10:00 p.m. to Contact Maria or Joan Monday Oct. 26 3:30 pjn.- 2:00 a.m. in Colonel's Comer. Tuesday OcL 27 2:30 pan. Tickets are $1.00 IAB: 3 on 3 tournament and 521-4213 ALL EVENTS ARE SPONSORED BY THE CAREER Dunk contest - sign up in IAB this week. The prize is the Big PLANNING SERVICE of the student Development East trip. 861-7021 Center & The Dean's Office 12 The Cowl •Arts & Entertainment October 22,1992 IN THE SPOTLIGHT Lesho, And Tigers, And Bears, Oh My! 91 3

by Theresa Brophy took full advantage of the The­ performance of Romeo and about. That was the night Asst. A&E Editor atre Department immediately. Juliet. At the time, he was Dan's tooth was knocked out WDOM He auditioned for Into The taking Professor Mary Farrell's during a fight scene with The Blackfriars Theatre at Woods during the first week of Acting Improvisation course Tybalt. He tells the story with PC has produced a multitude his freshman year, and landed which helped him adapt to clear description and a good presents of talented performers the part of "The Wolf ". "I performing Shakespeare sense of humor: "After I got The Samples through the years, and junior really lucked out with this de­ plays. He was excited to be a hit, it was really loud, and my Daniel Lesho is no exception. partment. It's more open than sophomore and to be able to head was shaking like this—I and P.C.’s With a double major in both a lot of other Theatre Depart­ do shows with other top-notch didn't know what was going theatre arts and history, Dan Ants In ments, and it gave me a chance performers in the department on. Then I stopped and was proves to be well balanced and to explore theatre", Dan says. whom he admired. Even with looking around. I said to my­ the quite at home with his selec­ Dan developed an apprecia­ his class experience, though, self, O.K., I'm in a show, and, tion. Cellar tion for the way his teachers nothing would have prepared oh yeah, I have this fight scene Although Dan's interest in were "constantly giving their him for the incident which to do..." Many people did not theatre tecnically originated at time, talent, and attention," happened during the perfor­ really know the extent of it, the age of twelve when his and the opportunities for mance on the night two days and Dan was able to pull it off. father enrolled him in the Co­ hands-on theatre experience before the show closed. He The whole occurrence actually Rocky Point lumbia School for Theatrical of the department itself. probablyneverthoughthathis "pumped him up" for the fight Palladium Arts in Maryland, heattributes Dan continued to partake improvisational skills would scene that followed, even much of his naturality in per­ in more acting classes, and it be put to the test in such a though he had to keep his Wed., Oct.28, forming to his family. "We've wasn't long before he made a manner. mouth shut and back to the 8 p.m. always had this zany humor name for himself when he got Those of you who saw the audience. And even with a Tickets:$6 in ad­ in my house. Everyone gets the part of "Romeo" (his first play that night or heard about root canal, false tooth, and cut along really well, and because authentic lead) in last year's it know what I'm talking lips, Dan performed in the fi­ vance, at Straw­ of it I've always been comfort­ nal performance the next day. berries able with people," says Dan. "It was good that the show He relates that his first experi­ didn't end like that; however $8 at door ences with the theatre really the kissing was not as pas­ Round trip bus had nothing to do with scripts, sionate!" Dan recalls lightly . and he generally focused on "It makes a great story if1 ever tickets are $1, improvisation. Dan also em­ get on Letterman (not that I available at the phasizes that self- confidence think I'll ever get on Letterman!) WDOM office in is one of the more important If s kind of one of those stress­ qualities to have in perform­ ful situations when you just Joseph 106 ing. have to laugh." LIVE INTER­ Dan's decision to come to Now "Romeo" is rehears­ PC was really no surprise since ing for his part of "The Lion" VIEW his uncle was a Dominican in The Wizard of Oz, and is WITH THE here and his brother a PC having a good time with it. graduate. Dan was unde­ "The non has so many great SAMPLES, 7P.M. clared when he arri ved, but he Blackfriars actor Dan Lesho continued on p.13 WDOM

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peroni. The best choice for a plays at by Ken Cornwell college student is the Stuffed this play are the performances Asst A&E Editor Blackfriars by Mike Saucier of JoefRichard Donnelly) and Baby Sicilia which is a per­ A&E Editor How many times has this sonal, mini stuffed pizza. Theatre. his wife(Ellen Florin). Rich­ happened to you? You look at ard Donnelly is most convinc­ If you prefer burgers and Performance The Speed of Darkness by ing as the "man gone wild" the Raymond Cafe menu and appetizers with a good des­ Steve Tesich can be seen as and as the quintessential fam­ you realize that its Chinese sert, then Spafsor Gregg's are dates are No­ another painful chapter in the ily man. The setting for this night. Or maybe you check the the places to go. Located on book that reveals the shocking fridge and find only some rot­ the east side, Spat's is a restau­ vember truths about Vietnam. The ten leftovers. Well, normally rant and bar combination. 6,7,8,13,14>15,20,2X22. Speed of Darkness , which you might reach for the They have greatappetizers, es­ opened at Alias Stage on Oc­ Richard Ronzio's flyer and the phone; pecially theirbarbecued wings Friday and Sat­ tober 14, examines the war in a but before you take that fatal and deluxe nachos. Greggs's urday perfor­ different'light. We do not see Donnelly is plunge, remember that the city offers thebest desserts in town. the battlefield or the blood­ of Providence is filled with Their selections include vari­ mances are at shed but we do see the hor­ most good places to eat, including a ous kinds of cakes, cheese­ 8:00 p.m. and rible repercussions that the few that are perfect for a col­ cakes, and several kinds of pie. war can nave on a man and his convincing lege student with limited The best dessert is called Sunday mati­ family. as the "man funds. Tollhouse pie which is a kind nees are at 2:00 Brown University profes­ One of the most interesting of heated wedge of chocolate p.m. sor, Tori Haring-Smith directs gone places to try is called the Spa­ chip cookie dough. Put some this warmhearted comedy/ ghetti Warehouse where the ice cream on the side and it's Tickets are $7.00 drama which causes us to re­ wild" and as food is great and you get to irresistible. flect on our country's treat- soak up the atmosphere while If you want a menu with a for adults, $5.00 mentofVietnam veterans. We the you eat. Located in a refur­ bit of a healthy spin, then the for students, see how Joe, a man who has a bished warehouse, the huge Meeting Street Cafe should be seemingly happy, almost quintessential rooms of the restaurant are at the top of your list. They $3.00 for chil­ Brady bunch-like family life, brightly painted with 40s offer a wide variety of sand­ dren, senior citi­ becomes almost instantly family man. memorabilia covering the wiches; some selectionsare tra­ transformed into a secretive, walls. The centerpiece of the ditional and some are a bit zens, and PC restaurant is a full-sized trol­ more exotic, including the nasty, bitter, and shameful play is post-Vietnam South students. For man. This sudden turn of char­ ley car in the main dining Grilled Gil, a marinated acter is attributed to the resur­ Dakota. room. Groups of two or three chicken sandwich, and the East reservations, The Speed of Darkness con­ can actually eat inside the car. Sider, a special steamed veg­ facing of the one ghost of Joe's tinues through November 8. call 865-2218 or The food is excellent and af­ etable sandwich. They don't past— the war. What makes Alias Stage is in the Atlantic fordable, their specialty being have chips or fries, but they 865-2327 for fur­ The Speed of Darkness most Building, 120 Manton Ave., in interesting and what separates various Italian sauces and have an excellent pasta salad ther informa­ the Olneyville section of Provi­ rasta. They also serve an end- on the side of every order. it from other Vietnam stories dence. For more information [ is that the audience sees the ess supply of their own sour­ So the next time you're in tion. call 831-2919. If Bom On The dough bread with garlic but­ the mood for eating out, look destructive effects the experi­ Fourth Of July impressed you, ence of the war have on not ter. The Spaghetti Warehouse around for one of these places. see this play, you won't be only a man, but also his family is an experience not to be There's definitely a place tor ana his community. disappointed. missed. everyone to get a good, inex­ Dan Lesho Especially impressive in If you're more in the mood pensive meal when you can't continued from p.12 for pizza, then you want to try stand another meal at Caserta's over in the Federal Raymond or the fridge is lines. He's just a nut which is Hill section of the city. empty. so much fun," Dan describes Caserta's is a little short on his character. He models the dining atmosphere, but they The Spaghetti Warehouse -1 many aspects of his character make up for this slight flaw by Leland St., 454-7555 after an experience he had serving the best pizza in town. Caserta's-121 Spruce St., 272- teaching three to fiveyear-olds Of course, if you don't feel like 3618 how to swim this past sum­ leaving the comfort of your Sicilia's-181 Atwell's Ave., mer. "Kids are the most hon- estpeople. Icaughtlittle things dorm or apartment, you 275-9222 should try giving Sicilia's a Spat's- 250 Thayer St., 551- from them like how they no­ tice everything around them call. They nave great pizza and 5455 they deliver. Sicilia's has a full Gregg's-1505 North Main St., and are fascinated at the won­ menu of Italian sandwiches 851-5700 der of it all. I would try to get but they specialize in stuffed Meeting Street Cafe- on their level and learn what pizza. This is a kind of deep was going on inside their dish pizza filled with cheese, 220 Meeting St., 275-1066 minds. To me, the lion is like sausage, vegetables, and pep­ a little kid - and hopefully, kids will be able to relate to him." The Wizard of Oz will be The Rhode Island Alpha Chap­ opening in a couple of weeks, ter of Phi Sigma Tau (The Interna­ and Dan's attitude is promis­ ing. "Every one is working so tional Philosophical Honor Soci­ hard, especially the Chorus. ety) and the Department of Phi­ "Our Place Tuxedos" Basically all I have to do is show up and act crazy, which losophy of Providence College will sponsors: is easy for me. But I nave full present a Poetry Reading by Provi­ trust in the director (Mary Win A Free Tux Rental Farrell) and hopefully people dence College faculty members will respond the same way as Rev. George Cochran, O.P., Dr. Paul For The JRW to the movie and really enjoy it." Trainor, and Rev. Thomas Fallon, Formal Dan still has another year O.P., who will read some of their and more shows ahead of him before he has to deal with his own works on Thursday, October future after PC. However, he's 29, at 7:30 p.m. in Aquinas Hall really not too worried about All men attending JRW: the road that lies ahead. "As lounge. Tune into 91.3 fm 8p.m.- long as things keep happen­ The Poetry Reading is free and ing for me, I'm going to let them happen. I would like to open to the public. For more infor­ 12 a.m. from continue with the theatre, but mation, contact Dr. Sal Fratantaro I'm not going to let other op­ 10/20-11/6 Mon.-Fri. portunities pass me by - as at 865-2641 or 2335. long as I'm happy with what I'm doing." | The Cowl 14 " ' BOP ...... October 22,199zl J

I Thursday, October 22nd "J BOP Spotlight: J Film Presents: ' Come and See The Last Resort J Tried. Cjreen ‘Tomatoes j Committee in Action! > and i I Sunday, October 25th 1 Jungler ^ever 1 8:00 p.m. & 10:00 p.m. '64 Hall

The BOP Last Resort Comittee (from I. to r ) Dwayne Sheppard '93, Denice Mongey '93, Adrienne Mooney '93, and Karli Haliby '93 (Photo by Dina Asteriades, Photography Editor) by Kathy Parrella '94 Last Resort will only be $2— Skipping Sequence! This band "we've lowered it to half BOP Correspondent consists of seniors Chris Ford, price since our last one, so Chris Herron, and Matt ATTENTION SENIORS! If it's a real bargain!" Leonard, and junior Brian you're still formulating your Adrienne Mooney '93 and Clark. They have recently de­ weekend plans, and haven't Denice Mongey '93 also buted at Club Babyhead and quite decided what you'll be added, "The Last Resort is a have been featured in the Arts doing on Friday night, then The perfect place to meet and & Entertainment section of The Last Resort Committee has a hang out with all your Cowl. solution for you! Kick off your friends before you head out Where else can you get four weekend the right way—hang­ for the night." hours worth of fun, food and ing out with your fellow class­ (NOTE: For those of you entertainment for the low bar­ mates and friends down at The who are still confused as to gain price of only $2 ? So, rush Last Resort for the monthly the exact loca tion of The Last right down to the BOP Office "Over-21 Night" this Friday, Resort, re-read Kym Maas's in Slavin 119 and buy your October 24th from 5:00 p.m. - article on page 14 of last ticket today! Tickets will also 9:00p.m. week's Cowl.) be sold at the door for all you Those of you who attended And that's not all, folks! last minute people (on this The Last Resort Committee's While you munch on your campus? NEVER!) who re­ "70's Night" last month will no FREE PIZZA, get served by member at 4:30 Friday after­ doubt recall it as "the grooviest the bartender on duty, and noon that you've forgotten to night ever!" Said committee shoot your FREE game of purchase a ticket. All you have member Dwayne Sheppard '93, pool, you will be treated to to bring is yourself, your "Everyone who was there had a an evening of entertainment friends, and your PC I.D., great time, and two people were from two Providence Col­ which will be scanned at the awarded twenty-five dollars lege student bands! Don't door. Come support your fel­ each as prizes for the best cos­ miss the duo of Ray & Paul, low classmates and start your tumes!" Karli Haliby '93, consisting of seniors Ray weekend off in grand style— wanted people to note that the Grieche and Paul Presutti, you'll definitely be glad that cover charge for this weekend's who will be opening up for you did! \ * Frid”"“October" 23rd I The Last Resort Presents: I I Over 21 Night at The Last Resort I I featuring PC's own student bands, I ® IPshmU and !!$>$> Hunts) _I ■ 5:00 p.m. - 9:00 p.m. ■ ■Tickets: $2, on sale in the BOP Office or at 1 V -■■■■thedoor z : SOP : Junday, November Bth J fohf Stars of the ‘Weekj J Elite r talnmeat Presents • Jen Meehan '93 • : Social Committee: : 00 p.m. • Mike Drego '95 • Alumni Gymnasium• 1 llli , • Kristen Harley '95 • $10 PC Student, • Tim Henzy '94 • Non-PC Student, : Ali Lent '94 : in the BOP • Chris Marino '94 • October 22,1992 ______Features______The Cowl 15 J E Swiftly Speaking he had caused much damage. tent. I'm sure he'd give you a could catch anyone off guard, tough-but-caring prostitute by Bill Fennell Carefully, he wiped the King pop in the nose for a remark like the word "dorker." In with whom he eventually falls Asst. Features Editor of Lilliput from the bottom of like that. So you must remem­ keeping with my Gulliver ex­ in love, because he finds out his shoe." Granted, that was ber to include only facts and ample, we run into a possible that his wife is indeed infer­ This week, I would like two lines, but it was enough to information that is truly rel­ problem with his proclama­ tile. As it turns out, she stole to talk in frank, explicit terms get the reader interested. Why evant to your subject. The tion of himself as "Supreme all her children from old Annie about sex. Well, not really. did Gulliver squash the king? body paragraphs for the Studmuffin of the World." auditions. But, Gulliver is far That was just a "grabber." What damage was done? How sample openers might contain How can we get around this from impotent, as can be at­ Actually, this week, I am the hell did he get a .24 Mag­ some information about how problem without involving tested to by most of the women going to talk to you about num in the 1700's? These are the Lilliputians were obnox­ words like "thrash" and "mo­ of the world, and some of the how you can become a bet­ the questions that your read­ ious little toads, and so tor oil?" The answer is very men, too. So if he falls in love ter writer. Yes, I know what ers will be asking when they Gulliver went parading simple. When you get to situ­ with, oh, let's call her Lolita, you're saying. You're say­ start reading your writing. through the town with a Gar­ ations that may require these and then kills all of his former ing to yourself, "Me? A bet­ Hence, they will want to con­ den Weasel, cutting them words, simply state them in lovers, and that's the way it ter writer? Impossible!" tinue on to the body of the down to nearly nothing in no milder language. Instead of ends. A possible ending sen­ That's where you're wrong. writing. time flat. You might also want saying, "As he thrashed tence could go like this- "Never Anyone can write, but they The body of the writing is to discuss that while this was around, he realized how much before had tne world known a must te properly taught where you fully develop your happening, the king was try­ more enjoyable it was with man like Gulliver, who could and, most importantly, thor­ idea or plot. This is very im­ ing to stop Gulliver, and was motor oil," you can say, "As conquer whole nations of re­ oughly motivated. I shall portant, because the reader accidentally stepped on. The he moved around, he realized ally small people, kill those he now attempt to teach you will be expecting something rest of the body might go on to it was better with petroleum." had formerly loved, find hap­ some of the basic aspects of that is at least remotely con­ talk about how the town was There, you've just avoided a piness in a tainted woman, and writing. Now these apply nected to your opening line. rebuilt, with Gulliver pro­ potentially volatile situation. still be the most potent man to all writing, not just term If, for example, you use the claiming himself "Supreme Now that you know how not alive." This instills the reader papers or steamy porno no­ sample lines above, and then Studmuffin" over the whole to offend, you should know with a sense of awe (especially vellas. Oops, I guess sex did go on to talk about how world. This brings me to my how to finish your writing. if they're male), and leaves slip in there somehow. I Gulliver's wife was infertile, next point: decency in your The best way to finish your them with a feeling that your suppose I should tell you you could run into some diffi­ writing. writing is to leave the reader writing has indeed come to a how to begin a paper. culties. The main one being It is immensely important with a snappy closing line. In sensible conclusion. As is shown above, you that Gulliver's wife was in­ to make sure that your writing order to do this you need to In these few paragraphs, I need a "grabber," or some­ deed very fertile, and had more is in no way offensive to any­ reread what you have written hope that I have helped you thing that will attract the children than most Medieval one, especially if that some­ and pick out something that become better writers. It will reader's eye and make them monks. If you accuse her of one is the very someone who you think was an important take time and practice, but want to continue with your not being fertile, then you finances your newspaper. part of what you have written. have no fear- you can do it! writing. This is especially might as well just go right What does this mean? It means It might have been the liason The example that I gave was important if you're writing ahead and call Gulliver impo­ don't write anything that between Gulliver and the for a research paper, but you about something that's in­ can use my rules to construct credibly boring, like "Four­ novels, fiction stories, movie teen Ways That Jonathan screenplays, papal bulls, and Swift is Similar to Charles complicated instruction Bronson." Not only is that a manuals printed mostly in dreadful topic, but it is one German and Chinese. I have that roughly six people faith that you will be able to would be interested in read­ write glowing prose with my ing. So what you have to do system. Soon after you finish is think of a "spicy" opening your first piece, you will feel line, such as "Gulliver stood a joy that is unmatched by at the threshold of the par­ any experience in the world. lor, surveying the damage Unless, of course, you get the he had done with his .24 chance to stomp on a king or Magnum, knowing that he some other kind of high rank­ was the only one that could ing official. That's a real kick save the town, even though too. Lost: Tbp Ten Reasons to Vote for J Crew Tart Barn Qeorge (Bnsfi

Jacket by the Features Staff 7) The economy is ac- less nights in fear of tually all Murphy nuclear war are over. If Found, Please Call 10) He’s way overdue Brown's fault. 3) At least his Vice to do something good 6) He’s got the hearing President can complete 1 -800-Fat-Chance for the country. impaired vote. a sentence. Has anyone else - a baseball cap 9) He’s got Quayle as 5) He's pro-life: After 2) No new taxes - just seen this flyer hang­ - a white hair his . . . never mind. all, he saved Saddam. lots of old ones. ing up all around cam­ scrunchie 8) He’s really in touch 4) Thanks to him, the 1) Dana Carvey looks pus? It (with the ex­ - a gray PC sweatshirt with our generation. days of sweaty sleep­ nothing like Clinton. ception of a slightly - a pair of brown different phone num­ bucks ber) has been spotted - a pair of baggy in Harkins, on the rolled-up jeans window at Aaron’s - a white Gap T-shirt and all over the walls - a Ralph Lauren ox­ of the mailroom. ford While everyone is - a leather braided frantically searching belt for that lost J Crew - an L.L. Bean back­ jacket, the Features pack staff would also like - a navy Champion to report a few lost sweatshirt items. Will you please - a pair of mesh PC keep an eye out for : shorts f ife The Cowl I \ Features 'I A Presidential Query by Brian Cappello 1) In your opinion, the most b) take the money and of ever making it back to b) the Admiral Features Editor______important issue in America alert the officials the Superbowl c) anyone but Dan Quayle With 250 billion people to today is: c) take the fam’ on a 8) In order to save the envi­ or the Admiral choose from, it's no surprise a) unemployment Caribbean cruise ronment, would you: 12 If a war broke out in the we have a hoop player of the b) health care 5) To comfort the homeless, a) increase environmental Middle-East, would you: caliber of Michael Jordan, a c) the Sports Illustrated would you: task forces a) take the time to think musician as talented as Billy Swimsuit Issue a) tell them you know b) increase environmental of peaceful solutions Joel (or Bob Dylan), a come­ 2) If you had an extra 60 mil­ nothing of their plight funding b) take a trip to meet dian as humorous as Dana lion dollars to appropriate, but wish to help c) quit smoking with foreign leaders Carvey, and a lacrosse player would you use it to: b) tell them that brighter 9) In order to get colleges more c) take in a round or as gifted as PC's own Robert a) rebuild the struggling times are surely ahead environmentally sound, two of golf "Money in the Bank" Murphy. job market c) tell them how you would you: 13) The biggest dilemma Yet for some reason, amidst b) rebuild the countries' almost lost your beach a) increase the number of facing teens today is: such vast numbers of literate roads and highways house in a bitter recycle bins on campus a) pregnancy/abortion English speaking residents, we c) rebuild your villa on divorce settlement b) increase environmental b) education cannot seem to find a truly the Virgin Islands 6) If a major crisis was unfold­ awareness on campus c) getting all their home­ exemplary presidential candi­ 3) If back in college you were ing, would you: c) increase use of kegs on work done before 90210 date. The present front-run­ offered drugs, would you: a) meet with your campus 14) The death penalty: ner, Bill Clinton, appears no a) fight peer pressure advisers to gain insight 10) To help out college stu­ a) should be used on all more trustworthy than a bank and just say "NO" b) meet with Congress to dents, would you: convicted murderers that doles out change in three b) say "yes" but secretly get their recommenda­ a) force Congress to b) should not be used at dollar bills. The second chal­ don't inhale tions appropriate more all lenger for the presidency, Ross c) say "yes" but only if c) meet your mistress for money for loans c) should be used on Perot, last ran for office in a there's enough for a drink b) force schools to lower Bob Saget of America's bid for the presidency of his everybody 7) A strong defense is the: tuition Funniest Home Videos senior class at the US Naval 4) If a private organization a) key to the country's c) force all boring teach­ 15) The ideal first lady: Academy (some thirty years offered you money to work in survival ers to resign a) never publicly embar­ 11) For Vice-president, would ago). He also has a vice-presi­ their best interests, would you: b) key to maintaining rasses you dent that couldn't run a yard a) take the money and our superpower status you select: b) never disagrees with sale never mind an entire coun­ give it to charity c) key to the Giants hopes a) Dan Quayle your decisions try. And finally, the incum­ c) never gets headaches bent George Bush, has fewer Bonus Brain Teaser accomplishments to brag 16) 12 plus 17 about over the last four years a) is 28 than the common goldfish. b) are 28 Reflecting on this situation c) equals 28 led me to ponder the question d) all of the above of just what can be done to e) none of the above elicit the Michael Jordan of There you have it! The re­ presidents into the limelight. sults of this questionnaire Following PC's anti-empathy should provide a clear indica­ theme, I decided that to merely tion as to the man (or woman?) ponder was not enough and best suited to screw up this that I must take action. Thus, country. Of course, if that I've devised the following doesn't work, I hear Larry Bird questionnaire to be adminis­ is looking for work. tered to all eligible candidates across the nation.

SEXUAL ASSUALT, POLICE, The Art of Skipping & LEGAL ADVOCACY

by Noelle Cusack you have a paper due at 1030 hot water and I smell like Asst. Features Editor on a Friday. Of course you ElmhursF' days, "This week "Smith ... Turner ... have the rough draft finished marks the one year anniver­ HOW ’’RAPE CRISIS’ Walsh ... Walsh ... Walsh? by Tuesday night, right? The sary of when my wisdom teeth AND THE PROVIDENCE Where the heck is Walsh? problem is that your draft copy got extracted" vacations, and What is he doing, pitching in gives you a sense of over-con­ my personal favorite, "Why POLICE ASSIST VICTIMS the Series?" fidence which causes you to should I go to my 8:30 when I If this conversation procrastinate and once you get can borrow someone's notes OF SEXUAL ASSUALT sounds familiar, that7s a good around to writing the paper, from it?" days. sign - it means you've actually it's 3a.m. Don't worry, lthap- Finally, skipping been to class to hear the roll. If pens to the best. classes costs money - $65 for The second reason to regular classes and $97 for you don't know what roll call PANEL PRESENTERS: sounds like, read on. This ar­ skip is the attendance factor. marathons. I think in the first month of classes, my friends ticle is not supposed to be read If the teacher doesn't take at­ ha ve missed enough classes to by anyone who has never tendance and you do your Detective Donna Carroll, cover the national debt. The skipped adass (even Civ). The readings, this become a defi­ Providence Police, Interpersonal Crimes point? All of you can keep nite reason for skipping. Let personal record for an indi­ reading. me tell you something - no vidual, however, belongs to a Unit Midterm is upon us. matter how much you try to girl who took two full weeks This week marked the "hell convince yourself that your off simply because she was in Judy Zinzel, week" for most students here. teachers won't realize you're a really great mood. Well, there goes over $1800. I think Director of Advocacy Services, R.I. This was the week when you not there - they will. Regular ifher parents ever knew they'd have 3 exams, 2 papers, and a teachers are usually the ones Rape Crisis Center quiz. For some, it's worse than who call roll, and Dominicans find something to ruin her finals. For others, it's the first never forget Dominicans also good mood with - don't you Jacqueline K. MacKay time that they feel guilty rarely cancel classes. Keep that think? So, think about this enough, and scared for that in mind when you register for Panel Moderator matter, to go to class. They your spring classes. the next time you feel like skip­ feel that if the teachers don't The final rationale is a ping a class. Save your per­ Date: Monday, Oct 26 take attendance, why go? My personal holiday. IF s a known sonal holidays for days dur- question for you delinquents tact that you can make it ingJRW,oraround your birth­ (I never skip) is: Why do you through a class you're unpre­ day, or for the "Red Flannel Time: 6:30 pm skip? I have a few theories pared for, and you can also Festival" which will be held in about skipping classes that I attend a "no-attendanc?" class. Cedar Springs, Maryland on Place: ’64 Hall November 7. But for now, be wish to share with you. However, personal holidays The most basic reason are mandatory skips. Some of like Mr. Walsh and go back to Come and learn about these Important Community the official personal holidays class once the World Series is to skip is if you haven't done Resources. Follow-Up workshops will be announced the work. For instance, say at PC are "We don't have any over. f October 22,1992 Features------Laximum Security don't know that because I'm office has been permanently naturally incompetent. Sec­ abandoned by its employees, by Kristen Gariepy we can all feel safe on this Features Staff Writer ond, it doesn't matter anyway because nobody answers. At campus. Let's get back to the security-bashing. These I'm one of those neurotic this point, I feel really safe on people who is always con­ the Providence College cam­ people have serious attitude problems. I think they're on cerned about safety. Ask pus. Nobody is answering personal power trips and en­ anyone who knows me well. what I think is the Security joy feeling like they nave some I drive 10 miles below the Office. They're probably con­ sort of control over the stu­ speed limit, eat only organic gregating at the new Dunkin dents. I can't even tell you how fruits and vegetables, and Donuts being built in Chad many times I've lied through efrain from using aerosol Brown. Will The Big One ar­ my teeth and parked in Slavin sprays. I firmly believe in rive? for the day. And they know recycling, sending money to When nobody answers at I'm lying, too. I guess they re­ the starving in Africa, and x2222,1 finally decide to look alize who's paying $18,000 a use the buddy system when up the number. Turns out, year to come to PC and they I venture to die family out­ x2222 is PC Emergency. OK, know I'm going to park where house. It's a swell life. fine. I like this. 1 instantly I want to park. Chances are, I'll live to be knew that this week's article The security Explorers 103 years old and never be was going to be about the C I ass seem a little extravagant, don't attacked or injured. The pre­ huge staff of workers avail­ able in case of an emergency. they? I mean, if s not like the ing in classes for an extra year cious time I devote to the by Beth Brezinski can force someone's life to be American Association for How pathetic is it that nobody officers have to make long­ distance journeys across cam­ Contributing Writer ruined, I think the administra­ Safety Addicts will go down answers the PC 911? What if someone develops convul­ pus. These trucks are nicer tion will probably make all hell in the record books under Have you ever had one of classes mandatory. Well, ac­ Pathetically Cautious'. Yes, sions after eatingin Raymond? than my parents cars (and newer, too). It's probably be­ those classes that you swear tually, I shouldn't say that I'm a fanatic about safety. What if you fall and break cause nobody at PC is paying was intended to ruin one's life they'll probably just automati­ I'm joking, too. In real­ your leg because the elevators for my education (does any­ both socially and academi­ cally make this a five-year in­ ity, I could care less about in McVinney are broken one get financial aid?) I love cally? I'm talking about a stitution. my safety than I could about again? I feel really safe know­ the new PC Shuttle. Finally, a course that should be de­ Anyway, back to the Bush's campaign platform. ing that there's nobody around warm ride to Louie's. All you scribed as for those students classes themselves. These But a couple of nights ago, I in case of an emergency. If 1 had a sudden urge to have to do is call the security only who a) do not wish to be courses are the ones you sign began to have second socially integrated in any way, up for unknowingly thinking thoughts (about being cau­ call the Biblical Studies office, office and request a luxurious I'll guarantee you that some­ ride. Remember, the number shape or form outside of class, that they "shouldn't be that tious, not Bush). b) wish to fail all other courses bad." They aren'tdescribed as Here's the situation: I one answers. Try it - the num­ is x2391, not x2222. Alright. So if you're ever in as a result of having to spend being instructed by Satan or had to call PC Security for ber is x2127. In desperate need need of immediate help or so much time solely on this Beelzebub, and they don't say some pitiful reason. Don't of a DWC chat? Call anytime - have an emergency, don't call particular one and, c) because that you might as well forget ask why, I couldn't even tell x2231. The Civ professors are x2222. It was only established of (b) will be forced to follow a about having a life once you you anymore. So I dialed almost definitely comparing notes on 17th century France. to put your parents at ease five-year plan. are enrolled in them. I know I 2222. For those of you who I think there is a con­ may sound bitter, but that's have engaged in midnight Yet, nobody's around to ac­ and make them think that cept your frantic emergency you're being taken care of. If spiracy here at PC, because if only because I am. This is chats with these men in you have to follow a five-year what a course from hell does black, you know the real # i s call. you try 911, yoq'll probably have to wait awhile (lots of undergrad plan, that means to you: it makes you anal re­ 2391. So, first of all, I'm call­ OK, so now that we've problems in these inner cities) an extra $20,000 a year per tentive beyond belief (just ask ing the wrong number. But I learned that the emergency but someone will save you student for the administration my roommates), you are con­ eventually. Finally, remember to either a) install new mov­ stantly stressed and therefore who is boss on this campus ing bookcases in the library, will probably get an ulcer, you FALL :hns§t when it comes to parking. The b) give more Christmas pre­ can't remember your best security officers are invaluable sents to the athletic teams, or friend's name or what they GIFIFIEM when in comes to keeping us c) put cool 70's flooring (like look like (God, do 1 even have safe, but their obsession with the one in Slavin Mini Mall) in a best friend anymore?) and carson upper campus is fright­ all the dorms! the last conversation you had JOIN YOUR PEERS ening. I wonder if they're I realize these ideas are all was with your parents who IN EXCITING captivated by Quayle, too? very useful and practical, but are worried that you are wast­ EVENTS PI Scares the hell out of me. when you consider that stay­ ing their $20,000 on useless partying. (WhatinGod'sname FOR THE FAT T ! is partying, anyway). The library will soon be­ come your new home and the workers will start to recognize You are invited to attend you by the same outfit - your studying clothes - that you Ecumenical Faith-Sharing Groups: wear every day except Sun­ A MULTICULTURAL EVENING day when they're being Mon. 7:00-8:00, Raymond Lounge washed. All you do is read Tues. 3:30-4:30,213 Slavin and write for these classes be­ Celebrating 75 Years sponsored by Of Values That Endure. cause you forget what they are! Confirmation and First Eucharist Classes If you think that you may Mon. 7:00-8:00,213 Slavin be enrolled in a class from hell, The Italian Club & International Students then you probably are. Sur­ Fall Semester Retreat Weekend prisingly, there are a few good Nov. 20-22 in Riverside On Tuesday October 27 points to keep in mind. 1) You Info in 211 Slavin will lose weight because ev­ at 7:30 p.m. eryone knows that studying Brown Bag Noontime Mini-Retreats comes before eating, drinking, Info in 211 Slavin Aquinas Lounge sleeping, breathing, and func­ tioning as a normal human being in general. 2) You save MASSES money because you have no Mom-Fri. 9:35,10:35,11:35,4:30 social life to spend it on. 3) Sat 6:00 pm Your friends stop nagging you Sun. 9:00, 11:30,4:30,6:00,7:00,10:30 A Slide Presentation to go to Brad's or Louie's with by them - (you know how annoy­ Confession: Wed. 7:00-7:30; 10:30-11:00 pm Dr. Giacomo Striuli ing that is). 4) You receive a reserved space in the library (Before or after masses as well) because you are there from open 'til close every day. 5) The evening will include useful information about Assuming that you take part Fr. Reid, Sr. Annette, and Fr. Francis are travel, work, and study abroad. in the five-year plan, you will always available to you. Please stop by be helping to enhance the Campus Ministery in Slavin and let us beauty of our school's build­ know how we might be of assistance! All are invited. Refreshments. ings and be assured that the Phone:865-2216 athletic teams will get their Jeep Cherokees, or was it home entertainment systems, or was it...? f 11 - s : • ?’ (October 22,M92 ' . \

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Stephen Sullivan (Towson, MD) Lynne Campbell (Acton, MA) PRIZES INCLUDE: Converse Sneakers, The junior tennis satndout won both his The senior captain of the field hockey basketball I trips, pizza, etc. #3 singles and #2 doubles matches at the team scored PC’s overtime goal in a 3-2 Rutgers Invitational Tournment. He victory over Harvard and set up the captured the Flight B singles title, 6-3, 6- game winner in a 2-1 defeat over 2. With teammate Rich Wager, he cap­ Drexel. She is currently second in tured the Flight B doubles title in an eight scoring with 3 goals and 5 assists. game pro set, 9-8. Sullivan is now setting More importantly, PC atoned for last SIGN UP his sights on the Rolex Invitationals, an year's loss to Harvard, which kept NCAA Tournament qualifier. them out of the NCAA's. IN THE IAS OFFICE A PROVIDENCE Midnight Madness Agenda FRIARS Hot Shot Contest. Each com­ surrounding streets. Prize: Compiled by the IAB petitor gets one minute to hit and T-shirts will be awarded Staff as many baskets as possible Sign up for all four of thest from five designated spots on events in the IAB office by 4:0( Midnight Madness is com­ the floor. This will be run the Monday afternoon. w ing! Starting next week IAB same way as the 3-on-3 tour­ In other IAB news, a couple Go Friars! will be sponsoring three tour­ nament. This contest is open of sports will be soon starting naments in conjunction with to both men ad women. Next week, Ultimate Frisbee Midnight Madness. The third and final one is will start with Team Jello a: MULLAHY: contin­ The first will be a 3-on-3 the Slam Dunk Contest. This the favorite. It is rumored tournament for men and will take place in Alumni on however, that captain Mike ued from p. 21 women. The preliminary the night of the 31st. Anyone Tugman is having nightmare: rounds will take place all next who thinks they can fly is eli­ about a team who wishes to week in Peterson. The semi­ gible. remain nameless. Touch M) finals ad finals will be played The winners and runners Discus and Shark Attack alsc in Alumni Hall on the night of up of each of these tourna­ figure to be tough. Midnight Madness (Oct 31). ments will receive prizes con­ Other sports starting sooi The team of Mike Shannon, sisting of trips to different Friar are ice hockey, wiffleball anc Brian Thimme and Pete away games. 3-on-3 basketball for men anc Werner are the favorites for IAB will also be sponsoring women. So come down to the the men. Last year's female a road race on Saturday, Oct. IAB office in lower Peterson winners graduated, therefore 31 at 11:00 a.m. The course is grab a roster and have some the title is up for grabs. just under three miles and will fun. The second tournament is a take place on campus and the ______/ ------1 IABers Battle Midterms, Mud And Mother Nature

Compiled by the IAB Toolboxes will finally get a captain Alison McGrath, Staff______challenge tonight when they played well. Barbara's Worst Nightmaredestroyed the Elite "If I can't see a bright future [in hockey], I will go In flag football this week, play the Breast-Feeding back to school." Commissioner Joe Platania Waterlillies. Eleven , while teammate Deidre Knowles, currently on was put to the test. Between Last Thursday and Friday injured reserve, watched from one year," said Mullahy. "I'm Mother Nature's rain and ev­ saw some hard-hitting action the sidelines. a resist. If I can't see a bright erybody having midterms, no in the women's and freshmen sibility." leagues. Arch Rivals, featur­ In the freshmen league, Brad has always kept his future, and I don't get the one could play at their sched­ breaks, I will go back to school. ing Sir Mix-A-Lot's favorite Dangling Manhood increased hockey future—and the pos­ uled times. Joe juggled many their winning streak to 2-0 by You need something to fall football player, AnneMarie sibility that, one day, it will be games and everything worked defeating Big Load. The Fly­ back on when hockey is done out well. (Got Back) Renga, ran their time to hang up the skates—in record to 5-0 with the opposi­ ers are still the team to beat, proper light. By January, he with." The Flesh Flutes continue to But for the man who has tion not showing up. Andrea led by Jack Casmiro. They r will have fulfilled his require­ dominate the men's division. trounced the C-men, 31-8. been through more ups and Mahoney then led the team ments for graduation. He will Tuesday night, they beat VTE In tennis, as soon as the team downs than a mountain range, convincingly after a close first through what she termed a begin taking graduate level of Paul Pazutti/Jen Bush and hockey is far from over. It's half. Monday, the weather "light workout", running 10 classes in the second semester Jim Kelly/Christy Sheriden his senior year, and there's canceled the highly antici­ miles with weights strapped in the hope of someday ob­ around their ankles, yelling, get their act together, we will plenty left to prove to a doubt­ pated match between top taining an MBA. know who the "A" champi­ teams, The Youngsters and "We love Arch." Tackling "I figure I'll give pro hockey ing coach. ons are. CHelp Me Rhonda: The 5-0 Toonces, led by sophomore Sports 31 Shots To The Heart MULLAHY: continued from p. 23 Lady Friars Fall To Nationally-Ranked UHartford

the best team that we have be a good match. " by Jim Heffley faced this season." Are the Lady Friars appre­ Sports Writer The Lady Friars hit the road hensive about taking on Notre Dame, ranked #15 in the na­ The PC Lady Friars soccer (actually the air) this weekend team (9-6 on the season) had as they travel westward to tion? "Notre Dame is really their hands full last Saturday South Bend, Indiana. They good and has some big name recruits," says Crepeau. "The as they traveled to the state will face Butler University on team is really excited about capital of Connecticut to face a Friday and Notre Dame on making this trip and that tough, revenge minded, Uni­ Sunday. This is the first time should get us up for the game." versity of Hartford. Hartford, the Lady Friars have faced Butler. The Lady Friars return who are nationally ranked, home on October 28 to face were upset by the Lady Friars "I do not know what to ex­ last season and were intent on pect from this game," added Harvard and will then travel up north on October 31 to close not losing to them two years Crepeau. "Butler has put a lot out the season at the Univer­ in a row. Hartford defeated of money into their program and have been strong over the the Lady Friars 2-1. sity of Vermont. "Hartford is having a great pastcoupleof years. Itshould season," said Head Coach Nicole Crepeau. "They came Friar fans should see plenty of Mullahy between the out tough from the very be­ pipes this season. ginning and our team was Recently, Mullahy returned MA. "I had a feeling that it overwhelmed." The Hartford to his apartment to find a mes­ was Mike because he always players peppered goalies Jen sage that something bad had lived life on the edge. Things Meade and Steph Granai with occurred at home. That some­ like this put hockey into per­ a total of 31 shots, two of which thing was the death of his best spective. I'm fighting for a job went in. The Lady Friars man­ friend from home from inju­ out here, but that doesn't re- aged 14 shots on the Hartford ries received in a car accident; allymatter in the larger scheme goal but only a Kerry Lyons it was the sixth friend Mullahy of things." shot with :03 seconds remain­ has buried since coming to "Most of my friends from ing in the game found its way school in 1989. home stayed home. I left them into the net. "When I got home, I found to go to college. I wish I had "We have a young team," the message that 'You know been there to pull Mike out of continued Crepeau. "Wecame what had happened again,"' trouble. I feel some responsi out tentative and played a very recalled Mullahy, who nas re­ defensive game. All and all mained especially tight with MULLAHY: we had a good effort but Hart­ his friends from North Easton, ford was too strong. They are StarterMargaret Mirecki will lead the Lady Friars coninued on p.20 against Butler and Notre Dame. r Cross Country Volleyball On The Edge Of Excellence Lady Friars Head Harriers Prep for Big East’s West Villanova. Coach Ray Treacy Competing against the likes of nationally ranked #1 by Julie Carroll has the utmost of faith in that Lose to Seton Hall To Fall To 4-1 In BE Assistant Sports Editor his men will defend their Big Villanova and #4 Georgetown, East title. He even believes Treacy hopes his women (#14 What could prove to be a that his men will individually ranked) will place at least day that goes down in the place in the top three. He is third. Villanova, and Syracuse and records for the men's cross looking to sophomore sensa­ This weekend is very im­ by Rusty Newell these games could decide who country team, may not be so tion Mark Carroll, junior portant because it has great Sports Writer is the number one seed for the kind and as rewarding of a standout Mark Burdis, and bearing on national ranking. Big East Tournament. meet for the women's team. senior veteran Chris Tiegs to For the PC men there are only Providence women's vol­ Coach Bagge stated that The PC men's and women's dominate. three teams nationally ranked leyball travel to the west coast aside from this game he is cross country teams will be For the women's team this ahead of them. Although the this week to face the toughest happy with the overall sea­ competing this weekend in the race will serve hopefully as a women are ranked #14 this competitionofthisseason. The son. "We are a young team. Big East Crosscountry Cham­ coming together meet. "This meet could open new doors Lady Friars were on a roll un­ One game we play great and pionship at Franklin Park, Bos­ season has not gone as ex­ and shine a ray of hope their til they lost to Seton Hall this the next game we seem to be ton. pected so far," commented way. The NCAA's are only week. They will have to pick missing." He attributes this to For the nationally Treacy. He had hoped earlier weeks away but for the men's up the level of play if they mental mistakes and hopes the ranked#4 PC men this meet in the season that at this point and women's cross country hope to compete against the continued experience will help will decide if they remain de­ in time they would be at their teams it probably seems only California Redwoods. eliminate these lapses. fending Big East champs for peak. Ray isdisappointed that days, for many obstacles have Last week PC played two The trip to California will the tenth consecutive time. the women have notbeen run­ yet to be overcome. Big East matches against be a rude awakening to the The only challenge for the men ning well but is confident they Good Luck on Saturday UCONN and Seton Hall. The Lady Friars if they are not yseems to come from #5 ranked^ have yet to show off their stuff. PC! Lady Friars thrashed the Hus­ mentally prepared. PC faces kies in three games, 15-3,15-8, Loyola Marymount, Califor­ 15-11, to improve their Big East nia-Irvine, and the number record to 4-0. They then faded three teaminthecountry, Long EMERALD SQUARE MALL SHUTTLES and sunk when they faced the Beach St. Coach Bagge viewed Pirates. Coach Bagge ex­ video tapes of thelatter and pressed disappointment at the declares, "They are BIG!" He outcome of the Hall game. also states, 'The talk around Saturdays October 17,24,31 "The nicest way I can put it is the Big East is that we are one we weren't ready to play vol­ of the favorites to win the Big leyball. I was quite disap­ East. We have to go out every 6p.m. - return 8:30p.m. pointed because we were on a game as if it is the champion roll; we trounced BC and ship." UCONN." Currently the Friars as a 7p.m. - return 9:30p.m. Providence did noth­ team are ranked 18 th in the ing right in the match, losing country in hitting, with a .265 Pick ups & Drop offs in 10-15,11-15,13-15. "There is average. This is the first na LotD not an area that we played tional ranking PC Volleyball well in, "Baggecontinued. "If has ever had. Individually, we won atSeton Hall, it would Missy Dawson is eighth in the Sponsored by Student Services have helped because our last nation in digs. three games are at home against Georgetown, TheCowl22 Sports October 1992

Overtime Heaven for Lady Friar Eleven Field Hockey Takes Two in Sudden Death Overtime two, with only twenty seconds only manage one goal in regu­ In the biggest game of the The Lady Friars leave this by Mike Randolph left in regulation. With time lation by sophomore Kim weekend, the 9th ranked Ter­ weekend for a road trip to up­ Sports Writer winding down in the firstover­ Robbins, early in the first half. riers from Boston University state New York to play Syra­ time period, senior Lynne Drexel returned the favor late traveled south to play the 11th cuse and then Colgate, but will The Lady Friars field Campbell dropped one in to in the second half to send the ranked Lady Friars in a game return home for a game next hockey team was busy last send Harvard packing. Gina game into, you guessed it, that is certain to have post­ Wednesday to host Springfield weekend, hosting three games Martinello was, once again, overtime. This contest took season implications. The solo College at 3:30. Please come at Hendricken Field and win­ outstanding in net, stopping a two overtime periods to de­ score of the game came early out and support your Lady ning two of them. The first total of fifteen shots, includ­ cide and Providence cameout in the first half when BU scored Friars. victim to fall to the mighty ing five in overtime, whereyou on top when freshman on a less than impressive FRIAR FACTS: The Lady black and white were the don't get a second chance to Merideth Zeno wich scored the bleeder that eluded goal­ Friarsare8-3 in one goal games Harvard Intellectuals (not tie it up. game winner. The Lady Fri­ keeper Gina Martinello. Later, this year. No team has scored their real mascot) in a 3-2 over­ Next up for the Lady Friars ars have fared well in over­ both PC and BU had opportu­ more than two goals against time win. was the team from Drexel Uni­ time games this season. Four nities to score but neither team PC in any contest so far. The Stifling defense in the first versity on Sunday morning. of their last seven games have could capitalize against stone­ Lady Friars are scoring an av­ half saw the score knotted at Providence peppered the gone into OT and they have an wall defense. The Lady Friars erage of 2.13 gpg and have zero at the intermission and Drexel goalie with over forty overtime record of 3-1-1 for had to swallow a gut-wrench­ given up only 1.13 gpg this both teams came out gunning shots for the game, but could the season. ing 1-0 loss. in the second half. Senior year. Kristen Mannheim broke the tie midway through the sec­ ond half with a blast on a cor­ Strong Finish To Successful Tennis Campaign ner shot. Harvard scored the next two goals and seemed to Women Take New England Championships; Sullivan a Double Winner have the game wrapped up Jason Harkins of Rutgers (6-1, Hampton in the first round, Friars cleaned house. Kristen until sophomore standout by Matt Mlodzinski 7-6) and Mike Reid of Central while Wager was defeated by Brooks defeated Ellen Barrett Cathy Guden tied the score at Sports Writer Connecticut (6-3, 7-5), before Adam Rosow (7-6, 7-5). of Connecticut (6-4,6-1) to take defeating Johan Wachtmeister The team received a bit of a the Flight #1 championship. Well, the final weekend of of Hampton Institute (6-3, 6- surprise, before the tourna­ Stepping up to #2 in place of Vector Marketing the fall season has just passed 2). He didn't stop there as he ment, as senior Diego Ante Dullea, Doryan Hughes beat Corporation for the PC men's and women's then teamed up with Rich left the team for personal rea­ Katie Fuller of UConn 6-4,6-3, Part-time Starting tennis teams, and the results Wager to take the Flight B sons. This was a disappoint­ while #3 Hilary Debbs were encouraging. On the doubles championship. With ment to the team and coaches, knocked off Sarah McShane of pay$8.50--10-20 men's side we saw brilliant this dynamic performance, but the continued strong play Hartford (6-4, 6-1). Playing hours weely, man­ individual performances by Sullivan has a chance to be of freshmen Chris Nowak and Flight #4, Danielle Lenois fin­ agement possibility Steve Sullivan and Brian invited to the ITCA Champi­ Paul Gagliardi, along with the ished off a PC championship Cebuhar. On the women's onship qualifier in two weeks. emergence of Cebuhar as a sweep of singles by beating side, we saw an already hot Coach LaBranche described force, give LaBranche a strong Tara Pepin of Vermont (6-2,6- Call 946-0150 team continue to rip through Sullivan's effort as "a real tes­ youth movement. LaBranche 3). the competition. The results tament to Sullys talent and believes that, "the fall pro­ In doubles, Laura Tozza will speak for themselves. ability." Should Sullivan be vided great experience for all and a rejuvenated Kathy Sullivan caught fire in the invited to the ITCA's, he the freshmen." Jimmy Ogden Meeker took 1 st place in Flight lutgers Invitational, as he would join Tom Noud, who showed some strong backbone #1 doubles, defeating Amy En­ GREEKS & CLVRS jteamrolled the competition, has already been given an in­ by stepping into the #2 spot glish and Becky Sohn of Ver­ RAISE A COOL le won the championship in vite to play in singles. and performing very well. mont (6-2,6-7,6-3). The Flight $1,900*00 light B singles by defeating Another wonderful and LaBranche has hopes that all 2 combo of Karen Reedy and IN JUST ONE WEEK; surpassing effort came from of the freshmen will continue Gretchen Marquard came into CRUISE JOBS the freshman Cebuhar. Play­ to make strong contributions the tournament fairly inexpe­ PLUS $1000 FOR THE Students Needed! ing in his first varsity competi­ in the spring season and he rienced, but came away with a MEMBER WHO CALLS: Earn $2,000+/month working for cruise tion, Cebuhar defeated Simon believes that they will be a fine second place finish. ships or tour companies. Holiday, Sum­ A»d » FREE HEADPHONE mer, and Full-Timeemployment available. Peppite of Bloomsburg (6-0,6- huge help. This weekend showed us 2) and Paul Campo of Rutgers RADIO just ifef i -80O For your ’92/*93 employment program call; The women's team did not the overall depth of this team. Cruise Employment Services (6-4, 7-5), in the first two disappoint by winning the Marquard ran her record up F32TEM E'C- (206) 634-0468 Ext C 5057 rounds. His run ended just New England Champion­ to 7-0 in singles, while Lenois short of a Flight D champion­ ships, even without #2 player upped her record to 13-4. ship as Bill Dunston of Hamp­ Jen Dullea, who was nursing Meeker made a strong return ton knocked off Cebuhar 6-2, an injury. After warming up to the line-up, as both her and 6-3. Still, Cebuhar deserves with an 8-1 dual match victory Karen Reedy made strong CLASSEOED) many kudos for his impres­ over Vermont on Friday, the doubles contributions. Every­ sive effort in his varsity debut. girls rolled into the competi­ one has a role on this team, FREE SPRING BREAK VAOTON All other players came up tion and did not lose a match and it is very impressive to 1-1 in singles play. Jimmy on the first day. This unde­ watch each player make her Organize a group, earn Ogden and Rich Wager both feated afternoon took all the own contribution to the team's Commissions & Free Trips! fell to the eventual champions singles and doubles combos success. Hopefully, this suc­ in their respective flights. into the championship rounds cess will continue for a long Call: 800-826-9100 Ogden fell to Billy Ball of on Sunday , where the Lady time to come.

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A veteran leader now, but Brad Mullahy’s still battling for job security.... Something To Prove

missed the first six games of Mullahy's. With the depar the season with a sprained left ture of Heinke, Coach Mik< knee, but returned to place McShane was forced to recrui among the Top 5 goaltenders a goaltender, and he obtainec Rare is the occasion when a in Hockey East in GAA. Bob Bell, a British Columbiar goal tender getsa unobstructed But Heinke, who Mullahy who will be the Friars' goali( view of the blistering shot he describes as the best of the future, to back uj is expected to repel. And never goaltender he ever played with Mullahy. has the view to PC's starting or saw, has transferred to "Brad works very hard a goaltending position been a UNH, so the job appears what he does," said McShane clear sight for Brad Mullahy. Mullahy's for the taking. "He's a fierce competitor whc As a freshman, Mullahy "Like in high school, your takes pride in his work. Hi: enjoyed a bird's eye view of senior year is the most impor­ conditioning is excellent, anc the action from his perch at tant," said Mullahy, a first he had developed undei the end of the Friar bench, round draft pick of the [goalie coach] Ross Brooks." while seniors Matt Merten and Winnepeg Jets in the 1991 Much of the developmen Mark Romaine split duties Supplemental Draft. "Profes­ of Mullahy, an aggressive between the pipes. The fol­ sional scouts are most con­ oaltender who uses his re lowing season, the Friars re­ cerned with your performance exes to cutoff scoring angles cruited one of the most sought- in your senior year. In my can be attributed to his unwa after and talented goaltenders case, I have to show consis­ vering focus, a focus that has in the country, Mike Heinke. tency. [Former UNH goalie] been challenged and strength Heinke began the season as Jeff Levy left because he dis­ ened by personal adversity the Friars' startinggoaltender, played his consistency over his The personal setbacks of no but when he faltered or needed two years. Consistency and starting pale in comparison tc rest, Mullahy quietly put to- durability gives you bargain­ what he has dealt with off the ether a 14-5-1 record and a ing power." ice. .10 GAA, the third lowest in So, after three years of play­ MULLAHY: PC history. ing second fiddle to another, continued on p. 21 The following fall, Mullahy the starting job is finally ______y

son." She credits the team in seemed thateverything didn't Lynne Campbell figured by Ted Hazard helping her and the other click for us,"said Campbell. Sports Interviewer on two game winners last freshman to adjust to college "But, the highlight was win­ With 3:49 left overtime, life and college field hockey. ning the Big East tournament week as she continues to .ynne Campbell netted her "The adjustment was easy be­ when everyone thought we be.... irst goal of the game and third cause the team is so close. The didn't have a chance. Tnat win )f the year to lead the Lady coach is also easy to talk to carried into this season for •War field hockey team past a when you have a problem." me. As a team we never look ough Harvard squad. The In her first year on the back. We are always looking In The Clutch _ady Friars are looking to win squad the right winger con­ forward to get better." heir third Big East Champi- tributed four goals and four The 1992 season is >nship in four years and with assists in helping the team win once again a positive experi­ :lutch performances from jun- the Big East tournament and ence for Lynne and the team. or Cathy Guden, who tied the to finish the season ranked #6 With two overtime victories >ame with twenty seconds left nationally. last weekend over Harvard n regulation, and from co- In 1990, Lynne's and Drexel, the Lady Friars ;aptain Lynne Campbell, the sophomore season began with are well on their way to an­ ortunes of the 1992 field a bang. PC beat the defending other great season. With an rockey team look to be posi- national champions North 11-2-1 record and a team Carolina 4-2 in their first game loaded with talent and confi­ Being part of the field r6f the season. " That was a big dence, the Lady Friars look to hockey team has always been step and we played an excel­ challenge for the Big East title a positive experience for lent game. That game defi­ and a NCAA bid once again. If Lynne. As a high school ath­ nitely motivated us and these goals are to be reached, lete Lynne excelled at field proved that we were a strong co-captain Lynne Campbell hockey and was named to the team with much potential , will have to play a major role. Boston Globe All-Star team in with a lot to look forward to "We have a large group of se­ both her junior and senior year. and build." Campbell finished niors this year and we all play Recognized as one of the fin- the year as a strong forward, an important role in provid­ estfield hockey players in MA., contributing excellent play ing leadership." Lynne had many options open and blazing speed to the front "My job is to try to provide in her choice of colleges. PC line. The team wasimpressi ve, motivation and to keep the en­ coach Jackie Barto saw Lynne finishing ninth in the country ergy level up on the field," play and invited her to join the and finishing second in the explained Campbell. "With field hockey team at PC. So in Big East. After finishing in the the way we are playing now, I 1989, Lynne made the drive top ten nationally in both of think our chances are great to from Acton to Providence to her years as a Lady Friar, reach our team goals of win­ continue her playing career. Lynne reflects on what it ning the Big East and earning For Lynne, freshman means to be on a good team. an NCAA bid. A lot of the year was a learning and ad­ "Being on a good team helps players know what it is like to justment period. "It is a big you to enjoy playing the game. win and all the seniors want to change moving up from high I'm really glad to be part of the end their career on an upbeat school to college," said team's success and I don't note." Campbell. "The teams are want us to slip down and lose The 1992 field hockey tough and the level of com­ our good fortune. Everyone team has all the right parts to passion is consistently high on the team wants to win and build another great season and compared to high school." that is why we work hard and finish the year in the top ten Lynne knew that the level of everyone contributes." nationally. The greatest play was going to be higher 1991 saw the Lady strength of this team is the before she set foot on the field Friars slip a little as the team strong bond between all of the and she prepared herself. "I finished 12-8-1, compared to players and with the coach. was nervous (beginning fresh­ having 21 wins in 1989 and 18 As a senior co-captain, Lynne Lynne Campbell has battled her way to three goals and man year), but I did a lot of wins in 1990. Lynne learned a Campbell is an important and five assists, which is second on the Lady Friars'scoring hard work during the sum­ lot from last season. "The posi five leader on a very good games were a lot closer and it field hockey team. list. mer to prepare for pre-sea­ The Cowl 24 Sports__ October 22,1992 The Hex Finally Ends Friars End Eight-Year Drought Against The Eagles "Pressure, pressure, pres­ BC took advantage and at the consecutive Big East losses had Bill Green's encouragements by Steve McCorry sure!" Those words echoed 23 minute mark, an Eagle left PC 1-4 in the standings. from the sidelines, "You guys Assistant Sports Editor across Glay Field from PC's headed one in to tie the con­ They wanted more and de­ have worked too hard!" The bench all afternoon long. The test at one apiece. served better. This was best wait is over. The Friars did it. Remember the coach when Friars responded with a solid Here we go again was writ­ described by Assistant Coach you were little who kept say­ shot on goal within the first ten on the faces of those in ing "C'mon, don't worry about two minutes of play. Both attendance. It seems like ev­ it, you played hard!" Yeah teams displayed some nifty ery team can hold a lead ex­ well, to all of those content, passing skills in front of their cept for you know who. prematurely satisfied skippers respective goals but it wasn't "We played well at St. around the world, listen up. until Matt Baldwin took mat­ John's," explained Doyle. "I The most famous sports slo­ ters into his own hands that think the players feel cheated gan known to mankind is not the scoreboard lit up. Off a because we had them 1-0, and Just Try It. Nothing replaces throw-in by Keith Donohue, they scored two quick ones." the sweet feeling of victory and Baldwin dribbled free and Didn't someone once say until yesterday the Friars had fired it into the upper left hand that we study history so as not not come out on top since Sep­ corner from 25 feet out. For to repeat mistakes? The head tember. the remaining 15 minutes in nodders were answered with The situation was a perfect the half, the Friars held on be­ 14:35 remaining. Three Friars one for PC to end a string of cause of tight defense. Junior charged down the field on a five consecutive games with­ Sean McDermott has appar­ breakaway and Sean Clark out a win. Rival Boston Col­ ently turned every tackle he dished the ball to Jeff Scott for lege was in town and the encounters into a life and death the goal. Thecrowd and bench Eagles have not lost to Provi­ situation. He attacks and erupted with applause. dence since 1984. What ap­ keeps attacking, while turn­ Smiles, high fives, and pats on pears to be a lop sided affair in ing the action ofheading a ball the back abounded. Yes, for a recent years is just that—an into an art form. McDermott brief moment it was actually appearance. For there have was pivotal in Providence's loud at Glay Field. been five ties between them, ability to keep it 1-0 at the half. And when the buzzer and in the words of Coach Coach Doyle was "mysti­ sounded and the scoreboard Doyle, "IPs always a hard fied" by his club's play in the read Providence 2 and Boston fought game, a little more than second half. "We lost the College 1, a sense of relief Junior Sean Clark set up Jeff Scott for the winning a soccer game." middle of the field," he said. swept over the Friars. Three goal for the Friars. The Icemen Cometh Friars Face Tough Road Test In Weekend Tilt With Maine

be offset by junior All-Ameri­ Award winner Scott Pellerin, and British Columbia's Paul tough this year. Wehavemany by Rusty Newell can candidate Chris Therien, and three time All-American Kariya, is the best in the coun­ young players but we have Sports Writer who amassed 16 goals and 25 Jean-Yves Roy. Senior Jim try. experience also. We have a assists for 41 points last sea­ Montgomery, Maine's leading Although the Friars begin good blend and the freshmen The Friars head to Black son, senior Todd Huyber, and scorer last year (21-44-65) will the season with two road are all playing and doing a Bear Country this weekend to junior Ian Paskowskj. carry much of their scoring games against one of the good job/ The Friars are grapple with the Albany Times The Friars are experienced burden. nation's top teams, Coach ranked 10th in the nation in preseason number one team, offensively and expect scor­ Their defense, however, McShane is not that worried. the Albany Times and have the University of Maine. PC ing and leadership from co­ returns in tact. In addition "Wehave tobeconcemed with been picked by Hockey East heads north for games Friday captains Bob Cowanand Mark goalies Mike Dunham, a ourselves, concerned with get­ coaches to finish fourth in and Saturday nights with a Devine, sophomores Chad backup for the US Olympic ting better as a team. I want to Hockey East, behind Maine, hockey team that features Quenneville, Craig Darby, and Team, and Garth Snow, an All- field a team that shows char­ Boston University, and Bos­ twelve new faces, including Brady Kramer, junior Brian HE preformer a year ago, are acter and hard work." ton College. nine freshmen. Ridolfi, and junior Erik also back. Maine's freshmen Coach McShane also has Friday night's game will be The departure of a talented Peterson. Coach McShane class, which includes the high hopes for this season. televised on NESN, beginning class of '92, including Rob stated, "All of our lines can Ferraro twins from New York "The Hockey East will be at 7:00. Gaudreau, the nation's lead­ score and I want to spread it ing scoring defenseman and out more this year. I expect PC's all-time goal scorer, and some added scoring to come Mike Boback, the Friars sensa­ from Quenneville, Kramer, tional center and Hockey Peterson and Breen." East's leading scorer, leaves The Friar lines for the Maine many questions concerning ames will likely be on offense, the Friars ability this year. rik Peterson- Bob Cowan- The Friars not only lose Mark Devine, Brady Kramer- scoring punch this season, but Craig Darby-Brian Ridolfi, Joe with only three returning Hulbig-Chad Quenneville- defensemen they are inexpe­ George Breen, and Gary Socha rienced in thatarea. Five fresh­ or Jon LaVarre-Trevor men—Dennis Sousa, Justin Hanson-Dennis Burke. Gould, Scott Balboni, Erik The defensive pairings Sundquist, and Jay Kenney— should be Chris Therien-Jus- vie for defense assignments. tin Gould, Jay Kenney-Ian PC will rely on their quick de­ Pasko wski, Scott Balbom-Erik velopment to keep goal tenders Sundquist, and Todd Huyber- Brad Mullahy and Bob Bell Dennis Sousa. from taking too many pucks. Maine fields a team that is The youth on defense will minus last year's Hobey Baker A Inside Sports Brad Mullahy battling again...... p. 23 Lynne Campbell's clutch weekend... p. 23 Tennis impress over weekend...... p. 22 Field Hockey takes two of three...... p. 22 Upcoming Schedule...... p. 22 Women's Soccer...... p. 21 Volleyball...... p. 21 IAB wrapup and future event...... p. 20 Athletes of the Week...... p. 20 Sophomore Craig Darby returns after earning Hockey East Rookie ofthe Year along with BC's Ian Moran.