Program Guide Report

Schedule Program Guide For TCN/GEM

Sun Nov 20, 2011

06:00 BRAND DEVELOPERS WS G

Home shopping programme.

06:30 WATCH YOUR STERN 1960 PG

Watch Your Stern When the details of a secret torpedo are destroyed by an incompetent seaman, the crew of the ship rally round, when the Admiral needs the plans to show to a visiting scientist.

Starring: Sid James, Hattie Jacques, Noel Purcell, Kenneth Connor, Eric Barker, Leslie Phillips, Joan Sims

Cons.Advice: Mild Coarse Language

08:20 GEM PRESENTS PG

Carrie Underwood

Music Special.

08:30 BRAND DEVELOPERS WS G

Home shopping programme.

09:30 WHEREVER SHE GOES 1953 Repeat G

Wherever She Goes Famed Australian concert pianist Eileen Joyce stars as herself in this biopic which traces her life and work from childhood, where she fist evinced the musical brilliance that would earn her international acclaim.

Starring: Australian Movie, Nigel Lovel, George Wallace, Muriel Steinbeck, Syd Chambers

11:00 THAT'S ENTERTAINMENT II 1976 HD WS G

That's Entertainment II

Various MGM stars from yesterday present their favourite musical moments from the studio's 50 years history. Starring: Fred Astaire, Gene Kelly, Judy Garland, Mickey Rooney, Bing Crosby, Robert Taylor, Greer Garson, Kathryn Grayson, Clark Gable, Doris Day

13:45 VALLEY OF THE KINGS 1954 Repeat PG

Valley Of The Kings

Hard-boiled archaeologist Mark Brandon is searching for ancient tombs in Egypt when he is approached by beautiful Ann Mercedes, who convinces him to help her fulfil her deceased father's life's ambition - to provide solid proof of the biblical Joseph's travels in ancient Egypt.

Starring: Robert Taylor, Eleanor Parker, Victor Jory, Kurt Kasznar

Cons.Advice: Some Violence

15:30 GETAWAY Captioned Repeat WS PG

Dermott visits the Snow Castle an amazing ice hotel in the Arctic Circle; Kate goes kayaking on the beautiful island of Kauai; Jules tests out the famous Queenstown jet boat ride in New Zealand, and Kelly takes a gourmet food tour of Sydneys Little Turkey.

16:00 THE DEVIL AT 4 O'CLOCK 1961 Captioned Repeat HD WS G

The Devil At 4 O'Clock A priest aided by four convicts saves the lives of the children in a South Sea Island hospital by leading them through fire and lava flow to the coast and a waiting schooner, after the volcano erupts. Starring: Spencer Tracy, Frank Sinatra, Kerwin Mathews, Jean Pierre Aumont, Gregoire Aslan, Alexander Scourby, Barbara Luna

18:30 ANTIQUES ROADSHOW Captioned Repeat WS G

Ironbridge Viewers from all corners bring their items to be appraised by the show's antiques experts. Are they valuable, priceless items, or will they go home disappointed?

19:30 AS TIME GOES BY Repeat WS G Lionels chattering secretary, Gwen, is still around with her "helpful" suggestions, so Jean devises a plan to get rid of her without hurting her feelings.

Starring: Geoffrey Palmer, Moira Brooker, Dame Judi Dench, Philip Bretherton 20:00 YES MINISTER G

The Writing On The Wall The Minister's frustrations with the civil service continue when Sir Humphrey, at his bureaucratic best, doesn't quite deliver the policy paper the Minister is seeking.

20:30 MONA LISA SMILE 2003 Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

Mona Lisa Smile At an all-female College in 1953, the student population are measured by how well they marry. When a new professor starts to challenge the status quo, teachers and students dare to be inspired.

Starring: Julia Roberts, Kirsten Dunst, Julia Stiles, Maggie Gyllenhaal, Ginnifer Goodwin, Marcia Gay Harden

Cons.Advice: Adult Themes, Sexual References, Mild Coarse Language

23:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One with the Proposal - Part 2 Rachel and Phoebe worry about becoming unmarried old ladies, so they choose "backup" husbands; and, Chandler fools Monica into believing he hates marriage, and she seeks consolation with Richard. Starring: Tom Selleck, Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox Arquette, Lisa Kudrow, Matthew Perry, Matt Le Blanc, David Schwimmer

23:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One With Monica's Thunder

Monica excitedly reveals her good news to everyone, but is upstaged by Ross and Rachel. Starring: Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox Arquette, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc, Matthew Perry, David Schwimmer

23:55 STARDUST 1975 Repeat WS M

Stardust The rise and fall of the rock singer Jim Maclaine, in the mid 60s, with his manager, Mike, and his group, "The Stray Cats." Stars David Essex, Adam Faith and Larry Hagman.

Starring: Michael Apted, David Essex, Adam Faith, Larry Hagman

Cons.Advice: Some Coarse Language, Sexual References, Drug Use

02:00 HOME SHOPPING WS G

04:30 JOYCE MEYER, ENJOY EVERYDAY LIFE WS PG

Enjoying Everyday Life is a daily broadcast provided by Joyce Meyer Ministries.

05:00 THE GOLDEN GIRLS Repeat WS PG

Three On A Couch Constant squabbling convinces the housemates to consult a therapist, who after reviewing their five years together declares them absolutely incompatible with each other.

05:30 TODAY Captioned Live HD WS NA Join Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sport, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle. Mon Nov 21, 2011

06:00 TODAY Captioned Live HD WS NA Join Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sport, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle.

09:00 ALIVE AND COOKING WS G Alive and Cooking, Australia's hottest new cooking show hosted by UK celebrity chef James Reeson. Filmed on location at some of the country's top food and wine regions as well as in James's kitchen.

09:30 THE ZOO Repeat G The Zoo takes you behind the scenes at Auckland Zoo, bringing you great stories about the animals and their keepers.

10:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

10:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One With Monica's Thunder

Monica excitedly reveals her good news to everyone, but is upstaged by Ross and Rachel. Starring: Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox Arquette, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc, Matthew Perry, David Schwimmer

11:00 MURDER, SHE WROTE Repeat WS PG

Truck Stop

Walter tells his story by way of black and white flashbacks which makes an interesting change from the usual. He has made a tape of the events that ended with his murder and we see the events unfold.

Starring: Angela Lansbury, William Windom, Jerry Orbach, Michael Horton, Richard Paul, Julie Adams

12:00 HIGH COUNTRY 1983 Repeat PG

High Country Following the death of his wife, mountain cattleman, Ben Lomax leaves the high country but is forced to return when he learns his prize stallion is to be run in a race that will break him.

Starring: John Waters, Tom Oliver, Simone Buchanan, Terry Serio, Australian Movie

Cons.Advice: Mild Violence

14:00 SEA PATROL Captioned Repeat HD WS M

Pearls Before Swine

Hammersley hunts down a mysterious gang of armed robbers, who are terrorising pearl luggers off the WA coast. Spider and Buffer have a trippy encounter with some hard-partying drug smugglers. 2Dads faces disciplinary action for negligence. Also, Mike is forced to intervene over rumours that Kate and Buffer are romantically involved.

15:00 MCLEOD'S DAUGHTERS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

Bloodlines

When sheep rustlers steal Drovers Run's breeding stock, Grace takes the law into her own hands. Regan struggles to convince Grace to stay permanently at Drovers Run. Kate becomes obsessed with organising Stevie and Alex's wedding, as a way of mending her own broken heart.

Starring: Abi Tucker, Aaron Jeffrey, Simmone Jade Mackinnon

16:00 THE GOLDEN GIRLS Repeat WS PG

The Artist

Dorothy, Blanche and Rose all agree to pose for Hungarian sculptor Laszlo, then compete to be his final model.

16:30 THE GOLDEN GIRLS Repeat WS PG

Blanche's Little Girl Blanche hasn't seen her daughter Rebecca for four years, when she moved to Paris to become a model, so she's a little surprised when Rebecca shows up having gained a ton. 17:00 THE ELLEN DEGENERES SHOW Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

Join Ellen DeGeneres as she hosts a unique mix of celebrity interviews, chart-topping and up-and-coming musical performances, audience participation games and segments spotlighting real life stories and amazing talents.

18:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One With Rachel's Book Monica is outraged to learn what her parents have done with her wedding fund. Meanwhile, Joey discovers Rachel's late-night reading material. Starring: Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox Arquette, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc, Matthew Perry, David Schwimmer

18:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One With Phoebe's Cookies

Monica desperately tries to figure out a secret cookie recipe; while Chandler fails to impress Monica's father. Starring: Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox Arquette, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc, Matthew Perry, David Schwimmer

19:00 THE ZOO Repeat G The Zoo takes you behind the scenes at Auckland Zoo, bringing you great stories about the animals and their keepers.

19:30 MICHAELA'S ANIMAL ROAD TRIP HD WS PG

Paradise Wildlife Park Michaela arrives at Paradise Wildlife Park in Hertfordshire as concerns grow for White Lion cubs Themba and Izulu. And staff are concerned for Star the pregnant Reindeer.

20:30 SURVIVAL: TALES FROM THE WILD WS PG

Jackals - The Underdogs

The coming of age of a young male jackal. Disaster strikes when his family is hit by rabies, forcing the youngster to go it alone. Hell have to dodge dangers, learn to hunt, fight his way up the social ladder and hopefully find himself a mate.

21:30 KITCHEN NIGHTMARES U.S.A. Captioned Repeat WS MA

Jacks

Chef Ramsay visits Jack's Waterfront, a seafood restaurant which is run by three local body builders. Due to the use of imitation seafood and poor management, a once popular spot for boaters has now become a slowly sinking business.

Cons.Advice: Frequent Coarse Language

22:30 SECRET DIARY OF A CALL GIRL Repeat HD WS MA

Belle is now juggling being Hannah, a high-class independent escort and a published author. Its a constant struggle to keep her numerous identities hidden, a struggle which becomes harder when her sister Jackie comes to stay. When Jackie starts dating Ben and Bambi falls in love with a client, the hedonistic, young aristocrat Byron, it seems that everyone is in a relationship except Belle.

Starring: Billie Piper

Cons.Advice: Strong Sex Scenes, Some Coarse Language, Sexual References

23:00 SECRET DIARY OF A CALL GIRL Repeat HD WS MA

Belle's sister Jackie comes to stay, having left her husband, and Belle feels unable to tell her line of work. However, whilst Belle is out, Jackie is turned on by reading her book and gets very drunk, having sex with Ben who has come to call.

Starring: Billie Piper

Cons.Advice: Strong Sex Scenes, Some Coarse Language, Sexual References

23:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

00:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One With Phoebe's Cookies

Truck Stop

Walter tells his story by way of black and white flashbacks which makes an interesting change from the usual. He has made a tape of the events that ended with his murder and we see the events unfold.

Starring: Angela Lansbury, William Windom, Jerry Orbach, Michael Horton, Richard Paul, Julie Adams

01:30 THE GOLDEN GIRLS Repeat WS PG

The Artist

Dorothy, Blanche and Rose all agree to pose for Hungarian sculptor Laszlo, then compete to be his final model.

02:00 HOME SHOPPING WS G

04:30 JOYCE MEYER, ENJOY EVERYDAY LIFE WS PG

Enjoying Everyday Life is a daily broadcast provided by Joyce Meyer Ministries.

05:00 THE GOLDEN GIRLS Repeat WS PG

Blanche's Little Girl Blanche hasn't seen her daughter Rebecca for four years, when she moved to Paris to become a model, so she's a little surprised when Rebecca shows up having gained a ton.

06:00 TODAY Captioned Live HD WS NA Join Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sport, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle.

09:30 THE ZOO Repeat G The Zoo takes you behind the scenes at Auckland Zoo, bringing you great stories about the animals and their keepers.

10:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

10:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One With Phoebe's Cookies

11:00 MURDER, SHE WROTE Repeat WS PG

The Sins Of Castle Cove red hot novel, written by a former Fletcher student, seems to expose the small town's secrets and inspires murder.

Starring: Angela Lansbury, William Windom, Jerry Orbach, Michael Horton, Richard Paul, Julie Adams

12:00 ONE MILLION YEARS B.C. 1967 Repeat PG

One Million Years B.C.

In prehistoric times, a young man driven out of the savage Rock Tribe by his father wanders for years encountering many amazing sights, including his first view of the sea - and of a beautiful girl of the gentle Shell people with whom he falls in love. The couple face many dangers, from man-eating dinosaurs to exploding volcanoes, to return to his people and his rightful leadership of his tribe.

Starring: Raquel Welch, John Richardson, Robert Brown, Percy Herbert, Martine Beswick

Cons.Advice: Mild Violence

14:00 SEA PATROL Captioned Repeat HD WS M

Safeguard

Buffer gets a lesson in tough love from a sexy training officer. Hammersley is stranded in a deadly mine-field, after being attacked by heavy armed smugglers. Charge goes to extreme lengths to earn the respect of his estranged son and the crew are involved in a sailor's worst nightmare - fire at sea.

15:00 MCLEOD'S DAUGHTERS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

Warts And All

Bryce resorts to blackmail to force Alex and Stevie into signing a pre-nuptial agreement. Stevie takes drastic action to avoid being pigeonholed as "Mrs Alex Ryan". Marcus buys a racehorse and finds himself in serious financial trouble. Phil buys the truckstop in a disastrous attempt to impress Moira.

Starring: Abi Tucker, Aaron Jeffrey, Simmone Jade Mackinnon

16:00 THE GOLDEN GIRLS Repeat WS PG

Dorothy's New Friend After meeting author Barbara Thorndyke at a reading, Dorothy thinks she's found an intellectual soul mate but must cope with her housemates' jealousy - and the discovery that her new acquaintance isn't exactly perfect.

16:30 THE GOLDEN GIRLS Repeat WS PG

Grab That Dough Flying to Los Angeles to appear on their favourite game show "Grab That Dough," the housemates lose their luggage, discover their hotel has no record of their reservations and, while sleeping in the lobby, are mugged. 17:00 THE ELLEN DEGENERES SHOW Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

18:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One With Rachel's Assistant Chandler, Monica and Ross trade embarrassing secrets about one another; and Rachel faces a dilemma when a sexy but unqualified man applies to be her assistant. Starring: Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox Arquette, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc, Matthew Perry, David Schwimmer

18:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One With The Engagement Picture Joey tries to teach Chandler how to smile for the camera. Meanwhile, Phoebe and Ross bicker over their divorcing friends. Starring: Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox Arquette, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc, Matthew Perry, David Schwimmer

19:00 THE ZOO Repeat G The Zoo takes you behind the scenes at Auckland Zoo, bringing you great stories about the animals and their keepers.

19:30 AS TIME GOES BY Repeat WS G Jeans sister-in-law, Penny, is convinced that her husband is having an affair with his dental hygienist and insists on moving in with Jean and Lionel.

Starring: Geoffrey Palmer, Moira Brooker, Dame Judi Dench, Philip Bretherton

20:00 YES MINISTER G

The Right To Know

Once again, the Minister, Jim Hacker and the permanent Secretary, Sir Humphrey Appleby, clash over the Minister's role in running the Department. The Minister instructs his senior civil servant to keep nothing from him and he is promptly flooded with everything under the sun.

20:30 THE CLOSER Repeat HD WS M

Repeat Offender Brenda and her squad snoop into the slaying of a young female house sitter. And just as the LAPD undergoes game-changing organizational shifts, Capt. Raydor advances in her audit of Brenda's department.

Starring: Kyra Sedgwick, J.K. Simmons, Corey Reynolds, Robert Gossett

21:30 RIZZOLI & ISLES Repeat HD WS M

We Don't Need Another Hero

Season 2 opens with Jane recovering from a shooting and being saluted as a hero at a public event. Before long, an ill-fated turn of events results in a new case but helps Jane reconnect with a former beau, who may be able to help mend Jane's emotional wounds.

Starring: Angie Harmon, Sasha Alexander, Lorraine Bracco, Lee Thompson Young

Cons.Advice: Strong Violence

22:30 SENSING MURDER Captioned Repeat WS M

Out Of Aces

Garth Doull trained to be a policeman but the lure of the race track drove him to the other side of the law. The loveable rogue became a consummate con-man however in 1989 his luck ran out and he was found floating, presumed murdered. Psychics Kelvin and Deb investigate.

Cons.Advice: Some Violence, Some Coarse Language

23:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

00:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The Sins Of Castle Cove red hot novel, written by a former Fletcher student, seems to expose the small town's secrets and inspires murder.

Starring: Angela Lansbury, William Windom, Jerry Orbach, Michael Horton, Richard Paul, Julie Adams

01:30 THE GOLDEN GIRLS Repeat WS PG

02:00 HOME SHOPPING WS G

04:30 JOYCE MEYER, ENJOY EVERYDAY LIFE WS PG

Enjoying Everyday Life is a daily broadcast provided by Joyce Meyer Ministries.

05:00 THE GOLDEN GIRLS Repeat WS PG

06:00 TODAY Captioned Live HD WS NA Join Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sport, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle.

09:30 THE ZOO Repeat G The Zoo takes you behind the scenes at Auckland Zoo, bringing you great stories about the animals and their keepers.

10:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

10:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

11:00 MURDER, SHE WROTE Repeat WS PG

Trevor Hudson's Legacy

A small town editor in Montana threatens to claim in public that he is the real author of a dead man's manuscript.

Starring: Angela Lansbury, William Windom, Jerry Orbach, Michael Horton, Richard Paul, Julie Adams

12:00 CAROLINA 2003 Repeat WS M

Carolina

Southern girl Carolina envisions an entirely different existence for herself, far from the maddening mix that is her family. So, she leaves home for California, where she hopes she'll find some tranquillity. But her efforts are soon wasted when she finds herself torn between two men. Who will win her heart?

Starring: Julia Stiles, Shirley Maclaine, Randy Quaid, Jennifer Coolidge

Cons.Advice: Sexual References

14:00 SEA PATROL Captioned Repeat HD WS M

Secret Cargo

A thrilling rescue becomes a tragic mystery when a healthy young tourist dies suddenly on board Hammersley. Bomber and RO fight for their lives when an armed gang tries to seize control of Hammersley. Nicki receives a death threat while investigating ET's driving accident.

15:00 MCLEOD'S DAUGHTERS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

Conflict Of Interests

The girls fight to stop Drovers Run becoming the site of a toxic waste dump and loyalties are tested when Grace forces Regan to choose between her family and her new lover. Alex takes drastic action to lodge his marriage licence application in time and Phil's cost cutting measures at the truck stop backfires, when Patrick resigns in protest.

Starring: Abi Tucker, Aaron Jeffrey, Simmone Jade Mackinnon

16:00 THE GOLDEN GIRLS Repeat WS PG

My Brother My Father Dorothy's uncle Angelo, a Sicilian priest, is due to visit, and it turns out he believes it to be Dorothy and Stan's 40th wedding anniversary.

16:30 THE GOLDEN GIRLS Repeat WS PG

Golden Moments - Part 1 When Sophia announces she wants to live with her son Phil to help raise his children, the ladies look back at events of the last three years together. 17:00 THE ELLEN DEGENERES SHOW Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

18:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One With The Nap Partners Joey and Ross find themselves in awkward positions after a nap. Meanwhile Chandler tries to apologise to a girlfriend from his youth. Starring: Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox Arquette, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc, Matthew Perry, David Schwimmer

18:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One With Ross's Library Book

Phoebe and Rachel meddle in Joey's relationship. Monica and Chandler face a manipulating situation, meanwhile Ross is disillusioned to find his doctorate in a not so exciting location. Guest Stars Sarah O'Hare and Kristin Davis. Starring: Sarah O Hare, Kristin Davis, Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox Arquette, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc, Matthew Perry, David Schwimmer

19:00 THE ZOO Repeat G The Zoo takes you behind the scenes at Auckland Zoo, bringing you great stories about the animals and their keepers.

19:30 BABY PLANET Repeat WS PG

From the cute to the curious to the downright strange, Baby Planet follows the lives of newborn animals from all over the globe. With many species now endangered, this series offers a unique and privileged view of the birth and early days of many rare animals. Focusing on the important work of zoos, animal parks & conservation groups, Baby Planet uncovers the amazing stories of natures maternity ward.

20:30 THE PERFECT STORM 2000 Captioned Repeat HD WS M

The Perfect Storm

On Halloween of 1991 three raging weather fronts collided to produce the greatest, fiercest and most destructive storm in modern history. In this true story, a group of courageous men battle for their lives against the fury of the Atlantic ocean aboard their fishing boat in the middle of the storm.

Starring: George Clooney, Mark Wahlberg, Diane Lane, Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio

Cons.Advice: Adult Themes, Some Coarse Language, Some Violence

23:10 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

23:40 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One With Ross's Library Book

00:10 CONAN WS M Conan O'Brien hosts an hour of laughs with some of the biggest names in entertainment and music, with regular funny segments and musical acts.

01:05 MURDER, SHE WROTE Repeat WS PG

Trevor Hudson's Legacy

A small town editor in Montana threatens to claim in public that he is the real author of a dead man's manuscript.

Starring: Angela Lansbury, William Windom, Jerry Orbach, Michael Horton, Richard Paul, Julie Adams

02:00 HOME SHOPPING WS G 04:30 JOYCE MEYER, ENJOY EVERYDAY LIFE WS PG

Enjoying Everyday Life is a daily broadcast provided by Joyce Meyer Ministries.

05:00 THE GOLDEN GIRLS Repeat WS PG

Golden Moments - Part 1 When Sophia announces she wants to live with her son Phil to help raise his children, the ladies look back at events of the last three years together.

06:00 TODAY Captioned Live HD WS NA Join Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sport, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle.

09:30 THE ZOO Repeat G The Zoo takes you behind the scenes at Auckland Zoo, bringing you great stories about the animals and their keepers.

10:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

10:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One With Ross's Library Book

11:00 MURDER, SHE WROTE Repeat WS PG

Double Exposure On a shopping trip to Boston, Jessica's delight at running into John Winslow, an old friend, is short-lived when he denies knowing her.

Starring: Angela Lansbury, William Windom, Jerry Orbach, Michael Horton, Richard Paul, Julie Adams

12:00 STEPTOE AND SON 1972 Repeat WS M

Steptoe And Son

Hell is set loose in the Steptoe household when Harold decides to marry a stripper. First, Albert, both resentful and jealous loses the wedding ring and then joins the newlyweds on the honeymoon. He then complains of food poisoning and Harold rushes him home, leaving his bride behind.

Starring: Wilfred Brambell, Harry Corbett, Carolyn Seymour, Arthur Howard

Cons.Advice: Some Coarse Language, Sexual References

14:00 SEA PATROL Captioned Repeat HD WS M

Black Gold

A rescue at sea casts doubt on the circumstances of ET's death. While searching for a missing kayaker, Buffer stumbles across an illegal oil smuggling operation. Charge's weight threatens to sink his navy career. Will he become the biggest loser?

15:00 MCLEOD'S DAUGHTERS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

Flesh And Stone

Grace kidnaps a government official to prevent the toxic dump going ahead. Regan fights to save Drover's as her relationship with Grace and Lyle reaches crisis point. Phil thinks Riley is having an affair with Moira and Tayler and Patrick use guerrilla tactics to stop the toxic dump going ahead.

Starring: Abi Tucker, Aaron Jeffrey, Simmone Jade Mackinnon

16:00 THE GOLDEN GIRLS Repeat WS PG

Golden Moments - Part 2

More flashbacks. And of course Sophia doesn't move after all.

16:30 THE GOLDEN GIRLS Repeat WS PG

And Ma Makes Three Dorothy and her boyfriend Raymond can't get a moment alone when Sophia gives new meaning to the term "three's a crowd" - even when a desperate Raymond asks Dorothy to accompany him to the Bahamas. 17:00 THE ELLEN DEGENERES SHOW Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

18:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One Where Chandler Doesn't Like Dogs

Rachel's assistant gives her a Thanksgiving surprise, while Chandler's irrational fear causes problems. Starring: Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox Arquette, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc, Matthew Perry, David Schwimmer

18:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One With All The Candy Monica tries to become friendlier with her neighbours. Phoebe needs lessons in riding a bike and Rachel gets in trouble for dating her assistant. Starring: Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox Arquette, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc, Matthew Perry, David Schwimmer

19:00 THE ZOO Repeat G The Zoo takes you behind the scenes at Auckland Zoo, bringing you great stories about the animals and their keepers.

19:30 BABY PLANET Repeat WS PG

20:30 SENSING MURDER Captioned WS M

Long Way Home

A 25 year old Te Puke woman who was a devoted and caring solo mother who adored her kids, didn't arrive home one night and missed her daughter's fourth birthday party, her family realized something was amiss and reported her missing. Psychics Kelvin and Sue attempt to ask her spirit to lead them to her killer.

Cons.Advice: Some Violence, Some Coarse Language

21:30 EMBARRASSING BODIES Captioned Repeat WS MA

Embarrassing Teenage Bodies/Trouble with Teens

We meet a young woman whose history of depression has left physical scars on her legs and arms and Dr Pixie treats a 19 year old, with a blue-veined mark on her lip thats affecting her self-esteem. And in our continuing celebration of inspirational teens we meet another 19 year old defiantly living with Alopecia.

Cons.Advice: Medical Procedures, Nudity, Adult Themes, Sexual References

22:30 HOARDERS Repeat WS PG

Jennifer & Ron/Jill

A family of five find their home filled with piles of food, clothes and various objects. Next is a woman who stores food in a pair of freezers and four refrigerators.

23:30 CONAN WS M Conan O'Brien hosts an hour of laughs with some of the biggest names in entertainment and music, with regular funny segments and musical acts.

00:30 MURDER, SHE WROTE Repeat WS PG

Double Exposure On a shopping trip to Boston, Jessica's delight at running into John Winslow, an old friend, is short-lived when he denies knowing her.

Starring: Angela Lansbury, William Windom, Jerry Orbach, Michael Horton, Richard Paul, Julie Adams

01:30 THE GOLDEN GIRLS Repeat WS PG

Golden Moments - Part 2

More flashbacks. And of course Sophia doesn't move after all.

02:00 HOME SHOPPING WS G 04:30 JOYCE MEYER, ENJOY EVERYDAY LIFE WS PG

Enjoying Everyday Life is a daily broadcast provided by Joyce Meyer Ministries.

05:00 THE GOLDEN GIRLS Repeat WS PG

06:00 TODAY Captioned Live HD WS NA Join Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sport, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle.

09:30 THE ZOO Repeat G The Zoo takes you behind the scenes at Auckland Zoo, bringing you great stories about the animals and their keepers.

10:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One Where Chandler Doesn't Like Dogs

10:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

11:00 MURDER, SHE WROTE Repeat WS PG

Three Strikes, You're Out

A surprised burglar is blamed for the death of the team's pre-game TV Host.

Starring: Angela Lansbury, William Windom, Jerry Orbach, Michael Horton, Richard Paul, Julie Adams

12:00 A BIG HAND FOR THE LITTLE LADY 1966 Captioned Repeat HD WS G

A Big Hand For The Little Lady The wife of a compulsive gambler who has virtually lost the family's life savings in the west's wildest poker game is forced to raise the money to play out her husband's fabulous final hand after he suffers a heart attack.

Starring: Henry Fonda, Joanne Woodward, Jason Robards, Charles Bickford, Burgess Meredith

14:00 SEA PATROL Captioned Repeat HD WS M

Red Reef

Mike and his crew take extreme action to thwart an oil smuggling conspiracy and avenge ET's murder. Nikki risks everything to uncover the truth about ET's final moments. Kate is trapped in a deadly showdown with one of ET's killers.

15:00 MCLEOD'S DAUGHTERS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

All's Fair In Love And War

Old wounds are opened when Stevie's estranged mother visits. Passions are aroused when Stevie and Alex organise a laser skirmish for their combined bucks and hens' party. Kate returns from Africa after her relationship with Dave has failed.

Starring: Abi Tucker, Aaron Jeffrey, Simmone Jade Mackinnon

16:00 THE GOLDEN GIRLS Repeat WS PG

Larceny And Old Lace Dorothy becomes convinced that Sophia's new boyfriend Rocco is a gangster; Rocco charms Sophia into driving him to the bank, where he makes a speedy and substantial withdrawal.

16:30 THE GOLDEN GIRLS Repeat WS PG

Rose's Big Adventure

Rose tries to instil some life into her recently retired friend Al, who has barely stirred from his couch for months.

17:00 THE ELLEN DEGENERES SHOW Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One With The Holiday Armadillo Ross' plans to teach Ben about Hanukkah are continually thwarted when the young boy can't get his mind off Santa. Meanwhile, Chandler mystifies Monica. Starring: Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox Arquette, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc, Matthew Perry, David Schwimmer

18:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One With All The Cheesecakes Monica isn't invited to her cousin's wedding, but to her shock, Ross is. Meanwhile, Chandler and Rachel are unable to resist the neighbour's delivery. Starring: Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox Arquette, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc, Matthew Perry, David Schwimmer

19:00 THE ZOO Repeat G The Zoo takes you behind the scenes at Auckland Zoo, bringing you great stories about the animals and their keepers.

19:30 FROZEN PLANET Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

Frozen Planet Come behind the scenes and explore the Earth's polar regions in this one hour special, documenting the making of the spectacular Frozen Planet series.

20:30 THE MENTALIST Captioned Repeat HD WS M

Blinking Red Light A serial-killer case hits close to home for Jane when he meets a blogger obsessed with the killer and who has devoted his life to finding the person.

Cons.Advice: Some Violence

21:30 JOHN GRISHAM'S THE CLIENT 1994 Captioned Repeat HD WS M

John Grisham's: The Client

Mark heard something he wishes he'd never heard, something about a killer and a missing Senator's body. Now the Mafia is after Mark to keep him quiet.. and a federal prosecutor named "Reverend" Roy Foltrigg is after Mark to find out just exactly what he knows.

Starring: Susan Sarandon, Tommy Lee Jones, Brad Renfro

Cons.Advice: Some Violence, Some Coarse Language

00:00 CONAN WS M Conan O'Brien hosts an hour of laughs with some of the biggest names in entertainment and music, with regular funny segments and musical acts.

01:00 PSYCHIC TV Live WS PG Connect with Australia's expert mediums, psychics and clairvoyants - live and interactive. Our team of specialist, hand selected psychics are ready and waiting for your call!

02:30 ENTERTAINING MR SLOANE 1970 Repeat WS M

Entertaining Mr Sloane An attractive young charmer by the name of Mr. Sloane weasels his way into the lives of a middle-aged brother and sister, while trying to disguise the truth about his unpleasant past.

Starring: Beryl Reid, Harry Andrews, Alan Webb

Cons.Advice: Adult Themes, Sexual References

04:30 MURDER, SHE WROTE Repeat WS PG

Three Strikes, You're Out

A surprised burglar is blamed for the death of the team's pre-game TV Host.

Starring: Angela Lansbury, William Windom, Jerry Orbach, Michael Horton, Richard Paul, Julie Adams

05:30 THE GOLDEN GIRLS Repeat WS PG

Larceny And Old Lace Dorothy becomes convinced that Sophia's new boyfriend Rocco is a gangster; Rocco charms Sophia into driving him to the bank, where he makes a speedy and substantial withdrawal. Sat Nov 26, 2011

06:00 A BIG HAND FOR THE LITTLE LADY 1966 Captioned Repeat HD WS G

Starring: Henry Fonda, Joanne Woodward, Jason Robards, Charles Bickford, Burgess Meredith

08:00 BRAND DEVELOPERS WS G

Home shopping programme.

09:00 THE TITFIELD THUNDERBOLT 1953 Repeat WS G

The Titfield Thunderbolt When British Railways announces the closure of the Titfiled line, citizens try to run it themselves, but the local bus company is out to shut down the competition. Starring: Stanley Holloway, John Gregson, Naunton Wayne, George Relph, Godfrey Tearle, Edie Martin, Hugh Griffith, Sid James, Jack McGowran

10:50 THE STORY OF GILBERT AND SULLIVAN 1953 Repeat G

The Story Of Gilbert And Sullivan

In 1875 a young composer named Arthur Sullivan and a librettist named William Gilbert come together under the auspices of Rupert D'Oyly Carte and write the Savoy Operas.

Starring: Maurice Evans, Peter Finch

13:10 KIM 1950 Captioned Repeat G

Kim

Dean Stockwell is Kim, a young British lad, living alone on the streets of 1880's India, who becomes involved with the local British soldiers, working as a spy to thwart a revolution and the invasion of India. Errol Flynn is the daring adventurer and his protector.

Starring: Errol Flynn, Dean Stockwell, Paul Lukas, Reginald Owen, Robert Douglas, Cecil Kellaway

15:30 DROP DEAD DIVA Repeat HD WS PG

Hit And Run

Following the car accident that left Grayson in a coma, Jane finds herself struggling with her desire to reveal herself as Deb when he wakes up, despite warnings from Fred. Jane reluctantly takes on a case involving a hard partying celebrity on the hook for a hit and run of a 12-year-old girl and enlists Stacy to help her. Meanwhile, Parker and Kim face off in court representing opposing sides of a case involving exes which rings a little too close to home for them.

Starring: Brooke Elliott, Margaret Cho, Jackson Hurst

16:30 DROP DEAD DIVA Repeat HD WS PG

False Alarm With Kim still gone from the firm, Parker convinces Jane to offer her help to Kim in a medical malpractice suit involving the death of a would-be-20-year-old-model.

Starring: Brooke Elliott, Margaret Cho, Jackson Hurst

17:30 DROP DEAD DIVA Repeat HD WS PG

Dream Big

Jane represents a mother whose son is pushing for her to sue the sperm bank she used to conceive him.

Starring: Brooke Elliott, Margaret Cho, Jackson Hurst

18:30 ANTIQUES ROADSHOW Captioned Repeat WS G

Leeds 1 Viewers from all corners bring their items to be appraised by the show's antiques experts. Are they valuable, priceless items, or will they go home disappointed?

19:30 ANTIQUES ROADSHOW Captioned Repeat WS G

Leeds 2 Viewers from all corners bring their items to be appraised by the show's antiques experts. Are they valuable, priceless items, or will they go home disappointed? 20:30 CSI: NY HD WS M

Justified Mac investigates when a body washes up on shore, and his probe unravels a dark secret from deputy chief Carver's past that threatens to ruin his reputation and destroy his family.

Starring: Gary Sinise, Sela Ward, Carmine Giovinazzo, Hill Harper, Anna Belknap, Eddie Cahill

Cons.Advice: Strong Violence

21:30 CSI: MIAMI Captioned Repeat HD WS M

Tunnel Vision When the team investigates a death at the bottom of a sink hole, they discover that a tunnel was built leading them to a bank vault that was recently robbed of its safety deposit boxes.

Starring: David Caruso, Emily Procter, Adam Rodriguez, Jonathan Togo, Rex Linn, Eva La Rue

22:30 CSI: CRIME SCENE INVESTIGATION Captioned Repeat HD WS M

Drop's Out A nightclub owner serving time in prison gets temporary leave so he can help Brass and Stokes investigate a double homicide with several connections to him.

Starring: Marg Helgenberger, William Petersen

Cons.Advice: Some Violence

23:25 CONAN WS M Conan O'Brien hosts an hour of laughs with some of the biggest names in entertainment and music, with regular funny segments and musical acts.

00:20 PSYCHIC TV Live WS PG Connect with Australia's expert mediums, psychics and clairvoyants - live and interactive. Our team of specialist, hand selected psychics are ready and waiting for your call!

01:50 BEST PAIR OF LEGS IN THE BUSINESS 1973 Repeat WS M

Best Pair of Legs in the Business

A holiday-camp owner who is low on talent, but high on ambition is convinced that he just needs one break to get into the big time. However, so determined to make it, his family life begins to crumble without him realising.

Starring: Reg Varney, Diana Coupland, Jean Harvey, Lee Montague

Cons.Advice: Mild Violence, Adult Themes, Sexual References

03:40 THAT'S ENTERTAINMENT II 1976 Repeat HD WS G

That's Entertainment II