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Issue 07 10 Apr 2017 ISSUE 07 10 APR 2017 ISSUE 07 10 APR 2017 ISSUE 07 10 APR 2017 Free your cash! Chances are you’re owed a tax refund. Check now at Contents FEATURES Twelve Hours on Hyde Street Free your Gonzo journalism from within the Hyde Street Party, by Joel MacManus p9 cash! 24 Less is More How limiting your possessions can improve your life, by Chelle Chances are you’re owed Fitzgerald p24 a tax refund. Life in Antarctica Surviving in a desert of ice, by Check now at 09 28 Jessica Thompson p28 NEWS & OPINION CULTURE COLUMNS 5 Editorial 32 Art 40 Letters 6 Behind the Scenes at Hyde 34 Film 41 Musings of a Jerk 16 Execrable 36 Games 41 Voices from Beyond the Grad 16 David Clark 37 Food 42 Poetry Corner 17 News 38 Books 42 Science Tank 19 Sport 39 Music 43 Cookin’ Up Love 20 Politics 44 Ethel & Hyde 22 News in Briefs 44 Critic Booze Reviews 45 The Hell Hole 46 Vitalogy Issue 07 | APR 2017 GET SWEET LOOT WITH A 2017 ONECARD ACTIVATE YOURS ONLINE AT R1.CO.NZ/ONECARD ALTO CAFE NOOK FLASH YOUR 2017 Bacon & Egg Sandwich or BLT + Regular Treatment, cut & blow wave for $69. 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