Medical & Legal
This guy walks into his doctors office and complains "Doc, I don't know what's going on. Last night I dreamed I was a teepee. The night before, I was a wigwam. Then a teepee, a wigwam, teepee, wigwam, teepee...."
The doctor interrupts him by saying "I know what your problem is. You're two tents!" ------5 surgeons are taking a coffee break. 1st surgeon says: "Accountants are the best to operate on because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered.
2nd surgeon says: "Naw, librarians are the best .. . everything inside them is in alphabetical order."
3rd surgeon says: "Try electricians. Everything inside THEM is color coded."
4th intercedes: "I like mechanics . . they always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end."
To which the 5th surgeon, who has been quietly listening to the conversation, says, "You're all wrong. Lawyers are the easiest. There's no guts, no heart, no spine and their head and butt are interchangeable." Rob had felt guilty all day long. No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he couldn't. The guilt and sense of betrayal was overwhelming.
But every once in a while he'd hear that small inner voice trying to reassure him, "Rob. Don't worry about it. You aren't the first doctor to sleep with one of your patients and you won't be the last."
But invariably the other voice would bring him back to reality, "Rob, You're a veterinarian." Deep Sulcus (a neurological love story) author: unknown medical student
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