THE UBYSSEY Vol. LXV, No. 22 Vancouver, B.C. Friday. November 26,1982 S5*°' 228-2301 Championship season not over as UBC enters Shrum Bowl

Though Saturday's Shrum Bowl is the last season game for both schools, it ranks as the most consequential. There is more up for grabs than another stroke in the win column. Pride goes on the line for the T-Birds as they represent the best of Canadian football, while at SFU the to adopt an image of big time big business football. Former SFU coach entire program is at stake. Lome Davies once envisioned his foot­ ball team playing in the Rose Bowl, and UBC and SFU expected big crowds to all sporting events. However, it was just that, a vi­ rivals to the end sion. Last year the Clansmen football Although one would think the season team and track teams were in danger of ends when you win the national cham­ By If you were thinking last week's losing their programs due to insufficient pionship, there are still a couple of PHILIP KUEBER Vanier cup national championship game financial support. things hanging over UBC's head. was the most important victory for the Across the city, on the Point, the UBC One is the Shrum Bowl against Simon and SCOTT McDONALD Thunderbird football team, think again. Thunderbirds have enjoyed a strong Fraser University, what UBC coach The T-Birds biggest game of the '82 football program since head coach Frank Smith refers to as "unfinished season comes tomorrow night at Empire Frank Smith took over in 1974. Smith, business in Vancouver." stadium, when they play the Simon 1-8 in his first year, has turned the 'Birds The other thing up in the air at the Fraser University Clansmen in the an­ into a dynasty, becoming top contenders moment is whether Smith will move up nual Shrum Bowl classic. every year. His Shrum Bowl record is to coach in the CFL. The game is of vital importance to 3-1. UBC, much to the chagrin of Cana­ both teams. There is now speculation that Smith dian Inter-University Athletic Union, Aside from the pride and reputation will jump to the B.C. Lions of the CFL. has always considered the Shrum Bowl of both teams, the winning coaching Woodward, on the other hand, may lose just as important as the Vanier Cup. staff also acquires a powerful bargaining his head coaching job this year. As a In 1978, when UBC was last in the na­ tool in recruiting the top high school result, he is going to great lengths to tional final, (they lost to Queens Univer­ players in the province. win. sity 16-3 and two members of this year's In the past, UBC victories in the Three weeks ago, Woodward acquired team, Bernie Glier and Mark Beecroft Shrum Bowl have no doubt lured top video tapes of various Thunderbird played in that game), Smith caused a players such as halfback Glenn Steele, home games. They were no doubt minor stir when he mentioned some of right-end Rob Ros, and linebacker Trent significant when the SFU coaching staff his players considered the Shrum Bowl Edwards. sat down to formulate a game plan. just as important as the national cham­ But the big question Saturday night While Woodward obtained the tapes pionship. will be the class of competition in the legitimately, one might term it unethical. Last year, CIAU officials became Canadian Intercollegiate Athletic Woodward approached UBC's Stu­ irate when three UBC players stayed in Union. dent Broadcasting Association, which Vancouver to practise for the Shrum UBC, a member of the CIAU com­ videotaped UBC home games. The SBA, Bowl instead of travelling back to peting in the Western Inter-collegiate ignorant about why Woodward wanted Toronto to receive their all-Canadian Football league, had an unblemished the tapes, rented them out for $20. awards. The CIAU was upset because 11-0 record against Canadian competi­ Needless to say, there were some UBC treated a CIAU event as minor tion this year, including the national distraight UBC players. compared to a game with a non-CIAU championship. The lone loss for the Two players, who asked to remain member. 'Birds came in an exhibition game with unidentified, spoke out. "It's a typical Smith could not understand what the. the Eastern Washington State University move by them (SFU). Woodward knows problem was. He said "Winning the Eagles. he might be collecting UIC so he's get­ Shrum Bowl gives credibility to the Simon Fraser, which plays in the Na­ ting desperate. It won't matter though." CIAU. They don't seem to understand tional Intercollegiate Athletic Associa­ The Thunderbirds go into the game as that back there." tion, does not belong to any Canadian favorites. Woodward joked, "We just The UBC players seem to agree. After athletic association. Consequently, the want to kick a field goal and hold UBC chanting "we're number one" on the majority of SFU's competition comes to under 50 points." That may not be field after the final, the cheer turned to from American schools. far from the truth, as UBC has averaged "one more game" in the changing As a result, the Clansmen have tried just under 40 points a game this season. room. Page 2 THE UBYSSEY Friday, November 26, 1982 O Christmas Spree* This festive season, go on a SONY listening spree. 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You're gy Pop recently at the Commodore, doing a musical style I probably my approach of playing the violin, but over a period of a year all of a falling into the trap of the rock'n' but Pop cancelled because of torn would have still done anyways, throttling the instrument. sudden it all adds up. roll image. This something is ligaments. Nash did two shows at regardless of the approach of the in­ What is the crowd's response to Who are your favorite artists? something the John Q. Public the Savoy last Saturday and Friday. dustry. your shows? From the past, The Who have should know about rock'n roll. It's The Ubyssey's Jack Tieleman spoke I was doing a lot of artsy fartsy Well, these club things are predic­ always been one of my favorite ;not made up of a bunch of 19 year with Nash Nov. 19. things. Things like music for film table. They are confused, with their bands. That's not because they are old musicians who are waiting to Who is Nash the Slash? shows and paintings and things like jaws down on the floor. There is in their big farewell situation. As a make their millions before they're Well, where do I start, it sounds that, you know, I still do them. You this delayed action. There's like a matter of fact I don't like The Who 22 so they can buy high-rise apart­ like ancient history. People don't know I get labelled a punk, electro- time warp between what I am doing any more. I haven't liked The-Who ments and become slum landlords. know who Nash is? I started in the pop, you know, I hate it all. 1 don't on the stage and what they are do­ in about two years. Contemporary I'm over 30 and I've been doing this business about 15 years ago, I dislike the music just hate the ing in their brains. bands, I think Killing Joke is one of for a long time, in the music wasn't doing Nash the Slash solo labels. What do you do when you're not the best bands around today. Sim­ business. electronics 15 years ago, but I was It really astounds me that people working? ple Minds I like a lot. The Cure I I have no reason or intention to doing weird things with violins and are that naive. It really does have a The only time I don't work is in mandolins and I started this solo lot to do with being our West. It the summer. Summer is a lousy time thing in '75. Then I formed FM in seems the further out West the more to get gigs. Last summer it was real­ '76 with Ken Hawkins, then I split I have to explain what I do. God, ly dry. I started work on the album with FM and went solo again. It's it's like I don't want to seem preten­ in late August I guess, and I worked not to do with musical style, it real­ tious, but I have had a few write on the album through August HASUA ly evolved from the whole thing ups. through September and got it out punk developed from, the whole Where did you get the idea for Nash on the market and immediately movement in '76 and, '77. the Slash? went on tour on Oct. 12. I'll be tak­ ing part of December and January <**LASU It helped a lot of people who were It was my brainchild. The name doing different kinds of music. comes from the first movie Laurel off then back on the road again. like a lot. I don't like much electro- stop as long as I am enjoying per­ They decided to hell with the and Hardy did together in 1936 call­ Where did you get the idea for the pop stuff, I like stuff that goes to forming. The Nash the Slash establishment. Let's do it ourselves ed Do Detective's Think. They play electronic one man band? the edge, I like things that are really character could just as conceivably Gradual evolution, I guess. The animal. A lot of bands today don't come on stage in a wheel chair when thing that turned me on to it was kick ass, they're not raunch I'm 90. It doesn't really make any that I was really into drum enough. I hat the American ap­ big difference. I don't project the machines from a very early time. proach to kick ass music, I mean Nash the Flash image as the big stud The first thing that turned me onto Journey and Foreigner and Lover- rock star. The performance aspect the drum machine was Arthur boy and that kind of crap. There's has limitless possibilities. Brown's third album called nothing there at all. Are there any questions that you Journey. This is the same guy that don't usually get asked? did Fire and the Crazy World of Ar­ New album coming up soon? No, I think I get asked them all, it thur Brown. This is what turned me Well, you mean after Normal, usually goes full circle. I'm very on to drum machines. That was a it's only been out for a month. lucky, all the tours I've done, the real turning point for me. I guess Well, there is a new album in the headliners have asked me personal­ what inspired me to get electronic can, funny you should ask. The new ly to do these tours. Gary Numan was the fact that I played violin and album will be out in the spring. It's asked me to do this tour. I did a mandolin and not being conven­ not a rock album, it's not like Nor­ tour of Europe with the Tubes and tional rock instruments. I did a lot mal, that's for sure. It's a combina­ Iggy, and I had done some work of experimenting with those things. tion of Rob Vandervorsts paintings together before this tour. I would buy special effects to apply and my music. When The Who were on tour in to violin and mandolin. Vandervorst did the album cover Toronto last time I called CPI (pro­ How are sales on the new album? for And You Thought You Were mo promotional agency outfit) and It's doing quite well but my stuff Normal. The paintings are going to asked if they had a support act for doesn't sell in mass amounts off the be presented in a slide format, so 1 them yet. "No," they said. "I'll do bat. It's not like hit albums, when wrote musical pieces to go with the it for nothing, seriously," I said. "I people have hit singles, and record paintings. We're doing a video of got paid $100 to do the gig, I got to companies give albums about three the show. It's called Bombadiers play for like 30 minutes which months to do their thing; then they and I'm putting out an album called wasn't bad. The Who got paid are considered dead issues. I'm my Bombadiers with a full colour $300,000. They got paid 3,000 times own record company so I don't booklet. more money than I did." Trojan tragedy horrifies

BY KERRY REIGER makes laughter all but impossible It is not enough to scare us again, NASH throttles violin No matter how sincere, a grimace except at the most absurd moments. to send people out of the theater of pain is inadequate to convey the To be sure, this is a very strongly muttering yet again "yeah, war is tragic mood. felt performance, and at times it U hell all right." It is not enough to The Trojan Women devastating. make a classical tragedy into a war Composer Veal winner' By Euripides But mere shrillness, mere intensi­ movie. At the Freddy Wood Theater ty, cannot be equated with profun­ Mere reaction is insufficient for By ARNOLD HEDSTROM This piece and The Raven and the dity. It is not enough to scare peo­ tragedy. Questions must in some Talent and versatility are two at­ First Humans, which is about the To play classical tragedy as a ple. We have all seen Apocalypse way be addressed: How did this tributes which any composer should ancient Haida creation myth show modern theme play makes the stilted Now, Watkins' The War Game, and happen? What do we do now? It is be glad to have. the influence the West Coast has grey dialogue of ritual tragedy seem any number of other shockers. difficult to think while horrified. But when these characteristics are had on this UBC master of fine arts ridiculous. combined with innovation and ex­ student since coming to Vancouver Director Klaus Strassman forces perimentation, the audience from Queen's University in the issue even more by making the becomes the real winner. Kingston, Ont. in 1979. actors wear what look like World Rolf Boon showed ability and Unfortunately, the bassoon solo War Two uniforms, carrying variety in his graduating recital Sun­ which used an echoe chamber to set machine guns, and finally by using day. The ambitious performance in­ up a dynamic interaction between the 1937 high-school text translation cluded everything from a bassoon the musician and reverberating of Edith Hamilton, a translation solo to two pieces for a small or­ sounds had technical problems with slanted deliberately to become more chestra. The music ranged from static on the public address system. "accessible" to the masses through a light and brassy fanfare to a op­ But depite the problem Heather identification with the totalitarian pressive pipe organ arrangement Chesley provided the best perfor­ Nazi state. which was aptly disturbing. mance of the six Boon compositions All the precise detail of the On the whole, all the perfor­ performed that night. weapons — the catlike relaxation of mances, sounded good although the the soldiers and their instant pieces involving electronic Composers doing graduating response to conflict, and the at­ amplification experienced technical recitals are at the mercy of per­ tempt to "humanize" the faceless problems — a noticeable buzz — formers who essentially volunteer Greek characters — lead to an and the string quartet wasn't able to their time. So it was great to see en­ unresolvable dissonance with the provide the snap to do justice to thusiastic efforts by most players. classical stage. Boon's compositions. As for Boon, he showed enough We are not allowed to laugh, By far the most effective music talent to indicate he probably has a because of the unrelenting mood of for promoting mood and at­ great career ahead of him as a com­ horror. Not tragedy; horror. mosphere was a slow rumbling poser for either commercial mass "Strip!" the soldiers shout, poin­ drone entitled A Night in the Fog. markets or the artistic world. ting their weapons — a line not Except for dripping sky and a cold Recitals, which happen regularly written by Euripides, incidentally autumn bite in the air, even without at the music building on campus, — at the helpless, bedraggled knowing the title of the work, the deserve more support. As both women. audience was placed on the beach in Boon and the musicians The brutality is reinforced by the a fog bank. The piece ends with a demonstrated, UBC is producing chorus of shrieking, shuddering fading fog horn. talented artists. women, and the nervous music Page 4 THE UBYSSEY Friday, November 26, 1982

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They sang were suspect, and in those days and Holly Near perform a moving Hays, confined to a wheelchair be missed by folk music fans, nor about people not having enough that's all it took for someone to lose version of Near's song of a Chilean since he lost both legs to diabetes, by those concerned about in­ food to eat, about men and women their friends or jobs. woman "lost" in that country's lets his throaty voice carry dividual freedom of speech and forced to work in menial jobs for They were blacklisted. coup in 1973. throughout the hall. Three months ideas, and about what happens next-to-nothing wages, and about But the Weavers (Pete Seeger, And finally there is the Carnegie later, the film tells us at the end, when it is taken away. helping one's neighbour in times of Ronnie Gilbert, Fred Hellerman Hall concert itself, played to an in­ Hays was dead, a victim of the The Weavers are four people who need and struggle. and the late Lee Hays) and their credibly enthusiastic, dedicated and disease he had been fighting for so fought back against those losses, They were the Weavers, the music have made a triumphant energetic crowd of admirers. long. and are still an inspiration to many premier folk music group in the return in Jim Brown's documentary Perhaps the most moving mo­ But the Weavers music lives on. people. United States during the 1940s and Wasn't That a Time. '50s. But although their popularity The film is a joyful celebration of rarely waned, their commercial suc­ what the Weavers stood for, of cess plunged downwards during the their refusal to sell out under anti-Communism hysteria of the tremendous pressure, and of their Idol's show full of bad music Cold War. love for each other and for the au­ disaster, but the music wasn't bad, was missing. diences they inspired during their By RENE SALOMON Weavers: Wasn't That a Time Backup band Los Popularos's considering Idol has a real flair for Idol does have strong punk roots. career. bouncy beats leaning on the heavy He played with Siouxsie in the Directed by Jim Brown Brown's film is an almost home opening cry of "Good evening, Opening today at the Ridge Moose Jaw" was fitting for Mon­ side. This is AM radio litter for the Bromley Contingent in the pre- movie of the Weavers in their kiddies. Pistols era. But when he moved to preparations for their 1980 reunion day night's event at the Com­ The dark, oppressive cloud of modore. A crowd of 450 had come Monday's crowd seemed to New York and picked up his present concert at Carnegie Hall. Old con­ average in the mid-twenties. The band, he left most of his roots fear that hovered over American cert footage and stills are spliced in­ to see the displaced antics of Billy society during the tragic years of Idol. What they got in return was a recorded material was of higher behind. He seems to be looking for to the film, and Hays' funny and quality than the stage production. an audience with a wider range of McCarthyism seeped into the music anecdotal narrative adds color and fashion show with loud music. and entertainment industry as well. The Popularos started the show The second wasn't poor but the ex­ tastes. But it seemed many fans did humour. tra emotional impact of a live show not appreciate his latest showing. The Weavers found themselves Also shown and interviewed are badly by turning their usually fine- without a job. Record companies, some of the Weaver's friends and tuned pop into a loathsome effort night clubs, and concert halls that the performers they influenced. of power leaning on heavy metal. once welcomed them with open Peter, Paul and Mary are shown Perhaps promoting their new L.P. arms, smiles and nice contracts now performing a rousing rendition of If has left them exhausted and overex­ posed. But when Billy Idol came on stage he didn't look tired at all. The star was clad in an all leather get- up, complete with bike gloves and Arts Club's Gin Game padding. The band, which has a definite New York flavor even though idol is British, broke into Baby Talk. Here were five street- impressively integrates toughs growling and sneering away, and what do they play? Baby Talk. By ROBERT BEYNON which won a 1977 Pulitzer prize, is They looked much too cute to ever The Gin Game play grows upon a the interaction between males and have dared ride the New York sub­ viewer like moss grows upon a rot­ females. It illustrates the failure of way system. ting cedar shake roof. The malig­ Weller and Fonsia to communicate Idol ran through his lively set nant play shoots roots into and in­ despite years of experience. The choosing tunes from each phase of tegrates with the viewer. distance between male and female his career. It became obvious the cannot be bridged. entire show comprised of watching The Gin Game The play's theme and subplots these peroxide prissies pose away, By D. L. Coburn are cleverly entwined. The diction is with Idol's lip-curling and wayward Directed by Norman Browning consistently crisp and pointed. The stare being the event's focal point. BILLY . . . pretty peroxide prissy idol for AM radio characters are convincing. At Arts Club on Seymour They looked something like the HIIIIIIIIIIIUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII^ The sharp performances deftly New York Dolls meeting the Bay draw different shades and nuances City Rollers. They were pretty 1 "RIDE WITH THE CROWD" i At the play's beginning, Fonsia of action. The play smoothly jux­ tough — with emphasis on pretty. Dorsey (Shirley Broderick) steps taposes scenes of quiet melancholy i ON 1 The visual part of the show as onto the retirement home's porch and angry violence. (the set) and meets Weller Martin 1 A.M.S. BUS SERVICE 1 (Robert Clothier). Fonsia is crying 1 TO THE | because she has no visitors on Passion yields few fruits visitors' day. Wilier invites her to a 1 SHRUM BOWL | By SHAFFIN SHARIFF meant to be ironic because the film gin rummy game. = TICKETS-TWO DOLLARS ROUND TRIP = When the Story of O came out tries to point at the degrading and Fonsia adjusts her horned- = SOLD AT | years ago, many people thought it impersonal effects of pornography. rimmed glasses — attached to a = A.M.S. TICKETS CENTRE AND = daring in its imagery. In retrospect, The submission that was deemed false-pearl chain — and wraps her = MOST UNDERGRAD OFFICES = Story of O seems nothing more than romantic in the original Story of O white cardigan about her. She tells | LEAVES S.U.B. 7:00 p.m. NOV. 27-GAME STARTS 8:00 p.m. = a soft-core porn film full of soft- is now shown to be cold, inhuman. Weller there is no justice, and that iiiiiiiuiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiimiiuiiiiiiiiiiiiinniiiinniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiuiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiE the world is lonely. focus images of simulated submis­ The prostitutes who live with O Weller, smoking a cigar and sion and pleasure. are reeling under the effects of their dressed in a maroon smoking The sequel to Story of O, titled environment. Sir Stephan — who jacket, explains he agrees but Fruits of Passion, is radically dif­ guided O through her first journey OOPS! doesn't give a shit. ferent from the original, and people — is now a man who cannot have Their mutual loneliness binds who go to see it for pornographic sex and can only sodomize women. The walls aren't a tumbling down at the Lethe them and when Fonsia wins at gin, content will be disappointed. YET? Contest about who's a coming to the Weller accepts it gracefully. While Fruits of Passion has some interesting ideas about the effects of Lethe has been extended till Dec. 15th. Watch Later, in a second game, Weller Fruits of Passion pornography, director Shiyi wants to overcome Fonsia at gin but Directed by Shuji Terayama for a c lue in the next issue. Terayama's alienating approach to Fonsia continues to win by chance. Playing at Towne Cinema filmmaking is frequently a turn-off. The winner will be published in the Jan. 5th It appears that the card's chance The surreal imagery that dominates issue. keeps male Weller from dominating In this sequel, O, accompanied the prostitutes' memories doesn't female Fonsia. by her mentor Sir Stephan (Klaus The prize for the winners has a value of$65.00 Kinski), comes to China on the se­ work because Terayama isn't in­ The conflict created due to Fon- terested in convincing his audience sia's winning increases at a third cond — and final — step of her sex­ ual journey. It is just before the about his ideas. The stark, cold ap­ game, and Weller ends it by over­ proach — juxtaposed with O's turning the card table. They part revolution, and the decadence per­ sonified by the prostitution O has to misguided, romantic utterances " enemies, unable to communicate about her love for Sir Stephan — through the medium of cards. engage in is about to be violently PIT DOOR wiped out. just succeed in making the film Finally, they meet one last after­ seem ludicrous. noon. Fonsia reveals Weller actual­ The title, Fruits of Passion, is ly failed at business — like he fails POLICY at cards. Despite her submissive ap­ RIDGE HAIRSTYLING for Men pearance, Fonsia is actually a Come in and meet Joanne manipulator whose son hates her, MONDAY-THURSDAY reveals Weller. FREE? Students Free — Non-Students $1.00 The couple has communicated. HAIRCUT $9 BEARD Spray wet and blow dry They sit together in the porch's love TRIM $ 3 STYLE .$12 FRIDAY seat, Weller covers Fonsia with his SENIORS $5 sweater, and their hands touch. Students Varies (Depending on Band) Weller draws away and stands FREE STYLE. For the price of our $9 HAIRCUT, incl. wash, up: it is time for a game of gin. The conditioning, cut and blow dry. 'Til Dec. 15 (not valid Satur­ Non-Students $1.00 Extra result of that game is an irrecon­ day). For appointment call SATURDAY cilable break. They cannot meet 734-2343 again. 2105 W. 16th at Arbutus Students $1.00 — Non-Students $2.00 The theme of D. Coburn's play, •"—•""•*" i I "1"*"^*****-*^PT Page 6 THE UBYSSEY Friday, November 26,1982 m JL w 'Thank you for Herpes' U5 I would not wish to comment on centre, I welcome any attempt by the Speakeasy area in SUB con­ your sensitivity nor your in­ the media to bring to the attention course, SUB 100B. telligence in regards to your Herpes of the public, any subject matter It is extremely informative, even article on Nov. 16. The manner in which is not normally open to to someone with some knowledge which you brought up the subject public discussion. of Herpes. I urge everyone to stop matter left much to be desired. The article in the Province by Speakeasy and read it. Do please However, I would like to con­ Magazine, Sunday, Nov. 14, also pick up a free copy of a booklet gratulate The Ubyssey for bringing refered to by John Harris in his let­ on VD from literature racks at to the attention of the university ter to The Ubyssey, is now posted Speakeasy. john Lau community the lack of knowledge near the student health boards in computer science 4 many students have concerning Herpes, and other sexually transmitted diseases (STD). Shame for backpagingBirds A university is, hopefully, a forum for the debate of controver­ Incredible, fantastic, for but credit should be given where sial subject matters, and also for the unbelievable, awesome and the best it is due. And what about the aquisition of knowledge. Herpes, are just a few of the words to cheerleaders, their biggest fans? and othe STD's are no less an area describe the UBC Thunderbird No one even mentions that they in which students should desire football team's performance this are out there game after game, rain some knowledge in addition to our season. But where is our fan sup­ or shine. I would like to see all the academic concerns. port? apathetic people get out there and The appalling lack of knowledge Our newspaper sticks the article do better. many students have on STD can about our victory at the back of the C'mon UBC let's show our have a much more far reaching ef­ paper. They have worked for and T-Birds and our cheerleaders that fect on their personal lives than a deserve front page coverage for the we are behind them 100 percent. poorly researched term paper, or a outstanding job they did. See you at the Shrum Bowl. failed exam. They won everything! Caroline Hilland As a volunteer for the Vancouver The team blew other teams right education 2 Crisis Centre, and for Speakeasy, out of the stadium, all season. Sure Sherry Lampman our campus information and crisis football is not the only thing to live recreation education 2 Take fact nearly fooled me' I almost believed it — for a Herpes Simplex is in fact a rather the virus will again play havoc with Boys and balls paragraph or two, until my mind common affliction of many univer­ your face. recalled from its depths an obscure sity students. The cold sore is a Genital herpes may be considered This weekend the UBC Thunderbirds and the SFU Clansmen will engage fact once memorized: Herpes good example of that, for it too is to be more serious. For one thing, in the annual battle for the Shrum Bowl. The fans will drink and carouse in Simplex virus is transmitted only by caused by this virus. you may carry the virus around on the stands, while bouncy cheerleaders wave their pom-poms, flail their close body contact, such as thumb- Okay, okay, don't become overly the genitals without ever knowing arms and legs wildly, and shriek at every touchdown. sucking, kissing, and sexual inter­ horrified at the tell-tale lesion on it. In that case, it does wait around course. your lips. It does not divulge any to lurch on any unsuspecting victim Underneath the disguise of uniforms lurk inherent militaristic and sexist The virus does not swim in pools secerts of sex-on-the-sly, because it who happens by. attitudes. Yes, that's right — there's no game like it. waiting to lurch upon any unsuspec­ was probably innocently acquired When it passes to the next per­ Where else do you find macho boys separated into two camps, dressed ting swimmer. All those who went in childhood. son, it may again cause no problem, up in uniform and ready to kill? When else do opposing forces plan to visit medical services last week That's the catch: once you get it, or small blisters will appear right strategies and senselessly injure each other? now know that. you never get rid of it. The sores where the virus hopped on board heal and you may think that all is (usually the genitals or wherever Traditionally, women do not question their place on the sidelines. They But perhaps the 'obscure fact' well, but sure enough, with a little else . . .). The blisters soon burst, are relegated to a secondary position — that of supporting men's activities should have taken a little less time to retrieve from my memory files. cold weather and pre-exam stress leaving small raw areas covered and nurturing men's egos. As cheerleaders they assume a passive role and with a grayish-yellow membrane. are mere sex objects to be leered at and judged by men. These are painful! Sitting through If football fans expressed as much interest in combating militarism and lectures may become a major test of sexism, there really would be no life like it. Annual hoax 'irresponsible' endurance. After a week or two all should be An epidemic of "Herpes A Place Vanier residence floormate back to normal. But once again, "7\ Aqueous I." I now realize the story read about an outbreak of Herpes have no fear, Herpes Simplex is still in the Nov. 16 Ubyssey was crap at the UBC pool, and within here. So when you're out in the cold (not factual), but it was also a minutes a dozen people were misin­ and feeling stressed, be prepared L@tu6rs display of irresponsible journalism. formed, without even having read for another blister outbreak. the article. Being a regular swimmer I imagine The Ubyssey staff ran Problems can be more severe. I was genuinely concerned about my the article with the belief that a Babies born to mothers with vaginal health, and I don't doubt that it will degree of humour existed in the herpes blisters may be seriously in­ take some poor souls a lot longer Both angered and disgusted story. Or maybe Ubyssey writers fected, to such an extent that they than the few hours it took me to were simply bored with legitimate may die. As for the infected adult, realize the truth, despite any I was both angered and disgusted article did not identify which news items. Or perhaps Ubyssey if the virus reaches the brain, death disclaimers printed in the future. by your presentation in The Herpes simplex virsus, I or II, was staff members get on some sort of may again be a serious complica­ It's a pissoff, because Herpes is no Ubyssey of the supposed Herpes found in the pool; Herpes I is quite warped trip by printing bogus news tion, yes, these manifestations are joke and university life is already epidemic at the aquatic centre pool. prevalent and causes the common items, knowing that people tend to rare, but they do occur. To be sure, the Herpes virus can believe much of what they read and, filled with enough stress and uncer­ cold sore, while herpes II is respon­ So if you are worried, see your present a health problem and if it is golly, maybe they'll actually believe tainty. sible for the genital outbreak. doctor. If you have no cause for indeed present in the pool required some of this bullshit. Whatever the The current information on the I suspect The Ubyssey could be a alarm and you've never seen such immediate investigation. intent or motive, it does not justify virus indicates that it is reliable source of news and blisters then don't go looking for printing the article. However, the whole tone as well transmissable by direct contact only (harmless) entertainment if the any — you-may find them when you as content of your article seems in the open lesion stage; that the is I believed the story was factual. editor(s) exercised a little more would rather not and prevention is geared to alarm rather than to in­ no proven transmissability between restraint and good judgement. the only escape. form the campus population. Your Herpes I and Herpes II; and that Brian Hobson Sue Cruickshank many people harbour the virus in New terrorists mechanical engineering medicine 2 Thanx people the dormant stage with no outward effects. A terrorist often inflicts wounds I would like to thank all the peo­ In addition, after raising panic on on innocent parties in the attempt ple who helped with the referendum the front page in a sensational style, to defend a cause. These days I feel THE UBYSSEY and the 8,800 people who voted. you proceed to treat the whole mat­ The Ubyssey is a terrorist within the November 26, 1982 This is by far the most successful ter with a flippant and inap­ journalistic system. The Ubyssey is published every Tuesday and Friday vote ever held on this campus, 75 propriate attempt at humour on The paper's attitude on the through the university year by the Alma Mater Society per cent yes and the second highest page three. meaning of Remembrance day was of the University of B.C. Editorial opinions are those of turnout ever. How can this be taken as serious typical. You have, in your regular the staff and are not necessarily those of the AMS or the I would especially like to thank and responsible journalism when style, misinterpreted and spewed- university administration. Member, Canadian University Dave Dale, Donna Chow, Alexis you hysterically raise the possibility out a defaced opinion of the value Press. The Ubyssey's editorial office is in SUB 241k, Cherkezoff, Francis Janes, Nancy of contacting the Centre for Disease of Remembrance day. Editorial phone 228-2301/06. Advertising 228-3977/78. Campbell, a few Rez Presidents, Syl Control on page one, and then refer I am grateful to be a Canadian and many others. This would never jokingly to Herpes the Love Bug as and so honor the ones who died to Egalitarian debate raged once again in The Ubyssey office, as the radical minority repeated ita have happened if it wasn't for these demand for equality. "Kill bylines," hollered M.D. in her oft repeated assault on byline freaks low budget film material? build Canada. Try your terrorist such as B.J. and C.B. "No names are good names," chanted P.B. and S.S., as A.H. people. It is exactly this kind of emo­ style opinions on war movies if you wondered if he would ever see his name in print again. "It was never like this at Oxford," Thanks again for all your sup­ believe society is glorifying war and wimpered S.C., who received full sympathy from J.B. and R.K. In a fit of defiance R.R. and tional, nonfactual article that is R.B. began scrawling their names on the blackboard in huge capital letters, while K.R. and port. I think everyone will see many fanning the fires of misinformation leave our day of remembrance an K.F. pondered why surnames weren't called hernames. S.M. phoned from Toronto, only to major changes on the campus soon honored and special moment in its be called a name by P.K. "But what about creditation?" asked J.T., who was given no credit and distress about this current by R.S. and A.H. A line by S.W. went unnoticed. "I rarely contribute to this rag, so I want because of what you have done. health problem. own right. my full name in!" threatened Keith Baldrey. Dave Frank Theresa Thompson Gerry Davidson AMS president unclassified Pre-Forestry Friday, November 26,1982 THE UBYSSEY Page 7

Thia box l» not gray. ft la partially black. It is 10 par cant black, SO par earn wnrta plus tha typa, which ia 100 oar cant Mack. So. aO you math computar aclanea. Letters •noinaaring and phytic* major*, flgura out what avaraga Macknaaa thh box it. Vou also hava to Inciuda tha bordsrt. which ara two point black. Thar* ia no prix* for this contaat, othar than satisfaction. So,-gat out your Tl or HP calculator, and gat working. DaadMna Is 9 a.m. Nov. 20. Herpes epidemic not all bad So what if this papar doaan't arrlva on campua untfl 10:30 a.m. In contrast to all the negative seems to be the case, beyond the perts" that permits so much misin­ hype you have no doubt received, I first paragraph, deserve what they formation, half-truths and outright would like to congratulate you on get. It is this impatience that leads lies to pass as news and hence form Women Students' Office & your "Herpes epidemic" article; to the bad habit of glancing through the collective conscious (and un­ for once you picked your target the media messages, and thus per­ conscious) of whole nations. Dept. of Music right on. Something as eyecatching mits those that control the media to • Those issues that form part of as a combination of sports, sex and control what goes over as "news." the arsenal of reactionary causes, danger was a great vehicle for mak­ • Those who unquestioningly however serious, deserve all the present ing the points you wanted to make, accept everything printed in a ridicule they get. The Herpes scare and on these points I totally newspaper (or even on a piece of is visibly being manipulated to put a disagree with the authors of the two paper) as the TRUTH also deserve lid on human, and especially CATHERINE ROBBIN letters of complaint: all the rude shocks that they get. It adolescent, sexuality; anybody who Canadian Mezzo-Soprano • Those not patient enough to is such unquestioning acceptance of even glances at the media should read into the second page, or, as the pronouncements of media "ex- know that Phyllis Schlafly's latest piece of ammunition in her fight against sexual liberation,' equality In A Noon-Hour Concert of and enlightenment is precisely the herpes scare. Are you lonely, bored, too shy to look for a pen pal? Better yet, So don't give me no baloney "WOMEN IN SONG" are you concerned about events that take place on your campus, and about "irresponsibility", "un­ in your society, and just itching to vent your spleen publicly? Boy, justifiable anxiety", "serious Wednesday, December 1,1982 12:30 p.m. are you in luck. Look at this page. It's all yours. issues", "acceptable practice"; the The Ubyssey welcomes letters on almost any topic. The quickest, duty of a student newspaper is to most direct method for a reader to get the issue nearest and dearest to shock, to enlighten, to question, to her or his heart representedi n the newspaper is to write a letter. ridicule even. Besides, it was a great What is it for you? Disarmament, women's rights, the plight of the laugh. RECITAL HALL Malaysian Mongoose? If you really care about it, write about it, and Thanks, Ubyssey. let the world know. Yorgos Papatheodorou MUSIC BUILDING graduate economics

THE NATIONAL PROGRAM PREPARES YOU FOR THE PRACTICE OF LA W THROUGHOUT CANADA McGILL UNIVERSITY Montreal FACULTY OF LAW THE FACULTY OF LAW OF McGILL UNIVER­ SITY offers courses in both Civil and Common Law under its NATIONAL PROGRAM OF LEGAL EDUCATION. BACHELOR OF CIVIL LAW (B.C.L.) The holder of this degree qualifies for admission to the Bar preparation course and examinations of the Bar of the Province of Quebec Board of Notaries. BACHELOR OF LAWS (LL.B.) The holder of this degree qualifies for admission to the Bars of all other Canadian Provinces. NATIONAL PROGRAM OF LEGAL EDUCATION Under the Faculty's NATIONAL PROGRAM, the holder of a McGill B.C.L. will be accepted for an additional year of study leading to the award of the McGill LL.B. The holder of a McGill LL.B. will similarly be accepted for an additional year of study leading to the award of the McGill B.C.L. Those who avail themselves of the Faculty's NA­ TIONAL PROGRAM and obtain both degrees will have been trained in Canada's two legal systems. Further information concerning the character and purpose of the Faculty's NATIONAL PROGRAM and the availability of scholarships may be obtain­ ed from the Admissions Office, Faculty of Law, Chancellor Day Hall, 3644 Peel Street, Montreal H3A 1W9, tel. 392-5104. Application forms are also available from the Admissions Office. The deadline for filing completed application forms is February 1. Real Menfe Decorating. Page 8 THE UBYSSEY Friday, November 26, 1982 UBC rugby [ 'Bird Droppings j NOW FOR 1983 team packs Grouse Mountain a punch introduces the By DOMINIC SPOONER UBC SKI PASS The rugby 'Birds fought their way to a 21-6 victory over the Van­ * Ski day & night, 7 days a week for the month of couver Rowing Club in a vicious January. game at Thunderbird Stadium last * Special on hill activities Tuesday & Thursday Saturday. evenings. The fists started to fly late in the first half as the rowers began to crumble against powerful UBC $35.00 pressure. Unfortunately after that * On sale only at the Intramural Recreational the fighting never really stopped. In the end Thunderbird winger, Steve Sports office Rm; #203 War Memorial Gym. Ridenour, received a brutal blow to * All applicants must have a valid university photo the face. He was admitted to Van­ I.D. card. couver General hospital where he underwent surgery for a broken cheekbone. Despite this aggressive style of play initiated by the rowers, UBC managed to keep cool heads and settled down to play some hard, fast rugby. The 'Birds ran their older adver­ saries all over the field, tiring them out with tough rucking by the for­ wards and superb speed from the backs. "The rowers were Vancouver's toughest team" said coach Donn Spence. Most of UBC's points were claimed by Peter Mclean. He kicked —allson ho-sns photo SKY-JACKING JAPENESE STYLE, Japanese university volleyballer three (three point) penalties goals conducts unarmed mid-air mugging of two flying Thunderbirds. UBC lost. and two (two point) try conversions GROUSE Moui\TAiN ski ClnAllENqE JANUAR>/27 for a total 13 points. SQUASH The UBC Mens squash teams continued to enjoy different levels of success on Monday night. FOR THEATRE INFORMATION CALL 687-1515 The first team continued its im­ pressive unbeaten run with a 5-0 M7QMIVII triumph over the Columbia Counts. ACADEMY FRAME ONE r ROM THE RAULJVUA. Meanwhile back at the Winter HAyjXSSJA KINSKI VOGUE HEART Sports Arena the second team were AT 2:15. 4:05. 6:00. 7:50, 9:45 918 GRANVILLE m ^ WARNING: Occasional nudity, sug- winning 4-1. 685-5434 (MATURE) gestive scenes and coarse language. Unfortunately the thirds broke * * B.C. Director the winning sequence. They lost 4-1 to the Richmond racquets club. EVERY YOUNG MAN NEEDS A TEACHER, f/ . S^WSmnVm wAPMiMn- Some nudity and suggestive m-MmEmm'ytmFjUmi '*• r*C T**-*w scenes. B.C. Director f raffHWI ESSAYS DUE? OCIEON with At 2:15, 4:10. 6:05, 8:00, 10:00 JOAN COLLINS Get help in finding the infor­ 881 GRANVILLE As Sr>fit* 5 Mother In mation you need. 682-7468 Beverley Scott, Librarian WARNING: Frequent gory violence. B.C. 733-3657 Director #v^a*r BEFORE At 2:00, 4:00, 6:00, 8:00, 10:00 CORONET TRANSCENDENTAL 8 SOH 851 GRANVILLE &S®K SMWN MEDITATION PROGRAMME 685-6828 \ *"• f***-'s"Ti .iLias-—— as taught by Maharishi Mahesh Yogi WARNING: Occasional very coarse and suggestive SCIENTIFICALLY VERIFIED TO (MATURE)' \language . B.C. Director. • Improve Academic Performance Coronet: 2:00, 3:50, 5:40, 7:40, 9:40. • Increase Intelligence Growth Rate Dunbar 7:30, 9:30 "The • Increase Mental Clarity • Reduce Stress CORONET I dUNbAR Introductory Lecture 851 GRANVILLE DUNBAR at 30th ultesiqnarMICHAEL PALIN g Every Monday 685-6828 224-7252 SUB ROOM 211 Phone 263-2655 (GENERAL;) £.T. THE EXTRA OPEN TO EVERYONE SIX TRACK DQ[e9Lfilii§II' PRESENTATION WA RNING: Occasional TFR R F**-TTR 1 A T coarsrse languaglanguage B.C. ' HVIVL^O 1 1\1AL DARK Director

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I have no The seminar was basically a non- on it. ceremoniously on a homemade Robson Square was quiet Tues­ idea why they were filming you. I event, said Clark, and was only "Somebody will supply the drum while the others paced on the day morning. In contrast to Mon­ don't know why you were filming made interesting by Monday's military equipment, so we might as steps of the courthouse, sometimes day, there were few protestors as us. demonstration. well do it in B.C.," he said. "We on their knees. On the stairs they the downtown crowds hurried to "They were just performing their "Our mandate is economic want to have an equal chance of had placed small hand-drawn signs work or shopping stores. normal duty as they've been com­ development, and the way we do getting jobs out of that economic which read Love, Destruction, Behind the locked glass doors to missioned to do," he added. that is consistent with Canadian activity." Hope, and Bombs. the media centre a couple of securi­ The conference was generally a policy in job creation and export At about 11:30 a.m. three pro­ At noon the security guards ty guards and a handful of success, said Clark. "The (U.S.) marketing," said Clark. "Whether testors, wearing black boots, capes unlocked the doors to admit the policemen dutifully admitted defence department was very im­ that is right or wrong is a matter the and multicolored masks, performed public. Several protestors rushed delegates to the seminar on military pressed by the response," he said. public has no right in deciding." guerrilla theatre in front of the old downstairs to the seminar room research and development. The "Certainly the companies were hap­ Clark said military production is courthouse. One marched back and which contained about two dozen public, including the media, were py." a reality and B.C. should capitalize forth on the sidewalk pounding tables surrounded by empty chairs. denied admittance. The delegates, including several On Monday, delegates had to UBC professors and ad­ step over protestors who staged a ministrators, had already vacated "die-in" to protest the defence in­ the premises. dustry opportunities seminar. On Tuesday they were greeted by less than a dozen quiet demonstrators who stood by the doors talking to Lack of info each other and politely offering leaflets to the arriving delegates. Most either accepted the pam­ stops press phlets quietly or ignored them en­ tirely. But one man grew belligerent when urged to read the alternative from its job viewpoint. By ROBERT BEYNON "You people are getting to be a Canadian industrial facts are nuisance," he shouted. "You're more available in the United States prostituting our freedom." than in Canada, an Edmonton jour­ One protestor made a brave but nalist said Tuesday. ineffectual attempt at civil disobe­ "It's strange Canadian dience by sitting down and leaning documents are more accessible in a against the door. When confronted foreign country than in Canada," by startled conference delegates, he Peter von Stackelberg told 25 peo­ simply stated, "This is a non­ ple in IRC 3. violent protest action against this Von Stackelberg said the new seminar." Canadian Freedom of Information The police and security guards Act actually decreases accessibility to managed to push the door open Canadian industrial documents. from the inside just enough to allow "Under the new act, industry can delegates to enter. The battle of classify documents as trade secrets wills went on for a short period and they cannot release trade before the police ignored the pro­ secrets," von Stackelberg said. testor and began admitting This lack of information hinders delegates through another entrance the media in reporting to the public, 20 yards away. he said. A plainclothes policeman, when Von Stackelberg specializes in asked by a protestor why the police chemical, drug and pesticide in­ filmed Monday's rally, replied, "It dustry news. He first opened the was a brand new unit, and it was a — brian jonaa photo Bio-tech corporation faked ex­ perfect opportunity to experiment DEFENCE SEMINAR DELEGATE Donald Cameron hides face Tuesday at Robson square media centre periments story. with it." moments before striking Ubyssey photographer with briefcase. Uninjured but disgruntled photog has laid charge He said scientists are unwilling to Seminar co-ordinator Michael of common assault. Defence industry opportunities seminar occurred Monday and Tuesday and featured 17 speak to the press. "Government Clark, when asked the same ques­ Pentagon officials, who discussed research and development contracts with business and university represen­ (scientists) must get used to ques­ tion, said "Well, you were filming tatives. See story above. tioning by the media." Von Stackelberg said the public can see the result of industrial mistakes, but government, industry Hollers from scholars for more dollars and scientists speak dishonestly with the public about mistakes for By MURIEL DRAAISMA to accept the agreement in princi­ tacted faculty and college board trying to negotiate a contract since political reasons. ple, the vote passed with substantial representatives, held forums and Sept. 10 but have reached an im­ "In Alberta the department of University and college ad­ opposition, said faculty association some even picketed with faculty passe over wage proposals. the environment told me a ministrations across the province president Bob Cook. One of every during a one day strike Nov. 9. The union is asking for 14 per simultaneous outbreak of illness and have reached agreements with their three members voted against the In Kelowna, Okanagan college cent in the first year and zero to a sour gas well blowout were coin­ faculty associations, but problems agreement, he said. students also played an important nine in the second. cidental," von Stackelberg said. remain. Neither the administration nor role in averting a strike and urging He said science, particuarly risk UBC's faculty association is ap­ the faculty will reveal the contents resumption of bargaining. About assessment and threshold limits, are pealing provincial Compensation of the tentative agreement until 40 students staged a sleep-in at the extremely political issues and Stabilization Program commis­ both sides ratify it. student services building Nov. 5. should be discussed publicly. sioner Ed Peck's ruling that a nine The directorship dispute which The next day 100 students attended TAs to hold "I think we need much more to 12 per cent arbitrated wage settle­ was the main issue in the negotia­ a board meeting where ad­ openness," von Stackelberg said. ment is too high. Peck said the tions is settled but the conflict isn't ministrators agreed to start negotia­ He said engineers agree with settlement must be reconsidered entirely resolved. Although no new tions again. In addition they sent strike vote communication in principle, but because it did not take UBC's $7.2 directors will be hired before March letters to negotiators calling for bin­ The teaching assistants union generally only want their viewpoint million budget cut into account. 31, 1984, and when they are selected ding arbitration to reach a settle­ voted Thursday to hold a strike vote published. "We have asked (Peck) to recon­ the faculty will be allowed to submit ment. within three weeks. Von Stackelberg said his own sider certain aspects of his ruling he evaluations, the present three direc­ Meanwhile at the B.C. Institute Talks between the union and the reporting is accurate. "My writing made on Oct. 14," faculty associa­ tors will be retained. The position of Technology, the ministry of administration are stalled because never had factual errors, but some tion president Jonathan Wisenthal will be reviewed in July 1983. labor assigned a mediator to end the the university is not prepared to in­ have disagreed with my interpreta­ said Thursday. "We hope we can Capilano college students were dispute between the B.C. Govern­ crease its 6.35 per cent wage in­ tions." He added the public should settle 1982-83 salaries before we instrumental in pressuring both ment Employees Union and the crease offer, the steering committee never accept the newspaper stories have to negotiate those of sides to resume talks. They sent BCIT administration. The BCGEU told union members. without doubt. 1983-84." press releases to local media, con­ and the administration have been Union president Yorgos He said that journalism schools The appeal is currently under Papatheodorou said the current generally provide inadequate educa­ review, and according to assistant wage offer is two per cent less than tion on scientific issues and place commissioner Jennifer Crawford, amounts offered other campus too much emphasis on politics. But Peck's decision will be reached Whiteout at UBC unions. he said the quality of scientific soon. "He's working on it; it's not Other outstanding issues include reporting is improving. After more than 30 years at UBC, UBC's vice president and bursar job and union security. The motion at the bottom of the pile." is resigning. He added a danger exists that the She refused to speculate on to go to a strike vote was carried 51 media may become biased by William White, who has held the bursary position since 1975, will votes to 17 by union members behalf of Peck, who was take early retirement June 30, 1982, at the same time administra­ owners in the future. "One of the unavailable for comment, but add­ meeting at the Graduate Student biggest threats (to the media) is the tion president Doug Kenny steps down. centre. ed he would probably recommend a White declined to comment on his resignation Thursday. "I am purchase of newspapers by non- second time that the original ar­ The committee said ad­ newspaper corporations." not discussing that right now," he said, hanging up the telephone. ministration told the union bitrator reconsider UBC's ability to Simon Fraser University president George Pedersen becomes UBC Von Stackelberg said the pay. negotiating team "to fish or cut newspapers coverage of the video president July 1, 1983. bait." Capilano college faculty and ad­ A certified general accountant, White has been involved in the display terminal question may be ministration reached a tentative Papatheodorou said the university biased. "The newspapers have a financial operations of the university since 1950. Under former would not improve its position until agreement Nov. 14, just in time to president John McDonald in the '60's, White was deputy president vested interested in the new elec­ avoid a full strike set for the next the union demonstrated its strength tronics because it saves them and treasurer. by the threat of strike. da^. t While faculty mernbers .voted.,. money," von Stackelberg said. • Mill I I I I , * , * k , . I • 1 • 1 » * \ . . ~ \ ,. v .> .' . **(##, » » # < t * * t f t f Page 10 THE UBYSSEY Friday, November 26, 1982

p.m.; Monsieur Hulot's Holiday, 8:35 p.m.; SOUTH ASIA COLLOQUIUM Clansmen. CITR's Joe March, Thundering Phil And we know the faculty association peo­ Playtime, 10:20 p.m. Nov. 29-30: 3 Women, Seminar on Agricultural research in Sri Lanka: Its Kueber along with the B.C. Lion's Kevin Konar will ple always read us, for whatever reason. Pro­ 7:30 p.m.; Images, 9:45 p.m. Dec. 1-2: assumptions, structure and impact, 3:30 p.m., relay the action to you. Pre-Bowl show is at 7:46 p.m. bably because Kenny read us. Hivfic Asian centre 615. Led by Adam Pain. Witness For The Prosecution, 7:30 p.m.; Sports And now, faculty members, do we have Some Like It Hot, 9:40 p.m. Dec. 3-5: The ROCKERS CO-OP Every Monday and Friday after the 6 p.m. Dinner General meeting to discuss permanent something for you. Enigmas: rock sock-hop, Nov. 26, Soft Rock Passenger 7 p.m.; Blow Up, 9:15 p.m.; The report . . . Birds' Eye View: reviewing the past workshop, all members please come, 5:30 p.m., Tuesday, graduate studies dean Peter Cafe. Red Desert, 11:20 p.m. weekend's UBC sports action on Mondays and SUB 212. previewing upcoming action on Fridays. Larkin speaks on preparing "grant applica­ Dido and Tha Hand Paopla: afro salsa rock, INTERNATIONAL HOUSE Every weekday at 4:30 p.m. ... The CITR After­ tions" good-like, in computer science 201 at Nov. 27, Soft Rock Cafe. English language evening, 7:30 p.m.. Gate 4 In­ noon Sports Break. 12:30 (that's noonl. Also up for discussion will Fly By Night/Whisky Jack: bluegrass, Nov. ternational house. Every Wednesday at 10:30 a.m. . . . Sports be Precis Preparation for Policy Drafting. 29, Soft Rock Cafe. ExUbth TUESDAY Unlimited: sports stories, information and interviews. There will be an exam after the lecture. Barry Collins and the Do Band: CFMI real FAMILY HOUSING Alternative Music Programming Those failing lose tenure. Those getting less guitar contest, to Nov. 27, The Savoy. Bogna Ross: black and white portraits and Walt Disney's Freaky Friday, 7 p.m., SUB Monday to Saturday at noon and 8 p.m. . . . Mini- than 10 per cent get to be the next president Johnny D. and tha Fury: real guitar contest, nudes. Carnagie Centre Art Gallery, 401 Main. audrtorium. AMS $1, Children under 12 $1, Concerts (music from past and present with com­ of Simon Fraser. Nov. 29-Dec. 1, The Savoy. Gillian Armitage/Linda Ohama/Kon Pat­ General $3. mentary on one band). MOTORCYCLE CLUB Innocent Bystander: rock, to Nov. 27, tern: artistic works. Temple Gallery, 4426 Everyday at 11 p.m. . . . Final Vinyl (an album General meeting, noon, SUB 215. Gators. West 10th. played in its entirety): Mon. . . . jazz; Tue. & Wed. PRACTICAL WRITING LECTURE SERIES Kick-Axe: yes, you guessed it, ROCKI Nov. . . . new album; Thu. . . . import album; Fri. . . . Simon Frasar university's student Graduate studies dean Peter A. Larkin on How to neglected album; Sat. . . . classic album; Sun. . . . newspaper, The Peak, is predicting a 30 point 29-Dec. 4, Gators. Write a Grant Proposal and Precis Preparation CITR's #1 album. spread for Saturday's Shrum bowl, they Rhythm and Blues All-Stars: to Nov. 27, for Policy Drafting, noon. Computer Sci. 201. Saturdays 10 a.m. to 12 noon . . . Folk Show, didn't say for whom. Town Pump. LUTHERAN STUDENT MOVEMENT Saturdays 3:30 to 6 p.m. . . . Playlist Show (count­ Amos Garrett: right again, rock, Nov. Dinner/mini clubs night, 6 p.m., Lutheran Cam­ down of CITR's top albums and singles). Game time is 8 p.m. at Empire stadium. pus centre. Tickets are available from the AMS box of­ 28-Dec. 4, Town Pump. Bella Lewitzky Dance Company: modern Sundays 8:30 a.m. to 12:15 p.m. . . . Music Of Our INTERNATIONAL HOUSE Time (exploring 20th century music, primarily from fice and the War Memorial gym. Bundle up Guy Jones Band: more macho rock, to Nov. dance. Nov. 29, 8 p.m. SFU Theatre. Tickets Film series, 8 p.m.. International house, gate 4. the classical tradition). nice and warm, because it's going to be a cold 27, Backstage. $2.50 students. THUNDERBIRD BASKETBALL Sundays 12:45 p.m. to 3:00 a.m. . . , Reggae one. Paris: anyone tired of rock? I don't blame New Dance Massimo Agostinelli Dance Game with Trinity Western, 8:30 p.m., War Show. Oh yes, remember to bring something to you, Nov. 29-Dec. 4, Backstage. Theatre: Nov. 26-27, 8:30 p.m.. West End Memorial gym. Mondays 9:30 p.m. to 1:00 a.m. . . . Jazz Show. warm you inside. Dragon Fly: one more time, rock, to Nov. 27, Community Centre, 870 Denman. Tickets $3 Public affairs shows The Boo. students. WEDNESDAY Phoenix Jazzers: finally, pure dixieland jazz, WOMEN STUDENTS OFFICE MON.: Political Forum (political analysis by UBC Literary Storefront: reading by Michael On­ political clubs). Nov. 26, Hot Jazz Club. Noon-hour concert with Catherine Robbin, daatje, Nov. 26, 9 p.m., 314 Cordova. Canadian Mezzo-soprano, noon. Recital hall, TUE.: UBC On Tap (dispenses information and Dave Roberts Jazz Band: jazz, Nov. 27, Hot knowledge tapped from UBC for community con­ Music building. There is a sport called underwater Jazz Club. sumption). VARSITY OUTDOOR CLUB hockey that is played Sunday nights at 10 p.m. Vancouver Bach Choir: Berlioz' L'Enfance General meeting and slide show, noon, Chem WED.: Sports Unlimited (sports stories, informa­ in the Herpes-free aquatic centre. du Christ, Nov. 26, Orpheum, VTC/CBO. 150. tion and interviews). But those who can't stand this new sport Patrick Webb and Others: chamber music INTERNATIONAL HOUSE THU.: Cross Currents (insight into issues of con­ of the french Baroque, Nov. 26, 8 p.m., Van­ Romance languages, 7:30 p.m.. International flict and confrontation). play the surface version of the game — Water couver Museum, 1100 Chestnut. Tickets TODAY house Gate 4. FRI,: Dateline International (analysis of interna­ Polo. CAMPUS PRO-LIFE $4.75 students. ASTRONOMY AND AEROSPACE CLUB tional issues). Men's water polo practise is Saturday at 5 Information table, noon, SUB concourse. Downchild Blues Band: Nov. 27, Com­ 16 inch tour, film, 12 inch discussion, 5:30 p.m., Every Saturday at 3:00 p.m. . . . Laughing Matters p.m. at the centre. (a comedy show). modore, VTC/CBO. Geophysics snd Astronomy 142. THURSDAY There is only one advantage to water polo COMMITTEE TO REVISE ELECTION CODE Every Sunday at 12:15 a.m. . . . Sunday Brunch over underwater hockey — it is a better spec­ The Villains: ska, Nov. 26, SUB ballroom, UBYSSEY First meeting, all interested persons invited, 1:30 (literary works and radio plays written by UBC Production day for Friday paper, noon, SUB tator sport. AMS ticket centre. p.m., SUB 260. students). 241k. Would all our long-lost staff please return, Get wet. Free jazz Concert: not avant-garde, but free LE CLUB FRANCAIS Every weekday at 11:30 a.m. and 6:45 p.m. . . thank you. in that you don't have to pay to get in. Get it? Guest speaker: M. Jacques Bernard, directeur Generic Review (reviews movies, plays, books, KINSMEN MOTHRS MARCH Nov. 28, 2 p.m., Surrey Art Gallery, 13750 de la radio Francaise en Columbie Britannique, restaurants, etc.). Need volunteers for annual march, Jan. 24-Feb. noon, International house, main lounge. CITR news menu 88th Ave., Surrey. 1. Contact Kinsmen rehabilitation foundation at PROGRESSIVE CONSERVATIVE CLUB Every weekday . . . William O. Smith: virtuoso clarinet, Nov. 28, 736-8841 local 66 to volunteer. The Ubyssey is going to stop Party and general piss-up, muzik. pin the middle 8:00 a.m. Wake-Up Report 8 p.m., UBC Recital Hall. LUTHERAN STUDENT MOVEMENT publishing. Surprise! digit on Trudeau contest, 7 p.m.-midnight, SUB 9:00 a.m. Breakfast Report The Spoons Images In Vogue: Synthesized Bible study, Christian lifestyle, noon, Lutheran Next week. The Ubyssey comes out Tues­ 211. 1:00 p.m. Lunch Report Campus centre. day and Friday, but then, watch out, because power pop, Nov. 29, Commodore, STUDENTS FOR PEACE AND 3:30 p.m. Afternoon News Break INTERNATIONAL HOUSE VTC/CBO. MUTUAL DISARMAMENT 6:00 p.m. Dinner Report the following week, there is only one issue of Stammtisch, 7:30 p.m., International house Gate The Fixx: rock, Dec. 2, The Roxy, Hastings Talk by Andrew Milne on Defending the West: A 6:10 p.m. After Dinner Portion: this fine rag. 4. realistic alternative, followed by brief general Tues., Wed. & Thu. . . . Insight (news analysis and That's right, the amount of newspaper you and Nanaimo, VTC/CBO. SAILING CLUB meenng, noon, bub" AX>. editorials); Fri. . . . UBC Capsule (recaps the week's The Nylons: a capella ramblings, Dec. 2, Or­ Bzzr garden, 7 p.m., SUB 205. get to train your dog on, or line your budgie UBYSSEY UBC news events). pheum, VTC/CBO. CAMPUS CRUSADE FOR CHRIST cage with is going to decrease. The week after Applications for the non-paid, over-worked, Every Sunday at 6:00 p.m. . . . The Doug Richards Walter Zimmerman: performance of Christian life seminar, Dr. J. I. Packer on The next, The Ubyssey comes out only Thursday under-appreciated position of Tween classes News Magazine. Authority of Scriptures, noon. Brock hall 203. Dec. 9. Freunde, Dec. 2, 8 p.m., SFU theatre. editor, apply any time, SUB 241k. Craig is getting INSTITUTE FOR ASIAN RESEARCH At UBC Feature Rhythm Mission/Junco Run/Animal sick of doing it. Bring beer. The deadline for the final edition for letters, Films: Immigration law - a delicate balance, and Every weekday at 8:40 a.m., 12:40 p.m., 4:00 p.m. Slaves: benefit for the alternative media pro­ JAPAN CLUB Tweens, etc. is Tuesday Dec. 7 at 1 p.m. Everybody's Prejudiced, noon, Asian centre and 8:40 p.m. Announcements to let you know ject, Dec. 3, 8:30 p.m., Odd Fellows Hall, Sake garden, 4:30-12 p.m., SUB 206. Editorial deadline is Monday night. /" auditorium. what's happening at UBC. If you would like to put INTERNATIONAL HOUSE Get studying! Get writing. tickets $5. one in, visit SUB,room 233 or call 228-3017 between Potluck dinner with international quisine, bring a UBC Choral Union: Dec. 2, noon, Dec. 3, 9-and-5 on weekdays. 7:30 p.m. main dish or dessert, 6:30 p.m., International house lower lounge. Phone I.H. at 228-5021 or UBC Wind Symphony: Dec. 2, 8 p.m., Dec. Mary Gerry 263-9236 for reservations. 3, noon. LAW STUDENTS ASSOCIATION The British Columbia Film Industry SPEAKERS BUREAU FM 101.9 on air, 100.1 on cable Association seminars on the Screen Per­ Legal Aspects of Martial Law in Poland, noon, Broadcast Hours former ends Saturday at 1 p.m. Law 169. Prof. Karol W. Wronecki, formerly of U Monday thru Thursday . . . 7:30 a.m. to 1:00a.m. At the Varsity theatre on tenth avenue, Attention faculty members! of Wroclaw speaks. Friday & Saturday . . . 7:30 a.m. to 4:00 a.m. and BCFIA will screen Latitude '55 — a Canadian GRADUATE STUDENT SOCIETY beyond. Don't look away, because we know you flick, and its filmmakers will be at hand for Sunday . . . 8:30 a.m. to 1:00 a.m. read this fine rag. Math professor and former Talking Dirty: sexual rants and raves of the Pre-Christmas dance with The Coffee Dregs - a THE SHRUM BOWL city councilor Nathan Divinsky used to read discussion after. The seminar ends at 6 p.m. bourgeoise. Art Club Granville Island, 8:30 steel band from the Caribbean, bar service, everyone welcome, $3 cover charge, 8 p.m.-1 Sat., Nov. 27 at 8 p.m. Live from Empire stadium, The Ubyssey during council meetings. (That Admission tickets — at $12 a person — are p.m., closes Dec. 4. a.m.. Graduate student centre. the play-by-play broadcast of the annual cross-town was, of course, until Vancouver voters threw available at the door. Phone 684-4712 for The Gin Game: directed by Norman Brown­ LUTHERAN STUDENT MOVEMENT rivalry between the UBC Thunderbirds and SFU him oft council last Saturday.) more information. ing, Arts Club Seymour, 8:30 p.m. Happy hour: Happy refreshments and happy The Dresser: by Ronald Harwood, Queen conversation, 4:30 p.m., Lutheran campus cen­ Elizabeth Playhouse, 8 p.m., closes Sat. tre. White Boys: it has a warning so it must be INTERNATIONAL HOUSE good, Vancouver East Cultural Centre, 9 p.m. Folk night, 8 p.m.. International house. The Trojan Women: Greeks were no geeks STUDENT LIBERALS said author Europides, Freddy Wood Theatre, General meeting for members, noon, SUB 207. THE CLASSIFIEDS Dance and social for all those interested, 7:30 8 p.m. p.m., SUB 212. RATES: AMS Card Holders - 3 lines, 1 day $2.50; additional lines, 60c. The Caretaker: by Harold Pinter, City Stage, POLITICAL SCIENCE opens this week. STUDENTS ASSOCIATION Commercial — 3 lines, 1 day $4.20; additional lines, 63c. Alice In Wonderland: Alice and company in Bzzr and bull bash, all welcome, 4-6 p.m., Buch. Additional days, $3.80 and 58c. speech and song, Waterfront Theatre, 1 p.m. penthouse. Fresh Produce: a melange of performances. DEBATING SOCIETY Classified ads are not accepted by telephone and are payable in advance. Presentation House, 7 and 9:30 p.m. Debate against gears: that scientists succeed and engineers fail, noon, SUB auditorium. Deadline is10:30 a.m. the day before publication. Chicago: Vaudeville Vancouver style, Metro ORAL ROBARTS OF THE Publications Office, Room 241, S.U.B., UBC, Vancouver, B.C. V6T 2AS Theatre, 8:30 p.m. THEATRE STUDENTS ASSOCIATION Informal meeting, read prose, poem or work on a monologue, all welcome, noon. Brock hall 302. NEWMAN CATHOUC CLUB 70 — Services Soup lunch, noon, St. Mark's lunch room. 5 — Coming Events 11 — For Sale - Private THUNDERBIRD VOLLEYBALL FOR SALE: '74 Austin Marina Men's fall invitational tournament featuring top FREE HAIRCUT: Models (ladies pre­ THE VANCOUVER 66,000 miles, $400. 224-7361. ferred) required, for training hairstylists. Ex­ SUB films: to Nov. 28: Chariots of Fire, 7 club teams from B.C., all day. War Memorial gym. INSTITUTE pert supervision. Ph. Donna, 733-7795. and 9:X p.m. Dec. 2-5: Ragtime. 7 p.m.; 20 — Housing Atlantic City, 9:30 p.m. Free Public Lecture FOR YOUR MARY KAY cosmetics, Cinema 16 (SUB Auditorium), Nov. 29: SATURDAY IRANIAN STUDENTS CLUB GERALD HASLAM VANCOUVER - Amsterdam, Dec. 19, 2 call Pam: 266-4812. Moscow Does Not Believe In Tears, 6 and tickets, one way, $275 each. 926-1639. Party, 9 p.m.-l a.m., SUB party room. Publisher MODE COLLEGE of Barbering and Hairstyl- 9 p.m. THUNDERBIRD VOLLEYBALL ing. Students $6.50 with I.D. Body wave, Family Housing Film Series: Nov. 30 and Men's fall invitational tournament featuring top The Province FREE ROOM BOARD. Exchange for $17 and up. 601 W. Broadway, 874-0633. Dec. 4: Freaky Friday, 7 p.m. Tues., 3 p.m. club teams from B.C., all day. War Memorial NEWSPAPER 15 to 20 hours/wk. House sitting — Sat. gym. weekdays 25th Arbutus. 738-8685. Inter­ Pacific Cinematheque (1155 Georgia!, Nov. THUNDERBIRD RUGBY PUBLISHING: view after 5:30 p.m. 85 — Typing Vancouver first division match vs. Meralomas, 26: The Lady of Musashino. 7:30 p.m.; A Truth or Profits 2:30 p.m., UBC playing fields. Preliminaries in TYPEWRITING. Minimal notice required. Woman Of Rumour, 9:30 p.m. Nov. 27: the morning. Lecture Hall 2, FREE ROOM & BREAKFAST near UBC Phone 732-0529 mornings to noon or eves, Miss Oyu, 7:30 p.m.; The Lady of gates in exchange for ACTIVE care of 7 yr. 'til 10. Reasonable rates. Kits location. Musashino. 9:30 p.m. Nov. 28: A Woman SUNDAY Woodward Building, old boy, 3-6 p.m., Mon.-Fri. Must be non- Of Rumour. 7:30 p.m.; The Love Of UNDERWATER HOCKEY Saturday, Nov. 27 smoker Er enjoy kids. 228-9494. TYPING. Special student rates. Fitness & Sumako The Actress. 9:30 p.m. Dec. 1: Practice, 10 p.m,. Aquatic centre. All new at 8:15 p.m. Cameron, public stenographers. 5670 Yew The Eclipse, 7 and 9:30 p.m. Dec. 2: The reciuits welcome. (Kerrisdale). Ph. 266-6814. Tenth Northwest Film Festival Tour, 7 and MOTORCYCLE CLUB 25 — Instruction 9:30 p.m. Dec. 3: A Generation, 7:30 p.m. Quick ride to Trolls (Horseshoe bay) for brunch, YEAR-ROUND expert typing, theses, LEARN TO SAIL. 30 ft. cruiser/racer. essays. 738-6829 from 10:00 a.m. to 9:00 Last two screenings at Robson Square Media back in lots of time to study, 10 a.m., SUB YOU CAN PASS THE Hands on Basic Coastal Cruising, C.Y.A. p.m. Centre, 800 Robson. cafeteria. CYCLING CLUB Certificate. Next class registering now. Ridge Theatre (16th and Arbutus, 738-6311), Ride, everybody welcome, 9 a.m., between SUB ENGLISH 734-1675 after 7:00 p.m. Sailcraft Ltd. EXPERT TYPING essays, term papers, fac- Nov. 26-Dec. 2: The Weavers: Wasn't That and Aquatic centre. tums, letters, manuscripts, resumes, PRE-DENTAL SOCIETY COMPOSITION theses. IBM Selectric II. Reasonable rates. A Time, 7:30 and 9:30 p.m. Dec. 3-5: Atlan­ 30 - Jobs tic City, 7 p.m.; Zazie Dans Le Metro, 9 No meetings until Jan. 13. EXAM Rose, 731-9857. p.m.; The Lovers, 10:40 p.m. SAILING CLUB Iceburg regatta, open to all skill levels, 9 a.m., Invest in your future. Attend an EASY SALES JOBS available to U-WRITE WE TYPE 736-1208. Word Pro­ Savoy Cinema (3321 Main, 872-2124), Nov. Jericho. afternoon seminar especially design­ students. Earning a 35% commission. Call cessing Specialists for Theses, Term 26-28: 12 Angry Men, 7:30 p.m.; Grapes of MARANATHA CHRISTIAN CLUB ed for English 100 students and learn Dave, 985-1943 after 6. Papers, Resumes, Reports, Correspond­ Wrath, 9:15 p.m. Nov. 29-30: High Society, Sunday morning service of worship and praise, all the skills and techniques ence, Days, Evenings, Weekends. 7:30 p.m.; The Country Girl, 9:30 p.m. Dec. all welcome, 10 a.m., SUB 125. necessary to pass. Preregistration, 1-2: King's Row, 7:30 p.m.; Desperate SPORTS CAR CLUB 65 — Scandals FAST, efficient typing, 41st and Marine Dr. Auto Slalom, novice series, 9:30 a.m., B-lot. by December 1st, is essential due to Journey, 9:45 p.m. Dec. 3-5: The Man With limited enrollment. 266-5053. Bogart's Face, 7:30 p.m.; Play It Again ROB BRISTOW. I'm glad I got to MONDAY 12:30-6:00 p.m. Sunday, Dec. 5, 1962 SUB 213, Sam, 9:45 p.m. SPORTS CAR CLUB fee $36.00. Contact: L. A. Johanaon, B.A. dance at least once at Bzzr Night, but I'm MICOM WORD PROCESSING: Thesis, Vancouver East Cinema (7th and Commer­ Genera, meeting, more Porsche racing films, all (Hons.) Re«.: 732-1593. Bus.: 434-4615. jealous of the girl you were "talking" with. term papers, equation typing. Rate $10 an cial, 253-5455), Nov. 26-28: Jour De Fete, 7 welcome, 7 p.m., SUB 215. XOXO Bunny Shields. hour. Jeeva, 876-5333. Friday, November 26,1982 THE UBYSSEY Page 11 Manitoba schools a priority WINNIPEG (CUP) — Manitoba's education minister says the pro­ "Why are we paying $21,000 in 1983 B.C. universities model parlia­ "Anything more (than current vince's universities can expect to re­ CFS fees if we are fighting our own ment government. funding) would be beneficial," main a high priority during times of political battles and we can't get Tories form "It's a realistic example of how Walter Learning told 10 people in restraint. needed information in time from the House of Commons works,' the Dorothy Somerset studio. Maureen Hemphill said educa­ the CFS national office?" asked B.C. universities model parliament Learning said despite the current tion is a high priority in the New Rans. government society president Tedd McNabb recession, the Vancouver Democratic government elected in Nova Scotia delegates were also said. It has no actual power, Playhouse's audience attendance November 1981 — second only to opposed to the conference decision The Progressive Conservative he said. hasn't fallen. party will form a new federal "The stuff actually sells. Au­ health. that institutions must join both CFS Seats at the parliament are She cited last year's 14 per cent and their provincial organization or government in January. dience attendance is up." A majority of B.C. university awarded to the parties — the cam­ funding increase to universities as neither. Rans said some Nova pus NDP, PC's, and Liberals — ac­ "Our strategy," he said, "is to an example of this commitment. Scotia campuses want to belong to students polled this month said they root the playhouse in the public." would elect the conservative party if cording to the percentage the par­ She compared this with previous in­ SUNS but not CFS, and he ties receive in a random poll con­ Learning said audience atten­ creases under the Conservative predicted CFS will lose members an election occurred tomorrow. dance and no drop in government Therefore, the Tories will form the ducted by the parliamentary society government, which she said left the over the issue. at B.C.'s three universities, said funding has enabled the playhouse universities "strangled or starved." society vice president Jeff Kuwica. and other companies to survive dur­ Those increases ranged from 1.5 to ing financially difficult times. McNabb said Simon Frasr voted "Fifty per cent of our budget is 5 per cent, except during the 1981 predominantly NDP. The UBC election year. vote split between the NDP and the from various government grants, Hemphill said her government PC's, but the PC's have won at and 50 per cent is from the au­ would not make the kind of drastic UBC two years in a row, McNabb dience." cutbacks being implemented in said. other provinces. These include a $12 million mid-year cut in universi­ The Tories won the greatest NDP MLAs to ty funding in B.C., and similar cuts percentage of the poll vote at all of more than $2 million in Nova three universities, Kuwica said. Scotia and $2 million in New­ In past years, "the Liberals have dine in SUB foundland. been continually decreasing in power and the PC's subsequently The socialist hoards are invading "We are not taking those kinds increasing in power," McNabb UBC today. of extreme actions," said Hemphill. said. New Democratic party MLAs "Ours will be one of the best deals will spend the day at UBC today, in the country." The Tories will have 23 seats in the parliament Jan. 6 to 9. The having lunch with students in SUB, NDP will have 19 seats, while the and attending workshops on grits will get 14 seats in the 57 seat various topics. SUNS may B.C. legislative chamber. The MLAs will dine in SUB cafeteria from 12 noon to about A speaker will fill the last seat. 1:30 p.m. set on CFS The seminars will be on such topics as the economic outlook for Arts funding Canada, the B.C. Forestry in­ in Victoria dustry, and the impact of B.C. HALIFAX (CUP) — When mega-project investment. — rick katz photo must double delegates from the Student Union Administration president Doug of Nova Scotia (SUNS) left to at­ UNFORTUNATE UBC STUDENT sits mesmerized by tiny alien creatures Canada council's funding for the Kenny will meet with the MLAs in tend the Canadian Federation of who invaded campus recently in attempt to instill life back into dullness of arts needs to double before theatre the afternoon, followed by a recep­ Students national conference two existence on the Point. "Take us to E.T.," said shrimpy extraterrestrials, companies' needs can be adequately tion at Cecil Green park. weeks ago in Victoria they were but humanoid was too enraptured to obey their command to see the wide- met, Vancouver playhouses' artistic Social Credit MLAs will visit angry and alienated. eyed marketing wonder. director said Thursday. UBC in the spring. They're still angry and alienated. They charge CFS did not deal with their criticisms at its semi­ annual conference in Victoria Nov. 8 to 13. And now two Nova Scotia student associations plan to hold pull-out referenda in January. "I hope we get out as soon as possible," said Eric Walker, who represented the Nova Scotia College of Art and Design. "We have a stu­ dent body who feels CFS doesn't do anything." Walker is also chair of SUNS, the provincial student organization. He said CFS wastes money on staff and executive travel but claims it can't afford to increase travel subsidies for smaller institutions to attend conferences. Walker also criticized the delegates' refusal to donate $500 towards legal fees for students arrested in an occupation protesting tuition hikes at the Universite de Moncton in April. The CFS treasurer argued that the donation could not be afforded. SUNS members held a gripe ses­ sion at a provincial meeting prior to the conference but delegates said most of the motions they presented to the CFS conference were "soundly defeated." SUNS focused much of its discontent on the CFS executive, the central committee. CFS plenaries twice told the CC to hire a translater instead of a researcher, but this summer the CC voted to do the opposite, arguing that research in a higher priority. Peter Rans, Dalhousie University Students' Union president, labelled the decision "undemocratic." "It means you have to go to a conference, work for a week, the plenary passes a motion, and the central committee can ignore it," he said. A SUNS motion to condemn the CC for its decision was defeated. Rans said CFS was of little help when Nova Scotia closed the Atlan­ tic Institute of Education and restricted student aid in August. Page 12 THE UBYSSEY Friday, November 26, 1982 Entertainment for people on the go •. • <-- PORTABLE STEREO C3

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