the Election today! Don't forget to vote! Wilfrid laurier (Jnlversity Waterloo, Ontario Thursday, February 2, 1984 Volume 24, Number 16 side Dancing up a $4,350 storm by laura (Jpcott last Saturday's dance·a·thon held being mugged on his way at the TurretbyWLU's Euler·Leupold from pub last Friday House Council was both a financial Laurier student believes and social success. The total Is an urgent need for proceeds of $4,350 "far exceeded service at WLU. our expectations," said Yvette page3 Mahieu, the dance·a·thon's central organizer. This money will be added to a trust fund which has been set up for occurrences, including Jocelyn Lovell, the Canadian involving sexual Olympic cyclist who became a have raised doubts quadriplegic last summer when, safety of women on while training in the Milton area, he and in the community. was struck down by a truck. Elaine Cook, a participator in the page3 dance-a·thon, spoke with Lovell and his wife Sylvia Burka, a three·time gold medal speed skating champion, the day before the fund· raiser took place. "They really appreciate everyone's help," said Cook. "What would they do without it?" The couple hopes that Wilfrid Laurier University's dance·a·thon will set a precedent for other universities. The ~ trust fun¢ will be spent on Laurier's first c-.,.: was well received things such as installing ramps in the 500 attending the Lovell home, paying for a full-time four performances, nurse, and buying a special van, in an page 9 effort to make their lives as comfortable as possible. Once the trust fund goal is achieved they will joins F.M continue to raise money to help others in Lovell's position. the Slash has returned to "Jocelyn wants everyone to get played to a large down and have a good time," said at the Coronet last Cook, and his wishes were fullfilled by Saturday's dance-a-thon page 11 participants. Of the 84 students who participated, only 13 were unable to )()Ccer champs dance for the full 12 hours. Amanda Bra mall, who raised over soccer Hawks won the two­ in donations, said that of those etghHeam soccer tourney $300 she asked to sponsor her oniy three Sunday with a 5-1 victory the Toronto Blues. refused. She reflected the general feelings the dancers when she page 13 of explained that, although 12 hours of dancing can be monotonous, "the people are fun and we're having a laugh." Editor Theresa Kelly One couple, Janet Ogle and Paul a look at the problems Fleming, exclaimed that they were arise when she tries to having so much fun they're "going to men's and women's sports keep dancing all weekf' WW equal coverage. By the end of the night, however, page14 Betsy Kuypers was one of over 80 participants in last Saturday's Dance-a-thon for the people were getting tired. In spite of this, none lost enthusiasm for the Trust Fund hosted by the Euler-Leupold residence. The dancers collected $4,350 with Amanda Bra mall cause and many dancers said that, .w ... ~ raising $339.40 and Francine Visser $224.65. Vicki Krotz recruited the most dancers. PhotobyKanmVIranl 11)$0MIICif­ as Lovell hoped, they had a fantastic S'I\IIIIIOI!S • time. ~ ~ WLUSU to act on peace plan by Chuck Kirkham · request that Canadian student councils attempt to while they are in the Turret The Wilfrid Laurier University Student Union contact other universities in the world and The other major area of discussion was the unanimously agreed last Sunday that "Canadian specifically universities in the U.S.S.R. and the buddy system that WLUSU hopes to implement university students should join actively into the United States. by September. This service is for the use of first· movement for peace and that WLUSU should ''_I question how much this would accomplish," year and transfer students. Using a screening play an active role in this movement" said Reaume. "But it is important that there is an process WLUSU hopes to select people that WLUSU president Tom Reaume brought the awareness of peace issues." would be "friends in need" forthenewstudentsat motion to the floor, and the board, after little In other business, Deb Moffat, Vice President: the school. It is suggested that the buddy's name WlfO 00~ ? discussion, passed the motion unanimously. The Finance, reported that although this year's budget will be given to the new students early in the year ""*U'f~- proposal was based on a similar action that is shaky in some areas, it should work out fine by to help them through their first year in a new occurred at Mt Allison Universtiy in New the end of the year. Areas of concern were the environment Brunswick. The Mt. Allison proposal asked that all Orientation, Oktoberfest and Turret budgets. The final point of discussion was Reaume's Canadian university student councils pass this The Board is also continuing with its recommendation that next year's Board seriously resolution that wholeheartedly supported the renovations to the Turret By Reading Week consider paying the WLUSU president over the peace initiatives of Canadian Prime Minister Pierre WLUSU hopes that a "mingle area" in front of the summer. This would enable the president to get M Trudeau. old video screen will be in use. This mingle area things going over the summer to make the entire Added to the Mt. Allison proposal was the will allow pub-goers to stand and walk around operation more efficient in the coming year. page 2 • iitE CORD WEEKLY Thursday, FebruarY 2. 1984

DR. G.A. GRANT news DR. Y.J. GRANT DR . D.C. LUTZI DR. J.E. HOHNER Native opportuniti OPTOMETRISTS by Nancy CouDiard

232 King St. N. The Public Service Commission is WATERLOO presently in the process of increasing awareness of the recruitment across from the WLU procedures of native students in Athletic Complex Canada. On January 24 Marilyn Ramville, an employee ci the Public Service Commission and a native for appointments call Canadian, came to Wilfrid Laurier University to speak to an enthusiastic 885-2574 group of two native students from Laurier. Ramville has been travelling to universities in Ontario recently as a part of an affirmative action thrust which she hopes will " build up the inventory ci applications of native students to the Public Service." She noted that natives now make up only one per cent of the Public Service in Ontario and four per cent in Canada. The Public Service Commission wants to improve these percentages. Ramville noted that the turnout ci Native students to her sessions at the universities has been fairly low, Thanks, Miller! although she remains enthusiastic. There was a large turnout at Trent Jim O'Keefe, sales representative for Carling~ ' Keefe University in Peterborough which Breweries, presents the Miller trophy to Ruth Demeter, team she felt was due to the Native Studies captain for The Extension Cord- the overall winners in WLU's program offered there. Ramville Winter Carnival competition. Carling~ ' Keefe and Craven A noted that the majority ci students sponsored the week's activities in which over 20 university enrolled in this program are native teams competed. Canadians, which she felt was a definite mistake. "Native students shouldn't take

For a weekend or a day or two, you can pack a lot of fun into a low priced VIA train trip Ask about our 1 day, and 2 to 7 day fa re reductions, our convenient schedules for weekend tnps and our temf1c group fares. W herever you're gomg , for w hatever fun reason, take 1t easy, take the tram. Call VIA Ra1l or your Travel Agent now. lliE CORD WEEKLY Thursday. February 2. 1984 page 3 WLUSU tudent mugged near school TYPING as escorts. "They can be on call 24 hours if need be," he says. Trapman believes that the university should been raped of my basic human rights," says a subsidize the gas costs. Bert Trapman, the victim of a Friday night Dean of Students Fred Nichols says that there is "no SERVICE on Waterloo's Hazel Street Trapman, a reason an escort service could not be established ifthere Psychology student at Wilfrid Laurier were deemed to be a need," and has offered his help in is convinced of the urgent need for a campus organizing it. Some of the obstacles foreseen by Nichols service. include the difficult screening process for escorts and really glad that it was me and not a girl," said the insurance liability of drivers. And although he doesn't noting that recent incidents have brought into think the administration will agree to subsidize gas costs, OPEN FRIDAY FEB 3 the safety of women on campus. "I don't know Nichols says the gas prices would not be enough of a have happened if it were a girl," he said. problem to halt the proposal. "This is a student service men, one wielding a six·inch scaling knife, for students," said Nichols, "and the Student Union out at the student at about 1:10 a.m. last Friday should be working on it" jogged home from the Turret. Although the Trapman was attacked by the men as he walked along only got four dollars from him, the violent Hazel Street. "One of the guys jumped out from behind a RIGHT NEXT TO THE of the incident has been hard on T rapman. six·foot snowbank and pulled a six·inch scaling knife," thought I could be so shaken up ow"r says Trapman. The men frisked and searched him, and INFO CENTRE so badly," he said. "Just like a rape victim, I when they only came up with four dollars they pushed and vulnerable and isolated within a crowd. him face first into the snowbank. The man with the knife experience of having a knife against your throat started to get angry, and Trapman decided it was time to long, shiny thing - is terrifying beyond belief." get out of there. "I ran like a bat out of hell," he said. "I to ensure the safety of students walking home must have done the mile in four minutes flat." an escort service must be implemented Trapman says that he does not want to instill fear in says Trapman. He suggests that students the students of Laurier, but believes there is a need to be BOOKING AND DROP-OFF in residence who have cars volunteer their services aware of potential danger. 8:00 am-9:00 am MON-FRI 1:00 pm-2:00pm MON-FRI omen's safety in question 6:00pm-7:00pm MON-THURS

Kaiser involving as the name implies an many victims to press charges, incidents of harassment assailant who is a friend of a friend, according to Bilton. PICK-UP AT THE INFO CENTRE assault on this and other someone the victim has met once or Another positive change involves campuses have sparked twice, or perhaps someone who the recognition of valid reasons why 10:00 am-10:00 pm concern about the safety offered the victim a ride home from a victims do not report the incidents women. party. Joanne Bilton, Director of immediately. ''It was once assumed G!urier University had its Victim Services - a victim support that if you were truly wronged you'd early last month when a organization run through the rush to report (the assault). But now was caught inside a Waterloo Regional Police the fact that you took a week to report * BOOK NOW FOR washroom on campus. Department - says that "because it cannot be used against you," Bilton SMALL BUSINESS PROJECTS * was positively identified by a she knew (the assailant) or because notes. in December and charged she was at a party and had a few Other reasons victims of sexual ...... cdn,, the man had drinks, the victim often thinks she is assault may not report the incident women for over a responsible. include denial that the rape ever hiding in washroom stalls. .- "Women have a picture in their occurred, the desire to rush back to WLU Security Chief John minds of a horrible stranger forcing equilibrium, the fear of legal hassles """vinced that the $103 fine himself onto them at o.unpomt or and exposure, and - especially in GODFATHER'S to prevent this particular knifepoint," says Bilton. The vision of the case of young victims - lack of HAVING from continuinQ to harass a stranger in the park or a crazed understanding that what has just women, he said we were individual who breaks into the happened to them is sexual assault. A that the incident involved a apartment - indeed, the "whole TV While in most cases victims must Peeping Tom rather than a picture of rape" - has given women press charges according to normal SPECIAL! or crazed individual. Many procedures to be of any help to Bring your appetite! students, astonished at the police, Staff Sergeant Brethet of the of adequate security 'Certainly women have Waterloo Regional Police noted that Eat Two 8 slice, 4 item Pizzas are frightened because to be concerned. You there are some cases in which an for only $9.99* *plus tax ease with which the don't have a choice.' anonymous phone call to the or the campus. department describing the incident An 8 slice, 4 item Pizza form, sexual assualt and the suspect might help an for only $ 5.49* We'll Satisfy Your Hunger WLU Security reports an erroneous view of what rape is, investigation - even though the of one known sexual says Bilton. These types of TV rapes information cannot be used as CALL 886-6122 a Laurier student each evidence. Since it is highly possible 150 University Ave. W., Waterloo do happen, she concedes, "but not VaUd 7 days a week lleaenerally accepted estimate to the extent that others do." that the person will offend again, (In the University Shops Plaza) out of ten rapes go · According to John Voss, victims of reporting the assault anonymously indicates that sexual acquaintance rape are more likely to can be a good compromise for a serious problem on this take responsibility themselves, victims who do not want to go "whether that's right or wrong." through the entire legal process. would all of course like to These assault victims "recognize A number of community agencies lhat sexual assault did not that they will have more trouble with offer assistance to victims of sexual - especially within the it, not necessarily in the courts but assault. The Crisis Centre at K·W community - Director of with their peers:· This makes victims Hospital provides short·term ~·~~~mng Services Dale of acquaintance rape less likely to counselling and referalls, and is open that the problem of report the assault to police, even 24 hours a day, seven days a week. issue that must be faced. though identification of the assailant There is no requirement that people ha-ve to be concerned," is not at question. who seek information or assistance _ "Certainly women have "At the risk of sou~ing like the at the Crisis centre report the cncemed. You don't have a judge who rates rape on a scale of immediate incident to the police. Counselling Services one to ten," says Voss in explaining The Centre stresses the importance individual counselling and why so many rapes QO unreported, of immediate medical attention for WLU students. "a lot depends on how the victim all victims. herself perceives the assault. The Victim Services is a support percentage ot reported rapes goes organization provided through local down when it gets to be an 'in·house' police departments for victims of thing involving friends or friends of violent crimes. Services include friends." information on police procedures Recent changes in Canadian rape and policies, referrals, and . short· laws have made "great strides" in term counselling. Victims who protecting the integrity of victims decide· to report the assault to the who report sexual assault, believes police are supported and Bilton. With indecent assault and accompanied through the whole rape now combined under law as process. All inquiries to V1cbm "sexual assault," the focus is on Services are confidential. violence and not on "passion." Community Justice Initiatives "There is still a defense in law that coordinates self-help support groups the accused must show that he truly for victims of sexual assault. A private believed the victim was con· organization, CJI tries to provide In the Concourse SP.nting," says Bilton. Legislation support for victims while working changes have, however, limited the through the system if the victim Feb 6 and 7 10 a.m.-5 p.m. admissibility of the victim's sexual decides to report the incident. CJI Two days only history as evidence for the defense stresses mutual support and - a change that has encouraged understanding. page4 lHE CORD WEEKLY Thursday, Februaly 2, 1984

N. B. student loans increase 20% RESIDENCE loan program by Dec.1. Brent Fredericton student aid director, says 1 1\ FREDERICTON (CUP) - Student loan allocations in New Brunswick have increased students applied for loans. almost 20 per cent over last year, reports the Alward says students who rely on Canada student loan office. maximum student loan money available DON pressure of increased enrolment and accumulate a $7,200 debt over four llle f higher living costs put 10,071 students, half Under the standard payback the New Brunswick student population, on the would pay $5,000 in interest over.,_....,·- byM

A Student resigns office over 'joke' jum~ Application forms now libra1 HALIFAX (CUP)-A student council executive and personal papers were found Th at St. f'ltzJry's University has resigned after the '"lhe councillors laughed and oftti council president broke into executive offices. better things to do with their time. the t available in the Cynthia Otto, vice president student affairs actions were unethical but they felt on president should have access to whateYer resigned after an emergency meeting of com wanted, regardless of the method," she council voted to suspend president David Ht "The councillors think ifs all a big Housing Office Hendsbee for only two weeks for breaking into up Hendsbee defended his action. the office of council administrator Usa raili Menchions. He had climbed through the into council offices is like breaking into ceiling tiles over her office door. Council files own home," he said. ~ left Closing Deadline CFS-0 wants Stephenson to quit brui confidence in the government" Feb. 17th - 4:30 p.m. 1984 KINGSTON (CUP)-Ontario's minister of At the Kingston meeting CfS.O colleges and universities has lost the discusse-d ways of preventing confidence of the university community and implementation of a government DILM~I• should resign, say members of the Canadian "reshape·· Ontario' s university Federation of Students-Ontario. Stephenson recently appointed a Federation delegates voted to call for Bette member committee to find ways to JU Stephenson's resignation at their Jan. 18-22 rationalization policy into effect. meeting at Queen's University, Kingston. As part of its campaign, CFS.O pin The resignation call will be part of a larger "week of action" f'ltzJrch 19·24, which General Meeting for All applicants campaign against further cutbacks in the involve moratoria on classes, Nelrnes university system and for more government There are no plans for a rally at this time. Feb. 28th 5:30 p.m. Rm P1 025/27 spending on education in the province. Nelmes said CF&O hopes to WOIIt "It's not a big deal whether she resigns or cooperation with the provincial faculty not," said CfS.O chairperson lan Nelmes. staff associations to fight implementation "Thafs not the point The point is we've lost the Stephenson blueprint

'Non-radical' women's centre rapped Women's centres at other campuses EDMONTON (CUP)-Two rival factions at the come under attack this year for being University of Alberta women's centre are split political. The University of A NEW WAY OF ENTERTAINMENT! over whether the centre should take a stand on Students Union dosed down the political issues. directorate, citing, among other rr.rnnb•i""' Anne McGrath criticized the centre about its pro-choice stand. "non·radical" approach in a recent edition of The Carleton University women's Enragee, the centre's newsletter. ' had $2000 withheld from this year's She said the centre has refused to take a after coming under criticism for being ~~®d stand on issues such as sexual harassment radical. ol Although Jackson said the and sexism, although individual members have organized on certain issues. constitution states it should fulfil Vie • Women's Centre chair Sheryl Jackson said educational function, McGrath thinks this the centre can't afford "to alienate members not enough. and potential members by adopting official The organization's role as a resource londly - Sports Night policy stands on women's issues." doesn't exclude adopting a political Jackson said the centre is vulnerable since as an advocate of women, said rTIC'unorn it depends on the student union and the Jackson said the majority of the TilL &Wed.- Twin Video Night government for space and funding. members support current policy. Artists need courage in tough times TllndaJ - Singles Night CALGARY (CUP)-The work of artists is Wagner said that because '"the arts No Cover For Ladies Men $1 comparable to that of chemists, but takes always an easy target during tough more courage, according to the University of times" it is important to view them in Calgary president It takes a certain kind of courage, he Norman Wagner called the Nickel Arts for artists to exhibit their work in a Fri. &Sat. - Dancing - Dancing Musuem a "research" facility at the recent instead of in a book or a journal that Fri. Cover $1 Sat. Cover $2 opening of its annual art exhibition. be read. No Cover Fee Before 8 p.m. Irresponsibility prompts pub closing Special Valentine's Day Bash patrons chug down a mixture of any THUNDER BAY (CUP)-Increased vandalism, remaining on the tables at dosing time. rowdy behaviour and public vomiting "This practice tends to make people prompted the student union executive at Sinclair said. Lakehead University to impose a sudden two­ Harper defended the autocratic day closure of the pub. the pub, arguing the administration And student union president Peter Harper dose it at any time. "I hope this promises further closures if the "irresponsible attention that something has to be actions of both the pub staff and their patrons," away," he said. don't soon desist Harper blames many of the pub's Harper fears the recent rash of broken on its staff who "haven't been taking windows, damaged washroom fixtures and as seriously as they should" and drink alcohol related violence may cause the homework while on duty. administration to close the pub­ ""There seems to be an anarchistic permanently. all this,"larnented one student ,..,..,.nPn..... Student union vice president lim Sinclair to play it cool as well as student ....,.,,.w.... complained more and more students are Acting pub manager Jennifer Matscrl 475 King St. N.. Waterloo Telephonl! 884-0220 vomiting, caused by a new practice where unavailable for comment llfE CORD WEEKLY Thursday, FebruaJY 2, 1984 page 5

news precision photography associates Man survives jump \Yedding photography

Jack Macl\u\ay rom library window Penny MacAulay

The man jumped at about 8:45 p.m .. John Brucato, a construction supervisor with the Stewart·Hinan 674 Avondale Ave.. KJcchener. One N2M 2W3 A Waterloo man suffered multiple injuries after Construction Company, the firm which is working on the 1Jffiping from the seventh floor of the Wilfrid Laurier library addition, said he heard the sound of breaking (519) 742-5281 ixary in a suicide attempt last Thursday night glass as he was leaving the building. When he went back The man, aged 20, crashed through the double panes upstairs to investigate what he thought was vandalism, seventh floor window on the Albert Street side of he looked down through the broken window and saw the building and fell about 25 metres (80 feet), landing dark form of the man lying on the ground. oo the ice-covered ground beside a temporary It is believed that the man entered the upper two floors s H A' p E S coostruction shelter. of the library while Brucato was still there. The sixth and ~ FEATURING A He sustained an injured pelvis and two breaks in the seventh floors are presently under construction and the COMPLETE LOOK ·R,,..,.~ ~r part of his right leg when he struck the limestone entrances from the fifth floor are normally locked at the railing of the balcony which rings the second floor of the OF MEN' AND end of the work day, but Brucato had returned that night LADIES' CASUAL ixary. Hitting the railing may have prevented his death, to inspect the job site. SPORTSWEAR says Laurier Security Chief John Baal. FALL& · The man was rushed to K-W Hospital where he was AND FOOTWEAR The man also suttered multiple lacerations to his WINTER listed in critical condition. He was taken out of intensive PACKAGE .. left arm from breaking through the window, as well as care on Monday, and is now in stable condition. He is not FASHIONS UP \ruises and multiple breaks in his left arm. a student at WLU. 0 TO 50°'o OFF t 1- Ceremony marks Socred cutbacks z

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VANCOUVER (CUP)-For Univer­ But B.C. students do not intend to Budget - an adhoc group which !tt of B.C. students, another funeral take the blows without a struggle. functions outside the student IllS the appropriate end for a week of "UBC will be looked at as a government. devastating news. precedent for what's going to The student union simultaneously 'While they mourned the death of happen (at other institutions)," says held an all candidates meeting for its llisdom outside the university's Stephen Learey, chair of the upcoming elections. Candidates administration building Jan. 19, the Canadian Federation of Students' barely mentioned UBC's funding Board of Governors finalized its Pacific region. He says the federation crisis. decision to double tuition fees over a will coordinate province-wide Jon Garneau, Science 4, who tree year period. It will start with a 33 protests at its upcoming general marched in the funeral procession, per cent increase,next September. meeting. said it is unfortunate the campus is V7\\l SHAPES The Board also decided to And UBC students also plan so apathetic. ~ Main Floor Level - Market Square introduce differential fees for further actions. "It's not over by any "lean finance my way butl feel that itemational students in two years. means," said Kevin Annett, a many people with intelligence and The previous evening, the member of Students Against the the ability would not make it," he ,.,,...,.,..,.... llliversity's senate set a ceiling of Budget. said. 3,250 on first year students-down Tuition fees at UBC will vary from " I guess individuals are scared to 400 from this year's total enrolment. $1,500 for professions and senior shout out, some are simply not And throughout the week, UBC year arts courses. Medical and dental concerned about others." students and their counterparts students will pay about $2,000 Two years ago, a similar funeral designers of travel unlimited ou~ troughout the province heard more annually. march drew 150 students when rumors of Social Credit plans to kill Currently, the maximum available tuition fees jumped 32.8 per cent aid for a single student is $5,200. . They called it Black Tuesday. ~o ~.... • .. lhe grant portion of student aid invite you to spend Reading Week packages. Under the government's all loan Thursday's Board decision Students marked the bleak events scheme for a degree, debt could became one more black day for 1n Mill a funeral for wisdom. The reach $25,000 or $30,000 students here, in a year which may, reremony emulated a similar event depending on program length. before it's over, be labelled one of the r. ·~~two years ago, when u~~ students Despite the massive fee increases, blackest ever for B.C. students. IOOUmed the passing of what used most of UBC's 27,000 students B.C.'s Social Credit government DAYTONA BEACH! ---~·-- 11 be a great university." ignored the funeral for wisdom was reelected to office on a restraint "We did not expect more deaths," organi~ed by Students Against the campaign May ~~· campus cha pi a in George from $250. CON Hermanson told 250 mourners. Dressed in black ceremonial robes ------, Feb. 17-26 es he threw dirt on a coffin that had earlier marched around campus. The week's events were among 2 for 1 lhe first visible casualties of the *Roundtrip Motorcoach Prnnnm~ Social Credit government's decision Transportation to cut the operating budgets of post DESSERTS secondary institutions by six per cent *Wet T-shirt Contest aallervll next year. Funds were not increased iaU this year. *Belly Flop Contest For UBC, the drastic measures mean an $18 million shortfall next year. Enrolment limits and Cherries Jubillee Maple Walnut *Free T-snirts ncreased fees will account for Crepe Delight *Free Concert St2.5 million of the deficit A UBC administrator called the Chocolate Mint World's Greatest *Special Poolside Parties !!ll'olment restrictions pragmatic. Crepe Banana Split 'We know there's a dam bursting *7 NiQhts !lead, we know the water is Crepe Suzette Chadd's House Accommodation coming," he said. Enrolment Cheese Cake )lmped 13.5% this year. Lemon Pucker coua • Another major casualty of the Crepe and many more Socred cutbacks is the David exciting desserts Partying begins when bus departs! Thompson University Center in Nelson, which will permanently close For more information, Is doors at the end of this term. serving Waterloo County from the Over the next few weeks, B.C.'s corner of King & Erb since 1840 call Sean LeMay at 746-1821 two other universities also will or watch for booth in Concourse ncrease tuition fees-22 per cent at Smon Fraser University, and more 6HOfEI9 WATERLOO ~ 25 per cent at the University of Victoria, according to administrators. 4 KING ST. N., WATERLOO College fees are set later in the (KING & ERB) 885-5840 spring. Expires Feb. 16!84 One coupon i'or 2 people. Not valid Fridays. WI..U ~------page 6 lliE CORD WEEKLY Thursc:llly, Februaly 2. 1984 !comment Thursday, February 2, 1984 Volume 24, Number 16 WLUSU takes

t------Jackie Kaiser a giant step Editor Well, it's finally happened. The WLUSU Board of Directors has seen fit /WI w~s loma/& (1)LU5U~~ Chuck Kirkham to involve themselves beyond the walls of the News Editor Student Union Building, and even beyond the walls of this university. tl1ot"e Meie - UX11JS 6sb-65Cf Karen Thorpe Despite on Board member's apparent Entertainment Editor concem that the move would lead to an unrestrained surge of far-out language like Theresa Kelly 'groovy' and 'make love, not war,' WLUSU has Sports Editor gone and done it. Ruth Demeter At last Sunday's meeting, the WLUSU Board Copy Editor voted unanimously to support the world peace effort They "wholly endorse" the Prime Michaela Relcht Minister's peace initiative and support the Production Manager Mount Allison University Student Union's resolution that Canadian university students Adriaan should join actively into the movement for Demmers peace. WLUSU now officially recognizes that it Bruce Arculus Production Assistants has an important role to play in advocating peace. Karim VIrani Most definitely a step in the right direction. • •o Photo Manager Let's just hope that the reason the Board did • .t:::::!!!J not need to discuss the proposal before ~· ...... • Rod McNaughton passing it was that the members fully support • • •• • Photo Technician the idea, and not that they just didn't know 0 anything about it. f,5'8 __ Paul Gomme Graphic Arts Technician unwo drasti Taking steps Amanda Bramal what i« Circulation & Filing Manager It attrib to stop rape Miles Chesher with a Advertising Manager the be life Sexual assault is a part of reality that we 0 would all prefer to believe did not exist. We'd Bev Biglow peop z releva especially like to believe that incidents of Head Typesetter ~ assault did not occur on our campus or within The the general university community. We'd like to l Ia: At~ I encourl believe that WLU is as safe as our own homes. Q. Ah, but just as our homes are no longer as l ...... their~ safe as we'd like, neither is our campus. Nor is I tJo waiL! our community. Not even our washrooms are I J within-! private anymore. I .. IOC~ Obviously we can't let fear and paranoia l immobilize us. While we can't expect to l OJ eliminate incidents of assault altogether, we I The Cord Weekly is published followi':..a~· can do much by accepting responsibility for I weekly during the fall and winter that our own safety and not walking home alone­ ------~ academic terms. Editorial witty b) especially at night We can help protect each opinions are independent ci the other by organizing a campus escort service University, WLUSU, and Student immediately. Publications. The Cord is a And we can help prevent offenders from member of the Canadian repeating their victimization of innocent people University Press news by reporting all incidents of sexual assault to cooperative. 6ght·month, 24- the police, as soon after the incident as letters issue subscription rates are possible. $t2.00 for addresses within Since the Canadian rape laws were changed Canada and $}5.00 for the last year to help preserve the integrity of United States and Europe. victims, the legal procedure that victims must had seven players show up. How come? You first· go through has been much improved. With the year boys have too much homework? What's The Cord welcomes al focus on proving force and violence rather than Thanks, dancers! more important, hockey or school work? Where comments, criticisms and a specific sexual act, victims who don't report the hell are your priorities? Don't you realize that suggestions from its readers. the assault right away due to shock or I would like to take this opportunity to thank all this could be your draft year, and maybe a career Letters to the Editor should be confusion can still take effective legal action the dancers who participated in last Saturday's in the pros? The scouts are out there, guys. typed and handed in to long after the incident has occured. Even an dance-a·thon. Without you we wouldn't have been It's beyond me why guys will pay 50 bucks to Cord Editor prior to Monday anonymous report giving a description of the able to make as much money as we did. I am play hockey and not show up. A couple of losers noon. All letters must bear the incident can help police track down offenders happy to repoif that we far exceeded our goal of paid their money and haven't shown up all year. author's full name an:l and prevent them from repeating the crime. $2,500. We managed to raise $4,350. There is likely a good reason for this, however - telephone number. The Coni The problem of sexual assault is not going There are a number of people who deserve a probably poor organization by league executives reserves the right to refuse IDJ to disappear by itself. In fact, it probably won't special thanks because they helped me to make or something. submission which it considers go away even if we try real hard to eliminate it. the dance-a·thon an enormous success. Special With the season almost over you would think racist, sexist, or libellous In But understanding the issue and familiarizing thanks to Gord, Zahir, Karim, Janet, Dave, there would be a few bitter rivalries among players nature. All letters are subject to ourselves with the police procedures involved George, Frankie, Tim, Dave from Looton, Mike and teams which might result in a few hard·hitting, editing for length. can help. Belanger, SAM board, the residence Dons, scrappy games; but the guys must think this is a So ask questions. Get some good WLUSU and the CORD staff for their coverage. no-contact league, eh? You'd think the purpose information from one of the many community Amanda Brarnall raised $339.84 and Francine of this league is to get out and meet people and agencies offering victim assistance. And talk Visser raised $224.65. These girls are accredited have some fun. Let's wake up, guys! Why not go about it. with raising the most amount of money dancing. out in the playoffs and do some bodychecking, We owe it to ourselves to be prepared. Residence Don Vicki Krotz was the Don who slashing, swearing, and maybe even get in a few Jackie Kaiser raised the most amount of dancers for this event. fights. That's what hockey's all about, eh? Thank you ladies for your enthusiasm and Take the intramural league, for example. There O.K. Kirkham, enough with the playing sick already. No support. is where you play real hockey. In this league, you amount of cough1ng and wheezing will make me forget you can get crunched into the boards, maybe a stick owe me copious amounts of money. So get well soon, It would be greatly appreciated if the dancers O.K.J We have a fngging ORCUP party to plan! collected their money as soon as possible and broken over your body; you might get your tooth So why the heU does it take us till I a.m. to finish a 16 page handed it into the WWSU office. knocked out by a punch to the head, or just for fun paper when last week we did 32 by 3:30 a.m.J We can't win. Many thanks! you might even decide to slug a referee. The guys Well, beloved boys and girls. ta ta till tomorrow. Sincerely. in this league don't play for fun; they take their Special thanks to staff this week 1ncluding Peter for assls!Jng hockey seriously. There is nothing better than with graphic arts (another case of feigned sickness for the Yvette Mahleu sole sake of gaining sympathy), Mike for doing an adrrurable going out late at night and telling a few jerks what job with the classified page (what a nightmare) and providing you think of their mother and then going home a very valuable typing service, to assistant news editor Mark with a few bumps and bruises on the old bod. Now for pretend1ng to enjoy filling in for the big K (the other b19 that is what real hockey is all about! K, I should say), to assistant ent ed Matt for telling me he Hockey or homework? liked my new head. to assistant sports editor Carl for always So, guys, in the playoffs let's go out there and doing things before I get a chance to rag him. to Wendy As playoff time approaches in the Tamiae Ice make the referees eam their money. After all, are Chapelle for typesetting an hour late th1s week (it might have we here to play fun hockey or real hockey? Hockey League it appears that none of the players been greusome without you), to Laura for coming back to Playoffs begin on Sunday. do paste-up, and to all the people who are silly enough to could give a damn. For example, last Thursda> want to wnte for The Cord. And to Carling O'Keefe for they the Wings played the Habs and each team only know·what. lltE CORD WEEKLY Thursday, FebruaJy 2, 1984 page 7

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Before we are forced to say "out with the old and in with the Divorce bill falls short new," I'd like to give a quick evaluation of this year's WLUSU. (For the Student Union point of view, tum to page eight) Bringing much-needed changes to the Turret and supporting the possessions. They also involve children - new Arts Centre will probably be the two projects that this year's 'considerations' which aren't as easily disposed of. WLUSU will be remembered for. In the decade ending in 1979, 500,000 children The Turret has always been the main social point for Laurier were affected by divorce. That's a saddening, students. The beginning of this year saw a change in that tradition. To the manied, I give this command (not I, but the Attendance was down drastically, and, my God, the pub was staggering figure. What value will this generation of Lord): Canadians put upon family, or upon marriage itself? actually losing money. Enter the Student Union. Pumping 'mega Awife must not separate from her husband••• The effects which the divorce process has upon thousands' of dollars into the pub, WLUSU has apparently saved And a husband must not divorce his wife. the children of these not·too-grown·up parents our famed establishment Few Handbooks in the future will be I Corinthians 7, 1 0-11 involved needs to be studied. One unpleasant spin-off referring to the "hockey arena" atmosphere in the Turret of the new and improved, shortened waiting period is From the outset of this temi, Tom Reaume was looking for a 'This bill Is not an incentive to divorce. that children will have considerably less time to adjust student contribution to the school's Development Fund. Voila ... the I is an attempt to end a great deal of needless to seeing Mommy and Daddy in two forever separate Arts Centre, and $360,000. Terry Pursell, an Arts Director on the misery." worlds. board, took responsibility for the "Yes" campaign and came away -Mark MacGuigan, Minister of Justice Human needs deserve equal if not greater with about a 6040 decision in favour of the Arts Centre. The , consideration than legal concerns. Any changes in students will now be paying $7.50 per term for the next six years in a refundable fee. divorce laws should be followed by an examination of For all its claims of aiming to end misery, the ways to set up new support systems for parents and Those are the things that this year's WLUSU will be remembered government's proposed divorce legislation is children whose nuclear families have exploded. for on the plus side. What they may be remembered for on the notable for the questions it raises and the Many of the dangers posed by the proposed minus side is their non-action in dealing with the problems women it fails to address. changes may not be readily apparent Consider the are facing on this campus and likewise the problems faced by Specifically, the decreased waiting period called for following. Under existing laws, which require a waiting handicapped students trying to enter the Student Union Building and other buildings on campus. legislation can be more properly labelled period of three years prior to a divorce being granted, the women's safety problems. We all know them. What did than the reform it is disguised as. many parties go to court and file for divorce on the First this year's board do? Nothing. Correct me if I'm wrong, but was it argue that people should be forced to stay in grounds of adultery where none has occurred, since even diseussed at a WLUSU board meeting? (And I'm not referring 111workable marriages is absurd. (The new law will divorces on these grounds are granted after only six to some tasteless jokes told before the meeting.) The inactions of drastically alter perceptions of what is workable and months. The establishment of the one-year, no-fault this Student Union is inexcusable. To pour salt on the wound, it v.tlat isn't, however.) system will lead to court appeals for even swifter seems this year's Student Union could not even find time for a ~ may be true that the high divorce rate is dissolution of marriages, all in the name of keeping Rape Awareness Week. This kind of non-action is nothing less than nbutable to too many people entering marriage up with the times. a slap in the face of every woman on campus. an immature and incomplete understanding of Women's groups have charged that the shorter The second downfall of WLUSU this year was its inability to tie requirements of a relationship which is meant to waiting period prior to divorce will undermine what follow up their plans to make the Student Union Building and other !Je lifelong. It may also be that it is too easy for little bargaining power an abandoned mother has in buildings on campus more accessible to physically handicapped people to get married. None of these digressions are negotiating out of court with her spouse for support students. Hopes were high back in September and October, and ~nt to this discussion. payments. · WLUSU was even complimented by a local organization for their The question which the proposed legislation begs Leaving marriage breakdown as the only required proposed actions. Again, WLUSU should hang their heads. The IS: At what point does easy access to divorce grounds for diYorce also subtly sabotages the first thing that WLUSU should do is send the letter back to K-W encourage (subtly, if not explicitly) people to tum possibility that partners will thoughtfully consider or ALPHA and explain to them why they did not follow through with !heir backs on problems that may be resolvable, and attempt reconciliation. any improvements. kl walk away rather than try to make things work As some church leaders have pointed out, the new There were various other happenings in WLUSU this year, some \ithin the context of a marriage? Methinks our process will lead to a cheapening of the marriage more important than others, but I check the above four points as society is about to cross this point process in the public mind, debasing the underlying most important principle of commitment Although the changes may A syndicated humour column appearing in several Back to Reaume now. Reaume has been an effective, strong Canadian newspapers recently contained the not appear to be overtly sinister, they are leader and has been receiving congrats from all sides. I would like observation: "These days, the only things demonstrative of a disturbing trend. Indifference to add to that The main reason for Reaume's success has been tat mate for life are eagles and paper clips." Too towards divorce can only intensify the regrettable his personal organization and, dare I say it, "business·type attitude." 'ftty by half. tendency of people caring less and less for each By this I do not mean that business students are the best qualified Statistics Canada figures indicate that four of every other, and looking only to their own perceived self· to be president, but I do mean Reaume has been successful len marriages in Canada will end in divorce. This interests. because of the professionalism he brought to his office. Reaume 'social reality" is increasingly viewed as a normal Instead of further unravelling the social fabric, the saw what he thought was important, addressed the issue, and course of affairs, to be accepted rather than regretted government should look for ways to support the handled it well- very well. Congratulations, Tom. or deterred. "Till death do us part" has given way to institution of marriage. The defensive claim that the Now for the rest of the board. This board got better with age. considerations thought out only to the point of who new legislation is simply in keeping with "social From a shaky beginning the hesitant crew members got over their gets what furniture. However, marriages frequently reality" indicates that the government, as always, is shyness and started to ask more questions. They could have done Mlve more than an accumulation of common content to follow rather than lead. better, though. It just doesn't seem right that a large collection of students from business, arts and music could sit around and unanimously agree with each other on so many things. More questions could have been asked about the importance of handicapped accessibility and women's cOn<:ems. But enough of the griping. Congratulations to this year's board; you can step down from your jobs secure in the knowledge that you have done an adequate job. Now we can say, "Out with the old and in with the new." hat's up ChUck? Chuck Kirkham \...... J

lrf Chuck Tatham might throW up because of your surroundings. Go ask one Fantasize about being successful and having a beautiful Hello and welcome to the campus of Wilfrid Laurier of the girls by the photocopier if they have herpes. Go ask wife, even though you know you will work for Allstate iiliversity! By following this handy guide, you'll be able to one of the guys by the rads under the window if they have Insurance in a plaza in Kincardine for your entire life. lake in all the sights and sounds of our fair campus in no AIDS. After Wilfs, ask someone how to get to the library. Once ~at all. If we're ready, let's start in front of 'the Registrar's Continue straight through the Concourse and through you're there, go downstairs to the Reserve Reading Room Oilke. the next set of doors. On your left are the stairs up to the and listen quietly to what is going on. Within minutes, a Look in the window. See the secretary in the Registrar's lV Lounge/Games Room, and further up on the right is stout librarian will shriek at the students to shut up or get ::lifJCe. She is there to help students. She needs your the hall that takes you to that den of iniquity known as out Strangely, you realize that the majority of the noise is registration form or she can't help you. She needs the Wilt's. being created by the listless librarians discussing underwear !ignatures of the professor, the chairman of the If you decide to go up to the lV Lounge, wear ill-fitting bargains at K-Mart in tones Luciano Pavarotti would be department, and the chairman of the department of your rayon pants and carry as many cans of pop and bags of proud of. major, or she can't help you. She needs three pieces of chips as is humanly possible. Sit in the lV Lounge and ram Go upstairs in the library. Grab a book, don't sign it out, dentification and a certified cheque, or she can't help you. all the aforementioned food into your mouth while watching and walk briskly through the exit Once you realize that the She is there to help students. She helps about three a day; seven hours of soap operas and muttering things about strategically-designed restraint bar has intentionally pried off lhe rest look for signatures and cheques. Luke Spencer to yourself. Maintain an appearance of your reproductive organs, go back and spend fifteen Continue down the hall and look at the escalator. It takes complete unattractiveness at all times; this is mandatory lV minutes signing the book out with the fancy sign-out people to predominantly artsie classes in the Central Lounge deportment system designed just previous to the first World War. Teaching Building. Slap some guy who has a beard, rip the If on the off chance you journey into the Garnes Room1 Run across the way to the Peters Building. Go inside and out of his mouth, and bury the majority of your knee swear loudly and hit inanimate objects such as video talk to first-year girls with briefcases and bodies that look crotch. Now you will feel better. machines. Try the "IMMJGRATIONr' line if there is a long like Dick Butkus in public school. Get out of there before Go past the escalator, down to the hall on the right Go line-up at your favourite machine. Eat more chips, drink someone offers you a job interview or a coffee. Watch for the hall, and into the computer terminal room. Yell copious amounts of pop, and break out in wide-spreading jealous arties with pipes and jock straps. ~GRATION" at the top of your lungs and watch the patches of acne within minutes. Stay there for more than Hurry down to the A C. next. Once there, realize it has people scatter. What fun. half an hour a day and realize how pointless your existence nothing to offer, unless you like a buildiOQ which rivals the Go back out to the main hallway, and enter the infamous is. Black Hole of Calcutta in aroma. Race back up the hill and Stumpf Concourse." Eileen is the only nice and If Wilfs is where you're at, walk in the door briskly and glance at the residences as you go. Marvel at the steam person in the entire Concourse. She sells the announce that your presentation/interview went well and rising out of Clara Conrad, evidence that an object will release Everyone else stands around smoking, looking like you want a "cold EXr' Loosen your tie, take off your moisture into the atmosphere if it is colder than its gauchies are too tight, and generally acting as if they disgustingly ill-fitting jacket, and sit back and think about environment Goers gift to Laurier. Don't eat one of the donuts; you just how insignificant you really are in the scheme of things. That's the tour; hope you liked it! DfE CORD WB!KLY '11Hnday, February 2. 1984 9 Inews Question of the Week Reaume's wrap-up by Adrlaan Demmers photos by Paul Gomme

by Tom Reaume binding on next year's Board of Directors. It is, however, a step in the right direction toward making As the year (my term of office) comes quickly to a changes in the office of WLUSU President. The What do you think the real Issues should be in the student close I thought that it would be appropriate to reflect President (and others in WLUSU) should be paid elections? on this administration's year in office. more, should probably be, at most, a part-time One of the first decisions which this Board of student, and should probably work all year round. Directors had to make was whether or not to These recommendations and others have been made recognize a full·time Cord Editor. This was a by this year's Planning Committee, and it is up to confusing issue as WLUSP is a separately next year's Board to determine the priority that will be incorporated organization and the WLUSP Board of placed on these recommendations. Directors had already approved the new full·time This year's executive has also spent an unusually position. The only catch was that WLUSU collects the large amount of their time working on the Turret There are no outstanding issues, student activity fees and, traditionally, WLUSU has (thus the "beer and pizza fund" image that one just a continuation of issues from approved all WLUSP's budgets. Looking back on this candidate referred to). In the past, the Turret has previous years. year's editions of The Cord, as well as the improved always been a very popular bar for Laurier (and for U Sharon Moskalyk service from getting the Calendar and the Handbook of W) students, but that changed this year for many 3rd year Psychology out in September, I think that the Board made a reasons. Except for the sound system and the E-Z good decision in recognizing a full-time editor. I often Bar system, very little has been done to the Turret do not agree with what is written in The Cord, but I and the two changes just mentioned are not readily cannot argue with the level of quality and service apparent to Turret patrons. The Turret was no longer which WLUSP and The Cord have offered the a fun place for Laurier students and this is the students thls year. problem that we addressed. With input from the Another project which the Board approved early in Turret staff, Marie Somerville, John Karr, the the term of office was the construction of an Entertainment Committee, the Executive and many Information Centre. The Info Centre has greatly other students, we developed a plan to change the improved WLUSU's profile on campus and has been Turret and attract people back. The Shooter Bar, the used to provide many excellent services for the Video Screen, Dance Floor, Bottled Beer, etc. all help hours; this can be dealt with students. Band lickets, Bus lickets, Calendars, to make it a great bar, but what really makes the immediately, fixing the squash Handbooks, Directories, Stamps, KTC Monthly difference is that there are people there having a courts, and photocopiers that work. Passes, and information on just about anything are all good time. Judging by weekends since the term Ellen Vatter available in the Info Centre. Music provides started, the Turret seems to be back to its old self 1st year Business atmosphere in the hallway and soon there will be again - I hope it continues. benches built along the wall - the concept has Future improvements or renovations to the Turret always been to make our hallway an extension of the will continue to be financed from Turret profits. Concourse. Under the direction of Marie Somerville, Student fees will not be increased to pay for Turret the Information Centre has evolved into an excellent capital expenditures as was suggested by Chuck service. Kirkham's front page article on January 12, 1984. N Just before my election, I got involved with the Bus the January 15th '84 Board meeting, Deb Moffett, Pass negotiations by attending a meeting with Steve V.P. Finance, recommended to the Board of Patten and the Senior Transit Planner. At this point Directors that the WLUSU fee not be increased. The the negotiations were nearly complete and it was Board approved the recommendation. time to discuss administering the program. After At the same meeting, the Board approved the , A.ore money for the sports many hold-ups which were, in part, due to the expenditures necessary to begin a WLUSU Typing beer in the Torque Room, students, the four-month Bus Pass became available Service. Jill fewster and Sue Mills, the two students classes, extended hours at to the students in December 1983. The number of who began the Student Typing Service two years and greater organization of sales surpassed what any of the people involved in ago, are turning over their business to WLUSU to murals by paying people and the negotiations anticipated. During the winter the ensure that the service is always available each year. George, Kevin, Steve and HelnU students will again be meeting with the Transit This service will probably begin on February 1st. The authorities to discuss the future of the program. office will be located next to the Information Centre. There have been some structural changes made A lot has happened this year and mistakes have this year within WLUSU. New positions have been been made along the way, but I'm sure that everyone created within the Promotion Department These involved has benefited from the experience. Our positions were created to improve the promotion of goals this year have to improve the existing level of both Turret events and B.SA events such as Winter service to the students and try to expand into new Carnival Week. As well, a new Board of Directors areas. 1\\fuough we did make some -progress in committee tthe Entertainment Committee) was achieving these goals, there is still work to be done created last summer to assist Marie in her job as for next year's Board and executive. Improvements Programmer, and to help co-ordinate all of the have to be made in the areas of channelling and entertainment programming that WLUSU is acting upon students' concerns. Safety on campus responsible for. for all students is an important concern which must We don't know, man. We're just At a Board meeting in November, the Board of be acted on. There is room for improvement in our passing through. Directors passed a motion which stated that the operations which may include comilluterization of Jim and BID President, Vice-President and Board of Directors shall bookkeeping and accounting functions. One thing is have a term of office which begins and ends two definite, though, and that is that the job of running weeks following the date of the General Election. the Students' Union is a dynamic one. It is constantly During this time, the out-going President and vice­ changing as both the personalities of its leaders President have specific duties as far as training the change, and the needs of the students change - this newly elected officers of WLUSU. This should make is what provides the challenge. I am extremely for a much more effective start at the new job of grateful to have had the opportunity to serve as either President or Vice-President A motion such as WLUSU President this past year and I extend best this must be approved by a referendum, so this is wishes to next year's Board of Directors and obviously only a temporary solution which is not Executive.

The issue should be that they should be forced to think d "real" issues and get rid of non-issues, and get rid of Valentine's Day fan and Warren 4th year Business MASSACRE Draft Tuesday Night Get the Torque Room licensed and February 14 Get your own "Taps" mug for $3.00 extend Wilfs hours. Mondays are a bad day and something should be done about it JuDe, Judi, Uz, Patty and Usa 6HOfEJg WATERLOO 1st year 4 KING ST. N., WATERLOO (KING & ERB) 885-5840 ntE CORD WEEKLY Thursday, Februaly 2. 1984 EN RTAIN NT

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1. Who told Finster "not to play with the dirty money''?

2. Which Monty Python member is an admitted homosexual?

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Homlbrook The presence of an electric violinist in a rock band is how many times FM slides in and out of the not usual to say the least, but Slash adds an incredible scene, packed halls of fans continue to show up sound and force to the music of FM. His onstage GENERAL t.IYVV'.. rts in anticipation of an exciting show. This appearance and manner pulls the band and the held true last Saturday night at the audience together. where an almost sell-out crowd cheered the FM' s exposure in the music scene remains mainly in MEETING after song. · Canada, as they have not had the opportunitY to tour the headed by Cameron Hawkins on States or Europe-unlike Slash's solo act, which has bass guitar and vocals and Nash the Slash had a great deal of exposure in the States and some in violin, electric guitar and vocals, is one of Europe. Slash sees two reasons for this: one, that FM liYeliest acts. Starting with Teenage Wasteland does not have a contract with a record company in the Tuesday, February 7 Who, FM set the pace for the evening, later States, and second, Slash has found it a lot easier to their own hits Phasors On Stun, and Black make decisions on the spur of the moment as a solo, 6:00p.m. their first album. something a multi·membered band cannot do. who has appeared on FM's first album only, However, Slash feels confident about working with FM Board Room em high- to the band last March after having worked on again, convinced that it will benefit both FM and his solo act for a couple of years. "We went through a act because FM's popularity is in Canada and Slash's is phase, getting the old band back together mainly in the States. ------lassessing the band's direction," Slash noted. The The band is presently working in the studio putting W..st apart late in 1981 after playing only a couple of together demo tapes for a new album which as yet has year. Once back together, they decided for no release date. FM is hoping to sign with a record Nominations open for purposes that a mixture of their own material company in the States, but as Slash pointed out, "this flit of other bands would give their show some will probably be the last collaboration we attempt" As individual musicians, each member of FM has a Board of Directors noted that "the sound on the albums and the certain style that when put together with the others in our show are completely different." FM tties to makes them a band that would be difficult to reproduce. positions lhe live shows more danceable, using few It's not your everyday hard rock but more of an to get in the way of their music. "We don't like electronic rock sound that is distinct unto itself. Their ght Fever audience into believing we're something that sound is clean and uncluttered, something that most Application deadline says Slash. music lacks these days. • the drummer for the band, has often To quote Slash, "We don't wtite or play commercial, Friday, February 3 """'Dared to Niel Peart, drummer for Toronto 'tennybopper' music, but music with a sound that we Deller's style is rare among drummers these like, and that we enjoy playing. If lots of people like it, all noon , who has played with the band since its the better." in the late 1970's, has been a driving force For Nash The Slash fans, the secret behind his music. costume was discovered during our conversation. Applications should be submitted to is the main songwriter for the band. As a Apparently, when he first started his solo career, Slash Rita Pekrul, President Student Publications he plays with utmost perfection, utilizing every used to play theme concerts. At a particular concert in he can with the set·up he has on stage. aid of the victims of the Three Mile Island disaster, he manipulate two sets of keyboards and a set dressed up as a mad scientist who was at the plant when peddles simultaneously is something that has to the accident occured - and the bandaged face and tom 884-2990 to be believed. lab coat soon became his trademark on stage.

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By lan Raymond comeback in the second half." The Hawks play Guelph tonight in A good crowd showed up at the Referring to the last second, the A C.. On Saturday, they play the Athletic Complex last Tuesday night Coulthard added, "We were behind Waterloo Warriors at the PAC. in to witness an exciting basketball the Western players instead of in front of the television cameras. The game between the Mustangs and the front of them at the throw in." improved play of the Hawks lately Hawks. Western won the game 74- Top scorers for Laurier were should make for exciting games, and 73 but not before the lead changed Chuck Klassen with 16 points and neither should be missed. hands twice in the last second. Forden and Polischuk with 14 each. Related story p. 15 The first half started with both teams playing well. At one point the Hawks had a seven-point lead, only to lose it by the end of the half. They Hockey Hawks were, however, able to take a .three­ point lead into the dressing room. Halftime scorers for the Hawks were hammer G ryphons Steve Forden and Mark Polischuk by John "Sandy" Sanderson with ten and six points respectively. atmosphere of the third. At first the The second half was played much The Ontario University game of pace of play appeared to be the same as the first, only this time the week saw the highflying Hawks controlled by Guelph. It was Western held a seven-point lead. demolish the third-place Guelph suddenly inverted by the Hawks' Thanks to six baskets from the foul Gryphons 10-2. massisted fourth goal scored by line in under a minute and a half, At first all seemed normal as both number W , Peter Black. The hard­ Laurier was able to pull even with teams tested their offensive working Gryphons were not yet to roll Western with just less than seven capability by trading a barrage of over and die as Guelph's Bob minutes to go in the game. shots early in the period. Each team Carruth scored to put the game at 4· With 25 seconds remaining, traded powerplay goals just 33 2. Tony Martindale hastily replied Western scored to go ahead 72-71. seconds apart then quickly settled with the Hawk's fifth goal and opened The clock ticked off 24 sceonds as down to a tough defensive style of the gate to a five-goal explosion. the Hawks tried desperately to get a play. Joel Levesque's blast from the Peter Black got his second of the basket. With one second left, point recorded the lone Hawk goal of night just five seconds later off the Western was called for a foul. By this the period. face-off. Defenceman Rob Whistle time the crowd was standing and The middle frame was a postscript followed suit Blake Hull, Kevin Casey cheering loudly. Rookie lim Boisvert of the first Again the Hawks and and Tim Glencross grabbed the showed great concentration as he Gryphons shared some excellent remaining three goals for the Hawks sunk both shots from the line to give scoring opportunities early in the as the Gryphons appeared to fold Laurier a 73-72 lead. period but suddenly settled down to under pressure. With one second remaining, a tight-checking game. It wasn't until In their last two games the Hawks Western was able to put the ball in Dave Banton scored with just 4:55 have scored a total of 19 goals. The play from their own end and score left in the period that the Hawks team is suddenly performing very the winning basket. One wonders if began to fly. The sudden change of well in the stretch and exhibiting a better coverage might have enabled pace helped Paul Roantree grab his much needed offensive power. Laurier to use up the one second on insurance goal just one minute and With only fiVe games remaining the clock and save the win. 47 seconds later. The period ended prior to playoffs, the fight for second Coach Coulthard was pleased with with the Hawks up 3-1 and suddenly place is exceptionally tough. 1he player goes up for two points during the last Tuesday's the play of the team except in the in control. Hawks' next game will be on win over the Hawks. The Mustangs came from behind to win final second. "We played very, very The momentum of the second February 11th at 2:00 p.m. against with just one second left on the clock. photo by Theresa KeJv well. l was pleasep with the period seemed to escape the Ryerson. page 14 lliE CORD WEEKLY Thursday, Februal}' 2, 1984 sports Aggiss goes for gold Fort Worth, Texas, Aggiss won a OOAA H by Theresa Kelly Aggiss, who has competed at Sideline international meets in countries such bronze medal for floor exercises. Sara Aggiss, an international gold by Theresa Kelly Toronto Last summer, she placed third at the medalist in gymnastics, will be as Russia, Japan, the United States, It's that time of year again when people start thinking about next laurier East Germany and Holland, has World University Games in representing Wilfrid Laurier at year and how great it would be to be part of the Cord team. As I Guelph university meets this season. The many awards to her credit She won Edmonton. look back at the year, a few pieces of advice come to mind. Aggiss was eligible for the Western first meet, on February 4 at Queen·s, an individual gold medal in floor The realization that, regardless of the coverage in the sports Olympic qualifying rounds this laurentian is a qualifying competition for the exercises and a second gold medal . section, you can't please everyone is a start. Someone - whether York month but after suffering an ankle OWIM championships to be held in for team effort at a 1981 meet in a fan or athlete - will be slighted. Once you accept this fact the Waterloo injury she retured last summer. Toronto on February 11. England. At an international meet in rest becomes somewhat easier. Queen's During the two months off without The constant problem exists of how to divide the three to five training, Aggiss became "bored" McMaster pages devoted to sports as fairly as possible. At Laurier, there are and decided to resume training, at Brock 15 men's and nine women's varsity sports, as well as numerous RMC least for the 1984 season. intramural activities. Winter is the busiest season with eight men's A Georgetown native, Aggiss Windsor and seven women's sports all vying for a piece of the sports pie. Ryerson originally came to this area to train The difficulty arises over which sport gets top priority in any with the Cambridge Kips, a top given week. Unfortunately, as the paper is put together by the gymnastics club. Aggiss continues collected efforts of about 20 people each week, it often may appear to train with the Kips where she is to involve an elitist decision. coached by Don and Benita Rope. As the top three spectator sports at the school are football, According to WLU Women'sAthletic hockey and men's basketball, they generally receive top coverage. Director Cookie Leach, " Laurier Of course the sports with fewer spectators are no less significant - lacks the facilities necessary for nor are their participants less talented individuals. But how do you competitive gymnastics training." As strike an equal balance between the two so all sides are happy? Water1oo Aggiss is Laurier's sole representa­ Suppose the track team won the Ontario championships, Western tive, there is not a great demand for and because I felt this was such an achievement, I decided to give Brock such facilities. it top coverage. Want to bet the die-hard hockey fans would get a bit hot McMaster A second-year honours under the coUar if the hockey Hawks played second fiddle? Windsor geography and physical education Part of the coverage problem results from the priority that the laurier student, Aggiss began her Athletic Department gives to the varsity sports. Men's sports receive Ciuelph gymnastics career at the age of ten. more money than women's sports. And the top three men's sports She first became interested in receive more money than the remaining 12 combined. gymnastics, she says, because "my The majority of the smaller sports as well as women's basketball sisters before me were all involved." have part-time coaches - either off-<:ampus individuals, students, Her early training included long or non-Athletic Department personnel. I've yet to meet the women't hours of practice and dance lessons. basketball coach as she teaches in Guelph and is often unavailable. Aggiss trains about 20 or 24 hours Since the paper relies heavily on volunteer help - whether to a week in addition to completing her take pictures or write articles - the interests of these volunteers school work A typical work-out sometimes dictate what events are covered. The "big" sports are includes warm·ups, exercises, and usually easy to get covered, but I can't always find someone to tale practice of her routines for all four basketball pictures. events. The floor exercise and the Women's sports receive the least coverage in the paper. That's vault, two events at which she excels not because we dislike women's sports but because more people at, are her favourites. come up and volunteer their services for the other sports. As I pretend to be a student, I can't always cover a sport myself or someone else to do it I'd be happy to run sports-related features articles on women's sports but they don't just magically appeal: my desk before Monday's deadline. If anyone has any ideas I'd Volleyball more than willing to hear them. I think part of the problem of promoting women's sports is due to the use of the name Hawks. I like the name but a different Hawks out for the women's teams would give them their own identity and separate them from the men's teams. At UW they have Warriors and Athenas, which I think has a nice ring to it of playoffs Perhaps another "bird" name would work, although I can't of a name right now. Maybe someone else has a great idea. I by Theresa Noonan for sure it would make writing headlines a lot easier. But please. Laurier gymnast Sara Aggiss practises her balance beam routine The woman's volleyball team met don't anyone suggest "Hawkette." f h · McMaster and Windsor this past or t IS weekend's gymnast ic meet at Q ueen's. photo by Theresa Kelly week in a failed attempt to gain a 1- ~------•------. playoff berth. On Tuesday they 1 I ALL B WLING : travelledthe match to 3-0McMasterwheretheylost with scores of 15-3, 15- Shot record shot : 7, and 15-6, and on Thursday the 0 team lost to Windsor in four games. Special to the Cord I 1 Coach Leach described the Two Laurier track members I U 1 INC LUDES SHOE REN TAL McMaster team as a much better participated at the Can Am Track CAN 1 team than Laurier. "No matter what Classic hosted by the University of BOWL ONLY $5.00 : we tried to do, they were better," she Windsor last Saturday. Pat Wylie said. tossed the men's shot put for MON.-THURS. 11 p.m. to 1 a.m. On Thursday the Hawks hosted another WLU record. His throw of BRUNSWICK FREDERICK LANES Windsor. The team needed the win 12.89 metres was good for 12th to get into the playoffs and place overall and 6th place among FRED ERICK MALL KITCH EN ER OUM athletes. Wylie is ranked 9th in 576-1160 unfortunately lost the match 3·1 with scores of 15-12, 1().15, 17-15, and the CIAU standings after this record­ setting throw. 17·15. With these close scores, the ------Earl Lavender also competed in match could have gone either way. Windsor. He was 9th in his section of Coach Leach praised the team the 600 metres with a time of 1 effort, claiming that "it was the best 've~~ TAE KWON·DO match the team has played all year." 6 The Hawks never gave up, ~(\ HAP KI·DO showing a keen determination to Taught Personally by MASTER CHUNG W. OH win. Windsor, however, played sports quiz 7th O.qree Bldck Bolt H•p Kj Do 6th Dcgr« Black Belt - Tae Kwon Do outstanding defence, which proved *Physical *Self Defence to be the deciding factor. Leach by Johnny E. Sop Fitness *Self Control claims that Hawks deserved to win as 1. Which two individuals have won the most Olympic gold they played a better match but luck 2. Where do the Toronto Tornados play their home games? *Indomitable just wasn't with them. Debbie 3. If you were invited to participate in the "cannonball classic" at Spirit Whatmore, a rookie on the team Pauley Pavillion, what would you be doing? played her best game all year. 4. The NAS.L. goal scoring record is held by a N.Y. Cosmos SPECIAL OFFER The team has three games left this was he and how many goals did he score in one season to tor new Beginner season, meeting Western, Waterloo record? and Brock Laurier hosts Western on 5. What is considered to be the most difficult jump in figure $50 !Of 3 month February 3 at8:00 p.m .. Western and 6. In the 1966 World Cup soccer finals, what player scored Laurier have been very competitive lead England to victory? all season and Friday's game should 7. Who is the most successful jockey of all time? CLASSES DAY ANI1 EVENING prove no different 8. Who holds the NHL record for most games: a) Gordie M onday to Salutday (6 days a week) PHON E 742-8GS1 On February 7 the Hawks travel to Hull, c)Phil Esposito, d) Wayne Gretzky? Waterloo. Their final game is on 9. Name "the sport" and the two teams that compete in the CHUNG OH'S SCHOOL February 9 when they host Brock 10. What position in college football did Laurier's Athletic of TAE KWON-DO With just two more wins, the 1983- Knight play? -ffJl King Street West, Down town Kitchener '84 Hawks could finish with their best 11. What single event featured the largest number of spectakal season in history. many? (To the nearest 100,000)

,• lliE CORD WEEKLY Thursday, February 2, 1984 page 15 sports scoreboard :YJAA Hockey Tamlae Hockey Women's Basketball p CIAO Hockey p Women's Volleyball G w L T F A GWLTFAP GP W L F A 3 151 31 rankings MW :ronto 18 14 1 55 Rangers 11 7 1 3 552817 Brock 9 9 0 764 389 18 MP Ml P 5 94 57 25 Waterloo 10 9 1 18 .JJrier 18 10 3 1. Toronto Leafs 12 7 4 1 43 48 15 Guelph 8 5 3 471 415 10 24 McMaster 9 8 1 16 1Jelph 19 12 7 0 104 88 2. Alberta Habs 12 6 4 2 41 39 14 Western 8 5 3 506 567 10 92 77 Windsor 9 6 3 12 ,'estern 18 11 6 1 23 3. Manitoba Bruins 11 4 4 3 43 42 11 Windsor 9 5 4 598 573 10 19 3 21 Laurier 9 4 5 8 ;mntian 9 7 99 96 4. Saskatchewan Wings 12 4 6 2 57 56 10 Waterloo 9 4 5 572 491 8 0 95 78 20 . Western 9 3 6 6 .:~< 19 10 9 5. Concordia Stars 12 0 9 3 22 51 3 . McMaster 9 3 6 536 539 6 aterloo 19 8 8 3 74 91 19 Laurier 10 0 10 274 849 0 Brock 9 2 7 4 6. New Brunswick Guelph 9 0 9 0 1lleen's 17 6 8 3 75 79 15 7.P.E.I. tM.aster 19 6 10 3 82 85 15 8. Moncton Playoff Schedule Women's Basketball Results: OUAA Men's Volleyball !lock 18 6 9 3 84 114 15 9. Brandon - Guelph 68, Windsor 55 :Yf. 20 4 12 4 90 132 12 Feb.5 MP MW ML TP 10. Laurier Stars vs Habs Western 76, McMaster 74 Waterloo 7 0 1ildsor 17 5 11 1 92 104 11 Windsor93.Laurier33 7 14 Bruins vs Wings 8 6 2 ':eoon 18 4 14 0 56 136 8 Wes~em 12 Launer 7 4 3 8 Guelph 8 4 4 kkey Results: 8 .l'J.rier 10, Guelph 2 Windsor 7, Waterloo 4 Women's Volleyball Results: Brock 8 2 6 4 ·l1011to 6, Laurentian 1 Toronto 4, Laurentian 4 McMaster 8 0 8 McMaster 3, Laurier 0 0 Waterloo 3, Brock 0 Men's Volleyball Results: Windsor 3, Laurier 1 Men's Basketball Ruling 'fair' Brock 3, McMaster 1 Western 3, Guelph 1 G W L F A P Basketball Standings by Ian Raymond Western 3, Guelph 0 6 5 1 497 417 10 Western 87, Guelph 72 A ruling was made on the Dave 6 4 2 478 440 8 Brock 76, Waterloo 67 MacNeil-Peter Savich incident last Answers 6 4 2 476 472 8 McMaster 98, Windsor 81 week. As one may recall, Savich of 7 4 3 480 484 8 the Warriors broke MacNeil's 6. Geoff Hurst 7 3 4 600 609 6 cheekbone and jaw in a game with 1. Paavo Nurmi 9; Mark Spitz 9 7. Willie Shoemaker 5 1 4 372 412 2 the Hawks on January 11th when he 2. Varsity Arena 8. c) Phil Esposito 5 0 5 294 363 0 hit MacNeil with his elbow. The 3. Tennis Magazine's Fastest Serve 9. Golf; Great Britian and the USA incident did not catch the eyes of the Competition 10. Centre referees at the time because it was 4. Giorgio Chinaglia; 34 goals 11. N.Y.C. Marathon; 2,500,000 outside of the play, but the elbowing 5. Triple axel spectators line the 26-mile route hawk talk was captured on film and this was 'en's volleyball Women's volleyball shown to the judicial committee. ~Wvs Western WLU vs Western Savich received a five-game February 3 at 8:00 p.m. February 3 at 6:00 p.m. suspension, starting immediately. ,IJhletic Complex Athletic Complex Coach Coulthard was not overly '~W at Waterloo WLU at Waterloo pleased with the ruling but still called February 8 at 8:00 p.m. February 8 at 8:00 p.m. it "fair." Most important, said Coulthard, was the league's recognition that the elbow was lal's basketball Women's basketball WLU vs Western Intentional. Although Coulthard felt 1lU vs Guelph Savich was guilty from the start, his firy 2 at 8:00 p.m. February 4 at 2:00 p.m. Athletic Complex opinion was discounted as bias. The Complex decision by the committee adds at Waterloo Hockey credibility to the coach's judgment 4 at 2:00 p.m. WLU at Brock While Savich will miss next February 3 at 8:00 p.m. Saturday's game, Coulthard is 1135 Victoria St. W. Kitchener WLU at York hoping MacNeil will be well enough 578-9370 February 8 at 8:00 p.m. tp play.

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