THECORDWEEKLY WilfridLaurier University Waterloo, Ontario Thursday March 19, 1981 Volume 21 Number 21 Bands by-pass Laurier

by Mike Strathdee the band sign the contract ana confirm the date. Ifa better deal or If you are a student who enjoys deals develop, the manager will going to the Turret, you may have instruct the booking agent to cancel noticed that on the odd pub night, the initial booking with the school. the band playing is not the originally O'Donnell believes that many scheduled act. Recently, this state of problems arise due to the fact Uikt affairs has become the rule rather university buyers are not aware of than the exception. The artists who the power they posess, and are often have cancelled bookings since unwilling to use it. O'Donnell stated September include the Teddy Boys, that entertainment booking is a Toronto, Hatfield, Blushing Brides, competitive open market, and Teenage Head, and the Good buyers must learn to conduct Brothers (twice). themselves accordingly. Buyers are students, For many this can be "fools to commit themselves to any somewhatfrustrating. No one more one agency" he said. TSCHANZ r so than for Christina Dixon, who O'Donnell tod the Cord that "a took over the job of entertainment good promoter never advertises coordinator at the beginning of this what isn't solidified". Until both RODGER winter term. Christina's position is parties have signed, no binding an unenviable one as she has been contract exists. He added that if the BY stuck trying to find last minute booker is not aggressive enough PIC replacements for bands which have many problems can arise. He went Lady delivered good value last Thuraday In the Turret even though It wasn't the originally cancelled out. As most of the on to suggest thatifa bookerhas bookings not scheduled band. for this term had already had the contract returned within 21 been completed when Christina days of signing , he or she should took overthe World hunger problem gone by position, whe can only phone theagent and find out why. If 1997? try to deal wit.i each by Mary Sehl from est, The individual the agent continuesto draghis orher Hunger Project hasno UNICEF. problem as it arises. She financial or legal admits, feet, O'Donnell feels that the best connections with To demonstrate its role, Bishop however, that the frequency of The Hunger Project recently est, according to band policy is to do business elsewhere. Knell. noted that the Project used $90,000 cancellations has reached the point increased its enrollment of WLU While many If problems continue with one students members of The for ads in newspapers across the where "something has got to from three to over a Hunger Project are also be particular agent, O'Donnell advises hundred by involved in United States listing the 17 direct done to correct the spending one day est, Knell said the majority situation". that the school involved should recruiting in are not. relief agencies and asking people to Before solutions can 'the Concourse, In a letter to the editor of Imprint be found or register a complaint with the according to Project member and donate money to them to end the tried, the nature of and reasons for Musician's Union. WLU following the article on the Project, starvation which the Denise student Laurie bishop. Knell stated that occurred during problem must be understood. Donlon, a lull time Recent initially about60% the Cambodian crisis. of articles in the UW of the members of From these The Cord contacted the local employee the Federation of newspaper the Project were ads. Bishop said over one million Dram Talent Students at UW Imprint have cast the graduates of est training, but today Agency in an attempt who handles all Project in a dollars was raised. to ascertain why Federation bookings rather unfavourable "the numberof people participating the reasons bands echoed light by emphasising Two years ago the Project cancel on agreed dates. O'Donnell's suggestions. its link to a in the Project who are not associated out Dram She agent believes profit-making organization called with est far exceeds the organized a symposium in New Tim O'Donnelllisted sickness that many Canadiancollege numberwho York which (as was the and est. are". in all the direct relief reason for the Teenage university bookers suffersimply Both the Hunger Project agencies participated. The Head cancellation), better because they don't their and est Knell graduated from est training offers know were begun by Werner Erhard. symposium was designed to end the from other areas and touring rights. Donlon stated that in the Est about a year ago. While she believes dates stands for Erhard competition between the different as the reasons entertainment business, it is the Seminar Training it was beneficial to herpersonal life, being major for and is a profit-making organization agencies and promote cooperation cancellations. O'Donnell pointed buyer who pays the salaries ofagent she feels it does not to which appeal among them. According to Knell, and band, buyer began in 1970 and holds everyone, whereas the desire to end out that when a bandreceives a more therefore the the symposium was so successful deserves a fair seminars to promote personal world hunger and the Project with lucrative offer to play a club for deal. Donlon said she awareness. this end do. that the agencies have asked for three nights they will often drop a often arks an agent for Telex The Hunger Project is a non- Knell said she became another this year, and it is now being lower paying one night gig like the confirmation (which is legally charitable involved for profit organisation which in the Project after planned the Fall. Turret. binding) of a booking within 48 began 1977 being in and has United approached by UW economics Knell said the Project is now The reason that the band can hours of making a deal over the Nations non-governmentalstatus. It professor Dr. John entering an educative phase which legally do this is the way in which phone. If this is not received, she awareness Hotson, former feels promotes of world chairperson of the K-W Hunger will include speaking to various some schools, including Laurier, the best course of action is to hunger and immediately the belief that the Project. Hotson is also a graduate of groups on world hunger and how it book their bands. When a school get in touch with the problem can be endedby 1997,but is est, but Knell said her participation can be ended. agrees upon a specific band with a agent. If mutually satisfactory not a direct relief agency. in The Hunger Project is unrelated Bishop said lectures at high certain agent, the agent will send arrangements cannot be worked Knell, Irene chairperson of the to her involvement in est. schools, universities, and to church a contract out to the school. A rep- out, the deal can be easily made Kitchener-Waterloo Hunger Project When she enrolled the groups and other organizations are resentative at the school (the void. in Project aimed and a political science student at last May, Knell said she the at "dispelling the myths Director of Student Activities, in the Vinny Cinquemani, a Klatinum felt people have UW, said the relationship between Project was a simplistic approach to grown up with" case of WLU) signs the contract and Artists agent who says he has done concerning direct relief The Hunger Project and est results end world hunger, but "gradually it agencies. returns it to the agent. At this point 80% of Laurier's business over the only from the fact that Werner became obvious that mobilizing Many people, she said, feel if we end in time the school is legally past four years, claims that he has poor countries, Erhard, the founder of est, along public opinion is the way things do hunger in their committed, but the band, not having had an extremely low cancellation with Roy Prosterman and move". populations will increase and they signed anything yet, has no legal ratio in his dealings here. He Buckminster Fuller originally Bishop, who is not a graduate of will overrun us. Others fear that obligation whatsoever. The agent recommends that in order to avoid conceived the idea of the Hunger' est training, said the moneyreceived most money to direct relief agencies then returns the contract to the problems, colleges should always goes Project. by The Hunger Project goes to to administration costs group's manager, who "sits on the send telegrams to the agency asking to this myth can Other than an inital grant and education about the facts of According Bishop, contract" while waiting to see if for confirmation and saying "please loan from Erhard, a multi- better offers come in. Ifno offer respond within 24 hours oroffernull starvation and the coordination of Project such millionaire, and some donations direct relief agencies such as see on page 2 materializes, the manager will have and void".

Posters 6 Movie Review: AmericanPop 9 WLU 10k race They have rights too 15 Unanimated animation means a The spring brings road races. IN THIS ISSUE: lousy movie WLU is one of them Arch Blushing Brides 7 One ofBest 15 Talking Heads 9 Speedster A sound like Stones Band at Ron Archibald the Turret The Heads beheaded places fourth in Saskatoon Testing Your English 3 Nigol's Nuggets 5 An English language, test will El Salvador, a new Vietnam? Editor's Note: be to all first year students given This is the serious issue next year. Nugent 7 Canadian B-Ball last of 12 the Cord. Next week's K-W Ted Nugent: a review The best hoops in Canada were issue at Waterloo this past week-end will be, for the most part, ajoke issue. There will however be some space in the paper for 5 Dave Van Dyke 6 New Revolutions 8 news. Thanks to all Perspective II WLU Awards 14 serious Abortion: two views The infamous Cord columnist is Nash the Slash, Black Slate, helped this year. The top athletes at WLU who have examined Cash Cows: the albums this week Year. are Good Luck Next honoured MW 2 The Cord Weekly, Thursday March 19, 1981

from DRAMA, letters, d a p , — - — f* -r ■ . Why Lent and Easter? problems like not — having room to store costumes, make-up, props or Have you ever thought ofLent as "poor me's" you begin to see the sets, not having a room of our own anything other than a depressing beauty of life inanother. Thus there to rehearse in, using the men's time of year, when you deprive is no real lent withoutEaster. washroom in the T.A. as a dressing room, Tonight, Friday, Saturday yourself of all those things which The practice of penance, not having a staffadvisor, not appear to be good in life? A popular almsgiving and prayer are always getting accurate coverage from the lenten practice is the giving up of done in lent in order to showthat we Cord, and not having enoughmoney or candy, which some people do, recognize our sinfulness and desire student support to do a really polished because they can loose the extra to make up for the pain we have production are things that weight anyway. The problem with caused. Although our good works the Drama Club has become Trie Plan this perspective is thatit is lentfor its do not save us, they are our way of accustomed to. I hope those will things own sake alone and is not seen as a participating in the redemptive act change in the future because the preparation for Easter. The word of Christ and thus dispose us to His Drama Club is going to keep on "Lent" means "springtime", a time grace. pushing and a major production for Next, Monday, Tuesday, Vvtednesday of preparation for new life. Is Lent all gloom and doom? I next year is already in the planning In this light I might suggest an hardly think so for in our Sooner or later I assume our alternative practice for lent which is preparation, our dyingto selfis done wealthy university will come to its Chevy Dirt Band done with the end ofEaster in mind. in hope of the resurrection of senseand finally use somemoneyfor For example youmight trygiving up ourselves in Christ. As there is no decent theatre facilities to bring complaining about the endless resurrection without death, there themselves up to the level ofat least workload and sadistic profs and also is no Easter without Lent. the high schools in the area who do instead listen to others. The focus of Happy Easter! provide for the advancement of Coronet life shifts from yourself to your culture through theatre. In my neighbour. Through denying Kathy Zettel opinion a theatre and possibly a yourelf the great pleasure of-the RC Campus Minister theatre course is much more benefical to the students and to the Motor community than Hotel allthose lovely and McGuigan to Speak at innumerable lounges in the Peters Laurier Building. 871 Victoria St. North, Congratulations Kitchener Canada's External Affairs available for questions on Foreign again to the Drama Club for 744-3511 Minister, Mark McGuigan has Policy as well as the Constitution its amazing scheduled a stop following the speech. toleranceand endurance. Thanks to at Laurier for March Professor 25th. He will be speaking on the The speech is scheduled for Room Clark, the one staff member at this topic ofthe Constitution and will be P1025 at 8 pm. The event is university who has sponsoredby WLU young Liberals. provided the club with some knowledge and assistance. F 'NEST QUALITY TOBACCO Rita Sprague Project from page 1 be dispelled by showing their "track records" at ending hunger. The Hunger Project will be hosting a day long symposium on ending world hunger at Conrad PLEASE Grebel College on May 9. They hope to invite political leaders from the area, high school delegations, members of local church groupsand service clubs, and the generalpublic. An evening session will include a briefing on Somalia which is currently suffering from a drought YOURSELF and famine, but to Knell, according is not receiving the publicity which Cambodia received during its crisis. Knell describes The Hunger Project as a kind of public relations firm for the direct relief agencies. She said "people have generally felt world hunger is something we don't have much control over. Once people realize the scope of the Project, it's exciting". Asidefrom the recruiting done on campus, enrollment booths are set up in shopping malls and recruiting is done on the streets. Most enrollment is through word of mouth and Bishop said there are now over 4,000 members in theK-W area. She said members come from 110countries and there are over IVi million members around the world, but mainly in North America. Bishop hopes to hold another recruiting day at WLU. Meetings of members ofThe Hunger Project are held each week at WLU and signs are posted to publicize them. WANTED Books & Records for the 17th Used Book Sale ofK-W Canadian Federation of University Women. April 3 & 4 Call 885-4234, 885-3019,576-7011

"lam pregnant?" "But I took precautions." What am I going to donow?" Call Birthright for help and information Birthright a 579-3990 The Cord Weekly, Thursday March 19, 1981 3 The conference, sponsored by the dramatically, there would be Canadian Association of University shortage of qualified researchers. OHIP: make sure you're insured Teachers and the University of Toronto Institute for Policy Watt dismissed the notion of the who don't by Tim Baines has a monopoly on health insurance realize that they have to Analysis, was, according to unemployed PhD. "This pool of The Ontario Health Insurance in Ontario, private companies re-apply every three months. organizers, a response to the federal unemployed grads has never Plan (OHIP) is a government cannot insure people for additional Certainly OHIP does have problems intention to severely exceeded five per cent, far below the sponsored plan of health insurance costs. within it but it is important that cut back provincial funding of dire predictions of the late 60's," he for Ontario residents. It is available OHIP coverage can be payed in students realize the necessary nature education. However, thequestion of said. ofsuch a planand don't leave ituntil to each and every resident of three ways: directly, group government responsibility was not . Ontario regardless of age, state of payments, or with assistance. too late. addressed in the "In Ontario there continues to be conference's first a health or- financial means. Paying directly involves paying the travelling to the United States in the session. great deal of affort aimed at Students are often unaware that full amount for each three month near future, additional insurance curtailing the growth of graduate Instead, once they turn twenty-one years of period. Group payments are payed such as Blue Cross is a good idea. the focus of the session schools when the problem is clearly age, they are no longer dependents through employers who offer OHIP If OHIP is such a beneficial plan, entitled "Population andManpower that they are not expanding rapidly and thus are required to apply a coverage. Assistance is given to then why are some people not Issues" was cooperation with the enough in the sciences and couple of months before your people who are unable to pay full bothering with it? This is largely due business sector. This would aid engineering," said Watt. universities, twenty-first birthday as coverage premiums. Most students are to ignorance in the case ofstudents, since, according to Jill Stocker, director of University educa- does not actually begin until the first eligible for premium assistance and of Waterloo dean of tionalrelations ofthe CanadianLife day ofthe third monthfollowing the if your graduate studies Lynn taxable income will be less Universities Watt, "the and Health Insurance Association, date of joining. than $2500 for the upcoming year, universities represent a valuable said corporations and universities with OHIP you too are resource of A major problem eligible. high qualified man- must work together, to their mutual currently exists some doctors are and matching power, research - It is important for all fun-in-the- talent and new advantage. not under the OHIP plan and sun bums to note that knowledge" which can play an you are OHIPpaysfor therefore, if you are treated, insured medical and hospital labour needs important role in business. "Businessmen generally do not OHIP Toronto (cup) Universities see as a service re-imbursed by according to services anywhere in the world but universities sector should be more responsive— tolabour Watt stressed the need funding which can be ofassistance the Ontario Medical Association before you fall on a beach ball and for to them, market needs was the overriding for research in and rarely do they seek Fee Schedule, which is often less break your neck, remember that you science solutions to opinion of educators gathered here engineering but said the declining corporate problems than the actual costs. Since OHIP are orriy re-imbursed at the rates through uni- resources, applicable in Ontario. If you are March 3 for a conference on rate ofPhD graduates will mean that versity and theresult is a BACK TO financing universities. should research funds increase state of mutual myopia," she said. THE BASICS \f —ii | by JoanneRimmer The English exam which the First Year Business students write during Registration Week might become compulsory for all full-time undergraduate students. The Curriculum Committee, consisting of both student and various faculty representatives, has recommended this to theFaculty. It has thus far been approved by the Dean of Arts and Science, Dr. Russell Mancaster, and the appropriate department heads. Dr. Michael Moore, the professor who is responsible for English 101 and 102, said that the English department will be asked to administer the test at the first ofthe year and at the first of second term. He is unsure of the entire department'sposition on this issue. Apparently, there are many implications to be consideredbefore a decision can be reached. The exam in question is administered at present to all first year Business students. It is required by the Business faculty that the student pass the exam or take the English 102 course. The exam is part essay and part grammar and sentence structure. It is designed to test a student's basic communication skills ofreading and writing. If the student does well in the exam, he or she is advised to take another English course which is inclined more towards the study of literature than 102. Otherwise, the student is recommended or required to take the course. It has been devoloped to improve communciation skills, especially creative writing. The classes are kept to a maximum of 25 students and the students have appointments with their professors on a regular basis. The department is proud of this program and how it has benefited the students, according to Dr. Moore. When asked how the department would handle a larger enrolmentin this course should the compulsory exam for Arts and Science students be adopted, Dr. Moore would only T"} ecause we want tp tell you students going into the practice of say that that has been looked after. 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BANKOF COMMERCE 2nd floor S.U.B. 884-5330 4 The Cord Weekly, Thursday March 19, 1981 Editor Mark Wigmore News Editor Carl Friesen THE CORD WEEKLY William "Chip" Mcßain Sprots Editor Entertainment Editor Cindy Liedtke The Cord Weekly is published by Student Publications of Wilfrid Production Manager Rob Pegg Laurier University. Editorial opinions are independent of the Assistant Production Manager Lynda Kirk University, WLUSU and Student Publications. The Cord reserves Photo Manager Rodger Tschanz the right to edit all articles and letters submitted to it. The Cord is Photo Technician Tim Singbeil a member of the Canadian University Press cooperative. Ad Manager Kirn Legate Phone 884-2990 or 884-2991 EDITORIAL adhere to the In past years /"■ Most people in our society Judeo-ChristiarT the snap ofsuit-cases and the deserted dining-hall signalled the dawn In view, God began Fridays as of concept of time as linear. this time at a students from first year through fourth treked out oftown for a of specific point and go on until the End, which may home-cooking week-end it will be and home-laundry. Laurier was a suit-case university Armageddon theistic or This migration an of either the thermonuclear homeward made Thursday nights at the pub tradition. It was the big variety. party night before the quiet week-end. Bands were booked for every Thursday possible students, is an added refinement: segmental and line-ups and sell-outs were common. But For there then things changed. time. Divided into years, terms and weeks, punctuated by It was about the time ofthe dawn ofdiscowhen drinkingand dancingreplaced and bands tests, due dates for tests, and other kinds of dates, there is beer as an institution at Laurier. Friday nights became tradition and Thursday attendance at still an End to it all—graduation. bands dwindled. Whether Laurier had changed from a suit-case university to seven-day week I've found my perceptions coloured by both viewpoints, a institution, or whether Laurier had a type of dance or the cost of fever, whether but overwhelmingly there is the Hindu or Buddhist concept going to a Thursday night pub seemed too much, the legend oftheThursday night pub was slowly dying. oftime forced upon me by three years on the Cord. This view In 1979 is circular or perhaps more accurately a spiral. At each time Mike Sutherland and the WLUSU board moved to booking bands sporadi- cally on Thursdays feeling that in the week there are certain tasks I should have finished in the fewer the bands, the better the ones which were ' to get news out on time. The booked could be and the more popular order the section cycle runs the evening would be of for next This year the tradition of the Friday thus: List articles week's section decided, the night dance and drink has continued while the articles assigned to infrom big band Thursdays suffered. reporters, copy reporters, edited, While seven o'clock line-ups for the Turret on Fridays is out, common, tor tew is typeset, section laid headlines and picture cutlines set, the Thursday night pub night still an event. The ideaofgetting good bands to attract a good crowd is a articles picked out for next week... noble idea but in few cases, the Teenage Head pub is It's to one exception, has it worked. F a cycle that has happen 22 times a year, but is.also a spiral in that it moves (often with maddening slowness) One of the main problems has been the longlist of cancellations that have plagued the towards the end of the year. T e Teddy Boys, Toronto, Hatfield, Teenage Head, Bro hers (twice,? fT c As Good Unlike the changing of the seasons, however, this cycle IZZr ands Stewart M.tchell are among those who have, for one reason or another, cancelled bookings. needs a good deal of pushing . In this it is like the slow These cancellations, many on short notice, have meant im tlon struggle ofa Buddhist to go around the cycle oflife in a way Pr r thC ba dS that are actual,y PlayinB and a furth dwindling of , H n L that will help the person, many lifetimes hence, gain thehi crowds. ThexT°cancellations have meant a growing lack of to publicity and" a growing Nirvanah. Likewise, the Cord news not easily amount of uncertainty about what bands are actually section is playing. bludgeoned into shape each week. The problem could be understood ifit were not just a Laurier problem but it is For Working on the second last issue is much like I imagine the most part, the University of Waterloo has had few of the problems of co-ordinators. The booking Laurier band attaining Nirvanah would be. agents express surprise at the high number of at Laurier. It seems to be a cancellations Laurier problem, but it also seems tobe one that can be Buddhists receive aid *****from each other solved. Both Denise Donlon at UW in achieving and booking agents in Toronto sug- release, and I am deeply appreciative of gest a simple telex to the agent all who have had involved would avoid most oftheproblems. The present such a committment to part of Launer system ofsending written this the newspaper: Mike contracts by mail which are often neversigrXy th (pinko) Strathdee, Diane Pitts, Jane Allan, band or received back at Joanne(I could Laurier mean that no legal contract exists, and thus backing put something here but I won't) out of a Launer engagement Rimmer, Chipoholic Scoop is simple. The Telex on theotherhand is more definiteand Stalker, Norm (WLUSU Bored) Nopper, is legally binding. Nadine Johnston, Men-Ellen McGoey (the eternal Question), Rodger Laurier also deals "chief almost exclusively with one agency. It seems only naturally if that Tschanz, Karin Neukamm, Barb Wolfe-Leeming, Mary ring proraised Sehl, Sonya :?srsr;~ir » «* *»«2E5£2? Ralph, Dave "just call me controversial" Van Dyke, eternally reliable Rick Nigol, W & W (also known It been a year ofcancellations and **» as the slow death ofthe Thursday night pub perhaps Paul Whittaker and Rick Wehrle) and MW. Also Laurie, next year that death could be delayed and the bands at the Turret could play on Laune, Lois, Stu and (esp.) Marg of Imprint. Mark Wigmore Taking over this job is Sonya Ralph; lots luck kid cause Editor J yer gonna need it. Cflr/ . News Editor J LETTERS to a grotesque and obscene display worst thing is simply getting access pay a Dramatic by thesoccer team. The to it. music student to run them contemporary play. They turned us overflowing For some reason the Theatre even though we audience in the Turret applauded had someone down flat and paid twelve hundred Auditorium belongs to the Music capable of our Comments wildly and cheered for more. Yet the Faculty. own. We paid. dollars to the Elora Poverty Theatre Speaking of paying, no one in the to come and perform. week before only 80 people attended It belongs to the Music Faculty so Our ticket During my three years the performance of university has been able to tell me prices were cheaper than theirs and at WLU, I "Surprise" in the much so that three years ago the the cost have been actively TA. Tome, that it ofthe new lighting system in generous people that we are we involved in the says all. So much Drama Club had to use room IEI 1017 Drama Club. Before I graduate for the mentality room in the Peters Building. I wouldn't have charged this of our student for their major performance. For the have been the year, I would like to say body. last informed that this university anything for our services. two years, after acting expensive stage/television congratulations to WLU Drama The Drama Club does not appropriately lighting WLUSU also has some small submissive the system is not really problems Club for coming as far, successfully, complain about small audiences Drama Club useable because regarding theatre. Every has been granted one the room not small club is I might add, as they have against because those who attend always week but does lenditselfto stage allowed to ask WLUSU only one, in January, to or television productions. (for up to appalling odds. Odds, what odds? enjoy themselves, and a small on What a three hundred dollars to put a play. But even that one waste of run Let's begin with the student body audience is just one more blow for week is time and effort. That their activities. Everything must limited since no drama system could be itself. Out of approximately 3,000 an almost defeated group. I say well used if it were be itemized and the committee will rehearsals can take place until the installed where decide students only thirty came out to almost because despite the adverse music department it belongs—in a how much money the club is through for the theatre. Whoever thought actually audition for a major production. conditions the Drama Club pushes day orthe evening. of that receives. Now any educated through. plan made a major goof! person This production not only gets The 'adverse conditions' Further we are told not to knows that when a play is are so touch Then again a performed, students involved with otherpeople, numerous that it is anything on stage. Since the major goof is a certain amount of discouraging just stage nothing unusual when money new activities, and a possible career to put them on itselfis so limited we have to use the it comes to must be paid to thepublisher for is paper. This our university and of some, but also a representation university has no music faculties acoustic shells for theatre For the play or the playwright to the public of OUR university. theatre we have a example, two years ago we providing I theatre sets since there is no where else to were the script. This realize that onlya certain numberof auditorium. In other words, we have working on a major production is known as put them. And as I said earlier there our and royalties. This year students will end up on stage acting an old gymnasium with a stage at date for opening a] mos WLUSU cut the were until this year no proper stage t Drama Club's but there is no limit to thenumberof one end. There is no storage space coincided with the Contemporary budget with a lights. Since we represent the Arts note saying that we people needed backstage to do the for sets or props. There are no Festival. Well what could certainly didn't university we believed that Audio- be need money for really important work. dressing rooms. There is no better than the university's royalties, Visual would be happy to help out own whatever they were. Lack of student support seems to rehearsal room. There is no proper drama clubperforming, showing the Amazing how with some lighting. They said no so well informed some be a highpoint at our university for seating. The stage is poorly equiped. public that we're really working on people are. the first two annual productions something anything other than football games Until this year it had no proper here instead ofimporting Those are a few of the were lit by outside agencies. This outside appalling and pub nights. For example: lighting. The acoustics are talent? Valid question! The odds the Drama Club has terrible. year the music department informed Arts been and anyone who attended the Tamiae We can see that our Festival committee didn'tagree still is up against. The small theatre us that we were welcome to their new although Talen Night in January was exposed auditorium is a disaster but the we approached them early lighting system butwe would have to enough page and were were doing a Drama cont. on 2 77m Cord Weekly, Thursday March 19, 1981 5 Perspective II Question of the Week Is abortion morally right or wrong? How do you feel this time ofyear? Sonya Ralph by by Lynda Kirk by Meri-Ellen McGoey Pics by Rodger Tschanz Probably one of the most difficult decisionsa woman For most people in the fast paced life of today with must make today involves the issue of abortion. She emphasis on success and appearance, the choice is may read all the information accessible to her, observe simply to abort the young fetus. the various points of view offered, discuss it with hei However, abortion should be the verylast resort used only in extreme cases partner and consequently form a belief based on the where data and her great physical damage is threatened to both attitude. Regardless of the belief, when mother and child, and faced with not usedas an easy escape from a the decision, to abort or remain pregnant, a "mistake". Damon Bennett woman may go against her previously set rules. The private decision 4th year Honours Business is far removed from the public issue. When two people takeon theresponsibility Even though society and certain religious ofhaving doctrines sexual relations when there is a chance that the woman be against her, ultimately she chooses what she knows might become pregnant (and thereis always a no "I just came back from co-op so to be right. chance matter secure you feel with your contraception) they we're not subject to the depression the decade, a In past changing attitude toward must also take on the of the students. has witnessed. responsibility unwanted experienced by regular abortion been For several reasons Going to school in the summer is a women no longer feelcommitted the to conformities of consequences they might distinct advantage also since the the past: face, namely a child. We can 1. Abortion is now a safe medical try and fool ourselves and say that there is little chance weather is nicer and there are more procedure. of parties". abortion involves risks than becoming pregnant especially under the wings of the 2. Early fewer pregnancy. institutions There is some failure rate birth educational suchas Laurier, but places such 3. with control methods. as Birthright 4. The poor suffer the most damaging consequences and Right to Life receive overa thousand calls from young pregnant women in this city with illegal abortion techniques, and see about 700 of them in their consultation offices Although the personal decision is a matter of an each year. informed conscience, the legality involved remains a large part of her,stance. In 1973, the United States Cyndy Peters Supreme Court ruled that a woman's right to privacy With the open attitudes towards sex in our society Ist year Sociology prevailed and the decision to have an abortion in the today it is necessary to be strongly educated in areas of first three months is up to a woman and her physician. prevention but also in the alternatives if it should "I am getting a little up with The specified that in later months pregnancy, happen. Every young couple has their own individual fed Court of school right now. It seems as though the States may "regulate the abortion procedures in relationship and problems and therefore a panacea of all ofthe essays are dueat once. The ways reasonably related to pregnancy", until the destroying the obstacle that may be screwing up your last time has gone fast this semester ten weeks, when it is prohibited when necessary life at the moment is not the answer. except though". to preserve the health of the mother. In Canada, with the planning to entrench a charterof Now you say 'well if don't destroy it (and that's rights to the Constitution, Section 15 details "theright exactly what you are doing) whatdo I do about it?'Well to life, liberty and security of every individual". The there is no instantcure inabortion, there are no instant word "individual" rather than "person" allows the cures in keeping a child. Problems must be faced and courts to eventually rule on the legalities ofabortion. It decisions made. However it is not totally up to women is important, however, to look at the history ofthe 1977 nor should it be. The decision of what plan to follow legislature in the USA. Under pressure from the anti- should be made between the mother and the father as abortion lobby, Congress limited the use of Medicaid well as a professional consultant. Thereare hundreds of Cathy Hilborn for abortions. The law now permits federal payments people out there who are devoted to answering Ist year GeneralArts only in the case of incest or rape. As a result, poor questions, giving advice, time and even money no women are once again turning to practicioners of matter what the situation. "I am eagerly awaiting next week questionable competance for low cost and dangerous when all the essays are finished. I am abortions. The mortality rate for legal medical All therationalizations in the worldwon't change the going to take a break, then fire off abortions was one death in 100,000 in 1976; criminal fact that a woman who is pregnant has a life growing into exams". abortions range, it is estimated, from 100-250 per inside of her and that she and her companion are now 100,000. responsible for maintaining its wellbeing whether it be The decision to accept legalized abortion is one that for a life-time or only until birth. Destroying a life will continue to cause controversyfor years to come. As because it gets in your way does not solve the problem a woman, I must believe that my right to privacy is an any more than cutting off your foot because you essential freedom, without which my life is threatened. stubbed your toe.

EL SALVADOR: NO WIN SITUATION | Greg Hayman The present ruling junta, headed by programs. last year, GeneralArts by Rick Nigol Jose Napoleon -Duarte, is Others in the U.S. oppose "I'm just waiting for the end of weeks a great deal of In recent dominated by the army and the Reagan's involvement in El exams". attention has been focused on the National Guard. Moderate Salvador as they fear a relication tiny Central coffee American members of the government have of escalation as republic of El Salvador. This is American had resigned as the military repression happened in This Ronald Reagan has Vietnam. where decided continues. With the juntaseemingly "Vietnam syndrome" is a genuine to make his stand—to reassert America's presence by counting on its last legs, both left and right- and pervasive fear in a nation which wing hope to fill the void. is still reeling from the effects so often extremists ofthat left-wing insurgency. As Right-wing paramilitary groups senseless slaughter. it may happens, however, it would seem Although have been conducting campaigns ol be unfair to draw parallels between that, for El Salvador, thechances for terrorism while left-wing insurgents the Vietnam war and the present a settlementof the conflict peaceful have gained footholds insome ofthe situationin El Salvador, it shouldbe are slim while the future holds outlying regions of El Salvador. remembered that the American prospects continuing bloodshed of there is committment to Vietnam the Mike Angus familiar and Unfortunately, little in and tyranny. It is a chance ofa negotiated settlement of early years of that conflict was also year Honours Drinking whereby there is a 2nd recurrh.g pattern the Salvadoran There exists very modest some arms and a few polarizatrion between left and right- crisis. - an attitude on the advisors. over from too many pre- withlittlechance for instransigent part military "hung wing extremists of all parties concerned. In the power play that now summer parties! I'm looking the voice of to be heard moderation Longstanding animosities develop plagues El Salvador there are no forward to being Florida-bound". over the gunfire. as the death toll climbs. And the heroes or villians. When speaking and rather El Salvador is a small situation becomes even more of political extremism, left-right war has insignificant nation. Its civil polarized as the superpowers use El distinctions mean littleas both sides been given exaggerated prominence Salvador as a playground for are engaged in violent campaignsfor by claims and counter claims of power politics. In this light, it would power. The rightists are spurred on outside involvement in the connici. seem that the Reagan administrat- by their hatred of communists. The Reagan administration has ion will be forced to either support a Many of the leftists are of the justified sending military aid and rapid liquidation of resistance in El Marxist faith that religion of the the Salvadoran advisors to Salvador ora long,drawn out warof twentieth century- which is an opiate government on the grounds that the attrition. for both intellectuals and for those Cubans have Soviets and the For the United States whose intellect extendsonly tobeing Patty Klein left-wing guerrilla supplied arms to government, the question to be able to operate an automatic Ist year GeneralArts groups. It can be seen, then, that asked concerning the Salvadoran weapon. Reagan haschosen El Salvadorhasa conflict is a simple one—"Who's on "Since I'm only in first year I had a gesture govern- symbolic of his our side?". For the American public, As the struggle goes on, realy good time this year but I'm determination to put a stop glad ment's however, the issue is not as clearcut. Salvadorans continue to suffer the it's almost over". to perceived Communist-bloc Ofcourse there are those on the new effects of the game of politics in its References are expansionism. right (those who put Reagan into Violence is fueled the domino crudest form. constantly made to office) who fully support the end the one from abroad and the of theory a scenerio whereby as government's policy in El Salvador. bloodbathis not The falls insight. people Central-American government Salvador are faced with a result the But there are also those who ofEl tragic others will follow. As a dilemma. On the one hand the supporting a rather question the propriety and utility of U.S. finds itself present situation is untenable. On and me... govern- intervention in the dispute. Many year so far, unstable and unpopular the other hand, it is very likely that great! It's been a good ment. see the rebellion in El Savador as the but I am really looking forward to a being in the makingfor decades as a today's "liberators"(whether of At the same time, the internal left or the right) will be tomorrow's fun-filled summer! El Salvador is result ofa history ofrepression and political situation in tyrants. becoming increasingly complicated. the total failure of land reform 6 The Cord Weekly, ThursdayMarch 19, 1981 believe that he is disliked as a result Analysis Comment of his articles. Rather, "only those girls who really know me, hate me. Those who onlyknow what I wrote, DAVE VAN DYKE only hate my written opinion." Posters: Us and Them Further, "the girls who know me by Carl Friesen hate me because Idon't treat them as it months already? Do you realize IN RETROSPECT women, I treat them as people." A few weeks ago (months? is year?) we ran an article by Karin Neukamm should be. He defined This attitudeis too hard tobelieve this is the last serious Cord of the about trying to stop other Dave Van Dyke, author of the aggressiveness as "going after top of the man who claims that birth some people in Vancouver who were people controversial "Women in in the story were articles jobs by working hard and not control is 100% a woman's from putting up posters. The protagonists the Business" and " Birth Control settling for one job with no responsibility. He says that women People, who felt they should be allowed to beautify Reponsibilities" printed in past Poster advancement opportunities." ultimately have control over the ugly green lightposts with cheap yellowposters. The issues of the Cord, is truly an Continuing,Van Dyke repeated that intimate encounters that could lead Vancouver's make mayor ofVancouver disagreed, and said he would the police enigma. In order to preserve this this situation is not desireable, to pregnancy, thus theyare the ones enigma for posterity while bust anybody who dared deface a rather "a pathetic statement of with the most to lose (or gain?) object. The Poster determining what makes him tick, I present fact." "As the number of depending on how the situation is public People decided to interview Mr. Van Dyke women in the business increases, handled. However, in both of his This is a went the civil disobedience route, before his graduation and departure theiractions and attitudes will have questionable articles, Mr. Van and soon the city sprouted with from K-W. to change if they hope to keep up Dyke's wording, tact, comparisons POSTER countless posters like the one on the Presently a fourth year student with their male co-ordinates." are far from diplomatic. left (note it is the Left; this is a here atLaurier, Mr. Van Dyke only In a way it is not surprising that But if he had it all to do over Commie plot) affixed everywhere. began writing for the Cord this fall, Dave Van Dyke is not a very again, Dave admits he would make It has a City Hall eventually capitulated after for reasons he says "are varied". In popular figure with Laurier's female only a few changes. He would being made to look totally the past, Van Dyke felt population. When asked why he become more involved at Laurier dissatisfaction with the way certain apologized early in his article for starting in first year but as far as his RIGHT ridiculous; the People had things are at Laurier: thus his insulting anyone with his opinions go, nothing would change. triumphed. articles on the typical dress of generalizations about women, Van So whether he is right or wrong, Another article we printed dealt students ("Let's Get Dressed" Nov. to be here Dyke replied, "Women get upset." Dave Van Dyke, champion of the with posters here at good ole WLU. To cut down on fire hazards 6), student apathy ("A Certain Lack It is this attitude that has alienated opinionated, non-conformists, is of Solidarity" Mar.s) and non- posters were to be restricted to the appointed places, meaning Van Dyke from the female and remains a mystery... .for the time with the fire marshall about this, involvement of parents in our population. However, he does not being at least. selected bulletin boards. I talked education ("Momand Dad Come to and he drew graphic pictures (with words, anyway; he may have School" Nov. 13). However, Mr. been doodling a fire on the notepad in front of him but I don't Van Dyke's opinionated columns know for sure because this was over the phone) ofa fire sweeping did not end there. His November27 right around a room if flammable materials weren't isolated on article "Women in Business" bulletin boards. followed in January by his because that comments on birth control Posters were especially not to be near stairwells, upwards. That is why responsibilities served to do more would be like a chimney drawing the flames than merely alleviate his personal the escalators in the CTB have those nice little red and white dissatisfaction with "the way things numbers telling us not to put anything on the walls there. are." These articles caused uproar These rulings were handed down from On High just in time for among the females of Laurier WLUSU elections, with their traditions of massive resulting in a floodoflettersarriving the jobs all over the place in the Concourse, Dining at the Cord and at Mr. Van Dyke's paperhanging home. Hall, and Torque Room especially. The new poster policies gave As far as Mr. Van Dyke can rise to visions of candidates fighting each other over space on the determine, boards. One candidate told me his women are not as ■:■.■.■■'.-.. ■-■■■■■> decidedly inadequate available aggressive nor as competitive as This Is one of the morecrowded bulletin boards around, of the "student" strategy involved having his supporters posted (pardon the pun) variety. The Admin has graciously seen fit recently to put their male counterparts in the up much at prime pieces of wall, ready to slap up his visage and business world, although they appreciated BIG new bulletin boards near where the Concourse lockers used to be. exhortations the instant campaigning started. That scenario was thankfully averted when those in charge decided to set aside the Poster Policy during special occasions like WLUSU elections and Oktoberfest. So as usual, the school was festooned with gaudy and flammable paper posters, just itching to set the place on fire. __ Nobody apparently asked thefire marshall what he thought about i **» Vol his regulations not being followed. But it was made sure that everyone knew about the Policy. Even during the election, oosters like the one below started to make

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their appearance on unsanctified bits ofwall. Theseposters would burn. Are they only temporary? Are future generations of students supposed to know about the Policy by instinct whereas we have to be told? And these flammable bits are not the only Administration announcements where they aren't supposed tobe; other notices from those In Charge appear with impunity from time to time. I guess the Administration decides whatis important and what isn't (student announcements aren't; remember the school is run for the convenience of the Administration). But imagine my surprise when I entered the Biz Building recently to see a humongous brown paper thing gracing the biggest chimney-waiting-to-happen in the school-the atrium! And other posters were I!V aril B Ti ■ all over the place, also mostly to do with the Tamiae election. When does theAdministration plan to start enforcing the Poster Policy? An election for a club, even if it is a Business club (and also fairly large) does not rate in my mind as a special occasion" like Homecoming. As can be seen, the situation is a little ridiculous. A type of Apartheid is followed, in which there are "student" bulletin boards and "Administration" ones. The student boards are jungle-like things with posters piled on posters on posters. The Administration boards are uncluttered. Are Administration announcements necessarily more important than somebody trying to sublet an apartment? You might shrug and say That's Life. But it's life as it is and need not necessarily be as it should be. The Cord Weekly, Thursday March 19, 1981 7 ENTERTAINMENT Ted Nugent Disappointing

Ted Nugent, the wildman of show and no slight possibility of rock'n'roll put on a dismal show at incurring broken limbs in the the Kitchener Auditorium last enacting of such lunacies. Saturday night. The basic reason, I Nugent's facial expressions and would conjecture was the presence manner of throwing his maneofhair of his new backup band, four new around were of some amusement guitarists from his hometown city of but only to those packed in at the Detroit. Five guitars cannot be front. The semi-orgasmic position synchronized to produce even a he adopts when he goes into his palatable sound let alone one that solos, a standard heavy metal cliche, resembles the one heard on record. was tedious at best. Toronto, the opening act, put on an acceptable Iggy Pop and the proto-punkrock performance but their 'act' is bereft movement out ofDetroit in the early of any originality and genuine seventies may have sounded excitement. They are a tight and something like Nugent that night, talented band but their music can but I sort of doubt it. Nugent's only have limited appeal. material, on record at least, doesnot BROWN consist ofthree chordsand rapidfire The best part of the concert was guitar licks. His embellished, seeing the people who came out to arythmic bottleneck guitar solos fit see him.Clad in jeansandcheckered OREO well upon the tight, hook-laden riff cloth jackets, cigarettes dangling BY base structures, eg. "Cat Scratch from their mouths, the males came Fever". with girlfriends whose curled Toronto, recently cancelled out up K-W opening for fed PIC hairdos and rouged faces are seldom The band who of the Turret, showed In This sound was not duplicated at Nugent at the Auditorium. They were the best band of the evening. seen in a university environment. the concert, although Nugent did And, these were the more reputable hold up his part, ifunfortunately, to sorts that were there. litte effect. His stage act(antics) also A Festival of Canadian Film left much to be desired. Apparently Despite this, it was an extremely at one point he swung across the behaved crowd. I imagine they all stage on a rope, but this reviewer had fun and thought it was a good missed that exciting highlight, dare concert and this, even without "Canadian Images" say it, the highlight of the show. Of altering their states of mind to a course the stage antics he is great extent. And these people musical score if by Fred McAuley fits the mood of have both had films made about renowned for, climbing up and enjoyed themselves, whether not the picture or It was an enjoyable time quite nicely. them. Their comments on this down on ten foot speaker banks and they shouldhave enjoyed themselves A wide variety ol films were experienced by all whoattended subject were very interesting as the like were not going to be part of beinganother matter,and purged all screened, including document- the fourth annual "Canadian they focussed on the difficulties the concert's itinerarybecause ofthe the monotonous crap of their daily aries, animated shorts, Images" Film Festival that ran involved in directing the person insignificance of this particular lives, then the concert was a success. from March 12th to March 15th educational and experimental who is being portrayed. in Peterborough. Some of the films and feature length films. finest Canadian movies Many were produced in Quebec Uneven scripts usually are produced in 1980, including while others originated from all characteristic of Canadian many Genie nominees, were parts of the country. Naturally, movies and this film is no Here Come the Brides presented at this gala event. the National Film Board exception. I feel that this Unfortunately, this observer of presented their share of films, unevenness frequently results the festival was only there for the majority consisting of from Canadian filmmakers by Andy Risdon one day and would have liked to animation and documentaries. trying too hard to make a high quality film. Canadians excil in stay muchlonger. However.l did Most of Canada's feature length Tonight in the Turret, a Band premier acts in this category. get a general empression ofhow the animated and documentary films are rarely seen by called the BLUSHING BRIDES When asked if he objected to the far CanadianFilm has come over Canadians and few Canadian film but lack the smoothness imitators re-hashing his music, that is needed in feature films. If will be performing. A Canadian the years and possibly whereitis actors, directors, cinemato- Mick Jagger replied, "no it's not this festival is any indicationl band from Kingston, the Brides going. graphers or am offensive to me; it's just mad", technicians receive sure that Canada is well on its consider themselves to be the did manage to see two public recognition for their of the admitting that he'd never seen I way becoming a major North American version accomplishments. The Canad- to movie any of the groups because feature films at the festival and producer. Rolling Stones. The Blushing the film that impressed me the ian Images" Festival served the Brides blend the music of the "That's not really what I'd do was a purpose of exposing this talent of their with an evening." most Quebec-France Generally speaking, the Rolling Stones with that co-production to all those interested combining a It has been reported that lead musical called in the Canadian Images original material, Canadian cinema. Film Festival Maurice Raymond has a "Fantastica". It is about the was a great success as nearly mixture ofblues, rock and'funky singer young female star of a travelling Brides have gigs at style similar to that of Jagger. The highlight of my the 3,000 visitors turned out to view punk. The musical group and the struggles stay at El Macombo, Keith Richard's role is Paul festival, was the presentation of the films. One main reason for Toronto's she has with herself and her Boston's Mr. Cs Rock Palace Martin, the founder and lead a seminar on portrait docu- this is the incredible value of the boyfriend, the group's music 1,600 seat bar in Ottawa. guitarist who apparently adds a mentaries. Those participating festival with the price of and a composer. Canadian musician Due to the fact that Rolling "spikey-hard" sidekick to the CBC admission being a mere $4.00. included filmmaker Harry have become very nature of the band. Lewis Furey plays the role of the Rasky and Judging from this, the festival Stones tours Canadian novelists there has been a Thw WLU student price is boyfriend and was nominated Margaret Lawrence and W.O. should attract even more film infrequent, for reproduced material only $2.50and ifyou are a Rolling for a best actor Genie award. Mitchell. is a buffs next year and no avid market Rasky specialist in imitators. The Stones fan, I recommend you The film is quite entertaining follower of Canadianfilm should by several making portrait documentaries among the catch this performance. although sloppy in spots and the while Lawrence and Mitchell miss this great cultural event. Blushing Brides are

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Dream the HAIRSTYLING FOR MEN with whom he worked forfive Echo Beach but stereotypes He subsequently joined FM and was Canadian living: if Hockey Night in AND WOMEN. they recorded (perms with the band when Canada gets boring we all race included) their album "Black Noise" which around town in dad's new car. A went'gold via the now defunct GRT Quebecoise, Valeric LaGrange label. In 1977, he went solo and comes from her acting career to formed CUT-THROAT. perform the only French songof this CALL 886-2060 He not onlyrecords himself, he is 'Le Jeu' (the game). Another SLATE. While their music album BLACK his own manager. Stephen Pollard group Nash the Slash who have is nothing other than AYE. E. definitely creates his stage show visuals, and opened for big names such as Gary 28 UNIVERSITY something extra the reggae, the Dummit occasionally con- Numan play 'Swing Shift' which is will help them in the Tony 1 block the Athletic complex. group provides tributes to his lyrics but basically emphatically in the rock genre. from future. Nash does everything himself. Last 'A Song From Under the Floor Canadian fans of BLACK year, Nash wasspecial guestof Gary Boards' by Magazine emmanates a SLATE no longer have to search for Numan on his massive tour of the stunning strength of musical ability hard-to-find import copies of the UK. An exclusive, lone-term which has journalists calling them DID YOU MISS group's debut album "Amigo". contract with Virgin/Dindisc one of the best bands around. BLACK SLATE is a unique (Martha and the Muffins) resulted Captain Beefheart of HOT HEAD HAVING YOUR combination of the reggae from his spectacular performance at has been hailed by pundits as oneol musicians; unlike most groups the giant Hamersmith Odeon. the greatest musicians, not just of which consists exclusively of West On completion of the tour, and the seventies but of the century GRADUATION Indians, the members of this group with the contract signed, Nash because of the unique and include 3 Jamaicans, an Anguillon, began work on his debut Dindisc individualistic visions he creates PICTURE two Englishmen of Jamaican origin. album "Children of the Night", with a faint tint of Oriental sound. TAKEN? The cultural diversity of the six which was produced by Steve The uptempo number from Japan members provides music different Hillage. "Dead Man's Curve", a re- and the vibrant sounds can only phone from the usual reggae; Keith make ofthe Janand Dean classic, is explain the large following this Drummond (lead vocals); Chris the first single; the "B" side is group has in Japan and which is Hanson (lead guitar); Anthony "Metropolis", one of Nash's own growing in Canada. Brightly (keyboards); Cledwyn compositions. Other selections on The energy and determination (rhythm Elroy penultimate track from the Rogers guitar); the album include new versions of from the Bailey (bass guitar); and Desmond the Stones' "19th Nervous group Orchestral Manouvers in the Manoney (drums) together create Breakdown" and Deep Purple's Dark leaves little to question why music which goes far beyond "Smoke on the Water" (re-titled this group has achieved something traditional reggae, whileremaining "Dope on The Water"). great and rare for proponents of PHOTOGRAPHERS true to its roots. All other tracks were written or electronic music. TheHuman League Undoubtedly, one of the greatest co-written by Nash and Toby presents an open minded approach factors in the band's success is the Dammit. A full North American to electronics on synthesizers. The musical which an cross of styles gives tour is scheduled tentatively for the Human League presents open 745-8637 BLACK SLATE's reggae sound a latter part of April through May to minded approach to electronics on unique feel. As drummer Desmond coincide with the US release of synthesizers. The Flying Lizards 259KING ST. WEST, Mahoney explains, "Reggae was "Children of the Night". Plans present a more musical aspect ofthis KITCHENER always in our minds, but we were provide for the inclusion of several album but the sensuous symphony too. ofthe into otherthings A couple Canadian dates. of electronic music from Tangerine guys were into soul, some were Dream completes this unique playing jazz, others dabbled with Cash Cows collection of musical wizards. calypso." "Amigo" is proof that by Laura May their attempt to utilize more than To look at the album cover ofCash George Thorogood nflue too. utftaM*•>£!> &ll standard reggae is a success for Cows, one would expect a children's Nash the Slash album describing different parts of George Thorogood and the the cow's body which could be used Destroyers have maintained a non- by Greg Brown to make money. But the music itself descript upbeat melody o' 'I'm can explain how money is made. Wanted' and 'Restless. The music is The Jersey cow on the coverofthe for as rock'n'roll album from great dancing Buy Mouj-th€'Bo6kvto«£ Virgin Records and persists with the sax playing sounds Polygram Canada couldn't be more from the fifties and the contented guitar and the expression on her wailing as in the sixties but the lyrics face is sure to be reflected by the have little to be desired. The simple record-buying-public when they IS ACTu«.M\Ma repetitive lyrics can be picked up EXTRA discover that Cash Cows a full- is instantly but deep philosophical length album with songs thirteen phrases are missing the basic from thirteen Virgin and though STotK Dindisc message of freedom and of a simple ToT«E"9uau»%H£RS. artists—all for the price ofa 45. This life was definitely suggested. phenomenal bargain provides both Although the beautiful and brand new artists and established meaningful lyrics of 'Can You Hear stars a chance to please everyone Calling'and 'Vancouver Nights' with a variety of musical talents. Me byRoy ///'//express the lonliness ofa It's not "The Invisible Man" This album provides a punchy f££il jt^ißL returned to haunt us, it's NASH and aggressive sound of break-up, the overbearing loudness XTC from of the guitar piano drown his THE SLASH, an incredible one 'Making Plans for Nigel' fame and and man band who produces such an goes to another extreme with the potentially great ballad. The music immense sound and totally bizarre hard rock sound of Gillan whose is powerful if you want to ignore the environment that it's hard to believe musical sytle sounds faintly similar singing but then the music is just a THE BOOKSTORE the music comes from just one man. to that of Styx. The leader of the basic line ofnotes. Roy 's voice may Nash has single-handedly es- group Fingerprinz Jimmie O'Neill, be considered great for hard rock, tablished an incredible base in his says that his music is rock'n'roll but loud sound, but here his voice hometown of Toronto via the it is also experimental and has been overwhelms these slow ballads. WilfridLaurier University m:'tSif%t% Second Rate Horror Story by Jerry Zeidenberg space-vehicle on a nearoy blood. The rest of thefilm deals After seeing Alien, one might planet. The distress signal, with the gradual elimination w consider giving up seafood. Or however, turns out to be a ploy— the spacemen, all of monster movies. Or both. Alien remaining when the crew of the Nostromo whom—with the exception of a horrorflick in a science-fiction goes out to investigate, one one—enter the jaws of the ell- YELLOW SUBMARINE setting, was screened at IEI last member is attacked by a mushy, monster(which has grown to an Tuesday. The film concerns a 47King Street North, Waterloo octopus-like creature which enormous size in one or two slimy, stomach-turning, eel-like attaches itself to his face, and days). Monday Special Large Nuclear creature that terrorizes the — plants its seed into his body. The line is Regular $2.25 for $1.80 crew of a spaceship; it is, second-rate story (This unlucky character is by shoddy sets. however, not overly terrifying matched equally Special —12-1 p.m. played by John Hurt, who gained Most ofthe place in Noon while some shuddered, and— action takes some fame for his role the good ship Nostromo; frankly Large Submarine and Soft Drink others dashed out for a fix of as Caligula in /, Claudius and speaking, Odyssey, Regular $2.45 for Alka-Seltzer, most in the Elephant 2001: A Space $2.00 Man and very little for which antedates Alien by more than audience that night simply the one in 10%OFF FOR ALL STUDENTS (specials not included) Alien). 10 years used a more believable laughed. Later, the octopus falls off Mr. spacecraft, andcreated a much more Delivery: Thurs, Fr and Sat. after 6:00 p.m. The crew of the spaceship Hurt's lace and everyone thinks convincing sense of the future. An Nostromo (I'll explicate a rather allis well. But, alas, while he eats compared to, say, Star Wars...well, CALL 886-4662 plodding plot—quickly), answers supper, the creature bursts out suddenly there is no more sense the distress call of a crashed-out of his chest in an avalanche of making comparisons. The Cord Weekly, Thursday March 19, 1981 9

Talking Heads Beheaded AT THE in producing the group again he point is largely open to speculation. by Ian Head eventually (at the group's request) Thr group seems to be in somewhat Mojique sees his villagefrom anearby agreed to join them as a musician of a dilemma, since although the hill and help work on the basic tracks. "Remain in Light" format severely Mojique thinks of thedays before the After just three weeksofrehearsal.it limited the role of Weymouth, Americans came became apparent that Remain in Frantz and Harrison, theycould not He sees the foreigners in growing Light's material (almost all ofwhich deny that the Byrne/Eno guidance numbers was written by Byrne/Eno) has led to a release which was \ He sees theforeigners infancyhouses represented a radical departure from destined to become their most -Xi- Thursday, March 19 I He thinks of days that he can still the band's traditional songformat, a successful (commercially) and most remember...now circumstance which irritated the penetrating (musically) to date. other members of the band (Tina And was this guidance really Shortly after the third Talking Weymouth-bass, Chris Frantz- anything new? Byrne had always l| Heads a\bum,Fear of Music was percussion, Jerry Harrison- been the driving force in thequartet, BLUSHING completed in a New York studio in keyboards). a force of which Eno had been an H August 1979, Brian Eno, who The new format, which was more integral part of since joining the 3= 53 produced the L.P., invited TH complex thanany ofTalking Head's group as producer in 1978; BRIDES leader David Byrne (guitar-vocals) previous endeavours, also required suggesting that the present state of \r~ fr~r~ to join him in L.A. to work on his the addition of five new members; affairs was merely a natural latest project entitled, My Life in the thus forming an expanded evolution of the Talking Heads =npWLU $2.50 NON $3.00 5- Bush of Ghosts. The idea or aggregation which seemed to entity. Or had Byrne perhaps gone inspiration for Bush of Ghosts had dissipate the identity ofthe original too far with hisinfatuation with Eno TTT H-r- originated from Fear of Music's quartet structure. (and vice versa) and as a result, „ c Vj uncharacteristic track, "I Zimbra", Accusations soon arose which essentially alienated himself from Yt b 0on: a musical improvisation which implied that Byrne and Eno-fresh the rest of the band? Scorning ° 3j± brought into focus for Byrne and from the Bush of Ghosts sessions, The final word comes from David Eno the intriguing possibilities for had virtually taken over Talking Byrne in a-Rolling Stone interview rhH CLIFF ERICKSON =E experimentation that African music Heads for their own experimental (March sth, 81) in which he stated, provided. purposes (an extension of the Bush "There is some dissention, on and Thus, the Bush of Ghosts project of Ghosts concept) on Remain in off, but there is with every group. (which Eno added to a long list of Light. And whilerumours suggested We'll probably start working again achievements with the likes ofRoxy that the tensions were of such in the not-too-distant future, and Music, Genesis, David Bowie and magnitude that the band might we'll see what happens then". Devo) became loosely based on the never record again, no official Mojique holds the package in his concept of exploring the untried comment came from the other three quivering hands TUESDAY NIGHT MOVIE fronier of what Eno described as band members until Tina Mojique sends the package to the "the African-psychedelic collision"; Weymouth unburdened herself in American man a concept which in many respects the January issue of The Face. Softly, he glides along the streets paralleled its namesake, a book They're (Byrne and Eno) like two and alleys THE ISLAND written by Nigerian novelist Amos fourteen year old boys making an Up comes the wind that makes them Tutuola which tells the tale of a impression on each other. By the run for cover March 24 $2.00 Rm IEI 7&10 PM young man who ventures out time they finished working together Hefeels the time is surely now or beyond the security of his native for three months, they were dressing never...more : village. like one another...l can see them The wind in my heart ,ngn SOO° The Byrne-Eno project was when they're eighty years old andall (Come to) Drive them away Com THE ROSE finished just in time for the alone. There'll be David Bowie, Drive them away. for Byrne beginning of rehearsals TH's David and Brian Eno, and -Listening Wind, from Remain In fourth release, Remain in Light, and they'll just talk to each other". Light (Byrne/Eno: 1980) although Where Eno expressed no interest the Heads will gofrom this LEE SAUDERS FLOWERS American Pop, Bizarre Plot WESTMOUNT PLACE Rating: Minus Two history, including Czarist Russia (I Dragging in elements of organizedl by John Watts know! But don't ask me why!), pre crime, the Wars, social decay, Psst. Wanna see a really bad World War I New York, World discontented American youth, "We Cater To Students" movie? Sure you do. American Pop is War I, the Twenties, the Kansas corn(l know, I know!), everything you've ever wanted that's Thirties/Forties combined, and the music moguls etc. etc. ad nauseum, CORSAGES bad in an animated film. Ralph Fifties/Sixties/ Seventiescombined. the only redeeming factor was 10% OFF FOR STUDENTS Bakshi, the animation demi-god Not a bad idea, tracing the course of snippets of real music which, like in who gave the world the less than American Pop music, but too much American Graffiti, provided the memorable Lord of theRings and the of the great Americana like Cole necessary historical reference and 886-6410 drive-in "classic"(s) Fritz the Cat, Porter, the Gershwins, Benny mood music.Don't believe the ads, manages the impossible: ruining Goodman etc. is badly timed with though. There's only one Hendrix some of the great music America the appallingly pooranimation. Not song (Purple Haze), one Doors song has produced. All this inan effortto being a student of the art, this hack, (half of "People Are Strange")and a produce an "art" film which grasps and even the numerous heads and character which is a Joplin rip-off. the entire range of 20th Century boppers in attendance, decidedearly The soundtrack, if and when is America. The result is pretentious in on that the Disney studioand Merry released, the only element ofvalue a way which manages to insult Melodies produced animated works in the film whose "only discouraging practically all who care about offar superior quality and intrinsic word" is unprintable. history, America, music, and value. American Pop previewed with The animation. Dogs of War, on Sunday, March 15, The historical aspect of this film Plot wise, there was no plot. shouldbe in the localtheatres within is, in a word, bizarre. The plot is Actually, it traces the rise, and fall, the next week. Go see Dogs of War intertwined with 20th Century of an American music family. before you see thiscinematic horror. Spanish Dance at Centre in the Square the famous Spanish dancer Paston International Gypsy Deli Manuel dc Falla's full-length perform for the first time in Imperio, the ballet was first Complete ballet, El Amor Brujo, will be Kitchener's The Centre in the Mexican Meal performed in Madrid in 1918. \ performed by the Moreno Square, for one performance only, McL \ Hearty Soups & Salads Paula Formed in 1971 under the Spanish Dance Company on Friday on Wednesday, March 18 at 8:00 // M/llJlf}/\A\ Homemade Desserts direction of Paula Moreno, the and Saturday March 20 and 21 at 8 p.m. Spanish Dance Company is the y<9 Saturday evenings, live pm. in The Centre in the \/i jfl /* ] Kitchener's foremost Spanish dance ensemble in For their Kitchener appearance, the music with Gavin Square. Canada Paula Moreno, who Orchestra will perform Ernest \f/\\C/7lfiJ This today. will be the first time in remains artistic director of the Bloch's Concerto Grosso No. I. for Canada the ballet has been Tues-Thurs 11:30-10 p.m. company has danced extensively in Pianoforte and Strings; J.S. Bach's performed with an orchestra and Concerto in C Minor for Violin, Where fine food s 11:!*> am'11:30Pm Europe, Canada, and the US on Sun SfPm '9 Pm singer. The Kitchener-Waterloo Oboe, Strings and Continuo; and and modest prices stage, in films and on T.V. She has day Weekdays Closed 2-5 pm Symphony Orchestra, Raffi are the order of the studied every aspect of Spanish Mozart's "Jupiter" Symphony No. Armenian, conductor, and singer dance and in 1969 was awarded the 41 in C Major, K. 551. Pieterella Scholtes will provide the 84 King St. Bronze Plaque of Merit by the North Waterloo 885-5700 musical accompaniment for the Tickets for the Kitchener performance. Spanish government inhonourofher work in this field. performance cost $6, $8, and $10 Choreographed by Paula In addition the ballet, the from The Centre in the Square box Moreno, who will also dance the to Orchestra will perform office, 578-1570. The toll free TYPING lead role of 'Candelas', Amor also El Rossini's 'Barber of Seville number for the 519 area code is Brujo (translated as LoveBewitched Overture', Rimsky-Korsakov's 1-800-265-8977. orLove the Magican) tells the story essays, reports of a woman who is haunted by the 'Caprice Espanol', Chabrier's ghost fo her deceased gypsy lover. 'Espana' and Albeniz' 'Cantos OOPS! . 75$ per page His jealousSpetre torments herand d'Espana' at the two concerts. The K-W Chamber Music Society she is unable to return the lover of For ticket information, contact presents the upcoming concert with her new suitor. But a friend comes to the box office, 578-1570. the Austin Quartet. (Not the K-W her aid by performing a dance that Symphony Orchestra as stated on 578-7743 distracts the attention of the Spectre The National Arts Centre page 9 of last week's issue) to break his spell over the woman. Orchestra, hailed since its inception Sorry for any inconvenience this may Mrs. Filsinger Created by Manuel dc Falla for in 1969as "a national treasure" will have caused. 10 The Cord Weekly, Thursday March 19, 1981 CLASSIFIED UNCLASSIFIED CLASSIFIEL |»5 Next week is thejokeissue:In honour ofthisgreat eventinthe O ~jj lives of students, the Cord Weekly is offering space in the j*"1 classified/unclassified section FREE. That"s right, a maximum ?"j of 15 words, printed 3,000 times in the Cord, no charge. All (/) >J classified/unclassifieds must be in to the Cord office by v/5■ POETICS Monday at 7 pm. T] O Mr. John's trip to Barrie was a success thanks to the Scout jS repair manual. A thesis proposal missed is a thesis h—. Qautoproposal missed—Mr. John's quote of the week. Untitled Glued to Mind Co-ops, ?7" Graduates, Working in Kitchener? Decent, carpeted, Yogi Bear and Q.T. Hush E5 2 bedroom townhouse for rent. Call 742-1948. Washer and Hands to wash and teeth to brush I wish I could see in (/) dryer included. your eyes to „ Then bedtime stories full of fun Whether you are now or never Beware, the notorious sock stealer is on the loose and his [*■« Oh, to be a kid again. Whether you will change for better /j notorious friend doesn't intervene to get them back. Y'know your face is glued to mine to Trikes and bikes and pick-up trucks I know you have the time. Hw Definition of twins: womb-mates (/) Dolls and falls and Will you grow up? Dares and stairs I can't climb up year 'elites'—thanks Teenage 'cause you're my valentine Q To the 4th for Ottawa, Bruce, *T1 Oh, to be a kid again. Head, Sonny's picnics, G.G.s levee, 'scouring expeditions, You're my valentine X* I love you in my heart Armadillos, the Lane, etc, etc. Good Luck next year, and Li, £-j Kites and fights and running home love youll have to come back and share my mickey-and-a-half. I you in my mind Laughing, crying, throwing stones 'cause you're my valentine 2 aS. Not allowed to cross the road Q Oh, to be a kid again. the taste of salt I wish you could understand why «-J Oh-Pu-Pu-Pu-Pu! One time I'm in, the other time out Swearing, hitting, feeling sad safer on the sea One time I was never in doubt >5~ To Sir Christopher of the Round Tables: to dinner, mad Leaving parents than in the harbour To you, all times benign £> Hope the walk home wasn't toocold. That is,cold enough to beating, telling Dad Brother where we rot and are We could cruise up the Rhine. ««J freeze your rye (Just Jousting). T] Oh to be a ... dog ... or a cat ... The Hawaiian Punches k2 forgotten whether Qm or a chicken ... warm I wish I could understand why [jj Found: Bank Book, corner of Albert and University. Number >m/ and comfortable Sometimes you are weak, then stronger ?7< 55756. Contact Joe in WLUSU. Alison Taylor cold Sometimes you don't last no longer and For me, please show a sign toQZIJISSVID aiHISSVIDNfI SSVIDZ crying, We could drink wine and dine. the savage air I wish you could see in my eyes is all that tells That my love for you is ceaseless LOOKING FOR AN me I'm alive That my petitions are useless and reminds me Y'know I'm here for you to find there are many Y'know you unglue my mind. harbours if I want INTERESTING CAREER? them J. Bryce Or A Job That Will Bring You The Money That the thrills of other ships of other sails . 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Admission DEMON AND CHAIRMEN will be screened at the auditorium, one at 2:00 pm and the and the Toronto Mandolin Irving Ilmer, violin. Concert will be free and everyone welmmp give a performance at Humanities Theatre at U.W. Show other at 8:00 pm. orchestra will held in theTheatre Auditorium at 12 in the HumanitiesTheatre starts at 8:00 pm sharp. March 22 8:00 p.m. noon. Admission is free and The UW dance dept. presents its at UW. Tickets are $8.00 and $6.50 everyone welcome. Apr. 3 Mar. 24 concert feature annual choreagraphic workshop. for students. JAZZ Evening will The this is O PRESERVATION HALL Ensemble, Michael movie in IE 1 Tuesday An evening ofdance performed and March 24-25 BAND will perform legendary jazz WLU Wind GOD BOOK 11, at 7:00 p.m. and Purves-Smith, conductor. conceived by the Faculty and The National Ballet of Canada will music at the Centre in the Square at 10:00 p.m. Price of admission is 8:00 Concert be held in the students of the UW Dance Dept. perform the Sleeping Beauty at 8;00 pm, tickets for this performance will Theatre Auditorium at 8 p.m. Mar. 31 The event will take place in the pm at the Centre in the Square. are $9.50, $11.00 and $12.50 with $9.00, $10.50 and$12.50. Admission: Adults $4/Students The last big movie to be shown in Humanities Theatre at 8:00 pm and Tickets are special discounts for groups of 25 or $2. Everyone welcome. IEI this year is THE ROSE starring more. Bette Middler, Showtime is 7:00 pm and 10:00 pm and admission is MarJO $2.00. Evening concert will feature the Martens, Apr. 9 LECTURES Laurier Singers, Victor Music at noon will feature Concert be held March 30 six ounce burgers conductor. wil Alumni Recital Series Che Anne Gourmet at seminar featuring a in the Theatre Auditorium Loewen, piano. Concert will be There will be a to your individual taste p.m. Admission: Adults from Nestles advocating Done 8:00 held in the Theatre Auditorium speaker $4.00/Students $2.00. Everyone Nestles involvement in infant Variety of salads with spinach or ■. at noon. Admissionisfree and 12 formula Also on hand [welcome. everyone welcome. distribution. lettuce, each completely different Mar. 24 will be amemberfrom an opposition group Starting time is Stuffed veal cutlets Graduation recital by Angus INFACT. p.m. in the Paul Martin Centre, baked quiche John Franklin Sinclair, organ. Apr. 10 7:30 Fresh Recital will be held in Guelph at The Wilfrid Laurier University Exotic foot-long hot dogs the Dublin Street United Choir and the Wilfrid Laurier Univ- Small Clubs Church. Admission free and ersity Orchestra directed by Victor March 25 24 entres for under $3.50 everyone welcome. will perform the Brahms Martens The WLU campus PC club is Licensed for wine and beer pm in the Centre in Mar. 26 Requiem at 8:00 holding informal discussion sessions Graduation Recital by Irene Admission is $6.00, Corner of King and William Sts. the Square. during the lunch hour. If you're Helen voice. Recital $4.00. are Ponut Castle Neufeld, will $5.00 and Tickets interested in politics and current Beside the be held in the Theatre music office, available at the events come out to room 2C7 Auditorium HOUSE, 884-1970 at 8:00 p.m. MACDONALD anytimebetween 11:30a.m.and 1:30 in the Admission free and everyone ext. 432 or at the Ccn*re p.m. welcome. Square. 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May 21, 1981 Sheila Admission Test New Wind Ensemble, Owen department with host Prof. Underhill, conductor. Concert Raymond Koenig, a WLU March 27 Medical College April 4, 1981 March 6, 1981 will be held in the Theatre astronomer. Tonight's films, many The Laurier Christian Fellowship Admission Test Sept. 12, 1981 August 14, 1981 Auditorium at 8:00 p.m. produced by NASA, are Search for group is sponsoring a Coffeehouse TOEFL and SLEP applications available in PCS. $4.00/ Admission: Adults Anti-worlds, Knowledge or in the Paul Martin Centre from 8:30- Miller Analogies Test administered on an individual basis. See Dr. B. Everyone Students $2.00. Certainty. Admission is free and -11:30 pm. Calder in Counselling Services to arrange an appointment. welcome. everyone welcome. YUKON JACKATTACK 1 .£*> meSnakeBite. yV A 7 v \\ JffijEafc \jty Delease 2 fluid ounces

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The Black Sheep of Canadian Liquors. ** Concocted with fine CanadianWhisky. 12 The Cord Weekly, Thursday March 19, 1981 SPORTS risk of fouling out. St. Francis came by Tony Goerzen to within 4 points with less than a minute when Acadia finally decided The University of Waterloo to put a cap on it. The smell ofupset hosted the Canadian Interuniversity subsided and a heart-broken St. Athletic Union basketball finals last Finals Francis club finished below Acadia weekend, March 12-14. It was all CIAU Basketball with a score of 102-96. strength, brains. there speed, The York Yeomen were to play - talent assembled Canada's premier Windsor Lancers in the one roof battle it out until the under to final. This was, as the remained. consolation only one Francis game, round went much Acadia-St. Xavier The first pretty York and was expected except for (4) St. also a rubber match. as in the Francis Xavier's upset of(1)York. It Windsor had met previously OUAA finals which York won 83- was like a nightmare come true for as they came out flatter than a -72. York playing Their shooting was York set the pace, their pancake. 40% seem like from the field as compared to their own game. It didn't were in it. At usual 50% performance. Even Dave Windsor's hearts more than 10. Coulthard (14), who was named for times, York led by Stan the fourth time to the All-Canadian Windsor's All-Canadian had been a Team and CIAU MVP for the Korosec, who failed to second time, shota dismal 2 for 11 in powerhouse until then, the first half. After thegame, none of come through on the boards. He his way the players could explain why it looked very tired as he beat happened. So, for the second year in from hoop to hoop. Slowly, a row, York lost in the first round Windsor started to come back; they crushing their title hopes. had decided to make a game of it. On the other side of the coin, the With this momentum behind them, game turned out tobe very costlyfor Windsor wen to the locker room St. Francis as well as they lost their only 5 points behind the Yeomen. big gun, Second team All-Canadian In the second half, Windsor's Mark Brodie, to an ankle injury. Korosec started to work. Grabbing In other first round games, (3) several key rebounds and Victoria defeated (6) Windsor by a points, Korosec led the Lancers to score of 82-71; (2) Brandon lost to overtake York at the the 10 minute (7) Concordia 81-69; and (5) Acadia TROOP mark. It was York's Ron beat (NR) Waterloo 95-89. Kaknevicius (23), who kept them in In the consolation round game, lAN the game since Coulthard, Pelech, the Windsor Lancers met the and company could not buy a Brandon Bobcats. It was a slow, BY basket. Finally, York got a handle patient gameas both teams took the on the game once more and regained time to set up and execute the PIC a 5 point lead with 3 minutes left. offense. But at this style ofplay, the Eventual winners EM Pasquall (13), Kelly Dukeshlre (44), and Gralg Higgins of Victoria look on as unknown However, Windsor would not say Pasquall M.V.P. young Brandon club didn't stand a Concordia Stinger leaps for a shot. was tournament die as they came back to tie it again chance against the more experienced with 16 seconds remaining. In the Lancers. Led by 6'B" All-Canadian following play, the ball was Centre Stan Korosec (50), Windsor inbounded to Coulthard who pulled looked as though they were going to up at 35 feet and put it in. Time ran run away with it. Throughout this out before Windsor could get back time, Brandon maintained a down the floor and the game ended complacent attitude towards each 76-74. other and the officials—a trait which Coulthard, in his most impressive does not fit in at this level ofplay and game of the tourney, shot 14 for 27 which testifies to their inexperience. and got 30 points. Phil Hermanutz However, the Bobcats did manage (20) shot 9 for 17 totalling 23 points to stage a near comeback but it for Windsor. The victory confirmed proved too little too late. The a fifth spot ranking in the final Lancers were just too solid standings for York and sixth for underneath the boards. Windsor Windsor. went on to win the game 88-75. The next game was to decide third The other consolation round and fourth place in the country. It game saw the York Yeomen take on was a contest between the outside the host Waterloo Warriors. In what shooting of St. Francis and the could almost be termed a "farce", inside strength ofConcordia. As the York annihilated Waterloo in every ball went up and down the court, aspect of the game. Waterloo's Concordia relied on the high hands were full as they could not perecentage shots from their find a way to control Dave experienced forwards while the X- Coulthard (14), or Bo Pelech (30)... men were content to bomb from far or Grant Parabec (32) ...or John •> out. As was expected, Concordia Christensen (35).... Coulthard, who slowly crept ahead since they were has been called the "best Canadian TROOP '• hitting 51% of their shots as shooter ever", certainly lent some compared to 39% by St. Francis. St. credibility to thatremark as he shot lAN « Francis' Second Team All- 10for 15 or67%. Coulthard finished ' RY i Canadian guard Varouj Gurunlian with a game high of 21 points and >' (12) was the only one who played Peter Greenway (5) collected 19. On PIC ! well for the X-men as GeoffMclver the Waterloo end, Tony Fugedi (35) Acadia's Bo Hampton (55) fires pass to baseline through swarm of St. Francis Xavler X-men (21), who had been so successful in totaled 17 points, and Doug Vance the York game, failed to come (44) and Paul Van Oorschot split 20. The second period started just as AUAA finals where St. Francis the X-men missed the presence of through. the injured Mark Brodie. The game, in a word, was the first ended all Vikes. surprised Acadia and took the The Despite the finesse and heads-up players were sluggish uneventful; the York starters sat Nevertheless, admist - all the noise Atlantic title in overtime by a score except for play of Gurunlian, the one man sudden bench most of the game to watch and confusion, Concordia remained of 96-95. With Acadia looking for bursts. At this point, the could not fend off the team effort of crowd, who were their replacements finish the game a coll, posed team. Perhaps too cool revenge and St. Francis determined solid Acadia fans the Stingers. 66" Gary McKeigan initially, began with a score of 89-55. as Victoria began to pull away. The to do it again, the stage was set. to cheer any good (42) and 67" John Gissendanner combination of Kazanowski's made. These On the other side of the Acadia came out fired up and play good plays, (50) were simply too much to handle outside shooting and the inside ready however, were few and far tournament, the Victoria Vikings to play. The combination of between underneath the boards as Concordia ability of 65" Kelly as both teams were faced the Stingers. forward Larry and Bo Hampton's ball discouraged by began to run away with the game. Concordia Dukeshire (44) proved be fatal the questionable Victoria was the stronger team and to to handling skills and 65" All- sometimes calls by Finally, with 2 minutes left in the the Stingers. Also, as players the Some fans controlled the gameright from got Canadian forward Ted Upshaw's officials. went as far game, the X-men conceded defeat they tired, only Victoria was as shouting the opening tip-off. Victoria's is a able to inside power overwhelmed the X- out insults at the and both teams threwin theirbench. substitute danger to (as running game backed up by agility without due the men despite the superb shooting on officials if the referees were The game ended on strength of their bench. The major trying to ruin with Concordia strength on the boards. The Second Team All-Canadian guard the game). One total top 82-65. and ass in the difference in the game was Eli factor in this championship semi- Varouj Gurunlian (12) and Geoff crowd even threw a pop Then came the game every can at an which and Greg final was intensity. The Vikings Mclver (21). In addition, luck was official on the court. An coach and dreamsof Pasquale (13) Kazanowski irritated St. player being in- (12) they worked togehter to played with a controlled abandon not on their side as the X-men Francis player threw it -the as back. But, national finals. The favoured cause turnovers. It which could not be denied. Eli seemed to get more than their share as one spectator put it, make steals and "to come Acadia Axemen, who held the Stingers almost a full 10 Pasquale finished off the game with of attention from the officials. and see a bunch of guys number 1 position six took the who just for the last seconds the ball over the half 16 for Victoria and Gary McKeigan Emotions flared and came to climax run up and downand shoot weeks, to get baskets were to face the defending every time. To make matters worse, contributed 19 to the Stingersas the when X-men Head Coach Steve wouldn't be as much fun." champion Then, without Victoria Vikings. One Concordia's big man, 6*7" John game ended Victoria 75, Konchalski received a technical. As warning, the X- newspaper in the pre-season had the first half men caught on Gissendanner (5), got into foul Concordia 63. drew to a close, the fire and began to said that thiswas a year for the Vikes IN the second championship Axemen led by score of 61-47. hamer at their 20 point trouble with only 6 minutes gone in deficit. With to "rebuild" due to a roster depleted the first half. The first half ended semi-final, the St. Francis Xavier X- Acadian came out a-blazing in the most players on the floor in foul with Victoria on topby a score of 40- men and the Acadia Axemen met. second half. And it looked as if St. trouble, it became a battleofnerves con't on pg 14 -32. This was the rubber match of the Francis had given up. It wasobvious who was willing to go all out at the- The Cord Weekly, Thursday March 19, 1981 13 LONDON unbeatable!! I

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*. »»» WV **""■ toIMHHfII dimeonhome Pizza parlour& Spaghetti House -««Waterloo * *" Limited time trial Delivery on campus only Waterloo store only I ■ ' 14 The Cord Weekly, Thursday March 19, 1981 even havt to say it - everyone knew con't from pg 12 that Eli Pasquale of Victoria would WLU Awards Presentations be named the MVP of the The March 10th Wilfrid tournament. The All-Star team Laurier by graduationand the "fresh look of Awards Dinner Pasquale, Doug Whaley showcased the 1980-81 Vikings is one of included the best our school BASKETBALL (MEN) promise and, quite possibly, (24) ofConcordia, Bo Hampton (55) has to offer and their coaches MOST in VALUABLE PLAYER — TIM BRENNAN surprise". Well, surprise they did, as of Acadia, Ted Upshaw (22) of the various athletic disciplines. ROOKIE OF THE YEAR DAVE BYCK in front of a capacity crowd they Acadia, and Gerald Kazanowski Athletes, — coaches, media and FOOTBALL took control of the game. It was a (24) of Victoria. others associated with Laurier (MEN) classic confrontation between the "It's frustrating", admitted a still lined up first fill MOST VALUABLE PLAYER RICH PAYNE style of the east smiling Ted Upshaw of Acadia, "we to their plates ROOKIE — "run and gun" with chicken and ribs and then OF THE YEAR — DAVE SHOULDICE versus the teamwork and defensive tried, but we justfell short." "But", to listen to the presentations. LINEMAN OF THE YEAR (RICH MATHERS style of the west. It was everything a he continue, "we are happy with our During the evening the Most MEMORIAL) — 808 YEOMANS basketball fan could hope for slam success this year and that we made it Valuable Player and Rookie of dunks, superb outside shooting,- to the finals...especially since no one HOCKEY (MEN) some fancy and even a expected us to do anything at the the Year Awards were presented MOST VALUABLE PLAYER —TERRY footwork, to competitors in the major little bit of Hollywood. beginning of the year." Upshaw is THOMPSON Both teams looked very loose the only major loss to Acadia for sports. Achievements in various ROOKIE OF THE YEAR JEFF CLARK considering what they were playing next year and they will definitely be events throughout the year and — SOCCER (MEN) for. Victoria's Eli Pasquale (13) back. years of participation were continued to dazzle the audience "The victory is sweeter this year presented to athletes in minors MOST VALUABLE PLAYER (EARL SHELLEY TROPHY) SCOTT — with his ball handling and passing because it's the second time sports as well as major ones. — FRASER skills. The alert and aggressive around", a beaming Eli Pasquale League All-Star and All- ROOKIE OF THE YEAR (GEORGE LEWIN Victoria club made it extremely said after the game as champagne Canadian Awards were MEMORIAL TROPHY)— EYMBERT difficult for Acadia to penetrate, so dripped from his face. "We knew presented as well. All-Canadians VAANDERING — the Axement had to be content to what we hadto do and we did it... we were Rich Payne and Barry VOLLEYBALL (MEN) take pot-shots from outside. Slowly, played our type of game." Pasquale Quarrell (football) and in MOST VALUABLE PLAYER BILL PRAUGHT but surely, the Victoria lead was attributes their success to U.Vic. Soccer, Scott Fraser and Paul — increased to as much as 12. Head Coach Ken Shields. "We were Scholtz (second team). BASKETBALL (WOMEN) In addition, 67" centre Gerald confident of victory...we have the Barry Quarrell on topofbeing ROOKIE OF THE YEAR (MARGARET UTMAN Kazanowski (24) and 67" Bruce best defensive unit in the country a football All-Canadian was MEMORIAL TROPHY) MARG MATTHEWS Hamilton (54) took All-Canadian and 5 offensive threats on the floor Ted Upsahw to the cleaners as his at times", commentedPasquale. presented with the male award MOST VALUABLE — TRACEY all PLAYER shots were blocked and he He added, "last year we had for contributing the most to BOURNE — All- continually came up empty handed Canadians on the team; everyone WLU athletics. Judy Guss was VOLLEYBALL (WOMEN) on the boards. expected us to win. This year, we the woman who was the winner The fluctuated from a 5 to have no stand-outs...we work as a of this ROOKIE OF THE YEAR (MARGARET UTMAN game award. She also was — 12 point difference between the two unit...half of the starting line-up this recognized as WLU athletics MEMORIAL TROPHY) MAUREEN PYKE MOST VALUABLE PLAYER— PENNY GREENE clubs as the halfended with Victoria season didn't see any floor time last 'unsung hero). Congratulations! on top by a score of 50-38.; year." On the whole it — was a PERSON CONTRIBUTING MOST TO Right from the tip-off of the Eli Pasquale, a second year successful evening. Many ATHLETICS (MEN) second half, Victoria took it to the Economics major from Sudbury, deserving ofrecognition for their BARRY QUARRELL Axemen as the Vikes scored twice Ontario, says he went to the PERSON CONTRIBUTING MOST TO that efforts received it and good if ATHLETICS before Acadia was able to answer. University ofVictoria for "coaching somewhat rowdy time was had (WOMEN) GUDY GUSS The Acadia guards, Larry and Bo reasons". Also, in 8.C., Pasquale, by all. Hampton, were shut down by the and any other varsity athlete, incredible play of the Victoria receive a $1000 scholarship from the Yuri Rubinsky, Co-Ordinating Director of the Banff Publishing Workshop will discuss guards, Pasquale and Kazanowski. B.C. government. Because of As such, Upshaw was not able to get Ontario's decision not to grant the ball. Forward Garry scholarships, Pasquale feels that CareersinPublishing Kazanowski (24) was simply "Ontario might be hurt". In it would spell the and the 1981 Workshop. unstoppable near the hoop and addition, end of a^aWk^a^kWll^^^ Victoria opened up their lead to 19. the CIAU and all national finals But Acadia was not finished yet. since Ontario would not compete Against tough opposition, they with other provinces. battled their way back closing the "What's wrong with giving an point spread to 5. This was as close athlete a scholarship in as they got, however, as a very compensation for the time spent J° °\ U editing on any number of specialized subject areas. V | J^B poised Victoria culb fended off the training instead of working?" asks attack and re-establish U. ofVictoria's tti t At tne Banff Publishing Workshop, 7 September to their Assistant Coach Bill /: B^~^^^^C^^l Turney-Loos. ■\vßf tPWttf fO 'fL October, 24 publishing professionals will provide an Sflaf/u! authority. "What people are Sr/J/ overview of all aspects of book and magazine publishing Bm^\(Yv'?^7cAH"/flr'\M With only 2 minutes left, victoria afraid of is crooks going berserk, "A, Canada. \_uV / r v \mmm in The Workshop is co-sponsored by The Banff II J began to stall and then went on to trying to buy talent, which is what Centre School of Fine Arts and School of Management. / A win the national title a score of has happened in the states." he A i ( A\ by But Wj Further information will be available at the Careers / \ 81-70. Gerry Kazanowski netted 21 was quick to point out that "you s Seminar or from the Banff Publishing Workshop, Inter- / \ points for the winners and Eli can't legislate morality". Pasquale got 18. Bo Hampton made Presently B.C. scholarships of 17 points for the runners-up. $1000 are given to any B.C. resident It was an incredible game played who plays a varsity sport at a B.C. by incredible teams. Both teams university. It is given out by the displayed character and maturity government and coaches have not and an awesome sense of pride. control over it. In the post-tourney presentations, According to U. of Victoria's the Vikes accepted the W.P. McGee coaching staff, it is only fair and Trophy before a standing ovation. besides, it has made B.C. the After that, the announcer didn't "basketball capital ofthe country." Get toknow thereal taste ofBacardi rum. F 4fc m Sipit before fii Mk you add your favourite mixer.

«.—„_..„,,,..„..„„.„,,„..„„„„„■!"_„ „..„.!5H, m.„,H...... ~ W. The Cord Weekly, Thursday March 19, 1981 15 Archibald NearTop Wilfrid Laurier 10km Race by Rick Pajor by Dave Meanry I have often found that it's also become faster and leave people There were only three University was clocked in 17.52seconds in the On Sunday April sth there will be difficult to train at race pace no like me in their dust. athletes in Canada who were faster 600 and set a new Canadianrecord matter what my level of motivation If you're lookingfor somethingto in the 60meters thanRon a 10 km road race Archibald in the 300 with a time of 34.15 at Laurier. happens to be. These 10 km runs do on April 5, enter WilfridLaurier on Saturday, March 14, 1981. Starting time is 10 For find itselfon the short end ofa score a.m. those of help to sharpen my pace, and in the University's 3rd annual road race. That was the day that over 140of you who are into in a playoff encounter. jogging this 10km summer when races can be found The start and finish are here at the the nation's top tracksters gathered is an excellent opportunity to have a once every week or two, I find my school (see route diagram). Entryfee to compete in the country's indoor Newhouse also anchored the good workout. times, get better simply because I am is $2.00 per person untilMarch 20th, championships held at the Calgary 4x400 relay team tallying a w Ten kilometers is 6.2 miles; not a running faster more often. after which time it will be $3.00. Saskatoon Field House. time of47.05 seconds in his legofthe short granted, is Unfortunately, the front runners Entryforms are available in theA.C. Archibald placed second in his race. distance but neither ■ it a long endurance type ofrun, of heat with a clocking of7.05 seconds. While Newhouse was setting new the nature of a marathon. Usually, In the final, the third year veteran Canadian marks, National team the winning time is in the thirty to scampered to a time of7.00 seconds member Angella Taylor collected thirty three minute range, whereas and earned a fourth place standing. two gold medals of her own as she an "average" time is somewhere University of Toronto's Mark won both the 60 and 300 metre near forty to forty-four minutes. Evelyn hit the wire in 6.89 seconds events. and captured the .gold Taylor, a member ofYork's team Finishing time is not a prime medal. Western's Rocco Stella placed covered the 60 meters in a world concern, however, to many runners second with a time of 6.96 seconds. class time of7.26 seconds and halted whoregularly enter theseroad races. The high calibre of the OUAA the clock at 37.09 seconds in the 300 Oftentimes the mere intrinsic athletes was evident asfive ofthetop metre event. satisfaction of pushing yourself a half dozen finishers came from the The University of Toronto won little harder than you do in training Ontario ranks. the men's overall competition while provides enough motivation to spur Lan Newhouse highlighted the day the University of Western Ontario numerous (probably most) runners long meet as he recorded the second captured the Women's title. to regularly participate in such fastest time ever indoors and Only a select few make it to events. The beauty of the 10 km is registered one of the top six indoor competition on a national level. that it times ever in the requires relatively little time 300 meters. Laurier's Ron Archibald is one of to train for in terms of miles per The University ofCalgary student those. Congratulations. week. The time spent in training (or weekly running) is negligible in terms of the benefits it gives rise to.

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