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Marvel's the Avengers LEVEL 2 Activity worksheets Teacher Support Programme Marvel’s The Avengers Photocopiable While reading e Thor wants to take Loki back to Chapters 1–2 ………………………… . 1 Write yes or no. 4 Match. Write 1–5. a Thor gave the scepter to Loki. ……………. a “So why is Loki on this ship? How did we b Loki wanted Asgard, but Thor took it from him. b “Remember the explosion in the S.H.I.E.L.D. ……………. building? Iridium will c When Loki arrived at the S.H.I.E.L.D. building, he c “Before Loki can start the Tesseract, he killed many agents with his scepter. ……………. has to d Loki touched Barton and Selvig with his scepter d “Everybody’s talking about Stark’s new clean and they started working for him. ……………. energy. Loki can e Barton shot Loki and took the box with the e “What’s next Fury? What does Tesseract in it. ……………. 1) find a place with power for it—a lot of power,” 2 Crossword Stark said. 2) S.H.I.E.L.D. really want?” Stark asked. 1 3) catch him so easily? I think he has a plan,” Rogers said. 2 3 4) use that power for the Tesseract,” said Banner. 5) stop that happening. The new portal will stay open,” Stark said. 4 Chapter 5 5 Circle the right name. 5 a Dr. Selvig / Iron Man placed his machines on top of the Stark Building. b “Maybe we can’t protect the Earth,” said Thor / Stark. “Then we’ll avenge it.” c In space, the portal opened and the Chitauri / Across Avengers’ spaceships started to fly down to Earth. 1) a doorway to the other end of space d “Turn off the Tesseract or I’ll destroy it,” said Thor 2) Loki’s scepter is his ………………………… . / Loki. 4) Loki ………………………… Barton and Selvig e “I never told anybody this, but I’m always angry,” with his scepter. Dr. Banner said. And Black Widow / Hulk was born 5) The Chitauri will travel through again. ………………………… . 6 Write the word. Down armor arrow bow shield 1) Loki got this from the Other. In the middle of the street stood the Avengers: big 3) S.H.I.E.LD. ………………………… the Tesseract green Hulk, Iron Man in his (a) ……………………, in a room below their building. Captain America with his (b) ……………………, Hawkeye with his (c) …………………… and Chapters 3–4 (d) …………………… and Black Widow. 3 Write the name of the town or country. a A S.H.I.E.L.D. agent found Natasha Romanoff in Chapters 6–7 ………………………… . 7 Wordsearch b Natasha found Bruce Banner in energy explosion missiles nuclear spaceship ………………………… . sprenergymurnuclearshaexplosionatkspaceshipzwimissileslyg c The Stark Building is in ………………………… . d Loki goes to ………………………… to get iridium from Heinrich Schafer. english.com/englishreaders Published by Pearson Education Limited Marvel’s The Avengers – Activity worksheets 1 of 2 © 2018 MARVEL LEVEL 2 Activity worksheets Teacher Support Programme Marvel’s The Avengers Photocopiable 8 Circle the right answer. After reading a Who watched the fighting on the streets of New 10 Write short answers to these questions about the York from the S.H.I.E.L.D. ship? Tesseract. 1) Fury a Where did Stark find the Tesseract? 2) Hulk …………………………………………………… 3) Captain America b What did the Other want do with it? b What was on the S.H.I.E.L.D. ship? …………………………………………………… 1) Chitauri fighters c What did S.H.I.E.L.D. want to do with it? 2) bows and arrows …………………………………………………… 3) nuclear missiles d What did Loki want to do with it? c What did S.H.I.E.L.D. want Fury to do? …………………………………………………… 1) destroy Asgard e Where is it at the end of the story? 2) destroy Manhattan …………………………………………………… 3) destroy Stuttgart 11 Write happy or unhappy. d What can close the Tesseract’s portal? After the attack, how did these people in Manhattan 1) Captain America’s shield feel? 2) Thor’s hammer a “The Avengers saved us!” …………………… 3) Loki’s scepter b “We can sleep safely in our beds because the e Where did the nuclear missile explode? Avengers are protecting us.” …………………… 1) in the Chitauri mother ship c “What aren’t the Avengers telling us about the 2) in the portal attack?” …………………… 3) in Manhattan d “Who’s going to pay? It was their fight—and 9 Circle the right word. where are they now?” …………………… a “Agent Fury,” a man said, “what happened? We e “Captain America saved my life. I’d like to say didn’t tell / ask you—we told you.” thank you.” …………………… b “You have nuclear missiles on your ship. You have 12 Write the sentences. to use them and destroy / save Manhattan,” the a Avengers / Where / the / are / ? man said. …………………………………………………… c We’ll lose / save Manhattan, but save the world,” b to / want / I / don’t / know the man said. …………………………………………………… d “I’m going to / not going to send nuclear missiles c its / The / right / Tesseract / is / place / in into New York,” Fury said angrily. …………………………………………………… e “They’ll kill / killed tens of thousands of people. d problem / Loki / isn’t / now / our First, let’s wait and see,” said Fury. …………………………………………………… f “The Avengers are fighting hard,” said Fury. e Thor / Tesseract / took / from / Loki / the / and / “Maybe they can win / lose.” Avengers / the g “Maybe they can’t,” the man said. “Don’t send / …………………………………………………… Send the missiles or we’ll lose everything.” …………………………………………………… english.com/englishreaders Published by Pearson Education Limited Marvel’s The Avengers – Activity worksheets 2 of 2 © 2018 MARVEL LEVEL 2 Progress test Teacher Support Programme Marvel’s The Avengers Photocopiable 1 Match. Write 1–5 in the box. 4 Underline the wrong word. Write the right word. a Loki a “Everybody is talking about Stark’s new, clean b Captain America armor. Loki can use it for the Tesseract.” c Iron Man ………………… d Thor b “S.H.I.E.L.D. has another use for the Tesseract’s e Hawkeye portal,” Stark said to Fury. ………………… 1) shield c “S.H.I.E.L.D. has to attack Earth,” Natasha told the 2) hammer other Avengers. ………………… 3) bow and arrow d When Bruce Banner gets hungry, he changes into 4) scepter Hulk. ………………… 5) armor e Hulk runs after Natasha but Loki saves her with 2 Circle the right answer. powers from his hammer. ………………… a Who helped Loki and gave him power? 5 Write the correct word ending in -er or -ly. 1) the Tesseract a (fast) Natasha ran, but Hulk was ………………… . 2) Thor b (strong) Thor fought Hulk, but Hulk was 3) the Other ………………… . b Who understood the Tesseract better than c (angry) The agent in a small plane shot through anybody at S.H.I.E.L.D.? the window of the ship and Hulk fell. But he stood 1) Fury up, ………………… than before. 2) Selvig d (angry) …………………, Thor hit the glass with 3) Coulson his hammer, but he couldn’t break it. c What did Fury take from the big machine and put e (quick) Loki moved ………………… and pushed in a small box? his scepter into Agent Coulson. 1) the scepter f (sudden) Iron Man ………………… flew up into 2) the portal the sky and shot at Loki. 3) the Tesseract 6 Write the correct word. d Which agents became Loki’s men? a The Chitauri spaceships ………………… fire and 1) Barton and Selvig fell to the ground. catch / caught 2) Fury and Hill b From the streets below, people looked up and 3) Coulson and Selvig ………………… the spaceships and the fires. e Who tells Fury about the Tesseract before Loki see / saw arrives? c When the spaceships hit their cars, they 1) Agent Coulson ………………… run / ran 2) Agent Barton d The Chitauri ………………… at the people in the 3) Agent Hill streets and killed them. shoot / shot 3 What happened first? Write 1–5. e Loki and Thor were angry and ………………… a On the S.H.I.E.L.D. ship, Banner finds Loki in with their scepter and hammer. fight / fought Stuttgart, Germany—getting iridium for the 7 Look at the underlined words. What is the word Tesseract. for these people? Write it. b Thor and the Avengers take Loki to a They destroy people and things. ………………… S.H.I.E.L.D.’s ship and Fury puts him in a big b They fight. ………………… box of unbreakable glass. c Men living in space. ………………… c Natasha leaves Russia and finds Banner in d They attack other people. ………………… India. e They avenge. ………………… d Captain America, Black Widow, and Iron Man take Loki from Stuttgart in their plane. e Fury tells Rogers about Loki and the Tesseract. english.com/englishreaders Published by Pearson Education Limited Marvel’s The Avengers – Progress test 1 of 1 © 2018 MARVEL .
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