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* &YJUt$BOZPOWJMMF 03t*OGPt3FTtTFWFOGFBUIFSTDPN Roseburg, Oregon, Currents—Thursday, September 15, 2011 The News-Review, Page 3 what’s HAPPENING CANYONVILLE Guests for boys and girls ages 10 to 14 with three years of Fall rodeo kicks up LOCAL VOCALS ballet. Audition and instruction are 1 to 2:30 p.m. heels this weekend 2 to 2:30 p.m. — Ladybugs Seven feathers Casino and Beetles registration and Resort holds its Fall Classic warm-up for children ages 9 to Rodeo at 3:30 p.m. Saturday 12 with two years ballet. Audi- and Sunday at the Rodeo tion and instruction follow Grounds, Interstate 5, Exit from 2:30 to 3:30 p.m. 101. 3 to 3:30 p.m. — Angels Rough stock rodeo events registration and warm-up for include bareback, saddle girls 7 to 9 with one year of bronc, bull riding and junior ballet. bull riding, team roping, 3:30 to 4 p.m. — Baby Mice women’s barrel racing, junior registration and warm-up for barrel racing and invitational children ages 6 to 7 with century muley roping. beginning dance training. Kids events include mutton Audition and instruction are bustin’, pig scramble. For from 4 to 4:30 p.m. entries call Wild West Events Some height requirements at 541-895-5335. apply. Tickets are $5 and kids 5 There is a $5 fee for those and younger get in for free. selected for the performance. Information: 800-585-3737. Information: 541-673-5792. Website: sevenfeathers.com. ROSEBURG RIDDLE Town welcomes Roseburg choir News-Review file photo starts practicing cyclists with festival Rehearsals have begun for the Roseburg Concert Chorale’s winter performance of Rehearsals for the Roseburg As a stop on the Cycle Ore- “Messiah.” New singers will be accepted through Sept. 27 to join the community choir Concert Chorale’s 62nd winter gon route, Riddle is taking the led by Jason Heald, seen here. See details this page. concert began Tuesday. opportunity to show off with No auditions are required the Harvest Festival Friday and new singers are accepted and Saturday in the City Park through Sept. 27. and elsewhere in the South “Sometimes a Great Notion,” DOUGLAS COUNTY A pre-audition rehearsal will Regular rehearsals are held County hamlet. from 7 to 9 p.m. each Tuesday On Friday, riders will begin bring chair or blanket be held from 2:15 p.m. to 3:45 Saturday Casting call for p.m. Sept. 24 at Chitwood Stu- at the Faith Lutheran Church, rolling into town from Powers 820 W. Kenwood St., Rose- beginning at noon. 8:30 a.m. — Harvest Festi- dio of Dance, 3782 Hooker val 5K run-walk, park, cost is ballet students Road, Roseburg. burg. Schedule of Events: The Umpqua Valley Festival This community choir is a Friday $20 The Sept. 24 pre-audition 9 a.m. to 2 p.m. — Vendors, of Lights is sponsoring the schedule is 2:15 p.m. to 3:45 Umpqua Community College Noon to 7 p.m. — Food and Eugene Ballet Company’s pro- class and can be taken for vendors, chain saw carving timber displays and art p.m. for the “Waltz of the exhibits open at the parks duction of “The Nutcracker Flowers,” 3:45 to 5:15 p.m. for credit. Contact Jason Heald for artists, timber and tractor dis- Ballet” as a fundraising event UCC information. plays, local artists and a youth 9 a.m. — Farmer’s Market Party Guests and 5:15 to 6:15 on Main Street for local charities. for Ladybugs and Beetles. Concerts for this choir are in art show The company is asking for early December. Choir will Noon to 4 p.m. — DR John- 10 a.m. — Master pumpkin Audition schedule: carving demonstration in park 52 local dancers to take the 11:15 a.m. to 12 p.m. — perform “Messiah” this year son mill tours every half-hour children’s parts for the per- and singers must provide at the mill on Fifth Street 10:30 a.m. — Apple pie “Waltz of the Flowers” regis- bake-off competition, park formance Nov. 20 at Jacoby tration and warm-up for girls scores, or purchase them at 5 to 7 p.m. — Downtown Auditorium. rehearsal for $10. Wine Walk, souvenir glasses at gazebo 14 and up with 2 years serious 12:30 P.M. — NFL punt, A representative of the com- pointe training. Wear toe Information: 541-496-0748. Sterling Savings Bank, $5 pany will conduct auditions 7 p.m. — Arm-wrestling pass, kick competition at Rid- shoes. Audition and training dle High School Football field, from 11:15 a.m. to 4:30 p.m. follows at 12 to 1 p.m. ROSEBURG competition in park, entry fee Sept. 25 at The Movement $5 open to children ages 6 to 15 12:30 to 1 p.m. — registra- Information: 541-874-2614. Arts Center, 638 S.E. Rose St., tion and warm-up for Party UVAC opens five 9 p.m. — Movie in the park, Roseburg. new shows Friday The Umpqua Valley Arts ■ Mail: Currents, The News-Review, P.O. Box 1248, Roseburg, 97470. Currents reporter: DD Bixby Association welcomes fall Phone: 541-957-4218 ■ Drop-off: The News-Review office at 345 N.E. Winchester St., Roseburg. Currents editor: Tricia Jones with five new shows that open CURRENTS Phone: 541-957-4216 with a reception from 5 to 7 ■ Email: [email protected] TV Guide questions: p.m. Friday at the Umpqua To submit local arts and ■ Fax: (541) 957-4270 Vicki Menard Valley Arts Center, 1624 W. entertainment information, Phone: 541-957-4203 Harvard Ave., Roseburg. send printed or Information must be received by noon Friday to be Published every Thursday by In the Hallie Brown Ford typewritten information to: published in the following Thursday’s Currents. Please see BRIEFS, page 4 Page 4, The News-Review BRIEFS Roseburg, Oregon, Currents—Thursday, September 15, 2011
CONTINUED FROM PAGE 3 plays its annual Umpqua River Melody Schwegel directs teams with between four and Concerts Association series. Gallery is the fifth annual Cleanup Benefit from 7 to 10 this Christmas classic. eight members to create a Tickets are $25 for adults and Hundred Valleys show. In p.m. Friday at Carlos’ Cantina, Information: 541-673-2125. sculpture in two hours using $10 for students. Gallery II is “Exhaling on 101 S.E. Thompson Ave., Win- recycled building materials. Information: 541-440-5414. Paper,” which includes 25 ston. CANYONVILLE Participants can either make Website: www.roseburgcom- pieces from nine poets of the The concert is on the patio, a team or fill an open slot on munityconcerts.org. contest. poetry genre group from An with room to dance. Admis- Dinner event helps an existing team. Association of Writers. In the sion is free and all donations In addition to the team con- GLIDE Red Gallery is the Best Photo go toward the annual river SUSF school arts test, individuals can create a 3- 2011 juried photography show. cleanup. The South Umpqua School foot-by-1-foot-by-1-foot Local author wins In the Corridor and Alcove The band plays gypsy Foundation will hold its sixth sculpture from recycled mate- galleries is “Viewpoints” by swing, Latin hoe-down, blue- annual dinner and auction rials and enter for a chance to CrossTIME contest the High Desert Art League. In grass and jazz. fundraiser at 6 p.m. Friday at win a $100 first prize. Gary Finkenbinder of Glide the Student Gallery is Clay Information: 541-679-7077. Seven Feathers Casino Resort, Submissions are donated to won first place in the Place clay. 146 Chief Miwaleta Lane, Heartwood ReSources. CrossTIME Short Science Fic- These shows hang until Oct. ROSEBURG Canyonville. Event features live music, tion Contest for his story, “The 28. This year’s event is called free pop, popcorn and ice Used Bookstore.” All shows are free and open UACT auditions set “An Event of Arts” and fea- cream. His short story will be fea- to the public. Regular hours tures student artwork. Ending Information: 541-673-4909. tured along with stories of 12 are 10 a.m. to 4 p.m. Tuesday Sunday, Monday the evening is a Civil War Sing other authors in the through Friday and 10 a.m. to The Umpqua Actors Com- Off between the a capella CrossTIME Science Fiction 2 p.m. Saturday. munity Theatre is holding groups Outspoken from Ore- ROSEBURG Anthology, Vol. X. Information: 541-672-2532. open auditions for “A Christ- gon State and Oregon’s On The Water Coolers Website: www.uvarts.com. mas Carol” at 6:30 p.m. Sun- The Rocks. ROSEBURG day and Monday at the Betty Advanced tickets for the pour on the laughs WINSTON Long Unruh Theatre, 1614 W. dinner are $45 at Canyon Mar- It’s what you talk about Children’s choir Harvard Ave., Roseburg. ket, Del’s Building Supply, around the proverbial water HotQua sings for Script calls for men, women Umpqua Bank and online at cooler at work, the little irrita- rehearsal begins and children from ages 7 to 70. www.susfoundation.org. Also tions that get under your skin The Umpqua Valley Chil- the Umpqua River Production dates are from at the event are silent, oral and niggle away at your day. dren’s Choir begins regular The HotQua String Band Nov. 17 to Dec. 18. auctions and a gun raffle. The annoyances that we all rehearsal schedule at 5 p.m. Information: 541-580-1678 share is what New York City- Sept. 25 at First Christian or 541-680-1948. based comedy singing troupe Church, 432 S.E. Kane St., The Water Coolers brings to Roseburg. GREEN the stage at 7 p.m. Sept. 22 at Rehearsal is 5 p.m. each SShanti’shanti’s Jacoby Auditorium, Umpqua Sunday at this church. Indian Cuisine Sculpture turns Community College, 1140 The group is open to any Umpqua College Road. children from kindergartners Lunch Buffet...... $8.99 junk to art The Junk Sculpture Contest These five New York City through fifth-graders. 11am-2:30pm returns for a second year from comics and singers perform Barbara Heald is the direc- Dinner 2 to 4 p.m. Saturday at Heart- original music, parodies of tor. • Monday-Thursday 5pm-8:30pm familiar songs and on-point Dinnerr • Friday & Saturday 5pm-9:30pm wood ReSources, 3495 Old Information: 541-677-0970. Highway 99, Green. material about life and work. 541-229-0177 • To-Go Orders Available - Call Ahead! The show is the first of the This free event challenges Please see BRIEFS,page 10 Exit 125 - Garden Valley Shopping Center - Near JCPenney 2011-12 Roseburg Community
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both families and has to be voted tours at the DR Johnson mill are every THURSDAY,Thursday, Sept. 15 SEPT. 15 back in by family council. Find how half-hour from noon to 4 p.m. Down- what his solution is to his two-family town wine walk is from 5 to 7 p.m. system. This production runs Friday Arm-wrestling competition in the Rid- MUSIC through Sunday to October 9. Tickets dle City Park at 7 p.m. Movie showing INOKE — 5 to 8 p.m., Charley’s are $10 for adults and $5 for children. of “Sometimes a Great Notion” in the BBQ, 812 W. Harvard Ave., Roseburg. Tickets are available at Hanson Jewel- park at 9 p.m. Festival continues Sept. No cover. 541-957-1786. ers, While Away Books, My Coffee or at 17. 541-874-2614. CRY BABY — 9 to midnight, Jersey the UACT box office. 541-673-2125. UVAA ARTISTS’ RECEPTION — 5 to Lilly, 1430 N.E. Dee St., Roseburg. 7 p.m., Umpqua Valley Art Center, 1624 Blues. $2 cover. 541-672-9131. EVENTS W. Harvard Ave., Roseburg. Umpqua 29TH ANNUAL CONFERENCE ON Valley Artists Association opens new THEATER EXTRAORDINARY LIVING — 8 a.m. to THE REMARKABLE MR. PENNY- 4 p.m., Umpqua Community College, Please see CALENDAR,page 6 PACKER — 7:30 p.m., Betty Long 1140 Umpqua College Road, Winches- Unruh Theatre, 1614 W. Harvard Ave., ter. UCC event offers workshops, pre- Roseburg. Umpqua Actors Community sentations and speakers on health, Theatre opens its 2011-12 season with wellness, legal matters, leisure and liv- this comedy that follows Mr. Penny- ing. More than 20 exhibitor tables, two packer, a Philadelphia family man in the keynote presentations and 36 work- 1900s, as his two families learn of each shop options are available during the other, and the hilarity that ensues. The conference. Cost is $25 and includes The Grand protagonist is finally ostracized from lunch. Advance registration is encour- both families and has to be voted back News-Review file photo aged. www.regonline.com/Extraordi- Victorian in by family council. Find how what his Many wine vendors will be on hand for the Harvest Wine nary2011. 541-440-4601. solution is to his two-family system. RIDDLE HARVEST FESTIVAL — Myrtle Creek This production runs Friday through Walk downtown tonight. See this page foe details. Noon to 9 p.m., Riddle. A stop on the Sunday to October 9. Tickets are $10 Cycle Oregon, the South County stop for adults and $5 for children. Tonight Theatre opens its 2011-12 season with 1900s, as his two families learn of each will include food and vendor booths, is opening night and tickets buy one this comedy that follows Mr. Penny- other, and the hilarity that ensues. The timber and tractor displays, a youth art get one free. Tickets are available at packer, a Philadelphia family man in the protagonist is finally ostracized from show, chain saw carving artists. Mill Hanson Jewelers, While Away Books, My Coffee or at the UACT box office. 541-673-2125. In observation of National Recovery Month EVENTS Medieval Mystery HARVEST WINE WALK — 5 to 8 Hosted By p.m., downtown Roseburg. Downtown Dinner Theatre Roseburg Association businesses open “Th e Missing Princess” their doors for wine, appetizers and music by Irish Creme. 541-673-3352. (A Comedy) Friday,FRIDAY, Sept. 16 SEPT. 16 ANNUA ERY 4TH L RAM ECOV MUSIC Saturda BLE FOR R MOONGLOW — 5 to 8 p.m., My y, Se Coffee and Wine Experience, 1700 Gar- ptember 24, 2011 den Valley Road, Suite 100, Roseburg. Folk. No cover. 541-229-1230. INOKE — 7 to 10 p.m. Chimps Events: Time: Check in at 8:00 a.m. October Hangout at Joe Monkey Restaurant, Race Starts at 9:00 a.m. 500 S.E. Cass Ave., Roseburg. Rhythm 7,8,9 and blues, soul, rock and reggae. 541- Resource Fair 8:00 - 11:00 a.m. 679-5444. 5K FUN Run & Walk 14,15,16 HOTQUA STRING BAND — 7 to 10 • Voices of Recovery Awards p.m., Carlos’ Cantina, 101 S.E. Thomp- Location: Stewart Park Half Shell 21,22,23 son Ave., Winston. Roseburg’s HotQua • Live Entertainment by Shasta Ray and String Band present its annual Umpqua Roseburg, Oregon River Clean-up Benefit. The concert is the Down Home Band Fri. & Sat. ~ 7pm free and all donations go toward the • Live Entertainment by Momo Smitt Sundays ~ 5pm annual river clean-up. The band plays Cost: $20 per person (includes a T-shirt) gypsy swing, Latin hoe-down, blue- grass and jazz. 541-679-7077. • Free Resource Fair Free for those in recovery Free for kids 15 and under when Only $35.00 THEATER • Free Hot Dogs Per Person POW/MIA RECOGNITION CEREMO- accompanied by an adult NY — 1 p.m., Auditorium, Building 16, Roseburg Veterans Affairs Medical (541) 863-3011 Center, 913 N.W. Garden Valley Blvd. Help support UCAN’s Food Programs and bring a can of food Ceremony recognizing prisoners of war For every can of food you will be entered into a drawing for a great basket! 828 N. Old Pacifi c Hwy and soldiers who went missing in Myrtle Creek, OR action. Oregon residents who are for- www.grandvictorianmc.com mer POWs will be in attendance and a Th is is an alcohol, tobacco and drug free event. wreath-laying ceremony will be held Tickets Available at: during the event to honor POWs and Th e Grand Victorian ~ Myrtle Creek MIAs yet to return home. 541-440- Hanson Jewelers ~ Roseburg 1000, ext. 44667. Harvard Ave Drugs ~ Roseburg THE REMARKABLE MR. PENNY- To register or for more information contact Umpqua Partners Millsite Mercantile ~ Myrtle Creek PACKER — 7:30 p.m., Betty Long Unruh Theatre, 1614 W. Harvard Ave., Roseburg. Umpqua Actors Community www.updrugfree.org • 541.672.5905 • [email protected] Page 6, The News-Review Roseburg, Oregon, Currents—Thursday, September 15, 2011 Welcome to CALENDAR
CONTINUED FROM PAGE 5 500 S.E. Cass Ave., Roseburg. Rhythm and blues, soul, rock and reggae. 541- exhibits in its galleries. In the Hallie 679-5444. Brown Ford Gallery is the 5th Annual MILE POST 8 — 7 to 10 p.m., Zen’s Hundred Valleys show. In Gallery II is Mongolian Grill, 1969 S.E. Stephens “Exhaling on Paper” includes 25 pieces St., Roseburg. Live music in the park- from nine poets of the An Association ing lot. Wine tasting begins at 5 p.m. of Writers poetry genre group. In the 541-637-5552. Red Gallery is the Best Photo 2011 juried photography show. In the Corri- THEATER dor and Alcove galleries is Viewpoints THE REMARKABLE MR. PENNY- by the High Desert Art League. In the PACKER — 7:30 p.m., Betty Long Award Winning Wines Student Gallery is Clay Place Clay. Unruh Theatre, 1614 W. Harvard Ave., These shows hang until Oct. 28. All Roseburg. Umpqua Actors Community shows are free and open to the public. Theatre opens its 2011-12 season with Hours are 10 a.m. to 4 p.m. Tuesday this comedy that follows Mr. Penny- through Friday and 10 a.m. to 2 p.m. packer, a Philadelphia family man in the Saturday. 541-672-2532 or 1900s, as his two families learn of each www.uvarts.com. other, and the hilarity that ensues. The protagonist is finally ostracized from both families and has to be voted back SATURDAY,Saturday, Sept. 17 SEPT. 17 in by family council. Find how what his solution is to his two-family system. This production runs Friday through MUSIC Sunday to October 9. Tickets are $10 IRISH CREME — 11 a.m. to 1 p.m., for adults and $5 for children. Tickets Sutherlin’s Central Park. Roseburg’s are available at Hanson Jewelers, While Irish folk group perform as part of Away Books, My Coffee or at the UACT Cycle Oregon stop today. 541-672- box office. 541-673-2125. 4621. ROSEBURG GERMAN BAND — 1 to EVENTS 3 p.m., Kruse Farms, 532 Melrose BOOK SIGNING — 10 a.m. to 2 Road, Roseburg. Twelve member group p.m., Mostly Books, 111 Second Ave., dedicated to Bavarian Oom-pah music. Myrtle Creek. Roseburg author Don 541-672-6003. Crockett will sign his books. He has UMPQUA VALLEY BLUEGRASS written eight books. 541-378-4945. BAND — 1:15 to 2:15 p.m., Sutherlin’s RIDDLE HARVEST FESTIVAL — Central Park. [email protected]. 8:30 a.m. to 2 p.m., Riddle. Festival 5K ACOUSTIC BLEND — 6 to 9 p.m., run-walk in downtown at 8:30 a.m. A Illahee Restaurant patio, 150 Wild stop on the Cycle Oregon, the South Thyme Lane, Glide. Acoustic covers of County stop will include food and ven- Our Gold Medal Winners at the Prestigious Bite of Orgeon classic and contemporary rock. 541- dor booths, timber and tractor displays, 496-3338. a youth art show, chain saw carving INOKE — 7 to 10 p.m. Chimps Hangout at Joe Monkey Restaurant, Please see CALENDAR, page 12 20102005 Altrusa Pinot International Noir – People’s Choice 20112009 Newport Chardonnay Seafood and Wine – Gold 2011 SIP of McMinnville – Bronze 2011 Finger Lakes International Wine Competition 20112007 Newport Reserve Seafood &Syrah Wine – SIP of McMinnville – Silver – Silver 2011 Bite of Oregon – Gold CALENDAR OF EVENTS 2011 Finger Lakes International Wine Competition 2011 Spring Beer & Wine – Bronze – Bronze 2011 Astoria Seafood & Wine – Silver 2011 Sisters Wine & Brew Competition – Silver 2011 Sisters Wine & Brew – Silver 2011 Spring Beer and Wine – Silver 2011 Taste of Harry & David – Gold
2009 Gewurztraminer 20112008 SIP of Cabernet McMinnville –Sauvignon Bronze 2011 Wine Press Northwest’s 2011 Finger Lakes Wine Competition – Silver – “Pacifi c NW Wine of the Week” 2011 Sisters Wine & Brew Competition – Bronze 2011 Riverside International Wine Competition
2009 Merlot 20112008 Newport Syrah Seafood and Wine – Silver 2011 Astoria Crab, Seafood & Wine – Silver 2011 Altrusa International – People’s Choice 2001 Spring Beer & Wine – Bronze 2011 Sunriver Wine – Gold 2011 World of Wine – Gold th th 2011 Sunriver Wine – Gold September 15 -17 20112009 Finger Riesling Lakes Wine Competition – Gold Cycle Oregon 20112009 Newport Meritage Seafood and Wine – Silver 2011 World of Wine – Silver 2011 Bite of Oregon – Gold 2011 Sunriver Wine – Gold 2011 Spring Beer & Wine – Bronze The community is making big plans for their arrival 2011 Taste of Harry & David – Bronze 20112010 Bite ofSauvignon Oregon – Gold Blanc
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A stranger with no tral Park, the wayward Smurfs must HHH – Good HH – Fair H – Poor made more tenuous when she burne, Matt Damon, Marion Cotillard, memory of his past stumbles into the find a way back to their village before (NR) – No rating available receives a new account that requires Gwyneth Paltrow, Elliott Gould. desert town of Absolution, Arizona Gargamel finds them. Neil Patrick Territory, in 1873. The only clue as to frequent trips to New York, followed H Harris, Hank Azaria, Sofia Vergara by her husband getting the job of his SHARK NIGHT 3D rated PG- his history is a mysterious other- dreams. Sarah Jessica Parker, Greg 13. A weekend at a lake house in the Kinnear, Pierce Brosnan, Christina Louisiana Gulf turns into a nightmare Hendricks. NEW THIS WEEK for seven vacationers as they are NNEWEW LLIONION OOBSERVATIONBSERVATION DDECKECK subjected to fresh-water shark Eff ective: 1 attacks. Sara Paxton, Katherine WARRIOR HH ⁄2 rated PG-13. 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MICHAEL SULLIVAN/The News-Review Paul Granholm, right, and Tolley Evans, middle, perform with other cast members Friday during a dress rehearsal of “The Remarkable Mr. Pennypacker” at the Betty Long Unruh Theatre in Roseburg. ON THE COVER: Carina Reeves Blanck, from left, Amanda McNulty, Theresa Lundy and Emma Gottfried rehearse recently. DOUBLE-DIPPING DAD
It’s a case of double the trouble, double the It holds my attention, and I have to listen to it all Papa Pennypacker fun as Mr. Pennypacker’s two lives collide in the time.” this two-hour play. The unflappable bigamist maintains the ruse “It’s what I’d call a thinking comedy,” said and twin families for 20 years until a series of has two families director Ken Ellis. events unravels his secret. He flatly refuses to be Mr. Horace Pennypacker III is a free-thinking ashamed of his lifestyle. in new UACT play man at the turn of the century who believes in “If by bigamist you mean one wife too many, natural selection and evolution, stumps for then I am not,” said Evans as Mr. Pennypacker women’s suffrage and places few restraints or in a dress rehearsal last week. DD BIXBY rules on his large household. Make that two Whether he cops to that title or no, the title The News-Review households, with a total of 17 children. character’s two families mean a big cast of 19, Mr. Pennypacker, played by Tolley Evans, 11 of which play Pennypacker children. The urtains go up on a new season at the Betty manages his father’s pork processing plants and young actors range in age from 8 to 18. Long Unruh Theatre, breathing life into two families in Philadelphia and Wilmington, “At any one time we have 13 people on CVictorian sentiments, scandals and sallies Del. stage,” Ellis said. in “The Remarkable Mr. Pennypacker.” “There are a lot of philosophies poked fun at O’Brien, a successful Hollywood writer and The Umpqua Actor’s Community Theatre pro- and a lot that aren’t. The play does not preach, producer, died of a heart attack in 1996 in the duction of the 1952 Liam O’Brien play opens at but philosophy is used as a part of the story,” 7:30 tonight at the Betty Long Unruh Theatre. Ellis said. “I find it to be a very interesting play. Please see DAD,page 9 Roseburg, Oregon, Currents—Thursday, September 15, 2011 BOOK REVIEW The News-Review, Page 9 Courage and valor proceed full-steam ahead in WWII memoir BILL DUNCAN the aircraft carrier named for ing badly to starboard. It Inferno The News-Review Ben Franklin and its underrat- seemed destined to end its dis- The Epic Life and ed contribution to the war in tinctive naval career on the Death Struggle of the s a young boy, Joseph the Pacific. His account has an bottom of the ocean. But as USS Franklin in World Springer devoured emphasis on a direct hit of a Springer discovers in his War II Abooks on World War II massive bomb from an enemy meticulous research and inter- By Joseph A. history, as did his father, Jack plane. views with the officers and Springer Springer, himself a World War The warship was crippled in crew who survived that day, Zenith Press II combat veteran. One day that March 1945 attack by a the ship was saved. The stories Paperback $19.99 when the elder Springer had lone enemy aircraft that of the heroics told by those finished reading a book on slipped unnoticed from cloud survivors enliven the book, naval history, he gave the vol- cover and dropped the bomb. page after page. Springer puts ume to his son. The book had a The Franklin had just launched the reader in the thick of that brief mention about the USS its aircraft to attack the ship- tragic day. Franklin being severely dam- ping industry in Kobe Harbor. You feel as if you are in the aged in a battle off the coast of The bomb was a direct hit, water with Bob Frank, a flight Japan as the war ebbed to an blasting a gaping hole in the deck crewman, looking up as end. flight deck. It set off an inferno the crippled carrier, still afire Joseph Springer never forgot of exploding ordnance and avi- with ammo exploding. “I fig- that passage. As a military his- ation fuel, killing and wound- ured my chances of a rescue torian, he compiled a massive ing more than 1,000 officers were getting slimmer by the research project that led him to and crewmen. write “Inferno,” the story of The ship was afire and list- Please see INFERNO, page 11
short skirt and knee-high boots you really start to become for a floor-length dress that them.” Dad If you go... WHERE: Betty Long Unruh The- atre, 1614 W. Harvard Ave., Rose- would hide her feet in most sit- “The Remarkable Mr. Pen- CONTINUED FROM PAGE 8 WHAT: Umpqua Actors Com- burg uations. nypacker” plays through Oct. arms of his wife, Claudette munity Theatre presents “The COST: Tickets are $10 for “My character is very differ- 9. O’Brien. The widow told The Remarkable Mr. Pennypacker” by adults and $5 for children. Tickets ent from myself, she said. New York Times her hus- Liam O’Brien are available at Hanson Jewelers, “Costumes definitely help us • You can reach reporter DD band’s acclaimed “Pennypack- WHEN: Opens 7:30 tonight. While Away Books, My Coffee or get into character. When you Bixby at 957-4218 or by email er” play was based on a rela- Regular production showings are at the UACT box office. put on the clothes and dresses, at [email protected]. INFORMATION: 541-673-2125, tive of his who also led a dou- at 7:30 p.m. Friday and Saturday and 2 p.m. Sunday through Oct. 9. www.umpqua-actors.com. ble life. The writer spent four years MEMBERSHIPS STILL writing the play before it Last week costumes were knickerbockers. Said Ellis: “It AVAILABLE FOR opened on Broadway and coming together, so some of changes their whole attitude.” 2011-2012 became a hit. 20th Century the young actors were still Seventeen-year-old Amanda CONCERT SEASON Fox made a movie on the play wearing jeans and T-shirts, one McNulty agreed. She plays in 1959. of which read, “Whatever I Kate, the eldest sibling of the The play is a staple in ama- did, I’m sure I have a good Wilmington family. Kate has teur theater because of its large excuse.” given up free-thinking to join cast, according to The New The transformations are the Episcopalian Church. York Times. coming, though, as children McNulty was one of the first Ellis said two summers of trade in their sneakers and to get her costume and last The Water Coolers – Musical Comedy Umpqua Community College skinny jeans for bloomers and week traded in her modern musicals featuring many chil- Edgar Cruz – Guitarist dren drew out a lot of young The Poulenc Trio – Oboe, bassoon, and piano talent that he wanted to bring to the Harvard Avenue stage. Reverse Mortgage Sean Jones – Vocalist “ It’s fun to see all the chil- Evan Marshall – Mandolin dren work. It’s fun to see all the talent in this town and to Expert Chris Jácome Flamenco - Ensemble see how they handle working on stage and how they make it Six fabulous concerts for one great price become a family and real,” he Low Fixed said. Ellis said capturing the strict Curt Adult members $55 modesty and decorum of the Sandfort Rates! time period has been tough for Owner the youngsters. 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But Mulligan, known as the Driver in with her effortlessly sweet “Drive.” Actually, he’s barely presence, seems miscast here; even known as that, because she simply isn’t damaged the few people he comes into enough. Similarly, Christina contact with don’t really call Hendricks goes to waste in just him anything. a couple of scenes as a mob moll who has the misfortune Drive of going along for the ride on Rated R the big heist. HHH of four But then “Drive” offers some serious character actors in big, showy supporting per- He’s a stoic loner who does formances, which offers the exactly what the title suggests. same sort of appealing, star- By day, he’s a stunt driver, tling contrast as the film’s vio- flipping cop cars for Holly- lent streak. Bryan Cranston wood productions. By night, plays a garage owner and he evades the police as a get- father figure to the Driver; away driver for armed rob- Ron Perlman is a volatile beries, as he does in the film’s gangster who operates out of a tense, nearly wordless opening The Associated Press drab pizza parlor; and best of sequence. Ryan Gosling, left, and Carey Mulligan are shown in a scene from “Drive.” all is Albert Brooks, function- No identity, no backstory. ing smoothly against type as a The Driver simply exists, dangerous series of confronta- malls and Chinese food restau- it’ll provoke bursts of nervous former movie producer who’s moving from one job to the now a player in this shadowy next without making any tions. rants, run-down garages and laughter. You couldn’t possibly His demeanor is the perfect cheap apartments, where most have seen that, right? Every- underworld of cars and cash. pesky emotional attachments. Thinking back, there isn’t That he is such a cipher fit for the overall approach people are bad and the ones thing’s going to be OK, right? from Danish director Nicolas who are good are screwed. Even the Driver doesn’t really all that much driving in might seem frustrating, but “Drive” — a couple of chase Gosling’s masculine, minimal- Winding Refn (“Bronson”); Film critics like to use the really want any trouble. He cool and detached, “Drive” word “dystopian” at times like wants to get in, get out and be scenes here and there, staged ist approach makes him myste- efficiently, thrillingly. It’s riously compelling. Yes, feels like an homage to early this. It’s appropriate. on his way. Once trouble finds Michael Mann. It oozes sleek But then Refn punctuates his him, though, he follows his more about the questionable there’s the fact that he’s gor- choices that drive people — geous. But he also does so ’80s style, from its hot-pink dreamlike, almost hypnotic own rigid code of honor, as so titles to its electronic sound- pacing with sudden, bloody many reticent bad-asses are and, ultimately, the ones that much with just a subtle glance, drive them away. by just holding a moment a track to the silk racing jacket blasts of violence. You’re wont to do. with a scorpion on the back lulled in by the quiet seami- He gets involved with his “Drive,” a FilmDistrict beat or two longer than you release, is rated R for strong, might expect. He’s defined not that the Driver wears every- ness of it all, and then bam — neighbor down the hall, Irene where. Its neo-noir vision of someone gets a fork in the eye. (Carey Mulligan), a sweet, brutal, bloody violence, lan- so much by who he is, but guage and some nudity. Run- rather by what he does — how contemporary Los Angeles is It’s the kind of brutality that’s beautiful young woman with a an anonymous sprawl of mini so quick, creative and extreme, sweet, beautiful young son. ning time: 100 minutes. Three he responds in an increasingly stars out of four.
FREE LOOKINGGLASS Mare Wakefield will step Briefs through Lookingglass on her Comprehensive Nashville musician West Coast concert tour. Exam for CONTINUED FROM PAGE 4 strums for thirds Wakefield performs at 7 New Patients p.m. Wednesday at the Look- Nashville singer-songwriter ingglass Grange, 7426 Look- ($75 value) ingglass Road, Roseburg. THE NORTH UMPQUA MUSIC FESTIVAL Limited to cash patients only, Wakefield brings a country- Insurance will be billed at regular fee. Sept 17th - GLIDE, OR folk sound. DDr.r. RickRick CampbellCampbell Other offers and discounts do not apply. An all day event featuring 4 bands, food, drinks, Proceeds from the concert art and craft vendors. benefit the grange’s Words for Thirds program, which buys There will be Free giveaways won throughout the day! dictionaries for every Look- Come relax on the grass or get up and dance! ingglass third-grader. 541-672-4732 Beer and wine will be provided by Henry Estate Winery. 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[email protected]. “Initial cleaning” does not include “ periodontal cleaning”. www.numusicfest.com or fi nd us on Facebook Roseburg, Oregon, Currents—Thursday, September 15, 2011 The News-Review, Page 11 Inferno CONTINUED FROM PAGE 9 GALLERIES minute,” he says, recalling watching the Franklin sail off ART GALLERY AT UCC, Whip- UMPQUA DISCOVERY CEN- under her own power. ple Fine Arts Building, Umpqua TER, 409 Riverfront Way, Reed- Community College, 1140 College sport — Hours are 10 a.m. to 4 Left in the water without a Road, Winchester. “National Show- p.m. daily. Admission is $8 per life jacket, he says, “There case of Drawing” continues adult and $4 for children ages 6 to goes my last hope.” But he through Oct. 27. Regular hours are 15. 541-271-4816 or eventually finds a piece of a 8 a.m. to 4 p.m. Monday through www.umpquadiscoverycenter.com. Friday and by appointment. 541- cork raft blown apart in the 440-4691. UMPQUA VALLEY ARTS CEN- explosion and hangs on to that TER, 1624 W. Harvard Ave., Rose- until another American war- DOUGLAS COUNTY MUSEUM, burg — Umpqua Valley Artists ship rescues him. 123 Museum Drive, Roseburg — Association opens new exhibits in Explore a pioneer covered wagon, its galleries. Artists’ reception for Springer presents more first- meet live snakes and turtles and six new shows is from 5 to 7 p.m. hand accounts told by seamen, unearth prehistoric fossils in this Friday. In the Hallie Brown Ford officers and even the pilots museum, where family-friendly Gallery is the 5th Annual Hundred who were airborne with no exhibits focus on what makes the Valleys show. In Gallery II is natural and cultural history of the “Exhaling on Paper” includes 25 deck on which to land as the Umpqua Valley unique. This sum- pieces from nine poets of the An badly listing ship creeps out of mer’s exhibit is “Curios & Curiosi- Association of Writers poetry genre the danger zone. While the ties: Odd Objects From the Muse- group. In the Red Gallery is the book is about more than this um’s Collection,” continuing Best Photo 2011 juried photogra- through Sept. 9. A new exhibit, “Dig phy show. In the Corridor and one disastrous battle, it is the into History,” features an archeo- Alcove galleries is Viewpoints by story of how the remaining logical site in which people can the High Desert Art League. In the crew on board managed the uncover clues to Umpqua Valley’s Student Gallery is Clay Place Clay. arduous journey across the ancient past. Museum hours are 10 These shows hang until Oct. 28. All a.m. to 5 p.m. daily. Admission is by artist Darlene Musgrave are on shows are free and open to the Pacific for repairs. This painting and others $5 adults, $4 seniors and free for display at Ye Old Arte Shoppe through Oct. 1. See this page public. Hours are 10 a.m. to 4 p.m. As a military historian, children 17 and younger. www.dou- for details. Tuesday through Friday and 10 Springer specializes in oral glasmuseum.com or 541-957- a.m. to 2 p.m. Saturday. 541-672- history. In the last 35 years he 7007. Nov. 14. Also hanging is art by history of the town, including a 2532 or www.uvarts.com. pastelist Phil Bates, mixed media general store, doctor’s office, a has interviewed thousands of ELKTON COMMUNITY EDU- artist Jon Leach and acrylic painter bank, parlor, a train station, a phar- YE OLDE ART SHOPPE, 106 combat veterans to preserve CATION CENTER, 15850 Highway Holly Werner. The gallery is open 9 macy and other rooms typical of an N.E. Oak St., Myrtle Creek — Self- the history of World War II. 38 West, Elkton — All art mediums a.m. to 5 p.m. Monday through Fri- early Oakland home, with memora- taught artist Darlene Musgrave of The stories he captures in from Elkton-area artists will be day. 541-672-6621. bilia from the 1860s to mid-1900s. Myrtle Creek is the featured artist exhibited through Sept. 30. Artwork The museum is open from 12:30 to through Oct. 1. An artist’s reception “Inferno” are typical of that can be viewed from 10 a.m. to 3 THE GALLERY AT MAR- 3:30 p.m. daily except holidays. No will be held for Musgrave from 10 preserved history, such the one p.m. Wednesdays, Thursdays and SHANNE LANDING, 175 Hogan admission charge, but donations a.m. to 1 p.m. Sept. 10. Regular told by Marine 1st Lt. John Fridays. Free admission. 541-584- Road, Oakland. The gallery show- are appreciated. 541-459-3087. business hours are 9 a.m. to 5 p.m. Vandergrift, a pilot trapped on 2692. cases the work of 20 artists, includ- Tuesday through Friday and 10 ing bronzes by Ginger Updegrave, SUVA GALLERY, 425 S.E. Main a.m. to 2 p.m. Saturday. 541-863- a catwalk until he leaped over- CLARK STUDIO AND pastels by Trudy Reynolds, paint- St., Canyonville — Gallery regular- 6843. board to save himself: GALLERY, 130 N.E. Exchange ings by Jan Barba Horn, alabaster ly showcases works of more than “What I saw was unbeliev- Ave., Roseburg — About 200 by David MacFarlane and porce- 30 local fine artists, photographers • Submit an event or change to able …the explosions were pieces from 58 local artists are lain and raku work by Susan and craft artisans. Regular gallery News Desk, The News-Review, regularly shown at the gallery. Now Roden. Additional work includes hours are 10 a.m. to 5:30 p.m. 345 N.E. Winchester St., Rose- ripping the Franklin to pieces. hanging is paintings by watercolor stained glass windows, blown- Tuesday through Saturday. 541- burg, OR 97470, or dbixby@nrto- I didn’t see how the ship could artist Bill Mehlhoff. Mehlhoff’s work glass articles and ornaments, 839-4282. day.com. possibly survive.” will hang through Oct. 15. Gallery hand-marbled silk scarves and Through the bravery of its is open 10 a.m. to 6 p.m. Tuesday evening bags, gemstones and through Saturday. 541-672-2180. antique beaded jewelry. Free crew, the Franklin did indeed admission. Gallery open 11 a.m. to survive and made its way FISHER’S FLOWERS AND 5 p.m. Wednesday through Sunday across the Pacific, through the FINE ART GALLERY, 638 W. Har- and by appointment. 541-459- FFLULU SSHOTSHOTS NOWNOW AVAILABLEAVAILABLE Panama Canal and on to rison St., Roseburg — Award win- 7998. ning pastel artists Lora Block and Brooklyn Naval Yard. Noting Connie Noah will be the featured OAKLAND MUSEUM, 130 Locust that bravery, President Truman artists. The show hangs through St. — This museum is about the awarded two Congressional Medals of Honor, one to Cmdr. Donald Gary for his heroic WWhenhen Experience...Experience... PPharmacistharmacist & OOwnerwner actions to save the ship and to Josh Dahlenburg Father Joseph T. 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CONTINUED FROM PAGE 6 collection, which includes volumes p.m., The Zoo, 2455 N.E. Diamond from 1637. This is part of the Adult Lake Blvd., Roseburg. Dixieland, swing artists from 9 a.m. to 2 p.m. Farmer’s Sunday School class; all are invited. and dance. No cover. 541-672-4488. market on Main Street at 9 a.m. A mas- 541-378-4945. MARE WAKEFIELD — 7 p.m., ter pumpkin carving demonstration in APPLEGATE HOUSE TOURS — 1 Lookingglass Grange, 7426 Looking- the park is at 10 a.m. An apple pie p.m. and 5 p.m., 512 Old Applegate glass Road, Roseburg. Singer-song- bake-off competition is at 10:30 a.m. Road, Yoncalla. Tours are scheduled for writer brings a country-folk sound. NFL punt, pass, kick competition at the Applegate House every Sunday in Proceeds benefit the grange’s Word for RHS football field for children 6 September. Organizers say the house is Thirds, which buys dictionaries for through 15. 541-874-2614. the oldest in Oregon that has been con- every Lookingglass third-grader. Sug- BOOK SIGNING — 1 to 5 p.m., tinuously owned by the same family. gested donation is $9. Dessert and cof- Drain Civic Center, 205 West A St., Tours are led by Shannon and Susan fee. 541-580-9120. Drain. Drain resident Anna Sheehan Applegate and cost $5 per person or just published her first book, “A Long $10 per family. There is no charge for Long Sleep,” a book about a girl’s jour- admission to the grounds or weekly THURSDAY,Thursday, Sept. 22 SEPT. 22 ney into a new future after 62 years of music. Today’s music is Joe and Kath- sleep in a forgotten stasis chamber. leen Ross performing “Music of the Catered refreshments available. Pioneers.” There is also wine tasting. MUSIC www.annasheehan.com. www.applegatehouse.com. 541-849- DYLAN JAMES — 5 to 8 p.m., JUNK SCULPTURE CONTEST — 2 2917. Charley’s BBQ, 812 W. Harvard Ave., to 4 p.m., Heartwood ReSources, 3495 FALL CLASSIC RODEO — 2 p.m., Roseburg. No cover. 541-957-1786. Old Highway 99, Green. Free event. The Seven Feathers Casino Resort, 146 THE WATER COOLERS — 7 p.m., contest challenges teams with between Courtesy photo Miwaleta Lane, Canyonville. Rough Jacoby Auditorium, 1140 Umpqua Col- four and eight members to create a stock rodeo events include bareback, lege Road, Winchester. Roseburg Com- sculpture in two hours using recycled Mare Wakefield plays Sept. 21 at the Lookingglass Grange. saddle bronc, bull riding and junior bull munity Concerts Association presents building materials. Participants can See this page for details. riding, team roping, women’s barrel award-winning comedy troupe that either make a team or fill an open slot racing, junior barrel racing and invita- combines songs with sketch comedy. on an existing team. In addition to the dancing in the garden store. Admission Evergreen Grange, 5361 Grange Road, tional century mule roping. Kids events These five New York City comics and team contest, individuals can create a is $5. Children 12 and younger get in Roseburg. The Oregon Bluegrass Asso- include mutton bustin’, pig scramble. singers perform original music and sculpture from recycled materials and free. 541-839-6067. ciation holds its monthly jam. Come For entries call Wild West Events at parodies of familiar songs, on-point enter for a chance to win a $100 first AN EVENING OF ARTS — 6 p.m., play or just listen. 541-679-0553. 541-895-5335. Tickets are $5 and kids material about life and work. Tickets prize. Live music, free pop, popcorn Seven Feathers Casino Resort, 146 NOT PENNY’S BOAT — 1 to 5 p.m., 5 and younger get in for free. seven- are $25 for adults and $10 for stu- and ice cream. 541-673-4909. Chief Miwaleta Lane, Canyonville. The Pyrenees Vineyard and Cellars South feathers.com, 800-585-3737. dents. www.roseburgcommunitycon- FALL CLASSIC RODEO — 3:30 South Umpqua School Foundation Location, 15332 Old Highway 99 certs.org. 541-440-5414. p.m., Seven Feathers Casino Resort, holds its the sixth annual dinner auc- South, Myrtle Creek. This is the final CRY BABY — 9 to midnight, Jersey 146 Miwaleta Lane, Canyonville. Rough tion fundraiser. The event will feature concert for the summer. Free music Monday, Sept. 19 Lilly, 1430 N.E. Dee St., Roseburg. stock rodeo events include bareback, student artwork and a Civil War sing-off every Sunday as part of the winery’s MONDAY, SEPT. 19 Blues. $2 cover. 541-672-9131. saddle bronc, bull riding and junior bull between the Oregon State and Oregon Summer on the Deck series, which riding, team roping, women’s barrel a cappella groups. Silent, oral auctions continues through Sept. 21. Food avail- THEATER EVENTS racing, junior barrel racing and invita- and gun raffle. Advanced tickets are able for purchase. 541-863-7797. PRIME TIME PLAYERS — 1:30 BOOK SIGNING AND PROGRAM — tional century mule roping. Kids events $45 at Canyon Market, Del’s Building p.m., Betty Long Unruh Theatre, 1614 6:30 p.m., Douglas County Museum, include mutton bustin’, pig scramble. Supply, Umpqua Bank and online at THEATER W. Harvard Ave., Roseburg. Seniors 123 Museum Drive, Roseburg. Grants For entries call Wild West Events at www.susfoundation.org. 541-580- THE REMARKABLE MR. PENNY- with an interest in theater are welcome Pass author Leta Lovelace Neiderheiser 541-895-5335. Tickets are $5 and kids 1678. PACKER — 2 p.m., Betty Long Unruh to participate in this affiliate of the wrote about her grandfather and his 5 and younger get in for free. seven- Theatre, 1614 W. Harvard Ave., Rose- Umpqua Actors Community Theatre, role in shaping Oregon in “Jesse Apple- feathers.com, 800-585-3737. burg. Umpqua Actors Community The- which meets each Monday. No acting gate, A Dialogue with Destiny.” 541- SECOND ANNUAL GARDEN PARTY SUNDAY,Sunday, SEPT. Sept. 18 18 atre opens its 2011-12 season with this experience is necessary. Memorizing 957-7007. — 5 to 8 p.m., Commonwealth Garden comedy that follows Mr. Pennypacker, lines is not required. 541-677-9070. Shoppe, 452 North Main St., a Philadelphia family man in the 1900s, UACT AUDITIONS — 6:30 p.m., Canyonville. Shasta Ray and the Down- MUSIC as his two families learn of each other, Betty Long Unruh Theatre, 1614 W. Friday,FRIDAY, Sept. 23 SEPT. 23 home Band performs. Food, wine, BLUEGRASS JAM — 1 to 5 p.m., and the hilarity that ensues. The pro- Harvard Ave., Roseburg. Umpqua tagonist is finally ostracized from both Actors Community Theatre holds open families and has to be voted back in by auditions for “A Christmas Carol” today MUSIC The family council. Find how what his solu- and Monday, Sept. 19. Script calls for HIPNOTES — 5 to 8 p.m., My Coffee tion is to his two-family system. This men, women and children from 7 to 70. and Wine Experience, 1700 Garden Val- Quality You’ve come to expect production runs Friday through Sunday Production dates are from Nov. 17 to ley Road, Suite 100, Roseburg. Folk. to October 9. Tickets are $10 for adults Dec. 18. Melody Schwegel directs this No cover. 541-229-1230. and $5 for children. Tickets are avail- Christmas classic. 541-673-2125. NATTY BONE — 7 to 10 p.m. able at Hanson Jewelers, While Away Chimps Hangout at Joe Monkey Books, My Coffee or at the UACT box Restaurant, 500 S.E. Cass Ave., Rose- office. 541-673-2125. Tuesday, Sept. 20 burg. Blues. 541-679-5444. UACT AUDITIONS — 6:30 p.m., TUESDAY, SEPT. 20 Betty Long Unruh Theatre, 1614 W. THEATER Harvard Ave., Roseburg. Umpqua MUSIC THE REMARKABLE MR. PENNY- Actors Community Theatre holds open MOONGLOW HOSTS OPEN MIC — PACKER — 7:30 p.m., Betty Long auditions for “A Christmas Carol” today 5 to 8 p.m., Charley’s BBQ, 812 W. Har- Unruh Theatre, 1614 W. Harvard Ave., and Sept. 19. Script calls for men, vard Ave., Roseburg. Open mic jam Roseburg. Umpqua Actors Community Enjoy The Mark V women and children from 7 to 70. Pro- session weekly on Tuesdays with Dou- Theatre opens its 2011-12 season with duction dates are from Nov. 17 to Dec. glas County duo Moonglow. 541-957- this comedy that follows Mr. Penny- Lunch & Dinner Everyday 18. Melody Schwegel directs this 1786. packer, a Philadelphia family man in the Breakfast on Saturday & Sunday! Christmas classic. 541-673-2125. 1900s, as his two families learn of each other, and the hilarity that ensues. The r gami ou ng EVENTS it ro is o Wednesday, Sept. 21 protagonist is finally ostracized from V m WEDNESDAY, SEPT. 21 ! BIBLE COLLECTION — 9:45 a.m. to both families and has to be voted back 541-229-6275 10:45 a.m., First Christian Church, 432 in by family council. Find how what his (541-229-MARK) Kane St., Roseburg.Vance Culpepper MUSIC solution is to his two-family system. 563 SE Main, Downtown Roseburg • Corner of Oak and Main will show a large portion of his Bible STORYVILLE JAZZ BAND — 6 to 9 This production runs Friday through Sunday to October 9. Tickets are $10 for adults and $5 for children. Tickets “Life takes many unexpected turns in our lives. We learn to cope are available at Hanson Jewelers, While and make life bett er. Miss Lily (her canine friend) and I have done Away Books, My Coffee or at the UACT this (here at Oak Park).” - Gloria box office. 541-673-2125. EVENTS ARTISTS’ RECEPTION — 5 to 7 p.m., Seven Feathers Resort Casino, 146 Chief Miwaleta Lane, Canyonville. 541-464-5656 Seven Feathers unveils its new Art www.RetirementPerfected.com/Oak Park 1400 NE Rocky Ridge Drive, Roseburg Please see CALENDAR,page 13 Roseburg, Oregon, Currents—Thursday, September 15, 2011 CALENDAR The News-Review, Page 13
Gallery with “Art in Bloom,” featuring tion is to his two-family system. This WINSTON COMMUNITY CENTER, 440 East Camas Road, 1 p.m., fourth SCOTTISH AND ENGLISH COUNTRY paintings from Douglas County artists production runs Friday through Sunday Grape Ave. 1 p.m. 541-679-9244 or Wednesdays following senior lunch. DANCING — Every Friday, 7 p.m., Dou- Vinita Pappas and Holly Werner on its to October 9. Tickets are $10 for adults 541-679-9715. Proceeds benefit the Camas Valley glas County Celtic Dancers, Roseburg 50-foot corridor between the hotel and and $5 for children. Tickets are avail- EAGLES AUXILIARY NO. 3508, 116 School Scholarship in honor of the late VA Medical Center, 913 N.W. Garden casino. Wine reception. 541-839-1312. able at Hanson Jewelers, While Away E. Second St., Sutherlin. Doors open at Hank Schmidt. 541-445-2802. Valley Blvd., Auditorium, Building 16. Books, My Coffee or at the UACT box 4 p.m.; sign-ups, 5 p.m.; bingo, 6 p.m. EAGLES AERIE NO. 3508, 116 E. Free admission. No experience or part- office. 541-673-2125. Soft-back bingo, progressive blackout Second St., Sutherlin. Doors open, 4 ners necessary. Dances are taught. Saturday, Sept. 24 and surprise games. Proceeds go to p.m.; sign-ups, 5 p.m.; bingo, 6 p.m. 541-672-5115. SATURDAY, SEPT. 24 DANCE charity. 541-459-9154. Soft-back bingo, numbers stay at 57, ROSEBURG INTERNATIONAL FOLK AUDITIONS FOR ‘THE NUTCRACK- ROSEBURG SENIOR CENTER, 621 progressive blackout raises $10 per DANCERS — Second and fourth Fri- MUSIC ER BALLET’ — 11:15 a.m. to 4:30 W. Madrone St. Every Friday. Doors week, and surprise games. Proceeds days, 8 to 10 p.m. Roseburg VA Med- THE HIPNOTES — 7 to 10 p.m. p.m., The Movement Arts Center, 638 open at 6 p.m., bingo at 7 p.m. Age 18 go to charity. 541-459-9154. ical Center, 913 N.W. Garden Valley Chimps Hangout at Joe Monkey S.E. Rose St., Roseburg. Local dance and older. Smoke-free. All paper MYRTLE CREEK ELKS LODGE NO. Blvd., Auditorium, Building 16. Free Restaurant, 500 S.E. Cass Ave., Rose- students are welcome to audition for games. Progressive blackout. 541-672- 1943, 106 E. Main St. 6:30 p.m. 541- admission. No experience or partners 5627. 863-1943. burg. Best of the 1950s and ’60s. 541- ‘The Nutcracker Ballet’ to be performed necessary. Dances are taught. 541- GLIDE COMMUNITY CLUB, Glide ROSEBURG SENIOR CENTER, 621 672-0030 or 541-673-3001. 679-5444. with the Eugene Ballet Company on Community Center, Highway 138. W. Madrone St. Second, fourth and Nov. 20. Today’s audition schedule PIONEERS ‘N’ PETTICOATS Doors open at 6:30 p.m. First game, 7 fifth Wednesdays, 1 p.m. Open to pub- SQUARE DANCE CLUB — Second Fri- THEATER includes: “Waltz of the Flowers” regis- p.m. 50 cents per card per game. 541- lic ages 50 and older. 541-957-1461. THE REMARKABLE MR. PENNY- tration and warm-up at 11:15 a.m. to days, mainstream level square dance 496-3398. CAMAS VALLEY GRANGE NO. 521, from 8 to 10:30 p.m., at the Myrtle PACKER — 7:30 p.m., Betty Long 12 p.m. and audition and instruction East Camas Road, 1 p.m., fourth Unruh Theatre, 1614 W. Harvard Ave., from 12 to 1 p.m.; “Party Guests” reg- Creek Community Center, 425 N.W. SATURDAY Wednesdays following senior lunch. Second Ave., Myrtle Creek. Pre-rounds Roseburg. Umpqua Actors Community istration from 12:30 to 1 p.m. registra- SUTHERLIN SENIOR CENTER, 202 Proceeds benefit the Camas Valley begin at 7:30 p.m. All dancers wel- Theatre opens its 2011-12 season with tion and warm-up, audition and E. Central Ave., 7 to 9:30 p.m. Building School Scholarship in honor of the late come. Claude Butler, cuer. 541-874- this comedy that follows Mr. Penny- instruction from 1 to 2:30 p.m.; “Lady- fund bingo. Sponsored by Sutherlin Hank Schmidt. 541-445-2802. 3661. packer, a Philadelphia family man in the bugs and Beetles” registration from 2 Seniors Inc. Paper only. $10 or $15. EAGLES AERIE NO. 3508, 116 E. 1900s, as his two families learn of each to 2:30 p.m. and audition and instruc- 541-459-3247 or 541-643-6488. Second St., Sutherlin. Doors open, 4 SATURDAY other, and the hilarity that ensues. The tion from 2:30 to 3:30 p.m.; “Angels” TENMILE COMMUNITY CENTER — p.m.; sign-ups, 5 p.m.; bingo, 6 p.m. BUCKEROO SQUARE DANCE CLUB protagonist is finally ostracized from registration and warm-up from 3 to 7 to 9 p.m., 2119 Tenmile Valley Road, Soft-back bingo, numbers stay at 57, — First and third Saturdays, main- both families and has to be voted back 3:30 p.m. and audition and instruction Tenmile. Last Saturday of every month. progressive blackout raises $10 per stream level square dance at the in by family council. Find how what his from 3:30 to 4 p.m.; “Baby Mice” regis- Cost is 25 cents a card per game. week, and surprise games. Proceeds Buckeroo Barn, 5051 N.E. Stephens solution is to his two-family system. tration from 3:30 to 4 p.m. and audition Refreshments served. 541-679-5397. go to charity. 541-459-9154. St., Roseburg, intermediate rounds, 7 This production runs Friday through and instruction from 4 to 4:30 p.m. $5 SUNDAY MYRTLE CREEK ELKS LODGE NO. p.m.; pre-rounds, 7:30; squares with Sunday to October 9. Tickets are $10 fee for those selected for the perform- LOWER UMPQUA SENIOR CENTER, 1943, 106 E. Main St. 6:30 p.m. every third tip plus, 8 to 10:30 p.m. All for adults and $5 for children. Tickets ance. 541-673-5792. 460 Winchester Ave., Reedsport, senior 541-863-1943. dancers welcome. Dale Roberson or are available at Hanson Jewelers, While bingo, 1 p.m. 541-271-4884. Don Marshall, caller and Pat Hintz or Away Books, My Coffee or at the UACT EVENTS MONDAY Neil Koozer, cuer. Bring finger foods to box office. 541-673-2125. APPLEGATE HOUSE TOURS — 1 ROSEBURG SENIOR CENTER, 621 DANCES share. $5 per person. 541-672-0964 or p.m. and 5 p.m., 512 Old Applegate W. Madrone St. 1 to 3 p.m. Penny DANCE 541-672-9780. DANCE Road, Yoncalla. Tours are scheduled for bingo. Seniors 50 and older only. 541- RETIRED RHYTHM ROUNDERS — 679-9602. PRE-AUDITION FOR ‘THE NUT- the Applegate House every Sunday in FRIDAY Second Saturdays, 1 to 4 p.m., Suther- CRACKER BALLET’ — 2:15 p.m. to September. Organizers say the house is WINSTON VFW — 1 and 7 p.m., CYCLONE 2.0: TEEN DANCE — VFW Post 9745, 570 Douglas Ave., lin Comstock Grange, 851 S. Com- 6:15 p.m., Chitwood Studio of Dance, the oldest in Oregon that has been con- Every Friday, 7 to 11:30 p.m., Rose- stock. A variety of music for your lis- Winston. Members and public wel- burg Armory, 111 N.W. General Ave., 3782 Hooker Road, Roseburg. Susan tinuously owned by the same family. come. 541-679-4090. tening and dancing enjoyment. Coffee Chitwood will offer a pre-audition Tours are led by Shannon and Susan Roseburg. Nonprofit dance club offers and cookies. No charge. 541-459- rehearsal schedule for the “The Nut- Applegate and cost $5 per person or teens and young adults a place to 1863. TUESDAY dance and hang out under the supervi- cracker Ballet.” From 2:15 to 3:45 p.m. $10 per family. There is no charge for SENIOR BINGO AT ARBY’S, Rose- is the Waltz of the Flowers, 3:45 to 5:15 admission to the grounds or weekly sion of adults. $5 cover. Food and burg, 9:30 a.m. Free. 541-672-1325. drinks sold. 541-784-8488. Please see CALENDAR,page 14 p.m. is Party Guests and 5:15 to 6:15 music. Today’s music is folk music ROSEBURG ELKS LODGE, 749 S.E. p.m. is the Lady bugs/beetle. The bal- scholar Linda Danielson playing fiddle Jackson St., 6 p.m. early bird and 6:30 let, a fundraiser for local charities, will music. There is also wine tasting. p.m. regular bingo. Proceeds from include 52 local dancers. 541-673- www.applegatehouse.com. 541-849- event go to Elks charities and other Could Medical Marijuana 5792. 2917. community functions. 541-672-4455.
EVENTS WEDNESDAY Help You? BOOK SIGNING — 11:30 a.m. to OUTSIDE DOUGLAS COUNTY SENIOR BINGO AT ARBY’S, Rose- 1:30 p.m., Dianne’s Coffee Shop, 1869 BINGO burg, 9:30 a.m. Prizes, samples, N.E. Diamond Lake Blvd., Roseburg. coupons. 541-784-9422. Roseburg author Ross Adams will sign All bingo games listed below are LOWER UMPQUA SENIOR CENTER, Call Dr. George to fi nd out if you qualify copies of his children’s book, “A Bran- open to the public. Bingo is played 460 Winchester Ave., Reedsport. for the Oregon Medical Marijuana Program donburg Christmas.” 888-361-9473. every week except where otherwise Senior bingo, 1 p.m. 541-271-4884. noted. Please call ahead if the date is ROSEBURG SENIOR CENTER, 621 and see the only local doctor to ever serve near a holiday. W. Madrone St. Second, fourth and on the state’s advisory board for Sunday, Sept. 25 fifth Wednesdays, 1 p.m. Open to pub- medical marijuana SUNDAY, SEPT. 25 FRIDAY lic ages 50 and older. 541-957-1461. WINSTON-DILLARD SENIORS, CAMAS VALLEY GRANGE NO. 521, MUSIC CHILDREN’S CHOIR REHEARSALS Steak & Eggs — 5 p.m., First Christian Church, 432 any time $ off S.E. Kane St., Roseburg. The Umpqua Every Friday Valley Children’s Choir begins regular Weekend specials Prime Rib $ rehearsal schedule today. Rehearsal is starting 9-16 Every Sunday 7.95 25 NEW 5 p.m. each Sunday at First Christian • Eggs Benedict Church, 432 S.E. Kane St., Roseburg. eeken a • Home style W d ci ls pot roast The group is open to any children from Spe Oregon Medical Marijuana kindergarten through fifth grade. Bar- Fri: Snapper Newport Buy one meal & get bara Heald is the director. 541-677- Topped with Bay Shrimp, Green Onions, the second meal Program Evaluation! 0970. Diced Tomatoes and Hollandaise Sauce of equal or lesser Reg. Sen. value at THEATER $1395 $1195 1/2 Price THE REMARKABLE MR. PENNY- Must present coupon when ordering. Not valid Sat: with any other offer. One coupon per check. 403 NE Casper Street, Roseburg PACKER — 2 p.m., Betty Long Unruh Cracked Peppercorn Good thru 10/16/11. Not valid on holidays or on Banner specials. No Theatre, 1614 W. Harvard Ave., Rose- New York Steak large groups or organizations. 2 blocks east of the library off of burg. Umpqua Actors Community The- $1575 Diamond Lake Blvd. atre opens its 2011-12 season with this Buy one meal & get the comedy that follows Mr. Pennypacker, SSun:un: BBQ Boneless Pork Ribs second meal a Philadelphia family man in the 1900s, Reg. Sen. of equal or lesser value at $ 95 $ 45 1/2 Price (541) 672-8366 as his two families learn of each other, 12 10 and the hilarity that ensues. The pro- Senior & Children’s Must present coupon when ordering. Not valid with any other offer. One Affordable Integrative Medicine tagonist is finally ostracized from both Menu Available coupon per check. Good thru 10/16/11. Not valid on holidays families and has to be voted back in by or on Banner specials. No large groups or organizations. family council. Find how what his solu- 125 Ponderosa Dr. • Sutherlin • 541-459-2632 Open 24 Hours www.doctor-george.net Visa/MC, Cash Page 14, The News-Review CALENDAR Roseburg, Oregon, Currents—Thursday, September 15, 2011 ‘Two and a Half Men’ back with new cast, new equation BURBANK, Calif. (AP) — Lorre and the Warner Bros. stu- came from his roommates, met Chuck and he said, ‘I like he said. “The writers got hold of The stars of CBS’ “Two and a dio clashed bitterly with their Charlie’s neurotic, divorced the beard. Keep the beard.”’ a good dynamic, plus he Half Men” are scrutinizing a erratic, hard-partying star before brother Alan (Cryer) and young Cryer learned about Charlie (Kutcher) changed it in a way publicity photo depicting them dumping him last March and nephew Jake (Jones). Harper’s demise in an operation that works better than the writ- as a tuxedo-clad trio sharing a cutting the season short. The The shake-up has given the worthy of the CIA. ers had originally imagined.” vintage microphone. task now is to salvage what has show the chance to push the “There was tremendous secu- Curiosity about how Harper’s Ashton Kutcher is in the cen- reigned as TV’s top-rated come- envelope in a new direction: rity during the whole thing and, death is approached and Kutch- ter of the shot, flanked by Jon dy. laughing in the face of death, in fact, no scripts were sent out. er’s introduction could turn the Cryer and Angus T. Jones on Kutcher, who carries the with Sheen’s character jetti- You were brought to Warner season debut into “event televi- the other. Charlie Sheen, of weight of replacing Sheen as soned in a fatal accident. Kutch- (Warner Bros. Television), sion,” the sort of program that course, is out of the picture. newly introduced character er fills the vacuum playing an taken into a room with the produces buzz and healthy rat- “It’s nice,” offered Cryer, Walden Schmidt, diligently Internet genius who is wealthy scripts, left there for half-an- ings, said analyst Bill Carroll of adding a query to Jones: “But ticks off reasons the sitcom can but unlucky in love and who hour by yourself and then you ad buyer Katz Media. that’s not your hand, is it? I remain a hit. moves in with Alan and Jake, had to leave the script in the Ultimately, he suggested, the believe they had too big a black “The series has momentum. creating a new buddy triangle. room and walk out,” he changes could reinvigorate the spot there and they photo- It has fans that are built in,” he Judy Greer plays the heartbro- recounted. long-running comedy and shopped in a hand.” said. “I think the great thing the ken Walter’s ex. Cryer and his co-stars, who extend its lifezz “That’s not my head, is it?” writers have done is they Producers have been trying, have taken a break from pro- “They have a formula. They said Kutcher. haven’t lost the sensibility of sometimes unsuccessfully, to duction for a joint interview at stay with the formula,” Carroll Oh, those kidders. But the the show. ... It’s going to offend keep details of the reconstituted the studio, say that it’s all said, which will keep longtime silliness carries a message: The people just as much as every show under wraps. Kutcher, smooth sailing now. fans watching. The addition of three actors are a comfortable episode has offended people.” who sports a beard in the role, “We’ve definitely found our Kutcher, who has cultivated a fit with each other and for the “Two and a Half Men” plays it coy when asked about dynamic,” Kutcher said. Cryer following with his work on TV revamped “Two and a Half accomplished that by trafficking the facial hair. agreed, lauding the show’s writ- ( “That ’70s Show,” “Punk’d”), Men,” which returns Sept. 19 at in sexual jokes and innuendo as “You got to ask the writers. ers and his new co-star. movies (“No Strings Attached,” 9 p.m. EDT for its ninth season, it detailed the antics of fast-liv- We’re not allowed to talk about “That came remarkably “Valentine’s Day”) and avid use minus the fired Sheen. ing womanizing cad Charlie the beard,” he says, then relents. quick. I think we got a lot of of Twitter, will bring new view- Executive producer Chuck Harper (Sheen). More fodder “I was being really lazy when I great stuff in the first episode,” ers.
St., Roseburg. Jam, dancing and vari- ety show. Public invited, no charge. DANCE CLASSES Calendar Donations accepted. 541-672-6929. MONDAY COUNTRY MUSIC EXPRESS — Sec- BELLY DANCE CLASS — 6:30 p.m., CONTINUED FROM PAGE 13 ond Saturdays, 1 p.m. to 4 p.m., Sutherlin Mystical Oasis, 102 E. Central Ave., OREGON OLD TIME FIDDLERS DIS- Senior Center, 202 E. Central Ave., Suther- Sutherlin. All levels welcome. $25 TRICT #10 — Second Saturdays, 1 to 4 lin. Senior dance. Coffee is free. Dona- monthly or $8 per class. 541-459- p.m. VFW Hall Post 2468, 1127 Walnut tions accepted. 541-672-3160. 7745. TUESDAY Canyonville’s LINE DANCE CLASS — 1 p.m. every Tuesday. Lower Umpqua Senior Center, 460 Winchester Ave., Reedsport. 541- WINE PAIRING PARTY 271-4884. Calendar of Events BELLY DANCE CLASS — 7 p.m., 2011 Mystical Oasis, 102 E. Central Ave., SUNDAY, SEPT 18TH Sutherlin. Beginners only. $25 monthly or $8 per class. 541-459-7745. 1PM-4PM September WEDNESDAY FREE MOVIES in the PARK - Tuesdays and Fridays COUNTRY SWING LESSONS — 7 to Live Music by ‘Lauren James’ Pioneer Park, at dusk weather permitting. For Movie Information call 9 p.m. every Wednesday, The Double R 541.839.4105 or 541.839.4232. Pairings by “The Girl on Grapes” Diane Clerihue. Dance Hall and Saloon, 4550 Old High- FALL CLASSIC RODEO - Sept. 17th & 18th way 99, Roseburg. Free lessons with instructors Michael and Sylvia Paramo. ENJOY AWARD WINNING NEW RELEASES: Call if you need a dance partner. 541- October 680-3623. THURSDAY 2010 SAUVIGNON BLANC PAIRED WITH FREE MOVIES in the PARK - Tuesdays and Fridays LINE DANCE LESSONS — 7 to 9 Pioneer Park, at dusk weather permitting. For Movie Information call p.m. every Thursday, The Double R BAKED GOAT CHEESE ARUGULA PESTO ON CROSTINI 541.839.4105 or 541.839.4232. Dance Hall and Saloon, 4550 Old High- & PUMPKIN & MUSIC FESTIVAL + CAR SHOW - Oct. 8th (2nd Saturday) way 99, Roseburg. Free lessons with BUNCO BONANZA - Columbus Day, Oct. 10th instructors Michael Paramo. Dance to 2009 CABERNET SAUVIGNON PAIRED WITH El Paraiso restaurant in Canyonville. blues, hip-hop, country and soul. 541- SWEET AND SPICY BARBEQUED RIBS. HAUNTED HOUSE - date TBA 680-3623. FRIDAY SOUTH Location: $10 per Guest • Free to Wine Club Members November LINE DANCE LESSONS — 7 to 9 VETERANS REMEMBRANCE - Nov. 11th p.m. every Friday, The Double R Dance Hall and Saloon, 4550 Old Highway 99, RRSVPSVP to:to: 5541-863-779741-863-7797 oror December Roseburg. Free lessons with instructor [email protected]@pyreneesvineyard.com CANYONVILLE CHRISTMAS TREE LIGHTING - 1st Friday Debbie Phillips. 541-679-9166. “GIRLS NIGHT OUT” “MUSIC ON THE DECK” CALL FOR SCHEDULE SECONDHAND SQUARE — 594 (GUYS TOO!) SUMMER CONCERT SERIES Canyonville/Riddle Road, Canyonville. To encourage square dancing, a selec- 5PM-7PM EVERY FRIDAY 1PM-5PM EVERY SUNDAY tion of used square dancing clothes THROUGH SEPTEMEBER THROUGH SEPTEMEBER and accessories for men, women and children are free for new dancers (two years or less). Square dance clothing North: 707 Hess Lane, South: 15332 Old Hwy 99 donations accepted. 541-839-8570, Roseburg, OR South, Myrtle Creek 541-643-5733 or 541-680-5321. All events subject to change or cancellation without prior notice. Thursday, September 15, 2011—The News-Review Roseburg, Oregon, Currents, Page 15 WEEKDAY MORNING Television grid key 5:30 6:00 6:30 7:00 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30 10:00 10:30 11:00 11:30 Drain
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Balancing Varied Reba Reba Will/Grace Will/Grace Will/Grace Will/Grace Chris Chris MSNBC 54 44 Morn. Joe The Daily Rundown Jansing and Co. MSNBC Live MSNBC News Live Andrea Mitchell News Nation 6. “NFL Kickoff 2011,” NBC, MTV 26 17 AMTV AMTV: Morning AMTV Varied AMTV Varied Awkward. Varied Programs 14.65 million. NAT GEO 73 Paid Prog. Varied Programs Dog Whisperer NICK 71 39 TBA The Nanny The Nanny Sponge. Sponge. Parents Sponge. Dora... Dora... Bubble Bubble Umizoomi Umizoomi 7. “America’s Got Talent” OXY 61 Varied Movie Varied Programs (Wednesday), NBC, 12.36 mil- Paid Prog. The Dan Patrick Show Paid Prog. Varied Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Varied Programs lion. ROOT 38 99 SPEED 58 53 Hub Varied Programs Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Varied Programs 8. “9/11: 10 Years Later,” SPIKE 69 38 Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Varied Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. CSI: NY Varied CSI Varied CSI: Crime Scene CBS, 12.34 million. SYFY 43 40 Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Varied Programs TBS 33 10 Married Married Married Home Imp. Home Imp. Saved/Bell Saved/Bell Yes, Dear Yes, Dear Prince Prince Prince Payne 9. “America’s Got Talent” TCM 51 26 (:45) Movie Varied Programs Movie Varied Programs Movie Varied Programs (:45) Movie (Tuesday), NBC, 11.85 million. TLC 42 41 Paid Prog. Four Weddings 19 Kids 19 Kids Baby Story Baby Story Baby Story Baby’s Varied Programs Weddings Varied 10. “NCIS,” CBS, 9.51 mil- TNT 36 42 Law Angel Angel Charmed Charmed Supernatural Supernatural lion. TOON 63 33 King of Hill Looney Ben 10 Bakugan Beyblade Pokémon Sidekick Johnny T Johnny T Garfi eld Garfi eld Scooby Scooby TRVL 59 48 Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Kitchen Paid Prog. Paid Prog. $40-a-Day $40-a-Day Varied Programs 11. “NCIS: Los Angeles,” TVLND 53 28 Boston Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. All/Family Sanford Jeffersons GoodTime Jeannie Jeannie All-Family Sanford CBS, 8.99 million. USA 45 15 Law CI Law Order: CI Law Order: CI Law & Order: SVU Law & Order: SVU Law & Order: SVU Law & Order: SVU VS. 47 422 Varied Programs 12. “The O.T.,” Fox, 8.6 mil- lion. WE 185 120 Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Thin in 30! Frasier Frasier Frasier Frasier Varied Programs WGN-A 14 Jeannie Matlock Matlock Heat of Night Heat of Night WGN Midday News Walker, Texas Ranger 13. “60 Minutes,” CBS, 8.13 million. 14. “Big Brother 13” Sweaters were trademark of singing Irishmen (Wednesday), CBS, 7.79 mil- lion. Q: “The Ed Sullivan Show” liked the look and it quickly Dickens. Early in his adult life, was a family tradition. In 1961 became their trademark. Extra Dickens Jr. was involved in 15. “NCIS: Los Angeles” (I remember because I was a trivia: The show you watched several failed business ven- (Tuesday, 10 p.m.), CBS, 7.03 aired on March 12, 1961. tures. He finally became the million. high school senior), a group called the Clancy Brothers, with DID YOU KNOW? Former editor of his father’s magazine, 16. “Big Brother 13” (Thurs- their white sweaters, was on the Playboy model Pamela Ander- All the Year Round. Along day), CBS, 6.65 million. show. This was my first expo- son played Lisa, the Tool Time with the book you recently sure to Irish music, and it’s been Girl, on the TV sitcom “Home acquired, he also wrote Dick- 17. “Dateline NBC” (Friday), NBC, 6.52 million. a love affair ever since. Were Mr. Know-It-All Improvement” from 1991 to ens’s Dictionary of the they really brothers? How old have since passed on. 1993. Thames. 18. “The Big Bang Theory,” were they? Q: At a yard sale I bought a As for value, I don’t get CBS, 6.42 million. You mentioned their white — C.L.M., Harrisonburg, Va. sweaters. Back in Ireland, copy of Dickens’s Dictionary of involved in precisely pricing 19. “Football Night in Ameri- A: The oldest of the three Mother Clancy heard of the London. Is this the famous items. If your book is one of ca, Part Two,” NBC, 6.38 mil- brothers was Paddy, who was Dickens? What is the book the current reprints, it’s worth a lion. cold New York City winters and born in 1922. Tom followed in sent her sons and Makem white worth? few dollars. However, if it’s an 20. “Criminal Minds,” CBS, 1924, and the youngest, Liam, Aran sweaters bought from a — M.R., Youngstown, Ohio original, that could be a differ- A: 6.3 million. was born in 1935. Also singing store in their hometown of Car- The book was written in ent story, as they say. You will with the group was Tommy rick, Ireland. Their manager 1879 by Charles Dickens Jr., the need to find a used-book dealer — Associated Press Makem, born in 1932. All four first child of novelist Charles to authenticate your find. Page 16, The News-Review Roseburg, Oregon, Currents—Thursday, September 15, 2011 FRIDAY AFTERNOON, SEPTEMBER 16
12:00 12:30 1:00 1:30 2:00 2:30 3:00 3:30 4:00 4:30 5:00 5:30 6:00 Drain Yoncalla Roseburg Central DC 4,13/CBS News Å The Bold and The Talk Kathy Griffi n; Jordin Sparks. Let’s Make a Deal (N) ’ Å Dr. Phil Trading companionship for The Dr. Oz Show Steven Soderbergh News (N) Å CBS Evening News (N) Å 4 8 KPIC the Beautiful (N) ’ Å money. (N) ’ Å (“Contagion”). (N) ’ News/Pelley 4.2/This TV (11:00) “Eddie and the Cruisers “Alice’s Restaurant”››› (1969) Arlo Guthrie. Young friends share com- “Gas-s-s-s”››‡ (1970) Robert Corff, Elaine Giftos. Survivors roam after “Stargate: Continuum”›› (2008, Science Fiction) Ben 292 KPIC II: Eddie Lives!”›› Å munal life in 1960s New England. Å nerve gas kills everyone over 25. Å Browder, Michael Shanks. Å 5/NBC The Dr. Oz Show Using hypnosis to Days of our Lives A provocative Paid Program Moms getting The Doctors “Jillian’s Wake Up Call, The Dr. Oz Show Steven Soderbergh News (N) NBC Nightly News (N) 5 5 KOBI lose weight. ’ Å tango. (N) ’ Å slim Part 1” (N) Å (“Contagion”). (N) ’ News (N) ’ 8/PBS (11:30) Charlie Barney & Clifford the Big Sid the Science Bob the Builder Cat in the Hat WordWorld Å Wild Kratts Baby Arthur ’ (EI) Å WordGirl Å Biz Kid$ ’ Å Fetch! With Ruff Nightly Busi- 8 KSYS Rose Å Friends Red Dog Kid ’ Knows a Lot (DVS) elephant. (DVS) (DVS) Ruffman ness Report 9/ABC All My Children Kendall gets a One Life to Live Jack wants justice; General Hospital Sam’s wedding Judge Joe Judge Joe Judge Judy (N) Judge Judy (N) News (N) Å ABC World News (N) Å 9 4 KEZI surprise from Zach. (N) Å an arrest is made. (N) dress comes in. (N) ’ Brown (N) ’ Brown (N) ’ ’ Å ’ Å News 25/MYTV The People’s Court “A Paternity Test Divorce Court Judge Alex (N) America’s Funniest Home Videos Law & Order: Special Victims TMZ (N) ’ Å Access Hol- Anderson Lisa Vanderpump, Kyle The 700 Club Å 11 12 KEVU Shocker!” (N) Å (N) ’ Å ’ Å ’ Å Unit “Goliath” ’ Å lywood (N) ’ Richards. (N) ’ Å Action 4 Life ASI Video 3ABN Today Tiny Tots for Kids Time Variety Puppet Parade Breath of Life Å Hope in Motion Homecoming It Is Written Å 30/IND 21 Magazine Jesus 33/FOX The 700 Club Å New Adv./Old Friends ’ Å Paid Program Frasier “Dinner According to Everybody Friends ’ Å How I Met Your The Offi ce ’ Å Family Guy Å King of the Hill 13 11 KLSR Christine Party” ’ Jim ’ Å Hates Chris Mother ’ Å 46/NBC The Nate Berkus Show (N) ’ Å Days of our Lives A provocative Swift Justice: Swift Justice: The Doctors “Jillian’s Wake Up Call, The Ellen DeGeneres Show (N) KMTR News- News NBC Nightly 6 KTCW tango. (N) ’ Å Jackie Glass Jackie Glass Part 1” (N) Å ’ Å Source at 5pm News (N) ’ 51/PBS Watercolor Rachel’s Favor- Charlie Rose (N) ’ Å Barney & Bob the Builder Cat in the Hat Arthur ’ (EI) Å WordGirl Å Wild Kratts Baby The Electric Fetch! With Ruff Wonders of the 7 KOAC Workshop ite Food Friends ’ Knows a Lot (DVS) (DVS) elephant. Company Ruffman West ’ Criminal Minds The team tracks an Criminal Minds A serial bomber Dog the Bounty Hunter “Girl CSI: Miami A man is found stabbed in The Sopranos Tony and Paulie head Criminal Minds “Jones” A serial Criminal Minds A&E 24 23 arsonist. ’ Å terrorizes Seattle. ’ Trouble” Å a hotel room. ’ south. ’ Å killer resumes. ’ Å Å ABC FAM 40 32 Still Standing Still Standing 8 Rules 8 Rules My Wife-Kids My Wife-Kids ’70s Show ’70s Show ’70s Show ’70s Show Happy Happy Happy (:15) “Patch Adams”››‡ (1999, Comedy-Drama) Robin Williams, Daniel London. A doctor (:45) “Intolerable Cruelty”››› (2003) George Clooney, Catherine Zeta-Jones. Premiere. A “A League of Their Own”››› (1992, Comedy- AMC 68 24 truly believes that laughter is the best medicine. Å successful attorney matches wits with a gold digger. Drama) Tom Hanks, Geena Davis. Å ANPL 49 47 Animal Cops Houston Å Animal Cops Detroit ’ Å Animal Cops Houston Å K-9 Cops Fleeing car. Å Tanked ’ Å Tanked ’ Å Tanked Å BRAVO 62 46 Real Housewives Watch What Happens: Live Most Eligible Dallas TBA TBA Tabatha’s Salon Takeover Tabatha’s Salon Takeover Salon CNBC 65 Closing Bell (N) ’ Å Closing Bell-Bartiromo Option Action Money in Mot. Mad Money (N) The Kudlow Report (N) How I, Millions How I, Millions 60 Minutes on CNN 35 35 CNN Newsroom (N) The Situation Room With Wolf Blitzer (N) John King, USA (N) Anderson Cooper 360 Å Piers Morgan COM 64 98 Original Kings Entourage ’ Daily Show Colbert Report (1:59) “Disaster Movie”› (2008, Comedy) Matt Lanter. Å Com. Central (:21) Futurama South Park (:22) Tosh.0 (5:53) Scrubs CW 12 14 TBA Cops Å TBA TBA The Steve Wilkos Show Å The Tyra Show ’ Å Don’t Forget Don’t Forget ’70s Show ’70s Show ’Til Death ’ Biker Build-Off “Westbury vs. Fuller” American Chopper Bike for Make- American Chopper “Gillette Bike 1” American Chopper Finishing American Chopper “Peavey 1” Sons of Guns Mag 58 weapons Sons of Guns DISC 34 30 Brian Fuller competes. A-Wish Foundation. ’ Gillette Co. ’ Å touches on the Gillette bike. Guitar-themed chopper. system with a swivel arm. ’ Å Mickey Mouse “Beauty and the Beast”›››› (1991) Voices of Paige Phineas and Phineas and Fish Hooks The Suite Life Wizards of Wizards of Phineas and “Spy Kids”››› (2001) Antonio DISN 37 21 Clubhouse O’Hara, Robby Benson. Å Ferb Å Ferb Å on Deck Waverly Place Waverly Place Ferb Å Banderas. Å E! 57 25 E! News “Over Her Dead Body”›› (2008) Eva Longoria Parker. Khloe Khloe Khloe Khloe Khloe Khloe Khloe Outside/Lines College Foot- NFL Live (N) (Live) Å Around the Pardon the SportsCenter (N) (Live) Å College Foot- College Football Boise State at Toledo. (N) (Live) ESPN 28 31 First Report ball Live (N) Horn (N) ’ Interruption (N) ball Live (N) ESPN2 27 49 NASCAR Numbers Dan Le Batard Rome/Burning SportsNation (N) (Live) Å NFL 32 (N) (Live) NFL Kickoff (N) (Live) College Football Iowa State at Connecticut. FNC 32 27 Studio B With Shepard Smith Your World With Neil Cavuto The Five (N) Special Report FOX Report/Shepard Smith The O’Reilly Factor (N) Å Hannity (N) FOOD 72 50 Home Cooking Down Home Contessa Giada-Home Minute Meals Ingredient Fix Cook for Real Secrets Minute Meals Giada Contessa Home Cooking Iron Chef Am. FX 31 45 “Black Hawk Down”›››‡ (2001, War) Josh Hartnett, Ewan McGregor, Tom Sizemore. How I Met How I Met How I Met How I Met Two/Half Men Two/Half Men Two/Half Men (11:00) “Emperor of the “The Incident”››› (1967, Drama) Tony Musante. Teens terrorize passengers “The Star Chamber”››‡ (1983, Drama) Michael Douglas. A secret panel “The Verdict”›››‡ (1982, Drama) Paul Newman, FXM 44 North”››‡ (1973) Å in a New York City subway car. Å of judges dispenses vigilante justice. Å Charlotte Rampling. Å HGTV 50 43 House Hunters Int’l Confi dential Design Chall Antonio Antonio Antonio Antonio Antonio Antonio Antonio Antonio My First Place HIST 41 34 Modern Marvels Å How the Earth Was Made Modern Marvels Water. Å Rogue Waves Å Megaquake 10.0 The outcome of a 10.0 megaquake. Å Marvels HLMRK 87 Petkeeping Petkeeping The Martha Stewart Show The Martha Stewart Show The Waltons “The Journal” The Waltons Å The Waltons “The Violated” Little House ION 15 20 Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program TriVita Paid Program Ghost Whisperer “Implosion” Ghost Whisperer ’ Å Ghost Whisperer ’ Å With’t a Trace LIFE 23 29 How I Met How I Met Desperate Housewives Å Grey’s Anatomy ’ Å Medical Medical Cold Case Files ’ Å Cold Case Files ’ Å Mysteries MSNBC 54 44 Martin Bashir (N) The Dylan Ratigan Show (N) Hardball With Chris Matthews MSNBC Live (N) Hardball With Chris Matthews The Last Word R. Maddow MTV 26 17 (11:30) “Big Fat Liar”›› (2002, Comedy) ’ Jersey Shore ’ Å Jersey Shore ’ Å Jersey Shore ’ Å The Substitute ’70s Show ’70s Show ’70s Show NAT GEO 73 Dog Whisperer Jurassic C.S.I. “In the Flesh” 4REAL Å 4REAL Å Unlikely Animal Friends Dog Whisperer Jurassic C.S.I. (N) 4REAL (N) ’ NICK 71 39 Max & Ruby Max & Ruby SpongeBob SpongeBob SpongeBob Fanboy-Chum The Penguins SpongeBob iCarly Å Bucket SpongeBob SpongeBob SpongeBob OXY 61 Roseanne Roseanne Roseanne ’ Roseanne ’ Roseanne ’ Roseanne ’ Roseanne ’ Roseanne ’ “Ghost”››› (1990, Fantasy) Patrick Swayze, Demi Moore. Å Women’s College Volleyball Utah at Colorado. (Taped) The Dan Patrick Show (N) World Poker Tour: Season 9 College Foot- Pro Football LOKAR Car Motorhead Mariners All ROOT 38 99 ball Preview Weekly (N) Show Garage TV Access SPEED 58 53 My Ride Rules NASCAR Racing NASCAR Racing NASCAR Racing NCWTS Setup NASCAR Racing SPIKE 69 38 (11:52) Gangland ’ Å (12:59) Gangland ’ Å (:05) Gangland “Wild Boyz” (:13) Gangland “Gangster City” Chicago. ’ (:20) Gangland “Crip or Die” (:28) Gangland ’ Å SYFY 43 40 Merlin “Lancelot” ’ Å Merlin ’ Å Merlin “The Gates of Avalon” Merlin ’ Å Paranormal Witness Paranormal Witness House on Hill House of Payne Meet the American My Name Is Everybody- Everybody- According to Everybody- Friends ’ Å Friends Joey’s Friends Relation- Friends ’ Å The King of TBS 33 10 Browns Dad Å Earl Å Raymond Raymond Jim “Pilot” ’ Raymond likable date. ship rules. Queens Å (11:45) “Sex and the Single Girl”››› (1964, (:45) “Harper”›››› (1966, Mystery) Paul Newman, Lauren Bacall, Shelley Winters. A detective Private Screenings: Lauren “Carry on Sergeant”›› (1960, Comedy) William TCM 51 26 Comedy) Tony Curtis, Natalie Wood. uncovers murder in a search for a missing man. Å Bacall Hartnell, Bob Monkhouse. Premiere. TLC 42 41 What Not to Wear “Wanda” A Baby Story A Baby Story Baby’s First Rm-Multiples What Not to Wear “Tara” ’ Say Yes Say Yes Ultimate Cake Off ’ Å LA Ink Å TNT 36 42 Las Vegas ’ Å Las Vegas Ed is kidnapped. Cold Case “Lonely Hearts” ’ The Closer “Flashpoint” Law & Order “Blaze” ’ Law & Order “Hot Pursuit” ’ Law & Order TOON 63 33 Looney Tunes ’ Tom & Jerry Garfi eld Show 2 Stupid Dogs Johnny Test Sidekick Almost Naked Advent. Time Regular Show Star Wars Batman: Brave TRVL 59 48 Food Wars Food Wars Bourdain: No Reservations Bizarre Foods/Zimmern Man v. Food Man v. Food Fun Food Factories 2 Å Bourdain: No Reservations Weird Travels TVLND 53 28 All in Family (:37) Bonanza (:45) Bonanza “The Clarion” (2:53) Bonanza Bonanza “The Running Man” Jeffersons (:42) Sanford & Son Å Law & Order: Special Victims Law & Order: Special Victims Law & Order: Special Victims Law & Order: Special Victims NCIS “Iced” The body of a missing NCIS “The Voyeur’s Web” Bored NCIS “Hometown USA 45 15 Unit “Wanderlust” ’ Å Unit “Stalked” ’ Å Unit “Stocks & Bondage” ’ Unit “Bad Blood” ’ Å Marine is found. ’ housewives. ’ Å Hero” VS. 47 422 Wild Skies Expedition Whitetail Hunting TV Winchester North-Alaska NBC Sports Talk (N) Game On! Dangerous Elk Fever Buck Stops Gun It WE 185 120 (11:00) “The Cutting Edge” Ghost Whisperer ’ Å Ghost Whisperer ’ Å Charmed ’ Å Charmed ’ Å Frasier Å Frasier Å Frasier Å WGN-A 14 Walker, Texas Ranger Å Jeannie Bewitched Cheers Å Cheers Å Dharma/Greg Dharma/Greg Amer. Funniest Home Videos Old Christine Old Christine How I Met (10:50) “8 Mile”››› (2002, (12:50) “Supernova”› (2000, Science Fiction) James “The War of the Roses”››› (1989) Michael Douglas. An attorney recalls “The Last Song”›› (2010) Miley Cyrus, Greg Kinnear. A man tries to recon- ENC 642 710 Drama) Eminem. ’ Å Spader, Angela Bassett. ’ Å a once-happy couple’s bitter divorce. ’ nect with his estranged daughter. Å Face Off, Max “Catfi sh”››› (2010) A man documents his brother’s “Jonah Hex”›‡ (2010) Josh Brolin. A supernatural (:45) “Something’s Gotta Give”››› (2003) Jack Nicholson, Diane Keaton. A music exec falls Hard Knocks HBO 500 600 meeting with an online friend. ’ gunslinger faces an old enemy. ’ for the mother of his young girlfriend. ’ Å (11:05) “Looking for Eric”››› (:05) “Push”›‡ (2009) Chris Evans, Dakota Fanning. iTV. Rogue psychics “Trucker”›› (2008) Michelle Monaghan. A truck driver (:45) “Finding Amanda”››‡ (2008) Matthew Broderick. iTV. A man tries SHO 600 660 (2009) iTV. ’ battle a covert government agency. ’ Å has to take in her estranged son. to bring his niece to rehab. ’ Å (11:30) “Paradise”››‡ (1991, Drama) Melanie “Crazy Jones”››‡ (2000, Comedy) Joe Aaron, (:15) “Dirty Dancing: Havana Nights”›› (2004) (:45) “Fade to Black” (2006) Danny Huston, Paz Vega. Filmmaker Orson TMC 620 690 Griffi th, Don Johnson. ’ Å Francesca Catalano. ’ Å Diego Luna, Romola Garai. ’ Welles investigates a murder in Rome. ’ Å Roseburg, Oregon, Currents—Thursday, September 15, 2011 The News-Review, Page 17 FRIDAY EVENING, SEPTEMBER 16 Don’t Miss 6:30 7:00 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30 10:00 10:30 11:00 11:30 12:00 Drain Yoncalla
Roseburg 6 p.m. on NAT GEO Central DC 4,13/CBS Wheel of Jeopardy! Å Inside Edi- 48 Hours Prime Time CSI: NY Mac tries close his last Blue Bloods “The Blue News (N) Å (:35) Late Show With 4REAL 4 8 KPIC Fortune tion (N) ’ Special: Bullying unsolved case. Templar” ’ Å David Letterman Å You don’t have to go to the Third 4.2/This TV “Stargate: “Stargate: The Ark of Truth” (2008, Science Fiction) Ben “Stargate: Continuum”›› (2008, Science Fiction) Ben “Stargate: The Ark of Truth” (2008) Ben 292 World to find people in need and KPIC Continuum” Browder, Michael Shanks. Å Browder, Michael Shanks. Å Browder, Michael Shanks. Å those who are trying to make a 5/NBC News (N) Entertain- The Insider 2011 NCLR ALMA Awards Dateline NBC ’ Å News (N) (:35) The Tonight Show difference. In this episode, actress 5 5 KOBI ment ’Night (N) Å (N) ’ Å With Jay Leno (N) Å Eva Mendes visits Vancouver, Can- 8/PBS PBS NewsHour (N) ’ Å Washington Members’ Choice Charlie Rose (N) ’ Å Democracy ada, hometown of series host Sol 8 KSYS Week (N) Now! Guy. She meets with the Portland 9/ABC News (N) Å Entertain- The Insider Shark Tank Mark Cuban Karaoke Battle USA (Season 20/20 (Season Premiere) News (N) Å (:35) Night- Jimmy Kim- Hotel Society, which sounds like a 9 4 KEZI ment ’Night (N) Å upsets the other sharks. Finale) (N) Å (N) ’ Å line (N) mel Live ’ gathering of upper-crust ladies who 25/MYTV (:00) The Dr. Phil Trading companionship The Dr. Oz Show (N) ’ Å Monk Monk has insomnia. Monk Monk falls under a My Name Is Everybody Divorce lunch; it’s actually an organization 11 12 KEVU 700 Club for money. (N) ’ ’ Å spell. ’ Å Earl Å Hates Chris Court Å that provides needed services to Variety It Is Written Å Mission Gospel Better Life On Tour Feature Presentations Breath of In Search of Praise! the homeless, drug addicts and 30/IND 21 Stories Outreach Life Å the Truth others on the city’s downtown east 33/FOX The Simp- Two and a Two and a Kitchen Nightmares “Capri” Fringe Peter faces his destiny. Fox News at (:35) Family Everybody- Everybody- (12:05) side. 13 11 KLSR sons Å Half Men Half Men ’ (PA) Å ’ (PA) Å 10 (N) Guy Å Raymond Raymond Scrubs ’ 8 p.m. on KOBI KMTX 46/NBC News News Are You 2011 NCLR ALMA Awards Dateline NBC ’ Å News (:35) The Tonight Show 2011 NCLR ALMA Awards 6 ’ Å Å KTCW Special Smarter? (N) With Jay Leno (N) Eva Longoria and George Lopez 51/PBS Nightly PBS NewsHour (N) ’ Å Washington BBC News- Bee Gees: One Night Only Las Vegas Viewers’ Choice Popular programs. PBS News- 7 ’ ’ Å Å co-host this ceremony honoring KOAC Business Week (N) night concert. Hour the nation’s Latino performers who (:00) Crimi- Criminal Minds A serial Criminal Minds Notorious Criminal Minds Deaths with Criminal Minds “House on Criminal Minds Serial killer Criminal promote accurate and positive im- A&E 24 23 nal Minds bomber terrorizes Seattle. New England serial killer. religious overtones. Fire” ’ Å targeting coeds. ’ Minds ’ ages of Hispanics in entertainment. ABC FAM 40 32 Happy Happy Happy Happy Happy Happy Happy Happy Happy The 700 Club (N) Å Whose? Christina Aguilera and Selena Go- (5:00) “A League of Their Own”››› “The Silence of the Lambs”›››› (1991, Suspense) Jodie (:15) “The Silence of the Lambs”›››› (1991) Jodie Foster. A mad genius mez have three nominations each, AMC 68 24 (1992) Tom Hanks, Geena Davis. Å Foster, Anthony Hopkins. Å helps an FBI trainee pursue a serial killer. Å covering movies, music and televi- ANPL 49 47 Tanked ’ Tanked “Be Cool” Å Tanked “Good Karma” Tanked (N) ’ Hillbilly Handfi shin’ ’ Tanked ’ Handfi shin’ sion, followed by Jennifer Lopez and Naya Rivera (“Glee”) with two. 62 Salon Tabatha’s Salon Take Matchmaker Matchmaker “Next Friday”›› (2000) Ice Cube, Mike Epps. Next Friday BRAVO 46 Also up for honors are Antonio Ban- CNBC 65 60 Min. American Greed Mad Money 60 Minutes on CNBC American Greed Riches! Paid Prog. Paid Prog. deras, Bruno Mars, Cameron Diaz, CNN 35 35 Piers Anderson Cooper 360 John King, USA Mayweather Mayweather Anderson Cooper 360 John King, USA Piers Enrique Iglesias and Shakira. COM 64 98 (:23) Scrubs Daily Show Colbert Rep Tosh.0 (:27) Tosh.0 Dave Chappelle: Killin Daniel Tosh: Happy Louis C.K.: Hilarious Comedy 8 p.m. on KLSR ’ ’ ’ Å Å CW 12 14 King Seinfeld Seinfeld Ringer “Pilot” The Secret Circle “Pilot” Cops ’Til Death King South Park South Park Kitchen Nightmares (:00) Sons of Dual Survival Surviving the Man, Woman, Wild “Louisi- Man, Woman, Wild “Ama- One Man Army “Time Bomb” Man, Woman, Wild “Ama- One Man DISC 34 30 Guns ’ Rocky Mountains. ’ ana Firestorm” ’ zon Jungle Maze” (N) (N) ’ Å zon Jungle Maze” ’ Army Å Chef Ramsay has his work cut out for him when he takes on an (5:30) “Spy Shake It Wizards- Wizards- A.N.T. Farm Phineas and So Random! Shake It Good Luck Wizards- Wizards- A.N.T. Farm DISN 37 21 Kids”››› Up! Å Place Place (N) Å Ferb ’ Å Up! Å Charlie Place Place Å Italian eatery in Eagle Rock, Calif., in “Capri.” Owned by twin brothers, E! 57 25 Khloe E! News (N) Kardashian Kardashian The Soup Fashion Chelsea Lat E! News it’s open only five nights a week (5:00) College Football Boise State at Toledo. SportsCenter (N) (Live) Å Baseball Tonight (N) (Live) Å SportsCenter (N) (Live) Å SportsCenter (N) (Live) Å College ESPN 28 31 and doesn’t serve lunch. The de- (N) (Live) Football cor hasn’t been changed since the ESPN2 27 49 College Football Score NFL Live Å MMA Live World, Poker World, Poker SportCenter 1960s, and it looks as if the place FNC 32 27 Hannity (N) Greta Van Susteren The O’Reilly Factor Hannity Greta Van Susteren The Five Red Eye hasn’t been cleaned since then FOOD 72 50 Iron Chef Diners Diners Diners Diners Diners Diners Heat See. Sugar High Diners Diners Diners either. Oh, and the food stinks. After FX 31 45 Two Men How I Met How I Met How I Met How I Met “X-Men Origins: Wolverine”››‡ (2009, Action) Hugh Jackman. “12 Rounds”› (2009) observing a horrid dinner service, (5:00) “The Verdict”›››‡ “Grand Canyon”››‡ (1991, Drama) Danny Glover, Kevin Kline. A white “Blood Feud”››› (1983, Drama) Robert Blake, Cotter Smith. Jimmy Hoffa and Gordon takes the brothers to a box- FXM 44 (1982) lawyer befriends a black tow-truck driver. Å Robert Kennedy fi ght a decade-long battle. Å ing gym to release their frustrations HGTV 50 43 First Place Hunters Int’l House Hunters Int’l Hunters Int’l Hunters Int’l Hunters Int’l Hunters Int’l Hunters Int’l House Hunters Int’l Hunters Int’l before the makeover starts. HIST 41 34 Marvels How the Earth Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Restoration Restoration Restoration Restoration Modern Marvels Å Pawn Stars 8 p.m. on TOON HLMRK 87 Little House Little House Little House Frasier ’ Frasier Frasier Frasier ’ Frasier ’ Frasier ’ Gold Girls Star Wars: The Clone Wars ION 15 20 Without Without a Trace Å Without a Trace Å Criminal Minds ’ Å Criminal Minds ’ Å Criminal Minds ’ Å Monk Å The Clone Wars rage on in Sea- LIFE 23 29 Mysteries Unsolved Mysteries Reba Å Reba Å Reba Å Reba Å Roseanne’s Roseanne’s Reba Å Reba Å Reba Å son 4, with old enemies emerging, MSNBC 54 44 R. Maddow MSNBC Documentary MSNBC Documentary MSNBC Documentary MSNBC Documentary MSNBC Documentary Doc new alliances forming and battles getting bigger than ever. Tonight’s MTV 26 17 ’70s Show Death Death Jersey Shore ’ Å Jersey Shore ’ Å “Bad Boys”››› (1995, Action) Martin Lawrence, Will Smith. ’ ’ ’ premiere is a one-hour special, NAT GEO 73 4REAL (N) Unlikely Animal Friends Jurassic C.S.I. 4REAL 4REAL Unlikely Animal Friends Dog Whisperer Science which includes the first two epi- NICK 71 39 SpongeBob SpongeBob SpongeBob SpongeBob Bucket Lopez Lopez Friends Friends ’70s Show ’70s Show Lopez sodes of a three-part story arc: OXY 61 “The Notebook”››‡ (2004) Ryan Gosling, Rachel McAdams. Å “The Notebook”››‡ (2004, Romance) Ryan Gosling. Å Ghost Å “Water War” and “Gungan Attack.” Mariners MLB Baseball Texas Rangers at Seattle Mariners. From Safeco Field in Seattle. (N Subject to Mariners The Dan Patrick Show Seahawks MLB Base- The inhabitants of the watery world ROOT 38 99 Pregame Blackout) (Live) Postgame All Access ball of Mon Calamari find themselves SPEED 58 53 NASCAR Racing Trackside At... (N) SP Center Setup NASCAR Racing Camping World Truck Series: Chicago. The 10 on the brink of a civil war, and the SPIKE 69 38 (:40) Gangland “Deadly Blast” Å (7:55) Gangland Å (:10) UFC Unleashed ’ (:25) UFC Unleashed ’ (:39) UFC Unleashed ’ Jedi soon realize that they will need SYFY 43 40 (:00) “House on Haunted Hill”›‡ WWE Friday Night SmackDown! (N) ’ Å Haven (N) Alphas “Blind Spot” Haven the help of a powerful and amphibi- ous ally. The King of Seinfeld ’ Å Seinfeld “The Family Guy Family Guy “The Longest Yard”››‡ (2005, Comedy) Adam Sandler, Chris Rock. Prisoners “The Longest Yard”››‡ TBS 33 10 Queens ’ Susie” “Peterotica” ’ Å train for a football game against the guards. Å (2005) Å 9 p.m. on KPIC “Carry on Nurse”››‡ (1960) Shirley Eaton, “Carry on Teacher”››‡ (1959) Ted Ray, “Carry on Constable”››‡ (1960) Sidney “Corruption”›› (1968, Horror) Peter Cush- CSI: NY TCM 51 26 Å Kenneth Connor. Premiere. Kenneth Connor. Premiere. James, Eric Barker. Premiere. ing, Sue Lloyd. This bucket list has only one TLC 42 41 (:00) LA Ink Four Weddings ’ Å Say Yes Say Yes Say Yes Say Yes Four Weddings (N) Å Say Yes Say Yes Weddings item on it. A near-death experience TNT 36 42 Law Law & Order ’ Law & Order Hit-and-run. “The Rock”››› (1996) Sean Connery, Nicolas Cage. Å “Assault on Precinct 13” leaves Mac (Gary Sinise) deter- TOON 63 33 Justice Generator Ben 10 Ult. Star Wars: Clone Wars King of Hill King of Hill Amer. Dad Amer. Dad Family Guy Family Guy Chicken mined to close his one remaining TRVL 59 48 Weird Ghost Ghost Ghost Adventures Å Ghost Adventures Å Ghost Adventures Å Paranormal Challenge Ghost Adv. unsolved case. Michael Irby (“The Unit”) guest stars as one of the TVLND 53 28 Sanford All-Family All-Family M*A*S*H M*A*S*H “Batman Returns”››‡ (1992) Michael Keaton, Danny DeVito. Premiere. The Nanny suspects in the crime. Sela Ward, (:00) NCIS NCIS “SWAK” Biohazard “Fast & Furious”›› (2009, Action) Vin Diesel, Paul Walker, “Fast & Furious”›› (2009, Action) Vin Diesel, Paul Walker, “Nat’l USA 45 15 ’ Å isolation. ’ Å Michelle Rodriguez. Å Michelle Rodriguez. Å Treasure” Carmine Giovinazzo, Hill Harper and Eddie Cahill also star in “Exit VS. 47 422 Whitetail NFL Turning Point NBC Sports Talk NFL Turning Point Game On! Adv. Sports Adv. Sports Gun It Healthy Hair Strategy.” WE 185 120 Frasier ’ Frasier ’ Frasier ’ Frasier ’ Frasier ’ Frasier ’ Frasier ’ Ghost Whisperer Å “Bridget Jones’s Diary”››› (2001) ’ ’ 9 p.m. on KEZI WGN-A 14 How I Met WGN News at Nine (N) Scrubs Scrubs South Park South Park Funniest Home Videos Funniest Home Videos ’Til Death Karaoke Battle USA (:20) “The Great Outdoors”›› (1988) Dan “8 Mile”››› (2002, Drama) Eminem. A Detroit man tries to “Rumble in the Bronx”››‡ (1995) Jackie “The Big Hit”›› (1998) ENC 642 710 ’ Å ’ Å ’ Å ’ Å And it all comes down to this. In Aykroyd, John Candy. achieve success as a rapper. Chan, Anita Mui. Mark Wahlberg. the season finale, the singers per- Hard Knocks: A Decade of 24/7 May- 24/7 May- 24/7 May- 24/7 May- 24/7 Over- Real Time With Bill Maher Real Time With Bill Maher “Edge of HBO 500 600 ’ Å ’ Å form one last time for judges Carnie NFL Training Camps weather weather weather weather time Live Darkness” Wilson, Brian Scott and Joe Levy, “Talihina Sky: The Story of Kings of Living for 32 (iTV Premiere) Patton Oswalt Finest Hour “Sweet Karma” (2009) Shera Bechard, John “Push”›‡ (2009) Chris Evans. SHO 600 660 ’ Å ’ Å ’ Å ’ Å who will decide which contestant Leon” (2011, Documentary) iTV. (iTV) Tokatlidis. iTV Premiere. iTV. gets to represent the United States “Spy Hard”›› (1996, Comedy) Leslie Nielsen, “Inglourious Basterds”›››‡ (2009, War) Brad Pitt. Jewish-American soldiers (:35) “The Killer Inside Me”››‡ (2010, Crime Drama) at the Karaoke World Champion- TMC 620 690 ’ ’ Å Nicollette Sheridan. seek Nazi scalps in German-occupied France. Casey Affl eck, Kate Hudson. ship in Ireland. Joey Fatone hosts. Page 18, The News-Review Roseburg, Oregon, Currents—Thursday, September 15, 2011 SATURDAY MORNING, SEPTEMBER 17
5:30 6:00 6:30 7:00 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30 10:00 10:30 11:00 11:30 Drain Yoncalla Roseburg Central DC 4,13/CBS (:00) The Early Show (N) ’ Å Doodlebops Doodlebops A Busytown Busytown Danger Rang- Horseland “The Awesome Lucas Oil Off Road Racing From College Foot- 4 8 KPIC “Photo Op” lost puppy. Mysteries ’ Mysteries ’ ers ’ Å Secret” Adventures (EI) San Bernardino, Calif. ball 2011 (N) 4.2/This TV (:00) “The Emperor’s New Clothes”›‡ (1987, Green Screen Busytown World of Rich- World of Rich- Cake “Snack Dance Revolu- “The Ghost Breakers”››› (1940, Suspense) Bob Hope. A high-strung 292 KPIC Fantasy) Sid Caesar, Clive Revill. Å Adventures Mysteries ’ ard Scarry ard Scarry Attack” Å tion! Å man helps an heiress rid her isle of spooks. Å 5/NBC (:00) U.S. Farm Today A man is reunited with his The Magic Babar Babar goes Turbo Dogs ’ Shelldon ’ PGA Tour Golf BMW Championship, Third Round. From Cog Hill Golf & Country Club in Lemont, Ill. (N) ’ (Live) Å 5 5 KOBI Report daughter. (N) ’ Å School Bus fi shing. (EI) Å (EI) Å 8/PBS The This Old Peep and Big Angelina Bal- Cat in the Hat J. Bird’s Blue SciGirls Giant pig Members’ Choice 8 KSYS House Hour Wide World lerina: Next Knows a Lot World puppet. ’ 9/ABC Paid Program Animal Explo- Animal Adven- Good Morning America (N) Å Jack Hanna’s Ocean Myster- College Football Auburn at Clemson. (N) (Live) 9 4 KEZI ration tures Countdown ies 25/MYTV (Off Air) U.S. Farm Report Å Armando Fusion TV Garden Time Homes & Land This Old House Hometime Å Homes & Great P. Allen Smith Paid Program 11 12 KEVU Montelongo TV Å Estates Gardens Kids Time 3ABN Today Central Study Hour The Robe Worship Hour Anchors of Truth New Perceptions 30/IND 21 33/FOX (Off Air) Armando Paid Program Armando The Real Win- Animal Rescue Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Pets.TV ’ (EI) Å Crossfi re World 13 11 KLSR Montelongo Montelongo ning Edge (EI) Å 46/NBC Armando Today A man is reunited with his Turbo Dogs ’ Shelldon ’ The Magic Babar Babar goes PGA Tour Golf BMW Championship, Third Round. From Cog Hill Golf & Country Club in Lemont, Ill. (N) ’ (Live) Å 6 KTCW Montelongo daughter. (N) ’ Å (EI) Å (EI) Å School Bus fi shing. 51/PBS Inside Wash- Signing Time! Sesame Street “The Cookie Touch” Dinosaur Train Cat in the Hat WordGirl Å Viewers’ Choice Popular programs. 7 KOAC ington Å “Eating Time” Last cookie. ’ (EI) Å (DVS) Knows a Lot (DVS) KettleBell TriVita Nopalea Meaningful Biography A female solo artist; Sell This House! Sell This House! Sell This House! Fix This Kitchen Sell This House! Sell This House! Flip This House Rudy gets a tip for a A&E 24 23 Fitness Beauty actress and wife. Å Å Å Å (N) Å Å realtor friend. Å ABC FAM 40 32 Twist Paid Program Paid Program Boy World Boy World Boy World “Can’t Buy Me Love”››‡ (1987) Patrick Dempsey. “Jersey Girl”››‡ (2004) Ben Affl eck. “War-Colossal” The Rifl eman Å The Rifl eman The Rifl eman Å The Rifl eman Å The Rifl eman The Rifl eman Å The Rifl eman The Rifl eman Å “Broken Arrow”››› (1950) James Stewart, Jeff Chandler. A scout forges AMC 68 24 “Mark’s Rifl e” “Gun Shy” “The Confl ict” peace between Apaches and white settlers. Å ANPL 49 47 Handfi shin’ Big Cat Diary Big Cat Diary Wild Russia “Urals” ’ Å The Crocodile Hunter Å Dogs 101 ’ Å It’s Me or the Dog ’ Å Animal Cops ’ Å BRAVO 62 46 Paid Program Housewives/Atl. Housewives/Atl. Housewives/Atl. Housewives/Atl. America’s Next Top Model ’ America’s Next Top Model ’ CNBC 65 Riches! Thin in 30! Paid Program Sexy Face Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program 10 Min Meals! 3 FREE Bras! CNN 35 35 (:00) CNN Saturday Morning Your Bottom CNN Newsroom (N) CNN Newsroom (N) CNN Newsroom (N) Your Money (N) CNN Newsroom (N) COM 64 98 Triverex Paid Program Wealth-Risk Paid Program Fat Loss Entourage ’ Com. Central Com. Central (:33) “Disaster Movie”› (2008, Comedy) Matt Lanter. Å Workaholics CW 12 14 Paid Program TBA TBA Magi-Nation Magi-Nation Sonic X Å Sonic X Å Yu-Gi-Oh! Sonic X Å Dragon Ball Z Dragon Ball Z Tai Chi Chase Yu-Gi-Oh! Oreck Paid Program Meaningful Paid Program Sexy in Min- Life Changing Medicine ’ Å American Chopper: Senior vs. American Chopper: Senior vs. American Chopper: Senior vs. DISC 34 30 ProShield ’ Å Beauty ’ Å utes! Å Junior ’ Å Junior ’ Å Junior “The Settlement” ’ Phineas and Chuggington Å “Beauty and the Beast”›››› (1991) Voices of Paige Mickey Mouse Clubhouse “Space Phineas and Phineas and A.N.T. Farm A.N.T. Farm Å Shake It Up! Å Shake It Up! DISN 37 21 Ferb ’ Å O’Hara, Robby Benson. Å Adventure” Å Ferb ’ Å Ferb ’ Å “philANTropy” “Twist It Up” E! 57 25 KettleBell Fit Healthy Hair Meaningful 20 Most Shocking Unsolved Crimes Fashion The Soup E! News (N) E!: Fatal Teen Triangle (:00) SportsCenter (N) (Live) Å College GameDay From Tallahassee, Fla. (N) (Live) Å College Football Teams To Be Announced. (N) (Live) ESPN 28 31 SportsCenter Å ESPN2 27 49 English Premier League Soccer SportsCenter (N) (Live) Å College Football Teams To Be Announced. (N) (Live) FNC 32 27 (3:00) FOX and Friends Saturday (N) Bulls & Bears Business Forbes/FOX Cashin’ In (N) America’s News HQ America’s News HQ Jour. FOX News FOOD 72 50 Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Tyler Ultimate Big Daddy’s Alex’s Day Off Ingredient Fix Aarti Party (N) Mexican-Easy Cook for Real Down Home Best Dishes Pioneer Wo. FX 31 45 Paid Program Paid Program Thin in 30! Smarter Smarter “Black Hawk Down”›››‡ (2001, War) Josh Hartnett, Ewan McGregor, Tom Sizemore. “The Marine”›‡ (2006) (:00) “The Jackpot”››› (1950, Comedy) James “Holiday for Lovers”››› (1959) Clifton Webb. Boston psychiatrist and “Mr. Hobbs Takes a Vacation”››‡ (1962) James Stewart. A banker and “Dear Brigitte”››› (1965) James FXM 44 Stewart, Barbara Hale. Å wife curb daughters in South America. Å his family vacation at a run-down beach house. Stewart, Fabian. Å HGTV 50 43 Vacations Thin in 30! Paid Program Outdoor Room Curb/Block Run Makeover Property Bro All American Handyman Yard Crashers Yard Crashers Crashers Crashers HIST 41 34 Paid Program Men’s Health Get Rich Now! Heavy Metal Å Rome: Engineering an Empire Å Egypt: Engineering an Empire Engineering feats. Å HLMRK 87 I Love Lucy I Love Lucy I Love Lucy I Love Lucy I Love Lucy I Love Lucy I Love Lucy Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls Frasier Å Frasier Å ION 15 20 Paid Program Paid Program Time-Music International Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program LIFE 23 29 Paid Program Steam Station TriVita Paid Program Paid Program Sexy Face Sexy Face Paid Program Paid Program Forget Diets! Healthy Hair Will & Grace Projct Runway MSNBC 54 44 MSNBC News MSNBC News Live (N) MSNBC News Live (N) MSNBC News Live (N) MSNBC Documentary MSNBC Documentary MSNBC Documentary MTV 26 17 ’70s Show Camp’d Out Sports Camp (N) Awkward. ’ Awkward. ’ The Substitute The Substitute The Substitute Teen Mom Maci and Ryan fi ght over custody. I Was 17 10 on Top (N) NAT GEO 73 MomsSlim Alaska State Troopers Alaska State Troopers Alaska State Troopers Alaska State Troopers Alaska State Troopers Alaska State Troopers NICK 71 39 TBA The Nanny ’ The Nanny ’ Odd Parents Odd Parents Fanboy-Chum SpongeBob SpongeBob SpongeBob SpongeBob T.U.F.F. Puppy T.U.F.F. Puppy The Penguins OXY 61 Paid Program Thin in 30! Paid Program Meaningful Healthy Hair “The Karate Kid Part II”››‡ (1986, Drama) Ralph Macchio. Å “The Karate Kid”››‡ (1984, Drama) Å On the Trail TV North American Babe’s Outdoor North American Bowhunter Seahawks All Huskies All Beavers All Cougars All Seahawks College Football Colorado vs. Colorado State. From ROOT 38 99 Hunter (N) Secrets Whitetail TV (N) Access Access Access Access Press Pass Denver. (N) (Live) SPEED 58 53 Guys Garage Gearz Hot Rod TV The Car Show Trackside At... NASCAR Racing NASCAR Racing SPIKE 69 38 Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Healthy Hair Paid Program Paid Program Wealth-Risk Walker, Texas Ranger “End Run” ’ Å Horsepower Xtreme 4x4 Horsepower SYFY 43 40 The Darkside Paid Program Paid Program Healthy Hair Paid Program Paid Program Wealth-Risk “Sunshine”››› (2007, Science Fiction) Cillian Murphy, Chris Evans. Dragon Wars Married... With Married... With Married... With The Steve The Steve Yes, Dear ’ Å Yes, Dear ’ Å (:10) “Romy and Michele’s High School Reunion”››‡ (1997, (:10) “Private Valentine: Blonde TBS 33 10 Children ’ Children ’ Children ’ Harvey Show Harvey Show Comedy) Mira Sorvino, Lisa Kudrow. Å & Dangerous”› Å “There Goes Tit For Tat Å “The Dragon Murder Case”›› (1934, Mystery) Zorro Rides Zorro Rides “Tarzan and the Trappers”›› (1958, Adventure) “Major Dundee”››› (1965, Western) Charlton Heston, TCM 51 26 My Heart” Warren William, Margaret Lindsay. Again Again Gordon Scott, Eve Brent, Ricki Sorenson. Richard Harris, Jim Hutton. Å TLC 42 41 Paid Program Anderson Zumba Body Thin in 30! ’ Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Moving Up ’ Å Moving Up ’ Å Moving Up “Spaced Out” ’ TNT 36 42 Law & Order Law & Order “Blaze” ’ Law & Order “Hot Pursuit” ’ Law & Order “Deadlock” ’ Law & Order “Misbegotten” Rizzoli & Isles Å The Closer “Fresh Pursuit” TOON 63 33 King of Hill Looney Tunes Looney Tunes Ben 10 Ult. Star Wars: The Clone Wars Beyblade-Metl Pokémon Redakai (N) Bakugan Johnny Test Almost Naked Almost Naked TRVL 59 48 Ck 3x Faster Paid Program Paid Program Scream If You Scream If You Diner Paradise Å Man v. Food Man v. Food Man v. Food Man v. Food Man v Food Man v Food TVLND 53 28 Roseanne ’ 3’s Company 3’s Company The Nanny ’ (:44) The Nanny ’ Å The Nanny ’ The Nanny ’ The Nanny ’ The Nanny ’ The Nanny ’ Extreme Makeover: Home Paid Program Monk “Mr. Monk Is up All Night” 3 FREE Bras! Paid Program Paid Program 6 Week Body NCIS Two mercenaries are found NCIS A showdown with an arms NCIS “Good Cop, Bad Cop” A USA 45 15 Monk has insomnia. Makeover dead. ’ Å dealer. ’ Å Marine’s body surfaces. Å VS. 47 422 Whitetail Hunting TV Whitetail Bucks Real Hunting Winchester World-Beretta Expedition Fishing/Martin College Football (Taped) WE 185 120 Meaningful KettleBell Fit Zumba Body Ghost Whisperer ’ Å Ghost Whisperer ’ Å Ghost Whisperer ’ Å Ghost Whisperer ’ Å Ghost Whisperer ’ Å WGN-A 14 Paid Program In the Heat of the Night Å In the Heat of the Night Å Walker, Texas Ranger “Faith” Walker, Texas Ranger Å MLB Baseball Houston Astros at Chicago Cubs. (N) Å “Showdown in “K-9”››‡ (1989, Comedy) James Belushi, Mel Harris. A narcotics agent and a (7:50) “The Great Outdoors”›› (1988, Comedy) “Daddy Day Care”›› (2003, Comedy) Eddie Murphy, (:05) “Starship Troopers”››› ENC 642 710 Little Tokyo” unique police dog join forces. ’ Å Dan Aykroyd, John Candy. ’ Å Jeff Garlin, Steve Zahn. ’ Å (1997) ’ Å (4:20) “Beverly Fantastic Mr. “A Simple Wish”›› (1997, Fantasy) Martin Short, 24/7 May- 24/7 May- 24/7 May- 24/7 May- 24/7 Overtime (:45) Mel Brooks and Dick (:45) “Me- HBO 500 600 Hills Cop” Fox Mara Wilson, Robert Pastorelli. ’ Å weather/Ortiz weather/Ortiz weather/Ortiz weather/Ortiz Live Cavett Together Again Å gamind”››› ’ (4:30) “The “Play the Game”›‡ (2008) Andy Griffi th, Paul Campbell. iTV. An octoge- Inside the NFL (iTV) ’ Å Inside NASCAR “My Best Friend’s Wedding”››› (1997) Julia (:15) The Love We Make (iTV) SHO 600 660 Good Life” narian and his grandson look for love. ’ Å (iTV) Roberts, Dermot Mulroney. iTV. ’ Å (:40) “Paradise”››‡ (1991, Drama) Melanie Griffi th. A shy boy helps a (:40) “Julius Caesar”››‡ (1970) Charlton Heston. Based on Shakespeare’s (:40) “Houseguest”›‡ (1995) Sinbad, Phil Hartman. A con artist fi nds (:45) “Mostly TMC 620 690 couple mend their troubled relationship. ’ Å play about politics in ancient Rome. Å refuge in the home of a suburban family. ’ Å Martha”››› Roseburg, Oregon, Currents—Thursday, September 15, 2011 The News-Review, Page 19 SATURDAY AFTERNOON, SEPTEMBER 17
12:00 12:30 1:00 1:30 2:00 2:30 3:00 3:30 4:00 4:30 5:00 5:30 6:00 Drain Yoncalla Roseburg Central DC 4,13/CBS College Foot- College Football Tennessee at Florida. (N) (Live) Å Paid Program Laura McKen- Wheel of Jeopardy! Å News (N) Å 4 8 KPIC ball Today (N) zie’s Traveler Fortune Å 4.2/This TV “Munster, Go Home”›› (1966) Fred Gwynne, Yvonne De Carlo. Herman “One, Two, Three”››› (1961, Comedy) James Cagney, Pamela Tiffi n, Horst Buchholz. A cola “Viva Zapata!”›››› (1952) Marlon Brando, Jean Peters. Peasant Emiliano 292 KPIC Munster inherits his British uncle’s estate. Å executive chaperons his boss’s daughter in Germany. Å Zapata becomes Mexico’s president. Å 5/NBC PGA Tour Golf College Football Michigan State at Notre Dame. (N) ’ (Live) Å Willa’s Wild Pearlie The park Chris Matthews The Green News (N) 5 5 KOBI Life (EI) is abuzz. Show Economy 8/PBS (8:30) Mem- Members’ Choice Members’ Choice 8 KSYS bers’ Choice 9/ABC College College Football Regional Coverage. Washington at Nebraska or Texas at UCLA. (N) (Live) College Football Gameday College Football Oklahoma at Florida State. (N) (Live) 9 4 KEZI Football 25/MYTV Armando College Football Missouri State at Oregon. (N) (Live) Word & Spirit New Hope Fellowship From TMZ (N) ’ Å Access Hol- 11 12 KEVU Montelongo Church Calvary Satellite Network. lywood (N) ’ Kenneth Cox Ministries Present 3ABN Today Kids Time GP Worship Hour Kids Time Tiny Tots for Laymen It Is Written Books of the Exalting His 3-ABN on the 30/IND 21 Praise Jesus Ministries Canada Book Word Road 33/FOX Crossfi re World This Week in MLB Baseball Tampa Bay Rays at Boston Red Sox. From Fenway Park in Boston. ’ Å Pony Village Betty Snowden Everybody- The Offi ce ’ Å Two and a Half 13 11 KLSR Baseball (N) Mall Raymond Men ’ 46/NBC PGA Tour Golf College Football Michigan State at Notre Dame. (N) ’ (Live) Å Grey’s Anatomy Hospital staff The Closer The squad has diffi culty Chris Matthews 6 KTCW grieves over George. Å adjusting. Å Show 51/PBS (9:00) Viewers’ Choice Popular programs. Viewers’ Choice Popular programs. 7 KOAC Disaster Guy A home is torn in half The First 48 A couple are gunned The First 48 A man is found dead in The First 48 A man is brutally beaten The First 48 A teenager is murdered. Beyond Scared Straight “Chow- Beyond Scared A&E 24 23 by a tornado. (N) Å down at home. Å a fi eld. Å to death. Å Å chilla” Å ABC FAM 40 32 Jersey Girl “Along Came Polly”›› (2004) Ben Stiller, Jennifer Aniston. “Bruce Almighty”››‡ (2003) Jim Carrey, Morgan Freeman. “Evan Almighty”›› (2007) Steve Carell, Morgan Freeman. “Red Sun”››‡ (1972, Western) Charles Bronson, Ursula Andress, Toshirô Mifune. Outlaw and “Seraphim Falls”››› (2006, Western) Liam Neeson, Pierce Brosnan, Anjelica Huston. A hunter “GoodFellas”›››› (1990, Crime Drama) Robert De AMC 68 24 samurai team up in Old West. Å and four gunmen relentlessly pursue an injured man. Å Niro, Ray Liotta, Joe Pesci. Å ANPL 49 47 Animal Cops ’ Å Tanked ’ Å Tanked ’ Å Tanked “Brett Takes a Dive” Tanked “Be Cool” ’ Å Tanked A Feng Shui tank. ’ Tanked ’ BRAVO 62 46 America’s Next Top Model ’ America’s Next Top Model ’ America’s Next Top Model ’ America’s Next Top Model ’ America’s Next Top Model ’ America’s Next Top Model ’ Top Chef Dsrt CNBC 65 Paid Program Sexy Face Paid Program Paid Program Healthy Hair Paid Program Oreck Vac 3 FREE Bras! Money in Mot. American Greed Till Debt/Part Suze Orman CNN 35 35 CNN Newsroom (N) CNN Newsroom (N) CNN Newsroom (N) Situation Room CNN Newsroom (N) CNN Presents Å Piers Morgan COM 64 98 Workaholics Workaholics Workaholics (:37) “Hot Shots!”››› (1991, Comedy) Charlie Sheen. Å (:39) “Ferris Bueller’s Day Off”››› (1986) Matthew Broderick. Å Scary Movie 4 CW 12 14 Big World Hollywood True Hollywood Story Å “Snake Eyes”›‡ (1998) Nicolas Cage, Gary Sinise. Å “Held Up”› (2000, Comedy) Jamie Foxx, Nia Long. Å ’Til Death ’ Hard Time Alaska Spring Creek County Jail: Oakland America’s Behind Bars “Washington” Spokane I Faked My Own Death ’ Å I Faked My Own Death ’ Å I (Almost) Got Away With It “Got I (Almost) Got DISC 34 30 Correctional Center. ’ fi fth-largest jail. ’ Å County Jail. Å Revenge” ’ Å Away With It Wizards of Wizards of Good Luck Good Luck Shake It Up! Å Shake It Up! A.N.T. Farm Å A.N.T. Farm Å A.N.T. Farm Å A.N.T. Farm A.N.T. Farm Å A.N.T. Farm So Random! DISN 37 21 Waverly Place Waverly Place Charlie Å Charlie Å “Wild It Up” “informANT” “sciANTs fair” “Coco Jones” E! 57 25 E! Special E! Investigates Kardashian Kardashian Kardashian Kardashian Kardashian Kardashian Kardashian Kardashian Football Score- College Football Teams To Be Announced. (N) (Live) Football Score- Football Score- College Football Ohio State at Miami. (N) (Live) ESPN 28 31 board board board ESPN2 27 49 Countdown NASCAR Racing Nationwide Series: Dollar General 300. (N) (Live) College Football Navy at South Carolina. (N) (Live) Football FNC 32 27 Hannity America’s News Headquarters (N) America’s News HQ FOX Report (N) Huckabee (N) Justice Judge FOOD 72 50 Secrets Minute Meals Contessa Giada-Home The Great Food Truck Race Chopped Champions Diners, Drive Diners, Drive Iron Chef America Challenge FX 31 45 (11:00) “The Marine”›‡ “12 Rounds”› (2009, Action) John Cena, Aidan Gillen, Ashley Scott. Two/Half Men Two/Half Men Two/Half Men College Football Syracuse at USC. (N) (Live) (11:00) “Dear Brigitte”››› “Baby’s Day Out”›› (1994, Comedy) Joe Mantegna. A kidnapped infant “Prelude to a Kiss”››‡ (1992) Alec Baldwin. A stranger’s kiss has deep “Only the Lonely”››› (1991, Romance-Comedy) John FXM 44 (1965) James Stewart. Å leads his captors on a wild chase. Å repercussions for two newlyweds. Å Candy, Maureen O’Hara. Å HGTV 50 43 Bath Crashers Bath Crashers Room Cr. Run Makeover Curb/Block Bang, Buck Bang, Buck Color Splash Candice Tells Sarah 101 (N) Design Star Å Great Rooms HIST 41 34 Modern Marvels Butchers. WWII in HD D-Day arrives. WWII in HD “Day of Days” WWII in HD Å WWII in HD Å WWII in HD “Glory and Guts” WWII in HD HLMRK 87 Frasier Å Frasier Å “Love Comes Softly”›› (2003, Drama) Katherine Heigl. Å “Love’s Enduring Promise”››› (2004) Katherine Heigl. “Love’s Long Journey”››› (2005) Å ION 15 20 3 FREE Bras! Paid Program “Dirty Harry”›››‡ (1971) Clint Eastwood. ’ “In the Line of Fire”››› (1993, Suspense) Clint Eastwood, John Malkovich. ’ Monk Å LIFE 23 29 (11:30) Project Runway Å To Be Announced To Be Announced “Stranger in My Bed” (2005) Jamie Luner, Chris Kramer. Å MSNBC 54 44 MSNBC Documentary MSNBC Documentary MSNBC Documentary MSNBC Documentary MSNBC Documentary MSNBC Documentary Documentary MTV 26 17 Awkward. ’ Awkward. ’ Jersey Shore ’ Å Death Valley Death Valley Ridiculous. Ridiculous. Awkward. ’ Awkward. ’ Jersey Shore “Going to Italia” Jersey Shore NAT GEO 73 Alaska State Troopers Alaska State Troopers Alaska State Troopers Alaska State Troopers Lincoln’s Secret Killer? The Conspirator Confederacy NICK 71 39 Power Supah Ninjas SpongeBob SpongeBob SpongeBob SpongeBob Big Time Rush Big Time Rush Victorious ’ Victorious ’ Victorious ’ Victorious ’ iCarly Å OXY 61 (10:30) “The Karate Kid” Å “The Karate Kid Part II”››‡ (1986, Drama) Ralph Macchio. Å “The Karate Kid”››‡ (1984) Ralph Macchio, Noriyuki “Pat” Morita. Å Clueless Å (10:30) College Football Colorado vs. Colorado State. From Denver. (N) Runnin’ With Seahawks All Mariners All Mariners MLB Baseball Texas Rangers at Seattle Mariners. From Safeco Field in Seattle. (N Subject to ROOT 38 99 (Live) the PAC Access Access Pregame (Live) Blackout) (Live) SPEED 58 53 Rolex Sports Car Series Racing Mid-Ohio. From Mid-Ohio Sports Car Course, Lexington. (N) Monster Jam SPEED Center On the Edge NASCAR Racing SPIKE 69 38 (11:59) Trucks! MuscleCar ’ UFC Unleashed ’ UFC Unleashed ’ UFC Unleashed ’ UFC Unleashed ’ UFC Unleashed ’ Unleash SYFY 43 40 (11:25) “Dragon Wars”›‡ (2007, Action) (:24) “Age of the Dragons”›‡ (2011) Danny Glover. Å (:24) “Blade Runner”›››‡ (1982) Harrison Ford, Rutger Hauer. Å Casino Royale (11:10) “Private Valentine: (:10) “Bridget Jones: The Edge of Reason”››‡ (2004) Renée Zellweger, Hugh Grant. Friends ’ Å Friends ’ Å Friends ’ Å Friends ’ Å According to Seinfeld “The TBS 33 10 Blonde & Dangerous”› Å Bridget faces threats to her newfound happiness with Mark. Å Jim ’ Å Stall” Å (10:30) “Major Dundee”››› “No Time for Sergeants”›››‡ (1958, Comedy) Andy Griffi th. A naive (:15) “The Major and the Minor”›››‡ (1942) Ginger Rogers. Major “Mildred Pierce”››› (1945, Drama) Joan Crawford, TCM 51 26 (1965) Charlton Heston. Å Georgian joins the military and creates mayhem. eyes blonde posing as half-fare child on train. Å Jack Carson, Ann Blyth. Å (DVS) TLC 42 41 Moving Up ’ Å Toddlers & Tiaras ’ Å Toddlers & Tiaras ’ Å Toddlers & Tiaras ’ Å Toddlers & Tiaras ’ Å Dateline: Real Life Mysteries Dateline: Real TNT 36 42 Law & Order Hit-and-run. ’ “Fire Down Below”›› (1997, Action) Steven Seagal. Å “Assault on Precinct 13”››› (2005) Ethan Hawke. Å (:15) “The Rock”››› (1996) Sean Connery. TOON 63 33 Looney Tunes Looney Tunes “Scooby-Doo on Zombie Island”› (1998) Wrld, Gumball Wrld, Gumball Johnny Test Johnny Test Johnny Test Regular Show Regular Show Advent. Time TRVL 59 48 Bigfootville Å Creepiest Destinations Most Haunted Å Most Haunted Å Ghost Adventures Å Ghost Adventures Å Ghost Adv. TVLND 53 28 (:08) Extreme Makeover: Home Edition Å Extreme Makeover: Home 3’s Company 3’s Company 3’s Company 3’s Company 3’s Company 3’s Company (:45) Sanford & Son Å NCIS “Bloodbath” Abby becomes the NCIS “Jet Lag” An assassin targets a NCIS “Semper Fidelis” The death of an NCIS Gibbs investigates a colleague’s NCIS “Agent Afl oat” DiNozzo NCIS “Call of Silence” A veteran NCIS Political USA 45 15 target of a stalker. key witness. Å ICE agent. Å murder. ’ Å investigates a suicide. Å confesses to murder. ’ assassination. VS. 47 422 Central College Football Texas Tech at New Mexico. (N) (Live) Central Game On! Bull Riding PBR Springfi eld Invitational. WE 185 120 Ghost Whisperer “Cursed” ’ Ghost Whisperer ’ Å Ghost Whisperer ’ Å Ghost Whisperer ’ Å Ghost Whisperer ’ Å Ghost Whisperer ’ Å Ghost Whisp. WGN-A 14 MLB Baseball Tenth Inning Law & Order: Criminal Intent Law & Order: Criminal Intent The Unit “Off the Meter” ’ Bones ’ Å Amer. Funniest Home Videos Funny Videos (11:05) “Starship Troopers”››› (1997) Casper Van (:20) “Field of Dreams”›››‡ (1989, Fantasy) Kevin (:10) “Austin Powers in Goldmember”››‡ (2002) (:45) “Rumble in the Bronx”››‡ (1995) Jackie Chan. A martial artist ENC 642 710 Dien, Dina Meyer. ’ Å Costner, Amy Madigan. ’ Å Mike Myers, Beyoncé Knowles. ’ Å from Hong Kong takes on thugs and thieves. (11:45) “Megamind”››› (2010, Action) Voices of Flight of the “The Fourth Kind”›‡ (2009, Suspense) Milla Jovovich, (:45) “Vampires Suck”›‡ (2010, Comedy) Matt Lanter, (:15) “Avatar”›››‡ (2009) Sam Worthington, Voice of HBO 500 600 Will Ferrell, Brad Pitt. ’ Å Conchords ’ Will Patton. ’ Å Jenn Proske, Chris Riggi. ’ Å Zoe Saldana. ’ Å (11:15) The Love We Make (iTV) Weeds (iTV) ’ Å The Big C (iTV) Web Therapy Tom Arnold: That’s My Story (:35) “The Tillman Story”›››‡ (2010) Narrated by (:15) “My Best Friend’s Wedding”››› (1997) Julia SHO 600 660 ’ Å (iTV) ’ Å and I’m Sticking to It Å Josh Brolin. iTV. ’ Å Roberts. iTV. ’ Å (11:45) “Mostly Martha”››› (2001) Martina (:35) “Outsourced”››› (2006, Comedy) Josh Hamilton, Ayesha Dharker. (:25) “Across the Line: The Exodus of Charlie “Irresistible”››› (2006, Drama) Susan Sarandon, Sam TMC 620 690 Gedeck. 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Florida 5/NBC The Insider Entertainment Tonight Who Do You Think You Up All Night Free Agents Law & Order: Special News (N) (:29) Saturday Night Live 5 5 enters a new era, with head coach KOBI (N) Å (N) ’ Å Are? “Kim Cattrall” ’ “Pilot” ’ ’ Victims Unit “Bombshell” ’ Å Will Muschamp taking over for Ur- 8/PBS (4:30) Members’ Choice Members’ Choice Nature ’ 8 ban Meyer. With few standouts at KSYS the skill positions, Muschamp is 9/ABC (5:00) College Football Oklahoma at Florida State. (N) (Live) College Steel Dreams The Insider Entertainment Tonight News (N) Å College Entertain- 9 4 counting on playmakers to emerge. KEZI Football (N) Å (N) ’ Å Football ment ’Night Tennessee, meanwhile, is young 25/MYTV Access Hol- The Unit Information about a Bones A death at a rock ‘n’ roll Deadliest Catch An injury on Stargate Universe Dannic Crossfi re World Outreach Paid Pro- 11 12 but has some potent offensive KEVU lywood (N) terrorist attack. fantasy camp. ’ the Cornelia Marie. ’ exiles the group. Å gram weapons in quarterback Tyler Bray 3-ABN on 3-ABN on the Road Windows of Making GP Worship Hour Life on the Edge Generation of Youth for Anchors of and wide receiver Justin Hunter. 30/IND 21 the Road Hope Waves Christ Truth 33/FOX Family Guy Without a Trace A competi- Cops (N) ’ Cops ’ American The Cleve- KVAL News Two and a Fringe Someone from the “other In the Flow 8 p.m. on KOBI KMTX 13 11 ’ Å Å Å Å Å Who Do You Think You Are? KLSR tive eater disappears. (PA) (PA) Dad land Show Half Men side” visits. 46/NBC News Cold Case Rush revisits her fi rst Who Do You Think You Up All Night Free Agents Law & Order: Special News (:29) Saturday Night Live 6 Based mainly on just one part- KTCW crime scene. ’ Are? “Kim Cattrall” ’ “Pilot” ’ ’ Victims Unit “Bombshell” ’ Å ly obscured photograph, actress 51/PBS (5:00) Viewers’ Choice Popular programs. 7 Kim Cattrall (“Sex and the City”) KOAC searches for information about her Beyond Beyond Scared Straight Beyond Scared Straight A Beyond Scared Straight Beyond Scared Straight Å Beyond Scared Straight A Beyond grandfather, who abandoned her A&E 24 23 Å mother and aunt when they were Scared “Lieber” drug-dealing teen. Teens visit the morgue. tough female deputy. Scared ››› ›› young. Her journey turns up few ABC FAM 40 32 “Ever After: A Cinderella Story” (1998) Drew Barrymore. “50 First Dates” (2004) Adam Sandler. “Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story” clues, but they include a 1980 Brit- (5:00) “GoodFellas”›››› (1990) Robert “Defi ance”››‡ (2008, Historical Drama) Daniel Craig, Liev Schreiber, Jamie Bell. Premiere. Three “Top Gun”››› (1986, Adventure) Tom Cruise, AMC 68 24 Å Å ish newspaper article that leads her De Niro, Ray Liotta. brothers wage a personal war against the Nazis. Kelly McGillis. to an unnerving truth and a sense ANPL 49 47 Tanked ’ Bad Dog! ’ Too Cute! ’ Å Too Cute! (N) ’ Bad Dog! (N) ’ Too Cute! ’ Å Too Cute! of connecting more deeply with the BRAVO 62 46 Top Chef Matchmaker Matchmaker “The Break-Up”›› (2006) Vince Vaughn. “The Break-Up”›› (2006) incredibly strong females who went CNBC 65 S. Orman Princess “Nicole” (N) ’ American Greed The Suze Orman Show Princess “Nicole” ’ Cash Flow Wealth Poker before her. CNN 35 35 Piers CNN Newsroom (N) CNN Presents Å Piers Morgan Tonight CNN Newsroom (N) CNN Presents Piers 9 p.m. on KPIC COM 64 98 (5:57) “Scary Movie 4”›› (2006) “Drillbit Taylor”›› (2008) Owen Wilson. Premiere. (:04) “Jackass: Number Two”››‡ (2006) Å Comedy Rst Criminal Minds CW 12 14 King Seinfeld ’ Seinfeld ’ House ’ Å House ’ Å ’70s Show ’70s Show Cheaters ’ Å True Story Rossi and Hotchner (Joe Man- Almost, I (Almost) Got Away With Ten Commandments of the Track Me if You Can ’ Å I Faked My Own Death Track Me if You Can ’ Å I Faked My DISC 34 30 ’ Å ’ Å ’ Å tegna, Thomas Gibson) and the Away It Mafi a (N) Own Death rest of the team pursue two young Shake It Shake It “Wizards of Waverly Place The Good Luck (:40) A.N.T. (:05) A.N.T. Shake It Shake It Phineas and So Random! DISN 37 21 Å Å ››› Å Å Å Å ’ Å lovers (guest stars Jonathan Tucker Up! Up! Movie” (2009) Selena Gomez. Charlie Farm Farm Up! Up! Ferb and Adrianne Palicki) who have E! 57 25 Kardashian Kardashian “I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry”›‡ (2007) Premiere. The Soup Kardashian Chelsea Lat Hollywood embarked on an interstate killing (4:30) College Football (:45) College Football Teams To Be Announced. (N) (Live) (:45) SportsCenter (N) (Live) Å Football ESPN 28 31 spree. Prentiss (Paget Brewster) Ohio State at Miami. (N) Final receives frightening news from ESPN2 27 49 (:15) College Football Utah at BYU. (N) (Live) Score NHRA Drag Racing Baseball Tonight (N) SportCenter her former boss in “The Thirteenth FNC 32 27 Justice Stossel Jour. FOX News Justice With Jeanine Stossel Red Eye (N) Huckabee Step.” Angus Macfadyen guest FOOD 72 50 Challenge Diners Diners Diners Diners Diners Diners Diners Diners Iron Chef America Diners stars; Shemar Moore and Matthew FX 31 45 (5:00) College Football Syracuse at USC. (N) (Live) Two Men “X-Men Origins: Wolverine”››‡ (2009, Action) Hugh Jackman. The League The League Gray Gubler also star. (5:00) “Only “Trapped in Paradise”››‡ (1994) Nicolas Cage. Bank “Only the Lonely”››› (1991, Romance-Comedy) John “Trapped in Paradise”››‡ (1994) Nicolas FXM 44 9 p.m. on ANPL the Lonely” robbers foiled by niceness in Paradise, Pa. Candy, Maureen O’Hara, Ally Sheedy. Å Cage, Jon Lovitz. Å Too Cute! HGTV 50 43 House Hunters Int’l Hunters Int’l HGTV’d (N) High Low Secrets Novogratz Dina’s Party Donna Dec Hunters Int’l Hunters Int’l Secrets This new episode of the light- HIST 41 34 WWII in HD WWII in HD “End Game” “Dirty Harry”›››‡ (1971) Clint Eastwood. Å Top Shot Å Top Shot Å Dirty Harry hearted nature documentary fol- HLMRK 87 Loves Lng “Love Takes Wing” (2009) Cloris Leachman. Å “Love Begins” (2011) Wes Brown. Premiere. Å “Love Begins” (2011) Wes Brown. lows the birth and early months ION 15 20 (:00) Monk Monk ’ Å Monk ’ Å Monk ’ Å Psych ’ Å Psych Pathological liar. Psych ’ of three litters of puppies. With LIFE 23 29 “Enough”›› (2002) Jennifer Lopez, Billy Campbell. Å “The Perfect Roommate” (2011) Boti Bliss. Å “Enough”›› (2002) Jennifer Lopez. amazing cinematography, viewers MSNBC 54 44 Doc MSNBC Documentary MSNBC Documentary MSNBC Documentary MSNBC Documentary Doc will see what it’s like to experience MTV 26 17 Jersey Jersey Shore “Twinning” Jersey Shore ’ Å Jersey Shore ’ Å Jersey Shore ’ Å Jersey Shore ’ Å Still Wait the world through the eyes of these NAT GEO 73 Secret Weapon of the Confederacy The Conspirator Secret Weapon of the Confederacy Air Emergency Emergency adorable newborns in “Puppies.” NICK 71 39 iCarly ’ iCarly “iDo” iCarly ’ iCarly (N) Victorious Ninjas iCarly ’ Friends Friends Friends ’ Friends ’ ’70s Show 9 p.m. on HLMRK OXY 61 (:00) “Clueless”››› (1995) Å “Freaky Friday”››› (2003) Jamie Lee Curtis. “Freaky Friday”››› (2003) Jamie Lee Curtis. Clueless Movie: Love Begins MLB Base- Mariners College Football Oklahoma State at Tulsa. (Joined in Progress) (N) (Live) MLS Soccer D.C. United at Seattle Sounders FC. From CenturyLink Nancy McKeon stars in this initial ROOT 38 99 ball Postgame Field in Seattle. prequel to Janette Oke’s popular SPEED 58 53 Perform. Rolex Sports Car Series Racing Mid-Ohio. Monterey Reunion Speedmakers “Jaguar” Speedma. “Love’s” series. Clark Davis (Wes SPIKE 69 38 Unleash UFC Unleashed ’ UFC Unleashed ’ UFC Fight Night LIve (N) ’ (Live) Å BlueMount Deadliest Warrior Å Brown) is a would-be world traveler SYFY 43 40 (:00) “Casino Royale”››› (2006) Daniel Craig, Eva Green. Å “Quantum of Solace”››‡ (2008) Daniel Craig. Premiere. Alphas “Rosetta” whose wandering ways are curbed Seinfeld ’ Å The King of The King of “Wedding Crashers”››› (2005) Owen Wilson, Vince Vaughn. Partygoers “I Love You, Man”››› (2009, Comedy) Paul Rudd, Jason when a fight conviction lands him TBS 33 10 Queens ’ Queens ’ spend a wild weekend with a politician’s family. Segel, Rashida Jones. Å an unusual sentence: working a “Mildred “Kismet”››‡ (1955) Howard Keel. A Baghdad beggar-poet “All the Brothers Were Valiant”››‡ (1953, Adventure) “Our Very Own”››› (1950, Drama) Ann farm for a pair of sisters. When he’s TCM 51 26 Pierce” helps his daughter woo a caliph. Å Robert Taylor, Stewart Granger. Å Blyth, Jane Wyatt, Donald Cook. injured and older sister Ellen (Julie TLC 42 41 Dateline Dateline: Real Life Myst. Dateline: Real Life Myst. Dateline: Real Life Myst. Dateline: Real Life Myst. Dateline: Real Life Myst. Dateline Mond) nurses him back to health, TNT 36 42 (5:15) “The Rock”››› (1996) Å “The Shawshank Redemption”›››‡ (1994, Drama) Tim Robbins. Å “True Lies”››› (1994, Action) Å he begins questioning his wan- ›››› derlust — until her former fiance TOON 63 33 Adventure “Who Framed Roger Rabbit” (1988) Oblongs King of Hill King of Hill Family Guy Boondocks Boondocks Bleach (N) returns to town. TRVL 59 48 (:00) Ghost Adventures: The Beginning Ghost Adventures Å Ghost Adventures Å Ghost Adventures Å Ghost Adventures Å Ghost Adv. 53 Sanford Sanford All-Family All-Family All-Family Raymond Raymond Raymond Everybody-Raymond Raymond Raymond 10 p.m. on KOBI KMTX TVLND 28 Law & Order: Special Victims (:00) NCIS NCIS “Reunion” The death of a NCIS “Aliyah” Tense reunion. NCIS Agents probe a death on NCIS A Mexican drug cartel NCIS Two mercenaries are found (12:01) USA 45 15 “Shalom” Marine. Å ’ Å Air Force One. seeks revenge. ’ dead. ’ Å NCIS Å Unit VS. 47 422 Bull Riding NFL Turning Point IndyCar Racing Indy Japan 300, Qualifying. (N Same-day Tape) Football Talk Healthy Hair Their investigation into the mur- WE 185 120 Whisperer Ghost Whisperer Å Ghost Whisperer Å Ghost Whisperer Å “Flashdance”››‡ (1983) Jennifer Beals. Å Downsized der of a family man with a not-so- WGN-A 14 Videos WGN News at Nine (N) Scrubs ’ How I Met South Park South Park South Park South Park Funniest Home Videos ’Til Death wholesome hobby has Benson and Stabler (Mariska Hargitay, Christo- (:20) “Daddy Day Care”›› (2003) Eddie “The Blues Brothers”››› (1980, Musical Comedy) John (:15) “Austin Powers in Goldmember”››‡ (2002, “Starship ENC 642 710 pher Meloni) going under cover at Murphy, Jeff Garlin. ’ Å Belushi, Dan Aykroyd. ’ Å Comedy) Mike Myers, Beyoncé Knowles. ’ Å Troopers” a swingers club. There, they meet (5:15) “Avatar”›››‡ (2009) Sam “Hereafter”››‡ (2010) Matt Damon. Premiere. Death touches (:15) True Blood Sookie gains (:15) “Machete”››‡ (2010, Action) Danny HBO 500 600 a popular woman named Cassan- Worthington. ’ Å three people in different ways. ’ valuable allies. ’ Trejo, Robert De Niro. ’ Å dra (guest star Rose McGowan, “My Best “Letters to Juliet”›› (2010) Amanda Seyfried. A young “The Other Woman”›› (2009) Natalie Portman. A grieving “The Penthouse” (2009, Comedy) Rider SHO 600 660 “Charmed”) whose boyfriend (guest Friend’s” woman fi nds an old note to someone’s lover. mother has a diffi cult time with her stepson. Strong, Corey Large. iTV. star Ryan Hurst) has a jealous (5:00) “Irre- (6:55) “Knowing”›› (2009) Nicolas Cage. A note found in a “Trauma”›‡ (1993) Christopher Rydell. A medium’s daughter “Night of the Demons” (2009) Monica TMC 620 690 streak in “Bombshell.” sistible” ’ time capsule predicts disastrous events. and her companion hunt a murderer. Keena, Shannon Elizabeth. Premiere. Roseburg, Oregon, Currents—Thursday, September 15, 2011 The News-Review, Page 21 SUNDAY MORNING, SEPTEMBER 18
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(N) ’ (Live) Å 13 11 KLSR Montelongo Wallace ’ Å 46/NBC Paid Program Paid Program American Today Specialty mannequins. (N) Meet the Press (N) Å Chris Matthews Willa’s Wild Pearlie The park Golf’s Big PGA Tour Golf BMW Championship, 6 KTCW Latino TV Å ’ Å Show Life (EI) is abuzz. Break (N) ’ Final Round. (N) Å 51/PBS Allen Smith’s Betsy’s Kinder- Angelina Bal- Mister Rogers’ Curious George Thomas & Bob the Builder Viewers’ Choice Popular programs. 7 KOAC Garden Home garten lerina: Next Neighborhood ’ (EI) Friends ’ ’ New Math, Paid Program Cash Flow for Celebrity Ghost Stories Å Celebrity Ghost Stories A family The Sopranos “Kaisha” Tony helps The Sopranos Traveling to the The Sopranos Johnny Sack copes A&E 24 23 New Mind Life! spirit; the previous owner. Carmela with her career. Adirondacks. ’ Å with more bad news. ’ ABC FAM 40 32 Thin in 30! eBay Riches! Sunday Mass Boy World Boy World Boy World “Ever After: A Cinderella Story”››› (1998, Romance) Drew Barrymore. “Along Came Polly”›› (3:30) “Taxi Mad Men “Six Month Leave” A disap- Mad Men “The Inheritance” Betty visits Mad Men “The Jet Set” Don makes “Secret Window”››‡ (2004) Johnny Depp, John Turturro. A stranger “GoodFellas”›››› (1990) Robert AMC 68 24 Driver” (1976) pointing pitch. Å her father. Å some new friends. accuses a troubled author of plagiarism. Å De Niro. Å ANPL 49 47 Encounters Most Extreme Most Extreme Weird, True Weird, True Untamed and Uncut ’ Å Dogs 101 ’ Å Dogs 101 ’ Å Wild Kingdom ’ Å BRAVO 62 46 Paid Program Top Chef: Just Desserts Top Chef: Just Desserts Real Housewives/Beverly Housewives/NJ Most Eligible Dallas Most Eligible Dallas CNBC 65 Paid Program Thin in 30! 3 FREE Bras! Paid Program Sexy Face Healthy Hair Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program 3 FREE Bras! Paid Program CNN 35 35 Sunday Morn. 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Å HLMRK 87 I Love Lucy I Love Lucy I Love Lucy I Love Lucy I Love Lucy I Love Lucy I Love Lucy Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls Frasier Å Frasier Å ION 15 20 (:00) Inspiration Today Camp Meeting ’ Turning Point Discovery In Touch W/Charles Stanley Fellowship Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Inspiration Ministry Camp. LIFE 23 29 TriVita Paid Program D. Jeremiah In Touch W/Charles Stanley Hour of Power Å Joel Osteen Paid Program Reba Å Will & Grace “The Perfect Neighbor” Å MSNBC 54 44 MSNBC News MSNBC News Live (N) MSNBC News Live (N) MSNBC News Live (N) MSNBC Documentary MSNBC Documentary MSNBC Documentary MTV 26 17 The Substitute Cuff’d ’ Cuff’d ’ Cuff’d ’ Jersey Shore ’ Å Jersey Shore ’ Å Teen Mom “Taking It Slow” Teen Mom “To Be With You” Teen Mom ’ NAT GEO 73 Save-CarMD Dog Whisperer Inside 9/11: Zero Hour Explorer Explorer “Heroin Crisis” Explorer “Inside LSD” NICK 71 39 TBA The Nanny ’ The Nanny ’ Odd Parents T.U.F.F. Puppy Fanboy-Chum SpongeBob SpongeBob SpongeBob SpongeBob SpongeBob The Fairly OddParents Å OXY 61 Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Meaningful Healthy Hair Daughters Left Behind Daughters of women who are behind bars. Å Clay Target Cash Flow Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Seahawks All SportFishing Hawg Quest (N) The Joy of Fish- Stock Car Downunder LOKAR Car Motorhead ROOT 38 99 Shootout Blueprint Access B.C. (N) ing (N) Series Horsemanship Show (N) Garage TV (N) SPEED 58 53 MotoGP Race Classic Car Performance The 10 SPEED Center NASCAR RaceDay (N) (Live) Big Money Truck U Late Model Dirt Series SPIKE 69 38 Cash Flow Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Fat Loss Auction Auction Auction Xtreme 4x4 Horsepower Trucks! Å SYFY 43 40 Twilight Zone Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Healthy Hair “The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen”›› (2003) Sean Connery. Casino Royale Married... With Married... With Friends ’ Å Friends ’ Å Friends ’ Å “American Wedding”›› (2003) Jason Biggs, Alyson Hannigan. A couple MLB on TBS (N) MLB Baseball Tampa Bay Rays at Boston Red Sox. From TBS 33 10 Children ’ Children ’ prepares to marry, while a friend plans a party. (Live) Fenway Park in Boston. (N) (:00) “Latin Lovers”››‡ (1953) Lana Turner, Ricardo “Convicts Four”››‡ (1963) Ben Gazzara, Vincent Price. A convict becomes “Julius Caesar”›››› (1953) Marlon Brando. Political intrigues lead to (:15) “Suspicion”›››‡ (1941) TCM 51 26 Montalban, John Lund. Å a famous painter during his prison term. Caesar’s downfall in old Rome. Å (DVS) Cary Grant. Å (DVS) TLC 42 41 Sexy-Minutes! Steam Station Paid Program Faith-Dr. Frederick K.C. Price Paid Program Thin in 30! ’ Four Weddings ’ Å Four Weddings ’ Å Four Weddings ’ Å TNT 36 42 Law & Order Law & Order A riot at a rally. Law & Order “Aftershock” ’ Law & Order Å (DVS) Law & Order “Survivor” ’ Law & Order “Slave” ’ Law & Order “Homesick” ’ TOON 63 33 Inuyasha Looney Tunes Looney Tunes Pokémon Dude Destroy Build Hole in Wall Wrld, Gumball Looney Tunes “Codename: Kids Next Door: Operation” Scooby-Doo TRVL 59 48 Be PROACTIV Paid Program Paid Program Border Patrol Border Patrol Bourdain: No Reservations The Wild Within Å Bourdain: No Reservations Conqueror Sand Masters TVLND 53 28 3’s Company 3’s Company 3’s Company The Nanny ’ (:44) The Nanny ’ Å The Nanny ’ The Nanny ’ The Nanny ’ The Nanny The Nanny The Nanny Extrm. Quit Smoking Monk “Mr. Monk Joins a Cult” Monk Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Joel Osteen Å Necessary Roughness “Goal Line” Law & Order: Special Victims Law & Order: Special Victims USA 45 15 Today falls under a spell. Unit “Blinded” ’ Å Unit “Baby Killer” ’ Å VS. 47 422 Territories Primal Instinct H. Parker 3-D Wild Skies North-Alaska Out. Secrets NA Hunter Goin’ Country Ammo FLW Outdoors Bass Fishing Retriever WE 185 120 Meaningful KettleBell Fit Anderson Amazing Wedding Cakes Amazing Wedding Cakes Amazing Wedding Cakes Bridezillas “Tricia & Danyelle” Bridezillas “Tricia & Danni” WGN-A 14 Beyond Today In the Heat of the Night Å In the Heat of the Night Å “Welcome to Mooseport”›› (2004) Gene Hackman. Å Funny Videos Sox Warm-Up MLB Baseball (4:05) “The Blues Brothers”››› (:20) “Austin Powers in Goldmember”››‡ (2002) “Anaconda”› (1997) Jennifer Lopez. A huge snake (:35) “Breaking Away”›››› (1979) Dennis Christopher. Four high-school (:20) “Ca- ENC 642 710 (1980) ’ Å Mike Myers, Beyoncé Knowles. ’ Å stalks a fi lm crew in the Brazilian jungle. graduates ponder their uncertain futures. sino”›››‡ “Sins of My Father”››› (2009) The son of the drug “Ice Age”››› (2002, Comedy) Voices of Ray Romano, “Real Women Have Curves”››› (2002) America 24/7 May- “Cats & Dogs: The Revenge of Kitty Galore”›‡ HBO 500 600 lord connects with victims. John Leguizamo. ’ Å Ferrera, Lupe Ontiveros. ’ Å weather/Ortiz (2010) Voices of James Marsden. “My Best “Gross Anatomy”››‡ (1989) Matthew Modine. iTV. A young man goes to Inside the NFL (iTV) ’ Å Inside NASCAR “Thirst” (2008) Lacey Chabert. Two couples struggle to “The Switch”››‡ (2010) Jennifer SHO 600 660 Friend’s” medical school with a bad attitude. ’ (iTV) survive in the California desert. Aniston. iTV. ’ Å (:45) “Stealing Time”›› (2001, Drama) Peter Facinelli. Fate reunites a “Labyrinth”››‡ (1986, Fantasy) David Bowie, Jennifer (:15) “Newsies”››‡ (1992, Musical) Christian Bale, Robert Duvall, Ann-Margret. A newsboy “The Gold TMC 620 690 group of college friends in Los Angeles. ’ Å Connelly. Premiere. ’ Å leads an 1899 strike against Joseph Pulitzer. ’ Retrievers” ’ Page 22, The News-Review Roseburg, Oregon, Currents—Thursday, September 15, 2011 SUNDAY AFTERNOON, SEPTEMBER 18
12:00 12:30 1:00 1:30 2:00 2:30 3:00 3:30 4:00 4:30 5:00 5:30 6:00 Drain Yoncalla Roseburg Central DC 4,13/CBS (10:00) NFL Football Oakland NFL Football San Diego Chargers at New England Patriots. From Gillette Stadium in Foxboro, Mass. (N) (Live) Å Inside the PAC Awesome Inside Edition Wild About CBS Evening 4 8 KPIC Raiders at Buffalo Bills. (N) Adventures (EI) Weekend (N) Animals Å News/Mitchell 4.2/This TV “Cold Turkey”››› (1971, Comedy) Dick Van Dyke, Pippa Scott. A tobacco “Toys in the Attic”››› (1963) Dean Martin. New Orleans sisters meddle “Mulholland Falls”›› (1996) Nick Nolte, Melanie Griffi th. A cop in Stargate SG-1 292 KPIC tycoon bets town cannot quit smoking. Å with brother and his child bride. Å postwar L.A. searches for his ex-lover’s killer. Å “Dominion” 5/NBC (11:00) PGA Tour Golf BMW Championship, Final Round. From Cog Hill Golf & Country Club in Lemont, Ill. (N) ’ Paid Program Paid Program Football Night in America (N) (:15) NFL Football Philadelphia Eagles at Atlanta 5 5 KOBI (Live) Å ’ (Live) Å Falcons. (N) ’ (Live) Å 8/PBS (11:00) Members’ Choice Members’ Choice Members’ Choice Members’ Choice 8 KSYS 9/ABC Tracy Anderson Paid Program Judge Judy Judge Joe Wipeout New obstacle Kindertarten Wipeout Contestants take on the Extra ’ Å News (N) Å ABC World News (N) Å 9 4 KEZI ’ Å Brown Å Chaos. ’ Å Wipeout Carwash. Å News 25/MYTV Rollin’ on TV Distant Roads Armando Answer to Armando Paid Program The Crook and Chase Show ’ Å New Hope Fellowship From Green Science The Green Ugly Betty ’ Å 11 12 KEVU ’ Å Montelongo Addiction Montelongo Calvary Satellite Network. Oregon Economy Body & Spirit Tiny Tots for 3ABN Today Live The Carter Report Wonderfully Share Him Revelation Insights 3ABN Today 30/IND 21 Dick Nunez. Jesus Made 33/FOX (10:00) NFL Football Regional The OT (N) ’ English Premier League Soccer Manchester United vs. Chelsea. (Taped) Homes and Countdown to the Emmys (N) 63rd Primetime Emmy Awards Honoring excellence 13 11 KLSR Coverage. (N) ’ (Live) Å (Live) Å ’ Å Land TV ’ (Live) Å in TV programming. (N) ’ (Live) Å 46/NBC (11:00) PGA Tour Golf BMW Championship, Final Round. From Cog Hill Golf & Country Club in Lemont, Ill. (N) ’ Paid Program NBC Nightly Football Night in America (N) (:15) NFL Football Philadelphia Eagles at Atlanta 6 KTCW (Live) Å News (N) ’ ’ (Live) Å Falcons. (N) ’ (Live) Å 51/PBS (9:00) Viewers’ Choice Popular programs. Viewers’ Choice Popular programs. 7 KOAC “Enough”›› (2002, Suspense) Jennifer Lopez, Billy Campbell. Premiere. A woman takes her Billy the Exter- Billy the Exter- Billy the Exter- Billy the Exter- Billy the Exter- Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars A&E 24 23 daughter and fl ees her abusive husband. Å minator minator minator minator minator Å Å Å ABC FAM 40 32 (11:00) “Along Came Polly” “Bruce Almighty”››‡ (2003) Jim Carrey, Morgan Freeman. “Evan Almighty”›› (2007) Steve Carell, Morgan Freeman. “Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story”››› (11:00) “GoodFellas”›››› (1990) Robert De Niro. An Irish-Italian hood “Defi ance”››‡ (2008, Historical Drama) Daniel Craig, Liev Schreiber, Jamie Bell. Three brothers wage a personal war “Top Gun”››› (1986, Adventure) Tom Cruise, Kelly AMC 68 24 joins the 1950s New York Mafi a. Å against the Nazis. McGillis, Anthony Edwards. Å ANPL 49 47 Bedbug Apocalypse ’ Å Infested! ’ Å Infested! ’ Å Infested! ’ Å Rat Busters NYC ’ Å Rat Busters NYC ’ Å Rat Busters BRAVO 62 46 The Rachel Zoe Project Å The Rachel Zoe Project Å Flipping Out Å Flipping Out “Reunion” Å The Millionaire Matchmaker The Millionaire Matchmaker Housewives CNBC 65 Healthy Hair Paid Program Riches! Paid Program Healthy Hair Paid Program 10 Min Meals! 3 FREE Bras! Diabetes Life Wall Street “Enron: The Smartest Guys in the Room” CNN 35 35 Your Money (N) CNN Newsroom (N) CNN Newsroom (N) CNN Newsroom (N) CNN Newsroom (N) CNN Presents Å Piers Morgan COM 64 98 (:07) “Ferris Bueller’s Day Off”››› (1986) Matthew Broderick. Å (:24) “Scary Movie 4”›› (2006, Comedy) Anna Faris. Å (:26) “Major League”››‡ (1989) Tom Berenger. Å CW 12 14 Edgemont Edgemont “The Other End of the Line”›› (2008) Shriya Saran. Å “A Knight’s Tale”››‡ (2001, Adventure) Heath Ledger, Mark Addy. Å Smash Cuts Smash Cuts American Chopper: Senior vs. American Chopper: Senior vs. American Chopper: Senior vs. American Chopper: Senior vs. American Chopper: Senior vs. American Chopper: Senior vs. Area 51 Military DISC 34 30 Junior “Offer Denied” Å Junior ’ Å Junior ’ Å Junior “The Settlement” ’ Junior ’ Å Junior “Downsizing” ’ Å base. ’ “16 Wishes”››‡ (2010, Comedy) Debby Ryan, Jean- (:40) Good Luck (:05) Shake It Shake It Up! A.N.T. Farm Phineas and A.N.T. Farm Å A.N.T. Farm A.N.T. Farm Å Good Luck Good Luck DISN 37 21 Luc Bilodeau. Å Charlie Up! Å “Kick it Up” “replicANT” Ferb Å “clarivoyANT” Charlie Å Charlie Å E! 57 25 Kardashian Kardashian Kardashian “I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry”›‡ (2007) Adam Sandler. Countdown to the Red Emmy Awards (11:00) NASCAR Racing Sprint Cup: Geico 400. From Chicagoland Speedway in Joliet, Ill. (N) SportsCenter SportsCenter (N) (Live) Å SportsCenter (N) (Live) Å MLB Baseball St. Louis Cardinals at Philadelphia Phillies. ESPN 28 31 (Live) (N) Å (N Subject to Blackout) (Live) ESPN2 27 49 WNBA Basketball First Round, Game 2: Teams TBA. (N) (Live) WNBA Basketball: First Round, Game 2 -- Lynx at Silver Stars Baseball Tonight (N) Å SportsCenter NHRA Drag Racing FNC 32 27 America’s News HQ America’s News Headquarters (N) Fox News Sunday FOX Report (N) Huckabee (N) Justice Judge FOOD 72 50 Chopped Champions Restaurant: Impossible Diners, Drive Diners, Drive Diners, Drive Diners, Drive Diners, Drive Diners, Drive Cupcake Wars Sugar High FX 31 45 Ex-Girlfriend “Fantastic Four”›› (2005, Action) Ioan Gruffudd, Jessica Alba, Chris Evans. “Spider-Man 3”››‡ (2007, Action) Tobey Maguire, Kirsten Dunst, James Franco. KF Panda (11:30) “The River’s Edge”›› “Quintet”›› (1979, Science Fiction) Paul Newman, Bibi Andersson. Man and “Big Trouble in Little China”››‡ (1986) Kurt Russell. A macho truck driver “Strange Days”››› (1995, Suspense) Ralph Fiennes, FXM 44 (1957) Å wife come to frozen city of future. Å rescues a friend’s kidnapped fi ancee. Å Angela Bassett. Å HGTV 50 43 House Hunters Int’l My First Place My First Place Property Property Get It Sold Get It Sold House Hunters Int’l For Rent ’ For Rent ’ House HIST 41 34 Top Gear Å Top Gear Å Top Gear “Texas” Å Top Gear Å Top Gear “First Cars” Å Top Gear “Death Valley” Top Gear HLMRK 87 Frasier Å Frasier Å “Love Begins” (2011, Drama) Wes Brown, Julie Mond. Å “Love’s Unending Legacy”››› (2007) Erin Cottrell. Å “Love’s Unfolding Dream”› (2007) Å ION 15 20 Inspiration Ministry Camp. “Colors”››› (1988, Crime Drama) Sean Penn, Robert Duvall. ’ “Rudy”››› (1993, Drama) Sean Astin, Ned Beatty, Charles S. Dutton. ’ Monk Å LIFE 23 29 “The Perfect Neighbor” Å “The Perfect Teacher” (2010, Suspense) David Charvet. Å “The Perfect Nanny”›› (2000) Dana Barron. Å “The Perfect Assistant” (2008) Rachel Hunter. MSNBC 54 44 MSNBC Documentary MSNBC Documentary Meet the Press Å MSNBC Documentary MSNBC Documentary MSNBC Documentary Documentary MTV 26 17 Teen Mom ’ Teen Mom ’ Å Teen Mom “Trick or Treat” ’ Teen Mom “Terrible Twos” ’ Teen Mom “Without You” ’ Teen Mom ’ Å Teen Mom ’ Å NAT GEO 73 Drugged: High on Cocaine Drugged: High on Ecstasy Drugged: High on Marijuana Border Wars Drugs, Inc. “Marijuana” Drugs, Inc. “Cocaine” Drugs, Inc. NICK 71 39 Winx Club (N) ’ Å iCarly Å iCarly Å iCarly “iOMG” iCarly Å Victorious ’ Victorious ’ Big Time Rush Big Time Rush SpongeBob SpongeBob SpongeBob OXY 61 Snapped “Jessica McCord” Snapped “Jane Andrews” Snapped “Michelle Michael” Snapped A mother’s 911 call. Snapped “Esther Wadley” Snapped “Karen Grauber” Snapped Mariners All Mariners MLB Baseball Texas Rangers at Seattle Mariners. From Safeco Field in Seattle. (N Subject to Blackout) (Live) Mariners Post- Boys in the Hall MLS Soccer D.C. United at Seattle Sounders FC. From ROOT 38 99 Access (N) Pregame (Live) game (Live) CenturyLink Field in Seattle. SPEED 58 53 Lucas Oil Off Road Racing MotoGP Racing Guys Garage NASCAR Victory Lane (N) The 10 SPEED Center (N) (Live) Wind Tunnel With D. Despain Am. Trucker SPIKE 69 38 MuscleCar ’ Deadliest Warrior ’ Å (:40) Bar Rescue ’ (:43) Bar Rescue “Chumps” ’ Auction Auction Auction Auction Auction SYFY 43 40 (11:30) “Casino Royale”››› (2006, Action) Daniel Craig, Eva Green. Å “Quantum of Solace”››‡ (2008, Action) Daniel Craig, Olga Kurylenko. “Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man” (10:30) MLB Baseball Tampa Bay Rays at Boston Red “American Pie Presents: Band Camp”››› (2005, Comedy) Tad “American Pie 2”››‡ (2001) Jason Biggs. Friends rent a summerhouse on “Wedding Crashers”››› (2005, TBS 33 10 Sox. (N) (Live) Å Hilgenbrinck, Arielle Kebbel, Jason Earles. Å Lake Michigan and chase girls. Comedy) Owen Wilson. (11:15) “Suspicion”›››‡ (1941) “Wait Until Dark”››› (1967) Audrey Hepburn. A blind woman fends off “Sounder”›››› (1972, Drama) Cicely Tyson, Paul Winfi eld. Black share- “Citizen Kane”›››› (1941, Drama) Orson Welles, TCM 51 26 Cary Grant. Å (DVS) intruders looking for a drug-fi lled doll. Å croppers in 1930s Louisiana face a harsh life. Å Joseph Cotten. Å (DVS) TLC 42 41 Four Weddings ’ Å Big Sexy ’ Å Hoarding: Buried Alive Å Hoarding: Buried Alive Å Hoarding: Buried Alive Å Hoarding: Buried Alive Å Hoard-Buried TNT 36 42 “Cinderella Man”›››‡ (2005, Biography) Russell Crowe, Renée Zellweger. Å “A Beautiful Mind”›››‡ (2001, Biography) Russell Crowe, Ed Harris. Å Shawshank R. TOON 63 33 “Scooby-Doo and Monster” Squirrel Squirrel Wrld, Gumball Wrld, Gumball MAD MAD Regular Show Regular Show Advent. Time Advent. Time Who Framed TRVL 59 48 Man v. Food Man v. Food Man v. Food Man v. Food Man v. Food Man v. Food Man v. Food “Miami” Å Man v. Food Man v. Food Man v. Food Man v. Food Man v. Food TVLND 53 28 Extreme Makeover: Home Extreme Makeover: Home Hot, Cleveland Hot, Cleveland Hot, Cleveland Hot, Cleveland Hot, Cleveland Hot, Cleveland Hot, Cleveland (:45) Hot in Cleveland Law & Order: Special Victims Law & Order: Special Victims Law & Order: Special Victims Law & Order: Special Victims Law & Order: Special Victims Law & Order: Special Victims Law & Order: USA 45 15 Unit “Fat” ’ Å Unit “Screwed” ’ Å Unit “Raw” ’ Å Unit “P.C.” ’ Å Unit “Florida” ’ Å Unit “PTSD” ’ Å SVU VS. 47 422 Beach Volleyball (N) (Live) Formula D Pirelli World Challenge Auto Racing (N) Yachting (N) Bull Riding PBR Springfi eld Invitational. (N) WE 185 120 Bridezillas Danni loses it. Bridezillas “Suzy & Nicole” Bridezillas Suzy loses control. Bridezillas “Brittany & Kim” Bridezillas “Kim & Danielle” Bridezillas Å Bridezillas (N) WGN-A 14 MLB Baseball Chicago White Sox at Kansas City Royals. (N) Scrubs Å Scrubs Å Old Christine Old Christine How I Met How I Met How I Met How I Met How I Met (11:20) “Casino”›››‡ (1995, Crime Drama) Robert De Niro, Sharon Stone. A mob employee (:20) “Burglar”›› (1987, Suspense) Whoopi Goldberg, (:05) “Big Trouble in Little China”››‡ (1986) Kurt Russell. A macho truck (5:50) “Parent- ENC 642 710 makes a play for power in 1970s Las Vegas. ’ Å Bob Goldthwait. ’ Å driver rescues a friend’s kidnapped fi ancee. ’ hood” (1989) Real Time With Bill Maher ’ Å “Devil”›› (2010, Horror) Chris Messina, Logan “Just Wright”››‡ (2010) Queen Latifah. A physical (:15) “Torque”›› (2004) Martin Henderson. A drug (:45) “Hereafter”››‡ (2010) Matt HBO 500 600 Marshall-Green, Geoffrey Arend. ’ Å therapist falls in love with her patient. dealer frames a biker for murder. ’ Damon. ’ Å (11:00) “The (:45) “Triggermen”›‡ (2002) Neil Morrissey. iTV Premiere. Two con artists “World’s Greatest Dad”››› (2009) Robin Williams, (:10) “The Hurt Locker”›››‡ (2008) Jeremy Renner, Anthony Mackie. iTV. Members of an elite SHO 600 660 Switch” (2010) pose as hit men amid a band of killers. ’ Alexie Gilmore. iTV. ’ Å bomb squad pull hazardous duty in Iraq. ’ Å (11:20) “The Gold Retrievers” “Children on Their Birthdays”››‡ (2002, Drama) Joe Pichler. A 13-year- (2:50) “Still Bill” (2009) A portrait (:15) “Les Formidables” (2006, Action) Joong-Hoon Park. A lawman and a (:15) “Multiple TMC 620 690 (2009) Steve Guttenberg. ’ old develops his fi rst crush. ’ Å of musician Bill Withers. criminal work together to battle a mutual enemy. Sarcasms” ’ Roseburg, Oregon, Currents—Thursday, September 15, 2011 The News-Review, Page 23 SUNDAY EVENING, SEPTEMBER 18 Don’t Miss 6:30 7:00 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30 10:00 10:30 11:00 11:30 12:00 Drain Yoncalla Roseburg
Central DC 5 p.m. on KLSR 4,13/CBS News (N) Å 60 Minutes (N) ’ Å The Good Wife “Getting The Good Wife “Closing CSI: Miami A plane carrying a News (N) Å Inside the Paid Pro- 63rd Primetime Emmy Awards 4 8 ’ Å ’ Å KPIC Off” Arguments” fugitive crash-lands. PAC gram HBO and New York lead the way 4.2/This TV (:00) Star- Stargate SG-1 “Unending” “Bride of Frankenstein”›››› (1935, Horror) Boris Karloff, Elvira’s Movie Macabre “Untamed Women” (1952) Females “Curse-Face- as television once again honors 292 ’ Å Å ’ Å KPIC gate SG-1 Elsa Lanchester, Colin Clive. on a remote island. less” its best and brightest. HBO holds 5/NBC (5:15) NFL Football Philadelphia Eagles at Atlanta Falcons. News (N) Light Relief Whacked Dateline NBC ’ Å News (N) Whacked Missing ’ 5 5 the record for most nominations KOBI From the Georgia Dome in Atlanta. (N) Therapy Out Sports Out Sports (EI) Å — 104 — while shows filmed in 8/PBS Members’ Members’ Choice Masterpiece Mystery! “Inspector Lewis, Series IV: Wild Justice” Members’ Choice American 8 the Big Apple account for a whop- KSYS Choice A bishop is poisoned. Å (DVS) Masters ’ ping 110 Emmy nominations. Jane 9/ABC News (N) Å America’s Funniest Home Extreme Makeover: Home 20/20 “Wrong Turn: The Kati Kim Story” A family trapped in their News (N) Å WEN Armando 9 4 Lynch (“Glee”) hosts this year’s KEZI Videos Å Edition ’ Å car in winter. ’ Å Healthy Hair Montelongo festivities from the Nokia Theatre in 25/MYTV (:00) Ugly Brothers & Sisters “Owning Bones A death at a rock ‘n’ roll Stargate Universe “Resur- American American According to Old Christine (Off Air) 11 12 Los Angeles. Betty Å It” ’ Å fantasy camp. ’ gence” ’ Å Dad Å Dad Å Jim ’ KEVU 5:15 p.m. on KOBI KMTX (:00) 3ABN Revelation of Jesus Christ Engage Windows of Islam & Prophecy Secrets Unsealed Presents Celebrating Life in Life Discov- NFL Football 30/IND 21 Today Hope Recovery ery Series 33/FOX (5:00) 63rd Primetime Emmy Awards How I Met/ How I Met/ Friends ’ Å Family Guy KVAL News Two and a Two and a Friends ’ Å Old Christine Two teams likely to be playing 13 11 KLSR (N) ’ (Live) Å Mother Mother ’ Å Half Men Half Men into January meet tonight in Atlanta, 46/NBC (5:15) NFL Football Philadelphia Eagles at Atlanta Falcons. KMTR News Grey’s Anatomy Mysterious Dateline NBC ’ Å News The Closer Brenda investigates where Matt Ryan and the Falcons 6 KTCW From the Georgia Dome in Atlanta. (N) 16 military doctor. Å a disappearance. welcome in Michael Vick and the 51/PBS (5:00) Viewers’ Choice Popular programs. Philadelphia Eagles. The Eagles 7 KOAC think they’ve fixed last season’s woeful pass defense by adding Storage Storage Storage Storage Storage Storage Storage Storage Storage Storage Storage (12:01) Stor- A&E 24 23 Å Å Å Å Å Å Å Å Å Å Å cornerbacks Dominique Rodgers- Wars Wars Wars Wars Wars Wars Wars Wars Wars Wars Wars age Wars Cromartie and Nnamdi Asomugha, ABC FAM 40 32 Dodgeball “50 First Dates”›› (2004) Adam Sandler. “Paul Blart: Mall Cop”›› (2009) Kevin James. Funniest Home Videos Joel Osteen and defensive linemen Cullen Jen- (5:00) “Top Gun”››› “U-571”››‡ (2000) Matthew McConaughey, Bill Paxton. Premiere. GIs try to Breaking Bad “Salud” (N) Å (:04) Breaking Bad (12:06) The AMC 68 24 kins and Jason Babin. The Falcons, (1986) Tom Cruise. Å steal an encryption device from a German sub. “Salud” Å Killing ’ meanwhile, were the NFC’s top ANPL 49 47 Rat Busters Rat Busters NYC ’ Tanked ’ River Monsters Hillbilly Handfi shin’ (N) Hillbilly Handfi shin’ ’ Monsters seed in the playoffs last year, but BRAVO 62 46 Housewives Real Housewives/Beverly Housewives/NJ Housewives/NJ Housewives/NJ Housewives/NJ Housewives took a beating from the Green Bay CNBC 65 “Enron: Smartest Guys” Millions 60 Minutes on CNBC American Greed Marijuana USA Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Greed Packers. CNN 35 35 Piers CNN Newsroom (N) CNN Presents Å Piers Morgan Tonight CNN Newsroom (N) CNN Presents Å Piers 9 p.m. on KSYS COM 64 98 Major Lea. “Drillbit Taylor”›› (2008) Owen Wilson. Å Daniel Tosh: Happy (:06) Tosh.0 (:37) Tosh.0 (:08) Tosh.0 (:39) “Major League” Masterpiece Mystery! CW 12 14 Cops Å Heartland “True Enough” “Freedomland”›› (2006) Samuel L. Jackson. Å King ’Til Death Browns Browns Payne Lewis and Hathaway (Kevin (:00) Area Curiosity What will happen if Curiosity Is a global apoca- Killing bin Laden ’ Å Secrets of SEAL Team 6 Curiosity Is a global apoca- Killing bin Whately, Laurence Fox) investigate DISC 34 30 51 Å aliens invade Earth. lypse likely? (N) ’ ’ Å lypse likely? Å Laden ’ the poisoning of a bishop, who Wizards- A.N.T. Farm So Random! Shake It Up! CeCe and Rocky Good Luck A.N.T. Farm Shake It Up! CeCe and Rocky So Random! Good Luck Wizards- they suspect was murdered for her DISN 37 21 Place Å (N) Å go to an audition. Charlie Å go to an audition. ’ Å Charlie Place progressive views. Sian Phillips (“I, E! 57 25 ’11 Primetime Emmy Awards Kardashian Kardashian Kardashian Kardashian Kardashian Kardashian The Soup Chelsea Lat Kardashian Claudius”), Christopher Timothy (5:00) MLB Baseball St. Louis Cardinals at SportsCenter (N) (Live) Å SportsCenter (N) (Live) Å SportsCenter Å and Ronald Pickup also star in ESPN 28 31 Philadelphia Phillies. (Live) the new episode “Inspector Lewis, ESPN2 27 49 NHRA Drag Racing O’Reilly Auto Parts Nationals. NASCAR Now (N) Å Basketball 2011 Eurobasket, Gold-Medal Game. NASCAR Racing Series IV: Wild Justice.” FNC 32 27 Justice Geraldo at Large (N) ’ Huckabee Justice With Jeanine Geraldo at Large Å Fox News Sunday Huckabee 9 p.m. on LIFE FOOD 72 50 Crave Food Truck Race Challenge Food Truck Race Iron Chef America Chopped “Squashed” Food Truck Drop Dead Diva FX 31 45 (:00) “Kung Fu Panda”››› (2008) “Monsters vs. Aliens”››‡ (2009) Hugh Laurie “Monsters vs. Aliens”››‡ (2009) Hugh Laurie Super Ex Nasty, stressed-out brides have (5:00) “Strange Days”››› “Predator 2”›› (1990) Danny Glover. Police offi cers lock “Strange Days”››› (1995) Ralph Fiennes, Angela Bassett. A black marketeer “Naked become the butt of jokes and the FXM 44 (1995) Å horns with a bloodthirsty alien. Å peddles other people’s experiences. Å Lunch” Å subject of at least one reality se- HGTV 50 43 Hunters Int’l Cash & Cari Cash & Cari Holmes Inspection Å All American Handyman House Hunters Int’l Design Star Å Handyman ries, and now it’s a case on Jane’s HIST 41 34 Top Gear Ice Road Truckers Å Ice Road Truckers Å Ice Road Truckers (N) Top Gear Ancient Aliens Å Truckers (Brooke Elliott) plate in the new HLMRK 87 Love “Love Finds a Home”›››› (2009) Patty Duke. “Love Begins” (2011) Wes Brown, Julie Mond. Å Gold Girls Gold Girls Gold Girls episode “Bride-a-Palooza.” She ION 15 20 (:00) Monk Monk ’ Å Monk ’ Å Monk ’ Å Psych “He Dead” Å Psych Tourist attraction. Psych ’ represents one such bridezilla who became an Internet spectacle af- LIFE 23 29 Perfect “The Perfect Roommate” (2011) Boti Bliss. Å Drop Dead Diva (N) Against the Wall (N) Against the Wall Å Drop-Diva Å ter she clawed for a gown amid MSNBC 54 44 Doc MSNBC Documentary MSNBC Documentary MSNBC Documentary MSNBC Documentary Meet the Press Doc a stampede of buyers. Jane and ’ Å ’ Å ’ ’ Å MTV 26 17 Teen Mom Teen Mom “Time Out” Teen Dads (N) Jersey Shore Awkward. Awkward. Teen Mom the woman’s law student husband NAT GEO 73 Drugs, Inc. Border Wars (N) Drugs, Inc. “Cocaine” Drugs, Inc. “Meth” Border Wars Naked Science Egypt (Quinton Aaron) attempt to prove NICK 71 39 iCarly ’ Victorious Bucket My Wife My Wife Nick News George Friends Friends Friends Friends ’70s Show the store was at fault for creat- OXY 61 Snapped Snapped Å Snapped Å Snapped “Sarah Kolb” Snapped “Sarah Kolb” Snapped Å Snapped ing the conditions that led to the MLS Soccer Women’s College Volleyball Utah at Colorado. (Taped) MLB Baseball Texas Rangers at Seattle Mariners. From Safeco Field in Seattle. (Subject to Blackout) Boxing melee. ROOT 38 99 10 p.m. on AMC SPEED 58 53 Trucker Wrecked Car Crazy SPEED Center NASCAR Victory Lane Wind Tunnel w/Despain Late Model Dirt Series Late Model Breaking Bad ’ SPIKE 69 38 Auction Auction Auction Auction Auction Auction Auction Bar Rescue “Bar Fight” (:01) Bar Rescue US Marshl In this new episode, the fam- SYFY 43 40 “Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man” “Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End”››‡ (2007, Action) Johnny Depp. Å “Lost City Raiders”›› ily becomes worried when Walter (5:30) “Wedding Crashers”››› (2005) “Meet the Fockers”››‡ (2004) Robert De Niro, Ben Stiller. (:13) “Meet the Fockers”››‡ (2004, Comedy) Robert De Niro, Ben Stiller, TBS 33 10 (Bryan Cranston) fails to turn up Owen Wilson, Vince Vaughn. Future in-laws clash in Florida. Å Dustin Hoffman. Future in-laws clash in Florida. Å for Walt Jr.’s (RJ Mitte) 16th birth- (5:00) “Citi- (:15) “The Power and the Glory”››› (1933, Drama) “Metropolis”›››› (1927, Science Fiction) Brigitte Helm, Alfred Abel. Silent. An (:45) “Metropolis Re- day celebration. Meantime, Jesse’s TCM 51 26 zen Kane” Spencer Tracy, Colleen Moore. Premiere. industrialist rules a 21st-century city. found” (2010) (Aaron Paul) lab skills are put to TLC 42 41 Hoarding Hoarding: Buried Alive Hoarding: Buried Alive Hoarding: Buried Alive Undercover Boss Å Hoarding: Buried Alive Undercover the test when Mr. White becomes TNT 36 42 (:00) “The Shawshank Redemption”›››‡ (1994, Drama) Å “The Da Vinci Code”››‡ (2006, Mystery) Tom Hanks, Audrey Tautou. Å Da Vinci unavailable. Anna Gunn, Dean Nor- TOON 63 33 (:00) “Who Framed Roger Rabbit” Gumball Looney Delocated Childrens King of Hill Family Guy Family Guy Chicken Metal ris and Betsy Brandt also star in TRVL 59 48 Man, Food Sand M. Sand M. Truck Stp Truck Stp Vegas Insiders (N) Å Jaw-Dropping Rentals ResidenSea Vgs Insdrs “Salud.” TVLND 53 28 Cleveland Cleveland Cleveland Cleveland M*A*S*H M*A*S*H M*A*S*H Raymond Raymond Raymond Everybody-Raymond 10 p.m. on BRAVO Law & Law & Order: Special Law & Order: Special Law & Order: Special Law & Order: Special Law & Order: Special Law & The Real Housewives of New USA 45 15 Order: SVU Victims Unit “Perverted” Victims Unit “Zebras” ’ Victims Unit ’ Å Victims Unit “911” Å Victims Unit “Blinded” Order: SVU Jersey VS. 47 422 Bull Riding IndyCar Racing Indy Japan 300, Qualifying. Bull Riding PBR Springfi eld Invitational. From Springfi eld, Mo. Knife You know what they say about WE 185 120 Bridezillas Big Easy Brides (N) Bridezillas Å Big Easy Brides Å Bridezillas Å Big Easy Brides Å Bridezillas drinking in the hot sun. When the WGN-A 14 How I Met News/Nine Replay Monk Å Monk Å Monk Å “Sorority Boys”› (2002) Å ladies head for a fun getaway to ››› › ›››‡ Punta Cana, everything appears (5:50) “Parenthood” (1989, Comedy) “Anaconda” (1997, Suspense) Jennifer (:35) “Casino” (1995, Crime Drama) Robert De Niro, Sharon Stone. A mob employee to be all margaritas and tanning ENC 642 710 Steve Martin. ’ Å Lopez, Ice Cube. ’ Å makes a play for power in 1970s Las Vegas. ’ Å ››‡ ›››‡ oil until Kathy and Teresa get into (5:45) “Hereafter” (2010) Matt Damon, Boardwalk Empire “The Boardwalk Empire Nucky Boardwalk Empire “A Return “127 Hours” (2010) James Franco, fisticuffs on the beach. Meantime, HBO 500 600 Cécile de France. ’ Å Emerald City” ’ Å shakes up the status quo. to Normalcy” ’ Amber Tamblyn. ’ Å Caroline and Al get a VIP seat “Thirst” (2008, Drama) Lacey Chabert, Tygh Dexter (iTV) Dexter must do Weeds (iTV) The Big C “The Switch”››‡ (2010, Romance-Comedy) Jennifer Aniston, Weeds (iTV) SHO 600 660 ’ ’ Å Å ’ Å ’ Å at Teresa’s fashion show, and the Runyan, Brandon Quinn. iTV. damage control. (iTV) Jason Bateman. iTV. whole gang heads out for a private (:15) “Multiple Sarcasms”›‡ (2010) “The Back-up Plan”›‡ (2010, Romance-Comedy) Jennifer “Kaboom”››› (2010) Thomas Dekker, Haley “Giallo” (2009) Adrien Brody. TMC 620 690 ’ Å ’ Å ’ Å ’ Å cruise in the new episode “Get to Timothy Hutton, Mira Sorvino. Lopez, Alex O’Loughlin. Bennett. the Punta!” Page 24, The News-Review Roseburg, Oregon, Currents—Thursday, September 15, 2011 MONDAY AFTERNOON, SEPTEMBER 19
12:00 12:30 1:00 1:30 2:00 2:30 3:00 3:30 4:00 4:30 5:00 5:30 6:00 Drain Yoncalla Roseburg Central DC 4,13/CBS News (N) Å The Bold and The Talk ’ Å Let’s Make a Deal (N) ’ Å Dr. Phil ’ Å The Dr. Oz Show ’ Å News (N) Å CBS Evening News (N) Å 4 8 KPIC the Beautiful News/Pelley 4.2/This TV “A Rumor of “Smile”››› (1975, Comedy) Bruce Dern, Barbara Feldon, Michael Kidd. This acclaimed satire “Nobody’s Fool”›› (1986) Rosanna Arquette. Cocktail waitress falls for “Jinxed!”›› (1982) Bette Midler. A blackjack dealer and 292 KPIC Angels” Å takes a swipe at beauty pageants. Å troupe technician passing through. Å a singer plot to kill her boyfriend. 5/NBC The Dr. Oz Show ’ Å Days of our Lives (N) ’ Å Law & Order: Criminal Intent The Doctors Å The Dr. Oz Show ’ Å News (N) NBC Nightly News (N) 5 5 KOBI “One” Criminals’ perspectives. News (N) ’ 8/PBS (11:30) Charlie Barney & Clifford the Big Sid the Science Bob the Builder Cat in the Hat WordWorld Å Wild Kratts Arthur ’ (EI) Å WordGirl The Electric Fetch! With Ruff Nightly Busi- 8 KSYS Rose Å Friends Red Dog Kid ’ Knows a Lot (DVS) “Firefl ies” (DVS) Beatrice Bixby. Company Ruffman ness Report 9/ABC All My Children (N) ’ Å One Life to Live (N) ’ Å General Hospital (N) ’ Å Judge Joe Judge Joe Judge Judy (N) Judge Judy (N) News (N) Å ABC World News (N) Å 9 4 KEZI Brown (N) ’ Brown (N) ’ ’ Å ’ Å News 25/MYTV The People’s Court (N) Å Divorce Court Judge Alex (N) Law & Order: Criminal Intent A Law & Order: Criminal Intent TMZ (N) ’ Å Access Hol- Anderson ’ Å The 700 Club Å 11 12 KEVU (N) ’ Å ’ Å high-profi le murder case. ’ “One” Criminals’ perspectives. lywood (N) ’ Action 4 Life Better Life 3ABN Today Tiny Tots for Kids Time It Is Written Å Bible Questions Time Out Variety (In Walking With Health for a Anchors of 30/IND 21 Today Jesus Japanese) Jesus Lifetime Truth 33/FOX The 700 Club Å New Adv./Old How I Met Your Friends ’ Å Armando According to 30 Rock “Pilot” Friends ’ Å Scrubs “Her Story The Offi ce ’ Å Family Guy King of the Hill 13 11 KLSR Christine Mother Montelongo Jim ’ Å ’ Å II” ’ ’ Å ’ Å 46/NBC The Nate Berkus Show ’ Å Days of our Lives (N) ’ Å Swift Justice: Swift Justice: The Doctors Å The Ellen DeGeneres Show (N) KMTR News- News NBC Nightly 6 KTCW Jackie Glass Jackie Glass ’ Å Source at 5pm News (N) ’ 51/PBS Paint This-Jerry Kimchi Charlie Rose (N) ’ Å Barney & Bob the Builder Cat in the Hat Arthur ’ (EI) Å WordGirl Wild Kratts The Electric Fetch! With Ruff This Old House 7 KOAC Chronicles ’ Friends ’ Knows a Lot (DVS) Beatrice Bixby. “Firefl ies” Company Ruffman Å The First 48 Detectives try to break The First 48 Two men are shot in a Dog the Bounty Dog the Bounty CSI: Miami A baby is kidnapped by The Sopranos AJ makes a life-chang- Criminal Minds Perpetrators hunt the The First 48 Å A&E 24 23 the silence. Å hotel room. Å Hunter Hunter a killer. ’ Å ing decision. ’ Å victims. ’ Å ABC FAM 40 32 Still Standing Still Standing 8 Rules Simple Rules My Wife-Kids My Wife-Kids ’70s Show ’70s Show ’70s Show ’70s Show Secret Life of American Teen Lying Game “The Kingdom”››‡ (2007, Action) Jamie Foxx, Chris Cooper, Jennifer Garner. Federal agents “U-571”››‡ (2000, Suspense) Matthew McConaughey, Bill Paxton, Harvey Keitel. GIs try to steal “The Peacemaker”›› (1997, Action) George Clooney, AMC 68 24 seek a terrorist cell in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia. Å an encryption device from a German sub. Nicole Kidman, Marcel Iures. Å ANPL 49 47 Animal Cops Houston (N) ’ Animal Cops Detroit ’ Å Animal Cops Houston Å K-9 Cops ’ Å I Shouldn’t Be Alive ’ Å The Most Extreme ’ Å Monsters BRAVO 62 46 Housewives/OC Housewives/OC Housewives/OC Housewives/OC Housewives/OC Housewives/OC Housewives CNBC 65 Closing Bell (N) ’ Å Closing Bell-Bartiromo Fast Money (N) Mad Money (N) The Kudlow Report (N) Biography on CNBC New Wal-Mart CNN 35 35 CNN Newsroom (N) The Situation Room With Wolf Blitzer (N) John King, USA (N) Anderson Cooper 360 Å Piers Morgan COM 64 98 (:12) Scrubs (:43) “Major League II”›‡ (1994) Charlie Sheen, Tom Berenger. Å Com. Central (:24) Futurama Futurama ’ (:26) Tosh.0 Always Sunny Always Sunny Daily Show CW 12 14 TBA Cops Å Paid Program The Steve Wilkos Show Å Lifechangers Lifechangers Meet, Browns Meet, Browns ’70s Show ’70s Show ’Til Death ’ Biker Build-Off Dawn Norakas takes American Chopper Chopper honors American Chopper “Miller Electric American Chopper “Miller Electric American Chopper Tensions rise Desert Car Kings “Parts and Cash Cab ’ Å DISC 34 30 on Scott Webster. Å the New York Giants. 1” ’ Å 2” ’ Å during a build. ’ Å Restoration” ’ Å Jake and the Jake and the Jake and the Jake and the Phineas and Phineas and Fish Hooks The Suite Life Wizards of Wizards of Phineas and A.N.T. Farm Å Shake It Up! DISN 37 21 Pirates Pirates Pirates Pirates Ferb Å Ferb Å on Deck Waverly Place Waverly Place Ferb Å “Heat It Up” E! 57 25 E! News E!: Fatal Teen Triangle Kourt and Kim Kourt and Kim Kourt and Kim Kourt and Kim Kourt and Kim Kourt and Kim Kourt and Kim Kourt and Kim Kourt and Kim NFL PrimeTime (N) (Live) Å NFL Live (N) (Live) Å Around the Pardon the SportsCenter (N) (Live) Å Monday Night Countdown (N) (Live) Å NFL Football St. Louis Rams at New ESPN 28 31 Horn (N) ’ Interruption (N) York Giants. (Live) ESPN2 27 49 NASCAR Now Numbers Dan Le Batard Rome/Burning SportsNation (N) Å NFL 32 (N) (Live) SportsCenter (N) (Live) Å WNBA Basketball FNC 32 27 Studio B With Shepard Smith Your World With Neil Cavuto The Five (N) Special Report FOX Report/Shepard Smith The O’Reilly Factor (N) Å Hannity (N) FOOD 72 50 Best Dishes Down Home Contessa Giada-Home Minute Meals Ingredient Fix Cook for Real Secrets Minute Meals Giada-Home Contessa Best Dishes Iron Chef FX 31 45 Spider-Man 3 “Superman Returns”›››‡ (2006) Brandon Routh, Kate Bosworth. The Man of Steel faces an old enemy. “Kung Fu Panda”››› (2008) Voices of Jack Black. How I Met (11:30) “Wild on the Beach”›› “Caprice”› (1967, Comedy) Doris Day, Richard Harris, Ray Walston. One “11 Harrowhouse”›› (1974, Comedy) Charles Grodin. A businessman “La Métamorphose des Cloportes”››‡ (1965) Lino FXM 44 (1965) industrial spy falls for another. Å and a socialite perpetrate a jewel heist. Å Ventura, Charles Aznavour. Å HGTV 50 43 House Hunters Int’l House House House House House House House House House House House HIST 41 34 Ax Men “Battle for Survival” Ax Men “Judgement Day” Ax Men “Under Fire” Å Ax Men “Overboard” Å Ax Men “Lock & Load” Å Ax Men “Fallout Zone” Å Ax Men Å HLMRK 87 Petkeeping Petkeeping The Martha Stewart Show The Martha Stewart Show The Waltons “The Waiting” The Waltons Å The Waltons “The Wager” Little House ION 15 20 TriVita Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Ghost Whisperer “Dead Eye” Ghost Whisperer ’ Å Ghost Whisperer ’ Å With’t a Trace LIFE 23 29 How I Met How I Met Desperate Housewives Å Grey’s Anatomy ’ Å Medical Medical Cold Case Files ’ Å Cold Case Files ’ Å TBA MSNBC 54 44 Martin Bashir (N) The Dylan Ratigan Show (N) Hardball With Chris Matthews MSNBC Live (N) Hardball With Chris Matthews The Last Word R. Maddow MTV 26 17 True Life ’ True Life ’ True Life ’ Jersey Shore ’ Å Jersey Shore ’ Å The Substitute The Substitute The Substitute ’70s Show NAT GEO 73 Deadly 60 Deadly 60 Kissinger Extraordinary Henry Kissinger. Inside the State Department Deadly 60 Deadly 60 Drugs, Inc. “Meth” Drugs, Inc. NICK 71 39 Max & Ruby Max & Ruby Go, Diego, Go! ’ Å SpongeBob Fanboy-Chum The Penguins SpongeBob iCarly Å iCarly Å SpongeBob SpongeBob iCarly Å OXY 61 The Bad Girls Club Å The Bad Girls Club Å The Bad Girls Club Å The Bad Girls Club Å The Bad Girls Club Å The Bad Girls Club Å Bad Girls Club Graham Mariners All MLB Baseball Seattle Mariners at Cleveland Indians. From Progressive Field in Cleveland. (N Subject to Blackout) (Live) Mariners Post- The Dan Patrick Show (N) MLS Soccer: Revolution at Timbers ROOT 38 99 Bensinger Access (N) game (Live) SPEED 58 53 Car Crazy On the Edge Barrett-Jackson Spec. Monster Jam NASCAR Race Hub (N) Pass Time Pass Time Monster Jam Pass Time SPIKE 69 38 CSI: Crime Scene Investigat’n CSI: NY “Live or Let Die” ’ CSI: Crime Scene Investigat’n CSI: Crime Scene Investigation “Say Uncle” Å (DVS) 1,000 Ways to Die ’ Ways to Die SYFY 43 40 (11:30) “The Rocketeer”››› (1991) “Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest”››‡ (2006, Action) Johnny Depp. Å “Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End”››‡ (2007) House of Payne Meet the American Dad My Name Is Everybody- Everybody- According to Everybody- Friends ’ Å Friends ’ Å Friends ’ Å Friends ’ Å The King of TBS 33 10 Browns ’ Å Earl ’ Å Raymond Raymond Jim ’ Å Raymond Queens Å (11:30) “Rasputin and the Empress”››› (1932) (:45) “Nicholas and Alexandra”››› (1971, Historical Drama) Michael Jayston, Janet Suzman, Tom Baker. A chronicle of the tumultu- “Dr. Coppelius” (1966) Walter Slezak. A scientist creates TCM 51 26 John Barrymore, Ethel Barrymore. Å ous reign of Russia’s last czar. a captivating mechanical doll. TLC 42 41 What Not to Wear “Natalie” A Baby Story A Baby Story Baby’s First Rm-Multiples What Not to Wear “Jordan” Four Weddings ’ Å Cake Boss ’ Cake Boss ’ LA Ink Å TNT 36 42 Las Vegas ’ Å Las Vegas “The Lie Is Cast” Cold Case “Forever Blue” ’ The Closer “Fantasy Date” Law & Order “Chosen” ’ Law & Order “Mother’s Day” Law & Order TOON 63 33 Looney Tunes ’ Tom & Jerry Garfi eld Show 2 Stupid Dogs Johnny Test Sidekick Almost Naked Advent. Time Regular Show MAD Looney Tunes TRVL 59 48 Tastiest Tastiest Bourdain: No Reservations Bizarre Foods/Zimmern Man v. Food Man v. Food Carnivore Carnivore Bourdain: No Reservations Bourdain TVLND 53 28 Bonanza “The Medal” Bonanza “The Stalker” Bonanza “A Darker Shadow” Bonanza “Dead Wrong” Bonanza “Old Friends” Good Times Jeffersons Sanford & Son Law & Order: Criminal Intent Law & Order: Criminal Intent A Law & Order: Criminal Intent A Law & Order: Criminal Intent A Law & Order: Criminal Intent Law & Order: Special Victims NCIS “Twilight” Å USA 45 15 “Palimpsest” ’ Å dog fi ghting ring. ’ Å real estate agent’s body. ’ funeral director’s murder. ’ “Bright Boy” ’ Å Unit A murdered girl is found. VS. 47 422 College Football Notre Dame at Michigan State. College Football Talk (N) NBC Sports Talk (N) World of Adventure Sports ’ Adv. Sports “Tin Cup”››› (1996) WE 185 120 My Fair Wedding Ghost Whisperer ’ Å Ghost Whisperer ’ Å Charmed “Generation Hex” Charmed “The Torn Identity” Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls WGN-A 14 Walker, Texas Ranger Å Cheers Å Cheers Å Mad Abt. You Mad Abt. You Old Christine Old Christine Amer. Funniest Home Videos 30 Rock ’ 30 Rock ’ 30 Rock ’ (11:05) “Legion”›‡ (2010, Horror) (12:50) “8 Mile”››› (2002, Drama) Eminem, Kim Basinger. A Detroit man (2:50) “The Jerk”››‡ (1979, Comedy) Steve Martin, “Lionheart”›› (1990) Jean-Claude Van Damme. An AWOL legionnaire ENC 642 710 Paul Bettany. ’ Å tries to achieve success as a rapper. ’ Å Bernadette Peters. Å becomes a modern gladiator in New York. ’ Å “Our Family (:45) “Just Married”› (2003) Ashton Kutcher. Two newlyweds have bad “The Sunset Limited” (2011, Drama) Samuel L. Jackson, (:15) “Lottery Ticket”››‡ (2010) Bow Wow, Brandon T. Jackson. A young “Four Christ- HBO 500 600 Wedding” ’ luck while honeymooning in Europe. ’ Å Tommy Lee Jones. ’ Å man wins a multimillion-dollar prize. ’ Å mases”›› (:15) “This Is England”›››› (2006) Thomas Turgoose. iTV. A boy joins a “Drones”››‡ (2010, Comedy) Jonathan M. Woodward, (:40) “A Single Man”››› (2009, Drama) Colin Firth. iTV. A gay man (:25) “Accidents Happen”››‡ SHO 600 660 gang of skinheads in 1980s Britain. ’ Å Angela Bettis. iTV. ’ Å contemplates suicide after his lover’s death. ’ Å (2009) iTV. ’ (11:50) “Tenure”›› (2009) Luke Wilson. A professor (:20) “Space Buddies”›› (2009) (:45) “Motherhood”›‡ (2009) Uma Thurman. A bitter New York mom (:20) “Abandon”›‡ (2002, Suspense) Katie Holmes, “Remember TMC 620 690 tries to derail a rival’s tenure track. Diedrich Bader. ’ Å prepares for her daughter’s birthday. ’ Å Benjamin Bratt. ’ Å Me”›› ’ Roseburg, Oregon, Currents—Thursday, September 15, 2011 The News-Review, Page 25 MONDAY EVENING, SEPTEMBER 19 Don’t Miss 6:30 7:00 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30 10:00 10:30 11:00 11:30 12:00 Drain Yoncalla Roseburg
Central DC 5:30 p.m. on ESPN 4,13/CBS Wheel of Jeopardy! Å Inside Edi- How I Met/ How I Met/ Two and a (:31) 2 Broke Hawaii Five-0 “Ha’i’ole” News (N) Å (:35) Late Show With NFL Football 4 8 ’ ’ Å KPIC Fortune tion (N) Mother Mother Half Men Girls (Season Premiere) (N) David Letterman New Meadowlands Stadium is 4.2/This TV (5:00) “How to Beat the High Cost of Living”›› (1979, “Jinxed!”›› (1982) Bette Midler. A blackjack dealer and a “He Who Must Die”›› (1957, Drama) Jean 292 the scene as two playoff contenders KPIC “Jinxed!” Comedy) Susan Saint James, Jane Curtin. Å singer plot to kill her boyfriend. Å Servais, Melina Mercouri. clash when the St. Louis Rams visit 5/NBC News (N) Entertain- The Insider The Sing-Off (Season Premiere) Eight groups perform together. The Playboy Club “Pilot” News (N) (:35) The Tonight Show 5 5 the New York Giants. The Giants, KOBI ment ’Night (N) Å (N) ’ Å (Series Premiere) (N) ’ With Jay Leno (N) Å led by quarterback Eli Manning, 8/PBS PBS NewsHour (N) ’ Å America’s Antiques Roadshow Antiques Roadshow Ten Nancy Reagan: The Role Charlie Rose (N) ’ Å Democracy 8 hope to make a return to the post- KSYS Heartland “Jackpot!” ’ Å years of treasures. Å of a Lifetime ’ Å Now! season after finishing with a 10-6 9/ABC News (N) Å Entertain- The Insider Dancing With the Stars (Season Premiere) The couples perform (:01) Castle “Rise” (Season News (N) Å (:35) Night- Jimmy Kim- record last year but missing out on 9 4 KEZI ment ’Night (N) Å for the fi rst time. (N Same-day Tape) Premiere) (N) Å line (N) mel Live (N) the playoffs for a second straight 25/MYTV (:00) The Dr. Phil ’ Å The Dr. Oz Show ’ Å Law & Order: Special Law & Order: Special My Name Is Everybody Everybody- year. The Rams, 7-9 in the NFC 11 12 KEVU 700 Club Victims Unit “Payback” Victims Unit ’ Å Earl Å Hates Chris Raymond West in 2010, also narrowly missed Anchors of Anchors of Truth The Carter Report Give Me the Bible 3-ABN on the Road Books of the Battles of Windows of the playoffs. They hope quarterback 30/IND 21 Truth Book Faith Hope Sam Bradford can get them there in 33/FOX The Simp- Two and a Two and a Hell’s Kitchen “4 Chefs Compete; Winner Chosen” The remain- Fox News at (:35) Family (:05) 30 Everybody- American his second season. 13 11 KLSR sons Å Half Men Half Men ing four chefs compete. ’ Å 10 (N) Guy Å Rock Å Raymond Dad “Pilot” 8 p.m. on KOBI KMTX 46/NBC News Big Bang Big Bang The Sing-Off (Season Premiere) Eight groups perform together. The Playboy Club “Pilot” News (:35) The Tonight Show 6 The Sing-Off Theory Theory (N) ’ Å (Series Premiere) (N) ’ With Jay Leno (N) Å KTCW Grammy-nominated singer/song- 51/PBS Nightly PBS NewsHour (N) ’ Å Antiques Roadshow Antiques Roadshow Ten Free or Equal: A Personal Frontline “The Interrogator” PBS News- 7 writer Sara Bareilles might not write Business “Jackpot!” ’ Å years of treasures. Å View by Johan ’ Å Hour Å KOAC you a love song if you ask for it (:00) The The First 48 Two men are shot Hoarders A food hoarder is Hoarders A house has 47 cats Intervention A meth and Intervention A rape victim is (12:01) — but she will join Ben Folds and A&E 24 23 First 48 in a hotel room. also a chef. Å and dogs. Å painkiller addict. Å self-destructing. Å Hoarders Boyz II Men’s Shawn Stockman ABC FAM 40 32 Lying Game The Lying Game The Lying Game (N) “Bring It On”››‡ (2000, Comedy) Kirsten Dunst. The 700 Club Å Whose? as a judge for the third season of (5:00) “The Peacemaker”›› (1997) “No Country for Old Men”›››‡ (2007, Crime Drama) Tommy Lee Jones. A “No Country for Old Men”›››‡ (2007, Crime Drama) NBC’s a cappella singing compe- AMC 68 24 George Clooney, Nicole Kidman. Å hunter fi nds the remains of a drug deal gone bad. Tommy Lee Jones, Javier Bardem. tition, hosted by newlywed Nick ANPL 49 47 Monsters River Monsters I’m Alive ’ Å I’m Alive “Resurrection” I’m Alive “Battlegrounds” I’m Alive ’ Å I’m Alive ’ Lachey. BRAVO 62 46 Housewives Real Housewives/Beverly Real Housewives/Beverly Real Housewives/Beverly Most Eligible Dallas (N) Happens Real Housewives/Beverly 8 p.m. on KEZI CNBC 65 Wal-Mart American Greed Mad Money Biography on CNBC American Greed Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Dancing With the Stars CNN 35 35 Piers Anderson Cooper 360 John King, USA Piers Morgan Tonight Anderson Cooper 360 John King, USA Piers Season 13 of television’s most COM 64 98 Colbert Rep 30 Rock ’ 30 Rock ’ (:09) Tosh.0 (:41) Tosh.0 (:13) Tosh.0 The Roast The Comedy Central Roast (N) Å Comedy Central Roast successful dance competition gets CW 12 14 King Seinfeld Seinfeld H8R ’ Å Ringer “Pilot” ’ Å Cops Å ’Til Death King South Park South Park under way with a two-hour epi- Cash Cab American Chopper: Senior American Chopper: Senior American Chopper: Senior Swamp Swamp American Chopper: Senior Swamp sode that introduces the 12 ce- DISC 34 30 ’ Å vs. Junior ’ Å vs. Junior ’ Å vs. Junior (N) Å Brothers ’ Brothers ’ vs. Junior ’ Å Brothers ’ lebrity contestants: athletes Ron Good Luck Shake It Up! CeCe and Rocky So Random! “Lemonade Mouth” (2011, Musical) Bridgit Mendler. Five Shake It Up! CeCe and Rocky So Random! Wizards- Artest and Hope Solo, actors David DISN 37 21 Charlie go to an audition. ’ Å high-school students form a music group. Å go to an audition. ’ Å Place Arquette and J.R. Martinez, author/ activist Chaz Bono, model/actress E! 57 25 Kourtney E! News (N) Sex-City Sex-City Sex-City Sex-City Fshn Plc-Emmy Chelsea Lat E! News Å Å Å Elisabeth Canalis, reality TV stars (5:30) NFL Football St. Louis Rams at New York Giants. (N SportsCenter (N) (Live) NFL PrimeTime (N) SportsCenter (N) (Live) College Kristen Cavallari and Robert Kar- ESPN 28 31 Subject to Blackout) (Live) Football Å dashian, journalist Nancy Grace, ESPN2 27 49 Basketball WNBA Basketball Baseball Tonight (N) NFL Films NASCAR Now E:60 SportCenter style guru Carson Kressley, talk FNC 32 27 Hannity (N) Greta Van Susteren The O’Reilly Factor Hannity Greta Van Susteren The Five Red Eye show host Ricki Lake, and singer FOOD 72 50 Iron Chef Unwrapped Unwrapped Unwrapped Crave (N) Diners Diners Best Thing Best Thing Challenge Diners Chynna Phillips. ›‡ ›‡ FX 31 45 How I Met Two Men Two Men “Wild Hogs” (2007, Comedy) Tim Allen, John Travolta. “Wild Hogs” (2007) Tim Allen, John Travolta. 8 p.m. on KLSR “Métamor- “La Métamorphose des Cloportes”››‡ (1965, Comedy) “11 Harrowhouse”›› (1974) Charles Grodin. A business- “Only the Strong”› (1993, Drama) Mark Hell’s Kitchen FXM 44 phose” Lino Ventura, Charles Aznavour. Å man and a socialite perpetrate a jewel heist. Dacascos, Stacey Travis. Å Only four chefs are still standing HGTV 50 43 House Hunters Int’l House House Hunters Int’l Showhouse Showdown House Hunters Int’l House Hunters-Esc. Showhouse in the two-hour season finale and Å Å HIST 41 34 Ax Men American Pickers Pawn Stars Pawn Stars American Pickers (N) Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Top Shot Pawn Stars only two of those will go on to face HLMRK 87 Little House Little House on Prairie Little House on Prairie Frasier ’ Frasier ’ Frasier ’ Frasier ’ Frasier ’ Frasier ’ Gold Girls off in a dramatic dinner service that ION 15 20 Without Without a Trace Å Without a Trace Å Criminal Minds ’ Å Criminal Minds ’ Å Criminal Minds ’ Å Monk Å will determine who gets the grand LIFE 23 29 “Fried Green Tomatoes”›››‡ (1991) Kathy Bates. Å “The Bucket List”›› (2007) Jack Nicholson. Å The Protector “Safe” Bucket prize: a culinary position as chef de MSNBC 54 44 R. Maddow The Ed Show The Last Word Rachel Maddow Show The Ed Show Hardball Chris Matthews Last Word cuisine at BLT Steaks in midtown MTV 26 17 ’70s Show Ridiculous. Ridiculous. Jersey Shore ’ Å Fantasy Fantasy Ridiculous. Death Cuff’d (N) Ridiculous. Death Manhattan. It all goes down in the double episode “4 Chefs Compete/ 73 Drugs, Inc. Explorer Drugs, Inc. “Meth” Drugs, Inc. Heroin. Explorer Deadly 60 Deadly 60 Iraq NAT GEO Winner Chosen.” NICK 71 39 Victorious Big Time SpongeBob BrainSurge My Wife George George Friends ’ Friends ’ ’70s Show ’70s Show George 9 p.m. on KPIC OXY 61 Bad Girls The Bad Girls Club The Bad Girls Club The Bad Girls Club (N) Hair Battle Spectacular The Bad Girls Club Bad Girls Two and a Half Men MLS Soccer: Revolution at MLB Baseball Seattle Mariners at Cleveland Indians. From Progressive Field in Cleveland. (Subject The Dan Patrick Show LOKAR Car Motorhead ROOT 38 99 Timbers to Blackout) Show Garage TV Season 8 came to an abrupt SPEED 58 53 Pass Time Car Science Car Science Monster Jam Pass Time Pass Time Car Science Car Science NASCAR Race Hub Lucas Oil end when Charlie Sheen was fired after a very bizarre public squabble SPIKE 69 38 Ways to Die Ways to Die Ways to Die Ways to Die Ways to Die Ways to Die Ways to Die Ways to Die Ways to Die Ways to Die War Ways to Die with creator and executive producer “Pirates of the Caribbean: End” Eureka Warehouse 13 Å Alphas (:01) Eureka ’ Å Warehouse SYFY 43 40 “One Giant Leap” (N) (N) Chuck Lorre. But the show will The King of Seinfeld “The Seinfeld ’ Å Family Guy Family Guy Family Guy Family Guy Family Guy Family Guy Conan (N) Å The Offi ce TBS 33 10 ’ ’ Å ’ Å ’ Å ’ Å ’ Å ’ Å ’ Å go on without Sheen, and with Queens Pie” Ashton Kutcher joining the cast. (:45) “The Red Shoes”›››› (1948, Drama) Moira Shearer, Anton Walbrook. (:15) “Invitation to the Dance”››› (1957, Musical) Gene “The Unfi nished Dance”››‡ (1947) TCM 51 26 Å Expect a big audience for tonight’s A ballerina loves an impresario and her art. Kelly, Igor Youskevitch. Margaret O’Brien, Cyd Charisse. season premiere, “Nice to Meet TLC 42 41 (:00) LA Ink Kate Plus 8 “The Finale” Gypsy Wedding My Big Fat Gypsy Wed Cake Boss: Dear Buddy Gypsy Wedding My Big Fat You, Walden Schmidt,” as both loyal TNT 36 42 Law Law & Order ’ The Closer Å Law & Order “Captive” Law & Order ’ CSI: NY “Cuckoo’s Nest” CSI: NY ’ viewers and the curious want to TOON 63 33 Johnny T Johnny T Gumball Adventure MAD (N) King of Hill King of Hill Amer. Dad Amer. Dad Family Guy Family Guy Chicken see how the show offs the Charlie TRVL 59 48 Bourdain No Reservation No Reservation No Reservation No Reservation No Reservation Bourdain character. TVLND 53 28 Sanford All-Family All-Family M*A*S*H M*A*S*H Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond The Nanny The Nanny Roseanne 9:31 p.m. on KPIC (:00) NCIS NCIS “Kill Ari” Gibbs is NCIS Gibbs exploits Ziva’s WWE Monday Night RAW (N Same-day Tape) ’ Å (:05) “The Bourne Ultimatum”››› (2007) 2 Broke Girls USA 45 15 Å “Twilight” determined to stop Ari. connection to Ari. Matt Damon, Julia Stiles. Max (Kat Dennings) is a street- VS. 47 422 (5:30) “Tin Cup”››› (1996) College Football Talk NBC Sports Talk Bull Riding Prostate wise waitress at a rough New York WE 185 120 Gold Girls Gold Girls Gold Girls Gold Girls Gold Girls Gold Girls Gold Girls Ghost Whisperer Å Little Miss Perfect Å Perfect diner who suffers through cooks WGN-A 14 30 Rock ’ WGN News at Nine (N) 30 Rock ’ Scrubs ’ Scrubs ’ Sunny Sunny Futurama Futurama South Park South Park and customers hitting on her. Her job gets tougher when the din- (:20) “Pee-wee’s Big Adventure”››‡ “8 Mile”››› (2002, Drama) Eminem. A Detroit man tries to “Legion”›‡ (2010, Horror) Paul Bettany, Lucas (:45) “The Jerk”››‡ (1979) ENC 642 710 (1985) Paul Reubens. ’ achieve success as a rapper. ’ Å Black. ’ Å Steve Martin. Å er hires an inept new waitress, ››› Caroline (Beth Behrs), who turns (:00) “Four Christmas- 24/7 May- Real Time With Bill Maher “Public Enemies” (2009) Johnny Depp. G-man Melvin Purvis vows to nab 24/7 May- Don’t Ask, out to be the now homeless trust- HBO 500 600 es”›› (2008) ’ weather ’ Å notorious criminal John Dillinger. ’ Å weather Don’t Tell ››‡ ››‡ fund daughter of a disgraced Ponzi “Accidents “Youth in Revolt” (2009) Michael Cera, “Piranha” (2010, Horror) Elisabeth Shue, Weeds (iTV) The Big C Weeds (iTV) The Big C “Love’s schemer. They soon form a bond SHO 600 660 Happen” Jean Smart. iTV. ’ Å Adam Scott. iTV. ’ Å (N) Å (iTV) (N) ’ ’ Å (iTV) Å Kitchen” and decide to save up $250,000 to (:00) “Remember Me”›› (2010) Robert “Deadline” (2009, Suspense) Brittany Murphy, “Miss Nobody” (2010) Leslie Bibb, Adam “Charlie Valentine” (2009) Raymond J. Barry, TMC 620 690 ’ Å ’ Å ’ Å open a bake shop together in this Pattinson, Emilie de Ravin. Tammy Blanchard. Goldberg. Premiere. Michael Weatherly. new sitcom. Page 26, The News-Review Roseburg, Oregon, Currents—Thursday, September 15, 2011 TUESDAY AFTERNOON, SEPTEMBER 20
12:00 12:30 1:00 1:30 2:00 2:30 3:00 3:30 4:00 4:30 5:00 5:30 6:00 Drain Yoncalla Roseburg Central DC 4,13/CBS News (N) Å The Bold and The Talk ’ Å Let’s Make a Deal (N) ’ Å Dr. Phil ’ Å The Dr. Oz Show ’ Å News (N) Å CBS Evening News (N) Å 4 8 KPIC the Beautiful News/Pelley 4.2/This TV “Carve Her Name With Pride”›› (1958, Docudrama) Virginia McKenna, Paul Scofi eld. “Play Dirty”››‡ (1969, War) Michael Caine, Nigel Davenport, Nigel Green. British captain leads “Cohen and Tate”›› (1988, Suspense) Roy Scheider, 292 KPIC London shopgirl Violette Szabo spies for French underground. Å ex-convict commandos on desert mission. Å Adam Baldwin, Harley Cross. Å 5/NBC The Dr. Oz Show ’ Å Days of our Lives (N) ’ Å Law & Order: Criminal Intent The Doctors Å The Dr. Oz Show ’ Å News (N) NBC Nightly News (N) 5 5 KOBI “Art” ’ Å News (N) ’ 8/PBS (11:30) Charlie Barney & Clifford the Big Sid the Science Bob the Builder Cat in the Hat WordWorld Å Wild Kratts ’ Arthur ’ (EI) Å WordGirl Å The Electric Fetch! With Ruff Nightly Busi- 8 KSYS Rose Å Friends Red Dog Kid ’ Knows a Lot (DVS) (EI) Å (DVS) (DVS) Company Ruffman ness Report 9/ABC All My Children (N) ’ Å One Life to Live (N) ’ Å General Hospital (N) ’ Å Judge Joe Judge Joe Judge Judy (N) Judge Judy (N) News (N) Å ABC World News (N) Å 9 4 KEZI Brown (N) ’ Brown (N) ’ ’ Å ’ Å News 25/MYTV The People’s Court (N) Å Divorce Court Judge Alex (N) Law & Order: Criminal Intent Law & Order: Criminal Intent TMZ (N) ’ Å Access Hol- Anderson ’ Å The 700 Club Å 11 12 KEVU (N) ’ Å ’ Å “Tru Love” ’ Å “Art” ’ Å lywood Å Body & Spirit In Search of 3ABN Today Tiny Tots for Kids Time Kids Time Puppet Parade Knowing God Secrets Unsealed Presents 3ABN Today 30/IND 21 Dick Nunez. Truth Jesus Praise 33/FOX (10:00) The 700 Club Å New Adv./Old Friends ’ Å Frasier Å According to 30 Rock “The Friends ’ Å Scrubs ’ Å The Offi ce ’ Å Family Guy King of the Hill 13 11 KLSR “Thief”››‡ Christine Jim ’ Å Aftermath” ’ ’ Å ’ Å 46/NBC The Nate Berkus Show ’ Å Days of our Lives (N) ’ Å Swift Justice: Swift Justice: The Doctors Å The Ellen DeGeneres Show (N) KMTR News- News NBC Nightly 6 KTCW Jackie Glass Jackie Glass ’ Å Source at 5pm News (N) ’ 51/PBS Best of Sweet Life With Charlie Rose (N) ’ Å Barney & Thomas & Cat in the Hat Arthur ’ (EI) Å WordGirl Å Wild Kratts ’ The Electric Fetch! With Ruff Ask This Old 7 KOAC Scheewe Art Chris Friends Friends ’ Knows a Lot (DVS) (DVS) (EI) Å Company Ruffman House Å The First 48 A young man is robbed Billy the Exter- Billy the Exter- Dog the Bounty Hunter “Easy CSI: Miami A savage killer runs The Sopranos AJ struggles with Criminal Minds Homeless people in The First 48 Å A&E 24 23 and killed. Å minator minator Rider” Å rampant in Miami. Å depression. ’ Å Kansas City. ’ Å ABC FAM 40 32 Still Standing Still Standing 8 Rules 8 Rules My Wife-Kids My Wife-Kids ’70s Show ’70s Show ’70s Show Grounded Life Secret Life of American Teen ’70s Show “The Peacemaker”›› (1997, Action) George Clooney, Nicole Kidman, Marcel Iures. A scientist and a soldier seek “King Arthur”››‡ (2004, Historical Drama) Clive Owen, Keira Knightley, Ioan Gruffudd. Arthur “No Country for Old Men”›››‡ AMC 68 24 stolen nuclear weapons. Å and his knights embark on a rescue mission. (2007) ANPL 49 47 Animal Cops Houston Å Animal Cops Detroit ’ Å Animal Cops Houston Å K-9 Cops “Meet the Elite” ’ I Shouldn’t Be Alive ’ Å The Most Extreme “Psychics” Monsters BRAVO 62 46 Kathy Griffi n:... on Crutches The Rachel Zoe Project Å The Rachel Zoe Project Å The Rachel Zoe Project Å The Rachel Zoe Project Å The Rachel Zoe Project Å Rachel Zoe CNBC 65 Closing Bell (N) ’ Å Closing Bell-Bartiromo Fast Money (N) Mad Money (N) The Kudlow Report (N) Target: Inside the Bullseye CNBC Titans CNN 35 35 CNN Newsroom (N) The Situation Room With Wolf Blitzer (N) John King, USA (N) Anderson Cooper 360 Å Piers Morgan COM 64 98 (11:57) “National Lampoon’s Barely Legal”›‡ (2003) Å (1:59) Scrubs (:29) Scrubs Com. Central (:26) Futurama Futurama ’ (:28) Tosh.0 Always Sunny South Park Daily Show CW 12 14 TBA Cops Å TBA TBA The Steve Wilkos Show Å Lifechangers Lifechangers Meet, Browns Meet, Browns ’70s Show ’70s Show ’Til Death ’ Biker Build-Off Showdown. ’ Å American Chopper “Teutul Triumph American Chopper “Darien Lake American Chopper “Sunoco Bike American Chopper Lowe’s Motor Desert Car Kings Restoring a 1970 Cash Cab ’ Å DISC 34 30 Bike” Triumph bike. Bike” ’ Å 1” ’ Å Speedway. ’ Å Oldsmobile 442. Å Mickey Mouse Special Agent Jungle Junc- Jake and the Phineas and Phineas and Phineas and The Suite Life Wizards of Wizards of Phineas and A.N.T. Farm Å Shake It Up! DISN 37 21 Clubhouse Oso Å tion Å Pirates Ferb Å Ferb Å Ferb Å on Deck Waverly Place Waverly Place Ferb Å “Show It Up” E! 57 25 E! News 15 Hollywood Girls Gone Gor “Titanic”›››› (1997, Drama) Leonardo DiCaprio, Kate Winslet. A woman falls for an artist aboard the ill-fated ship. Emmy Outside/Lines College Foot- NFL Live (N) (Live) Å Around the Pardon the SportsCenter (N) (Live) Å Rise Up (N) 2011 World Series of Poker Main World, Poker ESPN 28 31 First Report ball Live (N) Horn (N) ’ Interruption (N) Event. From Las Vegas. ESPN2 27 49 NASCAR Now Numbers Dan Le Batard Rome/Burning SportsNation (N) Å NFL 32 (N) (Live) NFL Live (N) Å WNBA Basketball FNC 32 27 Studio B With Shepard Smith Your World With Neil Cavuto The Five (N) Special Report FOX Report/Shepard Smith The O’Reilly Factor (N) Å Hannity (N) FOOD 72 50 Best Dishes Down Home Contessa Giada-Home Minute Meals Ingredient Fix Cook for Real Secrets Minute Meals Giada-Home Contessa Best Dishes Iron Chef FX 31 45 (10:30) “The International” “Enemy of the State”››› (1998, Suspense) Will Smith, Gene Hackman, Jon Voight. Two/Half Men Two/Half Men How I Met How I Met How I Met (11:00) “Moving Violation”›› “The Culpepper Cattle Company”›› (1972) Gary Grimes. A teenager “The Boston Strangler”››› (1968) Tony Curtis, Henry Fonda. The “The Star Chamber”››‡ (1983, Drama) Michael FXM 44 (1976, Action) Å comes of age during a diffi cult cattle drive. Å manhunt and capture of the infamous killer. Å Douglas, Hal Holbrook. Å HGTV 50 43 House Hunters Int’l Design/Dime Design/Dime Design/Dime Design/Dime Genevieve Genevieve Bang, Buck Bang, Buck Yard Crashers Yard Crashers Property HIST 41 34 Modern Marvels “Soft Drinks” Modern Marvels Metals. Manson Charles Manson. Å Cults: Dangerous Devotion Cults. Å Marvels HLMRK 87 Petkeeping Petkeeping The Martha Stewart Show The Martha Stewart Show The Waltons “The Spirit” The Waltons Å The Waltons Å Little House ION 15 20 Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program TriVita Paid Program Ghost Whisperer ’ Å Ghost Whisperer ’ Å Ghost Whisperer ’ Å With’t a Trace LIFE 23 29 How I Met How I Met Desperate Housewives Å Grey’s Anatomy ’ Å Medical Medical Cold Case Files ’ Å Cold Case Files ’ Å Mysteries MSNBC 54 44 Martin Bashir (N) The Dylan Ratigan Show (N) Hardball With Chris Matthews MSNBC Live (N) Hardball With Chris Matthews The Last Word R. Maddow MTV 26 17 Teen Mom ’ Teen Mom “The Last Straw” Teen Mom ’ Å Teen Mom “Trick or Treat” ’ Teen Mom “Terrible Twos” ’ Teen Mom “Without You” ’ Teen Mom ’ Å NAT GEO 73 Deadly 60 Deadly 60 Alaska Wing Men Frontier Force “Trailer Tricks” Frontier Force Deadly 60 Deadly 60 Alaska Wing Men Frontier Force NICK 71 39 Max & Ruby Max & Ruby Go, Diego, Go! Dora Explorer SpongeBob Fanboy-Chum The Penguins SpongeBob iCarly Å iCarly Å SpongeBob SpongeBob iCarly Å OXY 61 America’s Next Top Model ’ America’s Next Top Model ’ America’s Next Top Model ’ America’s Next Top Model ’ America’s Next Top Model ’ America’s Next Top Model ’ Bad Girls Club World Poker Graham UEFA Champions League Soccer Manchester City vs. Napoli. (Taped) Timbers in Seahawks All Mariners MLB Baseball Seattle Mariners at Minnesota Twins. From ROOT 38 99 Tour: Season Bensinger 30 (N) Access (N) Pregame (Live) Target Field in Minneapolis. (Live) SPEED 58 53 Classic Car Chop-Rebuild Barrett-Jackson Spec. Monster Jam NASCAR Race Hub (N) Pass Time Pass Time My Ride Rules My Ride Rules Dumbest Stuff SPIKE 69 38 CSI: Crime Scene Investigat’n CSI: NY ’ Å CSI: Crime Scene Investigat’n CSI: Crime Scene Investigat’n CSI: Crime Scene Investigat’n Auction Auction Auction SYFY 43 40 Destination Destination Truth ’ Å Destination Truth ’ Å Destination Truth ’ Å Destination Truth ’ Å “The Road Warrior”›››‡ (1981, Action) Mel Gibson. House of Payne Meet the American Dad My Name Is Everybody- Everybody- According to Everybody- Friends ’ Å Friends ’ Å Friends ’ Å Friends ’ Å The King of TBS 33 10 Browns ’ Å Earl ’ Å Raymond Raymond Jim ’ Å Raymond Queens Å (11:15) “Lady L”››‡ (1965) (:15) “Operation Crossbow”››› (1965, War) Sophia Loren. A British (:15) “Ghosts -- Italian Style”›› (1969) Sophia Loren. A couple convert “Lust for Life”›››› (1956) Kirk Douglas. Van Gogh TCM 51 26 Sophia Loren. Å commando and his team pinpoint a Nazi rocket base. a haunted mansion into a boardinghouse. meets Gauguin. Å (DVS) TLC 42 41 What Not to Wear ’ Å A Baby Story A Baby Story Baby’s First Rm-Multiples What Not to Wear “Azi” ’ What Not to Wear “Becky” ’ What Not to Wear “Heather” Not to Wear TNT 36 42 Las Vegas “Whale of a Time” Las Vegas ’ Å Cold Case ’ Å The Closer “You Are Here” Law & Order “Seer” ’ Law & Order “Excalibur” ’ Law & Order TOON 63 33 Looney Tunes ’ Looney Tunes Tom & Jerry Garfi eld Show 2 Stupid Dogs Johnny Test Sidekick Almost Naked Advent. Time Regular Show Wrld, Gumball Wrld, Gumball TRVL 59 48 Tastiest Tastiest Bourdain: No Reservations Bizarre Foods/Zimmern Man v. Food Man v. Food Carnivore Carnivore Bourdain: No Reservations Bizarre Foods TVLND 53 28 Bonanza “A Darker Shadow” Bonanza “Dead Wrong” Bonanza “Old Friends” Bonanza Bonanza “A Rose for Lotta” Good Times Jeffersons Sanford & Son Law & Order: Special Victims Law & Order: Special Victims Law & Order: Special Victims Law & Order: Special Victims Law & Order: Special Victims Law & Order: Special Victims Law & Order: USA 45 15 Unit “Mother” ’ Å Unit “Loss” ’ Å Unit “Serendipity” ’ Å Unit Boy is abducted. Å Unit “Choice” ’ Å Unit “Abomination” ’ Å SVU VS. 47 422 Whitetail Real Hunting Goin’ Country In-Sideout WEC WrekCage Å NBC Sports Talk (N) (Live) World of Adventure Sports ’ Minor League Baseball (N) (Live) WE 185 120 Downsized Å Ghost Whisperer ’ Å Ghost Whisperer ’ Å Charmed ’ Å Charmed ’ Å Downsized Å Downsized (N) WGN-A 14 MLB Baseball Cheers Å Cheers Å Mad Abt. You Mad Abt. You Old Christine Old Christine Amer. Funniest Home Videos 30 Rock ’ 30 Rock ’ How I Met (10:50) “Heartbreak Ridge”››‡ (:05) “Last Man Standing”›› (1996) Bruce Willis. A stranger sparks a (2:50) “Zombieland”››› (2009, Comedy) Woody (:20) “Addicted to Love”›› (1997) Meg Ryan, Mat- (:10) “Dumb ENC 642 710 (1986) ’ Å war between rival gangs of bootleggers. ’ Å Harrelson, Jesse Eisenberg. ’ Å thew Broderick. ’ Å and Dumber” Little Fockers The Strange History of Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell The “Nanny McPhee Returns”››‡ (2010) Emma Thompson. A nanny uses “Megamind”››› (2010, Action) Voices of Will Ferrell, (:45) “Hereafter”››‡ (2010) Matt HBO 500 600 legacy of gays in the military. ’ Å magic to teach mischievous children a lesson. ’ Brad Pitt, Tina Fey. ’ Å Damon. ’ Å (:15) “Femme Fatale”››‡ (1991) Colin Firth. iTV. A man tracks his missing “Two Lovers”››› (2008) Joaquin Phoenix. iTV. A man juggles relationships “Marigold”›› (2007) Ali Larter, Salman Khan. iTV. A snooty American “Before and SHO 600 660 bride in the L.A. underground. ’ Å with two vastly different women. ’ Å actress falls under Bollywood’s spell. ’ Å After”›› (11:10) “Mostly Martha”››› “Extreme Ops”› (2002) Devon Sawa. A fi lm crew Black Film- “I Sell the Dead”››› (2008, Horror) Dominic (:25) “Believers”›› (2007, Horror) Johnny Messner, (:10) TMC 620 690 (2001) Martina Gedeck. eludes terrorists in the Austrian Alps. maker Monaghan, Larry Fessenden. ’ Å Jon Huertas, Elizabeth Bogush. “Smile”›› Roseburg, Oregon, Currents—Thursday, September 15, 2011 The News-Review, Page 27 TUESDAY EVENING, SEPTEMBER 20 Don’t Miss 6:30 7:00 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30 10:00 10:30 11:00 11:30 12:00 Drain Yoncalla Roseburg
Central DC 8 p.m. on KOBI KMTX 4,13/CBS Wheel of Jeopardy! Inside Edi- NCIS Tony searches for answers. NCIS: Los Angeles “Lange, Unforgettable “Pilot” (Series News (N) Å (:35) Late Show With The Biggest Loser 4 8 Å ’ Å ’ Å ’ KPIC Fortune (N) (N) tion (N) (DVS) H.” Premiere) (N) David Letterman (N) Look for a shake-up in the trainer 4.2/This TV “Cohen and “American Buffalo”››‡ (1996, Drama) Dustin Hoffman, “Cohen and Tate”›› (1988, Suspense) Roy Scheider, Adam “This World, Then the Fireworks”››› 292 ranks. Jillian Michaels has moved KPIC Tate”›› Dennis Franz, Sean Nelson. Å Baldwin, Harley Cross. Å (1997) Billy Zane. Å on to other personal and profes- 5/NBC News (N) Entertain- The Insider The Biggest Loser (Season Premiere) Each team chooses one of Parenthood Kristina worries News (N) (:35) The Tonight Show 5 5 sional ventures, making room for KOBI ment ’Night (N) Å three trainers. (N) ’ Å about Max’s school. With Jay Leno (N) Å comely tennis star Anna Kourniko- 8/PBS PBS NewsHour (N) ’ Å Immense History Detectives (N) ’ Å “Forgotten Ellis Island” Frontline Charlie Company’s Charlie Rose (N) ’ Å Democracy 8 va to join the team. Executive pro- KSYS Possibilities (2008, Documentary) 3rd Platoon. Å Now! ducer Todd Lubin told New York 9/ABC News (N) Å Entertain- The Insider Dancing With the Stars Dancing With the Stars (N (:01) Body of Proof “Love News (N) Å (:35) Night- Jimmy Kim- Magazine that the new season will 9 4 KEZI ment ’Night (N) Å “Meet the Cast” (N) ’ Same-day Tape) Å Thy Neighbor” ’ Å line (N) mel Live (N) also be “getting slightly away from 25/MYTV (:00) The Dr. Phil ’ Å The Dr. Oz Show ’ Å Are You Are You Don’t Forget Don’t Forget My Name Is Everybody Everybody- just the tape measure and getting 11 12 KEVU 700 Club Smarter? Smarter? Lyrics! Lyrics! Earl Å Hates Chris Raymond into overall well-being and health.” (:00) 3ABN Gospel Journeys ’n Revelation Insights Making Variety Heavens- Exalting His ASI Video Bible Rx Life-Recov- 30/IND 21 8 p.m. on KLSR Today Outreach Journals Waves View Word Magazine ery Glee 33/FOX The Simp- Two and a Two and a Glee The glee club kids tackle a New Girl Raising Fox News at (:35) Family (:05) 30 Everybody- American 13 11 Returning from a startling and KLSR sons Å Half Men Half Men new project. ’ “Pilot” ’ Hope Å 10 (N) Guy Å Rock Å Raymond Dad Å dispiriting loss at Nationals, the kids 46/NBC News Big Bang Big Bang The Biggest Loser (Season Premiere) Each team chooses one of Parenthood Kristina worries News (:35) The Tonight Show 6 Theory Theory three trainers. (N) ’ Å about Max’s school. With Jay Leno (N) Å of New Directions return to the mun- KTCW dane world of McKinley High feeling 51/PBS Nightly PBS NewsHour (N) ’ Å History Detectives (N) ’ Å Oregon Priceless Frontline “The Interrogator” In the Life In the Life PBS News- 7 at a loss, so it falls to Will (Matthew Business Experience Antiques ’ Å ’ Å “Gaycation” Hour Å KOAC Morrison) to find a way to get them (:00) The Billy the Ex- Billy the Ex- Billy the Ex- Billy the Ex- Billy the Ex- Billy the Ex- Billy the Ex- Billy the Ex- Billy the Ex- Billy the Ex- Billy the Ex- motivated. Meanwhile, on the Dark A&E 24 23 First 48 terminator terminator terminator terminator terminator terminator terminator terminator terminator terminator terminator Side, Sue Sylvester (Emmy winner ABC FAM 40 32 “Bring It On”››‡ (2000, Comedy) Kirsten Dunst. “The Princess Diaries”››‡ (2001, Comedy) Julie Andrews. The 700 Club Å Whose? Jane Lynch) starts her bid for a U.S. (5:30) “No Country for Old Men”›››‡ “We Were Soldiers”›››‡ (2002, War) Mel Gibson, Madeleine Stowe, Greg Kinnear. Outnum- “We Were Soldiers”›››‡ (2002) Mel congressional seat in the new epi- AMC 68 24 (2007) Javier Bardem bered U.S. troops battle the North Vietnamese. Å Gibson, Madeleine Stowe. Å sode “The Purple Piano Project.” ANPL 49 47 Monsters River Monsters River Monsters Human Planet “Deserts” Human Planet ’ Å Human Planet “Deserts” Planet 9 p.m. on KLSR BRAVO 62 46 Rachel Zoe The Rachel Zoe Project Housewives/NJ Kathy Griffi n: Pants Off The Rachel Zoe Project The Rachel Zoe Project Griffi n New Girl CNBC 65 Titans American Greed Mad Money CNBC Titans American Greed Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. In this new sitcom, after she catch- CNN 35 35 Piers Anderson Cooper 360 John King, USA Piers Morgan Tonight Anderson Cooper 360 John King, USA Piers es her boyfriend cheating on her, COM 64 98 Colbert Rep 30 Rock ’ 30 Rock ’ Daniel Tosh: Completely Tosh.0 Tosh.0 Tosh.0 Work. Daily Show Colbert Rep Tosh.0 Jess (Zooey Deschanel) becomes CW 12 14 King Seinfeld Seinfeld 90210 “Rush Hour” (N) Ringer (N) ’ Å Cops Å ’Til Death King South Park South Park the roommate of three guys: bar- Cash Cab Dirty Jobs “Sponge Diver” Auction Auction Auction Auction Auction Auction Auction Auction Auction tender Nick (Jake Johnson), social/ DISC 34 30 ’ Å ’ Å Kings Å Kings Å Kings (N) Kings Å Kings Å Kings Å Kings Å Kings Å Kings Å corporate ladder climber Schmidt Good Luck Wizards- A.N.T. Farm Phineas and “Phineas and Ferb: The Movie: Across Wizards- A.N.T. Farm Phineas and Fish Hooks Wizards- (Max Greenfield) and personal DISN 37 21 Charlie Place Å Ferb the 2nd Dimension” (2011) Place Å Ferb Place trainer Coach (Damon Wayans Jr.). But the guys aren’t quite prepared E! 57 25 Emmy E! News (N) Sex-City Sex-City Kardashian Kardashian Kardashian Kardashian Chelsea Lat E! News Å Å Å Å Å to have a female in their midst, and World, Baseball Tonight (N) (Live) SportsCenter (N) (Live) Baseball Tonight (N) (Live) SportsCenter (N) (Live) SportsCenter (N) (Live) College likewise, Jess doesn’t understand ESPN 28 31 Poker Football Å Å men and why they act the way they ESPN2 27 49 Basketball SportsNation Rise Up (N) NFL Live World, Poker World, Poker Football do. It doesn’t take long before Jess FNC 32 27 Hannity (N) Greta Van Susteren The O’Reilly Factor Hannity Greta Van Susteren The Five Red Eye and the guys are like family. FOOD 72 50 Iron Chef Cupcake Wars Cupcake Wars Chopped “Go for It!” Chopped Champions (N) Chopped “Rattle & Roll” Chopped 9 p.m. on CW ››› FX 31 45 How I Met Two Men Two Men “Taken” (2008) Liam Neeson, Maggie Grace. Sons of Anarchy (N) Sons of Anarchy Anarchy Ringer “The Star “Only the Strong”› (1993) Mark Dacascos. Martial-arts “The Chase”›› (1994) Charlie Sheen. An escaped con and his “The Incident”››› (1967, Drama) Tony FXM 44 Chamber” master teaches tough kids “capoeira.” Å obliging hostage head for Mexico. Å Musante, Martin Sheen. Å Bridget’s (Sarah Michelle Gellar) old life starts to catch up with her as HGTV 50 43 Property Hunters Int’l House House For Rent (N) Property Unsellables House Hunters Int’l House Hunters: Urban Property Agent Machado (Nestor Carbonell) HIST 41 34 Marvels Modern Marvels Metals. To Be Announced Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Top Shot “Tricked Out” Top Shot “Tricked Out” TBA decides to stay in New York to learn HLMRK 87 Little House Little House on Prairie Little House on Prairie Frasier ’ Frasier ’ Frasier ’ Frasier ’ Frasier ’ Frasier ’ Gold Girls more about Siobhan’s private life. ION 15 20 Without Without a Trace Å Without a Trace Å Criminal Minds ’ Å Criminal Minds Å Criminal Minds ’ Å Monk Å As her lies mount, Bridget confides LIFE 23 29 Mysteries Unsolved Mysteries American Pickers Å American Pickers Å Picker Picker Picker Sisters Å Pickers in Malcolm (Mike Colter), thus put- MSNBC 54 44 R. Maddow The Ed Show The Last Word Rachel Maddow Show The Ed Show Hardball Chris Matthews Last Word ting him at risk, too. Andrew (Ioan MTV 26 17 Teen Mom ’ Å Teen Mom ’ Å Teen Mom “Time Out” ’ Å Teen Mom “Finale” (Season Finale) (N) Awkward. Teen Mom Gruffudd) throws a further wrench into Bridget’s plans when he and NAT GEO 73 Frontier Frontier Force (N) Alaska Wing Men Frontier Force Frontier Force Deadly 60 Deadly 60 Armor Car ’ ’ Olivia (Jaime Murray) throw a party NICK 71 39 Victorious Big Time SpongeBob BrainSurge My Wife George George Friends Friends ’70s Show ’70s Show George to attract new clients in the new epi- OXY 61 Bad Girls The Bad Girls Club “Something New”›› (2006) Sanaa Lathan. Å “Something New”›› (2006) Sanaa Lathan. Å Queens sode “She’s Ruining Everything.” (5:00) MLB Baseball Seattle Mariners at Mariners MLB Baseball Seattle Mariners at Minnesota Twins. From Target Field in Minneapolis. (Subject to The Dan Patrick Show ROOT 38 99 Minnesota Twins. (Live) Postgame Blackout) 9:30 p.m. on KLSR Raising Hope SPEED 58 53 Dumbest Nissan GT Academy (N) My Ride My Ride Dumbest Dumbest Nissan GT Academy NASCAR Race Hub MotoGP As the second season of the SPIKE 69 38 Auction Auction (:42) Auction Hunters ’ Auction Auction Auction Auction Auction UFC Count Repo Auction Emmy-nominated sitcom opens, “The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen”›› “Hostel Part II”›› Alphas Stargate SYFY 43 40 (2003, Fantasy) (2007, Horror) Lauren German. Jimmy (Lucas Neff) is stunned when The King of Seinfeld Å Seinfeld Å Big Bang Big Bang Big Bang Big Bang Big Bang Big Bang Conan (N) Å The Offi ce TBS 33 10 ’ ’ Å an old home video of himself reveals Queens Theory Theory Theory Theory Theory Theory that, at 13, he was a musical prodigy (5:00) “Lust (:15) “Paths of Glory”›››› (1957, War) Kirk Douglas, “Last Train From Gun Hill”››› (1959, (:45) “The Devil’s Disciple”››‡ (1959) Burt “Town TCM 51 26 Å Å with a bright career until — don’t you for Life” Ralph Meeker, Adolphe Menjou. Western) Kirk Douglas. Lancaster, Kirk Douglas. Without” hate it when this happens to you? TLC 42 41 Not to Wear What Not to Wear “Noel” What Not to Wear Å What Not to Wear “Jill” Hair Alaska Hair Alaska What Not to Wear Å Not to Wear — he was rendered talentless by a TNT 36 42 Law Law & Order ’ Law & Order “Bling” ’ Law & Order ’ Law & Order ’ CSI: NY ’ Å CSI: NY ’ golf putter accident. Unbowed, he TOON 63 33 Johnny T Squirrel Looney Looney Gumball King of Hill King of Hill Amer. Dad Amer. Dad Family Guy Family Guy Chicken turns to his family to help recover his TRVL 59 48 Bizarre Bizarre Foods/Zimmern Glamping Å Legends of the Parks (N) Bizarre Foods/Zimmern Bizarre Foods/Zimmern Lgnd-Prks gifts in the new episode “Prodigy.” TVLND 53 28 All-Family All-Family All-Family M*A*S*H M*A*S*H Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond Roseanne Roseanne Roseanne 10 p.m. on KPIC Law & Law & Order: Special Law & Order: Special Law & Order: Special Law & Order: Special Necessary Roughness Law & Unforgettable USA 45 15 ’ ’ Å ’ Order: SVU Victims Unit “Goliath” Victims Unit Victims Unit “Outsider” Victims Unit “Burned” “Goal Line” Order: SVU Poppy Montgomery stars in this VS. 47 422 (5:00) Minor League Baseball (N) (Live) Sports Talk World Extreme Cagefi ghting Sports Talk Heads-Up Poker Paint Zoom new crime drama as a former Syra- WE 185 120 Downsized Downsized Å Downsized Å Downsized Å Ghost Whisperer Å Downsized Å Downsized cuse, N.Y., cop who remembers every WGN-A 14 How I Met WGN News at Nine (N) 30 Rock ’ Scrubs ’ Scrubs ’ Sunny Sunny Futurama Futurama South Park South Park moment of her life — a boon to her career on the force. But the agony of (:10) “Dumb and Dumber”››‡ (1994, “Anger Management”›› (2003, Comedy) Adam Sandler, (9:50) “Zombieland”››› (2009, Comedy) (:20) “Navy SEALS”››‡ ENC 642 710 Comedy) Jim Carrey. ’ Å Jack Nicholson, Marisa Tomei. ’ Å Woody Harrelson. ’ Å (1990) the single day she can’t recall — that ››‡ ››› of her sister’s murder — and a failed (5:45) “Hereafter” (2010) Matt Damon, The Strange History of Don’t Ask, Don’t 24/7 May- REAL Sports With Bryant (:15) “Unstoppable” (2010) Denzel relationship with fellow detective Al HBO 500 600 Cécile de France. ’ Å Tell ’ Å weather Gumbel (N) ’ Å Washington, Chris Pine. ’ Å ›› ’ Å Burns (Dylan Walsh) led her to bolt (:00) “Before and After” (1996) Meryl Living for 32 (iTV) Weeds (iTV) The Big C Weeds (iTV) The Big C Web Web Therapy “Hate for the Bronx. When a death outside SHO 600 660 Streep, Liam Neeson. iTV. ’ ’ Å (iTV) Å ’ Å (iTV) Å Therapy Å (iTV) ’ Valentine” her apartment building reunites her (:10) “Smile”›› (2005, Drama) Mika “Skin”››› (2008) Sophie Okonedo. A woman endures “Saving God” (2008, Drama) Ving Rhames, (:45) “Pitch Black”››‡ TMC 620 690 ’ Å ’ Å ’ Å ’ with Burns, she considers returning Boorem, Luoyong Wang. discrimination due to her appearance. Dean McDermott. (2000) to a life of crime-busting. Page 28, The News-Review Roseburg, Oregon, Currents—Thursday, September 15, 2011 WEDNESDAY AFTERNOON, SEPTEMBER 21
12:00 12:30 1:00 1:30 2:00 2:30 3:00 3:30 4:00 4:30 5:00 5:30 6:00 Drain Yoncalla Roseburg Central DC 4,13/CBS News (N) Å The Bold and The Talk ’ Å Let’s Make a Deal (N) ’ Å Dr. Phil ’ Å The Dr. Oz Show ’ Å News (N) Å CBS Evening News (N) Å 4 8 KPIC the Beautiful News/Pelley 4.2/This TV (10:30) “Win- “The Border”›› (1979, Crime Drama) Telly Savalas. Border patrolman deals “Stagecoach”›› (1966, Western) Ann-Margret, Alex Cord, Bing Crosby. Passengers brave “Viva Zapata!”›››› (1952, Biography) Marlon 292 KPIC terhawk” Å personally with smuggler of Mexicans. Å Indians and outlaws on a long journey. Å Brando, Jean Peters. Å 5/NBC The Dr. Oz Show ’ Å Days of our Lives (N) ’ Å Law & Order: Criminal Intent The Doctors Å The Dr. Oz Show ’ Å News (N) NBC Nightly News 5 5 KOBI “Smothered” ’ Å News (N) ’ 8/PBS (11:30) Charlie Barney & Clifford the Big Sid the Science Bob the Builder Cat in the Hat WordWorld Å Wild Kratts ’ Arthur ’ (EI) Å WordGirl Å The Electric Fetch! With Ruff Nightly Busi- 8 KSYS Rose Å Friends Red Dog Kid ’ Knows a Lot (DVS) (EI) Å (DVS) (DVS) Company Ruffman ness Report 9/ABC All My Children (N) ’ Å One Life to Live (N) ’ Å General Hospital (N) ’ Å Judge Joe Judge Joe Judge Judy (N) Judge Judy (N) News (N) Å ABC World News (N) Å 9 4 KEZI Brown (N) ’ Brown (N) ’ ’ Å ’ Å News 25/MYTV The People’s Court (N) Å Divorce Court Judge Alex (N) Law & Order: Criminal Intent Law & Order: Criminal Intent TMZ (N) ’ Å Access Hol- Anderson ’ Å The 700 Club Å 11 12 KEVU (N) ’ Å ’ Å Teenage party girl is killed. ’ “Smothered” ’ Å lywood (N) ’ Action 4 Life Books of the 3ABN Today Tiny Tots for Kids Time Most Important Questions Å Feature Presentations Better Life On Tour 3ABN Today 30/IND 21 Book Jesus 33/FOX The 700 Club Å New Adv./Old How I Met Your Friends ’ Å Armando According to 30 Rock “Blind Friends ’ Å Scrubs “My The Offi ce Family Guy King of the Hill 13 11 KLSR Christine Mother Montelongo Jim ’ Å Date” Cabbage” ’ “Frame Toby” ’ Å ’ Å 46/NBC The Nate Berkus Show ’ Å Days of our Lives (N) ’ Å Swift Justice: Swift Justice: The Doctors Å The Ellen DeGeneres Show (N) KMTR News- News NBC Nightly 6 KTCW Jackie Glass Jackie Glass ’ Å Source at 5pm News (N) ’ 51/PBS Best of Joy of Ucook! With Charlie Rose (N) ’ Å Barney & Bob the Builder Cat in the Hat Arthur ’ (EI) Å WordGirl Å Wild Kratts ’ The Electric Fetch! With Ruff Travelscope Å 7 KOAC Painting Chef Bob ’ Friends ’ Knows a Lot (DVS) (DVS) (EI) Å Company Ruffman (DVS) The First 48 A man is robbed and Storage Wars Highlights from Dog the Bounty Dog the Bounty CSI: Miami Horatio looks into Delko’s The Sopranos Tensions rise between Criminal Minds Murderous The First 48 Å A&E 24 23 shot. Å season 1. Å Hunter Hunter past. ’ Å the families. Å psychiatrist. ’ Å ABC FAM 40 32 Still Standing Still Standing 8 Rules Simple Rules My Wife-Kids My Wife-Kids ’70s Show ’70s Show ’70s Show ’70s Show Secret Life of American Teen Princess Drs “Reindeer Games”›› (2000, Crime Drama) Ben Affl eck, Gary Sinise, Charlize Theron. An “The Silence of the Lambs”›››› (1991, Suspense) Jodie Foster, Anthony Hopkins. A mad “GoodFellas”›››› (1990, Crime Drama) Robert De AMC 68 24 ex-convict is involved in a scheme to rob a casino. Å genius helps an FBI trainee pursue a serial killer. Å Niro, Ray Liotta, Joe Pesci. Å ANPL 49 47 Animal Cops Houston Å Animal Cops Detroit ’ Å Animal Cops Houston Å K-9 Cops ’ Å Confessions: Animal Hoarding Confessions: Animal Hoarding Confessions BRAVO 62 46 Million Dollar Listing Å Million Dollar Listing Å Million Dollar Listing Å Million Dollar Listing Å Top Chef: Just Desserts Top Chef: Just Desserts Top Chef Dsrt CNBC 65 Closing Bell (N) ’ Å Closing Bell-Bartiromo Fast Money (N) Mad Money (N) The Kudlow Report (N) Coca-Cola: The Real Story Ford: Rebuild CNN 35 35 CNN Newsroom (N) The Situation Room With Wolf Blitzer (N) John King, USA (N) Anderson Cooper 360 Å Piers Morgan COM 64 98 (11:57) “Superhero Movie”› (2008, Comedy) Drake Bell. Å (1:59) Scrubs (:29) Scrubs Com. Central (:25) Futurama Futurama ’ (:27) Tosh.0 Always Sunny South Park Daily Show CW 12 14 TBA Cops Å TBA TBA The Steve Wilkos Show Å Lifechangers Lifechangers Meet, Browns Meet, Browns ’70s Show ’70s Show ’Til Death ’ Biker Build-Off Artists design street- American Chopper The OCC crew American Chopper Vinnie competes American Chopper Paul Jr. chal- American Chopper The fi nal bike of Desert Car Kings Crew tries to fi nd a Cash Cab ’ Å DISC 34 30 legal drag bikes. Å designs a drag bike. ’ in a drag race. ’ lenges himself. ’ Å the web trilogy. Å horsepower engine. “Disney Princess Enchanted Little Einsteins Jake and the Phineas and Phineas and Fish Hooks The Suite Life Wizards of Wizards of Phineas and A.N.T. Farm Shake it Up! Å DISN 37 21 Tales: Follow Your Dreams” Å Pirates Ferb Å Ferb Å on Deck Waverly Place Waverly Place Ferb Å “informANT” E! 57 25 E! News Kardashian Kardashian Kardashian Kardashian Kardashian Kardashian Kardashian Kardashian Kardashian Outside/Lines College Foot- NFL Live (N) (Live) Å Around the Pardon the SportsCenter (N) (Live) Å MLB Baseball Teams TBA. (N Subject to Blackout) (Live) Å ESPN 28 31 First Report ball Live (N) Horn (N) ’ Interruption (N) ESPN2 27 49 NASCAR Now Numbers Dan Le Batard Rome/Burning SportsNation (N) Å NFL 32 (N) (Live) NFL Live (N) Å CrossFit CrossFit CrossFit FNC 32 27 Studio B With Shepard Smith Your World With Neil Cavuto The Five (N) Special Report FOX Report/Shepard Smith The O’Reilly Factor (N) Å Hannity (N) FOOD 72 50 Best Dishes Down Home Contessa Giada-Home Minute Meals Ingredient Fix Cook for Real Secrets Minute Meals Giada Contessa Best Dishes Iron Chef Am. FX 31 45 (10:30) “Enemy of the State”››› (1998) “Freedomland”›› (2006, Crime Drama) Samuel L. Jackson, Julianne Moore. “Taken”››› (2008, Action) Liam Neeson, Maggie Grace. Two/Half Men (11:00) “The 300 Spartans”›› “The Legend of Hell House”››› (1973) Pamela Franklin. Investigators “The Incident”››› (1967, Drama) Tony Musante. Teens terrorize passengers “The Chase”›› (1994, Action) Charlie Sheen, Kristy FXM 44 (1962) Å spend a week in a supposedly haunted mansion. in a New York City subway car. Å Swanson, Henry Rollins. Å HGTV 50 43 House Hunters Int’l HGTV Urban Oasis 2011 Divine Master Bedrooms Divine Design Candice Tells Design Inc. ’ Design Inc. ’ Get It Sold Get It Sold My First Place HIST 41 34 Hooked: Illegal Drugs Hooked: Illegal Drugs Woodstock: Now & Then Å Modern Marvels Å Organized Crime: History Hooked: Drug HLMRK 87 Petkeeping Petkeeping The Martha Stewart Show The Martha Stewart Show The Waltons “The Idol” Å The Waltons “The Prodigals” The Waltons Å Little House ION 15 20 TriVita 3 FREE Bras! Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Ghost Whisperer ’ Å Ghost Whisperer ’ Å Ghost Whisperer ’ Å With’t a Trace LIFE 23 29 How I Met How I Met Desperate Housewives Å Grey’s Anatomy Religion. ’ Medical Medical Cold Case Files ’ Å Cold Case Files ’ Å Mysteries MSNBC 54 44 Martin Bashir (N) The Dylan Ratigan Show (N) Hardball With Chris Matthews MSNBC Live (N) Hardball With Chris Matthews The Last Word R. Maddow MTV 26 17 The Substitute The Substitute The Substitute The Substitute Teen Dads ’ Teen Mom “Finale” ’ Å The Substitute The Substitute The Substitute ’70s Show NAT GEO 73 Deadly 60 Deadly 60 Border Wars Border Wars “Cocaine Sting” Border Wars Deadly 60 Deadly 60 Border Wars Border Wars NICK 71 39 Max & Ruby Max & Ruby Go, Diego, Go! Dora Explorer SpongeBob Fanboy-Chum The Penguins SpongeBob iCarly Å iCarly Å SpongeBob SpongeBob iCarly Å OXY 61 (11:00) “Go”››› (1999) “The Glass House”›‡ (2001) Leelee Sobieski. Å “The Next Karate Kid”›› (1994, Action) Hilary Swank. Å “Elektra”›› (2005) Jennifer Garner. Å The Joy of Hawg Quest Bowhunter TV North American The Dan Patrick Show Beavers All Cougars All Huskies All Mariners MLB Baseball Seattle Mariners at Minnesota Twins. From ROOT 38 99 Fishing Whitetail Access (N) Access (N) Access (N) Pregame (Live) Target Field in Minneapolis. (Live) SPEED 58 53 Guys Garage Truck U Barrett-Jackson Spec. Monster Jam NASCAR Race Hub (N) Pass Time Pass Time Dumbest Stuff Dumbest Stuff My Ride Rules SPIKE 69 38 CSI: Crime Scene Investigat’n CSI: NY “Stealing Home” ’ CSI: Crime Scene Investigat’n UFC Unleashed ’ UFC Unleashed ’ UFC Unleashed ’ Unleash SYFY 43 40 Fact or Faked: Paranormal Fact or Faked: Paranormal Fact or Faked: Paranormal Fact or Faked: Paranormal Fact or Faked: Paranormal Stargate SG-1 “Space Race” Para. Wit. House of Payne Meet the American Dad My Name Is Everybody- Everybody- According to Everybody- Friends ’ Å Friends ’ Å Friends ’ Å Friends ’ Å The King of TBS 33 10 Browns ’ Å Earl ’ Å Raymond Raymond Jim ’ Å Raymond Queens Å “Whirlpool”›› (1934, Drama) Jack (:15) “The Affairs of Dobie Gillis”››‡ (1953) Private Screenings “Debbie “Tammy and the Bachelor”››› (1957) Debbie “James Dean: Forever Young”››› (2005) Narrated TCM 51 26 Holt, Jean Arthur. Debbie Reynolds, Bobby Van. Å Reynolds” Debbie Reynolds. Reynolds, Leslie Nielsen. Å by Martin Sheen. Premiere. TLC 42 41 What Not to Wear “Joanne” A Baby Story A Baby Story Baby’s First Rm-Multiples What Not to Wear “Hillary” ’ Four Weddings ’ Å Ultimate Cake Off “Top Dogs” LA Ink Å TNT 36 42 Las Vegas “Tainted Love” ’ Las Vegas ’ Å Cold Case “Knuckle Up” ’ The Closer “Batter Up” Å Bones ’ Å Bones “Yanks in the U.K.” Bones Å TOON 63 33 Looney Tunes ’ Tom & Jerry Garfi eld Show 2 Stupid Dogs Johnny Test Sidekick Almost Naked Advent. Time Regular Show MAD Squirrel TRVL 59 48 Tastiest Tastiest Bourdain: No Reservations Bizarre Foods/Zimmern Man v. Food Man v. Food Carnivore Carnivore Bourdain: No Reservations Man v. Food TVLND 53 28 Bonanza Bonanza “A Rose for Lotta” Bonanza Bonanza “The Newcomers” Bonanza “The Paiute War” Good Times Jeffersons Sanford & Son NCIS “Sandblast” Military country-club NCIS The NCIS try to clear a Marine’s NCIS “Mind Games” A serial killer NCIS “Silver War” A missing staff NCIS “Switch” A petty offi cer is gunned NCIS “Honor Code” An offi cer is NCIS “Under USA 45 15 bombing. Å name. ’ Å withholds information. ’ sergeant. ’ Å down. ’ Å reported missing. ’ Å Covers” ’ VS. 47 422 Charlie Moore Sportfi shing Beach Volleyball NBC Sports Talk (N) (Live) World of Adventure Sports ’ World of Adventure Sports ’ Bloodsport WE 185 120 Amazing Wedding Cakes Ghost Whisperer ’ Å Ghost Whisperer ’ Å Charmed “Kill Billie: Vol.2” ’ Charmed “Forever Charmed” “Steel Magnolias”››› (1989) Sally Field. WGN-A 14 (11:00) MLB Baseball Milwaukee Brewers at Chicago Cubs. Tenth Inning Mad Abt. You Old Christine Old Christine Amer. Funniest Home Videos 30 Rock ’ 30 Rock ’ How I Met (11:10) “Timecop”››‡ (1994) (12:50) “The Last Song”›› (2010, Drama) Miley (:40) “Mississippi Masala”››› (1991) Denzel Washington. A black man (:40) “When in Rome”›‡ (2010, Romance-Comedy) (:15) “Uncle ENC 642 710 Mia Sara ’ Å Cyrus, Greg Kinnear. Å loves an Indian woman in a Mississippi town. ’ Kristen Bell, Josh Duhamel. ’ Å Buck”››‡ Mel Brooks and Dick Cavett (:15) “Something’s Gotta Give”››› (2003) Jack Nicholson, Diane Keaton. A music exec falls “Real Women Have Curves”››› (2002) America “Jonah Hex”›‡ (2010) Josh Brolin. A supernatural HBO 500 600 Together Again ’ Å for the mother of his young girlfriend. ’ Å Ferrera, Lupe Ontiveros. ’ Å gunslinger faces an old enemy. ’ (:10) “The Donner Party” (2009) Crispin Glover, (:45) “Telling Lies in America”››‡ (1997) Kevin Bacon. An immigrant “The Switch”››‡ (2010) Jennifer Aniston, Jason (:15) “Glorious 39” (2009, Historical Drama) Romola SHO 600 660 Clayne Crawford. iTV Premiere. teen learns about life in 1960s Cleveland. Å Bateman. iTV. ’ Å Garai, Bill Nighy, Julie Christie. iTV. (11:00) “First (:40) “Bloody Sunday”››› (2002) James Nesbitt. In 1972 troops open “Across the Line: The Exodus of Charlie Wright” (:05) “The Twilight Saga: New Moon”››‡ (2009, Romance) Kristen (:15) “(Un- TMC 620 690 Born” (2007) fi re on protesters in Ireland. ’ Å (2010) Aidan Quinn. ’ Å Stewart, Robert Pattinson. ’ Å titled)”››‡ Roseburg, Oregon, Currents—Thursday, September 15, 2011 The News-Review, Page 29 WEDNESDAY EVENING, SEPTEMBER 21 Don’t Miss 6:30 7:00 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30 10:00 10:30 11:00 11:30 12:00 Drain Yoncalla Roseburg
Central DC 8 p.m. on KEZI 4,13/CBS Wheel of Jeopardy! Inside Edi- Survivor: South Pacifi c Criminal Minds “It Takes a CSI: Crime Scene Investiga- News (N) Å (:35) Late Show With The Middle 4 8 Å ’ ’ Å Å ’ Å KPIC Fortune (N) (N) tion (N) Village” (DVS) tion “73 Seconds” David Letterman Ray Romano reunites with his 4.2/This TV (5:00) “Viva Zapa- “Chattahoochee”›› (1989) Gary Oldman. Korean War hero “Viva Zapata!”›››› (1952) Marlon Brando, Jean Peters. Peasant Emiliano “Cotton-Har- former “Everybody Loves Ray- 292 ›››› Å Å KPIC ta!” (1952) in brutal hospital for criminally insane. Zapata becomes Mexico’s president. lem” mond” co-star Patricia Heaton, 5/NBC News (N) Entertain- The Insider Up All Night Free Agents Harry’s Law Harry defends an Law & Order: Special News (N) (:35) The Tonight Show playing Nicky Kohlbrenner, a man 5 5 Å Å ’ Å Å KOBI ment ’Night (N) (N) (N) accused killer. Victims Unit With Jay Leno (N) from Frankie’s (Heaton) past who 8/PBS PBS NewsHour (N) ’ Å Natural NOVA IBM supercomputer. ’ Live From Lincoln Center Soprano Deborah Voigt performs. Charlie Rose (N) ’ Å Democracy played a role in ruining her honey- 8 ’ Å ’ Å KSYS Heroes (DVS) (N) (Live) Now! moon with Mike (Neil Flynn). Char- 9/ABC News (N) Å Entertain- The Insider The Middle “Forced Family Modern Family The family Revenge “Pilot” Emily returns to News (N) Å (:35) Night- Jimmy Kim- lie McDermott, Eden Sher and At- 9 4 Å ’ Å KEZI ment ’Night (N) Fun” vacations at a ranch. her former home. line (N) mel Live (N) ticus Shaffer also star in the season 25/MYTV (:00) The Dr. Phil ’ Å The Dr. Oz Show ’ Å Burn Notice Michael’s Burn Notice A robbery at a My Name Is Everybody Everybody- 11 12 premiere. KEVU 700 Club neighbor needs his help. fashion house. Å Earl Å Hates Chris Raymond 8 p.m. on KLSR (:00) 3ABN Eleventh Hour Evidence It Is Written In Search of Mission Bible Ques- Revelation Now His Words From My Knowing 30/IND 21 Today Å Truth Stories tions Are Life Heart God The X Factor 33/FOX The Simp- Two and a Two and a The X Factor “Auditions No. 1” (Series Premiere) Hopefuls Fox News at (:35) Family (:05) 30 Everybody- American Simon Cowell’s latest American- 13 11 KLSR sons Å Half Men Half Men perform for the judges. (N) Å 10 (N) Guy Å Rock Å Raymond Dad Å ization of a hit U.K. talent show 46/NBC News Big Bang Big Bang Up All Night Free Agents Harry’s Law Harry defends an Law & Order: Special News (:35) The Tonight Show features solo vocalists and vocal 6 KTCW Theory Theory (N) Å (N) accused killer. Victims Unit ’ Å With Jay Leno (N) Å groups of nearly all ages competing 51/PBS Nightly PBS NewsHour (N) ’ Å Nova scienceNOW “How NOVA IBM supercomputer. ’ Nature The complex concepts 2501 Migrants: A Journey PBS News- for a $5 million recording contract. 7 KOAC Business Does the Brain Work?” Å (DVS) of monkey culture. ’ Å Hour Å Welsh TV presenter Steve Jones takes on the Ryan Seacrest hosting (:00) The Storage Wars Highlights from Storage Storage Storage Storage Storage Storage Storage Storage (12:01) Stor- A&E 24 23 First 48 season 1. Å Wars Wars Å Wars Wars Å Wars Å Wars Å Wars Å Wars age Wars role, while even first-time audition- ers face Cowell, Paula Abdul, An- ABC FAM 40 32 (:00) “The Princess Diaries”››‡ (2001, Comedy) “The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement”›› (2004) The 700 Club Å Whose? ›››› ››› ››› tonio “L.A.” Reid and Nicole Scher- (5:00) “GoodFellas” (1990) Robert “The Italian Job” (2003) Mark Wahlberg, Charlize Theron. A thief and his “The Italian Job” (2003) Mark Wahlberg. A thief and his zinger at the judging table, joined AMC 68 24 De Niro, Ray Liotta. Å crew plan to steal back their gold. Å crew plan to steal back their gold. Å Å by a live audience to instantly weed ANPL 49 47 Hoarding Confessions: Hoarding Fatal Attractions Confessions: Hoarding Confessions: Hoarding Confessions: Hoarding Hoarding out stage-fright victims and outright BRAVO 62 46 Top Chef Top Chef: Just Desserts Real Housewives/Beverly Real Housewives/Beverly Top Chef: Just Desserts Top Chef: Just Desserts Housewives disasters. CNBC 65 Ford American Greed Mad Money Coca-Cola American Greed Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. 9 p.m. on KPIC CNN 35 35 Piers Anderson Cooper 360 John King, USA Piers Morgan Tonight Anderson Cooper 360 John King, USA Piers Criminal Minds COM 64 98 Colbert Rep 30 Rock ’ 30 Rock ’ Chappelle’s Chappelle’s South Park South Park South Park South Park Daily Show Colbert Rep South Park The seventh season opens with CW 12 14 King Seinfeld ’ Seinfeld ’ H8R (N) ’ Å America’s Next Model Cops Å ’Til Death King South Park South Park ’ Å the BAU team in the crosshairs of Cash Cab Sons of Guns Sons of Guns Will works on a Sons of Guns AK 47 and Swamp Swamp Sons of Guns AK 47 and Swamp a Senate investigation into their DISC 34 30 ’ Å 57mm WWII cannon. sniper rifl e combination. Brothers (N) Brothers (N) sniper rifl e combination. Brothers ’ ››‡ actions to avenge the loss of Emily Good Luck Good Luck So Random! Wizards- “Little Manhattan” (2005) Josh Hutcher- Good Luck (:35) So Wizards- Fish Hooks Wizards- Prentiss (Paget Brewster), but a DISN 37 21 Charlie Charlie ’ Å Place son, Bradley Whitford. Å Charlie Random! ’ Place Place familiar face may help keep Rossi, E! 57 25 Kardashian E! News (N) Sex-City Sex-City Fshn Plc-Emmy E! True Hollywood Story Chelsea Lat E! News Hotchner (Joe Mantegna, Thomas MLB Base- MLB Baseball Teams TBA. (N Subject to Blackout) (Live) Å SportsCenter (N) (Live) Å SportsCenter (N) (Live) Å MLB Base- ESPN 28 31 Gibson) and their colleagues united ball ball in the new episode “It Takes a Vil- Å Å Å ESPN2 27 49 CrossFit SportsNation SportsCenter (N) Baseball Tonight (N) NFL Live CrossFit CrossFit SportCenter lage.” Jayne Atkinson and Mark Mo- FNC 32 27 Hannity (N) Greta Van Susteren The O’Reilly Factor Hannity Greta Van Susteren The Five Red Eye ses guest star; A.J. Cook, Shemar FOOD 72 50 Iron Chef Restaurant: Impossible Restaurant: Impossible Restaurant: Impossible Restaurant: Impossible Food Truck Race Restaurant Moore and Matthew Gray Gubler FX 31 45 Two Men Two Men Two Men “Forgetting Sarah Marshall”››› (2008) Jason Segel. “Forgetting Sarah Marshall”››› (2008) also star. (5:00) “The “Porky’s II: The Next Day”›‡ (1983, Comedy) Dan “Naked Lunch”››› (1991) Peter Weller. William Burroughs’ “The Name of the Rose”››‡ (1986, FXM 44 ›› Å Å 9 p.m. on KOBI KMTX Chase” Monahan, Wyatt Knight, Mark Herrier. cult novel about a drug-induced journey. Mystery) Sean Connery. Harry’s Law HGTV 50 43 First Place Hunters Int’l House House Income Property Brothers Å Property Brothers Å House Hunters Beach Property Å Å Series creator David E. Kelley HIST 41 34 Hooked Hooked: Illegal Drugs American Pickers The Stoned Ages Drug use throughout history. (N) Top Gear Pickers (“Boston Legal”) hit a rough patch ’ ’ ’ ’ ’ ’ HLMRK 87 Little House Little House on Prairie Little House on Prairie Frasier Frasier Frasier Frasier Frasier Frasier Gold Girls in recent years, but he may have ION 15 20 Without Without a Trace Å Without a Trace Å Without a Trace Å Criminal Minds Å Criminal Minds ’ Å Monk Å his groove back as Oscar winner LIFE 23 29 Mysteries Unsolved Mysteries Dance Moms Å Dance Moms Å Dance Moms Å Dance Moms Å Dance Kathy Bates returns for a sopho- MSNBC 54 44 R. Maddow The Ed Show The Last Word Rachel Maddow Show The Ed Show Hardball Chris Matthews Last Word more season as attorney Harriet MTV 26 17 ’70s Show Teen Mom “Finale” ’ Å Awkward. “Billy Madison”›‡ (1995) Adam Sandler. ’ “Mr. Deeds”› (2002) Adam Sandler. Korn, whose firm will take on big- NAT GEO 73 Border Border Wars Border Wars Border Wars Border Wars Deadly 60 Deadly 60 Ice Pilots ger cases in the wake of her earlier NICK 71 39 Victorious Big Time SpongeBob BrainSurge My Wife George George Friends ’ Friends ’ ’70s Show ’70s Show George (often wildly improbable) success- es. There’s also some fresh blood OXY 61 Elektra›› “The Golden Compass”››‡ (2007) Å “The Golden Compass”››‡ (2007) Å “Elektra”›› (2005) Jennifer Garner. among her team: Karen Olivo and (5:00) MLB Baseball Seattle Mariners at Mariners MLB Baseball Seattle Mariners at Minnesota Twins. From Target Field in Minneapolis. (Subject to The Dan Patrick Show ROOT 38 99 Minnesota Twins. (Live) Postgame Blackout) Mark Valley have joined the cast. Nate Corddry and Christopher Mc- SPEED 58 53 My Ride The Car Show (N) Dumbest Dumbest My Ride My Ride The Car Show NASCAR Race Hub MotoGP Donald also star. SPIKE 69 38 Unleash UFC Unleashed ’ UFC Unleashed (N) ’ The Ultimate Fighter (Season Premiere) (N) ’ BlueMount BlueMount Ult. Fighter 9 p.m. on KSYS SYFY 43 40 Para. Wit. Ghost Hunters ’ Å Ghost Hunters ’ Å Ghost Hunters (N) Å Paranormal Witness (N) Ghost Hunters ’ Å Para. Wit. Live From Lincoln Center The King of Seinfeld ’ Å Seinfeld ’ Å Meet the Meet the House of House of House of House of Conan (N) Å The Offi ce TBS 33 10 Queens ’ Browns Browns Payne Payne Payne Payne “Cocktails” Soprano Deborah Voigt joins (:45) “East of Eden”›››› (1955) James Dean, Julie Harris. Rebel Cal and “Rebel Without a Cause”››› (1955, Drama) James Dean, “Giant”›››› (1956, Drama) Elizabeth Taylor, Alan Gilbert and the New York Phil- TCM 51 26 twin Aron vie for their rigid father’s love. Å Natalie Wood, Sal Mineo. Å Rock Hudson. Å harmonic in works by Barber, Wag- TLC 42 41 (:00) LA Ink World’s Smallest Man ’ Pregnant Pregnant Hoarding: Buried Alive Extreme Couponing ’ Hoarding: Buried Alive Extreme ner and Richard Strauss in the new TNT 36 42 (:00) Bones Bones ’ Å The Mentalist ’ Å The Mentalist ’ Å “300”››› (2007, Action) Gerard Butler. Å CSI: NY ’ episode “New York Philharmonic Opening Night Gala Concert.” TOON 63 33 Johnny T Johnny T Hole in Wall Dude Destroy King of Hill King of Hill Amer. Dad Amer. Dad Family Guy ’ Å Chicken TRVL 59 48 Man, Food Man, Food Man, Food Man, Food Man, Food Man v Food Man v Food Man, Food Man, Food Man, Food Man, Food Man v Food 10 p.m. on KEZI TVLND 53 28 Sanford All-Family All-Family M*A*S*H M*A*S*H Raymond Raymond Divorced Retired at The Nanny The Nanny The Nanny Revenge (:00) NCIS NCIS “Frame-Up” Tony is NCIS The murder of arms dealer NCIS “In the Zone” A mortar NCIS “Recoil” Ziva’s cover may NCIS A serial killer withholds (12:01) Who says soap operas are dead? USA 45 15 ’ Å suspected of murder. La Grenouille. ’ attack in Baghdad. be blown. ’ information. Å NCIS Å Not “Twilight” producers Marty Bow- VS. 47 422 (:00) “Bloodsport”›‡ (1988) Sports Talk “Bloodsport”›‡ (1988) Jean-Claude Van Damme. Sports Talk Adv. Sports Paint Zoom en and Wyck Godfrey, who created WE 185 120 (5:00) “Steel Magnolias” “Steel Magnolias”››› (1989) Sally Field, Dolly Parton. Ghost Whisperer Å Joan & Melissa: Joan Joan this tasty combo platter of melo- WGN-A 14 How I Met WGN News at Nine (N) 30 Rock ’ Scrubs ’ Scrubs ’ Sunny Sunny Futurama Futurama South Park South Park drama and murder mystery starring Emily VanCamp and Madeleine (:15) “Uncle Buck”››‡ (1989) John Candy, “The Last Song”›› (2010) Miley Cyrus. A man tries to recon- (9:50) “Timecop”››‡ (1994) Jean-Claude “Courage Under ENC 642 710 ’ Å Å ’ Å ›››‡ ’ Stowe in a tale of over-the-top love, Amy Madigan. nect with his estranged daughter. Van Damme, Mia Sara. Fire” (1996) lies and loss in the Hamptons. Van- “Torque”›› (2004, Action) Martin Henderson, REAL Sports With Bryant “Edge of Darkness”››‡ (2010) Mel Gibson. A Boston detec- Real Time With Bill Maher 24/7 May- HBO 500 600 ’ Å ’ Å ’ Å Camp stars as a cool, calculating Ice Cube. Gumbel tive investigates his daughter’s murder. weather young beauty of mysterious means (5:15) “Glorious 39” (2009) “Talihina Sky: The Story of Kings of Inside the NFL (iTV) (N) ’ Å Inside NAS- Weeds (iTV) Inside the NFL (iTV) ’ Å Inside NAS- SHO 600 660 ’ Å who returns to Long Island to settle Romola Garai. iTV. Leon” (2011, Documentary) iTV. CAR (N) CAR (iTV) a score — or possibly a pile of them (:15) “(Untitled)”››‡ (2009) Adam Gold- “Outsourced”››› (2006, Comedy) Josh Hamilton. A man “Night of the Demons” (2009, Horror) (:35) “Kaboom”››› TMC 620 690 ’ Å ’ Å — with Stowe’s queen bee and her berg, Marley Shelton. trains his replacement in India. Monica Keena, Shannon Elizabeth. (2010) Thomas Dekker. family. 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12:00 12:30 1:00 1:30 2:00 2:30 3:00 3:30 4:00 4:30 5:00 5:30 6:00 Drain Yoncalla Roseburg Central DC 4,13/CBS News Å The Bold and The Talk ’ Å Let’s Make a Deal (N) ’ Å Dr. Phil ’ Å The Dr. Oz Show ’ Å News (N) Å CBS Evening News (N) Å 4 8 KPIC the Beautiful News/Pelley 4.2/This TV (11:00) “The Pit and the Pendu- “The House on Carroll Street”›› (1988) Kelly McGillis. FBI agent and “Patty Hearst”›› (1988) Natasha Richardson, William Forsythe. Based on “Masquerade”››‡ (1988) Rob Lowe, Meg Tilly. A yacht 292 KPIC lum”››› (1961, Horror) writer catch Nazis in 1950s New York. Å Hearst’s own account of her abduction. Å racer seduces an heiress. Å 5/NBC The Dr. Oz Show ’ Å Days of our Lives (N) ’ Å Law & Order: Criminal Intent The Doctors Å The Dr. Oz Show ’ Å News (N) NBC Nightly News (N) 5 5 KOBI “The Faithful” ’ Å News (N) ’ 8/PBS (11:30) Charlie Barney & Clifford the Big Sid the Science Bob the Builder Cat in the Hat WordWorld Wild Kratts ’ Arthur ’ (EI) Å WordGirl Å The Electric Fetch! With Ruff Nightly Busi- 8 KSYS Rose Å Friends Red Dog Kid ’ Knows a Lot Insect Air Show. (EI) Å (DVS) (DVS) Company Ruffman ness Report 9/ABC All My Children (N) ’ Å One Life to Live (N) ’ Å General Hospital (N) ’ Å Judge Joe Judge Joe Judge Judy (N) Judge Judy (N) News (N) Å ABC World News (N) Å 9 4 KEZI Brown (N) ’ Brown (N) ’ ’ Å ’ Å News 25/MYTV The People’s Court (N) Å Divorce Court Judge Alex (N) Law & Order: Criminal Intent Law & Order: Criminal Intent TMZ (N) ’ Å Access Hol- Anderson ’ Å The 700 Club Å 11 12 KEVU (N) ’ Å ’ Å “Maltese Cross” ’ Å “The Faithful” ’ Å lywood (N) ’ Body & Spirit Journeys ’n 3ABN Today Tiny Tots for Kids Time Kids Time Engage The Carter Report Central Study Hour 3ABN Today 30/IND 21 Dick Nunez. Journals Jesus Praise Live 33/FOX The 700 Club Å New Adv./Old How I Met Your Friends ’ Å Armando According to 30 Rock “Jack the Friends ’ Å Scrubs “My Five The Offi ce Å Family Guy King of the Hill 13 11 KLSR Christine Mother Montelongo Jim ’ Å Writer” ’ Stages” ’ Å ’ Å 46/NBC The Nate Berkus Show ’ Å Days of our Lives (N) ’ Å Swift Justice: Swift Justice: The Doctors Å The Ellen DeGeneres Show (N) KMTR News- News NBC Nightly 6 KTCW Jackie Glass Jackie Glass ’ Å Source at 5pm News (N) ’ 51/PBS Painting With Cuisine Culture Charlie Rose (N) ’ Å Barney & Thomas & Cat in the Hat Arthur ’ (EI) Å WordGirl Å Wild Kratts ’ The Electric Fetch! With Ruff Wild Photo 7 KOAC Paulson Å ’ Å Friends Friends ’ Knows a Lot (DVS) (DVS) (EI) Å Company Ruffman Adventures The First 48 A gas station clerk is The First 48 The mother of Derrick Dog the Bounty Dog the Bounty CSI: Miami The team fi ghts to save a The Sopranos An affront to Meadow Criminal Minds Murderous The First 48 Å A&E 24 23 killed. Å Burruss. Å Hunter Hunter neighborhood. Å angers Tony. Å psychiatrist. ’ Å ABC FAM 40 32 Still Standing Still Standing Simple Rules 8 Rules My Wife-Kids My Wife-Kids ’70s Show ’70s Show ’70s Show ’70s Show Secret Life of American Teen Funny Videos (11:15) “Rooster Cogburn”›› (1975, Western) John (:45) “The Shootist”›››‡ (1976, Western) John Wayne, Lauren Bacall, James Stewart. People “Texas Rangers”›‡ (2001, Western) James Van Der Beek. Rookie rangers “Hondo”››› AMC 68 24 Wayne, Katharine Hepburn. pester old, dying gunfi ghter. Å ride out in pursuit of a ruthless bandit. Å (1953) Å ANPL 49 47 Animal Cops Houston Å Animal Cops Detroit ’ Å Animal Cops Houston Å K-9 Cops “Gangs” ’ Å I Shouldn’t Be Alive ’ Å The Most Extreme ’ Å Monsters BRAVO 62 46 The Millionaire Matchmaker The Millionaire Matchmaker The Millionaire Matchmaker The Millionaire Matchmaker The Millionaire Matchmaker The Millionaire Matchmaker Matchmaker CNBC 65 Closing Bell (N) ’ Å Closing Bell-Bartiromo Fast Money (N) Mad Money (N) The Kudlow Report (N) Trash Inc: The Secret Life of Mob Money: CNN 35 35 CNN Newsroom (N) The Situation Room With Wolf Blitzer (N) John King, USA (N) Anderson Cooper 360 Å Piers Morgan COM 64 98 (11:57) “Bringing Down the House”›› (2003) Steve Martin. (1:59) Scrubs (:29) Scrubs Com. Central (:25) Futurama Futurama ’ (:27) Tosh.0 Always Sunny South Park Daily Show CW 12 14 TBA Cops Å TBA TBA The Steve Wilkos Show Å Lifechangers Lifechangers Meet, Browns Meet, Browns ’70s Show ’70s Show ’Til Death ’ Biker Build-Off Dave Perewitz. ’ Å American Chopper “Production Bike American Chopper “I, Robot Bike 1” American Chopper “I, Robot Bike 2” American Chopper DECA and Desert Car Kings 1950 Studebaker. Desert Car DISC 34 30 Showcase” Å Will Smith. Å ’ (Part 2 of 2) Å Col-Met bikes. ’ Å ’ Å Kings Å Mickey Mouse Special Agent Jungle Junc- Jake and the Phineas and Phineas and Phineas and The Suite Life Wizards of Wizards of Phineas and A.N.T. Farm Shake It Up! DISN 37 21 Clubhouse ’ Oso Å tion Å Pirates Ferb Å Ferb Å Ferb Å on Deck Waverly Place Waverly Place Ferb Å “sciANTs fair” “Throw It Up” E! 57 25 E! News Fshn Police-Emmy Awards Take Miami Take Miami Take Miami Take Miami Take Miami Take Miami Take Miami Take Miami Take Miami Outside/Lines College Foot- NFL Live (N) (Live) Å Around the Pardon the SportsCenter (N) (Live) Å Audibles (N) (Live) College Football North Carolina State at Cincinnati. ESPN 28 31 First Report ball Live (N) Horn (N) ’ Interruption (N) (N) (Live) ESPN2 27 49 NASCAR Now Numbers Dan Le Batard Rome/Burning SportsNation (N) Å NFL 32 (N) (Live) WNBA Basketball Playoff: Teams TBA. (N) (Live) Å Basketball FNC 32 27 Studio B With Shepard Smith Your World With Neil Cavuto The Five (N) Special Report FOX Report/Shepard Smith The O’Reilly Factor (N) Å Hannity (N) FOOD 72 50 Best Dishes Down Home Contessa Giada Minute Meals Ingredient Fix Cook for Real Secrets Minute Meals Giada-Home Contessa Best Dishes Iron Chef FX 31 45 “Bedazzled”››‡ (2000) Brendan Fraser, Elizabeth Hurley. “Little Man”›› (2006) Shawn Wayans, Marlon Wayans. “Snakes on a Plane”›› (2006, Horror) Samuel L. Jackson. How I Met (11:30) “Fire Sale”› (1977) Alan “Royal Flash”››› (1975) Malcolm McDowell. Victorian scamp Capt. Harry “At Long Last Love”›› (1975, Musical) Burt Reynolds. A bored New York Around the World in 80 Days Å FXM 44 Arkin, Rob Reiner. Å Flashman poses as a Prussian nobleman. millionaire meets a theatrical star. Å HGTV 50 43 House Hunters Int’l Design/Dime Design/Dime Design/Dime Design/Dime Genevieve Genevieve Bang, Buck Bang, Buck Curb/Block Curb/Block Property HIST 41 34 Nostradamus Effect Å Modern Marvels Å UFO Hunters “Abductions” UFO Hunters “UFO Vortexes” After Armageddon Survived disasters of the past. ’ Å Nostradamus HLMRK 87 Petkeeping Petkeeping The Martha Stewart Show The Martha Stewart Show The Waltons “The Inspiration” The Waltons Å The Waltons Å Little House ION 15 20 Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program TriVita Paid Program Ghost Whisperer ’ Å Ghost Whisperer ’ Å Ghost Whisperer ’ Å With’t a Trace LIFE 23 29 How I Met How I Met Desperate Housewives Å Grey’s Anatomy Train crash. Project Runway Å Project Runway Å Project Runway Å Projct Runway MSNBC 54 44 Martin Bashir (N) The Dylan Ratigan Show (N) Hardball With Chris Matthews MSNBC Live (N) Hardball With Chris Matthews The Last Word R. Maddow MTV 26 17 Jersey Shore “Billy Madison”›‡ (1995, Comedy) Adam Sandler. ’ “Mr. Deeds”› (2002) Adam Sandler, Winona Ryder. ’ The Substitute ’70s Show ’70s Show ’70s Show NAT GEO 73 Deadly 60 Deadly 60 The Real Abraham Lincoln Secret Weapon of the Confederacy Deadly 60 Deadly 60 When Rome Ruled Find Atlantis NICK 71 39 Max & Ruby Max & Ruby Go, Diego, Go! Dora Explorer SpongeBob Fanboy-Chum The Penguins SpongeBob iCarly Å iCarly Å SpongeBob SpongeBob iCarly Å OXY 61 Snapped “Ashley Humphrey” Snapped “Cindy Sommer” Snapped “Monique Johnson” Snapped “Lisa Costello” Snapped “Rhonda Orr” Å Snapped A teen love triangle. Law Order: CI (10:00) MLB Baseball Seattle Mariners Post- Seahawks All The Dan Patrick Show (N) Graham College Foot- The I7 Downunder Seahawks Huskies All Beavers All ROOT 38 99 Mariners at Minnesota Twins. game (Live) Access Bensinger ball Preview Horsemanship Press Pass Access Access SPEED 58 53 Dave Despain on Assignment Barrett-Jackson Automobile Auction From the Arena at Mandalay Bay in Las Vegas, Nevada. (N) (Live) SPIKE 69 38 CSI: Crime Scene Investigat’n CSI: NY ’ Å CSI: Crime Scene Investigat’n UFC Unleashed ’ UFC Unleashed ’ UFC Unleashed ’ Unleash SYFY 43 40 The Sentinel ’ Å The Sentinel “Hear No Evil” The Sentinel “Secret” Å The Sentinel “Dead Drop” ’ The Sentinel “Red Dust” ’ Stargate SG-1 “Avenger 2.0” Odysseus House of Payne Meet the American Dad My Name Is Everybody- Everybody- According to Everybody- Friends ’ Å Friends ’ Å Friends ’ Å Friends ’ Å The King of TBS 33 10 Browns ’ Å Earl ’ Å Raymond Raymond Jim ’ Å Raymond Queens Å (11:30) “We Who Are “Any Number Can Play”››‡ (1949, Drama) Clark Gable. A gambler who “White Heat”›››‡ (1949) James Cagney. T-men hunt a trigger-happy “The Ballad of the Sad Cafe”›› (1991) Vanessa TCM 51 26 Young”›› (1940) Å faces a series of crises plays one last hand. Å gangster who listens only to his mother. Redgrave, Keith Carradine. Å TLC 42 41 What Not to Wear “Tara K.” A Baby Story A Baby Story Baby’s First Rm-Multiples What Not to Wear ’ Å Four Weddings ’ Å Ultimate Cake Off ’ Å LA Ink Å TNT 36 42 Las Vegas ’ Å Las Vegas “Hit Me!” Å Cold Case “Blackout” Å The Closer Å Bones ’ Å Bones ’ Å Bones Å TOON 63 33 Looney Tunes ’ Looney Tunes Tom & Jerry Garfi eld Show 2 Stupid Dogs Johnny Test Sidekick Almost Naked Advent. Time Regular Show Squirrel Almost Naked TRVL 59 48 Tastiest Tastiest Bourdain: No Reservations Bizarre Foods/Zimmern Man v. Food Man v. Food Carnivore Carnivore Bourdain: No Reservations Man v. Food TVLND 53 28 Bonanza Bonanza “The Newcomers” Bonanza “The Paiute War” Bonanza “Enter Mark Twain” Bonanza Good Times Jeffersons Sanford & Son Law & Order: Special Victims Law & Order: Special Victims Law & Order: Special Victims Law & Order: Special Victims NCIS “Frame-Up” Tony is suspected of NCIS “Probie” McGee kills a man while NCIS Murdered USA 45 15 Unit “Intoxicated” ’ Å Unit “Night” Serial rapist. ’ Unit Assault and carjacking. Unit “Parts” ’ Å murder. ’ Å on assignment. ’ model. VS. 47 422 Elk Fever Pirelli World Challenge Auto Racing (Taped) Adv. Sports Formula D NBC Sports Talk (N) (Live) Countdown to UFC (N) World Extreme Cagefi ghting WE 185 120 Big Easy Brides Å Ghost Whisperer ’ Å Ghost Whisperer ’ Å Charmed ’ Å Charmed ’ Å Bridezillas “Kim & Danielle” Bridezillas WGN-A 14 Walker, Texas Ranger Å Cheers Å Cheers Å Mad Abt. You Mad Abt. You Old Christine Old Christine Amer. Funniest Home Videos How I Met How I Met How I Met (11:00) “Cana- (:40) “Rumble in the Bronx”››‡ (1995, Action) (:15) “Ransom”››› (1996, Suspense) Mel Gibson, Rene Russo, Gary Sinise. A wealthy execu- (:20) “K-9”››‡ (1989, Comedy) James Belushi, Mel (:05) “8 ENC 642 710 dian Bacon” Jackie Chan, Anita Mui. ’ Å tive turns the tables on his son’s abductor. ’ Å Harris, Kevin Tighe. ’ Å Mile”››› “The Phantom of the Opera”››› (2004) Gerard Butler, Emmy Rossum, Patrick Wilson. A “The Fourth Kind”›‡ (2009, Suspense) Milla Jovovich, (:15) “Just Married”› (2003) Ashton Kutcher. Two newlyweds have bad 24/7 May- HBO 500 600 masked fi gure becomes jealous of a singer’s romance. ’ Å Will Patton. ’ Å luck while honeymooning in Europe. ’ Å weather/Ortiz (10:30) “Play “This Is England”›››› (2006) Thomas Turgoose, (:15) “Trucker”›› (2008, Drama) Michelle Monaghan, Nathan Fillion. iTV. “Into Temptation” (2009) Ansa Akyea. A priest tries to (:35) “The Tillman Story”›››‡ SHO 600 660 the Game” Stephen Graham. iTV. ’ Å A truck driver has to take in her estranged son. ’ stop a prostitute from killing herself. (2010) Å “The Brothers “Les Formidables” (2006, Action) Joong-Hoon Park. A lawman and a “Fade to Black” (2006, Mystery) Danny Huston, Paz (:15) “Krippendorf’s Tribe”›‡ (1998) Richard Dreyfuss. A desperate Black Film- TMC 620 690 Bloom”››‡ criminal work together to battle a mutual enemy. Vega, Christopher Walken. ’ Å anthropologist creates a fi ctional tribe. ’ Å maker Roseburg, Oregon, Currents—Thursday, September 15, 2011 The News-Review, Page 31 THURSDAY EVENING, SEPTEMBER 22 Don’t Miss 6:30 7:00 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30 10:00 10:30 11:00 11:30 12:00 Drain Yoncalla Roseburg
Central DC 8 p.m. on KPIC 4,13/CBS Wheel of Jeopardy! Inside Edi- Big Bang Big Bang Person of Interest “Pilot” The Mentalist “Scarlet Rib- News (N) Å (:35) Late Show With The Big Bang Theory 4 8 Å ’ ’ ’ Å Å KPIC Fortune (N) (N) tion (N) Theory Theory (Series Premiere) (N) bons” David Letterman Wow, it’s hard to believe it’s been five 4.2/This TV (5:00) “Mas- “Kill Me Again”››‡ (1989) Val Kilmer. A down-and-out “Masquerade”››‡ (1988) Rob Lowe, Meg Tilly. A yacht racer “Season of Fear”›› (1989, Suspense) 292 years already. Emmy winner Christine KPIC querade” private eye helps fake a client’s death. Å seduces an heiress. Å Michael Bowen, Ray Wise. Å Baranski (“The Good Wife”) returns to 5/NBC News (N) Entertain- The Insider Community Parks and The Offi ce (:31) Whit- Prime Suspect (Series News (N) (:35) The Tonight Show 5 5 her recurring role as Leonard’s (John- KOBI ment ’Night (N) Å ’ Å Recreation “The List” ney “Pilot” Premiere) (N) ’ Å With Jay Leno (N) Å ny Galecki) emotionally distant mother, 8/PBS PBS NewsHour (N) ’ Å Second The This Old House Hour Lark Rise to Candleford California’s Vine Talk Charlie Rose (N) ’ Å Democracy 8 Beverly, as the hit series opens its fifth KSYS Opinion ’ ’ Å ’ Å Green ’ Å Now! season with “The Skank Reflex Analy- 9/ABC News (N) Å Entertain- The Insider Charlie’s Angels “Angel With Grey’s Anatomy “Free Falling; She’s Gone” (Season Premiere) News (N) Å (:35) Night- Jimmy Kim- sis,” in which Penny (Kaley Cuoco) 9 4 KEZI ment ’Night (N) Å a Broken Wing” ’ Meredith loses her job. (N) ’ Å line (N) mel Live (N) worries that she may never be able to 25/MYTV (:00) The Dr. Phil ’ Å The Dr. Oz Show ’ Å Without a Trace Seeking a Without a Trace “Absalom” My Name Is Everybody Everybody- mend fences with her geeky friends, 11 12 KEVU 700 Club suspected killer. Å ’ Å Earl Å Hates Chris Raymond while Sheldon (Jim Parsons) takes (:00) 3ABN Today Live Better Life Signs of the Gospel Time Out Knowing God 3ABN Today Live control of the paintball team. 30/IND 21 Today Times Outreach 8 p.m. on KOBI KMTX 33/FOX The Simp- Two and a Two and a The X Factor “Auditions No. 2” Hopefuls perform for the judges. Fox News at (:35) Family (:05) 30 Everybody- American 13 11 Community KLSR sons Å Half Men Half Men (N) ’ (Part 2 of 2) Å 10 (N) Guy Å Rock Å Raymond Dad Å The study group reassembles 46/NBC News Big Bang Big Bang Community Parks and The Offi ce (:31) Whit- Prime Suspect (Series News (:35) The Tonight Show 6 Theory Theory ’ Å Recreation “The List” ney “Pilot” Premiere) (N) ’ Å With Jay Leno (N) Å after summer break wondering KTCW whether Pierce (Chevy Chase), 51/PBS Nightly PBS NewsHour (N) ’ Å Oregon Art Outdoor Doc Martin “The Wrong The Adventures of Sher- History Detectives ’ Å PBS News- 7 who left huffily after last spring’s Business Beat Å Idaho Å Goodbye” ’ Å lock Holmes ’ Å Hour Å KOAC paintball war, will be back, but a (:00) The The First 48 The mother of The First 48 “Thicker Than The First 48 A woman is Beyond Scared Straight A Beyond Scared Straight (12:01) The more serious situation arises when A&E 24 23 First 48 Derrick Burruss. Å Water” Å stabbed in her bedroom. tough female deputy. Teens visit the morgue. First 48 Jeff (Joel McHale) butts heads with ABC FAM 40 32 Videos “Dennis the Menace”›› (1993) Walter Matthau. “Richie Rich”›› (1994, Comedy) Macaulay Culkin. The 700 Club Å Whose? the new biology teacher (Michael (:00) “Hondo”››› (1953, Western) John “True Grit”›››‡ (1969, Western) John Wayne, Glen Campbell, Kim Darby. A one-eyed marshal “True Grit”›››‡ (1969, Western) John K. Williams) and gets kicked out of AMC 68 24 Wayne, Geraldine Page. Å and a Texas Ranger aid a vengeful teen. Å Wayne, Glen Campbell. Å class. Dean Pelton (Jim Rash) is ANPL 49 47 Monsters River Monsters Swamp Wars ’ Å Hillbilly Handfi shin’ ’ Tanked “Good Karma” Swamp Wars ’ Å Handfi shin’ on a high from his summer Dean Camp but soon clashes with a new BRAVO 62 46 Matchmkr Kathy Griffi n: Pants Off Matchmaker Matchmaker Matchmaker Matchmaker Matchmkr dean (John Goodman) in the sea- Mob Mon. American Greed Mad Money Mob Money: American Greed Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. CNBC 65 son premiere, “Biology 101.” CNN 35 35 Piers Anderson Cooper 360 John King, USA Piers Morgan Tonight Anderson Cooper 360 John King, USA Piers 8 p.m. on KEZI COM 64 98 Colbert Rep 30 Rock ’ 30 Rock ’ Futurama Futurama Futurama South Park South Park Tosh.0 Daily Show Colbert Rep Comedy Rst Charlie’s Angels CW 12 14 King Seinfeld ’ Seinfeld ’ The Vampire Diaries (N) The Secret Circle (N) ’ Cops Å ’Til Death King South Park South Park (:00) Desert Is It Possible? Real X-ray Is It Possible? Water jet-pack. MythBusters Trio of duct tape MythBusters Tornadoes are MythBusters Trio of duct tape MythBusters If you’re nostalgic for the 1970s DISC 34 30 Car Kings vision; narcoleptic dogs. ’ Å myths. ’ Å put to the test. Å myths. ’ Å Å megahit, this reboot probably won’t feel Good Luck A.N.T. Farm Good Luck Shake It Up! CeCe and Rocky So Random! Phineas and A.N.T. Farm Good Luck So Random! Fish Hooks Wizards- too familiar. The premise is the same: DISN 37 21 Charlie Å Charlie go to an audition. ’ Å Ferb Å Charlie ’ Å Å Place Three restless ladies work as secret operatives for an anonymous mas- E! 57 25 Take Miami E! News (N) E! True Hollywood Story Kardashian Kardashian Kardashian Kardashian Chelsea Lat E! News Å Å Å Å termind under the guidance of a guy (5:00) College Football North Carolina State SportsCenter (N) (Live) Baseball Tonight (N) (Live) SportsCenter (N) (Live) SportsCenter (N) (Live) College named Bosley. But this series is court- ESPN 28 31 at Cincinnati. (N) (Live) Football Å ing a new generation of fans, trans- ESPN2 27 49 WNBA Basketball Playoff: Teams TBA. Women’s Soccer United States vs. Canada. (N) NFL Live (N) X Games Rev. SportCenter forming Bosley from a cuddly teddy FNC 32 27 Hannity (N) Greta Van Susteren The O’Reilly Factor Hannity Greta Van Susteren The Five Red Eye bear in an ascot into a sexy computer FOOD 72 50 Iron Chef Chopped Chopped Chopped Champions Sweet Genius Iron Chef America Chopped genius (Ramon Rodriguez) and mak- FX 31 45 How I Met How I Met How I Met Two Men Two Men Two Men Two Men Sunny Archer (N) Sunny Archer Archer ing the ladies street-wise bad girls. (5:00) Around the World in 80 Days Å Around the World in 80 Days Å FXM 44 9 p.m. on KPIC Person of Interest HGTV 50 43 Property Hunters Int’l House House First Place Selling NY Property House Hunters Int’l House Hunters Selling NY In this 9/11-based crime drama Å Å Å Å Å HIST 41 34 Nostrdms Modern Marvels Ancient Aliens Ancient Aliens Ancient Aliens (N) UFO Files Aliens from producers J.J. 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Jersey Shore ’ Å Jersey Shore ’ Å Jersey Shore (N) Å Jersey Shore ’ Å Ridiculous. tem that uses omnipresent street- corner surveillance cameras and pat- NAT GEO 73 Atlantis Search for Noah’s Ark When Rome Ruled Finding Atlantis Search for Noah’s Ark Deadly 60 Deadly 60 Explorer ’ ’ tern-predicting software to determine NICK 71 39 Victorious Big Time SpongeBob BrainSurge My Wife George George Friends Friends ’70s Show ’70s Show George the next person involved in a violent OXY 61 Law CI Law Order: CI Law Order: CI Law Order: CI Law Order: CI Law Order: CI Law CI crime. Finch taps an adrift former CIA Cougars All MLB Baseball Seattle Mariners at Minnesota Twins. From Target Field in Minneapolis. (Subject to The Dan Patrick Show UFC Countdown 135: World Poker ROOT 38 99 agent (Jim Caviezel) to figure the evi- Access Blackout) Jones vs. Rampage Tour: dence out and prevent the misdeed. 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The men of the old-boys “The Tillman (:15) “The Six Wives of Henry Lefay” (2008, Comedy) Web Therapy The Big C Weeds (iTV) The Big C Gigolos “Sweet Karma” (2009) network don’t like the invasion of their SHO 600 660 Story” Tim Allen, Elisha Cuthbert. iTV Premiere. (iTV) ’ (iTV) Å ’ Å (iTV) Å (iTV) Å Shera Bechard. iTV. ’ territory, but Jane knows how to get “Deadline” (2009, Suspense) Brittany Murphy, “Remember Me”›› (2010, Romance) Robert Pattinson, Emilie “The Twilight Saga: Eclipse”››‡ (2010, Romance) Kristen “Forget Me TMC 620 690 ’ Å ’ Å results and is determined to com- Tammy Blanchard. de Ravin, Chris Cooper. Stewart, Robert Pattinson. Not” (2010) mand them as well as their respect. Page 32, The News-Review Roseburg, Oregon, Currents—Thursday, September 15, 2011 The Umpqua Symphony Association would like to thank all those who helped make our 2010-2011 season possible. We are grateful for the continuing support of our mission to bring classical and related music to our community. BUSINESS AND FOUNDATIONS: Platinum: Sponsor: ATRIO Health Plans and Laird and Ronnie Black DCIPA, the Physicians of Jim and Martha Bradley Douglas County Tony and Jeanette Buxton Roseburg Community Concert Dean and Sara Byers Association Earl and Doris Clark Anonymous/ Kevin and Jerry Comiskey Oregon Community Joyce Conn Foundation Sybilla Cook Marilyn Coxon Gold: Wanda Eddy AVISTA Corp. John and Cindy Ferguson John Granholm Silver: Ed Hall Noble B. Goettel Charitable Vikki Hein Trust John and Mary Lee Hope Umpqua Bank Maury Hudson John William Unruh/Oregon Kathryn Johnston Community Foundation Laura Konecny Judith Lasswell Bronze: Mary Matthews Harvard Medical Park, Ltd. Elmer and Julieanne Miller K.M. 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